Ian and Reanna Don't Tell the Bride


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Hold on to your hats.

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Don't Tell The Bride is back.

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-What do you think?

-You look really nice.

-Do I?

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Only the bravest of brides...

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Oh, I'm really scared.

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..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life...

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-alone.

-She's going to love it, I know she is. She'll probably kill me.

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The grooms get £12,000.

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No strippers.

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And the brides get no say in how it's spent.

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With a million ways to splash the cash...

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I got married on a battleship.

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Black to Vegas, baby.

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..and a million things to organise...

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-I don't know what she wants.

-This is well stressing me out.

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..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks?

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I can't do it.

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And will it be for better?

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-SQUEALS

-Or for worse?

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After 10 minutes, I want to get it off.

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-You've ripped the whole family apart.

-GROWLS

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This is hell on earth.

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Tonight the pressure is on for sailor, Ian, to deliver

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a big fat Greek wedding for his bride Reanna.

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It'll be quite controversial.

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Will he make all the wrong decisions?

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-It's risky.

-It is risky.

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This wedding seems to be turning out a bit different anyway.

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-Can he rely on his best man?

-Yeah, I don't really care.

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Am I bothered? I just like seeing it get done.

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And will he remember he has to please not only his bride

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but her large Greek family too.

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If he doesn't deliver then he's not the man we thought he was.

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Can this man give this woman the wedding of her dreams?

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No, I feel ridiculous.

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-This isn't, so not Greek.

-I can't believe it.

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Oh no!

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Today, 27-year-old Ian

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is moving out of the house that he shares

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with 26 year old fiancee Reanna

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in Coulsdon, Surrey.

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Yes! Closed.

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The couple met at university and have been inseparable ever since.

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'We just hit it off straightaway'

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and from there, you know, we just loved each other from the start, really.

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After they graduated, Reanna decided to study fashion while Ian worked as a bar manager.

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I was working 70/80 hours a week I think it was.

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He used to fall asleep on the tube home and it was a Circle Line

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so he just used to go round and round and round.

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So he decided to retrain for a career in the Merchant Navy.

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'When I'm trained and got all my qualifications,'

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I should be the one in charge, sailing the ship, eventually.

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And the prospect of being apart for long periods propelled Ian to pop the question.

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He got down on one knee

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-and got out a little Tiffany box and got the ring out.

-I didn't get down on one knee.

-You did.

-Didn't.

-Did.

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Ian retraining for a new career

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means that Reanna's dream wedding is pie-in-the-sky.

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We'd love to get married but we just haven't got the money at the minute.

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So they're currently living with Reanna's parents.

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Reanna's dad Theo is Greek Cypriot and wants a big Greek wedding for his only daughter.

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Poor Ian's lived with us now for a while and he knows what we expect.

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We expect high standards and we expect some good Greek parts in the wedding.

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So when it comes to the big day, Ian has more than just his bride to please.

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'In Greek Cypriot culture, the wedding isn't just about the couple'

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it's about a huge party where everyone has an amazing time, not just the couple.

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Difficult enough pleasing Reanna, let alone the huge Greek family as well.

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Reanna now works for a shoe brand and with her fashion expertise

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Ian will have to be on his mettle when he chooses her dress.

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'This is a risk I'm taking'

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because there's a chance he'll get it wrong and it won't be perfect.

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Because Reanna works in fashion it's going to be pretty tricky choosing her wedding dress I reckon.

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'But if it really is something'

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I'm not comfortable in it'll ruin the day.

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But when it comes to fashion sense the only thing Ian has is a distinct lack of it.

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-It's a bit Essex.

-There's nothing wrong with that.

-That is just Essex chav.

-I love that.

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Do you know what else you'd have with that? "I want to be like David Beckham" headband. That's not good.

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I've tried buying things for Reanna in the past and, er...

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I get it pretty wrong.

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I think his brain just goes into overdrive and like a fuse goes in it

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and he can't decide what to do, so he just chooses anything in the end.

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It's time for the couple to say goodbye.

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-I love you so much.

-I love you too.

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See you in three weeks, yeah? OK?

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I'll just go otherwise I'll get upset.

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-Love you.

-I love you.

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The next time they see each other will be at the altar.

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It seems really real now.

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For the next three weeks,

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Ian will be staying on the Kent coast with his dad, Pete.

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-How are you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

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-Reanna was a bit emotional.

-Was she?

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-Well she was all right but you know what she's like.

-She must be getting used to it now,

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-with the ships and stuff.

-I know, I know.

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It'll be all right I think.

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Bit nervous, you know, but I reckon it'll be all right.

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Fortunately Ian's not going to be steering this wedding ship alone.

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Helping him stay on course will be first mate and childhood chum, Neil.

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-Hello, pal.

-But Neil's a builder, not a wedding planner.

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-Yeah, one of them.

-Busy day.

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Ian gets a bit stressed out but I can't imagine getting stressed out, get a few beers in me,

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I'll be nice and happy as Larry, really.

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The first thing we need is a venue, don't we? Have a look on the Internet.

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-I don't even know what we're looking at, what is this?

-A fishing shack.

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-Do they actually do the wedding in the barn as well?

-Ian's already thinking left-field.

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-Also used for regular events.

-A very British backdrop.

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Brilliant for a Greek wedding(!)

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Do you know what, I'm bored already.

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-I've got to tell ya. I can't be bothered.

-Well, someone's got to be bothered.

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Captain Ian's got lots to do if he's to fulfil the expectations of Reanna's relatives.

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It's going to be a nightmare.

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At Auntie Anne's house in Croydon...

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Some bowls.

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..the bride-to-be is at a barbecue with her Greek Cypriot family.

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What have we got for main course?

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This is the way to a Greek's heart, food.

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My baby.

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Yes, I love you.

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The head of the family is Grandpa George.

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-I wanted Greek music. Where is the music?

-In there.

-Where?

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GREEK MUSIC PLAYS

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There have been several weddings in the family recently, including two of Reanna's cousins and her brother.

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A good Greek wedding is like a great song, you have to hit the notes.

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So the pressure is on Ian to give the family the wedding they want.

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He's going to have to remember very importantly, first of all, the music.

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The music to a Greek wedding is very important.

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'If there's no Greek band, if there's no Greek music'

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we'll be very disappointed, because that's what Greek culture is all about.

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I hope Ian is on a mission here.

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We really want a Greek traditional wedding, Ian.

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You claim you're a Greek husband to be, show us what you can do.

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-Oh, my God.

-Here's the rain coming.

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After living with his in-laws for a year Ian's been well briefed

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and knows he needs to book a Greek band.

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Do you want to hear their music?

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GREEK MUSIC PLAYS This is the music.

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-Can you hear that?

-Yeah, fantastic.

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IAN CHUCKLES

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I'm really looking forward to it.

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-Lovely, isn't it?

-You can turn it off now.

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I don't know if it's good or bad. It just sounds the same to me, to be honest.

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-Is it essential that we have a Greek band?

-If we don't have a Greek band, it's not a Greek wedding.

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If there's no Greek dancing, we haven't got the money pinning.

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As Ian knows from cousin George's wedding, a Greek band is essential

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for the bride and groom's traditional money-pinning dance.

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'The money-pinning dance is an old Greek custom.'

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Instead of giving presents, families would give money.

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'When you look at the groom and the bride and there's money pinned from head to toe,

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'and you can't see the wedding dress or the suit,'

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it's a good way of giving someone a start in married life.

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But this family only trusts ONE band.

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'Traditionally we've used the same Greek band and they were very good,'

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so they're tried and tested. There's a fear of having a poor Greek band and it'll be a letdown.

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He'll have to try and track them down or it'll break with tradition and it'll be quite controversial.

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I think the family band are really unreliable and if they don't turn up I'm screwed, really.

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I want someone reliable.

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I'm just going to try and find a few others.

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Ian risks the wrath of Reanna's family and calls a different Greek band.

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All right, brilliant. OK. Cheers, mate.

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One of the Greek bands, apparently, is free.

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Well, just book them.

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-Do you think I should also ring the family band as well?

-Oh, yeah, definitely ring the family one

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because you might upset people if you don't.

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Answer your phones! God!

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At the end of day three, the boys don't have a venue and they can't get hold of the elusive family band.

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No answer.

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Nice work, lads(!)

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-Next day, and the boys are finally on the venue hunt.

-It's just up there. Look.

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They're in London to check out a medieval crypt below a pub.

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-Good news or bad news?

-Crypt is gone.

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-Crypt is gone?

-Yeah.

-Oh.

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-We've got the restaurant as an option. Let me show you.

-Can I have a look?

-Yeah.

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So they take a look at what IS available.

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But it's not ideal.

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-That's quite nice.

-We need space for all the Greek dancing.

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Not much room for high kicks in here.

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GREEK MUSIC PLAYS

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Yie-yie!

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There's probably other places to get married but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

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The boys venue plans may have been scuttled

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but the bride knows exactly where she'd like to tie the knot.

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# Zadok the priest... #

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Reanna accompanied by chief bridesmaid Lynsey is visiting her local church in Surrey -

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-St Margaret's.

-Oh, wow.

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-This is really nice.

-It's beautiful, isn't it?

-It's really beautiful.

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-It's special because me and Ian walk past here every day.

-Yeah.

-It's cute. We always comment on it.

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-# ..Anointed Solomon king... #

-So what are the chances

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of Ian booking a church for your wedding?

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He's going to be so stressed that I think a church is going to be far from his mind, to be honest.

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-Do you reckon it'd make it more meaningful?

-It would seal the deal a bit more.

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I think it would strike the fear of God into Ian, we're married now - forever.

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Mm, forever is a very long time.

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The boys have come up with another possible venue. But it's not in the country

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and it's not a church.

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-It'll be a right surprise.

-It'll be a surprise.

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The boys have an appointment at an unusual venue on the Thames.

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-AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:

-Can you guess what it is yet?

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-Even just walking down here.

-She wouldn't have a clue, would she?

-She wouldn't realise that's the place...

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-The last place she'd look.

-..she's getting married on.

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Could Ian be on to something?

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Reanna is in Brighton, dreaming of a reception by the water.

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Oh, my God, it's so nice.

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It's beautiful, isn't it?

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It's just like a dream nautical setting.

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Do you really want a nautical theme?

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Yeah. And Ian's a sailor so it's perfect, you know what I mean?

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Do you reckon he'll pick somewhere by the sea?

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I just don't think we can predict what Ian and Neil are going to choose.

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Yeah, I got married on a battleship.

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She'd never suspect that.

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-It's crazy, actually.

-It is a crazy idea.

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Nautical it may be but an 11,500 tonne battleship isn't exactly what the bride had in mind.

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'The thing is with Ian, is he's likely just to go the opposite'

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of what I like and go really weird.

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We can have a little teaser and show you the sick bay.

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-Yeah, please.

-So bit of a macabre scene.

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HMS Belfast boasts an exhibition of mannequins showing life on board during wartime.

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It's more house of horrors than seaside chic.

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At least it'll be a surprise, whatever it is.

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So, welcome to the ship's company dining hall.

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-Wow.

-It's pretty big, isn't it?

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Have you any colour theme in mind?

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Blue.

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It is going to be blue. That's what it will be.

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Reanna wants her reception in a stylish seaside hotel.

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This is the Dome ballroom. As you can see, it's a really gorgeous,

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-light room.

-It's absolutely stunning.

-That's pretty amazing.

-What do you think about the high ceiling?

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That sense of light coming through those windows is amazing.

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There's not much natural light in the bowels of the ship.

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We've got all the lights on.

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It can be much more ambient than this, you want to create that drama, that presence

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for your bride to come up the aisle with.

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It got like all the nice like fireplaces as well.

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Yeah, original features. Look at that chandelier. I love it, I love that it's made up of wine glasses.

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It's incredible. So quirky but really still elegant.

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You'll notice we've got the rivets feature in the walls, the pipe work,

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this was pretty much exactly how it looked.

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Industrial type look.

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The flooring is great because it's wooden. I hate carpets, they remind me of gyms and sports club.

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-Or maybe an officer's mess?

-This is quite nice, isn't it?

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-Like an old gentleman's club.

-This is the old officer's mess.

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We'd have the drinks here?

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-Yes, absolutely.

-That made Neil's ears prick up.

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Reanna imagines her guests gathering in the hotel bistro.

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It will be so nice for welcome drinks because it's got that kind of rustic vintagey 1950s feel to it.

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-Yeah, I like it.

-I like it.

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I like it because it's so unusual.

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It's not really the normal thing to do, is it?

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It's just got soul. It's just my ideal place.

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I just wish he'd pick it and we could have the wedding here. But...

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-It's a bit out there.

-It's a bit weird.

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No, yeah.

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-Best one so far.

-Definite maybe.

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The boys only have one more place to see on their random list of possible venues.

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-An eco-lodge in Kent.

-It's lovely.

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So this is the reception bit.

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-Yes.

-I love this roof.

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-I like that.

-Beautiful views of the garden.

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-Ah, brilliant.

-That is great.

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I like the floor.

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Really bright as well. It's really bright in here.

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So different to other venues because every venue is dark.

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-And this is so light, it's so different.

-Yeah.

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It's got a high ceilings, wooden floors and natural light that Reanna loves.

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So what do you think so far?

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It's so different.

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It is. I actually really, really like it.

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-I'm impressed.

-I am. I am impressed.

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Very impressed.

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Any closer to choosing the venue, what do you think about today?

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Ian has to choose between a pub, a battleship and an eco-lodge.

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So what will it be?

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Out of the three.

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-HMS Belfast...

-Yep.

-It's the maddest place I've ever looked at.

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I wouldn't mind it, having it on the ship. That's what I love.

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Done, relief.

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Jesus, man.

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Finally got over that first hurdle, man. It's all easy from now on, you know?

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So Ian spends £6,000, half his budget, on HMS Belfast.

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Here's hoping the bride's a fan of the mark 23 gun turret.

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Lynsey and Reanna are catching up with Reanna's Auntie Anne.

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I hope he's got a decent venue.

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But what would happen if it was absolutely awful when you walked into it? What would you do?

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Well and just have to have a really large drink and

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have a shot of tequila and get so drunk I'll pretend like I'm not there.

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How important is the Greek band to you?

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I really hope he gets the normal band that all the family use.

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Do you think Ian knows how important this band is?

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-No.

-God, no, I don't think so.

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I hope so. I don't know.

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It's all right, I'm just going to book a Greek band now, I'm past caring about the blooming Greek band.

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I'm doing the Greek thing and I'm happy to do the Greek thing but I'm going to do it my way.

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So I'm going to go with the band I've found.

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So if he doesn't get the band he's out.

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It's a bit of a risk, but I've decided I'm going to take that risk.

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It'll just cause such controversy.

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Brilliant. OK, cheers, thank you. See you.

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Nightmare. Absolute nightmare.

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Greek band booked.

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So, at the end of week one Ian's made some brave decisions.

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He's spent a total of £7,500 on a battleship and the wrong Greek band.

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The boys head off to Canterbury to hit the shops.

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No one's going to come to this strange wedding on a battleship unless they get an invitation.

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-That is boring.

-It's just an invitation, mate.

0:18:200:18:23

You don't need to worry about it too much, do you?

0:18:230:18:26

-This sort of stuff.

-Oh, wicked, Banksy stuff.

0:18:270:18:30

Is a bit mad isn't it?

0:18:300:18:32

I think it's a good idea, go for it.

0:18:320:18:34

All right. Let's get a selection.

0:18:340:18:36

It's a bizarre choice of invite, but the best man's not bothered.

0:18:360:18:39

It's done now, we've made a decision, I like it.

0:18:390:18:43

I like that. Let's just get them.

0:18:430:18:45

Don't even look any more.

0:18:450:18:47

They're different. This wedding seems to be turning out different anyway.

0:18:490:18:52

-We're getting married on a weird and different...

-I like it getting done.

0:18:520:18:56

In blissful ignorance of Ian's decisions so far,

0:18:570:19:00

Reanna, with her mum and Auntie Anne, is on a mission to find her dream dress.

0:19:000:19:05

What about that one with the nice buttons at the back?

0:19:050:19:07

No.

0:19:070:19:10

But this fashion savvy bride isn't going to be happy with just any old frock.

0:19:100:19:13

That's quite nice. No?

0:19:130:19:16

What about them, they're lovely.

0:19:160:19:18

I know what I don't want, I really know what I do want.

0:19:180:19:20

What about this one, it's halter-neck.

0:19:200:19:22

-That's nothing I'd normally go for.

-This one?

-It's so big. I don't think I could wear it.

0:19:220:19:28

There you go.

0:19:280:19:29

I like the whole feel of it but it's not me.

0:19:290:19:31

Can we see you try one on. They look different once you've got them on.

0:19:310:19:35

Stunning. Turn around.

0:19:370:19:39

I could never, ever wear anything like this.

0:19:390:19:42

-What about if it was shorter?

-No, I'd feel ridiculous.

0:19:420:19:45

Is that the one that was in the window?

0:19:450:19:48

Yeah, I couldn't handle that train.

0:19:480:19:50

I'd just fall over.

0:19:500:19:52

I'm getting really worried now.

0:19:530:19:55

Beyond difficult, I don't know how he will do it.

0:19:550:19:58

-Beautiful.

-I don't think I really like wedding dresses. I just feel like a bit of a dickhead.

0:20:000:20:04

Oh, dear.

0:20:040:20:06

I look too wide.

0:20:080:20:10

-That is beautiful.

-Lovely.

-I look dumpy and short in it.

0:20:130:20:16

-Oh, for God's sake.

-You don't.

-Like a dumpy, little, short toilet roll.

0:20:160:20:20

I don't really know what type of wedding dress I want so I don't know how he's going to know.

0:20:200:20:25

Let's try that one.

0:20:250:20:27

I don't know, actually. That one, that one. What d'you think?

0:20:270:20:31

Can Ian do it? I really don't know.

0:20:310:20:34

If I had a dress that was wrong and I hate it and I felt uncomfortable in, I'd be so pissed off,

0:20:340:20:38

I wouldn't even want go to my own wedding.

0:20:380:20:41

Sounds like a mission impossible for Ian and Neil.

0:20:410:20:45

As they set out to buy a gown for the bride who hates wedding dresses.

0:20:450:20:51

Hello.

0:20:510:20:52

-Oh, hello.

-Hello. Are you all right?

0:20:520:20:54

-Do you need a wedding dress?

-Yeah, please.

0:20:540:20:56

Where do we start? I mean what do you think she should be in?

0:20:560:21:01

I, I, this is really difficult.

0:21:010:21:03

OK, let's start with what do you imagine her wearing?

0:21:030:21:06

God. What I really don't want is too much bling.

0:21:100:21:16

-Um.

-No bling?

0:21:160:21:18

That's not going to be easy in here.

0:21:180:21:21

-Is that too much in the way of...

-A little bit too much bling.

0:21:210:21:25

Again.

0:21:250:21:26

-Too blingy.

-Yeah, too blingy.

-Comes with or without this.

0:21:260:21:31

I don't know if it's just too much of a risk.

0:21:310:21:34

-She's going to wear it one day. Then she's going to put it in a box.

-It's a special day!

0:21:340:21:38

Oh, you're sick!

0:21:380:21:39

If she doesn't like it she's not going to be too happy.

0:21:390:21:41

-I actually like that top half.

-Like the top half.

0:21:450:21:48

Kind of the theme, you know.

0:21:480:21:50

-A little bit Titanic.

-So tell me about Titanic.

0:21:500:21:54

He's getting married on a battleship.

0:21:540:21:56

-Oh.

-I know, yeah, it's a bit random.

0:21:560:21:59

Boutique owner, Jean, picks up on Ian's nautical theme.

0:21:590:22:03

That would look very good on the deck.

0:22:030:22:06

-Would you be actually interested in something that's sort of like an oyster colour at all?

-Yeah.

0:22:070:22:13

I didn't even know they really go...

0:22:130:22:15

I'm just like... I'm so new to it I haven't a clue.

0:22:150:22:19

What's the colour scheme of your wedding?

0:22:190:22:21

For instance have you picked colours...

0:22:210:22:25

-Oh, no.

-For bridesmaids?

0:22:250:22:27

I don't know, I'm not sure yet.

0:22:270:22:28

Ian's struggling to make a decision and the bride has a bad feeling about what he's up to.

0:22:280:22:34

So how worried are you about the dress?

0:22:340:22:38

I don't know what I want from a dress myself so, like I haven't found a dream wedding dress.

0:22:380:22:42

-That's what scares me.

-You don't like wedding dresses.

0:22:420:22:45

-You know what she's like, she's so particular.

-Yeah.

0:22:450:22:48

If I really hate it...

0:22:480:22:50

I couldn't wear it, to be honest.

0:22:500:22:53

-You couldn't, or you wouldn't?

-Wouldn't.

0:22:530:22:57

-Are you feeling confident?

-It's all new to me.

-They all look the same to me.

0:22:570:23:01

We'll see.

0:23:010:23:02

I'm a bit worried.

0:23:020:23:03

I like the shape.

0:23:060:23:08

I think it's too much at the bottom.

0:23:080:23:09

I don't like the bottom, the bling either, in the middle.

0:23:090:23:12

-How about that?

-The bling.

-The bling.

0:23:120:23:16

I like the fit.

0:23:160:23:18

I just don't like the top.

0:23:180:23:20

You don't like the top?

0:23:200:23:22

Why?

0:23:220:23:25

I don't know why.

0:23:250:23:26

No.

0:23:280:23:29

-Just keep it easy. No.

-Yeah. OK.

0:23:290:23:31

I don't know about the lace.

0:23:310:23:33

No. I don't think the lace.

0:23:350:23:37

I actually like that. I do, do you?

0:23:390:23:41

Yeah, I do, yeah.

0:23:410:23:43

-It sort of fits in.

-Purely because of the venue.

0:23:430:23:46

On a battleship.

0:23:460:23:48

D'you know what I mean, it seems like a bit of a Titanic dress.

0:23:480:23:52

My horrific dress is something really low-cut and a bit slutty and it's got a lot of breast on show.

0:23:520:23:58

I think that will look really nice.

0:23:580:24:00

I mean there will be a bit of cleavage.

0:24:000:24:02

I think the top half will look awesome.

0:24:020:24:05

And kind of meringue-y, just going really out.

0:24:050:24:08

-The bottom, I think, would bother her, being so kind of...

-Odd.

0:24:080:24:12

My worst nightmare.

0:24:120:24:14

Perhaps a Conservative satin dress will float Reanna's boat.

0:24:140:24:19

I can just imagine him and Neil getting dress blur and going insane.

0:24:190:24:24

You can do this sort of thing where it's one strap.

0:24:240:24:27

I like that, now.

0:24:270:24:29

It's nice. It's safe. I like it with the strap on.

0:24:290:24:32

You'd like you with a strap on?

0:24:320:24:34

After over two hours of dress shopping it comes down to the low-cut fishtail Titanic dress.

0:24:370:24:45

Or the safe one shouldered satin number.

0:24:450:24:48

This is where it's getting difficult.

0:24:480:24:50

Let's choose. It's so hard.

0:24:500:24:52

Have you ever known Ian to make the wrong decision or not get it right?

0:24:520:24:55

If he takes too long to choose something he won't listen to anyone, he'll go a bit interior

0:24:550:25:00

and then deciding on something he thinks I love when it might be hideous.

0:25:000:25:06

-It's risky.

-It is risky but I actually really love it.

0:25:060:25:11

I just want to look amazing, and if I don't and it's like a really chavy dress.

0:25:110:25:15

I'm just going to throw a massive mood.

0:25:150:25:18

I like it, I like it.

0:25:180:25:20

-Yeah. Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:25:200:25:23

It's a sexier dress. It's a prettier dress.

0:25:230:25:26

It's sexier, yeah.

0:25:260:25:27

It's another bold decision by Captain Ian.

0:25:270:25:30

# You're here... #

0:25:300:25:34

But when Reanna sees he's gone for the Titanic dress will she get that sinking feeling?

0:25:340:25:39

I'm well chuffed now.

0:25:390:25:41

Thank God for that, eh?

0:25:430:25:45

At Reanna's house the invites have arrived.

0:25:510:25:54

It's a picture of a monkey.

0:25:580:26:00

"Reanna, you're invited to the wedding of Reanna Philippa

0:26:000:26:05

"and Ian Bowman on Saturday 22nd May at..."

0:26:050:26:07

I don't think I can tell anything from the wedding for this,

0:26:090:26:12

because obviously it's not going to be in a zoo.

0:26:120:26:15

But what will Mum and Dad think when they find out the wedding's on HMS Belfast?

0:26:170:26:23

-Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God!

0:26:230:26:24

-Is this real?

-I can't believe it.

0:26:260:26:28

I'm gobsmacked. I didn't expect this.

0:26:280:26:29

I've not been to a wedding on a ship before.

0:26:290:26:33

This is so not Greek, isn't it?

0:26:330:26:36

Back in Broadstairs, the boys are on a mission to get their suits.

0:26:380:26:42

Well, Ian's on a mission. And his first mate?

0:26:440:26:46

Am I bothered? I'm not bothered, no.

0:26:460:26:49

Not at the moment.

0:26:490:26:52

Maybe later on when we've done another four hours of buying a suit

0:26:520:26:57

-I might have the arse.

-Curb your enthusiasm.

0:26:570:27:01

-How can I help you guys?

-We're after suits for a wedding.

0:27:030:27:05

-Ah, OK.

-Very slim fitting suits.

0:27:050:27:08

Ian get's stuck in while Mr Enthusiastic takes a back seat.

0:27:080:27:11

-Skinny tie.

-Don't really care.

0:27:110:27:13

Just get it over and done with.

0:27:130:27:16

I don't care, whatever you think, we'll go with it.

0:27:160:27:19

Cheer up!

0:27:190:27:21

It looks like Pulp Fiction to me, that's all I can think of.

0:27:230:27:26

Neil reckons he's got what it takes to pull off the look.

0:27:260:27:30

Can you put some trousers on?

0:27:320:27:33

He asks for a pair with a 32 inch waist.

0:27:330:27:37

Maybe I'm a 34.

0:27:400:27:42

Shit, you are a 34, aren't you.

0:27:450:27:48

-Shit.

-It's going to burst.

-Yeah, we'll get you a size up.

0:27:480:27:53

Next he tries on a 34.

0:27:530:27:55

I think you are actually a 36.

0:27:580:28:01

-Try a 36.

-Keep going, mate.

0:28:010:28:04

-It's them takeaways, Neil.

-36.

0:28:040:28:07

I think you should try 38.

0:28:070:28:09

This is going to be embarrassing. I can't bend.

0:28:090:28:13

Could you assume the drinking position?

0:28:160:28:18

Here I'll rest it on my belly.

0:28:180:28:19

-Happy?

-Yeah, I like it a lot.

0:28:210:28:23

We'll have it.

0:28:230:28:25

I make this shit look good.

0:28:250:28:27

They've got the suits but Neil's worked up an appetite.

0:28:270:28:32

Two sausage rolls and two pasties, I'll have you know.

0:28:330:28:35

At this rate he'll be needing a 38-inch waist come the wedding.

0:28:350:28:39

Captain Ian needs to buy bridesmaids' dresses to go with his nautical theme.

0:28:450:28:49

But will bridesmaids Lynsey and Carly get on board with his colour scheme?

0:28:490:28:54

As long as they don't take a long time because I haven't got much patience for clothes shopping.

0:28:540:28:59

I'll be like, I like this and I like that.

0:28:590:29:01

He'll be like, "Just bloody pick something."

0:29:010:29:03

-All right, girls?

-Hi.

0:29:030:29:06

All right then. Brief.

0:29:060:29:08

I just want them to look really nice, sophisticated, blue, navy blue.

0:29:080:29:12

All nice and sort of plain.

0:29:120:29:14

They hit the rails but navy is not floating their boat.

0:29:170:29:21

-Ian.

-It isn't navy, don't waste your time. Blue.

0:29:210:29:25

That's not navy blue.

0:29:250:29:27

-What about...?

-No.

0:29:270:29:29

You definitely don't want to change colour? You definitely want to be navy?

0:29:290:29:32

The colour scheme is sort of white and blue.

0:29:320:29:35

Oh, no!

0:29:350:29:37

I think it's more of a problem for them.

0:29:380:29:40

They seem to be making it a bit of an issue. But it's all right.

0:29:400:29:43

-The girls are ignoring Ian's brief.

-What do you think about this one?

0:29:430:29:47

It's really pretty.

0:29:470:29:48

I think this one is gorgeous, yeah?

0:29:480:29:51

-Definitely.

-I know it's not navy blue...

0:29:510:29:54

-I'm warming to it.

-Love it!

0:29:540:29:57

-And they're getting away with it.

-That one.

-Bring them along.

0:29:570:30:00

-What about that one there?

-Bring it along.

0:30:000:30:02

Yeah, yeah. That's nice. Just add it to the pile.

0:30:020:30:05

Ian's a defeated man.

0:30:050:30:09

-It's a bit nightdressy.

-Yeah, I know.

0:30:110:30:13

Ian...?

0:30:130:30:15

-Bad.

-I've actually got Mary in it.

0:30:150:30:18

-Ah, man...!

-Who chose this?

0:30:220:30:24

-What do you think?

-If you like them and that...

0:30:280:30:31

-I'm not in love with them.

-You're not in love with them?

0:30:310:30:34

-Out of all of them, they feel the most...

-Out of all of them, they're best by far.

0:30:340:30:37

If you want to go and have a look, see if there's any other ones, by all means do.

0:30:370:30:42

I suppose we could do. Right.

0:30:420:30:45

Unable to agree on a dress, the bridesmaids hit the rails one last time.

0:30:470:30:53

There's two of them, so they're always going to have different opinions.

0:30:530:30:57

-Do you like that?

-Mm, a bit too spangly.

0:30:570:31:00

Maybe it's a bit too girlie-girlie.

0:31:000:31:02

It's a bit...puffy, though, isn't it?

0:31:020:31:04

For BLEEP sake.

0:31:040:31:06

That's why I never come shopping.

0:31:080:31:10

It is really tight.

0:31:100:31:13

I quite like them.

0:31:130:31:16

-I feel a bit too sexy, rather than...

-Oh, dear!

0:31:160:31:19

They're quite nice.

0:31:190:31:21

I feel like I'm in a nightie.

0:31:210:31:23

We've been here for about three hours.

0:31:230:31:25

This is a bit too casual, isn't it?

0:31:250:31:27

Too casual. Would have been better if Neil was here, I think.

0:31:270:31:31

These are quite cute, though.

0:31:310:31:33

How's it looking?

0:31:330:31:35

These are quite cute.

0:31:350:31:37

They might be the right colour, but they're not exactly bridesmaidy.

0:31:370:31:40

I like them.

0:31:400:31:41

It goes with the nautical, if you got some really nice court shoes and some flowers.

0:31:410:31:45

-I think they'd fit in quite well. Go for that.

-Yeah?

0:31:450:31:48

-Cool.

-Decision made.

0:31:480:31:50

What will Ian's fashionista bride make of his random choice of a smock dress with zip front?

0:31:500:31:56

They're girls, aren't they? And when you've got two girls, together, it's going to take a long time.

0:31:560:32:02

But I'm actually quite happy with it. It's not weddingy at all.

0:32:020:32:06

On a roll, Ian spends £385 on a registrar...

0:32:100:32:14

I'm glad I'm not getting married there.

0:32:140:32:18

-..750 on flowers...

-Tell us, Fowley, what is it?

0:32:180:32:22

Mate, I'm not... I'm just letting you go with this one.

0:32:220:32:25

..and 800 on a photographer.

0:32:280:32:30

It's not a fake wedding, I promise.

0:32:300:32:32

It's a normal wedding. It's just quick.

0:32:320:32:35

So, with a week to go, Ian's spent £11,500 of his budget.

0:32:350:32:41

He's booked the wrong band, bought a risky wedding dress,

0:32:410:32:45

and chosen a very British battleship for a big Greek wedding.

0:32:450:32:50

The menu's a bit expensive.

0:32:500:32:52

And it's causing a lot of problems, logistically.

0:32:530:32:57

I might have gone a little too far with the money on that.

0:33:000:33:03

But I'll work with it.

0:33:070:33:09

It'll be all right. I'll make some cutbacks in other places.

0:33:090:33:13

He's got just £500 left, and still needs to pay for the hen night, stag do and rings.

0:33:140:33:21

But there's one thing he's not prepared to skimp on, even though he's strapped.

0:33:230:33:28

Shoes.

0:33:280:33:31

Reanna's shoes.

0:33:310:33:33

-I don't care.

-For a change!

0:33:330:33:36

You decide. They don't have to be expensive, do they?

0:33:360:33:40

Kitten heels or high-heeled, four-inch - I don't care.

0:33:400:33:43

You've got something in mind?

0:33:430:33:45

Are they over £300?

0:33:450:33:47

You're a mug.

0:33:490:33:52

I'm getting a hired suit and she's getting £300 shoes?

0:33:520:33:57

All right, move on.

0:33:570:33:59

What have you got set for the hen do?

0:33:590:34:03

Make-up lessons for the big day!

0:34:030:34:05

In a cunning move, Ian is giving the girls a makeover for their hen do.

0:34:070:34:11

Start in the centre of the face, and then take it out.

0:34:110:34:14

He's run out of money for a make-up artist on the day, so they've got to learn how to do it themselves.

0:34:140:34:19

So just apply it to the apple of your cheek. It gives you that really nice, fresh-faced look.

0:34:190:34:24

I just feel like...ah, ah!

0:34:240:34:25

There's no budget left for a stag, so the boys are staying in.

0:34:250:34:31

Aah...

0:34:310:34:33

Is that your stomach?

0:34:330:34:36

Huh? You're hearing my stomach? Yeah.

0:34:360:34:39

I need that Indian.

0:34:390:34:41

Hi there. Can I order a takeaway, please?

0:34:410:34:43

At Auntie Anne's, Reanna and the girls are ready for their hen night.

0:34:430:34:48

-Quickest I've ever got ready.

-Are you ready?

0:34:480:34:51

-Has he arranged transport?

-Nope.

0:34:510:34:55

We're going to drive.

0:34:550:34:56

Some of us are going to drive.

0:34:560:34:58

And your dad's kindly stayed behind to give some of the girls a lift.

0:34:580:35:02

-So it's not a problem.

-Quick thinking, Auntie.

0:35:020:35:06

With the budget spent and Dad playing cabbie, the girls make their own way into town.

0:35:060:35:12

Bit annoyed that we had to get our own transport, but...

0:35:150:35:19

I think he might have just had too much on his mind. I'm not sure.

0:35:190:35:22

I just thought taxis but maybe Reanna was thinking, "Oh, it's a really swish car."

0:35:220:35:26

But hopefully he would have organised some transport for the wedding.

0:35:260:35:31

Not only did Ian not book any transport...

0:35:310:35:34

He's paying for a round of drinks.

0:35:340:35:38

..but he's not paying for dinner, either.

0:35:380:35:41

The budget's obviously a bit tight.

0:35:410:35:44

I wonder why the budget's tight!

0:35:440:35:47

Perhaps he shouldn't have spent half of it on a battleship.

0:35:470:35:50

As Ian is paying for a round of drinks,

0:35:500:35:52

I think it'll have to be bottles of champagne all round.

0:35:520:35:55

Ian would choke on his curry if he knew one round of drinks was costing him 164 quid.

0:36:020:36:08

-Look at her! How much has she had to drink?

-Oh, yeah.

0:36:080:36:11

Looks like the girls have got the last laugh.

0:36:140:36:18

Reanna's off to check out wedding rings.

0:36:210:36:24

I'd like something platinum, quiet luxury-ish, and just

0:36:240:36:27

timeless, yeah.

0:36:270:36:30

-The boys are shopping, too. But they're not headed to Cartier.

-We haven't got a lot of budget left.

0:36:320:36:37

-That's why we're at Argos.

-That's why we're at Argos.

0:36:370:36:40

Do you realise how cheap you look?

0:36:400:36:42

That platinum band is nice.

0:36:420:36:45

It's one of the most meaningful symbols you can have in a wedding,

0:36:450:36:48

so I think Ian should dedicate...a grand for two rings.

0:36:480:36:52

I think that's quite reasonable.

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£27.98 later...

0:36:570:37:01

-Ready for this?

-What is that?

0:37:010:37:04

I don't think it's tight. I think it's...managing your money.

0:37:060:37:10

If he got something really, really cheap, I'm not going to wear it.

0:37:100:37:17

-This does the job. It's fine.

-It doesn't say Argos on it anywhere.

0:37:180:37:21

I know. It's a nice box as well, isn't it?

0:37:210:37:24

It's the day before the wedding, and the moment that the bride who hates wedding dresses has been dreading.

0:37:310:37:39

-Hi!

-Hi, I'm Reanna.

0:37:390:37:41

Nice to meet you.

0:37:410:37:43

Come on in, then. So do you want to try the dress on today?

0:37:430:37:46

Yeah. Very scared.

0:37:460:37:47

Come on, let's go downstairs.

0:37:470:37:49

If there's one thing Reanna didn't want, it was a low-cut neckline and a big skirt.

0:37:490:37:55

So will Ian's fishtail Titanic dress float her boat, or send her overboard?

0:37:550:38:01

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-OK. I'll just find it.

0:38:020:38:05

Ah...

0:38:100:38:11

I think it's gorgeous! What do you reckon?

0:38:140:38:16

Would you like to see the back?

0:38:160:38:19

I just want to see what the thing in the middle looks like.

0:38:250:38:28

I don't know what these straps are going to look like, on.

0:38:280:38:31

-Sorry, I can't wait...

-She's going!

0:38:340:38:36

-Oh!

-Oh! It's gorgeous!

0:38:460:38:48

I love it so much.

0:38:500:38:53

-It's lovely.

-I love it.

0:38:530:38:55

-It is absolutely beautiful.

-Do you like it?

0:38:550:38:57

-Amazing.

-Do I look thin?

0:38:570:39:00

-Very.

-You look super skinny. You look a size zero.

0:39:000:39:02

It's beautiful.

0:39:020:39:04

Perfect. Made to order. You look so beautiful in it.

0:39:040:39:07

When I saw it at first I was a bit worried, because I was like...

0:39:070:39:10

It was just something I'd never go for, because it's quite ruffley, but on, it's just...

0:39:100:39:15

It's absolutely amazing! It's incredible!

0:39:150:39:19

-And it's a wedding dress!

-I know, yeah!

0:39:190:39:21

I couldn't do this, so Ian did it.

0:39:210:39:23

-I couldn't find it. I couldn't.

-No.

0:39:230:39:26

He's better than me.

0:39:260:39:27

He's the fashionista.

0:39:270:39:29

I'm going to cry!

0:39:360:39:38

-Can I take this off and see what it looks like somewhere else?

-Yeah.

0:39:380:39:41

-I can't believe he chose this.

-It's glamorous.

0:39:430:39:46

-It's so romantic.

-It's beautiful.

0:39:460:39:48

I feel like I can just relax now. I feel like I've just been...

0:39:480:39:51

Oh, God!

0:39:510:39:53

I love how I can move and I'll be able to dance in it,

0:39:530:39:56

and, like, party the night away, but it's still so bridal.

0:39:560:40:00

God, it's just the biggest...nicest, happiest moment ever.

0:40:000:40:05

Against all the odds, Ian's Titanic dress is a massive hit.

0:40:050:40:11

I love Ian so much for doing this.

0:40:120:40:14

And Neil! Both of them. Bless them.

0:40:140:40:18

-Beautiful.

-I'd better take it off until tomorrow.

-Yeah.

0:40:180:40:21

-Yeah.

-Ooh, hello dress!

0:40:210:40:23

But there's one thing missing from the outfit.

0:40:230:40:26

I've got Reanna's shoes here.

0:40:280:40:30

For the bride who sells designer shoes, let's hope Ian's final £385 is money well spent.

0:40:350:40:42

Better had be the right ones.

0:40:470:40:49

It's the night before the wedding.

0:40:510:40:54

I'm going to marry Ian tomorrow.

0:40:540:40:58

I feel really excited and I feel sick with nerves.

0:40:580:41:01

I just want it to be special.

0:41:010:41:03

I mean, it's your wedding day, and we're only going to do this once, so...

0:41:030:41:07

I hope it's memorable.

0:41:070:41:09

She's not the only one who's anxious about what Ian's planned.

0:41:090:41:14

I'm feeling a bit nervous, actually.

0:41:140:41:17

I'd like to think it's all going to come together and Ian's remembered everything.

0:41:170:41:22

I hope he hasn't forgotten the Greek contingent.

0:41:220:41:25

I think the family, they're expecting something Greek to

0:41:250:41:29

come up, and we'll be looking for it, and hopefully it'll be there.

0:41:290:41:32

If it isn't there, we'll be harbouring a little bit of disappointment.

0:41:320:41:37

It's the morning of the wedding and the bride is feeling upbeat.

0:41:440:41:49

I'm just so excited to see him.

0:41:490:41:50

I've missed him so much.

0:41:500:41:52

I just hope I don't cry too much when I walk down the aisle.

0:41:520:41:56

She might well shed a tear when she sees her bargain basement wedding ring.

0:41:560:42:01

The really nice expensive rings!

0:42:010:42:03

If you lose them don't worry about it.

0:42:030:42:06

I'll guard them with my life, mate.

0:42:060:42:08

Not to mention the fact that she's about to get married on that battleship.

0:42:080:42:12

Oh, man, she wouldn't want to be falling in that dirty water!

0:42:120:42:15

That dress wouldn't look very white, would it?

0:42:150:42:19

Back at Auntie's Anne's,

0:42:200:42:22

the girls are putting their make-up training to good use.

0:42:220:42:25

Last bit for the dress - what else do you need?

0:42:310:42:34

Oh, my god!

0:42:340:42:38

Shoesies!

0:42:390:42:40

Oh, they are gorgeous!

0:42:430:42:46

SHE GASPS

0:42:460:42:49

I think she likes them.

0:42:490:42:51

They're beautiful, aren't they?

0:42:510:42:53

Look, it's got a little heart in!

0:42:530:42:56

-Beautiful.

-They're

-BLEEP

-awesome!

0:42:560:42:58

Oh, my God, they're amazing.

0:43:010:43:03

They are awesome.

0:43:030:43:06

He knows me too well, doesn't he?

0:43:060:43:08

This is amazing. They're just the most beautiful shoes I've seen in my life.

0:43:080:43:12

Did the Krispy Kreme doughnut delivery come?

0:43:140:43:17

-It has.

-That's my wedding cake.

0:43:170:43:19

Of course, this groom wouldn't go for a normal wedding cake.

0:43:190:43:22

Any thoughts as to what you're going to stack your doughnuts on?

0:43:220:43:25

Just one small problem...

0:43:250:43:28

I wish I had a large enough plate for you.

0:43:280:43:31

So, I think you're going to need to come up with a plan B.

0:43:310:43:35

We're just going to trek to the Hilton...

0:43:380:43:40

..and see if they've got a spare sort of plate, really.

0:43:400:43:44

-Like a platter.

-For the base of this doughnut tower.

0:43:440:43:46

And we'll see if we can borrow it for a few hours.

0:43:460:43:48

Things aren't exactly shipshape with the girls, either.

0:43:480:43:52

-Just absolutely awful.

-They're really creased.

0:43:520:43:55

It's just been in a bag, it looks like, for days. Stupid men.

0:43:550:43:59

The race is on to get the creases out of the bridesmaids' dresses.

0:43:590:44:03

Yeah, no, that's fine.

0:44:030:44:04

This bit's not fine.

0:44:040:44:06

Yeah, it's definitely come out loads.

0:44:060:44:09

Not enough, though.

0:44:090:44:11

-Well, just leave it.

-No, you can't leave that. It's awful.

0:44:110:44:14

-What do you reckon?

-I reckon you will get away with that.

0:44:140:44:17

-Yeah. Perfect, thank you so much.

-Right. One done, one to go.

0:44:170:44:21

We've borrowed a tray from the Hilton for a small deposit, so that's brilliant.

0:44:230:44:29

Thank God for that.

0:44:290:44:31

It's a bit manic. Do you know what?

0:44:330:44:34

At this point I'm not bothered.

0:44:340:44:37

The creases are out but what will Reanna make of the navy smocks?

0:44:370:44:42

-Oh! You look wicked!

-Do you like them?

0:44:460:44:50

You both look stunning. I like the shoes.

0:44:500:44:53

-Yeah. We chose them.

-The shoes are wicked.

0:44:530:44:55

We thought, you know, it would really blend.

0:44:550:44:58

-And we've got the same material, silk.

-Yeah.

0:44:580:45:00

I like the zip details. They're very modern, they're very cool.

0:45:000:45:03

-And your hair both goes with it really well.

-Yeah.

0:45:030:45:06

We all going in the same car?

0:45:060:45:09

The clock's ticking, and the girls have got to get going to London.

0:45:090:45:12

Oooh, it's a people carrier.

0:45:120:45:14

There's no limo for this bride.

0:45:170:45:19

I can't really sit down in it.

0:45:220:45:24

-Where are we going?

-We could be heading for an airport.

0:45:260:45:30

Do you know if anyone's ever got married on an open-top bus before?

0:45:340:45:38

It's London Bridge.

0:45:380:45:41

It could be any of the bridges, really.

0:45:410:45:45

Look, we're in the left hand lane. What does this mean, then? Yeah, no.

0:45:450:45:49

You OK? You're going to have a good day.

0:45:500:45:52

Talking to your shoe? I think it's really got to you now.

0:45:520:45:55

SHE SQUEALS

0:45:550:45:57

The guests are arriving, but there's no registrar.

0:46:010:46:06

Have you got a contact for Macy, your registrar?

0:46:060:46:10

-I'm aware that she's now about 15 minutes late.

-Right.

0:46:100:46:14

-We have to work out where she is.

-You got the number for the registrar?

0:46:140:46:17

I'm going to go and phone her. She's late.

0:46:200:46:22

You haven't got it, have you?

0:46:220:46:24

If the registrar doesn't make it soon, there's not going to be a wedding.

0:46:240:46:30

But the bride is already at Westminster Pier.

0:46:310:46:34

Where we going?

0:46:350:46:37

What are you thinking?

0:46:390:46:41

We're going in a boat. We're going in a boat.

0:46:410:46:43

We're getting married on the river. No!

0:46:430:46:46

Didn't you say nautical?

0:46:480:46:49

Reanna's going to make her entrance by motor launch.

0:46:520:46:56

SHE SQUEALS

0:46:560:46:58

This is mental!

0:46:580:47:01

I can't believe it! I'm just... This doesn't happen to people like me.

0:47:010:47:05

Hi, it's Neil from Ian's wedding.

0:47:050:47:08

-We're going to London Bridge!

-They're just at London Bridge now. OK, fantastic. OK, sure.

0:47:130:47:18

-Is that Tower Bridge?

-Tower Bridge.

0:47:180:47:20

Oh no, there's too many bridges, I'm going to get confused!

0:47:200:47:22

-All right, thank you.

-The registrar is three minutes away.

0:47:220:47:26

But so is Reanna.

0:47:260:47:29

-She's late.

-Oh, really?

-She's coming now.

0:47:290:47:32

As long as she makes it before Reanna does.

0:47:320:47:34

I can't see if that's them or not.

0:47:430:47:46

No, that's not coming this way, is it?

0:47:490:47:51

Oh, my God, you're not getting married on HMS Victory.

0:47:530:47:57

No, what is it? What's the boat called?

0:47:570:47:58

Oh, my God.

0:48:000:48:02

-Don't start crying.

-They're all on it!

0:48:060:48:10

All my people!

0:48:100:48:11

I thought we were going to a registry office! We're on HMS Belfast!

0:48:230:48:27

I want to go get married!

0:48:400:48:41

The registrar has made it on time.

0:48:440:48:49

Ladies and gentleman, can I ask you all to stand for entrance of the bride.

0:48:490:48:53

The moment's now come for these two persons to contract their marriage before you, their witnesses,

0:49:230:49:29

their family and friends.

0:49:290:49:30

-I call upon...

-These persons who are present...

0:49:320:49:35

-To witness....

-That I, Reanna Georgina Rita Phillippou...

0:49:350:49:38

-Ian Bowman....

-Take Ian Bowman...

-Take Reanna Rita Georgina

-Phillippou...

0:49:380:49:43

To be my lawful wedded husband...

0:49:430:49:45

-To be my lawful wedded wife.

-A wedding ring is the outward sign

0:49:450:49:50

of the lifelong promise you've just made to one another.

0:49:500:49:54

It's time for the 15 quid wedding ring.

0:49:540:49:57

It will get on!

0:49:590:50:01

It's on. I give you this ring as a token of my love.

0:50:050:50:10

I give you this ring as a token of my love.

0:50:100:50:12

You are now lawfully husband and wife.

0:50:120:50:16

I've got the most amazing husband in the world.

0:50:370:50:41

-I'm overjoyed that you've done this. It's so quirky and incredible, and I love you so much.

-Oh, thank you.

0:50:410:50:47

She's so happy. She so happy.

0:50:470:50:49

I've never seen her that happy since she was a little girl.

0:50:490:50:52

The wedding dress is probably proof that he's done a bit of a blinding job,

0:50:520:50:56

because Reanna loved it, and I know she's not a pushover when it comes to clothes.

0:50:560:51:01

I know Ian was sweating over how she would feel when she saw the dress, and she looked,

0:51:010:51:09

well, I wouldn't like to say, but I would.

0:51:090:51:12

So how is the unusual venue going down with the guests?

0:51:140:51:17

I must admit, it was a huge surprise.

0:51:190:51:21

I know Reanna and always thought North Corby, but this is taking it to a full-on extreme.

0:51:210:51:27

Krispy Kreme, oh my God!

0:51:270:51:28

Oh my God!

0:51:280:51:30

That's the most amazing wedding cake I've ever seen.

0:51:320:51:34

-Yeah, a lot of planning went into that.

-It looks like a mound.

0:51:340:51:38

-Let me show you.

-The floral decorations are amazing.

0:51:380:51:42

They're gorgeous. Did you do that?

0:51:420:51:44

-Yeah, of course.

-Look at all this stuff in the back.

0:51:440:51:46

Look at this. Look at this.

0:51:460:51:49

It actually opens, look.

0:51:530:51:55

It's like modern, but nautical. You look up and you've got this crazy ceiling. I love it.

0:51:580:52:04

It's cool, it's like industrial and weird.

0:52:040:52:07

I love it. It's so cute, it's like a little ship's cabin. It's wicked.

0:52:070:52:11

-Like the 1940s.

-Yeah. It's like The Shining.

0:52:110:52:15

Talking of horror movies, what will she make of those mannequins?

0:52:150:52:19

It turns out she's a fan.

0:52:210:52:24

This is my beautiful wife Reanna. I love her to bits. Absolutely love her to bits.

0:52:280:52:33

Let me say something about Neil, he hasn't made a single decision, yeah...

0:52:350:52:39

LAUGHTER

0:52:390:52:42

but he's really, really helped me.

0:52:420:52:46

I've known him for nearly 20 years, and in the last three weeks I found out I don't even like him.

0:52:460:52:52

-He's so selfish, but he's only here to please Reanna, and I think that is ultimate love.

-Cheers, darling!

0:52:520:52:59

Aunty Anne's sharp ears tell her all is not right with the entertainment.

0:53:070:53:11

It's not our usual band we have. It's a different band. It could be thumbs-up or thumbs-down.

0:53:130:53:20

So will the newcomers be able to win the Greek family over?

0:53:200:53:25

When we can tell is when people are happy, they are clapping, they are dancing, and they join together.

0:53:280:53:34

That is a Greek band.

0:53:340:53:36

GREEK MUSIC PLAYS

0:53:360:53:38

SINGING

0:53:420:53:46

-The Greek band actually are brilliant.

-They are very, very good.

0:54:010:54:05

Everybody's happy, everybody's clappy, everybody's dancing. It's wonderful.

0:54:050:54:10

I don't think we actually know what we were doing, but it's been brilliant.

0:54:270:54:31

Absolutely brilliant. The end result is this.

0:54:310:54:34

Look around, everybody's happy.

0:54:340:54:36

The band's got the crowd going, and now it's the moment

0:54:480:54:52

everyone's been waiting for - the money-pinning dance.

0:54:520:54:56

I have to say, Ian's more than the man I thought he was, because he's delivered. He's done it.

0:55:030:55:09

With all that cash, Reanna will be able to afford her dream platinum wedding ring after all.

0:55:130:55:19

Well, thank you, really.

0:55:270:55:28

I love you so much and I appreciate you so much and I never even dreamed

0:55:280:55:34

-that our wedding could be like this.

-There's no need to thank me.

-I do.

0:55:340:55:38

You're the most amazing person in the world.

0:55:380:55:40

-I'm the luckiest girl in the whole wide world.

-You know I'd do it anyway.

0:55:400:55:44

-Oh, shut up.

-I don't deserve you.

0:55:440:55:46

-Shut up.

-Thank you.

0:55:460:55:48

Next time, Tom and Lottie.

0:56:000:56:03

They are Mongolian tents, basically.

0:56:030:56:07

I want a dress that goes "Waaah!".

0:56:070:56:09

If she wants to put her chav bling on it, fine.

0:56:090:56:11

-I'm like that, get it off me.

-I think I'm losing the will to live.

0:56:110:56:14

It's way too plain, sunshine.

0:56:140:56:15

Ahh!

0:56:150:56:18

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:56:180:56:20

Oh, my God! He really doesn't know me at all, does he?

0:56:200:56:24

Please, I don't want to do it.

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