Zante Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

This programme contains some strong language

The first summer holiday with your mates. A rite of passage for every teenager. Freedom...

HE SHOUTS

Temptation...

and excess.

Yes!

All away from mum and dad.

Absolutely...wasted!

If my dad saw me dressed like this

I would not have a roof over my head.

But what they couldn't possibly have guessed is that their parents are coming too,

secretly watching to make sure their kids can stand on their own two feet.

My God, I can't believe I'm seeing this actually.

It will be an eye-opening experience.

Look at the state of your daughter.

But will it bring them closer together?

We're proud to have such a nice child. You're a credit to our family.

Or drive them further apart.

She's in for a bollocking dressed like that, seriously in for a bollocking.

Coming up - it's sun, sea and the search for sex on the Greek island of Zante.

I want to see you get your first time ever.

As shy and sheltered 18-year-old James Warren escapes from his self confessed over protective parents.

I treat him perhaps like he's still like a baby.

We did actually find a way of getting into his Facebook account without him knowing.

This is James's first chance to experience the world outside the strict confines of his home.

I've never been so free in my whole life.

Party girl Jenn Shepherd is looking forward to leaving mum Carol and stepdad Neil behind.

I can do what I want. I'm 18 now so it's my life.

If I want to do it, then I'll do it, no-one's going to stop me.

Independent Jenn is celebrating the end of her A levels with

her school mates before they head off to university.

It would be nice to have one like solid block of time together

where we can just have a laugh, let go before we all move on.

But, are the parents prepared for what they'll see when they secretly watch over their kids?

My God, I can't believe I'm seeing this actually.

And relationships are put to the test when the parents' cover is blown.

"We are so pissed off.

"You've lied to me and all my friends."

So, how will Jenn and James react to their holidays being gate-crashed?

He might get a bit of stick.

-Hi, James!

-Shit. Arrgh...

In Loughborough,

only child James Warren is getting some holiday tips from his parents.

Let's imagine that you're lucky and you find some nice girl,

your heart boom, boom, boom.

What would you perhaps want to do, as a precaution, just in case?

I'd take it seriously and I'd also go through the safety precautions.

-Yeah.

-Well, OK as long as you..

As long as you know what we're talking about.

And don't forget, ever!

My parents are very much over protective and what they do and what they say can be really irritating.

Their worry and their concern all the time stops me from doing things, which I've always wanted to do.

I find it extremely difficult as a mum, especially as an Italian mum, to let my son go on holiday, go away.

I am sure this is the stepping stone for him to want more freedom.

That's some spending money. Obviously, you'll need that.

Remember it's got to last a week.

This is for excursions for the group.

So, if you want to go somewhere special in Zante, somewhere that

might cost a little bit then you've got a bit money there so you can afford to pay for the others to go.

It'll be a watershed, an important milestone I think, between him

basically being a child and being an independent adult.

With money in his pocket, James is hoping his week away will boost his confidence with the girls.

I'm shy around girls because I think that I don't have the confidence.

I'm the kind of person who looks at them first, then I go

and talk to them but I wouldn't just go and talk to every single girl.

In East Sussex 18-year-old free spirit Jenn Shepherd

and her three mates are finessing their own holiday rules.

Number one, party feet. Party feet, the things you have in your shoes so that the heels don't rub.

And then number two, tits.

Get your tits out, everyone loves it.

-Number three, throw trout back into the ocean.

-A trout is a man.

So, if he is really annoying you or too clingy just throw him back.

Never get your rat out to a fellow Loud's trout.

-Don't go near the ex boyfriends.

-Jenn lives by her own rules and has few from mum Carol.

I think you have to give teenagers room to grow up

and you have to give them the space

and you have to give them time on their own

and when they want to chill out on their own, you don't go knocking on their doors.

Deep down my mum thinks I'm still her little girl, like obviously I always will be but it's just like

I'm going to do my own thing, make my own decisions and I just think she can't really stop me.

Eight years ago Jenn, younger sister, Roo, and mum Carol were joined by stepdad Neil.

I think she gets away with a lot more than

a lot of people get

away with. Because her dad doesn't live here,

it's her stepdad, she feels like she can push the boundaries a bit more.

And Jenn's hoping to be pushing the boundaries even further on her holiday.

We can do what we want and no-one's going to be there to be like...

-"Why, Jenn?"

-Yeah.

In Loughborough, James is picking up his crew - plumber Peter,

the wild one, fresh from the Navy, Dan the man and bookie manager,

and man of the world, Rob.

To be able to see something like a holiday in detail the way that we're going to be able to is actually

quite an opportunity and I think at the end of the week we'll understand James better than we do now.

Now, how sensible my James is at the moment I just don't know.

I can't visualise whether he still needs his mum or not. I don't know.

Darling, very, very proud of you.

-Yeah.

-Be very safe.

Yes, I want to go.

Look after yourself, all right.

In Sussex, Jenn is saying goodbye to her mum and sister.

Bye. Bye.

Bye-bye.

Listen, listen. Behave,

Have a good time, have fun.

Jenn has no idea that tomorrow Carol will be flying out to secretly observe the holiday.

I think it's absolutely wonderful that we're going to be

spies in the camp and I would like a better understanding of how Jennifer conducts herself.

So excited!

Heading to the Greek island of Zante with Jenn are Emily, Kathryn

and Gabi and they're looking to take the resort by storm.

We've just named ourselves the Loud, so we can just be loud and we just

don't even care and we're just going to act rowdy, do what we want.

Kathryn she likes to always have a good time.

Emily she's always the girl that gets us raring to go, like comes up with the ideas.

I want to go to a water park.

Gabi, she's the legs, she's like the eye candy for the guys.

I haven't got a beach bag. Have you got a beach bag?

I'm normally the one that gets us into trouble.

All our nights out are pretty interesting when we get drunk and just things happen.

Without parents, it's going to be so much fun.

THEY LAUGH

Obviously, I tell her some stuff but I don't think I'm going to tell my mum all the crazy drunk

-adventures because I don't really think she needs to know!

-I just hope

she comes across as a nice young lady that I know that she is and she can be but

we mightn't learn differently, mightn't we.

INDISTINCT SHOUTING

Jenn and James are on the way to Zante, the third largest of

the Greek islands and home to the main resort of Laganas.

SHOUTING AND SCREAMING

SIREN WAILS

Laganas is swamped each year by tens of thousands of

Brits looking for cheap booze, sex and all night hard partying.

I need a man.

Jenn and the girls are staying at a beach side hotel 500 metres from the main strip.

You just broke the lights.

-Are there sharks in Greece?

-We can find out.

-What ocean is it, Jenn?

-Why would I know?

-As if Jenn's going to know.

-It's not the Atlantic.

But, who cares about geography when there's tanning to be done.

-Are you ready?

-Well, it didn't take long.

James and the lads have arrived and are down the road at a hotel in Kalamaki.

This is James's big opportunity to prove he can cope without mum and dad.

He is finally his own man.

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

-Hello.

-'Hi, James, it's your dad. How're you getting on?'

We've just got into Zante now and I think it's going really well.

-Have you bought yourself a hat?

-Not yet but I will do.

And listen darling, listen tomorrow when you are on the beach remember to wear your sunglasses.

Yeah, I'll speak to you later... They won't get off the phone. It's so annoying.

'Put antibiotic cream on your legs.'

-'I'll speak to you later.'

-OK.

-Ciao darling. I love you, ciao.

Bye.

You know, phoning me on the first day, which is a bit annoying

and a bit irritating really but I'm going to have to live with it, aren't I?

As it's his first time away from his parents, the lads have a game plan for James.

It's quite a battle where we keep pushing James to get that

more independence and push him and push him and push him

because he will have to stand on his own two feet.

He won't really live properly until he manages to do it.

It's the girls' first trip into town and they're already attracting attention.

-You look beautiful, ladies.

-Thank you.

You get a free drink and free garlic bread when you're waiting for a meal.

-Good.

-Thank you very much. Welcome in.

Despite all the big talk of wild nights the early start

has 18-year-old Jenn heading for bed. It's 10.30 pm.

We are going to bed now because we're actually knackered. 24 hours

being awake is not fun.

While the girls call it a night, the lads are just getting started.

James who has never had a girlfriend, is on a mission, to meet girls.

-There's a lot of totty, about isn't there?

-Oh, fuck me, I can't believe it.

If you don't pull in here, mate, you're never going to pull.

I'm raring to go, I'm nowhere near tired.

James has one thing on his mind.

I have to pull tonight. I have to. There are so many options.

-So many of them.

-Where you from?

-Nottingham.

-Sorry.

-Nottingham.

-Oh, right, good.

You had a chance there, mate.

-I didn't catch your name.

-Ellie.

-Nice to meet you, I'm James.

At first I was thinking James might tense up and have nothing to say.

But James didn't have that. He was on it, confidence, talking,

the whole shebang.

-I'm not having that.

-You blow it out and then neck it.

Why.

You just do. Right, are you ready lads? First night in Zante,

to Zante, lads.

We've had a few drinks and hopefully we'll go onto the next one.

Find somewhere decent in the strip.

Find a bit more totty and hopefully we'll pull.

To Zante!

THEY CHEER

We've been on the island less than 24 hours right now and James is currently enjoying his arse off.

With a bit of Dutch courage, James has found himself a girl

and this could be the big chance for his first ever kiss.

I've met

Sam from one of the bars and she's a lovely girl.

# You're gonna make me make me love you

# Nothing at all that I cannot do

# Promise I made, promise I made

# Started to fade started to fade... #

-See you later.

-See you later.

Yes, lad!

YES!

That's the end of it, really.

I hope I'll move on and hope I'll get another kiss on the lips next time, you know, but I'm proud of

myself for doing it because I never thought I'd be able to get that far with someone.

Enthused by James's success with the ladies, the lads celebrate.

I want to try and get off with a girl while I'm here.

And man of the world Rob has a few tips.

I want to see you get fucked for your first time ever.

I want to see you absolutely hammered off alcohol and then get fucked.

Right. Not only that, right, you'll find you'll last

a lot longer.

# And the love kick-starts again... #

It's four in the morning and James

and the lads are still hard at it.

# And the love kick-starts again... #

I've never been so free in my whole life.

My parents aren't here to tell me what to do

and tell me when to go to bed and when to do this, that and the other.

In 18 years of me being alive I've never had such an amazing, fantastic, fantastic night.

It's the second day of the holiday.

After an early night, Jenn and the girls are buffed and tufted ready to tan.

I feel better today, not so tired.

I was actually knackered yesterday, it was horrible, so at least I feel better now.

Emily leads the way to the beach and the girls soon dismiss the potential talent on the island.

-Want fruit?

-No, thank you. We don't want your melons, we don't your grapes.

-No fruit?

-No, thank you.

It's like they've never seen girls. It's like they've never seen them before.

-The men are slimy,

-Unless they are like British and our age,

then I think it's all right to socialise with them.

When you can't understand a word they say and you know.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

No-one knows where anyone's been.

I'm up for meeting anyone really.

We're here for a good holiday not to catch an STI.

-What?

-We're here for a holiday not to catch an STI.

At their hotel, the lads are indulging in the usual male preoccupations.

Check that bird out over there. That's amazing.

What neither the girls or the lads know is that just down the road

at Zante Airport, the parents have landed.

-Hello.

-Nice to meet you. I'm Tony.

Ooh, sorry!

Hello. How are you? Where have you come from?

Well, we've just come from Luton.

-So, have you got a son here?

-A son, yes.

-Have you heard from him?

-So far he's still OK.

He hasn't lost anything, he's enjoying himself.

He didn't want to tell us anything at all.

I think the girls may possibly have unpacked, don't know about the boys.

That might be a gender difference.

They start their mission by checking out the resort.

Oh, my goodness, look, have you just seen that?

That big nightclub back there.

-Oh, yes.

-That was quite large, wasn't it?

-That was a very...

-That's migraine territory isn't it, in there.

I guess there are some places here that we wouldn't totally advise.

It's nice that you're right next to the sea as well.

I think it's lovely.

This is nicer than I thought, less sticky looking somehow.

I think James is probably still on the beach now.

I think he would be looking for a good place where there are some really pretty girls.

So, what will Jenn be doing then do you think then, Neil?

She'll be in a bar somewhere with her mates,

getting drunk no doubt.

Having seen enough, the parents head to their hotel to prepare for the night ahead.

HAIRSPRAY HISSES

After missing out yesterday, the girls are determined to party.

-OK, let's go.

-I need to make my skirt shorter.

-You slut.

-Look at you guys talking.

-We're not making them shorter than they are.

-Get your tits out!

It could either look really chavvy or it'll look nice.

I want it to be busy.

Jenn's mum might not have many rules but there is one thing she won't tolerate.

I just don't want to see her smoking.

I just do not want to see her smoking, that will break my heart.

-Shall we go that way?

-Girls, where are you off to?

-We need to eat.

Eating is cheating, girls!

You get a cocktail with two shots for 3.50, yeah?

Searching for the bar with the cheapest cocktails in town, the girls find the GSpot.

Yia mas!

A cocktail and two shots for 3.50, which is so good.

At their hotel, the parents are bracing themselves to hit the strip

and observe Jenn and James in full flow.

I'm not sure it's going to be too awful.

-No.

-I think there'll be a lot of people

enjoying themselves, drinking a bit but staying basically good natured.

You still ain't done four drinks - get them done.

-I have.

-No, you haven't look.

James, there's one of them, there's another of them, there's another of them. Come on.

I'm feeling a bit nervous at the moment because it's 12 o'clock now

and they've probably been drinking for a couple of hours and now it may be silly time.

14 vodkas tonight. Let's have it. Yes, please.

I'm more sensible than Pete. I'm more careful about what's happening than Pete. He's a bit mad.

SHOUTING

Although the girls so far haven't been impressed with the local male talent,

the local male talent is certainly impressed with them.

Guys, do you want to tell me about this creepy man?

Aaarghh!

He had a note and it said things in English.

And he was like nice to meet you and then he was like Bella, beautiful.

He saw me saying that I was hot and so he put the bottle on my shoulder and he got ice and said,

-"Do you like that?" I went, "No."

-He asked how old I was and he was like.

-Too old.

Finally, the coast is clear and the girls can move on.

I loved how we spent like nothing. We spent 3.50 euros.

It's pretty easy for girls to get drinks.

You're a girl. You're born with a vagina.

The parents sneak into position on the balcony above the strip.

Hidden, they wait in anticipation for a glimpse of their children.

-Are they coming, Neil?

-I see them.

-Can you see them?

-Yeah.

All sitting on the corner outside the Kamikaze bar.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! If they only knew. If they only knew...

Here they come.

Jenn has got the dark shorts and black and white top on.

At least she's not smoking.

I feel quite privileged, actually, to be able to see this

because you're not very often given a chance

to see what your children get up to, are you?

You only ever see her go out the door and come back in the door,

you don't see anything in between. This is new for us.

I think that is the hardest thing when you're a mum, when they are 18 and you have to let the reins go.

I hope he's with his friends.

It is basically safe but I think it's good to be with a lot of people in this sort of environment.

-There he is, he's got flowers around his neck.

-What?

-Look he's got something around his hair as well.

-They are glasses.

I thought he was shy.

He would never in a million years have flowers around his neck!

He looks so confident, you can see the way he's moving around, standing tall.

Oh, he's having a fantastic time, having fun and hoping to meet some girls maybe.

I feel that he's very fortunate

and I think he will never want to come with us again on holiday.

Out of sight, James and the lads move onto more boozing.

We are all mashed out of our heads right now.

Basically, we need a drink.

I tell you what, I'm going to get shitloads for you, I will sort you out. Come on, fellas.

The girls have blagged themselves a free upgrade to one of the biggest night spots on the strip, Plus club.

-Have a nice evening, girls.

-Thank you.

We're getting in for free! Yeah!

The girls might think they are wild and crazy but they haven't seen the other clubbers.

A few clubs away, the lads are mysteriously a man down, Rob is missing.

We were all having a drink and a bit of dance.

I noticed Rob was...sitting down

and falling asleep a bit.

Right now I don't know where he is.

He's part of our team and we are going to try and find him

as soon as we can, just in case something might have happened.

We're currently a man down but I know Rob and we all trust him.

Basically, Rob can look after himself, we all know that, yeah.

With Pete calming the nerves

about Rob's disappearance, the lads bravely carry on.

Back at the hotel, Rob is out for the count.

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

I'm at the hotel. ALL right. Bye.

Now, it's time to have a nice kip and wake up in the morning feeling nice and fresh.

After last night's antics, it's time for both sets of parents to

view footage of their children and see what's really going on.

Fingers crossed.

See how naive I've been then.

First up, Tony and Ornella are about to see James getting a sex pep talk.

Forget the Pepsi just keeping drinking alcohol.

I want to see you get fucked for your first time ever.

Not only that, right, but you'll find you'll last a lot longer.

I don't think that's biologically correct.

So, the best thing you can do is get fucked out of your face and then pull a bird.

Well, they are suggesting that if he has loads and loads to drink

and then finds a girl somewhere he'll be able to continue for hours and hours.

I think that's the general gist of it.

I'm not using exactly the same words.

-Sex.

-Well, I think that what they may be alluding to.

I was so shocked I couldn't say anything!

Next, it's Carol turns to see what Jenn's been up to.

Smoking. Is she smoking?

Yes. I'm not impressed but

she's not holding the packet of cigarettes so I'm hoping they are not

actually her cigarettes and she has not purchased them.

I think she's the only one smoking there.

-GIRLS:

-Wooh!

She's holding it more than she's smoking it.

I think for Jennifer that smoking is for show. Yeah, I'm hoping

that it won't last.

Jennifer knows my views on smoking and it's zero tolerance at home.

And I've just seen her smoking on screen and I will

have to sit down and talk because

I don't like it and I just think it's the wrong path to take.

The lads are all recovering at their hotel.

-I've been better.

-Oh...

What time is it?

12 o'clock.

Oh, my God.

I've not got a hangover but I'm quite tired and my head's spinning.

I'm feeling fine. I can't remember much from last night but I'm feeling good.

I'm hoping Pete's going to be easy going about waking up.

If he's difficult, I'll have to leave him.

KNOCK ON DOOR

-Pete, are you up yet, mate?

-I'm fine and dandy.

Come on, mate, everyone's up apart from you.

-What happened to Rob last night?

-Look over there because apparently.

Oh, no. That's lovely.

At least it weren't in the bed.

This morning I thought we could go to the beach

and then we could hopefully hire a boat if that's what we want to do.

Rob are you going to be sick again.

That's why I'm always careful.

I'm not worries about being sick. It's natural.

That's why I drink loads of water in the morning.

Pete's off back to sleep.

I'm glad I didn't throw up like he did.

If he had a good time, then that's good.

Come on, Pete. Get up, stop being lazy.

Whilst the gang sleep off their hangovers

James wants to make the most of his week of freedom and hits the beach.

I feel more independent.

My mum she always wants to know where I am, where I'm going,

and what time I'll get back and that lot.

If she was here now I think I would wind her up by

not telling where I was going and that is one of the biggest issues she has.

My dad does have some strict issues and he does like to set targets and set limits for me.

He does piss me off to the limit. He does really get on my tits.

At the girls' hotel, the coast is clear and mum Carol was hoping to

allay her fears about Jenn's smoking by sleuthing around her room.

-Do you want me to keep watch outside?

-Might be an idea.

I'm just going to have a quick look around.

Hundreds of shoes.

I'm just going to have a look in the drawers or the cupboards to see

if there's any cigarettes, see if she brought any cigarettes duty free.

That's my bag.

She's only pinched my make-up bag.

Ah, OK.

UK duty paid.

Crisp packet there, handbag.

Here we go.

These are obviously Greek cigarettes.

They've obviously

smoked those. I will be heartbroken if I know she's smoking on a regular basis.

I will actually...

I won't let this go.

While Carol has concerns with what she's discovered, Jenn is reflecting on her growing independence.

Now that I'm 18, I don't really like being controlled and I like

to make my own decisions and do what I want to do.

It's not that I'm not controlled in any way shape or form, my parents

do have control over me but it's whether I choose to like listen to that.

Worried about the cigarettes found in Jenn's room, Neil and Carol are keen to keep a close eye on her.

They are on their way to secretly observe the girls in Zero's,

a bar famed for its outrageous drinking games.

Hiding in the upstairs office, they'll be able to watch what Jenn gets up to on a wireless monitor.

I think we could possibly see Jennifer in

a different light tonight.

I think it's much later

and I think

she could have had a little bit more to drink and maybe letting her hair down a little bit more.

Swing you legs round.

And it's not long before Jenn's up on the bar being prepared for a drink called the orgasm.

For God's sake!

I think they call that the dentist's chair.

Think happy thoughts!

There's now a chap standing over the top of her.

He's now astride my daughter.

He's taking his top off!

CAROL LAUGHS

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Ooh, that's cold!

-What's he going to do?

-Fill it up with drink and tip it into her mouth.

CHEERING

And I think she's loving it.

I can't believe I'm seeing this actually. My God, what's that?

No!

Please don't kiss her.

-She's got to drink it now.

CHEERING

-I think that's good enough.

-Bless her.

-Was that as good for you as it was for me?

-It was so good.

-It was so good.

That's on the house.

Oh, bless them.

CHEERING AND SCREAMING

That's done every night to different girls.

They obviously picked four girls out who they know are going to perform.

If they go on drinking now, tonight, that's when things will happen that she can't control.

The only concern that I would have if there's another lad in the club watching that,

he would think that she was an easy target to pick on later on.

I'm still in deep thought about what we've just seen.

Yeah, I think she's going to be a little bit embarrassed when she knows we saw that lot.

CAROL LAUGHS

Neil and Carol leave for the night but the girls carry on.

After her "orgasm", Jenn goes for a different kind of high.

Oh, my God!

It's good!

SHE LAUGHS

Nitrous oxide causes oxygen deprivation, which gives a euphoric hit.

Inhaling laughing gas can be dangerous and become addictive.

It was just funny.

-Your head's thumping and your lips tingling.

-It was crazy! It was so weird.

All I could hear was the thumping of the music and then my voice sounded like a man's voice.

Only for 30 seconds, 30 seconds and then you're fine.

It's the lad's third night on the town.

Having led a sheltered life, James wants to try everything.

To the strip club, lads, here we go James, let's have some fun.

I'm ready for this, mate, of course I'm ready.

Parked at the top of the strip Tony and Ornella are on stakeout

just metres from the lads and James.

Crouching down in the car, they can't see him.

You're going to have a lot of birds right in front of you with their tits hanging out and everything.

As James near the lap dancing club he gets just what he doesn't want, a call from mum and dad.

Oh, my phone.

PHONE RINGS

Hi, James, it's your dad.

-Hi.

-Where we going by the way?

-Not yet.

-We're off to the library.

-Yeah, the library!

I'll pass you over to your mum, OK.

-Go away.

-Hi, James, darling. Ciao.

-Hello, Mum. How are you?

-We are fine, we are great, what are you doing?

-I'm going to a library right now.

-To the library.

It's a special library. To the library where the girls take their clothes off and dance around.

Library, is there a library in Zante?

Oh, parents these days.

-Hello.

-'Is there a library so late at night?'

The more late it is the more discount you can get.

James, are you all right?

I'm really pleased I'm here and I'm really, really happy, I really am.

Anyway I've got to go because I'm going to go to the library, see you later, bye.

-To the library. Off we go.

-To the library, where girls take their clothes off.

Is there a library in Zante open at this time?

No, there wouldn't be at this time.

It's a bit of a strange thing to say.

Did he mean he wants to go tomorrow and just look it up?

-No.

-Does he mean the tourist information office.

Five euros and you get a free drink.

-How many people?

-Four.

Wooh!

Oh, my God! I'm buzzing.

What matters is that he sounds really happy.

Tony and Ornella leave and an hour and five lap dances later James is certainly happy.

Fuck me, I feel absolutely overwhelmed.

I've just entered the biggest strip club in Laganas and I'm absolutely staggered.

I've spent 100 euros but now I'm going to get a bit more money out.

Money, money, money.

Yes, my first time using the ATM machine and it's actually worked. Wooh!

Welcome back again, for a second time.

After five more lap dances, James couldn't be happier.

I'm going for the last time to the cash machine, getting some more money for this stupid strip club.

Since I've been a virgin...

I've not really had any luck with girls but...

You've just had tits all over your face, I'd call that very lucky.

I've been for the last three hours in the strip club and I've spent quite a lot of money

and what I've done I've spent a silly amount of money without really realising it.

I've spent, I think it's been 220 euros so far.

When you've got tits in your face going like that,

you know, the money starts slipping out of your pocket. Put it this way we want tits.

Here we are again for the 100 time.

Although Pete and especially James are keen for more stripping,

Dan and man of the world Rob have had their fill of naked women for now.

First thing we saw straightaway was a bird with her tits out with a decentish rack on her.

He must have been in there and had four or five costing 20 euros a piece.

He's gone to the cash point, got some more money out and gone back in.

Me and Dan, we have told him that maybe enough's enough.

I think if it's long enough, we'll drag him out if we have to,

drag him out by his feet.

After a last round of lap dances, James is finally spent.

-You had tits all in your face.

-Here you are Pete, sit down, sit down.

I actually think the sensible option now is not to have any more dances.

Yeah, I was just about to say that, actually.

I've spent quite a lot of money tonight and I think the best thing

for me to do is to get home and good night's sleep so we can be all set for tomorrow party, yeah?

Let's get home, lads.

James has racked up 250 euros on strippers.

-Did you have a good night?

-Loved every second of it.

-The lads call it a night.

Taxi.

Next morning and Tony and Ornella are about to find out

what James really got up to last night.

To the strip club, lads. Here we go, James.

Oh dear! Oh dear.

-James, where we going?

-Ssh, not yet.

-We're off to the library.

-Yeah, to the library.

TONY LAUGHS

Off to the library!

-How many people?

-Four.

I'd prefer he didn't go into strip clubs but if he does

-it's not the worst thing in the world.

-No.

I feel absolutely overwhelmed.

-I've just entered the biggest strip club in Laganas.

-He's proud he's had the courage to do it.

He looks slightly shaken.

I've spent so much so far on one little strip club. I've spent nearly over £100, 100 Euros..

He's spent £100 on going into a strip club.

But now I'm going to get a little bit more money out and come back and then I'll stop

and move onto the next one and see where the night takes me.

Yes, my first time at an ATM machine and it's actually worked. Wooh!

It's own money. He's using his cash card.

-Welcome back again.

-I don't want him to feel ashamed of himself.

Sooner or later he would have had...this kind of experience.

Yes, he's got to work these things through I think.

Carol and Neil are about to see Jenn taking nitrous oxide.

NITROUS OXIDE HISSES

Oh, my God!

Before she went to school.

That's news to us.

I do not know whether it would be legal or illegal in England

but I think it's morally wrong in a bar, in a pub they give this to girls.

-We're shocked, aren't we?

-Yes, I have to say...I'm quite shocked at that.

That's a

big no-no in my books.

It's like a very cheap pleasure and what's she getting out of it?

Erm...

She's got the confidence and she's got the personality.

I don't know why she needs to take stuff like that.

I wish he hadn't gone into the strip club because I wish he had the maturity of knowing that that's

not what relationships are about, it's not what sex is about and it's certainly not a way to meet girls.

Fair enough, he's done it once.

Let's just hope he prefers to approach girls and have

a healthy sort of...kind of relationship.

Despite spending 250 euros in a lap dancing club last night James is still keen to get out and about.

That looks amazing, that's what I want to do.

After seeing James's antics last night, Tony and Ornella want to see what he's up to.

Where shall we go then?

Be careful.

They're sneaking onto a vantage point overlooking the beach, just yards from the lads.

-Wow.

-James, you don't have to pay to see girls' tits out here, they all just take their tops off for free.

-There they are. Can you see them all right, darling?

-Yes, yes.

Tony put your head down!

-That's nice they can do that together.

-That is beautiful.

I can hear them shouting. Goodness gracious, look at that!

That's quite a speed, actually.

Best part of the idea is not to fall off into the water. Oh, that's lovely.

They'll see all, well if they were looking, they'll see all the coast as well, won't they?

They are now in the water!

That looks great fun.

It's just on its way back, better get back down.

Oh, ouch. Ah!

Is he looking towards us?

Oh, my God! Please crouch down.

James is just in front of me.

I really enjoyed it. I think we all did.

They all fell in apart from me.

I was the lucky one today.

Seeing James so independent on his holiday has got mum Ornella, reassessing how she treats him.

I especially need to change attitude

to make him a real man,

a young man not a mummy's boy.

# Party and party and party

# And par and par and party... #

It's midnight and the strip is buzzing.

Sizzle is the hottest and biggest nightclub in Laganas.

Jenn and the girls are going there as are James and the lads, who've gone all out to attract the ladies.

-I actually think I look better than I ever have in my life.

-Same, same.

I go to the corner shops looking like this.

Tonight, both sets of parents are joining forces to secretly watch

their children from the rooftop of the nightclub.

-I've never seen him with bare arms like that.

-No.

I think you can safely say they are getting in the mood.

While the booze gives Peter twinkle toes,

James needs to work on his moves.

He just pushed into this guy as he walked by and got a bit of a look off that guy.

Here go the girls, they're doing some dance now.

They're doing routines they've obviously worked

out before they...

-Ohh.

-It's obviously better to see him enjoying himself like this than

-going into the strip club.

-James has two women either side of him.

One of the girls that is

dancing with James is just sort of showing...her knickers.

She's doing it again.

I think she's quite a forward young lady.

Oh.

The drink is starting to talk a bit.

I'm very pleased that James is next to these two beautiful girls and is talking

-to the blonde one.

-She's got her arms round him dancing, I think.

-Wow.

-After the parents leave the action in the club hots up.

And it's way too much for the girls.

THEY SHOUT

That was gross, that was genuinely gross.

-It blurs their vision.

-That was disgusting.

The floor is like literally wading through a river of sick and drink.

I literally looked at a girl and as I looked she just got her jugs out.

-And there were sexual acts in every corner.

-We are leaving.

-Not for me.

THEY SHOUT

On the pavement Pete has to take a well-earned breather.

But the lads are still keen to party.

They've arranged to meet some girls in the nightclub

but the longed for ladies are nowhere to be seen

and the night descends into an all-male affair.

-James is wasted tonight.

-He's wrecko tonight.

You don't usually see the mighty James

wreckoed but tonight he's having a good night.

I've never really stayed out this late before and I think

now it's 5.30 it's quite late and if I was back in Liverpool,

I think I'd probably still be asleep by now.

It's kind of boost my confidence up to a point where I think it's going

to help me in the future and it's kind of helped me to to speak to more of the ladies.

Jenn and the girls have moved onto to an old favourite, Zero's Bar, but there's trouble in store.

A drunken holiday-maker has taken a dislike to Jenn and wants a fight.

-Chavvy scum.

-She's really crazy.

-Did you see the make-up she had on? You could literally like claw it off.

-Let's go home.

See you later, girls, take care.

She was so chavvy.

At the end of the day, I'm just not going to lower myself to it.

It's girl like that that give Zante and English girls a bad name.

Jenn and the girls' night has come to a sour end but it's about to get worse.

They always knew their parents would get to see their holiday on film

but the girls are shocked when they find a production phone with text

revealing Jenn's mum has been getting a more intimate daily glimpse.

In the wee hours of this morning I received a text from Jennifer.

"We are so pissed off.

"You've all set us up.

"We wanna go home now.

"You've lied to me and all my friends.

Then a couple of minutes later... "I'm literally so angry at you."

I think that she thinks I've betrayed her by the mere fact that I'm here.

But...she's not 100% sure

that we're actually on the island at present.

She knows what I'm going to get up to, she knows what I'm going to do

but knowing it and seeing it is two completely different things.

Obviously, I knew, because we were being filmed, like my mum's going

to see it anyway but like seeing it right there when, I don't know if she did, but I don't like the idea

and I don't like the idea that it was all a secret and we didn't know.

Some other parents might say,

you know, you're stupid to do it and I won't get that trust back

but if Jennifer's mature enough, she'll see this for what it is and that nobody was out to get her.

There's no malice involved, there's no intention to hurt, it's purely to understand how...

..to oversee, I think, that she can look after herself.

As the sun sets, Carol and stepdad Neil brace themselves to meet Jenn.

Well, we have to meet her tonight and try and resolve the situation

and hopefully it will be a good meeting between Carol

and Jenn and it won't, hopefully, won't fly into anything else.

MUSIC PLAYS

While the girls are partying their worries away, Neil and Carol head for Jenn's hotel.

Anxiously, they wait in Jenn's room for her return.

What the hell?

Why are you here?

-OK.

-Kathryn and the two girls can you go in the other room?

-Yeah.

-Jenn, hide your drugs!

-This is so weird.

-Are you pleased to see me?

-No.

It's just so stupid.

Did you watch me do the cocktail thing on the bar?

-Yes.

-My, God! That's so embarrassing.

We are going to have a little chat tomorrow.

-Now you've been watching us for four days I'm annoyed.

-You're annoyed?

Yes, because it's my holiday.

Yes, you look really cross.

I am cross.

Leave me alone now, goodbye.

-All right then.

-Bye.

Neil and Carol retreat, leaving Jenn and the girls to reflect what's been going on.

I think last night and this morning we were just a bit pissed off like

there's a whole secret and we didn't know what it was.

-I'm happier now we know what's going on.

-Yeah, we can laugh about it now.

She knows I drink. She's seen me drunk.

We do stuff normal people do.

Just not to the extreme obviously because of the situation.

I think she's going to be just like, "Ah, well done."

She's not going to be angry at me because then I will just say

I'm angry with you and I will move out and not talk to you ever again.

It's the cold light of day and Jenn is about to find out

what her mum really thinks of what she's been up to.

-Hiya.

-Hello.

-Nice to see you.

Been able to have obviously a little...

..insight into your holiday.

Do you understand why we did all this?

Yeah, I do but I think it's a bit of an extreme length to go to.

Well, you are a bit secretive at home, aren't you?

I would like to ask a couple of things.

I would like to know about the smoking, really, how much you do smoke?

I only smoke socially.

-Did you buy the packet of cigarettes?

-I have bought a packet, yeah.

I'm not cross, I'm just a bit sad.

Everyone goes through stages, you've just got to let me do it.

-Oh, yeah, I appreciate that.

-Some days I don't smoke.

-OK.

So, the second issue. I would like to know about this laughing gas, really.

It's something new to try, like an experience.

Would you know the line not to cross, if somebody offered you something a bit more..

Yeah, I'm not going to do anything hardcore.

That's what we want to hear.

I think Jennifer has grown up considerably in my eyes.

She's just proved to me she's street wise and I really can't ask for anything more.

Now, it's time for Tony and Ornella to reveal to James that they've been secretly watching him all week.

I feel very emotional because my first big worry is that James will freeze thinking,

"Oh, my God" because he has got a bit of a woof-woof temperament like I have.

He might go ballistic.

Are we just doing each other or...

For their Saturday night extravaganza, James and the lads are slapping on the war paint.

It looks like someone's jizzed on my head.

You look like some crazy warrior.

You have to take a little bit of paint and look beautiful.

As they head to the strip so do James's mum and dad, ready to give him the shock of his life.

James and the boys are back at one of their favourite bars

and Tony and Ornella are sneaking in through the kitchen, ready to pounce.

-Hi, James.

-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

What the hell? What are you doing here?

-Shit.

-A bit surprised?

-Go away!

-James...

Ciao, darling!

It's not that we didn't trust or anything like that but it's such an important experience for you

that we wanted to be able to see it for ourselves.

You are my hero, darling.

I've never felt so embarrassed in my whole life.

You have been such a wonderful young man.

-I feel sick.

-You are so handsome and you're so confident.

Look, think it'd be useful, actually, guys,

if we could have a word and then he will be with you soon.

You all look great, great.

I hope you understand why we were here. It's not that we were snooping on you

but if we'd not seen what you'd done and how well you've coped, then it would have been harder for us.

There's a lot of things that have made us really proud.

You've been wanting to do other things and not lay around in bed all day.

And that's been great.

It's been really good as well the way you've been confident

and you've been talking to girls but in a really nice way, not leering at them or talking inappropriately.

We've seen you having a bit to drink, we saw you go into the strip club.

You're experimenting with new things, things that you've never done before and that's OK.

That's what being a young adult's about.

Honestly, James, that's OK.

James we need to do things differently as parents.

We need to recognise that you're not a child any more

and we need to work out how we can be different in the family.

I especially need to stop overprotecting you.

I really think we understand where you're coming from a lot better.

I feel closer to my parents now that they've kind of shown me

how much they love me and how much they've seen me enjoying myself.

On one hand, I'm really pleased with seeing them but on the other hand I was a bit shy

and a bit embarrassed because they've seen quite a few things, which I didn't expect them to see.

-Are you happy with us?

-Yes.

-Good.

I've loved every second of this holiday, I really have.

I'm never going to forget it. It's always going to be in my heart for the rest of my life.

Give me some of your face.

It's going to change me, it really will. It's going to

make me feel more positive about what I'm going to do in my future.

We're really proud of what he's done and the way he's taken himself

forward and we really see that as a new start.

OK, I don't think all that sunk in in the short time that we were there, but I hope that

those words will stay in his mind and what you said about him and how great he looked.

I hope that he'll think about that overnight.

Next time in Magaluf...

I'm not going home just yet.

The lads hit the streets...

That's my son.

Let it all hang out.

-Oh, my God.

-That's disgusting.

And push their parents.

Look at me. I've seen things this week that no mother should ever see.

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