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48 brave brides... | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
48 game-on grooms... | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
dozens of dress disasters... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
Don't panic. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
..and one near miss. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Please, just get on the plane. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
I'm not coming. Game over. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Now, we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
as 12 more blushing brides leave the biggest day of their lives... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:32 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
..in the hands of the men they love. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
The grooms get three weeks... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
No way! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-..and £12,000... -12 Gs, man! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
-My God! -Are you ready? -Born ready, mate! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
..and the brides get no say in how it's spent. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
I don't want to do this anymore. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
So, saddle up for tears... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
..tantrums... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
..and total meltdowns. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
I can't even get the wedding right. I can't, I can't do anything. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Tonight, does fisherman Harry put his love of the sea... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
I bet most people when they wake up and go to work don't see a view like that. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
..before the love of his life? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
You stink! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
With a bride that finds it hard to trust... | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
I heard Harry was out with some local tarts. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
..will loving the booze, and missing the bonking... | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
It's only been a couple of days for me and Mel apart and I'm struggling. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
..lead him astray? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
Go and get a couple of hookers and give them a good seeing to. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Can this fisherman really give his land-loving girl... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
I'm shit-scared of boats. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
..the wedding of her dreams? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Mel doesn't even like the water. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Oh, tough crap, it's my wedding as well and I like the water so we're having it there. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
24-year-old Harry is a hard-working fisherman. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I just love the nice views and being out here with the birds and the dolphins, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:26 | |
catching mad stuff like crabs or whelks or sometimes fish. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:33 | |
And when he's not catching fish, he's catching waves. Harry loves the sea. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
Look at that, what more do you need? That's the money shot! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:44 | |
Harry lives with his 28-year-old girlfriend Mel in Manorbier, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
a pretty seaside village on the Pembrokeshire coast in South Wales. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
It's only a small little village... not that many people live here, | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
and all the people who do live here all know each other and know each other's business, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world. I love it. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
-'Mel is a mobile hairdresser.' -Hi, Mels. -Hi, Laur! -'Her world is very different to Harry's.' | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
What are we going to do with your hair today? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Mel is self-conscious and always likes to look nice and presentable. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
If things aren't going her way, she'll let you know about it. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Appearance is quite important cos I wanna look good all the time... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
..so everyone is jealous. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Mel thinks Harry's a prize catch. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
He's generous... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
and really good-looking and fit. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
And nice curly hair. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
And big muscles. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Opposites attract, and four years ago she reeled him in. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
One night we were out in the pub and I just pounced on Harry, really. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
And it didn't take long to land her catch. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
I realised Melissa was the one | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
the first time we got together in the bedroom. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
To keep Harry interested, she spends six nights a week at the gym. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
She goes to these things called Body Combat | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
or Body Pump or Legs, Bums and Tums. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
I went to see them once and it's really funny. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
But although Mel loves her man, she doesn't love his job. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
'When Harry comes home smelling of fish, normally I say, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
'"Can you strip off at the front door?"' | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
You stink! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
I don't like the smell of fish. Or whelks. Or fish guts. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
Or dead crabs. Or dead dogfish. Cos it stinks! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
In fact, Mel doesn't like the sea one little bit. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Even though I've grown up by the sea, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
I've always been pretty frightened of it. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm scared of boats. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
But boats are a big part of Harry's life. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
And to earn a living as a fisherman | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
he's got to be at sea whenever possible. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Harry's job takes up a lot of his time so we don't get as much time as we'd like together. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
And when he's not working hard, he's playing hard. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
He decided to turn our garden shed into a bar. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
It's called Hazza's Bar. Harry has all his friends round. They've got home brew. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
A lot of people drink it, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
but I don't think they're very well the next day. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
Harry's proposal, a year ago, was sweet. Really sweet. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Yeah, he proposed with a Haribo ring. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
And I wore it for about ten minutes and then it got a little bit sticky | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
and all the rest of the sweets had gone, so I just ate the ring. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Not many girls can say they ate their engagement ring! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Harry's now got just three weeks to organise Mel's dream wedding. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
But all this lad knows is fishing, surfing and drinking. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:41 | |
Will he sink or swim? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Harry's led astray really easily. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Especially if there's alcohol involved. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
And that's not the only distraction Mel's worried about. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Any strippers, any women on stag dos, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
anything to do with women, I would go mad. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
That is one thing that would annoy me the most. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Before they part ways, Harry wants, finally, to give Mel a real engagement ring. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:09 | |
And, sure enough, he does it by the sea. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
My ring! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Thank you, I love my ring. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Harry's choice of ring has gone down well. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
But will this fisherman get the rest of the wedding right? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
With Mel moving out, the couple will have no contact for the next three weeks. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
It could be a struggle. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
What am I going to do without you? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
No sexercise. Just exercise. How are you going to cope? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
Do you want to take a pair of my pants in case you want to sniff them? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-That's your cuddling... -That's my cuddling blanket, my comfort blanket. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Do you think I'll be able to wash properly without you? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-You won't be able to wash your willy properly! -HE LAUGHS | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
It's finally time for Harry and Mel to drag themselves from the bedroom. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
Their lips won't meet again until their wedding day. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Now, be a good boy. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Wah! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
As Mel makes her exit, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
it's time for best man Matthew Tuttle, AKA Tutz, to move in. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
I'm going to see Harry now, I've got the beers in the back. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Time to have a little drink, I think. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
He's another drinking, surfing, lady-loving fisherman. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
I'm a little bit more interested in the beer than the wedding. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
And as clueless as Harry about what a woman wants. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
As long as you try hard to arrange it all, it can't go that wrong, surely? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Unless it rains and she gets struck by lightning in her dress. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-This could be a disaster. -HE BURPS | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-Oi! -'Knowing Harry and Tuttle together, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-'they're as thick as thieves.' -How's it going, Tutzy, boy?! Weeeeey, beers in! Good man! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
They'll be off causing trouble somewhere. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Mel will spend the next three weeks living a few miles down the road with mum Barbara. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:03 | |
-I've come home! -Ah, you've come home, have you? Welcome home! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
Have you seen my ring? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
Mel's loving her new engagement ring... | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
even if it did take a year to get hold of. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-She's going to cry now! -'And now she wants to get one on Harry's finger.' | 0:08:13 | 0:08:19 | |
-He's got a big job. -I know! He's got a big job. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Harry knows he's got his work cut out. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Unfortunately, he doesn't have a clue where to start. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Wedding cars and carriages. Cakes and favours. What's a favour? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:34 | |
I owe enough people favours as it is. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
I don't want to be buying a favour. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Luckily, Harry's got his best man on board. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Right, where are we going to start on planning the wedding? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Er...on the internet. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
On the internet. What, type in Google, "How to plan a wedding in three weeks", is it? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:55 | |
"Complete wedding planning check list." | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
12 months or more? I haven't got 12 months. I've got three weeks! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Mel has lived in Manorbier her whole live | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
and would love to get married here. There's a strong family connection too - | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
her dad's ashes are scattered on the beach, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
and her granddad is buried in the graveyard of the village church. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Ah, Dad. Ah, bless. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Where are you going to put yours? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
I'll put my flowers in here. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
He was the best dad in the world. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
At least we've put some flowers on now. He can enjoy them. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
-Innit? -Yeah. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Bless him. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
Look at the view. You've got the castle, the beach, the fields... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
-It'd be amazing to get married here. -I've been to many a wedding here. -Yeah. -Absolutely fantastic. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
Me knowing Harry, I think he'll choose this church. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
He knows I love this church. I think he'll choose this. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-I'm praying he'll choose this. -What if he doesn't? Wedding's off?! | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
I'll have to cry...the next day. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Harry knows Mel wants to get married in a church. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
And where do you find one of those? Well, by the sea, obviously. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
And the boys have found one... | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
five miles from Manorbier in Tenby harbour. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
St Julian's, fisherman's church. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Now, that is a warm welcome to two hungry fishermen. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
-What do you think, mate? -It's really cool. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
It's right on the beach and it's surrounded by boats. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
And who doesn't love boats?! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Well, Mel for starters. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Whoa, cool! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
It's wicked, look at that! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Looks well good, dunnit? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
'But it's not Mel's church.' | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Ooh. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
This is pretty. Imagine walking back out of here. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:02 | |
-With Harry. -Yeah! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
We're married, yay! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
And waving... Goodbye! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Thank you, everybody, goodbye. Going home now. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
I'm Mr Cromwell and you're Mrs Cromwell. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Look at that organ. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
I like the organ. I love this church. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
THEY HUM WEDDING MARCH | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
MATT HUMS WEDDING MARCH | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Look at those crabs! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-That is cool! -It is cool, actually. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-You don't need to decorate again, do you? -It's been decorated for us. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
I really like it. It's cool. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
It's exactly how I imagined my fishing wedding to be. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Cos we're local fishermen, hopefully it'll be in our favour to get this fisherman's church. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:54 | |
Even though we've never been to church, but we won't tell them. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
'Harry wastes no time putting a call in to the vicar.' | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory. Please leave a message.' | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Hello, there, this... my name's Harry Cromwell | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
and I'm hoping to get married in a church down on Tenby beach, the fisherman's church. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:15 | |
If you could give me a call back that would be much appreciated. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Thank you. Goodbye. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Cool, job done. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
The harbour setting gives the lads another idea. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
The Sailing Club is almost right opposite the church, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
so it looks like it could be a possible venue for the reception do. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:39 | |
It's an idea, innit, Matt? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Yeah, especially if they can put the marquee thing up outside. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
-Open up the bottom bar there and have a big marquee. -Yeah. -It's definitely an idea. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
But Harry's on a mission to have a seaside wedding, so he calls the vicar again. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:54 | |
'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory. Please leave a message after the tone.' | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
Perhaps he couldn't make it to the thing. Hmmm. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
'And again...' | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory...' | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
HARRY IMITATES PHONE SMASHING | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
It's quite annoying, to be honest. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
'And again.' | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
'Hello, this is Tenby Rectory.' | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
God's sake, what is it with these vicars, man? They do my head in. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:24 | |
While Harry waits for a sign from God, | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Mel concentrates on her own heavenly bod. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
# My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
# And they're like It's better than yours | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
# Damn right It's better than yours... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
-NARRATOR: -# ..I could teach you But I have to charge | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Back at home, Harry has finally made contact. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
'Hello.' | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-Hello, is that Reverend Davies? -'Yes, it is.' | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Hello, there, I'm hoping to, er, arrange a...a wedding, sorry, in the fisherman's church. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:52 | |
The vicar's happy to conduct the ceremony | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
but he'll need the approval of his archdeacon. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
Harry's dream fisherman's church wedding is now in the hands of the Almighty... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
or a bloke who works for him, anyway. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
As best man Tuttle heads out on the morning tide to spend the day fishing, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
Harry returns to Tenby harbour to check out the sailing club. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Hello, there, how's it going? Nice to see you, Blake, again. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
So this is the best view in Tenby, then, is it? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Yes, the best drinking hole in Tenby with the best view. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
It's really nice. You can see everything from here, can't you? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
I just love the sea theme, I'm always in the water surfing, if not fishing. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
-And down here it's so beautiful, like, all the boats and the sea. -Yeah, it's buzzing. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
Despite not knowing if he can get married in the fisherman's church, | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Harry goes ahead and books the Sailing Club. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Together with a marquee big enough for 200 guests, | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
it costs him almost £4,000. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
But a marquee in the harbour car park means he'll need an outdoor alcohol licence... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:55 | |
which he doesn't have yet. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
But just as everything seems to be falling into place | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Harry and Tuttle get a message from the Vicar. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
-(AUTOMATED VOICE) 'Message received at 6.39pm.' -'Oh, hi, it's Andrew.' | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
'At last I've got hold of the Archdeacon | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
'and I'm afraid he's not happy about proceeding with this. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
'So really it's a no.' | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
The Archdeacon feels that three weeks isn't long enough to prepare Harry and Mel for a church wedding. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:24 | |
-Well, that's not good news, is it? -No. That's rubbish. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:30 | |
Unable to convince the church to marry them at such short notice, | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
he has no choice but to watch his church wedding slip through the net. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
With the fisherman's church a no-go, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Harry now needs to find an alternative venue for the ceremony. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
And where better than a pub by the sea? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
-This is where we hold our wedding ceremonies. -Yeah, nice. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
I like the flowers. They look cool. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
The bride and groom normally stand under the archway. The guests can see the view then. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:59 | |
It is a nice view. It does look really nice. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
The Longhouse is licensed to hold civil ceremonies | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
and it's definitely available. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Consider it booked. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
-I thought it was pretty good. -I liked it. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
I like the fact that it's not a normal typical hotel. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
You can see the beach. You can see the sea. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
It wouldn't be the same as getting married in the church, but I think Melissa would like it. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:22 | |
But a pub surrounded by holiday chalets is a far cry | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
from the village church Mel has her heart set on. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
And, if that's not bad enough, the sea-faring groom | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
now wants to transport his sea-fearing bride to the reception, you've guessed it, by sea. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
Come out here. Go on the beach. Go out to sea on one of the boats. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
-It will be really good. It's a good idea. -Yeah? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Back home Harry decides to reveal his venue plans | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
to brother Sam and mum Sian, but what will they think? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
What we're doing, | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
we're getting married at the Longhouse in Freshwater East. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Me and Mel are going to get on a boat | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
and then sail right round into Tenby harbour, | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
We'll have our reception in a big marquee by the sailing club, right on the harbour. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
-The car park? -Yeah. -I thought you wanted people to come to the wedding? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Shut up, Mum! They'll love it. Don't you like the idea or what? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Mel doesn't even like the water. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Oh, tough, crap, it's my wedding as well and I like the water so we're having it there, right? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
I'm really concerned about Mel getting on the boat. That's my main worry. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
I mean, poor thing, if she's not expecting it, | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
she's not going to be very happy. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Particularly as she doesn't like boats. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
You can't expect Mel to get on a dirty fishing boat. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
She's not. It's going to be clean, Mum, chill out. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
It just doesn't have to be clean, it has to be spotless. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
And it's not just the boat trip that's worrying mum Sian. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
I'm just stressing about the Longhouse. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
I think she'll hate it, absolutely hate it. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
It's fine for a surfers' party but a wedding, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
to actually get married, it's worse than a registry office. Oh, I dunno. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
So, four days in, the wedding for a bride who hates boats | 0:18:02 | 0:18:07 | |
consists of a ceremony in a pub, | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
followed by a trip to Tenby in a boat, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
for a reception in a harbour car park. Surrounded by more boats. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
Confident that Mel will be pleased with their work, | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
the boys decide they deserve some fun. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
All right, boys. How's it going? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
We're in town now. Me and Tuttle. We just want to get a couple of beers down our heads | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
so we're not feeling so stressed out about the wedding. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Let our hair down and just get drunk. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
We'll worry about the wedding in the morning. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
WHOOPING AND CHEERING | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Later the next day and best man Tuttle is, quite literally, a wreck. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
Tuttle... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
It's time to get up, man. Come on. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
TUTTLE MUMBLES | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
You've got to get up, you've got to get up, you've got to get up in the morning. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
-Come on. -TUTTLE MOANS | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
I don't want to have to do this. Look, I woke up earlier. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-We've really got shit to do, man, honestly. -I know we have. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
My head's banging. I've got a really bad headache. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
While Harry tries to raise the dead, at her mum's house, | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
mobile hairdresser Mel, who is used to hearing all the gossip, | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
has become the talk of the town. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
I heard from a client's daughter that Harry was out on the town | 0:19:31 | 0:19:38 | |
with some local tarts. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
If that is the case then I want to have a word with him | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
before marrying him, cos I'm not happy about that. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
Sister Sam and her boyfriend Mark try in vain to calm Mel's nerves. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
That's just going to eat away at me now. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
-There's a reason probably for it. -I don't know. Hanging around with tarts? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
It's just not very nice for you, is it, hearing that he's hanging out with other girls and...? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:04 | |
-I'm annoyed! -But, unaware of the rumours, Harry has other issues. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:09 | |
We're going to have a look at the tides now. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
He's determined to sail his bride to Tenby, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
where the reception will be held. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
But if they don't arrive at the right time | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
the sea level won't be high enough for the boat to enter the harbour. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Right, the date of the wedding, Friday 22nd. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-Oh, shit. High tide is at ten in the morning. -That's all right, isn't it? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:31 | |
-We're getting married at 12. -You've got to change it. -To what time? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
-Ten o'clock. She can get up two hours earlier. -Do you reckon? That's too early. -It's not! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
If she wants a nice day she can get out of bed at six. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
So it's an early start for Mel. And it's straight on to the next task - | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
his outdoor alcohol licence. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
While I'm sorting this stuff out, now it's important, right, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
I need you to sort something out for the stag and hen do, OK? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-Yeah, OK. -That's your job, yeah? -Yeah. -Good boy. All right. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
No licence means a dry reception in the harbour car park. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
And that's an unthinkable proposition for hard drinking Harry and his fishermen friends. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
With the deadline for the application looming he'll have to rush to avoid disaster. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:16 | |
We've got to go to the police station, drop off one licence there, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
then we've got to drive to Haverfordwest County Council | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
and drop off the other licence there | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
and get it date stamped to make sure they know it's today we got it in by | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
because if we don't get it in by today it's not happening. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
And with Harry going like the clappers... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I've got a letter for the licensing officer. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
..best man Tutz and the stag plans are going... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Well, they're going nowhere fast. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Now we're in a mad rush to get to Haverfordwest County Council | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
to get our other licensing form off with a cheque as well | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
so it takes a good 20 minutes from here. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
Back in Manorbier, Tutz finally leaps into action. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Will Harry make the deadline? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Yes! He's done it! But what's Tutz done? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
He should have the stag and hen dos sewn up by now. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-What have you got? -That's all I could find. I don't know how to work it. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
That's all you've done? I've been out all day, getting a licence, going to the police, | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
going to Haverfordwest, organising three different meetings with the harbourmaster. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
I'll work double hard... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
And all you've done is found a betting page on Coral? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
What have you been doing the whole time I've been away? Sleeping? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
-Yeah. -You have, haven't you? You are... | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
I can't believe you. You are useless, Tuttle. Fair dos. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Tuttle - he's useless. He's always been useless. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
He always will be useless. Everything he does is useless. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-You still love me though! -Yeah, I still love him though. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
But he's still useless. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
MUSIC: "Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
At the local leisure centre, Mel's working hard to forget | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
the nasty rumours that are going around town. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
I've just come out of body attack. I feel quite knackered. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
And a bit out of breath. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
And I really want to see Harry now, I miss him loads now. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
I'm not so much angry with him anymore about the rumours. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
I would still say something, but I'm not as angry | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
and as het up as I was before I went in. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I feel like I've released the anger and the energy of the day. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
After a long week of wedding planning, | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Harry is finding it impossible to resist the call of the sea. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
I can't wait to go and make some money now, go fishing. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Make some money, be out at sea, be happy. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
It's nice to get away from planning a wedding and get back fishing. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Does my head in planning a wedding, I'm sick of it. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Here's the other fisherman here. Sam Todd. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
And Tuttle, my best man, over there. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
We're going to beat him now, cos our boat's the fastest. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
All right, boys! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
The boys are fishing for whelks. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
That's the money right there. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Meanwhile Mel is longing for her prize catch. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
The worst thing for me is missing him, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
like, not seeing each other, no contact, no texting. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Like, each time I go in the blooming post office they're like, | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
"Oh, Harry's been in." And I'm like, "What did he buy? What did he buy?" | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Even though he's out at sea, the wedding's never far from Harry's mind. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
There's Tenby over there, where hopefully in a couple of weeks | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
me and Melissa will be getting married. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
But he still needs a boat to get her there and he knows just the one. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
Will it be all right to use the boat to get Mel from the Longhouse to the reception? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
From the ceremony to the reception? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
-Well, yeah, I think so. Should be fine. -Brilliant, nice one. Cool. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
So Mel, who's terrified of the sea, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
will now be travelling to the wedding reception in a dirty great big whelk boat. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
That's if she can stand the smell. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
It's the beginning of week two and Harry's about to undertake his most daunting challenge, | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
one he definitely doesn't want to face on his own. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
There's Tuttle now. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
After a 12-hour shift on the boat | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
in five minutes he'll be in here, stinking, ready to choose wedding dresses. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:32 | |
-All right, boy? Good day or what? -Yeah. -Was it? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:39 | |
-Ready to pick a wedding dress or what? -Yeah. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
It was plain sailing getting a boat, but will the fishermen make | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
heavy weather of buying a wedding dress? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Mel will have no say in what she'll actually be wearing, but she wants to find her fantasy dress. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:53 | |
Hello, how are you? Woooh! That looks big. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:58 | |
Do you know what sort of thing you're looking for? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Maybe some bling and diamonds or something. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Take a look and if there's anything you like we can try them on. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Mum Barbara and sisters Sam and Jess | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
know how important Harry's choice will be. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
I think she'll look good in anything, but whether she'd wear it or not | 0:26:11 | 0:26:16 | |
is a different matter cos if it's not right she'll kick off. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
-Oh, she'll kick off. -She will. -She'll have a fit. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
Harry is a brave man. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
He'd better be, because he's about to enter an alien world. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Hello. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Woah! Oh, my God. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
This looks really scary up here. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Luckily, manager Emma knows exactly how to put the fishermen at ease. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
We need to find out what your wedding's all about, | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
then we should be able to help you choose the right kind of dress. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
And we've got cold beers for you as well. THEY CHEER | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
That is amazing. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-It's really cold as well. -You know what, Tuttle? Next time we have a day off | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
we should just go out and pretend to buy dresses and just get treated like kings. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:08 | |
Mel starts with a Grecian dress with an embroidered diamante waist band. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
It's a bit too big and I'd like it a bit more revealing. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
I want SOME cleavage on show. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Do you think he might go for something big and fancy? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
-He won't go for big and fancy. I hope not. -You hope! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
But big and fancy is exactly what the boys want to see first. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:30 | |
Woah, that's cool. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
-The boys are taking it all in. -That's lush. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
This is a princess style. Really fitted onto the waist, | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
it looks really tiny. but with a nice big fun skirt. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Can you imagine her wearing this coming in and out of the boat? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
When you say it like that, it might be a bit tricky. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
-We could tie a string onto it. -You can't tie a string around your wife. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
We'll tie her round and haul her up on the hauler! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Catch of the day, boys! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
The princess dress doesn't fit into fisherman Harry's plans. Next up... | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
a simple strapless number. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
-Looks nice, doesn't it, Tuttle? -I like it. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
It's really nice. Again, really fitted on the waist it'll make her teeny tiny. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
And the best thing about this dress is it's got pockets. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
It's definitely more practical, but it's a tough call for Harry. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
-I think simple looks kind of nice. -Yeah. -Do you think girls think that? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
Pick what you think's best. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:26 | |
OK, I'll have her naked then, or in some sexy knickers. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
-Do you want another beer? -Yeah. -Would that help? -Yeah! | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
The last dress should definitely appeal to a fisherman. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
-This now is a fitted fishtail style. -Looks like sort of a mermaid shape. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:42 | |
So really it hugs the curves. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
Mel's really curvy. She's got really nice boobs and a really nice bum | 0:28:44 | 0:28:49 | |
and I just think that would like emphasise her nice boobs and bum. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
Fishtail is perfect for that sort of shape. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
Incredibly, he's thinking along the right lines. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
-Wow, I love that one. Beautiful. I love that one. -It's the best one. I love it. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
-You can see your shape. -Mel's found her fantasy dress. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
This is my favourite, this is the one I want cos it's like a mermaid. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
I like the ruffling, all this detail here, | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
I like the way it's fitted and makes you look curvy. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:17 | |
I like a fishtail. I hope he chooses a dress like this. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
But Harry's still to decide between a fishtail dress | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
just like the one Mel wants | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
and the simple strapless dress with pockets. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
Will he choose the right one? | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
They both feel really nice. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
-That one's a bit lighter, isn't it? -Yeah. -And it is sparklier. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:37 | |
And it is sparklier. And it's more fitting. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
But then this one looks really nice too. And it's got the pockets. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:44 | |
What do you think, Tutz, honestly? It is really difficult. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
-Do you think the left one? -The left one. -Left one it is, then. I don't want to think about it any more. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:53 | |
If I keep thinking I'll just be like for ever. This one here. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
Harry's chosen the one with the pockets | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
and at £1,100, it's another huge chunk out of his budget. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
Harry moves on to spend even more cash - | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
Over £2,000 on a seafood barbie... | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
Definitely going to be some bass, mackerel, lobster, spider claws. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:15 | |
..and almost £900 on outfits for the boys... | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
-Here you are, Tuttle, now you're looking the part. -Yeah! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
Wa-hey! | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
-..and dresses for the bridesmaids. -Do you think that's suitable? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
And it's got pockets like Mel's, as well. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
As he nears the end of the second week, | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
Harry has less than two grand left. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
It's a sobering thought. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
Still a lot to get done - little bits of transport | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
or accommodation, or inviting everybody. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
The invitations. Alcohol. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
Just... Yeah, so much stuff to do. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
But it'll all have to wait... | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
because the boys are off to Cardiff for the stag! | 0:30:55 | 0:30:59 | |
In typical form, it's time to make like a fish and get battered! | 0:31:02 | 0:31:07 | |
Meanwhile, across town, | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
Mel and the girls are following suit with the hen do. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
I'm not wearing this. How embarrassing! | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
I've got my pretend Harry. Mwah! | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
You boys were the selected 27 out of my favourite friends. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:29 | |
I love you all and let's get fucking hammered. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
-Three cheers for Harry and Mel, yeah? -Hip, hip... | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
And it's not long before things get really messy. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
RAUCOUS CHEERING | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
One week from now, I'll have a ring on that finger right there | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
and I'll be like, "Oh, my god, I'm married." Aaargh! | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
With a thumb on my head going, "Harry, do this, the house isn't clean. What are you doing?" | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
A week tonight I'll be Mrs Cromwell but I'm not thinking of that now. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:01 | |
I'm just going to get loose with my mates. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
The next day and Harry's suffering from the hangover from hell. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:18 | |
I'm feeling like... It's about four o'clock now and I'm feeling minging. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
For some reason I just woke up really early thinking, | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
"I've got loads to do today, got to get on with loads of stuff." | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
All I could think about was getting the invitations sorted and stuff like that, so... | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
Yeah I just couldn't sleep at all. I'm just... | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
..I dunno, stressing about it a bit, I think. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
There are just five days to go until the wedding | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
and Harry hasn't sent out a single invitation. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
He's hoping to find cards that are classy and sophisticated, | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
like something to do with the seaside. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
I just need something now. There's a couple of nice ones here | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
of the sea and fish and seagulls | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
so that pretty much sums me up in a card. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
I'm going to go for these, I reckon. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
Back at home, it's time to get creative. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
I was going to cut out wellies, like, but I can't do it, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
it's just too difficult. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Going to do hearts instead. Love hearts, stick 'em in there. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
A bit of glue. it's like Art Attack, innit? | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
Harry needs to send out 50 invites. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
How many did I get, again? 25? I need more than 25. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:28 | |
Do you know what I might have to do? I might have to cut these in half. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
That way, yeah. Problem solving see, saving money. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
Two cards out of one. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
-That's not even his biggest problem. -What do I write in there? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
I don't even know what I'm going to write in there. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
Erm... | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
"Dear Barbara, you are invited to Melissa and Harry's wedding." | 0:33:58 | 0:34:03 | |
Wedding day or wedding? My head's not working, man. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:06 | |
More used to fishing and drinking, Harry could be here a while. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
I'm really struggling with this. It's doing my head in. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
But the invites aren't the only thing troubling him. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:19 | |
I'm hungry, tired, missing Melissa. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:22 | |
Missing her nice treats and the food she makes me. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Missing our bedroom activities. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
And after two weeks away from Harry, Mel's pining for her lusty seaman. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:34 | |
I'm really miss him, It just feels weird, | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
-and every night I've kissed the photo good night. -Aw. -Hopefully, he's done the same. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
Normally I'd fall asleep quickly | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
but since staying here, I can't get to sleep. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
I just feel knackered and sick of everyone asking me questions... | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
"When is it? "Where is it? What time?" | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
I'm just sick of people asking. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
I feel like unplugging the phone and telling everyone | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
to go and ask someone else, cos I don't know any answers. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
I just hope he's just remembered all the little things | 0:34:59 | 0:35:03 | |
-and I hope he's spent the money wisely. -He probably has, knowing Harry. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:08 | |
He's quite a responsible person. He is sensible with money. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
I've almost spent all my 12 grand now. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
I roughly worked it out earlier and it's like 11 grand, something. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:20 | |
Probably some of the biggest outlays has been marquee, | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
which has been £3,160 or something... | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
..wedding dress and shoes, £1,100, | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
wedding photography, £1,600. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
The three venues added together is going to be about a grand. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
Catering was a couple of grand, a bit more. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
I've still got to buy alcohol, still got to pay for corkage. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
I can't cut back on nothing. Everything I've got is what I want and I'm not cutting back for it. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:48 | |
It might be what you want, Harry, but will Mel feel the same? | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
Feeling the pressure and without Mel to comfort him, | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
Harry decides it's time for a change of scene. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
Plan is go and get some waves. Chill out, have a laugh, | 0:35:59 | 0:36:05 | |
forget about the wedding plans for a couple of hours, | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
then go home and go to bed. I'm not doing the invitations tonight. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:12 | |
With just a few days to go until the wedding, | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
the only thing on Harry's mind is the sea. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
It looks like those invitations will just have to wait. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
The next day, Harry finally gets round to sending out some invites, | 0:36:35 | 0:36:40 | |
while just a few streets away his dad, Ollie, has a special delivery for Mel. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:44 | |
-Ollie, what are you doing here? -Hello, darling. -Are you all right? | 0:36:46 | 0:36:51 | |
-Where's my kiss, come on. Mwah. -Coming in? -No. I've missed you. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
-Are you not allowed in? -No. And Harry's missed you even more. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
-What's this? -A little present and a little invite. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
Harry struggled with what to include on the invitations | 0:37:02 | 0:37:06 | |
but he knew exactly what to put in Mel's. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
What the hell is it? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:09 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
I hope he doesn't think I'm wearing them. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
I'm not wearing these down the aisle, if that's what he thinks. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:26 | |
-Nobody will see them. -They're disgusting. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
What's this? | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
This must be my invite. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
Oh, no! | 0:37:33 | 0:37:34 | |
Are you going to roll it round your finger? | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
-I'm never going to get it out. -Shall I get the hammer? -Yeah. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
Ooh! | 0:37:45 | 0:37:46 | |
"Dear Melissa, can't wait to see you on our wedding day on 22nd July at 10:00am"... | 0:37:49 | 0:37:56 | |
-Jesus, I'm going to have to get ready at six. -Yeah. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
Fishes, wellies, fishing socks... | 0:37:59 | 0:38:04 | |
Are we going to be getting married on a fishing boat? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
It'll be all right. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:10 | |
I'm shit scared of boats. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Yep, she definitely hates boats. Oh, dear. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
With money running out fast, Harry needs to claw back some cash. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
If can catch the wedding dinner, | 0:38:22 | 0:38:23 | |
he can cut down on the cost of catering. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
We're en route to a little secret spot. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
We're going to get, hopefully, at least 30 bass, | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
so we don't have to buy them off anyone | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
and I save a bit on the budget, cos at the moment, | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
the budget is... wheest... tight as a duck's you know what. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:42 | |
In fact it's so tight, Harry's had to make one very drastic cut. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:47 | |
I haven't got any money left for the rings so... | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
I was going to borrow some rings but I just thought that's not really... | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
It's not really cool, so I was thinking about | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
getting a couple of Haribo rings and using them for the wedding ring. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
I used the Haribo rings to initially propose to Melissa. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
I'm Harry and Mel's a beau, so its good to have a Haribo. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:08 | |
Ah, how sweet(!) Harry sure knows what a girl wants(!) | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
First cast and it's looks like Harry's plan is working. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
Mackers on straight away. Wa-hey! | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
Good start, Tuttle boy, good start. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:23 | |
Come on, babies, get 'em in. Let's feed my guests. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
Just the two. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Eight so far. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:29 | |
Six for me. Two for Harry. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
Ah! Loser! | 0:39:34 | 0:39:35 | |
Still early days, boy. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
But two hours later and the boys' initial optimism is beginning to wane. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
-Where's all the fishes? That's not very fun, is it? -What? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
Not many mackerel. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:46 | |
All I want is a few fish. That's not much to ask for. Come on, fishies. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
Don't mess me around today, I need some. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
Yeah, I am a little disappointed we haven't had many fish | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
but at the end of the day, that's fishing for you. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
But 13 mackerel isn't enough to feed the entire wedding party, and as darkness begins to set in, | 0:40:05 | 0:40:10 | |
Harry's plan to claw back any money is unsuccessful. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:14 | |
So they head home with their fish tails between their sea legs. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:18 | |
We caught a few mackerel in the first 10-20 minutes but that was it. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Nothing happened. They'll be nice to eat but it's not enough. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:29 | |
We need more. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
It's the day before the wedding. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
And the moment of truth. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Mel's about to see the wedding dress Harry chose for the very first time. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:44 | |
-I'm here to try on my wedding dress. -Yes, that he's chosen for you. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
-Yes. -Are you excited? -Excited and nervous, I think. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
-Fingers crossed he knows you that well. -Hopefully. -Are you ready? -Yep. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
Mel wanted a fitted fishtail design to show off her curvy figure. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:03 | |
Harry settled for a very simple strapless dress with pockets. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
But Mel doesn't seem convinced. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:12 | |
Trust me, it's 100 times better when it's on. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
-And on your figure it's going to be amazing. -OK. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
-Oh, my God, I love it! -That's gorgeous. -He's done a good job. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:25 | |
-You look gorgeous. -I like it. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
I wouldn't have chosen this but I like it. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
I like this and I like the flowers. I like here. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
Sam's going to cry! | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
I love it. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Well done, Harry. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:46 | |
-Don't forget the pockets. -Put my hands in the pockets when I'm bored. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:51 | |
You won't be bored on your wedding day! | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
Harry's done a really, really good job. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
Against all the odds, Mel loves her dress. | 0:41:55 | 0:42:00 | |
But she's still concerned about what tomorrow might bring. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
First of all, yesterday when I had the invite, | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
I was thinking it was going to be like a fishing themed wedding. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
But now I've seen that dress I can't imagine I'd be getting married | 0:42:09 | 0:42:14 | |
on a fishing boat with a nice dress like that. Especially one that drags along the floor. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
So maybe that invite was just to knock me off the scent, I think. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:24 | |
He's winding me up so I think it's some minging fishing wedding | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
when really it'll be nice and elegant and romantic and posh. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
Well, not exactly posh. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
Over at Tenby Sailing Club, the marquee is up in the car park, | 0:42:37 | 0:42:41 | |
and with no money for decorations, | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
Harry decides to borrow some fishing equipment. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
-That's good. -These stink. -These buoys? -Yeah! | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
-It's absolutely disgusting. -Smell that, it's not too bad. -Oh! | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
What will Mel, who hates boats and the smell of fish, make of his plans? | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
I might have been selfish with the fishing theme | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
and doing everything how I want, but at the end of the day, that's me, | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
that's what Mel's marrying into. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
And that should be why she's with me cos she likes them things about me. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
Even though the marquee is nowhere near ready, Harry has to go. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:18 | |
Tutz is back in port with a feast of fish. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
Unable to resist, Harry finds himself on his best man's boat | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
at 8:00pm on the night before his wedding, gutting mackerel. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:29 | |
Surely he's got better things to do! | 0:43:29 | 0:43:31 | |
Tuttle, right, the plan, is we're going to Cardiff, | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
get a load of hookers and give them a good seeing to. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
All we got to do tomorrow is turn up and enjoy, | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
smile and think, "This is cool." | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
I'm getting married, man. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:48 | |
Is that a good plan or what? Am I a good motivational speaker? | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
I don't know about that, just get me wasted. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
But before Harry can even think about having a good time, | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
there's one last important job to do. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:02 | |
With dad Ollie drafted in to help, | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
they need to turn a dirty old fishing boat into a carriage fit for a princess who doesn't like fish. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:13 | |
Eh, do you want one for tea? | 0:44:13 | 0:44:14 | |
Or boats! | 0:44:14 | 0:44:15 | |
It's the day of the wedding. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
-Are you all right? -Good morning! | 0:44:30 | 0:44:32 | |
At her mum's house, bride Mel is completely unaware what the next few hours involve. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:38 | |
A wedding in a pub, a trip on a fishing boat and a reception in a harbour car park. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:43 | |
But it's not long before Mel gets another clue as to what's in store. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:48 | |
My flowers! | 0:44:48 | 0:44:49 | |
That's amazing. Look at the shells! And starfish. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:54 | |
Oh, my god. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:57 | |
It's time to see the dresses Harry's bought the bridesmaids. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
Ah-ha-ha! I love them. They look amazing. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:07 | |
-Did Harry choose them? -Yes! -Did he really? | 0:45:07 | 0:45:11 | |
He's done a good job. They are lush. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
The dresses are a great success, | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
but the girls sense there's something fishy going on. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:19 | |
-There's shells. -There's definitely beach, aquatic theme going on but... | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
As long as it doesn't smell of fish. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
As long as it's not on that whelk boat. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
Whelk boats are the stinkingest you can get! | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
After three weeks of hard work, Harry thinks he's done enough. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:37 | |
I just hope everything's to the standard of Melissa's taste. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:42 | |
It's time for the boys to head off, | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
not forgetting those all-important sweets. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
Rings. Got to remember them. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
Mel too is ready to go. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
CROWD CHATTERS EXCITEDLY | 0:45:56 | 0:45:57 | |
-Pockets. -That is lush! | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
Can I try it on when it's all over? | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
To Melissa and Harry! Yay! | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
We got to go! | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
An early start means breakfast on the run for the groom. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
With 30 minutes to go, Mel's first mode of transport, a borrowed camper van, arrives. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:21 | |
Cool camper van! | 0:46:26 | 0:46:27 | |
-I love the camper van. -Beautiful. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Very nice. Good effort, everyone. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
As the girls set off to the ceremony at the Longhouse, the guests begin to arrive. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:42 | |
Well, I don't think much of this place, but it's over my head now. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:48 | |
There's nothing I can do about it is there? It's OK, it's by the beach. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:52 | |
It's very Harry, isn't it? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
The most things I'm dreading is the rings and the boat ride. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
Apart from that I think I've done everything pretty good. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
Is she going to get sea sick? | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
I'm a little worried about how she is on boats | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
cos when we went on a boat in Bali she was poo-ing it all the way. She was scared. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:08 | |
But before he finds out if she'll climb aboard his boat, | 0:47:08 | 0:47:12 | |
there's a small matter of a pub wedding to get through. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
Where are we going? | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
# Surprise, surprise! # | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
And Mel quickly realises she won't be getting married | 0:47:20 | 0:47:24 | |
in the pretty village church she had her heart set on. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
It's The Longhouse. It's The Longhouse. It's The Longhouse. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:33 | |
Is there silence? | 0:47:38 | 0:47:39 | |
No-one wants to say what they really think about Harry's choice of venue. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:44 | |
But if Mel's disappointed, she's certainly not showing it. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:51 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
Hello. How are you? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:54 | |
Nice wellies. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:05 | |
All right, Tuttle? | 0:48:11 | 0:48:12 | |
I call upon these persons here present... | 0:48:12 | 0:48:15 | |
I call upon these persons here present... | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
To witness that I, Melissa Jane Coleman... | 0:48:17 | 0:48:19 | |
To witness that I, Melissa Jane Coleman... | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
To take thee, Matthew Harry Cromwell... | 0:48:22 | 0:48:26 | |
To take thee, Matthew Harry Cromwell... | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
-To be my lawful wedded husband. -To be my lawful wedded husband. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
And now we come to the exchange of rings. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
-Uh-oh! -In a Haribo bag? | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
With no money for precious metals, Harry hopes to win his sweetheart over | 0:48:39 | 0:48:43 | |
with an orange-flavoured sticky jelly ring. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
I give you this ring... | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
I give you this ring... | 0:48:49 | 0:48:50 | |
-With love and affection. -With love and affection. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:54 | |
And it is now my great pleasure and privilege | 0:48:54 | 0:48:57 | |
to pronounce that you are husband and wife together. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
It's time for the next stage of Harry's plan, | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
a one-hour boat trip to the reception in Tenby Harbour. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:15 | |
Sit down and put these on. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
To keep the boat trip a, mmmm, "lovely" surprise, | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
Harry asks Mel to put her wellies on for a photo shoot. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:23 | |
-We're going to the beach for photos? -Yeah. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
Mel, who's feeling peckish, doesn't suspect a thing. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
-Shall we eat these rings? -Yeah, all right. Yum! | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
Now this is a marriage for ever now to be able to eat the ring. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:35 | |
And it's all going inside us so it doesn't matter. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
Once on the beach, Harry drops his bombshell. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
-We've got a little surprise for you, Mels. -What is it? | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
We're going to get on a little rib and then out to the fishing boat. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:51 | |
If Harry can't convince Mel to get on the boat, | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
his plan to sail her to the harbour reception will be dashed. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
-And then that's going to take us... -I fucking hate dinghies. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
-I'm not going on a dinghy. -You have to. -Oh, my god, I hate boats. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:05 | |
I'm really nervous of boats like those little dinghies. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
I don't like that. There's no seats. What are you meant to sit on? | 0:50:08 | 0:50:12 | |
Oh, my God. I'm not going to smell like a fishmonger, am I? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:17 | |
With Mel wavering, Harry decides it's time for a strong pair of arms. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:22 | |
Harry's got his catch safely on board... | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
..but he's not off the hook yet. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
He's still got to get Mel on to a 30-foot fishing boat. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
Oh, my God, I hate boats. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
But once she's back on her feet, the Orca doesn't seem so scary, | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
especially after last night's marathon clean-up. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
Harry's bridal fishing boat is the pride of the fleet. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
(LAUGHS) This is actually cool. I like it. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:58 | |
Having conquered her fears, Mel is finally embracing Harry's world. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:04 | |
I love the boat now. I don't know what I was frightened of. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
It's a romantic idea. And hopefully I'm not going to be seasick. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
And after three weeks without any physical contact, | 0:51:11 | 0:51:15 | |
Harry and Mel can't keep their hands off each other. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:51:23 | 0:51:24 | |
I love everything that you've done. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
When I saw the Haribo rings, | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
that's Harry all over, that's how he thinks. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:37 | |
Original and spur of the moment. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
In Tenby Harbour, all the guests are on the beach, | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
waiting for the bride and groom to arrive. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:46 | |
I'm just dying to see her coming in now. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:48 | |
I guess they're coming in on a boat. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
I don't even know that bit but I guessed that's what's happening. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:54 | |
I just can't wait to get hold of them and give them a hug. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
I just haven't had a chance. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
After an hour at sea, The Orca sails into Tenby. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
I can see a marquee! | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
"Welcome Mrs Cromwell!" | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Mel's spotted the reception venue in the harbour car park, | 0:52:06 | 0:52:10 | |
but before the party can begin, Harry's got a very special surprise in store. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:15 | |
Harry and Mel both wanted a church wedding. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
But with only three weeks' notice, the vicar couldn't accommodate their wish. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
However, he was more than happy to perform a blessing in the fishermen's church. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
Are we going to a church? | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
Oh, no! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
Friends, welcome to St Julian's Church here in Tenby Harbour. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:45 | |
This church was built for the Tenby fishermen. Here they used to bring their catch for God's blessing. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:51 | |
And Harry today has brought his catch for God's blessing. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
Harry, you have taken Melissa as your wife. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
Will you continue to love her, honour her, | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
and care for her as long as you shall both shall live? | 0:53:01 | 0:53:05 | |
I will. | 0:53:05 | 0:53:06 | |
Go forth into the world in peace, | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
and the blessing of God Almighty, | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
the father, the son and the Holy Spirit, be upon you | 0:53:12 | 0:53:16 | |
and remain with you always. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
That was really, really, really cool and amazing. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
And I didn't expect it at all. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
-You've done an amazing job. -When they went in the church, that made it. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
That's when I started to cry. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
I think it hit me that he's actually married now, you know? | 0:53:31 | 0:53:35 | |
He's done a proper job! | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
Married and now blessed, Mel is beaming. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:41 | |
-But what will she make of Harry fishing-themed marquee makeover? -Do you like it? | 0:53:41 | 0:53:45 | |
Fish! I guessed it would be fishing. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
-Did you do all this? -Yeah. Like what we've done with the fishing nets and wellies? -Yeah. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:52 | |
-And the fish on the walls? -Yeah, it looks really, really good. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
-And a lolly for you as a present. -Woo hoo! Yippee! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
And all the decorations on the table, the flowers and the sand... | 0:53:58 | 0:54:02 | |
It looks wicked. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:03 | |
It's amazing! I love those fishing boats. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
-They're cool, aren't they? -Look at all those cakes. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
It's me and you on the boat. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:10 | |
It's cool, innit? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:13 | |
I like those big boobs that I've got on that thing! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
It's much better than I'd have done. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
I wouldn't know where to start. You've done it better than me. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
You've done a good job! | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
I love it. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
Harry has nailed it. Fair play. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
He's done an absolute much better job than I ever thought he'd do. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:47 | |
It's absolutely wonderful because they do absolutely love each other. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:51 | |
And I know this is going to last forever. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
I'm really impressed. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:57 | |
The dress is beautiful. He's done really well. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
I don't think she could've done it any better. I think he's done amazing. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:05 | |
Really, really good. And I loved the yellow wellies. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:10 | |
I haven't got much to say. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:11 | |
I'd just like to say that Harry and Mel, you're both really lucky | 0:55:11 | 0:55:15 | |
and as long as the boys and all of our girlfriends can end up | 0:55:15 | 0:55:19 | |
-as happy as you are, we've all done well. -Aw! Thanks, Tuttle. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
And that is it! | 0:55:22 | 0:55:25 | |
Everyone get your drinks and let's get wankered cos I've had enough of this! | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
Happy days. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:34 | |
I am surprised. I thought it was going to be a balls-up. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
But no, it's all right. It's been good. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
I'd like to thank Mel's family just for making such a sexy, hot Mel. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:44 | |
And three weeks of no sex, that's the hardest thing out of everything! | 0:55:47 | 0:55:51 | |
It's been a long three weeks, | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
but it looks like Harry's boat has definitely come in! | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
ALL: Harry and Mel. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:02 | |
Harry looks SO tired. He looks like he needs looking after. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:06 | |
A kiss might help. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:07 | |
What about a kiss on my willy? | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
That's what he needs to wake him up a bit! There's public loos over there. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
Next time, will party boy Luke really abandon his hedonistic days? | 0:56:16 | 0:56:20 | |
My wife is London. My mistress is Ibiza. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
Will he follow his heart and have his wedding in Ibiza? | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
-Is it really what she'd want? -Or will he give his bride the wedding she wants? | 0:56:26 | 0:56:30 | |
Registry office - that'd be game over. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:33 | |
-Will he be able to pull off his elaborate plan? -Turn back into the person you are and I'll speak to you. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:38 | |
-Or has he thrown himself in too deep? -He's bitten off more than he can chew. -It's a nightmare. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:43 | |
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