Ellis & Luke Don't Tell the Bride


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-From the depths of the Earth to the crests of the mountains...

-My legs have gone weird.

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..these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.

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-£12,000...

-LAUGHTER

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..and just three weeks...

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I love that girl. I love her.

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..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.

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Oh, my God! What's he done?

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He just took my dress!

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These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...

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-God, no!

-..but have no say in their big day.

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Is it just going to all be last-minute and just rubbish?

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I hate it, I need to get out of it.

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Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...

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I love her, but she's a bitch when she's like this.

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..vanquish dragons...

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ALL GROAN

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Do as your future mother-in-law tells you.

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..and conquer all before them?

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SCREAMING

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Get out of my pub!

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Or will they be...defeated?

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I'm not doing it.

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Tonight...

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Yeah!

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Wannabe DJ Luke plans the ultimate party

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for homebody bride-to-be Ellis.

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If it glows, we want it.

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While she is dreaming of a traditional church wedding.

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Cute, innit?

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Will Luke and party animal best man Tom...

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That just screams, "Get married on me," mate.

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..have her reaching for the glowsticks?

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-God Is A DJ.

-Yeah, God Is A DJ.

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Or will they send Ellis and her family raving mad?

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-You've organised it, of course it's your fault!

-I'm sorry.

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It's always good to bring someone down a little bit before you bring them back up again, innit?

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Can Luke cast aside his party ways and leave Ellis on a high?

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Everything is in his hands.

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Ellis, this is the start of our new life. Boom!

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Or will she be facing the ultimate comedown?

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There might be a point to it.

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That seems ridiculous.

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At the end of the day, you're going to marry the man you love, aren't you?

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Do they sell vodka here?

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Plasterer Luke and dental nurse Ellis first met at a house party

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in Sheffield five years ago, and it was lust at first sight.

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The first time I seen Ellis it was quite breathtaking.

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She's a beautiful-looking girl,

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and I couldn't believe my luck, to be honest.

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First time I saw him, I thought,

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"Yep, he's definitely the fittest here.

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"That's the one!"

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I were dancing with my pals and then you just swooped in.

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Not a word said between us,

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just hopped on me, started snogging me, didn't you?

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Yeah.

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After a romantic first date down the local,

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born and bred Worksop lass Ellis knew she had found her soulmate.

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He's just such a nice person, like, a genuine salt of t'Earth guy.

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And he's a pussycat, really.

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He looks like a bear, but he's a pussycat.

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And he makes me laugh all the time. We just have a right laugh.

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Pussycat Luke may have Ellis purring,

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but something that hasn't always been a right laugh is Luke's complete uselessness,

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particularly when it comes to matters of the heart.

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-He's got a track record of messing up romantic moments.

-Like when?

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You have, Luke. New Year's Eve, my birthday.

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Even when he proposed, you got that a bit wrong, didn't you?

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Just in living room.

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Bottle of prosecco and two glasses in one hand, and a ring in the other.

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I'm a hopeless romantic, aren't I? SHE LAUGHS

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Yep, literally hopeless.

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From dodgy dates to passing out drunk in the heat of the moment,

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Luke's misfired many a time.

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But he thinks he knows why Ellis puts up with him.

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I think our relationship works because we're so different.

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I'm so laid-back and you're so on the go.

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I'm like a tightly wound spring.

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Ellis can't sit and rest, I can just lay and rest all day.

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Luke's personality and outlook on life will hinder him greatly

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in his organisation of the wedding.

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He's like a typical caveman, scratching his arse

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and farting on the sofa.

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He's ridiculous. You are just lazy, really, aren't you?

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Quite a chilled-out guy. I've got a motto.

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My little motto is, it's all going to be all right in the end,

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no matter how tough things get.

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Worried time is wasted time.

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Laid-back Luke, or Burger as he's known to everyone but his mum,

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may be proud of his mantra, but Ellis knows what it actually means.

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"I'll do it tomorrow." He doesn't do anything in this house. Nothing.

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I do bills, all the cleaning, ironing, everything.

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-Give me a minute.

-Please, Luke.

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Which makes me feel a bit sick, to be honest, about this wedding.

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And if that makes her feel sick,

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Luke's greatest obsession in life has her positively ready to chunder.

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My big passion in life other than Ellis is music.

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I'm kind of obsessed with music. Eat, sleep, breathe music.

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Ellis doesn't take too kindly to this.

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It's crap. It's crap, it is.

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TECHNO MUSIC

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It bores me. It's just bang, bang, bang, bang. Same stuff, different...

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I can't tell the difference between songs.

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So we clash on that, and I do feel like he's got that

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side of his life and then he's got me. It's like a nightclub, it is.

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I don't know how the neighbours cope, because I can't.

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At one point in our lives,

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me and Luke were on a par in the party life.

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-You simmered down.

-You are a sucker for a party, aren't you?

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I like to go out and have a dance, but I know when to say no.

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Luckily for Luke, there is someone in his life who'll always say yes -

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best man and fellow party animal Tom.

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Or, as he's also known, Afro.

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No idea why.

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Me and Tom met about five years ago.

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We've been pretty much inseparable since.

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There's three people to our relationship,

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and that is his best man, Tom.

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I think Ellis loves the dynamic

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of what me and Burger have got going on.

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I would say we have got

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a bit of a bromance going on, but I think...

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I think that's what everyone wants, is it not?

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Luke is in love with Tom and Tom is in love with Luke.

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It's a relationship. He is here all the time. All the time.

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And I love the guy, but he doesn't know when to go home.

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And just like in any loving relationship,

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Luke and Tom spend plenty of time together alone in the bedroom.

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So they'll both be upstairs in the bedroom for hours,

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while I'm sat down here twiddling my thumbs.

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And then I'll go upstairs and peak my head in...

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Both of them in the room like this. Loving it.

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HOUSE MUSIC

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I think we both buzz off music probably a little bit too much

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than normal people would do, which makes us look a bit weird.

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It swings back in, mate.

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-He's off his head.

-LUKE LAUGHS

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But last year, just after Ellis and Luke moved in together,

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they faced a serious test of their relationship,

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and it looked like it might all be over.

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We've had a rocky year. A lot has happened.

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Arguments, a lot of uncertainty.

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I left for about a month.

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We were heartbroke, and Luke didn't know what to do for the best.

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I've been an idiot sometimes. Other times I've not thought

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and I've done things without thinking about my consequences.

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I want to show her that she's my main priority.

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I want her to be proud of me for once for doing something good for her.

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Luke now needs to organise a day that she'll never forget.

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But his and Tom's bromance and party animal ways has Ellis worried

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she'll remember it for all the wrong reasons.

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The reason I want quite a low-key wedding is

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because my life is one big party all the time.

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Hectic.

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There's always people here, we don't get much time on our own.

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And I've sort of grown up beyond that now.

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It's a wedding we're planning and not a party.

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Cos obviously they both have a mutual love of being party animals.

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I don't want them to think my wedding's an event. It's a wedding.

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But fortunately for Ellis,

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DJ Luke has a passionate plan for their big day.

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My idea for the wedding, have a big rave...

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TECHNO MUSIC

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..with glowsticks, lasers, smoke machines, lighting, good sounds.

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I want to bring my two main loves, I want my music and my woman.

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Me and Ellis have always been clubbing people,

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we like partying, we met at a party.

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We both like to dance.

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I think the moment when Ellis realises it is going to be this massive rave, she...

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I'm hoping she's going to be taken away by...happiness.

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All being well. If she is who I think she is.

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On the off chance she's not, of course,

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there could be MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR.

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Because this day means everything to Ellis.

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If it is just a joke and it's made about them two,

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and Luke and his friends, and not about me,

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I'll be really disheartened,

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and I'll just feel like I sort of know my place in the pecking order.

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He's not very thoughtful.

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And I'm trusting him to do the most romantic day of my life, basically.

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SHE IMITATES GUNSHOT

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It's time for the couple to say goodbye, leaving Luke

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in charge of the house they've shared together for the past year.

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It's going to be really hard without him.

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Aren't you going to be glad to get me out of your hair for a few days?

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Two weeks, and a month to go.

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The longest time Luke and Ellis

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have gone without contact is just a few hours.

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But for the next three weeks, they'll have no contact whatsoever.

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It doesn't feel real, does it?

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Next time I see you, you'll be walking down the aisle to me.

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-I love you.

-I love you.

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See you later.

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-Love you.

-Love you.

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God, it's horrible, isn't it?

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I can't believe it's actually happening.

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While the reality of leaving her man sinks in for Ellis,

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Luke isn't lonely for long.

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As one love of his life leaves, another arrives. Tom.

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Yes, brah!

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-We're free men, mate.

-You're a free man, mate. Free man. How are you feeling?

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Good, mate. Can't wait to get stuck in.

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Cheers!

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We've got 12 grand, mate. We've got no women around.

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Let's kick back and relax.

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What's first... First thing, then?

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-Shall we get the decks down?

-Decks downstairs.

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Check out the ninja.

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With the boss away, Luke can finally bring his babies downstairs.

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"What are you bringing decks downstairs for?"

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# Let's get this party started. #

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TECHNO MUSIC

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While the boys enjoy their party for two,

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Ellis is across town, where she'll be spending the next three weeks with her mum, Dee.

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My baby's home!

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Her very protective mum, Dee.

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Luke is so laid-back that I do worry slightly that he might not be able to pull it off.

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He thinks it's going to be easy, doesn't he?

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What am I going to do if I hate my dress?

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But you know that we'll tell you if we don't like it, don't you?

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Don't be brutal. Do you know what I mean?

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What's Luke doing tonight?

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-Afro's moving in, and then... that's it.

-Oh, no.

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-I know.

-Your house will be wrecked.

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I know. I've been thinking that. "Oh, God, my house."

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No, he might be sensible. He might surprise us.

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He might.

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But then again, he might not.

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Mind them frames!

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ALL CHEER

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Day one, and the sun's up, but the boys most certainly are not.

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As the lads ease themselves gently into the wedding planning,

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at Ellis' mum's house, her aunts Tracey and Sarah

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and bridesmaid Jade are round to discuss Luke's prospects,

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and this lot won't be easy to please.

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There's three sisters.

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We have been referred to as the three witches, more than once.

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Because Ellis is the first one to get married, it's not just Ellis

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he's got to impress, he's got to impress the three witches.

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-We're not organising it, are we?

-No.

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You know, we're not in control at all.

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If we were organising it, it would be exactly what Ellis wants.

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Well, hopefully he might do something that is everything I want that I just never thought...

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Thought you did want, yeah.

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Luke's definitely got something to prove to me.

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Yeah. Cos he has let you down a lot.

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This is a chance for him to show you how much he really does love you,

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and give you a wedding that you deserve and a wedding that you want.

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I think he'll come good.

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It's two days since Ellis left, and the boys are finally

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venturing out in search of a venue for their rave wedding.

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The girls are busy too. In the nearby village of Thorpe Salvin,

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Ellis, along with her mum and bridesmaids, have come to check out

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her dream wedding venue - the parish church.

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Pretty, innit?

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-Yeah, it's beautiful.

-Personal.

-Intimate, in't it?

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Do you think he'll even think of doing something like this, though? Little quaint church?

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No, I doubt it.

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It's making me sad thinking you probably won't have it here. LAUGHTER

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Is he into churches and stuff like that?

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Luke's church is a DJ box.

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-God Is A DJ.

-Yeah, God Is A DJ.

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MUSIC: God Is A DJ by Faithless

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Oh, it's even better inside.

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It is, in't it? A little space, all your family and friends.

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Cute, in't it? Cute.

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I'm usually all for party and laugh, aren't I?

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But this bit is serious, in't it? This is the serious bit.

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Does he actually know what you want?

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-I'm worried now.

-That's worried me now.

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-Cos I think he's going to want to go big rather than small.

-Why?

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I don't know, I think cos he's got the freedom to do what he wants,

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I bet he'll think the bigger the better, the more that you'll like it.

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Try this on for size then, Ellis. The Academy in Sheffield.

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Live music and club night venue. Capacity - 1,800 people.

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1,800 sweaty, dancing, drunk people. Every girl's dream(!)

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It's more than big enough for what we want. Maybe too big.

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-We'll know when we get inside.

-You feeling it or what, dude?

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Yeah, mate, I'm excited. I don't know what Ellis would think.

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It's not about the outer exterior, it's about the beauty inside, mate.

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It is, innit? THEY LAUGH

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And for the boys, the inside doesn't disappoint.

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POUNDING DANCE MUSIC

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Time to get excited now.

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I'm just thinking about white draping the place to hell, mate.

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-Get the place clad in glowsticks as well, mate.

-That bit's the secondary chill bit.

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That just screams, "Get married on me," mate.

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Luke and Tom's imagination, and possibly common sense,

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are running wild.

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But their minds are about to be blown.

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-Mate, just as we got attached to that room.

-I know, check it!

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Let's be honest, we have just walked through that door, yeah,

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walked in and seen these lights just flying around,

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and a few colours and a bit of smoke, mate.

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Imagine how she's going to feel, right, the lights are going,

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the music's going, mate, and she's just been married to you, dude.

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I think she's going to be absolutely over the moon with it.

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She might be over the moon with it, were it not for the fact

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it's the one thing she is most terrified he'll do

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with her wedding day.

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Would you be upset if Luke did a spot himself,

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-DJing on your wedding night?

-Yeah.

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On my wedding day, shouting at Luke, nagging at Luke, like I do

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when I'm at home, and he's on the decks constantly, 24/7.

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Just an excuse for Luke to DJ.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, come on, Luke wouldn't do that.

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Oh, no, wait.

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-Am I all right to fire one of these up?

-Course you can, mate.

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He would.

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UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS

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Sounds good, that, doesn't it, mate?

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-Confetti just firing, mate, just at the front.

-Stage dive.

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-Getting everyone bouncing.

-Yeah.

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You just go, "Ellis, this is the start of our new life!"

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The boys have been won over by this massive venue.

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Or more accurately, its massive sound system.

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Now they just need to cut a deal with the management.

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Just play it cool.

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-We love the place, by the way, mate. Love it.

-Thank you.

-Yeah, yeah.

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So how much are we talking?

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-It would be about £1,500.

-Sound!

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-Oh, dear.

-Mate, we want it.

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-Yeah.

-OK, smashing.

-Oh, my lord!

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You want to hug the guy, mate, you want to hug the guy!

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I've never met anyone quite as excited about hiring out this venue.

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I'm not 100% sure I've ever met two people as excited

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about anything as that before.

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When we first walked in though, mate, and we saw that main room,

0:17:020:17:05

I kind of like, a little bit of wee came out, right, yeah?

0:17:050:17:08

We were expecting three to four grand, weren't we?

0:17:080:17:11

What do you think Ellis will think when she turns up

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and sees the O2 Academy?

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When she first initially turns up and gets out of the car...

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..and looks up at it, she's going to have a bit of...

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"What the hell is this?" But, mate, guess what?

0:17:220:17:24

It's always good to bring someone down a little bit before you

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bring them back up again, innit? You know what I mean?

0:17:270:17:29

Everything is going according to plan.

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Only a few days in, it really is everything we wanted,

0:17:320:17:36

I'm really happy.

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So, the lads have secured their dream venue.

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They've booked the huge downstairs room for both the ceremony

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and reception, for £1,500.

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And with the registry office booked for the legal ceremony

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the following day, DJ Luke is sorted.

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It's the middle of week one.

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And Ellis is increasingly worried she might not get her perfect

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church ceremony.

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So she has mustered her army of 15 - that's 15 bridesmaids -

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at the pub for moral support.

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When there's 15 girls in this hideous dress,

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and just be like, "What have we come to?"

0:18:080:18:11

The thing is, I don't think he'd care what you wear either.

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You might not have a white dress.

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I think you're having Air Max and a tracksuit.

0:18:150:18:19

-Air Max and a tracksuit?

-Yeah!

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If I get there and see that him and Afro have took it for a joke,

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decks on, no thought gone into it, "We're doing what we want,

0:18:250:18:28

"what we think will be a good night for me and t'lads,"

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-that's when I'll be upset.

-It is a possibility.

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Just so consumed with worry. I didn't think...

0:18:340:18:37

I never thought it would worry me this much.

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And affect my life how it has been, I can't think about anything else.

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Ellis' bridesmaids have got her worried about just what her groom

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has planned for their big day.

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But Luke is confident he can do whatever he wants,

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as long as he gets one key thing right.

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If the dress does go wrong and we pick the entirely wrong dress,

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that could ruin the whole day.

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It could potentially ruin the wedding.

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He just needs to find a wedding dress Ellis will feel good in

0:19:020:19:06

at a sweaty rave. Simple.

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Can Luke and his fashionista mates avoid it all going a bit Pete Tong?

0:19:080:19:12

I think we want something to show off her figure.

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She likes tits and boobs out every time we go out.

0:19:140:19:16

She's either got her ass out or she's got her legs out,

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she's got something hanging out.

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Is that the sort of pattern you're looking for, or...?

0:19:200:19:23

I don't give a rat's ass about patterns.

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-You want none of this business on it, do you?

-I don't know.

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We need some advice, don't we?

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Probably best.

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In Lincolnshire, and still hoping for a traditional wedding,

0:19:310:19:35

Ellis has brought her mum, aunties Tracey and Sarah

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and bridesmaid Jade to see exactly what she would like

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to wear on her dream wedding day.

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I'm that excited I can't wait, but I'm a bit nervous because

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I don't want to find my one today, because if I do I'll be gutted.

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Cos I know that's not the one I'm going to be getting.

0:19:490:19:52

Nice to meet you.

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I do like lace, I like vintage-y, I quite like full-length sleeves.

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Quite covered up. Usually when I go out, I've got everything out.

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I'm quite body confident.

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-Just get really elegant for the day.

-Elegant and classic, really nice.

0:20:040:20:08

-Well, go and try some on then, yeah?

-Yeah.

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Back in Sheffield, Luke has a simple plan.

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She likes to have a bit of leg on show or boobs hanging out.

0:20:140:20:17

He's convinced the way Ellis glams up for a night out on the town

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is how she'd like to look on her wedding day.

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This is really...

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Right, just for a second, Burger, just for a second,

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try your best to see your lass in that.

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Something along them lines but without all this.

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Without all this.

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OK. If you're wanting it customising,

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that can be done, and then it just scoops straight down into...

0:20:360:20:39

-There you've gone as well.

-That's just for hangers, mate.

0:20:390:20:42

THEY HUM "BRIDAL CHORUS"

0:20:420:20:45

-It's not the one, is it?

-No.

0:20:490:20:52

Oh, God, I didn't think I would be that bothered.

0:20:520:20:55

I thought, as long as it fits, it'll be all right.

0:20:550:20:58

Back with the boys, and true to Luke's vision for his bride-to-be,

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they're looking at a dress to show as much of Ellis off as possible.

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-It's nice, innit?

-It's nice, mate. Yeah, I like that, mate.

0:21:060:21:09

I could definitely see Ellis wearing something like that,

0:21:090:21:12

I think she'd like that.

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I think she'd like it cos legs would be out, chebs would be out.

0:21:130:21:16

Ellis has found a rather more elegant option.

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A vintage full-length lace dress with covered shoulders

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and chebs most definitely in.

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THEY GUSH

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-That is fabulous!

-That's beautiful.

0:21:270:21:30

-Oh, Ellis.

-Look at the train!

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-Oh, look!

-Oh, Ellis, that's the one.

0:21:330:21:35

The addition of a lace bolero jacket completes the sophisticated

0:21:350:21:39

long-sleeved look Ellis has been dreaming of.

0:21:390:21:42

-Oh, I love that, Ellis.

-Fabulous.

0:21:420:21:44

And I still don't think you need a veil. Less is more again, int it?

0:21:440:21:48

You look like Downton Abbey.

0:21:480:21:49

Ellis has found her ideal dress.

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But DJ Luke is spinning a completely different tune.

0:21:510:21:55

He has got his eye on a fishtail number with exposed arms.

0:21:550:21:58

It looks perfect for a church wedding

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but what about a sweaty rave?

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I like it. I just don't know if I'm sold on the top bits.

0:22:030:22:06

I like the dress.

0:22:060:22:08

The decision of whether to keep the lace detail

0:22:080:22:10

at the top of the dress is one Luke daren't get wrong.

0:22:100:22:14

Yeah, it's an awesome dress, innit, mate?

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If only his true love were here to try it on.

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Has your perceptions of me changed, has it?

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THEY LAUGH

0:22:220:22:24

Is this the dress, Burger?

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Yeah, we're all agreed, that's the dress.

0:22:270:22:29

Right, I want to get out of this now.

0:22:290:22:31

-You look fabulous, mate!

-I regretted it as soon as I put it on.

0:22:310:22:34

THEY LAUGH

0:22:340:22:36

Luke bags the dress for £700.

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But, for Ellis, the situation is no laughing matter.

0:22:380:22:42

It's made it all seem real, now.

0:22:420:22:44

The reality that you're actually getting married?

0:22:440:22:47

-No, don't.

-SHE SOBS

0:22:470:22:50

-I do feel a bit sad.

-Why are you sad?

0:22:500:22:53

Because she wants this dress and she can't have it.

0:22:530:22:56

At the end of the day, you're going to marry the man you love, aren't you?

0:22:560:23:00

Now it's serious and it is... Everything is in his hands.

0:23:010:23:05

Everything.

0:23:050:23:07

Luke might not have picked Ellis' dream dress

0:23:080:23:11

but at least he hasn't done anything too crazy.

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When we get married, we want to incorporate some colour into Ellis.

0:23:140:23:18

-You can order coloured veils.

-Stick a colourful veil on her.

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It's the start of week two. With the venue and a dress sorted

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and around £3,000 gone, the financial floodgates are open

0:23:280:23:32

and Luke is ready to get spending.

0:23:320:23:34

First stop, a rave store to stock up on essentials for the party.

0:23:340:23:39

If it glows, we want it!

0:23:390:23:40

POUNDING DANCE MUSIC

0:23:400:23:43

Two musketeers, mate.

0:23:430:23:45

-She's going to love you.

-I feel like, "Sector 12, going in..."

0:23:450:23:47

Ellis might not be getting white doves

0:23:470:23:50

but it looks like her guests might be getting white gloves.

0:23:500:23:53

-See what I'm saying, brah?!

-I love it, mate.

0:23:530:23:56

Next, it's off to check out some vital hardware.

0:23:560:23:59

We've both been suckers for lasers before in us lives, haven't we?

0:23:590:24:02

We both love it, mate. Mate, it's got some great stuff in there, man.

0:24:020:24:06

-I'm thinking we might need two.

-Yes!

0:24:060:24:08

And Luke has a plan to make sure Ellis' wedding night

0:24:080:24:11

goes with a bang.

0:24:110:24:13

Can we see a confetti cannon in action? A safe job is a happy job.

0:24:130:24:17

BOTH: Yes!

0:24:190:24:21

Lucky Ellis(!)

0:24:230:24:24

And Tom's left to hire that one absolute wedding essential...

0:24:260:24:30

Let's get in, mate.

0:24:300:24:31

..a bouncy castle.

0:24:310:24:33

I think people will love it, I think it'll go down really well.

0:24:330:24:36

With all the important stuff out of the way,

0:24:360:24:39

next up is the small matter of the wedding rings.

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And Luke isn't done splashing the cash.

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That one's 995.

0:24:440:24:47

My budget were probably about 800 quid for both rings. £1,990.

0:24:470:24:52

So, Luke blows over twice what he had in his budget -

0:24:520:24:56

almost £2,000 on the rings.

0:24:560:24:58

I don't think he's thinking about the fact he's just spent £2,000.

0:24:580:25:02

I think he'll think about this in a couple of days

0:25:020:25:04

once we realise that we've just lost £2,000.

0:25:040:25:06

Tom's worried about Luke's spending rate, and with good reason.

0:25:060:25:11

Just a few days into week two, he's gone through almost £7,000.

0:25:110:25:15

Meanwhile, Ellis and mum Dee have a whole other concern -

0:25:150:25:20

the bridal footwear - and it's got them in quite a flap.

0:25:200:25:24

My foot would look the size of a penguin's in that.

0:25:240:25:27

Because it's low?

0:25:270:25:28

For me, I've got massive feet, I would look like...

0:25:280:25:32

-Like you've got flippers on.

-Like I'd got flippers on, yeah.

0:25:320:25:35

-So you're hoping for a platform, sparkly...platform...

-Pink heel.

0:25:350:25:41

Pink?

0:25:410:25:42

I think you can forget a pink shoe, duck.

0:25:420:25:45

-Think again, Dee.

-Oh, wow!

-BOTH LAUGH

0:25:450:25:48

The good news is a pink shoe is exactly what Ellis is getting.

0:25:480:25:52

The bad news is, well, everything else.

0:25:520:25:55

But Luke has a cunning plan to make them perfect for Ellis.

0:25:550:25:58

OK, this is going to be a first, then.

0:25:580:26:00

First pair of trainers and they're pink.

0:26:000:26:02

He's found a designer who specialises in customising

0:26:020:26:04

wedding shoes.

0:26:040:26:06

Or trainers.

0:26:060:26:07

In terms of your theme...

0:26:070:26:09

We're going for a rave wedding.

0:26:090:26:11

Really?!

0:26:110:26:13

-OK!

-How would you feel if you got these on your wedding day?

0:26:130:26:17

I probably wouldn't be best pleased!

0:26:170:26:19

So, we will go through some ideas for them that fits your theme.

0:26:190:26:23

While Luke is happily blowing the budget to turn a bright pink trainer

0:26:230:26:26

into a wedding shoe, back in Worksop,

0:26:260:26:29

it turns out it's not just Tom who's worried about his spending.

0:26:290:26:32

It's also starting to prey on Ellis' mind.

0:26:320:26:34

I'm worried about where the budget's gone, do you know what I mean?

0:26:340:26:38

He's useless with money.

0:26:380:26:39

-Do you think they've gone in and gone, "Yeah, we'll have it, sound"?

-Yeah.

0:26:390:26:43

"That's a right good idea for a venue!"

0:26:430:26:44

-They'll get it whatever the price is.

-Whatever cost.

0:26:440:26:46

If that's what they've done, whatever's last on the list,

0:26:460:26:49

-they're going to have no money left for.

-Yeah.

0:26:490:26:51

Forget about what's on the bottom of the list and go,

0:26:510:26:53

"Oh, we've had to compromise that for...

0:26:530:26:56

"For that stupid idea that we thought were right good fun."

0:26:560:26:59

And they'll probably try and convince themselves that I'd think

0:26:590:27:03

-it were a good idea.

-They will, that's what they'll do.

0:27:030:27:05

Do they sell vodka here?

0:27:070:27:08

She might need it when she hears about Luke's next

0:27:080:27:11

budget-busting idea.

0:27:110:27:13

He's back in Sheffield with a genius scheme for the ceremony

0:27:130:27:16

that he hopes Ellis will love.

0:27:160:27:18

It's his big chance to make up for the tough times he's caused.

0:27:180:27:22

Let's just hope it softens the blow of that rave.

0:27:220:27:25

We're meeting a marquee guy to get a marquee put up in there,

0:27:260:27:29

to actually get married in.

0:27:290:27:31

We're basically going to have a venue within another venue.

0:27:310:27:34

She's going to get her little ceremonial thing that she wants.

0:27:340:27:36

Cos she's going to get here,

0:27:360:27:38

instantly write it off as a bad... "Oh, as if we're getting married

0:27:380:27:41

"in the O2 Academy,"

0:27:410:27:42

and she's going to walk into this wonderful marquee.

0:27:420:27:45

She's going to think that's awesome.

0:27:450:27:47

She might do... Whether she thinks it makes any sense

0:27:470:27:50

is a whole other matter.

0:27:500:27:51

-I'm Luke, how are you doing?

-Tom, mate. Nice to meet you, you all good?

0:27:510:27:55

Luke's plan is to erect a marquee on the dance floor,

0:27:550:27:58

creating a temporary venue for the ceremony.

0:27:580:28:00

He'll then whisk Ellis off while the marquee is taken down,

0:28:000:28:03

so she can return to a surprise rave reception.

0:28:030:28:07

Simple, really.

0:28:070:28:08

It is possible to put a marquee in here.

0:28:080:28:10

We need to determine how many guests you've got coming.

0:28:100:28:12

160 guests for the daytime, weren't we?

0:28:120:28:14

It's probably doable, but it'll be tight.

0:28:140:28:16

-You need to use about 80% of this space.

-So how much are we talking?

0:28:160:28:20

As a ballpark fee,

0:28:200:28:21

you're probably looking in the region of £2,000.

0:28:210:28:23

You're the marquee expert. In my head, that seems ridiculous.

0:28:230:28:28

I spent two grand on two rings that are going to last me the rest of my life.

0:28:280:28:32

Ellis is going to be able to walk into a venue without seeing the actual venue, mate,

0:28:320:28:35

and then, boom, it's like the whole venue morphs into the rave, mate. Please tell me you feel it...

0:28:350:28:40

I am feeling it, mate, but two grand, mate, know what I mean?

0:28:400:28:43

-Yeah, but...

-We've got a grand for flowers, a grand for decorations we need.

0:28:430:28:48

We've got no suits. We've got no bridesmaids' dresses.

0:28:480:28:52

Suddenly, it's dawning on Luke that this plan could have

0:28:530:28:55

knock-on effects further down the line. Is this £2,000 that could be

0:28:550:28:59

better spent elsewhere?

0:28:590:29:00

What are you thinking? What's running through your mind?

0:29:000:29:04

We need to figure out whether we can afford to pay two grand for it.

0:29:040:29:08

-Is there any movement?

-That's a lower price we are giving you.

0:29:100:29:13

There's not really much movement in that, to be completely honest,

0:29:130:29:15

given the scale of what we have got to do.

0:29:150:29:18

'I wasn't expecting it to be this much. But this is all about Ellis.'

0:29:180:29:23

I want to prove to her... I've put her through some harsh times

0:29:230:29:26

and I want to prove to her that I can put her

0:29:260:29:28

through the best times of her life. The reason I want to do the wedding

0:29:280:29:31

the way I am was because Ellis loves it when I surprise her.

0:29:310:29:35

She loves a good old surprise.

0:29:350:29:37

We are only going to get one shot at this. Got the money. Why not?

0:29:370:29:40

-Let's do it.

-Let us hope that this £2,000 surprise helps make up for

0:29:400:29:44

the fact Ellis is getting married in a nightclub.

0:29:440:29:47

But will it leave Luke short for the essentials,

0:29:470:29:50

like the 15 bridesmaids' dresses he still needs?

0:29:500:29:53

Luke is halfway through the three weeks and has spent almost £9,000.

0:29:530:29:59

In the midst of trying to organise the hen and stag dos,

0:29:590:30:03

the reality of a budget with a marquee-sized hole in it has set in.

0:30:030:30:07

How much would it be in total for 20 girls?

0:30:070:30:10

Thanks a lot.

0:30:100:30:12

I've looked into getting 20 birds at a spa day, with one treatment each.

0:30:120:30:17

You're talking 800 quid, you know what I mean?

0:30:170:30:20

We haven't really got much room, really, have we, to even question

0:30:200:30:23

what we want to do with them, have we? We don't have much option.

0:30:230:30:26

We're not having a stag do, mate, you know what I mean?

0:30:260:30:29

And with that drop, we can afford to give them a hen do.

0:30:290:30:33

So you are telling me, mate, that you are not going to have a stag do?

0:30:330:30:36

I don't mind taking the fall on this one.

0:30:360:30:39

Right.

0:30:400:30:42

The marquee has been the one that has sent us over the edge, budget-wise.

0:30:420:30:46

Because of that, I'm not even having a stag do.

0:30:460:30:50

I am sacrificing the stag do altogether.

0:30:500:30:52

Getting the marquee might have ended up being a bad idea.

0:30:520:30:56

I would've thought he would definitely have wanted a stag do.

0:30:560:30:59

He would've definitely wanted to have one, right?

0:30:590:31:01

Cos he is a boy. He loves his partying.

0:31:010:31:03

I know that for a start.

0:31:030:31:05

But the pressure of the wedding and the realisation that he has got to

0:31:050:31:09

get it sorted, has really pushed it to the back of his mind

0:31:090:31:12

and made him not really fussed.

0:31:120:31:14

But as a mate, I think he should definitely have a stag do.

0:31:140:31:16

I think he needs it.

0:31:160:31:17

With the stag do looking like a stag don't,

0:31:170:31:20

a few days later, loaded up with cheap booze for the girls,

0:31:200:31:24

Tom heads over to Dee's, to reveal the details of their

0:31:240:31:27

-budget hen do.

-CHEERING

0:31:270:31:30

You have all got 20 bottles of wine to drink.

0:31:300:31:32

CHEERING

0:31:320:31:34

I want you all smashed before you leave here. And this is mandatory.

0:31:340:31:38

You have got to UV your faces up, right. There is going to be...

0:31:380:31:41

At five o'clock, there is going to be six taxis turning up here.

0:31:410:31:45

And when you get there, open this envelope

0:31:450:31:47

and you will find out what is happening.

0:31:470:31:49

SCREAMING

0:31:490:31:51

-Love you, too.

-Let's get smashed!

0:31:510:31:53

-CHEERING

-Let's go.

0:31:530:31:56

"Luke's good."

0:31:560:31:58

Argh!

0:31:590:32:01

Taxi man, where are we going?

0:32:080:32:09

I am obliged not to say.

0:32:090:32:11

Oh, no! My brother used to work at the Laser Quest round the corner

0:32:110:32:14

-from this. We're going there.

-It's there!

0:32:140:32:16

That brow is going to get shaved.

0:32:160:32:18

SHRIEKING

0:32:180:32:20

I'll kill you, Luke!

0:32:220:32:24

-It will be brilliant.

-It will be very funny.

0:32:240:32:26

The girls have had their surprise,

0:32:260:32:28

but Tom also has one in store for Luke.

0:32:280:32:31

CHEERING

0:32:310:32:33

After all, what are friends for?

0:32:350:32:38

Is this the stag do, then?! LAUGHTER

0:32:380:32:41

Burger's here and I want him to have a good night.

0:32:430:32:46

Hopefully, we will get him in all these clothes.

0:32:460:32:49

And it is not long before everyone is drunk and in lipstick.

0:32:490:32:52

I think this smashes Ellis' hen do. Obviously, we want to make sure

0:32:540:32:58

they have a good time, but, as far as I am concerned,

0:32:580:33:01

lads have a better time than lasses, anyway, so...

0:33:010:33:04

CHEERING

0:33:040:33:06

Split yourselves into two teams.

0:33:100:33:12

The winning team will get a prize. Good luck and enjoy.

0:33:120:33:15

CHEERING

0:33:150:33:17

SHE LAUGHS

0:33:170:33:19

We won!

0:33:230:33:25

This is not what I would usually pick, but it has been so much fun.

0:33:260:33:30

Listen! "Ellis and the winning team of Laser Quest will be getting

0:33:300:33:35

"picked up and taken to Sheffield in a party bus."

0:33:350:33:38

CHEERING

0:33:380:33:41

"As for the losing teams and anyone else wanting to join you

0:33:410:33:44

"on your night out, you will have to make your own way there."

0:33:440:33:47

What a bastard.

0:33:470:33:49

You lot are going on the boogie bus, all-singing, all-dancing,

0:33:490:33:52

and we're in t'cheap seats.

0:33:520:33:54

We were all having a really good time and then that's just come up.

0:33:540:33:58

It has thrown a spanner in the works. People are a bit negative.

0:33:580:34:02

"How are we getting there? How are we getting back?"

0:34:020:34:04

'I feel a bit territorial. I feel like I want to protect Luke.'

0:34:040:34:08

That is why I'm upset. I feel...

0:34:080:34:10

I want everyone to have a good time, which I feel we have had.

0:34:200:34:24

But you can't please everyone.

0:34:260:34:28

It is not about everyone, is it?

0:34:300:34:32

It is about me and him and that's it.

0:34:320:34:34

Don't you dare cry, you muppet.

0:34:350:34:38

It is not that I didn't want a stag do, but I wanted to make the day

0:34:420:34:49

as special as I could for Ellis.

0:34:490:34:52

Cos I am sorry for everything that I've put her through.

0:34:540:34:56

In all honesty, my mates tell me, and I know,

0:34:570:35:01

Ellis is way out of my league.

0:35:010:35:04

She is beautiful.

0:35:040:35:06

I sometimes ask myself, "What the hell is she doing with me?"

0:35:060:35:11

She is gorgeous and I can't wait to marry her.

0:35:120:35:15

In the midst of the fallout from their cut-price hen do, and with

0:35:270:35:32

just one week left until the wedding, the boys are facing up

0:35:320:35:35

to the consequences of their over-enthusiastic spending.

0:35:350:35:38

Their biggest headache? Ellis' army of 15 bridesmaids.

0:35:380:35:42

Armed with just £300, the boys head into the unknown waters

0:35:420:35:47

-of bridesmaid dress shopping.

-We are in a position where we have not

0:35:470:35:50

got the money and we have not got the time, so we really just need to

0:35:500:35:54

pull what we can out of the bag.

0:35:540:35:55

We need to actually sort it.

0:35:550:35:57

We need to leave here with at least some dresses!

0:35:570:36:00

I am not looking forward to shopping for dresses at all, mate.

0:36:000:36:04

How would a woman think about this situation?

0:36:040:36:06

Well, for starters,

0:36:060:36:07

a woman probably wouldn't pick the first thing she sees.

0:36:070:36:11

-I think that's all right!

-I do, as well!

0:36:120:36:15

-Sadly, there isn't a woman here.

-I like it.

0:36:150:36:18

Yeah. I feel like we have got an easy card here.

0:36:180:36:21

I feel like we should play it.

0:36:210:36:22

THEY LAUGH

0:36:220:36:24

Incredibly, the boys have picked up all 15 dresses at a bargain price

0:36:250:36:30

of just £11 each.

0:36:300:36:32

That's less than £175 in total.

0:36:320:36:35

It seems their luck is well and truly in the pink.

0:36:350:36:38

The bridesmaids are on their way round now...

0:36:410:36:44

So I am going to...

0:36:440:36:46

..take off the price tag, because I know, if they see that,

0:36:470:36:51

they will hate the dresses.

0:36:510:36:53

Jade is leading an advance party of five of Ellis' bridesmaids

0:36:530:36:57

to collect the dresses, and they do not have particularly high hopes.

0:36:570:37:01

-You can't please 15 girls ever.

-There's 15 girls...

0:37:010:37:03

He'll have just said, "This is what they're getting, like it or lump it."

0:37:030:37:06

It's just the not knowing, ain't it?

0:37:060:37:08

Being in the dark for this long and the wedding's soon

0:37:080:37:10

and we've not heard anything.

0:37:100:37:12

-The dragons are here!

-Hello!

0:37:120:37:15

Smells like a dirty man pit.

0:37:150:37:17

Look at it. When are we getting these dresses?

0:37:170:37:19

It's the moment of truth. Has Luke pulled it out of the bag?

0:37:190:37:23

-GIRLS:

-Oh!

0:37:230:37:25

-They're quite nice!

-Good answer!

0:37:250:37:28

Have I actually got an all right dress?

0:37:280:37:30

-GIRLS:

-Yes!

-Well done, babe. That's not bad!

0:37:300:37:33

I can't believe it, to be honest.

0:37:330:37:35

Just wait until they see how much they were!

0:37:350:37:37

When you find out, girls, it will already be too late!

0:37:370:37:42

Actually all right, aren't they?!

0:37:430:37:46

Ah, ignorance is bliss. The girls are leaving happy, but not as happy

0:37:460:37:51

as Luke is for getting away with his bargain-basement dresses.

0:37:510:37:54

Time to report in to his best man.

0:37:540:37:56

I ripped all the tags off, mate,

0:37:560:37:58

so they do not know how much they cost and they all love them. Ha-ha!

0:37:580:38:01

'They all love them? Yes, mate!'

0:38:010:38:04

It is the day before the wedding and Ellis is finally going to see

0:38:040:38:09

her dress.

0:38:090:38:11

She has brought along bridesmaid Jade, her mum and her aunties.

0:38:110:38:14

Tensions are running high.

0:38:140:38:17

This morning, I feel really sick.

0:38:170:38:19

-I woke up at 6:30.

-Yeah.

0:38:190:38:21

-What if it is wrong?

-Oh, God, please.

0:38:210:38:25

-Hello. Let's have a look at what he chose for you.

-Oh, God.

0:38:250:38:29

I need to sit down! I need to sit down.

0:38:290:38:31

Grab a seat, girls.

0:38:310:38:33

That's it.

0:38:330:38:35

-Right.

-So scared.

0:38:350:38:37

Let's have a look.

0:38:370:38:39

Oh, God. I feel sick.

0:38:410:38:43

Ellis dreamt of a sophisticated lace gown with long sleeves

0:39:100:39:15

to match her dream traditional church wedding,

0:39:150:39:18

but Luke has picked a sleeveless fishtail number.

0:39:180:39:21

Yeah, I like it.

0:39:280:39:29

Oh, I'm crying now... Bless him.

0:39:290:39:32

It's just a right big thing for him to have done.

0:39:330:39:37

Bless him.

0:39:390:39:41

There is a possibility that she will say she likes it

0:39:410:39:43

just because Luke has bought it and she so desperately wants to see him

0:39:430:39:47

and so desperately wants to please him.

0:39:470:39:50

I am worried that she won't be honest about it,

0:39:500:39:53

so I think we have got to be honest about it.

0:39:530:39:55

Here goes...

0:39:550:39:57

Will the dress wow the witches of Worksop?

0:39:570:40:00

Oh, Ellis!

0:40:000:40:02

ALL GASP ALL: Ohhh!!

0:40:020:40:05

-Turn round. Turn round.

-He's done us proud, Luke has!

0:40:070:40:10

ALL: Ohhh!

0:40:100:40:12

Look at that back!

0:40:120:40:14

-He knows you.

-Yeah, he does.

0:40:140:40:16

He knows you, babe.

0:40:160:40:17

-It's gorgeous.

-Good old Luke, eh?

0:40:170:40:19

Oh, I'm excited for tomorrow now!

0:40:190:40:22

LAUGHTER

0:40:220:40:24

-He absolutely got the biggest tick in that box.

-Yeah.

0:40:240:40:28

I love it.

0:40:280:40:30

-I love it.

-Yeah?

0:40:300:40:31

-Yeah.

-Proud of him?

-Yeah.

0:40:310:40:33

Very proud, very proud.

0:40:330:40:35

We have got something to celebrate, I think, now, definitely.

0:40:350:40:38

-Yep.

-Cheers, Ellis.

0:40:380:40:40

-To Luke and the dress.

-Yeah, here's to Luke and the dress.

0:40:400:40:44

What about a veil?

0:40:440:40:46

-Are you allowed a veil?

-Yeah.

0:40:460:40:48

ALL GASP Oh, veil!

0:40:480:40:51

-Go and get them. I'm excited.

-I wouldn't have thought Lukey

0:40:510:40:55

-would have thought about a veil.

-I hope it matches.

0:40:550:40:57

No way!

0:40:580:41:00

-No way! That's

-BLEEP

-horrible!

0:41:000:41:03

-He's done so well with the dress and then done a great big

-BLEEP

-on it.

0:41:030:41:07

That is awful! It's awful.

0:41:070:41:11

-Are you having us on?

-I'm not.

0:41:110:41:13

-The money he has spent on that dress is wasted now, cos it looks a

-BLEEP.

0:41:130:41:19

Don't hold back, Dee.

0:41:190:41:20

Say what you really think(!)

0:41:200:41:22

-She's getting upset now.

-No, don't get upset.

0:41:240:41:27

You are all being horrible.

0:41:270:41:28

-We are not being horrible, we're being honest.

-You are.

0:41:280:41:30

You look and tell me that looks nice.

0:41:300:41:33

It might not look nice, but there is obviously a point to it.

0:41:330:41:35

It's fun.

0:41:350:41:36

I don't see you laughing.

0:41:360:41:38

But he has dropped a big bollock with that veil.

0:41:390:41:43

Why bother with the gown - the traditional, beautiful gown -

0:41:430:41:48

-why bother, to stick that on your

-BLEEP

-head?

0:41:480:41:52

So Dee is clearly livid, but Ellis is adamant

0:41:520:41:54

she will go with Luke's plan and wear the veil.

0:41:540:41:57

Over in Sheffield, our groom is oblivious to the unfolding drama,

0:41:580:42:02

although it is a wonder he didn't spot the air turning blue

0:42:020:42:06

for miles around. Still, the wedding is coming together.

0:42:060:42:09

Let us just hope it makes up for the pink.

0:42:090:42:13

It has been stressful. It has been stressful, the last few weeks.

0:42:130:42:16

It has been... It has all been talk, really,

0:42:160:42:18

and now we can actually do stuff, it is what we have all been waiting for.

0:42:180:42:22

As Luke and his team of helpers get busy preparing the venue,

0:42:220:42:26

back in Worksop there's a new set of stresses to deal with.

0:42:260:42:29

Smells of disaster....

0:42:290:42:31

..the whole thing.

0:42:330:42:35

Ellis has been told what time she'll be picked up tomorrow.

0:42:350:42:38

But no-one else in the bridal party knows what's going on.

0:42:380:42:41

I'm right stressed. I've got 15 bridesmaids to organise.

0:42:410:42:45

The fact that they need to know,

0:42:450:42:48

my guests need to know where t'location is

0:42:480:42:51

and a bit more specifics on times and...

0:42:510:42:54

I think in his mind as long as I'm there on time and I'm sorted,

0:42:540:42:57

he's not really bothered.

0:42:570:42:58

The not knowing, on the eve of the wedding,

0:42:580:43:01

is all getting a bit much, and mum Dee has decided to

0:43:010:43:04

take matters into her own hands and call the man himself.

0:43:040:43:08

I need to know - am I part of the bridal party

0:43:080:43:11

or have I got to make my own way there?

0:43:110:43:13

I've only arranged transport for Ellis.

0:43:130:43:16

You are joking?

0:43:160:43:18

-You're supposed to sort a

-BLEEP

-bus or taxis or summat.

0:43:180:43:22

Money is gone, money is gone on the wedding day.

0:43:220:43:26

Burger!

0:43:260:43:28

There's a train station down t'road.

0:43:280:43:30

Burger! They can't go on friggin' train.

0:43:300:43:33

-Burger, this is

-BLEEP.

0:43:340:43:36

-This is absolute

-BLEEP.

0:43:360:43:38

I-I don't... Dee, I...

0:43:380:43:40

It's not good enough.

0:43:400:43:41

God Almighty, I just hope you pull this off, Burgs,

0:43:430:43:45

because I'm really knocked out if you haven't.

0:43:450:43:48

I'm sorry.

0:43:480:43:49

It don't bode well for tomorrow.

0:43:500:43:52

I just...

0:43:530:43:55

I'm more scared now than I've been all t'way through.

0:43:560:44:00

It's the morning of the wedding. After the dramas of yesterday,

0:44:010:44:05

calm has descended, and Ellis, along with her mum, auntie Tracey

0:44:050:44:09

and dad Leigh, are feeling cautiously optimistic.

0:44:090:44:12

Do you know, there's two magpies in t'garden.

0:44:120:44:15

Two for joy.

0:44:150:44:17

I'm starting to think it might be in a church.

0:44:170:44:19

I think there's a distinct possibility it might be in a church.

0:44:190:44:22

The problem with optimism is, it's sometimes misplaced.

0:44:220:44:26

I think it's more the dress, because it's traditional.

0:44:260:44:29

Still don't know what I'm having on me feet either.

0:44:290:44:32

Well, she's about to find out -

0:44:320:44:33

one of Luke's friends has arrived bearing a mystery box.

0:44:330:44:37

-Mum!

-Aaaaahh!

0:44:380:44:40

I knew it. Oh, my God!

0:44:400:44:43

It just gets more and more bizarre, dunnit?

0:44:430:44:46

"So you can get to me quicker through the day, you sexy thing."

0:44:460:44:49

Jesus...

0:44:490:44:50

They're so cool, they've got the date on and everything.

0:44:500:44:54

(They don't go with that dress.)

0:44:540:44:56

I'm excited, right excited.

0:44:570:45:00

Everyone seems more calm today - yesterday it were awful,

0:45:000:45:04

we had the most stressful day yesterday.

0:45:040:45:06

Ellis' day of surprises is just getting started.

0:45:060:45:09

Thank God!

0:45:090:45:10

To her amazement, Luke's even arranged a hairdresser,

0:45:100:45:13

but things are about to take a different tone.

0:45:130:45:16

What do you mean, colour? Have you heard that, Mum?

0:45:160:45:20

I've lost the church feeling now.

0:45:200:45:22

You need to grow a pair, Ellis, don't let him walk all over you,

0:45:220:45:25

-it's your wedding day.

-What are you on about, "Walk all over me"?!

0:45:250:45:29

Well, you know what I'm saying.

0:45:290:45:31

-Let's do it, yes.

-She's got to have stupid colours in her hair.

0:45:320:45:36

What's that all about? It's dictating.

0:45:360:45:39

I hope this is not what he thinks he's going to do

0:45:390:45:41

when he's married to her.

0:45:410:45:43

Oh, my God!

0:45:440:45:47

It's absolute neon pink.

0:45:470:45:50

-I'm off my

-BLEEP

-head, aren't I?

0:45:500:45:52

You are, for allowing this to happen!

0:45:520:45:55

You'll freak!

0:45:550:45:57

Dee may not be impressed, but over in Sheffield her future

0:45:570:46:00

son-in-law is happily oblivious to the distress he's causing her.

0:46:000:46:04

Honestly, it's still not hitting me yet. I've got so much...

0:46:050:46:10

I've got stuff of mine, I need to get in there and sort stuff out.

0:46:100:46:14

The marquee guys are here, all my guys are here.

0:46:140:46:17

It's been stressful but it still doesn't feel like my wedding day,

0:46:170:46:20

I don't think it's going to hit until I see Ellis walking down the aisle.

0:46:200:46:23

Walking down the aisle with her army of 15 bridesmaids.

0:46:230:46:26

But will Luke's £11 bargain-basement dresses pass the Ellis test?

0:46:260:46:31

Surprise!

0:46:310:46:33

Oh, my God!

0:46:330:46:35

ALL: Aw!

0:46:360:46:37

You look so nice!

0:46:370:46:39

Honestly, you all look so nice.

0:46:390:46:41

Result!

0:46:410:46:43

Time for Ellis to show off her slightly more expensive dress...

0:46:430:46:47

and at least one of the bridal party is already getting emotional.

0:46:470:46:51

Her dad.

0:46:510:46:52

I'm father of the bride, I can do what I want.

0:46:520:46:56

Aw, bless him.

0:46:560:46:57

Oh, he's gone.

0:46:580:47:00

Aw, he's gone again.

0:47:010:47:03

It's lovely, that dress is gorgeous.

0:47:030:47:05

Can see why I get the pink now.

0:47:050:47:07

CHILDREN GIGGLE

0:47:070:47:09

You're like a great babby!

0:47:090:47:12

Her dad might be a sobbing mess,

0:47:120:47:14

but Ellis is taking everything in her stride.

0:47:140:47:18

She's taken everything really really well.

0:47:180:47:20

I think there will be a limit to it

0:47:200:47:22

if she has to do anything really crazy before the wedding.

0:47:220:47:24

No need to panic. All Ellis has to do now is wait for her transport

0:47:240:47:28

to arrive and, come on, just how crazy could that be?!

0:47:280:47:31

Oh...

0:47:320:47:34

PEOPLE EXCLAIM

0:47:340:47:36

Wow! Oh, my God!

0:47:360:47:40

That is awesome!

0:47:400:47:41

# Firestarter... #

0:47:410:47:44

That's a diamond, in't it, that?

0:47:440:47:47

What if it starts pissing it down?

0:47:470:47:48

Ellis, it's not like Luke would have sent an open-topped fire engine

0:47:480:47:52

without first checking the weather forecast.

0:47:520:47:55

This is awesome.

0:47:550:47:56

That has certainly impressed me.

0:47:560:47:58

Absolutely 100%, that has impressed me.

0:47:580:48:01

Dee is finally impressed with something that Luke's done.

0:48:010:48:04

So it should be plain sailing from here on in.

0:48:040:48:07

20 miles away in Sheffield, as the first guests arrive at

0:48:070:48:12

the venue, rather ominously, it's starting to rain, but Luke

0:48:120:48:15

isn't letting a little thing like drizzle dampen his spirits.

0:48:150:48:19

Obviously, I feel a bit bad for Ellis,

0:48:190:48:21

but I'd have got in it no matter what.

0:48:210:48:25

So I'm hoping Ellis has the same attitude as me.

0:48:250:48:28

Well, she got in it...

0:48:280:48:31

It's what happened since she got in it that's the problem.

0:48:310:48:36

Looks like it's broke down. Oh, God, it's smoking.

0:48:360:48:40

30 seconds away from home and it's smoking like an absolute bitch.

0:48:400:48:44

You couldn't write it, you couldn't write it, absolute sod's law.

0:48:490:48:53

It's raining an' all.

0:48:530:48:55

It's raining.

0:48:570:48:58

Two ticks.

0:48:580:49:00

You'll get to the church on time.

0:49:000:49:01

Church, nightclub, whatever.

0:49:010:49:04

But as the final guests arrive in Sheffield,

0:49:040:49:07

even Luke's harshest critics seem impressed.

0:49:070:49:09

Absolutely beautiful. Not what we expected. At all.

0:49:090:49:14

If it were a rave, I would have smashed his face in.

0:49:140:49:16

But don't you think there's still time?

0:49:160:49:19

There is still time.

0:49:190:49:20

-Either for a rave or to get his face smashed in.

-Both.

0:49:200:49:23

Form an orderly queue, ladies. Ellis may want to be first in line.

0:49:230:49:27

Still 40 minutes away, the good news is she's on the move.

0:49:270:49:31

The bad news is that the heavens have opened

0:49:310:49:34

and they still have no idea where they're headed.

0:49:340:49:36

Absolutely freezing.

0:49:360:49:38

My dress is getting piss-wet-through,

0:49:390:49:42

my flowers are getting ruined.

0:49:420:49:43

-He's an idiot.

-But at least he's a dry, warm idiot.

0:49:450:49:50

And one completely unaware of the impending arrival

0:49:500:49:52

of his increasingly angry bride-to-be.

0:49:520:49:56

I wanted to feel nice when I walked down t'aisle,

0:49:560:49:58

and I don't think I'm going to.

0:49:580:50:00

Finally, a decidedly wet and miserable Ellis

0:50:000:50:03

arrives at the Academy.

0:50:030:50:05

Can't believe it's here, I've never even been in here.

0:50:050:50:07

So, yeah, I'm getting married in a dirty nightclub,

0:50:070:50:10

covered in oil and rain.

0:50:100:50:13

Doesn't match up very well at the minute, at all,

0:50:130:50:15

to my image of my wedding day.

0:50:150:50:17

I drove all the way from Worksop to Sheffield in the rain!

0:50:170:50:21

We're in a nightclub. That was my biggest fear.

0:50:210:50:24

-If it's got sticky carpets and

-BLEEP

-toilets...

0:50:240:50:29

I may flip. There's a chance I'll flip.

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It's the moment of truth for a very bedraggled bride.

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And after three long weeks of waiting, will the surprise of

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the marquee and seeing Luke for the first time make it all worthwhile?

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This is it.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And the marquee isn't the only surprise.

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The person carrying out the blessing has a very familiar face.

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-Good afternoon, everyone.

-And hairdo.

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We're all here today to celebrate

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and witness the marriage of Luke and Ellis.

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Luke is the most chilled-out person I have ever come across in my life.

0:51:200:51:24

You're a great friend, Burger,

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and I know without a doubt you'll make an absolutely amazing husband.

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Be good to Ellis and she'll be good to you.

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Luke Stewart Reid, do you take Ellis Elizabeth Armstrong

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to be your wedded wife for as long as you both shall live?

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I do, aye.

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CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

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Do you take Luke Stewart Reid to be your wedded husband

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for as long as you shall live?

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I do.

0:51:530:51:54

Now for the part we've all been waiting for...

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Bear in mind while I get the rings...

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Have you got the rings?

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I ain't got them.

0:52:020:52:03

LAUGHTER

0:52:030:52:05

-My gran's got 'em.

-Are you two kidding me?

0:52:050:52:08

You brought them for safekeeping and then...

0:52:080:52:11

We gave 'em you.

0:52:110:52:12

I thought you... I'd got to give them back.

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LAUGHTER

0:52:140:52:16

Psych!

0:52:160:52:18

Congratulations. It's been a long three weeks - you may kiss the bride.

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CHEERING

0:52:280:52:30

Aw, I'm happy now.

0:52:340:52:36

Got Luke back.

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It feels like I've not seen you in months.

0:52:380:52:41

-Do you feel happy?

-Yeah.

0:52:410:52:43

It's been right good.

0:52:430:52:45

Ellis is finally reunited with Luke.

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But before she can really get her hands on him,

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one way or another there's work to be done.

0:52:490:52:53

The mission is now, now she's had her, "Oh, this is me nice wedding,"

0:52:530:52:56

now it's a case of us turning this place into a goddamn rave.

0:52:560:53:01

Getting the glowsticks snapped, getting people UV'd up

0:53:010:53:04

and start bouncing.

0:53:040:53:06

The marquee is dropped and the huge room transformed

0:53:060:53:09

for the rave reception.

0:53:090:53:10

While Ellis waits, the bridal party is allowed in for a sneak preview.

0:53:100:53:15

CHEERING

0:53:150:53:18

It's definitely a lot better than I thought it were going to be.

0:53:190:53:23

It's going to be such a good night, I can't wait.

0:53:230:53:25

I'm going to get in that thing over there.

0:53:250:53:27

It's fab, Ellis will love it. She'll absolutely love it.

0:53:280:53:33

Well, let's find out. For the second time today,

0:53:330:53:36

Ellis is walking into the same venue with no idea what's in store.

0:53:360:53:41

It's time to discover what all the secrecy has been about.

0:53:410:53:45

Finally!

0:53:540:53:56

CHEERING

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MUSIC: Only Love by Ben Howard

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All t'issues we had last year, splitting up

0:54:080:54:12

and getting back together and troubles we had...

0:54:120:54:16

You felt like you've got something to make up for, didn't you?

0:54:160:54:19

I had a point to prove.

0:54:190:54:20

He's done that. You've done that. He has done that.

0:54:200:54:23

Just want to keep loving each other no matter what, yeah?

0:54:250:54:28

-You've got me for ever.

-All right.

0:54:280:54:31

You've done good, kid. I'm saying it.

0:54:330:54:35

-I've not even got all my tricks out yet, either.

-Oh, God, please.

0:54:350:54:38

I've got a few more up my sleeve.

0:54:380:54:40

I love a good rave and when I hear the music

0:54:400:54:42

I feel it inside my veins, I feel it all over my body, right.

0:54:420:54:46

There's people here that haven't been tweaked.

0:54:460:54:49

That door hasn't been quite opened yet, right?

0:54:490:54:51

So I'm hoping that everyone, the aunties, the uncles,

0:54:510:54:55

the grannies, everyone like that are hopefully going to go,

0:54:550:54:59

-"What the

-BLEEP?"

0:54:590:55:00

And they're going to get into it themselves.

0:55:000:55:03

I can't stress this enough, Burger's set, it's his wedding day.

0:55:030:55:07

I want you all bouncing!

0:55:070:55:09

RAVE MUSIC PLAYS

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Best part of today was obviously bagging the woman of my dreams

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for the rest of my life, and also I did love my set.

0:55:150:55:18

We saved all the confetti cannons, all the LED foam batons,

0:55:180:55:22

all the glowsticks.

0:55:220:55:23

I don't think this is the party to end all parties.

0:55:230:55:26

As much as I might moan about it and think I'm trying to grow up a bit,

0:55:260:55:30

I do love a good party.

0:55:300:55:31

You are a party animal, but you're just more sensible than I am.

0:55:310:55:34

-You can still stoop down to my level.

-Let's meet in t'middle.

0:55:340:55:37

All right.

0:55:370:55:39

-Next time...

-CORK POPS

0:55:420:55:44

-OK...

-Camping-mad Rich...

0:55:440:55:46

-Yay!

-..plans an ambitious "great outdoors" wedding...

0:55:460:55:49

-This is lovely up here.

-..for his home-loving bride-to-be Jody.

0:55:490:55:52

Is Daddy going to do it all wrong?!

0:55:520:55:54

Has he left himself a mountain to climb?

0:55:540:55:57

That's the point up there where I want to get married.

0:55:570:55:59

Or will his wedding hit the rocks?

0:55:590:56:02

She's not going to get ready with her wedding dress

0:56:020:56:04

in a fricking tent, Richard.

0:56:040:56:06

Can today get any worse?

0:56:060:56:07

I can't do this any more. GLASS SMASHES

0:56:070:56:10

I just want to go home, man. I've had enough.

0:56:100:56:12

RAVE MUSIC PLAYS

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