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Hold on to your hats. Don't Tell The Bride is back. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
-LAUGHTER What do you think? -You look really nice. -Do I?! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
-Only the bravest of brides... -I'm really scared! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
..would let their groom organise the biggest day of their life... | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
EVIL LAUGH | 0:00:20 | 0:00:21 | |
-..alone. -She's going to love it. I know she is. But she'll probably kill me. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
The grooms get £12,000... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
No strippers! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
..and the brides get no say in how it's spent. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
With a million ways to splash the cash... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
I got married on a battleship! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Black to Vegas, baby. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-..and a million things to organise. -I don't know what she wants. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
He's well stressing me out. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-Can the guys pull it off in just three weeks? -I can't do it. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
And will it be for better... or for worse? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
After 10 minutes, I'll want to get it off. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-You've ripped the whole family apart. -SHE SOBS | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Urgh! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
This is hell on earth. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Tonight, confident Andy goes all out to put on a fairy-tale wedding | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
for his teenage bride, Hannah. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
And then I can gloat for probably the rest of my life! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-But can he ever please this princess? -I want it! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-I'm not a fricking magician! -Hello? It's MY wedding! Don't you think I've enough stress at the moment? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
Will his Polish stag do be the ruin of him? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
If you tie me up, and there's any women around, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
she won't accept that as an excuse. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, lap dancers. No, no, no! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
And how many pairs of shoes will it take to get his bride up the aisle? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
-How dare you put shoes that ugly in front of my face? -Shoes! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Always about the bloody shoes! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Can this man... | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
give this woman | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
the wedding of her dreams? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I'm not wearing these shoes. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Today, 18-year-old Hannah is moving out of the flat in Colwyn Bay | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
that she shares with 28-year-old Andy, who's in telesales. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
Everyone thinks I'm insane, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
but hopefully he'll prove himself to me. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
But will he prove himself? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
The couple fell in love when Hannah started work at a local bar. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:28 | |
I was bar manager and Hannah was a waitress, so I used to boss her around a little bit. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
He was, yeah... Well, I say he was my boss. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
So I thought, "Want a way to get privileges? Go out with the boss!" | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
And that was on a Monday, and by the Friday, you had moved in. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Despite the ten-year age gap, there's no mistaking who rules the roost in this relationship. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:52 | |
Going this way! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Yeah, what Hannah wants, nine times out of ten, Hannah gets. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
As the baby of her family, it's what Hannah's always been used to. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
I'm the youngest, and I'm spoilt, and I'm just a princess. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:07 | |
I like to be treated like a princess. SHE LAUGHS | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Andy's prepared to dig deep to keep his princess happy. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
What normally happens is Hannah gets what she wants and I make do, whether it's not going to football | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
this week because it costs 3.50 plus the fuel, but that 3.50 is a chicken sandwich meal for Hannah. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:27 | |
Those are the sort of compromises that I have to make to keep her sweet, but she's worth it. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:34 | |
But sometimes it seems like nothing is good enough for Hannah | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
as Andy found out when he spent £1,500 | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
on a diamond engagement ring. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
I had to beg my mum and dad for money. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
I got it custom made so it was unique, not one off the shelf, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:51 | |
-and it still wasn't right. So... -SHE LAUGHS | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-..what do you do? -It's not hideous. It's just... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-You call a spade a spade. -..not what I imagined my ring would be like. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
She comes across quite often as a bitch, you know. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
She will be the first to admit it, that sometimes she is very, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
very stroppy if she doesn't get her own way, she will kick up a fuss. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
It takes a confident man to keep Hannah happy. Luckily, Andy isn't short on self-esteem. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:20 | |
He's unbelievably cocky, but when it comes down to it, I would | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
put money on something going wrong, just because he leaves everything to the last minute all the time. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:30 | |
He literally will just stand there and spin on the spot thinking, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
"What have I got to do, what have I got to do?" | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
And he's not exactly known for his eye for detail. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
As long as you get married, as long as everyone gets drunk | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
and as long as everyone gets food, that's pretty much it, isn't it? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Let's hope he's right, because he's got a lot to lose. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
His balls are on the line. If he messes up, he knows that | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
there will be consequences of his actions. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
It's time for the couple to say goodbye. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-Go, go. -See each other in three weeks. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
The next time they see each other will be at the altar. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
I dunno, it just all seems very, very real, and I've got three weeks, I'm not going to see her. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:21 | |
And I'm actually quite scared. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Hannah's moving back in with her mum, who happens to live | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
just around the corner. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Her parents split up when she was 13. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
She thinks she's a princess, doesn't she? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Since she was little, cos being the youngest she's been a bit spoiled. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Pink lace and frills, that's her. That's what she's like. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
So what's going to happen now with this wedding? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
I don't know. It's in his hands. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I hope he'll be able to do it. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
You're worrying me a bit. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
With just three weeks to arrange a fairy-tale wedding fit for his princess, Andy heads to a local bar. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:06 | |
Speakers is run by his best man Jason, but there's no sign of the boss. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:12 | |
-Jason's not here, is he? -No. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
I'm going to kill him. First day. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
First day, and he's not even out of bed. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
I'll kill him. Absolutely kill him. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
You're alive. He's alive! I thought you'd been arrested or something. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
What are you doing to me? It's my first day! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Jason and Andy have been best mates since they were 12 years old. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
-I'm good to go. -OK. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Since Andy's parents moved to France eight years ago, Jason's been like family to Andy. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:46 | |
But he wouldn't be Hannah's first choice for best man. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
He likes to see me get stressed, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
and the only way to get to me is to make Andy misbehave. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
The thing I'm worried about is them getting pissed every night, partying till God knows | 0:06:58 | 0:07:04 | |
what time and being hungover all day. I think they'll be up to mischief. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-Finally ready to start. -Where do you start? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Right, I've just started, weddings, North Wales. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Are you sure it's a good idea for us to plan this? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
-It's a bit late now, mate. -Yeah, I suppose it is. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
But it's never too early to start planning the stag do. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
What's my stag do budget? I need a stag do budget. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-I need two. -15. -What? I need two. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
1,500, not a penny more. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-I need two. -No, 1,500, not a penny more. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
That's 1,500 quid gone, and Jason knows how to spend it. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
It's going to be a good few nights, the stag do. We're looking at at least four days. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
When it comes to the stag, Hannah has already laid down the law. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
No stripper, no lap dancers or... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
..any girl pumping and grinding on him and I won't be happy. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
I've got to take him to a strip club or get him a stripper, because it's got to be like that. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
I want to wind Hannah up as much as possible. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Wedding venue, Wales. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
It needs to be...big. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
It does need to be sensible. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Not necessarily. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
I've got...big expectations for my wedding - | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
big dress, and a horse and carriage, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
a really nice, classy fairy-tale wedding with all the trimmings. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
-Bouncy castle. -Bouncy castle? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Pissed-up people, bouncy castle. Put it down. -Magician. Yeah. -It's not a kids' party, mate. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:39 | |
Jason. They do medieval banquets! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Honestly, they do medieval banquets. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
I could come in as Robin Hood. She could be my Maid Marion! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
The boys head off to their first potential venue with its medieval banqueting hall. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:58 | |
OK, I'm liking this. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Ruthin castle dates back to the 12th century and boasts a dungeon and whipping pit. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
This is the medieval banqueting hall. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Wow, it is medieval. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
The way it is set up today | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
is the way it would be set up for a medieval banquet. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Yeah. Myself and Hannah would be the baron and baroness. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
She's a princess, Andy, not a baroness. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
My worst theme would be a medieval theme. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Knowing him, he will think, "We'll do a theme and | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
the medieval princess theme," but the medieval princess costumes are AWFUL. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
I suppose you've got to think now about what Hannah wants, | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-haven't you? You have got to think... -Allegedly. -THEY LAUGH | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
I've got to think what I can and can't get away with it. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Are you looking to surprise her? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I'm looking for nice surprises on the day, and to wind her up all the way up until that point. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-OK. -Hannah might be expecting some jokes from prankster Andy, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
but a medieval theme would cost him his crown jewels. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Although she's only 18, Hannah has known | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
where she wants to get married since she was a little girl. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
She's taking chief bridesmaid Sarah to see her dream church, St Margaret's. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
-Look at them. Draglins! -Draglins? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
I was going to say goblins, and then dragons at the same time. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-There they are, though, look. They're scary. -It is a really pretty church, isn't it? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Yeah. It is very nice. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
The only thing it hasn't got on it though, you know when some churches | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
have them windows, they've all got pictures of people on there, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
you know, from like the Bible? This church hasn't got that, though. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-I like them windows. -Yeah, it's just such a pretty church. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
And it reminds me of a Disney princess castle, somewhere a Disney princess would live. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:43 | |
But I'm not holy, I just like it because it's pretty. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Duh-duh d-duh, duh-duh d-duh... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
I think this is romantic. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
A registry office isn't romantic at all, is it? This is nice. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:59 | |
How is the venue not a big deal to anybody? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
When you see people getting married in a registry office, I think, "Eugh. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
"How common!" | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
I think it should be a church like this, and then off to a big, fancy Manor House or something. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
But he would have chosen anything. I could be getting married | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
on a bloody dinghy in the middle of the sea or something. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
# I am sailing, I am sailing... # | 0:11:21 | 0:11:27 | |
Well, what I'm thinking, take her on a boat, and she'll hate it. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
She will hate it. She hates salt water. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Andy is contemplating a venue on the other side of the estuary. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-His plan is to put the wind up Hannah, by sending her there by boat. -She might kill you, though. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
It will make her upset, and then she'll be relieved. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
You sure you want to make her upset? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Not upset in a bad way. She'll be panicking, she'll be stressed, and she should trust me. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
She should trust me! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Friday 21st...not going to do it. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Luckily for Hannah, Andy's plan is scuppered by the tides. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
That would have been hilarious, watching her going berserk. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
It's back to the drawing board for the pranksters. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
But Hannah has always known exactly where she wants her reception to be held. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:16 | |
A big country house, isn't it? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
It's down the road from the church, so I can get in my horse and carriage. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
And travel up here? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Thank you for being here today. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Nice gardens, aren't they? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Yeah, and there's peacocks running about somewhere. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
-Lovely. -Rich people have peacocks. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
It's nice. I like it. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
-Hopefully he'll think of somewhere like this, because... -It's just common sense, isn't it? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
-Yes. -But he hasn't got buckets of that either, has he? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:43 | |
FLAPPING BIRDS, THEY SCREAM Oh, my God! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:48 | |
Oh my God! Too scary here. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:54 | |
-There's bloody birds everywhere. -I think he'll get you somewhere nice. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
I think he'll get something nice, but it's whether it's... Like hotels are nice, aren't they? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:04 | |
-Yes, they are nice. -But I wouldn't want my wedding in a hotel. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
Even if it's a nice, posh hotel, I don't care. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Next venue on the boys' list, a posh hotel. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
OK, this has potential. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
At last, Andy is thinking sensibly. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
If you want the civil ceremony, this is the room that I would suggest. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
The bride could either enter from the run down there, or from just here. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
Then you have Crabwall as your backdrop, which is spectacular. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
-Every girl's fairy-tale castle, perfect for the wedding. -Yeah. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:37 | |
Those are the magic words. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Fairy-tale and Castle. But can he afford it? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
With over a 10th of the budget set aside for his stag do, Andy knows he'll need to make some savings. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:49 | |
-If you can give me an indication of what your budget is... -What are we talking? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
-Two and a half? -That's what we are hoping to do, about £2,500. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
OK. I think I actually can help you, but it's slightly lower than it normally would be. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:03 | |
-A good day. -A very good day, as it turns out. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
That's the venue and catering in the bag for just £2,500. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:11 | |
-That's really cheap. -That's ridiculously cheap. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
That should give him a bit of extra cash to splash on the rest of the wedding. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Yes, you can have your £2,000 for the stag, as a gimmick. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
Or he could just blow some more on the stag. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
You have to remember that, if any of it involves any women at all, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:30 | |
one, I'm not overly keen, you know what I mean? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
But, if you tie me up and there's any women around, she won't accept that as an excuse. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:39 | |
Being tied up will not wash. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Right now, Hannah is more concerned about what she's going to be wearing on her wedding day. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:49 | |
That's a nice dress. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
-No, I don't like it. -Oh. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Do you want big earrings, or just little earrings? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
I don't know. If he doesn't get me any jewellery, am I allowed to go out and buy myself some jewellery? | 0:14:55 | 0:15:00 | |
No - he doesn't want you to wear it. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
If he doesn't want you to wear it, you can't wear it. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
-But maybe he's just forgotten about jewellery. -Tough. You're not allowed to wear any. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
He might not be thinking about you and your dress. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
He might be thinking of himself, what can he wear? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
-He might even turn up in a suit with a Manchester United T-shirt on... -Don't! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
-DON'T! -..instead of a shirt and tie! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
-Shush! No, he wouldn't. -He might have a Man United theme going on. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:25 | |
He might! You know, instead of flowers everywhere, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
he'll have footballs everywhere, Man United footballs everywhere. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
-Football flag, or something, on the back. Man United! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
Scary now. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
He might, though, that's what he might be thinking. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
That's what she hates, that she's got no control over anything. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:45 | |
She's just got to go with whatever he wants to do, really. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Of course, what he wants to do is keep his princess happy. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
After his disaster with Hannah's engagement ring, Andy is taking no chances with the wedding ring. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
Remember, Andy, diamonds are a girl's best friend. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
You have £799 for Hannah's ring, and your own ring is £629. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
May I ask what sort of design the engagement ring is? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
-She doesn't like her engagement ring. -She doesn't like it? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
-No. She's slightly fussy. -That's OK, we don't mind fussy. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
That means perfect styling. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-You haven't met Hannah! -No, you haven't met my princess. -THEY LAUGH | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
-Do you think Andy will miss me? -Yeah. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Of course he will, you've been together for ages. He's going to miss you. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
As soon as you got together, you were always with each other. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
You've never really been apart. Have you, really? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
It's true what they say. Opps... | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
opp... what's the word? Abs, ab...? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
-Absence. -Abs...that word, | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
makes the heart grow fonder. It's well true. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
It's so weird. I appreciate Andy. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
Well, you depend on Andy a lot don't, don't you? Because Andy does everything. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
-Everything really, doesn't he? -No, he just goes to where he can get his money. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
-He does do everything, so she depends on him. -No, I don't. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-You do. -No, I don't. -You do. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-No, I don't. -You do. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
No, I don't. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-She does. -I don't. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Back at the shops, Andy has moved on to his specialist subject. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Ha-ha, this is more like it! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Basically, we were thinking of something to wear under the dress. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-We? -OK. I've been thinking about something that she can wear under the dress. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
Wrong'un, dirty boy. Dirty boy. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Hannah would kill me. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
-Does it count if it's plastic? -THEY LAUGH | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
-That's so wrong! -You see, it doesn't look good like that, but... | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
-It's for you, isn't it? -It is. This is my present to me. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Today, Hannah is meeting up with the other man in her life - | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
-her dad. -This is the person that got me obsessed about McDonalds. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
-It's his fault. -Why is it my fault? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
-Because... -That's the only thing you'd ever eat. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
I'd have to go out at 10 o'clock at night to get a McDonald's kids meal. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
Nuggets. And then it changed to chicken sandwich meal, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
no lettuce, extra mayo. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
-And Coke to drink. -She's my little princess, isn't she? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
No matter how old she is, when she gets married and everything. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Though, when I found out she was getting married, | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
I cried a bit, because I'm not going to be the number one man in her life now. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
But she'll always be my little baby. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Suddenly, it all makes sense. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Another day, another shopping trip. The boys are after bridesmaids' | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
dresses, and Andy knows there's only one colour his princess will feel pretty in - pink! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:29 | |
They're the wrong colour. Wrong colour, wrong colour, wrong colour. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-Maybe. Let's have a look at this. -That's not bad. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
It's the right colour, and it's in the sale. It's a no-brainer. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Basically, we're trying to sort out bridesmaids' dresses. OK? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:44 | |
-What, you are? -Yes, I'm picking everything, with my best man. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
Basically, if you were given that to wear, bearing in mind | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
that bridesmaids aren't always given the nicest of dresses, would you be happy with that? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-I wouldn't mind it - I quite like the colour of it. -Jason, am I being hasty? | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
-No, buy them. -Not worth faffing about, is it? -No, Buy them. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Right. I think that's decision made. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-OK. -Shall we go and sort it out, please? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
At the end of the first week, Andy has | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
a venue, some underwear, and three bargain basement bridesmaids' dresses. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
He still has everything left to do, but he's not worried. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
-Shall we call it a day? -Let's go for a pint. -Let's go. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Hannah knows her man all too well | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
and is starting to stress about his progress. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
I think Andy, at the moment, will be cocky as you like. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:34 | |
I can just see him now, being cocky about everything. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
And he'll leave everything to the last minute, because he was being so cocky. And then he'll be flapping. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:44 | |
It's doing my head in that he's not sent invites out already. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
You only need the date and the venue to do the invitation, and surely he's sorted that out already. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:54 | |
Invitations are the last thing on Andy's mind. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
The boys are so chuffed with their first week's achievements, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
that they're having a little stag do dress rehearsal. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Hold on, he's going to blow! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Next morning, and the hangover has kicked in. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Little bit rough this morning, to be honest. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
You might be feeling rough now, but over at Hannah's mum's house, he has an even bigger headache brewing. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:38 | |
People are going mad about these bloody invitations. Where it is, when it is. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
-It is well stressing me out. Why hasn't he done it? -I don't know! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Well, will you go down Speakers' Corner and speak to him? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Ask where the bloody invitations are, and tell him I want some money. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-Money? -Yes, I want some money to go out. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-Oh, my God. -He'll be expecting it. He's probably just waiting for the time he gets asked for money for me. | 0:20:55 | 0:21:01 | |
You cheeky bitch. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Happy with all they've achieved so far, the boys are contemplating the world's longest stag do. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:10 | |
-Considering we're taking the middle week off... -Yeah, we've got time to take a week off. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-How are you? -Hi, how you doing? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
-I've been brought by the bitch of the bitchest of the bitches. -She kicking off? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
She's kicking off like mad to me. She's like nearly crying. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
-Why? -You haven't done the invitations. -We've done one week. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
I've been given orders. She wants invitations. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-And she wants £50, because she's run out of money. -She wants money? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-Yes, she wants £50 off you. -She got paid £400. -It's all gone. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
-In a week? -Yeah. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
-So basically, she's bought a load of clothes? -Yes. She wants £50. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
-Tough shit. -No, because we're going out tonight! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
I don't give a toss. Basically, she shouldn't have spent her wages in a week. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:53 | |
That's ridiculous. Two weeks, I'd have probably let her off. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
But a week is a piss-take. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
I can't go back and tell her this, you know. She's going to go mad at me. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
She's blitzed it in a week, that's not my fault. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-Right, OK. And invitations, what are you doing about them? -Tell her to trust me. -Trust you? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
That's it, nothing else. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
-And no £50? -SHE GIGGLES | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
You're not going out tonight unless you're paying for it. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Excuse me, when did this get turned round for ME paying for HER? You're the one marrying her! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:25 | |
Yeah, and I'll pay for her for the rest of my life! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Yes, mate, you will. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
-Tell her I'm pissed off. -All right then. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Not to wind you up at all, but... | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
-I need a cig. -Oh, dear. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
MUSIC: "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
Of course it's Hannah, that is just what she's like. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
She doesn't think of how her actions affect me, she just piles it on and expects me to rescue her. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:56 | |
So, I'm doing the wedding. That's all I'm doing for her this month. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
Andy may not have deep pockets, but he does have a big heart. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
You've got to take the whole package. Hannah's absolutely everything else. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
She's drop-dead gorgeous. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
She is perfect for me, because she keeps me guessing. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
She does little random things. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
She throws me a little random challenges every now and again. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
We just get on. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
We are genuinely like soulmates. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
She is a pampered princess. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
I genuinely wish I was a millionaire so I could treat her the way she wants to be treated. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:33 | |
You know, I'd give her the world if I could. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
But she has to understand that I haven't got it at the moment. I can't do it. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
Let's hope Hannah understands. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
-Bad news first. -He's not giving you £50. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
He says, "I can't believe she's spent £400 in a week. I'm not giving her £50." | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-I asked him about the invitations, and he said just trust him. -He can't be arsed doing it any more. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:57 | |
BLEEP people can't be BLEEP arsed doing ONE thing for me. He's got three weeks. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
He can't do it in one week, invitations? It's hardly... | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Hello, it's MY wedding. Do you not think I've got enough stress for me at the moment? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
Without people moaning to me? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Fine. I'll go to his house, I'll take the PlayStation and I'll BLEEP pawn the PlayStation. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
See what he does then. Will I get my £50 then? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
That went well. While Sarah takes the flak, angry Andy takes a night off. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:32 | |
The next morning, and reality has started to creep into the boys' camp. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Apart from me and you, nobody knows anything and it's just not good enough for them. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:48 | |
It's Hannah that's not supposed to know, not the rest of the world. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Maybe Hannah had a point about those invitations after all. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
He's in a bit of a flap, yeah. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
I knew it was coming, I just wondered how many days it'd take. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
I just need to have things in place. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
I mean, the invites have to go out tomorrow, they need to be delivered by hand tomorrow. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
I need to sort the dress tomorrow. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
I've just got a ridiculous amount of stuff to do in a very, very short space of time. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
It's all happening tomorrow, then. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
But Andy needs to knuckle down to some serious wedding planning now. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
-Hair and make-up? -Yes, yeah. Grab somebody online. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Chester area. In fact, that's what you can do - find a hotel for her the night before. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:32 | |
I'll be just chuffed to get away with it, full stop. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh, dear, he's really bottling it. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
I really have, mate. My head is up my arse. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
With his new-found sense of urgency, Andy takes on one of his toughest tasks. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
Do you know what I'm looking for? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
I do, yeah. I know what you're looking for. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
It's got to be tight all around here, tight and... | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
yeah, and then "PUFH!" | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
I don't know what the words are, but that's what I'm looking for. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
Hannah and Sarah are also out dress shopping. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
-Hiya, can I try some dresses on? -What sort of dress are you looking for? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
-A pale pink one. This one catches my eye. -Oh, it's beautiful. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
I want a corset, don't I? A tight corset, so I'm sexy as everything. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
-Fitted at the top? -Yeah. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
-Think princess and pink, then you've got it. -OK. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
No surprises there, then. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Do you have a particular colour in mind? -White, yeah, definitely white. -Whoops! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
# Pink, it's my new obsession | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
# Pink, it's not even a question... # | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
You look really pretty! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
It really is beautiful. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
I look like a woman! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
You are a woman, you'll be a bride. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
-You do look absolutely gorgeous in that, Hannah. She looks gorgeous, doesn't she? -Yes. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
I can't speak. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
I do feel like a princess. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Like, I don't feel like sexy, but you don't wanna feel sexy, do you? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
-I feel pretty. -Like a lady. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Yeah, pretty like a lady. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
And I want Andy to cry when he sees me. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
What if he actually doesn't get me anything I like? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
I want it! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
But you can't have it. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Meanwhile, Andy has found the dress he thinks is fit for his princess. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:23 | |
It is a current Justin Alexander dress and it's very, very beautiful. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
That's well nice, Jase. She'd look like a goddess in it, won't she? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
The perfect dress, but not the perfect price. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
It's £1,035, Jase. If we can get it for £800, I'll take that. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
Because of what you're doing, and I think it's very romantic, I'm prepared... | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
-Romantic? It's the first time anyone's called it romantic. Idiotic, chaotic... -Or brave! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
Romantic and brave, I'm prepared for you to have this one. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
-Buy it. -Yeah... | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
Buy it. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
Enough, done, finished. Happy. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Very, very happy. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
10 days in and Andy's on a roll. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:01 | |
He is finally getting his invitations done. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
I know they're not the traditional wedding ones with the pinkness and the frilliness and all that stuff, | 0:28:04 | 0:28:09 | |
but they've been hassling me to do it, so I've done it as quickly as a human possibly can. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:14 | |
-That's it, innit? -And it's cheap. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
Yeah, and it's not 300 quid or something ridiculous, yeah. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
There's one very special invitation that Jason and Hannah's dog are hand delivering. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:26 | |
-Hello. -Oh, it's a puppy! -I've brought you a present. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Oh, puppy! | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
Oh, my love! | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Hello, baby! | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
What have you got me? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Just that, and that. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
And I've got strict instructions to run away now, so... | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
-Bye! -No strippers! | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
No strippers! | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
We'll see about that. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:49 | |
Aah! That's a Me To You card, it's a silver envelope. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
I know. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:54 | |
"To my princess, I love you and we will show the world how we feel on Sunday the 23rd of May, 2010." | 0:28:54 | 0:29:00 | |
Are these the invitations? They better not be just a piece of card. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
-That's not your invitation. -"PS, you need to be ready with three others to leave at about 1pm on Wednesday." | 0:29:03 | 0:29:10 | |
-I wonder where I'm going? -These boys know where they're going. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
Andy may still have a pile of invites to send out, | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
but that's not going to stop him enjoying a five-day stag do. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
And while they jet off in style, | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
the hen party have to squeeze into Jason's mate's car for their mystery tour. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:29 | |
-Not gonna fit in here. -You will, put it in the middle of yous. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
The boys have landed in Krakow, Poland - the destination of choice for any discerning stag do. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:42 | |
I'm none the wiser, I still haven't got a clue what we're doing. I'm a bit nervous. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
I reckon I've got him on this one. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
Andy has sent the girls to Blackpool, but apart from transport | 0:29:50 | 0:29:55 | |
and a hotel, he hasn't actually arranged anything for them to do. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
I thought he might have planned certain activities for us, but he hasn't. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:04 | |
So, I'm a bit bummed about that. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
The boys, meanwhile, have plenty of activities to keep them amused. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:13 | |
I can see guns. I can see lots of guns. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
We are using today 100% real gun and 100% real killing ammunition. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:20 | |
If you think, "Round, target," nice. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:21 | |
If something else, possible big problem. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
This is the reason why you must be thinking about the direction of the barrel. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:28 | |
Oh, my God, it's so cold! | 0:30:28 | 0:30:32 | |
At the Pleasure Beach, the girls are left to entertain themselves. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:36 | |
In Poland, Andy's adrenalin is pumping. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
That is amazing. You can feel your heart going like that. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:51 | |
The girls are also giving it their best shot. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:56 | |
Oh! | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
-Food. -The boys' evening entertainment begins with dinner. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
But with a wind-up merchant as a best man, who knows what could be on the menu? | 0:31:01 | 0:31:06 | |
For some reason they won't let cameras in here. No idea why. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:11 | |
Might be stitching him up a bit. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
In Blackpool, all thoughts have turned to the stag. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
What would think if he'd gone to strip clubs, straight to strip clubs. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:19 | |
-I'd get a divorce within, like, a week. -Would you? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:22 | |
I told him, he goes to a strip bar, we're having a divorce and that's it, end of. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
-What if he thought you were joking...? -He knows I'm not joking. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
-I told him. -I'm scared of you! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
Let's hope Andy's dinner was worth it. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
-It was just a nice dinner, wasn't it? -Well, not quite. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
It was a nice dinner with some topless girls, and that's the worst. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:43 | |
The boys move on to part two of their evening's entertainment, the party bus. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:49 | |
And they've found a stripper who's not at all camera shy. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:54 | |
# Get away from the bar | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
# Tell your boyfriend hold your jar and dance with me... # | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
Honestly, mate, you are a hero. I could not have picked a better man. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
Fellas! Cheers! | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
To put Hannah's mind at ease, | 0:32:12 | 0:32:16 | |
Jason sends the girls a reassuring message. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
I'm just sending Sarah little text to let her know that Andy is OK. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:24 | |
"Just so you know, Andy is very well and little drunk, and not in Eastern Europe in any way whatsoever." | 0:32:24 | 0:32:31 | |
-Where's Eastern Europe? -"Love Jason." | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
-That's a bit random, isn't it? -Where's Eastern Europe? | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
Like... is that Prague? | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
Is that Prague? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
If he is in Prague, call it off, because I'm not going down the aisle if he's in Prague. I swear to God. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:49 | |
-I'm not even joking here. -Why don't you want it to be in Prague? | 0:32:49 | 0:32:53 | |
Hookers, Rachel. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Isn't that Amsterdam? | 0:32:57 | 0:32:58 | |
As the party bus heads off into the Polish night, Hannah has cut short her hen do. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:04 | |
"We're not in Eastern Europe, ha ha, smiley face." | 0:33:04 | 0:33:08 | |
Shut up, Jason, I'm not stupid. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
As if I'd let my boyfriend go abroad with you. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
Not on this earth. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
Not while I'm alive. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:16 | |
For a start, it's Eastern Europe. What's in Eastern Europe? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, lap dancers. No, no, no. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:26 | |
Oh, God. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
Day three of the stag, and it's not a pretty sight. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:36 | |
It's Friday, we're going home today. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
I've managed to get through the stag, I'm not... | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
I'm not dead, I'm not bruised or battered, either. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
And I woke up in a bed | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
on my own. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
I'm happy. I think I've got away with it. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:56 | |
I don't think my boys have stitched me up as bad as they could have, | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
so I'm very grateful. And my head's hurting and my throat hurts. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:04 | |
Andy's hangover is about to get a lot worse. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:08 | |
-Jason? -What? -Where's my wallet? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
-I don't know. -Alex has lost his passport. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
We need to leave for the airport in two hours. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
The problem is that the embassy is in Warsaw, which is three hours away. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
We're basically screwed. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
We need to figure out a way of getting Alex home without a passport in the next two hours. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:30 | |
This is the only thing I've not organised, and it's been fantastic, but I might not be able to go home. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:37 | |
But as Alex resigns himself to an extended stay, the god of stag dos answers their prayers. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:44 | |
Passport, in the steam room. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:48 | |
I do not need that sort of stress, I could have killed him. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:52 | |
All his clothes, his passport, his wallet, everything, | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
on the floor in the steam room like he's evaporated. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
Three days down, two more to go. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
Right, then. That's part one of the stag done. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:06 | |
-Shall we go to Cornwall? -Let's go to Cornwall. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
While Andy heads off to Cornwall, Hannah is back in Colwyn Bay. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:14 | |
After the disastrous hen do, she's treating herself to some pampering with bridesmaid Ciara. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:19 | |
That's relaxing. It's what I need after that bloody text message. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:23 | |
I got a text message, "Andy's OK, a little drunk and we're not in Eastern Europe whatsoever," | 0:35:23 | 0:35:29 | |
-and I just went mad. -Oh, no! -The last two days I've been like... | 0:35:29 | 0:35:34 | |
-Going crazy. -Going crazy, haven't I? I think it was just that message... | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
It topped it off for you. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
The straw that broke the camel's back, wasn't it? | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
And then, like, I had a really good night's sleep last night and now it's just like, "OK, I'm all right." | 0:35:43 | 0:35:50 | |
The wedding might still be on after all. Phew! | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
It's a week before the big day, Andy's left Jason in Cornwall and has arrived home to a pile | 0:35:55 | 0:36:00 | |
of unsent invitations and a heap of wedding admin. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
I need to get flower girl stuff, I need to get hair extensions, | 0:36:04 | 0:36:09 | |
I need to speak to the photographer... | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
Having spent five days and two grand on his stag, Andy's rethinking his priorities. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:16 | |
Yep, bouncy castles, magicians and all that sort of stuff - | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
it would have been great fun to have, it's all gone out the window, basically. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
Whether it's just I'm missing her or whether | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
I feel bad because we spent two grand on the stag, or what, but... | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
I just think Jason's gone now as well, no-one can actually stop me | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
being soppy and doing it for her, which is what I wanna do. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
# Lord, I'm doing all I can | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
# To be a better man. # | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
So while I'm out and about, anything I see that's | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
gonna make my princess happy, I think I might start buying it. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
Not feeling in any way guilty about his stag and what he got up to on it | 0:36:48 | 0:36:54 | |
Andy is now on a mission to pamper his princess. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:58 | |
# There ain't no rest for the wicked | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
# Until we close our eyes for good. # | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
Hello, there. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
If you can do me two bouquets and... | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
what other goodies can I get for her? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
-I need some goodies to butter her up the rest of this week so she turns up. -Oh, right, OK. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:16 | |
I want to send her some flowers every day for the next four days. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:20 | |
A single red rose | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
-on each day, or...? -That would work. Yeah? That would work. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:26 | |
I need to get into her head so she knows that this is all about her, and I realise it's all about her. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:31 | |
And on the day, she's going to have a nice bouquet | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
in the morning, delivered probably with a McDonald's breakfast. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:40 | |
That's my thinking. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
"Two days, two people, one life, together forever. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
"I can't wait to be your husband." | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
Oh, bless! | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
He's impressed one lady, now he has to impress another three. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:54 | |
Andy's got the bridesmaids coming round to try on their cut-price dresses. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
-Oh, they're nice! -God, I'm good! | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
-I'm so excited. -That way. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
1-0 Andy, I think. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
-Don't bet on it. Ay carumba! -OK... | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
-My boobs are too big! -Yeah, I think they are. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
-I don't think Hannah will be very impressed if I... -No, I don't think she would be. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:17 | |
But you'd probably pull. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:18 | |
Andy, I don't care! | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
# Nothing is gonna bring me down... # | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
With only five days till the wedding, Andy heads off to change the dress. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:27 | |
He's got half-an-hour before Hannah's mum comes round to pick up the remaining invitations. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:33 | |
But back at home, someone's been destroying his wedding plans. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
Flake, in! What's this?! | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
We've been gone half-an-hour! | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
You trashed it, you little BLEEP! | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
I did not need that at all. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
It's the whole book, it's the wedding book, all the invites, everything that was in this. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:57 | |
It's BLEEP everything I had. | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
Is Flake trying to tell him something? | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
Oh, my God, Flake! | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
Just literally tore it to pieces. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
That's it, mother of the bride's coming round, house is a tip, dog's eaten everything. Nice one. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:14 | |
Yeah, you might look cute, mate. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
You're not fooling anyone. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
This is your mummy's wedding day. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
It will be me that gets it in the neck if it's not right. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
You have destroyed everything, Flake. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
Everything. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
-Hello. -Hello, you all right? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
-No, I've just had a disaster. That's my wedding book with everything in it... -No! | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
Everything. I managed to salvage three that the dog didn't eat. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:42 | |
-Right. -But they're not exactly in great nick and I'm very, very sorry. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
That one's perfect. I'm gonna have to get some more of them run up. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
I haven't even given any to any of my family. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
I've just told them, "This is what you're doing, turn up." | 0:39:52 | 0:39:56 | |
Oh, the old "Dog ate my homework" excuse. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
Hannah's mum isn't impressed. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
She's now got to invite the remaining guests herself. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
That's a bit off, isn't it? Because I think there's | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
a dozen people who I could invite, so do I just flash them an invite and pass it on to the next person? | 0:40:07 | 0:40:14 | |
Doesn't look very good, that, does it, really? | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
With four days to go, phase one of Andy's plan to keep Hannah sweet swings into action. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:22 | |
What the hell's that smell? I can't be doing with it. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
It might take more than that to cheer Hannah up today. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
He could have picked that from the garden himself. Tiny! | 0:40:28 | 0:40:32 | |
-You miserable... -I am miserable today. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
"My princess, four days to go." Knobhead! | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
That's put a smile on her face for a minute, anyway. There we are. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
Of course he's missing me. I'd miss me. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
"I'd miss me!" | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
I would miss me. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
What Andy's really missing are Hannah's wedding shoes. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
With only a couple of days to go, he's left this crucial purchase to the last minute. | 0:40:55 | 0:41:00 | |
I could buy 99 things out of 100, but shoes, she's so fussy. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:06 | |
When I see shoes and I think, "Oh, they're nice," she'll hate them. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:11 | |
So that's probably one of the reasons I left it late. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:15 | |
Well, I've left it to pretty much the last thing. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
It's actually probably been more difficult than the dress. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Tell you what, those ones have got a bit of sparkle, they're nice | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
and silver, the heel's not too big, so they'd be lovely for pictures. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
Those, they just look comfortable... | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
-And she can walk in them as well, which is nice. -I like them. -Yeah? -Yes. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
Andy's hedging his bets and buying two pairs. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
That's probably gonna be the buy of the wedding, two pairs of shoes for Hannah, 50 quid all in. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:43 | |
So after the "buy of the wedding," Andy's back to his cocksure self. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:48 | |
I'm pretty confident I've got most of it wrapped up, you know? | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
She's got the flowers coming, I'm gonna ask the make-up artist people | 0:41:51 | 0:41:56 | |
to take her a McDonald's breakfast, you know? | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
Sausage and egg McMuffin with no cheese, Coke, no hash browns. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:04 | |
You know, all the little things that I know she likes just to make her feel comfortable and relaxed. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:12 | |
I want her day to be perfect. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
If Hannah's disappointed with the dress or the shoes or the fact that | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
I've forgotten to invite certain people, yeah, I will be gutted. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
I will... No, in fact, more than that, | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
I'll be devastated, because I have worked so hard on this, because I know it's important to her. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:31 | |
But I'm hoping that, at the end of the day, she will realise that the important things have been done. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:37 | |
The big morning... | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
It's the day before the wedding. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
While Andy finishes off some last minute details, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
Hannah is about to see her wedding dress for the very first time. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:55 | |
-What are you laughing at? -Cos I don't like any that I can see. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
You've not even looked at them! | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
-I can see I don't like any. -My God! | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
Nothing catches my eye at all, like... | 0:43:03 | 0:43:06 | |
Words can't describe you! | 0:43:06 | 0:43:08 | |
-Hannah dreamed of a confection in candyfloss, but Andy wanted his princess in white. -Oh, my God. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:14 | |
Oh, I love that! | 0:43:14 | 0:43:16 | |
-Can I open my eyes? -Yeah! | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
-My God! -Do you like it? | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
Very sparkly, isn't it? | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
The one in my head was pink, wasn't it? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
I think I need to try it on first. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
I'll wait here for you. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
If she had to choose a dress it would be pink, definitely. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:37 | |
-I mean, white's traditional, isn't it? -I don't know. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
-I don't know. -Have I got a veil or a tiara? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
Not here. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:45 | |
But he has left you with some shoes. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
-Oh, my God. -Oh, it's well pretty. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
You look so pretty. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:00 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
-I like it. -Do you like it? | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
Yeah. Sexy! | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
Do you prefer that one than the pink one? | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
Don't know, oh! | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
-Not quite sure. -Half and half. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
-It's a different cut on the top, isn't it? -It's straight. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
-I wanted one... -Like a heart one? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
Yeah, so you could see a bit of boobage, but you can't on this. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:26 | |
-Hannah, it's nice! -Gorgeous. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
So do you like it or not? | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
It may not be pink, but... | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
-..I like it. -Hooray! | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
Now it's time for Andy's buy of the wedding. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
Oh, I've got two?! Wooh! | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
What are you laughing at? | 0:44:47 | 0:44:48 | |
There you are, Deirdre. Wear them. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Right, I'm not wearing them. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
One pair down, one to go. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
Why is he wasting money on crappy shoes? | 0:44:59 | 0:45:01 | |
-I don't really like these, either. -Let's have a look. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
I'm not wearing these shoes. LAUGHTER | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
-They're BLEEP hideous. -I think they're nice. -Are you lying? | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
-I'm not lying. -Don't lie. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
Two pairs of minging shoes, what a waste of money. Arse. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
-I think these are sexy! -They're about as sexy as... | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
Hannah, please try them on. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
They look like, you know when your nan tries to wear heels? | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:45:26 | 0:45:27 | |
-They cost £55. -55 quid for them?! You're BLEEP joking me. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:32 | |
Take them bloody back. SHE GROANS | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:35 | |
Well, now I'm in a bad mood now. I don't care about the dress, now I've got minging shoes. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:42 | |
-Unable to get Hannah to try the shoes on, bridesmaid Ciara puts in an emergency call to Andy. -Hello? | 0:45:42 | 0:45:48 | |
Hi, Andy. It's Ciara. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
How dare you put shoes that ugly in front of my face? | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
Hannah is really, really fuming with them shoes, Andy. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:56 | |
-She hates them. -The shoes?! | 0:45:56 | 0:45:57 | |
-They've got a stain on. -Yeah. -Which ones? There's two pairs. -Both of them. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:01 | |
-She said they're awful. -Like Bridezilla, you are. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
She's going mental. She loves the dress, | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
but as soon as those shoes came out, she was like, "I don't really care any more." | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
-I want new ones today. -She said she wants new ones today. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
And a tiara and a veil. Today. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Look how pretty you look and you're just... | 0:46:14 | 0:46:18 | |
behaving like a little spoilt brat. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
Ciara, tell her to stop stressing... | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
Yeah? | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
-..to trust me... -'Yeah?' | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
..and I'll sort it, all right? | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
'Tell her I thought them shoes were nice, but she's a princess, she'll get what she wants.' | 0:46:30 | 0:46:36 | |
-OK then. Bye. -Ta-rah. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:38 | |
Shoes! Always about the bloody shoes. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
He liked them shoes! | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
No, but the woman says I need shoes now to sort the dress out so I need my shoes NOW. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:52 | |
-He said don't worry. -Well, ring him back and tell him, I need the shoes...NOW. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
Tell him, Hannah's screaming, "I want my shoes now." | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
Hannah's refusing to put them shoes on so the woman... | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
'Tell her... Hang on a minute.' | 0:47:03 | 0:47:04 | |
-Tell her she's going to have three-inch heels and to stop being ridiculous. -What's he saying, Ciara? | 0:47:04 | 0:47:08 | |
Put them shoes on for the height and stop being ridiculous. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:12 | |
No, no, no. I want my shoes now. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
No, not wearing them. I can't wear the dress then. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
-Unless I get shoes now. -Well, tell her I'm not a fricking magician. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
He's not a BLEEP magician, he's got to run round. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
Well, what an idiot, why buy hideous shoes? 55 quid? | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
Tell her to stop stressing. You won't be able to see the shoes, but I'll get her a new pair. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
Tell her to stop stressing and look forward to the BLEEP wedding. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:34 | |
All right? Tell her, I'm not impressed with this at all. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:37 | |
Tell her it is our wedding day tomorrow and she's flapping over a £20 pair of shoes. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:41 | |
He's sorting them out now. He said you just need to try on | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
three inches and then he's going to get you another pair of shoes. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:48 | |
-I'm not putting them on my feet. -You don't have to. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
Well, you have to put... If they're three inches... | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
I'm not putting them on my feet. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
It's a pair of stupid shoes no-one's going to see under her dress. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
They might just be stupid shoes to Andy, but on the eve | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
of their wedding, will his bride ever put herself in his? | 0:48:06 | 0:48:11 | |
After three weeks, the big day is finally here. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:22 | |
Hannah's getting ready at a hotel where Andy has left her two more pairs of shoes. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:28 | |
Came back and there was nice shoes in the room so... | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
he fixed it pretty quick. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
And she's in no doubt about what she expects from the rest of the day. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
It's just got to be ten out of ten. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
No less will do. So he'd better cry when he sees me. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
I don't think I'll cry. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
I don't want to cry. I don't like crying. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
-Andy's at the venue doing everything he can to make sure it's perfect for his bride. -That looks all right. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:51 | |
No, it doesn't. That looks terrible. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
He's sent her an army of beauticians and is even prepared to be seen in public wearing baby pink. | 0:48:53 | 0:49:01 | |
You look very pretty in pink, mate, I must say. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
Don't even go there. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
I can't believe you're getting married! | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
-A toast, to Hannah Brammer. -To Hannah Brammer. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
-Oh, my God. -Rest in peace. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
God rest her soul! | 0:49:14 | 0:49:16 | |
Despite the late invitations, guests are starting to arrive. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:22 | |
-Good luck, see you after, all right? -OK. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
As mum and the bridesmaids head to the venue, reality is starting to sink in for Hannah. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:30 | |
I'm getting nervous now. I didn't think I would. I think I'd be like, "Whatever. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:33 | |
"I don't care." But now I'm like, | 0:49:33 | 0:49:36 | |
"Aah, scared!" I'm just scared. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
Her transport has arrived, but it's not the fairy-tale beginning she'd hoped for. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:45 | |
That's not a horse and carriage, is it? It's nice, though. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:49 | |
Let me look at your suit. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
-Is it all right? -Turn round. It's not tails or anything, is it? | 0:49:52 | 0:49:57 | |
Yeah, you've got a BLEEP hat. | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
Put it on, let me have a look. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:00 | |
-You're not wearing that, take that off. -OK, babes. -You can't wear that. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
Remember, you're my only daughter and I love you. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
-OK. -Right, so anything you want, OK? | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
-OK. -And I hope you're all right. OK? -OK. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
-Love you, babe. -Love you, too. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
# Oh, I'll be there waiting for you | 0:50:17 | 0:50:24 | |
# Oh, I'll be there waiting for you | 0:50:24 | 0:50:31 | |
# Oh, I'll be there waiting for you... # | 0:50:33 | 0:50:38 | |
As they near Crabwall Manor, Hannah gets her first glimpse of where she will be married. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:44 | |
I don't know. It looks like a hotel. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:48 | |
I didn't want anywhere that looked hotely. I don't like hotel-looking places. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:53 | |
But it does have one thing going for it. | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
It looks posh. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
Looks like he might have spent a bit of money on it. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
-Which is good. -Ladies and gentlemen, could I ask you to stand, please, for the arrival of the bride. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:11 | |
# Oooh | 0:51:18 | 0:51:22 | |
# I knew I loved you before I met you... # | 0:51:22 | 0:51:27 | |
The man who would do anything for his princess is even giving her the tears she wanted. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:33 | |
# I knew I loved you before I met you | 0:51:33 | 0:51:38 | |
# I have been waiting all my... # | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
Stop crying! SHE LAUGHS | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
If you would like to say these words after me. I give you this ring... | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
-I give you this ring. -..as a symbol of our marriage... | 0:51:51 | 0:51:54 | |
-As a symbol of our marriage. -..and as an outward sign... | 0:51:54 | 0:51:57 | |
-And as an outward sign. -..of the commitment... | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
-Of the commitment. -..we are making to one another. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
We are making to one another. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
-I give you this ring. -As a symbol of our marriage... -As a symbol of our marriage. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:10 | |
-..and as an outward sign... -And as an outward sign. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
-..of the commitment... -Of the commitment. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
-..we are making to one another. -We are making to one another. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:18 | |
Squish it on! | 0:52:18 | 0:52:20 | |
-I can now say you are truly husband and wife. Many congratulations. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:52:21 | 0:52:26 | |
# She can kill with a smile She can wound with her eyes | 0:52:26 | 0:52:31 | |
# She can ruin your faith with her casual lies... # | 0:52:31 | 0:52:35 | |
Get me a can of Coke! | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
# ..And she only reveals what she wants you to see... # | 0:52:37 | 0:52:41 | |
One, two three, whoo! | 0:52:41 | 0:52:43 | |
# ..She hides like a child But she's always a woman to me... # | 0:52:43 | 0:52:48 | |
McDonald's! | 0:52:48 | 0:52:50 | |
-You did make it pretty stressful. -How did I make it stressful? | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
Well, them shoes for starters! Them shoes are awful. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
Babe, listen, I did all right. Shoes, I'm no good with. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
-You know that. -But you know what I'm like with shoes myself. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
-That's why I thought I'd bought two pairs to cover it. -Two awful pairs! | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
# ..She's always a woman to me... # | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
Hands up! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:11 | |
CHEERING | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
So far, so good. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:15 | |
Now Andy just has to impress Hannah with the reception. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:19 | |
-It's pink. -Listen, princess, | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
you're a pink princess. Look, this is your room. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
I love these. Yeah, I love it. It's really, really nice. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
And I love the balloons as well. And I like... | 0:53:27 | 0:53:31 | |
And I like them balloons as well. They're pretty. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
-But with Hannah, there's always something. -It's a bit hideous, babe. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
-Well, I know, but... -What kind of cake is it? | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
-It's sponge, of course. -Can I eat some? | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
Course you can. It's your cake, you can eat what you like. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
-Is that me and you? -Yeah. -Look at you! | 0:53:47 | 0:53:48 | |
I did forget something. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
I forgot my speech. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
But, I mean, look at my princess. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:05 | |
You know, have you ever seen a more beautiful girl? | 0:54:05 | 0:54:08 | |
CHEERING | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
A couple of weeks ago, we had a few drinks in the bar and between throwing up over the railings, | 0:54:11 | 0:54:17 | |
he was saying, "I miss my princess." That's all he said, all week. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:21 | |
He spent 20 minutes yesterday in the car sobbing to Michael Buble. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
What can you say? I'd like to propose a toast to Andy and Hannah, the bride and groom. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:32 | |
Andy and Hannah. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
ALL: Andy and Hannah. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:36 | |
I don't think she's that hard to please, she makes out | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
she is, but I think she's not as hard as what she makes out to be. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
When it came down to it, he's pulled it out of the bag and everything's been absolutely perfect. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:47 | |
WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
Don't tell him this, but I probably couldn't have done it any better myself if I tried. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:52 | |
So has he made up for the stag do? | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
I know they went to Poland, which I'm not impressed about. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
It's done, it's forgotten about. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
The day has been perfect so I can forget anything else. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
Fair play to the lad, he did really good. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
She'll always be my princess, but she's somebody else's princess as well. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:17 | |
I've had Andy back for three weeks, which was lovely, | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
fantastic and now he's back to lost forever I think now! | 0:55:21 | 0:55:26 | |
Our relationship won't change. I wear the trousers. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:30 | |
I'll always wear the trousers. Andy needs a girl that's dominating. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:35 | |
Stop singing! | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
# We'll get lost together... # | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
Now, some people say she's got a bit of a mouth on her, a bit of an attitude. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:43 | |
She's my princess and she's perfect for me. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
You know, not everyone's cup of tea. Couldn't give a toss. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:49 | |
Anyone tries to take her off me, there'll be trouble. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
-I love you. -I love you. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
OWL HOOTS | 0:55:58 | 0:56:00 | |
Next time, Colin and Sally. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:03 | |
Hello, everybody, my name is Willy Wonka. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
-What party is it you're going to? -My wedding. -Your wedding? -Your wedding? | 0:56:06 | 0:56:11 | |
-Are you tripping? You're getting married to the girl. -Is he taking the piss? | 0:56:11 | 0:56:16 | |
This is a disaster. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
Oh, my gosh. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
-I'm loving it, I'm loving it! -Oh, my God. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:25 | |
Now, I've just somehow crossed the line. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:30 | |
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
# I said, baby, you're not lost | 0:56:34 | 0:56:38 | |
# I said, baby, you're not lost | 0:56:41 | 0:56:45 | |
# Ooh, yeah, yeah | 0:56:45 | 0:56:48 | |
# I said, baby you're not lost. # | 0:56:52 | 0:56:55 | |
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