Stuart and Vicki Don't Tell the Bride


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Stuart and Vicki are madly in love.

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We've been completely inseparable, haven't gone a day without talking.

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They're desperate to get hitched, but can't find the funds.

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I think it's got a few pennies in it.

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We so desperately want to get married, but because of money, it's just near impossible.

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So we're giving them £12,000 towards their big day.

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-Cheers, mate.

-Cheers.

-But there's a catch.

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They have both agreed in the presence of a lawyer that Stuart will organise the wedding alone.

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I can't believe they've sent two left shoes.

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They'll have absolutely no contact, and the bride won't know a single

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thing about her wedding until the big day in three weeks' time.

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-Let's just go to the pub.

-Three weeks apart will push their relationship to the limit.

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You're meant to be really happy before you get married. I'm not.

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Will music lover Stuart remember it's a wedding he's planning,

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-not a concert?

-The gig's tomorrow, mate.

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Will his ego get in the way?

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If I pulled this off, I don't think I could ever do anything wrong.

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Come on, quick!

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-Or will wedding planning prove tougher than he thought?

-I have absolutely no idea!

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Can this man give this woman a day she'll never forget?

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-I'm gonna have a

-BLEEP

-breakdown, me.

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Vicki and Stuart live with Stuart's dad in Leeds, but today Vicki's moving out.

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It's bizarre. I don't feel like we're getting married,

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I feel like we're going through a break-up, packing up all my stuff.

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The couple met 18 months ago, when they were both working at the same call centre.

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It wasn't long before Cupid gave Stuart a nudge in the right direction.

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It took a bit off fuel from a couple of bevvies, but he finally plucked up the courage to ask me out

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and we have just been absolutely inseparable ever since.

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Most things happen when I'm drunk.

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After a year or so of dating, Stuart came up with an unusual way

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to pop the question - at a Turin Brakes gig.

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He even roped the band in.

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What I ended up doing was proposing during "our" song,

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which is cheesy, but it works, and got those guys involved,

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just to ask us how it went and everything.

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So, it was different. You can't say

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I don't do things differently.

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She liked it and said, "yes". Well worth it.

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For Vicki, her wedding day can't come soon enough.

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It's something that I've been planning since I was probably 16 years-old.

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She likes things her own way, so handing over her big day to Stuart won't be easy.

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-Make sure you don't make too much mess.

-Yes.

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I love controlling things, because I have a tendency

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to think that I can do stuff better than others.

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-Have you got everything?

-You stand there and I'll pass stuff over.

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Will Stuart ever be able to meet her high standards?

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The wedding, to Vicki, is massively important. This is massive for her.

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If there's ever, in terms of cliches, somebody that sums up

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"the biggest day of your life", that's Vicki, through and through.

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If he doesn't get it right...

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I don't...

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To be honest, I don't think he is going to get it right.

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I don't think he can get it how I want it.

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Don't touch that, don't touch that! Oh!

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For the next three weeks, Vicki will be staying at her parents' house.

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-Is that it?

-Yeah. That's it, clothes-wise.

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It's time for the couple to say their goodbyes.

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The next time they see each other will be at the altar.

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# Cos you give me

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# Something that makes me scared, all right... #

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I'll miss you.

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I'll miss you, too.

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I won't cock this up.

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Mwah. See you soon, yeah.

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-Love you.

-Love you. See you later.

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-Bye, babe.

-Bye.

-Have fun.

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I'll try.

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She doesn't really mean that, Stuart.

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Still, no sooner has she left than salvation arrives in the form of best man, Luke.

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# Flash, ah-ah

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# Saviour of the universe... #

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-You all right, old bean?

-Easy, mate.

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-Easy, man, how you going?

-All right?

-Yeah. She's gone.

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These two boys have a special bond.

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Luke's gonna be awesome with the arrangements.

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His enthusiasm knows no bounds.

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-I'm just gonna nip to the loo, actually.

-All right, mate.

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Hope he washed his hands.

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Now, down to some serious decision-making.

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Right, are you thinking serious brown accountancy-style pad

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or fun colourful octopus, for ideas?

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Fun, colourful octopus for ideas, definitely.

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My concerns about those two as a pair is that it's kind of the blind leading the blind, really.

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Five most important things, maybe.

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-Let's go to the pub.

-Go to the pub, yeah?

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All I wanna know, really, is what don't I want? I know stuff...

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-What don't you want?

-I don't want a church, Vicki's not gonna want a church.

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I don't know that the venue's the most important thing.

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As long as the dress is right, it'll be all right.

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All right, we'll do it. Race ya, race ya.

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But it's not just the dress that matters to Vicki.

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She spent years dreaming up a vision for her big day.

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I would say my taste is very girly and traditional and floaty and lacy,

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lots of fairy lights and materials and almost Grecian

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in style. That's what I'd like, ideally, for a wedding.

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A Grecian wedding in Leeds.

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At wedding HQ, the boys are finally knuckling down.

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'I think you've got the wrong number.'

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-OK, sorry. You

-BLEEP.

-How have you taken down the wrong number?

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It's not a good start.

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'Thank you for calling. Unfortunately, there is no-one

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'to take your call at the moment.

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'Office hours are Monday to Friday, 9am to 1pm.'

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Let's not bust our brains about this. Let's do what Sundays were built for. Nothing.

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Those two can quite easily sit and spend days doing absolutely nothing,

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and not even realise where the time's gone.

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That looks well hard.

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Vicki's not so happy doing nothing.

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She's trying to pass the time with chief bridesmaid, Yetmin.

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We have been talking about weddings since

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we were probably 15, 16 years old.

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The one thing I wish more than anything is your dress is perfect.

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And my hair and make-up, because there's no point having an

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absolutely drop-dead gorgeous dress if my hair is covered

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in ten tons of lacquer.

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And the bridesmaids' dresses. They are my main things.

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It will be perfect, I'm sure.

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That is a lot to get perfect.

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Well, a venue would be a good start.

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Still, at least the boys are finally on their way to see one.

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-It looks well nice round here, doesn't it?

-Vicki has grand designs for her wedding.

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She's taking another of her bridesmaids,

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Elaine, to check out the only place she wants to tie the knot...

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Oh, it's so nice, isn't it?

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..Ripley Castle.

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Nestled in the North Yorkshire countryside,

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this is exactly what our Queen Victoria wants for her big day.

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Oh, it's completely unspoilt, isn't it?

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It's just beautiful. Absolutely amazing.

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The boys have something rather different in mind.

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They've arrived at their first venue.

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The Red Lion Hotel, old bean.

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Nice one, man.

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-Hi, Stuart.

-Hi, nice to meet you.

-You all right?

-I'm Vicki.

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-Only joking, I'm the best man.

-Shall we go and have a look at the room?

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The happy couple are shown the simple rustic charms of the Red Lion.

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Oh, wow, look at the chandelier.

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Oh, so this is the room where you'd have your meal.

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Oh, it's really nice, isn't it?

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-Pretty, this.

-This would be way your actual ceremony is held.

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This is what we are looking for. This kind of thing.

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I want my wedding to be better than any wedding I've been to,

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or any that I'm ever going to go to.

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I'd want cut glass champagne glasses, fancy knives and forks.

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The point of your wedding day is that everything is just

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a bit more special than what you would normally have.

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At the moment, thumbs up for this place, man.

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I've struggled to find any negatives about it.

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I'd get married here, which is a start.

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It's second guessing whether Vicki would.

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Now, what would Vicki want?

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A castle or a pub?

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Castle? Pub? Hmm...

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It really does tick all the boxes, doesn't it? Which is why

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I would love to get married in a place like Ripley Castle.

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For Stuart, it's the Red Lion that ticks all the boxes,

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but even he knows he needs to look at something more traditional.

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To the venuemobile!

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Come on, quick. We've got venues to look at!

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Newburgh Priory, founded in 1145 and set in 6,000 acres, including

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exquisite ornamental gardens, and completely wasted on these boys.

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Nice big hedge boobies on the side...

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-Ooh-ooh!

-Ooh-ooh!

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It's nice, isn't it? You can't really say fairer than this?

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-You must be Stuart, I'm Sarah Robson.

-Nice one.

-I'm Luke.

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Look at this.

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This is the ceremony room.

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I feel like I need a sword.

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This looks more like it.

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Vicki would definitely give this place her seal of approval.

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If I'm going with gut instinct, the minute...

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Outside here, I was like, "Be nice."

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When I got in there, I was like, "Medieval, smells like a cathedral.

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-"A bit dingy."

-Would she prefer something that's

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more grand like this, or would she prefer something that's more

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homely, country, cottagey?

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My head's a bit of a muddle at the moment, because I can see how Vicki might look at this and

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I can see how I could be so off the mark, but I just don't like the way it looks.

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Did you not think it was all a bit...Gothic?

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At the Red Lion, the food is there and made and done for us and that's two jobs, two birds, one johnny.

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That's the last thing I expected you to say!

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I've talked myself out of this and I think I needed to do that.

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-Good chatting. Good chatting, chief.

-Sweet.

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Stuart couldn't be more off the mark.

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He's turning his back on the Priory...

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..and booking the pub.

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Time for a sit-down with the manager.

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Music-lover Stuart has his own ideas for entertainment.

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-Have you thought about music in the evening?

-Yeah.

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Whatever it's going to be, we're obviously gonna organise it.

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And that is a total of...

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-£4,557.20.

-It is.

-Bargain.

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So, Queen Vic is getting hitched at the Red Lion.

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# Daddy told me look into the future

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# Sit at your computer Be a good girl... #

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Four days in and all Stuart's sorted is the venue.

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For financial adviser Vicki, the devil is in the detail.

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I'm worried about what the ceremony's gonna be like,

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I'm worried about who's gonna be there, I am worried what he's gonna do with my hair.

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I'm worried about the bouquets, about what the bridesmaids are gonna be in.

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I'm literally worried about absolutely everything.

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# Cos frankly, I don't even care... #

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Stuart's not worried about any of those.

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He's obsessed with something closer to his heart...

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..the entertainment.

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-Easy, mate.

-Easy, mate.

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We need to start coming up with some ideas of what we want to do,

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because that's gone onto the back-burner, hasn't it?

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-Yeah.

-Any ideas?

-Erm...

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Luke remembers Stuart's proposal to Vicki and their love of live music.

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-He has a brainwave.

-Huh, this is an idea.

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You could say, "All right, ladies and gentlemen, Turin Brakes"

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and then they come out and they play your song

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and you have your first dance to that. Amazing!

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That is an ace idea, but hinges on a lot.

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That hinges on a professional band coming to a wedding somewhere near Skipton.

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She'd have no idea. It'd be a massive surprise. Really romantic.

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-Let's MySpace 'em.

-Thoughts become things.

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It's worked for us so far.

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-I mean, look at the venue we've got.

-Yep.

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Maybe these lads can make their dream become reality.

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What have you got to lose, to ring them now?

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-And it's got two 69s in the phone number, if that's not fate, I don't know what is.

-You call them.

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Go on, you make it happen.

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Stuart's certainly mastering the art of delegation.

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Hello, I was just looking at seeing if I could speak to someone about

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possibly booking Turin Brakes for a concert, please.

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I mean, I don't know if that's something that's within the realms of possibility.

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'Not out of the realms of possibility. It's up to their

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-'discretion and their timetable.'

-Yeah. That's awesome.

-'Thank you very much.'

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All right, thanks very much for your time, take care.

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-Oh, good. OK.

-I hope to God that works out, cos that'll be awesome. won't it?

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That would be pretty good. I hate it when people say, "That's not beyond the realms of possibility,"

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because it gives you a glimmer of hope, and if you...

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I've now been set up to be disappointed!

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Not necessarily. Thoughts become things,

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-what've I been telling you?

-God!

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-Mate, I think I'd die if we get Turin Brakes, it's proper silenced me off.

-I can see it in me head.

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I can see that they're gonna ring us back and I can see that they're gonna help you out.

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The other thing is, as well, I'd love to sing with Turin Brakes, can you imagine that?

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This could make your wedding ridiculously unbelievable.

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If I pulled this off, I don't think I could ever do anything wrong.

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Oh, dear.

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Vicki can't plan her wedding, but it won't stop her holding court with her bridesmaids.

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The bridesmaids dresses is so important, because the bridesmaids are gonna be in all the photos.

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-They're gonna be salmon colour.

-I hope that there is absolutely no pastel shades,

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I do not want to see baby blue, lilac, pink, mint green or peach. Anywhere.

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-What colour scheme are you wishing for?

-Just very natural shades.

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Nothing too bright, because I think that tends to be a little bit too much.

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It'll either all be brilliant or it'll all be wrong.

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THEY LAUGH

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But either way, Stu will never admit to it all being wrong, so it's fine.

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Speaking of wrong, today Stuart's shopping for bridesmaids dresses,

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and feeling confident, he's decided he's better off choosing without the girls.

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I'm the boss, they're gonna wear what they get given, and I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.

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I'm not gonna worry about it too much. I don't think...

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I'm going to pick anything hideous, I don't think I'm that bad.

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Oh, my God.

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He's not making it easy for himself.

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He hasn't chosen a colour scheme,

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and one of his absent bridesmaids is pregnant.

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I'm looking for three bridesmaids, right?

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Two are gonna be OK to pick for,

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the other one I've got is five or six months pregnant.

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You need something that's quite loose, for a pregnant lady.

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Stuart's picked up most of the shop...

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but three hours later, he's narrowed his choices down to one.

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-Time to bring the girls in.

-Hi.

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Hello, you lovely, gorgeous, wonderful people.

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Whether it matches their taste, I don't know,

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whether they like it, I don't know.

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Do they have to lump it? Yeah, they're gonna wear it.

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Can I get this out of the way and let them see the dresses.

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Stuart's confident he's got it right.

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-OK.

-You've got to try them on, first.

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-That's what I'm saying.

-None of us know what to say.

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You had to go for the style in order to fit you and that was the best style that was gonna fit you...

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-I like the style.

-The style's fine. The style's good.

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But the only thing in that kind of style, you can go and look yourself, is that colour.

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-Well, let's try them on, then.

-Yeah, let's do it.

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They're gonna look like three prawns when they come out of there.

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They're gonna look like they've fallen out of a prawn sandwich.

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-Oh, yes.

-Oh, no.

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-It's the prawn sandwich brigade.

-I'm gonna kill you.

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I think you look all right. I wouldn't have picked pink for bridesmaids but...

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-It does suit us all.

-It does.

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Do you know what? I think it's just shock.

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It seems less pink now than it did when you first put it on.

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-It does, yeah.

-You seem to have...

-Blended in to it.

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Maybe it's getting redder because you're wearing it.

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I've changed my mind about the colour, I like it now.

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Good luck. Well done, as well. Don't worry, don't worry.

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I'm not worried.

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You are! I know that look.

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-No, I...

-Pretend, pretend.

-Pretend what?

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I'm really scared, because I know she's not gonna like it.

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She would never pick that colour in a million years.

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Stuart wasn't expecting their lack of enthusiasm,

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and his confidence has taken a bit of a battering, poor love.

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I think I've probably spent too much on them now.

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I can safely say that their reaction will probably mean that I don't spend any more on them either,

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so they're gonna sort their accessories, hair and make-up out themselves.

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So, you know, they make a rod for their own backs in that respect.

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Crikey. On the bright side, that's another box ticked.

0:18:280:18:33

Time to get back to the main event, booking the band.

0:18:330:18:38

Oh, what's this?

0:18:380:18:39

"Turin Brakes and the wedding!"

0:18:390:18:40

"Hi, Stuart. I've not heard anything back as yet.

0:18:400:18:43

"However, I was wondering if you'd be offering a fee."

0:18:430:18:46

At least she's come back to us. She definitely needs calling.

0:18:460:18:49

Buoyed by the possibility of a major international act playing at his wedding,

0:18:510:18:56

Stuart knuckles down to some of the more mundane matters.

0:18:560:18:59

He splashes out the best part of £1,700 on rings...

0:18:590:19:03

This is my lucky day.

0:19:030:19:05

I'm getting worried about us two,

0:19:050:19:07

all this time spent together.

0:19:070:19:08

£200 on transport.

0:19:080:19:11

And sends out the invitations.

0:19:110:19:14

His bridesmaids' prawn-coloured frocks now dictate the colour scheme.

0:19:140:19:17

I want flowers that aren't pink at all, but might somehow go with pink.

0:19:170:19:22

But he's warming to it.

0:19:220:19:24

I might go for pink, take a hit for the girls,

0:19:240:19:25

take a hit for the bridesmaids,

0:19:250:19:27

I think I've been a bit harsh with them.

0:19:270:19:29

A week-and-a-half has passed and they can't put it off any longer.

0:19:300:19:34

It's time for the boys to tackle what should have been their main priority -

0:19:340:19:39

finding a gown fit for Queen Victoria to wear to the pub.

0:19:390:19:43

-Tell me where you're getting married.

-We're getting married in the Red Lion in Burnsall.

0:19:430:19:48

-Yes, I know it well.

-It's awesome.

0:19:480:19:49

Lovely, very nice. So praying for lovely weather. Is it next summer?

0:19:490:19:53

No, it's next week.

0:19:530:19:56

Oh, right, OK. Fine.

0:19:560:19:59

-Really?

-Next Thursday to be precise.

-Next Thursday?

-Yeah.

-Oh, wow.

0:19:590:20:02

Of course, Vicki's got no say in her wedding dress, but a girl can dream.

0:20:030:20:08

My ideal is something, you know, really airy, how I was talking about having something really floaty.

0:20:080:20:16

That reminds me of my Nan's old nightie.

0:20:160:20:19

No offence. My Nan had great taste, it's all right.

0:20:190:20:22

And pretty and lacy.

0:20:220:20:24

Obviously, lace is what's in fashion at the moment.

0:20:240:20:26

I don't think Vicki would be too keen on

0:20:260:20:28

all this netting and stuff.

0:20:280:20:31

Nothing too backless either.

0:20:310:20:33

You don't need your back out.

0:20:330:20:35

It's got a nice low back.

0:20:350:20:36

Man, I love that. What do you think Luke's taste is in wedding dresses?

0:20:360:20:40

I like this.

0:20:440:20:45

Let's have this first dance, shall we? See how it goes. I'm liking it.

0:20:450:20:50

Don't stand on my dress!

0:20:500:20:52

I don't want to look at any more.

0:20:580:21:00

Better had. Better had.

0:21:000:21:03

Hello, Vivien?

0:21:030:21:05

-Are you Victoria?

-I am, yes.

0:21:050:21:07

Unable to contain herself, Vicki's come to look for her dream dress.

0:21:070:21:11

-This shop is absolutely amazing.

-What sort of ideas have you?

0:21:110:21:15

-I want something fairly fitted, sort of angel-like.

-Yeah, floaty fabrics.

0:21:150:21:19

Yes, floaty fabrics.

0:21:190:21:21

The boys' search continues.

0:21:210:21:24

-Hiya.

-Hiya, gentlemen. Just have a look through, guys.

-Nice one.

0:21:240:21:28

This bride knows exactly what she's looking for.

0:21:280:21:32

Oh, my gosh. This one.

0:21:320:21:35

-Do you like that one?

-I love it.

0:21:350:21:37

-That is gorgeous.

-I love it.

0:21:370:21:39

The back of that's fantastic.

0:21:390:21:41

Oh, wow, look at that dress.

0:21:410:21:43

Look at how it just floats along.

0:21:430:21:45

That's really simple as well.

0:21:450:21:47

Oh, my God!

0:21:470:21:48

Vicki's found the one, but the boys can't decide.

0:21:480:21:51

OK, mate, next one.

0:21:510:21:53

Is that one potentially nicer than the one we just looked at?

0:21:530:21:58

Definitely considerations.

0:22:020:22:04

I like that style of dress, but maybe with a little bit of a bigger back, like that.

0:22:040:22:09

-Can we keep them both in the maybe pile?

-Course you can, not a problem at all.

0:22:090:22:13

Come on, Vicki, let's have a look at you.

0:22:130:22:16

Oh, I think it looks gorgeous.

0:22:160:22:18

It's absolutely amazing.

0:22:180:22:21

It's beautiful.

0:22:210:22:23

I feel like... Like a Greek goddess or something.

0:22:230:22:27

-Yeah, put the veil in.

-This is the dress that I want.

0:22:270:22:31

-Definitely, I love it.

-It's the one, isn't it?

0:22:310:22:33

It's the one.

0:22:330:22:35

With all my hair and make-up done,

0:22:350:22:37

I just think it is absolutely stunning.

0:22:370:22:40

The veil looks gorgeous.

0:22:400:22:42

I feel a million dollars.

0:22:420:22:44

-How much is it?

-It's about 1,900.

0:22:440:22:49

Yeah, just under.

0:22:490:22:50

1,900, so what's that out of the budget?

0:22:500:22:54

It's about, well...

0:22:540:22:57

15%, isn't it?

0:22:580:23:00

Nearer 16%,

0:23:000:23:02

but we'll let you off, clever-clogs.

0:23:020:23:04

I'm gutted, I wish that I could walk away with this dress today.

0:23:040:23:08

I wish that I could choose my own.

0:23:080:23:10

Don't want to take it off.

0:23:100:23:11

-Bye, dress!

-Aww!

0:23:120:23:14

The boys have enlisted some help.

0:23:170:23:20

This should make things easier.

0:23:200:23:21

# I just don't know what to do with myself. #

0:23:220:23:27

What do you reckon?

0:23:270:23:28

# I don't know what to do with myself. #

0:23:280:23:32

I have absolutely no idea.

0:23:320:23:35

# Planning everything for two

0:23:350:23:40

# Doing everything with you. #

0:23:400:23:44

Erm...

0:23:440:23:45

# And now that we're through

0:23:450:23:48

# I just don't know what to do

0:23:480:23:51

# Like a summer rose... #

0:23:510:23:54

And now for a game of spot the difference.

0:23:540:23:58

# Needs the sun and rain

0:23:580:24:00

# I need your sweet love to beat love away. #

0:24:020:24:08

Erm...

0:24:080:24:11

It's that one out of the two. That's the dress I want to see me bird in.

0:24:130:24:17

Bingo!

0:24:170:24:19

But this gown isn't Grecian, it's not floaty,

0:24:190:24:23

in fact, it's not remotely like Vicki's angel dress.

0:24:230:24:27

I ain't gonna mess about any more, for once.

0:24:270:24:29

I'm just gonna say, "We're gonna get that dress."

0:24:290:24:31

I think it's gonna look brilliant on her.

0:24:310:24:33

We're not gonna go for a veil. We'll get a little tiara thing.

0:24:330:24:36

I would hate a tiara.

0:24:360:24:38

I would absolutely hate having a tiara.

0:24:380:24:40

"Oh, I'm getting married, I'm gonna wear a tiara."

0:24:400:24:43

How unoriginal.

0:24:430:24:44

The tiara and dress are bound to make a dent in Stuart's budget.

0:24:450:24:49

I don't even know how much that dress is.

0:24:490:24:51

-This dress is 650.

-Is it?!

0:24:510:24:53

Yes. Very, very good value.

0:24:530:24:55

I thought it was the one that was about a grand.

0:24:550:24:58

No, no, no. 650.

0:24:580:25:01

-Oh, mate.

-Buzzing, yes!

0:25:010:25:02

That's just a third of the cost of Vicki's dream dress.

0:25:020:25:06

Feeling flush, the lads are ready to call their musical heroes with a generous offer.

0:25:060:25:12

I don't know whether £1,000 is short

0:25:120:25:15

or whether it's over the odds.

0:25:150:25:16

I don't even know where to start.

0:25:160:25:19

I've never booked a professional act before.

0:25:190:25:22

So anything you can do, love, there'll be a bottle of wine in the post for you, I promise.

0:25:220:25:27

-Can't do much more than that, can you?

-No.

0:25:270:25:29

Vicki's not seen her man for two weeks, but he hasn't forgotten her.

0:25:300:25:34

-It's time for her surprise hen party.

-Oh, my life.

0:25:340:25:38

Oh, my life!

0:25:380:25:40

Oh, my God, oh, my God! Come in.

0:25:400:25:43

-You need jeans and trainers and scruffy clothes.

-And a towel.

0:25:430:25:47

-And a change of clothes for later.

-Scruffy clothes?

0:25:470:25:50

Stuart's back in charge of the girls.

0:25:500:25:53

This time, from a safe distance.

0:25:530:25:54

-Hello.

-Hello.

0:25:540:25:57

Oh, no, I'm gonna get to hear him.

0:25:570:25:59

-Fingers in your ears.

-Oh, Vicki.

-Stupid.

-Can you hear us?

0:25:590:26:02

I'm not gonna tell you what you're doing, you find that out when you get there.

0:26:020:26:05

-I'll send you a text message with a postcode on it.

-What?

0:26:050:26:08

Some of you are gonna love today, some are gonna hate it, it will be interesting to see who's what.

0:26:080:26:12

Send me the postcode and I'm sure I'll kill you when I see you.

0:26:120:26:16

Nice one, mate.

0:26:190:26:20

Oh, my God.

0:26:240:26:25

It's A Knockout.

0:26:250:26:27

Looks like Queen Vic will be getting her castle after all.

0:26:270:26:30

Her Prince Charming's paid for them to play It's A Knockout with other groups of hens and stags.

0:26:300:26:35

-We're gonna

-BLEEP

-kick

-BLEEP.

0:26:350:26:38

It's not everyone's idea of a dream hen party, but it appeals to Vicki's leadership skills.

0:26:380:26:43

We're gonna head down the middle to avoid as much water as possible,

0:26:430:26:47

take it really slowly and be especially careful going over that final bit,

0:26:470:26:52

cos it's on a bit of a slump.

0:26:520:26:54

She's certainly taking things pretty seriously.

0:27:000:27:04

If only her team were as poised.

0:27:040:27:06

Looks like she's won the wet T-shirt competition,

0:27:180:27:22

but has her team triumphed?

0:27:220:27:26

The final scores... Have you all enjoyed yourselves today?

0:27:260:27:29

There can be only one winner, so to come forward and collect the champagne, could I have...

0:27:290:27:34

this group here!

0:27:340:27:35

Ladies and gents... Ladies and...

0:27:400:27:42

Hold on, hold on.

0:27:450:27:46

Ladies and gents, I said to collect the champagne.

0:27:460:27:49

I would like you now to present it to the winning team.

0:27:490:27:52

The Formidables!

0:27:520:27:53

Hello, all. How's it going?

0:28:020:28:04

At Stuart's house, the stags are ready to party hard.

0:28:040:28:08

Stress releasing blow-out. It can all start again tomorrow then.

0:28:080:28:12

Hang on, Stuart, that's a field.

0:28:240:28:27

It's all come over a bit Brokeback Mountain.

0:28:270:28:31

# Here we come, here we go

0:28:360:28:38

# We're gonna rock

0:28:380:28:39

# Fill up my cup

0:28:390:28:42

# Mazel tov! #

0:28:420:28:43

# RedOne

0:28:460:28:49

# Konvict... #

0:28:490:28:50

The girls have taken Vicki's hen night on to a mate's flat,

0:28:500:28:54

and they're really getting stuck in.

0:28:540:28:56

# I've had a little bit too much

0:28:560:28:57

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

0:28:570:28:59

# All of the people start to rush

0:28:590:29:02

# Start to rush by. #

0:29:020:29:03

# Slip inside the eye of your mind

0:29:030:29:07

# Don't you know you might find... #

0:29:070:29:10

Who needs Turin Brakes when you've got Luke?

0:29:100:29:13

-You're just not joining in!

-OTHERS LAUGH

0:29:130:29:16

'It's a good night. You don't have to spend a lot of money'

0:29:160:29:20

on a good night out. As long as you've got football, beers, mates, it's good.

0:29:200:29:23

This is for my mate Stuart.

0:29:230:29:26

Getting married in five days today...

0:29:260:29:28

GUITAR STRUMMING

0:29:280:29:30

But it's all a bit of a shock.

0:29:300:29:31

-Cos we all thought you were a gay.

-LAUGHTER

0:29:330:29:36

# Boom boom boom Gotta get get

0:29:360:29:38

# Boom boom boom Gotta get get

0:29:380:29:40

# I like that boom boom pow

0:29:400:29:43

# Them chickens jackin' my style. #

0:29:430:29:45

I'll think of some lines.

0:29:450:29:46

LAUGHTER

0:29:460:29:48

I'll think of 'em in a tick.

0:29:480:29:50

GUITAR STRUMMING

0:29:500:29:51

And all I can say...

0:29:510:29:52

GUITAR STRUMMING

0:29:520:29:54

-..is that Stu's got a small

-BLEEP.

0:29:540:29:56

-Yeah!

-LAUGHTER

0:29:560:29:57

Yeah, clever(!)

0:29:570:29:58

The thing is, with what we've got planned,

0:29:580:30:00

we need to hear back from Turin Brakes. That's the main thing.

0:30:000:30:04

If we hear back from Turin Brakes, we've got our wedding.

0:30:040:30:07

GUITAR STRUMMING

0:30:070:30:10

-Hi.

-Nice to meet you.

-Hi, nice to meet you.

0:30:130:30:17

Bride-to-be Vicki's pretty particular when it comes to her appearance,

0:30:170:30:21

so Stuart and Luke have a meeting to discuss her styling for the wedding.

0:30:210:30:25

The two things that can make or break a wedding are probably the make-up and hair.

0:30:250:30:30

-Has she got a lot of hair?

-It's probably about there.

-Shoulder length.

0:30:300:30:33

Is her hair longer or shorter than mine?

0:30:390:30:41

-Probably goes to about there on her back.

-Oh!

0:30:410:30:45

At least Luke's got eyes in his head.

0:30:450:30:47

-I think so.

-I've got a bad memory, that's all.

0:30:470:30:49

The amount of make-up I've got on, would you say that's what she would normally wear

0:30:490:30:54

or what you'd want for her on the day?

0:30:540:30:56

Yeah, that's exactly what I like.

0:30:560:30:58

-Nice to meet you, take care.

-Take care. Speak to you soon.

0:30:580:31:01

Being kept in the dark about her wedding is taking its toll on Victoria.

0:31:050:31:09

It's just been absolutely awful.

0:31:090:31:14

You honestly do wonder if it's worth it.

0:31:160:31:19

Cos...

0:31:190:31:22

To not talk to him for that long, it's just...

0:31:220:31:25

It's really hard.

0:31:270:31:30

For the girl who's been planning her big day since she was a teenager,

0:31:300:31:34

it's too much to take.

0:31:340:31:36

I'm finding the hardest just not talking to him. It's horrible.

0:31:360:31:41

It is like I miss him all the time.

0:31:410:31:44

And I feel so stupid.

0:31:470:31:49

I can't even get excited,

0:31:510:31:53

really, about the fact that I'm getting married.

0:31:530:31:57

I can't even think about it sometimes.

0:31:570:31:59

And that's like...

0:32:010:32:03

That's really upsetting as well, because...

0:32:050:32:08

Because you're meant to be really happy...

0:32:120:32:15

..just before you get married, and I'm not.

0:32:170:32:19

Oh, I'm being so stupid.

0:32:240:32:26

Stuart still has boxes to tick.

0:32:310:32:34

Right now, he's concentrating on the cake.

0:32:340:32:36

-Hiya.

-Hi, there. BELL JANGLES

0:32:360:32:39

-Oh, God. Is it Trevor?

-It is. Very pleased to meet you.

0:32:390:32:42

You able to help me with a wedding cake?

0:32:420:32:44

These are just little chocolate gateaux.

0:32:440:32:48

Well, cutting the cake is not gonna take long.

0:32:490:32:52

-Things like that.

-Brilliant.

0:32:520:32:54

Ooh, that's more like it.

0:32:540:32:57

This can be done in chocolate sponge

0:32:570:32:59

with chocolate truffle filling inside

0:32:590:33:01

and then decorated with chocolate roses.

0:33:010:33:04

Got anything a bit bigger?

0:33:040:33:05

These cakes aren't gonna get cut, are they?

0:33:050:33:08

What's the point in ruining something like that? Oh, my God!

0:33:080:33:11

When it comes to cake, size really does matter. Hmm...

0:33:110:33:15

Something like this, it wouldn't be practical for you to pick up.

0:33:150:33:20

It's gonna be finished off with little purple and white orchids...

0:33:200:33:25

-Yeah.

-..dotted all around the levels here.

0:33:250:33:30

But that's not good enough for Stuart.

0:33:300:33:32

He wants to design his own masterpiece.

0:33:320:33:36

-Thank you, man. Cheers. Thanks.

-Lovely. Cheers, mate.

0:33:360:33:39

The wedding is just three days away,

0:33:450:33:47

and the boys still haven't heard from Turin Brakes.

0:33:470:33:51

-Back again.

-Everything we've done up to now has sort of come to us.

0:33:510:33:55

Everything has found us.

0:33:550:33:57

It's just this isn't finding us.

0:33:570:33:59

It's just Turin Brakes haven't come back to us. Once they come,

0:33:590:34:03

that's it, we've done it all.

0:34:030:34:05

It's not going to happen.

0:34:050:34:06

They decide to face the music and make the call.

0:34:060:34:09

We've been speaking about Turin Brakes' availability for a wedding this Thursday.

0:34:090:34:13

Their worst fears are confirmed. The band aren't available.

0:34:130:34:17

OK. No worries. Thanks anyway.

0:34:170:34:20

Cheers, then. Bye.

0:34:200:34:21

Vicki will be disappointed.

0:34:280:34:30

Well, she won't, because she wouldn't have known.

0:34:300:34:33

But she will be disappointed if she finds out that we tried, which she inevitably will do.

0:34:330:34:37

-Erm...

-BLEEP.

0:34:370:34:39

He may have rings, flowers, dresses and transport,

0:34:420:34:46

but right now, it looks like music-lover Stuart

0:34:460:34:49

is going to have a wedding with absolutely no entertainment.

0:34:490:34:53

-Everything else compared to that all seems a bit

-BLEEP

-to me.

-I know.

0:34:530:34:57

Do you know what I mean?

0:34:570:34:58

With the wedding in just two days' time,

0:35:080:35:11

the boys put aside their musical worries.

0:35:110:35:14

Look at that guitar!

0:35:140:35:15

Stuart has relented at the last minute, deciding to buy

0:35:150:35:19

the bridesmaids some accessories after all.

0:35:190:35:22

STUART HUMS "The Birdie Song"

0:35:220:35:25

Suddenly, something catches his eye...

0:35:260:35:28

No, it's not exactly the same, is it?

0:35:280:35:30

I've just seen exactly the same dresses

0:35:300:35:33

in a different colour, which is exactly what I was looking for,

0:35:330:35:36

which has pissed me off now.

0:35:360:35:38

So I don't know whether to try and exchange the dresses

0:35:380:35:40

for a different colour, whether that colour is even any better.

0:35:400:35:44

It's a bit late to change the colour scheme from prawn pink to purple.

0:35:440:35:48

-Is that the one?

-This offensive little...

0:35:480:35:52

Yeah. Look. Look how much nicer that is than this.

0:35:520:35:55

Yeah? And look also at how much nicer this is than that!

0:35:550:35:58

# Purple rain

0:35:580:36:01

# Purple rain... #

0:36:010:36:03

-Give up.

-I agree that that's a nicer dress.

0:36:030:36:05

It'd be a nice surprise, wouldn't it? If they don't have to bowl up in those horrible...

0:36:050:36:10

-This!

-And then we'd just have to start again and get some purple shoes, instead of pink shoes.

0:36:100:36:15

Do you have those dresses? We'd be looking for two 10s and one 12.

0:36:150:36:18

Right. Let me have a look.

0:36:180:36:21

I'll see... I think I've got an 8 on the hanger.

0:36:210:36:23

8, 10...

0:36:270:36:28

Oh, dear, the colour is right, but the sizes aren't.

0:36:300:36:33

You could try White Rose. Can you get to there?

0:36:330:36:36

I don't know if I'm going to have time to get to the White Rose today.

0:36:360:36:40

Shall we just sack that idea off?

0:36:400:36:42

Instant decision, keep it or sack it off?

0:36:420:36:44

We've got pink flowers, we've got pink neckties now,

0:36:480:36:50

is it worth ringing the flower shop and the necktie shop to change all that when...?

0:36:500:36:55

Have you gone with that colour?

0:36:550:36:56

Well... Yeah, but...

0:36:560:36:59

only on flowers and neckties.

0:36:590:37:01

Neckties can be changed at the drop of a hat, and flowers, if possible...

0:37:010:37:05

Do you think that dark red, that we've used to tie the pink together, would go with that purple?

0:37:050:37:10

-I don't think it would.

-Oh, do you know what?

0:37:100:37:12

The bridesmaids have seen it anyway. They're prepared, aren't they?

0:37:120:37:16

There's nothing I...

0:37:160:37:18

Let's just concentrate on buying shoes.

0:37:180:37:20

We're opening too many cans of worms and we haven't got time.

0:37:200:37:23

-All right. Thank you anyway.

-No worries.

0:37:230:37:25

-Cheers, my darling.

-Cheers, thanks, bye.

0:37:250:37:28

The boys have bigger prawns to fry.

0:37:280:37:31

Hmm.

0:37:310:37:32

They still urgently need some entertainment.

0:37:340:37:37

Sometimes, the best solutions are right under your nose.

0:37:370:37:41

-All right, how's it going?

-Quality.

0:37:500:37:52

-Chris, nice to meet you.

-Luke.

0:37:520:37:54

-Stu.

-How you doing, Stu? You all right?

0:37:540:37:56

We've got a bit of a pickle on our hands and we're hoping you might be the man to help us out.

0:37:560:38:00

-Why, what have you got in mind?

-I'm looking for a...

0:38:000:38:03

You know what we don't want is some kind of wedding band.

0:38:030:38:06

This is the kind of shit I'm into, if you know what I mean.

0:38:060:38:09

All this proper...this. A bit raw, a bit real, you know what I mean?

0:38:090:38:13

What we're looking for - we've gone down other avenues that have not necessarily worked out,

0:38:130:38:18

which were a bit grandiose in the first place.

0:38:180:38:20

Trying to get Rufus Wainwright in, were you?

0:38:200:38:23

-No, Turin Brakes, actually!

-Oh, right, OK.

-Listen...

0:38:230:38:26

-Cool, let's talk further, make it happen.

-Awesome, man.

0:38:260:38:30

Living the wedding dream.

0:38:300:38:32

Keep the quid. THEY LAUGH

0:38:320:38:34

Cheers, mate(!)

0:38:340:38:35

Cheers, man.

0:38:350:38:36

Poor Vicki, she dreamed of castles and cut-glass crystal.

0:38:360:38:41

Instead, she's got a boozer and a busker.

0:38:410:38:44

It's the day before the wedding,

0:38:480:38:50

and Stuart and Luke are heading to the Red Lion for a rehearsal.

0:38:500:38:53

She's only not going to like it if she's lost all taste in everything.

0:38:530:38:57

It's just a gorgeous little building, isn't it?

0:38:570:39:00

-I love it.

-I love it.

0:39:000:39:01

Through here. So, we'll open the door...

0:39:010:39:04

After three weeks together,

0:39:040:39:07

it's the end of the line for this happy couple.

0:39:070:39:11

# Looking in your eyes

0:39:110:39:13

# I see a paradise

0:39:130:39:16

# This world that I found is too good to be true

0:39:160:39:21

# Standing here beside you... #

0:39:210:39:23

-Let's have this first dance, shall we?

-See how it goes.

0:39:230:39:27

# ..That I'm feeling for you

0:39:270:39:30

# Let them say we're crazy

0:39:320:39:34

# I don't care about that

0:39:340:39:36

# Put your hand in my hand, baby

0:39:360:39:39

# Don't ever look back... #

0:39:390:39:42

You're wearing my pants, aren't you?

0:39:420:39:44

# ..Just fall apart

0:39:440:39:47

# Baby, we can make it

0:39:470:39:48

# If we're heart to heart

0:39:480:39:51

# And we can build this dream together

0:39:510:39:55

# Standing strong forever... #

0:39:550:39:58

Now he's got no live band,

0:39:580:40:00

Stuart has asked the hotel if he can use their in-house DJ.

0:40:000:40:04

Out of the bits and bobs we've got left, how is the DJ looking for tomorrow?

0:40:040:40:08

Well, I've tried contacting him

0:40:080:40:10

and he's in the Lake District at the moment.

0:40:100:40:12

He's definitely back today.

0:40:120:40:14

Just to say, worst-case scenario, your DJ isn't available -

0:40:140:40:18

and hopefully he is -

0:40:180:40:20

do we have any other kind of contingencies? Can we bring somebody?

0:40:200:40:23

You can bring somebody if you can get hold of somebody

0:40:230:40:26

at this late stage.

0:40:260:40:27

While the boys fret over a DJ,

0:40:290:40:30

the bride is fretting about her wedding dress.

0:40:300:40:33

She's about to see it for the very first time.

0:40:330:40:36

-Hiya.

-Hi.

-Nice to see you.

-I'm nervous.

-Aw!

0:40:430:40:48

We'll take you through and let you have a look at your dress.

0:40:480:40:51

-OK.

-After you.

0:40:510:40:52

This is scary.

0:41:010:41:02

Oh... That looks like it could be quite nice. It's different!

0:41:080:41:13

But the proof of the dress is in the wearing.

0:41:130:41:16

-ALL GASP

-Oh.

0:41:270:41:29

Does it look nice?

0:41:290:41:31

Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?

0:41:320:41:34

-Beautiful!

-It really is.

0:41:340:41:35

Oh, it's gorgeous, isn't it?

0:41:350:41:37

Look how unusual it is. Oh, it's really nice.

0:41:390:41:43

It's gorgeous.

0:41:430:41:44

The back is beautiful.

0:41:470:41:48

Oh, my God, it fits amazing.

0:41:480:41:50

Oh, I'm being all red and stupid.

0:41:500:41:52

Let me get you a tissue.

0:41:520:41:53

I don't even mind the crown.

0:41:530:41:56

This dress is amazing.

0:41:560:41:59

It's so simple as well, isn't it, the dress?

0:41:590:42:04

-He's really got it right.

-He's done good.

0:42:040:42:06

There's no way I'd change this.

0:42:060:42:10

I wonder...

0:42:100:42:11

if it'll go with your dresses?

0:42:110:42:14

And his outfit.

0:42:140:42:17

And your venue.

0:42:170:42:19

Skilful change of subject.

0:42:190:42:21

While the girls celebrate, the boys are still worrying about their entertainment.

0:42:270:42:31

The busker is only booked 1.5 hours, so they desperately need a DJ.

0:42:310:42:36

I'm going to bell the Red Lion, and see what's going on with this DJ.

0:42:360:42:40

'Richard can't do it, I don't think.'

0:42:400:42:43

Nice of them to let us know.

0:42:440:42:46

Luckily, Stuart is a well-connected guy. He calls up an old contact.

0:42:460:42:50

I was just wondering if there was anything you guys could do?

0:42:520:42:55

'I'm on holiday in Wales.'

0:42:550:42:58

# Hey Mr DJ, put a record on

0:42:580:43:01

# I wanna dance with my baby... #

0:43:010:43:04

The gig is tomorrow night, mate. You're out and about, are you?

0:43:040:43:08

He's not answering. He's not even got a voice mail.

0:43:080:43:10

With the wedding 24 hours away, Stuart is running out of options.

0:43:140:43:19

This guy, Mark did our engagement do, so I'm going to try him first.

0:43:190:43:23

RINGING TONE

0:43:230:43:25

DOGS BARK >

0:43:250:43:27

Shut up.

0:43:320:43:33

DISCONNECTION TONE

0:43:340:43:36

Who doesn't have a voicemail?!

0:43:360:43:37

If you get booked for things for a living...

0:43:370:43:40

-You'd have a voice mail.

-You would, wouldn't you?

0:43:400:43:43

-Yeah.

-Then Luke remembers an old mate.

0:43:430:43:46

-Now then, Walshy!

-Now then.

0:43:460:43:48

-Its Luke. Me and my mate are putting on a wedding. Do you still DJ?

-'No.'

0:43:480:43:54

-You're joking!

-Sack him.

0:43:540:43:58

All right, man. Never mind, never mind.

0:43:580:44:00

Last minute DJ Ltd.

0:44:020:44:04

Sounds about what we need.

0:44:040:44:06

The boys are out of time, and out of ideas.

0:44:060:44:10

It's been three weeks in the planning and has cost £12,000.

0:44:170:44:21

The day that Vicki has been dreaming about since she was 16 has finally arrived.

0:44:210:44:25

I don't feel like I can eat.

0:44:250:44:27

-You've got to eat.

-Cheers, mate.

-Cheers mate. The first of many.

0:44:270:44:31

30 miles away, the lads, rather prematurely, drink to their success.

0:44:310:44:36

-Good morning.

-I'm doing the bride's hair.

0:44:390:44:42

I'm one of the bridesmaids. Come on in.

0:44:420:44:43

Vicki doesn't know that Stuart has only booked the hairdresser for her.

0:44:430:44:47

Who is doing our hair then?

0:44:470:44:49

-I have just been booked to do Vicki's hair.

-Who does your hair?

0:44:490:44:54

I'll kill him. He's left it this long to tell us.

0:44:560:45:00

The venue had better be good if he's scrimping on your hair.

0:45:000:45:03

It seems Stuart has started off on the wrong foot.

0:45:030:45:07

I can't believe they have sent two left shoes.

0:45:070:45:10

This isn't going to do, is it?

0:45:100:45:13

-What size are you?

-You can't have my shoes.

0:45:130:45:16

I'd do it for your wedding, wouldn't I?

0:45:160:45:18

Yeah you would, wouldn't ya?

0:45:180:45:19

Marvellous.

0:45:220:45:23

It looks lovely.

0:45:260:45:28

Are you sure? You like it?

0:45:280:45:31

Hello, I'm Lauren, the make-up artist.

0:45:310:45:33

Ooh, you have make-up!

0:45:330:45:35

Are you just doing Vicki's make-up or our make-up as well?

0:45:350:45:38

-I am, I'm afraid, my darling.

-It is just you getting spoiled.

0:45:380:45:41

-Basically what he has described as the natural look that you normally wear.

-Bless him for noticing.

0:45:410:45:47

While her ladies in waiting get themselves ready,

0:45:550:45:58

Queen Victoria gets the look her prince has requested.

0:45:580:46:02

It looks lovely.

0:46:070:46:09

Yes, it looks really nice.

0:46:120:46:14

Am I being a really fussy or do I have loads of lumps under that eye?

0:46:160:46:20

It's dry patches, Vicki.

0:46:200:46:22

That's the problem, because you have dry skin under your eyes.

0:46:240:46:27

Naturally the make-up will settle in dry patches.

0:46:270:46:31

Is there not any powder that can go under?

0:46:330:46:36

A powder will settle in the lines more than what we had previously.

0:46:360:46:41

-I can really

-BLEEP

-see all my make-up.

0:46:430:46:45

It is a little bit powdery.

0:46:550:46:58

Have you got something more liquid to put under?

0:46:580:47:03

I am not leaving this house until my make-up is perfect.

0:47:030:47:06

It looks OK. What is wrong?

0:47:060:47:07

It is really nice, it is really pearly.

0:47:070:47:11

You glow.

0:47:110:47:13

-At the pub, the guests are gathering and best man Luke's acting the clown.

-Two left feet.

0:47:130:47:19

Hello.

0:47:210:47:23

How embarrassing.

0:47:240:47:26

Time for Vicki to see her bridesmaids dressed like boiled prawns.

0:47:260:47:31

Oh, wow, you're all pink!

0:47:330:47:36

The dresses are lovely, they are very pink!

0:47:360:47:39

We had the same reaction as you.

0:47:390:47:41

-It is pink.

-Very pink.

0:47:410:47:43

I need to get my dress on.

0:47:430:47:45

I am stressing about my make-up.

0:47:450:47:47

Your make-up is fine.

0:47:470:47:49

The pressure is starting to get to her.

0:47:490:47:51

Why is there so much more blusher on one cheek?

0:47:510:47:54

-It is quite dark downstairs.

-BLEEP.

-Maybe she couldn't see.

0:47:540:47:57

Seriously... (If you don't like it, take it off.)

0:47:570:48:01

-I am going down to

-BLEEP

-tell her. Excuse me.

0:48:030:48:07

There seems to be it a lot more blusher on this one than this one.

0:48:070:48:10

I don't know if this room's too dark.

0:48:100:48:13

Can we even me up blusher-wise?

0:48:130:48:16

That is loads better, thank you.

0:48:220:48:24

That will do.

0:48:270:48:29

What you have got to consider is it has got to last all day, you need to make sure it looks perfect.

0:48:300:48:35

You look beautiful, don't worry.

0:48:350:48:38

I know, I am just being fussy. I'm not used to having so much make-up on, I think that is what it is.

0:48:380:48:43

It is just a lot.

0:48:430:48:45

Stuart and Vicki should be married by now but 30 minutes on, there is no sign of the bride.

0:48:470:48:54

Look at the state of my face!

0:49:010:49:04

Every time I look at myself, it looks worse.

0:49:040:49:06

-I'm going to have a

-BLEEP

-breakdown, me.

0:49:060:49:09

Come in here,

0:49:090:49:11

I need help.

0:49:110:49:12

You're not having a breakdown.

0:49:130:49:15

-I haven't got

-BLEEP

-dry skin.

0:49:160:49:18

My skin has never, ever been this dry.

0:49:180:49:23

I put make-up on my face every single day.

0:49:230:49:26

-Look at the

-BLEEP

-state of it, it's awful.

0:49:260:49:29

Look at my cheeks.

0:49:310:49:32

-I look like a clown, it is horrible.

-Breathe.

0:49:320:49:36

Take it off, leave your eyes. Be careful round your eyes.

0:49:360:49:39

We'll do it slowly. You need to calm down first otherwise you are going to be...blotchy.

0:49:420:49:48

He's gonna have to wait as long as it takes to do my make-up.

0:49:500:49:53

I am fuming.

0:49:530:49:55

With her make-under complete, Vicki is finally ready to leave.

0:50:060:50:12

It looks loads better doesn't it?

0:50:120:50:14

Now I've done it myself.

0:50:140:50:16

She is now running over an hour late.

0:50:160:50:19

CAR HORN BEEPS

0:50:190:50:20

It's a big embarrassing you-are-getting-married car.

0:50:200:50:23

"Look at me, I am getting married!" Oh, bless him.

0:50:230:50:25

THEY HUM BRIDAL MARCH

0:50:270:50:29

Oh, gosh.

0:50:300:50:32

Vicki hasn't been blown away by Stuart's choices so far.

0:50:350:50:38

Now the bride who dreamed of a castle is on her way to the pub.

0:50:380:50:43

What is this way?

0:50:430:50:45

-This is the ring road around Leeds.

-Horsforth, Otley.

-Yep.

0:50:450:50:49

There's tons of people.

0:51:060:51:08

-Part of an historic church...

-Oh, it's here!

-The Red Lion.

0:51:080:51:13

The Red Lion. I'm getting married in a pub.

0:51:130:51:16

I hope it is nice in there.

0:51:160:51:18

Oh, you have a photographer.

0:51:200:51:22

People that aren't with your wedding are here.

0:51:320:51:34

Are you all right?

0:51:380:51:41

She is an hour and a half late

0:51:410:51:44

and rather underwhelmed by the venue, but Stuart's bride is finally ready to take her vows.

0:51:440:51:49

-Here are your flowers, how are you feeling?

-I don't really know at the moment.

0:51:490:51:52

It just looks like a pub.

0:51:520:51:54

No offence to whoever's pub it is.

0:51:540:51:56

Ladies and gentlemen, would you all now please stand for the entrance of the bride.

0:51:580:52:05

I need to calm myself down.

0:52:090:52:11

-Are you all right?

-Yes, no.

0:52:230:52:25

Yes, I want a tissue please.

0:52:250:52:27

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure

0:52:320:52:36

to be here today to conduct this ceremony for Stuart and Victoria.

0:52:360:52:43

Luke, could I ask you to step forward with the rings?

0:52:430:52:46

Victoria, I give you this ring.

0:52:470:52:49

-Victoria, I give you this ring.

-As a symbol of my endless love for you.

0:52:490:52:53

All that I am and all that I have,

0:52:530:52:55

-I bring to you.

-Place that beautiful ring fully on.

0:52:550:52:58

-It is lovely.

-You are now...

0:52:580:53:02

husband and wife, congratulations.

0:53:020:53:06

# Love is in the air

0:53:060:53:08

# Everywhere I look around

0:53:080:53:11

# Love is in the air... #

0:53:140:53:17

The dress is amazing, babe.

0:53:170:53:20

One more, why not.

0:53:270:53:29

It is just beautiful, I am on cloud nine at the moment.

0:53:310:53:34

I am loving it. I don't want it to finish.

0:53:340:53:37

I can't imagine two people that are better suited for each other that have ever been made.

0:53:430:53:48

To our two good friends, Stuart and Vicki.

0:53:480:53:51

ALL: Stuart and Vicki!

0:53:510:53:54

I will testify to that boy's grave that he has worked and worked his fingers to the bone over the last

0:53:540:54:01

three weeks to make sure Vicki has the best day she has ever had.

0:54:010:54:04

There could never be a father who loved his daughter

0:54:060:54:10

more than I love you.

0:54:100:54:13

I take my hat off to him.

0:54:170:54:19

I am very proud to have him as a son-in-law

0:54:190:54:22

and proud to have him as part of the family. He has been brill.

0:54:220:54:24

The icing on the cake...

0:54:290:54:30

I designed this cake, by the way.

0:54:300:54:33

To get there and have everything work out, it was perfect for her.

0:54:330:54:37

She will remember it forever.

0:54:370:54:39

I have to start behaving myself more and letting him have control

0:54:420:54:46

over some things because he has done an absolutely fantastic job.

0:54:460:54:53

Turin Brakes put in an appearance after all.

0:54:530:54:57

This is Forever by Turin Brakes. I only found out about this yesterday, a bit before you I think.

0:54:570:55:02

Forgive me if I make a few mistakes.

0:55:020:55:06

# Inch by inch

0:55:080:55:14

# I'm infected by your love

0:55:150:55:22

# From head to toe

0:55:220:55:28

# I am chemically changed. #

0:55:300:55:38

The intentions were to have Turin Brakes here but it didn't happen.

0:55:400:55:44

I know your intentions. I've noticed your intentions.

0:55:440:55:47

They are everything and it's just brilliant.

0:55:470:55:50

-I am made up.

-Soppy

-BLEEP.

0:55:500:55:53

I love you.

0:55:530:55:55

-Shall we go in and have a bit more of a dance?

-Yeah.

0:55:550:55:57

Come on then. You'll have to help me so I don't get stones

0:55:570:56:01

-in my feet.

-Your feet are stoned?

0:56:010:56:03

To round things off, Stuart has come up trumps with a last-minute DJ.

0:56:050:56:11

# You!

0:56:110:56:13

# Your sex is on fire

0:56:150:56:19

# You!

0:56:190:56:23

# Your sex is on fire

0:56:240:56:26

# You!

0:56:320:56:35

Five, four, three, two, one!

0:56:350:56:40

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0:56:400:56:41

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