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Hold onto your hats. Don't Tell The Bride is back. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
LAUGHTER What do you think? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
-You look really nice. -Do I? | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Only the bravest of brides... | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
I'm really scared. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life... | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
alone. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
She's going to love it, but she'll probably kill me. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
The grooms get £12,000... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
No strippers! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
..and the brides get no say in how it's spent. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
With a million ways to splash the cash... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
I got married on a battleship! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Black for Vegas, baby. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
..and a million things to organise... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-I don't know what she wants. -It's well stressing me out. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
..can the guys pull it off in just three weeks? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
I can't do it. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
And will it be for better or for worse? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
-After 10 minutes, I want to get it off. -You've ripped the whole family apart! | 0:00:54 | 0:01:00 | |
This is hell on earth. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Tonight, joker Colin has got a sweet idea for his wedding to bride Sally. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:08 | |
Hello, everybody! My name is Willy Wonka. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
But will he realise it's a wedding, not a kid's birthday party he's planning? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
-What party is it you're going to? -Wedding. -Your wedding?! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
You tripping? You're getting married to the girl! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Will his pranks go too far for his bride? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Is he taking the piss? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
This is a disaster. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Will his chocolaty theme ultimately leave a bitter taste? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Can this man give this woman the most special day of her life? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
Now I've just somehow crossed the line. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Today, 24-year-old hair stylist Sally is leaving the Manchester home | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
she shares with 25-year-old fiance Colin. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
The fun-loving couple met in a club six years ago. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
She just looked dolled up, so I thought, "Mint. I want a bit of that." | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Basically. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
But they're worlds apart. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
We're very opposite. It's like peanut butter and jelly. We shouldn't go together but we do. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
Sally grew up in the affluent Manchester suburb of Whitefield. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Mine and Colin's upbringings are totally different. Mine was a suburban family, mum and dad, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:32 | |
brothers and sisters, happy, like the Waltons. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
It's a million miles away from Colin's childhood on the deprived estates of North Manchester. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:42 | |
When I was 10, my dad died. He borrowed money from the wrong people, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
so basically ended up getting murdered. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
It was just hard. I felt it was hard. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
His life could easily have gone down the wrong path. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Used to have gang wars. Another estate would come over, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
we'd cause a bit of mayhem. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
But meeting Sally helped Colin turn his life around. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
She helped me do my studies, and, you know, helped me finish off me degree, what I've done now. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:12 | |
He now works as a nursery nurse and youth worker. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
I grew up on estates and stuff... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Looking at her family has made me feel like that's what I want. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, come on! You can't buy that shot! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-It still looks creased. -It's them sort of pants. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
You've ironed them inside-out. It looks dirty as well. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
It's Sally who's the tough guy in this relationship. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Should've put a towel down. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
She's very demanding, and she has to get her own way. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Get me a towel. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
I'm nodding, I'll just do it. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-A clean towel. -HE SIGHS | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Good boy. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Colin, the nodding dog, isn't allowed to organise anything at home. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:54 | |
I have a book for everything, a file for everything. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
When he gets up in the morning, everything is set out for him to take | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
so he doesn't have to think about anything cos he'll forget it. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
But Mr Forgetful has another fatal flaw. He can't take anything seriously. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:10 | |
Colin is a permanent joker. Everything is a laugh. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Everything is funny. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
My friends think I'm absolutely crazy, letting Colin organise this wedding, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
cos it is so important to me. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
They are quite worried. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
If only they knew that Colin's already thinking outside the box. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
He's come up with an unusual theme for his big day. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Chocolate. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
All because she loves chocolates. When we go to these wedding things, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
she always talks about chocolate fountains, so I thought, "Aaah!" | 0:04:37 | 0:04:43 | |
And I can do a bit of fun and games over it as well. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
He has more affection than I actually do. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
If Colin gets this wrong, he will hear about it every day, off me and my mum, for the rest of his life. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
He will not live it down. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
It's time for the loved-up pair to part. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
I'm feeling quite sad, actually, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
to go today... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I don't want to go now. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
# It's not warm when she's away | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone... # | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
See you in three weeks, OK? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
# She's always gone too long, any time she goes away. # | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
See you in three weeks. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
# Any time she goes away. # | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
The biggest day of Sally's life is now in Colin's hands. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
Just going to miss her, really. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
That's all. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
HE SOBS | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I never thought I'd be this emotional. I never really cry. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
She was asking if I was going to cry. I was, like, "No." | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
God, what a soft-arse. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Across town, Sally is welcomed back into the family nest. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Come here. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
As Colin's posse arrives, in the shape of his two ushers | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
and best man Anthony. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
He'll be upset this morning, and then when his friends come, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
it'll be, "This is quite nice!" | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
It'll go straight to the back of his head. He'll totally forget I've left. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Right. That's Dean in the middle, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Mark, like my big bro, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
and then Juicer. We call him Juicer cos he has a lot of juice. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
The prospect of Anthony, or Juice, being Colin's best man | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
doesn't exactly thrill the bride. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Colin's best man is a big child. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Probably the only way to describe him. When they're together, they're just two big kids. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-Cheers, mate. -Cheers, mate. Aah! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
They've got no clue what goes into the organisation of a wedding, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
how long it takes to plan a wedding. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Sally knows what she would like her man to be doing on her first day away. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:32 | |
He should be organising the wedding. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Yeah, he should be getting best man and friends, | 0:07:34 | 0:07:39 | |
and they should be doing the list today. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-Yeah! -That was our ball! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Basically, it's just us getting together, playing a game, relaxing, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
without Sal coming and going "COLIN!" | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
We should have it done within two weeks. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
But they're the only ones who think so. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
-People are not confident. -Not confident, mate. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
People are not confident, from mothers to sisters to brothers to cousins. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-They think we're absolutely going to -BLEEP -it up, don't they? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
They think we'll spend all the money within a week and... | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Day two, and Colin and best man Juice finally get stuck into some serious planning. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:18 | |
My perfect wedding would be very traditional, very family-orientated, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
nothing over the top, very classic. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
See what they're going to put in. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
But that's just not Colin. He's determined | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
to pull off his Charlie And The Chocolate Factory theme. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
-You going to have golden tickets and dwarves? -Yeah. Golden tickets, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
the full works. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
I want to dress up in this purple suit and walk in | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
with the Willy Wonka guys and start doing a dance. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
I wouldn't like a theme, I find it can turn into a circus, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
and it takes away the focus of your wedding, your vows, that it's your day. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
So, no, I don't like themes at weddings. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Oompa Loompas aside, with 12 grand burning a hole in his back pocket, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
the sky's the limit. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
I swear to God, I really want to go in a helicopter. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
You want to go in a helicopter. So do I. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
When people wait for the bride to get out the car, I'll come like that... | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
I'll get out like that, like a celeb. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
But you're going to need somewhere to land that helicopter, Colin. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
First, we need to sort out a venue. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-We was just wondering, did you have the date available? -'I've got nothing, it's Bank Holiday weekend.' | 0:09:25 | 0:09:31 | |
'We already have one in on that day, and it's confirmed.' | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
I'm not going to get nowhere. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Keep the faith. Keep the faith. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Sally's always known where she wanted to get married, | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
ever since she was a bridesmaid for her parents at this church 21 years ago. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:47 | |
-It's beautiful. -Lovely, isn't it? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Do you remember? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Aww. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I wonder where I'll be going back to in 21 years. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
You'll be taking your children back, won't you? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
To see where you got married. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Maybe Sally will be bringing her kids back here. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
It is quite funky, innit? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
Colin's found a venue to fit his Willy Wonka theme. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
Quarry Bank Mill may not make chocolate, | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
but it is a factory. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
The venue has two banqueting suites that could accommodate Colin's big idea. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
MUSIC: Oompa Loompa theme | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
I think it fits the theme because obviously you've got the look, | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
it has the factory, so you could class this as your factory. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
By the time the lads have taken in the factory's impressive gardens, Colin is sold. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:47 | |
The factory's amazing. Looking at it, it's amazing, and it fits with everything. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
It's absolutely amazing. It's put, like, a little smile on my face. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
But he suspects it won't put a smile on Sally's. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
She likes the wow factor, the bling, and I know I would let her down by coming here. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:06 | |
I want her to understand that I know her pretty well, and I should do by now, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
she would never pick it in a million years. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Sally's idea of wedding venue heaven is rather more classic. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:18 | |
-Aww! -Oh, wow! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Oh, Sal. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
How beautiful is that? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-It's like the perfect setting. -Yes. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
This traditional gal is smitten with Oulton Hall - a stately manor | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
set in 300 acres of impeccable gardens. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
I think the grounds of a venue are as important as the venue. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
Somewhere like this, with little paths, fountains, pretty flowers. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:44 | |
Meanwhile, somewhere outside Manchester, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
Colin and Juice think they might have found just the ticket. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
It's not like a manor or anything, but it's still nice and tidy. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
You know? Lot of car parking spaces. People who bring cars. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Outside here, we've got the heated pool. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
We've got the play area, and there's also a nice area for photographs. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
Don't forget you've got all the leaves that might be on the trees. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
All the flowers might be out. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
For photos... Photos and stuff like that. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
This is like proper warm as well, like, proper like, "Get in!" | 0:12:19 | 0:12:24 | |
Getting my man chest out and stuff! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
But Sally isn't planning a pool party. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Ah, there's all confetti on the floor where someone's got married. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
Oh! I'd like a church, but if it was somewhere like this | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
and the whole thing was kind of here, and it was this beautiful, | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
I don't think I'd mind. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Yeah, it couldn't just be like a conference hall. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
It wouldn't feel right getting married in a place like that. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
It would have to be somewhere beautiful. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
At the moment, | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
it's split into three because we have conferences in today. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
So it's just like this, but times three. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Even so, Juice isn't sure the suite measures up. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
I personally think it is too thin that way. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
It might be long, but it's too thin that way. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
And we've got some big, fat people as well! We need space. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Imagine coming down that hill, you're not thinking, | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-"Where am I going?" -Yeah, I suppose. Keep it in your options, though. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Let's go and have a mooch. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Day four and the boys still haven't decided on a venue. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
-This is a proper... wedding planning -BLEEP! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
-On the go. -On the go, just burn, burn, burn, burn, burn! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
We can't put any of our plans into action as such | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
until we actually get the first key stage out of the way, and we're struggling. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
That's God punishing me because I don't go to church! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
But maybe the big guy is listening after all. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Any chance we can come down now and have a look? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
'Yes, I would be able to see you.' | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
BOTH: Yeah! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Yo, that is big. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Their perseverance has paid off - Cranage Hall's imposing entrance | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
should be right up Sally's street. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
Welcome to Cranage Hall. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
-Thank you very much. -A drink for you both. -Thank you. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
This is one of our main wedding suites. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
For the numbers that you're looking at, this would be the best suite. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
But what would Sally make of the decor? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
It couldn't be just like a conference hall. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Sally will come in through the door, | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
straight down... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-..and it'll be based... -In that corner. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
No, just in front of the window. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
It'll be the dog's bollocks once it's done. I'm liking it. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
And we can go off... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
And now for the clincher... | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-Do you allow a helicopter to land here? -Yes, we do. That's fine. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
I want a helicopter, man! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
There's only one more room that Colin wants to see. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
-Whoa! -This is our Executive Suite. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Woo! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
Go on it, go on it! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Come on, Sally, wake up now, baby! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Don't go asleep on our wedding night! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
And with that, it's down to business. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
So you're looking around £6,900. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Lowest one. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
I could get it to £5,600. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Let's just go £5,500 and we'll shake. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Or £5,300. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
-You said £5,500! -Go and ask your boss. £5,300 and we'll shake now. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:43 | |
-Right, I will be back. -I'll shake now. -No worries. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
I'll shake now and give you a kiss! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
# Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? # | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
I've spoken to my manager | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
and we would be able to do it at £5,400. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Oh-h-h-h! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-£5,350? -OK, fantastic. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you very much. I'm happy, really happy. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
-Do I get one? -He's just after a little cuddle, him! -Thanks. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
You get one off me as well! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
-Buzzin', son, buzzin'! -We've hit the jackpot. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I'm just amazed that they offered it for the price we got it for. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
I think that was some good hussling, weren't it? Good charming. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-So... -Let's go! -One down, 120 things to do... | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Skippy-dip-dippy-do...! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
At the end of the first week, Colin's got...a venue. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
His ushers Mark and Dean pop by to check on his progress. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
You are behind, you need to step up your game. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
You know if it was left to Colin, we'd be playing FIFA now. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Don't get angry, boys, calm down. I'm just nice and chilled. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
-I'm the one getting married! -Colin just puts everything off. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
He'll go, "I'll do it, I'll do it tomorrow. I'll do the next day." | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
His organisation is shocking so we had to come and see where he's up to and make a plan for the week ahead. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
Right, get back to this, cos you just go off on a tangent. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-I'm bored already. -Listen! -Go on. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
This groom certainly needs a bit of ushering. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-Sunday - rings, DJ, cake, yeah? -Sweet. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Tuesday? Yeah? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
-Bridesmaids. -Ah, yeah. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Wednesday, dress. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Right, OK. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Table settings... | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
-who's sitting where? -Colin doesn't want a formal table plan, | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
he wants his guests to pick their places from a hat. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-Can I just make one comment? The atmosphere will be shocking. -What? -People won't know each other. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
My family is merging with her family. My close friends are merging with her close friends, | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
therefore it's entwined as one, so we should do that together. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Are you tripping? You're getting married to the girl! I'm not marrying into the family! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
These are formulated plans that have happened over years and years before you was even a twinkle. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:55 | |
I'll break it. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
You're proper playing a Willy Wonka card, aren't you? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Thank you! What's on the theme? What's the theme? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-Exactly, but... -There you go. Who's being Willy Wonka? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-Me. -Willy Wonka! -There you go then. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-Don't you think it'd be funny, though? -No. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
No. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
It's the beginning of week two and it looks like Colin's reality check came just in time | 0:18:14 | 0:18:19 | |
because today, he's finally tackling the biggie. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
We've come looking for a dress for...my bride-to-be. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
-Have you got any idea what you're looking for? -No! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Come and have a look... | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
So it's a crash course in bridal couture. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
An A-line would be probably more for a fuller figure. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
We don't know what an A-line is. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
-Has she got a...? -Handful? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-A bust? -Yes. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
-Er... They're a handful, yeah! -Right, well, that's fine! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
Any idea about material? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
My head's baffled already cos I've not got a clue. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
But he does know one thing - | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
he'd like his bride to fit in with his theme. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-What are you looking at colour-wise, brown? -Yeah, brown and ivory. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
-Brown and ivory. -I'm doing a chocolaty sort of theme. -Oh, right. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. -Right. So a chocolate colour? -Yeah. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
And the bride wore...brown?! Hmm... | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
Sally's been dreaming about her wedding dress since she was five. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-What are you looking for? -Definitely not a coloured dress. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
Right, OK. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
I want an ivory dress. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Today she's indulging in some fantasy shopping with Mum | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
and sister Ashley. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
This bride may be traditional, but she definitely doesn't do white. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
I think of white as being a very crisp... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
..white colour, which cos I do go on a sunbed, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
I think on me, it just wouldn't look right. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
She needn't worry - brown looks great with a tan! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
Have you got any unusual dresses, what you think is unusual? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Yo, that is mixing in... with all the colours! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
We're doing like a theme which is like... | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
That would really go, with your creams. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Check this one. Check, check, check! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-Pow, pow, pow! -Yeah! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
And it's all the fluff thing what I wanted. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Can we keep this one aside? Keep this one. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Damn. We need someone, don't we? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-Are you coming? Come on. -Need to find some randomer. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Shortlist selected, | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-a model is required. -Hello! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-We need you to try a wedding dress on for me, please. -Why? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
-Because you're beautiful! -You've got the right figure as my partner. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
-I'll try it on! -Yeah! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
I'll carry your shopping for you. I'll bag it for you. There you go. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
With one model in the bag, the boys set off to find a second. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
-Now that's just greedy! -So, can you come? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
-Yes. -Sophie can come. -Thank you. -And your name is? -Becky. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Let's go then. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
The boys may have found what they're looking for, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-but Sally is still struggling. -I love the detail on that dress, | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
but it has straps. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
And I don't want straps. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
See, I like the lace kind of dresses, the vintage-looking dresses. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
-But I just don't like 'em on me. -What about this, | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
this fairytale style? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
It reminds me of a three-year-old's christening dress. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
It is beautiful. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
But it's just too big and princessy-girly for me. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:29 | |
-But that's you! -I know... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
She's surprised me with her look | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
so I've no idea what Colin is going to choose now. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
If I had to do that job, | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
I'd have gone for the princess Cinderella look. Poor Colin! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
I hope he chooses well! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
He's going to get me a big princess dress, isn't it? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Honestly, Sal, I'm... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I really do think... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
that he's going to go for the Cinderella look. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Oh, that is big, that is big! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
That is nice. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
I like that one, and that is well different. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
-It's got the colours. -And it's got the colours to go with the scheme. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
-You're smiling, that means you like it. -THE BOYS LAUGH | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
She's not the only lady who's smiling. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Wow. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
-Is that the one? -Yeah. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
I want this dress. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Oh, don't! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
And you know why I'm getting upset? Because I know it's... | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
I can hear it in your voice that that's the one. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
It just feels really strange because | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I love this dress and I would get married in this dress, and I'm not. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
We've got to remember he's going to pick it out of love for you, hasn't he? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
He's imagining you in that dress on the day. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Is he? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
WOLF-WHISTLING | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Whoa! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
I shouldn't say anything, look at me! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Yeah, look at me! Honest to God, you look really nice, yeah. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
Ah, it's love at first sight! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
And they quite like the dress, too. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
That's fresh, that. That is mint. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
God, she looked amazing, didn't she? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
That's your first one... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
-that's your second one. -Decisions, decisions. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
-What colour is it? -It's a diamond white one. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
I want that because of the colour thing and stuff, | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
but I like that, but I wanted it in ivory. Right, I've made my mind up. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
That one. I love, love the one on the left on that girl. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
When she first came out, I was proper choked. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Because she looked stunning, and she does look... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
really special in it. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Oh, my head's battered now! Honest to God! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
So the bride who wanted an ivory dress | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
is now the owner of a bright white one. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Still, at least it's not brown. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
There's no stopping our boys now. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
They sort the rings, flowers and Sally's transport. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:15 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
But over two grand later, Colin's worried he can't afford his. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:25 | |
Need to start saving 800 quid. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
I need to get to, like... | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
To get everything done and have a grand or something saved. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
I'm going to get a helicopter. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Now, if he could just find a few corners to cut elsewhere... | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
You can hire your own cake tier, | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
and then we'll get some cupcakes from somewhere | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
and put it all the way around, chocolate coloured stuff. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
I'm going to bake a cake to stick on the top. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
With a DIY wedding cake on the cards, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
it's a good job that Sally, her mum, and bridesmaid Sarah | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
are still in the dark. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
I just don't know how to shake the feeling I've got. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
I don't know what it is or what I'm feeling, | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
so I don't know what'll make it better. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
We haven't heard anything yet about anything. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
No hen party, no wedding dress, no invitations, nothing. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
-I agree... -It's like over halfway through. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
I thought there would be something to keep me going. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Something to keep me going, so there's a wedding at the end of it. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
-But I haven't got anything. -What would make you feel better? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Is there anything at all? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
-Colin, just Colin. -I know. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
I thought I would've been very...excited. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
Wedding this, wedding that. Missing Colin has overtook everything. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:44 | |
Cos I'm not at home as well, so I miss my whole life. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
My life is my house, my home, my dog... | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
my Colin. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
But her Colin isn't the Colin she remembers. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Hello, everybody, my name is Willy Wonka. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
-What party are you going to? -My wedding. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
-Your wedding? -You're dressing up like that for your wedding? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
I'm thinking, "She's going to kill me." | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
I know for a fact she's going to kill me. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
HE HUMS TO HIMSELF | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
In a bid to lift her wedding blues, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Sally's invited over some friends. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
-Do you think he'll pick a theme? -I don't like themed weddings. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
I think it cheapens it. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
I just want it dead simple and about us getting married. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
I don't want themes and cartoons and circuses! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:57 | |
Showman Colin has other ideas. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Would you like to use your cane? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
-Yeah. -OK. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
It's a bit more bling than mine! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Dance finale, complete with Oompa Loompas, of course! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
We'll go from the top, then. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
One, two, three, four, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
down, up, down, up, down, | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
cane, two beats, stop, | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
and bob and bob... | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Can we go through that again one more time? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Down, up, down, up, down, up, | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
cane... | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
Not like that, OK. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
DANCE TRACK PLAYS | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
That is going too quick. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
Left leg, right leg, left leg, in, out. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Oh, shut up, you! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
I'm just nervous, cos I think, can I do it all? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
I forget my house keys, I'm dead forgetful. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
But I'm good on the dancefloor anyway. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
Overall today's been one of my best days, actually. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Yee-aah! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
It's the end of the second week and Sally's getting glammed up. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
Cos I've been down this week, | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
my mum's taking me out for a drink tonight. Try and cheer me up! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:11 | |
She's not an invite, or even a hen party yet. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
Are you disappointed you've not had a hen night? | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
Yeah, it's getting closer and closer. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
I don't want it two days before the wedding. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
So what's your idea of a...? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
-I'd want to go to a spa. -Just go...? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
Yeah, for the day. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
You don't do things like that every day, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
so for a hen party it should be something special. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Sally doesn't know it yet, but it is her hen night. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
People always expected something to happen, that's the bottom line. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:40 | |
Cos I'm always up to jokes or pranks. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Surprise! | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
There's always a twist. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:47 | |
-Surprised? -What? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
Right, read it. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
He says, "Your first-class transport awaits you at Prestwich tram stop, | 0:28:52 | 0:28:56 | |
"to whisk you to Manchester city centre for a slap-up meal | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
"in Yum-Yums and the Printworks. Tram tickets are provided inside." | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
-Ooh, tram tickets. -Yeah, tram tickets. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
Tram? Eight tram tickets! | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Is he taking the piss? | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
I bet her face touched the floor, she was nearly crying. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
But I would've found that funny. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
Whoo-oo! | 0:29:18 | 0:29:19 | |
I can't believe I've got to sit in a restaurant. He's taking the piss. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
I bet he's not in a restaurant, sat wearing this shit. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
That went down like a lead balloon! | 0:29:26 | 0:29:30 | |
I hate you for getting me on the tram! | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
Absolutely pissed off I have to get the tram. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
Sensing mutiny, Sally's mum saves the day. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
Yeah, you OK to take us? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
-Certainly am available, yeah. -Four, is that OK? With a squeeze. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
They're not walking. I'm not having them walking down. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:48 | |
I'm going to kill Colin. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:49 | |
Across town, the boys aren't waiting for the tram. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
No, sirree! | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
They're heading for Britain's premier stag destination - | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
Blackpool. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
Basically, I organised a limo for him. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
Just to have a chill. Just come and let him have a good night out. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
Sally's hen night is also heating up. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
"Is there a fire. No, just some hot ladies in town. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
"So I thought I'd get you a fire brigade to cool you all down." | 0:30:48 | 0:30:52 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Colin's given Sally a very large hose for the evening. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Now that's what I call a fireman's lift! | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
THEY SQUEAL AND CHEER | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
-He was all right, the stripper. -Yes. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
-Yeah. -He was fit, wasn't he? | 0:31:56 | 0:32:01 | |
Colin, right now, might know me better than I know myself. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
Seeing my mum have a smile on her face for the strippers. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
That's worth well more than a spa day! | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
It's a week before the wedding, | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
and Colin still doesn't have any suits, decorations or invites. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
But he's putting all that on hold, | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
to sample his wedding breakfast. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
I'm not too sure about the food, | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
so that's why I'm going to come and test. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
First up, a choice of two main courses. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
That's your chicken, | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
with the tarragon veloute. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
That's the pork chop, mash, pear and Madeira jus. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
Look at the size of that bad boy! You don't scrimp and scrape. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
It's a big chop now, but I bet on the day it's about that big! | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
It's half that size! | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
No what I need? A proper knife to cut this bad boy with. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Shall I use my hand, like I'm at home? | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
At Sally's house, Mum Debbie's | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
preparing her daughter for married life, | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
by teaching her to cook the traditional Sunday roast. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Have you put salt in the carrots? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
-Salt? No... -In the pan. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Just put a little bit of salt in. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:14 | |
Tell me when to stop. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
How you going to learn anything if you don't try first? | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
You can't leave it all to me. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
I can Sunday dinners. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:27 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:28 | |
You've only been doing Sunday dinners for the last... | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
Ten years. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:32 | |
Right, so that's 30. I'll start when I'm 30, that's fine! | 0:33:32 | 0:33:37 | |
-What's this? -Courgette. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
What the hell's a courgette? | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
Never had a courgette before? | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
Courgette's gorgeous. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
It's good. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:48 | |
-It's not, it's -BLEEP -minging. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
Oh, don't do that on the wedding day! | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
At least Sally's first roast isn't minging. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:58 | |
-This is really nice, Sal. -Thanks. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
What sort of food do you think Colin's going to pick for the day? | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
-I really don't know. -A Sunday roast! | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
Yeah, a roast dinner covered in tomato ketchup for everyone. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
That's our Sunday dinner. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
You could have a Sunday dinner if you wanted one. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
What would Sally like? That's one thing you've got to think about. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
-Anything with a bit of meat. -Anything with a bit of meat? | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
Do you think it'll be a posh menu? | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
-Don't know. If he can't pronounce it, he's not going to eat it. -Right. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
-What did you say it was? -Tarragon veloute. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
I remember... Tarra-mon ver-oute. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
See? We're sorted, aren't we? | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
And the piece de resistance... | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Willy Wonka pudding! | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Profiteroles with your popping candy. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
That's a chocolate marquise with your popping candy. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
My mouth is proper crackling! | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Do you hear it?! | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
-Did that hurt your tooth? -Yeah. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
That's what the wedding's going to be about - fun. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
I was going to go for the roast, | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
cos I'm used to roast dinners on Sunday. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
But that's playing dead safe. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:14 | |
So instead, he's plumped for a formal meal he can't pronounce. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:19 | |
There's going to be parts where people will like it or they won't, | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
and that's like my personality, you either get on with me | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
cos you like my jokes, or you hate me and want to punch my head in. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
That's the bottom line, really. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
Let's hope Sally likes his jokes, then. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Five days before the wedding | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
and Colin's finally arranged to meet up with his busy bridesmaids. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:39 | |
I do not like going shopping, it's very boring and frustrating. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
So I've got to buck my ideas up and put a big smile on. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Pretend that I'm really happy that I'm buying dresses. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
Nothing is safe from his obsession. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
He wants four dresses in different shades of chocolate. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
So, like a cream, a chocolate...? | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
-A chocolate theme, a dark one, a white one? -Really? | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
-Yeah. -Right, OK. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
Seriously underwhelmed, the girls get shopping under Wonka's watchful eye. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
Colours like that. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
-Are you being serious? -Yes, mate, I'm being serious. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
Trust me. I don't care if you don't like it! | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Honest to God, if you start being awkward, I'll just put you in any dress. I'm not arsed. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:26 | |
-We won't wear it! -It's getting Colin really mad. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
And I'm quite scared that he's going to slap us! | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
It's just stressful because of all the colours he wants. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
It's supposed to be a fun time, trying things on, and they're just like, "I'm not doing that." | 0:36:36 | 0:36:41 | |
It's not about them, at the end of the day. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
-If you're asked to do something, you should be privileged, not be -BLEEP -annoying. They've wound me up. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:48 | |
-You not happy to see me? -We've only seen ugly dresses, so why would be happy? | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
She's got a point. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
With the shopping centre exhausted, | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
a desperate Colin tries a different tack... | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
..a specialist bridal store. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
This is what I'm talking about, ladies. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
-Excuse me, let me get in here, please. -All right, if you pop in here, we can try them on | 0:37:09 | 0:37:14 | |
and we'll see what the sizes are like. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
What do you think? | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
-Oh, do I look big?! -I love this one. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
You all look big! | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
-You know what? You genuinely all look really, really nice. Are you smiling now? -Yes. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:32 | |
-I love this dress... -But Sally's sister is not convinced. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
I'm just worried because she's picky. They're all so different. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
I'm not sure what she'll think. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
-Are you able to do me for £100 a dress? -I'll go with that. -Will you? -Absolutely fine. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:46 | |
-Thank you very much. -It's an absolute pleasure. -Yes, that's done. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
Just took a weight off my head, that, as well. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
You don't know how hard this is, man! Leave me alone. I'm going to sleep now. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
With three days to go, the bride finally receives an invite to her own wedding. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:03 | |
I can't believe I've got my wedding invitation with this crap in me hair. And no make-up on. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:11 | |
Hmmm! | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Oh... | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
I think the invitation's quite cute! | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
The second... | 0:38:17 | 0:38:18 | |
That's Sunday. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
-Sunday? -Sunday? | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
11:45am? | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
It gives me no feeling whatsoever of what kind of wedding this is going to be. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
Now I know when and what time, it's actually real. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
Well, it's more of a fantasy, really. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
With two days to go, the boys hit the wholesalers. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
Instead of flowers, they're decorating the venue with sweets. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:45 | |
Basically, the plan of action in the corridor is all sweets, toffees, as you walk in, | 0:38:45 | 0:38:50 | |
lollipops, things that people can chew on and suck, kind of stuff. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
Then in the actual room, it's going to be chocolate... | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
He actually IS the kid in the candy store! | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
Check these! | 0:38:59 | 0:39:00 | |
Sherbet. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:01 | |
Jelly babies. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
Let's get those. Two of them bad boys, put them in. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
Ah, lovin' it! | 0:39:06 | 0:39:07 | |
Toffees, toffees. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:10 | |
Chocolate, chocolate...chocolate. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
Want some Flumps? | 0:39:15 | 0:39:16 | |
Need to have fun. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
That is just, like... | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
ooh! | 0:39:21 | 0:39:22 | |
You can push. That is us. I can't even pull it! | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
Scared how much it's going to be! | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
That's £287.89, then, please. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Oh, I've got no money. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:36 | |
Mr Wonka attracts attention wherever he goes. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:40 | |
That's me theme - Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
No flowers, sweets everywhere. Is that a good idea, or what? | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
Come here, look. It's like a cake stand. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
-Oh, it's lovely. -Put all them round, and bake me own cake to stick on top. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
-Fantastic. -Clever guy. -Loving it. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
I feel like a kid. I want to start eating all this stuff. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
But after a sugar high, there's always a low. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
And after their supermarket sweep, | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
the boys need to tot up their spends. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
Wedding band is £500. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
Bridesmaids £400. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
-£11,690. -Yeah. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Yeah. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
Equals £310 left. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
One thing's for sure - | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
looks like the chopper's getting the chop. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
It's hitting home now, that I ain't gettin' me... | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
me chopper. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Cos I went over £280 on me stag do. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
And then I couldn't get anything else for much less. I got her bridesmaids' dresses cheap, her dress cheap. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:41 | |
But if I would have got the helicopter, | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
I wouldn't have got four or five things which are essential for the wedding. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:51 | |
I'm just a bit gutted on it. And I ain't got a rich ma and da to give me any dough. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:56 | |
It's the day before the wedding. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
The bride who didn't want white is about to see the diamond white dress that Colin wants her to wear. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:06 | |
Oh, I'm really scared. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
This is the most important thing right now, this. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
I don't even care about tomorrow, this is more important than anything. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:15 | |
Unfortunately for Sally, there's no going back now. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:21 | |
It's like being at the dentist. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
I think that's why we're whispering! | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
Really nervous. Really nervous. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
I couldn't pick some... It's so personal, | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
like... Sally's my daughter and I don't think I'd get it right. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
I've not heard any screams. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
I don't want to open me eyes. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:51 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
LAUGHS WEAKLY | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
I really, really like it. Cos it's not too much. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:22 | |
It's not massive. It's just nice. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
It says an awful lot to me that he's picked this dress, I mean... | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
this is just not a dress I'd think Colin would pick, ever. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:37 | |
Oh! | 0:42:54 | 0:42:55 | |
-SHE GASPS -Oh, God! | 0:42:55 | 0:42:59 | |
Oh, my God! It's white... | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
Sorry, I just thought I'd say it's white, but other than that, it's beautiful on you. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
-I love it. I really like it. -It's very different, isn't it? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
Gorgeous, isn't it? | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
Oh, big C has done well. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
I'm happy. Are you happy for her? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
Big C has got the dress spot on. But over at Cranage Hall, | 0:43:20 | 0:43:24 | |
will tomorrow bring the sweet smell of success? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
Don't you reckon to put them there? | 0:43:32 | 0:43:33 | |
Should have put up a sign, 20p! | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
With the decorations lit, it's time to make their budget wedding cake. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:41 | |
-Add half a pint of water mix... -Add it all in, basically put it all in. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
Bung it in, son. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
It's a foolproof recipe. Just pour... | 0:43:47 | 0:43:50 | |
-'mix...' -Would you put that in for me, mate? -Yeah. No worries. -'..and give it to the head chef.' | 0:43:50 | 0:43:55 | |
-20 minutes? -That's my big cake - don't burn it! | 0:43:55 | 0:43:59 | |
-'It's midnight, and their cake has risen.' -Got it. -'Now they just have to decorate it.' | 0:43:59 | 0:44:05 | |
-That's not bad, that. That is not bad. -Right. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
I bet Willy Wonka didn't get his hands dirty. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
No, this is a bad idea, this. Gently. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
This is my wedding cake, this. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
This is a disaster. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
"Place the cake in the middle of the cake board, putting cut side onto the board." | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
-Colin, what are we doing? -Come on, we'll pull it off, trust me. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:34 | |
-"Covering the outside of the cake with a thin layer of frosting." -Yeah, mate. That's what you do. | 0:44:34 | 0:44:39 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
Oh, you're breaking up the top. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
-We've got jam in it and everything. -We should have bought a cake. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
The boys even have ready-made icing. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
HIGH VOICE: Michael Jackson! | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
They can't go wrong. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
It's broke. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:55 | |
The icing is normally put OVER the cake, Colin. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:00 | |
Nah. Not big enough. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:03 | |
Oh, what! | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
BLEEP! | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
The base of Colin's cake is now stuck to his icing. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:11 | |
-It's breaking like -BLEEP! | 0:45:12 | 0:45:14 | |
Let's give up. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:15 | |
-Let's give up. -Yaaah! | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
It's 1am, we're trying to bake a cake. But it doesn't seem to happen. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
Da-naaah! | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
-State of that on the top, mate! -'Cake, anyone?' -Yeah! | 0:45:29 | 0:45:34 | |
The big day is finally here. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:41 | |
At midday, Colin will be marrying Sally. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
But he's only had five hours' sleep. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Stressing, stressing, stressing... | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
-I wanted to -BLEEP -do it all last night. Fannying around doing the cake. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
He still needs to sort out seating, a new cake and table decorations. | 0:45:56 | 0:46:02 | |
Colin's a little bit stressed, I think. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
Um... | 0:46:05 | 0:46:06 | |
Obviously, it's a big day, innit? Going to be stressed. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
Come on, stick, stick, stick. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
Some flowers for Sally. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:25 | |
Ooh, they're gorgeous, thank you! | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
Colin's asked Sally's boss from her salon to create her wedding hairdo. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:34 | |
How are you? | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
-Fine. Are you doing my hair? -Yeah. -Thank God! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
And thank God that it's Matt doing my hair! | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
-I trust no-one with my hair! -I didn't find out till the last minute! | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
I didn't get a wedding dress till yesterday, so don't worry about it! | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
Sally's due to arrive in an hour. And the stress is getting to the boys. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:59 | |
-Half a job, you! -Shut up. -You're useless, man. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:02 | |
-Useless. -Says you? Sat on your -BLEEP -backside telling names? -Useless. -Where do you want 'em? | 0:47:02 | 0:47:08 | |
-Did you pick them silver things up? -No, they just had them. I'll switch one over. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:13 | |
You are a waste of time! | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
It's time for Sally to see Colin's pick'n'mix bridesmaids' dresses. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:26 | |
Oh! They're all different colours! | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
Oh, my God! Why are they all different? | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
-Um... -I would have liked you all to be in one dress. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
OK. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
That kind of threw things up in the air for how my day's going to go! | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
Back at the venue, while the head chef bakes a new cake, | 0:47:50 | 0:47:54 | |
Colin and Juice add the finishing touches. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
Colin, there's your wedding cake. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
HE CHUCKLES This has got to be the weirdest wedding cake you've ever seen. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:06 | |
Beautiful, innit, mate? | 0:48:06 | 0:48:07 | |
I think it's funky and different. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:09 | |
Definitely. It's what we're like, mate. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
GASPS | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
Luckily for Sally, Colin didn't try to make her dress. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:17 | |
Oh, Sally, you look beautiful! | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
It's amazing! | 0:48:20 | 0:48:22 | |
You look amazing, Sal. Princess. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:27 | |
And Sally's prince is not looking too shabby either. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:30 | |
Looks pretty hot, mate. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
Lucky girl, isn't she? | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
I'm looking fresh like this. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
Beautiful. I love the style when it's all put together. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:41 | |
Gorgeous. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
I'm doing this to show her how much I love her, | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
and also, how much I know her, as such. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
And she's accepted me for the way I am. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:50 | |
I have done a lot of jokey stuff, as such. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:55 | |
And right on cue, Sally's horse and carriage arrives. | 0:48:55 | 0:49:00 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
It's amazing! | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
It couldn't have been any bigger! | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
Very Colin, innit? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:15 | |
Very appropriate for Colin! | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
-Did he go on his stag go in this? -I would imagine he did, yeah. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
You're going to go right near the front. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
I don't know where the bloody hell we are. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
Dead nervous now. It's kicking in now. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:27 | |
I can't see anything but countryside! | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
It's like Chester and Knutsford way. He's gone all posh on me in the last three weeks! | 0:49:29 | 0:49:35 | |
I don't know what to expect! | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
Is that it? | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
It's gorgeous! | 0:49:39 | 0:49:40 | |
Ooh! | 0:49:40 | 0:49:41 | |
-VICAR: -Ladies and gentlemen, would you all like to stand, please? | 0:49:41 | 0:49:45 | |
MUSIC: "Heaven" (Candlelight Mix) by DJ Sammy & Yanou | 0:49:47 | 0:49:51 | |
Sally, today I pledge... | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
Sally, today I pledge... | 0:50:11 | 0:50:12 | |
To spend the rest of my life with you... | 0:50:12 | 0:50:15 | |
To spend the rest of my life with you... | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
I'll be faithful and honest... | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
I'll be faithful and honest... | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
I'll always be there when you need me most... | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
-TEARING UP: -I'll always be there when I need you most... | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
And will respect and support you... | 0:50:28 | 0:50:30 | |
I'll respect and support you... | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
Will you, Colin, take Sally here present, | 0:50:36 | 0:50:40 | |
to be your lawful wedded wife? | 0:50:40 | 0:50:42 | |
I will. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:43 | |
Will you, Sally, take Colin here present, | 0:50:43 | 0:50:48 | |
to be your lawful wedded husband? | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
I do. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:51 | |
I give you this ring... | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
I give you this ring... | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
As a symbol of my love... | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
As a symbol of my love... | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
And for all the years to come. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:02 | |
And for all the years to come. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
You're now husband and wife. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
MUSIC: "Rule The World" by Take That | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
I'm mesmerised. I think she looks beautiful. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
When I walked in, I could have been stood anywhere. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
I didn't know it was anybody who was there or anything around me. Just seen you. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:26 | |
Best day of my life. Really. I'm so happy. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
Beautiful ceremony. Sally looked beautiful in the dress we chose. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:34 | |
-Was you crying? -Yeah, I was! -Oh, my God, I couldn't hold my tears in! | 0:51:34 | 0:51:39 | |
We were just flabbergasted he actually picked this place. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
It's beautiful. It's beautiful. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
While the guests tuck into Willy Wonka's treats, | 0:51:45 | 0:51:49 | |
Sally's about to see Colin's labour of love in all its glory. | 0:51:49 | 0:51:55 | |
But is it the finest chocolate factory in Cheshire? | 0:51:56 | 0:52:01 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:52:03 | 0:52:04 | |
What the...? | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:52:07 | 0:52:08 | |
It's like I'm a child. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
Are those chocolate centrepieces? | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
Yeah, chocolate centrepieces. And they're the sweets for people to share. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:16 | |
Come this way...look at the cake... | 0:52:16 | 0:52:18 | |
Oh, this is cool! | 0:52:20 | 0:52:21 | |
-Me and Juice were up t'half-one making cake. -You didn't make this? | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
We bought them... | 0:52:24 | 0:52:25 | |
Hand on heart, you made it? | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
Hand on heart, we bought them! | 0:52:27 | 0:52:30 | |
-That one, we had a go at. -So this isn't the one you made? | 0:52:30 | 0:52:33 | |
-We couldn't use the one we made. -You didn't make the cake? -We had a go! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
What do you think the theme is? | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
Obviously, the theme is Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:41 | |
-And do you like it? -It could have been worse. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
You could have gone over the top, and that would have been way too much. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
-Yeah, but we done it just right. -I didn't say you didn't! | 0:52:47 | 0:52:50 | |
You don't like it. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:51 | |
I didn't say it wasn't nice! It's nice! I like it! | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
It entertains everybody else. It's not what I would have picked! | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
We know you like to be different. | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
-I like to be selfish! -That's the one. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
I don't think she was happy. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:02 | |
Hand on heart, personally, I think she's put a front on. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:06 | |
Obviously I hoped she'd be more enthusiastic, more, "Oh, yeah..." | 0:53:06 | 0:53:10 | |
but she wasn't overwhelmed. It's made me feel a bit gutted, really. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:14 | |
Sally's about to find out just how far Colin's taken his theme. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:21 | |
With his chocolate party in full swing, there's just time for a quick costume change. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:27 | |
Personally with Sally, I don't think she was too eager with the actual theme anyway, | 0:53:27 | 0:53:33 | |
and now, I'm actually going a bit more OTT, | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
because she went, "I'm glad you didn't go too silly with the theme," | 0:53:37 | 0:53:44 | |
and now, somehow, I've crossed the line! | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
So let's go and see. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
Will the real Willy Wonka please stand up? | 0:53:50 | 0:53:55 | |
# Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
# I've got a perfect puzzle for you | 0:54:02 | 0:54:06 | |
# Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
# If you are wise you will listen to me | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
# What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
# Eating as much as an elephant eats? | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
# What are you at getting terribly fat? | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
# What do you think will come of that? | 0:54:22 | 0:54:26 | |
# I don't like the look of it | 0:54:26 | 0:54:28 | |
# Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah | 0:54:28 | 0:54:32 | |
# If you're not greedy you will go far | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
# You will live in happiness too | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
# Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
# Doompadee do! # | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
Thank you, ladies and gents! | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
I think it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life! | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
She liked it! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:01 | |
It was absolutely hilarious! | 0:55:01 | 0:55:02 | |
I just couldn't stop laughing. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
-Good dancing, Colin! -Yeah, good dancing, Colin! | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
MUSIC: "Stay With You" by John Legend | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
I am so proud of what you've done for me today... | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
it's honestly untrue. I'm in debt for the rest of my life, unfortunately now! | 0:55:20 | 0:55:25 | |
'It's been an emotional roller coaster.' | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:33 | |
But it's absolutely been worth it for you. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
Really, absolutely been worth it from my heart. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:39 | |
That's been worth it, so... | 0:55:39 | 0:55:41 | |
If I had to do it again for her, I would do it. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
In a heartbeat. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:44 | |
Once again, ladies and gents, | 0:55:52 | 0:55:53 | |
please put your hands together, | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
show your appreciation for your bride and groom, Mr and Mrs Phillips! | 0:55:55 | 0:55:59 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:55:59 | 0:56:00 | |
Next time, Ian and Riana. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
I get it pretty wrong. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
It's going to be quite controversial. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
We really want a Greek traditional wedding, Ian. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:11 | |
Show us what you can do. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:12 | |
If he doesn't deliver, then he is not the man we thought he was. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:16 | |
We're nowhere. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
-No, I feel ridiculous. -Nightmare. Absolute nightmare. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
I'm past caring. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
I'm going to do it my way. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:25 | |
-This is so not Greek. -I don't believe it. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:27 | |
Oh, no! | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
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