Tom and Lotty Don't Tell the Bride


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Hold on to your hats.

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This is Don't Tell The Bride.

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LAUGHTER What do you think?

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-You look really nice.

-Do I?

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Only the bravest of brides...

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I'm really scared.

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..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...

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..alone.

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She'll love it, I know. But she'll probably kill me.

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The grooms get £12,000...

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No strippers!

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..and the bride's get no say in how it's spent.

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With a million ways to splash the cash...

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I got married on a battleship.

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On black for Vegas, baby.

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..and a million things to organise...

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-I don't know what she wants.

-He's well stressing me out.

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..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?

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-I can't do it.

-And will it be for better...

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-THEY SCREAM

-..or for worse?

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After 10 minutes, I want to get it off.

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It's ripped the whole family apart.

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This is hell on earth.

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Tonight, fashionista Tom wants to create

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an outdoor extravaganza for his bride, Lotty.

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It's a Mongolian tent, basically.

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But will it be her taste or his that wins the day?

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I want a dress that just goes...

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If she wants to put her chav bling on it, then fine.

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Will he pay tribute to her late mother?

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Come on, Mum. Swing it, please.

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I'd like to remain positive and not completely write it off.

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And can he prove how well he knows his bride?

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh my God...

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He really doesn't know me at all, does he? Oh, my God.

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Can this man

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give this woman the day of her dreams?

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SHE SOBS

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I don't want to do it.

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Today, 30-year-old Lotty is moving out of the Bristol home

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she shares with 28-year-old Tom.

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To actually comprehend that I'll be leaving Tom here

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and feel like I'm outside my life for the next three weeks

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is going to be really surreal.

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When the couple met four-and-a-half years ago, it was destiny.

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I bounced over to see him. We had the same phones.

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I asked him his star sign, took his number.

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All the important things you need to know about someone instantly.

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"What star sign are you? Do you like cheesy Wotsits?"

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Three years later, Tom popped the question.

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'He told me he wanted to go out for his birthday in a nice restaurant.'

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-He dressed me up in a dress and...

-Not that I thought you were a Barbie!

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No, but, put me in a dress.

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'But Tom seemed extremely edgy, you know.'

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He kind of got up and he was... shaking on one knee

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and you could hear people behind going, "Is he, is he?

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"Yes, he is! He's down on one knee!"

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It's not every day that Tom gets to show his romantic side.

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He's a brickie by trade, but he's not like the other guys.

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Many's a time he's said he's going to go home tonight

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and it's manicure night tonight.

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-When have I ever said that?

-You know you have!

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-"It's manicure night?"

-"I'm going to have a nice little pedicure."

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I've never said that!

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Metrosexual Tom makes all the design decisions

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in their Bristol apartment.

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-Ultimately, I'd like to change the cushions.

-Yeah...

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We've got a role reversal in our relationship.

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Whereas I should be all about buying a great big TV, I don't really care.

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It'd be nice if we sorted the bedroom out,

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got curtains up and things like that.

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Luckily for Tom, his future Mrs is an insurance broker

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and she wears the pants at home.

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I think I bring an authoritative role to the relationship.

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Do you want me to check it?

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No, you're all right.

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I think I bring organisation, I bring...order,

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'I bring the importance of'

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why things need to be done to our relationship.

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And Tom, well he brings his flair for fashion.

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He likes to look through the women's magazines at the clothes.

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I was going to suggest that...

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'Then I have to guess which pair of shoes he likes.'

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It's a bit like Russian roulette because if I pick the wrong one,

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'am I going to be totally berated for the fact that'

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I've picked a pair of shoes that are chavvy.

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-That's horrible, Lotty.

-It's got a strap.

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I like a bit of sparkle, I like a bit of... You know.

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'I like to show off. I'm a confident person'

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and I don't like to hide.

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But Lotty hasn't always had the chance to shine.

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When she was just 13, her mother, Toni, lost her fight with cancer.

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Unfortunately, when my mum passed away,

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I then missed out on an 18th, a 21st,

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that were particularly memorable.

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I wouldn't want a wedding day that was half-hearted and glossed over.

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I want it to be the most special, important day of my life.

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I think I'll pull off my own perfect wedding,

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but Lotty's perfect wedding...

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I'd like to think so.

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I'd like to think I know her well enough in order to do so.

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It's time for the couple to say goodbye.

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The next time they see each other will be at the altar.

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I'll see you in three weeks.

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-Stay calm, enjoy yourself. I love you.

-I love you, too.

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-Love you, sweetheart.

-Love you, too.

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Love you. See you in three weeks, babe.

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Just going to really miss her, basically. It's going to be tough.

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It feels like, at the moment,

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it's going to be the longest three weeks of our lives.

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Tom is now in control of the biggest day of Lotty's life.

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Time to send in the cavalry.

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Tom's big brother and best man, Joe, works in London as a teacher,

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so they've got some catching up to do.

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-Come here.

-I was going to just go for the handshake!

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Nice to see you've dressed up for the occasion(!)

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You're dressed for the summer as well, aren't you?

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-Come here, you!

-THEY LAUGH

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We've got serious planning to do.

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I hope you're up for it, the next three weeks.

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I'll deliver the best wedding I can for you and your lady.

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Whatever you want me to do, I'll absolutely do.

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It's just me and you?

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Me and you planning a wedding.

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It's been five minutes

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and I've exhausted every avenue of conversation.

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I won't lie - I think I'm a bit bored of you, as well.

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I'm really looking forward to it.

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I haven't spent three weeks with him for the best part of a decade.

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With the sage moral counsel of his big brother,

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everything will come up smelling of roses. Fingers crossed.

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Lotty is staying with her surrogate mum, Auntie Lisa,

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who was also Lotty's mum's best friend.

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-THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

-Hello!

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'Charlotte spent an awful lot of time'

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at my house because her mum was ill and couldn't go out.

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Whatever we did, Charlotte came and she was just part of our family.

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It's nice to have this chance with you.

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These three weeks are going to be special.

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I knew...that this would be a really hard day, when she got married.

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Oh... Just a minute.

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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'When I used to go and visit Toni and sit there and hold her hand,

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'she used to say, "I really wish I could stay alive

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'"and see my daughters get married and be there for them."'

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She said, "You will be, won't you?"

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THEY LAUGH

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We've got one cupboard here.

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And here we've got another one.

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I'm coming here to a new beginning.

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This is the first time I've come to live with you without any tears.

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Without any hassle, yes.

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Because it's a positive reason why I'm coming to live with you, not...

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-Oh, no, you'll be crying.

-..a loss.

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I don't know how long I'll give you, I think it'll be about eight days!

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Tom's wedding plans are about to be

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influenced by one of his greatest passions.

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Due to the fact I love surfing, it'll be great to have

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some sort of influences of what I enjoy within in the wedding.

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Just that sort of out-in-the-open-air feeling.

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So to bring the outdoors in,

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he's thinking of hiring

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a Mongolian yurt.

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Really cool, I like it.

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'I'd ideally like a stately home'

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or a manor house or a country house hotel.

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You can definitely visualise the day and how it's going to go.

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It's quite spectacular to walk around and see.

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If Tom chooses to go a bit relaxed and off the wall,

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I hope it's not too much.

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I really like it, it's nice.

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This empty tent would cost him half his budget, but Tom is smitten.

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Something like this is fantastic,

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a little bit different and I'd happily have it.

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It's something I'd like to have.

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Now all he needs is somewhere to pitch it. Should be a doddle.

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We'd like to erect a yurt.

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It's like a Mongolian tent, basically.

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But not everyone's as keen as Tom on the yurts.

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No way at all, then?

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Mongolian tent. It's a yurt, like a Mongolian tent.

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It's not something I'd be allowed to do?

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You don't do that at all? No possibility whatsoever?

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That's a big fat no. This is getting off to a cracking start(!)

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While Tom is looking for a patch of grass to pitch his tent,

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Lotty has a rather grander green in mind for her reception.

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It would be perfect.

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She and chief bridesmaid Laura are visiting Bowood House,

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an exclusive golf resort.

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Really lovely, especially with the sun out.

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You can imagine everyone drinking Pimms on the terrace, sat around.

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-Yeah.

-It's lovely.

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The building is really important -

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architecture and being inside a beautiful building -

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but the view, the grounds...

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Golf courses are the most beautiful surroundings,

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simply because of all the grass being so short

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and you can see the trees and everything else around you.

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It'll be suitable for her train.

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I could get the lawn mower across.

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Tom is currently in the rough.

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Still, at least he'll be allowed to erect his yurt

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at Bullock Farm Fishing Lakes.

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Do we have to get portaloos in?

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I think with 150 guests, there's going to be queues.

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We haven't got a lot of money so I was just thinking 30 buckets.

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How does that sound? Just like the Mongolians used to do it.

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Yeah, Lotty's going to love it(!)

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I can just visualise it. Imagine getting in a horse-drawn carriage

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all the way down there and leading you up.

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-That'd be lovely.

-Beautiful.

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A big grand entrance,

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big open doors, grand ceilings, everything, walking in.

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This makes you feel like you're arriving to your very...

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grand stately home.

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It wouldn't be everyone that gets married on an island, would it?

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This is it. No man's an island!

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I'm trying to see whether it would be wide enough.

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One yurt with 150 is going to be...

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It would go here I guess.

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You can just roughly pace it.

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Tom's huge Mongolian tent might just fit between the two streams,

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-but his guests had better go easy on the champers.

-About 14 metres.

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There's just not enough room, is there?

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Tom's not giving up yet.

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He's heading to Chew Valley Reservoir, south of Bristol,

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to find a big enough plot for his yurt.

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-Absolutely beautiful, mate.

-That's a nice view all round.

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That's what you're looking for. Something just steps off the page

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and that's how Lotty's going to feel

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when she comes here and pulls up in that car.

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It's going to be quality, proper good.

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It's a beautiful spot,

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but other than the view, it's not got a lot.

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Pretty struck with it so far.

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You've found your venue. I think you've picked well.

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And you wouldn't believe the price of grass these days.

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-You're looking at £2,000 plus VAT.

-Right, OK.

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We expect the site cleared by yourselves afterwards.

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You offer the portaloos and arrange that within the price

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and the connection for the electricity, as well?

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No, we don't do any of that.

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All we do is you pay us for the site and everything else - toilets,

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generator, lighting, decorations, it's all down to yourselves.

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-And is there...?

-More hard work for you.

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Absolutely. Is there any wiggle room on that price?

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-No, I've given you the rock bottom.

-Yeah. OK.

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That told you, boys!

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I love the venue.

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-Same as you.

-I definitely do.

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I can't help the overriding feeling, 2,350 is very expensive

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-for what's essentially a field with a fantastic view.

-Yeah.

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So the search continues.

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Next up, Priston Mill.

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It's got toilets, it's even got electricity,

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but will they let Tom turn it into a campsite?

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Is there any way, if possible, maybe erecting some sort of marquee?

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You can have a marquee but I'd say it's not necessary.

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They're quite expensive.

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So Tom is discovering.

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It's a really lovely feature.

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-The chefs are just prepping these for the weekend.

-Nice!

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There's no need to put on a DIY wedding here.

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We've our own in-house team, chefs, front-of-house staff.

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It may not be his tent, but it's certainly slick.

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This is set up fairly typical style for a wedding breakfast.

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Everything is provided - the tables, catering - as well?

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In terms of organisation, we can have all the reception

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and the wedding party organised probably in an hour and a half.

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-Right, OK.

-It's very easy.

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Not for Tom, it isn't.

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He's got a dilemma on his hands.

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Priston Mill can provide food, drink and a roof for just over £5,000 -

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a grand less than his empty dream yurt.

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It looks like it's going to be too expensive.

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I don't want to let go of it completely, but...

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You've tried your best, mate.

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I've been right here with you.

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-Maybe if we were party planners, but we're not.

-This is so tough!

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I thought it would be we just ring a few people, yeah,

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we'll get it sorted and we've got a bit of a budget, no problem.

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My God, this is hard work! I'm not used to giving up on ideas.

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Usually I generally try to stick to it, but...

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Priston Mill, which is a place that I know you liked...

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I know it's not your first choice outside of the yurts.

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Priston Mill is ticking the right boxes.

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It ain't a compromise. The outside space is fantastic.

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Deal done.

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Tom's yurt dream has turned out to be a pipe dream.

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But when it comes to the ceremony, he's only thinking of Lotty.

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I've set my eyes on this church

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due to the reason that it means so much to Lotty.

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To get the church for our wedding is quite crucial

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Backwell Church in North Somerset

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has special significance to Lotty and her family.

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She used to go there regularly with her mum,

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so I think she feels she may

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have her mum in spirit around with her on the day.

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Ultimately, everything else falls in around getting the church,

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so it'd be really disappointing if it didn't happen.

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The church is full of memories

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for Lotty, her sister Angela and Auntie Lisa.

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We always thought I'd get married in Backwell Church.

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-Come on, Mum. We need a miracle.

-THEY LAUGH

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Come on, Mum. Swing it, please. Swing it for us.

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It's lovely here, Charlotte. It's perfect.

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Angela was 16 when she attended her mother's funeral here.

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It feels surreal being here again, though, for me.

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It does for a long time.

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Last time I was here, I was sat here for a whole different reason.

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It was a completely different day.

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It's just got so much history and...so many good memories.

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It's kind of peaceful, isn't it?

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I think it's nice sometimes to go back and revisit after.

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It kind of puts a lot of things to rest for you.

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I guess, in a way, it would feel like she was here, as well.

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Yeah. Oh God, yeah.

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-It's like a part of her is here.

-Yeah.

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From childhood and being brought up here.

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One thing she always used to say was that she would

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try and battle the cancer cos she wanted to see us walk down the aisle.

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She will.

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She will.

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Anyway, let's start to think about the happy occasion now.

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Yeah. Try and think about good things.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to be upset.

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-It's all right.

-One of us was going to anyway!

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It's good to get this feeling done now. hopefully we'll come back here

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and know your mum's around

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and she'll be with us in heart and spirit.

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-It would be Charlotte's day and it'll make it a happy one.

-Yeah.

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But Lotty will only be happy if she gets her church

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and it's not a given.

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A little bit panicked at the moment. I left a message with the Reverend.

0:17:160:17:21

It's hit me that it's quite a pivotal thing.

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If this doesn't happen, then...

0:17:230:17:26

I'm kind of the stuck a little bit

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and basically the whole plan is scuppered for the church.

0:17:280:17:33

It's quite crucial that the Reverend will give me a ring fairly soon.

0:17:350:17:39

Fingers crossed and God willing.

0:17:390:17:41

Lotty's dream hangs in the balance.

0:17:420:17:44

But with 11 days to the wedding, Tom has other pressing matters -

0:17:440:17:48

his all-important suit.

0:17:480:17:51

I really like that, this navy. I like that, basically.

0:17:530:17:56

He may not have dressed his bride yet,

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but he knows what he wants to wear on the big day.

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Quite fitted, quite tailored, not skinny fit,

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but quite a tailored suit.

0:18:060:18:07

My brother is metrosexual, I suppose.

0:18:070:18:10

Do you have it with the spots?

0:18:100:18:11

He's a bricklayer, but spends his Saturday shopping

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for the latest trends in fashion and stuff when everybody else

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will be out playing or watching football on a Saturday afternoon.

0:18:180:18:22

# I'm too sexy for my cat

0:18:220:18:24

# Too sexy... #

0:18:240:18:25

Lotty and bridesmaid Laura know how tricky it is to please clotheshorse Tom.

0:18:250:18:30

He'll say I want this and this.

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They'll go, "I've got the perfect suit." They'll find it for him...

0:18:320:18:35

I quite like that.

0:18:350:18:36

..and then he'll go, "But the waistband is just a bit too high,"

0:18:360:18:40

or, "That centimetre of the knee."

0:18:400:18:42

Not too tight, no.

0:18:420:18:43

It just goes right the way up and it's very baggy round the back area.

0:18:430:18:47

I'm so glad I won't be there!

0:18:470:18:49

Let's go and get hitched.

0:18:520:18:54

Something that's not suiting Tom is news about Lotty's dream church.

0:18:540:18:59

Neither Tom or Lotty live in the parish,

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which is making things more complicated.

0:19:010:19:04

The church is of paramount importance to Lotty and the idea of that not being

0:19:040:19:09

able to be green lit for whatever reason, is a crying shame.

0:19:090:19:12

We don't know if it's definitely not.

0:19:120:19:15

I'd like to remain positive about it and not completely write it off just yet.

0:19:150:19:19

For Lotty, ignorance is bliss.

0:19:200:19:23

She's taking a trip down memory lane with Auntie Lisa.

0:19:230:19:27

We used to come down here regularly on the weekends,

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get the ponies out and she was nagged for lessons all the time.

0:19:310:19:35

It's nice to see her take us back and remember all those things.

0:19:350:19:39

I know she'd like to have a horse and carriage on her wedding day,

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that would be fantastic if that was a part of the dream.

0:19:420:19:46

It's not exactly the kind of horsepower that the boys have in mind.

0:19:460:19:50

Tom is determined to bring the great outdoors into his wedding somehow.

0:19:530:19:59

-So, you both VW fans?

-Yeah. I do a bit of surfing.

0:19:590:20:03

I'm not going to confess to being amazing at it, but I definitely do a bit of surfing. I try my best.

0:20:030:20:08

BRMS or MP5s. The choice is yours.

0:20:080:20:12

I quite like the ones that's on already. I do like them.

0:20:120:20:14

Lotty's requirements for her wheels are also very specific.

0:20:140:20:18

I quite like the idea of it being more like a cart,

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so a very walnut-coloured cart with some dark horses.

0:20:220:20:25

You've got the foot soldiers driving the horse and cart and they're in

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the traditional top black hats and red and black and grey suits.

0:20:290:20:36

Not much room for footmen in there.

0:20:360:20:39

Look how clean the engine is!

0:20:390:20:42

This one's a little bit more nippy. It's a more sporty engine in.

0:20:420:20:46

I prefer this one. Yeah, I love this one.

0:20:460:20:49

Most brides like this one.

0:20:490:20:51

Not me.

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THEY LAUGH

0:20:520:20:54

I'm not going to lie, I'm sold.

0:20:560:20:59

To be honest.

0:20:590:21:01

-You're absolutely welcome.

-You've made my day. Thanks so much.

0:21:010:21:08

With half his budget gone, Tom's wedding plans have been overshadowed by news of the church.

0:21:110:21:16

Tom's had to provide a paper trail of documents to the church

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to prove that Lotty used to live in the parish.

0:21:200:21:22

-Good morning, Reverend.

-Hi, Tom. Good to see you again.

0:21:220:21:25

But will it be enough?

0:21:250:21:27

We've got the church, which is cracking. I'm over the moon.

0:21:270:21:29

Everything's going to plan on this side of things, anyway.

0:21:290:21:34

It's now eight days before the wedding and although Tom's suited and booted,

0:21:360:21:40

he still hasn't tackled the biggie.

0:21:400:21:42

Hiya. It looks like there's been a snowdrift in here.

0:21:420:21:46

Fortunately he knows what he wants.

0:21:460:21:48

-I quite like the 1950s look, the fishtail sort of dresses.

-OK.

0:21:480:21:51

Quite tightly fitted.

0:21:510:21:52

Quite plain as well. Not too much bling going on.

0:21:520:21:56

So we don't want too much bling going on.

0:21:560:21:58

-That one there?

-This one here?

0:21:580:21:59

Yeah, there's not too much going on on there, but it's plain enough as well.

0:21:590:22:04

While the groom makes himself perfectly plain,

0:22:040:22:07

Auntie Lisa and bridesmaid Laura are indulging

0:22:070:22:10

-Lotty in a spot of fantasy wedding dress shopping.

-I like the diamante.

0:22:100:22:16

That is a body in there!

0:22:190:22:20

And it turns out it's not just the groom who has strong opinions.

0:22:200:22:23

It's like a net curtain. That's like wearing a bikini.

0:22:230:22:26

Dracula, that is. It's just horrid.

0:22:260:22:30

It's like crepe paper, isn't it?

0:22:300:22:33

Oh, my God! No! I don't mean that horribly, but obviously one man's

0:22:330:22:37

champagne is another man's vinegar, and that definitely is balsamic.

0:22:370:22:42

I like that one. Because it's simple.

0:22:470:22:50

-If you go for a plain dress, it kind of accentuates natural beauty anyway, I think.

-Yeah.

0:22:500:22:55

Yes, Tom, but there's simple and then there's plain dull.

0:22:550:22:59

Oh, lovely.

0:23:020:23:04

I like how it sparkles when you move.

0:23:040:23:06

I love the diamante. I love the diamante!

0:23:060:23:10

I like all the sparkly bits on the front.

0:23:110:23:13

I'm not demure and plain and straight and boring.

0:23:160:23:19

I want a dress that just goes... Raah!

0:23:190:23:21

Tom's looking at dresses that go, "Erm, excuse me."

0:23:220:23:27

I'm not too keen on the detail on the shoulder.

0:23:270:23:30

It's just literally hand-sewn on which can come off.

0:23:300:23:33

So we can lose this if you wanted to.

0:23:330:23:35

Yeah. I'm a bit wary of the big sort of brooch.

0:23:350:23:38

So if you wanted that to come off, then it could be just unstitched.

0:23:380:23:42

I don't want loads of bling and all that sort of stuff because I think she's pretty enough.

0:23:420:23:48

Pretty she is, but she's going to be pretty disappointed if Tom doesn't get her any sparkle.

0:23:480:23:52

Sadly, he's on the search for something even plainer.

0:23:520:23:55

Fairly plain, to a point. And without the sort of detailed bits of, um...

0:23:550:24:00

Not too fussy?

0:24:000:24:02

Yeah, not too fussy. Definitely not a meringue or anything like that.

0:24:020:24:06

-Too much?

-Probably a bit too much on that one.

0:24:060:24:08

Any plainer and you'll have her in jeans and a T-shirt.

0:24:080:24:12

Probably not too much on the detail.

0:24:120:24:14

That gives quite a bit of fish-tail shape.

0:24:140:24:16

I like that one and it's plain as well.

0:24:160:24:18

And there's so many possibilities with plain.

0:24:180:24:20

Plain shoes, plain bag...

0:24:200:24:23

Where does she keep all her stuff?

0:24:230:24:26

-Has she got a bumbag underneath her dress?

-What stuff?

0:24:260:24:28

Well, you know, paying for drinks...

0:24:280:24:31

If you're too much of a dry bread to get your new bride in, I'll take care of her. All night long.

0:24:330:24:37

I'll make sure she's kept in liquor.

0:24:370:24:39

Oh, wow! I like it.

0:24:410:24:44

Absolutely.

0:24:460:24:48

This is definitely the dress. The thing I love about it. Where do I start? Buttons.

0:24:480:24:53

Beautiful buttons. All the bling. Look at the bling.

0:24:530:24:56

I just didn't think I would ever wear something this massive.

0:24:560:25:01

But it's absolutely stunning.

0:25:010:25:04

When I look down, I just think,

0:25:060:25:08

"Blingy!"

0:25:080:25:10

Oh, you look lovely. You look lovely.

0:25:110:25:16

It's just what I imagined you to look like.

0:25:160:25:19

It's lovely, isn't it?

0:25:220:25:24

You look really beautiful.

0:25:240:25:26

-Don't you cry.

-It's all right!

0:25:260:25:29

Tom's narrowed down his options to two simple duvets - I mean dresses -

0:25:320:25:37

with very little detail and not a glimmer of sparkle.

0:25:370:25:40

I'm going to be going for that one.

0:25:450:25:47

I really like that. Hopefully Lotty will as well.

0:25:470:25:50

Don't feel bad. You can come back and try again next year, but for now, the winner of Bride Idol...

0:25:500:25:55

Woo-hoo!

0:25:550:25:57

That dress there, again, you could bring it in and what have you.

0:25:570:26:01

-I'm sold. Hopefully she will be as well.

-I'm sure she will.

0:26:010:26:04

Somehow I doubt it!

0:26:040:26:07

Will Tom show any better knowledge of his bride's taste when it comes to the entertainment?

0:26:070:26:12

What about if he got your dad's barbershop band?

0:26:120:26:14

That would be...stunning.

0:26:140:26:18

So that's different. I didn't even think about that. Well done!

0:26:180:26:22

Lotty's parents both used to sing in barbershop choirs.

0:26:240:26:29

It was an important part of family life.

0:26:290:26:33

And Tom has a special favour to ask Lotty's dad.

0:26:330:26:37

So, I was hoping that you might be able to help me with maybe getting the barbershop...

0:26:370:26:42

involved somewhere along the lines? I know she likes it

0:26:420:26:45

and she speaks about it a lot as well.

0:26:450:26:47

We haven't practised for years and haven't sang for a while now,

0:26:470:26:51

but it's still there, if you want to do it.

0:26:510:26:53

Say you did get married in a church, it's quite nice to have a choir, isn't it?

0:26:530:26:59

A choir's great, but Barbershop to me is there...

0:26:590:27:02

Me and her, Mum and Angela, we used to make a quartet...

0:27:020:27:06

out of us and sing together in the front room sometimes.

0:27:060:27:09

-Really?

-We had a little quartet going. It was quite good.

0:27:090:27:12

-I don't actually know if I'd be able to cope, actually.

-It would be very tearful.

0:27:120:27:16

-Well thanks, Dave. Appreciate it.

-That's all right.

0:27:160:27:20

-I don't know if I could cope with the barbershop. I'd get too upset.

-I know.

0:27:200:27:23

See you later. Cheers, mate.

0:27:230:27:26

We'll be all crying.

0:27:290:27:30

That's perfect.

0:27:330:27:34

In the last two weeks, Tom's spent 10 grand.

0:27:340:27:37

He's agonised over his venue, wrangled over rings...

0:27:370:27:41

It was definitely that one a minute ago.

0:27:410:27:43

..and fussed over flowers.

0:27:430:27:45

But what's on his mind today is whether his hen is going to like the surprise he's planned.

0:27:450:27:50

I've sent them to a recording studio,

0:27:500:27:52

-so they can all lay down a track together and...

-Do they sing?

0:27:520:27:56

HENS: # Here we go, here we go... #

0:27:560:27:59

Lotty used to be part of a covers band and also an originals band as well.

0:27:590:28:02

So she loves singing and she loves writing music as well.

0:28:020:28:05

She's very good at as well.

0:28:050:28:07

What we're going to do today, if you haven't already worked it out,

0:28:070:28:10

is we're going to sing some songs.

0:28:100:28:13

Oh, my God!

0:28:130:28:16

-And we're going to record them.

-Shit.

0:28:160:28:18

-Yeah. OK.

-And we're going to record them and put them on a CD.

0:28:180:28:22

He really doesn't know me at all, does he? Oh, my God!

0:28:240:28:26

I've heard that you quite like singing.

0:28:260:28:29

No. Not at all.

0:28:290:28:31

I think she... I think the lady doth protest too much.

0:28:320:28:35

I'm really starting to panic now.

0:28:350:28:37

No. I've been paid to do all the sort of stuff,

0:28:370:28:40

this is not something I'd want to do on my hen do.

0:28:400:28:42

-This is for fun, though.

-Oh, my God!

0:28:420:28:44

I do not want everybody hearing how I sing.

0:28:440:28:47

ALL: Aw!

0:28:470:28:50

What's wrong? You're an amazing singer!

0:28:500:28:52

The thing is, I don't know whether she'd be too keen on the fact

0:28:520:28:55

that I've put her in that situation with her friends, "all eyes on me".

0:28:550:28:59

But I don't know.

0:28:590:29:01

-CRIES:

-It sounded so bad last time in the studio, I don't want to do it.

0:29:010:29:06

Don't make me do it. I really, really don't like it.

0:29:060:29:10

I don't want to do it.

0:29:100:29:13

I sound really ungrateful and I don't want to be ungrateful.

0:29:130:29:16

But it really knocked my confidence last time

0:29:160:29:18

and I don't want to do it because it's so soul-destroying.

0:29:180:29:22

I'm probably wrong. She loves the attention, so she might be all right.

0:29:220:29:25

Why do you think I don't sing in bands any more?

0:29:250:29:28

-Cos I'm not any good.

-That's not true, Charlotte.

0:29:280:29:30

I haven't been in the studio since I had that shock, you know?

0:29:300:29:34

I thought, "This is what I sound like,

0:29:340:29:36

"what on Earth am I even doing with myself? I'm just such a fool."

0:29:360:29:39

No, cos I heard your tapes and they're really good.

0:29:390:29:41

-But you love me.

-I do love you. You know that.

0:29:410:29:46

There's a few bottles of champagne laid on anyway,

0:29:460:29:49

so I would have thought that would get them in the spirit.

0:29:490:29:52

I'm really sorry, everybody.

0:29:520:29:54

I didn't mean to have a total prima donna moment. I'm fine.

0:29:540:29:57

I just absolutely freaked because I'd closed the door on all of that

0:29:570:30:01

cos I didn't think I was any good.

0:30:010:30:04

Here's the song. It goes like this.

0:30:040:30:06

-MUSIC PLAYS

-You did, even for someone who was crying...

0:30:060:30:10

# I got my first real six string

0:30:100:30:13

# Bought it at the five and dime

0:30:130:30:16

# Played it till my fingers bled

0:30:170:30:19

# Was the summer of '69... #

0:30:200:30:23

Woo!

0:30:230:30:24

That was my bit.

0:30:260:30:28

# Had a band and we tried real hard

0:30:280:30:30

# Jimmy quit, Charlotte got married

0:30:300:30:33

# I should have known we'd never get far... #

0:30:330:30:36

-I'm getting married!

-# Oh, when I look back now

0:30:360:30:40

# That summer seemed to last forever

0:30:400:30:44

# Those were the best days of my life

0:30:440:30:48

# Oh, yeah

0:30:500:30:51

# Back in the summer of '69

0:30:510:30:56

# Oh, yeah

0:30:560:30:58

# Me and my baby in '69... #

0:30:580:31:02

This experience has really made me evaluate my whole life and what is important to me.

0:31:020:31:07

And the only thing that is really important to me are the people I love,

0:31:070:31:11

and obviously Tom.

0:31:110:31:12

CHEERING

0:31:120:31:14

Tom is my world and he really makes out to himself...

0:31:140:31:19

That's cos I'm talking about him.

0:31:190:31:22

-..that he's silly and an idiot, and he's not.

-VOICE CRACKS

0:31:220:31:25

He's really intelligent.

0:31:250:31:27

SINGING

0:31:270:31:30

Yeah, proper Einstein.

0:31:300:31:31

# Cider, cider... #

0:31:330:31:36

Joe has organised a typical Bristolian bash for his brother's stag,

0:31:360:31:40

featuring '70s West Country hit band the Wurzels.

0:31:400:31:44

# I got a brand new combine harvester... #

0:31:460:31:48

I'm probably going to go for a martini. That's lovely. Yeah.

0:31:480:31:51

We'll mix up the muffins a little bit, I guess.

0:31:530:31:56

There's a lot of Bristolian lads here, so I think we'll have a bit of a laugh.

0:31:560:32:00

Mix up the muffins?

0:32:000:32:02

He's even got a VIP backstage pass.

0:32:020:32:04

Let's have a hug. Let's have a hug.

0:32:040:32:07

Get in, come on now!

0:32:070:32:10

-Me and the Wurzels.

-Before he gets married, have you got any advice?

0:32:140:32:18

Well, he's the best man for that.

0:32:180:32:21

I'm coming up 50 years.

0:32:210:32:23

-50 years of marriage?!

-50 years next May.

0:32:230:32:25

-You don't look a day over 21.

-Just keep your powder dry,

0:32:250:32:28

that's all I can say.

0:32:280:32:31

-Cheers, boys.

-Cheers!

-Cheers!

0:32:310:32:33

-Good luck.

-Well, thank you very much.

0:32:330:32:36

# Oh, what a beauty

0:32:360:32:39

# I've never seen one as big as that before. #

0:32:390:32:42

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:420:32:45

We'd like to dedicate that song to a young man who's getting married on Friday.

0:32:450:32:51

HE CHEERS

0:32:510:32:53

Tom Simms across there, we dedicate that song to you, boy.

0:32:530:32:57

Yo!

0:32:570:32:59

It's a beautiful thing. Happy stag do, brother.

0:33:010:33:06

CHEERING

0:33:060:33:08

-ALL:

-# I am a cider drinker

0:33:110:33:13

# I drinks it all of the day... #

0:33:130:33:18

I've had an absolute belter of an evening.

0:33:180:33:21

I've enjoyed myself. Got my mates around me.

0:33:210:33:24

I'm missing her loads, do you know what I mean?

0:33:240:33:27

I just can't wait to see her on the day, coming down the aisle.

0:33:270:33:32

WHISTLING

0:33:320:33:34

With four days to go, Tom isn't in the clear yet.

0:33:390:33:43

He still has to get bridesmaid dresses for Laura,

0:33:430:33:46

Lou and Lotty's sister, Angela.

0:33:460:33:48

-Have you got a colour scheme?

-Either peaches or pinks. Not bright pink.

0:33:480:33:53

He's budgeted 350 quid for three bridesmaid dresses.

0:33:530:33:58

But Angela's not sure.

0:33:580:34:00

I would be more comfortable in a suit, doing the Ange thing.

0:34:000:34:03

Make that two bridesmaid dresses and a suit.

0:34:050:34:08

I'm just gutted I can't carry it off.

0:34:080:34:09

I put it on and I just look like I'm in drag.

0:34:090:34:13

We've got a trouble-maker already, we're five minutes in!

0:34:130:34:16

Tom's got his work cut out for him.

0:34:160:34:19

What sort of suit jacket size are we looking for, Angela?

0:34:210:34:23

-They're getting brighter.

-Just tone it down a little bit.

0:34:230:34:27

Luckily, this man could shop for England.

0:34:270:34:30

We'll get you wrapped up in a suit pretty easy.

0:34:300:34:33

It should be quite straightforward. There's not that many styles to diverse from.

0:34:330:34:38

How little she knows, eh, Tom?

0:34:380:34:40

-Look at that.

-Now, that would be really cool to wear out somewhere funky.

0:34:400:34:44

It's like Beetlejuice.

0:34:440:34:46

They always sit slightly differently because my little blessings are in way.

0:34:460:34:50

I'm lucky. Charlotte got the blessed side of that part of the family.

0:34:500:34:54

Oh, yeah! LAUGHTER

0:34:540:34:55

I got the handful. That's nice in the arms.

0:34:550:34:59

It's too long in the arm.

0:34:590:35:00

It's proving to be tougher than he thought.

0:35:000:35:03

Let's move on.

0:35:030:35:05

Tom shelves the suit for now. Perhaps he'll find dresses easier?

0:35:050:35:09

Don't like that one. You look like you're going to an eight-year-old disco.

0:35:100:35:14

The way it flares out and everything.

0:35:140:35:16

I don't know if I'm a fan of the shoulder-piece. I think it's a bit mental.

0:35:160:35:20

I quite like them. How much are they?

0:35:200:35:23

-Right, yeah, £150.

-Crikey!

0:35:250:35:28

Go and just hang them back up and forget all about those two.

0:35:280:35:32

I think I'm losing the will to live.

0:35:340:35:36

He's also losing track of his pink colour scheme.

0:35:360:35:40

You wouldn't think of grey particularly as a dress for a bridesmaid.

0:35:400:35:43

Not something that you would traditionally choose, is it?

0:35:440:35:47

Yeah. Just generally getting a bit despondent, just thinking,

0:35:480:35:51

"We'll just put those girls in anything now, and just make do."

0:35:510:35:54

Unbelievable! The shopaholic's had his fill of shopping.

0:35:540:35:58

Suddenly, bricklaying seems so much more straightforward.

0:35:580:36:02

We just can't seem to find the right style and colour all in one dress.

0:36:030:36:07

I thought it was going to be much easier.

0:36:070:36:09

But it's hard and I'm panicking a bit now.

0:36:090:36:11

Where else have we got to go? Nowhere else, have we?

0:36:110:36:14

Four hours in, and he still has no dresses, no suits, no nothing.

0:36:160:36:21

It's cut for a man, so that's probably why it might be pushing out there a little bit.

0:36:210:36:27

Hang on. Let me do my best man pose.

0:36:270:36:29

Yeah, I think it's a really nice suit, actually.

0:36:290:36:32

One down, two more to go.

0:36:320:36:33

You feel smart, you feel better on the day, don't you?

0:36:330:36:37

You feel like you're not letting anybody down, especially when it's your sister's wedding.

0:36:370:36:41

The last thing you want is to let your sister down on her big day.

0:36:410:36:45

Tom doesn't want to let his bride down either.

0:36:450:36:48

But an hour before the shop's close, he's running out of time.

0:36:480:36:53

We've got this kind of style here for you. It's quite Audrey Hepburn, quite chic.

0:36:530:36:57

Hold on a minute, haven't we seen this dress somewhere before?

0:36:570:37:00

And wasn't it too expensive?

0:37:000:37:02

Just hang it back up, all right, and then forget all about those two.

0:37:020:37:05

-I like it.

-Yeah.

0:37:080:37:10

I quite like the pleats you've got at the front.

0:37:100:37:12

I think they fit quite well, so, how much?

0:37:120:37:16

The dresses are £150 each for you.

0:37:160:37:18

Might have gone over a bit, but that's all right.

0:37:180:37:20

They look great, so we're going to keep them.

0:37:200:37:23

I think we're done on the dress front.

0:37:230:37:25

Thankfully. It's been a long day. We got there in the end.

0:37:250:37:29

In total, it's been an eight-hour-shoppathon.

0:37:290:37:32

I didn't think it was going to be easy, anyway.

0:37:320:37:34

But probably not this hard.

0:37:340:37:37

In need of some time to recharge his batteries, Tom heads for the surf.

0:37:390:37:43

It gives him space to reflect on being away from Lotty.

0:37:430:37:46

It's quite lonely not having Lotty around.

0:37:460:37:49

I guess, I take it for granted she's around all the time, and what have you.

0:37:490:37:53

I've been very used to spending every day with Lotty.

0:37:530:37:57

It's made me realise how important she is in my life, and what have you.

0:37:570:38:01

Obviously, the main reason I'm getting to married to her really

0:38:010:38:04

is because I want to spend every day with her.

0:38:040:38:07

Determined to keep his outdoor theme alive,

0:38:090:38:12

Tom is hand-making place settings in the shape of leaves.

0:38:120:38:16

I do need to keep my mind occupied a little bit because,

0:38:160:38:19

you know, I'm missing her quite a bit.

0:38:190:38:22

-I can't wait to see her.

-Hang on a minute.

0:38:220:38:25

You were telling me how brilliant it was to have me around and, "It's been too long,

0:38:250:38:29

"I wish you didn't live in London and you'd be hanging around in Bristol."

0:38:290:38:33

Mate, I love you being around here,

0:38:330:38:35

but it's weird waking up next to you every morning.

0:38:350:38:38

You don't wake up next to me.

0:38:380:38:40

You absolute weirdo. We're not Burt and Ernie.

0:38:400:38:43

We've got two different rooms.

0:38:430:38:45

Let me get on with my leaf-making.

0:38:450:38:48

Before I start blubbering.

0:38:480:38:50

Yeah, get on with your leaf-making, you big sap.

0:38:500:38:53

With only three days to go, Lotty finally receives her invitation.

0:38:560:39:00

-Oh, my God.

-It's got Lotty on it.

-I don't want to open it.

0:39:000:39:04

SHE LAUGHS

0:39:040:39:05

Tom Simms would like to invite Lotty Hart to our wedding.

0:39:080:39:11

Your carriage awaits at 12:30pm sharp.

0:39:110:39:14

Carriage! Your carriage awaits.

0:39:140:39:16

Be ready for 12.30.

0:39:200:39:21

To be whisked away in your carriage.

0:39:210:39:24

Amazing, a real carriage.

0:39:260:39:27

It's very plain. It's very, very Tom, isn't it?

0:39:270:39:30

Very minimalist, very plain.

0:39:300:39:32

So, hopefully, our wedding won't be too plain.

0:39:320:39:35

Don't speak too soon.

0:39:350:39:37

It's the day before the wedding and you're about to see your frock.

0:39:370:39:42

I'm feeling quite apprehensive today.

0:39:420:39:44

It might make me think, what's the whole wedding going to be like

0:39:440:39:48

because the invitations were plain, and if the dress is wrong, I'll be thinking, "Oh, no.

0:39:480:39:52

"Oh, no." Fingers crossed.

0:39:520:39:54

-Thank you.

-Hiya.

0:40:000:40:02

-Hello.

-All right?

0:40:020:40:04

Open your eyes. That's exactly what I thought Tom would choose.

0:40:060:40:10

Oh, my God. OK. Ooh.

0:40:100:40:14

-Do you like the look of it?

-No. No.

0:40:140:40:17

But, I'll try it on and it might look lovely on.

0:40:170:40:21

It's one of those dresses, sometimes you have to see on

0:40:210:40:23

before you can appreciate it.

0:40:230:40:25

It's just extremely plain, very plain, isn't it?

0:40:250:40:29

OK, I'll try it on.

0:40:300:40:32

We'll take a pew and you try your dress on.

0:40:320:40:34

-I'm sure it'll look nicer on.

-I think it will.

0:40:360:40:38

I think she'll look lovely in it.

0:40:380:40:40

Getting choked up thinking about it. I'm trying not to do that today.

0:40:400:40:43

I know that, like, how much her mum wanted to be here.

0:40:450:40:48

And see this moment.

0:40:480:40:50

-I've got that privilege in her place.

-Yes.

0:40:500:40:54

THEY GIGGLE

0:40:540:40:56

Silly shoes.

0:41:020:41:03

-Oh!

-Oh!

0:41:030:41:05

You look lovely!

0:41:050:41:06

-Charlotte, you look stunning. Stunning.

-Gorgeous.

0:41:060:41:10

Yeah. It's just extremely plain, isn't it?

0:41:100:41:14

I love the shape at the front?

0:41:160:41:18

I'm pushed in. Look how flattened I am.

0:41:180:41:20

I don't like straps because I'm too restricted and I feel like I want to get them off.

0:41:200:41:24

I know you're doing that and telling me they'd fall off.

0:41:240:41:27

-But you don't have to...

-That's how I feel.

0:41:270:41:29

After ten minutes, I want to get it off. I'm like "get it off me".

0:41:290:41:32

-Cos I'm like that.

-I know it's hard.

0:41:320:41:34

-It's like someone's put me in a straightjacket.

-It looks stunning. It's lush.

0:41:340:41:39

The dress does you justice.

0:41:390:41:40

Maybe that's the problem. Maybe I am too bloody chavvy.

0:41:400:41:43

Maybe I never know when I should wear something more classy.

0:41:430:41:46

Maybe that's the problem.

0:41:460:41:48

Um...

0:41:480:41:49

With her hair tied up, the girls try to see what can be done.

0:41:490:41:55

Is there anything else...?

0:41:550:41:56

He's not going to get me a tiara because that involves bling.

0:41:560:41:59

He was just thinking, "I don't like the fact that she wears diamantes."

0:41:590:42:03

That's what Tom was thinking. Any money.

0:42:030:42:06

-Would you like to wear a tiara?

-I'd rather have a different dress.

0:42:060:42:09

Auntie Lisa thinks that a sparkly necklace will turn Lotty around,

0:42:090:42:13

but will it be enough?

0:42:130:42:15

I feel like a bloody T Rex.

0:42:150:42:17

-It's too tight at the moment.

-Ow.

0:42:170:42:20

-I just want to get it off me.

-I do think you look fab in it.

0:42:200:42:23

-I would ring Tom.

-I can just choose not to wear it at all.

0:42:230:42:27

Is it uncomfortable?

0:42:270:42:28

It's uncomfortable, it's restrictive. I don't like it.

0:42:280:42:31

It's plain. It's boring. I'm going to walk down the aisle

0:42:310:42:34

and people will go, "Oh, she's in a white dress."

0:42:340:42:37

This is all the things you said you wouldn't do if you didn't like the dress.

0:42:370:42:41

I'll walk down the aisle in jeans and a T-shirt.

0:42:410:42:43

I'll go, "I'm sorry, mate, but..."

0:42:430:42:45

Is there any way anything can be put on it?

0:42:450:42:47

-If we could speak to the seamstress and see.

-Yeah.

0:42:470:42:50

If that will make you happy.

0:42:500:42:52

OK. Yeah.

0:42:520:42:54

But nothing can be altered without Tom's approval.

0:42:540:42:57

Can you say to him, "It's way too plain, sunshine."

0:42:570:43:01

-Way too plain.

-Those words?

0:43:010:43:03

-"It's way too plain, sunshine?"

-Yeah.

0:43:030:43:05

Laura has to break the news to Tom.

0:43:070:43:08

PHONE RINGS

0:43:080:43:10

-Hello.

-What will he make of her proposal?

0:43:100:43:13

Basically, she's tried the dress on and just not very happy that it's really plain.

0:43:130:43:19

Because initially, she was like, "I want to change it to something

0:43:190:43:22

"that's got diamantes and bling and stuff all over it." So...

0:43:220:43:25

That sounds really classy(!)

0:43:250:43:28

She is going to be adding some sort of motifs and bling and stuff on it.

0:43:280:43:33

-I don't know if that's OK?

-Motif?

-Can we do that?

0:43:330:43:36

I thought it would have been nice to move away from, like, the less classy sort of side of things with, like

0:43:360:43:41

diamantes and everything else going on all over it, but if she wants to put her chav bling on it...

0:43:410:43:46

-Chav title on it.

-Fine, fine. That's fine.

0:43:460:43:49

I'm going to walk down the aisle like that, like a chav.

0:43:510:43:55

She's obviously liking the diamantes, or whatever they are, probably little bits of plastic glass.

0:43:550:44:01

If it's something she wants to put on the dress, that's fine.

0:44:010:44:04

I just hope it don't cheapen the dress or make it look a little bit rubbish.

0:44:040:44:10

We've got a bit of a diamantes tummy. And put your necklace and that on with it.

0:44:100:44:16

I think there's a fine line between glamorous and just garish.

0:44:160:44:20

The man who prides himself on his taste has failed his bride.

0:44:230:44:27

Over at the venue, maybe he'll do a better job with the interior decor.

0:44:320:44:37

-Oh, it's going to look good.

-Move over, Laurence Llewelyn Bowen. Tom Simms is in the Mill.

0:44:390:44:46

He's gone all out and bought, yes, floor tiles to decorate his tables.

0:44:460:44:51

Guess we can have the apple as well.

0:44:510:44:53

Time for his piece de resistance.

0:44:530:44:56

Hand-crafted name-tags stuck to apples.

0:44:560:45:00

With the apples, it's just bringing that sort of rustic, but getting a bit of colour to the table.

0:45:000:45:04

It's whether or not just have...

0:45:060:45:07

-Everything has to be millimetre perfect.

-But let's have a look at that a minute.

0:45:070:45:12

What do the decorating committee think?

0:45:120:45:14

I think we'll go with that, then.

0:45:190:45:22

The big day that Lotty's mother so wanted to see is finally here.

0:45:240:45:30

But all is not well with the bride.

0:45:300:45:32

I can't stop being sick.

0:45:320:45:34

They'll be like, "Do you, Tom..." And I'll be like, "Hang on a minute."

0:45:350:45:39

I feel like... I had to answer the door earlier on and say excuse me.

0:45:390:45:42

Hopefully, Tom's first surprise, a professional hairdresser, will lift her spirits.

0:45:420:45:47

-Are you excited to see him?

-Yes. I am.

-has it felt like a lifetime?

0:45:470:45:52

I'm going to shut up!

0:45:560:45:58

Tom has given strict instructions for the style he wants. A natural tussled look.

0:46:020:46:08

Oh, wow, it's curly.

0:46:080:46:09

And you're going to be having a flower in there.

0:46:090:46:12

-There's nothing else going to be up?

-Would you prefer more up?

0:46:120:46:16

I tried that dress on and I think it has to be off my... it has to be up.

0:46:160:46:19

So, it's back to the drawing board and Lotty gets her way with a more traditional wedding up do.

0:46:190:46:24

Are you having that bottom bit down or is that going to be up?

0:46:240:46:28

-That's going to kind of...

-Be like that.

-Yeah.

-Not sure?

0:46:280:46:31

Yeah, it's just a bit high for me.

0:46:310:46:34

-Yeah. I guess.

-It's not a great start to the wedding day, but there's nothing the groom can do.

0:46:360:46:41

Me and Joe's worked really hard over the past three weeks to get here.

0:46:410:46:45

Now's the time to just enjoy everything. If things go wrong, they go wrong.

0:46:450:46:49

Let's get going, then.

0:46:490:46:51

But Tom's got one more trick up his sleeve.

0:46:510:46:54

Oh, they're lovely!

0:46:540:46:56

Oh, he's got diamantes on it.

0:46:590:47:00

Oh, yeah! That's bling!

0:47:000:47:05

Don't start.

0:47:050:47:07

-You've got sparkles.

-Yay!

0:47:090:47:13

I couldn't sleep a wink.

0:47:170:47:19

I kept waking up going, "Huh!

0:47:190:47:21

"What time is it? You haven't got to get up yet."

0:47:210:47:23

I know I'm going to lose the plot.

0:47:230:47:25

and end up crying all day.

0:47:250:47:28

She'll put that dress on, and that will finish me off.

0:47:280:47:31

Lotty is ready.

0:47:340:47:36

Sparkles and all.

0:47:360:47:38

It's time to show her dad.

0:47:380:47:41

You look beautiful. Lovely.

0:47:440:47:46

I love your dress. It's great.

0:47:460:47:48

-Don't you start crying.

-I'm not going to cry. Don't let me cry.

0:47:500:47:53

-Oh, you look lovely.

-Her bridesmaids are also ready.

0:47:530:47:58

Just trying to figure out how to make a paper aeroplane out of a cravat.

0:47:580:48:02

Well, almost.

0:48:020:48:03

-How's that?

-Let's see?

0:48:030:48:05

-Isn't it meant to be wider?

-I don't know.

0:48:050:48:08

Look, I've got bling on my... Oh, I'm all... I'm all frightened.

0:48:080:48:13

Oh, you look lush. Oh, my God!

0:48:180:48:22

-Those dresses are lovely.

-Absolutely gorgeous. Yes, it's lovely.

0:48:220:48:27

Oh, my God, he's chosen pink. He's chosen pink!

0:48:270:48:29

You look amazing. You look beautiful.

0:48:310:48:33

I hope I don't look a...chav.

0:48:330:48:37

No, you don't. You look absolutely amazing.

0:48:370:48:39

All she needs now is her carriage.

0:48:390:48:42

Here comes the horse power.

0:48:420:48:45

Oh, my God.

0:48:450:48:47

This is Tom all over, this is.

0:48:500:48:53

Oh, my God! It's not very elegant, is it?

0:48:530:48:56

Still, at least there's a footman.

0:48:560:48:58

-Where can I sit? Up here?

-Watch your head, Princess.

0:48:580:49:02

My very own little camper van.

0:49:020:49:05

Bye.

0:49:050:49:07

She still doesn't know that Tom's got the church that means so much to her.

0:49:130:49:16

It looks like you might have got you wish.

0:49:160:49:19

We're on the right route.

0:49:190:49:23

I don't want to count my chickens yet.

0:49:230:49:25

I seem to have lost my breath all of a sudden.

0:49:300:49:33

Oh, my God, he's got the church!

0:49:330:49:35

Oh, my goodness. I'm just totally shocked.

0:49:440:49:47

I just can't breathe.

0:49:470:49:49

I'm just totally, totally shocked.

0:49:490:49:51

I didn't think in a million years he would be able to get the church.

0:49:510:49:55

Got it, sis!

0:49:550:49:57

I'm so proud of you.

0:49:570:49:59

Come on, then.

0:49:590:50:00

BRIDAL MARCH PLAYS

0:50:020:50:06

We say a very, very warm welcome to your families,

0:50:150:50:18

to your friends who've come to witness you declare your love, one for the other.

0:50:180:50:25

Thomas Simms, will you take Charlotte Susan Hart to be your wife...

0:50:250:50:30

-I will.

-Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her?

0:50:300:50:34

Wait.

0:50:340:50:36

Forsaking all others, be faithful to her, as long as you both shall live?

0:50:360:50:41

I will.

0:50:410:50:42

I, Charlotte Susan Hart.

0:50:450:50:47

-Take you Thomas Simms.

-Take you Thomas Simms.

0:50:470:50:50

-To be my husband.

-To be my husband.

0:50:500:50:52

To have and to hold.

0:50:520:50:54

To have and to hold.

0:50:540:50:57

From this day forward.

0:50:570:50:59

From this day forward.

0:50:590:51:01

Till death us do part.

0:51:010:51:03

Till death us do part.

0:51:030:51:04

I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

0:51:130:51:18

It was so emotional for me because I just kept thinking how much, how proud... I knew you'd do this to me.

0:51:370:51:45

How proud her mum would be to be here and see her get married.

0:51:450:51:48

And she looked beautiful today. She absolutely looked stunning.

0:51:480:51:52

It felt like it's our first date, I didn't know whether it was OK to hold your hand.

0:51:540:51:58

I didn't know whether it was OK to kiss you.

0:51:580:52:00

-I was trying to behave myself in the church.

-So far, so good?

0:52:000:52:03

-Yes.

-Including the ring?

0:52:030:52:05

-Yes, I love the ring. Let's see yours?

-I like it.

0:52:050:52:08

Yeah. It's lush.

0:52:080:52:09

-I like... I don't know.

-Do you feel like a man? Like your dad?

0:52:090:52:12

Yeah. I feel like a proper bloke now.

0:52:120:52:14

Hello. How are you today?

0:52:190:52:21

-Very well, thank you. I just got married.

-Congratulations.

0:52:210:52:24

-Thanks very much.

-Pleasure.

-Will you help me get out of the car?

0:52:240:52:27

Of course I will, darling.

0:52:270:52:28

But, what will Lotty make of Tom's unique interior design?

0:52:300:52:35

Oh, my God.

0:52:380:52:40

Oh, my God. Wow.

0:52:400:52:43

D'you like the cakes?

0:52:430:52:45

That is...very colourful.

0:52:450:52:48

Did you choose that?

0:52:480:52:51

-Do you like it?

-Where did the green come from?

-Look around, it's all green.

0:52:510:52:54

Oh, I like your favours.

0:52:540:52:57

I love you. That is so sweet.

0:52:590:53:01

That is lovely. And it is very plain white like I thought it would be.

0:53:010:53:06

But, for some reason, it's not... It's still very intimate. You've...

0:53:060:53:10

Oh, my God, you're just... Why the bloody hell are you a builder?

0:53:100:53:14

Why aren't you an interior designer?

0:53:140:53:17

I just thought he'd be concentrating more on how he looked.

0:53:170:53:20

But it sounds like he's actually had a real epic of a mission.

0:53:200:53:24

And that room is just so intimate and beautiful.

0:53:240:53:28

I just think he's actually done a much better job than me.

0:53:280:53:31

Than I could ever do.

0:53:310:53:33

HARMONIOUS SINGING

0:53:330:53:36

Lotty's dad has been true to his word.

0:53:360:53:39

The barbershop choir is making a very special appearance.

0:53:390:53:43

She seems to be really happy with everything. And, really, that's all I wanted to happen.

0:53:430:53:48

And I feel so far, I've kind of achieved that.

0:53:480:53:50

So, I'm a happy man, really.

0:53:500:53:53

It was done to please Lotty.

0:53:530:53:56

And that's all I set out to do. I don't think anything's changed.

0:53:560:53:59

I think I'll be going back to bricklaying. Because it seems an easier life.

0:53:590:54:03

Please be upstanding for the beautiful bride and groom.

0:54:030:54:06

It's fair to say you've never been a pushover.

0:54:200:54:23

Or a 'yes' girl. But tonight, hopefully, you might do both.

0:54:230:54:27

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:54:270:54:31

You made me the happiest and most completed man when you said yes

0:54:310:54:35

to marrying me on my birthday last year. I love you, Lotty.

0:54:350:54:38

APPLAUSE

0:54:380:54:41

For Mr and Mrs Simms!

0:54:450:54:47

CHEERING

0:54:470:54:48

He could not have picked better. To every detail, he has got it nailed.

0:54:520:54:55

I do love Tom to bits, yeah, so I'm really, really proud that I can call him my brother-in-law, oh, my God.

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-My brother-in-law.

-I think he's done everything beautifully.

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I couldn't be any prouder of him.

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My brother is, without a shadow of a doubt, my best friend in the world.

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And all his strengths, I think, have come through in Technicolor.

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I was so worried you were going to have me on Clevedon Pier,

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-or something, with like, fish and chips, and a big tent.

-A tent?

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Now, who would have thought of that?

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# When I'm feeling blue

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# All I have to do Is take a look at you.

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# Then I'm not so blue

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# When you're close to me... #

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I'm not going to congratulate myself, pat myself on the back and go,

0:55:440:55:47

"Wow, I'm amazing." But... But...wow, what a job, eh?

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-Oh, my God, you've really, really gone all out.

-Yeah.

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I love you so much.

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Next time, Simon and Keighley.

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She's going to kill me. Vegas, baby!

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I don't want no tack, nothing trashy.

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-If I get that wrong, she'll go ape.

-Get me on the phone, I'll tell him what a bitch is.

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-Pissed off isn't the word.

-Oh, God, I've screwed up.

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Why would the man I love do this?

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He's spoilt her wedding day.

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You've absolutely broken my heart.

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