Zante Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

This programme contains strong language

The freedom of your first holiday with your mates

-where everyone's up for it...

-I'm not missing home!

..and anything goes.

Cheap booze...

I am really drunk.

Leave me alone.

..dirty dancing...

..and that all important independence...

Arghhhh!

..away from Mum and Dad.

I hope my mum does never watch this.

Sorry, Dad!

But, what the teenagers don't know, is that the parents are coming too.

That's disgusting!

Secretly watching.

Can we have just five minutes.

He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.

Sneakily spying...

There's Dan.

..and outrageously hiding.

Tricky, tricky.

All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

It's the one thing that we said we didn't want to see.

I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.

I'm shocked.

He's dead.

Will the parents like what they see?

You've turned from a girl to a woman.

As the teenagers get the shock of their lives.

What?!

-Oh!

-Oh, my God!

Why are you on my holiday?

Coming up, a big drinking boy and a sensible girl...

We're going to get Zante pants.

..head to the Greek island of Zante.

Self-confident, 18-year-old, Kieran...

I hope my mum does never watch this on the sofa with me at all.

..has only one thing on his mind...

For the week, the shag tally!

..as he heads off on his first ever lads' holiday.

Most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

And good girl, 19-year-old Natasha...

Are you being serious? Are you wanting to go out?

Typical going away with a couple of girls.

..is looking to discover her party spirit.

Just get out, go!

Away from her DJ party animal mum, Heidi.

We went out clubbing absolutely every single night.

But, when the parents go undercover...

Just tell him to sling his hook.

Will it all be too much?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, no, I don't want to do it.

I can feel that she's not comfortable with it.

He's really, really upset me.

In Norwich, 18-year-old attention-seeking Kieran

is heading off on his first ever lads' holiday.

I just like it when everything revolves around me, to be honest.

If I don't get the attention, I'll find a way to get it.

When I'm out with the boys, I'm just the first one at the bar,

first one to down the drinks and usually the drunkest one, as well.

Kieran lives at home with his sister and mum, Kate,

and this is one mummy's boy that doesn't lift a finger.

My mum definitely does spoil me.

I wouldn't have it any other way, to be honest.

No, I know I mother you.

Well, yeah, but that's not a bad thing.

But you let me do it.

Yeah, course I let you do it, because it means I can be lazy

and you enjoy it, so I wouldn't want to stop you from enjoying yourself.

Here we go, darling.

Thank you, cheers.

Sometimes I just want to have a rest.

-Mum!

-Him to stand on his own two feet.

You didn't put any relish in it.

Why do something myself when my mum can just do it for me?

It's easier.

That's everything off your list. Condoms...

My mum does my washing...

..hairspray.

-..cooks for me...

-..trainer socks, plain white.

-..cleans for me...

-..and pumps.

..literally everything for me.

If you need anything else, give me a shout.

Kieran's holiday is a chance to show mum that he can cope without her.

What are you wanting to get out of the holiday?

What are you going to do?

I think it would probably be nice to prove that I can do things myself.

Yeah, I hope so.

But one thing she doesn't control, is Kieran's excessive drinking.

Kieran will drink until he can't stand up.

On a normal night out, I'd probably drink ten pints, shots,

anything, just mixers, pitchers, as much as I can get in.

Take a tactical chunder and get back on it again.

The drunkest I've ever got was at a house party,

when I drank half a pint of Ben's piss

and laid in my sick for three hours.

Mum Kate might put up with her son's drinking,

but there's one thing she won't put up with.

Darling, there's just one rule.

I know, yeah, OK.

Not to disrespect women, Kieran.

I won't do it.

Don't play with people's feelings cos I will be disappointed.

I've heard Kieran and his friends chat about games that they play

called like Pull The Pig and things, where...

where they all go out to see who can sort of pull the ugliest girl

in the club and things.

I just think it's disrespectful,

with no thought to how the girl might feel.

I'm expecting, from this holiday, to get really messy

and end up with as many girls as I can in one week.

Helping Kieran on his booze-fuelled pulling holiday are...

Yeah, I'm probably going to pull some three out of tens on holiday.

..not so picky, Ben...

I'm the nice guy of the group, I like to think.

..the mother of the pack, Sam...

I'm not a nice guy,

cos I'm going to pull some horrific practical jokes on everyone.

..and the joker, Patrick.

We are all going to get smashed and I'm going to be taking the twos

and you, like, are my wingmen and you can take all the ugly friends.

I'll just be, you know, down an alleyway with some.

-Yeah, but, yeah, but I like that.

-Some pig.

Over in Southend-on-Sea,

part-time student and theatre-loving Natasha...

Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

..is heading off on her first ever holiday without Mum.

I haven't been away before.

I don't know what else to say.

This definitely does feel like a rite of passage.

Natasha lives with single mum and former DJ, Heidi.

If I was honest about who's the bigger party animal,

I don't know, I think it could be myself, to be fair.

She calls me her mum quite frequently.

I'm sat there like, "OK, what time are you coming home?"

And she's like, "Whenever I want to."

Natasha leads a life somewhat different to most teenagers...

My friends do see me as the sensible one.

They see me as the one that's kind of,

"OK, it's five o'clock in the morning,

"I think we should get some sleep now."

..whilst her mum still likes to think she is a teenager.

I think if we were to go to Ibiza, I think I'd probably be the one

that you'd probably want to film more than her, really,

because I'd still be the one coming out the club

at eight o'clock in the morning.

If it's anything like when I went on holiday, oh, my gosh!

Blimey, we went out clubbing absolutely every single night.

Interest wise, we clash and so when it comes to talking

about things sometimes, we're on two completely different levels.

Yeah, music and football, that's my loves.

Now 19 and desperate for some independence,

Natasha, can't wait to get on that plane.

I'm really geared up for it because I'm like, yeah, I can go out there

and I'm my own boss and I can come back and I can kind

of lay down the law now that I've had my own experiences.

Despite her wild past, Mum, Heidi, is still anxious about her

daughter's first holiday away, and that's not all she's worried about.

Sure you'll have a good time.

Don't put that money in that bag.

No, I'm not, I'm going to find my purse to put it in.

My biggest fear is when Tash actually wants to leave the nest.

As much as she doesn't want to let me go, she kind of wants me to

get this independence, but I think, when I come back and I've got it,

she'll be like, "I wish you hadn't gone."

I'd be lying if I didn't say that, um, the day she comes to me

and says "Right, Mum, I'm moving out,"

I would be absolutely devastated.

Heidi's going along to spy on Natasha,

in the hope it will prepare her for the inevitable.

This holiday is going to be, I think, sort of like the start

of a whole new chapter in mine and Natasha's life.

It is like the stepping stone to actually accepting that she's

not my little girl any more and she's actually

a woman in her own right.

Are you worried about tomorrow?

-No.

-Do you think I am?

-Yeah.

I'm really apprehensive, but excited.

I don't know how I'm going to react.

It is very much like, I've never done this before, so.

I can't prepare myself for it, which I think will be good.

Cor, I'm really nervous now!

Joining Natasha on the holiday are...

party-loving Hayley.

I'm a typical Essex girl and everyone says I'm really ditsy,

but I'm really, really not.

I think they just say it, cos I've got blonde hair.

..and surrogate big brother, Darius.

Obviously going to look out for you guys,

so I'll probably see you there, but if I see one of you pulling

I'm not going to go, "Oh, no, I better get involved." That's not me.

But, obviously, if I think it's dangerous, then yeah, I'll say.

-Ah!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're going to be waking you up at six o'clock every morning

-to go and do activities with us.

-Whoa, whoa!

-Don't go to bed.

-Six o'clock?

-That's when we go to bed.

-Don't think so, somehow.

-I won't be going to bed at six o'clock.

-Why?

I'm going to be getting in at.. I'll be going home at one o'clock,

to go and get some sleep.

-Won't be going out till 12.

-Yeah.

-What?!

Setting off at 2am, it's time for Natasha to get her first taste

of independence.

Be good, all right? Take care of yourself.

-Bye.

-See you later.

Oh, my God, that's my little baby gone off on her first holiday.

Oh! Little does she know!

Whoa!

In Norwich, the time has come for Kieran to say his goodbyes...

I love you, all right?

-Love you too. See you later.

-Mwah!

-Thanks. See ya later.

..and head off on the holiday of a lifetime.

Bye. Have a nice time.

We'll be watching you, sooner than you think.

You'll be doing some two out of ten, whilst playing Pokemon

on your Gameboy.

He's got a belt clip, so he can walk around on a night out,

clipped on, he'll be like,

"Hang on, ladies, just check out what level my Pokemon on".

The Greek island of Zante is filled with magnificent culture,

glorious landscapes and amazing seas.

But every year, thousands descend onto the Laganas strip...

..looking for cheap booze, cheap thrills

and with only one thing on their mind.

Arriving to join in on the fun are the over-excited Norwich boys.

Come on, lads!

Two, four, six, eight, who do we annoy and hate? You!

Rule for the week, receiving does not count.

If you are getting bummed, that's not on the shag tally!

Kieran is sharing with the other ladies' man, Ben,

so the race is on to get the biggest bed.

I'm calling this. Double, I've got double, I've got double.

On the double, on the double.

Ooh, hello!

We'll be needing this!

Oi, this is chunder bowl.

It's big enough for us both.

Chunder bowl is sitting there.

A real chunder bowl.

This is pride of place ornament, the chunder bowl between.

You all need a chunder bowl.

-Patrick.

-It's a great shower.

I'm going to be showering like this, checking out the girls,

whilst I'm going, "How you doing?" Ooh, hello.

Hello.

Fuck!

-Sorry, mate.

-You bastard!

You dicks.

Boys being boys, Kieran is quick to set the holiday targets.

Oh, no! The shag tally.

For the week, the shag tally.

Right, this week, Sam, mate, you've already got one,

cos I bummed you earlier, so you're in there.

Well done, mate. Sam is in the lead.

I think Ben, Ben and Kieran are going to end up sharing,

sharing some really ugly chick.

Well, not shared at the same time.

Not at the same time, no.

At Natasha's hotel, she will be sharing with party-loving, Hayley.

That shower is actually really nice.

Yeah, this isn't your room though, Darius.

He's got his eye on the girls' shower,

but Darius will have his own room next door.

-Oh, I'm so excited!

-I want to go outside.

-I want to just get ready and go.

-The bar looks really good.

I really want to get ready and just go.

Last card for...

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

At the boys' hotel, they only arrived an hour ago

and things are already getting rowdy.

Chug it! Chug it! Last bit, last bit, go!

Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce!

It's in his fucking nose!

Look at him, he's a fucking mess.

There it is! Chunder, first chunder on the chunder chart.

Oi, boys! Get it back down ya, boys.

-Shall I do it?

-No, no!

I'm going to do it.

He's fucking drinking it.

What! No! Agh!

He drank his actual sick. He's own sick with kebab and alcohol.

Get it back down ya, that's what I say.

No. Mate, don't, please.

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, by miles.

I'm out.

Basically, that one wasn't a tactical chunder.

I thought if I drank it back again and drank me own sick,

I kind of took a number off,

cos then, technically, nothing's come out of me.

But, apparently, that's not true and apparently that's disgusting

and I feel a little bit sick now.

Whilst the boys get their holiday off to a messy start,

on the strip, sensible Natasha has taken a different approach

to her first night. She's going shopping.

We're going to get Zante pants.

-And we're going to get Darius to wear some as well.

-And we're going to... Yeah.

-Put them on over your jeans.

-No. No. What they doing?

Much to the dismay of a disappointed Darius.

I'm still going out for partying,

but looks like we're going to have to wait till tomorrow night.

Typical, going away with a couple of girls.

Are you being serious? Are you wanting to go out?

Me and you are going to fall out.

Poor Darius didn't want to go shopping tonight.

But, tomorrow night he said that we'd have to go out clubbing

-for the whole night.

-Minimum five o'clock.

-Five o'clock in the morning we'll come home.

-Minimum. So that's the earliest.

It's not even 10:30pm and Natasha is already calling it a night.

Let loose from their parents and with cheap booze on tap...

Zante!

..the boys are hitting it hard.

Kieran has made a recovery

and is hoping to get a notch on his shag tally.

They're fucking twins!

But all that booze opens the floodgates.

After I've had this piss, I'm going to go back up there,

find them two girls that I was with

and take them back to our apartment.

Once again, the booze takes its toll.

Kez.

Need to go home.

-You need to get home?

-Is that your sick?

-Yeah.

-You're not going to pull tonight.

-No.

-No.

Oi, Sam!

Leaving the boys to take Kieran home.

It's midday and Kieran is feeling the effects of last night.

Anything went last night.

It was hot and I'm paying for it now.

I'm not drinking till tonight. I need to pace myself.

I'm going to stay on it tonight.

I have no idea why I down my drinks so quickly.

I suppose it's just to make myself look cool in front of the lads,

thinking I'm big at the time and, in the morning,

I feel so little. So little.

She might have passed on the booze-fuelled thrills last night,

but sensible Natasha is definitely looking

for her kind of high this holiday.

By trying water sports.

What about if we do the rings, the flying fish and the banana boat?

I don't see the point in doing something that will make you feel like, "Yeah, that was cool."

I want to do something that I'm like, "Wow! Crap!

"I was fearing for my life back there."

# Express yourself

# Express yourself... #

That was amazing!

Amazing!

That was so incredible.

I'm so chafed right now. Oh, my God!

Blissfully unaware, Natasha doesn't realise

that another thrill seeker has arrived on the island.

Her mum.

And joining her is lifelong friend Claire.

Kieran's mum, Kate, is joined by her mum, Kieran's nanna, Roz.

-OK?

-Hi.

-Hello.

-Hi. I'm Kate.

-Claire.

-Hi, Claire.

-Nice to meet you.

-And you.

-I'm Roz.

-Heidi.

-Hello. Nice to meet you. And you.

-What's your name?

-I'm Claire.

-Hi, I'm Roz.

-This is my mum.

-Hello, Mum.

So, you said you've got your son, who's 19,

-what's his name by the way?

-Kieran.

Right, OK. Is there anything you're really worried about,

with him on this holiday?

-Yes, he says he's going to get his knob out.

-Oh, my gosh!

Which I think he will. What about Tasha?

Well, she hasn't got one of those, so I haven't gotta worry about that.

I'm not really that worried about how she's going to behave

because I've got quite an open relationship with her,

so it should be OK. No, I'm not really worried.

She's a bit of a shot girl, so she likes her shots, so, um...

-Yeah, Kieran does his.

-Yeah.

Anything and everything and they do this technical chunder.

-Oh, my God, that sounds gross.

-Which is a huge waste of alcohol.

Can't see Tash wanting to have any part of that, to be fair.

Good!

On arrival at their hotel, the parents are about to get

their first glimpse of what their children have been up to.

About to see Kieran, a bit apprehensive, but not too bad.

I think it will be OK.

I don't think I'm going to be too shocked yet.

All right, here we go then.

I think if she's herself and doesn't go OTT, she'll be fine.

What will anxious mum Heidi make of her sensible daughter

going to bed early on her first night on holiday?

Tomorrow night he said that we have to go out clubbing

-for the whole night.

-The whole night.

-Definitely.

-And all morning and all afternoon.

-And he said we're, we're not allowed home till what time?

-Minimum five o'clock.

-Five o'clock in the morning we'll come home.

-Minimum.

-Minimum, so that's the earliest.

As much as I've given her my blessing to go

and have a good time, she knows that I'm obviously going to have concerns

if she goes too reckless and everything.

So, yeah, that's really sweet.

I think she's done really well. She's been thinking about you.

I don't think it's going to be the same for me.

Oh, bless! I'm sure it'll be fine.

OK, let's see.

Oh, no!

For the week, the shag tally.

This week, Sam, mate, you've already got one

because I bummed you earlier, so you're in there. Well done, mate!

I might have to take a tacky chunder in the toilet

and then kind of get back to this game.

In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

Get ready to put me a notch down, boys.

Oh, Kieran.

Well, you knew he was going to do that, didn't you?

That's the one.

Oh, I just shake my head.

-They're just typical boys, aren't they?

-Yeah.

It's not something I think is great.

Obviously, it's not good for your body

because, you know, the harm that it can cause and he does know,

because we have talked about it,

but I'd rather he wouldn't have a shag chart.

Kieran's no different to what the boys were when I was young,

which was a little while ago.

I feel like I would pick up a two out of ten

and be very happy with it right now.

I'm going to go back up there and take them back to our apartment.

I just want to go home and throw up.

Oh, bless him!

Oh, don't throw up again.

Technical chunder two.

Not happy with that he would have a two out of ten.

We have spoke about that.

We will speak of that again.

I agree, I mean if he was sort of like to see my daughter

and then give her a rating I wouldn't like that.

-No.

-Do you know what I mean? So, as a mother of a girl, then I can...

-Yeah.

-I can sympathise with you there.

Being a woman and having two daughters...

Yeah.

I know what it would do to them and I'm not happy.

He knows how I feel about him rating girls.

He's got a sister and he's got a mum and he would not like it

if it was done to either of us.

Let's go!

It's night two and the boys are hitting the strip.

But Kieran says he's going to take it easy.

Tomorrow morning I will not be hanging out of my arse.

I will be up bright and early.

I'll be showered before anyone else wakes up.

But, on only his second night on holiday...

For Kieran, actions speak louder than words.

Right, let's go.

After an exceptionally early night last night,

will Natasha be able to last until 5am, like she promised Darius?

Cheers!

But she's not alone. Mum Heidi is heading to the same bar.

She wants to see what her daughter gets up to

on her first night on the strip.

She's getting an opportunity to prove to me that she is a grown up

and she is able to control situations and deal with situations.

Whoa! Zante!

We've been getting free shots all night, free shots. Free shots!

Look, he's old enough to be your dad. Back off!

Right, you got to drink it like that.

Just tell him to sling his hook. Go on! She's just so nice, isn't she?

-She's like that.

-She can't tell anyone to like do one, can she?

Yeah, bye. See you.

-Thank you so much.

-Oh, she's blagged free drinks as well.

That's my girl.

-Uh oh!

-No, don't have all three.

Mum thinks she's seen enough, so she heads home...

..leaving Natasha to continue partying.

There was an older guy there.

I didn't really feel comfortable with that.

But that's nothing to do with her, that's me being a protective parent,

being the mum and dad role all rolled into one,

so, you know. That will never change, you know.

I've just got to accept that she's able to handle that situation

-and handle it probably a bit better than I could.

-Yeah.

The plan tonight is blag night. We want as many free drinks as possible,

get into as many places as possible.

Blag, blag, blag, blag, blag, blag, blag.

Whoo! And it's going to be a cheeky night in Zante.

Kieran turns 19 at midnight.

And good intentions have gone out the window.

It's only 10pm and already the boys are struggling.

But not Kieran.

Stay out with me! You two, pussios!

Oi! But it's my birthday night and two of them have gone home.

They're not here, but I'm getting fucked anyway, so I'm not bothered.

On his birthday, Kieran is determined to not go home alone.

And with that he gets 19 kisses.

# All day, all night

# All day, all night... #

Girls are coming up, 19 kisses in like a minute.

Like that's well played, well played!

I've now got to go find one of them 19 to take home,

if I remembered who the fuck they was.

And it's not long before confident Kieran hits the target.

Muck up here. See you later, boys.

I am getting some laid! Shag tally, tick.

It's nearly 4am and Natasha is still partying hard.

And it looks like she's finally finding her mum's party spirit.

Whoa!

The next day and the parents are about to discover

what their children have been up to.

First, Kate, who has concerns about Kieran's drinking.

I'm hoping that he just has fun and...

But fun what he can remember tomorrow.

I have no idea why I down my drinks so quickly,

thinking I'm big at the time and in the morning I feel so little.

So little.

Everyone just eggs you on to drink more and more and more till you drop.

And I'm easily led.

I think it is hard because when you're with the lads it is that...

That pecking order, isn't it?

Showboating, peer pressure, that's the one, isn't it?

And if you show that softer side, you're not marked up

-as one of the top lads, are you?

-Mm.

So, it is. I do understand why he does it. Here we go.

CHANTING

CHEERING

Make some noise!

Yeah. Where's your hotel?

It's ages away.

Ages!

I am getting some laid! Shag tally, tick.

I think he thinks it gives him more respect and things.

-Mm, man points.

-But I don't think it does, at the end of the day.

I think when the lads all get together, it is that

and Kieran will live up to what everybody wants him to do.

And hopefully he will treat her with the respect that she deserves

-and things, so yeah, hopefully.

-Next up, it's Heidi.

Since we've been on this holiday, Darius and Hayley have been

very much like, yeah, cut loose, cut loose, and I do really want to cut loose,

but then I think, cos I have been brought up by mum on her own,

um, and I've had to grow up a lot quicker.

I've had to be supportive of her and things like that,

so it's hard for someone to break that mentality of kind of growing up

really quickly, to then going on a teenage holiday and trying

to act like a teenager, cos I've never really...

-I've never really had that.

-Ah, bless her!

That's sort of like made me feel a bit weird

because I thought she had been a teenager really.

It's hard. She's got the others saying to her

that they want her to be more like them, hasn't it?

-Yeah.

-So, that's probably why.

-Yeah.

-She's now thinking, "Oh, maybe this and maybe that."

I wouldn't want to be the person

that she thinks is sort of like holding her back.

-It is difficult to let go.

-Yeah.

-To know when to let go.

-Yeah.

That's something that, you know,

I'll need to discuss with her. I don't want her to feel

that she can't go and do what she wants to do.

This is going to be a learning curve for both of you, and it's not

going to be easy, so you've got to sort of, um, try and work through

these sort of little problems that are coming up now.

It's Kieran's 19th birthday

and the only present he's waking up to is a split condom.

Not the gift he was expecting.

That is like literally STD right there

and you went bareback for a bit.

He said to her "Did you use a condom?" And she went...

Mate, that is filth!

The one thing I do regret is not realising the condom split

and that's... That worries me a little bit.

But nothing I can do about it now.

And it's not only Kieran that's a mess.

I feel sick.

Three days into her holiday

and Natasha is feeling the effects of a hangover.

-Do you know what? I don't remember a lot of last night.

-Neither do I.

-I don't, no way.

-I definitely didn't remember coming back.

The week away from her mum is teaching Natasha

how to properly enjoy her young life.

'As much as I think it's giving me independence, it's also reinforced'

how much of a teenager and how much of a kid that I still am really.

I think I just need something to eat, like.

-Yeah.

-And then I'll be all right.

Just need a massive fry-up, otherwise I'll be sick.

Make sure you get the door.

Whilst the boys head to the bar...

With Nanna, Mum is sneaking into Kieran's room,

to see how he is coping on his own.

Oh, my God! What have they done with the sheets?

Disgraceful.

Oh! Condom's in the bowl. Nice! Classy. Very classy.

"Shag tally."

Kez, how he can rate them like that...

Chunder chart.

Kieran chundered five times within one hour. Silly boy!

I can't see any girl wanting to come back when it stinks like this.

Really not happy with him because that is just... That is disgusting.

Oh, yeah, it's, er... Look!

He's not been brought up to do that and it is... It is vile.

I have brought up four children and...

But I would have been mortified if one of mine had done this.

Oh, I am, I really am. He's really, really upset me.

It's a change for Natasha, as she's taking control

and starting the night with drinking games.

Plan for the evening is get absolutely totalled at our house

and then go straight to Zero, so we can go for a foam party.

Go hard or go home!

5, 4, 3...

And when she gets there...

..she parties just like her mum would.

..with my fucking fringe...

For birthday boy Kieran, heading to the same club,

it's a more considered start to the night.

You're going to a foam party and you're doing your fringe.

-What? What?

-Ooh, yes, got to straighten this bit, yes,

got to look right for tonight.

Exactly, so my hair is fucking sick.

Your hair is spam, mate, proper spam.

Preening done, the boys head for the foam.

I hope my mum does never watch this on the sofa with me at all.

I will be avoiding the situation.

MUSIC BLASTS, DJ SPEAKS TO CROWD

# If you feel it, say yeah, yeah

# Hell yeah

-THEY SING ALONG:

-# Say hell yeah

# Hell yeah

# Say hell yeah

# Hell yeah

# This is love, this is love... #

As ever, Kieran has only one thing on his mind.

There's girls in there, like, with wet T-shirts.

I have seen plenty of nipples already.

But cosying up to men is the last thing on Natasha's mind.

And they're all over her.

I don't like that whole people coming up to you and grabbing you

kind of thing, I don't like that, that makes me feel really uncomfortable, so I was a bit like,

everywhere I went, there was someone just going...

And I was just like, "Get off me, just go, just get out, go!"

But, as his birthday comes to an end...

Boys! Here for a bit.

Kieran hopes to get a last bit of birthday luck.

INAUDIBLE

Get in here.

Shots of piss?

Will you still sleep with me if I have a shot of piss?

-I dare you, a shot of piss!

-He's already drunk.

I want to see you piss in a shot, so I know it's authentic piss.

Chin, chin.

That is good piss.

Do you want to finish the rest of it?

It's all gone. There's nothing left in here.

She won't kiss me now because I just drank piss.

Shit on it really.

With the taste of urine in his mouth, Kieran heads home. Alone.

The next morning...

And, at the parents' hotel,

they're about to catch up on what the teenagers got up to.

No! Nah, like she was not the kind of girl that you'd take home.

I was using a condom for a bit and then it split and I didn't

even realise, so just carried on without realising, till the end.

I don't really know what to say about that.

Um, the repercussions from it,

he's not going to be able to have any control over it.

You know, if the girl gets pregnant that's her choice then,

and he has no control over that.

If he's caught anything, he's got no control over that.

-That's right.

-That's is the only problem with drinking

because all those sort of safety values just go out the window.

I've been that single mum at 17.

-Yeah.

-You know, because I had unprotected sex and my life changed

and I don't... I don't want his life to have to change now at 19.

-Yeah.

-Just because of that.

Right.

I think my mum would probably feel a little bit ashamed

of some of the stuff I've done out here.

If I went down to the STI clinic and got myself sorted,

I think, in a way, my mum would maybe be proud

that I've kind of plucked up the courage to do it and sort myself out,

and make sure that, when I have been irresponsible,

that I'm responsible enough to sort it out as well.

Ah!

But he does realise, doesn't he,

that in the beginning he was doing things that wouldn't make you proud.

-Yeah.

-And so it's told him now, "No, I'm not going to do this any more."

-I know, but I'm never ashamed of him. Never.

-Well, no, not...

And he's considering your feelings. Like you are,

what you think of him is the most important thing, you know, whereas

at the beginning of the week it was what his mates thought of him,

when it was like, yeah, drink it, do you know what I mean?

It's good hearing him say that he is going to go down to the STI clinic.

And next up is Natasha.

I think Zante puts it all into perspective for me,

-like, as much as I think it's given me independence...

-Ah!

..it's also reinforced how much of a teenager

and how much of a kid that I still am, really.

I mean, her thing when she came out here was "go hard or go home"

and, like, she obviously hasn't.

It's cos you were a bit upset yesterday, weren't you?

-Yeah.

-By the things that she was saying yesterday.

-Yeah.

And I think today she's realising a little bit more that she does

perhaps need it a little bit still, she's not completely ready to go.

Yeah.

I think me and my mum are two completely different characters.

She was an old-school '90s raver and, at the time,

because I was only young when it was happening,

she was going out and doing all of these different raves and stuff,

and I never got to see her, so I always resented her for it,

if that makes sense. Because I grew up with that resentment,

I flipped the complete opposite, so she was this really cool

party animal and then I went the other way

and was this completely like old-school, back-to-basics

sort of prim and proper person, because I didn't want to be anything

like, I mean, obviously this sounds horrible

saying it now, but I didn't want to be anything like what she was like.

She didn't understand, um, that that was a job to me.

She just, um, I think she just thought I was out partying,

you know. I didn't appreciate...

I don't think I appreciated how much she resented it.

I know when my mum and dad split up and mum was going out working

and I was having to look after my little brother, I'd think,

-"Agh, all my friends are out doing this and doing that."

-Yeah.

"And I'm sat at home doing this," and at the time I didn't think

"Oh, she's going out, she's working and earning money so we can..."

-Yeah.

-"..have things." You know, have clothes and food and stuff.

It just doesn't... It doesn't occur to you. It's just simple.

I was trying to earn a living, but she was a child at the time,

so, perhaps, she didn't see that and, like...

It's only as you get older that, you know, your mindset changes

and everything like that.

But, I mean, now that's she's, you know, she's mentioned that,

then I'm more than happy to sit down and discuss that with her,

you know, that's the way we move things on.

On their final full day together, Natasha and her friends

are heading to the booze cruise.

-That looks so cool.

-It does look good.

-Yeah.

I'm not going to lie, I'm quite excited about this.

Conscious that Natasha is new to the party scene,

Heidi has come down to the booze cruise,

to see what her daughter will do at what is often a risque event.

Seriously, I just want her to have fun and have a good time,

that's what it's all about.

So, they're going to do some sex games today,

including, er, blow job competitions.

-Oh, my God!

-What?

-Most sexual positions in, er, five minutes.

She ain't going to be happy with any of that.

The sex games and all that, she weren't impressed with that.

A worried Heidi decides to take a closer look.

-Oh, yeah, I can see her now.

-Oh, yeah.

She's up on the deck.

-You get spanked.

-Right.

-Right.

-Don't lose your cock, girls.

And I have a special spanking stick for that.

-Right, OK.

-But, er, the alcohol you'll be drinking,

it's just general cocktails, we change them up.

Um, we do it all in big bins, so you can get served as quickly as possible.

-Oh, wicked!

-There's no waiting about at the bar or anything like that, OK?

-Mm.

-It sounds pretty involved on the boat.

There was, er, there was one girl who, um,

had, er, relations with, I don't know, about seven or eight boys.

-What!

-Oh, my gosh!

A couple of weeks ago, but, um...

Look at her, absolutely horrified.

Shall we say she was a good girl, yeah.

I'm scared for my life.

It sounds like a crazy night, it really does.

And I've... I'm still in shock

about some of the stuff that I've heard, genuinely.

Mum Heidi is finding it all too much.

I can honestly say I'm really feeling how she's feeling

right now and I...

She'll be all right and she'll make the most of it now.

Oh!

Cos I can feel that she's not comfortable with it.

That's the truth.

But an unsure Natasha decides to give it a go.

I'll make the most of the drinking.

Think I'll maybe give a skip on a few things.

Leaving behind a worried mum.

I can't say anything more, said it all.

Let her deal with what she's got

to deal with. So, yeah, that's it.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. No, I don't want to do it.

And it's not long before Natasha's taking risks.

-Go! Go!

-CHEERING

Having a fear of water when you're pissed really isn't good.

And in the midst of the extreme booze cruise partying...

..sensible Natasha watches from the side.

I haven't been this drunk in a long time.

-Whoo!

-As the booze cruise hits full flow...

The boys are hitting it hard back on the strip.

They've been rating girls all week,

but now their own system is causing trouble in the group.

You can't call me a four out of ten and expect me to be OK about that.

Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam, you need to calm down.

-It's a joke! You're on your fucking period.

-Out of ten, what would you give me?

-Are you on your period?

Oi, seriously, what would you give me out of ten? Everyone here is at least a seven.

You're a four, mate.

-I'm joking.

-He thinks that I can't get with fit girls

because I'm that low. That makes me feel shit.

Mate, I've got a low confidence levels as it is,

you just fucking made it worse.

-Sam, I was joking.

-You really have. How many?

Listen, I'm a cocky dickhead because I'm not confident.

I literally overcompensate for everything because I don't...

I'm unconfident, so I overcompensate for everything.

-Don't mug me off any more, mate.

-All right.

-Cos I've had enough fucking...

-Sorry.

-I've literally had enough confidence issues in my life,

-to fucking deal with.

-Sorry.

As Kieran and Sam hug it out, the booze cruise docks

and the revellers head to the strip.

But Natasha is finishing her night as she started.

Let's get dinner. I'm hungry.

Sensibly.

It's the day the parents get to meet up with their children,

but first they have one last opportunity

to see what they've been up to.

And Heidi's thoughts are still with the booze cruise.

I'm hoping that she's just had a really good time

and I didn't have to be as worried or as anxious as I was

and nor did she, so...

I can't swim sober, let alone drunk!

Oh, my God, oh, my God. No, I don't want to do it.

Oh, Hayley, what are you doing?

Go! Go!

CHEERING

Yeah, I'm a little bit gutted that she's succumbed to peer pressure

in a situation where she has put herself a little bit at risk,

you know, with water and stuff like that.

I think I would have probably her be more...coerced in the situation

-that Kieran was at the beginning of the week.

-Yeah.

You know, drink, drink, drink. I'd rather that because the end result

of that is being sick and having a bad hangover, whereas...

-..on this situation she was in the sea.

-Yeah.

That is something I want to speak to her about because it's the only time

-really this week that she's done it.

-And it was the most dangerous thing as well.

Exactly, it was, where she's put herself most at risk.

You can't call me a four out of ten and expect me to be OK about that.

-It's a joke!

-Sam. Sam... Calm down.

It's a joke, you're on your fucking period.

-What would you give me?

-Are you on your period?

Seriously, what would you give me out of ten?

Everyone here is at least a seven.

You're a four, mate.

I'm joking!

Mate, I've got low confidence levels as it is,

-you just fucking made it worse.

-Sam, I was joking.

-You really have.

Listen, I'm a cocky dickhead because I'm not confident.

I literally overcompensate for everything because I don't...

I'm unconfident, so I overcompensate for everything.

-Don't mug me off any more, mate.

-All right.

-Cos I've had enough fucking...

-Sorry.

-I've literally had enough

confidence issues in my life to fucking deal with.

Sorry. Sorry.

I told him the reason why I'm so cocky and confident

all the time, because I'm not that confident in myself

so I overcompensate. And to tell him that was a big thing for me,

just for me, because I've never told anyone that before.

WOMEN: Awww!

That's my baby. >

< Yeah.

That was really hard.

Cos I think...

I think boys sometimes forget that they've got feelings as well.

-Yeah.

-That was his problem that he'd caused and he put it right.

-He took responsibility.

-I think he...

-He said sorry and meant it.

He meant it, every word of it.

-I don't think it was just, "Oh, sorry, mate."

-Yeah.

I wish that he felt he could talk to me about things like that,

that he was... He was not overly confident with himself

and he feels that he has to keep that in.

I had no idea that Kieran had, you know, that sort of an issue.

Because he always came over as being the big, you know, "I am,"

you know, "full of confidence," and that's not Kieran, you know,

he does need his mum to...

To be able to talk to and get all that out of his system.

-Yeah.

-I had low self-confidence when I was younger

and I probably acted quite similar to Kieran.

I think perhaps if I open up a little bit more about myself to him,

he might feel that he can open up to me as well

and we can sort of try and work through it.

How do you do that?! That is cra...

-Ready?

-Ready!

-Ready!

Hooray!

In a bar on the strip,

Natasha is enjoying the final moments of her holiday.

OK, see who it lands on, see who it lands on.

-Hayley!

-Ah, it's Hayley!

-Hayley's got to do a shot!

It's been a week of spying, but now Heidi and Claire can meet up

and talk to Natasha.

My heart's racing, but I just can't wait to see her, really.

Hopefully she'll react the way I'm expecting her to,

and she won't be, "Oh, my God, what's my mum doing here? Cringe!"

-Guess who's been watching you?!

-THEY LAUGH

-Hello.

-I'm going to need an extra cocktail.

You want to get another tequila on the go, mate, I'm going to need that in a sec.

Anything you want to tell me?

Not really.

The pirate ship yesterday.

-Oh, my God, you were on the boat!

-< Were you on the boat?

The only thing I would say that I wasn't happy about

was jumping in the sea when you'd had a gut full of alcohol

-and I blame you two for that!

-Don't blame them two!

I'm only joking, I'm only joking.

I saved you at least, I saved you at least.

Oh, it's been such a laugh, hasn't it? I can't believe it.

This is really strange. Really weird.

"What the hell" is probably the three words that's going through her mind at the moment

and I think it's probably panic, "Have I don't anything?

"Have I said anything? Is there anything that my mum might be worried about?"

It's scary to think she's been watching me all this time.

It's weird to think that someone's been following you for a week, if that makes sense.

And it's strange to think that it's that easy for someone

to follow you without you knowing.

Heidi sits down with Natasha to discuss her concerns.

You mentioned you resented me for clubbing times

and stuff like that.

-It was when I was younger, I was 10, 11 years old when that happened, so I didn't have a clue.

-Yeah.

I didn't understand what all of that lot was about.

Now that I am 19 years old I get it, you know,

I get what it's all about.

As a parent it wasn't easy to, sort of like, have to leave you.

No, that's fair enough. Like, I completely respect that.

That's cool.

I've had to accept that you've grown up from my little girl

that I always want to protect to a fine young woman.

That's one thing I'd take from the holiday is that obviously

I've had you to kind of intervene and cover my back

and obviously fight my corners and stuff like that,

and I don't need you to do that any more.

Now, especially on this holiday, situations we've had to deal with,

I've had to deal with it on my own and I've learnt how to do that

and I think that's something I'll find difficult.

When we go back obviously you'll be used to stepping in

and doing that for me, whereas I'll be wanting to deal with that

myself, do you know what I mean?

That's something that we both need to work on together, isn't it?

I don't want you to think that, um...

I don't think you're capable of, like, looking out for yourself

and dealing with things, cos I...

I have been really, really proud of how you've handled

certain situations that perhaps took you out of your comfort zone

or where you perhaps might not have wanted to be.

But it has made me think, obviously, about,

like, being out here in this country, just about travelling

and seeing different places and different things.

It's been a learning curve not just for you, but for myself as well.

No, that's fair enough, I understand that.

I think it's taken having that break for us to realise

that, you know, obviously I am growing up

and stuff has got to change for us to adapt to that

and it's going to be something that we're going to have to sort out.

She's made me feel really, really proud and I think

it's not, sort of like, tears of sadness, it's, sort of like...

I don't know, tears of every kind of emotion really,

cos I've been through them all this week, so...

That's it, isn't it? It's, um, letting go.

Fuck off! You said cat rhymes with dog, so you can shut up.

After five days of living it up in Zante...

You might as well just get one fucking straight.

..Kieran is totally unaware that mum Kate and nanna Roz

have been spying on him.

It's been a long while since I've seen Kieran and there's things

I want to say to him and I want to give him a big hug,

cos I missed his birthday, so I want to give him that birthday hug.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, for fuck's sake!

It's now time for Mum and Nanna to let him know

that they've been watching.

You're the king!

THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

-I think we need words.

-Oh...

Don't you?

BOYS LAUGH

No!

Anything you want to tell me? Cos I've already seen it.

Fuck!

Perhaps he'd rather talk to me about it.

GIGGLING

Oh, my gosh!

Do you want that? Treat yourself, there you go.

When I came in your room

and the stench from your room...

So, where are you going to when we get home?

Clinic!

< Did say he had a tingly penis.

Where are you going when we get home?

The clinic.

-And who's going to make the appointment?

-Me.

-You, yeah.

-Oh, wow!

I think once he's away from his mates then I think

he'll chat sort of properly. I think at the minute

it was just the pure embarrassment of his mum and nan joining him

on holiday, I think.

For my mum and my nan to just to come and interrupt and make...

And tell me things that they've seen, it was a very awkward situation.

The following morning

and, having got over the shock of seeing his mum and nanna,

Kieran has some explaining to do.

It made me sad to think that you aren't confident enough

to be yourself with your mates.

I'm just saying when I'm in a big group of people I don't feel confident enough just to be that,

so I act like really cocky.

I know, but I don't... I don't know why.

The person you are is a good enough person without all of that

cockiness and stuff that you do.

You know how I feel about the disrespecting women.

I've been in that position where boys have done that sort of thing

to me and I know how it makes you feel, Kieran,

and it really, honestly, it doesn't feel good.

I know and I realise that.

Once I saw what... What happened when it kind of went to Sam

and saw it through his eyes, I realised it was wrong.

So do you think you will not do it now any more?

No, I won't.

-Good.

-Hopefully you'll notice a change when we get back.

I love you to pieces.

Love you too. High five. Not going to hug you though,

cos that ain't cool. Not cool in here.

I have learnt an awful lot because I saw a side of Kieran

that I don't usually get to see.

Now I know that, it makes it a little bit easier,

I think, for us to talk about stuff

and put things right which haven't been quite right.

I'm learning. I'm 19, I'm only young.

I'm going to make... Keep carry on making mistakes,

but little mistakes like that are going to make me more mature

and make me a better man eventually.

Having a chat, I think, we've sorted a lot out, haven't we?

Yeah. Yeah, you're actually proud of me.

-I was a little bit worried that some of the stuff I'd done might have got a bit of a worse response.

-No.

-But...

-I love you to pieces.

-It's all good.

-I'm proud of you whatever you do.

-It's all good.

-GIRL SCREAMS

-Next time, serious snogging,

skinny dipping...

..and scamming drinks...

Free drink? They're buying us a drink.

..on the Greek island of Kos.

They said they would give us free drinks,

so I would like to go down there.

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