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Five years of Don't Tell The Bride. 48 brave brides.

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48 game-on grooms.

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-Dozens of dress disasters.

-Don't panic.

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And one near miss.

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-Please, just get on the plane.

-I'm not coming.

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Game over.

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Now, we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride,

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as 12 more blushing brides leave the biggest day of their lives...

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-Oh, my God.

-..in the hands of the men they love.

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-The grooms get three weeks...

-No way!

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-..and £12,000...

-12 Gs, man.

-Oh, God!

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-Are you ready?

-Born ready, mate.

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..and the brides get no say on how it's spent.

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I just don't want to do this anymore.

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-So, saddle up for tears...

-He's not got the right one!

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-..tantrums...

-Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?

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..and total meltdowns.

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I can't even plan a wedding for her. I can't, I can't do anything.

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Tonight, can people-pleaser Cameron deliver the traditional wedding

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-his bride is crying out for?

-Oh, God.

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SCREAMING

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This isn't what I expected at all.

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Or will his dream turn into a multi-cultural nightmare?

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-Did he say Scottish India?

-What's it got to do with Sarah?

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You weren't thinking about anyone else, you know you're not.

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A bride desperate for a wedding better than her sister's...

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Knowing my sister's having the perfect wedding,

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and mine will be forgotten...

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This could be my hen night/divorce party

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..and a groom desperate to please everybody...

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I don't want to do this anymore. I want to go home.

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I really did think he wouldn't do that one little thing.

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..can this man...

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I want to run away and live in the woods somewhere on my own.

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..give this woman...

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What's more important,

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him being upset five minutes or me upset for the rest of my life?

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..the wedding of her dreams?

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Would absolutely break my soul if she hated it.

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I've put so much effort in for her.

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It would break my soul.

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Just shove it in.

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I'm not shoving it in, I'm just packing it for you, babes.

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Don't be mean to me, because you're not going to see me for three weeks.

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Today, 22-year-old Sarah is leaving the home she shares in Plymouth

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with 23 year-old fiance Cameron to let him arrange their wedding.

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It was love at first sight for car sprayer Cameron

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and teaching assistant Sarah

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when they met in their local pub two and a half years ago.

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-I asked Sarah for her number, and you gave it to me, didn't you?

-Yeah.

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-We met up about a week later.

-We went out.

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-Since then...

-We haven't spent a night apart.

-Yeah.

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Cameron really does mean everything to me.

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He's definitely the love of my life.

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My life's a lot more full and happy now I'm with Sarah.

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With Sarah's happiness as top priority,

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Cameron decided to propose at her late granddad's grave.

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I wanted to do it in a special way. She would appreciate that.

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It's never what I would have expected, by a graveside.

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But he thought if he did it there, in that way,

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then my granddad could be there too,

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which was really sweet that he'd really thought of it that way.

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Cameron works hard at trying to please his bride-to-be.

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-Take the clean stuff out.

-OK, Sarah!

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Bring that clean stuff in.

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No, clean stuff in the basket.

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When she doesn't get her own way, she stamps and shouts.

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-I'm quite spoilt.

-She definitely wears the trousers.

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I know how to get what I want, and I normally do.

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She's always got me wrapped around her little finger.

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He'd do anything to make me happy, really.

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Cameron found it tough, growing up

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with his seven older brothers and sisters, and was always the underdog in his family home.

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It was quite hectic, me being the youngest.

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I was...not tortured, but bullied a lot.

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As one of the last in the family to marry,

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Cameron's keen for his Scottish dad and Indian mum

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to see him settled down.

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My dad's, like, 82 or 83.

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My mum's had a lot of illnesses.

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She's recently come out of intensive care.

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To get this opportunity now to do this is really good.

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At least I know they're going to be here to see me down the aisle.

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I want to make them proud.

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Pleasing everyone will be tough,

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but Sarah's hoping he'll at least put her first.

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Everything he does is to please everybody else.

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I want everyone to like me. No-one wants anyone to dislike them.

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He just wants to impress everybody.

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But pleasing his bride isn't Cameron's only worry.

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Oh, I do like her.

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Sarah's 26 year-old sister Katie is also planning a wedding.

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I'm getting married next year.

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I've planned quite a lot of mine.

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Katie's been saving for years

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to afford the traditional wedding of her dreams,

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and she won't let anyone steal her thunder,

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especially her sister Sarah.

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127 people on my guest list.

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Sarah would love my wedding.

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-What colours do you like?

-That one.

-That's the one I'm having!

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THEY LAUGH

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The main reason she'd love my wedding is because

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it's my wedding and she would love to take it.

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Everything is just what I would want.

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I definitely want to have a better wedding than her.

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Sister Katie hopes that Cameron avoids the choices she's made

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for her big day - the traditional church, country-house reception

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and hot-pink colour scheme.

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Katie's probably worried Cameron will do the same as her, like, her venue,

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really similar bridesmaids dresses,

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or similar wedding dress, or the same flowers.

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She's obsessed with her flowers.

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If it were the same flowers, I think she'd go mental.

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I've been talking about it around Cameron.

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It does panic me that he's going to pick up on the things I want.

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I think she's got faith that Cameron will mess up

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and her wedding will be perfect and mine will have been a disaster.

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She's probably enjoying this a lot.

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-There's a lot for him to do in three weeks.

-For Cameron,

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who dropped out of school at 14, it's a Catch-22 situation.

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To please his bride, he will have to steal Katie's wedding plans.

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But to avoid upsetting her sister,

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he can't give Sarah the wedding she wants.

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I had a nightmare that I got it wrong. That was scary.

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Everyone told me I was crap and kicked me out of the church.

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That was quite scary. I woke up sweating.

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Let's hope that's one dream that doesn't come true.

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It's time to say goodbye.

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The next time Sarah sees Cameron, it will be at the altar.

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-See you later, babes.

-See ya.

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-Love you.

-Love you too.

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Bye.

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For the first time in his life, Cameron is completely alone.

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It's me and the cat,

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and it's really depressing!

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It's really depressing.

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Now even the cat's done a runner. Give the guy a break!

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But if soppy Cameron needs someone to cuddle up to,

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on hand is best man Jay, complete with his lucky pillow.

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And Jay, a university graduate,

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knows exactly what Cameron is letting himself in for.

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Sarah wears the trousers in the relationship, big time.

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He's used to having all the hard decisions made for him.

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Now he's in a position where he has to make the decisions,

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I think it might get to him more.

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'The only worry I've got is,

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'can we get it done to the standard we want in three weeks?'

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How's it going?

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-Bit stressed, mate.

-Yeah?

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Already stressed? Sarah's only been gone an hour!

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Across town, Sarah's settling in with her big sister Katie

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and her three kids, Poppy, Lily and Jack.

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Oh, God. What have I done?

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Not only is Sarah separated from Cameron for the first time,

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she'll have to watch rival bride Katie plan her own wedding.

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Thank you, I feel much better now.

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-So relaxed.

-Good.

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Thanks, love!

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Do you think it will be fun? Think it will be good?

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Funny. I think it will be funny.

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That's good(!) It's going to be a big old joke!

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That's Auntie Sarah's wedding is, a big old joke, isn't it?

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With traditional girl Sarah out of the picture,

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the boys get stuck straight in... to a bottle of cider.

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Cameron's already decided on a theme to honour his parent's heritage.

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Have you got any ideas at all about what you want?

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We're wearing kilts, and I'm thinking a pink-and-orange theme.

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That's Bollywood, isn't it? I was doing an Indian theme.

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Mum's Indian, my dad's Scottish. Somewhere,

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I would like to introduce that into the themes.

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Wear kilts, have curries. That's all right, isn't it?!

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With the Indian thing, you could either

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sit down for a three-course Indian meal,

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or just big pots of curry, big pots of rice.

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-Just a massive samosa!

-Good!

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With the wedding theme decided, the boys take the rest of the day off.

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-Do you want a kiss?

-No, but I'd like you to stop touching my ear!

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I'm not touching your ear!

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It's the following morning.

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While Cameron's Scottish-Indian wedding is close to his heart,

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it's a world away from what Sarah and her mum would expect.

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St Werburgh's in the village of Wembury is Sarah's local church,

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and holds special memories for her family.

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It also happens to be where sister Katie is having her wedding.

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It would be so pretty. It's a big aisle, as well,

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so my massive dress would fit, which would be good.

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Maybe petals on the floor, that would be quite nice.

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-I don't know what the vicar would feel about that.

-I don't care.

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-He surely would have thought of this.

-I'm sure he has.

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It just makes sense, doesn't it? We got engaged here.

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My granddad's here.

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Mum and Dad got married here. You're getting married here.

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-I don't want to be the odd one out.

-No.

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Why would we not get married here?

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It doesn't make any sense if he doesn't.

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-I won't be very happy if he doesn't.

-I won't be.

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I certainly won't be very happy.

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Oh, dear.

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Imagine if everyone said, "What a crap wedding,"

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and then everyone would say, "Katie's was so wonderful!"

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Yes!

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And at the moment, that's looking likely.

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Sarah's traditional church wedding couldn't be further

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from Cameron's thoughts.

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He's stepping into gear with Jay and usher Paul

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to find a ceremony venue to fit his Scottish-Indian theme.

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A Scottish-looking castle.

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Haldon Belvedere, also known as Lawrence Castle, was built in 1788.

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Here we have the ceremony room.

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This originally was a miniature ballroom,

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where the lords used to entertain their special guests.

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I've set it up today for... This is for 40 guests seating,

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but we can seat 50 quite comfortably here.

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Only 50?! Sister Katie's having 127 guests at hers.

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Oh, this is lovely.

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This is absolutely lovely.

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Built over three floors, there are 99 steps to the roof terrace.

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You can get some stunning views of Devon.

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Wow.

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A great place for wedding pictures, if you're not afraid of heights.

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-Come to the edge!

-No way!

-Come to the edge!

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Mate, you have to have your photo like this. You'll be fine.

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Don't do that. I would vomit everywhere!

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You are a girl!

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The castle will cost Cameron £650 for three hours.

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But with space limited to 50 guests,

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is there space for Cameron's extend family?

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This is the slow way down. The quick way is over the top!

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-That's out my comfort zone now.

-Yeah.

-I think it's great.

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-I think it ticks all the boxes we want, doesn't it?

-Mate, it's the perfect venue.

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But it's not Sarah's family church,

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and they'll be hard pushed to fit both families in for the ceremony.

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But the boys have decided on the Scottish-style castle.

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I don't think she'll be expecting it, as well.

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The problem is, it's a 40-mile trip from where Sarah lives.

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-But an expensive solution flies by.

-I like the idea of the helicopter.

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-Yeah.

-I bet Sarah's older sister Katie hadn't thought of that!

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What's happening with Katie?

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She's getting married in Wembury Church,

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-and going to a venue afterwards.

-Surprise(!)

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You'll remember this more than you will that.

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You probably will remember this more than that,

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but it might be for the wrong reasons!

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I don't care. It's your balls on the line, not mine!

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So, Cameron isn't giving Sarah

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the church wedding she so desperately wants,

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and Katie will be happy with that.

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-But can he outdo her on the reception venue?

-Wow.

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Just two miles from the castle, the boys are at Burnicombe Farm.

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-It offers a little bit of India.

-Wow.

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It's just the thing to please Cameron's Indian mum.

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Lined with delicate block-printed Indian cotton,

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the Raj tent could provide the perfect backdrop for the reception.

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But at £4,000 for the tent hire alone,

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it will take a huge chunk out of the budget.

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-I love it.

-I love it, too.

-It goes with the theme that we want.

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-It's close to being perfect. It's really expensive.

-Yeah.

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-We'll have to go away and think about it.

-We shall wait and see.

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It even has a toilet in the background! What more do you want?

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-I think Sarah would like it.

-I do.

-I think Sarah would love this.

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-I think her mum would like it.

-Yeah, I'm not too sure what...

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I think they would like it.

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-It's hard to keep everyone happy, isn't it?

-You don't have to.

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-You've got to keep everyone happy.

-You can't make everyone happy!

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-It is yours and Sarah's day.

-Can't give the finger to everyone.

-Why?

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Everyone else will have a good time.

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You're constantly thinking about her mum not liking it, that's it.

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You're not thinking about anybody else, you know you're not.

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People-pleaser Cameron has a lot to think about.

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Traditional bride Sarah

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knows exactly where she wants her reception,

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and it's not in a tent.

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Her heart is set on a country-house location,

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just like her sister Katie's.

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Less than two miles from Sarah's chosen church is Langdon Court

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where her family have been regulars since she was a child,

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and is a perfect setting for a traditional wedding.

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Ah, look at the staircase!

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-If it was a nice day, it would be gorgeous here. Just perfect.

-Yeah.

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-Nice floor. You could have flowers all along there.

-Definitely.

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-And all over the windows. Canapes.

-Yeah.

-And a harp.

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And more flowers everywhere. Flowers everywhere.

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-And it's so close to Wembury Church.

-It is.

-It's the ideal place.

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-It is.

-Perfect. Perfect for a wedding.

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But convinced he's on the right path with a marquee reception,

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Cameron is looking at a cheaper second option.

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I didn't expect the view when I got up here.

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-It's a bit windy today.

-Really windy!

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-You seem worried about something.

-It's just... I don't know.

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At £1,300, it's nearly £3,000 less than the Raj tent

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and allows the boys to put their own stamp on it, which means...

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Well, it could mean anything, let's face it.

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You have to look outside the box here, mate.

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We could do a lot to this to make it look nice.

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You could have glasses and flowers all over the table.

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I feel seasick!

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-Decorations down the walls, you could have a bar.

-Really?

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-You could have a disco. Drapes and...

-Sails?

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It's hard to walk into a massive white tent and imagine that.

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It is if you're thick.

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It is if you're thick!

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-I do like it. I like the price, as well.

-Exactly.

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Imagine if he did a marquee in a field, Portaloos.

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Imagine if he got me heels,

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and I'm walking through a field with my heels digging in.

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-At least then you won't blow over!

-Oh, my God!

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Sarah is very fussy, but...

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I think Sarah would be happy with this.

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He better pick this. Why would he choose anywhere else?

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I'd be upset if it wasn't here.

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-Please, Cameron.

-But Cameron's only considering tents for his reception.

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It's a big risk to take with his traditional bride.

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But at least it will be nothing like sister Katie's wedding.

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-What if he had bright pink gerberas?

-Or a dress like yours?

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-Then we'll forever be compared.

-I would be devastated.

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I would actually be devastated.

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He wouldn't do that to me, surely?

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Of course he wouldn't(!)

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Because if there is one thing Cameron can't forget about,

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it's that his wedding can absolutely, definitely

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not include sister Katie's pink gerberas.

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-It's going to be an Indian and Scottish theme.

-Oh, wow.

-Yeah.

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Roses are good. White roses, excellent.

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-Perhaps we can incorporate some hot-pink flowers.

-Yeah.

0:18:050:18:08

OK, pink is fine. Just NOT pink gerberas.

0:18:080:18:11

The gerberas?

0:18:110:18:13

No, not pink gerberas!

0:18:130:18:16

Would you like to see some pink gerberas? Shall I bring some out?

0:18:160:18:19

Yeah, that's the sort of pink I'm looking at.

0:18:190:18:22

And that is the sort of orange as well.

0:18:220:18:24

Cameron, just say no.

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Yeah, OK, we'll go for that.

0:18:270:18:29

And so, Cameron leaves with £800-worth

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of his future sister-in-law Katie's dream gerberas.

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It's almost a week in and, desperate to please Sarah and his parents,

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Cameron decides to book the more expensive Raj tent

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for his Indian-themed reception.

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So, I have got the venue for £3,500.

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He has spent over five grand on a helicopter

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and two venues that Sarah shows no sign of wanting.

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And he has copied Katie's wedding flowers.

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The odds are against him pleasing anyone.

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Across town, Sarah is feeling the strain.

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Watching Katie plan her wedding

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while she has no control is pushing her over the edge.

0:19:200:19:24

I don't want to do this any more. I just want to go home.

0:19:240:19:27

It is not that long.

0:19:270:19:28

It's ages, I don't even know when it is.

0:19:280:19:31

-It's just going so slow.

-It's not that long.

0:19:310:19:34

-I have been all right until today.

-It has only been five days.

0:19:340:19:37

I know. Exactly! It's only been five days, and...

0:19:370:19:40

-You have got to hold it together.

-I can't...

-No, you've got to.

0:19:400:19:43

-I can't hold it together.

-This is for your wedding!

0:19:430:19:48

I can't hold you together if you can't hold yourself together!

0:19:480:19:51

-You have to help me.

-Please do something and help me. I don't know.

0:19:510:19:56

To focus Sarah's mind on her big day,

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sister Katie and Mum take her wedding-dress shopping.

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And Sarah soon stumbles across the one dress

0:20:090:20:12

that is definitely off-limits.

0:20:120:20:14

-That's nice.

-No, she can't try that one!

0:20:140:20:17

She can't try that one on. You're not allowed to try that on.

0:20:170:20:21

I don't care how nice you think it is.

0:20:210:20:24

Step away from the dress, Sarah!

0:20:240:20:26

It looks exactly like my dress. You're not trying that on.

0:20:260:20:30

LAUGHTER

0:20:300:20:31

She's not having the same dress as me!

0:20:310:20:35

That is nice, though.

0:20:350:20:36

Crisis averted for Katie, she lends some sisterly advice.

0:20:360:20:41

I don't think you'll like that.

0:20:410:20:42

It's too plain for you.

0:20:420:20:45

That is quite nice, isn't it?

0:20:450:20:47

It's very different, though.

0:20:470:20:49

Oh, wow!

0:20:500:20:52

First for Sarah is a big, bold princess dress.

0:20:520:20:56

It is absolutely gorgeous.

0:20:560:20:58

That does not look like I thought it would.

0:20:580:21:00

No.

0:21:000:21:01

I love this dress.

0:21:010:21:03

-It is gorgeous.

-Really nice.

-Very flattering.

0:21:030:21:07

Try on different shaped ones,

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otherwise you won't know if that's the definite shape you want.

0:21:090:21:12

I don't want to try any others, I just want to walk out the shop now!

0:21:120:21:16

I hope he gets it right.

0:21:160:21:17

I want him to pick this one.

0:21:170:21:20

Sarah's set her heart on a princess dress costing nearly £3,000.

0:21:200:21:24

But, with less than half his budget left,

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can Cameron really afford the dress of her dreams?

0:21:280:21:31

The boys request to see a couple of frocks in white.

0:21:310:21:35

Easy, what can go wrong?

0:21:350:21:37

That's really nice.

0:21:370:21:38

Yeah, I think we've got enough now.

0:21:380:21:41

If we could have them tried on.

0:21:410:21:43

First up, a big, bold princess dress.

0:21:450:21:47

Just what Sarah wants.

0:21:470:21:49

I like that.

0:21:490:21:51

That's really nice. I like that a lot.

0:21:510:21:53

I like that.

0:21:530:21:54

-Can I have a twirl?

-That's beautiful, that bit.

0:21:540:21:57

Yeah, look at that.

0:21:570:21:59

Wow. It's a gorgeous dress, isn't it?

0:21:590:22:01

Perfect.

0:22:010:22:02

Onto his next option, a traditional A-line shaped dress.

0:22:040:22:08

That is nice.

0:22:110:22:12

-What do you think, guys?

-That's really nice.

0:22:120:22:15

-Really nice, isn't it?

-Remember the big, bold princess dress?

0:22:150:22:20

I've forgotten what the other one looked like!

0:22:200:22:23

Oh, Cameron!

0:22:230:22:24

Meanwhile, Sarah is trying on a traditional A-line shaped dress.

0:22:240:22:30

I don't love it.

0:22:300:22:31

What's wrong with it?

0:22:310:22:33

It doesn't make me feel skinny.

0:22:330:22:35

I feel plain.

0:22:350:22:36

It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if he got that.

0:22:360:22:39

It would because I know how I COULD feel

0:22:390:22:43

-and then I feel like this.

-He might pick something safe like that.

0:22:430:22:47

I want my dress to be amazing when I put it on.

0:22:470:22:50

What's more important - him being upset for five minutes,

0:22:500:22:53

or me being upset for the rest of my life?

0:22:530:22:57

I like that one.

0:22:570:22:58

No, Cameron, she hates the traditional A-line dress!

0:22:580:23:02

Yes, that's definitely the one.

0:23:020:23:05

Big mistake.

0:23:050:23:07

He's dumped Sarah's dream princess dress

0:23:080:23:11

and spent £600 on the safe, traditional A-line option.

0:23:110:23:15

I'm pretty sure we got everything right on that dress.

0:23:150:23:18

-I'm confident.

-It ticks every single box.

0:23:180:23:21

It's the middle of the second week

0:23:290:23:32

and Cameron's finally thinking about the guest list.

0:23:320:23:34

I am a bit worried.

0:23:340:23:36

We can only have 45 at the actual place we're getting married.

0:23:360:23:41

It's a big thing for Sarah's mum and dad

0:23:410:23:43

to have a lot of people there - they've got a big family.

0:23:430:23:45

Everyone wants all their family at the wedding, don't they?

0:23:450:23:49

People-pleaser Cameron needs to bite the bullet and tell Sarah's mum

0:23:490:23:53

she can't have her whole family at the wedding.

0:23:530:23:55

What have you got to tell me then?

0:23:550:23:58

I just need the guest list, Jane.

0:23:580:24:00

So, are there any limits?

0:24:000:24:01

There is a limitation, yeah.

0:24:010:24:03

There are some people who absolutely have to come, 100%,

0:24:030:24:06

otherwise you will get killed.

0:24:060:24:08

The sort of numbers I'm looking at is about 45, 46.

0:24:080:24:12

Is that just from our side?

0:24:120:24:14

From my side as well.

0:24:140:24:16

-Oh, my God!

-Yeah.

0:24:160:24:17

I don't know what to do, Cameron.

0:24:230:24:24

How many are there on your side that need to go?

0:24:240:24:28

38.

0:24:280:24:30

I'm doing the best I can, Jane, with what I got.

0:24:300:24:32

-It's not good enough, is it?

-I know.

0:24:320:24:34

Cameron may have made a major error with the venue.

0:24:360:24:39

And, with his own large family on his mind,

0:24:390:24:42

he wonders if he has made the wrong choices about everything.

0:24:420:24:46

I don't want to let everyone down, that's the thing.

0:24:460:24:49

I feel alone, stressed,

0:24:540:24:57

and the whole situation feels like it is just sat on me,

0:24:570:25:00

and it's suffocating me.

0:25:000:25:02

I just want to run away and live in the woods on my own.

0:25:020:25:05

The woods might be the safest place for Cameron

0:25:050:25:08

once Sarah's mum breaks the bad news to the bride-to-be.

0:25:080:25:12

We can only have altogether 44 people at the ceremony.

0:25:130:25:19

What the hell?! This place is tiny.

0:25:190:25:22

It is so stupid,

0:25:220:25:23

choosing somewhere where half our family and friends can't go.

0:25:230:25:27

So it is definitely not Wembury Church then, is it?

0:25:270:25:30

-I'm really angry.

-Well, don't blame me. Blame Cameron.

0:25:300:25:36

Unlike Katie, Sarah won't be married in the family church.

0:25:360:25:39

Still, it's not a disaster. Or is it?

0:25:390:25:42

It's a bit shit, really, because it's my wedding.

0:25:430:25:46

Knowing that my sister's having the perfect wedding next year

0:25:460:25:49

which is like everything that my mum would want.

0:25:490:25:52

And that mine will just be like... forgotten, like it was nothing.

0:25:520:25:57

I don't want people to think that of my wedding day.

0:25:570:26:00

I want people to take it seriously.

0:26:000:26:03

It really has to be perfect.

0:26:080:26:10

If Cameron hasn't done well, I'll be devastated.

0:26:100:26:15

Needing reassurance that he has made at least one correct decision,

0:26:180:26:22

Cameron retreats to his family home to discuss his chosen wedding theme

0:26:220:26:27

with his dad.

0:26:270:26:29

I'm going to do an Indian-Scottish theme.

0:26:290:26:31

-We're all going to wear kilts.

-Yeah.

0:26:310:26:34

But remember, mate,

0:26:340:26:35

you're not going to wear anything under the kilt, are you?

0:26:350:26:38

I probably will wear boxers under it because it's quite windy there!

0:26:380:26:42

It's not traditional!

0:26:420:26:43

Have you got a place for the Indian food?

0:26:430:26:45

I haven't yet, I need to sort out the catering.

0:26:450:26:47

-Don't make those curries too hot.

-No, true.

0:26:470:26:50

-So you think it's going to come off?

-Hope so. Hope so.

0:26:500:26:54

The only thing that matters is that Sarah is happy.

0:26:550:26:58

She's going to get a shock.

0:26:590:27:01

It won't be her only shock.

0:27:010:27:04

Cameron has booked a surprise hen do,

0:27:040:27:06

and he's keeping the girls guessing.

0:27:060:27:09

Right, we have a little clue.

0:27:090:27:11

Six poster paints...

0:27:110:27:14

-and some meatballs!

-Paint balling!

0:27:140:27:17

-Oh, no!

-Oh, what?!

0:27:170:27:20

Oh, he's so funny. I'm going to kill him.

0:27:200:27:24

Sarah wanted her hen do abroad, just like her sister Katie's.

0:27:260:27:31

Is it absolutely necessary?

0:27:310:27:33

This is so what I wanted to look like on my hen night(!)

0:27:330:27:36

So I'm going to have loads of bruises on my wedding day.

0:27:370:27:40

This is such a joke. I hate my fiance.

0:27:420:27:44

Katie is not happy with Cameron's surprise either.

0:27:440:27:47

Hi, Cameron.

0:27:470:27:49

-Having fun?

-Why the hell have you sent us here?!

0:27:490:27:52

HE LAUGHS

0:27:520:27:54

Why did you send us here? Seriously, why?

0:27:540:27:56

I thought you'd have fun.

0:27:560:27:58

You better have something better planned later.

0:27:580:28:00

HE CHUCKLES

0:28:000:28:02

All right, I've got to go.

0:28:020:28:04

-All right, bye.

-Bye.

0:28:040:28:07

Moaning!

0:28:070:28:09

I'm a bit worried that he has sent her paintballing

0:28:090:28:12

knowing she's getting married in a week's time.

0:28:120:28:15

Or even less, it could be in a day's time.

0:28:150:28:17

And...she could be covered in bruises and yellow paint.

0:28:170:28:22

I mean, what is he thinking?

0:28:220:28:24

-Throw it!

-SHE SCREAMS

0:28:240:28:27

BANGS AND SHOUTING

0:28:270:28:30

# War, huh, yeah

0:28:300:28:31

# What is it good for?

0:28:310:28:33

# Absolutely nothing! #

0:28:330:28:34

Oh, I'm really scared. I don't like this at all.

0:28:340:28:37

I want to stay here!

0:28:390:28:40

But I was getting shot here.

0:28:410:28:43

It's going to bruise. It really hurts.

0:28:430:28:45

-# War! #

-Aaargh! I got him!

0:28:450:28:47

# Nothing but a heart breaker... #

0:28:470:28:49

-I'm all right. Katie's not, she was crying.

-I'm NOT all right.

0:28:490:28:52

Cameron's shot himself in the foot with his future bride

0:28:520:28:55

and sister-in-law Katie is gunning for him too.

0:28:550:28:59

This is what Cameron did to me.

0:28:590:29:02

And there's probably hundreds I haven't seen and don't want to see.

0:29:020:29:06

Oh, it kills! Thanks, Cameron (!)

0:29:060:29:09

I don't know why he thought I'd find this fun.

0:29:090:29:12

I've got a massive lump. It's a real lump.

0:29:120:29:14

And if that bruises, then it's going to be there on my wedding day.

0:29:140:29:17

Not really the cleverest thing to do.

0:29:170:29:20

MEN CHEER

0:29:200:29:23

Meanwhile, Cameron's stag do is going down a treat!

0:29:230:29:26

Let's hope there's money for concealer...and counselling.

0:29:260:29:29

Last night of real freedom, mate.

0:29:290:29:31

Oh, my God! There's a topless man.

0:29:310:29:34

Oh, my goodness!

0:29:340:29:37

Cameron may have got a reprieve.

0:29:370:29:41

Oh, he's so clever! I forgive him for paintballing.

0:29:410:29:44

He's hired a naked man for the love of his life to lick chocolate off.

0:29:470:29:52

Things are looking up!

0:29:520:29:54

This could be, like, my hen night / divorce party.

0:29:560:29:59

I think I'm in trouble. I'm really quite drunk!

0:30:000:30:04

Enjoy it, Sarah. Cameron's about to level the score!

0:30:040:30:08

Nice pants!

0:30:140:30:16

MEN CHEER

0:30:210:30:23

Everyone has seen my cheeky monkey boxers.

0:30:280:30:30

I've loads of cream down there.

0:30:300:30:31

She pushed me into it.

0:30:310:30:33

Disgusting! I'm ashamed to be his friend at the minute.

0:30:330:30:37

It's the morning after. With just five days before the wedding,

0:30:410:30:45

Cameron can't put it off any longer.

0:30:450:30:48

It's time to go shopping

0:30:480:30:49

for bridesmaids dresses without best man, Jay.

0:30:490:30:52

All right, girls?

0:30:520:30:53

And that means meeting up with future sister-in-law Katie

0:30:530:30:56

and bridesmaids Ellie and Cathy.

0:30:560:30:58

-How are you?

-Good.

0:30:580:31:00

-Stressed?

-Yes, very stressed.

0:31:000:31:02

It's not about to get any easier.

0:31:020:31:04

Hard-to-please Katie knows a thing or two about bridesmaids' dresses -

0:31:090:31:12

she's getting married herself. Has anyone mentioned?

0:31:120:31:15

This is one of them. All right? Open your minds, OK?

0:31:150:31:20

Some pink and orange designs have already caught his eye.

0:31:200:31:24

This one as well. Just try it on, OK?

0:31:240:31:27

With Katie piling on the pressure...

0:31:270:31:29

I hate you.

0:31:290:31:30

..Cameron slips up on a big secret.

0:31:300:31:34

I thought that was nice - quite Indian-ish.

0:31:340:31:36

-Indian? Is that your theme?

-No, it's not. It's Indian-Scottish.

0:31:360:31:41

Indian-Scottish!

0:31:410:31:43

Whoops!

0:31:430:31:45

What the hell are you doing?

0:31:450:31:47

Where is Jay when you need him? Haven't a clue!

0:31:470:31:51

He diverts attention with his hideous fashion sense.

0:31:510:31:53

-Cameron, I'm not wearing that.

-No?

-I won't wear that.

0:31:530:31:57

-It's disgusting. I'm not wearing it.

-I think it's nice.

0:31:570:32:01

-Out of the three, that one's better.

-Yeah.

-Nice one.

0:32:010:32:04

-It does look like a curtain, I agree. But...

-You're joking, Cameron!

0:32:040:32:08

I think that looks really nice.

0:32:080:32:09

If anyone tried it, I think they'd like it as well.

0:32:090:32:12

Wow, that's nice!

0:32:160:32:18

They are not bridesmaid dresses.

0:32:180:32:20

Mother of the bride, maybe.

0:32:200:32:23

OK. Change into another one.

0:32:230:32:24

That is the first good thing you've said all day.

0:32:240:32:27

This dress will go nowhere on me! It's repulsive!

0:32:270:32:31

I like that. ALL: NO!

0:32:310:32:33

-Does this look like I'd wear it to a wedding?

-It has something about it.

0:32:350:32:38

The looks could kill! It's terrible, isn't it?

0:32:400:32:44

With only one dress left,

0:32:440:32:45

the prospect of more shopping looks dangerously likely.

0:32:450:32:48

That's a lot nicer. That's nice, isn't it?

0:32:500:32:54

It's the most bridesmaid-y.

0:32:540:32:56

Finally, a dress they all like!

0:32:560:32:58

That's the one. I have made a decision then.

0:32:580:33:01

Result!

0:33:010:33:03

Thank you very much. Cheers. There you go. See you later.

0:33:050:33:09

Cameron has left another dent in Katie's wedding.

0:33:090:33:12

-They are the same colour as my bridesmaids' dresses.

-Are they?

0:33:120:33:16

-They are.

-Really?

0:33:170:33:20

Why did he say Scottish-Indian?

0:33:210:33:24

-I reckon the guys are in kilts.

-Why Scottish and Indian?

0:33:240:33:27

How can you have Scottish and Indian?

0:33:270:33:30

What has Indian and Scottish got to do with anything?

0:33:300:33:33

What's it got to do with Sarah?

0:33:330:33:34

It's Sarah AND Cameron's wedding, remember?

0:33:340:33:37

Best man Jay may be as sensitive as a brick,

0:33:420:33:45

but he is still the master of love...on paper.

0:33:450:33:48

'Cameron wants me to do a reading at the wedding.'

0:33:480:33:51

So I'm writing a poem.

0:33:510:33:54

Got a degree in English literature and specialised in romantic writing.

0:33:540:34:00

Studying it and writing it.

0:34:010:34:03

There's no point in writing something with loads of,

0:34:030:34:06

like, irony or similes or metaphors

0:34:060:34:08

cos they won't understand it, not being disrespectful!

0:34:080:34:12

You want something that hits the point.

0:34:120:34:15

Do I think people look at me and think poet? Um, NO!

0:34:160:34:21

Cameron's booked the wrong venues, bought the wrong dress

0:34:250:34:28

and stolen sister Katie's colour scheme and flowers.

0:34:280:34:32

With two days to go, his time is running out.

0:34:320:34:35

Christ! Three weeks to organise this wedding, do you know what I mean?

0:34:420:34:45

-Yes.

-Everyone else's fault, but mine.

0:34:450:34:48

How disorganised can it get?

0:34:510:34:53

JAY BURPS

0:34:550:34:57

That's poetic, Jay(!)

0:34:570:34:59

With only a few hundred pounds left,

0:34:590:35:02

entertainment is proving hard to come by.

0:35:020:35:05

But Cameron's willing to bend over backwards

0:35:050:35:08

to keep his guests happy. So the boys are opting to provide

0:35:080:35:11

the wedding entertainment themselves,

0:35:110:35:13

in the shape of a Bollywood street dance,

0:35:130:35:15

learnt from scratch, in just one hour!

0:35:150:35:18

Jump out! Jump in! And spin. Nice!

0:35:180:35:23

BHANGRA MUSIC PLAYS

0:35:230:35:27

It's hurting a lot, actually.

0:35:540:35:56

Cameron seems struck down with Bollywood knee.

0:35:560:35:59

It genuinely is killing, man.

0:35:590:36:03

Get down with your bad self.

0:36:120:36:13

Oh, I'm still sweating, man.

0:36:170:36:19

I will still be sweating tomorrow morning!

0:36:190:36:22

Things seem to be looking up.

0:36:220:36:25

Cameron just needs to avoid disasters.

0:36:250:36:27

Cue text from the helicopter pilot.

0:36:270:36:29

"Mate, early signs are that the weather is looking crap for Friday,

0:36:290:36:34

"have you got a backup plan?"

0:36:340:36:36

No, mate, you just dropped the bomb on us.

0:36:360:36:40

At the moment, it's forecasting heavy rain with heavy wind.

0:36:410:36:46

So, as he said, it could change by tomorrow.

0:36:460:36:49

-So, we will have to see how that flies, mate.

-Or not.

0:36:490:36:54

Heavy rain and winds and we are in a tent in a farmer's field!

0:36:540:36:57

This is the only time in the whole thing I've actually got a bit glum.

0:36:570:37:03

With his reception and the transport potentially

0:37:030:37:05

scuppered by the British weather,

0:37:050:37:07

Cameron's plans are falling apart.

0:37:070:37:09

MUSIC: "The Hounds Of Love" by The Futureheads

0:37:090:37:15

Fortunately, Sarah knows nothing of Cameron's own goals.

0:37:150:37:19

She's getting a surprise delivery. A taste of what's to come.

0:37:190:37:24

-Hi there.

-Hello.

-A special delivery from Cameron.

0:37:260:37:28

-Ah!

-OK?

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

0:37:280:37:32

A special delivery from Cameron. I think it's a takeaway.

0:37:320:37:36

-Is it Indian?

-Yeah, I think so.

0:37:360:37:38

Why has he done that though?

0:37:400:37:42

Indian-Scottish theme ring any bells, Katie?

0:37:420:37:44

Are you not worrying this is like a clue to something?

0:37:440:37:48

Maybe he just knows I like Indian. Let's eat!

0:37:480:37:52

-Do you think it's a clue.

-Maybe it was a way to get me all that stuff.

0:37:520:37:57

-What could it be a clue for? I don't understand.

-I'm just suspicious now.

0:37:570:38:01

Or relieved!

0:38:010:38:02

This is a clue, isn't it?

0:38:020:38:04

It's a clue.

0:38:040:38:05

But he wouldn't be that obvious, would he?

0:38:050:38:08

Yes, he would!

0:38:080:38:10

-What does this mean?

-Could be talking about your wedding -

0:38:100:38:13

the possibility he might mess up your wedding.

0:38:130:38:17

I'm worried he's going to do some Indian takeaway as a meal.

0:38:170:38:22

I'm joking!

0:38:220:38:25

But Sarah will be lucky to get anything to eat at the reception.

0:38:290:38:34

It's the day before the wedding

0:38:340:38:36

and Cameron can't get hold of the caterers.

0:38:360:38:39

We've come to pick up the cutlery,

0:38:390:38:41

the ornaments, check the food is all right.

0:38:410:38:44

The wedding is tomorrow and we can't get hold of anyone.

0:38:440:38:47

We are sat outside twiddling our thumbs.

0:38:470:38:50

-Bye, mate. Bye. No-one can get hold of Abdul at the moment.

-Yes?

0:38:500:38:54

-Can someone else let us in?

-I don't know. He'll ring back.

0:38:540:38:57

-It will be all right on the night.

-It fucking won't be.

0:38:570:39:00

No food, no cutlery, what are we going to do?

0:39:000:39:04

Paper plates and plastic forks.

0:39:040:39:05

-Where's the food coming from?

-Good point.

0:39:050:39:08

Oblivious that her wedding is falling apart,

0:39:080:39:11

Sarah is going to see her all-important dress

0:39:110:39:15

for the first time.

0:39:150:39:16

I feel sick. I feel sick. I feel sick.

0:39:160:39:20

She has her heart set on a lavish princess dress.

0:39:200:39:24

But Cameron played it safe

0:39:240:39:26

and bought her a traditional A-line dress.

0:39:260:39:28

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-I'll go get it.

0:39:300:39:32

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God.

0:39:320:39:34

Oh, God.

0:39:340:39:37

All right. Don't be nervous.

0:39:510:39:53

It's not what I expected at all.

0:40:000:40:02

Is it the type of style that you were thinking of?

0:40:020:40:06

Would you have picked it for yourself?

0:40:060:40:08

I don't think I ever would have even tried it on.

0:40:080:40:10

It's a bit quiet.

0:40:150:40:17

-No. This is nothing like...

-You wouldn't have chosen?

-No.

0:40:170:40:21

-OK. We will get you in it and see what you think.

-Yes.

0:40:240:40:27

-It always looks different when it's on as well.

-OK.

0:40:270:40:31

Oh, I feel a bit dizzy.

0:40:310:40:34

This is scary.

0:40:380:40:40

Oh, my God! Oh, Sarah! It's absolutely beautiful.

0:40:480:40:53

-Oh! Look at the veil!

-Wow!

0:40:530:40:56

It feels amazing. And it's sparkly.

0:40:560:41:00

-You look like a bride, darling.

-Look at that veil!

-And the tiara!

0:41:000:41:04

-Oh, Sarah! Oh, it's gorgeous!

-Oh!

0:41:040:41:09

-Oh, look!

-Oh, Mrs Carroll!

-Does it?

-It says, "Mrs Carroll!"

0:41:090:41:13

Oh, my God, I LOVE it!

0:41:190:41:21

It fits really well!

0:41:210:41:22

I love it. I absolutely love it. I love it, I love it! I LOVE it!

0:41:220:41:27

This is my wedding dress. I'm getting married tomorrow!

0:41:280:41:32

Yes, you are, Sarah.

0:41:320:41:33

But you should probably get yourself a big breakfast

0:41:330:41:37

because, at the moment, there's still no food.

0:41:370:41:39

Cameron's managed to pull off the dress, but it's ten at night

0:41:440:41:47

and there's still no food for his multi-cultural wedding.

0:41:470:41:52

Yeah, you know. Obviously, I wanted to show people I can do this

0:41:520:41:55

and impress Sarah's family and Sarah.

0:41:550:41:59

Yeah, it does niggle me a bit,

0:41:590:42:02

because I haven't given them anything they would expect.

0:42:020:42:05

Oh, God. It would break me if she hated.

0:42:050:42:08

It would, absolutely, break my soul if she hated it.

0:42:080:42:11

I put so much effort in for her, it would break my soul.

0:42:110:42:14

It's the morning of the wedding.

0:42:330:42:35

The forecast is heavy rain and wind.

0:42:440:42:46

Sarah's helicopter trip is looking doubtful.

0:42:460:42:48

The reception tent could be a boggy mess,

0:42:480:42:51

and Cameron still can't get hold of the caterers.

0:42:510:42:54

# I'm gonna get married. #

0:42:540:42:57

All right, babe? Hey?

0:43:020:43:06

-We've got everything, haven't we?

-I don't know.

0:43:060:43:09

Yeah, we will just go with it, mate.

0:43:090:43:12

If it's not done now, it's not getting done.

0:43:120:43:14

Unlike the disorganised duo,

0:43:210:43:24

Sarah has been up since 4am getting ready.

0:43:240:43:26

I couldn't sleep, I kept waking up. I woke up at three and half three.

0:43:280:43:33

Cameron is going to be your uncle, isn't he?

0:43:330:43:36

If he does a good job, otherwise we won't call him Uncle Cameron.

0:43:360:43:42

Go for it, Pete. Run, run, run, run, run.

0:43:420:43:46

On the left-hand side!

0:43:460:43:48

Usher, Pete, soon arrives with the bride's wedding flowers.

0:43:480:43:52

Her sister Katie's precious pink gerberas.

0:43:520:43:54

Oh, we've got flowers.

0:43:540:43:56

Oh, my God, look at the colours! They're amazing. Oh, my God.

0:43:560:44:02

-I'm really sorry.

-Yes, they are the flowers I was going to have. Yes.

0:44:040:44:10

-I can see why you were going to have them. They're really pretty.

-I know!

0:44:100:44:15

Oh, he's so clever. I bet you lot think he's too clever right now!

0:44:150:44:19

I told him the one thing not to do was to get the flowers...

0:44:210:44:26

I don't want to talk about it. To get the flowers I wanted.

0:44:260:44:29

But it's OK. It's OK. Sarah's happy, so it's fine.

0:44:330:44:36

-I will just change my flowers. It's no big deal.

-Good girl.

0:44:360:44:40

But I really did think that he wouldn't do that one little thing.

0:44:400:44:44

Upsetting sister Katie is the least of Cameron's worries.

0:44:480:44:51

The boys still can't get hold of the caterers.

0:44:510:44:54

There's nothing we can do.

0:44:540:44:56

Worst comes to the worst, the food is going to be late.

0:44:560:44:58

And if it's any worse than that, it will just be chaos.

0:44:580:45:01

I feel sick.

0:45:070:45:09

And that's before she sees the transport for her bridal party.

0:45:090:45:13

Are we going in Cameron's work van?

0:45:130:45:16

Car sprayer Cameron has asked his boss to drive Sarah's mum

0:45:160:45:19

and the bridesmaids to the wedding.

0:45:190:45:22

-In the work vans.

-Oh, that's how

-they

-are getting there.

0:45:220:45:25

How am I getting there?

0:45:250:45:26

There's a taxi up there. That had better not be for me.

0:45:260:45:29

Back at the venue, the guests are starting to arrive.

0:45:350:45:38

But Cameron still can't find his curries.

0:45:380:45:41

So far, Cameron's copied sister Katie's wedding flowers

0:45:420:45:46

and hot pink colour scheme.

0:45:460:45:48

But what about the bride's transport?

0:45:480:45:50

-Katie's having flash Range Rovers at her wedding.

-Is that taxi for me?

0:45:500:45:57

Have I actually got a taxi? Dad, I've got a taxi.

0:45:570:46:01

A taxi? Seriously?

0:46:010:46:04

I really don't know where we're going.

0:46:070:46:10

But I know that I'm going there in a taxi. I don't want anyone to see me.

0:46:100:46:14

It's really embarrassing that I'm in my wedding dress in a taxi.

0:46:140:46:18

Where the hell are we? SHE GASPS

0:46:210:46:25

Is that for me?

0:46:300:46:33

We're going in a helicopter! SHE GIGGLES

0:46:330:46:35

-Are you sure?

-Yes, we are going in the helicopter. Oh, that is so fun.

0:46:370:46:41

That's better than a Range Rover.

0:46:410:46:43

Cameron is so clever. Oh, God, this is so cool, isn't it?

0:46:490:46:53

This is really cool.

0:46:530:46:55

Is that it?

0:47:020:47:03

Oh, my God! Oh, that is so cool.

0:47:030:47:07

Phew! Sarah's forgotten about the family church.

0:47:110:47:15

Sarah's getting married! Serra's getting married!

0:47:250:47:28

That was the most amazing thing ever!

0:47:300:47:33

Cameron's made some risky choices over the past three weeks,

0:47:360:47:39

and now it's judgment day with his demanding future wife.

0:47:390:47:44

That was the coolest thing I've ever done. That was so cool!

0:47:440:47:47

That was so much cooler than...

0:47:470:47:49

BAGPIPES PLAY

0:47:490:47:52

You're about to be Mrs Carroll!

0:47:520:47:55

Yeah, remember Cameron? The man you're going to marry?

0:47:550:47:59

MUSIC: 'She's The One' by Robbie Williams

0:48:000:48:03

# I was her

0:48:120:48:15

# She was me

0:48:150:48:18

# We were one

0:48:180:48:21

# We were free

0:48:210:48:23

# And if there's somebody calling me on... #

0:48:230:48:29

-I missed you so much.

-# She's the one

0:48:290:48:32

# If there's somebody calling me on

0:48:360:48:41

-I missed you.

-# She's the one. #

0:48:410:48:44

Today is a day to join and rejoice, the day two people become one voice.

0:48:440:48:49

It's a day two families join together,

0:48:490:48:52

and help each other through stormy weather.

0:48:520:48:54

Let's all join in Sarah's day knowing this love will always stay,

0:48:540:48:58

my two best mates joined together,

0:48:580:49:01

with a love so strong that lasts for ever.

0:49:010:49:04

Thank you, Jay.

0:49:040:49:05

Aw, that was really cute.

0:49:050:49:07

Please fit, Please fit.

0:49:080:49:10

It's a bit big.

0:49:100:49:12

That's OK.

0:49:120:49:13

I, Cameron Patrick Carroll,

0:49:130:49:15

do take thee, Sarah Jane Emily Rutterford-Cox,

0:49:150:49:18

to be my lawful wedded wife,

0:49:180:49:20

to cherish you as long as we both shall live.

0:49:200:49:23

That's great, thank you.

0:49:230:49:25

-WHISPERS: Have we got the wrong ones?

-No.

0:49:250:49:28

Maybe we've got to the wrong ones.

0:49:280:49:29

We've got us the wrong ones, cheers, Jay.

0:49:290:49:32

LAUGHTER

0:49:320:49:34

I give you this ring as a sign of our marriage

0:49:350:49:39

to love and to be together for the rest of our lives.

0:49:390:49:41

You have given each other the most precious gift of love.

0:49:410:49:44

I am delighted to announce that you are now legally husband and wife.

0:49:440:49:49

Congratulations!

0:49:490:49:50

APPLAUSE

0:49:500:49:53

Sarah's traditional church wedding is now a distant memory.

0:49:580:50:03

The boy who dropped out of school at 14

0:50:030:50:06

and has never organised anything in his life

0:50:060:50:08

has managed to pull it off his way.

0:50:080:50:11

-I love you, Mum.

-Yeah, it was lovely.

0:50:110:50:14

Absolutely gorgeous. He's done us proud.

0:50:140:50:19

So, Cameron's parents are happy,

0:50:190:50:21

but what's the mother-in-law's verdict?

0:50:210:50:23

It wasn't a Wembury church, but it was in a castle,

0:50:230:50:26

and, she's his princess, she's our princess,

0:50:260:50:29

she deserved a castle, and that's fantastic.

0:50:290:50:31

The helicopter ride...

0:50:310:50:33

He's put everything into it, and you can see he's exhausted,

0:50:330:50:35

he's relieved, but it's amazing.

0:50:350:50:38

-Baby, I'm your wife.

-What's that?

-I'm your wife.

-I know.

0:50:380:50:42

-You're my husband.

-This is scary, man.

0:50:420:50:45

So, Sarah's happy and that's the main thing,

0:50:450:50:48

even though Cameron is terrified of heights.

0:50:480:50:51

-You OK, babe?

-Mmhmm.

0:50:510:50:54

Woohoo! Let's go!

0:50:570:51:00

I love it! I love it!

0:51:030:51:06

Looking for the caterers, Cameron?

0:51:080:51:11

Ah, there they are, and in the nick of time.

0:51:110:51:15

It looks like everyone will get fed after all.

0:51:150:51:17

It's a million miles away

0:51:220:51:24

from Sarah's ideal country house reception,

0:51:240:51:26

and Cameron's neck is on the line.

0:51:260:51:29

Where the hell are we, seriously?

0:51:290:51:31

It's raining and the reception currently

0:51:310:51:34

looks like it's in a field.

0:51:340:51:37

Or my God, it's cow poo!

0:51:390:51:41

Cameron, can you please keep it away from me?

0:51:410:51:43

-Walk around the cow poo, then.

-Ow! Shit!

0:51:430:51:46

There's loads of prickly things!

0:51:460:51:48

-What is this?

-This is the reception, babes.

0:51:480:51:52

This is a big marquee.

0:51:520:51:54

Where are the toilets?

0:51:540:51:56

Portaloos are there.

0:51:560:51:58

-Portaloos, right?

-It's not portaloos. Proper toilets.

0:51:580:52:00

They're flappy in the wind and really noisy

0:52:000:52:04

and you have to have toilets like that.

0:52:040:52:07

Sister Katie's wedding won't be in a field,

0:52:070:52:10

but a grand country house hotel.

0:52:100:52:12

I wasn't expecting this after my helicopter ride.

0:52:120:52:16

My feet are soaking. My dress is getting ruined. It's really cold.

0:52:160:52:20

-And so is the atmosphere.

-Let's go and have a look.

0:52:200:52:23

What will Sarah think of Cameron's Indian-themed reception?

0:52:240:52:28

Oh, my God!

0:52:310:52:33

This is so cool! Look at it!

0:52:360:52:39

The Indian takeaway was a clue!

0:52:390:52:42

-Exactly.

-Cameron, this is so cool!

0:52:420:52:45

All the tables have got different names,

0:52:450:52:47

named after something Indian and Scottish.

0:52:470:52:49

What are the tables called? Loch Ness!

0:52:490:52:51

Loch Ness. They've all got different names.

0:52:510:52:53

That is spelt wrong as well. It's L-O-C-H.

0:52:530:52:55

Oh, Cameron.

0:52:550:52:57

Even when he's getting it right, he's getting it wrong.

0:52:570:53:00

This is so cool, you are so clever. You're so clever.

0:53:010:53:05

But was it clever to put a car park in a wet, boggy field?

0:53:050:53:11

This should be interesting.

0:53:110:53:13

# Always look on the bright side of life! #

0:53:210:53:24

I bet sister Katie's guests

0:53:240:53:26

won't be walking through mud to her reception.

0:53:260:53:29

Sorry it's raining, people.

0:53:290:53:32

It is absolutely incredible.

0:53:320:53:34

Doesn't it look lovely?

0:53:340:53:36

Spicier than the regular breakfast...

0:53:440:53:46

Thank you so much.

0:53:460:53:47

..Cameron's £800 curry is going down a treat,

0:53:470:53:51

all in honour of the other woman in his life, his Indian mum.

0:53:510:53:55

Absolutely beautiful.

0:53:550:53:57

And, in honour of his Indian roots,

0:53:580:54:01

Cameron has another surprise for Sarah.

0:54:010:54:03

What is it? What is that?

0:54:030:54:05

What is this?

0:54:050:54:06

This...is a sari.

0:54:060:54:08

Oh, my God!

0:54:080:54:10

That is so cool!

0:54:110:54:13

I don't want to take my wedding dress off though.

0:54:130:54:16

Do you want me to put it on?

0:54:160:54:17

-If you could, that would be ideal.

-OK.

0:54:170:54:19

Cameron and Sarah!

0:54:190:54:21

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:54:210:54:24

Sarah has ditched her traditional wedding dress

0:54:260:54:29

and gets into the spirit of the Indian theme for their first dance.

0:54:290:54:33

# I know you've heard these words 100 other times before

0:54:340:54:40

# And you've been hurting so your heart... #

0:54:400:54:43

Cameron has even managed to make bridezilla Katie realise

0:54:430:54:46

that the meaning of marriage is not in the wedding details.

0:54:460:54:50

It has made me re-evaluate my wedding and made me think

0:54:500:54:53

whether I want to have the traditional, big, massive wedding

0:54:530:54:57

and all the drama that goes with it.

0:54:570:54:59

It has shown me that really, Sarah just wanted to be with Cameron

0:54:590:55:03

and to marry him, and that is what is important about a wedding.

0:55:030:55:07

It's not about all the other people.

0:55:070:55:08

Maybe I'll do something different and go abroad.

0:55:080:55:11

But I don't want to ever see a gerbera again in my life.

0:55:110:55:14

Many congratulations to the bride and groom!

0:55:180:55:21

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:55:210:55:22

Cameron has achieved the impossible and pleased pretty much everyone.

0:55:260:55:31

Now it is his chance to show off.

0:55:310:55:33

CHEERING

0:55:330:55:36

And Cameron has even managed to show his bride that competing

0:55:370:55:41

with her sister is not as important as celebrating

0:55:410:55:44

the love between two people.

0:55:440:55:45

It has been awesome. Have you loved it?

0:55:450:55:47

The best day ever. At the start of this,

0:55:470:55:49

it was about everything that I wanted,

0:55:490:55:52

and what my family wanted for me.

0:55:520:55:53

This could not have been further from what I wanted,

0:55:530:55:56

what I thought I wanted.

0:55:560:55:58

But it has just been perfect anyway. I loved every second.

0:55:580:56:01

I will definitely take your opinions into account now.

0:56:010:56:04

You should do. You liked today, and I have had three weeks

0:56:040:56:07

to plan all of this, and you've liked all of it.

0:56:070:56:10

It's possible you might get something you want now.

0:56:100:56:13

Good. We'll leave it at that.

0:56:130:56:14

Maybe at some point in the future.

0:56:140:56:16

Next time, David loves Lucy so much

0:56:230:56:25

he is going to give her the wedding he thinks she wants...

0:56:250:56:28

Lucy is not here so I can do it.

0:56:280:56:29

..by taking on her favourite love story.

0:56:290:56:32

-Pride And Prejudice.

-It will just end up looking cheap.

0:56:320:56:34

Will this serial blagger...

0:56:340:56:36

Oh, I have so many IOUs.

0:56:360:56:38

..be able to win her over...

0:56:380:56:40

I just want my traditional English wedding dress.

0:56:400:56:42

..by turning his crazy dream into reality?

0:56:420:56:47

They won't be expecting that. Not in a million years.

0:56:470:56:51

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