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-Let's click the shoes and make a wish.

-'Every girl dreams of her wedding.'

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-I want to be you now.

-'But what happens when she has no say

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'on her big day?

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-'Don't Tell The Bride is back.'

-This is all for the name of love.

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'12 gallant grooms are taking control.'

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-SHE SCREAMS

-'With 12 grand a piece.'

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-Give it to me!

-'And just three weeks to organise a wedding.'

-Absolute idiot.

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-'They're more daring...'

-Why are we here?

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-'..more ambitious...'

-Why has he done this?

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'..and more outrageous than ever before.'

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-Ohh!

-It's not a joke.

-Agh!

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-'Will the glass slipper fit?'

-Oh, my word.

-Hell, no.

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'Will true love conquer all?'

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-Horrid, horrid, horrid.

-Oh, my God, it's going to be on the beach.

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-'And will there be a fairytale ending?'

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-I don't like it!

-Is it the right ring?

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-Turn the camera off.

-'Or just a damsel in distress?'

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-Wishes do come true.

-Sometimes they don't.

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-'Tonight...'

-Oh, my God!

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'..a tale of two halves,

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'as bad-boy Levi kicks off a dream wedding...'

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HE LAUGHS

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-'..for his good-girl bride, Jade.'

-I don't like this! I don't want to go in!

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'But while she wants an intimate family affair...'

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In the middle of nowhere, no interruptions.

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'..he wants a guest list of thousands.'

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-This is incredible.

-Match day, get your football boots on.

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-'With a father-in-law on the warpath...'

-When are we supposed to know?

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-He was offensive, if anything.

-'..can this football-mad groom...'

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-Where's the cake going?

-'..pull off a wedding for his straight-laced bride?'

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Some people can crumble under pressure.

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Every guy wants this done and I can't believe I'm the bird that has to go through with it.

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'Or will he be completely out of his league?'

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We'll just have to discuss it and find out why he ever thought whatever he did was right.

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You are joking.

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This programme contains some strong language

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'Pottery capital Stoke-on-Trent

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'is where bad-boy Levi first laid eyes on his good-girl fiancee, Jade, ten years ago.'

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-Levi was being very, erm...

-Cheeky.

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Cheeky. Definitely cheeky.

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And you had the look and the talk and the walk.

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He was the rebel that everyone wanted to hang out with.

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He seemed to be the first one that was kind of doing everything. Clubbing, drinking.

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-You always want a bad boy, don't you?

-HE LAUGHS

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I had one thing on my mind and I just thought she was a stunning girl

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-and just wanted to get to know her a bit more, didn't I?

-Yeah.

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'Levi's wild ways were a world away from well-behaved Jade's.

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'With her dad in the army, she rarely stepped out of line.'

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I was always quite into my school

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and I wasn't really one of these that made any trouble for my mum and dad, you know.

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I think I was quite mature at that age.

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'For only-child Levi,

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'growing up was a more relaxed affair.'

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I was pretty much left to my own devices.

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With me being their only son, my mum and dad, they do think a lot of me,

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and as soon as I was old enough to make my own decisions,

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that was exactly what Mum and Dad wanted me to do.

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"Go and see the real world yourself."

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Knocking about on the streets, me and the lads, playing a bit of footy,

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drinking, smoking, obviously. It was all good.

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'Level-headed lifeguard instructor Jade

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'rescued Levi from a world heading off the deep end.'

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She saved me, almost, from my previous life

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and almost, like, pulled me into this new life

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where it's like, just put your mind to it and work hard and you can do whatever you want.

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I'd never really had that kind of philosophy before until Jade.

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So long as Jade sees me as top dog,

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that's all I'm bothered about, really.

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'But it's not all one way.

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'Jade's rebellious fiance has started to rub off on her, too.'

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Now that's cool. Yeah, yeah.

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-I don't think it's no secret that I've changed you in some ways, too.

-Yeah.

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The music side's a big one. Obviously, Jade was a big pop music fan.

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I wasn't a pop music fan!

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-Basically, just making her a little bit more cool, innit?

-A little bit.

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-I was already there.

-Were you? I hadn't noticed.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Yeah, exactly.

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'Now hard-working project engineer Levi

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'is being kept on the straight and narrow.'

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-I'd say I wear the trousers.

-Jade wears the trousers

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-because I let her wear them.

-He always says that!

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That's not true! You can't do that to me!

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Just now and again, you'll just see that look in her eye

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and you just think, "I'm in trouble here," so...

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'12 months on, they've bought a home together and are engaged to be married.

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'And for Levi, it's payback time

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'by planning the biggest day of Jade's life.'

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I sorted out the mortgage and the house, so this is his way of repaying me.

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Definitely.

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Now is my time to step up and try and repay her,

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you know, make her proud of me, cos at the end of the day, she did save me from where I was and I owe her.

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'But Jade has high hopes for her big day.'

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My perfect wedding day would be country, vintage,

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very personal, just special people there.

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The worst wedding for me would be something down the local pub.

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You know, the whole boy thing.

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She thinks she knows what she wants,

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but I'm just pretty confident that what I give to her

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is going to be a lot better than anything that she could throw together.

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I just want to make it a massive, massive wedding,

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something that no-one will forget, especially the people in the area.

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I must either be very brave or very stupid to do this.

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I haven't yet quite worked out which one

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and I think it'll probably take me these next three weeks to work out which one it is.

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'It's time for Jade to pack her bags.'

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A bit sad. I don't really want to go,

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so I think it's going to be quite hard.

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So packing all of my stuff away out of my house is really strange.

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And I've got a teddy that Levi bought me for Valentine's

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and it smells like him, so I'm taking it with me.

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'Jade and Levi won't see each other again until their wedding day.'

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Come here.

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-I'm going to miss you. I love you, Jade.

-I love you.

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Mwah. Have a good time.

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We are so close, it's untrue. He's my soul mate. We were meant to be together.

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And it's like it's just hit me.

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I have been trying to get myself prepared for the fact that I'm going to leave him,

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but it's just when he looks at me and I can see it in his eyes

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and he doesn't want to cry because it's not cool,

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so he kind of just made me... You know, just upset me.

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Feeling pretty devastated at the minute,

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knowing that I'm not going to see her now for three weeks.

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I'm surprised how upset I am because obviously I've got three weeks ahead of me of lads' nights now.

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-Yeah, I'm all right.

-'For the next three weeks, Jade will be living up the road

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'at mum Deb and dad Ian's house,

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'along with their 15 chickens, two dogs and a pet bird called Bird.'

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The chickens need cleaning once a week.

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Ironing, I know you can iron now, so there's no excuse about the ironing at all.

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I don't know how I'll find time for all of this.

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I hope you've remembered that the cockerels wake you up early. COCKEREL CROWS

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I haven't missed that.

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'Back at Levi's, the groom is about to be joined by his partner in crime,

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'childhood pal and best man Damo.'

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He knows what he's doing. Can't see him really messing it up too much,

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but we are lads, so... But I'm there to support him, anyway.

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I'll be there at the wedding, I'll be there at the divorce papers.

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With Damo behind him, I'm not too sure.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Do you think he's going to do something out of the extraordinary?

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Because Damo is... He's a fruitcake.

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THEY LAUGH Ey-up, our kid!

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Oh, dear. I can't believe my best mate's getting married. That's it.

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You're leaving me now, innit. These are the only three weeks I'm going to get.

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-The biggest priority for me has been obviously the stag do.

-LEVI LAUGHS

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What do you think about a male stripper?

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Them pair will probably act like it's them two getting married

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and they'll be getting all excited,

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until it comes to the day and then they realise what they've done is just for them two and not for me.

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Levi won't do that. He loves you too much to do anything like that.

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'No, of course Levi wouldn't do anything like that. But he does have a plan.

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'It's big, it's grey and it's heading round to his house.'

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That could be a, er, special visitor, mate.

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What do you mean? Have you ordered a kebab?

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HE LAUGHS Yes!

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'Meet Pottermus, mascot to Stoke City Football Club.'

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This is how I'm going to introduce the idea to you.

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This is the big, the massive idea.

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-What do you mean, the idea?

-Don't you worry. Come in, pal.

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THEY LAUGH

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-No way!

-I know, man!

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-What, you thinking of marrying Pottermus?

-Yeah! That's the idea!

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Come here! Oh, my God!

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So, who do you support then, mate?

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-This is the big idea.

-What?

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-City, man!

-At the ground?

-At the ground, man.

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But get this. Half time.

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-Shit.

-Yes, man. This is what I'm saying.

-Seriously?

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Oh, what, a bunch of Stoke fans? You know what, they're going to be shouting abuse at you.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Oh, no! Come here!

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-THEY LAUGH

-Oh, my God. Anyway, do you want a beer?

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'Well, that's the wedding planning all wrapped up. Now for a sing-along.'

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ALL: # Why, why, why, Delilah?

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'To Stoke's legendary anthem, Delilah.

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# So before

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# They come to break down the door

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'It's like Tom Jones is actually in the room.'

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-# Take any more

-'Or not.'

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-COCKEREL CROWS

-'Morning at Jade's parents' and Mum and Dad are dreaming of

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'the traditional wedding they want for their precious daughter.'

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-The venue, for me, would be a big church.

-I would've liked to have had you a big white wedding with...

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-A church?

-The one is Ashbury.

-Yeah. And the bells.

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-Cos that's 800 years old, that church.

-Really, you're my only daughter, and I would've liked,

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you know, to be involved in perhaps more planning.

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Because I'm not going to get that chance now.

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'But Levi does want to get married in a church.

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'His church - Stoke City Football Club.

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'And the reality's dawning on Jade that this wedding isn't just about her and Levi.'

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Since I've moved back in with my mum and dad

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and I'm listening to what they kind of wanted for me,

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erm, it's put a lot of pressure on.

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I feel very torn, cos my mum and dad are very traditional.

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Half of me wants to trust Levi and know that he's going to do the right thing.

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I would like to think he's putting me first,

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or at least considering us as a couple and not just him.

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If he was doing that, I would be really upset.

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-'Oh, dear.'

-Wow! Oh, mate!

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-Look at this!

-Ohh!

-DAMO LAUGHS

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This is incredible. This is the holy ground.

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You want to be facing there,

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so that at the end, you can run and take a penalty and score a penalty.

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All of our friends could be stood in a line either side and clapping you like it would be as a footballer.

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-How great is that?

-That would be ace. That's what I want.

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-Just clapping you as you walk.

-And we're coming in like...

-Yeah.

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-DAMO LAUGHS

-Levi Stone, City's number ten.

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THEY LAUGH

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'But the bride's dream wedding is in a completely different ball park.

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'Like her parents, Jade's ideal venue is traditional and tranquil.

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'She's exploring Ashes Country House with bridesmaid Kirsty.'

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-I really like this, Jade.

-I like it. It's exactly what I want.

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In the middle of nowhere, no interruptions.

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It really is something I've always wanted.

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In a barn, in the country, very quiet.

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-It's definitely me but I don't know if it's definitely Levi.

-No.

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-I don't think it's Levi at all.

-I'm just hoping he's thinking bigger picture.

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'He's definitely thinking bigger picture.

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'A wedding in front of 28,000 football fans, to be precise.'

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-This place is going to be full.

-Last game of the season.

-One of the last games of the season

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-and we're there getting married.

-It's just going to be incredible, the atmosphere, the noise.

-It'll be ace.

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-What do you think they'll be saying?

-# You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing

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CROWD: # You don't know what you're doing

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# You don't know what you're doing

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I'm going to have the biggest guest list ever. 28,000.

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'But Jade's got her heart set on something a tad less crowded.'

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I'd say that's about the right amount of people.

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The only time I wouldn't like being the centre of attention is if I did have such a big wedding.

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People that you didn't know. People judging what you're wearing

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or where you're having it.

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-People you don't know.

-People that don't know you or don't know what you want.

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'How about 28,000 of them?'

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-We've got it spot on. If we can get the agreement today...

-We just need to agree to it.

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We've got it! Give me some skin. Whoo!

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-Oh, my God!

-LEVI LAUGHS

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'These lads know just what they want, which is exactly what Jade's worried about.'

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I think it's just made me realise how much I haven't got control.

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If you turn up on the day and he's done something completely that you would not like, how will you feel?

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We'll just have to discuss it and find out why he ever thought whatever he did was right.

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I will be upset if he doesn't get me what I want. I would be so devastated.

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You just can't explain what you're going to do. I might flip, I don't know.

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It's... Yeah, I mean, I could shout at him,

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but I don't know what it would achieve by doing it.

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'To be fair, he probably wouldn't hear you over the crowd.

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'Still, Levi needs to close the deal on his football wedding.

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'It's all in the hands of club representative Rob Pass.'

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The killer idea which we have got, which, you know, it is our dream, isn't it?

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-Yeah. It's a big dream.

-It's a big dream.

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You might just tell us that that's all it'll probably stay,

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but we were thinking about potentially getting married down there.

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-You can't, guys. I'm sorry.

-Never going to happen?

-We don't have a licence for that.

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-No?

-No.

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That's what our current licence suggests.

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It's just a dream, isn't it?

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I mean, it'd be so...

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-But, of course, if it's not the case that you can...

-Sorry, guys.

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-Hm.

-That sort of kicks it out the window a bit, then, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

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-That was the idea, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

-Sorry about that, guys.

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Can you do ceremonies in here?

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In here? Yeah.

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-What about on match day?

-We can't on match days.

-No?

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-No.

-You can't have a ceremony at all?

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-No. Obviously, all these rooms you can see now are used in match day hospitality.

-Yeah.

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-Yeah.

-So that's it, then. Not going to be working out as we thought, is it?

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Have you got a date in mind?

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-Erm...

-Yeah.

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It'd be, what was it, three weeks yesterday.

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-Yesterday, wasn't it?

-Which I know is also very short notice.

-Three weeks from today?

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Effectively, yeah, three weeks from yesterday, yeah.

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-That's Tottenham at home.

-Tottenham at home, yeah.

-That was the aim.

-No. Sorry, guys. We're sold out.

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Yeah.

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-Well, that says that, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

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-That was the dream, that was the idea.

-I'm absolutely devastated at that.

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Fucking hell.

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'A precious day's planning gone and Levi's Stoke FC wedding

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'has been shown the red card.'

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No was pretty much the answer to every question which we had,

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which was just, er... It was just heartbreaking.

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It was like the dream was just falling apart in our hands.

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'Day two and the boys need to find a wedding venue fast.'

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Gutting that we, you know, couldn't get it all at the club,

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at the ground, but we need to get cracking now

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cos obviously we need to sort the actual venue out, really.

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'They're looking at the Moat House Hotel as a possible venue to stamp their footy theme on.'

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Dance floor's under the red carpet just at the front.

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We take the red carpet up, then you have round tables around the room and the buffet at the back.

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'But for a life-long Stoke fan,

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'a hotel is a poor substitute to Stoke City's hallowed turf.'

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The idea was to get married at City, you know what I mean, and get it all done there.

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We don't want to lose the dream, do we, the vision that we had.

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I think it could be well worth one more shot at Stoke, just see if there is anything else they could do.

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-Right.

-What's his number?

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'Levi makes a last-ditch call to the club

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'to try and save his dream.'

0:17:520:17:55

Hiya, Rob, it's Levi. We was just wondering if you might be available

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for us to come and see you again, just for another quick chat.

0:17:580:18:02

"Yeah, of course, mate, no problem. Say four o'clock?"

0:18:020:18:06

-Four o'clock? That'd be brilliant, Rob. Thanks!

-"See you later."

-Bye.

0:18:060:18:10

-One shot, one chance.

-We want it so bad

0:18:120:18:15

-to be this dream now.

-Yeah.

0:18:150:18:18

# You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

0:18:180:18:22

# This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

0:18:220:18:24

'The boys' persistence may even pay off.

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'The club are trying to score a late winner for Levi.'

0:18:280:18:32

With it being our last match of the season,

0:18:320:18:35

I think it'd be good hopefully to get some sort of compromise and help them out.

0:18:350:18:38

I may have a solution to have the whole thing here for the day.

0:18:380:18:43

That sounds brilliant!

0:18:430:18:46

Because it's an early kick-off, it gives us that bit of flexibility later in the afternoon.

0:18:460:18:50

We can bring you down before the end of the first half,

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do the blessing down on the pitch,

0:18:530:18:55

-and then you can watch the rest of the game and enjoy the hospitality up there.

-Yeah.

0:18:550:19:00

And then obviously what we can do then,

0:19:000:19:02

-provide the civil ceremony in the Stanley Matthews Lounge that we saw yesterday.

-Yeah.

0:19:020:19:07

And then once we get that done and out of the way,

0:19:070:19:10

your reception later on that evening.

0:19:100:19:13

So that's what I'm currently working on for the moment.

0:19:130:19:15

We might be tied with the numbers we can get during the day.

0:19:150:19:19

-So we might have to restrict you to 16.

-Right, OK.

0:19:190:19:23

'The club have come through with a one-time-only offer

0:19:230:19:26

'to hold the whole wedding on match day with a marriage blessing on the pitch at half time,

0:19:260:19:31

'the first ever in its 150-year history.'

0:19:310:19:35

-Thank you so much.

-Yeah.

-No worries.

-Thank you for making dreams come true.

0:19:350:19:38

THEY LAUGH

0:19:380:19:41

-I can't stop smiling now. Yeah, no, that's brilliant, Rob. Thank you very much.

-No problem, guys.

0:19:410:19:47

'After the blessing, Levi, Jade and their guests

0:19:470:19:50

'will have VIP seats to watch the second half

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'and a wedding breakfast in the executive suite overlooking the pitch,

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'followed by a legal ceremony and evening reception,

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'all for £6,500.

0:20:000:20:03

'It's every girl's dream.'

0:20:040:20:06

This is happening for you, pal. Get used to that idea, mate. This is reality now.

0:20:060:20:10

This is just stupidly unreal. I cannot believe it.

0:20:100:20:14

How do you think she's going to react to it, though?

0:20:140:20:16

She's going to get married with 28,000 people, on a football pitch. I hope she's going to be all right.

0:20:160:20:21

-Some people can crumble under pressure.

-I think she'll just be buzzing.

0:20:210:20:25

-She should be.

-When we actually gets out here and she sees me,

0:20:250:20:28

she'll be right.

0:20:280:20:30

It's a change from the normal for the civil ceremonies that we do. It's a bit off the wall.

0:20:300:20:34

If she's a mad Stoke fan like Levi is then she'll have a great day.

0:20:340:20:38

You've got to think of the venue. It's not got to be too feminine.

0:20:400:20:44

Masculine as in, like, football?

0:20:440:20:46

I think I'd slap him if he picked a football stadium.

0:20:460:20:49

'Unaware of her impending soccer ceremony,

0:20:490:20:52

'Jade and her mates are worried Levi might score an embarrassing own goal.'

0:20:520:20:56

-You could get married on the pitch in the centre circle.

-I don't like football! I don't understand it!

0:20:560:21:02

-What would you do if he did that?

-I wouldn't be very happy.

0:21:020:21:04

-It's not about the venue, is it?

-It is, though, because it's my special day!

0:21:040:21:09

Yeah, but with him, it's getting everyone there. What if he forgets to tell people the time?

0:21:090:21:14

Well, there'll be no-one there, then, will there?

0:21:140:21:16

'Not to worry. If he does forget the invites,

0:21:160:21:19

'they'll have 28,000 footy fans for company. Result.

0:21:190:21:23

'But there's one name Levi won't be leaving off the team sheet.'

0:21:230:21:27

-Hello?

-'His mum Nicky. He's come to share the good news.'

0:21:270:21:31

-So, what have you got to tell us?

-It looks like we've got the full job. Half time, blessing on the pitch.

0:21:310:21:37

-I didn't think you'd be able to do it.

-It's every Stokey's dream.

-This is what I mean.

0:21:370:21:41

I can't understand how you managed to get what you want.

0:21:410:21:46

Actually getting married in front of all those people, it must be so scary, Levi.

0:21:460:21:50

-I would imagine so.

-All the fans are there

0:21:500:21:52

to support Stoke and they're going to see you getting married.

0:21:520:21:57

-I know.

-I can't believe that you're actually doing it.

-I know.

0:21:570:22:00

You know, it's like... Stoke City.

0:22:000:22:03

I can't tell you how much I am proud of you for getting there.

0:22:030:22:08

I can't wait to see Jade's face.

0:22:080:22:10

If I was Jade, I'd be thinking, "Oh, my God!"

0:22:100:22:14

-And as they speak now, "OMG!"

-SHE LAUGHS

0:22:140:22:18

Aww, I'm going to be so proud.

0:22:180:22:21

Aww. Absolutely lovely.

0:22:210:22:24

Jade's mum and dad are going to be absolutely overwhelmed with the whole situation.

0:22:240:22:29

'Well, maybe.

0:22:290:22:31

'Jade's dad Ian is very protective of his daughter.

0:22:310:22:35

'He's also a Stoke City fan.

0:22:350:22:38

'But what will this military man make of his only daughter getting married on match day?'

0:22:380:22:42

Jade is a goer and she likes to organise a lot of the stuff herself.

0:22:420:22:46

So the fact that she's let Levi do it is a strange thing.

0:22:460:22:51

If she's not happy then I won't be happy.

0:22:510:22:54

But till the last minute, I'll say to her that she doesn't have to go through with it.

0:22:540:22:58

As long as she ends up with a nice dress, I think she'll be happy.

0:22:580:23:02

If not, then he's dead.

0:23:020:23:05

'Having netted a half-time wedding for his football-hating bride,

0:23:070:23:11

'Levi needs to do well with her kit, I mean, dress.'

0:23:110:23:15

I think if I don't get this right, I think that'll be a pretty big problem, to be honest.

0:23:150:23:19

You don't want it to be too much on that part of it, cos she doesn't...

0:23:190:23:24

-I do.

-Oh, you do.

-LEVI LAUGHS

0:23:240:23:26

-What's this one like here?

-I think it's a bit too whatsit at the bottom, isn't it?

0:23:260:23:31

I've never shopped for this before and I'm actually enjoying it.

0:23:310:23:34

-What about this one here?

-I don't know, mate.

-Yeah.

0:23:340:23:37

-That's not a safe option, is it?

-'So rebel Levi's playing it unusually safe.'

0:23:370:23:43

-I like this one.

-'Meanwhile, good girl Jade's fantasising

0:23:430:23:46

'about the fairytale dress she would choose if she was in charge,

0:23:460:23:50

'with mum Deb and bridesmaids Maxine, Melissa and Madison.'

0:23:500:23:54

-I'm trying that one on.

-'In her fairytale,

0:23:540:23:56

'she'd be wearing a vintage ivory gown.'

0:23:560:23:59

Ooh! That is sparkly! OK, we'll definitely go for that one.

0:23:590:24:03

-ALL: Wow!

-Is it big?

-That is absolutely gorgeous.

-Amazing.

0:24:050:24:10

-I want to be you now.

-It's got everything, hasn't it?

0:24:100:24:12

-It's exactly like the princess fairytale.

-It is, isn't it? It looks very much like a Disney dress.

0:24:120:24:17

I'll do another...

0:24:170:24:19

I am very excited, cos the first time I'm going to see him, I'll be in a wedding dress.

0:24:190:24:24

I can wish for something like this, though, and wishes do come true.

0:24:240:24:28

Sometimes they don't.

0:24:280:24:31

-Ohh.

-That is so nice.

0:24:320:24:34

'Still, Levi's wishes have come true in the shape of a simple satin dress

0:24:340:24:39

'worth £675.'

0:24:390:24:41

That is it. That is the one.

0:24:410:24:44

Your dress is going to fit to your venue?

0:24:440:24:46

It's actually going to be at Stoke City on match day at half time.

0:24:460:24:52

-In front of 28,000 people.

-On the pitch?

0:24:520:24:54

-On the pitch.

-Oh, my God!

-THEY LAUGH

0:24:540:24:58

To making the right decision.

0:24:580:25:01

THEY LAUGH

0:25:010:25:04

'Jade's realising she won't get her princess dress, worth a princely £1,600.

0:25:050:25:10

'And that's not all.'

0:25:100:25:13

Maybe trying the dress on has just made me realise

0:25:130:25:16

that I haven't got control of anything.

0:25:160:25:19

And I don't know what's going to happen or what dress I'm getting or what venue we've got.

0:25:200:25:26

And this is meant to be a good day and I've made my mum cry.

0:25:270:25:31

Cos I'm worried about you.

0:25:310:25:33

It's just hard. We aren't going to be able to do anything, are we? That's all.

0:25:380:25:42

I don't know what the theme's going to be, what colour it's going to be, where it's going to be.

0:25:420:25:47

I am worried that I don't know what he's doing, him and Damo.

0:25:510:25:54

With them pair, neither of them are going to be backing down.

0:25:540:25:57

They'll pretty much just go wild.

0:25:570:26:00

I just hope they can pull it off.

0:26:010:26:05

'But ten days in and Levi has been summoned for an urgent meeting

0:26:050:26:09

'with Stoke City's head groundsman, Andy.'

0:26:090:26:11

-Levi. You all right?

-Yeah, not too bad.

0:26:110:26:14

'He could set the sprinklers on the whole wedding.'

0:26:140:26:17

So it's half time, before the match, full wedding dress, suit?

0:26:170:26:21

Well, the wedding dress isn't too bad. It goes out like this.

0:26:210:26:24

We were on about shoes. We were unsure what we want to do with shoes but that's a question for you.

0:26:240:26:29

Yeah, that's what we wanted to speak to you about.

0:26:290:26:31

With it being a match day, we do have issues.

0:26:310:26:34

We don't allow people to wear heels,

0:26:340:26:37

which is a bit of a concern for yourselves.

0:26:370:26:40

Well, I always thought that with doing it this way, we probably would have to get two sets of shoes.

0:26:400:26:44

-No-one's going to see her feet.

-Yeah.

-We could get flat shoes.

0:26:440:26:48

Or match day, get football boots on.

0:26:480:26:50

-We thought about that.

-Why not?

-THEY LAUGH

0:26:500:26:54

It's a good idea. Get some, like, glisteny ones.

0:26:540:26:57

Cos if we water the pitch, it can get quite slippy.

0:26:570:26:59

So the traction on her feet... You don't want the bride slipping over.

0:26:590:27:04

Football boots. I think football boots for the bride, to be fair.

0:27:040:27:07

What about these ones?

0:27:070:27:10

'With the bride in football boots, it seems Levi and Damo won't be the only studs at this wedding.

0:27:100:27:15

'But Jade can still dream, for now.'

0:27:150:27:18

I do like the fact that the gems are on the front and it's covered.

0:27:180:27:21

I am very small, I'm only five-foot-one,

0:27:210:27:24

so I need some heels for a bit of height.

0:27:240:27:27

I always think it looks better when you're a little bit taller,

0:27:270:27:30

so if we can deceive and make it look like I am then I'll be happy.

0:27:300:27:33

-There we go, we're in.

-Nice.

-Yeah, they are nice.

0:27:330:27:36

-They are really nice.

-Yeah.

-To me, they're more wedding.

-I'd say these ones.

0:27:360:27:40

What you might have to do is drop some hints, like, "Jade would really like them."

0:27:400:27:44

Let's just clip the shoes together and make a wish.

0:27:450:27:48

-Only 15 quid.

-Red and white stripes.

0:27:500:27:54

'Bargain footy boots, one,

0:27:540:27:57

'Jade's dream stilettos, nil.

0:27:570:28:00

'So, pushing his football theme to the max,

0:28:030:28:06

'Levi burns £475 on a football pitch dance floor

0:28:060:28:11

'with bespoke goal posts,

0:28:110:28:14

'£260 on Stoke City inspired flowers

0:28:140:28:18

'and £40 on a romantic personalised wedding gift for Jade.'

0:28:180:28:21

-Check that out!

-'It still leaves footy-mad Levi plenty to tackle,

0:28:210:28:26

'including suits, bridesmaids' dresses and a hen do.

0:28:260:28:30

'But there's always time to catch up with Mum.'

0:28:300:28:32

-You're going to be actually married.

-Yeah.

0:28:320:28:35

It's my little boy and he's going to get married and it's a big thing.

0:28:350:28:40

-Of course it is.

-I am really, really looking forward to it, you know?

0:28:400:28:43

-And you'll have Jade forever.

-Yeah.

-Is that what you want?

0:28:430:28:47

Then I'll have to ask the missus before I go out.

0:28:470:28:50

-Oh, come on!

-THEY LAUGH

0:28:500:28:53

-You're not nervous at all?

-Not at all, no.

0:28:530:28:55

I think I've mainly been too busy, but also, now the main thing is I can't wait to see her.

0:28:550:29:00

I'm sat there at home thinking, "I wonder if he wants any help, if he needs me to run round."

0:29:000:29:04

You know? "Has he got all his washing, has he done all his ironing?"

0:29:040:29:08

-Aw, I don't really want to let you go, Levi. You know?

-I bet.

0:29:080:29:12

It's... I've had you for that long, you know?

0:29:120:29:16

And you've always wanted us and you've always needed us

0:29:160:29:19

and I don't want you to not need me anymore.

0:29:190:29:22

-HE LAUGHS

-I don't, Levi.

0:29:220:29:25

-It's going to...

-HE LAUGHS

0:29:250:29:27

I am going to start crying!

0:29:270:29:29

'With ten days to go, Levi is growing concerned

0:29:400:29:43

'about how his stadium wedding will go down with his straight-laced bride.'

0:29:430:29:46

Obviously, the actual ceremony itself,

0:29:460:29:49

I can't see that's something that any girl would pick.

0:29:490:29:52

'But he can still make it up to her.'

0:29:520:29:55

For the hen do, I suppose it's guilt in a way.

0:29:550:29:58

You know, we feel that we owe it to her to give her a quality hen do.

0:29:580:30:03

'Levi just needs to make sure he gives Jade a quality hen do.'

0:30:050:30:09

Oh, my God!

0:30:090:30:12

'Or as some might call it, a cheap night down the local.'

0:30:120:30:16

No! No! No! Are you being serious?

0:30:160:30:21

-'Yes, yes, yes.'

-You have reached your destination.

0:30:210:30:25

-Is this seriously where we're going?

-Yep, this is the place.

0:30:250:30:28

-Oh, I'm worried.

-What the hell are we doing here?

0:30:280:30:31

Oh, no! I don't like this! I don't want to go in!

0:30:310:30:36

I can't believe he's brought me to the local.

0:30:380:30:42

-Hiya.

-You all right?

-I am.

0:30:420:30:44

-We thought we were going to the Bargain Boot next door.

-SHE LAUGHS

0:30:440:30:48

I can't decide whose fault this is.

0:30:480:30:51

At first, I was like, "This is Damo!"

0:30:510:30:53

but now I'm thinking it's actually both of them. They must have both thought this would be hilarious.

0:30:530:30:58

'As for the stags, all they need is a few crates of lager and a kitchen.'

0:30:580:31:05

THEY SING

0:31:050:31:07

I think we can just relax a little bit today and have a bit of fun with it and take a bit of the stress off.

0:31:070:31:12

It's his stag, we don't want to think of anything other than getting smashed.

0:31:120:31:16

'But Levi does have something else up his sleeve for Jade.'

0:31:160:31:20

-It's a mystery.

-This is a bit exciting, isn't it?

0:31:210:31:25

-Hey!

-Hey!

0:31:270:31:30

Hiya.

0:31:300:31:32

-Oh, no!

-ALL CHEER

0:31:330:31:36

-We thought you were going to strip!

-OK, I will!

0:31:360:31:39

ALL CHEER

0:31:390:31:41

'He's arranged a party bus to take the girls clubbing in Manchester.'

0:31:410:31:46

ALL CHEER

0:31:460:31:48

I think everyone's impressed, not just me.

0:31:490:31:52

ALL CHEER

0:31:520:31:54

'Back on the stag...'

0:31:560:31:58

ALL: # I'm a rock and roll star

0:31:580:32:01

'..Levi's belting out Oasis songs. And yes, that really is them.

0:32:010:32:07

'The number one Oasis cover band in the local area.'

0:32:070:32:10

We've got to introduce somebody onto the stage right now.

0:32:100:32:13

He's going to sing with me. It's his stag do tonight,

0:32:130:32:17

so welcome on stage Levi and his best man!

0:32:170:32:21

ALL: # I was looking for some action

0:32:210:32:25

# But all I found

0:32:250:32:27

# Was cigarettes and alcohol

0:32:270:32:30

# You've gotta make it happen

0:32:330:32:37

# You've gotta make it happen

0:32:370:32:41

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:410:32:45

'With just a week to go, Jade wants to learn more

0:32:490:32:53

'about her parents' traditional big day.'

0:32:530:32:56

Our wedding was a family wedding, a big family wedding.

0:32:560:33:00

-And how did you pick your theme?

-You just know.

0:33:000:33:03

When you go and look at a dress and then you pick your bridesmaids' dresses,

0:33:030:33:07

and you just pick up on the colours that are in the dress.

0:33:070:33:10

But you won't be doing that, will you?

0:33:110:33:14

Why didn't you just pick a normal wedding?

0:33:150:33:18

-I suppose you never thought I'd be getting married like this.

-No.

0:33:180:33:22

I wonder how my dad's going to be when he has to take me down.

0:33:230:33:26

Your poor dad doesn't even know what he's wearing yet.

0:33:260:33:30

'That's all right, neither do Levi and Damo.'

0:33:300:33:33

BOTH: Er....

0:33:330:33:36

'And with just £1,000 left in the budget,

0:33:360:33:39

'they need to cut costs while still looking cool.'

0:33:390:33:42

Will the two fellas with the wheelchair stop fucking about.

0:33:420:33:46

LEVI LAUGHS I don't like it!

0:33:460:33:49

-Pretty good, mate.

-You know, we want to be Modding it up, Quadrophenia style.

0:33:490:33:54

-Yeah.

-It needs to be fitted just right.

0:33:540:33:57

'The style-conscious lads have a plan to save money.'

0:33:570:34:00

We'll get dads to buy their own, which I think is fair.

0:34:000:34:03

-Plus, it's only, what, 69 quid?

-69. It's an absolute steal.

0:34:050:34:09

'Sorted. But back at Jade's, tensions are growing.'

0:34:090:34:13

-It's getting worrying now.

-Why?

0:34:130:34:15

I'd just like to know what's going on or if we're allowed to know what's going on.

0:34:150:34:19

'Mum's not the only one. Ex-army officer Ian is really struggling.'

0:34:190:34:23

I don't know what I'm wearing, we don't know where we're going, we've got to book taxis.

0:34:230:34:27

How are we getting there? How are we getting back?

0:34:270:34:30

Don't shout at me! It's got nothing to do with me!

0:34:300:34:34

My dad, he's so nosy!

0:34:340:34:36

It's like he is an investigator.

0:34:360:34:39

I feel so bad for Levi.

0:34:390:34:41

I can imagine my dad being a right nightmare.

0:34:410:34:44

'Never mind. Damo's calling Jade's dad right now

0:34:440:34:48

'to tell him he has to pick up and pay for his own suit for the wedding.'

0:34:480:34:52

We just thought, because we wanted to keep the suit for you.

0:34:520:34:55

'But it doesn't go down well.'

0:34:550:34:58

-His dad's paying for it, I'm paying for my own.

-Go where you want, get a suit.

-Thank you very much.

0:34:580:35:03

I'll let him know. Cheers.

0:35:030:35:05

I'm fucking steaming, man.

0:35:070:35:10

Basically, her dad doesn't want us thinking that we're going too cheap on the suits,

0:35:100:35:14

that we've gone that cheap on his daughter's dress,

0:35:140:35:16

but that's the reason why our suits are cheap,

0:35:160:35:19

because his daughter's dress has cost so much money.

0:35:190:35:22

I can't believe he's actually done that.

0:35:250:35:27

It kind of hits you a little bit when you see that your mate's

0:35:270:35:30

doing everything he possibly can to make the best day for his wife-to-be

0:35:300:35:34

and they've got no faith in him. It just feels a bit like that.

0:35:340:35:37

It feels like they've got no faith in him.

0:35:370:35:40

We have put all this time and effort and a lot of money has gone into it,

0:35:420:35:47

especially on the bride's side.

0:35:470:35:49

We've done as much as we can to make it perfect for her.

0:35:490:35:52

You know, I just hope that they will give me a chance to show them on the day

0:35:520:35:56

and not go passing judgement too soon.

0:35:560:35:58

'Jade's dad has arrived to pick up his suit.'

0:35:580:36:01

-That phone call, I wasn't happy.

-HE LAUGHS

0:36:030:36:05

But actually, looking at them, they're quite nice, actually.

0:36:050:36:08

I've sent them a nice text, I apologised, cos I think I went off on one on the phone.

0:36:080:36:13

'But it seems it's not just the suit that's concerning him.

0:36:130:36:16

'This ex-military man has been on a secret mission

0:36:160:36:20

'to uncover as much info on the wedding as possible.'

0:36:200:36:22

I do want to find out what's going on. I drove to Stafford Register Office

0:36:220:36:26

to find out what day it was on and then they wouldn't tell me anything.

0:36:260:36:30

I've just been sent round in circles.

0:36:300:36:33

They must have signed data protection, cos they're not saying anything. I was well pissed off

0:36:330:36:37

and I said, "Where are the times and the dates," and she says, "We don't let people know. It's not on there.

0:36:370:36:42

"You've got to speak to Stoke-on-Trent, who are marrying them."

0:36:420:36:45

But they wouldn't tell me anything, either, so I still don't have a clue.

0:36:450:36:48

-'It's probably best.'

-Let's do this.

0:36:480:36:52

-When's the wedding?

-I don't know.

0:36:520:36:55

-And I'm the father of the bride and you'd think I'd know by now, wouldn't you?

-Yeah.

0:36:550:37:00

'Saving money might be the name of the game,

0:37:000:37:03

'but for trendsetters Levi and Damo, style must come first.'

0:37:030:37:07

# Looking back on the track for a little green bag

0:37:070:37:11

'They've found the funds to transform their £69 suits

0:37:110:37:15

'into tailor-made Mod classics.'

0:37:150:37:18

We're after, you know, the old 60s Mod look, you know?

0:37:180:37:21

Yeah, we can slim them down, make them a lot more fitted.

0:37:210:37:23

Get them exactly how you want, get that nice, slim leg, a nice tapered body.

0:37:230:37:28

# Looking for some happiness but there is only loneliness to find

0:37:280:37:34

Being big football fans and Stoke City fans,

0:37:340:37:37

we thought it's only right to get married at our church.

0:37:370:37:41

-Good stuff.

-Getting married on match day and at half time.

0:37:410:37:47

At half-time? And the wedding's going to be on the pitch?

0:37:470:37:50

-On the pitch, yeah.

-Oh, wow!

-My lady don't know yet, so I don't know what she's going to do.

0:37:500:37:55

-She won't know what she's letting herself in for.

-Thanks very much. Deal, yeah.

0:37:550:37:59

'A snip at £160.'

0:37:590:38:02

My wife was really nervous on the day we got married,

0:38:020:38:05

so imagine turning up not knowing that you're going to be confronted with 25,000 Stoke fans,

0:38:050:38:10

it's going to be a bit of a daunting thing. Yeah.

0:38:100:38:13

Oh, my God. This is the best money we've spent. I can't believe it.

0:38:130:38:17

That was the best idea we've had.

0:38:170:38:19

It was better than the football club idea, yeah. THEY LAUGH

0:38:190:38:23

That guy is like the Jesus Christ of clothing.

0:38:230:38:27

-We're going to be the Mods, man.

-We are the Mods.

-We are the Mods.

0:38:270:38:30

'Jade might be torn between her traditional parents and rebellious husband-to-be,

0:38:340:38:40

'but she's still pining after her bad boy.'

0:38:400:38:43

I'm really missing him. And it's very hard.

0:38:430:38:46

I just want to call him just to say I love him and I'm missing him and I hope he's all right.

0:38:470:38:52

Hopefully he's missing me as much as I'm missing him.

0:38:520:38:56

'With just three days to go, Jade's about to find out the all-important wedding date.'

0:38:560:39:02

Hello, princess. Remember me?

0:39:020:39:05

The date is this Sunday, your carriage will collect you at 1pm sharp.

0:39:050:39:11

So you need to be ready. I can't wait to see you. I love you, Jade.

0:39:110:39:16

So we're getting married Sunday at one.

0:39:160:39:19

-Oh, I wished it was a bit earlier.

-THEY LAUGH

0:39:190:39:22

It's going to be so nice to just see him.

0:39:220:39:25

I always say that I'm in his pocket, so I'll probably just be walking around with him the whole time.

0:39:250:39:29

I don't think people really understand how long three weeks is.

0:39:290:39:33

I just... I really miss him and I just can't wait to see him.

0:39:330:39:37

# La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

0:39:380:39:41

-Hi, there.

-'The lads are hunting for bridesmaids' dresses to match their Stoke City colour scheme.'

0:39:410:39:47

Blue is not right. Black is not right.

0:39:470:39:49

'But down to their last few hundred pounds,

0:39:490:39:52

'and with a photographer, DJ and cake still to pay for, they need to economise.'

0:39:520:39:56

-What do you reckon?

-The colour suits you.

-It does, doesn't it?

0:39:560:40:00

That looks really nice.

0:40:000:40:01

-Yeah, that's not bad, that's lovely, that's lovely.

-It's got a nice bit of detail there.

0:40:010:40:06

See, I can see it. I can see it.

0:40:060:40:09

HE LAUGHS

0:40:100:40:12

Oh, you make that look good, mate!

0:40:120:40:14

-Eight.

-Yeah.

-12!

-Just get them. Just get them. Just get them.

-Yes! We've done it.

0:40:140:40:20

I don't even let my boyfriend pick my dress, let alone...

0:40:210:40:25

-..somebody else's boyfriend.

-Is the colour going to suit us?

0:40:250:40:29

It's not like we've got something that's diabolically shit.

0:40:290:40:32

It's not diabolically great either, though, is it?

0:40:320:40:35

-Close your eyes. Close your eyes.

-Close your eyes.

-Can we look?

-No.

0:40:350:40:39

-Right.

-The only colour Jade said she didn't want was red.

0:40:410:40:46

Don't worry about that, I'll sort that. Let's get them on and see what they look like.

0:40:470:40:51

-Yeah, they're nice.

-Yeah, I think that looks fine, mate.

0:40:510:40:55

Looks classy, like as if you're going to a wedding.

0:40:550:40:59

The only thing I'm worried about is the colour. Jade specifically said she doesn't like red.

0:40:590:41:03

-I'm sure she's said that, hasn't she?

-Yeah.

-She hates red.

0:41:030:41:06

Obviously, the bridesmaid's dress usually goes with the colour theme. I'm thinking, "Oh, my God."

0:41:060:41:11

I don't know.

0:41:110:41:13

'It's the day before the wedding, and time for Jade to see the dress Levi picked out for her.'

0:41:160:41:22

I'm scared now.

0:41:250:41:27

It is a bit plain.

0:41:390:41:41

I don't really like the back. It's only got a zip.

0:41:420:41:47

It just looks like a normal dress.

0:41:480:41:51

It's just maybe a bit boring.

0:41:510:41:54

He hasn't got a clue.

0:41:550:41:57

Well, he's tried his best.

0:42:070:42:10

And obviously, because I didn't know what to expect,

0:42:100:42:13

cos I hadn't really thought about it,

0:42:130:42:15

this is the first thing I've seen that he's done.

0:42:150:42:18

And obviously, the dress is what I'll be wearing the whole day.

0:42:180:42:24

It's just very emotional.

0:42:240:42:26

Wow!

0:42:300:42:33

-It's really nice.

-It's gorgeous.

0:42:350:42:37

-Do you like it?

-Yeah.

-It's lovely.

0:42:380:42:41

-You look pretty.

-It's not too much, is it?

0:42:410:42:45

I love the shoes.

0:42:450:42:47

-It is beautiful. It's lovely.

-It is, it's really nice.

0:42:470:42:50

Well, he's definitely making sure I look like a princess.

0:42:500:42:53

That's cos you are his princess.

0:42:530:42:56

-Earrings. And a tiara!

-THEY LAUGH

0:42:560:42:58

I love it. He's done so well. I'm ready to get married now.

0:42:580:43:03

Can I go to bed in it?

0:43:050:43:07

Now I've tried it on, I love it and I can't wait to wear it.

0:43:070:43:12

-She looks stunning.

-And we look like a sack of potatoes.

0:43:120:43:15

'After three long weeks, it's match day.

0:43:220:43:25

'Jade and Levi's wedding kicks off in just a few hours' time.'

0:43:250:43:29

I can't wait. I'm just so excited to see him, it's untrue.

0:43:290:43:32

I just... It's such a mad feeling to not know what's going on

0:43:320:43:36

and to wake up this morning and know I'm getting married but not know where I'm getting married.

0:43:360:43:40

I think it's the biggest day of all our lives.

0:43:400:43:42

It's the thing that when she's born, that you realise 20 or 30 years down the line she's going to be married.

0:43:420:43:49

I'm hoping for the best. I just want to try and keep thinking positive, especially with the weather and that.

0:43:490:43:54

The main thing is I just can't wait to see Jade.

0:43:540:43:56

I think when I see Jade, I don't think anything else will really matter.

0:43:560:44:00

-I haven't a clue what he's going to do.

-Have you not got an idea what he might go for for himself?

0:44:000:44:05

I didn't really want to get married in a church.

0:44:050:44:08

-Or Stoke Stadium. They were off limits.

-Is he a Stoke fan, is he?

-Yeah.

0:44:080:44:12

'While Jade prepares for the biggest day of her life,

0:44:120:44:16

'the sharp-suited lads get busy.

0:44:160:44:19

'Heading off for the first half of the match.'

0:44:200:44:23

# I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window

0:44:230:44:27

# I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind

0:44:300:44:36

# She was my woman

0:44:380:44:43

To a big day, lads, ladies.

0:44:430:44:46

Hopefully to a win.

0:44:460:44:48

Yeah, let's hope Stoke win. Cheers.

0:44:480:44:51

I wouldn't have picked them. Nan, they're old-fashioned!

0:44:580:45:02

-They look like grandma dresses.

-Turn around, girls.

0:45:020:45:05

What's with no boobs? What's with everything just proper covered?

0:45:070:45:10

I'm just wondering, red and white, I don't know why he's gone for that.

0:45:120:45:15

I hope it's not Stoke.

0:45:150:45:17

-ALL CHEER

-Oh, yeah!

0:45:210:45:24

'Over at the, erm, wedding venue, it really is a big day for Levi.

0:45:240:45:29

'Stoke have just gone one-nil up against Spurs.'

0:45:290:45:32

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:45:320:45:35

Yeah! High five!

0:45:350:45:37

You look stunning.

0:45:410:45:43

-Here you are, Jade.

-Thank you, Dad. Cheers.

0:45:440:45:50

Before half time, we need to go back through the stand, down through the gate down there,

0:45:500:45:55

and then we need to go the other side of the tunnel...

0:45:550:45:57

-ALL CHEER

-Oh, no, it's down my top!

0:45:570:46:00

-Good luck on your very special day.

-Thank you!

0:46:000:46:02

-Have a nice day!

-Thank you!

0:46:020:46:05

-Are you ready, Dad?

-I'm ready. Are you ready?

-I'm ready.

0:46:060:46:10

'Just 20 minutes away from the football ground

0:46:100:46:13

'and Jade's dad is still no closer to uncovering the whereabouts of the wedding.'

0:46:130:46:18

I haven't researched wedding venues in Stoke-on-Trent,

0:46:180:46:21

so I haven't got a clue where it could be because I've not been smart enough to look.

0:46:210:46:25

Well, we're still going into Stoke-on-Trent.

0:46:250:46:27

-We know it's not the Town Hall because it's not open.

-Oh, right.

0:46:270:46:30

We know it's not Hanley because it's not open.

0:46:300:46:32

There was the football club, and we thought it can't be there because you can't get married on a match day

0:46:320:46:37

and you can't get married the weekend of a match day, so there's no way it could be there.

0:46:370:46:41

Oh, lovely. That's nice to know.

0:46:410:46:43

It wouldn't surprise me if Jade could possibly be somewhere near the ground by now.

0:46:430:46:48

So she's probably just starting to get an idea of where the venue is now.

0:46:480:46:53

BOTH SHRIEK

0:46:570:46:59

Oh, no!

0:47:000:47:02

-ALL SHRIEK

-Oh, no!

0:47:020:47:05

Oh, no! We are going to Stoke Stadium!

0:47:050:47:08

Dad, I've never even been to watch a football game, yet I'm going to get married in a football stadium.

0:47:110:47:15

-I have a season ticket in that bit over there.

-She's thinking divorce.

0:47:150:47:19

She's probably thinking divorce before marriage.

0:47:190:47:22

I hope you're not getting married at half time.

0:47:220:47:25

-In front of 28,000 people.

-As if he's done this.

0:47:250:47:28

You need to be in position, we've got one minute 45 seconds,

0:47:280:47:31

so proper be on the case, we need to walk up as quick as we can.

0:47:310:47:34

Let's do it! Let's get him married!

0:47:350:47:37

Oh, my God! I wonder what my mum's thinking.

0:47:370:47:41

You are joking!

0:47:410:47:44

I'm not watching football. So, what have the men come here for, then?

0:47:440:47:47

I just don't know.

0:47:480:47:50

CROWD CHANT

0:48:000:48:02

They seem pretty rowdy but that's to be expected, you know?

0:48:030:48:07

Just get the job done, I just can't wait to do it now.

0:48:070:48:10

Jade's probably shitting herself now.

0:48:100:48:12

-I'm going to be getting married in front of how many people?

-27,500.

0:48:120:48:16

-Congratulations!

-I've not married him yet.

0:48:160:48:21

I think we might be having a few words after this.

0:48:210:48:23

Every guy wants this done,

0:48:230:48:25

-and I can't believe I'm the bird that has to go through with it.

-SHE SIGHS

0:48:250:48:30

Not long now. Hopefully it'll be a draw.

0:48:300:48:33

Or maybe we'll get a goal from this.

0:48:330:48:36

And the weather is fucking shit.

0:48:360:48:39

Present... from Levi.

0:48:390:48:43

Oh!

0:48:440:48:47

Am I seriously meant to be putting these on?

0:48:490:48:51

Oh, my God!

0:48:520:48:54

It's cold and I'm stood at a football pitch with football boots on.

0:48:540:49:00

'After three weeks of waiting, it's time for Jade to meet her man

0:49:000:49:05

'in front of almost 28,000 football fans.'

0:49:050:49:09

ALL CHANT: # You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what you're doing

0:49:110:49:15

Why has he done this? This is not a good day.

0:49:200:49:23

I've got fucking football boots on.

0:49:260:49:28

Yeah, we're going on the pitch.

0:49:280:49:30

What are you doing?

0:49:450:49:47

CROWD CHEER

0:49:550:49:58

-It's all for you, babe.

-It's for you, not for me!

0:50:020:50:06

You look so nice, babe. Are you all right with it?

0:50:100:50:14

-ANNOUNCER: Congratulations to Jade and Levi!

-Thank you! Thank you!

0:50:140:50:18

Thank you!

0:50:180:50:20

Friends, family and football fans, we've gathered here today to bear witness to the marriage blessing

0:50:200:50:26

of Levi and Jade. Our time today is strictly limited to two minutes,

0:50:260:50:31

so it's going to be the condensed version.

0:50:310:50:33

I promise to keep my vows to you,

0:50:330:50:37

to share my dreams and hopes with you,

0:50:370:50:40

to spend the rest of my life with you.

0:50:400:50:43

I love you this much.

0:50:430:50:45

-Levi, will you live by this vow?

-I will.

0:50:450:50:50

Then place the ring on the third finger of her left hand.

0:50:500:50:53

Wonderful.

0:50:550:50:57

And Jade, will you live by this vow?

0:50:570:51:02

-Will you?

-I will.

-That's the one.

-Shove it on there.

0:51:020:51:07

Levi and Jade have made lifelong promises to one another,

0:51:070:51:12

and subject to a few mundane legalities which we'll do inside,

0:51:120:51:16

it gives me great pleasure to declare them as husband and wife.

0:51:160:51:19

So, please, you may kiss the bride.

0:51:190:51:23

ALL CHEER

0:51:230:51:26

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I've missed you so much.

0:51:310:51:34

ANNOUNCER: Please give them an absolutely massive round of applause.

0:51:360:51:40

Oh, my God!

0:51:400:51:42

Well, I wasn't expecting to get married here today.

0:51:450:51:48

I'm still getting used to the idea.

0:51:500:51:52

I thought it was amazing. I cannot believe we got to go on the pitch.

0:51:520:51:56

I've always been a Stoke City supporter,

0:51:560:51:58

so the fact that I've got to stand on the pitch and my daughter's been married on there for me is amazing.

0:51:580:52:03

-Congratulations.

-Thanks!

0:52:030:52:06

I was going to kill him at first, but it's their day, it's very special,

0:52:060:52:11

it's amazing, brilliant.

0:52:110:52:13

-Something you'll remember for the rest of your life.

-Definitely.

0:52:130:52:16

-'Now for the entrance of the bride and groom...'

-APPLAUSE

0:52:170:52:22

'..to a room full of football fans.'

0:52:220:52:25

So when did you see the fact that the bridesmaids' dresses were in the same colour as Stoke City shirts?

0:52:250:52:29

This morning, just before we came, about an hour before.

0:52:290:52:32

-And did that go down OK?

-No.

-LAUGHTER

0:52:320:52:35

-What could he have done differently?

-Everything.

-LAUGHTER

0:52:370:52:42

Ladies and gentlemen, one more time, the new Mr and Mrs Stone!

0:52:420:52:45

ALL CHEER

0:52:450:52:47

Even the mother-in-law has told me what a good job I've done, so I couldn't be happier.

0:52:470:52:51

It's the last home game of the season, we're here.

0:52:510:52:53

Erm, that's where I want to be, out there, watching the game.

0:52:530:52:57

He's done it perfect, I couldn't have done it better myself.

0:52:570:53:00

Just the fact that we're the first people to ever get married on a match game

0:53:000:53:04

is just mind blowing, you know, it really touches me, I can't believe he's managed to do it.

0:53:040:53:08

CROWD CHEER

0:53:080:53:10

I'm so happy Jade is happy with everything. I know it's not every woman's wedding dream,

0:53:100:53:14

but let's be honest, it's every lad's.

0:53:140:53:17

-'And there's still time for the newlyweds to take their seats for the second half.'

-Oh, my God.

0:53:170:53:23

'For once, football isn't the only thing on Levi's mind.'

0:53:230:53:27

-I told you I'd bring you to a Stoke game, babe.

-I know, I didn't think it would be on us wedding day.

0:53:270:53:32

-Eyes on the game.

-I can't. SHE LAUGHS

0:53:340:53:37

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:53:370:53:39

'But with Stoke losing two-one to Spurs,

0:53:390:53:42

'will Levi's football-themed reception leave Jade feeling defeated, too?'

0:53:420:53:48

We've got another football pitch. Where's the stuff for me?

0:53:500:53:54

This is the main one. This is for you.

0:53:540:53:58

I don't know what it's going to be.

0:53:580:54:00

-Are these all my letters?

-That's all your letters, which I've wrote to you every day.

0:54:040:54:08

# There's no need for you to say you're sorry

0:54:080:54:11

-Thank you.

-# Goodbye, I'm going home

0:54:110:54:16

As if I've got a shirt. To be fair, I would expect one, from what I've gone through today.

0:54:160:54:22

-Do you like that?

-I like that.

-Mrs Stone and then the date of our wedding day.

0:54:220:54:26

-Oh!

-That's your name now.

0:54:260:54:28

-Wow!

-That's your wedding cake, babe.

0:54:290:54:33

You've done a very good job, I'm very proud of you.

0:54:330:54:36

That's the only thing I need to hear.

0:54:380:54:41

# It keeps me up all night, up all night

0:54:420:54:44

'And as the day rolls on into extra time,

0:54:440:54:46

'it seems Levi scored a winner.'

0:54:460:54:50

Do you want to go play with the balls? Aww!

0:54:500:54:52

It's been a great day, and it's going to be a great night, as well, by the looks of it.

0:54:560:55:01

# Goodbye, I'm going home

0:55:010:55:05

I'm so happy for you, Levi. You've finally found the woman of your dreams.

0:55:050:55:09

It's been hard work, but my God, it's been fun.

0:55:090:55:12

Jade, thank you so much for making my best friend happy.

0:55:120:55:15

-He's the happiest man alive.

-APPLAUSE

0:55:150:55:18

A small token of our appreciation for bearing with us

0:55:180:55:21

and trusting us with your big day.

0:55:210:55:24

-Thank you, Levi. You're the best.

-Thanks, darling, love you.

0:55:240:55:28

I can't believe how the day's gone at all. It's been absolutely amazing.

0:55:280:55:32

They pulled something off that nobody else has ever done and ever will do.

0:55:320:55:39

For them to do that is probably the best thing in their life.

0:55:390:55:44

I've just married my Levi. That's it.

0:55:440:55:46

He is who he is and he's done what he wanted,

0:55:460:55:50

and you did well.

0:55:500:55:53

-CROWD CHEER

-# I'm going home #

0:55:530:55:58

'Next time, hopeless romantic Matt plans a nostalgic wedding...'

0:55:590:56:04

She must trust me if she let's me do this, eh?

0:56:040:56:07

'..for his Valley VIP girl Rhian.'

0:56:070:56:10

I deserve it, man! Give it to me!

0:56:100:56:13

'But will Matt's gamble on a week-long stag...'

0:56:130:56:15

We're expecting possibly a divorce.

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-'..and a Welsh wedding outdoors...'

-Should have sorted this out earlier.

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'..be a total washout?'

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Oh, my goodness! Is the burger a clue?

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-Just think it's Matt's head you're knocking.

-Too late now to back out, isn't it?

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