Martyn and Terri Don't Tell the Bride

This programme contains some strong language

Don't Tell The Bride celebrates weddings like no-one else.

-From New York...to Glasgow.

-Oh, my God.

Las Vegas...

Why would the man I love do this?

..to Ibiza.

I've got to plan a wedding.

And one unforgettable rollercoaster ride.

Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?!

And now we're back as 12 more unsuspecting brides

prepare for the journey of a lifetime.

What?!

The grooms get three weeks and £12,000

and the brides get no say in how it's spent.

I'd never imagine Ben could get it this wrong.

So get ready to rock...

I don't even want you at the wedding!

..as the party reaches new heights and sinks to new lows

with more fairytale endings than ever before.

This is supposed to be the biggest day of my life and I'm not happy!

Switch it off!

Tonight metal head Martyn...

We are rock and roll.

..wants to turn his bride's big day into a big gig.

It needs to be a big metal show.

If he has metal bands on, I'll end up going to the local pub.

But with a best man vying for the limelight...

-You're jealous as I've got other people here.

-..and a highly strung bride...

Please just don't start today.

..whose two dads need to be kept on side.

I've got a question to ask you.

What happens when there's more meltdowns than music?

Don't even want you at my wedding!

I feel sorry for Martyn.

Can this groom keep it all together...

I can't cope.

..or will it be a metal mess?

One more word!

I don't know if I'm best man after what's just happened.

I don't like it at all.

Tattooist and rock musician Martyn lives in Castleford, West Yorkshire

with alternative model Terri and their two dogs Bruce and Noah.

I just love everything about Terri.

I could say a few things that I love about her

but there's not a few things, it's everything.

-Aw!

-So it'd be easier to say

what I don't love about her - which is nothing.

I wouldn't change him for the world

and I love walking down the street with him.

He's the best looking guy I've ever met

and I'm sure a lot of other people think that as well,

but I'm proud to have him on my arm and not theirs.

It all started three years ago

when Terri met Martyn while modelling in a local nightclub.

Terri was doing an underwear catwalk show.

The first thing I said was, "I'm going to marry that girl."

I was smitten by the girl in her underwear!

They might seem like a devoted couple but secretly,

there's a love triangle afoot.

METAL MUSIC PLAYS

Metal is definitely my first love.

It's the only genre that surges through my veins.

INDISTINCT

I was like, "What the hell is this?!" People just screaming.

SINGER SCREAMS

"Rargghh!"

She's got it!

Being six years older than his girl

means Martyn's taken Terri under his wing.

He helps with life experience

and he advises me of what he thinks I should do,

just when I'm struggling or stuck.

She's a very independent person but sometimes...

I do hit that brick wall and need a bit of guidance.

And Terri doesn't just take Martyn's advice.

She's also taken on his look.

Since meeting Martyn my image has changed a hell of lot.

I've experimented with styles, clothes and hair and everything.

Terri's changed so much. I loved who she was when I first met her.

She was different but I always saw potential.

I would like to say I've broadened Terri's horizons

All I did for her was give her that confidence

to look like she does now.

I gave her a start and she finished it off.

It's well pretty!

But underneath the tattoos, Terri's still a little girl at heart.

I'm not, like, the stereotypical alt girl.

I'm covered in tattoos but I am still the girly princess

that loves sparkles, loves everything pink and girly.

And this girly princess likes to get what she wants.

-I want that dress so much.

-Yeah, I bet you do.

I want the dress. I want the dress!

If I want something, I'll go and get it. I am the little princess.

I'll stomp my feet and try and get what I want.

I want the dress, I want the dress.

Terri tends to drive me mad

because she can't control her levels of anxiety.

-If something's bothering her...

-Everyone knows.

And this loving couple have certainly faced

some difficult times.

Sadly, due to medical reasons, neither Terri or Martyn

is able to have children.

When it did come out, we just thought,

we are made for each other.

If one of us couldn't have children and the other one could,

it would still be on your conscience

but the fact that we both can't have children,

it does make a big, big difference.

It's pretty special...

It's nobody's fault.

In fact, it's made getting married even more important.

It's something that can hinder anyone's relationship,

but getting married is our way of tying that knot

and making it more real for each other.

And Princess Terri has been fantasising about her big day

for a very long time.

I'd say I've been planning the wedding of my dreams

since I was a very little girl.

My perfect wedding would be the whole little girl's princess dream castle

with just sparkles everywhere.

I wanted to be very magical so I would love unicorns...

Hang on, did she say unicorns?

I would love unicorns.

Yes, she did.

With a young bride, whose head is in the clouds,

will Martyn be able to reach her lofty expectations?

I've got a feeling Terri thinks I'm going to put on

the amazing traditional wedding that she's always wanted.

Whereas, I'm not going to go down that route.

I kind of want to do the wedding that I think she wants.

I would hate metal being at the wedding. No metal bands...

METAL MUSIC PLAYS

..but I don 't think he'd do that.

I don't think... Would he?

METAL MUSIC PLAYS

No.

It'll be fine.

A man of Martyn's age

and experience must've been to plenty of weddings.

-This will be the first wedding that I've been to...

-Oh.

So I'm pretty nervous on where to begin. The vows.

I don't even know what a vow is yet.

What hope does metal-loving Martyn have to delivering a special day

to a bride who is desperate for a fairytale wedding?

'You can only get married once.'

This is the one and only chance of doing it and getting it right.

-Just make sure you turn up on the day.

-I will if it's right.

It's time for the loved-up couple to say goodbye.

The next time they see each other

will be on the most important day of both their lives.

SHE SOBS

All right, see you in three weeks.

-I love you.

-I love you.

-I can't wait to see you again.

-Me too.

You're going to look amazing.

I want to go home.

I've never been apart like this before.

It's going to be so hard.

He's the person I speak to most out of everybody.

Right.

Composed.

I'll just have to get through this.

It's all going to be worth it.

It's just going to be a hard road for three weeks.

I think Bruce knows.

DOG BARKS

Ah, come on, babes...

For the next three weeks, Terri will be moving back home.

To ease her back into family life,

her mum Karen's arranged a girly get-together.

What would be your worst nightmare? What don't you want him to do?

The big, alternative wedding.

Because I look different,

people just automatically assume that I'm alternative and I'm not.

I'm a girly girl, aren't I, pet?

Yeah, she is girly girly.

Martyn may have lost his girly girl,

but right next door is a glamorous hairdresser

who'll be guiding him through the next three weeks.

Meet Martyn's best man...

Princess, we've got a wedding to plan.

..Ben

I've know Martyn for about four years.

We were both setting up shop at the same time

He is an amazing guy.

He just puts this image across of himself

that you wouldn't want to mess with him but he has a heart of gold

and I'd do anything for him.

I'm friends with both of them. Martyn is one of the lads,

and with Terri, I do the girly side of things -

have the girly chats and a cup of tea.

Here's to Terri.

I'm really excited about everything.

I feel, like, with Martyn's wedding,

I can just put everything I've got I've got into this for these guys.

Time for Martyn to reveal his master metal plan.

A big stage is what I want.

I'm thinking big, epic meatballs of a wedding.

I want rock, metal, the lot.

I need to put my stamp on this wedding.

It's got to be big, it's got to be metal,

It's got to be heavy. We're going to get bands on stage.

I just need it to be the ultimate metal musical wedding.

-How much is one of these stages?

-They look expensive.

I need the princess wedding and if he does not do that,

I can't say what will happen.

I'm not saying I won't walk down the aisle,

but, like, the venue,

the dress and making sure it's fit for everybody

are the three main things and if he doesn't get that right...

If he has metal bands on from start to finish,

I would not be happy

and I'll up taking my grandad and grandma to the local pub.

But Terri's not the only one who's going to struggle.

I need to get my nails done, I need to get the dogs in the kennels...

-Colour dress?

-I need to know what colour dress to buy.

What about me?! It's not your bloody wedding! It's my wedding!

I'd say that as the weeks go on,

and I get stressed and Terri gets stressed,

there'll probably be fireworks.

Day one and Martyn heads off to Leeds city centre

in search of a venue.

He wants to set up up his own metal gig

and get bands, including his own, to play throughout the day.

So he needs to find somewhere with a stage.

And best man Ben is taking his role very seriously.

We're going to get a project book,

a sticky note, highlighter pens and a clipboard.

And I need a headset.

Martyn's also pulled in friends Josh and Sam to help out.

I like this space, look at that space.

I could get some amazing bands to play here.

It's just whether they'll let you rent out this outside area.

This is a metal venue!

Wedding photos out here. The net's ready for all the confetti.

This is a big metal venue.

The problem is it's Sunday and the venue's shut.

Sundays suck.

It's just saying it's closed, we'll have to phone up tomorrow.

What about the O2 Academy?

-Shall we have a look up there?

-O2 Academy.

While the boys focus on finding a venue,

best man Ben isn't feeling... well, the best.

I don't think we're getting as far as we could do.

I think there's too many people.

I just feel like me and Martyn are not doing the groom/best man thing.

It was supposed to be us coming and doing this and that's why I'm saying I can't get a word in

because every time I try and say something Josh is straight in there.

Keeping his best man on side is costing Martyn precious time.

It's meant to be me and you looking for a venue,

that's what it's meant to be.

It's meant to be me finding a venue and you helping,

and the lads helping.

You're just jealous because I've got other people here

cos that's what it's starting to sound like now.

A best man is meant to be by my side and just agreeing, and helping out.

Well, you've got three.

So, you're acting like an idiot now.

-No, I'm not acting like an idiot.

-"I've got three best men"?

What difference is there between me and Sam and Josh right now?

There's not apart from I'm the one you're having a go at.

Forget it, Ben. Go home.

If you don't want to do it, Ben, forget it, don't do it.

If it's too much for you, then just go home.

Ben, don't think I don't want this to be an amazing day as well.

And don't think these two don't.

# I didn't mean to hurt you

# I'm sorry that I made you cry. #

-All right, mate?

-Yeah.

-Good.

Can we not just be the group of friends with the crazy ideas?

That's who we are!

I think he's all right now.

He just needs to know that he is my best man.

The other lads know Ben can diva out of control a bit

but that's why I love him.

Well, at least they're all friends again...for now.

It's day two, and Terri's with her mum, Karen.

Aw, look at that one!

Terri's parents split up when she was six-years-old,

leaving her desperate for her own fairytale marriage

It's like princess and the prince,

It is happily ever after, isn't it?

I feel that you only get married once, and that is it.

Like, I don't see any means of a divorce.

I just think I'd always work something out.

And Terri's also dreaming of a fairytale wedding day.

I don't think you would want to get married in a church, would you?

-I don't know.

-I want a castle.

-You want a castle?

-SHE LAUGHS

-Sorry, princess.

-It's Princess Terri, actually,

All hail Terri.

So Princess Terri wants a fairytale castle.

But metaller Martyn has other ideas.

He's on the hunt for a wedding venue with a stage

fit for some very noisy metal bands

and it needs to be big enough to accommodate 250 fans.

All right, guests.

Thinking laterally, he's come to the heart of Leeds to see...

a shopping centre.

-Where would the stage go?

-There, in-between the plants.

You could have dancers on the stage! Dancers on the stage!

What we want is the ceremony down here

and then we wanted a stage up there for bands.

Now, if you want access to the top of the Corn Exchange for anything

then it will be from five o'clock when the shops close.

That could be a big hindrance.

With a limited time to construct the stage, Martyn needs to find out

if it's worth it.

We don't have a hire fee on the Corn Exchange, we have a minimum spend.

So the minimum spend is 6,500.

That means you have to spend that day with us that amount.

While Martyn's got a lot to consider,

Ben loves its sophisticated style.

It's amazing, I don't see what else you could want in a venue.

I know Terri wouldn't ever expect anything like this from Martyn.

I think it would just be perfect for her...

So if Ben gets his way, Terri will be spending her big day

in the very un-magical surroundings of a city shopping centre...

instead of here.

The girly venue of her childhood dreams.

EXCITED SCREAMS

Look at that!

It is gorgeous. This is fit for a princess.

This is the fairytale, isn't it?

She's brought bridesmaid Tasha

to the magnificent 700-year-old Ripley Castle -

perfect for a fairytale princess.

OMG.

Look how crap the weather is and it's still beautiful.

It's just what you dream of, what you see in children's books,

and you think you'll never go there.

It's just more of a dream and it actually exists.

And bridesmaid Tasha is rooting for her friend

to get the happy ending she craves.

You've not had it awesome, have you, babe?

But you've always deserved something like this.

Sparkles, big, all eyes on you, it's just what you're made for.

-That's what I deserve to do - be a princess.

-Exactly.

I'd love to see you here, babe, I'd love to.

Martyn won't pick this, though.

Well...no.

Four days in and the pressure is starting to take its toll.

Just a bit all over the place at the minute.

The boys have come to the town of Ilkley, an hour north of Leeds.

Is this stage licensed to get married on?

Absolutely, yes, you can get married on stage, that's not a problem.

What we have done in the past is build extensions onto the stage

and created a catwalk down the centre so you can actually go out into your audience.

-I like that.

-Can you imagine the singers on wireless mics

running down the aisle and just getting everyone involved?!

It may be an easier option than the shopping centre

but how much will it cost?

£6,000 straight up.

That covers your guests, their food during the day,

and it covers your drinks that we've agreed on,

and that's inclusive of the use of the venue for the day.

At six grand, it's practically the same price as the shopping centre,

but for Martyn, it's the obvious frontrunner.

-I'm shocked with the £6,000, if I'm honest.

-Are you really?

-Yes.

I wouldn't have put it at that much.

Well, I'll throw five and half at him, but I'll do that tomorrow.

It hasn't got the same feel as the Corn Exchange.

Think about when you walk in and the feeling that you get.

That is what you're paying for with something like that.

-Do you not get a good feeling here?

-I do, but not the same.

You've not got all the little stalls downstairs,

you've not got the eatery, you've not got all of that.

I've got a big massive stage - that's what this wedding is about.

-That's what I'm saying, but compare that...

-I'm not bothered about food!

Get your head in the fact that it needs to be a big, metal show.

It needs to be a concert. I'm sorry, but this place is perfect.

What would Terri think when she pulled up in front of here?

-She'd have a bit of a disappointment.

-Yeah.

What would she think if she pulled up in front of the Corn Exchange?

She'd probably think, "Oh, why am I here?"

So that's worth £500. That feeling.

Ben, when you first said you should get it down to £5,500, I said,

-"All right, I'll phone him tonight or e-mail him."

-No, you didn't.

I'm sorry, guys.

I actually said I'll e-mail him tonight

and see if I can get it down to £5,500.

So whatever your little mind were doing at that moment, I do not know.

My little mind is trying to pull a wedding out of the bag for you!

What do you think I'm trying to do?

All you're thinking about is your ego, Martyn.

I'm going to punch you in a minute if you carry on.

Right, I'm going to have to walk away,

because I'm really going to take your head off.

Really?

I'm sure Terri would be so chuffed

with the effort you're making right now(!)

Right...

HE YELLS

HE SHOUTS One more word! One more!

One more word, mate!

Mention Terri again...

Terri's my mate, Martyn, as well.

Look at what you're doing! Look at what you're doing!

Come on, dude. We're all stressed at the moment. It's fine.

I feel like Ben just wasn't letting up about the Corn Exchange.

He's kind of got his heart set on that.

What he's got to realise is sometimes, things can't happen.

At the end of the day,

it's my wedding, it's Terri's wedding,

and I've got to think of what I want and what Terri wants.

And much as Ben thinks he knows what Terri wants,

I'd like to think I know a bit better

what she would like and what she wouldn't like.

I don't think I deserved to be spoken to like that.

All I'm trying to do is help him and I think it were...

I don't know...pretty bad.

I'm only thinking of those two.

I'm not saying they should get married at the Corn Exchange.

I'm just wanting them two to have an amazing wedding.

I don't know if I'm...

best man any more, after what's just happened.

Bad things I said.

And I do regret what I did.

But you wound me up.

I'm apologising for lashing out.

Shouldn't have done that.

You don't have to apologise.

-I know we've got loads of shit going on.

-I want to apologise.

I hate that I did that,

because that's not something I'd do to a friend like you.

I'm sorry, Ben.

I shouldn't have lashed out.

It's just everything is getting a bit frustrating.

And I really want to get excited about something,

and it kind of dampened me a little bit.

That's the last thing I want to do.

-We could've both dealt with that a lot better.

-Yeah.

No, I think we dealt with it quite well.

-We good, mate?

-Yeah. We're good.

Meltdown over,

Martyn's finally found the venue for his metal wedding.

There's no better place. I don't even want to look at any other venues.

-This is perfect.

-Mmm-hmm.

We've really achieved something now. We've found the venue.

-It's all because you're a miserable bitch!

-I know!

Aw, that's it, guys.

Hug it out! All better now.

It's the end of the first week,

and the boys aren't the only ones who've been having a tough time.

Having not lived at home for six years,

Terri is finding it difficult to readjust.

Me and me mum are just annoying each other so much.

Me mum's stressing about what she's going to wear for the wedding.

I'm stressing about everything.

I just don't like it, because I feel as though

I'm, like, tiptoeing on eggshells.

Whatever I say, Terri's taking it wrong.

I know she's missing Martyn, that's the main thing.

But I can't do anything about that.

Just being away from Martyn.

I'd do anything just for a hug off him now.

SHE SNIFFS

Cos whenever I'm upset, that's who I turn to.

And not having that...

I'm just really struggling to deal with.

I'm the wrong person to calm her down.

It doesn't work that way with me and Terri.

I'm there for her to shout at, and I don't like it!

SHE LAUGHS

I'm struggling.

I know you're struggling, love,

but it's tough taking it out on me!

Is it?

I'm supposed to be the one that's trying to hold you together,

but then when you start shouting at me, I can't, can I?

-I hate seeing you like this.

-HER VOICE CRACKS

Don't you start now!

At the end of the day,

-I still need my dress!

-SHE LAUGHS

It's the start of week two, and Martyn's off to buy

what every bride wants on her wedding day.

Big, loud, speakers with a lot of wattage.

To blow people up. Internally.

-What are you putting through it?

-Metal.

-Do want to have a listen?

-Yeah.

METAL MUSIC PLAYS

This system is going to be perfect.

Martyn forks out another £1,300 of his budget

on a set of oversized speakers.

Hmmm...very princess (!)

Across town, and blissfully unaware of Martyn's metal plan,

Faye is helping her sister prepare for the big day.

How are you feeling about everything so far?

Really mixed.

Like, I'm OK today, but yesterday I broke down a little bit.

Just the stress of everything and not knowing, and just worrying.

-You know what I'm like.

-Because you can't get any reassurance

-or a cuddle off him?

-Yeah, no reassurance, no nothing.

It's just really, really hard.

I don't think I could cope, to be honest, if it were me.

If only Terri knew what her hubby-to-be was up to now.

Instead of planning her fairytale wedding,

he and his mate, Mark, are booking metal bands.

-It would be nice to get Your Demise to headline it.

-Yeah.

-What about Ursa Major?

-Oh, yeah. Cool.

Let's get some e-mails sent off.

Being a musician does help getting in bands, obviously.

They've got respect for you.

They don't think you're just some fan trying to get them to play a show.

You get confirmation from bands, but obviously,

some bands can let you down on the day.

But I'm not too worried at the minute.

I'm more worried about the wedding itself.

The show is coming together. It's just the actual wedding.

I still haven't got a wedding dress and stuff.

Wedding cake...

It'll come together.

I mean, that's kind of how it always has done for me.

Things just end up coming together the end.

Whether it will not this time...

I've never done anything on this scale.

Luckily for Martyn,

he's got his best man on hand.

And Princess Ben has a fabulous idea.

How about after the wedding, just to break it up a little bit,

we learn a dance routine?

Surprise!

He wants to dance...at the wedding.

With the groom. Well...

what best man doesn't? (!)

Ben wants to do it, so I'm willing to give it a go.

THEY LAUGH

Dancer Penny's agreed to help them out.

We're going to learn a routine.

It's a bit disco-y, a bit funky.

It's going to jazz it up and put everybody in a good mood

and give everybody a good laugh.

The singing starts, and it goes,

# Shake your groove thing

# Shake your groove thing, baby. #

Yeah?

And then you're going to go like this.

Why do we have to do it so gay?

-SHE LAUGHS

-Cos it's disco!

Oh, look, bling's off!

-Watch is off!

-Watch is off!

SHE LAUGHS

# Shake it, shake it... #

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Step, cross, up, go.

I think he's been so stressed out, and, like, getting here now,

he was half asleep in the car on the way here,

and now he's wide awake, and he's enjoying himself.

And that's what I wanted to do.

Last week, yeah, we were fighting, and then this week,

we're doing a dance routine together.

-It's just how it is, really.

-Yeah.

I just think, with everything being metal,

you've got to cater for everyone. And I think this does.

It's putting fun back in and it's something me and you

have taken time out to do together.

# Groove thing, baby

# Show 'em how you do it now... #

You might have a lot of work to do. But it's good, guys.

-But we've got the basics.

-SHE LAUGHS

Which is what's important.

We've got a lot of work to do!

So Ben's wedding...

er, Martyn's wedding now features

a load of metal bands and a cabaret act

starring the groom and best man.

Standard(!)

Oblivious to the fact she may be upstaged on her big day...

'Wow!'

..Terri's brought her mum, her sister Faye,

and friend Helen along to fantasise about her dream dress.

But for Princess Terri, one just isn't enough.

I'm wanting two wedding dresses, one that's really fitted

but mermaid-y at the bottom,

and the second one, princess dress, with sparkles if possible.

What will you do if you only get one dress?

ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Take a pair of scissors and make it into a second dress!

-You can't do that!

-It's my dress, course I can.

Ten days in and metal-loving Martyn

has finally remembered he's got a wedding to plan.

He's about to make the most important purchase of his life

but he's not alone.

-I'm excited.

-Yeah, course you are, you're going dress shopping.

-I'm the groom.

-Best man.

-Fantastic.

That bit there, that sort of shape.

Something like that.

While Ben's totally at home with lace and taffeta,

Martyn's struggling.

Kill me now.

If it's too much for you, you can sit down. I'm quite happy.

You're not going to get your eyes clawed out if you get it wrong.

I can't cope.

Princess Terri's found her first dream ceremony dress.

Terri, you look beautiful.

Oh, Terri.

It's sparkly and dramatic, just like the bride really.

Is she crying?

You've got the fitted, corset-y top.

It goes all the way down to the fish-tail.

It's got added sparkles on the top.

Diamontes in the middle.

It's really girly and quirky as well.

And with her head still firmly in the clouds,

Terri's in dress number two.

So this is perfect for the second dress.

She's in second dress heaven.

But Mum has other ideas.

This is more a church dress.

-Mum, it's not your wedding!

-I'm just talking. I'm going home.

-Mum!

What's she saying?

-Nothing.

-I don't even want you at my wedding.

TERRI SOBS

-It's my day!

-She doesn't mean it!

All I were doing were saying that other one is my preference.

That's all I said in there.

If I go back in and start giving any opinion, it'll be wrong.

So you're going to stay out here? Mum, now you're being pathetic.

I feel sorry for Martyn, I do.

I know you're stressed out, I know I'm stressed out,

but, like, I appreciate your opinion, but...

-Just leave it.

-No! I don't want you to be upset there!

-I'm fine!

-You're not, you're still upset.

-You're still in a strop as well!

-Are you going to give each other a cuddle?

-Don't give us this!

Aaaw!

-Helen, come on! Are you not coming in? Yay!

-Yay!

No, we don't mean it, but at the time we're saying it, we do.

But then, like, seconds later, it's, like, "Oh, no!"

I'm going to start crying again.

It would be boring if everything was like, perfect, happy, like.

It'd be well boring!

I wouldn't change my little family for the world.

Let's do this.

So Terri wants two dresses. That's two dresses, lads.

-You want another?

-At this rate she'll be lucky to get one.

Helped by another glass, and his best man,

Martyn's finally getting in touch with his own feminine side.

-I'm not sure about all the frilly bits.

-Yeah.

It's not something I'd see Terri in.

I love that one, Ben.

So Martyn's chosen the dress.

-How expensive is it?

-It is £1,099.

-Right.

I love the dress, I can see Terri in it,

it's got a really nice flow to it.

But after all that Martyn is actually going for two frocks!

Trouble is, only one of them is for Terri.

My God!

Ben wants to wear a wedding dress for his disco dance routine.

And neither of the boys seem concerned

about Ben upstaging the bride.

I might be marrying the wrong person.

I ain't been bothering about what dress you're picking for Terri,

all I've been looking at is which one I'm going to wear!

-Would you like to wear this dress?

-I'd love to.

Well, if we go ahead and sort out Terri's dress,

you can wear this dress for your cabaret.

-Would that be quite exciting?

-Yeah!

-Congratulations, you have a dress.

-I'll sleep now.

So Martyn forks out just over £1,000 for Terri's gown

so that best man Ben can borrow his for free.

A novel way of choosing your bride's dress!

With the venue and dress sorted, Martyn turns his attentions

to a family matter that's been troubling him.

He thinks Terri would want both her dad and step-dad

to walk her down the aisle, but he's not sure if it's possible.

I know for a fact that would make Terri's day

but I don't know how they're going to be together,

it's a long time since they've seen each other.

It's a delicate matter

so Martyn seeks advice from Terri's mum, Karen.

What are your concerns - how they'll react?

Yeah, just getting both the guys together.

There won't be a problem. There really won't.

Both of them love her to bits.

I know Vince will be sound with it.

And I'm almost certain Barry will accept it,

he'll be OK with it, it's his daughter at the end of the day,

and he'll want it to be the best day ever.

They'll just want everything to go smoothly

and accept what's wanted on the day.

So it's just a matter of meeting up with him

-and having that chat?

-Yeah.

As long as I know I've got your blessing to ask them.

Yeah, definitely.

Martyn now needs to persuade Terri's real dad, Barry,

to walk alongside her step-dad, Vince.

-'Ey up, mate.

-Hey, Baz. How you doing?

-Not bad, cocker.

-I'm good.

-Come in.

I want you to walk Terri down the aisle.

But I know Terri would also want to do it with Vince.

Both of you walking down the aisle.

Whatever Terri wants, she can have, far as I'm concerned.

-Can you do it for us?

-Mm-hmm.

Thanks, Barry. Feel miles better now.

All that's left is to sound out Terri's step-dad Vince.

I wanted to ask you what your thoughts are

on walking Terri down the aisle.

-With Baz.

-Yeah.

I'd be a bit upset if you hadn't asked me.

-Are you up for it?

-Definitely.

-Great stuff.

-Everyone's grown up now, aren't we?

-We try.

-Nice one, mate.

-Get it over and done with and get her out of here!

They've never seen eye to eye. They've never got on.

They have kept their distance for a lot of years from each other.

So this will be the first time

they've been in the same room together,

let alone walking Terri down the aisle.

All right. Come on, boys.

With both dads onside, Martyn ends the second week on a high,

and what better way to celebrate than the stag do?

Across town, Martyn's arranged another musical surprise

for his bride to be.

I don't feel in the mood to sing karaoke.

Martyn may have taken a night off from wedding planning

but the metal pub is the perfect place

to find some more local bands for his gig. Wedding. Whatever.

I've got my mates, Road To Horizon, have come to my stag do,

so, basically, you're all good to play at my wedding.

We'll put on an epic show.

Will your band play at my venue next Sunday?

-No problem.

-Say no more, my friend.

That's another band we've got included into the show.

Wedding, Martyn! It's a wedding!

These bands are just falling in place.

Terri's left the karaoke bar,

and found somewhere more suited to her tastes.

Finally relaxed, she starts to have a good time -

but not too good a time.

I do get drunk, but not to the point where you can't stand up

and people are falling over.

I'm always the one that looks after the group, mother hen.

Making sure they're all all right,

holding the hair back when they're spewing, getting them into bed.

They could probably use her at the stag do!

It's the following day,

and back home Martyn's had some unexpected news.

I've just received a phone call off Terri's dad, Barry.

Turns out he's had a change of heart

and he's not really wanting to walk down the aisle with Vince.

And it's gutting. It really is gutting.

He said he won't come to the wedding if Vince walks her down the aisle,

but I have now asked Vince to walk her down the aisle

and Vince is overjoyed by it.

Martyn knows this could ruin Terri's big day.

Having both my dad and my stepdad walk me down the aisle

means the world to me.

My dad is always my dad, I love him to bits,

but my mum has been with my stepdad for, like, 14 years.

He's played a massive part in my life

and helping my mum fetch me and my sister up.

And I just hope that they both respect me, and each other,

to be able to do it.

With less than a week to go

Martyn is still not sure who will walk Terri down the aisle,

but the show must go on.

He spends £660 on suits for the boys.

£230 on bridesmaids' dresses,

before finally spending £655

on some metal Terri might actually like.

It's the day before the wedding

and the bride who's dreaming of two sparkly dresses

is about to see the one dress Martyn has picked.

-Are we all excited? Little bit nervous?

-Nervous, yes.

I really don't want to see it.

You'll be OK. Just take deep breaths.

I don't like it.

It's awful.

Come here, sweetheart.

I just wouldn't have even picked it out to try it on myself.

She don't like it.

I daren't go to her.

Is it the material?

You don't like satin?

I wish I hadn't come now.

Is this the only dress as well?

The only one there that Martyn's picked out for you.

With only one dress in front of her,

Terri's dream of a happily ever after

could be over before it's begun.

I don't know what to do.

I think you need to get it on and see what it looks like on,

because how many times have we gone shopping and gone, "Uh, that's awful," then put it on...

I know, but it's just that material.

Keep your head up,

because you'll make it longer keeping your head down.

-What do you think?

-I like it.

-It's very pretty.

-It fits you.

Your boobs, your figure.

-Honestly, babe, it looks gorgeous.

-You do look stunning, Terri.

-You do look stunning.

-Classy.

I don't know.

Yeah, that's perfect!

If it fits like that...

These are also Swarovski crystals,

they match the crystals on your dress.

-That is sparkly.

-Oh, my God!

That is stunning.

And with a few finishing touches carefully chosen by Martyn,

Terri starts to feel like a real princess.

Look how sparkly it is.

It's like a really good fishtail-y, mermaid-y bottom,

that's what I wanted, for it to come really fitted all the way down.

And then, like, just out of the bottom nicely.

I really wanted the princess dress.

But...that's the selfish me coming out,

where I want two dresses.

And, like, he's obviously put some thought into it

and spent some money on it, so, it's like,

I wouldn't dare ask for another dress, it'd just be wrong.

Terri may be happy with the dress,

but how will she feel when she finds out

she'll be wearing it at a metal gig tomorrow?

It's the morning of the wedding.

-Hi!

-Make-up!

In a few hours, Terri will finally marry the man of her dreams.

# Sunrise, sunrise

# Looks like morning in your eyes... #

ALARM RINGS

Well, that's if he can get out of bed first.

I've had two hours and 15 minutes' sleep.

Terri gets her first surprise of the day.

Ahh!

You guys looking stunning!

I want YOUR dresses!

Meanwhile, at the hall,

and the transformation from traditional theatre

to mega metal mosh pit is well under way.

Martyn's spent the last three weeks

putting his heart and soul into the big day.

He's hired thousands of pounds of sound equipment,

arranged eight metal bands, found one massive stage...

Oh, and somehow, he's squeezed a wedding in, too.

Ah, mate, who knows how these shirts work!

In Castleford, Terri's dad has had a change of heart

and come to support his daughter on the most important day of her life.

I am over the moon that my two dads are here.

Nothing's been said, I've seen them stood talking together

and the atmosphere's great.

There's no awkwardness, I think if they have differences,

you can see that they've put them to the side, which is really good.

Back in Ilkley, Terri's friends and family are starting to arrive,

and for Martyn, the reality of a metal wedding is setting in.

It's that group over there that worries me.

They know you, and they've accepted you for 30 years.

No, I've never met that side of the family!

Metal, you either love it or hate it, and they hate it.

-I don't think the metal theme will be to everybody's taste.

-Everyone, come inside,

get a drink, let's get this started.

# You're my inspiration... #

As metal music blasts out on the wedding party,

it's not so much Led Zeppelin as, well...lead balloon.

Too loud for me, screaming, shouting...

SINGER GROWLS

Too old for head-banging!

-We've got a coach!

-Yay!

Terri's all smiles so far,

but will a tour bus be magical enough for this fairy-tale bride?

Morning, Mr Bus driver!

I'm David.

Pleased to meet you.

Hop up.

Hop up...

This is fancy!

It's not my unicorn,

but still might be there, just round the corner from the venue.

Terri's always dreamed of a fairy-tale wedding,

but soon she'll be arriving to this...

METAL MUSIC BLASTS

No! What is it? It's a hall...

It's a hall!

I can see a coach pulling up outside. Terri's here! Whoo!

Martyn's gone all out to impress Terri,

with a carefully-selected track to lead her down the aisle.

It's metal music, it's metal music!

MUSIC: "These Woods Aren't Safe For Us" by Bury Tomorrow

# Where would I be

# Without you?

# I can feel you running

# And I can taste the sickness in the air... #

SHE SOBS

You OK? You look amazing.

Martyn may have planned an untraditional wedding,

but on the biggest day of his life,

he wants at least one part to be very traditional.

Martyn and Terri are before me

wishing to affirm their relationship with marriage,

which according to the law of this country,

is the union of one man with one woman,

voluntarily entered into for life,

to the exclusion of all others.

-I give you this ring...

-I give you this ring...

..as a symbol of my love and commitment.

..as a symbol of my love and commitment.

-It is my promise...

-It is my promise...

-..that I will share with you...

-..that I will share with you...

-..all that I have...

-..all that I have...

-..and all that I am.

-..and all that I am.

-I will honour you...

-I will honour you...

-..and care for you...

-..and care for you...

..and we will be as one.

..and we will be as one.

I call upon...

I call upon...

-..these persons here present...

-..these persons here present...

-..to witness that I, Terri...

-..to witness that I, Terri...

-..do take thee, Martyn...

-..do take thee, Martyn...

-..to be my lawful wedded husband.

-..to be my lawful wedded husband.

-I will honour you...

-I will honour you...

-..and care for you.

-..and care for you.

It's OK, Terri.

-..and we will be as one.

-..and we will be as one.

-Our love...

-Our love...

-..and our friendship...

-..and our friendship...

-..will last for ever.

-..will last for ever.

Well done, Terri.

For Martyn and Terri, it is my very great pleasure to pronounce you husband and wife together.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# ..as in love with you as I am

# They would be as in love with you as I am

# They would be as in love love, love

# Being as in love with you as I am

# Being as in love with you as I am... #

For a girl who dreamt of a castle filled with unicorns,

what does Terri make of Martyn's efforts?

It's really grand and it's amazing, the catwalk... It's ace.

When I walked in with Terri, it were just, like, all flashes,

it were just unbelievable.

When they opened them doors and I saw what were in front, I thought,

-"Wow. That's fantastic, that."

-See, I didn't get that.

Well, I did!

But it wouldn't be a metal musician's wedding

without the musician getting up on stage and playing some metal.

Let's rock!

METAL MUSIC PLAYS

It's not my princess wedding,

but he's thought about me and what I am actually like.

# There's blood on the walls! #

-We just need to tone the music down now.

-Earplugs!

The music...

Not much up to the music, but it's a different era, that.

The music may not have been to everyone's tastes,

but Martyn and the boys have done it.

I just want to thank all my boys that have helped me plan this wedding.

Ben, you've been amazing. CHEERING

What we actually managed to pull off was something that

she would never have thought of herself.

That's what made it so special.

I've always dreamt of this princess wedding,

but I got the princess wedding.

I feel like a princess, I've got my prince,

and everything else is just a bonus.

I wouldn't have had it any other way.

The highs, the lows, the good and the bad,

all led to this day we've had today.

I'm happy, I'm really happy...

I am glad it's over. I'm glad I've got my girl back.

I've got my girl back and I never want to be away from her, ever again.

And a wedding between Martyn and Terri wouldn't be complete

without best man Ben's moment in the spotlight.

# Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah... #

And even HE got to wear his dress.

Well...not for long.

# Let's show the world we can dance

# Bad enough to strut our stuff

# The music gives us a chance

# We do more out on the floor... #

I didn't get my two dresses, but Ben had one and I'm fine with sharing.

C'mon, guys, let's see some movement!

Huh, huh, huh!

This is more than my dream, what Martyn has done today.

I've obviously dreamt of a castle,

but I think that's a girl's imagination running wild,

enchanted forest and stuff like that.

But Martyn knows me a lot better than I know myself,

by the looks of it.

# Shake it, shake it

# Groovin' loose or heart to heart... #

-I love you.

-I love you, too.

Next time...

I am awesome.

Big kid Chris has huge plans for the ultimate outdoor fairy-tale wedding.

I don't just want to plan a wedding, I want to plan an event.

But without his eight-month pregnant bride-to-be Corinne to rein him in...

There's a little bit crazy, then there's Chris-crazy.

-..will mad-hatter Chris...

-I can't even think.

..pull off his delirious daydream, or will it be a Neverland nightmare?

You seem very calm. I'd be screaming blue murder, wanting to kill him.

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