Jaydene & Luke Don't Tell the Bride


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-From the depths of the Earth to the crests of the mountains...

-My legs have gone weird.

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..these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.

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£12,000.

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-And just three weeks...

-I love that girl. I love her.

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-..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.

-Oh, my God.

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What's he done?

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He just took my dress.

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These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...

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God, no...

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..but have no say in their big day.

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Is it just going to be all last minute and just rubbish?

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Oh, I hate it. I need to get out of it.

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Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...

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I love her but she's a bitch when she's like this.

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..vanquished dragons...

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Do as your future mother-in-law tells you...

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..and conquer all before them.

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Get out of my pub!

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Or will they be...

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..defeated?

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I'm not doing it.

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Tonight...

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-Look, boys!

-Aw, behave!

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Roller-hockey-mad Luke attempts to pull off the biggest win of his career...

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Yes!

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..with an epic roller-skating wedding...

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Everyone else is going to be talking about this till like forever now!

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..for his traditional bride Jaydene.

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What the bloody hell is my dress going to look like?

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Will he qualify for a promotion?

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This is a load of crap.

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Cheers, boys.

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Will his budget-busting stag do send him into a spin?

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I want people to be talking about this in 20-30 years.

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Or will he score a massive own goal?

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Why is he making me do it on my wedding day? I'm not doing it.

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27-year-old Luke and 24-year-old Jaydene are madly in love.

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What I love about Luke is that he always makes me laugh.

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Do you know what's really funny,

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when you get a bit of bread on their back and they're like "Aaahh"!

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IMITATES DUCK

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What I love most about Jaydene is A, she finds me quite funny,

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B, she kind of looks after me as well, like,

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like without her, I would definitely be lost.

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So how did our lovebirds meet? Well, it was five years ago.

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I was on a night out with my friends.

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Next thing you know, Jaydene's walked through the door, dressed up,

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looking beautiful and then I was like, "Oh, who's this?"

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-All right?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Not too bad. Not bad, not bad.

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Luke quickly turned on the charm.

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When you finish that, I'll get you another one.

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Yeah, you're lovely.

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Yep, it was love at first sight.

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Well, for Luke, anyway.

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I sort of went on the date with Luke to sort of get him off my back. A bit of a sympathy date.

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And Jaydene felt so sorry for Luke,

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she ended up falling in love with him.

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I knew from then that I didn't want to be apart from him.

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While Jaydene fell for Luke's boyish charm,

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It wasn't long before she realised there's absolutely nothing grown-up about him at all.

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Luke?

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Luke is definitely a little boy at heart.

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Higher, go on.

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-Higher, higher!

-Oh!

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Even though he's an adult, he still runs around like a little child.

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Just because you are a grown-up, doesn't mean

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you have to act mature and responsible. You are just older.

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Luke's never had to grow up.

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In fact, he's never had to do much of anything.

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Mum and Nan have always been there for me and they have done everything.

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He's not left you that hockey gear again, has he?

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Yeah.

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I wash his hockey stuff and put it back in his bag all neat and tidy,

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I do his packed lunch.

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I would say Luke has gone from us,

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from his nan and his mum, now to a wife that will look after him.

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So Jaydene has to look after all the grown-up matters, especially finances.

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When Luke's on his own with his own money, he is horrendous.

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And when Luke does get his hands on some cash,

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he's like a kid in a sweet shop.

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Proper pirate.

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I got that from my pirate... For my 21st birthday party. I had a pirate party.

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We did pop-up pirates. It was phenomenal, that was.

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Yee-ha! Come on!

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Whoo!

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-You have a go.

-No, put it back.

-You have a go.

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Put it back.

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But there's one thing Luke takes very seriously

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and that's roller hockey.

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I love it to bits.

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It's, like, my world.

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I think roller hockey definitely comes first.

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This is much more than a hobby.

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It's his way of life.

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My uncle Gary,

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he played for the very first Maidstone Roller Hockey Club.

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My uncle Russell got involved with England,

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and my mum was obviously a roller dancer.

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Everything is just roller-skating in my family.

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Everyone can do it really.

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If there's a strong tradition in Jaydene's family,

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it's marriage.

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Mum and Dad have been married for 26, 27 years,

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so there's always been long marriages in my life.

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And if there's one thing Jaydene knows about her dream wedding,

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it's that you don't mess with tradition.

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My ideal wedding would be at West Farleigh Church.

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It's where Mum and Dad got married,

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and also my nan and grandad, so it's really got family history.

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What I always wanted was a big, white wedding day.

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Not to worry,

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Luke's wedding plan also revolves around family traditions,

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although in this case,

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it's his family traditions.

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My wedding theme is roller-skating.

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That's roller hockey, roller-skating,

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plus with beach, seaside,

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funfair...

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hopefully a roller hockey match,

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bridal party on skates,

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groomsmen coming down on skates.

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So it's going to be mental.

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To avoid getting a red card from the bride-to-be,

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there will be things that make the day special for Jaydene, too, right?

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Traditionally, they say the wedding should be about the bride, right?

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For me, turn it on its head.

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It's all about me.

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It's about my day, about the groom.

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That's it.

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Luke wants a day that revolves around him,

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but Jaydene lives in hope that her skater boy can grow up

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and give her the day she wants,

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without the wheels coming off!

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I think it's important for Luke to do this,

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to prove to me that...

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he can have a bit of responsibility

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and he can do it.

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It's basically a chance to show to people,

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yes, I'm not useless,

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I can organise something, I can do something.

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And not only that, just give it the biggest, bestest,

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craziest thing ever,

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and just say to everyone,

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"Boom, there you go."

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It's time for the couple to say goodbye.

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Having been together for so long,

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and now we're going to be apart again, it just feels a bit...

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..a bit scary.

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LAUGHTER Are you going to run off

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and not even give me a kiss or a cuddle?

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Right.

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-Love you.

-Behave.

-Yes, I'm going to.

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Love you.

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-See you at the wedding.

-Yeah.

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HE CHUCKLES

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I'll try not to blow the house up!

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LAUGHTER

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Right.

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-Be good.

-Be good.

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I'll see you at the wedding.

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-Yeah.

-Love you.

-Love you.

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For the next three weeks,

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Jaydene will stay with her parents,

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while Luke will live alone for the first time ever.

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HE GROANS

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She's actually gone and she ain't coming back.

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HE GROANS

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It's not even funny any more.

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Oh!

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No.

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I am quite worried about Luke...

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..with me not being there to help him,

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talk to,

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sort of support him.

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I'm kind of worried how he's going to cope with it all.

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I'm so not ready to do a wedding.

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HE GROANS

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The next time Luke and Jaydene see each other

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will be on their wedding day.

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It's Luke's first morning without Jaydene.

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Time to let his best man Chris

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and brother Scott in on his roller wedding plans.

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Look, boys!

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What are you doing?

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-This is the wedding.

-Seriously?

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Yeah, Scott.

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-Yes!

-Chris, Chris?

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-Hockey wedding?

-Yeah, you're going on skates.

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-Oh, behave!

-Yes!

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Boom.

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It's fantastic, Luke, what an awesome idea!

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-Really?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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-LAUGHTER

-Luke's wedding plans are

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very out there, very crazy, very him.

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It is all about Luke,

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and that's what he likes.

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-Jaydene is going to love it.

-I like it.

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Well, I don't know if Jaydene is going to love it, but I am.

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-Everyone's going to love it!

-The divorce is going to be,

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what, a minute after the wedding?

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I think it's awesome. I like it,

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but Jaydene can't skate.

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Who cares what Jaydene can do?!

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After all, it's not about her, is it?

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Wedding theme sorted, Luke turns his attention to priority number one.

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It begins with "st",

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ends in "ag" -

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Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!

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Stag! Stag!

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CHEERING Stag do!

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We only need two and a half weeks for the wedding.

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-We'll smash it.

-You only need two weeks.

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It's only ringing round people.

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Well, a stag do is fine,

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as long as they don't get too carried away.

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I've been waiting for an opportunity like this for, like, years.

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I finally got an opportunity to take my boys to any theme park

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I can get hold of, run around like lunatics

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on a stag do, in a theme park.

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You in?

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-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, yes.

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With nothing yet booked for the wedding,

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the boys get straight down to business.

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Let's smash this stag do out then.

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We've got to get flights to PortAventura,

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for the theme park out there and the hotel.

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They do a premium ticket

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where you can go on every ride.

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-You don't have to queue.

-Really?

-So, that's the mega pass.

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-Mega pass?

-Yeah.

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Insane.

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And then you get to just run around the theme park,

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going on everything, going, "Bye, losers.

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"VIP, baby. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!"

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Just go past them like,

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"Yeah, you wish you had this wristband, but you don't.

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"But you don't, cos I've got the wristband."

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Or you could be more epic and get a limo from here to the airport,

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then we do all that crazy stuff,

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then have a limo from there to Alton Towers,

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and then a limo from Alton Towers back home.

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Wow! Boom!

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There you go, so you've got...

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And just like that, the boys book an epic theme park adventure in Spain.

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Plus a day at Alton Towers when they get back.

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A snip at £2,500.

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Yes.

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Boom!

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With no idea that Luke's already blown nearly a quarter of the budget

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on his stag do, Jaydene's brought her mum

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and sister Jess to their village church.

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With lots of family ties,

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it's the place she's always dreamed of getting married.

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-Jaydene, I'm Peter.

-Yeah, hiya.

-I'm the rector. Nice to meet you.

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-And you.

-So what kind of wedding are you looking for?

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Something traditional? Or modern and funky? What kind of thing?

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-I'm very traditional.

-Are you? OK.

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-Yeah, traditional values, brought up in a traditional house.

-OK.

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My parents got married here,

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and I think perhaps my mum's mum may have got married here,

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and all my mum's sisters and brothers got married here.

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So, yeah, it brings back...

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It's part of the family.

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It doesn't feel...

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It doesn't feel too big.

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It feels quite...

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Yeah, you feel very, like, connected with history and...

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..the church itself.

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Yeah, everything that I've ever wanted,

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all right here in one church really.

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As Jaydene basks in the splendour of her family church,

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Luke is heading to his place of worship,

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in the hope of securing a wedding venue suitable

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for a ceremony on skates.

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The venue I really would like

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to get the ceremony at is the arena.

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The Herne Arena, the roller hockey arena.

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It's like the Wembley of roller hockey, basically.

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See the goal?

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-So have the goal in the middle, yeah?

-So the goal facing, like,

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-out towards everyone, like that, yeah?

-Yeah.

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And then like cones down the edge...

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So like ribbons, coloured ribbons.

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So she skates up the cones.

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-Yeah, skates up the aisle.

-OK.

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LAUGHTER Yeah.

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Then once we've done the ceremony bit, the goal there,

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I'd like to skate round with Jaydene, hand-in-hand, you know what I mean?

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-Like get some people taking pictures and all that.

-OK.

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It seems booking the "Wembley of roller hockey"

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is Luke's number one goal.

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I've come to talk to someone about a booking this out

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as a venue for a wedding.

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-Booking what, sorry?

-The hall, the arena.

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-The arena?

-The arena, like, yeah, for a ceremony type thing.

-OK.

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It's a roller hockey wedding.

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Saturday the 28th is the ideal date.

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Right.

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That is the date I potentially would love.

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Unfortunately, all our Saturdays are fully booked

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for the next couple of months.

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I would leave it with me and...

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-..we can discuss that at some point.

-Yeah.

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As the wheels threaten to come off Luke's roller wedding already,

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back in West Farleigh Church,

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Jaydene is learning just what it means to her family.

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These are the actual cushions that me and Dad got blessed on,

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and they may be Nan and Grandad's as well.

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Yeah.

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Blimey.

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To think that if me and Luke got married here,

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we would actually be using exactly the same cushions

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that Mum and Dad used,

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that maybe even Nan and Grandad used.

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I can't take it in, really, that they're actually the ones.

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This is just Jay all over,

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this church, I think.

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It's...

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It's not just connected to Jay,

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it's connected to our whole family

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and I think that's what makes it so important.

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Definitely being here has made it hit home

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how much family connections are here,

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how much it actually means to me as well,

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which is making me worry more about what Luke's doing,

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and what Luke's done.

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Well, he hasn't done anything yet,

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except book a huge stag do.

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And his plan for a wedding on wheels may have already hit the skids.

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I want the idea that I thought of.

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I want people to be talking about this in 20, 30 years.

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I want people in the pub going,

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"Do you remember Luke Jarvis' wedding?

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"Oh, my God. That was mental!"

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Oh, here we go. The moment of truth.

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-Hello.

-I'm really sorry.

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I've had a look at the bookings,

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we've got a public skate on

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and we've got a party at 12 o'clock.

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Jesus.

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-Oh, well.

-Erm...

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We could take the public skate session off the programme...

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Yeah.

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-..but by doing so, it puts the charges up somewhat.

-Yeah.

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So what time's the public skate usually?

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It's 10:00 till 11:30.

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It's perfect.

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How long does it take for a bride to get ready for her wedding?

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You've got hair, make up,

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getting into the dress,

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-then driving here from Maidstone...

-Getting here from Maidstone.

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..which is an extra 45 minutes on top.

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At the end of the day, I'm making sacrifices in these three weeks.

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At the end of the day, I'm putting my bloody...

0:16:010:16:03

I'm putting my mind on the line here, you know what I mean?

0:16:030:16:06

Eight till...

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-12.

-12, wasn't it, yeah?

0:16:080:16:10

She's going to hate me, having to get ready that early. Oh, well.

0:16:100:16:13

So, Luke books the arena for his ceremony for £500.

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Goal!

0:16:170:16:19

While Luke's roller hockey wedding is finally on -

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well, on a roll -

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at her mum's house,

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a worried Jaydene is fretting about how he's coping

0:16:250:16:28

with having something resembling a responsibility

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for the first time ever.

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He could be making really stupid, crazy,

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totally and utterly ridiculous decisions,

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that I'm going to absolutely hate.

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It's hard, in a way, not being able to reassure him.

0:16:410:16:44

Not having that reassurance...

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He's going to struggle, I think.

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Ceremony booked,

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Luke needs a reception venue.

0:16:520:16:54

He's hopped down to Hop Farm,

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a family park, because this big kid

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has one thing on his mind for the wedding,

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and that's fun!

0:17:010:17:03

-Hello! You all right?

-Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.

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So this is what we're looking at.

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-Yeah.

-This is a big space, obviously.

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-Yep. What I'm after is...

-Perfect.

0:17:110:17:14

..kiddie sort of stuff.

0:17:140:17:16

-Heaven?

-Yeah, kiddie heaven.

0:17:160:17:19

Yeah, I'm talking popcorn, yeah?

0:17:190:17:21

With a fish and chip truck, ice cream truck.

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We're talking candyfloss machine...

0:17:250:17:26

-LAUGHTER

-What else are you going to go for?

0:17:260:17:29

A funfair...

0:17:290:17:30

-..seaside theme...

-OK.

0:17:310:17:33

-..with a roller disco.

-Yeah, possible.

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Most definitely possible.

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Does the bar come in?

0:17:380:17:39

-This space, you get the bar?

-Absolutely.

0:17:390:17:41

-What you see is what you get in here.

-OK.

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Also you get the marquee...

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Cos the shutters ain't going to be down on the day?

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No, we'll try and keep them open for you.

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Why are you looking up?!

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You've got to ask the questions!

0:17:510:17:53

You've got to ask the questions, haven't you? You don't know.

0:17:530:17:56

Is the bar going to be open! Is it going to be there?

0:17:560:17:58

Oh, yes! Sweet!

0:17:580:18:00

This place also has room for that one key wedding essential -

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a roller disco rink.

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Look how big it is!

0:18:060:18:08

Chris? Massive!

0:18:080:18:09

And with the marquee next door,

0:18:090:18:11

this venue is perfect for Luke's kiddie heaven wedding reception.

0:18:110:18:15

If the inside wasn't convincing enough,

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the outside seals the deal.

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Cue excitable Groom.

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Yeah, this'll do!

0:18:220:18:23

This place - this is like perfect for you, Luke.

0:18:230:18:26

Goat! I actually love goats.

0:18:260:18:28

-Well, there you go.

-I had a goat, once.

0:18:280:18:30

You can stroke the goat.

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Amazing!

0:18:310:18:32

I'm having it. End of.

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Job done.

0:18:340:18:35

So, Luke forks out over £3,000

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on an empty shell to turn into

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a fun-filled, seaside,

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roller disco reception.

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The groom has now spent half his budget,

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but with almost nothing booked for an actual wedding,

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what Luke really wants more of is fun.

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First up is a roller rink.

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-I am on a tight budget, and that is what I...

-What you really want.

0:18:560:18:59

-What I really, really want.

-Well, I tell you what,

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I'll come down to 17,

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-plus VAT, I'm afraid.

-I like that.

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I've got to go for it,

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because it's the one thing I've got to have at the wedding.

0:19:060:19:08

It'll be great.

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That's another £2,000.

0:19:090:19:11

Everyone else is going to be talking about this forever now.

0:19:110:19:14

Everyone's going, "Do you remember Luke Jarvis' wedding?

0:19:140:19:17

"He had a bloody roller rink in there. What's that about?!"

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And he doesn't stop spending,

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adding fairground attractions for his fun-filled seaside reception.

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These are a range of all the different stalls that we have.

0:19:250:19:29

The milk churns, the tin can alley...

0:19:290:19:31

He's actually trying to think about all the people that come on the day

0:19:310:19:34

and this whole fun business,

0:19:340:19:35

it is literally for everybody that's going to be there.

0:19:350:19:38

The whole wedding is like a big fun factory.

0:19:380:19:42

Luke And Jaydene's Fun Factory.

0:19:430:19:45

After a busy week, Luke's on a high.

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But across town at Jaydene's local,

0:19:470:19:50

she and her bridesmaids are worried

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the roller skating groom might be planning something awful.

0:19:510:19:55

WHEELIE awful!

0:19:550:19:57

What's the worst thing Luke could do on your wedding day?

0:19:570:20:01

What's the worst thing that he could possibly...

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Buy an absolutely god-awful wedding dress.

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What's god-awful, though? Like, what is...

0:20:060:20:07

If I turn up and he's got a red wedding dress

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that's really short, that,

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like, my boobs are falling out of,

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then I'm not going to feel comfortable

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as I'm walking down the aisle.

0:20:170:20:19

There is an awful lot of pressure riding on it.

0:20:200:20:23

I'm just wondering how he's coping with that pressure!

0:20:240:20:26

-LAUGHTER

-Yeah.

0:20:260:20:28

Not that well, apparently.

0:20:280:20:30

Luke and the boys finally sit down to go through that dwindling budget.

0:20:300:20:35

At least you know what you've spent...

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roughly.

0:20:370:20:39

You need to add two and a half for the stag do, that he's spending.

0:20:390:20:42

So there you go, nine.

0:20:420:20:44

Nine, we ain't even got a ring...

0:20:440:20:46

-You've got three grand left, and that's for rings...

-Dress...

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-Dresses.

-Suits,

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bridesmaids' dresses.

0:20:510:20:53

-Anything else I want for the evening.

-Flowers.

0:20:530:20:55

-Decorations.

-Decorations.

0:20:550:20:57

With three quarters of his budget blown,

0:20:590:21:02

the pressure of having to organise,

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well, anything for the very first time in his life,

0:21:040:21:07

has Luke buckling under the strain.

0:21:070:21:10

I don't know any more.

0:21:100:21:12

It's kind of you go from this happy place to sad place, to...

0:21:120:21:15

And then usually, when I feel like this,

0:21:160:21:20

you know, just go and ring Jaydene,

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talk to her, see what her opinions is,

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see what she says.

0:21:250:21:26

Like she's always telling me don't stress, don't stress.

0:21:260:21:30

She's not around to say don't stress.

0:21:350:21:37

It's just too much.

0:21:410:21:43

I thought it was going to be easy, to be brutally honest.

0:21:470:21:50

I thought, 12 grand, wedding,

0:21:500:21:52

job's a good'un, isn't it?

0:21:520:21:54

You know what I mean, fit money in easy.

0:21:540:21:57

And now I'm going to have to piss everyone off...

0:21:570:21:59

..cos I can't make it work.

0:22:010:22:02

Luckily, Luke has the boys to help take his mind off things...

0:22:050:22:09

Did someone order some beer?

0:22:090:22:10

-CHEERING

-..with a pre-stag do stag do.

0:22:100:22:13

CHEERING

0:22:170:22:19

Oh, Jesus Christ, Davy!

0:22:200:22:22

LAUGHTER

0:22:220:22:24

And when you're dressed like a massive pink baby, where do you go?

0:22:240:22:27

The football, obviously,

0:22:280:22:30

where Luke bumps into a couple of familiar faces -

0:22:300:22:33

Jaydene's dad and brother.

0:22:330:22:35

LAUGHTER

0:22:350:22:36

At half-time, Luke's allowed to take a penalty,

0:22:360:22:39

presumably so he doesn't throw his toys out of the pram.

0:22:390:22:42

CHEERING

0:22:440:22:46

And a cheeky goal later,

0:22:460:22:47

he's back to his winning ways.

0:22:470:22:50

SHOUTING

0:22:500:22:52

It's the start of week two,

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and with her roller hockey wedding just around the corner,

0:22:580:23:01

Jaydene, along with Mum, Gran and sister Jess,

0:23:010:23:04

has come to find the perfect dress for the traditional church wedding

0:23:040:23:07

she's always dreamed of.

0:23:070:23:09

OK, let's have a look for you.

0:23:090:23:12

-This is Riley.

-Oh, my God.

0:23:120:23:14

That is nice.

0:23:140:23:15

What about a lace fishtail?

0:23:150:23:17

-It's got a lovely train on it.

-Yeah.

0:23:170:23:19

I think I'm going to like all of them.

0:23:190:23:21

LAUGHTER

0:23:210:23:23

Jaydene's struggling to choose,

0:23:230:23:25

and if she's finding it this hard,

0:23:250:23:27

it could be an impossible task for Luke.

0:23:270:23:29

Are you panicking you're going to get this wrong?

0:23:290:23:31

Of course I am, a little bit.

0:23:310:23:33

But then, the way I see it,

0:23:330:23:35

the last couple of Christmases,

0:23:350:23:37

whenever I've got clothing or the handbag or anything like that,

0:23:370:23:40

I've nailed it.

0:23:400:23:42

So there's got to be a time when I'm going to get it wrong,

0:23:420:23:44

and I'm so terrified that this is going to be the time

0:23:440:23:47

that I finally get it wrong.

0:23:470:23:49

Luke's hoping his luck will hold today,

0:23:490:23:51

and it will need to, because he wants to find Jaydene a dress

0:23:510:23:54

short enough so she can roller-skate down the aisle.

0:23:540:23:58

-What kind of looked do you want to go for?

-Retro look.

0:23:580:24:00

-Retro.

-OK.

0:24:000:24:01

-Just below the knee, quite flowy...

-Yep.

-..so it accentuates her figure.

0:24:020:24:08

A lot of our brides add a coloured petticoat underneath their dress.

0:24:080:24:11

-What's a petticoat?

-It's a big trench coat.

0:24:110:24:13

-It's like an underskirt that goes underneath the dress.

-All right.

0:24:130:24:16

-Shall we pull out a few styles for you and see what you think?

-Yeah.

0:24:160:24:19

Here we go. Dress number one.

0:24:190:24:21

Dress number one with the red petticoat.

0:24:210:24:24

Yeah, ah, that is a bit... That's very swish.

0:24:260:24:30

I think that's definitely Jaydene.

0:24:300:24:32

Definitely? Maybe not.

0:24:320:24:34

-Oh!

-Wow.

0:24:340:24:37

While Luke's looking at something short with lots of red, Jaydene's

0:24:370:24:41

found a classic, full-length gown without a hint of colour.

0:24:410:24:46

Oh, isn't that neckline beautiful?

0:24:460:24:48

And we all cry!

0:24:500:24:52

LAUGHTER

0:24:520:24:53

Over in Bexley, the boys are still struggling to find

0:24:530:24:56

the perfect short dress.

0:24:560:24:59

I think that's really nice.

0:24:590:25:01

Does she want a sweetheart neckline, or a straight neckline,

0:25:010:25:05

-or does she...

-A what?

0:25:050:25:07

This has got the sweetheart neckline,

0:25:080:25:10

so the line of the bra would obviously have to sit...

0:25:100:25:12

No, I want a bit of cleavage for sure.

0:25:120:25:14

LAUGHTER

0:25:140:25:16

I ain't seen her for three weeks!

0:25:160:25:18

I wanted a bit of boom-boom-pow, you know what I mean?

0:25:180:25:21

While Luke's getting distracted by a couple of details,

0:25:210:25:25

back in Maidstone, Jaydene has found her dream gown -

0:25:250:25:29

a floor-length traditional dress with plenty of sparkle,

0:25:290:25:33

perfect for a classic church wedding.

0:25:330:25:36

-That's lovely.

-That is beautiful.

0:25:360:25:39

That is surely one dream dress, Jaydene.

0:25:410:25:44

I feel actually like I'm getting married.

0:25:440:25:46

Now she's found the perfect dress,

0:25:460:25:48

Jaydene is realising just how much it means to her.

0:25:480:25:52

I definitely choose this one.

0:25:520:25:54

It just...

0:25:540:25:56

makes me feel...

0:25:560:25:57

really comfortable. It's really...

0:25:570:26:00

princessy.

0:26:000:26:02

If the dress isn't right for me, it's going to be really...

0:26:020:26:06

I don't know, it's going to throw me out for the whole day, I think.

0:26:060:26:10

Luke has found his perfect three-quarter length dress

0:26:100:26:13

with red sash and petticoat.

0:26:130:26:16

-I like it the more I look at it.

-That's good.

0:26:160:26:18

Picking the right dress has got to be the hardest task possible.

0:26:200:26:25

And finding the money to pay for it is even harder,

0:26:250:26:28

especially when you've allowed just £700.

0:26:280:26:31

This dress is £1,450.

0:26:330:26:35

-LAUGHTER

-Come again? Oh, no!

0:26:370:26:40

-Shattered dreams.

-Oh, my God.

0:26:400:26:43

Yeah, you know how to kick a man when he's down, don't you?

0:26:430:26:45

What have you been spending this money on?

0:26:450:26:47

LAUGHTER

0:26:490:26:51

That's so Jaydene, it's just...

0:26:510:26:53

If it is Jaydene, is doubling the budget worth it,

0:26:530:26:56

and then having to scrimp somewhere else?

0:26:560:26:58

-Yeah, but it's not somewhere else, it's everywhere else.

-OK, yeah,

0:26:580:27:01

-everything else.

-Catering, suits, bridesmaids' dresses, rings...

0:27:010:27:06

I just want to curl up and cry.

0:27:060:27:07

I would literally get on my hands and knees for 1,000. Oh, please.

0:27:090:27:13

Look, I'm a desperate man right now.

0:27:150:27:17

Erm, yeah, we're not going to drop it that low,

0:27:170:27:20

I'll be honest with you, but we'll meet somewhere in the middle.

0:27:200:27:24

-1,100?

-Yep.

-Do it. All in.

0:27:240:27:27

-LAUGHTER

-Oh, God!

0:27:290:27:31

I'm just hoping when she went to try dresses on,

0:27:340:27:36

maybe she tried a couple of short ones on and liked them,

0:27:360:27:39

cos if she didn't, and she liked a longer one...

0:27:390:27:42

That's literally put us to 1,200 and we haven't even done catering.

0:27:450:27:49

At the moment, my guests are going to starve to death.

0:27:490:27:52

Luke has blown almost all of his budget.

0:27:520:27:55

Time to turn to the one person he knows he can rely on.

0:27:550:27:58

He needs Mum's help.

0:27:580:27:59

Well, actually, what he needs is her skates.

0:27:590:28:02

-I want to do a roller disco reception thing.

-Oh.

0:28:020:28:06

So, basically, it's all roller-themed.

0:28:060:28:09

So I go do some roller-skating, then?

0:28:090:28:11

No, you won't be roller-skating, cos Jaydene needs your roller skates.

0:28:110:28:15

Er, excuse me! Excuse me, hold on a sec.

0:28:150:28:18

-I've come round to ask!

-Have you asked for these skates?

0:28:180:28:21

I never ask!

0:28:210:28:23

No, you're not coming just to take my skates.

0:28:230:28:25

-You know what they mean to me.

-Do you even still roller skate?

0:28:250:28:28

-Of course I can roller skate.

-Not your body, it's broken, isn't it?

0:28:280:28:31

-Look!

-SHE GASPS

0:28:310:28:33

-I can't believe you said that!

-Don't answer that one.

0:28:330:28:36

-Right, where are them skates? Is that them?

-That's my...

0:28:360:28:40

You didn't take very good care of them, did you?

0:28:400:28:42

Look how dirty they are.

0:28:420:28:43

Luke, no, this is the same thing that's happened all your life.

0:28:430:28:48

You are given everything and anything that you want,

0:28:480:28:51

so there you go.

0:28:510:28:53

-Be my guest.

-27 years, it's never changed, has it?

0:28:530:28:56

With the skates handed over,

0:28:560:28:57

the most important outfit of Jaydene's life is now complete.

0:28:570:29:01

It's the end of week two. Time for the hen do.

0:29:030:29:06

But for Luke, it's another place to save some cash.

0:29:060:29:09

We're giving them all of our alcohol left from your stag do...

0:29:090:29:12

LAUGHTER

0:29:120:29:13

..which we've got a whole box full of alcohol.

0:29:130:29:16

Yeah, seriously, so much booze, like.

0:29:160:29:18

That's what I'm talking about.

0:29:200:29:21

Wait a second...

0:29:210:29:23

CHEERING

0:29:240:29:26

Yes!

0:29:260:29:27

LAUGHTER

0:29:270:29:28

You're giving Jaydene her own drink for her own hen do?

0:29:280:29:31

Shh! She'll never know!

0:29:310:29:33

DOORBELL RINGS

0:29:390:29:41

What on earth is that?

0:29:450:29:47

"To Princess and friends,

0:29:520:29:54

"For your hen do, meet at casa de Coomba, 6pm,

0:29:540:29:59

"for drinks and a meal to be delivered,

0:29:590:30:03

"and then transportation to a mystery venue.

0:30:030:30:06

"Love, the boys."

0:30:060:30:08

What's in the box, then?

0:30:080:30:10

Oh, my God!

0:30:100:30:12

LAUGHTER

0:30:120:30:13

Oh, that's my bottle of wine!

0:30:130:30:16

Still, Luke's bargain booze gets the hen party off to a good start.

0:30:170:30:22

He's even splashed out on an exotic dinner.

0:30:220:30:24

-We have pizza.

-Well, it's Italian.

0:30:240:30:27

Just two pizzas.

0:30:270:30:28

And a couple of Cokes.

0:30:280:30:30

But to be fair, we're probably going to have

0:30:300:30:32

to put some crumpets on, aren't we?

0:30:320:30:35

Just as the girls are feeling underwhelmed by Luke's cut-price

0:30:350:30:38

dinner, bridesmaid Jessica gets a call from the man himself.

0:30:380:30:43

-Hello?

-Hello, Jessica, Luke calling.

0:30:430:30:46

Hello, Luke. You all right?

0:30:460:30:49

The transport's on its way for half eight,

0:30:490:30:52

but I think I've got about six, £7 towards the transport,

0:30:520:30:57

so you and the girls might have to help out towards it a little bit.

0:30:570:31:02

And then...you're going to have to sort the rest of the night out

0:31:020:31:06

yourselves, unfortunately. Enjoy your evening. Bye-bye!

0:31:060:31:10

The transport will be here at about eight o'clock, half past eight...

0:31:100:31:14

-OK.

-Half an hour.

0:31:140:31:16

..but, cos the budget's a bit tight, he's only got £7 to put towards it.

0:31:160:31:19

Bloody £7?!

0:31:190:31:21

They haven't even left the house, and already Luke's thrifty hen do

0:31:210:31:25

has his bride-to-be seriously concerned

0:31:250:31:27

about how he's spending the budget.

0:31:270:31:29

I am a bit let down by him

0:31:290:31:32

with his contribution of £7 towards our night.

0:31:320:31:38

It makes me wonder how much he spent on his night with his lads.

0:31:380:31:43

-That would be £2,500.

-I hope it's not anywhere too far.

0:31:430:31:48

Fortunately, it's not too far.

0:31:480:31:50

MUSIC: Lose Yourself by Eminem

0:31:500:31:52

Where the hell are we going?

0:31:520:31:54

Unfortunately, it's really not too far.

0:31:540:31:57

We're not going to The Bell, are we?!

0:31:570:32:00

-Oh, no!

-Oh, it is!

0:32:000:32:02

Yep, it's a night out in Jaydene's local.

0:32:040:32:08

They're going to bloody know me in here!

0:32:080:32:10

Has the groom put any money behind the bar? No.

0:32:110:32:15

He's in trouble. He's got off to a good start(!)

0:32:150:32:19

Without even a free drink for the bride-to-be,

0:32:190:32:22

the bridal party are getting worried about the big day itself.

0:32:220:32:26

I just can't believe it's here.

0:32:260:32:29

It's not so funny now, to be honest.

0:32:290:32:32

The pizza was funny, but now it's a bit like, well...

0:32:320:32:35

This is a load of crap.

0:32:350:32:37

-So, he spent 20 quid on pizzas...

-£7 on taxis.

-..and £7 on ta...

0:32:370:32:41

£27, he spent. 27 quid on your hen do. That's it.

0:32:410:32:46

-He is in so much

-BLEEP

-when I see him.

0:32:460:32:50

To get pissed here and go home.

0:32:500:32:51

-OK, I've got one.

-Go on, then.

0:32:530:32:54

ALL: Film... Two words... First word...

0:32:540:33:00

Meanwhile, Luke's spent £2,500 on his three-day stag party...

0:33:010:33:09

-Cheers, boys!

-To Luke!

0:33:090:33:11

ALL: To Luke!

0:33:110:33:13

..and he's off to Barcelona.

0:33:130:33:16

Seriously, no talk of wedding, all right?

0:33:160:33:19

It's stressed me out enough, right?

0:33:190:33:20

I've come away for at least three days to be a child.

0:33:200:33:24

CHEERING

0:33:240:33:27

We want Luke to forget about the wedding.

0:33:270:33:30

That's the whole point of coming here.

0:33:300:33:31

Ease a bit of the pressure on him, you know,

0:33:310:33:33

just completely forget about what he's trying to achieve at home.

0:33:330:33:36

-Leslie!

-We're going the express way.

0:33:360:33:39

That's what we've got these for.

0:33:390:33:41

That's money well spent, boys.

0:33:420:33:45

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:33:450:33:47

MUSIC: Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne

0:33:470:33:50

I'm so scared, yeah? I'm holding on now like that.

0:33:500:33:52

Literally holding on.

0:33:520:33:54

CHEERING

0:34:030:34:06

# I'm going off the rails on a crazy train... #

0:34:110:34:15

Back in Maidstone, after the disappointment of the hen do,

0:34:180:34:21

Jaydene's sister Jess is worried about the wedding.

0:34:210:34:25

With no sign of the bridesmaids' dresses and no invitations,

0:34:250:34:29

she's calling Luke to find out what's going on.

0:34:290:34:32

Why is it ringing funny? It's like a...

0:34:320:34:34

I've no idea where he could be.

0:34:370:34:41

Unless he's on the stag do, somewhere abroad. I don't know.

0:34:410:34:45

Not just abroad.

0:34:450:34:46

Luke's legendary three-day stag party continues in England.

0:34:460:34:50

MUSIC: In The Hall Of The Mountain King by Edvard Grieg

0:34:500:34:54

Day three of the stag do.

0:34:560:34:58

I think, personally, I'm too tired to be thinking

0:35:000:35:03

about wedding stuff right now.

0:35:030:35:05

A lot of people have been like, "Oh, this process should have made

0:35:090:35:12

"you a man, should have given you some responsibility, you need it."

0:35:120:35:16

I lost my passport, I lost my phone...

0:35:180:35:20

..I've lost tickets, I've lost wallets, Oh, God.

0:35:240:35:27

MUSIC CLIMAXES

0:35:280:35:31

There's not a lot, really, left.

0:35:350:35:37

I've got to do the invites, table plans, bridesmaids' dresses,

0:35:400:35:46

I don't even know if that's sorted.

0:35:460:35:48

AUTOMATED VOICE: There is no happy ending to this story.

0:35:480:35:51

Three days, I can do it, easy. Smash it out.

0:35:550:35:58

Into the tomb of death.

0:35:580:36:01

One thing's been proven by this.

0:36:010:36:03

Give Luke Jarvis responsibility, it all goes a bit Pete Tong, mate.

0:36:030:36:08

Into the darkness.

0:36:080:36:10

CHEERING

0:36:100:36:12

With still no news or a wedding date,

0:36:160:36:18

and unable to contact Luke, Jess tracks him down in the local pub.

0:36:180:36:22

Where have you been?

0:36:240:36:25

LAUGHTER

0:36:250:36:27

Did you go on a second stag do?

0:36:270:36:29

-Yeah.

-Where have you been?

-I went to Barcelona.

0:36:300:36:33

-You went to Barcelona?!

-We did two theme parks in three days...

0:36:330:36:38

..in two different countries.

0:36:390:36:40

So, how much budget is that that you've spent on that?

0:36:400:36:43

Too much money.

0:36:430:36:45

-No, it's all right, we're fine. We're all good.

-And we got...

0:36:450:36:49

How much did we get? £27.

0:36:490:36:51

-30 quid, actually.

-30 quid.

-Yeah!

0:36:510:36:54

Jay's going to kill you, I hope you know that.

0:36:560:36:58

But there is good news for the bridesmaids.

0:36:580:37:01

On the budget, I can get your dresses, but no shoes.

0:37:010:37:05

-And how much are the dresses going to be?

-Yeah, how much are we talking?

0:37:050:37:09

We are talking...£32 for both.

0:37:090:37:13

-£32 for both dresses?

-Yeah.

0:37:130:37:16

Back at the house, Jaydene's concerns about Luke's ability

0:37:160:37:20

to put on the wedding of her dreams are about to get a whole lot worse.

0:37:200:37:25

-On Sunday, him and...four?

-Yeah, there's four of them.

0:37:250:37:30

Went to Barcelona to a theme park.

0:37:300:37:33

What...the hell...was he thinking?!

0:37:340:37:38

If he forgets something now, then it's almost going to refer

0:37:380:37:42

-back to the stag do.

-And the time.

0:37:420:37:44

That wedding better be good, otherwise...

0:37:440:37:47

He's just taking it as, like, a big joke, in a way.

0:37:480:37:53

I thought he was actually doing something constructive

0:37:530:37:56

and that he had taken it on as a bit of a challenge,

0:37:560:38:01

and had risen to it, and it seems like he really hasn't.

0:38:010:38:06

Just three days to go until the wedding and lots still to organise.

0:38:090:38:13

Luke discovers his budget isn't just running low,

0:38:130:38:16

it's completely spent, and so is Luke.

0:38:160:38:19

Over. Out.

0:38:190:38:21

Done. Finito. Finished.

0:38:210:38:26

No bridesmaid dresses...

0:38:290:38:31

No nothing.

0:38:310:38:34

I'm cancelling the roller rink. That's what I'm going to do.

0:38:340:38:37

I don't care if they only give me £600 back.

0:38:370:38:40

I love that girl! I love her! This is who I love!

0:38:400:38:44

-I don't care about my roller

-BLEEP

-skating! I'm doing it for HER!

0:38:440:38:49

So if I need to get grand back, I'll get the grand back!

0:38:490:38:53

I think finally the penny's dropped - I need to stop thinking about my

0:38:530:38:56

-BLEEP

-self and thinking about the other person in this wedding.

0:38:560:38:58

I won't let that girl down.

0:38:580:39:01

I won't let the girl down

0:39:010:39:02

from the time I marry her... to the time I'm gone.

0:39:020:39:05

And I'm not going to let her down now with three days to go. So...

0:39:060:39:12

What are your cancellation fees like?

0:39:120:39:16

'If I can do it for 1,700 including VAT, how would that suit you?'

0:39:160:39:20

1,700 with the VAT? That's a saving of three... That's a saving of 380.

0:39:200:39:25

-That's... That's

-BLEEP

-great.

0:39:250:39:28

I can get my bridesmaid dresses and everything. Can you?

0:39:280:39:32

-Just say yes on that.

-BLEEP

-yes, Simon! You're a diamond!

0:39:320:39:36

Disaster averted, having saved £380 on his roller rink,

0:39:360:39:41

Luke is back in the market for bridesmaids' stresses.

0:39:410:39:44

I do like this one.

0:39:440:39:46

See, because the girls are going to be on skates...

0:39:480:39:51

I can imagine them in that.

0:39:510:39:53

And it's below budget.

0:39:540:39:56

With just three days left, Luke is finally getting his skates on.

0:39:560:40:00

To turn things around and give Jaydene her dream reception.

0:40:000:40:04

-What sort of cake are you looking for?

-A Collie and the Caterpillar cake.

-Really?

0:40:040:40:08

Yeah, really.

0:40:080:40:09

-Why Collie and the Caterpillar?

-Cos me and Jaydene always had Collie and Caterpillar cakes

0:40:090:40:14

growing up for our birthdays,

0:40:140:40:15

so I thought it would be quite funny if we had one for our wedding day as well.

0:40:150:40:19

I was thinking of doing three to make a little pyramid.

0:40:190:40:22

-A pyramid of caterpillars?

-Yeah.

-Right.

0:40:220:40:26

Next, the wedding bouquet, with help from Mum again. Obviously.

0:40:260:40:30

That would make a lovely bouquet wouldn't it, bunched up like that?

0:40:300:40:33

-Yeah.

-What you think?

-They match my jacket, so that's handy.

0:40:330:40:37

Cut the bottoms off, take some of the leaves of,

0:40:370:40:40

leave a couple of leaves on top and they should be fine for Saturday.

0:40:400:40:45

With less than a couple of days' notice,

0:40:450:40:48

our big kid finally gets around to sending the wedding invitation,

0:40:480:40:51

hidden inside a chocolate bar.

0:40:510:40:53

Delivered by an actual kid, two-year-old nephew, Finlay.

0:40:530:40:57

-Give that to Auntie Jay, then.

-Thank you!

0:40:570:41:01

"To Princess Jaydene.

0:41:010:41:04

"We'd like to invite you to a party at mystery venue.

0:41:040:41:08

Your pickup is at 8:45am." That's, like, a five o'clock start?

0:41:080:41:14

It'll be worth it.

0:41:140:41:16

It's the day before the wedding

0:41:180:41:21

and Jaydene is about to see the dress

0:41:210:41:23

Luke has chosen for her big day.

0:41:230:41:26

If she has a dress she doesn't like, it could be the most incredible

0:41:260:41:29

wedding but she's going to feel uncomfortable for the whole day.

0:41:290:41:32

Jaydene hoped for a long white princess dress,

0:41:320:41:35

perfect for her dream traditional church wedding.

0:41:350:41:38

Too short. I don't want a shorter dress.

0:41:380:41:42

Luke went for a short dress with a bright red petticoat and sash -

0:41:420:41:46

perfect for roller-skating in.

0:41:460:41:49

I'd quite like a normal sort of coloured wedding dress.

0:41:490:41:54

I don't want like, bright red or something like that.

0:41:540:41:57

Oh, dear.

0:41:570:41:58

-Ready, Jaydene?

-Yeah. THEY LAUGH

0:41:590:42:03

Here is your dress.

0:42:030:42:04

It's short, which I hadn't even tried a short dress on.

0:42:180:42:23

But...

0:42:230:42:24

it could have been so much worse! LAUGHTER

0:42:240:42:27

I just want to put it on.

0:42:270:42:29

So far, so good.

0:42:290:42:31

NERVOUS LAUGH

0:42:340:42:36

-Oh, wow...

-Ohhh!

0:42:370:42:40

Oh, that's nice!

0:42:400:42:42

That's not what I was expecting at all.

0:42:440:42:46

-You didn't try anything like that.

-No, I know.

-It's really, really nice.

0:42:460:42:50

-He's done well.

-He has.

-He's quite good, isn't he?

-SHE LAUGHS

0:42:500:42:57

I never even thought of trying on a short dress.

0:42:570:43:00

Jaydene, there are other elements to your dress

0:43:000:43:03

that you haven't seen yet.

0:43:030:43:05

Her relief may be short-lived.

0:43:050:43:08

-I'm really scared now!

-I know your feelings on the colour red...

0:43:080:43:13

However...

0:43:130:43:16

SHE WHIMPERS

0:43:160:43:18

I'm a bit... I'm a bit nervous about the colour! I don't understand.

0:43:220:43:27

LAUGHTER

0:43:360:43:37

BOTH EXCLAIM

0:43:370:43:40

Oh, that's cute!

0:43:400:43:43

She looks absolutely beautiful.

0:43:440:43:46

It wasn't anything that she'd ever envisaged.

0:43:460:43:49

She looks so, so gorgeous.

0:43:490:43:50

And the final surprise, Luke's bought matching shoes for the reception.

0:43:500:43:55

Let's hope she'll be this thrilled with

0:43:550:43:57

the roller-skates she'll be wearing down the aisle.

0:43:570:43:59

-Oh, my God!

-Oh, wow!

-They're gorgeous!

0:43:590:44:01

LAUGHTER

0:44:040:44:06

-Oh, they're gorgeous!

-If you'd like to try these.

0:44:070:44:09

It is the little things and he's done all the little things, which is shocking to me.

0:44:090:44:13

I really thought he'd forget.

0:44:130:44:15

BOTH EXCLAIM

0:44:160:44:18

Oh, wow. LAUGHTER

0:44:180:44:20

I'm actually quite taken aback at how much thought

0:44:200:44:23

he's put into actually choosing my dress.

0:44:230:44:26

I totally feel like a princess. I feel really special.

0:44:260:44:29

I feel like...I'm going to MY wedding! It's MY wedding!

0:44:290:44:34

She may be excited about her wedding today,

0:44:340:44:36

but how will she feel about Luke's wedding on wheels tomorrow?

0:44:360:44:41

It's 6am on the morning of the wedding.

0:44:430:44:46

Does everybody want toast?

0:44:460:44:48

-You're not getting fryups this morning.

-LAUGHTER

0:44:480:44:52

-If there's not a reason we're up this early, he's in for it.

-Yeah.

0:44:520:44:56

Jaydene may still be in the dark about her wedding,

0:44:560:44:59

but at least Luke, or rather his mum, has remembered some wedding essentials.

0:44:590:45:04

-Hello!

-Hi!

-You all right?

0:45:040:45:06

-I can't wait! I'm so excited!

-Girls, we've got flowers!

0:45:070:45:11

Cute, aren't they?

0:45:110:45:14

-Luke's mum done them.

-Oh, really?

-"Mum, I forgot the flowers!"

0:45:140:45:19

'I wasn't expecting Luke to even remember flowers,'

0:45:190:45:24

considering he didn't know what the hell a bouquet was.

0:45:240:45:27

So I'm quite shocked that he remembered flowers. So...

0:45:270:45:30

DOORBELL Oh, my God!

0:45:300:45:32

And there's more. Luke has even booked hair and make up.

0:45:320:45:35

-Hello!

-Hello!

0:45:350:45:37

You're that one.

0:45:400:45:41

Luke keeps scoring as Jaydene gets her first look

0:45:410:45:47

at his last-minute online bridesmaids' dresses.

0:45:470:45:51

Oh, wow! LAUGHTER

0:45:510:45:53

-Oh, they're really nice.

-Amazing, aren't they?

-He did well.

0:45:530:45:57

He did, actually, and they both... really suit you.

0:45:570:46:01

With her wedding dress and temporary red shoes on, Jaydene's beginning

0:46:040:46:08

to believe her big kid could have pulled this off after all.

0:46:080:46:12

Oh, wow.

0:46:120:46:15

Oh, you look gorgeous.

0:46:150:46:17

I feel nervous, excited.

0:46:180:46:21

I just want to know what the hell's going on now.

0:46:210:46:24

I'm just so excited to see Luke, really.

0:46:240:46:26

Oh, wow. I was not expecting that.

0:46:280:46:31

I literally don't understand it.

0:46:310:46:33

If there is a significance I have absolutely no idea what it is.

0:46:330:46:37

As Jaydene heads off to her wedding, the guests have started to arrive.

0:46:370:46:41

Luke is in the changing room

0:46:410:46:42

lacing up for the biggest day of his life.

0:46:420:46:44

You all right?

0:46:440:46:46

Are you nervous yet, Luke?

0:46:470:46:49

HE HYPERVENTILATES

0:46:490:46:51

LAUGHTER

0:46:510:46:52

I'm in the zone. Don't talk to me, I'm in the zone.

0:46:520:46:56

Let's get on skates and have a wedding.

0:46:560:46:59

We're going towards the coast...

0:47:000:47:02

-We going to the seaside.

-In a camper van... It's not...

0:47:040:47:09

He hasn't organise something on the beach?

0:47:090:47:12

But as she nears the venue, Jaydene realises she may not be

0:47:120:47:16

getting the traditional church ceremony she dreams of.

0:47:160:47:19

I'm thinking we are going to...

0:47:190:47:22

the Herne Bay roller hockey arena.

0:47:220:47:25

The penny's dropped that she's getting married

0:47:250:47:27

at the Wembley of roller hockey

0:47:270:47:30

and she's about to find out that she'll be rolling down the aisle.

0:47:300:47:33

-Your worst fear.

-Oh, God.

0:47:340:47:37

Sorry, Luke, but I just don't want to put them on.

0:47:420:47:44

-You don't want to put them on?

-No.

-Are you going to?

0:47:440:47:47

I just don't understand why he's making me put...

0:47:470:47:51

Roller-skates on when he knows I can't skate.

0:47:510:47:54

If you just try them on...because they might feel all right once...

0:47:540:47:57

Because Dad obviously can walk next to you.

0:47:570:48:00

I just don't want to hurt myself. That's the fear I've got.

0:48:000:48:04

I really don't want to put them on.

0:48:040:48:06

Don't do it, then.

0:48:060:48:08

Up to you, Jay, your call.

0:48:090:48:11

With Jaydene refusing to wear the skates, and the deadline

0:48:110:48:15

to get out of the venue fast approaching, the wedding is on hold.

0:48:150:48:20

Taking too long, mate, seriously.

0:48:200:48:22

We haven't got this venue for hours.

0:48:220:48:24

It's a joke.

0:48:260:48:27

-Why do you think she hasn't turned up?

-Either the skates ain't fitting or...

0:48:270:48:32

she's just full-blank refused to put them on.

0:48:320:48:35

Really don't want to put them on.

0:48:350:48:37

-I know it's...

-Has it upset you?

-It has upset me, because it's...

0:48:380:48:43

He's making it about him. He's not thought of me in it.

0:48:430:48:47

He knows I don't do skating. He knows.

0:48:470:48:50

But the fact that he knows that I don't skate for a reason,

0:48:500:48:53

why is he making me do it on my wedding day?

0:48:530:48:55

If I had to say my vows in these, then I'm not doing it.

0:48:550:49:01

-Come on...

-I'm cool, I'm cool.

-Come on. Game face.

0:49:020:49:07

-It was meant to go like this.

-I know.

-At ten o'clock it was meant...

0:49:070:49:10

HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS

0:49:100:49:11

-Come on.

-It's just not gone...flowed at all.

0:49:110:49:14

We're all waiting! Come on, Jaydene! Hurry up.

0:49:140:49:17

With concerns building that there may not be a wedding at all,

0:49:170:49:21

worried bridesmaid Jess has one last-ditch attempt to get

0:49:210:49:24

things back on track.

0:49:240:49:26

Why don't you... Do you want to put them on...and see how they feel.

0:49:260:49:30

-All right.

-Put them on, give it a go.

0:49:300:49:33

I just can't understand why the heck he's done this!

0:49:400:49:44

SKATES CLUNK

0:49:440:49:46

I just look like a tit!

0:49:460:49:48

He's got some answering to do.

0:49:480:49:50

He's going to get a punch in the face!

0:49:500:49:53

On my wedding day on roller-skates.

0:49:550:49:58

-I'm going to

-BLEEP

-hit him.

0:49:580:49:59

But as Jaydene eventually rolls down the aisle...

0:49:590:50:02

groom Luke is nowhere to be seen.

0:50:020:50:05

Where the bloody hell is he?

0:50:050:50:06

The celebrant waiting to lead the ceremony had to deliver

0:50:060:50:10

a message on behalf of the groom.

0:50:100:50:12

-Jaydene, stop. We need to go over to the computer.

-Oh, God.

0:50:140:50:18

If you just press this one here.

0:50:180:50:19

BEEPING God...

0:50:220:50:23

Oh, my God. LAUGHTER

0:50:270:50:30

Right, boys, we've worked three weeks for this.

0:50:320:50:35

We've put together probably the biggest wedding of the decade,

0:50:350:50:38

so I need you boys to be on point. I need you to get your speeches right.

0:50:380:50:42

So let's go out there, let's get me married to the woman

0:50:420:50:44

I love more than anything else and let's give her a great show!

0:50:440:50:49

Boys, come on! Let's get this wedding going!

0:50:490:50:52

Come on!

0:50:520:50:53

Finally, after three weeks apart, Luke can make a grand entrance.

0:50:560:51:00

LAUGHTER

0:51:060:51:08

I'm going to kill you!

0:51:080:51:10

Luke...

0:51:180:51:20

-Do you, Luke, take Jaydene to be your wife?

-I will.

0:51:200:51:23

Jaydene...

0:51:250:51:27

Will you, Jaydene, take Luke to be your husband?

0:51:270:51:30

Ohhh! Yes.

0:51:300:51:32

LAUGHTER I suppose so.

0:51:320:51:34

These past three weeks have been the hardest and the longest ever.

0:51:350:51:39

You have made me laugh, nearly cry, angry, and made me hate you,

0:51:390:51:43

but seeing...

0:51:430:51:45

..but seeing you today,

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I could only be proud and even more in love with you.

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I promise to be the man you want me to be.

0:51:500:51:53

Without you I am lost with no direction. With you

0:51:530:51:55

I feel like I can conquer mountains.

0:51:550:51:58

I promise I will never organise anything without you again.

0:51:580:52:01

LAUGHTER

0:52:010:52:02

I love you for ever.

0:52:030:52:05

By the power of love and commitment,

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I now pronounce you husband and wife.

0:52:090:52:11

You may kiss.

0:52:110:52:13

CHEERING

0:52:130:52:15

-Can I take the skates off now?

-Yes.

-They're hurting.

-Yeah, take them off.

0:52:180:52:22

I literally am really impressed with you.

0:52:220:52:26

-I'm not impressed with the stag do.

-No.

0:52:260:52:29

SHE LAUGHS

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His roller hockey ceremony forgiven, Luke whisks his bride off to

0:52:390:52:44

the seaside-inspired reception he hopes will blow Jaydene away.

0:52:440:52:47

Oh...my...God.

0:52:570:52:59

Oh, my God.

0:52:590:53:01

He's got all the games for kids. Oh, he's got cotton candy, popcorn...

0:53:030:53:08

I'm just amazed. It looks so nice. It's very Luke.

0:53:080:53:12

-I'm struggling to see where I am in this.

-In any of it.

0:53:120:53:16

Confused about her reception theme,

0:53:160:53:20

the man himself arrives to enlighten his bride.

0:53:200:53:22

-So, the theme for this wedding is... seaside.

-Yeah.

0:53:220:53:26

So where's me in it?

0:53:270:53:30

Right, the minigolf represents

0:53:300:53:32

-that we always play minigolf on holiday.

-Right, yeah.

0:53:320:53:35

Candy floss is when we go to Hastings and stuff like that.

0:53:350:53:38

The coconut shy was just for fun.

0:53:380:53:41

I can totally see why he's done this,

0:53:420:53:46

because we do go down to the beach a lot in the summer,

0:53:460:53:49

and we do have fun and we do play crazy golf and stuff like that.

0:53:490:53:53

So I can understand why he done it. I just...

0:53:530:53:57

was a bit shocked by it, I think, more than anything.

0:53:570:53:59

At last, Jaydene can see Luke's piece de resistance...

0:53:590:54:03

-the roller rink.

-Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

0:54:030:54:07

I'm not expected to get on that in roller skates, am I?

0:54:080:54:11

-No, we're having our first dance but off the skates.

-Right.

0:54:110:54:13

-There you go!

-That's fine.

0:54:130:54:15

And with the knowledge that she doesn't have to wear skates again,

0:54:150:54:18

Jaydene can finally admit her big kid has grown-up.

0:54:180:54:23

-Really, really happy.

-Really, really happy, yeah.

0:54:230:54:25

I weren't too sure when Jaydene first come in here

0:54:250:54:28

because she was kind of like, "Where's the stuff for me?"

0:54:280:54:32

But the thing is, I did have her in mind

0:54:320:54:34

when I did do this seaside theme and everything like that.

0:54:340:54:38

I can see how much effort you've put in and how much you've

0:54:380:54:41

thought about things.

0:54:410:54:43

This is so fun!

0:54:430:54:45

Luke being Luke, I didn't think he do it,

0:54:450:54:47

but he's proved us all wrong and he's given Jay a wonderful day

0:54:470:54:50

and I think she's utterly thrilled to bits with it all.

0:54:500:54:54

I think the best and the worst bit was the skating. It was brilliant.

0:54:540:54:58

It was just Luke all over.

0:54:580:55:00

Yeah, I think it's gone really well and I'm really pleased.

0:55:000:55:02

I think he's done a really, really good job.

0:55:020:55:05

CHEERING

0:55:050:55:07

# And all along I believed I would find you. #

0:55:070:55:11

It's been absolutely fantastic. Really, really pleased.

0:55:110:55:14

Couldn't wish for a better wedding, really.

0:55:140:55:17

Especially for your first daughter's wedding.

0:55:170:55:21

It's been brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

0:55:210:55:24

It's just proving I can organise stuff,

0:55:290:55:31

but I was always going to organise my way and how I wanted to do it.

0:55:310:55:36

A few days later...

0:55:400:55:42

and wearing her own shoes, Jaydene and Luke made the marriage official.

0:55:420:55:47

-Next time...

-Arrrr, me hearties!

0:55:480:55:51

-..entertainer Matthew...

-Arrrrrrr!

0:55:510:55:54

..wants to put on an epic pirate performance.

0:55:540:55:58

YELLING

0:55:580:55:59

..for his traditional bride, Jamie-Lee.

0:55:590:56:02

I don't want it to look like a joke.

0:56:020:56:05

But will this loose canon make it to port?

0:56:050:56:08

To the pirate wedding!

0:56:080:56:09

All: Arrrrrrrr!

0:56:090:56:11

Or will he go down with the ship?

0:56:110:56:13

-They got your dress! They got your dress!

-Oh, my God!

0:56:130:56:16

He just chucked my dress!

0:56:160:56:18

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