Ayia Napa Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

This programme contains strong language.

-The freedom of your first holiday with your mates.

-Ooh, aah, Malia!

Where everyone's up for it...

I'm not missing home!

..and anything goes.

Cheap booze...

I am really drunk.

-RETCHES

-Leave me alone.

..dirty dancing...

..and that all-important independence...

Arghhhh!

..away from Mum and Dad.

I hope my mum does never watch this.

Sorry, Dad!

But what the teenagers don't know

is that the parents are coming too...

That's disgusting!

GASPS

..secretly watching...

Can we have, just, five minutes?

He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.

..sneakily spying...

MOUTHS

..and outrageously hiding.

Tricky. Tricky.

All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

It's the one thing that we said we didn't want to see.

I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.

I'm shocked.

He's dead.

Will the parents like what they see?

You've turned from a girl to a woman.

As the teenagers get the shock of their lives.

-What?!

-Oh!

Oh, my God! Why are you on my holiday?

Coming up...

Can two teens from very different walks of life

survive a week in Ayia Napa?

SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY

Ah, we have a toaster?

Real life Inbetweener Tom leaves behind overprotective mum Kim...

It's emotional. He's my baby.

..to get his first taste of freedom.

Works with what he's got, ginger ninja.

-Whoo!

-And streetwise Ashleigh...

Whoa, I'm hyped, man.

..escapes the traditional values of mum Faith.

Nudity in our culture is not acceptable in public.

But how will the parents react when they go incognito...

I'm not very good with these things.

..and watch their kids' every move?

Ohhh!

Ugh, the dirty pigs, that's disgusting.

I'm shocked.

Come the end of the week, will it be make or break?

What?

I gave it to you. Stop it!

Whatever, when you go out in the night, what are you going to wear?

This boob tube dress thing.

So your life is all about boobs?

Yeah, but you know I like my boobs.

In South London, college is out for 18-year-old Ashleigh

and she's preparing for a holiday without Mum.

The best thing about going on holiday away,

away from my parents, you don't have any rules,

no-one can call you and be like "Are you all right?"

and "Can you come home at this time?"

and, "Remember to take this and dress like this".

No, none of that.

I'm going to be able to do whatever I want, when I want.

The parent in question is Bible-loving single mum Faith.

I still look at her as my little girl, my beautiful Ashleigh,

but she's grown up too quickly.

No, I wanted to see if there's anything else I haven't seen.

Mum, you're not going to find a dildo or anything.

My mum was kind of in denial about me

and how I live my life kind of outside home.

What you doing?

I'm just looking to see if there's anything else I haven't seen,

you hiding at the bottom.

At 13, life changed for Ashleigh when her parents split up,

but coming from a large Zimbabwean family, help has been at hand.

I love you.

Including from Aunt Zabby.

Expect that she can lie on the beach in the nude and...

But she wouldn't do that.

She will do. This is her holiday.

Faith came to England in 1989

and brought her traditional codes of conduct with her.

Nudity in our culture is not acceptable in public.

You have to cover at least the private parts.

I'm taking outfits like this because I like the way I look in them

with my nice big tits.

And the Bible does not condone body markings

and piercings everywhere else on your body.

I would say I'm rebelling against culture.

Like, my culture is really important to my family

and it's kind of strict and you kind of have to have morals all the time.

I don't carry around morals.

Despite the generational culture clash,

Ashleigh and Faith remain close.

She's a woman of her own.

Strong-minded, not worried about anything,

she's bigger than life.

The person that's been the biggest influence in my life

is my mum, definitely.

She can be a friend and she can be a mum, so I admire that.

Heading for hedonism with Ashleigh is her all-female college crew.

Oh, my God, we look like a girl band.

Oh, oh, and then a bit of a wind.

Chanel, Ashleigh's best mate...

You can have a good laugh with her and a good time, like you know,

and she's honest and just there for you. Yeah.

Awww, that was so sweet.

..always up-for-fun Chantal...

I want to do quad biking because it's just exciting, it's fun,

you've got the breeze blowing your hair away.

Once he started...

..and tough cookie Serena.

You're a hard nut.

Yeah, I'm hard.

I really need to do skinny dipping.

I want to run across on the beach

and the wind will be passing through my nin.

Let the whole Napa know we have arrived.

Sun cream's there Tom, OK. Got loads here.

Jesus, do you think I got enough there?

Loads. Let's have a look, now you've got...

You got like eight bottles.

270 miles north in Bolton, mummy's boy Tom starts uni soon,

but before that he's off on his first ever lads' holiday.

-Do you reckon I'll pull in this, Mum?

-Thomas!

And he's on a mission.

Yeah, I've only slept with one girl, er, right now,

but hopefully I'll be able to make it a list on this holiday.

Girls in Napa won't stand a chance.

I'm hoping to get two, three more girls.

It's also Tom's chance to escape his mollycoddling mum, Kim.

Right, you just put your drink over there, Tom, while I'm ironing.

As long as, as long as you don't spill it over my clothes.

My mum thinks I'm an angel. Lazy, but an angel.

I do his washing, I do his ironing.

Is there anything else upstairs that needs doing?

Er, no, I don't think so.

I buy him clothes, but he's told me to stop that now.

Mr Cool Socks there.

He's lovely. I love my Tom.

We're very close.

We've been together, just the two of us, for a long time.

So what kind of things do you think you'll be doing?

Drinking.

Tom's dad left when he was five.

For 13 years, Tom's been the one constant in his mum's life.

Love ya.

He's just, he's growing up, ain't he, yeah, he's,

he's flying the nest, yeah.

It's emotional. He's my baby.

But now there's another man in Kim's life.

Hello, darling.

-Hello.

-You all right?

Three years ago she met Dave and he moved in.

I'm hoping Kim realises that Tom isn't five years old any more,

because that is the way she treats him

and sometimes that is the way he acts.

Despite living under the same roof,

Tom and Dave haven't got to know one another.

I don't think he's going to embarrass anyone, to be honest,

which is a bit of a shame, really.

Assuming Kim lets Tom out the front door,

he'll be heading off with three lifelong mates.

The mission is for these two...

To lose our V's, apparently.

There you are. You said it, not me.

Josh, the virgin...

I will be gutted if all I get is blow jobs.

..Sam, the other virgin...

I don't want to see Sam having sex.

And the only one with a girlfriend, Wheeler, the wingman.

I'm still going to talk to girls, I'm not going to be shy.

Bye, Mum, I'll miss you.

-Awww.

-Ready?

OK.

Bye, Mum.

Bye bye, girls. Bye, Ashleigh.

See ya later.

I'll be watching you closer than you think.

Despite recently recovering from a stroke,

Aunt Zabby will be joining Faith.

I'm hoping to find out whether

Ashleigh is really as naughty as I worry about.

Now is the time maybe, she's 18, to find out

whether I've been a good mum.

Watch the puddle.

In Bolton, Tom too is leaving for his first holiday without Mum.

Sun cream, water, OK?

-All right.

-Love you.

-See you next week.

Or so he thinks.

Bye!

See you soon.

You won't see us though.

Off to Nappy.

I hope to get out of the experience

that Tom's a responsible, a responsible 18-year-old

and that he is able to look after himself.

-Come on, lads.

-Napa!

-Napa! Whoo!

-Yeah, Napa, here we go.

Napa! Napa! Ayia Napa! Napa! Napa! Ayia Napa! Napa! Napa! Ayia Napa!

Hooray!

Ayia Napa, Cyprus's best-known resort.

Famed for turquoise seas and sandy beaches.

It's a paradise.

It's also the clubbing capital of Cyprus.

This is Ayia Napa.

With 123 bars in a one-mile stretch, it's party central 24/7.

Ayia Napaaaa!

Touching down to join the party are Chantal, Ashleigh and Chanel.

Serena is on a later flight.

I just can't wait to get out of these clothes. Oh, my days.

-Hi.

-Are you checking us in?

Oh, nice, beautiful guests.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my God, it's warm in here, innit? Whoo!

Oh, I'm excited.

Look at the pool, we're just there, like, it's just there.

Ah, it's nice. Whoa!

It's better than what I thought it would be. Like,

the establishment is actually nice,

they have nice buildings, so I'm really excited to go out with

my girls and experience everything and show everyone that we're here.

Ignoring mum Faith's no tattoo rule,

Ashleigh heads straight to a tattoo parlour for ideas.

Oh! That's really nice. If I can get a smaller version.

-The one on the back's nice.

-Yeah.

Apparently though, the hanging ones, they weigh down your belly

and then it makes it long, apparently, that's what I heard.

After getting a few design ideas, the girls go back to exploring.

Kahula Cocktail Bar.

This place is so dry.

I want a picture kissing the frog, please.

After just a couple of hours abroad,

Chanel has mislaid something.

Basically I've lost my purse and I left it in the tattoo shop, so...

We need to get it back.

We're going to go now, get my shit back.

Or that's where she thinks she left it.

But can we ask you nicely to check your CCTV for me please?

Girls, please!

So it's our fault that we left a purse in here?

-OK, you don't need nothing, OK.

-I shouldn't have left it, but...

So why are you getting angry at us, as if to say it was our fault?

Because I don't need to...

Fiercely loyal, Ashleigh takes charge.

All you have to do is show us CCTV, that's all we, there's a camera.

I bet if someone tiefed something in here then you'd be...

But while she sticks up for her friend,

Chanel finds her purse exactly where she left it...

We don't think, we know.

..in a catalogue.

We've got it! Prick! Idiot. What the fuck!

We was telling him, we was telling him.

Oh, why did you come here in the first place, I don't need it.

I don't need it. What the fuck!

Ashleigh is seeing red.

Why is he so rude?

Your attitude stinks, like we're asking you check your CCTV,

but you don't want to check it.

I wanted to fucking get a tattoo in your fucking place,

I wanted to spend money in your fucking place

and you're wanting to come here, chatting shit to me. What the fuck!

-Bye. Have a nice day.

-Don't come back, don't say shit to me.

Nobody was talking to you.

-Bye. Bye.

-Ugh!

-But we got the purse back, that's the main thing.

We wanted to spend money in there. We wanted to spend money in his shop,

we are so nice people, we don't do this shit.

-Yeah, we don't...

-This is not how we roll.

It's 11pm and the Bolton boys have touched down too.

Double bed for me. Double bed for me.

No! You can get a single, you bastard.

Wheeler's sharing with Josh...

..and Tom is shacking up with Sam.

-Ah, there we are.

-Ah. Ah, that is nice actually.

Er, kitchen, electric hob.

No cutlery.

First time I've ever been abroad and there's not a bidet as well.

Just the job - we won't be spending

that much time in here anyway, apart from to sleep.

Most of the time we'll just be drinking, so er,

-We've got a toaster.

-Oh, we have a toaster?

Time to put the pulling mission into first gear.

All on my mind now is girls.

Girls, girls, girls!

That's it.

Yeah, that's the spirit, Wheeler.

Wheeler, playing wingman to virgin Josh, leads the way.

I wouldn't say they're the best-looking girls

we're going to see the whole time we're there.

I reckon if we move to the clubs we will see a lot better-looking girls.

Back at their hotel, the girls are getting ready.

My tits look small in this?

What? This can't be, this is not on, look.

What?

And Serena has finally touched down too.

Chantal, Chanel, Ashleigh?

THEY SCREAM

Did you see yourself? Ah, Serena!

Whoo! Bring on Ayia Napa's party life.

South London posse complete, the girls are ready to party.

Cheers! Whoo!

Whilst Ashleigh shows off her moves, at the airport,

the parents have landed, and Aunt Zabby has joined Faith.

-What's your daughter called?

-Ashleigh.

Right, my son's called Tom. What's she like?

-Oh, she's wild, I think.

-Is she? A wild child?

When it comes to raving. Today, I mean on this holiday.

Also I'm mainly worried about him burning because he's rea...

really fair like me, really fair skin,

and my second worry is,

don't come back with any babies or diseases.

-Yeah, yeah!

-THEY LAUGH

THEY CHEER

Tom might think he can take on a metre-long cocktail without a care,

but little does he know, mum Kim is just around the corner.

Yeah, I can see 'em, they've got some big drinky thing

on the table, in the middle of the table.

There's some girls sat with them as well, yeah,

there's about four girls and four lads and they've got some

drinking game thing going on, a big tube thing full of drink.

Yeah. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

I feel a bit weird...spying on him.

Oh there, there's Ashleigh! Oh, she's, she's wearing black.

Can you see that?

Yes! Is that Ashleigh dancing?

Yes! She's the only one dancing.

Oh, she's jumping and whoa-oh-oh!

She's going for it, yeah.

-Oh, my God.

-That's nice.

Whoo!

The parents have seen enough for one night.

But for the Bolton boys and South London girls,

the night is just getting started.

Whoo! I'm hyped, man.

The girls hit an R&B club, knock back some shots

and hit the dancefloor.

Always up for fun, Serena and Chanel lead the way.

The night is going amazing.

We've just gone to, um, Club Black and White,

they're playing all the best R&B hip-hop songs,

every single song that's come out has been my song, like every song.

All of us are like "Yeah, that's my song, I'm getting gassed".

The night has just started, 2am, that's when everything pops off,

so we're waiting for it to just progress and get better.

And for Chanel, it already has.

Chanel's just having a good time, that's what you do when you go out

you're listening to bashment and it's a grinding or

a winding song, that's what you do, you just, a guy will come up to you

and you just dance, that's all she is, she's just having a good time.

At the other end of the strip,

attracting members of the opposite sex isn't going so well for Tom.

So the boys head out in search of potential bed partners.

Hey...

Jesus Christ!

Wahey!

And they don't have to look very far.

Are you ginger naturally?

Yeah.

SIRENS WAIL

What the fuck!?

He works with what he's got, ginger ninja.

It's a proud moment for wingman Wheeler.

Just irresistible to girls, aren't I? You know what I mean?

But one kiss is all Tom's getting and the boys head home, alone.

You need to, you need to step up your game tomorrow, Sam.

It's 4.30am and the girls aren't feeling the Ayia Napa vibe any more.

But, before calling it a night,

Ashleigh has one more thing she wants to do.

My mum's probably thinking, oh, typical Ashleigh,

she's probably having a live time, she didn't even bother to

tell me if she's safe, but that's what Ashleigh always does.

She's probably thinking I'm just, just like, like living it,

not thinking about her, she gets jealous about things like that.

I'm just going to text her to make sure she knows I care a little bit.

Morning has broken in Ayia Napa, but it's not the only thing broken.

There's been an accident and it's not one of the teenagers,

it's the parents!

Kim and Dave ended up in hospital.

When I arrived and we were coming into the hotel and I tripped

over a step, banged my nose and it, er...unfortunately I broke it.

And the casualties didn't end there.

The shock of it all just brought on David's pre-existing er,

heart condition.

I just couldn't believe it

when I found out that David was in the room across the way,

in a bed on a heart monitor, I just thought, oh no, this can't be true.

With Kim looking after Dave in hospital, it's just Faith

and Aunt Zabby preparing to watch footage from Ashleigh's

first 12 hours away from home.

It was their first night out at this holiday,

so I hope they've been good as well.

Not been too naughty.

Ooh, it's scary. I don't know.

Mum and daughter have very different views on what is

acceptable behaviour.

Who's that? Chantal.

Hey!

-That's...

-And look at that!

I was worried if there's black boys in any club.

Oh, pu, push, pu-puh!

Oh, my God!

Least it wasn't Ashleigh slobbing around in public.

Are you ready to watch again?

I told you! I told you!

Prick!

Idiot! What the fuck!

We was telling him, oh, why did you come here in the first place?

I don't need it, I don't need it.

What the fuck!

We was just asking.

Oops!

Oh.

What? Are you all right?

Come on.

You all right? Nooo! You're fine.

-OK.

-No, that's all right. You're all right.

I didn't know she swears like that.

Who, Ashleigh?

-Mm.

-You know I do when I get to that point, so...

That's all right.

Never seen it like that, swearing in public. I'm shocked.

I was expecting even worse, I thought she was going to give him

a slap.

I thought she was, when she went back.

My other sister, Quinny, says that she gets really angry

like she's possessed, and I've never seen it.

So I thought she was exaggerating.

It's an eye-opening start for Faith.

I am still very upset.

We have to sit down with her and we speak about it

and see what we can do to make sure she can at least tone it down a bit.

Myself, I've realised it before that Ashleigh's got a temper,

but then when we've tried to talk to Faith, she denies it.

Now she knows.

It's midday.

Tom and Sam are analysing their night's achievements.

I wasn't really like expecting to pull last night,

so in that respect I'd say it was a successful night.

Tonight I'm going to, er, step up my game a little bit I think.

I think last night was letting Napa know that we're in town.

Yeah, the Bolton boys are in town and um, yeah,

-tonight they're not going to be able to handle it, are they?

-No.

Wheeler, though, may already have maxed out.

So basically I had a bit of a rough night last night.

I've been sick and I couldn't make it to the toilet,

then I was sick again several times in the toilet again.

Er, I think it was a burger I had last night.

And what better way to beat a hangover than a bacon butty?

And we forgot oil.

This doesn't, it doesn't fit.

So we've put some water in the pan and started boiling it.

What is that, bacon soup?

Just give it a few more minutes.

But it tastes really nice.

Do you want some special boiled bacon?

Not really, no, I don't want your shit bacon.

The boys' culinary faux pas leaves Tom missing his home comforts.

I appreciate my, how I've been brought up, like...

like, my mum's been a great mum, like, she's done

everything for me basically, um... But yeah, I do, how she's treated me

and her protectiveness, I think it's a good trait.

I think,

I think it's quite a good trait to have, how, um...

I look after my friends and, er, that has come from my mum, I think.

It's late afternoon and Ashleigh

and the girls are after an adrenalin rush.

We're just about to get our quad bikes.

Um, I'm really excited, all of us are excited.

Some of the girls haven't been on quad bikes before.

What Ashleigh doesn't know is that mum Faith

and Aunt Zabby are just across the street in a first floor apartment.

She's sitting looking this side.

Worried they'll be spotted, Faith hits the deck.

-Tricky. Tricky.

-Yeah.

I can see ya!

I am so sneaky, I'm proud of me.

Hold the brake.

And now press it.

Oh, don't go on there now.

Agh!

Oops!

Whooo!

I can see you!

As the girls speed off,

Faith is beginning to see a different side to her daughter.

Although Ashleigh's becoming adult,

it's still very painful to feel that I've got to give her independence.

I would have wished to still make her decisions every day,

like I've always done the past 18 years.

So it is hard.

-Wooo!

-Whooo!

6pm and the lads are getting ready to go out.

We're all going to a bar crawl tonight and, um,

I'm expecting it to get messy.

Hopefully it tops last night, which will be hard, but...

hopefully I carry on my 100% Napa pulling success rate.

The pressure to pull tonight is just like a lot bigger

cos, I don't know,

last night was just like sort of testing the water, as Tom said,

tonight...they was testing the water and they pulled.

So I mean, you've got to get in there, ain't you,

got to get in the game.

Yeah, there's pressure.

A bar crawl with over 100 girls should improve their chances.

I'm terrified cos the guy who runs it says he's going to

get us messed up...but he said he's going to sort us out

with girls as well, so I suppose that's a good thing.

Even though we don't need any help, obviously.

Bar one, and Pass the Bottle kicks things off.

30 minutes later and they're on to bar two.

Whoa!

Ayia, Ayia, Ayia fucking Napa!

# Let's go fucking mental! Let's go fucking mental! La la la la!

# Hey! La la la la! Hey! #

Three bars down and it's not just booze

that's grabbing the lads' attention.

I couldn't see cos, like...

I got an amazing view.

And then, er...

They're all right, but only one bird got her tits out,

it was a bit like, fucking hell.

Two hours into the bar crawl and Tom and Sam spot an opportunity

to get up close and personal with a sex game.

69er!

Give her a kiss for luck, give her a kiss.

CHEERING

The winner, the winner was the one who popped them all,

popped 'em all and then we just pulled innit, pulled!

Yeah!

All on it.

How'd you feel?

-Fucking good.

-How did it feel, Sam?

Fucking amazing! Napa!

It's 2am and the South London girls

are only just getting ready to go out.

So I'm going to pour this rum into my lovely drink

and no-one will ever notice a thing,

so at the same time as getting me hyper it's getting me drunk as well.

And you don't have to pay for drink.

Exactly. Do know what I'm excited for? Happy gas.

-I need to laugh.

-What's happy gas?

I don't actually know, I tried to ask someone before, I actually don't know what it is.

As long as it makes me laugh!

With Ashleigh setting the party agenda,

the girls head out to an all-night pool bar.

First up, laughing gas, AKA nitrous oxide, used in dentistry

and childbirth, considered dangerous by some.

I'm not being a party pooper, guys, I just feel sick, OK?

But Ashleigh has peaked too early.

So when does it run out?

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

Why is she laughing?

Oh, my God!

All right, I want one, I want one. I want one!

Oh, God!

Can I get another one?

Oh yeah! Oh my days! Oh my!

It's 3am and the Bolton boys have hit a club.

There are still lists to add to and V-plates to lose.

Wingman Wheeler is working hard on Tom's behalf...

..and it pays off.

Tom gets a number but fails to convert.

So the boys head home, alone, again.

GIRLS SHOUT SONG

It's 6am.

After partying all night, the girls have worked up an appetite.

This hotdog is banging.

It's got mayonnaise, ketchup, onions, cheese.

I'm actually having an orgasm thinking about eating it.

Happy, they head back to the hotel.

Good night Napa. See you in a bit.

It's midday.

I want to go and chill by the pool and like...

Yeah, we haven't chilled at the pool. Oh, wait, my eyes.

Do you know what? Fuck this, I'm doing it now. Do I look fat?

Ashleigh decides to forgo her bikini top.

Argh!

What's the point of putting on a swimsuit

-when you can just come in like this?

-Apart from me.

-I saw you sleeping like that.

-Have my pyjamas on though.

-Yeah.

-So we just thought fuck it, let's skinny dip.

-Yeah.

And that's what we're doing and it feels so nice.

Oh, I don't mind other people round here seeing me naked.

I mean just my tits.

Not my vagina, I would not want to show that,

so I kept my thong on, yeah.

The girls might think they've protected their modesty,

but Faith and Zabby could have other ideas, and they're about to see

exactly what the girls have been getting up to.

I'm hoping they didn't end up with another scuffle

like the tattoo men - trouble.

And joining them for the very first time

is doting mum Kim and step-dad Dave.

After great treatment and absolutely fantastic nursing,

I'm on top form, ready to be back,

looking forward to finding out what I've missed.

Hi, Davey. Nice to have you back.

Thank you. Good to be back.

Hopefully, the footage won't impede his recovery.

Ew. Uh-oh. Ugh, the dirty pigs.

Not very hygienic, is it?

That's disgusting. Not responsible, are they?

They're going to get dizzy. He's just trying, he's struggling.

Bless him. Bless him.

Press stop.

So many people drinking out of it, all them germs.

Looked as if it was a good bit at one stage anyway, so...

Yeah, he doesn't like drink. He only drinks cider.

He doesn't like the taste of alcohol.

-There could be anything in that bottle.

-Yeah.

-Somebody's giving that drink to them.

-Yeah.

There could be drugs in it.

-There could be drugs in that, we don't know.

-Yeah.

-There could.

-Somebody's mixed that up and making them drink it.

-It's true.

-Yeah.

-No wonder children get drunk

and then they end up doing things that they don't do.

-And that's grown ups encouraging them to get in a state.

-Yeah.

Dave, though, is somewhat less disappointed by what he's seen.

It's nice to see that Tom is capable of laddish behaviour.

His persona at home really doesn't betray that.

He portrays himself as quiet, reserved, shy.

But the fantastic thing is,

he's capable of laddish behaviour without being loutish.

Ready for the next clip?

Not really.

Well up for it.

I appreciate my, how I've been brought up like...

like my mum's been a great mum, like.

She's done everything for me basically.

But yeah, I do...how she's treated me and her protectiveness,

I think it's a good trait.

Oh, aww! Aww.

-Excellent. Aww!

-Aww.

-You've done a good job, Kim...

-Thank you.

-..looking after him.

-Thank you. I am, yeah.

-Because he does appreciate it, you can see he does appreciate the way you...

And he didn't look too ill either, did he? He didn't look too ill.

He's only saying that because when he goes home he'll tell you,

"Me mates all did this, that, the other and I sat in the room, looking at them."

No, he's not, cos he didn't sit in the room. Don't be silly.

-You've ruined that then.

-No, but it's...

You have, you know, you've seen full well he's not sat in the room.

-No, I know he's not, but he's still been part...

-Right then.

-..participating...

-So why did you say it?

-..in the drinking, and this, that and the other.

-He's been asked, probably about his mum, and he's answered it that way.

-Right, lovely.

I think Kim's being completely naive and seeing this

has totally opened her eyes and hopefully, hopefully,

it will allow her to see that Tom wants to progress

with his life, not be continually tied to Kim's apron strings.

Next, it's Faith and Zabby's turn.

Uh-oh!

SHE GASPS

Oh! Skinny dip!

We was already naked sleeping so we thought why don't we...

What's the point of putting on a swimsuit?

Uh-oh!

That's embarrassing. That is not acceptable in our culture, it's not.

She shouldn't have done that.

She can do anything else,

but just being naked like that when... It's unacceptable.

You can only tell them what to do,

you can't be there to stop them when you're not around.

It's another difficult viewing for Faith and Zabby

and there's even more bad news on the horizon.

The girls' topless antics have upset hotel management

and they've been asked to leave.

Excuse me, can you put the key back? I need to straighten my hair please.

I need to straighten...I need to use the electricity to straighten...

No. Find the controller, we will speak. You have to give me...

We'll look, we'll find it when we finish packing because look at this.

-You can't charge...

-Yes.

-We will find it, it's here,

-Yeah, it is here.

-It's here.

Um, the fact that they're kicking us out

because I skinny dipped in the pool is ridiculous.

I'm raging. I'm really mad cos of this nonsense. Like we unpacked

and now we're going to have to pack everything up again and move.

The fact that we didn't know we wasn't allowed to do it.

If we knew we wasn't allowed to do it, we wouldn't have done it.

Having been informed of the unfolding events, Faith isn't happy.

It's disappointing to know that it is your children who've

actually managed to cause so much kerfuffle, if you know what I mean.

Having had enough of Ayia Napa,

the girls head off to try a new resort, Paphos.

Ooh! Serena!

A large coastal city in the west of Cyprus,

it's a whole heap quieter than Ayia Napa and not half as lively.

Ooh! No!

No! Shit!

Oh, my God!

No, this is...

-They have a blow dryer.

-And they have a fucking TV. It's really nice!

The room's really nice and I've noticed that

people have their tits out everywhere.

She's got her tits out, she's got her tits out.

Yeah, they're all naked and shit. Makes me feel like I'm welcomed.

Back in Ayia Napa, now halfway through his week away,

Tom still has one thing on his mind.

Designated shagging bed, not been used yet, but um,

still time yet, especially with how mental today is going to be.

But, for these lifelong mates, this is more than just a rite of passage.

So far this holiday, it has been quite focused on pulling

and trying to help Sam and Josh, and help myself, but yeah,

we do have to remember, like,

this is probably going to be our last time together properly,

like, for ever, because we're going to uni.

Look! Oh, I saw the bubbles.

'I'm used to seeing Tom like every day'

and I've seen him every day for the past seven years,

and like I'm not going to get that when we go to university.

I've learnt a lot in the past few days.

Like I've not learnt how to live by myself yet,

I mean, I've not cooked anything yet.

I mean, Josh and Wheeler boiled bacon yesterday,

so they've not learned anything.

I've not had to wash any clothes, I've not had to iron

and I've...I got...I think I got drunker last night

than I've ever been before, so, yeah, I've learnt a lot.

I just... I'm just loving the place right now.

On the other side of the island, the girls are relaxing

and recent events have given Ashleigh a new perspective.

Us girls, I find we're already really close,

like originally we was really close,

but Ayia Napa has shown us that

we are much more closer than what we thought we were,

in terms of if somebody was to come and do anything to each of one of us,

we're going to be there to back each other up.

This experience has made me more independent,

but at the same time, I do miss home.

It's 4pm, and Tom and the boys are off

on a four hour drinking session out at sea.

-ALL:

-Ayia, Ayia, Ayia fucking Napa.

Vodka Red Bull.

-ALL:

-Down it! Down it! Down it!

Down it now. Down it, down it, down it!

CHEERING

-DJ:

-Take off your shirts.

The lads offer their services for a drinking game.

-DJ:

-Whoa!

WHISTLES AND CHEERS

Whilst the boys enjoy some female one-on-one time,

they have no idea trouble is sailing their way.

How naughty is this?!

Kim and Dave are about to see first hand

what Tom really gets up to when he's away from home.

I'm not very good with these things. No, I think I'll leave that alone.

My heart's beating really fast. I feel really naughty and nervous.

I hope they've got sun cream on cos that sun's really glaring.

Oh, God, somebody's just done a big dive.

Hopefully these people aren't drunk that are diving in.

Three! Ooh!

Here comes Tom.

Here comes Tom, yeah, he's going to get over

and he's got his lovely shorts on that I bought him.

What's your name and where are you from?

It's Tom from Bolton.

He's going to do it. Go on, Tom.

..two, three! Ooh!

Yeah! Well done, Tom.

-It's amazing.

-Well done, Tom. Bloody hell. If only he knew, eh!?

Look how close we are. I could practically touch him.

Lovely. Really lovely to see him having such fun, yeah.

Yeah, I feel really emotional. He's having a lovely time.

Down it! Down it!

An emotional Kim and Dave leave the lads to it.

Bye.

Just two months before Tom leaves for uni,

Kim is at last seeing a different side to her only son.

He's made me see, he's just...he's just a really, good sensible lad.

He can handle his drink,

he's been brave and daring this holiday, hasn't he?

I'm just a bit of a wuss.

Well done, Tom.

It's 9pm in Paphos.

Fun-seekers Chantal and Chanel have opted for a minimal dress code.

-Well, tonight we're wearing what we wore today.

-Our bikinis.

-Bikinis and covers.

-Paphos is not ready.

They're not ready for this.

Ashleigh, though, is staying covered up this time.

So, we've just arrived at the strip,

which doesn't really seem like too much of a strip, not like Ayia Napa.

It just seems like it's more where people that live here

come here to have fun, like it doesn't seem like, I don't know.

They're not having fun either.

It's an underwhelming start.

Chanel is going home because she feels really sick,

so yeah, we're going to try and find somewhere else.

One woman down, Ashleigh, Serena and Chantal come up with a plan.

I'm just going to drink, that's it.

But they aren't the only ones in Paphos.

Mum Faith and Aunt Zabby have followed them

and are just around the corner.

It looks like they have more fun at night than daytime,

so we are ready to see what they do at night.

They're borrowing a first floor apartment

from a rather bemused local.

Sorry to intrude.

Just metres from the bar, they have a bird's eye view of all the action.

-Are you seriously 26?

-Yeah.

-Why am I going to lie about being 26?

-Yeah, who would want to do that?

We are partying with them, but they don't know.

I'm worried about I'm too close. It feels like it's too close,

that they can look over here and they will just see my face,

or a black face, and they'll suspect.

Um, Ashleigh is wearing the same kaftan,

but we don't know what's underneath.

-I've got a funny feeling she's wearing something...

-Underneath.

..underneath that's provocative,

but she's waiting when she's in the mood to show it.

But she looks like she didn't put any effort.

And if she didn't put any effort, because I think she's tired.

# ..and Red Bull

# Let me see you with your heart full... #

Satisfied the girls are keeping their clothes on,

Faith and Zabby sneak out,

and soon after, Ashleigh and co have also had enough.

You want to kiss him, he wants to kiss you,

he wants to sex you. Ooh!

10pm in Ayia Napa and having survived the booze cruise,

the boys are comparing notes.

Josh pulled some really fat Swedish girl

who he played the drinking game with.

-That girl was...

-At the end of the night I got...

-..all over you.

-Do you mind?

The girl who judged the drinking competition, who felt us up,

he pulled her as well, right at the end.

I didn't want to do that game.

So I need to catch up tonight

cos I've got a reputation to uphold on this holiday.

With no sexual conquests under any of their belts,

tonight is their last chance.

Spotting an opportunity, Tom enters a kissing competition.

-DJ: Have you ever snogged a ginger boy before?

-No.

Well, you're about to right now.

Ladies and gentlemen, five...

-ALL:

-..four, three, two, one.

-DJ: You dirty shitter. ALL:

-You dirty shitter.

-DJ: You dirty shitter. ALL:

-You dirty shitter.

I've only got off with one girl tonight and that was in a game,

so I'm not really counting it. She were fit.

Sam though, has managed to lose something tonight.

Sam's lost our phone,

so all the numbers we've got off girls this week have just gone.

With the chances of fulfilling their holiday mission

disappearing fast, the boys go home, alone, again.

It's the final day of the holiday.

Later, both sets of parents will be revealing the truth to their teens.

Hi, Tom.

But desperately missing her golden boy, Kim can't wait that long.

How are ya?

I'm good, yeah.

Using plenty of sun cream? Has anybody got burnt?

No, we've put sun cream on every day and we've topped it up.

None of...I'm not burnt at all.

Drinking lots of water?

Yeah, drinking water all the time,

putting my sun cream on, my aftersun...

What are you doing for the rest of today then?

I think we're going to talk about it later

and then we'll decide from there.

Oh, I'm so proud of you. You sound like you've had a ball.

Yeah, I have.

I'll see you Thursday morning. All right, love you. Bye.

I love you, bye. Bye.

It's lovely to hear his voice, but you know, he sounded more grown up.

He sounded more grown up than when he left.

On the other side of the island, the girls are awake too.

Well, the plan today is hopefully to go check out

the tattoo and piercing shop, to see what we want to get,

cos we are all planning to get something.

Basically I want one on my foot

and I've wanted one there and I want one on my back.

My mum hates tattoos and piercings, she said, "Disgusting."

So, if I got home, what's she going to do, cut my skin?

With total disregard for Mum's no tattoo rule,

Ashleigh and the girls head out to check out some tattoo parlours.

OK, this is going to take me long to deliberate.

Whilst Ashleigh chooses a design,

Mum and Aunt Zabby have arrived at her hotel on a mission of their own.

They're living like tramps, aren't they?

That's Ashleigh's boob top.

So, this should be Ashleigh's bed.

-Check what's in there.

-What's in there?

Ooh-er!

Wow! Ah-ugh!

-Who does that?

-What is that?

-I don't know.

At first I thought it was a dildo, but doesn't look like it.

Mm, it's all right. There hasn't been messing round here!

-Ugh. Hm, it's all right.

-Yeah.

After a very detailed inspection, Faith and Zabby make their escape.

In Ayia Napa, mum Kim

and step-dad Dave are preparing themselves for their final viewing.

So far, Kim's been happy with Tom's behaviour.

He's, you know, he's not made a fool of himself,

he's not made a fool of me.

-Actually, there's where the magic happens.

-Ooh.

Designated shagging bed, not been used yet.

Like he means sleeping's magical!

I don't think he quite means that, Kim.

How do you feel about there being so much emphasis and obviously

so much thought put into the fact that they're going to have sex

and that's basically what they're looking for on this holiday?

I don't...Tom doesn't like to think about us having sex,

I don't like to think about him having sex.

Yeah, I could actually...

you could see the beads of sweat actually appearing on her face.

Well, yeah, that, that again is another hit home,

for what I've been trying to get over to Kim, that the lad is growing up.

Down it, down it, down it!

Get off, you big bully.

-Ooh dear, that's a good'un.

-Bloody hell!

I don't need to ask how you feel about that.

Big bullies, get off him.

That's what I'm saying!

They shouldn't be forcing drinks down young lads' necks.

When you're in a situation like that you've got two options -

you either sit on the sidelines or you join in.

If they are not part of the organised booze cruise

and they are just other clubbers doing it, then they're not...

-Well, that's it, that's what other clubbers do.

-It's not right.

I know if you were there you'd have put your apron strings round him

and carted him off to somewhere quiet, made him sit down in the

corner and, "Stop being so naughty, get away from them big naughty lads."

I wish you'd stop saying that actually.

It's a bit embarrassing for me, this. Can we cut that out please?

I know, but this is what the point of it is.

You're arguing that they shouldn't have done that.

I'm saying, at this point in time I'm not happy with that, I think it's bullying.

Tom will now look more of a man to me than he did do when we came away.

Some of the things I've seen him do,

I actually feel very proud.

Very proud to be part of Tom's life, as well as being part of Kim's life.

Back in Paphos, post siesta, and the girls are taking the plunge.

Ashleigh is going first.

Does that hurt more?

My colouring in hurt.

Oh, shit!

It's painful, but things could be about to get worse.

SHE SIGHS

Mum Faith and Aunt Zabby have arrived outside.

Mum's going to piss herself when she watches this.

After a week of secretly watching her daughter's every more,

it's time to reveal the truth.

Yeah, I'll go in first and shock her.

They're really neat, really neat.

Of course, he's a profesh!

She's going to be happy to see me, I'm sure. I hope!

-OK, done.

-Oh, it's done?

-Ashleigh...

-What?

What did we say about tattoos, darling?

THEY EXCLAIM

What is it? Where is it?

-Oh, my God.

-What is it?

-Who does that?

SCREAMS AND LAUGHTER

We saw what happened in the tattoo shop.

-What happened in the tattoo shop? Oh, you mean this.

-Chanel left her purse.

Oh, did you see that?

I wouldn't, but I wouldn't have gone in that language and the expression that you...

It's the expression more than anything else.

I was angry. I was angry.

You were right, but then in the end you got...we all get angry.

That's the most shocked, I mean the only shock that I got.

-What, cos I was angry?

-She was shocked.

-Yeah?

Cos I've never seen you like that, remember? Never.

-She was so shocked, but me I wasn't.

-Do you know how cringe this is?

Overall, just watching all of you I can see how close you are,

how you look out for each other, how you stick up for each other,

how you care about each other. It's lovely, it's very nice.

In Ayia Napa, the Bolton boys

are warming up for another night on the pull...

or so they think.

Well, we're just off to see Tom for the first time

and I'm feeling really, really sick.

It's just suddenly dawned on me what's about to happen.

Full of anticipation and a tiny bit of dread.

As the boys tuck in to more booze,

mum Kim and step-dad Dave have arrived.

(I think I can hear them, just round this corner.)

Hello, I've heard the Bolton boys are in town.

How are you doing?

Hey up!

We've been watching you!

Well!

We saw you passing that horrible bottle round

with everybody's germs on it and everybody taking a swig.

-That was disgusting!

-That was horrible.

-So have you seen all the pulling as well and stuff?

-Seen the pulling.

We've just seen the snogging going on and that, we're not seen...

No, nothing else has happened.

-We've not seen your chat up lines or anything.

-I don't speak to them!

You've been really well presented.

It makes you look like really good lads

and we're dead proud, aren't we?

I think she will be happy to see that the shagging bed

hasn't been touched all week.

So, yeah... I'll think she'll be delighted with that,

but I've still got tonight, ain't I? So, um...

I mean, Tom is a great guy and this week has shown, you know,

he's got more fun and spirit inside him

than really I thought was actually there in the first place.

Over in Paphos, there's one burning issue for Faith -

Ashleigh's aggression.

He was getting rude, like, and before that we went in there and he was rude. He was like racist...

It was the expression, the way you were expressing that you're not happy with him.

-Like, I wasn't doing it for no reason.

-Mm.

-And it wasn't...

-I wasn't like, "I'm going to punch you up if..."

-No.

No, I mean because I was upset

and you didn't expect me to have been upset.

How do you feel, finding out that...

I don't know. I feel like, if I was to talk to you more,

I don't know, you'd get it.

I feel like you don't get it, that's why you're so upset.

It was the actual behaviour, the, you know, the swearing

and the way you were doing your hands like you've just been

possessed all of a sudden, by something from hell or something.

I think it's good that she's seen me, like my angry side,

because she's never seen that before.

Like, she needs to know I can stick up for myself.

Once we go back home, I think we're going to start talking

more as friends, myself and Ashleigh.

Hopefully she'll start opening up more, trusting me more

and myself trusting her a bit more.

If you're behaving OK I can give myself a pat on the back,

but I think I've done a good job.

-Proud of you, I'll give you a pat on the back.

-Oh, that's nice.

-Which one?

-Hug!

I've learnt a lot, lot more about my daughter.

I've learnt a lot about what kids do when they're on holiday.

I've learnt to know that you can

actually accept your child the way they are.

If they want to get on with something,

just support them and let them be who they want to be.

It's a positive outcome for Faith and Ashleigh,

and in Ayia Napa, Dave has left Kim and Tom to talk things through.

So, Tom, are you upset that I came? How do you feel?

I'm not upset that you came, cos at the end of the day

I had the best, one of the best weeks of my life.

-Yeah?

-It's been really amazing.

Have I changed your perception of me in a bad way?

No, you've not let me down at all.

You've had a good time, you've tried new things,

but you've still kept the values that I've brought you up with.

Just hoping now that you've learnt all these things,

you've had this independence,

that you're going to carry it on through to university

and I won't have to worry about you ever again.

I was surprised David came. I think it shows that he's, like, interested

in getting to know me more and see what I'm about, you know.

Yeah, he's made a real big effort to get here.

Yeah, that he cares about me and stuff, so it's...

-Aw, see?

-It is nice to see.

-You're a great son. Put it there.

Aww!

Next time...

I don't know how one of us didn't, like, get on to it.

..the teens look back...

I didn't really expect them to actually get up and walk out.

Oh, that guy's penis making me sick.

..on a summer of excess.

Oh, my God!

It's a weird thing, spying on your children.

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