Jody & Richard Don't Tell the Bride


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-From the depths of the Earth...

-Oh, God...

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-..to the crests of the mountains...

-My legs have gone weird.

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..these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.

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GUNSHOT

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£12,000...

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LAUGHTER

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..and just three weeks...

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I love that girl. I love her.

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..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.

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Oh, my God. What has he done?

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He just took my dress.

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These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...

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Oh, no.

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..but have no say in their big day.

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Is it all just going to be last-minute and just...rubbish?

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Oh, I hate it. I need to get out of it.

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Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...

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I love her, but she's a bitch when she's like this.

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..vanquish dragons...

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ALL: Oh...!

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Do as your future mother-in-law tells you.

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..and conquer all before them?

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SCREAMING

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Get out of my pub!

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Or will they be...

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SCREAMING

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..defeated?

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I'm not doing it.

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-Tonight...

-CORK POPS

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Oh, Kane...!

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..camping-mad Rich

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plans an ambitious great outdoors wedding...

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Blinding.

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..for his home-loving bride-to-be Jody...

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Is Daddy going to do it all wrong?

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..while she longs for a local, more traditional affair.

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This would be how I'd do it. It's just...quaint.

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As Rich and his sceptical best man...

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-Don't you feel good, though, that you've actually climbed it?

-No.

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..try to deliver on Jody's high hopes...

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I really want to get married here.

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..has he left himself a mountain to climb?

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That's the point, up there, where I want to get married.

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Or will his wedding hit the rocks?

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She's not going to get ready with her wedding dress

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in a fricking tent, Richard.

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Can today get any worse?

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Rich, it will not happen.

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I can't do this any more.

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CRASHING

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I just want to go home, man. I've had enough.

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27-year-old Rich and 27-year-old Jody

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met six years ago in a nightclub in Kent,

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where Jody was performing.

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We met in Maidstone in a bar.

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I was dressed as a devil - I was working, I was on stilts.

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I saw Rich - I saw, like, these big arms...

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I was bigger back then.

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SHE LAUGHS

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..and I was like, "Oh, yeah."

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And...yeah, just put my bum in Richard's face, really.

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That's what made me think I must get your number, actually.

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THEY LAUGH

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Yes, Jody's devil costume made Rich all horny.

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Fast forward to last year,

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and the little devils moved in together.

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We live in Queenborough, on the Isle of Sheppey.

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It's obviously me and Jode, Polly, our six-month-old daughter,

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and my best friend Ted.

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You are obsessed with your cat.

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-I'm not obsessed...

-It's a bit embarrassing, actually.

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Not... He's my friend. I have to entertain him.

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But Ted the cat isn't the only thing that gets Rich purring.

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I absolutely love the outdoors.

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I really, really long to just be outdoors.

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I love nature, I love being with the animals,

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I love being outside. I love camping.

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It's really simple. I enjoy it.

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While Rich craves the outdoor life,

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Jody is much more at home...at home,

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staying in with daughter Polly.

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My idea of an ideal Saturday night would be onesie on, film, food,

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and falling asleep on the sofa.

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But when Jody is not being a stay-at-home mum,

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..she still likes to show off that fiery side.

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I also work for an entertainment agency,

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doing stilt walking, fire breathing...

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When I tell people I'm a performer,

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they're like, "Oh, wow, that is so cool."

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I'm like, "Yeah, actually, it is pretty cool."

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SHE LAUGHS

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RICH COOS

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Back at home, Jody's approach to life is a bit more risk-free.

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Actually, it's completely risk-free.

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I think I run the house.

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Money, financially, what we do, when we do it...

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I just can't be bothered with all that side of things.

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Obviously, Rich has an input,

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But it doesn't necessarily mean I listen to it.

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She likes to have a track of everything that gets spent.

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She keeps her little diary and her little journals all together.

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It's her little thing. Leave her to it -

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I'll just go with it.

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-How much was it?

-Can't remember. Just put 40.

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Oh!

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If I left the finances up to Rich,

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and I give him all his cards and all his money back,

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we wouldn't have a house.

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We'd end up getting evicted, cos no bills would get paid.

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But it hasn't always been plain sailing.

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When Jody and I first got together,

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it worked quite well for two years, give or take.

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But we weren't ready for a real serious relationship,

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being that young.

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So, yeah, we did separate for about 18 months.

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It was quite amicable.

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Even though we were both upset about it, we knew that,

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you know, we'd just go off and do our own thing.

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But I was still upset.

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It was a tough time, and Rich needed space to think,

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so he turned to his other true love -

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the great outdoors.

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I just took myself away

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and I went for a good, long hike up to Mount Snowdon.

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Uh...just had some thinking time on my own

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and just realised what I want,

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and I wasn't really going to stop until I got what I wanted.

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And what Rich wanted was to be with Jody for the rest of his life.

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From the moment we got back together,

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we knew that this was it.

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It was proposal, cat, baby, and now wedding.

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SHE LAUGHS

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And it is this final piece of the puzzle

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that means the most to Jody and her family.

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Every girl has pictured an elegant, classy wedding.

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He knows I want traditional

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but he is not a traditional kind of guy.

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My family have never been at a wedding together,

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so this would be the first wedding in the family since my mum and dad,

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and I just hope Rich lives up to the expectations.

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Jody may long for a romantic, traditional wedding

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surrounded by her family,

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but Richard's planning something a little more adventurous.

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I love the outdoors, and I want to incorporate that into my wedding.

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Um...and I obviously want to Jody to appreciate the fact

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that I love the outdoors so much.

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Also, where we're going to have the wedding, it means a lot to me.

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It's got a lot of sentimental value to me

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and my relationship with Jody.

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I think when a bride puts on her wedding dress,

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it's clean, it's immaculate, it's white.

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She doesn't want that to change, so whether...

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Wherever you go for your ceremony and your reception,

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it has to be clean.

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Like, I don't want to walk on mud. I've got a clean, white dress on.

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The idea for my wedding is to actually get married

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on the top of Mount Snowdon.

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So Rich hopes to wow his home-loving bride-to-be

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at the place where he realised he couldn't live without her -

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up a mountain 300 miles away, on top of Mount Snowdon.

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SHE SIGHS

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The main thing that would upset me about my wedding day

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would be if it's far away and if it's outside.

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That would just be, like...

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That would just be the worst.

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It could go quite wrong. I'm worried.

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The time has come for Jody and Rich to say goodbye.

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What are you going to miss the most?

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Polly and you. I'm going to cry.

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SHE LAUGHS

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SHE LAUGHS

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Bye...

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The next time they will see each other

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will be in three weeks, on their wedding day.

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-Bye, sweetie.

-I love you.

-I love you.

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Don't cry.

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SHE LAUGHS

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HORN HONKS

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Bye-bye, Daddy.

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It's been quite surreal, up till now.

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All the emotions have kind of...kicked in.

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Yeah, I'm going to really miss them all.

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I'm just scared because the next time I see them,

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it's going to be, like...we're going to be getting married

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and it is going to be on top of a fricking mountain.

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Whose stupid idea was this?

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While Jody stays at home

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to look after Polly, their daughter, and Ted the cat,

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Rich is moving in with his best man Kane.

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-All right, boy?

-What's going on? You all right?

-Yeah, good, you?

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-I was expecting you to be in tears.

-No, it wasn't that bad.

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-What about Teddy?

-Oh, wow...

-Getting emotional over your cat.

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-Come on, man.

-What, the cat?

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No, all of them. It's my family, ain't it? Come on.

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-I'm your family now, for the next three weeks.

-High five!

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What ideas have you got, then? What plans have you got?

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Me and you are going on a bit of a road trip, boy.

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We're going to Wales.

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-You've always said you'd get me down there.

-Yeah. Yeah.

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-I'm going to get you all there, now.

-No way. Oh, no.

-Yeah.

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I've got my passport ready, don't worry.

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Do we need it? No, you don't, do you?

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No, you idiot! THEY LAUGH

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-Don't need it for Wales.

-On a serious one,

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there is going to be a hell of a lot of walking involved in all of this.

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Like, you really will enjoy it.

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-Yeah, but - all that scenery and...fields.

-What's not to like?

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Animals...

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It ain't that bad. It's a nice, brisk walk.

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I don't like walking over the road to the shop.

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You are one lazy mother.

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So Rich is struggling to convince even his own best man

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about his mountaintop wedding plan.

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I'm not outdoorsy at all. I hate it.

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So hopefully it won't affect our friendship too much!

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Meanwhile, down the road, two of Jody's bridesmaids,

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Claire and Hannah, along with close friend Lisa,

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are paying a visit.

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It doesn't seem real.

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I think it'll hit you tonight when you go to bed by yourself.

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It's going to sink in when I do something with my day

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and I can't ring him and be like, "Rich, I did this."

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Like, that's when it's going to sink in.

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Will it be about him or will he think about what you would want?

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Oh, I think he's going to try and keep me in mind,

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but then I also think...

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"No, I'm planning this wedding, I'll do it my way."

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Is Daddy going to do it all wrong? Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

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-I don't think he realises how much he's got to do.

-No.

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I couldn't plan a wedding in three weeks,

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-let alone Rich planning a wedding in three weeks.

-Bless him.

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So the bridesmaids have no faith in Rich whatsoever.

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Time to start the 300-mile drive to North Wales with his best man,

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who doesn't have much faith in him either.

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-Let's get out of here.

-Let's go.

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Wales, here we come.

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Wales isn't going to know what's hit it.

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THEY LAUGH

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-Long road trip, innit?

-Oh, yeah.

-Six hours.

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What's the time now? 1.20. So were 20 minutes late.

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Hm...it's not the end of the world.

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300 miles later, and with no idea

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if a mountain wedding is even possible,

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the boys arrive at their home for the night -

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the car park at the foot of Mount Snowdon.

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Oh...wow.

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You told me it was supposed to take six hours to get here.

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Just want to get my nut down, I'm knackered.

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-Night, boy. Love you.

-Night, son. Love you, too.

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-Did you sleep?

-I was gone, mate.

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-You lucky git.

-Yet, I feel quite good, actually.

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I got a stiff neck, I think. It hurts a little bit.

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I've got something else that's stiff.

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KANE LAUGHS

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Right, we need to get up and get dressed, because I am cold.

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After a few hours of uncomfortable sleep, the boys are up early.

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Rich has planned a four-mile hike to the top of Mount Snowdon,

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where he's hoping to find the perfect ceremony spot

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and, at the same time,

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convince his best man about his idea,

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though that may prove an uphill struggle.

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I can't really see the appeal of the scenery and that at the moment.

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Rocks to me.

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Just...rocks.

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I absolutely love it here.

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I definitely feel like I'm in my element.

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This is perfect. This is my favourite spot, definitely.

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I'm really looking forward to the day.

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-Happy?

-Mm...

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The boys set off along the route -

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a route that guests will have to hike on the wedding day.

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Look at how beautiful this is, eh?

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That's the point, right up there, where I want to get married.

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We'll be there in about 12 hours, if you get your act together.

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You know what they could do with on there?

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-A stairlift.

-Escalators, yes.

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Feels like we aren't getting any closer. That is steep.

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-This the steep bit you talked about?

-Yes.

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-Once we get past that, it's all right?

-No.

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You just can't do that, Rich.

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We've kind of got to, mate. It's the way up.

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Four hours later, with the mountain well and truly climbed,

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Rich is banking on swaying his sceptical sidekick

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with the breathtaking views.

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Trouble is...there aren't any.

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-Don't you feel good, though, that you've actually climbed it?

-No.

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I...

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I would appreciate it more if I could see anything.

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Well, look, imagine how good it will be, right,

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if we can just get everyone up here, have the ceremony in the caff, right?

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And then Jode comes in on a helicopter or something...

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If we can get a helicopter, mate...

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Where does it land?

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I don't know, we'll find out.

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But it's getting everyone here - like...

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There's got to be another way up. There won't be a wedding if you're walking up here.

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-No.

-Is that a station?

-Yeah, that's a station,

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but there's snowdrifts up against the tracks.

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Ruling out a four-hour hike for the guests,

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-they consider another option.

-Come on.

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The Snowdon Mountain Railway -

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but so far, there's no sign of an actual train.

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I haven't actually seen the train today, at all.

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If the train is not actually running, then...

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There's probably not actually going to be a wedding on Snowdon, is there?

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-Enjoy that today, mate?

-No, not really...

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Convinced only the railway will keep the wedding on track,

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the boys head back to find out if the train can take the wedding party

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up the mountain on the big day.

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-Hi, you all right?

-You OK?

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I need about 60 guests to get up to the summit.

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-What date are you hoping to do that?

-The 17th of this month.

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We won't be reaching the summit until the end of the month.

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Can... Is there not...? I mean...

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If the money was a little bit better, is it possible to actually do this?

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It would be impossible - for that date, for the 17th,

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it would literally be impossible.

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-Oh...

-Let's go home, then.

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I mean, we can take you to Clogwyn, which is a three-quarter distance.

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It has, like, an open plateau there. There's no building or facilities.

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I'm happy with that, actually. I mean, I know it's not the summit,

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but if the summit is not actually an option, do you think

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we can maybe book a train so that we can go and have a look?

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That's no problem.

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With Rich's Snowdon wedding hanging on a cliff edge...

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-Are you ready to board?

-Yeah.

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..the boys head back up the mountain to check out plan B - Clogwyn,

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a patch of land three-quarters of the way up the mountain.

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So, what we could do, we could certainly have ribbons

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on the front, like limousines do.

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-Really?

-Like a V-shape on that big window.

-You can do that?

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Yes, we can do that.

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It's all pulling together now, yes.

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As Rich makes tracks to see his last chance

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of getting married on Snowdon,

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bride-to-be Jodie has come to see her dream venue -

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300 miles away in the sunny Kent countryside.

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She's with her bridesmaids to visit Preston Court,

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a unique wedding venue,

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set within the grounds of a secluded private estate.

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Oh, look at that. Oh, it's so pretty.

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I really want to get married here.

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-I'm going to cry. I really want this place.

-It's stunning.

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It really is lovely.

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Imagine it - me and Rich here, and you guys lined up here,

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and the ushers, and then we can have guests over there.

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That view is just amazing.

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Back on Snowdon, the boys arrive at Clogwyn -

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a cold, wet patch of land 779 metres above sea level,

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with no facilities whatsoever.

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Still, it does have some stunning views.

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When you can see them.

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-Blinding.

-Welcome to Clogwyn.

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With the awful conditions and complete absence of anything

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you might need for a wedding, this must be a real let-down, right?

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-This is lovely.

-That view would be wicked up here.

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-It would be, wouldn't it?

-I reckon everyone would love it up here.

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-That would be lovely for photos as well, wouldn't it?

-Yeah.

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You know what, mate? It's coming together.

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I just hope the weather is not like this.

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Shall we continue this chat back in the train? I can't see a thing.

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Yes. I'm cold now, as well, and wet.

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Cheers. Thank you very much.

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-That's better.

-Can't see a thing.

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So, maximum price, not going to be more than £2,500, is it?

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-Yes, maximum price.

-That's perfect, then.

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-Thank you so much.

-OK, pleasure.

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For a maximum of £2,500,

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Rich books the location for his mountain wedding ceremony

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and a train to help his guests get to it.

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The price was so cheap. I thought it was going to be, like, triple that.

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So... Yes, I'm well happy.

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And to make the marriage official,

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he spends another £120 on a registry office.

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Back in Kent, Jody has found the perfect place

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for her wedding reception

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in the estate's 17th-century Kentish barn.

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It's so pretty!

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I could totally picture myself getting married here.

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The little tea lights and the flowers...

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Do you know what? If I was doing this,

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this would be how I would do it - like, bang on, with the teacups

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and the little cake stands.

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I think a barn is just, like, the perfect venue,

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cos it's just...it's just quaint, isn't it?

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I just love it. I just don't think

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that you'd want to get married anywhere else.

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Like, a barn is the place to be.

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Great news, because Rich does want a barn for the reception.

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Oh, you're joking...

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But reception venues aren't easy to come by up a mountain,

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and the first place Rich looks at is less converted Kentish barn,

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more...well, just a barn, really.

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I pictured us having a three-week jolly up in Wales,

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not walking down dirt tracks.

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-All right?

-All right, mate.

-You OK?

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-Yeah, you?

-Are you afraid of cattle?

-No.

-Oh, that's good, then.

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-I'm Rich.

-I'm Joe.

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To be honest, mate, I was after, um...something a bit...

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I'm not getting married in there. I appreciate your time.

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-OK.

-I'm going. I'm going. Thank you, mate. Thank you.

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I've had enough of this.

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KANE GROANS

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-JOE LAUGHS

-Proper wimp.

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So barn number one is more "cow factor" than "wow factor".

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Will barn number two beef up their hopes?

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-Hello, mate.

-How are you? I'm Will.

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Wow.

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Um...

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-Got your work cut out with this one, mate.

-Yeah, definitely.

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Floor might be a bit of an issue.

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Obviously, like, everything in here can be cleared out, can it?

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-Yeah, yeah.

-Can we decorate and just do what we want with it?

-Yeah, yeah.

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How much would you charge for it?

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-Around £1,000 for it.

-About £1,000.

-Yeah.

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And then that'd be cleared.

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We'll clear it out, you know, that's nothing for us.

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-We'll clear it out.

-Yeah?

-Yeah. Yeah.

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So, to clear it out

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and then chuck a load of hay bales in here and stuff...

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-Those are dear.

-They're dear?

-Yeah, yeah.

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So, top whack, with a load of hay bales,

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if I said 1,200 quid, that'd be more than enough, wouldn't it?

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Yeah, and I'll throw in a lamb.

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HE LAUGHS

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Really? Definitely?

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-We'll have that for Sunday roast.

-Shut up.

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I really appreciate your time,

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I really do and, to be honest with you, I quite like it.

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I know it's crazy, but I quite like this and the free lamb, you've pretty

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much sold it to me there, so...thank you very much for your time.

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-That's all right.

-Cheers, mate, thank you.

-All right.

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Few minor details need sorting out, like the floor.

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I think the price is about what I expected as well,

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that's not a bad price for an actually venue, albeit...not...

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..the greatest of places.

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If I go for this barn, he said I could have a lamb.

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I'm well happy about that.

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So, for £1,200, Rich books a barn with no water,

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heating or toilets and in desperate need of a new floor.

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On the plus side, he's got a free lamb.

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It's been an uphill struggle but, against all the odds,

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Rich and Kane have sorted a venue for the wedding reception...

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Hey!

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..and a mountain for the ceremony.

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See? Told you it's not that hard. We should just be wedding planners.

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It's not actually that hard, is it?

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THEY LAUGH

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It's the boys' last day in Wales before their long drive home

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but, after a heavy night, they're struggling.

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Look what we got through.

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-Mm?

-Look at all that.

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Brilliant.

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RICH LAUGHS

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You need to shake a leg, mate, we've got loads to do today.

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I feel sick, though.

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-I woke up in the storeroom.

-What, you didn't even find the room?

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As hangovers sink in,

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so does the reality of spending £1,200 on a barn with no facilities.

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Hello?

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Can we sort something out on the price, Will?

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Really? You won't have to do any of the work.

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Leave the floor, we'll sort all that out.

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You'll come down to £1,000, will you?

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So, it'll be £1,000. OK.

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Thank you, mate. Cheers.

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Bye-bye, bye-bye.

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No.

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He said £1,200 for him to clear it, to do the floor,

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to get the hay in, he said that was £1,200, maximum, and you've said,

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"Don't do the floor, don't do the hay

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"and don't clear it out" and he knocked 200 quid off.

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I know it's £1,000, but we need a venue.

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I know, but they're not doing nothing,

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so what you paying £1,000 for?

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Where else are we going to have it? In here?

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You might as well pay the extra 200 quid and let him do everything,

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cos then we ain't got to come up here on the 10th, have we?

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Remember before, like, a few times, when I said you were a bit dense?

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This is one of them moments.

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They know that I need somewhere,

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-so they can charge what they want.

-So you're going to pay it?

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We'll stay another three nights till we find somewhere else, shall we?

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I want to see my daughter.

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It's about your wedding!

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Rich gets £200 off at the expense of having to do all the work

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converting the barn himself.

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Can we not have any more arguments, please?

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Yeah, I don't really fancy any more.

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Didn't think we'd end up arguing.

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LAUGHING: Love you, man.

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In Kent, Jody is visiting the man who knows her better than anyone

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else in the world, and someone Richard cannot afford to upset -

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her dad.

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My dad's opinion is very important about the wedding, because I don't

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want him to be annoyed at Rich, get angry at him about anything.

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-Can he do anything to piss you off?

-Yeah - if he pisses you off.

-OK.

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-All that matters to me is that you're happy.

-Yeah.

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As long as you're happy, then I'm happy.

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What if it gets to the day and he's really pissed me off?

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-I'll have a quiet word with him.

-Oh...OK.

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-I've been speculating what it could be.

-Go on.

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I'm thinking, knowing Rich, he's outdoorsy...

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-It's going to be outdoors.

-In April?

-That's what I'm thinking.

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-April showers.

-Is he that stupid, do you think?

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-Yes.

-He is, ain't he?

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Jody's wedding day, I think,

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is possibly the most important day of her life.

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She's been planning for it since she's been about four or five

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and, hopefully, it's going to be everything that she wants.

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Well, if it is going to be everything she wants,

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she'll need the perfect dress,

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regardless of where she ends up wearing it.

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So Rich and Kane have come shopping in the hope of finding it.

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-Hi.

-Hiya. I need to get a dress, I'm getting married next week.

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That's nice - any style?

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But having blown a large chunk of the budget on a barn

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and the train, Rich will have to find the dress on the cheap.

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-See, like, that style, maybe, but that's not...

-What is it?

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Is that, like, the one that...?

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This is like a... Yes, like a fishtail, like a mermaid.

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What sort of price would that be?

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This is... 1,800.

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You have a budget to spend?

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I was hoping I could get the wedding dress

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and the bridesmaids' dresses and the rings for about a grand.

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-Right, well...

-THEY LAUGH

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Exciting...

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Meanwhile, Jody and her three bridesmaids are visiting her

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friend Tasha's couture bridal shop in London to find her ideal dress.

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This is a fishtail with a diaphanous overlay.

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This would look absolutely stunning on you. This would look outrageous.

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Love that. That...

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-I'd love a bit of this.

-You would look so beautiful in that.

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SHE GASPS Let's do this.

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My God, I'm so excited.

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I'm nervous, actually. Why am I nervous?

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Ahh!

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No, I don't like it.

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-Do you not see this as a bit of me?

-No.

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What is wrong with you?

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I love this neckline.

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It's classy, it's elegant.

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This is a definite contender.

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ALL: No.

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Thanks, girls.

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So Jody's first choice of a classic styled,

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high-necklined dress hasn't quite impressed her bridesmaids.

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Too plain.

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It looks like these girls will be a tough bunch to please.

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Wahey!

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Oh, Kane!

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Meanwhile, over in Kent, things are bubbling along nicely.

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Rich wants his bride to look perfect on her wedding day and he's

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picked out an elegant A-line dress embellished with crystals.

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Yeah, I like that.

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-That's well nice, innit?

-Yeah.

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-And how much was this one, again?

-700.

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How about something like this?

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-So many different styles...

-Yeah, that's nice. That's really nice.

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Price, 500.

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Oh, try that - that's...

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I like it even more!

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Back in London, there are no such budget concerns for Jody.

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She's found a classic fishtail gown made with delicately beaded

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lace for a mere 1,800.

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-I like that.

-I really like this.

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I quite like this. I like the lacy bit.

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With a figure-hugging style, sweetheart neckline

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and off-the-shoulder reverse bolero,

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she's found the one.

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-Yeah - I'm actually crying now.

-I can really see me in this.

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-Do you guys like this one? You do, don't you?

-It's beautiful.

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Yeah. Oh, God.

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Tissues here - look!

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Paper tissue - that is the one.

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-So elegant.

-Yeah, the lace - I love the way it fits.

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-It's not too blingy, as well.

-No.

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This is what I had in my head.

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Jody has set her heart on this elegant, floor-length gown.

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But the boys think they've struck gold with a princess dress

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and long train.

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-Yeah, that's nice - that's one you just pulled off of there for £500.

-Yes.

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That's really nice. Give us a bit of a twirl.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, wow - it's massive as well.

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That's really nice, yeah. It's not too heavy, right?

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Cos she's got quite a bit of walking and whatnot to do.

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It's nice and light.

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Oh, that just...

0:27:530:27:54

-Oh, there you go.

-Nice finish.

0:27:540:27:56

-You see?

-How much is that?

0:27:560:27:57

-What, the tiara?

-Yeah?

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-65.

-£65?

-Yes.

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I tell you what, sold.

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-Sold.

-Sold. I like that. I really like that lot.

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That looks awesome and I hope - in fact, I know - she'll love that.

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Rich is convinced he's found the perfect dress and for just £651,

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but over in London, Jody's also convinced.

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You'll poke him in the eye if he gets it wrong, ain't you?

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Because this one is, like, the one,

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now, I'm going to be like... Whatever one he gets me,

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I'll be like, "It's not this one."

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Oh, it's not going to happen.

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I didn't think a dress could ever make me feel

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as emotional as this one did.

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I very much doubt he can find a dress that makes me look

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and feel as good as that one did.

0:28:410:28:44

It's perfect. I'm so happy with it, so I just really...

0:28:440:28:47

I just really hope that Jode likes it, cos I love it

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and I know she'll look beautiful in it. It's a £1,200 dress for 500 quid.

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I can't believe it. It's all going so well, so far.

0:28:540:28:56

Things may be going well now,

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but the next shopping trip is a little more risky.

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Here we are - tents. That's good, ain't it?

0:29:040:29:07

Rich is hoping a mountain wedding will make his indoorsy bride

0:29:070:29:10

fall in love with the great outdoors -

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and for Rich, that means camping.

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You know what? I'll probably go with this one.

0:29:160:29:18

-I need to go...

-Wait, there's still more.

-Oh, yeah.

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Trouble is, Jody hates it and Rich knows it,

0:29:200:29:24

so he wants the ultimate luxury camping

0:29:240:29:26

experience for his bride-to-be on the night before her wedding.

0:29:260:29:31

I like the other one - this one down here.

0:29:310:29:32

I'm going to go and get someone to help me.

0:29:320:29:34

Hi, mate, all right? Need to buy a tent.

0:29:340:29:36

-Can you give us a hand, maybe?

-Yeah, course, yeah.

0:29:360:29:38

So, how much would this whole set-up be, then? Just over 410. OK.

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Sold. KANE LAUGHS

0:29:440:29:46

Sleeping bags - all right...

0:29:460:29:49

-Oh, mate, seriously, that hurt. Argh!

-It weren't my fault.

0:29:490:29:52

I'm going to get that for Polly. She'd just sit in it.

0:29:530:29:56

She won't be able to sit in that. How old is she?

0:29:560:29:58

Seven months. But it's eight quid and it'll look cute.

0:29:580:30:01

Yeah. Like that... Doosh!

0:30:010:30:02

She'll be at the wedding with a big lump on her head.

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She'll have her own mountain.

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Do you get bored working in this shop?

0:30:080:30:10

Forgot about them, as well.

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£722.75.

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£22.75 over budget.

0:30:160:30:19

That's all right, isn't it?

0:30:190:30:21

Taking a risk putting his bride under canvas,

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Rich has spared no expense to make Jody love camping.

0:30:240:30:27

In fact,

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he's even spent more than on her wedding dress.

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She is not over keen on tents, unfortunately, but I treated her -

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I got a good tent.

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Oh, for... I've had enough of this.

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You idiot.

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With the camping equipment coming in at over £700

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along with the dress and his stay in Wales,

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Rich has now spent the majority of his 12 grand budget.

0:30:450:30:48

Back at home,

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Jody is struggling with being kept in the dark about her wedding.

0:30:510:30:55

It does not feel like I am getting married.

0:30:550:30:58

It has not sunk in, at all.

0:30:580:30:59

It doesn't feel like anything is happening.

0:30:590:31:01

Unfortunately, Rich isn't the only family member

0:31:010:31:04

who loves to escape into the outdoors.

0:31:040:31:07

I may have misplaced the cat.

0:31:070:31:08

I've been staring out of the windows trying to find him.

0:31:110:31:15

Rich is going to kill me if he isn't back home.

0:31:150:31:17

Oh, Teddy, come home.

0:31:190:31:20

Teddy!

0:31:200:31:22

With no idea Ted's gone walkabout,

0:31:220:31:24

Richard is like the cat that's got the cream,

0:31:240:31:27

and he's rewarded himself and Kane for all the hard work.

0:31:270:31:31

Hope there's some girls getting their hands on us.

0:31:310:31:33

-You all right, boy?

-Yeah.

-What's up?

0:31:420:31:44

Just worried about the budget, mate.

0:31:440:31:46

Oh, no. This is your day for relaxing.

0:31:460:31:49

And when even a spa session

0:31:490:31:50

isn't quite enough to take his mind off things,

0:31:500:31:53

Kane is always able to provide a supporting hand.

0:31:530:31:56

We've got a lot of work to do still.

0:31:560:31:58

Sh...!

0:31:580:31:59

Chill out! Relax...

0:31:590:32:01

And mellow through.

0:32:010:32:03

And you'll always be happy.

0:32:050:32:07

I don't know how much all this has cost, all this, yet.

0:32:080:32:10

But, erm...

0:32:100:32:12

It's taken my mind off the budget

0:32:120:32:13

which is disappearing quickly.

0:32:130:32:15

Erm... How much do I owe you, please?

0:32:150:32:17

Altogether, it is £230.

0:32:170:32:19

Erm, 230.

0:32:190:32:21

Phew... OK.

0:32:210:32:23

I think we've got about £430 left now.

0:32:240:32:26

And there's still quite a few quite important bits

0:32:260:32:29

that we have got to get sorted.

0:32:290:32:31

I don't know what I'm going to do.

0:32:310:32:33

That's brilliant, thank you so much.

0:32:330:32:35

At bridesmaid Claire's house Jody is stressing, too.

0:32:350:32:38

And she doesn't even have a spa to make things better.

0:32:380:32:41

The final week is looming and she still has no date for her wedding.

0:32:410:32:44

I'm starting to get a little bit stressed out now that nothing is happening.

0:32:440:32:48

I would've thought we'd have heard something by now.

0:32:480:32:51

I would've thought so.

0:32:510:32:52

If I'm having a hen do it should be this weekend, surely.

0:32:520:32:55

He doesn't understand the consequences of leaving it so late.

0:32:550:32:59

He's going to get himself in trouble.

0:32:590:33:01

But best man Kane is on his way with a surprise.

0:33:010:33:05

Oh, wow. Oh, Kane...!

0:33:050:33:07

Got to shoot.

0:33:070:33:09

You little...minx!

0:33:090:33:10

My God, they're massive! Take them, take them, take them!

0:33:100:33:13

Wow...!

0:33:130:33:14

They are beautiful. "Friday the 17th of April.

0:33:140:33:18

My wedding! Yay!

0:33:180:33:20

Friday!

0:33:220:33:24

Definitely feel like I'm getting married.

0:33:240:33:26

It's all become suddenly real, just, like, a knock at the door,

0:33:260:33:29

at bunch of flowers and card,

0:33:290:33:31

like, it's happening.

0:33:310:33:32

Yeah. I'm really excited now.

0:33:320:33:34

It's the final week,

0:33:340:33:35

and with just a few hundred pounds left in the budget,

0:33:350:33:38

the boys are heading back to Wales

0:33:380:33:40

to sort out the wedding Rich hopes

0:33:400:33:42

will convince his bride to share his love of the great outdoors.

0:33:420:33:45

Wales, here we come, yeah?

0:33:450:33:47

First, the farmer's barn they've hired for the reception needs clearing...

0:33:510:33:54

-Here he is.

-Hello.

0:33:540:33:57

..but not before one last go at haggling on the price.

0:33:570:33:59

-Good to see you again.

-And you.

-Hello, mate.

-How are you?

0:33:590:34:02

-All right? Obviously, you want £1,000, don't you?

-Yeah.

-For this?

0:34:020:34:05

-Yeah.

-There is no movement, at all, no?

-No. Can't.

0:34:050:34:08

-You robbing bastard.

-No!

0:34:100:34:12

-I was going to say...!

-I'm here to...

0:34:120:34:14

Mate, mate, come on, I understand.

0:34:140:34:17

Well, that didn't last long.

0:34:170:34:19

£1,000 it is, then.

0:34:190:34:21

The boys get busy turning the barn into a venue fit for a princess.

0:34:210:34:24

And with no movement on the price,

0:34:240:34:26

they're getting value for money any way they can.

0:34:260:34:29

-(Put it back.

-He's charging you a grand!

-Well, nick one later, then.)

0:34:290:34:32

At least get an ice cream!

0:34:320:34:33

What, you just going to just let it melt in your pocket?!

0:34:330:34:36

Progress at the barn is moving quickly,

0:34:360:34:38

and the boys are finally on a roll.

0:34:380:34:40

Oh, my God!

0:34:410:34:43

Wedge it!

0:34:430:34:44

It's two days before the wedding.

0:34:440:34:46

Everything is closed.

0:34:460:34:47

Rich has asked a friend to organise transport for Jody's hen do.

0:34:470:34:51

But the girls have no idea they'll be travelling 300 miles

0:34:510:34:54

to Wales, or that Wales is also where the wedding is happening.

0:34:540:34:58

It says North Wales.

0:34:580:34:59

Definitely. It's definitely Wales.

0:34:590:35:01

After a few hours on the road Jody smells a very outdoorsy rat.

0:35:010:35:05

And she's not impressed.

0:35:050:35:07

-Are you guys surprised?

-No.

0:35:070:35:08

That is so predictable...!

0:35:080:35:10

Ah...!

0:35:100:35:12

So Rich's big surprise isn't really a surprise, at all.

0:35:120:35:16

Done well today, mate.

0:35:160:35:17

But he doesn't know that. And he's reflecting on a good day's work.

0:35:170:35:21

Well done. I've earnt this.

0:35:210:35:22

You've earnt that, as well. Cheers, boy.

0:35:220:35:24

Cheers, mate.

0:35:240:35:26

After a seven-hour journey,

0:35:270:35:29

the girls have finally reached north Wales

0:35:290:35:31

and their bunkhouse for the night.

0:35:310:35:34

It's not exactly five-star luxury, still,

0:35:340:35:36

it beats the tents they'll be sleeping in tomorrow night!

0:35:360:35:39

Really? The Vagabond?

0:35:400:35:42

-Is this it?

-Oh, God.

-No way!

-Really...?

0:35:420:35:46

This is very quaint, isn't it?

0:35:460:35:48

It's cold.

0:35:480:35:50

-This is your room.

-Oh, my God!

0:35:510:35:53

What time does your bar shut down there?

0:35:530:35:55

Half-seven!

0:35:550:35:56

UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER

0:35:560:35:59

Oh, it just gets better and better(!)

0:35:590:36:01

I feel like we're camping, but...indoors!

0:36:010:36:03

So relieved it's not a tent.

0:36:030:36:05

The girls were hoping for a wild night out,

0:36:050:36:08

what they got was a night out in the wild.

0:36:080:36:10

And the bunkhouse is not going down well.

0:36:100:36:12

I haven't got high hopes for this hen.

0:36:120:36:15

Like... Nah.

0:36:150:36:17

Hannah's not too happy.

0:36:170:36:18

Mainly disappointed that we're not going out tonight.

0:36:180:36:20

I don't honestly think we'll have a hen do.

0:36:200:36:22

The bar shuts at half-seven

0:36:220:36:24

and we are getting in our pyjamas and going to bed.

0:36:240:36:28

Which will be...fun. Yay.

0:36:290:36:31

It's 7.30pm, and as the girls enjoy their last orders...

0:36:310:36:34

BELL RINGS

0:36:340:36:36

Hopefully, the wedding night will be fun.

0:36:360:36:38

..Rich's mates have arrived to take him on his stag night.

0:36:380:36:41

He ain't going to be walking home.

0:36:430:36:45

I know that for a fact. I can't wait!

0:36:450:36:47

Although Rich is enjoying cutting loose,

0:36:470:36:50

he can't help but wonder how Jody is finding

0:36:500:36:52

her Welsh experience, so far.

0:36:520:36:55

Yeah, stag do's going great.

0:36:550:36:56

Fingers crossed Jode likes the accommodation tonight.

0:36:560:36:59

I am trying to minimise the alcohol consumption.

0:36:590:37:03

HE LAUGHS

0:37:030:37:05

It just don't seem to be working.

0:37:050:37:07

BIRDSONG

0:37:080:37:11

It's the morning after the stag

0:37:120:37:13

and the day before the wedding.

0:37:130:37:15

Rich is at the campsite to drop off the wedding dress

0:37:150:37:18

at the spot where the girls will spend the night.

0:37:180:37:20

I really want them all to appreciate how good camping can be.

0:37:200:37:23

It's the great outdoors. What's not to like?

0:37:230:37:26

Yeah, she's going to love that.

0:37:260:37:28

Battling his hangover, Rich adds the finishing touches

0:37:280:37:31

to make sure everything is just right for the girls.

0:37:310:37:34

Don't think it was a good idea having the stag do the night before this.

0:37:350:37:39

I seriously feel I'm going to throw up, actually.

0:37:390:37:41

I think I'm dying.

0:37:410:37:43

But he does muster the strength to finalise his biggest surprise of all.

0:37:430:37:46

A helicopter to take Jody from the campsite

0:37:460:37:49

to the wedding ceremony on Snowdon.

0:37:490:37:51

That's absolutely fantastic.

0:37:510:37:53

Thank you so much.

0:37:530:37:54

Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

0:37:560:37:59

YEEEEZZZ!

0:37:590:38:02

Jody's really not going to expect this, at all.

0:38:020:38:05

Being picked up in a helicopter...

0:38:050:38:07

She's... Well, she's... I just...

0:38:070:38:09

She just won't think I've got the...

0:38:090:38:12

..imagination and the capability of making this happen, I guess.

0:38:130:38:16

Yeah, she's going to be well surprised.

0:38:160:38:19

So, Rich spends £1,400 to make sure Jody arrives

0:38:190:38:22

at her mountain wedding in style.

0:38:220:38:25

Feeling well-rested...

0:38:270:38:29

Well, more rested than Rich, at least,

0:38:290:38:31

the girls are starting the next stage of the hen do.

0:38:310:38:34

Rich is sending them underground to Bounce Below,

0:38:350:38:38

a subterranean playground

0:38:380:38:40

in a cavernous old slate mine.

0:38:400:38:42

-SHE GASPS

-Seems like fun.

0:38:420:38:44

Unless you're terrified of heights...

0:38:440:38:46

Look how high it is!

0:38:460:38:48

..like Jody is.

0:38:480:38:49

Don't look down, don't look down, don't look... Oh, my God!

0:38:490:38:52

Have you seen how high this is?

0:38:520:38:54

I've gotta get off, I've gotta get off, gotta get off...!

0:38:540:38:56

I can't do it, it's too high.

0:38:560:38:58

Oh, I feel sick. I didn't think I'd be this bad.

0:38:590:39:01

I think I've got serious vertigo.

0:39:010:39:03

Well, at least this is the highest she'll have to go this week.

0:39:030:39:07

Unless you count her wedding on the tallest mountain in Wales

0:39:070:39:09

and the helicopter ride to get her there.

0:39:090:39:12

Which you probably should.

0:39:120:39:13

The bridal party is back on the road for another two-hour drive

0:39:130:39:17

to reach Richard's camping surprise.

0:39:170:39:19

I wouldn't expect anybody to come this far for a wedding.

0:39:200:39:23

I wouldn't blame them, either. It's too far.

0:39:230:39:25

It's ridiculous.

0:39:250:39:26

-We're staying in a caravan!

-Shut up.

0:39:260:39:29

Rich wouldn't make them sleep in a caravan.

0:39:290:39:32

He's making them sleep in a tent.

0:39:320:39:33

THEY LAUGH

0:39:330:39:36

I wasn't expecting this, at all!

0:39:360:39:39

Of course it's a tent! "What will annoy Jody the most?"

0:39:390:39:42

It's my dress!

0:39:440:39:45

Oh, look, it's a cat.

0:39:470:39:49

"To my princess, I hope you enjoy your home for the night.

0:39:490:39:52

"I think you will look beautiful in this dress tomorrow.

0:39:520:39:54

"Please be ready for 12 noon.

0:39:540:39:56

"So you can enjoy your evening

0:39:560:39:58

"I will arrange for Polly to be collected later

0:39:580:40:00

"and she can stay the night with me. Love you so much. Rich."

0:40:000:40:03

I am not staying in a tent! Back on the bus, everybody.

0:40:050:40:09

I'm not staying in a tent, no way.

0:40:090:40:10

Staying in a tent before your wedding night,

0:40:100:40:12

obviously I want to wash my hair and things like that

0:40:120:40:15

and I don't want to walk out of a tent, in a dress. So predictable.

0:40:150:40:19

I just thought he might do something different.

0:40:190:40:22

Can somebody ring Rich?

0:40:220:40:23

Richard's plan is backfiring and Jody is not happy at all.

0:40:230:40:27

It's down to sister Rachel to break the news that the bride won't

0:40:270:40:31

spend the night before her wedding under canvas.

0:40:310:40:34

-Hi, Rach, you all right?

-We've arrived at your tent.

0:40:340:40:38

But Jody is point blank refusing to stay in the tent

0:40:380:40:43

the night before her wedding.

0:40:430:40:45

-Listen, you can't not stay at that location.

-What am I meant to do?

0:40:460:40:51

You know how stubborn Jody is, you know how she is.

0:40:510:40:54

She don't want to put her wedding dress on in a tent, mate.

0:40:540:40:58

Rachel, I really need your help on this one, please, Rachel.

0:40:580:41:01

Has my sister got somewhere decent tomorrow to get ready

0:41:010:41:05

for her wedding?

0:41:050:41:06

She... Jody's getting ready in the tent tomorrow.

0:41:060:41:09

She's not going to get...

0:41:090:41:11

She's not going to get ready with her wedding dress

0:41:110:41:14

in a tent, Richard.

0:41:140:41:15

Listen, Rachel, please.

0:41:150:41:18

-Please, Rachel.

-I feel so sorry for my sister.

0:41:210:41:24

You could have done things differently, Richard,

0:41:270:41:30

-you could've, you could've.

-It is what it is.

0:41:300:41:32

I need you to do this for me.

0:41:320:41:34

It is what it is because of the way you've planned it,

0:41:340:41:36

the way you've done it.

0:41:360:41:38

If my sister does not want to spend the night before her wedding

0:41:410:41:44

in a tent, there's nothing I can do.

0:41:440:41:48

I can't do this any more. I can't do this any more.

0:41:510:41:54

This ain't finished, mate.

0:41:540:41:57

We're on the last bits. Come on.

0:41:570:41:59

HE SNIFFS

0:41:590:42:01

This is too much. It's too much now.

0:42:010:42:04

-I just want to speak to Jode...

-You're going to, all right?

0:42:110:42:14

You're going to see her walking down that aisle.

0:42:140:42:17

I just want to go home, man, I've had enough.

0:42:170:42:19

I feel so sick, I just ain't eaten, I ain't slept, everything.

0:42:190:42:22

And I just get a load of grief, man, it's just too much.

0:42:220:42:26

Rich had his hopes pegged on a tent, but his big dream of getting

0:42:260:42:30

Jody to fall in love with the great outdoors is crumbling fast.

0:42:300:42:34

And now it's casting doubt over the whole wedding.

0:42:340:42:37

The girls have left camp and checked themselves into somewhere

0:42:370:42:40

they think is a little more suitable to the night before a wedding.

0:42:400:42:44

But now Jody's struggling to be optimistic about the dress

0:42:440:42:48

he's chosen for her.

0:42:480:42:49

It's been so shit that I don't know if a good dress

0:42:490:42:54

and a good venue can make up for it.

0:42:540:42:57

A lot now rides on this dress.

0:42:570:42:59

If Jody likes it, the events of earlier MAY be forgiven.

0:42:590:43:03

But if she doesn't, there may not be a wedding at all.

0:43:030:43:06

Oh, man. It's too much, innit, now.

0:43:060:43:08

Ew. Oh, no, I don't like it at all, it's awful. I think it's disgusting.

0:43:170:43:21

Ugh!

0:43:210:43:23

No, it's awful.

0:43:230:43:25

SHE LAUGHS

0:43:250:43:26

Saying that, I don't mind this being a dress that my kids rip up for

0:43:260:43:29

Halloween and wear as a dead bride, so that's fine, that's a bonus.

0:43:290:43:33

Polly, you can wear this for Halloween.

0:43:330:43:36

Put some fake blood on it, when you're older.

0:43:360:43:39

Awesome.

0:43:390:43:40

Can today get any worse?

0:43:400:43:42

Er... Nah!

0:43:430:43:46

Back on the mountain,

0:43:500:43:52

and with no idea that Jody doesn't like the dress,

0:43:520:43:55

Richard's called in the cavalry to help sort out his reception venue.

0:43:550:43:59

She is so stubborn sometimes and you can't change her mind.

0:43:590:44:03

I love her to the moon and back.

0:44:030:44:06

But she's a bitch when she's like this.

0:44:060:44:10

Well, hopefully she'll like the dress more once she's tried it on.

0:44:100:44:13

-I'm not wearing it.

-Why?

0:44:160:44:18

No! Rachel, look at it, it's disgusting.

0:44:180:44:20

-Do you guys like it?

-Can we tighten it up and see what it looks like?

0:44:200:44:23

-Hold on, hold on, hold on. Have you got your van with you?

-Yeah.

0:44:230:44:26

Can you take me home?

0:44:260:44:27

-No, Jode, stop it.

-No, honestly, can you...

0:44:270:44:30

On a serious note, can you take me home?

0:44:300:44:32

She's turning into Bridezilla and she never wanted that.

0:44:320:44:35

-It's disgusting.

-No, it's not.

-It's not.

-Guys, I'm not wearing it.

0:44:350:44:38

-It's not... The dress is not that bad.

-I'm not wearing it.

0:44:380:44:42

-Let's calm her down.

-I'm not wearing it.

-Go in the bathroom.

0:44:420:44:46

Go in the bathroom.

0:44:460:44:47

With Jody getting changed out of her dress,

0:44:470:44:49

and looking for a lift home, Rich gets the call he's been dreading.

0:44:490:44:54

-Hello.

-It's Claire.

-Hello, Claire, how are you doing?

0:44:540:44:57

Jody's tried on the dress.

0:44:570:45:00

She is refusing to wear it tomorrow.

0:45:000:45:03

She is wanting to go home right now, too.

0:45:050:45:08

She's asked if someone will take her home.

0:45:080:45:10

I need... I need you to be at the camp site.

0:45:140:45:16

I'll see what I can do.

0:45:160:45:18

It's the morning of the big day, but Richard has woken up uncertain

0:45:310:45:35

if Jody is still in Wales and if the wedding will be going ahead.

0:45:350:45:40

She was quite happy to say she weren't going to come.

0:45:400:45:44

So...

0:45:440:45:45

I'll be there waiting for her and if she don't turn up, then, er...

0:45:450:45:50

-I'll be just a

-BLEEP

-on a mountain.

0:45:500:45:52

A few miles away, Jody is at least still in Wales...

0:45:540:45:59

Really hungover.

0:45:590:46:00

..in body, but not necessarily in spirit.

0:46:000:46:04

The girls decided to do me a hen do themselves. Yeah.

0:46:040:46:09

I can't even remember much.

0:46:090:46:11

Richard just got it so wrong up until this point

0:46:120:46:16

that he could not possibly let me down any more.

0:46:160:46:19

Jody has decided to go through with the wedding

0:46:200:46:23

but expectations are at rock bottom.

0:46:230:46:25

Still, maybe she'll like the dresses Rich chose for the bridesmaids.

0:46:250:46:29

I don't...disgustingly hate them.

0:46:290:46:33

Yay(!)

0:46:330:46:34

-But I don't like them.

-Oh.

0:46:340:46:36

They're very yellow, aren't they? Those shoes are just hideous!

0:46:360:46:40

The hungover bride is struggling to muster any enthusiasm

0:46:410:46:44

for her big day.

0:46:440:46:46

I was very surprised by Jody's reaction to the dresses,

0:46:460:46:49

just cos I thought she would love them.

0:46:490:46:51

They're not that bad. I don't think.

0:46:510:46:54

-Aw!

-Aw! Jode, you look lovely.

0:46:570:47:00

You look like a princess.

0:47:000:47:03

I know, I didn't want to be a princess on my wedding day, though.

0:47:030:47:06

Hopefully a surprise visit from the most reliable man in her life

0:47:060:47:10

-will help.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

0:47:100:47:11

Hello.

0:47:110:47:12

-Aw, Daddy!

-Hello. Hiya.

0:47:120:47:15

-Oh, you look nice!

-Hello.

-And you got a haircut.

0:47:150:47:18

You all right?

0:47:180:47:19

-It's nice to see you here.

-You look beautiful.

-Really? I hate it.

0:47:190:47:22

You look lovely.

0:47:220:47:24

I feel like a toilet roll holder. Look how much material there is!

0:47:240:47:28

That's expensive.

0:47:280:47:29

Dad, he wanted me to stay in a tent on my wedding night.

0:47:290:47:32

-It's all going to be all right. I promise.

-Terrific.

0:47:320:47:36

Some reassuring words from Dad later,

0:47:360:47:38

Jody starts the journey to her wedding, back to the camp site.

0:47:380:47:42

I need a paracetamol.

0:47:420:47:44

-Oh...

-What were you drinking?

0:47:460:47:48

Sambuca, tequila, Disaronnos and cokes, Lambrini, cherry sours,

0:47:480:47:53

wine, mojitos...

0:47:530:47:56

And then some other tall...

0:47:560:47:58

-I hope it hurts.

-..things.

0:47:580:48:00

It really does.

0:48:000:48:01

As the bride begins to regret her heavy night,

0:48:010:48:04

Rich arrives at the station with no idea how many,

0:48:040:48:07

if any, of his guests have made the 300-mile trip up from Kent.

0:48:070:48:11

All right. This is Uncle Richard, Jody's uncle. I want to see...

0:48:120:48:15

better see everyone.

0:48:150:48:17

We're all here, it's all right. You're all right, lad.

0:48:210:48:25

Oh...

0:48:250:48:27

It'll be all right.

0:48:270:48:28

It's overwhelming, like... It's just, they're here.

0:48:280:48:31

Oh, thank you all so much for coming.

0:48:310:48:33

I thought I was going to walk in and no-one would be there.

0:48:340:48:37

The turn-out in there is just like, it just...

0:48:370:48:40

It hit me and just, wow, it's overwhelming.

0:48:400:48:44

Back at the camp site, 15 miles away...

0:48:510:48:53

You're just being grumpy because you've got a hangover. Pack it in.

0:48:530:48:56

..Jody still has no idea she's getting married on a mountain.

0:48:560:48:59

But she is about to find out how she's getting up there.

0:48:590:49:02

Ugh.

0:49:020:49:04

-Oh, hello.

-Do you want to come and see what you're flying in?

0:49:050:49:08

-Probably.

-Come on!

-PILOT LAUGHS

0:49:080:49:10

Come here.

0:49:100:49:11

How long does it take to get from here to Kent?

0:49:130:49:15

THEY LAUGH

0:49:150:49:17

I never thought Rich would pick a helicopter.

0:49:180:49:20

So that's it, he's surprised me once.

0:49:200:49:23

All right, if everyone's happy then - I say happy, loosely speaking...

0:49:230:49:27

-Let's do it. Have you done all your checks?

-They're all good.

-OK.

0:49:270:49:31

Woo!

0:49:340:49:35

Argh! Oh, no, I don't like that.

0:49:380:49:40

I just feel like it's going to fall out of the air any second.

0:49:400:49:43

-It amazes me how they stay in the air, it really does.

-Terrific(!)

0:49:430:49:47

Arrgghh!

0:49:470:49:48

Ahh!

0:49:480:49:50

Oh...

0:49:540:49:55

I don't know what the hell's going on right now.

0:50:040:50:06

-I do, you're about to get married, mate. Gutted!

-What have I done?

0:50:060:50:10

What have I done?!

0:50:100:50:12

Of course I'd get married on a mountain. Of course I would.

0:50:160:50:19

That, down there, looks like a train track.

0:50:190:50:21

There's a train that goes up Snowdon.

0:50:210:50:23

I'm getting married on Snowdon. I knew it, I knew I would be.

0:50:230:50:26

BEEPING

0:50:360:50:38

-What's that noise?

-That's all right, don't worry about the noise.

0:50:380:50:41

PILOT LAUGHS

0:50:410:50:44

-Is that my wedding guests?

-I think so.

0:50:440:50:46

Ahh! Oh, I don't like it.

0:50:520:50:55

-My legs have gone weird!

-Come on, it's all right, mate.

0:51:020:51:05

Let go a sec, look.

0:51:050:51:07

I got this.

0:51:080:51:09

Whoa!

0:51:200:51:22

I'm going to get blown away!

0:51:220:51:25

-Well done, Jode.

-Hi!

0:51:290:51:32

-Hiya.

-Hiya.

0:51:330:51:36

Hi, Ricky.

0:51:360:51:37

THEY LAUGH

0:51:370:51:39

Oh!

0:51:390:51:41

I hate you so much!

0:51:410:51:43

It's OK, it's all over now, it's fine.

0:51:460:51:49

Are you OK?

0:51:500:51:51

After three weeks, 300 miles

0:51:510:51:53

and almost 3,000 feet up a mountain, Rich and Jody are finally reunited.

0:51:530:51:58

Welcome, everybody, to Snowdon.

0:51:580:52:01

May your marriage bring you all the exquisite excitement

0:52:010:52:05

a marriage should bring. May you look for things to praise.

0:52:050:52:08

And take no notice of the small faults.

0:52:080:52:11

Yeah, just the small ones!

0:52:110:52:12

I now introduce Uncle Richard.

0:52:130:52:16

These rings mark the beginning of a journey, filled with wonder.

0:52:160:52:21

-Are you all shaky?

-No!

0:52:210:52:22

THEY LAUGH

0:52:220:52:24

CHEERING

0:52:300:52:32

Rich may not have given Jody the traditional wedding she dreamed of,

0:52:340:52:38

but he has shared his lifelong love of the great outdoors.

0:52:380:52:41

And against all the odds, it seems to be going down well.

0:52:410:52:45

Personally, I'm extremely happy.

0:52:450:52:47

I think they're an absolutely great couple with a great child

0:52:470:52:49

and a great future.

0:52:490:52:51

I thought it was so spectacular the way she came in in a helicopter.

0:52:510:52:53

-Yeah.

-I wasn't expecting that.

0:52:530:52:56

I've managed to pull it off, what the hell? I did not see this coming.

0:52:560:53:00

Haven't completely managed to pull it off, but we'll see.

0:53:000:53:03

After the wedding blessing on a mountainside,

0:53:030:53:06

Jody gets her first look at Rich's real Welsh mountain barn reception.

0:53:060:53:10

-Oh, look, it's a shed!

-Woo!

0:53:100:53:13

-Aw, look how pretty it looks!

-Look at the cake!

0:53:160:53:21

-How cool's that?

-That is cute.

0:53:210:53:23

When I was thinking of a barn, I didn't think actual barnyard.

0:53:250:53:29

It's an actual cow shed.

0:53:290:53:30

With some fairy lights.

0:53:300:53:32

But he's tried to shabby-chic it. I must admit, this is very cute.

0:53:320:53:36

And I love all of this, all the details, it's really cute,

0:53:360:53:39

and I love all the yellow.

0:53:390:53:40

No, I do love it, I love all the bunting, it's really cute.

0:53:400:53:43

I think a lot of effort's gone in, I think for Rich to come here

0:53:430:53:46

and do this, a lot of effort's gone into it.

0:53:460:53:49

-Hiya!

-Hi. All right?

-So what was the thinking?

0:53:490:53:54

-Behind this?

-Yeah.

-I wanted a barn.

-Yeah.

0:53:540:53:56

-There's been a lot of graft gone into this.

-You can tell.

0:53:560:54:00

-Do you like it, though?

-Yeah, it's very cute.

0:54:000:54:02

ALL: Wey!

0:54:020:54:04

CHEERING

0:54:100:54:12

First of all, I want to thank you all so much for coming up here

0:54:120:54:15

and sharing this day with us.

0:54:150:54:17

Kane has absolutely been my rock through all of this. He has...

0:54:170:54:21

I could not have done it without him.

0:54:210:54:23

Let's all have a toast to Richard and Jody. Wey!

0:54:230:54:26

THEY CHEER

0:54:260:54:28

He's definitely not made me want to climb a mountain. No way.

0:54:350:54:40

I'm proud of him.

0:54:400:54:42

Everyone thinks he can't do stuff, he ain't organised, but...

0:54:420:54:45

he shocked me. I was well impressed with everything he done.

0:54:450:54:49

The thing I love most about Rich is his enthusiasm.

0:54:490:54:53

His stupid enthusiasm for a stupid idea

0:54:530:54:56

and he'll stupidly carry on with it.

0:54:560:54:59

-How you doing?

-This is Will.

-Hi, Will.

-He owns the barn.

0:54:590:55:02

Oh, thanks, Will! I love your barn.

0:55:020:55:05

I honestly think she's the most beautiful girl in the room.

0:55:050:55:09

And she always is, I love her, she's my rock.

0:55:140:55:17

Definitely can't live without you.

0:55:170:55:19

I definitely could not live without you.

0:55:190:55:22

My life's hard work without you.

0:55:220:55:24

# But I've got high hopes

0:55:240:55:27

# When you let it go, go out and start again... #

0:55:270:55:31

I've learnt to maybe have a bit more faith in myself, actually.

0:55:330:55:36

I can make decisions for myself and I am going to continue to make

0:55:380:55:41

decisions for myself when we get back home. But...

0:55:410:55:45

-I'll probably run it by you first.

-Yeah!

0:55:450:55:47

Can't wait to see my Ted. I cannot wait to see Ted.

0:55:500:55:53

I really have missed him.

0:55:530:55:55

-I lost the cat...

-You what?

0:55:550:55:58

WHISTLE

0:55:590:56:00

Next time...

0:56:000:56:01

-Look, boys!

-Oh, behave!

0:56:010:56:03

..roller hockey mad Luke attempts to pull off the biggest win

0:56:030:56:07

-of his career...

-Oh, yes!

0:56:070:56:09

..with an epic roller skating wedding...

0:56:090:56:12

Everyone is going to be talking about this till, like, forever now!

0:56:120:56:15

..for his traditional bride Jaydene.

0:56:150:56:17

What the bloody hell is my dress going to look like?

0:56:170:56:20

But will he qualify for promotion?

0:56:200:56:22

This is a load of crap!

0:56:220:56:23

Cheers, boys.

0:56:230:56:24

Or score a massive own goal?

0:56:240:56:26

Why is he making me do it on my wedding day? I'm not doing it.

0:56:260:56:29

INAUDIBLE

0:56:380:56:42

-Yeah!

-SHE LAUGHS

0:56:500:56:52

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