Kavos Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

The freedom of your first ever holiday with your mates...

-Ooh, aah, Malia!

-..where everyone's up for it...

-I'm not missing home!

-..and anything goes -

cheap booze...

I am really drunk.

Leave me alone.

..dirty dancing...

-..and that all important independence...

-Arghhhh!

..away from Mum and Dad.

-I hope my mum does never watch this.

-Sorry, Dad!

But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming too...

That's disgusting!

..secretly watching...

Can we have a...just five minutes?

He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.

..sneakily spying...

..and outrageously hiding...

Tricky. Tricky.

..all to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

It's the one thing that we said we didn't want to see.

I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.

-I'm shocked.

-He's dead.

Will the parents like what they see...

You've turned from a girl to a woman

..as the teenagers get the shock of their lives.

-What?!

-Oh!

Oh, my God! Why are you on my holiday?

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Coming up...

He is a lazy little sod.

..an irresponsible boy lets rip...

-Yeah!

-Fucking, yeah! Right.

..and a sheltered girl lets loose...

-I don't know if I know my limits yet or anything.

-Let's get naughty!

..in the carnage and chaos of Kavos.

19-year-old Katy...

I don't think I'm going to be able to handle it.

..throws herself into her first holiday away from Mum and Dad.

I haven't had any water. Sorry, Dad.

And 19-year-old Olly leaves his mollycoddling parents behind...

Do you want biscuits? Shall I leave them there or...?

..for a week of excess with his mates...

I've got one more club left in me. Let's go for it, yeah.

..their every move secretly watched by Mum and Dad, giving Katy

and Olly the shock of their lives.

Oh, God!

Everybody dance now!

Bubbly 19-year-old Katy, a part time nursery helper,

is getting ready for her first ever holiday away from Mum and Dad.

SHE SCREAMS

Shut up, Mum!

Oh, my God! My baby's going away.

You're such a loser.

I'm scared that I'm not going to know what to do with myself,

like it's just scary not having your mum and dad on holiday with you.

Well, she's never really been without us, you know.

-No, she....

-She's not been without us.

-No.

It's a bit like a test to sort of see if I will actually, like I don't

know, I dunno, like I don't know if I'd know my limits yet or anything.

Katy lives at home with her anxious parents, Terry and Sue,

in Basildon, and she never strays too far from her beloved home town.

I don't really go out of Essex now.

I've been to Brentwood and that was it really,

so it'll be nice to just sort of get out

and experience somewhere else, rather than Basildon every day.

If Katy goes out she'll, um, she'll tell us where she's going.

-Yeah.

-Um, and who she's with.

-Yeah.

Always texts me that she's all right or she's getting a cab

back to whoever's house, but then we always say good night to each other

-Yeah.

-By text.

On the week away, I think it's going to drive them mad, that they

don't know like what I'm doing, when I'm doing it,

if I'm OK, like what sort of thing I'm getting up to.

-It's going to be tidy here for a little while.

-Yeah.

As much as it breaks our heart

to see her going away on her own, it's...you can't, um, stop them.

Over protective Mum and Dad assume that they know

their little girl inside out.

With Katy, when she goes out, she'll drink water all night and still

have a good time, and her friends have said she, like, she don't drink.

Vodka Red Bull, that's... or Jagerbombs or Sambuca shots.

If they saw the amount I was drinking

they'd be like...oh, my God!

But, yeah, I don't tell them everything.

Nervous that their little girl is going away on her own,

Katy's parents won't let her leave without offering some helpful

holiday advice.

-Be careful of the roads.

-It's the other way.

It's the other way, so if you're drunk...

So Kate, you don't look right, look left, look right again.

-Yeah.

-Out there, it's look left,

-It's like Spain.

-Look right, look left again.

-It's the same as Spain.

What do you mean? What?

I don't want my daughter having holiday romances.

Tel! Mm, you're only a number to them.

I know, guys, I know, I know.

If she goes off with some person that, as you say, a romance.

Yeah, an 'oliday romance, you've gotta be careful of those.

-Yeah, it's...that is worrying.

-We've all had the holiday romance.

-Yeah, but it's just scary, innit?

-And, yeah, scary.

-Mmm.

Joining Katy on her first ever girly holiday are...

We can do the whole "we're lesbians!"

-Say, yeah, say you're a lesbian.

-Yes!

-That's believable.

..try anything once, Charlotte.

We're going Greece, is that the home of Parmesan, ain't it?

-Is it?

-..well-travelled party girl, Lacey.

You get like laxative chocolates. Probably shouldn't have that, yeah.

-..and Lacey's cousin, Kellie.

-This is number one.

-Be careful but...

-This is number one.

The girls have no idea that Katy's doting parents will be

watching their every move.

So, what do Terry and Sue hope to get out

of snooping on their little girl?

Like to see her sort of growing up and...

-Yeah.

-..emerging as a grown, er...

-Seeing her as a woman,

-..as a woman.

Rather than of our little Katy really.

And all the things that we taught her over the years,

be nice to see her using our ways.

As much as it breaks our heart to

see her going away on her own, it's, um, you can't stop them,

-you can't stop them, you've got to let them do these things.

-Yeah.

-Just be careful.

-Take care.

-Be careful.

-Just take care.

-I will.

-All right? Yeah.

-I mean that.

-We worry.

Oliver? Olly?

-Also going to Corfu is lazy 19-year-old, Olly...

-Olly!

..if he can be bothered to get out of bed.

-Come on, move. He is lazy.

-He is a lazy little sod.

I do rely on my mum quite a bit so er, yeah, I might be a mummy's boy.

Olly lives in Bath with his mum Debbie and dad, ex-army man,

Alan, who are at their wits' end.

I do everything. I get him out of bed in the morning,

I put his clothes out for him to put on.

-Eight T-shirts, is that enough?

-Yeah.

What about that one you've got on,

-shall I wash that before you go?

-Yeah.

He doesn't do anything for himself.

Do you want biscuits?

-Shall I leave them there or...?

-Thanks.

He's 19 years of age, he's not a child any more, so every decision

he makes, you know, in life, he's got to be accountable for.

Having flunked out of a sports qualification,

Olly has lost all direction, and whilst

he has everything done for him, the rut he's in just gets deeper.

I didn't do really well in my A-Levels, so I didn't really

give myself an opportunity to really go to uni, university or anything.

It's hard to motivate myself unless it's something I really want to do.

I think if I find out what I really want to do in life

then I'll be able to motivate myself more.

So, in an effort to give Olly some kind of direction, his parents

have given him a job in the family business - a garage in town.

Oliver, I don't pay you to be texting.

They're on my case all the time, telling me what to do.

It's bad enough being at home being told what to do, let alone go

to work on a daily basis and being told what to do as well.

If he weren't our son, we would have sacked him by now.

I hate it. It's terrible.

Right, these are all scrap tyres, aren't they?

So can you get them out the front, please?

Olly wants to use his week away to help him get motivated.

When I'm over there, I can have a good think about what I want to do

in the future really.

What I'm hoping he'll sort of learn through this holiday is

the fact that whatever he does,

there are consequences to things you do.

I can be a bit stupid sometimes, do stupid things.

But Olly's parents are worried.

I would hate to see him so drunk that he couldn't stand up or

didn't know what he was doing, making himself really,

really vulnerable and just making a fool out of himself.

Olly can't wait to escape with his mates.

Go on a lads' holiday, I'm buzzing my tits off.

Getting drunk every night

and looking at all the girls. It's going to be quality.

Joining him on his lads' holiday are -

-party boy, Cameron, AKA The Animal...

-I'll give it a go.

..up-for-anything Kieran...

I'm probably the worst at handling it though.

..and sensible best mate, Dan.

Time for the Bath boys to hit the road.

See you later, mate. Have a good time.

-Cheers. See you later.

-Bye.

-Love you both.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-Hasta la vista, baby.

-Yeah. Tomorrow!

On the other side of the country, the girls are also leaving town...

..but little do they know the parents will be joining them

on this holiday.

Tootle-oo, Basildon.

Ta-ta, Basildon!

-A week off. Whoa, yeah!

-Ta-da!

-Goodbye.

The beautiful Greek island of Corfu is the jewel of the Ionian Sea.

It's also home to party town Kavos.

Rammed with bars and nightclubs, thousands of hedonists

descend on its infamous strip every week, looking for cheap booze...

-We've come to Kavos to get pissed.

-..and even cheaper thrills.

Lazy Olly and his mates have managed to make it.

Kavos! Kavos!

Kavos! Kavos! Kavos!

What the fuck is this?

Olly is sharing a hotel room with best mate Dan.

It's like one of those showers you see in a fucking hospital.

It's the start of his week away without his mollycoddling mum

Debbie looking after him.

Kitchen looks like a shit-hole, but it'll have to do,

cos we're not going to use it.

Kieran and Cameron are in the other apartment.

That's all right. Ready to get in the pool?

Yeah, let's get in the pool.

Revelling in their first few hours of freedom, the boys hit the pool.

Whoa, sun decided to come out for the first time.

Two hours later, Katy arrives -

her new surroundings, a far cry from her home town of Basildon.

Oh, this is amazing.

-Right, will there be like fish in the sea, though?

-Yes, Katy.

Welcome to the shit-hole.

Katy is sharing with Lacey.

Oh, fuck, Katy, look at the bathroom.

It looks pretty Greek, to be fair.

It's kind of like me nan's old bathroom.

Ah, bagsy the bed by the balcony. Mine!

Yeah, that's fine, cos I don't like

sleeping near big windows, it freaks me out.

-Why?

-In case someone gets in. At least they'll kill you first.

After I hear you screaming, then I'll run.

There's not going to be cockroaches, is there?

Doesn't even feel real. I'm so happy.

I don't even want to go home now.

By the time they hit the pool bar,

Katy and the girls are having a rude introduction to life

away from home, as they attract attention from other guests.

Have you seen my tattoo? Smiley face. Smiley face on the man...

Oh, my God!

Big on-scene production.

-So anyway...

-Oh, God, I'm not going to be able to handle it.

Someone got their willy out and they had a smiley face tattooed on it,

and that was within about 15 minutes of being here.

So...

So if that's anything to go by,

I don't think I'm going to be able to handle it.

I'm going to have to walk like this.

What Katy and Olly don't know is that back in the UK,

their parents are getting ready to fly out to Corfu.

Just whether he'll, er,

he'll cope and everything out there on his own, isn't it?

He'll probably get somebody else to pick up after him.

When I was Olly's age, I already had a mortgage and commitments

and everything, so I never went on a girls' holiday, so...

I don't know what to expect and what he's up to.

She's had a Greek salad.

Oh, that's right, she did, yeah. That's her Greek experience.

She had a Greek salad.

Let's hope she don't come home saying she's had a Greek experience.

Back on the island of Corfu,

and Kavos is gearing up for a crazy night.

The girls are first to hit the strip.

Really, really different to Basildon. It's so much more.

It's much better, much better. I'm going to move here.

And with her protective parents out the way....

So you've got 28 shots - go on, then, girls.

..Katy's top priority is booze.

ALL: Let's get naughty!

Been drinking a massive watermelon of alcohol!

It's good, it's really good. It's really good.

Sorry, Dad.

She does drink a lot, but not as much as she was drinking tonight.

I think the cocktails were so fruity,

she's not realising how much alcohol is in them.

More tequila!

The boys are still at their hotel, preparing for the long night

ahead, and Cameron, AKA Animal, is leading the way.

-Why do we call him Animal, lads?

-Cos he does anything.

-Fucking animal, mate.

-He's a fuck...

Give me a shot.

HE BELCHES

Give me another shot.

This has taken us about half an hour to finish these two bottles,

which were fresh.

DRUNKEN SINGING

Boozed up, the boys finally head out.

Oh, fucking knew I was going to have 20 euros.

But their antics are already attracting the wrong

sort of attention, from hotel security.

See if you can write your name on the wall, Kier.

-You fucking...

-Argh!

Hey. What number are you at?

The first night and nearly kicked out.

We've got to be good from now on in the hotel.

-So from now on...

-Yeah.

..we're...we are the... we are good lads, all right?

But now we're... What way's the strip? It's that way, the lads.

Come on, let's fucking go to the strip, shall we?

Finally out on the town, the boys are soon partying hard.

-Are you rather drunk?

-Yeah.

Further down the strip,

Kavos' cheap drinks have already taken their toll on Katy.

SHE RETCHES

Kavos is the place to be, this happens every night.

We had that like massive melon at the start of the night, so...

SHE RETCHES

Probably ruined Katy a little bit, all the shots that we did.

-Katy.

-We're going to get you in bed, yeah.

The girls' night looks like it's over.

But after five hours non-stop boozing,

Katy's not the only one in a mess.

-Where's Kieran gone?

-He's crying at the minute.

Kieran's gone, where's Kieran gone?

Look at the state of him.

HE MUMBLES

-Fuck off!

-Are you all right? Kieran?

I'll put you in the recovery position.

It's 3am and Kavos is still partying,

but all that's important to Olly is helping his mate.

So I'm not happy with the colour of water's

coming out of his stomach, er...

-KIERAN MUMBLES

-Sorry?

All right? Right, sit up a bit.

You all right?

Little gulps. Take a little gulp.

Don't drink too much at once cos

you'll throw it back up, all right. Open your mouth.

Little gulp.

Is that all right? Do you want some more?

-KIERAN MUMBLES

-Sorry?

He's quite slow on response, so we had to call an ambulance

cos he weren't...wasn't quite right.

-OK, can I ask you to stand up?

-He can't stand up, no.

Good. Thank you very much.

OK, Kieran, we're going to take you back to the surgery

and give you some treatment, to wash out the alcohol.

It's a trip to the medical emergency centre for Kieran.

He's in the medical centre right now,

he's just injecting him, give him a drip, make sure he's properly

rehydrated, cos he's had quite a lot to drink, and hopefully,

er, within a couple of hours he should be a bit more responsive.

And just when Olly thought things couldn't get any worse,

at the airport, the parents have landed.

-Oh, my God, we're actually here.

-Yeah, this is all right, innit?

-Oh God!

-My name's Alan, nice to meet you.

-Hello, Alan, I'm Terry.

-I'm Sue.

-Terry, hi, Debbie.

-Hello, Debbie,

-you all right?

-This is Debbie.

-Hello, Debbie.

-And you're Sue?

-Sue.

-Sue, nice to meet you.

So, Debbie, what's your boy's name?

We've got Olly. Olly. He's 19. Your daughter's here, is she?

-What's her name?

-Katy.

-Katy.

-Yeah.

I think we're a bit worried about her being a bit vulnerable.

I don't know if there's anything that he would do

that would really shock me.

That's what we said, weren't it? That was what we said.

So that's what I'm interested to find out.

Whether they'll act... I'll go, "Oh, my goodness,

-"what are you up to?" or...

-Yeah.

I'd hate to see her snogging a bloke, I think.

Really? Being sick in the gutter I think, standing and being sick.

Yeah, and not being to help her I suppose, yeah.

Nah. Nah, that's right.

Driving into Kavos,

the parents are about to get their first glimpse of the strip.

Oh, Tel! Oh dear! Oh, my God.

It's horrible.

The parents are in town and heading straight for Katy,

who has just been sick in the gutter, her dad's worst fear.

-Is that them there?

-Oh, Gawd, that's them.

If they're spotted now, it's game over.

That's them, innit? That's them there, innit?

Is that them? Is that Katy in the shorts?

Can't see nothing of Olly.

-Well, it's five o'clock in the morning now.

-Yeah.

-I would have thought he'd had enough by now, he's in bed.

-Yeah.

Wrong! He's still at the medical centre.

Kieran's on fucking drip and Cameron's fell asleep on the chair.

Which means Olly and Dan will just have to wait it out.

8.30am and having been admitted at 4.30am, amazingly,

Kieran is back on his feet.

Time to relieve Olly of his night on the tiles.

-Wake up.

-Fuck off, you fucking bell end.

How long have you been sat here?

-Long enough, you prick.

-How long?

-About four hours.

-Since when?

-Since four hours ago, you prick.

-What, last night?

Mm. Nah, like, fucking three weeks ago.

Hello!

Across town, the girls are also stirring.

Kate, what happened last night?!

I don't know, my foot is actually, like, in your vagina. Can you...?

Don't touch my minge!

I remember waking up at some point in the night and just throwing up.

I just feel like someone's got a frying pan and gone bosh on my head.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh-h...

-I need to get some bacon down my neck.

-Let's go.

-Can we go?

-Yeah.

-SHE LAUGHS

-We'll be round the corner. Ta-ra.

-See you later.

-Bye.

But feeling rough, food is off the menu for Katy.

SHE SIGHS

At their hotel,

it's also been a rough first night for Katy's parents.

'When we went down the strip, and, um...'

-'Frightened the life out of me.'

-'It frightened the life out of us.'

I'm feeling a little apprehensive now,

waiting to see what's going on.

For the first time, the parents are about to find out

exactly what their teenagers have been up to.

First up, Katy's mum and dad.

Have you seen me tattoo? Have you seen my tattoo?

-Oh!

-A smiley face.

-Oh dear, oh dear, unbelievable.

-Oh, my goodness!

SHE LAUGHS

-I can't believe that.

-Yeah.

-That is, innit?

-I'd class that as, um...exposure, myself.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-If that's what they're, er... going to be up for now, then, er...

-Yeah.

Yeah, it's a bit of a worry when they do things like that, innit?

-Yeah.

-Bit of a worry.

I'd be really disappointed if Oliver did that.

Oh, dear!

Ooh, dear.

-Oh, dear!

-Oh...

-OK.

-Oh, dear.

-Oh, no, no, no.

-Oh, no.

-Ugh...

-That's horrible. That's horrible, yeah.

-Mmm.

-Yeah, that's a bit, er...

-Yeah.

-First night.

I don't like that, that makes me feel...

Yeah, in the gutter as well.

-Mmm.

-I told...I said that, didn't I?

-Mmm.

-Yeah.

SHE SNIFFS

-Ooh!

-Oh, it's gone back to the start.

-Back to the original.

-HE LAUGHS

No dad wants to see their daughter being sick in the gutter, really.

-No.

-Especially with a strange man...

-Yeah.

..trying to sort of help her out, you know, it happens, and, um...

what can you do?

Now it's time for Debbie and Alan to watch their son, Olly.

They're hoping he remembers that his actions have consequences.

Oh, my goodness, Olly.

Oh, my god.

He could kill hisself with that.

-SHE GASPS

-God!

Oh-h...

Five shots in a row, that is ridiculous.

What an idiot! What an idiot!

Mmm.

-This is what I was talking about.

-Yeah.

-Suffering consequences of what he does.

-Yeah.

He's got to have enough intelligence to realise

-that five shots in a row...

-Yeah.

-..eventually is going to go bang.

-Mmm.

-SHE GASPS

-Oliver!

-Oh, my...

-OLLY: See if you can write your name on the wall, Kieran.

PARENTS LAUGH

-You fucking...

-SCREAMING

What number are you at?

-What number?

-Oh, he's chucking 'em out, is he?

-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Oh!

-There you go.

-Yeah, he did, yeah.

-Yeah, and there's the consequences.

-Yeah.

-You could tell he was drunk cos he couldn't spell his name.

-No!

THEY LAUGH

OLLY: Straighten your left...

-Oh!

-Oh, dear.

"I'll put you in the reco..." Oh, bless him. Oh, bless him.

-In a recovery posi...

-Oh, bless him.

-Ooh, dear, oh, dear.

-Aah.

-Oh, he is in a bad way.

-He is, in't he?

-Oh, well done, Olly.

-Ah, Olly, Olly.

-Ah, look. Aah.

-Good lad.

Good lad. Aah.

OLLY: Within a couple of hours he should be a bit more responsive,

a bit more rehydrated, and, er...

hopefully he'll be a bit better than what he is now.

-Ah, you must be so proud of him.

-Yeah, proud of him.

I'm not going to do the crying.

I'm not going to do the crying, but that's...

-He was all right, weren't he?

-He was good.

-Being good.

-He was good, weren't he?

-Yeah.

He's doing the mothering.

-he's doing the caring...

-Yeah.

-..and I am really surprised by that.

-What you do for him.

-What I normally do for him, yeah.

-Ooh, I've got goose bumps.

-SHE LAUGHS

-I went from thinking, "God, you're an idiot," to thinking...

-Mmm.

"I am proud of you, son."

That's...you know, from one extreme to the others.

The girls are recovering from their hangovers by the pool.

First night out of Basildon was definitely, um...

a lot more intense than just a night out, like a normal Friday.

At the boys' hotel, they're also thinking about last night's events,

notably Kieran's medical emergency.

'Last night proved that I have got some good friends,'

and, er, that they actually... they do care about me,

cos they were pretty concerned.

'It means a lot to me, that.'

It was scary for me to see Kieran like that.

I haven't really seen him that bad ever before.

My aim in life is not to get as bad as that ever,

but have a good time anyway.

SCREAMING

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

The girls are getting ready for another night of partying.

I know what we can play tonight - who can get the best injury.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, come on, that'll be so much fun, who can hurt themselves the most.

Where's the lip gloss, girl?

-Money, key...

-Nice and clammy.

Got your dignity, Katy? Ooh, no, you lost that last night.

I definitely did.

The Bath boys are already out,

and Kieran's booze-fuelled illness last night

seems like a distant memory.

What could possibly go wrong?

All you could drink for an hour for six euros,

so I'm going to get back in there and drink a bit more.

Cheers.

As Olly necks as much booze as he can,

the girls are heading to one of their favourite bars.

It was good in there last night, from what I remember.

It was good everywhere, we were slaughtered.

And anxious after seeing their little girl

out of control last night, Terry and Sue are going too.

-Bit of excitement and nerves.

-Yeah, we don't know what...

-A mixture.

..what to expect - we ain't got a clue what to expect now,

we're going to watch her now.

I'm worried about drinking,

and I'm worried about the boys at the moment, yeah.

-We're going to check who they're with.

-Who they're with.

Mum and Dad are spying on Katy's every move

from a balcony opposite the bar.

Oh, God, yeah, I can see her, Tel. Can you see her?

-Where? Where? Where?

-Look, look, there, there, there, there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Me heart's pounding!

SHE LAUGHS

-She looks a bit subdued tonight. I think...

-Yeah.

Perhaps she's a bit worried about the state she got in last night.

It worries me if she gets in that state again.

Cos at the minute, she looks all right.

All that protecting you do and she's out there all on her own, like that.

How would you feel if your mum was doing this to you?

-Would you be happy?

-No, I wouldn't be very happy, no.

SHE LAUGHS

GIRLS: Oh-ho!

-She looks safe.

-Yeah, she looks safe, yeah.

-She looks...she looks like she's, er...in control at the moment.

-Yeah.

The main thing, she's safe.

Get down, Tel, just get down.

Temporarily reassured, Terry and Sue make a swift exit.

Sort of.

THEY LAUGH

-Oh!

-Oh, me knee, me knee!

THEY LAUGH

-Long night to go.

-A lot of hours ahead of 'em.

-Lot of hours, yeah.

-A lot of hours.

We're just hoping that...fingers crossed that she's...

Let's hope she can pace it out a little more.

-Pace it out a little this time.

-Learn by last night, maybe.

-Yeah.

Someone who hasn't learnt his lesson from last night...

All right, man, yeah!

..is Olly.

Fucking, yeah, right.

Olly's absolutely fucked out of his face.

Olly, you all right? I'm well fucked.

Come on, come on, you've got...

The lads may be determined to get him home, but Olly has other ideas.

I'm trying to take him home.

Cameron...

I respect you for looking after me, all right,

but...

The truth is, right...

..I've got one more club left in me.

Let's go to it, yeah.

Go along the strip.

We're going, mate.

I don't care, wherever.

HE SLURS

Olly's so drunk, he forgets to do up his pants.

Hey, hold on! Come back.

HE MUMBLES

THEY LAUGH

-Hold tight for him, yeah, hold tight for him.

-Yeah.

-Thank you very much.

-Yeah.

-He's one of my boys.

-Yeah.

Last night, Kieran was relying on Olly.

Tonight, Olly is relying on him and Cameron

to get him back to the hotel...

You were in a worse condition than me. I'm fucking fine, mate.

-I know I was, mate.

-I've literally had two pints, awesome.

-Shut up!

-Two pints of what, fucking vodka?

Two pints of beer.

..and to put him to bed before they all call it a night.

Cam, get that pillow.

-Al right. Kieran. Olly, are you all right?

-Yeah, mate!

'Obviously he has had a lot to drink,'

but I think he's in a stable state to fall asleep.

He'll obviously have a banging headache in the morning.

Thank you, mate.

It's 11.30am, and all the girls are up and out.

'Compared to yesterday, I feel amazing, so I'm quite happy.'

Yeah, it was really good.

I didn't drink as much, but I think it was better

because I wasn't throwing up all night, so...

I could actually enjoy it, and I remember it today as well,

-which is much better.

-It's good, innit?

Yeah.

'I know that, I, er,...'

know how to look after myself now,

know how to nurse myself back to health after yesterday.

Olly...

Over at the lads' hotel, it's a different story,

and Dan has seen it all before.

This is what he's like, er... If he's meant to be at work, like now,

he'll still be in bed like this.

He's lost a few jobs.

Argh, fucking hell.

Olly.

Have a look, have a little butcher's.

-Your side of the bed.

-Your side.

HE LAUGHS

Your mum's not here, so you're definitely cleaning that up.

I ain't fucking doing it. Show you a dirty eye, or what?

HE LAUGHS

Cleaning up after himself is a first for usually lazy Olly.

Urgh, it fucking stinks.

THEY LAUGH

Fucking listen, socky, you gotta clean this shit up.

THEY LAUGH

And he's got a novel way of getting rid of the evidence.

HE CHUCKLES

Right, that'll do. That'll do, let's go and get some breakfast.

HE LAUGHS

Back at their hotel, the parents are about to watch more footage

of what their teens have been up to.

-You all right?

-Yeah, you?

-Yeah.

-Good.

'I hope that Olly has learnt something from what happened,'

and that last night, they did take things on board

and were a lot more sensible.

I think it's quite important to me.

It was scary for me to see Kieran like that, er...

-Aah.

-Ah, good boy. Good boy.

-Ahh!

And, er, my aim in life is not to get as bad as that ever.

THEY LAUGH

-More shots!

-Yes.

More shots.

-Oh...

-Here we go again.

-I can't stand them things.

Three...

Oh, Oliver!

-Oh...

-Oh, he's going to be sick.

-Oh, put it away!

-Olly! Put it away, I don't want to see that.

I don't want to see that anyway.

-Eeeew!

-Ohh...

-Why's he doing that?

-Ooh, that was a bit weird.

-I didn't like that.

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

That's terrible!

Oliver! Fancy getting that drunk again, after he said, you know,

-"Ooh, you don't need to get that drunk."

-Yeah!

-Nothing's changed.

-No.

-Nothing's changed, really, has it?

-When I was 19 and I joined the army...

-Yeah.

You know, we were... we were all doing the same thing.

I think you see him as a young man, and I think I just...

I just see this as part of growing up, that's how I see it.

Yeah, I think that's some of the problem,

I can't see him as a grown-up yet, I still see him as a little boy.

Next up, Terry and Sue,

who are concerned about sheltered daughter Katy coping on her own.

Oh, God.

-KATY:

-I might be sick again.

Ah-h...

-She's got a stomach like her dad.

-Yeah, she has.

I could definitely have used my mum and dad last night

-when I weren't well.

-Mmm.

Yeah, I think I'll definitely take their advice about the water,

cos I don't want to be doing that again.

-Aah. Good on you, girl.

-They were right and I should have listened.

But I didn't!

PARENTS LAUGH

To see her taking on board what we've taught her, chokes me up!

HE CHUCKLES

SHE LAUGHS

'I'm actually seeing her'

starting to leave the nest.

I'm finding it emotional. Adulthood is, like...coming.

Yeah.

And it's not just Sue who is finding it difficult.

The spying experience has made Debbie start thinking hard

about her parenting.

You can't do it twice, you do it once, you parent once,

and you've done it, and, what you put in for those 19 years

is there on that camera, and you're seeing what you've done,

and then it just starts you -

"Oh, did I do it right, what have I done? I can't change it."

But he gets away with a lot, and perhaps we're not helping him.

I don't think there should be

three of us on the bridge at the same time.

Today, Katy has turned organiser,

by getting the girls up and out for a day of water sports.

I've never done any of this.

-Someone died paragliding in the sun.

-Don't say that!

Scared!

Duck down, duck down here, duck down, Sue.

At home, her parents usually arrange everything for her,

so they're keen to see how she copes.

Paragliding, jet skiing and them four things for 60 euros.

It'll be nice just to see her doing something for herself.

-Taking control of it.

-Yeah, be nice.

-Of the day.

-Without us having to do it all for her.

-Yeah.

And Mum and Dad are already getting more than they bargained for.

-A lot goes on behind here.

-Yeah.

Discarded johnnies, discarded knickers.

-Ripped knickers.

-Ripped knickers, ripped pants.

-Pants, dirty knickers.

Feel a little bit sick.

Katy would never come behind here, No...no way.

-I hope she don't.

-I hope she wouldn't.

-This is nice.

-I just farted.

KATY LAUGHS

DAD: Oi, oi!

HE LAUGHS

Oi, oi, go on, Katy, get up there!

-Oh, my God!

-That's brilliant.

She don't know it, but it's nice to know we're sharing it with her.

She's waving her arms and kicking her legs.

Yeah, brilliant. Look at her!

-She hasn't got her daddy...

-No.

-..like, with her, making sure of this and making sure of that and..

-Mmm.

-Oh, I'm so glad.

-Brilliant. That was bloody brilliant, that was.

-I know.

It's so good to see her doing it on her own.

-It's brilliant.

-She booked that up and done it all herself.

-Oh, my God!

-Have some sort of protection on your bum.

It really, really hurts your bum.

-It's another, um...

-It's another little step up the ladder, ain't it?

-Up the ladder of being an independent girl.

-Yeah. Yeah.

As well as being more independent,

the experience is broadening Katy's horizons.

I think I would want to go travelling and see other places,

cos, I dunno, I like it, it's nice.

I think that's...the flight here was the longest flight I've been on,

so...

I think I need to sort of take it in steps, further and further.

I'd like to go America and stuff.

Maybe I've accidentally grown up over the week.

Your T-shirt's made, and look at the fucking backs!

Turn.

8pm, and the Bath boys are kitted out for another night on the strip.

At the girls' hotel, conversation takes a turn for the worse.

Yeah, right, if you keep your toothbrush too close to the toilet,

like six feet, when you flush the chain,

the poo particles, whoosh, on your toothbrush,

and then you brush your teeth

with the poo particles on your toothbrush.

But the bathroom's not big enough to put it six foot away.

I'm telling you, you're going to be brushing your teeth

with, like, your own shit.

Do you know how big six foot is?

-THEY LAUGH

-No!

The boys are back on the strip,

and, after last night, Olly is feeling rough.

I'll just follow you, wherever you go, I'll follow you,

but I don't... I can't drink tonight, I feel shit.

You'll be all right, mate.

Debbie and Alan aren't so sure.

So they're going too, anxious to see if Olly can learn from his mistakes.

Bit nervous now, didn't like it down here,

I thought it was dirty and horrible and a bit sort of nasty.

-Cor, it's making my belly turn over.

-Is it? What is it now?

Yeah, my legs are feel...

I don't know what we're going to see.

-Oh.

-I don't know what's going to happen.

They've hidden in a house right next to the bar where the lads are.

Well, the last two nights, he's been drunk, so...

-I know.

-You know, I don't want him to be drunk tonight.

He should be used to it now, then.

It's not good enough, Al, that ain't going to do it for me.

Right, I think I'm going to stand by the bar as well.

It's strange to think he's down below us,

and he doesn't know we're up here watching him.

-Yeah.

-So that's funny.

We're that close, but we can't go down there and chat with him

or say anything.

Oh, here we go again, drinking again, look.

-It looks like he's struggling to drink, so, er...

-Yeah.

-Good, give his liver a rest, it needs it.

-Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS

I've had two sips of a drink... it's quite strong.

I know it's no excuse, but...

But I don't think I can drink much.

I might just be the responsible one tonight.

Good.

Ahh, I just want to say, "Go on, Ol, go to bed,

"go and have a little lay down. Go and get some water and go to bed."

-He's looking for his mates now.

-Yeah, he's had enough.

So let's say he's had a good night tonight.

-Leave it at that.

-He'll have a quiet night, won't he?

The lads were up for it, but I feel like shit.

But I'm still going to persevere and stay out,

I'll just have to be the, er... daddy figure tonight, I think.

Olly tries to get into the party spirit, and pushes on until 4am...

..before him and the boys call it a night and head home,

but the girls are still going strong.

We just plan to get drunk and have a good time.

Ooh-ooh!

-I've drunk about...

-And then, like, pass out.

I've had about five cocktails

-in about the space of about 20 minutes.

-Yeah.

-So...

And shots, urgh! As long as I don't throw up, I'll be fine.

The Basildon girls party way into the night...

..eventually making their merry way back to the hotel after the boys.

ALL: # Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah. #

THEY LAUGH

Ah, that's so funny.

It's morning, and the party is well and truly over for Lacey.

Ah, fuck!

Ugh!

She woke me up this morning, like, in agony,

when she was, like, trying to swallow and stuff.

We had to go to the medical centre, and it turned out she's got, like,

um...really bad tonsillitis, so we had to look after her.

When we realised that it weren't cos of drink,

it was a bit like, "Aah," felt quite bad for her,

cos it weren't, like, self... like, brought on herself.

With a woman down, the girls decide to stay at the hotel

so they can look after Lacey.

After being the responsible one last night,

Olly's ready for some testosterone-fuelled fun

at the go-kart track.

Good luck, mate, but, um... let's see how it goes, shall we?

And ex-army dad Alan is on special ops,

eager to catch a glimpse of his son in action.

It'll be really nice to, um... see him enjoying himself today,

and quite possibly not, um... sleeping off a hangover.

Fuck me, how do you get in here?

-Go on, Ol! Go on!

-There he goes! There he goes!

-Whee!

-Put your foot down!

Careful!

-HE LAUGHS

-Keep your hand down.

Olly hasn't passed his test.

It took him three times to pass his theory.

He's failed his driving test once,

and now his driving instructor has given up

and sent a very polite message to him, by text, saying,

"I think you should find yourself another instructor."

Drive like your father. You're shit at driving, absolutely shit.

THEY LAUGH Shut your mouth!

HE LAUGHS

Right, we'd better get going because we might get caught.

-Yeah.

-Come on.

-Come on, then.

In a couple of days, Olly will be heading home,

so he's started to think about his return

and how he can make things different.

Before the holiday, I might have been a bit of a mummy's boy.

I rely... relied on my mum quite a lot.

'I'm going to go back home, um...

'try my best to do more around the house,

'help Mum and Dad out a bit more,'

help out with the washing, make sure I get my washing organised,

keep it tidy, like, clean up after myself,

'and be a bit more, like,'

as independent as possible, living at home.

He's actually started to think about his future.

I feel like, er...I don't have a long-term job at the garage,

um...if anything I'm just maybe a little bit in the way for a bit,

um, so...

when I get back, I'm just going to try and have a search for jobs.

Katy and the girls have had to take Lacey to the medical centre.

Her tonsils have got a lot worse.

They've had to put her on a drip cos, er...she was being sick,

so she wasn't keeping any of the antibiotics down.

As a precaution, she's being kept in overnight.

Apparently her tonsils are covered in black.

I've only seen it when it had one dot on it,

so it seems to have got quite... quite bad quite quickly.

We're going to go out, but not for a long time.

We're going to make sure she's all right before we do anything.

To be fair, the medical centre's on the strip,

-so we can always pop in and visit her.

-Yeah!

Further up on the strip, on the boys' third night,

Olly's not touched a drop of drink,

and he's too sober to join in the fun.

Still thinking about a direction to head in,

he's after some career advice from a bar rep.

We've been on holiday and we've, like, seen like you PR-ing

and other people PR-ing, looks like a job that's enjoyable,

so we just wanted to know how you got into it.

As long as you can approach people

-and, like, just say, "Hiya, you all right?"

-Yeah...

-"Well, fancy a drink?"

-Yeah.

-"What are we doing later on?"

-Think I could be quite good at that.

Not forgetting about Lacey,

the girls are getting ready to go out again.

Lacey asked us to take her a Pot Noodle.

She wanted Super Noodles,

but she didn't know how we could take the Super Noodles to her.

The doctor said, um..."Oh, yeah, not tinned stuff, though,"

and I was like, "You want me to cook a soup?!"

I've never cooked soup before.

He was like "Yeah," he went, "You get a chicken,

-"you get a whole chicken and you..."

-What?!

-"..you boil the chicken..."

and I went, "I'm not going to cook soup for her!"

No homemade soup for Lacey, but a quick noodle snack.

Then the girls hit the strip again.

We miss Lacey.

We miss her, yeah.

But Lacey's become a distant memory

when Katy bumps into the first man she met on holiday.

Danny keeps getting his willy out.

The first night, there was willy,

and then nearly last night, there was willy.

I just do this.

I'd just like to warn you that my room smells like sick.

Not that it stops her from going back to her room with him.

With Lacey away, maybe Katy wants some company.

SHE LAUGHS

It's 8.30am, and Lacey's been discharged from the medical centre.

I feel better than I did last night.

I've been poked and prodded so... so many times!

Um...

Just really want to go home and go back to bed now.

But someone's been sleeping in Lacey's bed.

I was abandoned last night, cos you left me,

so I replaced you with my creepy uncle Dan.

LAUGHTER

But did Katy take her parents' advice and avoid a holiday romance?

Ha, no, I did not sleep with him!

-SHE LAUGHS

-No. I wouldn't do that.

In just a few hours, the parents will be surprising the teenagers.

But first, they've got one last chance

to catch up on what they've been up to.

At the beginning of the week,

I thought there'd be no shocks and surprises, because of, er...

circumstances where I've seen her sick in the gutter.

You can enjoy yourself and have a drink, but...she was well out of it.

Yeah, you gotta be...yeah.

And there could be a few more surprises in store

for Katy's parents.

-Ooh!

-Ooh!

-Ooh! HE LAUGHS

That's that tattooed one, isn't it?

Ooh, and he's in her bed.

She's got all her clothes on.

-Ohh...

-Oh...

What do you reckon, Tel?

-Um...er...I was...

-That's your little girl there.

-I was getting a bit worried there, I did.

-Yeah.

-When I see the lad with her on his, er...

-Yeah.

-Shoulder. On his back...

-Yeah.

-..he's sort of got his trophy,

-you know what I mean?

-Yeah.

-"I'm carrying you off now."

-Yeah.

Sort of wondering, er...where he's thinking he's going, you know.

Yeah. I didn't look at it like that.

-I reckon she was a good girl, though.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

I didn't look at it like that, no.

I think my dad realises that I have got boy mates,

but I think cos he can't see it and I'm so far away, he doesn't...

I dunno, doesn't trust anybody.

You know, when we were kids, that was very separate, wasn't it?

You didn't have friends that were the opposite sex, did you?

Not like that, and they stayed over and things like that didn't happen.

-Yeah, that's right. No, but now...

-But it seems more acceptable now.

I'd like to think that he is just a friend.

-I'll have to wait and see on that one, I think.

-Yeah.

-I'll have to wait and see when I see her.

-When you see her tonight!

When you see her, have a word!

I'm going to ask a few questions.

-Yeah!

-THEY LAUGH

I think I would want to go travelling and see other places,

cos, I dunno, I like it, it's nice.

So I'd like to go to America, and stuff.

-Yeah.

-Oh, that's interesting.

-Mmm.

-What we've been saying, really...

I think it's made her realise now that, er...travelling is nice,

to see different parts of Basildon.

THEY LAUGH

-Nice.

-Spreading her wings.

-Yeah, she's spreading her wings.

-Mmm.

At the beginning of the week, it was like, "Oh, my god,

"I don't want her to leave," you know,

"I can't face the fact that she's spreading her wings."

-Mm.

-But seeing how she has coped,

-I'm starting to think she is ready for that now.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

And there's yet more surprises, this time for Debbie and Alan.

I feel like, er...I don't have a long-term job at the garage.

If anything I'm just maybe a little bit in the way for a bit,

um...so when I get back,

I'm just going to try and have a search for jobs.

Mmm.

Um...just chatted to the manager,

said about how I'm interested in doing PR-ing,

and she said, "You're more than welcome

"to come out next season if you want."

-Aah!

-Ooh!

It was nice to see, he's on a night out...

He wasn't drunk, but he's thinking about his future.

Seems to be a little bit of a different attitude, don't you think?

He's actually thinking forwards and planning,

which is very mature and grown-up.

'So that was interesting.'

Before the holiday, I might have been a bit of a mummy's boy.

I rely... relied on my mum quite a lot.

I'm going to go back home, um...try my best to do more around the house.

Help Mum and Dad out a bit more,

-help out with the washing,

-THEY LAUGH

make sure I get my...all my washing organised, keep it tidy,

like, clean up after myself.

THEY LAUGH

-Ah...

-That was nice, that.

-Yeah.

It's nice of him to say that, but like you say, let's wait and see

-what does happen when he comes back.

-Yeah.

-And even if when I said,

"Can you pick your stuff up?" he'd go, "Yeah," and he does it, or...

..he just chucks it in a neater pile in the bathroom or something.

-Yeah.

-Know what I mean? He just...

-I think he's realised he is a lazy little...

-Yeah, he is.

Maybe I've got to step back a little bit and do less for him,

-for him to be able to do what he says he's going to do...

-Yeah.

..and be more independent.

I think he's sort of...

If anything, we've seen him actually grow up a little bit

-throughout the week.

-Mm, yeah.

-Which is a good thing.

-From his experiences.

-What he has done, he's grown up from.

-Yeah.

And he's reflecting on this week himself, which is good.

I won't forget the smell of mine and Katy's room.

The girls are in their hotel bar,

reliving the highlights of their holiday.

-It smells like sick and diarrhoea and baby nappies.

-I love the...

And like a dead mouse or dead animals.

And it's not just Katy feeling queasy.

-We're coming up to the hotel now.

-I feel sick.

The moment has come for Terry and Sue

to reveal themselves to their daughter.

I just don't know how she's going to react to us.

Nah, this is er...nerve-racking.

I dunno if she'll be, like... really annoyed.

-If I'm dancing to Jai-Ho like this.

-He's got that...

-sort of like the longish hair. He's looks a bit like Rhys.

-He's hot.

-Er...

-He is hot.

Katy is about to get the shock of her life

as her parents approach from behind the bar.

Right, I'm actually going to wet myself in about three, two...

-THEY LAUGH

-Just piss everywhere.

Oh, mate!

THEY SCREAM

Hello there, Katy.

Look at their faces!

THEY LAUGH

There you go!

We've seen everything, Kate.

How would we feel if someone was sicking up outside our pub

like youse were?

I don't think they care, Mum.

-Just...we've noticed over the week...

-Yeah, we are proud of you.

-That you've turned from a girl to a woman...

-Mum, don't cry.

ALL: Oh!

Go hug 'em!

Oh, really! Mother!

Ugh, such a loser.

You're such liars!

I'm never trusting you ever again!

I feel like it's Christmas all over again.

You know when you're little...

THEY LAUGH

You lied to me about Father Christmas.

We were spying on you from a balcony.

-Yeah, we was watching you in a bar.

-Yeah.

-We was on the balcony upstairs.

-We had binoculars.

-Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

And we crawled out on the balcony!

THEY LAUGH

I can't believe it, I'm so stupid.

Oh, God!

This is the willy boy.

Where's the willy boy?

Hang on, which one's been shagging my daughter?

THEY LAUGH

I shared her room, but I didn't touch owt.

Who's got the face on their willy?

Oh, it's me, do you want to see it?

-THEY LAUGH

-No! I've seen it!

And they just sort of emerged, and I was like...

"No!" And they looked well angry.

I was thinking, "Oh, please don't tell me off,

"all my friends are here."

-We're so relieved.

-Yeah, we're so relieved, yeah.

-Definitely, yeah.

-So relieved.

It's a nice weight off our shoulders now,

-but we're glad we done it.

-Yeah.

After a week of sneaking around,

Terry and Sue are keen to talk to Katy alone.

We're really proud of youse when we've seen what you've done

-and achieved over the week.

-Yeah, we are.

-We are, definitely, yeah.

-We are really proud of you.

And do you feel like you've achieved anything by it?

I've realised that I can actually turn on and off sensible,

like, if something does happen,

-like you can be having fun...

-Yeah.

-And something does happen,

I can think, "Right OK, we need to be sensible now."

-That helps us.

-It does.

-Knowing you can go away and do that.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

I've always sort of been there for you, and, um...

-it's nice to see you not needing me so much, you know?

-Mmm.

-But...

At the end of the day, I'm always here.

I still need you, Daddy, I need money and stuff!

SHE LAUGHS Well, I know that, but...

You know, it just, um...

You sort of go off on your own and you do your thing,

but you know I'm always there for you really, you know?

Don't let me go off completely on my own yet,

cos I'm really not ready.

I won't let you do that. No way in this world, no way.

-Not completely.

-SHE LAUGHS

It's nice to have them turn up, actually. I was quite missing home,

so I'm like, "Ooh! I can have a mum cuddle now!"

They said some really nice things and they said they're proud of me

'and it...like, it does feel really nice.'

Yeah, they make me feel better about myself now,

so...it's nice, I feel good.

I went into this, um...not knowing what was going to happen with Katy,

but I'm quite sure that she can cope when she leaves again.

I wanted to see that the girl was going to...how the little girl,

my little girl, was going to start turning into a...

Um...

..like a lady, you know, like a woman, turn into a woman, yeah.

And it's been brilliant, and I've enjoyed it, yeah.

It's now Debbie and Alan's turn to reveal themselves to Olly.

I got all mixed feelings about seeing Oliver in a minute.

I'm a bit sort of apprehensive.

-I'm really shaking!

-Hold on, just have a quick look.

Obviously, some of the lows, I wasn't happy in seeing,

and some of the sort of... when he's been drunk and sick.

I weren't over-happy with that,

and I suppose I have to share that with him,

and I need to tell him that.

Mister...

HE LAUGHS

I seen a lot more of your willy than I really wanted to see.

-Fancy not being able to pull your pants up in the toilet, eh?

-Yeah.

What's all that about?

Dunno.

-When did you get here?

-We've been here all the time.

Been here all week.

Been here all week.

You have got a bit of a tan.

THEY LAUGH

A few things, I weren't happy with,

but there's lots of things I'm really proud of you for.

What you done looking after Kieran was really good.

Yeah, that was really, really good.

'Yeah, I'm a bit shocked.'

I was having a good holiday, thought I'd, er...

got away from home for a while, but obviously not.

'Bit embarrassed.'

Cuddle first?

-Yeah, go on.

-He-hey!

-Love you.

-Love you.

'My legs are still shaking,'

cos I really didn't know how he was going to react,

but it's quite a good reaction.

Now the secret is out, Debbie and Alan are keen to find out

if Olly meant what he said about changing his ways.

It's been quite an opportunity watching you, ain't it?

-Just been quite interesting seeing you.

-Mmm.

Being away has made me realise, like, and I really am, like,

grateful, for like, the job you've given me, um... but being away,

I've realised that... I probably will be able to do something

-I enjoy more.

-Good.

-So...

-Good.

Hopefully I can...when I get back, I can get my arse into gear

-and get it sorted.

-Good. We're happy to help you do that.

But we wouldn't have known that probably without watching you

on this holiday talking about the things that you wanted to do

and the man you want to become.

It's given you the opportunity, really,

to re-evaluate where you are in your life.

I've just been a bit lazy, um... like, around the house, cos, um...

I know you both, like, support me a lot,

and then...you do do a lot for me,

and I maybe take that for granted quite a lot.

You have made it clear to me that it is easy

to, like, look after yourself, and I think now I can go back,

and it will be a bit easier, and I know it's easy from now on really.

Yeah. If you just did something, I'd appreciate it.

This holiday has made me learn that I've got to...

Well, I can grow up a bit, um... I can look after myself.

All the lying and the deceiving

and everything we've done has been worth it.

Yeah, I think it'll bring me and my family closer together,

cos we've let a lot out tonight,

-had a good chat.

-Not every parent gets to see their, er...

-No.

It's been a unique opportunity.

Fly on the wall with their children away.

Probably one of the best weeks ever, er...in my life so far.

'But next time, hopefully, my mum and dad won't walk out on me.'

Shall we go and get pissed?

-THEY LAUGH

-Come on, then!