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The freedom of your first ever holiday with your mates, | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
where everyone's up for it... and anything goes. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
Cheap booze... | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
I am really drunk. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
Leave me alone. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
..dirty dancing... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:21 | |
..and that all-important independence... | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Argh! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
..away from Mum and Dad. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-I hope my mum never watches this. -Sorry, Dad! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming, too. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
That's disgusting! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Secretly watching... | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
Can we have just five minutes? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
..sneakily spying... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
..and outrageously hiding... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Tricky. Tricky. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
..all to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet. | 0:00:55 | 0:01:00 | |
It's the one thing we didn't want to see. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
I'm shocked. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-He's dead. -SHE SCREAMS | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Will the parents like what they see... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
You've turned from a girl to a woman. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
..as the teenagers get the shock of their lives? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
-What?! -Oh! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Why are you on my holiday? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Coming up... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Can two very different teens survive a week | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
away from Mum and Dad? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
18-year-old mummy's girl, Chani... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Thanks, Mummy. Love you. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
..waves goodbye to her worrier mum... | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
I don't want to know about that. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
..and lets rip! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Cheeky Kent boy Max... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-That is known as a tactical. -A tactical chunder. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
..leaves behind his young-at-heart dad... | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-Chicks will dig him. -Oh, God. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
..and his inhibitions... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Have my shorts fallen down? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
..but when the parents go undercover, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
will they cope with what they see? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Or will it all prove too much? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
I think you should have "right tit" put across your chest. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
In Reading, 18-year-old Chani is preparing for a girly week | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
away with her mates. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
I'm not too worried about embarrassing myself, really. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
I kind of just go out there and do whatever I feel like doing. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Erm... We're quite heavy drinkers. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Almost certain one of us will be sick on a night out. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Yeah, I'd say we're badly behaved. I can't really think of a way | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
to make it sound good. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Chani, do you want one of butter and one of Marmite? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Yeah, please. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
This is Chani's first ever holiday away from her parents, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
and mum Kim is worried about how she'll cope without anyone | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
to wait on her hand and foot. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
I do most things for Chani. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
She can't do anything on her own, really. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
-Half and half. -Thanks, Mummy. Love you. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-Love you. -She'll bring me breakfast and a cup of tea, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
and then she'll make my bed and I'll sit there and do my make-up. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Think you could do a little bit more to help Mummy, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
especially the loading of the dishwasher. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
No, we don't want that. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
She just doesn't lift a finger. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
She...she'll get up in enough time because she'll want to make | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
sure that she looks nice for the day, but that's about it, really. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
I'd probably put it into a little pot to take. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-No. -Well, Mummy'll put it in a little pot for you. -OK. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
Kim spends her life fussing over mummy's girl Chani. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
And up till now, she's been happy to keep her head firmly in the sand | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
when it comes to her daughter's wild social life. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
I know Chani's whereabouts, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
but not what she would get up to, necessarily, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
because I wouldn't want to know all the time what Chani's doing. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
So, unbeknown to Chani, mum Kim's decided to go on the trip | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
because she thinks it's time to face the truth, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
and she also wants to see how Chani copes with independence. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
It's me cutting the apron strings this holiday. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
That's why I don't like Facebook, because you just find out things. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-But it's good to find out. -No. -It is. It is good. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Helping Kim confront her fears about her daughter is sister Shelly, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
who'll be coming, too. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
The less that she knows, the happier she is about it, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
but obviously being there and seeing what the girls get up to, she's not | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
going to be able to get away from it, she'll have to face up to it. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I need shoes, I need accessories. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
And Chani's first test of independence is to start | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
budgeting her own money and stop borrowing from Mum. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Very seldom does she ever pay me back, no. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Chani gets to keep most of her money that she earns. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
You can fold my dungarees. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
I had to take her bank card away from her | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
because she couldn't keep within going overdrawn. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
A great night out would definitely be minimum cost and maximum fun. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:53 | |
Chani's dream was to go to dance college, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
but pressure on the family finances means that now, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
having left school, she's got to find herself a job. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I thought that Chani would still be in education or dance college | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
for another three years, and now she has to go and get a job. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
That's what I do! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
I definitely think that time away from my mum will help me | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
sort of like find where I need to be. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
People working abroad and I'll just be like, "I could do that, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
"I really want to do that." | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
So it's going to change my mind about a lot of things. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-To Kos. ALL: -Cheers! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Joining Chani on her first ever holiday without Mum will be | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
her three closest mates... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
I don't really think there's anything that I don't want to do. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
..up-for-it Poppy... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Issy, I think you're going to be like the mother of the holiday, | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
looking after us. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
I'll make sure we get home OK. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
..mother of the group Issy... | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
And Natalie, you're just the lightweight, aren't you? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
I'll just be on the floor after a drink. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
..and lightweight Natalie. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
What am I, though? What's my nickname? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
It's The Show-off. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
With no idea that her mum will be spying on her while she's away, | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
there's one thing that Chani and all the girls are looking forward to. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
If we go back and we haven't got with a guy, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
then it kind of like tells us we haven't had a very good night, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
and if you come back and you've got with, like, I don't know, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
ten guys, then you've had a good night. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Oh no, I don't need to know about that. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
I don't WANT to know about that. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
It makes me come over all peculiar. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, they can't possibly be doing that. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
We're so excited about going on our holiday. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
We'll count it down. We'll get on our little Facebook chat | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
and be like, "Ten days left! Nine days left!" | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Down in Kent, 18-year-old Max | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
is looking forward to the ultimate lads' holiday. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
A great night out for us is like all of us going out, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
having a laugh, getting drunk, having fun. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Cheers, lads. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
I've pulled while we've been out and my mates have told me the next day, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
I'm like, "Oh, you're joking. I don't remember that at all." | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Max lives at home with his parents and it will be down to dad Geoff | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
to find out whether he's a chip off the old block. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
He'll have a very good time out there. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
In fact, he'll love it out there. Chicks will dig him. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
He's stuck in the '70s, ain't he? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
And you don't say "Chicks will dig him" any more. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
He's a laugh, my dad's a laugh, I get on really well with him, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
but sometimes he says... He thinks he's one of us. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
He still thinks he's our age. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
I'm working tonight. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Oh, are ya? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
Dad Geoff is looking forward to the chance to relive his youth | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
on this trip because back in the day, he worked as a holiday rep. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
I've had my day. My day was 25 years ago, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
but I'm quite looking forward to seeing their day as it is now. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
I can't see it changing that much, but I might be wrong. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
But there's one thing Dad definitely doesn't want to see. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
As long as he doesn't do anything stupid out there, | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
like come back with unwanted tattoos or... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
..that he may regret for the next 50 years. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
I don't have a tattoo yet. Promised the boys I'm going to get one. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Hopefully, I can man up a little bit and get it done. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Lovely! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
There's always a little bit of concern | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
when your youngest is away on his own, but the beauty is that | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
I'm going to be out there | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
and be able to watch exactly what he's doing. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
They say that they'd bang anything with a pulse. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
For Max, the holiday will mark a major turning point in his life, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
because while he's away, he'll receive his A level results. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
I'm shitting myself about my results, if I'm honest. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
I'm getting one of my mates to pick 'em up for me | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
and then he'll give me a ring. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
If Max gets the right grades, he'll get the chance to go to university. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
I've got to get three Bs to get in, | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
well, 300 points to get into Brighton, which is my first choice. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
So then, um, if I don't get into that, then I'm thinking about doing | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
maybe a season abroad. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
But Geoff isn't keen on Max's plans to work the resorts. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
He'd rather see his son become the very first | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
member of the family to get a degree. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-Well, at the end of day, it is down to you, but I... -Yeah. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
..but I think you should go straight into uni. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
It's just depending on if I get my results. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
I just want to get rid of ya. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
If you don't find out on results day, | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
then you know they're not very good. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Joining Max on the holiday are three lifelong mates... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
When I get a drink in me I think I'm a bit of a ladies' man. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
..wannabe Casanova Joe... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
I think I'm the sensible one. Well, I try to be. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
..the grown-up of the group, Tom... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I'm the dopey one that comes out with weird, weird comments. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
..and James, the fall guy. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-If you spill a drink... -You gotta lick it. -..then spillage is lickage. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Despite thinking he's one of the lads, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
dad Geoff doesn't know everything, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
and he hopes this trip will teach him a thing or two about his son. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I'm looking forward to seeing what he's like without him | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
knowing that I'm there, to be honest with you. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
And top priority is finding out how much booze | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
his son really packs away on a night out. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
I'd like to think he knows his limits, but what is his limit? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Is his limit when he falls over or when, "I've had enough"? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
99% of the time I don't remember a single thing of the night before. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Things are getting desperate. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
I don't know that much about his love life, to be honest. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
He plays his cards close to his chest with his little ladies. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I'm not looking for a relationship, never have done. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
I've never had a serious girlfriend, anything like that. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Just don't really see any benefit in it, really. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
I am very proud of Max. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Come the end of next week, it may be a different story, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
but on the whole, in general, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
he's grown up into a nice young gentleman. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Just dump your cases and go straight out, that's the best thing to do. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
After a last word of advice from Dad... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Look after yourself. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
..Max says his goodbyes. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
-See you when I'm back. -Yeah. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
See ya later, boys. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
Keep an eye on each other while you're out there, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
because I'll be keeping an eye on you. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
We'll just chuck our stuff down, put a T-shirt on, get out on the strip. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Have it! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I'm coming. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Oh, why do we have steps? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
And it's time for the mummy's girl to go it alone. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
-Don't forget be good. -I will. -All of you be good. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-I love you. -Love you, too. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Bye. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Oh, dear, she's going to kill me. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Well, I don't think she'll believe it. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
We definitely need to get drinks as soon as we get to the airport. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-Is it too early to have a drink? -No. -No. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Love you. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
Little do the teens know that their parents will be joining them. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Both groups are heading to the sparkling Greek island of Kos, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
considered to be the jewel of the Aegean Sea. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
It's also one of the hottest party islands. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Right now! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
And every year, one million hedonists descend, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
looking for cheap booze and cheap thrills. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
For Max and his mates... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
their week of freedom starts here. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Going to get absolutely smashed. -Rat-arsed. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-Proper lagging. -It's the first night, it's what you gotta do. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
No, it's the other way. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Independence challenge number one for Max | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
and roommate dopey James - how to open a door. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
It's a double lock. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Do it, then. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Oh, wow, it's massive. We've got, like, a kitchen and everything. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
These rooms are tonk. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
This is sick. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
In the next room, ladies' man Joe is shacking up with sensible Tom. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
We've got a kitchen. Have you got one? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-Yeah. -Got a kitchen, table, three beds. -Oh, this is unbelievable. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Domestics sorted, boozing begins. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
-HE BURPS LOUDLY -Ugh, you dirty bastard. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Is it not good? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Tastes like old shit. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-Did we wash it from when I chucked up in it? -Urgh! No! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
-What way do we reckon the strip is? -Don't know. Just ask everyone. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
If we go either there or there, then chuck a left or a right... | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
Independence challenge two - finding the strip. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Let's go this way. Let's give it a go. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Ah, OK. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
As the boys go in search of the bars, | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
the girls touch down, and they've already got a game plan. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
-Can't we buy a Greek dictionary? -No. -No. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
We just need to know how to say, "Can you buy me a drink?" | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
And drink, yeah. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
Oh, it looks amazing. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
Oh, dear. If only there was a ramp. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Yay! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Is there a mirror in the bathroom as well? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Oh, God. No, there's not. Oh, yeah, there is. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
That's fine, we've got two mirrors. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Chani is settling in with her surrogate mother, Issy. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
Is it bad that I'm opening these, | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
expecting to find, like, a dead rat or something? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
This isn't the best accommodation that I've stayed in. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
It seems Chani is already missing the comforts of home. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
It could be worse... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
..but I don't think it's... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
I don't think it's that likely it could be worse. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
-Oh, where's my suitcase? -Outside, where you left it. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
-Come on! -> | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Tequila, you lick. You drink and you bite the lemon. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Max and the boys have managed to find their bar, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
a full 20 yards from the hotel. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Yeah, free shots. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Within half an hour, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
Max has had a taste of several holiday attractions. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Give them two a kiss an' all. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
I got molested by a girl, that's the only way I can put it, molested, | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
but no, it's good in there. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
We...we enjoy the attention, so it's fun. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
We're getting free shots, free drinks, everything, so it's good. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Let's hit Kos, girls. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
After two hours getting ready, | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Chani and the girls are finally ready to party. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Ready - three, two, one. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Chani immediately puts her money management plan into action, | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
with several free shots. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
What's the Portugal word for "thank you"? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
It's... We're not in Portugal honey, we're in Greece. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Her mission of maximum fun, minimum spend begins. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
Whee! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
People down there said they would give us free drinks, | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
so I would like to go down there. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Further down the strip, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Max and the boys are also on a mission to drink to excess. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
I can't say I've done an upside-down shot before. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
That one was strong. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
It was fun, though. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
But the results are predictable. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
He's...he's thrown up everywhere. He has thrown up. Don't lie, Max. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
I came out for a piss, and you're like that - urgh! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
-That is known as a tactical. -That is a tactical chunder. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-Definite. Look at that in the sink. -No, that's not mine. That... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-That is yours. -That's not mine. My... -That is yours, Max. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Oh, you're disgusting. My chunder was orange, not red. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
She might be tipsy, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
but the budget-savvy Chani has sniffed out yet more free booze. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Free drink! They're buying us a drink. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Thank you. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Did you...did you put your tongue on it? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
No. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
I'm here! Free drinks! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Issy tries to keep up with the boys at the bar. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
-Do you need to be sick? -Yeah, let's go. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
A bad idea. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Issy's going to be sick. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
I think I'm ready to go home. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
I'm tired... | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
and I miss my mum. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Oh... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
But what Chani doesn't know is Mummy's a lot closer | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
than she thinks. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
The parents have landed in Kos. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
Hello, evening. Hi, I'm Andrew. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
-Andrew, I'm Shelly. -Shelly, nice to meet you. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Because Max's mum couldn't make the trip, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
his uncle Andrew has come along instead. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-Hello, Geoff. -Hello, Kim, nice to meet you. -We're sisters. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
-Right, and we're brothers. -Oh, OK. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
So it'll be nice to see what they've actually been up to. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
I'd like to think I know what he does. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
They go out purely to get pissed. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Chani's never come home really, really drunk, she can't have done. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
Well, I don't... I mean, I'm there when she comes home, | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
and she doesn't make a sound. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
I think the next couple of days are going to open your eyes. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
How would you feel if you saw Max running down the high street naked? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
If they go skinny-dipping, they wouldn't bother me. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Oh, no, I just think it's dangerous. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-Kim wouldn't like that. -It's dark. If they've been having alcohol... | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
See, that wouldn't do, really. Honestly. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
I have a fear of water, you see - that's where that comes from. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
-I'm...I'm... I can't... -Not the fear of nakedness. -Yeah. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
If you show me anything about Chani in the water, | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
I need to see something after, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
to make sure that she's actually out and she's OK, cos I get... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
So, Chani can run into the sea naked | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
as long as she's wearing armbands? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
No, no. She can't go naked anywhere! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
With Chani's mum Kim already worried about pretty much everything, | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
the parents head off to the hotel. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Which is exactly what Chani is attempting to do. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
We are going home. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Because Chani is too drunk, and Natalie... | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-Natalie is too drunk. -Natalie is too drunk. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
I am perfectly fine. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
OK, do a roly poly, then. Ready? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Yay! Well done, Nats! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
The free booze has blinded Chani to danger. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Let's get on. Where are you going? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Chani! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
With no helmets, | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
she and Natalie hitch a lift with a complete stranger. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
So, do you promise it's safe? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-Yes, I promise it's safe. -Nats? Two people. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
It's her mum's worst nightmare. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Just keep going down this road, just keep going. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
-Chani and Natalie are being taken... -On a motorcycle and... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
And they've gone off into the distance. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
They've gone that way, and we don't know where they've gone. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I'm sure they're safe. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
That was insane, that was so good. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
That was fun. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
That was so good, thank you. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
I don't think that was the most sensible thing. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Who was that person? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I think Poppy's a little bit ill in the bathroom right now, which... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Pops? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Yeah? -Um, just make sure you're on your side as well. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Recovery position. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Poppy? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
# Let's go fucking mental! Na na na nah! Hey! # | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Back on the strip, Max and the boys are still going strong. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
CHANTING | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
But it looks like wannabe Casanova Joe's tactics | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
need a little finessing. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
At least he hasn't fallen victim | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
to the lads' strict drinking rule, though - spillage is lickage. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Spillage is fucking lickage. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Spillage is lickage, mate. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
From there to there, that's...that's the deal. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-Wahey! -That is absolutely vile. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
It tastes like dog shit. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Well, cos probably a dog has shit there. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
And it's soon all too much for sensible Tom. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
-I'll take you home. -He's going home! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
-Keep going, keep going, keep going. -Just chill. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
The first night is always a sprint, and Tom couldn't last the sprint. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
We'll always look after each other. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
If one of us has to go home, we'll take him home. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
With the parents settled into their hotel, they're now desperate | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
to see what their offspring have been getting up to. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
They've got to be out doing something, | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
-but I hope it's not too outrageous. -Mm. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
I hope they'll be the really good group, and the quiet group, | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
-and then perhaps the boys will be the loud, rowdy ones. -Yeah, I think. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
-One of them's bound to have been carried home so far. -Yeah. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
You know what, they're young kids, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
they just do not know limits, | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
so either carried home or just left in a crumpled heap somewhere. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
The moment of truth, I guess. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Yeah... | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
First up, the boys. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-There we go. -That ain't tequila. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
All right, who's going to drink it? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Ooh, no. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
-Lemon. -Tequila. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Licking her tummy button! Oh, no, you can't do that! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Go on, Max, straight in! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
That's taking... Oh... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Ooh, that's another one. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-Two of 'em! -Two! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
So have you ever seen licking of the tummy button? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Yes. Yeah, that was being done 25 years ago. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
-Oh, not in places I go to. -We went to the wrong places! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
We never saw that. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
-No. -Don't know where the belly button's been, really, do you? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Next instalment. Please still be standing. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
Oh, Max! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Keep going, son! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-What would that do for ya? -No idea. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Will it get them drunk quicker? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
He's the party boy, isn't he? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
He's not looking good. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
I came in for a piss, and you're like that - urgh! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Oh, he's been sick. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
-Has he been sick? -Max has been sick. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-That is known as a tactical. -That is a tactical chunder. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Does it bother you? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
At the end of the day, he's out with the lads, and they are... | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
they're getting shots chucked down them, they're not doing any harm. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
-No. -They're not upsetting anybody. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
-Yeah. -When they were sick, they did clean up after him. -Yeah. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-They went to the bathroom. -Yeah. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Overall, I was quite pleased with Max. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
They got fairly drunk, which is normal for the lads | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
when they're out. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
Their drinking games... I see quite often at home... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
-That's what boys do, isn't it? -..when they go out. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
He's not got into trouble, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
he's not made an absolute arse of himself. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
He's an 18-year-old lad | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
on a lads' holiday, where there's alcohol involved. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Time for mum Kim and aunt Shelly to check up on Chani. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Ready - three, two, one. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Ooh, that's Chani. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
That's Chani. Well, she doesn't hang about, does she? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
I know! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
Blimey! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
There's three drinks there lined up. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
-It's what they can get for 5 euro, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Why do they have to drink 'em so quick like that, though? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Three - bang, gone! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
I'm going to try and stay sensible, but I'm not feeling too sensible now. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
Is this the first time you've seen Chani in this state? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Really, drinking like that, yes, yeah. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
-So you weren't expecting it? -I've never seen her a bit slurry | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
-with her voice at all, no. -Right. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
I think the worry is, is they're drinking them so quickly. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Yeah, too quickly, much too quickly. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
That it's...it's not having chance to take effect | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
-before they take the next one. -Yeah. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Is it safe to hop on? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Oh, she's not gone on a motorbike! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Don't get on the bike. Don't get on the bike. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
-Ah, no, there's two. -Two of 'em on the bike. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Chani, get off! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Ooh, my God! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Keep going. That was insane! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
-Oh, my God. -Oh, dear! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I wouldn't have even thought she would have done anything like that. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Makes me feel quite sick. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Is that something that you'll have a word with Chani about? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
-Oh, definitely. -The fact she went on a motorbike without a helmet? -Mmm. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Yeah, cos I can't even think what to say about it, really. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-I'm surprised about the motorbike. -Yeah. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
I'm surprised about that. I didn't think that she'd go... | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
-Yeah, I think Chani'll have a ticking-off. -..on a motorbike. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Yeah, that'll be a big telling-off. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
I just feel so ill. Think I need to throw up. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
11am, and after getting in at 3 o'clock in the morning, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Max is nursing the mother of all hangovers, | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
and today he'll be getting his A level results. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
I'll be all right in a bit. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
We hope. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
And for dad Geoff, who desperately wants his son | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
to get into university, it's going to be a long, nervous wait. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
If he gets into Brighton then it'll be happy days. It's his future. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Finally, at 3.00 in the afternoon, Max rings a mate back home. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
'Hello.' | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
Hello, mate. You all right? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
He thinks he needs three Bs to secure a place at university. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
'Um, yeah, you got a B in business, | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
'B in geography and a C in drama.' | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Mm, that's going to be a close one. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
I think it might be all right, hopefully. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
'I don't know, I've seen | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
'a lot of people who've got kind of one grade off...' | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Oh, really? Fingers crossed I got into Brighton. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Max's probably a bit nervous not knowing | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
whether he's got into uni yet. I reckon he can do it. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
With no idea his dad has been waiting just down the road... | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
Hello. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
..he finally makes contact. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Have you got your results? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
I got B, B, C. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
You sound a little disappointed, or are you just hungover? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Er, I'm a little bit surprised I didn't get the A in business, | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
but I don't know if I got into Brighton yet. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
I need to go on the internet to find out. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
So you'll find out today or tomorrow, will you? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
I'll find out today, yeah. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Text me as soon as you can, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
so then I can give Mum the good or the bad news. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
All right. See ya later. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
'See you later.' | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Slightly disappointed for him, really, | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
cos he wanted Brighton, so he'll know this afternoon | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
once he gets online and checks on the internet with UCAS | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
whether he's...whether he's got the place guaranteed or not. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
So the ball's in his court now, at the end of the day. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Later that afternoon, | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
Max heads off to the internet cafe to discover his fate. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Yes! Get in there! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
"Congratulations! Your place at the University of Brighton | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
"to study geography has been confirmed." | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
-Is that Brighton? -Yeah. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
He's in! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
Well happy. So happy I got in, thank God! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Time to celebrate... | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
with a testosterone-fuelled holiday classic. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
-This looks like the place to me. -Yeah, this is it. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
But Max hasn't texted his dad with the news. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
So, desperate to find out more, | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Geoff has raced to the track to spy on his son. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
Max has no idea his dad's just yards away. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
-Max is now third. -Go on, then, son. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Just finished driving and they're straight on the beer. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
-I don't know, at this stage, whether he's got Brighton... -Or not. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:01 | |
Or not got Brighton, and that not knowing is... | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
is killing me at the moment. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
I would like to hear whether he's actually got it. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
As soon as I went on the website, I logged in | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
and I was trying to find out. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
Here we go. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:15 | |
I'm just glad I got in. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
He's in! He's in! | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
I did it, thank God. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
He'll probably be so happy, he'll be like, | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
"Yes! No Max for three years." | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
Well done. Well done. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:35 | |
What are you texting him? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:36 | |
Went to the internet cafe earlier, got the place at Brighton. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:40 | |
Happy days. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
It's everything Geoff had hoped for. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
His son will now be the first person in the family to go to uni. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
I am over the moon, absolutely over the moon. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
This is what he wanted. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
So he's not taking a year out. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:56 | |
HE CRIES | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
CURSES UNDER HIS BREATH | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
-I am so happy. -Just get the shots in. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
They're all talking about getting the shots in. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
Oh, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
Magic. Absolutely magic. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
And then to get a text, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:12 | |
cos he obviously doesn't know that I'm only 20 yards away, he | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
probably could have heard me bawling my eyes out if he'd been listening. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:20 | |
I might get pissed tonight as well, actually. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
As the sun goes down, the girls glam up for another night on the town. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
And as ever, they're watching their money. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
I might take some alcohol in my clutch bag. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
We've got our pre-drink. Shall we start like having a drink now? | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:38 | |
We're going to make ourselves some pre-drinks here and then | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
I think tonight, we're going to try and find the cheapest deals we can. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
Just so we can drink as much as possible, really. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
Tonight might be about free drinks but Chani's learning a valuable | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
lesson on budgeting, which is key to her future independence. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:54 | |
If I move house, I need to look at bills and things like that, | 0:29:54 | 0:29:58 | |
so I definitely need to budget my money | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
and make sure I'm not spending on pointless things. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
The girls set the mood for the night with a drinking game. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:09 | |
I have never had sex in a public place. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
Anyone who has ever...sips a drink. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
I have never had sex in my parents' bed. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:30:22 | 0:30:23 | |
Why is everyone looking at me? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
-Are you sure, Cha? -No, I've like canoodled! | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
After their warm-up in the hotel, | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
the girls get into the swing of things on the strip. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
Do it one more time. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
But tonight, they won't be alone. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
Chani's mum and her aunt are heading their way. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
I like the first mini one, it's safer. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Kim wants to see first hand how her little girl | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
really behaves on a night out. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
CHANTING Chani! Chani! Chani! | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
With Chani poised to put on a performance, she has no idea | 0:30:59 | 0:31:03 | |
her audience includes her mum, who's watching from across the street. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:07 | |
Can you hear them? I can hear them. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
CROWD CHEER | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
I could get where you might want to do it in a fitness club, | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
but not in front, where everybody can see you though. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
-She's not uncovered. -It's not bad, is it, no? -No. -No. -No, no. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
At least she's no skirt on. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
Ooh, no! Ooh, dear. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
Oh, no, she'll have burns between her legs tomorrow. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
-No, they get bruises. -Huh! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
-They get bruises. -Pinches your skin. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
What do you think, Kim? | 0:31:43 | 0:31:45 | |
Don't understand why you'd want to do that round a pole, | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
when it just pinches and pulls your skin. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
That's not proper dancing, though, is it? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
It's...it's really hard. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
What are you doing? | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
I still can't believe they're only just there. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Do you think we ought to get going before they see us | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
-or leave the club? -Let's get going before they... -Yeah. Yeah. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
It's 2.30am and Max is continuing to celebrate | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
his exam results on the strip. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
Uni! | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
Chani and the girls head for their next bar, | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
and by chance run into the boys. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
Char-ne! Char-ne! | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Chani? | 0:32:28 | 0:32:29 | |
And it seems Natalie has caught Max's eye. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
Man, that brunette is so fit. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
They're all right, they're a laugh, them. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
My mission is to get Natalie and Max together. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
If Max was like up for it, she would, like, do anything, | 0:32:41 | 0:32:45 | |
like, literally anything. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:46 | |
After a few drinks, and a bit of flirting, Max moves things on. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:51 | |
We're going to the beach with the girls. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
I don't know where the boys are. Are the boys coming? | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Ugh, shit! Careful. Argh! Nats, careful, you're scaring me. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:03 | |
Yes! I did it! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
We are getting in the sea. It is going to be so cold. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
Max in his shorts. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
And it's not even that cold. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
Oh, what, are you going... are you going in fully clothed? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
Watch my beers! Watch my beers! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
Oi, what's Tom doing? Thomas. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
Hello, Tom. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:25 | |
Signed a contract to be boring. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
Since when, if someone didn't want to go in the sea, are they boring? | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
If you were in the sea with some hot girls, I'd jump in. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
INDISTINCT CHATTER | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
GIGGLING | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
It looks like Poppy's wish for Max and Natalie to get together | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
might be coming true. | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
-Are you having fu...? -Oh, my God! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Oh, my God! He's holding her hand. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
He's holding her hand! He's holding her hand! | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
How was that for you, honey? | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
Me and Natalie had a little kiss. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
-We've just gone swimming. -Nats finally got on it. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
-Max got... -Whoa! -No wait, Nats got with Max. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:34:05 | 0:34:06 | |
-Are you going to knob her? -Are you going to secret seal it? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
-Fucking hell, man. -Seal the deal. -You lot make me cringe. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Signed, sealed and delivered. The old in out, in out. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
After a quick change, both the boys and the girls hit the all-night bar. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
While Natalie dances, Max gets cosy with a different brunette. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
A girl has jumped at me, can't complain. Good news! | 0:34:33 | 0:34:38 | |
With Natalie side-lined, Max now goes for broke - with a blonde. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:43 | |
And by 7am, things are getting steamy. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
-Is that Max? -Yeah. -That's so funny! | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
-Are you jel? -No, I don't want to. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
Don't hate the player, hate the game. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
I don't know what's going on. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
we're just getting some food at the minute and maybe drop her back off... | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
Her room's above Downtown, drop her back there, go back to mine. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:08 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
Natalie and Max didn't really go anywhere. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:17 | |
They were on it before he walked off with someone else. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:35:20 | 0:35:21 | |
-Such a gent! -Yeah. -True gent! | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
Ooh, there's a girl I like, I'm going to get with her. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
Ooh, wait a minute, there's another one, let's line them up. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
What's your friend's name? | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
No! Nah. Babe. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
After going walkabout for a couple of hours, Max has rejoined | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
the lads back at the hotel and they want a full debrief. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
Deal wasn't sealed. Yet. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
I think the foundations were laid. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
Max had a good night. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
Well, he went the furthest, got a little blowy. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
Are you a gentleman? | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
I like to see myself as a bit of gentleman, not a prick. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
Whether dad Geoff thinks the same remains to be seen, as the parents | 0:36:10 | 0:36:14 | |
are gathering together for the next instalment of their kids' antics. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:19 | |
I just hope they don't get too drunk | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
and come home with a tattoo that they regret. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
Worse thing? a 75-year-old granny at the back of a bar, I guess. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:30 | |
Oh, mate, Ads, you can't say that. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
But first, it's the girls' confessional. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
I have never had sex in my parents' bed. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
-So they have to drink if they have. -Huh! If they have. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
-Ooh, no! -Ooh, dear. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
I'm not looking. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:36:43 | 0:36:44 | |
Do you know, I've, like, canoodled. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
The news hasn't yet sunk in for Kim | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
that her daughter's been getting down and dirty in her bed. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
Cos if you're thinking of the same thing as me, | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
it was barely sex at all! | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
GEOFF LAUGHS | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
And you didn't know that Chani had barely had sex, | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
but canoodled, in your bed? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
Ooh, ooh, I didn't know it was in my bed, no. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
I do know that Chani has had sex, but not in my bed. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
What...what's the difference between doing it as a 18-year-old | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
with contraception in a hotel bed behind your back, | 0:37:14 | 0:37:18 | |
or doing it in your house? | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
I think it's because that's my own personal space, | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
if Chani was in my bed. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
-It's a respect issue. -Yes! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
-Having sex in your own...in... -Parents' bed. -..Your parents' bed. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. -That would disappoint me. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
-Yeah. -Wow! -Yeah. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
Right, shall we carry on? | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
At home, obviously, I would have help with budgeting my money. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
Yes, you would, Chani. I took your bank card away from you. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:43 | |
At home, I pay for, like, my phone bill. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
Being here, it's made me realise that | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
when I get a job I will need to step back | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
and look at the things like that and sort of, like, budget my money. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
Yeah. If she wants something, she buys it, | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
even if she hasn't got the money for it. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
-So who picks up the tab? -Me. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
With the phone, you see, she got behind with her phone bill, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
so that's why I had to take her bank card away from her | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
-and keep it for four weeks. -This could now be a turning point. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
Now it's Geoff's turn to discover how Max treats the opposite sex. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:15 | |
-Hello! Taking them skinny-dipping. -They're going skinny-dipping. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:19 | |
Who's that with Max there? | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
I think it's Natalie. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Me and Natalie had a little kiss. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:24 | |
Was that them just passing by? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
-Yeah, so the girls and the boys together. -Yeah. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
She's happy. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:30 | |
I don't think that's Natalie, cos the girls are sat outside. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
Who was that? And the girls are clearly here, being filmed, look. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
-Yeah, the girls are outside. -Ah, yeah. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
Oh, another snog. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:40 | |
That's not a very flattering look, is it, honey? | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
< That's not a good look, is it, that one? | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
No, that's definitely too much alcohol on a night out. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
-See, I'm pleased that that's not... -Natalie. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
Yeah, any of them. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:51 | |
So, Geoff, what do you think that says about Max | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
and his attitude to the opposite sex? | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
I think it's a...it's a holiday thing, more than anything else. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
I don't believe Max would be like that at home. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:06 | |
Um, he's in the holiday mood, he's had a few drinks, he's got girls | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
throwing themselves at him, almost, and I suppose an 18-year-old, | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
he's fairly good looking, it's going to be difficult to say no, isn't it? | 0:39:13 | 0:39:17 | |
Cos you felt a bit protective against Natalie, didn't you? | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
Oh, the girl, yeah. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:21 | |
I kind of assumed that they were together. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
I think they'd gone to the bar together, | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
and to then see Max in the bar tickling someone else's tonsils | 0:39:26 | 0:39:30 | |
was a bit of a shock, really, and I... | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
There is that element of hypocrisy of what the girls want to do, | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
but it's kind of swung round the other way. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
The girls will quite happily go out, fleece the boys for money, | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
get them to buy drinks and then just disappear into the night | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
once they've got their drinks out of 'em. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
You admitted the other night that the girls will snog somebody | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
just to get a drink out of them and then disappear. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
They do, but they don't do it in front of the others' faces. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:53 | |
But they don't see that. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:54 | |
When they take a drink off of people, it's at the bar. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:57 | |
They're buying a whole round of drinks and they'll say, | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
"Here, love, do you want a drink?" | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
And they'll say, "Yeah, um, but we're over here with our friends." | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
-"That's all right, have a drink." -I don't think it's as clean as that. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
-You'd love to think it is. -Most of the time it is. -I don't think so. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
To be fair, Max has had a snog without buying a girl a drink. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
Max seemed to have a connection with Natalie. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
He'd met a nice girl, but then all of a sudden, he's kissing one girl | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
and then we see him with another girl | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
and she's got her bottom cheek out and then he walks off with her. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
Ex-holiday rep Geoff is still yet to be shocked by anything his son does. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:32 | |
Max is 18, Max has condoms on him. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
He is a consenting adult, you know, when it comes to sex. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
-Yeah. -And it looks as though Max is quite liberal. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
-Yeah, blondes, brunettes. So yeah. -Yeah. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
GEOFF LAUGHS | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
Interesting one today. Right. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
Andrew made me feel a bit uncomfortable | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
when he was talking about the girls going out purely just to get | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
the lads to buy them drinks. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
He seemed to think that they went out just to get lads to | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
buy them drinks, without being friends with them, | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
and, in my eyes, that's not what they do. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
Chani and the girls have decided on an afternoon of watersports. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:13 | |
But what they don't know is that Chani's mum Kim | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
and aunt Shelly have come along too. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
Kim's fear of any water-based activity means | 0:41:19 | 0:41:24 | |
this is going to be a very trying spy mission. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Oh, I can see them, I can see Chani. She looks ever so tanned. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
I don't want to, like, run out of money for my last... | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
-Big night. -Yeah. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:34 | |
While Chani continues to watch her pennies, | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
Mum and Shelly take up position in a restaurant overlooking the beach. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:42 | |
I don't want her to do it now. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:43 | |
Yeah, but she's all right, Kim, she can swim. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
-They'll have life jackets on. -I'm looking for the life jacket. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
They will put life jackets on, course they will. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
There you go. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:52 | |
See! Now you're happy, they're putting the life jacket on. Or not. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
Oh, they're away! Look! | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Oh, look at them bouncing. Duh-duh-duh! | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
But it's all too much for water phobe Kim. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
See them, they just went past again and they're all still on it. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
I'll be all right in a minute. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
Ooh, my God. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Ah, you've made me cry, Kimmy. You're so funny. You're so funny. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
You need to go in the water some time, I think. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:26 | |
INDISTINCT | 0:42:26 | 0:42:27 | |
That is really bad. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
That's really bad. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
-They're coming in now. -I don't care. -They're coming in. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
I just want to know that they're... Can't see them, though. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
Oh, look, here's the girls coming to the left. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
-Ah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -There she is. That's good. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
That's all right. It's good. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
-Kim, we better go. Come on. -At least they're OK. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
-Come on. -Ooh. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Kim and Shelly make a quick getaway before they're spotted by the girls. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
As night falls... | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
it's the end of the road for Max's uncle Andrew. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:06 | |
He's been called back to the UK. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
-Thanks for doing this. -No, it's a pleasure. Pleasure. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
From here on in, dad Geoff must go it alone. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:15 | |
It's the teenagers' last night of freedom, | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
and Max is about to do the one thing Dad told him not to do. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:23 | |
I've come to get a camel on my big toe. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
Max has no idea that dad Geoff has come to secretly spy on him. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:33 | |
-You've come to get a camel? -It's a camel toe. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
All right. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:37 | |
He's watching just metres away across the street | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
and for the very first time on the holiday, he's not happy. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
You stupid boy! | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
It'll be funny when it's done, | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
but I think while it's getting done it won't be so funny. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
Agh, making me sweat, the thought of it. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
Want a lolly? | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
I'll have a lolly, yes, I'd love a lolly. | 0:43:57 | 0:43:59 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:43:59 | 0:44:00 | |
This has made it so much more worth it. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
Max, don't do it! | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
How much is it, by the way? | 0:44:06 | 0:44:07 | |
-50 euros. -50. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
Don't have it done. 50 euros. It's a waste of 50 euros. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
That's a full day's work for you. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
Think when they see the tattoo, my dad'd laugh, my mum'd try... | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
try to hold back her laughter, but I think she'd be wetting herself. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:23 | |
Dad's not laughing. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
MACHINE BUZZES | 0:44:25 | 0:44:26 | |
Wait until you show your mum that you've had a camel toe put on. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
What's she's going to say? What...how is she going to react? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:33 | |
I think he's just being so bloody stupid, really. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
I think he's just trying to prove a point to the lads. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
Just ridiculous, really. Hilarious, but ridiculous. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:44 | |
I think Max is finding this more funny than his mates are. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:48 | |
Is this going to be your new chat-up line, then, | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
"Hello, ladies, would you like to see my camel toe? | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
"You show me yours and I'll show you mine." | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
You show me your camel toe, I'll show you my camel toe. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
That is a good line! | 0:44:58 | 0:44:59 | |
I can't believe he just said that. Can he hear me? | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
I think you should have "right tit" put across your chest as well. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
-Done, mate. -We done? -Yeah. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
Sick! Love it! | 0:45:09 | 0:45:10 | |
-Let's see. -I love me little camel. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
-Is that it? -Not a bad little camel. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
The girls, too, are making the most of their last night on the strip. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
He said, "You're not having free shots." | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
I said, "We got free shots down there." | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
He was like, "OK, I'll give you a free shot." | 0:45:27 | 0:45:29 | |
I can't get my mouth round it! | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
Knowing she's got to start searching for a job as soon as she gets home, | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
Chani has talked the bartender into letting her get | 0:45:38 | 0:45:41 | |
some work experience. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
This is a "sex on the beach". | 0:45:43 | 0:45:44 | |
I've seen a couple of places here that have been like "staff wanted", | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
so I think I could be very good at this job, | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
because this is the best drink I've ever tasted and I made it. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
I'm improvising. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
Barmaid for maybe just a couple of months, that could work, | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
just for a bit of money. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
My mum would be quite pleased to get rid of me for a little bit. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
Teach me how this works. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
This trip has been a lot more than just partying for Chani. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
Time away from her mum has taught her a big lesson about independence. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:15 | |
I would absolutely love to start earning my own money, | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
so I can pay for my drinks, everything by myself. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
There you go. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
It'd be nice for me to actually make my own money, | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
rather than just, like, asking my mum for money. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
Now it's time to get drunk. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
It's 3.30am and the boys are celebrating Max's tattoo | 0:46:31 | 0:46:35 | |
with a "suicide slammer". | 0:46:35 | 0:46:36 | |
Not a clever idea. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
My eye is quite red and I'm not surprised because | 0:46:40 | 0:46:44 | |
I just did a "suicide slammer" | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
and I practically squeezed a whole slice of lemon in it. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
Have another one! | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
Don't know about those pricks, but, er, I went for it. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:55 | |
It's called a "head fucker". Is it seven spirits? | 0:46:55 | 0:46:59 | |
-Eight. -Eight spirits. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
Going to fuck with my head. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:03 | |
It's worked out well to me cos the boys were like, | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
"Oh, yeah, get it done and we'll buy you a free drink." | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
So they're getting me a free drink, | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
but they're getting the worst drinks they can find. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
Good night, Max. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
You having a piss, James? | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
-Fucking loving this. -Yeah? -Don't fu... | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
MAX LAUGHS | 0:47:19 | 0:47:20 | |
Max is certainly enjoying himself. | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
You lot are being boring, that's all. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
We're not. I'm not boring, OK? | 0:47:24 | 0:47:25 | |
That's the most unattractive vagina I have ever seen in my life. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:29 | |
Have my shorts fallen down? | 0:47:29 | 0:47:31 | |
We're getting a little clit going on there. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
It's the final day of the holiday and the last chance for the parents | 0:47:38 | 0:47:42 | |
to see what their offspring have been getting up to without them. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:46 | |
The last day instalment, I guess. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
This isn't a normal "sex on the beach". | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
-What's she doing? -Oh, she's behind the bar. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
Oh, she's a barmaid. Do you think Chani's got a job, then? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
I don't think so. She's not doing it very well, is she? | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
Look, one's got a lot in and one's got not much. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:02 | |
I've seen a couple of places here that have been like "staff wanted", | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
so I think I could be very good at this job. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
Do you think she'd come over here? | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
I wouldn't...I wouldn't have a problem if she wanted to go | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
somewhere like that and get a job. And a bar job would be fine. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
-For a couple of months. -For a couple of months. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:18 | |
-I think it would do her good to be somewhere on her own. -Yeah. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
I think it'll be nice for me to actually make my own money, | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
rather than just, like, asking my mum for money. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
Seeing her daughter taking responsibility | 0:48:27 | 0:48:30 | |
is the wake-up call Kim's needed. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
I've got to try and let Chani go. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
It will be hard, but it's something that I've got to try. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:38 | |
She can't stay with me, like we are, for the next ten years. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:43 | |
Then when does it stop? | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
Now it's Geoff's turn to catch up with his son. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
It's called a "head fucker". | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
Is it seven spirits? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
-Eight. -Eight spirits. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
-Eight spirits in one drink! -Eight spirits in one drink. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
Oh, no! | 0:48:56 | 0:48:58 | |
-Oh. It's how quick they drink it. -That is just disgusting. -Look! | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
Saw Max having a cocktail called a "head fuck", | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
which in all my years in the travel industry, I've not heard of. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
And then he then went off and done some weird dance on his own, | 0:49:09 | 0:49:13 | |
so maybe it was quite a head fuck for him. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
Is it a mangina or...or is it just looking like a cock? | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
Oh, my dear! Ooh! | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
-Oh, my God! -He's given himself a fufu. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
We're getting a little clit going on there. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
-I can't look at that. -No. Geoff, tell us when it's gone. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
That could well be offensive, in the middle of the road. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
-In the middle of the road! -To the passers-by. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
If he'd done something like that when they were in their rooms... | 0:49:33 | 0:49:36 | |
-Perhaps that's a prank, isn't it? -Yeah. -But out on the street... | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
Tha...that shows his slight immaturity, doesn't it? | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
Yeah, I think so. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
He's not fully grown up yet, he's just left school, | 0:49:44 | 0:49:48 | |
-just going to university... -That's going to be his party trick now. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
That's his party trick. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:53 | |
Max and Chani's time on Kos is drawing to an end. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:00 | |
The teenagers have no idea that their parents have been | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
watching their every move, but now the truth is about to be revealed. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:08 | |
I'm excited, nervous. There's a few bad things that they've done, | 0:50:08 | 0:50:12 | |
but also a few positive things. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:13 | |
Can't wait to see them, absolutely can't wait to see them. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:16 | |
Whilst Chani and the girls top up their tans, Kim and Shelly close in. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:23 | |
Like before we go out and we get out and we stay out till... | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
-Yeah. -..whatever time. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
Are we going to have a meal, do you think? | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
We should definitely get dinner tonight. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:31 | |
Hello, girls. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
What the hell?! | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
-Been on any motorbikes recently? -LAUGHTER | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
I didn't go on a motorbike. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
-We've been watching you all week. -I bet you've loved it. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:45 | |
No helmet, Chani, on the motorbike! | 0:50:45 | 0:50:47 | |
You don't have to wear a helmet here, it's not the law. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:49 | |
Anyway, have you had a good time, all of you? | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
It's been very good. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
It's so weird to know that she's literally been | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
watching my every move. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:56 | |
I still can't believe it. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
I think, yeah, she's got a few things she needs to have out with me, | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
but I think it'll be all right. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
And the first thing Mum wants to have out with Chani | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
is her drunken motorbike ride. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:12 | |
See, with a smile on your face, | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
I'm not convinced that you think it's a bad thing, yourself, to do | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
and that you're not going to go and do it again on a holiday. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
I don't think it's a bad thing to do. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
If you come off of that, it would just scrape your body completely. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
Did you see how slow we were going? 20, tops, miles per hour. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:28 | |
Yeah, but you'll promise not to do it again, then? | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
Yeah, I promise, I promise I won't do it again, yeah. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
Now it's time to talk about Chani's independence. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
Her experience this week has given mum Kim the strength | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
to start changes now. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
For me, this is the big thing from the holiday, | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
I would like you to be more independent. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Yeah, I think I need to be more independent. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
This holiday is the cut-off point for me doing everything for you. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:54 | |
You say that you're going to change | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
and you do realise how much I do for you. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
I said I would like to start being more independent, | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
but that doesn't mean I'm going to go home | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
and change into a new person. We need to do it, like, progressively. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:06 | |
No, it's a whole new start. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:08 | |
It's a good thing, it's a cut-off point. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
I'm relieved now to see Chani and think that it's finally over. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:15 | |
Um, still very cross about the motorbike incident, | 0:52:15 | 0:52:18 | |
that's never going to go away, er, but very proud that she says | 0:52:18 | 0:52:22 | |
she's going to change, and she will change because I'll be stronger now. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:26 | |
I wa...have been proud of you this week, very proud. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
That makes me happy, Mummy. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
And I do love you very much, but you've got to grow up, Chani. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:35 | |
But I think it's things I need to learn myself | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
and there's not much my mum can do. It's like I've got to take | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
responsibility on myself and grow up. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
On the strip, blissfully unaware of his dad's imminent arrival, | 0:52:47 | 0:52:51 | |
Max decides to take on the stupor-inducing dentist chair. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:56 | |
99% sure it's going to regurgitate! | 0:52:56 | 0:53:00 | |
I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm quite excited as well. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
But I'm looking forward to his reaction. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
-OK. One, two, three, go. -ALL: Ten, nine, eight... | 0:53:05 | 0:53:09 | |
But Dad's about to call time on Max's fun. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
..Four, three, two, one. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
0.5 > | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
Me eyes. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:20 | |
Fuck off! | 0:53:20 | 0:53:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
I cannot believe how much you have been drinking all week. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:30 | |
I can't even laugh. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
Oh, my life! Are you sure? | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:53:36 | 0:53:37 | |
What are you doing? | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
I have had my eye on you all week, every single thing you've done. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:47 | |
-The lot! What is it...? -Do you want to untie me, then? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
No, I'm going to leave you there. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
I still can't get over him walking up. I'm tied down to this chair, | 0:53:52 | 0:53:57 | |
getting spirits forced down me and he walks up. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
I've been in the back of a van watching you go-karting, | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
I've watched you tattooing. What is it with the mangina thing? | 0:54:02 | 0:54:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
-I've got to have a few words with you. -All right. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:10 | |
Cos some of the stuff I do need to talk to you about. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:13 | |
It's not that bad. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
-Come on, then, give us a hug. I'm nice and wet and sticky. -No. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:18 | |
I am going to have a couple of words with him | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
with regards to his drinking and, er, he has been a little sod | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
while he's been out there. | 0:54:23 | 0:54:24 | |
He's certainly made the most of the female attention | 0:54:24 | 0:54:27 | |
he's had while he's been out here. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
Geoff finally gets the chance to tell Max | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
how he feels about two things in particular. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
We spoke about the tattoo before you came away, didn't we? | 0:54:34 | 0:54:37 | |
It will make me laugh every time I look at it, anyway. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
But I...I was slightly disappointed that you had it done, | 0:54:40 | 0:54:44 | |
but it did make me chuckle. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:46 | |
You have drunk excessively... amount this week, er, | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
and I know it was a boys' holiday | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
and some of those nights, you drunk an unbelievable amount. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
You were doing three, four, five, six shots in minute. | 0:54:56 | 0:55:01 | |
And then when you had that "head fuck" the other night, | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
when you walked away you, you didn't know where you was, did ya? | 0:55:04 | 0:55:07 | |
20 minutes later, I didn't know where I was. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
I can probably forgive you for this week, but I wouldn't like to think | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
you'd do that on a Saturday night when you're at home. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:15 | |
Well, no, I wouldn't. You know I don't drink this much at home. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
-No. -Do I come in every night, hammered? -No. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:21 | |
Come September, you go to Brighton, just curb the alcohol, | 0:55:21 | 0:55:27 | |
drinking as much as you can. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
-Just don't waste... -Yeah, I know, I won't. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
..this opportunity at Brighton. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:32 | |
Exactly, I've got into the place I want to be, | 0:55:32 | 0:55:34 | |
-I've got halls right next to the sea. -Have you really? | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
-Yeah. -You lucky bugger. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:38 | |
It's been a wicked week. We've had a right laugh, all of us. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
It will definitely be a week to remember. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
I mean, I'm not going to forget where I got my camel toe done. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
I still love the boy to death and he's not let me down | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
at all this week, to be honest with ya. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
-You haven't done bad. -Good. -Come on, son. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:53 | |
Love ya. Well done. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:54 | |
I'm just glad I didn't embarrass myself too much. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
-Let's go and have a beer, it's all... -Let's go and get smashed. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
Maybe things haven't changed that much in 25 years after all. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:04 | |
-Like father, like son. -I hope not! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
Next time... | 0:56:11 | 0:56:12 | |
SHE YELLS | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
..two very different 18-year-olds. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
I fingered that bird's gash. Smell? | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
..escape their parents... | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
HE SHOUTS | 0:56:21 | 0:56:22 | |
..for an explosive holiday in Zante. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Can we have just five minutes? Just so I can go outside and scream. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:28 | |
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