Spy Kids 3

'Agua, as in water.

'Cute, but I wasn't here for cute.

'I was here cos I'd gotten a call

'for my regular fee,

'four dollars and ninety nine cents.

'I'm an ex-secret agent,

'my name is Juni Cortez

'and I'm a private detective.

'A PI, a private eye.

'A gum shoe.'

-I know why the water from your park is missing.

-Pray tell.

It's winter. They shut down the park during the winter.

Who's they?

The people who really own this park.

'Times are tough and a guy's got to do what he's got to do.

'From saving cats in trees...

'..to finding lost toys...

'..to helping people... Hold on.'

Yeah? The OSS is looking for me?

Look, I'm no longer an agent. I can't help you.

Whatever it is, it's your problem.

Leave me alone!

'I'd been burned by the agency,

'the OSS, so I left.

'No going back.

'I handle my own assignments now,

'smaller in scale.

'I was saving up for something big.

'I was buying my copy of the biggest virtual reality game in history.

'It goes on-line at midnight. Pretty exciting, I suppose.'

Game Over! The biggest video game to ever be created, period.

This is a worldwide event.

The game was created by someone known only as the Toymaker,

who was, once again, unavailable for interviews.

'But there's got to be some things more important than games.'

Did we mention the surprises the Toymaker has in store

for those of you that complete level five?

Untold riches, toys and prizes

beyond your wildest dreams.

Hey, no cutting in line, freak.

-I wasn't cutting, I was standing right here!

-End of the line!

'Needless to say, things had been pretty lame since I left the OSS.'

Ah! CHILDREN LAUGH

'Things were about to get worse.'

'"Dear Juni, I was doing some work and thought you might like these,

miniaturised sharks."'

'"They're still man-eaters, so don't poke your fingers in the bowl."'

'"Take care. If you guys ever need anything, I'll be there. Romero."'

Ralph, write a thank you note back to Romero.

Behave, you guys, no fighting.

WHIRRING >

-What you doin'?

-Hi, Gerti, I'm just doing nothing.

-Again.

-What's that?

Mexican chocolate.

-Where's your mom and dad?

-On an assignment.

It was my idea not to be part of the family business.

They're all on missions, you're sister, too?

I haven't seen Carmen since Christmas...last year.

Just join back up. The OSS could use you.

-Yeah, use me.

-Not what I meant.

Look at me, nine years old and nowhere to go but up.

The only tribe worth belonging to is the one that you're born in to.

Yeah, your family. It's good to take care of your family,

but remember one thing, everyone's your family.

That makes no sense.

-Hello, Juni.

-Mr President.

-Oh, you can call me Devlin.

-Weren't you already running the country

-when you were head of the OSS?

-I was, but since the OSS

is a secret organisation no-one knew it.

I wanted the world to know I was in charge, so I became president.

It all depends upon your preference, reality or perception?

-Perception works for me.

-Well, I'm into reality.

The reality is nothing you can say

will make me rejoin the OSS, that is why you called, isn't it?

-The OSS needs you to return.

-I'm retired.

Who's living in perception now?

The fact is there is no retirement. Once an agent, always an agent.

It's time for you to be a big boy and reinstate.

With all due respect, sir, no.

Well, then, hold on to your seat, because here's the reality,

your sister's missing.

Taking Agent Cortez to Games and Theory.

That's Ex-Agent Cortez.

-That one's defective. Something's wrong with the shape.

->

Er, man, we're on.

We're on!

-Hello, Juni.

-Donnagon, been a good boy lately?

Yes. Very, very good.

Mrs Giggles must have straightened you out.

I certainly did.

-Hello, Francesca.

-Yeah, she worked me over pretty good, actually.

-Ah.

-Darling, behave.

What do you know about a game called Game Over?

Just about every kid in the world's gonna sign on and play it.

Not if we can help it. The game is a trap.

Once plugged into the game

-parents won't be able to get their children's attention.

-What's new?

Once you get through the game, your mind belongs to the Toymaker.

Inventor of the game.

He wants to enslave the world's youth with mind control.

Control the youth, you control the future of the world.

She's an ingenious hacker, your sister.

We sent her inside to shut down the game, but, er...

-..she disappeared.

-How can she disappear inside a game?

She didn't physically. Actually, she's right here in the building.

Carmen! Carmen!

She can't hear you. Her mind's still in the game.

She got as far as level four, then,

-nothing.

-Why would she even go in there without any backup?

Because her first and only choice wouldn't answer our calls.

So she decided to go alone.

Now, you go in,

find your sister, help her shut down the game in 12 hours

or it's game over for everyone.

Are you with us?

-OK.

-Then let's go.

I have to shut down the game but not release the Toymaker?

Exactly. It would be catastrophic if he escaped.

The Toymaker hates us for imprisoning him in cyberspace.

-Why did you do that?

-Who knows? It was years ago.

Now, you'll have to start on level one.

-Find your sister on level four, then go to level five.

-It's unwinnable.

-It's unwinnable?

-That's where you shut down the game.

If the game is not shut down, you'll stay trapped inside

when the Toymaker takes over the world.

Put on these glasses and you'll enter the world of the game.

You're being sent into a zero gravity chamber alongside Carmen.

It'll give you a competitive edge.

-In there, things feel real.

-Are they real?

-Good luck, Juni.

Find Carmen, shut down the game and whatever you do,

don't let the Toymaker out.

Ah.

BOING! Computer generated.

Low res.

'Carmen, can you hear me? It's Juni.' TOADS CROAK

'Your brother.'

Pogo-Toads.

Ah.

Uh.

TOADS CROAK

Uh!

Hey! Get your own ride, creep ball!

Sorry! I thought you were a toad.

-New player, huh?

-Yeah, new player.

Here's a lesson you won't forget.

Ah!

How is he?

-His brainwaves are normal.

-But how is he?

Oh, he fell.

-COMPUTER:

-Stand up.

You fell three storeys.

-I survived?!

-Not exactly.

That is your life counter.

After taking heavy damage, you lose a life.

-What happens when it hits zero?

-Game over.

When you run out of lives you lose. No replays, no restarts.

What happened to my 12 hours?!

-I only have four now.

-Time flies when you're playing games.

-This is crazy.

-Better hurry.

BUBBLING

Whoa!

Ah!

BLADES WHIRR

So, who are you?

I'm Juni Cortez, ex-secret agent of the OSS.

I need to get to level five,

but I only have a few hours before the Toymaker takes over the world.

-Level five?

-Level five is unwinnable.

I have to save the world.

Rez, this person thinks he's level five material.

So I hear.

You guys must be...beta testers.

One of the first allowed to roam free these coveted digital hills.

How can I offer service?

I'm Rez.

About saving the world.

If anyone's gonna get to the prize at level five, it'll be one of us.

I want cheat codes, back-door entrances,

shortcuts, anything,

and I can pay you with bonus packs.

Any form of hack code or cheat boost triggers an immediate game over

-and permanent evac from the game.

-It's on your tech manual.

You have to play the game by the rules or not at all.

All right. How do I get to level two as quickly as possible?

Lives are at stake.

-Please.

-See that target?

Hit it, you'll bounce straight to the moon.

Yeah, I'd suggest a running start.

Level two's on the dark side of the moon.

The only way to get there's by hitting that target.

Not a lot of realism in these games, is there?

Won't be seeing him any more. Let's go.

Less competition the better.

Ah!

Whoa!

COUGHS

MOANS

Oh, great.

A message from the OSS, do you accept?

Uh-huh.

OK, Juni, we can no longer be of assistance.

-What assistance?

-You get one additional lifeline,

-which you can use now or later.

-Now.

You get to bring in any one person from the outside to help you.

-Call up the family files.

-Assertive, athletic.

Intelligent.

Strategic.

-Knows karate.

-Wait a minute, go back to Grandpa.

Pros, superior intellect. Cons, physically disabled.

He's been paralysed from the waist down for 30 years.

His energy force would've doubled making his arms, heart and brain

-twice as strong as a normal person.

-What are you thinking?

-I choose Grandpa.

-Selected. One moment.

That was fast, sort of.

-Grandpa!

-Juni.

Where am I?

In a video game run by a madman called the Toymaker.

-The Toymaker is here?

-You know him?

I've been hunting him down for 30 years, Juni.

-You shouldn't have brought me here.

-I need your help.

We have to find Carmen and shut down the game.

What is that?

It's a power-up of some kind.

"Mega Legs."

Give it to me.

Grandpa?

-You can walk.

-No, Juni.

Oh, I can do more than that.

Wow.

Hmm.

Grandpa?

Hmm.

Where are you going?!

Don't wait for me, Juni, I'll catch up with you.

But we have to find...Carmen.

Valentine, my old friend.

You think you'll catch me this time, don't you?

Well,

you will.

Oh, you will.

Everything falls into place.

Everything falls.

METAL CLANGS

CROWD CHEERS

Wow.

A courageous new contestant. Welcome to the Robocon.

-I need to get to level two.

-This is the Arena of Misfortune.

-If you wanna get to level two, you gonna have to battle.

-How?

I'll explain it to you when you get up there.

Hey, there.

Just go out there in your battle suit and fight.

Wait a minute,

-who am I fighting?

-Her.

Don't get too trashed and I win bonus points.

Right foot. Left foot.

Right foot. Oh!

Whoa! How do you work this thing?!

HYDRAULICS WHIRR

Whoa.

OK, I want a good, clean robo fight.

There will be no kidney punches, no rabbit punches,

no eye-gouging or ear-biting,

unless, of course, you can't help yourself.

Hi.

I'm Juni.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!

Really, really.

No.

No, no! Please! No!

Oh!

KNUCKLES CRUNCH

MOANS

Hi, I'm Demetra.

CROWD CHEERS

Uh! Ah!

Aaagghh!

SCREAMS

Help.

CROWD CHEERS

Uh!

Oh! That's gotta hurt!

CROWD CHEERS

The winner! Yeah!

Well, well, well,

for a kid that doesn't know how to fight, you sure know how to fight.

Congratulations and, er, keep the suit.

Hey.

Hey! Heeeyyyy!

Let's go over this again, shall we,

so there's no mistakes, no gross errors,

no lack of communication amongst us.

What I want, what we want...

What do we want?

Our time on this planet is over, it belongs now to our youth.

Not if we control their minds!

We could, like, start the world over again and cure it of its diseases.

We could begin anew.

Forget what we could do, it's what we should do!

Am I doing the right thing?

It's not about the right thing, it's about the smart thing.

-Ah.

-We won't escape this place otherwise.

I speak for all of us when I say, we want out!

The end justifies the means.

You have their attention, the question is,

what are you teaching them?

Who are you people?

ALL: We are you.

-LAUGHS

-Look at me!

Forgive me, I forget the extent of my programming powers sometimes

and for a moment I actually believed that you existed.

Goodbye.

Out, out, out.

This childish game will soon be over

and then the real game will begin.

Will you look at this?

Hold on to your joysticks, boys,

I think we got him.

-You're The Guy.

-I'm the who?

-The Guy.

The guy from the poster. That guy.

No, wait a minute, I'm only looking for my sister.

She's somewhere on level four, then I'm heading out through level five.

-So you can win the game.

-That's one way of putting it.

You see, according to the tech manual,

if we find The Guy...

The Guy, he'll lead us through the unwinnable level.

Just cos he made it out of Robocon doesn't mean he's The Guy.

He's the first I've seen to make it out with the power suit.

Give me a break. This wimp's a phoney.

There's only one way to find out.

Mega Race.

The fastest, most dangerous race in the game world.

-Come on.

-No, wait, I'm not The Guy...

-Go.

-OK.

-OVER TANNOY:

-The race will begin shortly.

Claim your vehicle.

-You've got to be kidding.

-This race will tell us if you're The Guy.

If you are, you can hang with us.

But if you're a phoney, Arnold will crush you.

Aaah!

I'm not The Guy, how many times do I have to say it?

There are no rules in this race,

except win at any cost.

ENGINES REV, HYDRAULICS WHIRR All right!

We'll try to help you out... as much as we can.

-OVER TANNOY:

-The race will begin... now. One. Two. Three. Go!

BRAKES SCREECH

LIGHTNING BOLTS WHIRR

SPLAT!

-Easy as pie.

-Juni, push the red button.

The one that says, "Do not push"?

Yeah, push it. It's a turbo boost.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

Uh!

Oh!

Help!

Hey, Rez, give me a hand!

-How about a foot?

-Ah!

Whoa. Ah!

Ha, ha.

SCREECHING

Uh! My turn, sucker.

Ah!

You're supposed to be winning the race, Juni.

Grandpa!

Uh!

What is this?!

ENGINES REV

Whoa!

Ah.

Oh!

The glove. Grab the glove.

The glove.

Uh!

Whoa!

Oh!

Uh!

BRAKES SCREECH

Whoa.

Uh-oh!

Ah!

Grab another bike, Juni.

'Final stretch!'

Ah!

Ah!

'Five, four, three, two, one.

'Winner by a hubcap

'is Juni Cortez.'

CROWD CHEERS

-Thought you were him.

-I knew it.

Guess you are.

So, I hear you're The Guy.

I am definitely The Guy.

ALL CHEER

So now what...Guy?

-I have to talk to my grandfather.

-To who?

I mean, I must confer

with the Wizard of...Atari...Sega...Nendo.

Yeah, OK, cool.

Congratulations. You won the race.

They think I'm some important guy who's gonna win the game for them.

For our purposes, that's very good.

They can lead us to level four more quickly

so we can find your sister,

so we can shut down the game and make things right

and so that I can find...

..the Toymaker.

We're not supposed to get near the Toymaker.

So say the rules of the OSS,

which I'm not following.

He might escape, and we can't risk that.

Oh, Juni,

I don't plan on letting him go anywhere.

Guy!

We'll talk about this later.

OK, here it is. I'm not supposed to lead you to level five.

You're supposed to lead me there.

So, you mean, we work together?

The wizard said if we all work together, we all win.

-With my strength.

-My brains.

My cool.

My...intuition.

OK, so you're The Guy. We're all counting on you,

but if you fail us or if you're not who you say you are,

this life counter will hit zero faster than you can say, "Oops."

Deal. First I gotta find my sister,

so level four, people.

Move.

-'Come on, Grandpa.'

-He's doing good, huh?

-Huh?

-Yeah, he's doing great,

-and that's the problem.

-Why?

-They've awoken the programmers.

-What?!

-Pull him out of there now!

-Too late.

All right, this is cool. We'll get there in no time.

What is this?

Wait a minute.

Programmers.

Who are these, er, programmers?

The brainiacs who wrote the book for the game.

So, they work for the Toymaker, huh?

Programmers are the reason you found us on level one.

They'll bounce us back to level one if they catch us.

Level one? I don't have time for that!

-Spread out.

-Don't split up. It never works!

If we stick together...

All right, Grandpa, I guess it's just you and...me.

Hello?

Grandpa?

-Psst.

-Ah!

-Can you at least try and act like you're The Guy?

-You know my secret?

I've seen the real Guy and you're not him.

Why are programmers chasing us?

Someone's got a game cheat.

-What's this?

-A map to the game.

-This is illegal.

-You wanna find your sister or not?

Give me the map.

-OK.

-Wow.

-We're in Machine City.

-If we cut across here, we'll reach level four.

-Where Carmen is.

Right. Then, if we cut through Lava Mountain

we'll be right at the door of the unwinnable level.

Shortcuts. This is good. This is very good.

Game cheats.

That's against the rules.

We're gonna have to bounce you back

to level one.

You can't scare us, he's The Guy!

Grandpa!

Listen to that, Edog, The Guy is calling his Grandpa.

I'm so scared(!)

-Come and get me, Gramps.

-What's he gonna do, drool on us?

Why are you picking on my grandson?

Why?

They got Logos and Edog! The leaders.

You are programmers?

Let's see what you really look like, huh?

Very unimpressive.

Computer nerds.

Now, tell me, where is the Toymaker?

Grandpa... Er, Wizard, put them down.

LAUGHS

He's good. The boy warrior is very, very good.

But he's got to keep going. We run the risk of discouraging him

if the next levels are too challenging.

Only by seeking challenges can we hope to find the best in ourselves.

-Can we help him?

-No, it's against the rules of the game!

This isn't a game!

It's life!

I don't mind talking to myself,

but when you guys start to cut me out of the conversation,

that's when it gets a little strange.

That's it. More life is what we need.

We'll grant the boy a gift. The gift of life.

Don't worry, Guy, from here on out I'll protect you.

-Uh!

-Are you all right, Guy?

Hey, he found a life pack.

-A what?

-That's rare.

-Never seen one up close before.

-What do I do?

Crush it in your hands, you'll gain life.

-How much?

-All depends.

I got extra life, Demetra.

Congratulations. You'll need it the most.

I want you to take it.

Juni, I can't.

-Does he know what that's worth?

-Of course he does.

I owed you from the robot arena.

Also, I-I don't want anything to happen to you.

Thank you.

You have now entered level three.

I wish my family could see this amazing place.

What are you doing in the game, Arnold?

Well, actually, I got in as beta tester.

I'm here for the prize behind level five.

It'll save my family from poverty. What waits for us at level five?

Is it all true? Untold riches?

Arnold,

-you should know that when we reach the end of the game...

-No.

Don't tell me. I want it to be a surprise.

I'm sure it will be.

'Attention, gamers, stand on the red line.

'Choose your best player.

ALL: The Guy.

'Choose your strongest player.'

That'll be Arnold.

'Survival of the fittest.

'Face your opponent.'

-Wait a minute, I'm not fighting Arnold.

-I don't want to crush Juni.

'The winner shall proceed,

'the loser shall be given an immediate game over

'and will be evacuated permanently from the game.'

Arnold, I have to save my sister.

Sorry, Juni, but I have my own family to think about.

I can't beat you, Arnold.

-I know.

-'Fight!'

Uh!

Ah!

Ah!

Not that I'm rooting for anyone in particular, but that was cool.

Uh!

Nice knowing you, Juni.

Arnold, please!

-What's going on?!

-'You've been tagged!'

-What do you mean?

-'Someone has switched places with you.'

Not me, Guy.

-Demetra, what are you doing?!

-You have to find your sister, Juni!

Deme... No, don't do it!

-Demetra, no!

-'Fight!'

-No!

-Ah!

'Demetra. Game over.'

I never even got her e-mail address.

Don't fall in love with a game, Juni.

Let's get out of here.

Sorry, Juni.

My family.

You are causing so much pain...

..and only I can stop you,

for I know why you do these things,

Toymaker.

Bring it on.

Find me and the world will truly pay the price.

Here in my cyberprison I was forced to create.

Now I will destroy.

Release the girl. Put her back in the game.

But, sir...

You have a better solution, don't you? Of course you do. You all do.

What is the real answer? Please, I'm so curious.

-Revenge.

-Healing.

-Destruction!

-Love.

-Hate.

Once again, you're all correct

and once again you're all incorrect.

On with the game.

'You are now entering level four.'

Level four? Wait a minute, Carmen's on this level.

I'll use telepathy. We might be close enough that it'll work.

-'Carmen, can you hear me?'

-What?!

'This game plays tricks. Tell me something only Carmen would say.'

My feet stink.

You sound close.

I am.

I see you brought Grandpa into the game.

I thought it was a good idea at the time.

Juni,

the Toymaker put Grandpa in the wheelchair 30 years ago.

Exactly.

If Grandpa tries to take revenge, the Toymaker will break free.

He's that powerful.

We have to convince Grandpa that revenge is not the way to solve it.

OK, we found your pal, now where are we going? Where's level five?

First of all, you don't ask the questions, I do.

-Second of all...

-We're going to Lava Mountain.

-We are?

-Beyond that is the passage to level five.

-I don't think so.

-Suddenly you're the game expert.

We're following The Guy.

You know, we don't need these guys following us. Not where we're going.

I promised they could tag along.

This is how I know where to go. Trust me.

Lava Mountain.

Why is it that every video game has lava in it?

Technically, that's not true. There's no lava in Halo

and in Metroid it's multi-magma.

-Can't touch the lava. It's game over.

-I have six lives.

-Doesn't matter. You fall in, you lose.

-The game's getting tougher.

-This is impossible.

-What do you think, Grandpa?

Difficult.

Let's go another way. Follow me, boys.

This doesn't make any sense.

I give them a map. I give them the girl.

What more do they want? Can't I just lead them to the door?

-Impossible, sir. The way the game's AI works is...

-I know.

-Can I just talk to myself?

-You are talking to yourself.

I am you.

-Well, then, you, me, shut up.

-So be it.

-Am I insane?

-Completely.

They're going the wrong way.

I have to drive them to level five.

Send in the Tinker Toys.

Finding another path, this is good thinking.

-We should listen to her more often.

-Stay off my side.

-RUMBLING

-OK.

What is this?!

Tinker Toys!

What's worse,

lava or Tinker Toys?!

-Definitely Tinker Toys.

-Carmen, what do we do?!

Whooooaaaa!

Uh!

Uh-oh!

Rip that wave, Juni.

-What are they doing?

-They're straying from the path.

The Toymaker must be pushing them towards his lair.

But why? What could he gain from...

See if there's a connection with the grandfather and the Toymaker.

-Hurry, people!

-Coming on screen.

Comrades turned enemies.

Grandpa's gonna break the Toymaker out of the game to get his revenge.

Stop them. Stir the lava. Bigger waves,

lava monster, anything. We have to create obstacles for them.

We have to drown them.

They'll get an immediate game over and be evacuated.

We can't risk letting the Toymaker out.

-GROANS

-Do it.

This is new.

MONSTER GROWLS

Juni!

Ah!

Carmen!

Francis!

Arnold!

Grandpa!

Me.

Ah!

-Where are they?

-They fell in.

I know, but they should've gotten a game over.

They should be back here, actually.

Hmm.

'Huh?'

'The lava, it's cold.'

'This way, Juni, this way. We found the door to the next level.

'Come on.'

I thought I was a goner.

I saw my points flashing away before my eyes.

I could hear my father saying, "You blew it.

"No untold riches for you."

Where's Grandpa?

I don't know, but he was here. Isn't this a piece of his armour?

Carmen, it's the passage. Help me open it.

We have to talk about The Guy, highly sensitive.

-What about him?

-I've been rereading my tech manual.

It speaks of a deceiver within the game.

Someone who must lead you down the path that no-one will survive.

I think Juni's the deceiver.

-What do you suggest?

-We'll have to get rid of him

or risk losing the game.

What about his sister?

Her too.

-How much time do we have left?

-Five minutes.

-What happens in five minutes?

-This place gets flooded with players.

-Great, competition(!)

-The Toymaker will take over their minds.

-That's why we have to shut down the game.

-Carmen!

What is she talking about?

-You didn't tell them yet, did you?

-I was getting around to it.

-Deceivers.

-What about the other side of level five?

There is no other side. You'll be imprisoned in the game. Game over.

Let's see how fast that counter of yours can count backwards.

You have to go through me first,

game boy.

I'm The Guy!

Stop saying that, we all know that you're not.

'He's not The Guy...'

I am.

-And you are?

-I'm The Guy,

the real Guy, and I say we go in,

we beat this unwinnable level and we get to the other side

-where untold riches and a bounty fit for ten kings awaits.

-I knew it.

-He's definitely The Guy.

-But it's unwinnable.

Nothing is unwinnable

if we join together in battle as one.

If we play on each other's strengths and help cover weaknesses,

we can accomplish anything, and we will accomplish everything.

First,

let's go whip this unwinnable level and show it who's boss.

-Are you with me? ALL:

-Yeah!

Stand aside.

Cake.

ELECTRICITY CRACKLES Ah!

Oh.

Oh, my.

Oops.

Guy!

-OK, you're The Guy again. Get us through this, Juni.

-But I...

Demetra!

Juni, quickly. I found the switch to shut down the game.

I also found the exit porthole. We can all get out now.

-But how did you survive?

-There was a glitch in the game, I don't know.

-Juni, who is this?

-This is Demetra,

my girlf... My friend. She's my...

I'm his girlfriend. Who are you?

I'm his sister.

-She gave me the map that got us here.

-Juni, she's not real.

What are you talking about? I've been helping Juni win the game.

What have you been doing? Playing prisoner, that's what.

She set you up, Juni. She set us all up.

I... Juni, she's lying.

She's been the Toymaker's prisoner. She could be brainwashed.

Do you want to win this game or not?

She's the reason this level's unwinnable. She's the deceiver.

Why?

I'm sorry, Juni, but it's in my programming.

Congratulations! You made it to the end!

You won!

Untold riches for all of you!

And your prize is you get to stay...here.

Welcome to the game.

Juni, this way. This is the way out. All of you, quickly.

-We have to shut down the game.

-I already did. The switch is there.

-Are you sure?

-Yes, go quickly.

Run, Grandpa!

Go. I'll hold it open. Go now!

Demetra.

I can't hold it open forever, Juni.

We made it.

Here's our e-mail addresses, just in case.

Terrific.

You're awesome, Grandpa. The way you took on those Tinker Toys.

You're the coolest.

Thanks for everything, Guy.

It was real, sort of.

Thanks a lot, Guy.

What's wrong?

-You don't wanna leave, do you?

-How can I go back, Juni?

In here I can walk,

I can run,

and you look at me like I'm some kind of superhero.

You are, out there in the real world, to me,

you are.

All right, Juni, I shall go back if...

if you promise me

that even though I'll be in a wheelchair,

that you will look at me no differently than you are now,

because on the inside, Juni,

on the inside I feel like this.

I promise, Grandpa.

Time to go.

APPLAUSE

Coming through. Coming through, please.

Those video games are killers on the eyes.

Agent Cortez, we'll take it from here.

My grandson will handle this. Don't touch. This is Corinthian leather.

OK, so tell me again how you shut off the game.

I don't know if we shut it down. We hit a switch and it seemed to work.

Oh, the game is down. We need to make sure we did this correctly.

Actually, Grandpa hit the switch.

Are these the boys that were in the game with you?

-We tracked them through their e-mail addresses.

-That's them.

They wouldn't know anything about...

What happened to Francis the brain, Arnold the strong and Mr Cool?

Well, in the real world I'm not that smart.

-I'm not strong.

-I'm not cool.

Reality check.

So, who are you in the real world?

Special Agent Cortez, we need you.

Whoa.

I'm just Juni Cortez.

Let's have it, Grandpa,

what switch did you hit exactly?

There were two switches. One shuts down the game,

-but the other releases the Toymaker.

-What idiot designed that?

CLEARS THROAT

Did you free the Toymaker by accident?

Oh, I freed the Toymaker, but it was no accident.

Do you want to stop the game? Then you must defeat the Toymaker.

-It's the only way.

-You crazy old man!

Do you know what you've done?

Grandpa, revenge doesn't solve anything.

Will you trust me? You, of all people.

-A message from the president.

-What does he want?

'I'm coming back to settle the score...'

-VOICE CHANGES TO TOYMAKER

-'..for imprisoning me!

'For using me!'

-Devlin set us up?

-It's not Devlin.

'All I wanted to do was right the wrongs,

'start over a new world, a new chance,

'where everyone would get a second chance!'

'But no,

'so now I'm taking this to the next level!'

-RUMBLING

-Seismic activity off the map!

Ah!

Earthquake, tornado, hurricane.

Carmen, let's go!

Everybody, relax!

STOMPING

Put your glasses on.

It's the only way you can see what's really happening.

The game has entered the real world.

GROWLS

-There's only one thing to do in a situation like this.

-What?

Call in the family. Calling all Cortezes.

This is it. This is it.

This is it. The moment we've been waiting for.

Yes.

Nobody move. Nobody move!

Nobody touch the brain. The fifth brain.

This is a historic moment.

Probably...

Probably the most important...

No,

this is the most important moment of my life.

No-one can disturb me now.

I must activate that brain...

-..now.

-Mr Cortez.

-Egh!

Your children called. Some sort of emergency.

Well, I'm their uncle.

-Dad, you need these to see.

-Glasses, quick.

Incoming.

This won't be easy.

GROWLS

METAL CLANGS

Let's kick some metal.

MONSTER GROANS

What about all the other ones?

We need more help. Our family isn't big enough.

Remember one thing, everyone's your family.

Call in everyone.

We're here to save the day.

Floop and Minion!

MARCHING >

Robot children...

..take 'em down!

Dinky Winks!

Somebody ring the Dinkster?!

Whoa!

You're gonna make a nice addition to my theme park!

Game over for you, pal. Game over!

Somebody call in a loon?

Sorry, Romero, this is the only pair we had left.

-They're a little broken.

-They're perfect.

Charge, Sporky!

-Brand him, Daddy!

-Thanks, Little Dink.

MONSTER SCREAMS

Uh!

Gary Giggles.

-Yeah?

-Carmen Cortez.

-I need your help right away.

-I'm there.

-I'm here.

-Give me a hand.

Whoa.

-Uh!

-Thanks.

-Hey.

-Hey.

-Thank you, Gerti.

-There's still one more.

HYDRAULICS WHIRR

-That's impossible.

-Someone has to go up there.

-And shut it down manually.

-It's the only way...but who?

I'm ready.

It must be done.

-Grandpa, no!

-Juni, let him go. Your grandfather has to do this.

Thank you for freeing me, Valentine, but it's too late.

Nothing can stop me. Not even you.

That's true, only you can do that.

You double-crossed us,

the agency, your fellow agents and me.

Your mistake cost me my legs.

A mistake like that could only push someone further into the dark

and it has. Look at you now.

But I gave you back your legs when you were in the game.

Let me tell you

all the things I've missed in my life

because of the accident you caused.

I can't walk on the beach with my wife,

I missed my daughter's birth

and wedding.

Shall I continue?

Grandpa...don't.

Now let me tell you all the good things that came of it.

Humility,

spirituality, understanding.

You've been living in fear of me all these years,

but I've only been searching for you

so I could tell you that I forgive you.

I've only dreamed I would hear you say something like that.

Now the question is, can you forgive yourself?

It's never too late, Sebastian.

Take your time, take your time to decide.

We have about ten seconds.

Game...

over.

Juni, get out of there!

Grandpa!

So, wait a minute,

who won?

It's not whether you win or lose.

It's how you play the game.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-To family.

-Familia.

-To family.

-To family.

To family.

And break!

CHUCKLES

MUSIC: "Game Over" by Alexa Vega

# The time has come

# Once and for all

# You've met your match

# You will fall

# This little game we play is gonna break us down

# Only one of us can wear the crown

# It's not as easy as you thought it'd be

# When it's down to you versus me

# I play rough

# I don't need to try

# You like to play mean

# But the score never lies

# Game over

# Game over

# For now... #

Valentine.

Val. Valentine.

-IMITATES ROCKY BALBOA:

-Hey, how you doing, Valentine? You know?

Yo, Valentine, what are you doing in space?

You gotta...

OK.

Take 'em down!

What else is new?

Once you get through the game, your mind belongs to the... Aaahhh!

I'll do it again.

I'm coming back to settle the score...

-IMITATES SYLVESTER STALLONE

-..for imprisoning me.

For using me!

LAUGHS

That might be the end of my career right there.

# Game over

# Game over

# Game over

# For now

# Winning the game's

# The only rule allowed

# No moral up

# Or cheers from the crowd

# When the game began

# You never thought you'd lose

# But your time is up

# I play to bruise

# Look around and find you've lost your team

# You tried your best

# But you ran out of steam

# I play rough

# I don't need to try

# You like to play mean

# But the score never lies... #