Shrek 2

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MAN: 'Once upon a time,	0:00:50	0:00:52
'in a kingdom far, far away,	0:00:52	0:00:55
'the king and queen were blessed	0:00:55	0:00:57
'with a beautiful baby girl.	0:00:57	0:00:59
'And throughout the land, everyone was happy.	0:00:59	0:01:03
'Until the sun went down, and they saw that	0:01:03	0:01:05
'their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment	0:01:05	0:01:08
'that took hold each and every night.	0:01:08	0:01:13
'Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother,	0:01:13	0:01:16
'who had them lock the young princess away in a tower,	0:01:16	0:01:19
'there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming.'	0:01:19	0:01:22
HORSE WHINNIES	0:01:22	0:01:25
'It was he who would chance the perilous journey	0:01:25	0:01:28
'through blistering cold and scorching desert,	0:01:28	0:01:31
'travelling for many days and nights,	0:01:31	0:01:33
'risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep.'	0:01:33	0:01:39
For he was the bravest and most handsome...	0:01:43	0:01:48
..in all the land.	0:01:50	0:01:53
And it was destiny that his kiss...	0:01:53	0:01:55
..would break the dreaded curse.	0:01:57	0:01:59
He alone would climb to the highest room	0:01:59	0:02:03
of the tallest tower,	0:02:03	0:02:05
to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,	0:02:05	0:02:09
pull back the gossamer curtains to find her...	0:02:09	0:02:12
HE GASPS What?	0:02:12	0:02:15
Princess...Fiona?	0:02:15	0:02:17
-No. -Oh, thank heavens.	0:02:17	0:02:20
Where is she?	0:02:20	0:02:21
-She's on her honeymoon. -Honeymoon?! With whom?	0:02:21	0:02:25
MOVIE PROJECTOR WHIRS	0:02:25	0:02:28
PRINCESS FIONA GIGGLES # So, she said What's the problem, baby?	0:02:38	0:02:42
-# What's the problem? I don't know Well, maybe I'm in love -Love	0:02:42	0:02:46
# Think about it every time I think about it	0:02:46	0:02:48
# Can't stop thinking 'bout it	0:02:48	0:02:50
# How much longer will it take to cure this?	0:02:50	0:02:53
# Just to cure it, cos I can't ignore it if it's love	0:02:53	0:02:57
# Makes me wanna turn around and face me, but	0:02:57	0:02:59
# I don't know nothing 'bout love, ah	0:02:59	0:03:03
# Come on, come on Turn a little faster	0:03:03	0:03:06
# Come on, come on The world will follow after	0:03:06	0:03:10
# Come on, come on Everybody's after...love	0:03:10	0:03:18
# So I said, I'm a snowball running	0:03:20	0:03:23
# Running down into the spring that's coming	0:03:23	0:03:27
# All this love Melting under blue skies	0:03:27	0:03:28
# Belting out sunlight Shimmering love	0:03:28	0:03:32
# Well, baby, I surrender to the strawberry ice cream	0:03:32	0:03:36
# Never ever end of all this love	0:03:36	0:03:39
# Well, I didn't mean to do it	0:03:39	0:03:41
# But there's no escaping your love Aw	0:03:41	0:03:44
# These lines of lightning	0:03:44	0:03:48
# Mean we're never alone	0:03:48	0:03:49
# Never alone, no, no... # MEN SHOUT	0:03:49	0:03:51
# Come on, come on Jump a little higher	0:03:51	0:03:56
# Come on, come on If you feel a little lighter	0:03:56	0:03:58
# Come on, come on We were once upon a time in...love	0:03:58	0:04:06
# We're accidentally in love	0:04:07	0:04:09
# Accidentally in love	0:04:09	0:04:13
# Accidentally in love BUBBLING	0:04:13	0:04:17
# Accidentally in love BUBBLING	0:04:17	0:04:20
# Accidentally in love	0:04:20	0:04:23
# Accidentally in love	0:04:23	0:04:27
# Accidentally I'm in love, I'm in love	0:04:27	0:04:30
# I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love	0:04:30	0:04:34
# Accidentally in love	0:04:34	0:04:37
# I'm in love, oh-oh, I'm in love. # THEY SIGH	0:04:37	0:04:42
It's so good to be home.	0:04:42	0:04:45
DONKEY: # One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do... # Just you and me and...	0:04:45	0:04:51
DONKEY SNIFFS	0:04:51	0:04:54
# Two can be as bad as one... #	0:04:54	0:04:56
-Donkey? -Shrek! Fiona!	0:04:56	0:04:59
Well, aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!	0:04:59	0:05:01
Give us a hug, Shrek. You old love machine!	0:05:01	0:05:04
DONKEY LAUGHS And look at you, Mrs Shrek.	0:05:04	0:05:06
How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?	0:05:06	0:05:08
-Donkey, what are you doing here? -I was just taking care	0:05:08	0:05:11
-of your love nest for you. -Oh, you mean, like, sorting the mail,	0:05:11	0:05:14
-and watering the plants? -Yeah, and feeding the fish.	0:05:14	0:05:18
I don't have any fish.	0:05:18	0:05:19
You do now. I call that one Shrek, and the other Fiona.	0:05:19	0:05:22
That Shrek is a rascally devil!	0:05:22	0:05:24
MUMBLING	0:05:24	0:05:25
Look at the time. I guess you'd better be going.	0:05:25	0:05:28
Don't you want to tell me all about the trip?	0:05:28	0:05:30
Or how 'bout a game of Parcheesi? HE GROANS	0:05:30	0:05:32
Donkey, shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?	0:05:32	0:05:35
Oh, yeah, that.	0:05:35	0:05:37
I don't know, she's been all moody and stuff lately.	0:05:37	0:05:41
So I thought I'd move back in with you guys.	0:05:41	0:05:43
Well, we're always happy to see you, Donkey...	0:05:43	0:05:46
But Fiona and I are married now.	0:05:46	0:05:48
We need a little time, you know, to be together.	0:05:48	0:05:51
Just with each other.	0:05:53	0:05:55
Alone.	0:05:56	0:05:58
Say no more, say no more.	0:05:58	0:05:59
You don't have to worry about a thing.	0:05:59	0:06:01
-I will always be here to make sure NOBODY bothers you. -Donkey.	0:06:01	0:06:05
-Yes, roomie? -You're bothering me.	0:06:05	0:06:06
Oh, OK. All right.	0:06:08	0:06:09
Cool, I guess, er,	0:06:09	0:06:11
me and Pinocchio was just going to try	0:06:11	0:06:13
to catch a tournament, anyway, so, er,	0:06:13	0:06:15
maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something.	0:06:15	0:06:19
He'll be fine.	0:06:20	0:06:22
Now, where were we?	0:06:22	0:06:25
-Oh... -GIGGLING	0:06:25	0:06:27
I think I remember.	0:06:27	0:06:28
-GIGGLING -Donkey!	0:06:28	0:06:31
I know, I know - alone.	0:06:31	0:06:33
I'm going, I'm going.	0:06:33	0:06:35
Hey, but what about these other guys?	0:06:35	0:06:37
CREAKING	0:06:37	0:06:38
FANFARE	0:06:38	0:06:41
PLAYS "HAWAII FIVE-O" THEME	0:06:45	0:06:48
Enough, Reggie.	0:06:48	0:06:50
-CLEARS THROAT -"Dearest Princess Fiona.	0:06:52	0:06:54
"You are hereby	0:06:54	0:06:56
"summoned to the kingdom of Far, Far Away	0:06:56	0:07:00
"for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage,	0:07:00	0:07:04
"at which time, the king will bestow his royal blessing	0:07:04	0:07:09
"upon you and your..."	0:07:09	0:07:10
Er... "..Prince Charming.	0:07:10	0:07:13
"Love, the king and queen of Far, Far Away."	0:07:13	0:07:17
AKA - Mom and Dad.	0:07:17	0:07:20
-Mom and Dad? -Prince Charming?	0:07:20	0:07:23
-Royal ball?! Can I come? -We're not going.	0:07:23	0:07:26
-BOTH: What? -I mean, don't you think	0:07:26	0:07:28
they might be a bit shocked to see you like this?	0:07:28	0:07:32
Well, they might be a bit surprised,	0:07:32	0:07:34
but they're my parents, Shrek.	0:07:34	0:07:36
They love me. And don't worry,	0:07:36	0:07:39
they're going to love you, too.	0:07:39	0:07:40
Yeah, right. I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club.	0:07:40	0:07:44
Will you stop it? They're not like that.	0:07:44	0:07:46
Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous	0:07:46	0:07:47
and the Fancy Pants Club Band?	0:07:47	0:07:49
Oh, come on.	0:07:49	0:07:50
You could at least give them a chance.	0:07:50	0:07:53
Oh, to do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?	0:07:53	0:07:55
No. They just want to give you their blessing.	0:07:55	0:07:57
Oh, great.	0:07:57	0:07:59
Now I need their blessing?	0:07:59	0:08:01
Well, if you want to be a part of this family, yes.	0:08:01	0:08:04
And who says I want to be part of this family?	0:08:04	0:08:06
Uh, you did, when you married me.	0:08:06	0:08:09
Well, there's some fine print for you.	0:08:09	0:08:11
Oh, so that's it? You won't come?	0:08:11	0:08:14
Trust me, it's a bad idea.	0:08:14	0:08:16
We are not going, and that's final.	0:08:16	0:08:19
Hey, come on, Shrek! We don't want to hit traffic.	0:08:21	0:08:23
-GINGERBREAD MAN: -Don't worry, we'll take care of everything.	0:08:26	0:08:28
-CHEERING -Hey, wait for me.	0:08:28	0:08:31
GRUNTS	0:08:31	0:08:32
PLATES BREAKING, SHREK SIGHS	0:08:32	0:08:34
-MUSIC PLAYING -Turn it up.	0:08:34	0:08:35
Throw your hands up, throw your hands up.	0:08:35	0:08:37
Yeah...	0:08:37	0:08:38
DONKEY: All right, hit it.	0:08:38	0:08:39
# Move 'em on head 'em up Head 'em up move 'em on	0:08:39	0:08:42
# Head 'em on, move 'em down Rawhide	0:08:42	0:08:44
# Move 'em on head 'em up, head 'em up	0:08:44	0:08:45
# Head 'em up, rawhide	0:08:45	0:08:47
# Ride 'em up move 'em on...	0:08:47	0:08:49
# Head 'em up, head 'em up	0:08:49	0:08:50
# Move 'em on, rawhide	0:08:50	0:08:51
# Knock 'em out count 'em dead	0:08:51	0:08:53
# Make 'em tea buy 'em drinks	0:08:53	0:08:54
# Meet their mamas milk 'em hard, rawhide! #	0:08:54	0:08:57
Yee-ha!	0:08:57	0:08:59
BIRDS CHIRPING	0:08:59	0:09:03
DONKEY: Are we there yet?	0:09:03	0:09:04
-SHREK: -No.	0:09:04	0:09:05
THUNDER CRACKS	0:09:07	0:09:09
Are we there yet?	0:09:09	0:09:10
-FIONA: -Not yet.	0:09:10	0:09:12
OK, are we there yet?	0:09:14	0:09:16
No.	0:09:16	0:09:17
Are we there yet?	0:09:17	0:09:18
No!	0:09:18	0:09:19
Are we there yet?	0:09:19	0:09:21
-Yes. -Really?	0:09:21	0:09:22
-No! -Are we there yet? -No!	0:09:22	0:09:25
-Are we there yet?! -No, we are not!	0:09:25	0:09:26
-Are we there yet?! -NO!	0:09:26	0:09:28
BOTH: Are we there yet? Hey, that's not funny.	0:09:30	0:09:32
BOTH: Hey, that's really immature.	0:09:32	0:09:34
BOTH: See, this is why no-one likes ogres.	0:09:34	0:09:37
BOTH: All right, your loss.	0:09:37	0:09:39
-I'm going to just stop talking! -Finally!	0:09:39	0:09:42
But this is taking forever, Shrek,	0:09:42	0:09:43
and there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing.	0:09:43	0:09:46
The kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey,	0:09:46	0:09:49
that's where we're going.	0:09:49	0:09:51
Far, Far...	0:09:51	0:09:54
Away.	0:09:54	0:09:56
All right, all right, I get it.	0:09:56	0:09:58
I'm just so darned bored.	0:09:58	0:09:59
Well, find a way to entertain yourself.	0:09:59	0:10:02
HE SIGHS	0:10:02	0:10:03
HE SIGHS	0:10:08	0:10:09
HE POPS HIS LIPS	0:10:14	0:10:17
POPS	0:10:20	0:10:22
-GROANS -For five minutes,	0:10:22	0:10:26
could you not be yourself?	0:10:26	0:10:28
For five minutes!	0:10:28	0:10:31
HE POPS, SHREK YELLS	0:10:35	0:10:37
Are we there yet?!	0:10:37	0:10:38
Yes.	0:10:38	0:10:40
Oh, finally.	0:10:40	0:10:41
TRIUMPHANT HORNS PLAY	0:10:41	0:10:44
MUSIC: "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc	0:10:48	0:10:53
Wow.	0:10:53	0:10:56
It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.	0:10:56	0:11:00
Hey, good looking.	0:11:00	0:11:01
We'll be back to pick you up later.	0:11:01	0:11:03
Star maps! Get your star maps!	0:11:03	0:11:06
# Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me #	0:11:06	0:11:08
SHREK SIGHS	0:11:10	0:11:11
We are definitely not in the swamp any more.	0:11:11	0:11:14
WHISTLE BLOWING	0:11:14	0:11:15
INDISTINCT TALKING	0:11:15	0:11:17
# Well, I talk about it	0:11:17	0:11:19
# Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it... #	0:11:19	0:11:23
Ooh, look.	0:11:24	0:11:27
MURMURING CROWD	0:11:32	0:11:34
Hey, ladies. Nice day for a parade, huh?	0:11:37	0:11:39
Yeah, you're working that hat.	0:11:39	0:11:41
Swimming pools, movie stars.	0:11:48	0:11:52
FANFARE	0:11:57	0:12:00
CHEERING	0:12:04	0:12:07
CHEERING	0:12:12	0:12:15
HORNS PLAYING	0:12:19	0:12:23
"Announcing the long-awaited return	0:12:25	0:12:28
"of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband."	0:12:28	0:12:33
Oh, well, this is it.	0:12:33	0:12:36
-This is it. -This is it.	0:12:36	0:12:38
-CHUCKLING: -This is it.	0:12:38	0:12:40
FANFARE	0:12:42	0:12:45
FANFARE STOPS	0:12:45	0:12:47
GASPING	0:12:47	0:12:48
TWEETING, THUD!	0:12:48	0:12:50
BABY CRYING	0:12:53	0:12:57
Uh...why don't you guys go ahead?	0:13:00	0:13:03
I'll park the car. NEIGHING	0:13:03	0:13:06
-So... -HE CHUCKLES	0:13:06	0:13:09
You still think this was a good idea?	0:13:09	0:13:11
Of course.	0:13:11	0:13:14
Look, Mom and Dad look happy to see us.	0:13:14	0:13:17
Who on earth are they?	0:13:17	0:13:19
I think that's our little girl.	0:13:19	0:13:21
That's not little, that's a really BIG problem.	0:13:21	0:13:24
Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming	0:13:24	0:13:26
and break the spell?	0:13:26	0:13:27
Well, he's no Prince Charming,	0:13:27	0:13:29
-but they do look... -Happy now?	0:13:29	0:13:32
We came, we saw them.	0:13:32	0:13:33
Now, let's go before they light the torches.	0:13:33	0:13:36
They're my parents.	0:13:36	0:13:37
Hello - they locked you in a tower.	0:13:37	0:13:40
Hey, that was for my own...	0:13:40	0:13:42
Good. Now here's our chance. Let's go inside and pretend we're not home!	0:13:42	0:13:45
Harold, we have to be...	0:13:45	0:13:47
Quick, we can make a run for it.	0:13:47	0:13:49
Shrek, stop it. Everything's going to be...	0:13:49	0:13:52
A disaster. There is no way...	0:13:52	0:13:54
-You can do this. -But I really...	0:13:54	0:13:55
-Really... -Really... -Don't... -Want... -To... -Be...	0:13:55	0:13:58
Here.	0:13:58	0:14:00
Mom, Dad.	0:14:02	0:14:05
I'd like you to meet my husband.	0:14:05	0:14:08
Shrek.	0:14:08	0:14:11
Well, um...	0:14:12	0:14:14
it's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from.	0:14:14	0:14:18
HE CHUCKLES	0:14:18	0:14:20
Uh, eh...	0:14:20	0:14:22
ELEGANT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS	0:14:22	0:14:24
GULPS	0:14:24	0:14:26
LOUD CRUNCH	0:14:41	0:14:43
CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY	0:14:45	0:14:47
QUIET SLURPING	0:14:48	0:14:50
GULPS	0:14:50	0:14:52
BELCHES	0:14:52	0:14:53
-Excuse me. -LAUGHS	0:14:53	0:14:54
SHREK CHUCKLES	0:14:54	0:14:56
Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona?	0:14:56	0:14:58
BOTH LAUGHING	0:14:58	0:15:01
That's a good one.	0:15:01	0:15:03
LAUGHTER WANES	0:15:03	0:15:04
-I guess not. -What do you mean, not on the list? >	0:15:04	0:15:06
Don't tell me you don't know who I am! >	0:15:06	0:15:09
What's happening, everybody?	0:15:09	0:15:10
Thanks for waiting. I had the hardest time finding this place.	0:15:10	0:15:14
-No, no! Bad Donkey! Bad! Down! -No, no, no,	0:15:14	0:15:16
Dad, Dad, it's all right, it's all right, he's with us.	0:15:16	0:15:19
He helped rescue me from the dragon.	0:15:19	0:15:21
Yep, that's me - the noble steed.	0:15:21	0:15:23
Hey, waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?	0:15:23	0:15:25
Oh, boy.	0:15:25	0:15:26
SLURPS	0:15:27	0:15:29
-Shrek? -Yeah? Oh. Sorry.	0:15:29	0:15:31
-Great soup, Mrs Q. -CHUCKLES	0:15:31	0:15:33
-Mmm... -No, no, no.	0:15:33	0:15:35
-WHISPERS: -Darling.	0:15:35	0:15:38
-Oh! -NERVOUS CHUCKLING	0:15:38	0:15:40
So, Fiona, tell us about where you live.	0:15:40	0:15:44
Well...	0:15:44	0:15:46
Shrek owns his own land.	0:15:46	0:15:48
-NERVOUS LAUGH -Don't you, honey?	0:15:48	0:15:51
-Oh. Yes. -NERVOUS LAUGH	0:15:51	0:15:52
It's in an...enchanted forest,	0:15:52	0:15:54
abundant in squirrels and...	0:15:54	0:15:57
cute little duckies and...	0:15:57	0:15:59
DONKEY: What?!	0:15:59	0:16:00
LAUGHS I know you ain't talking about the swamp.	0:16:00	0:16:02
-Donkey! -An ogre from a swamp!	0:16:02	0:16:05
Oh, how original.	0:16:05	0:16:07
Well, I suppose that would be a fine place	0:16:07	0:16:09
to raise the children.	0:16:09	0:16:10
COUGHING AND CHOKING	0:16:10	0:16:14
GAGGING	0:16:14	0:16:15
COUGHS AND EXHALES	0:16:15	0:16:17
NERVOUS GASPING AND CHUCKLING	0:16:17	0:16:20
I-It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?	0:16:20	0:16:23
Indeed. I just started eating.	0:16:23	0:16:25
-Harold! -What's that supposed to mean?	0:16:25	0:16:27
-Dad, it's great, OK? -Well, for his type, yes.	0:16:27	0:16:30
My type?!	0:16:30	0:16:31
I got to go to the bathroom.	0:16:31	0:16:33
Dinner is served!	0:16:33	0:16:35
Never mind. I can hold it.	0:16:35	0:16:36
ORCHESTRA PLAYING INTRO	0:16:36	0:16:40
WALTZ PLAYING	0:16:40	0:16:42
Bon appetit!	0:16:42	0:16:43
Oh, Mexican food! My favourite!	0:16:43	0:16:45
Let's not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in!	0:16:45	0:16:48
Don't mind if I do, Lillian.	0:16:48	0:16:50
So, I suppose any grandchildren	0:16:50	0:16:52
I could expect from you would be...?	0:16:52	0:16:54
Ogres. Yes.	0:16:54	0:16:56
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?	0:16:56	0:16:59
Oh, no! No, of course not!	0:16:59	0:17:01
That is, assuming you don't eat your own young!	0:17:01	0:17:04
-Dad! -Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones	0:17:04	0:17:07
who've been locked away in a tower.	0:17:07	0:17:09
-Shrek, please! -I did that because I love her!	0:17:09	0:17:13
Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?	0:17:13	0:17:15
You wouldn't understand - you're not her father!	0:17:15	0:17:18
It's so nice to have the family together for dinner.	0:17:22	0:17:26
BOTH GRUNT	0:17:28	0:17:29
-LILLIAN: -Harold!	0:17:29	0:17:31
-Shrek! -Fiona! -Fiona! -Mom!	0:17:31	0:17:33
-Harold! -Donkey! -WALTZ ENDS	0:17:33	0:17:35
SHE SIGHS	0:17:51	0:17:53
SHE SIGHS	0:18:02	0:18:04
CRICKETS CHIRPING	0:18:06	0:18:09
SHE SIGHS	0:18:19	0:18:21
SOFT POPPING	0:18:25	0:18:27
# Your fallen tears have called to me	0:18:34	0:18:38
# So here comes my sweet remedy	0:18:38	0:18:43
# I know what every princess needs	0:18:43	0:18:47
# For her to live life happily. #	0:18:47	0:18:52
Oh! GASPS	0:18:52	0:18:54
Oh, my dear! Oh, look at you.	0:18:54	0:18:57
LAUGHS You're all, um...	0:18:57	0:18:58
..grown-up. LAUGHS	0:18:59	0:19:01
Um...who are you?	0:19:01	0:19:03
Oh! Sweet pea, I'm your fairy godmother.	0:19:03	0:19:07
-I have a fairy godmother? -Shush, shush. Now, don't worry.	0:19:07	0:19:10
I'm here to make it all better.	0:19:10	0:19:13
With just a...	0:19:13	0:19:17
# Wave of my magic wand	0:19:17	0:19:19
# Your troubles will soon be gone	0:19:19	0:19:20
# With a flick of the wrist	0:19:20	0:19:22
# In just a flash, you'll land a prince	0:19:22	0:19:24
# With a ton of cash	0:19:24	0:19:26
# A high-priced dress made by mice, no less	0:19:26	0:19:27
# Some crystal glass pumps with no more stress	0:19:27	0:19:29
# Worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse	0:19:29	0:19:31
# Confide in your very own furniture friends	0:19:31	0:19:33
# We'll help you start A new fashion trend	0:19:33	0:19:36
# I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great	0:19:36	0:19:38
# The kind of gal the prince would date	0:19:38	0:19:40
# They'll write your name on the bathroom wall	0:19:40	0:19:43
# "For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call"	0:19:43	0:19:45
# A sporty carriage to ride in style	0:19:45	0:19:47
# A sexy man, my chauffeur Kyle	0:19:47	0:19:49
# Banish your blemishes, tooth decay	0:19:49	0:19:50
# Cellulite thighs will fade away	0:19:50	0:19:52
# Who will that be? a bichon frise	0:19:52	0:19:55
# Nip and tuck, here and there, to land the prince	0:19:55	0:19:57
# With the perfect hair	0:19:57	0:19:58
# Lipstick, liner, shadow, blush, to get that prince	0:19:58	0:20:01
# With a sexy tush	0:20:01	0:20:02
# Lucky day, a buffet	0:20:02	0:20:03
# You and your prince take a roll in the hay	0:20:03	0:20:05
# You can swoon on the moon	0:20:05	0:20:06
# With the prince to this tune	0:20:06	0:20:07
# Don't get drab, you'll be fab	0:20:07	0:20:09
# Your prince will have rock-hard abs	0:20:09	0:20:11
# Quiche, souffle, Valentine's day, have some	0:20:11	0:20:12
# Chicken fricassee, nip and tuck, here and there	0:20:12	0:20:14
# To land the prince with perfect hair... #	0:20:14	0:20:15
STOP!	0:20:15	0:20:16
SHE PANTS	0:20:16	0:20:17
-CHUCKLES -Look...	0:20:17	0:20:19
Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother,	0:20:19	0:20:22
but...	0:20:22	0:20:23
I really don't need all this.	0:20:23	0:20:25
LOUD GASPING AND MURMURING	0:20:25	0:20:26
Fine, be that way.	0:20:26	0:20:29
KNOCKING, DOG BARKING	0:20:29	0:20:31
-SHREK: -Fiona? Fiona!	0:20:31	0:20:32
GRUNTS, OTHERS GASP	0:20:32	0:20:35
BARKING	0:20:35	0:20:37
Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo.	0:20:37	0:20:40
Oh, er...	0:20:40	0:20:41
-Fairy Godmother, furniture... -NERVOUS CHUCKLE	0:20:41	0:20:44
..I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.	0:20:44	0:20:46
Your husband?! What?	0:20:46	0:20:48
What'd you say? When did this happen?	0:20:48	0:20:50
Shrek is the one who rescued me.	0:20:50	0:20:52
But that can't be right!	0:20:52	0:20:53
-SHREK: -Oh, great.	0:20:53	0:20:54
More relatives.	0:20:54	0:20:56
She's just trying to help.	0:20:56	0:20:58
Good. She can help us pack. Get your coat, we're leaving.	0:20:58	0:21:01
-What? -Leaving? I don't want to leave.	0:21:01	0:21:02
-When did you decide this? -Shortly after arriving.	0:21:02	0:21:05
-Look, I-I'm sorry. -No, no, no, that's all right.	0:21:05	0:21:08
I need to go anyway.	0:21:08	0:21:10
But remember, dear, if you should ever need me,	0:21:10	0:21:12
happiness... is just a teardrop away.	0:21:12	0:21:15
-SHREK: -Thanks, but we've got all the happiness we need.	0:21:15	0:21:19
-Happy, happy, happy! -So I see.	0:21:19	0:21:23
Let's go, Kyle.	0:21:23	0:21:24
Very nice, Shrek.	0:21:26	0:21:28
What? I told you coming here was a bad idea.	0:21:28	0:21:31
You could've at least tried to get along with my father.	0:21:31	0:21:34
You know, somehow, I don't think	0:21:34	0:21:36
I was going to get daddy's blessing even if I did want it.	0:21:36	0:21:38
Well, do you think it might be nice	0:21:38	0:21:40
if somebody asked me what I wanted?	0:21:40	0:21:42
Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?	0:21:42	0:21:44
You're unbelievable! You're behaving like a...	0:21:44	0:21:48
-DOG BARKING, SHE SIGHS -Go on, say it.	0:21:48	0:21:51
-Like an ogre! -Well, here's a newsflash.	0:21:51	0:21:53
Whether your parents like it or not,	0:21:53	0:21:55
-I am an ogre! -BARKING	0:21:55	0:21:58
VICIOUS ROAR	0:21:58	0:22:00
And guess what, princess?	0:22:03	0:22:04
That's not about to change.	0:22:04	0:22:07
SOFT SIGH	0:22:07	0:22:08
I've made changes for you, Shrek.	0:22:11	0:22:14
Think about that.	0:22:14	0:22:17
That's real smooth, Shrek.	0:22:17	0:22:19
IMITATES SHREK: I'm an ogre!	0:22:19	0:22:22
Aaaargh!	0:22:22	0:22:24
CRYING SOFTLY	0:22:30	0:22:32
HE SIGHS	0:22:36	0:22:38
CRICKETS CHIRPING	0:22:44	0:22:46
I knew this would happen.	0:22:46	0:22:47
-LILLIAN: -You should. You started it.	0:22:47	0:22:49
I can hardly believe that, Lillian.	0:22:49	0:22:51
I mean, really, he's the ogre, not me.	0:22:51	0:22:53
I think, Harold, you're taking this	0:22:53	0:22:55
a little too personally.	0:22:55	0:22:57
This is Fiona's choice.	0:22:57	0:23:00
Yes, she was supposed to choose the prince we picked for her!	0:23:00	0:23:02
I mean, you expect me to give my blessings	0:23:02	0:23:04
-to this...this...thing? -Fiona does.	0:23:04	0:23:08
And she'll never forgive you if you don't.	0:23:08	0:23:10
I don't want to lose our daughter again, Harold.	0:23:10	0:23:14
HE GROANS	0:23:14	0:23:15
Oh, you act as if love is totally predictable.	0:23:15	0:23:17
Don't you remember when we were young,	0:23:17	0:23:20
and, oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond,	0:23:20	0:23:22
and they were in bloom?	0:23:22	0:23:24
Our first kiss.	0:23:24	0:23:26
It's not the same!	0:23:26	0:23:28
I don't think you realise that our daughter	0:23:28	0:23:30
has married a monster!	0:23:30	0:23:32
Oh, stop being such a drama king.	0:23:32	0:23:34
Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong.	0:23:34	0:23:36
La, di-da, di-da, di-da, isn't it all wonderful.	0:23:36	0:23:39
I'd like to know how it could get any worse.	0:23:39	0:23:41
-Hello, Harold. -HE SCREAMS	0:23:41	0:23:42
-What happened? -Uh, n-nothing, nothing, dear.	0:23:42	0:23:45
Just the old, er, hunting wound playing up a bit.	0:23:45	0:23:47
FORCED CHUCKLE I'll, um... stretch out for a while.	0:23:47	0:23:51
You better get in. We need to talk.	0:23:51	0:23:54
Actually, Fairy Godmother, just off to bed.	0:23:54	0:23:56
FAKE YAWN Already taken my pills.	0:23:56	0:23:58
They tend to make a bit drowsy.	0:23:58	0:23:59
So, um, how about...	0:23:59	0:24:01
we-we make this a quick visit, what, what?	0:24:01	0:24:03
HAROLD GASPS	0:24:03	0:24:04
Oh, h-hello.	0:24:04	0:24:06
CHUCKLES	0:24:06	0:24:07
So, what's new?	0:24:09	0:24:11
You remember my son, Prince Charming?	0:24:11	0:24:13
HAROLD: Charming! Ah! is that you?	0:24:13	0:24:15
My gosh, it's been years.	0:24:15	0:24:17
Uh, when...when-when-when did you get back?	0:24:17	0:24:19
Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.	0:24:19	0:24:22
After I endured blistering winds,	0:24:22	0:24:25
scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room	0:24:25	0:24:27
in the tallest tower...	0:24:27	0:24:28
Mummy can handle this.	0:24:28	0:24:31
He endures blistering winds	0:24:31	0:24:33
and scorching desert!	0:24:33	0:24:35
He climbs to the highest bloody room	0:24:35	0:24:37
of the tallest bloody tower...	0:24:37	0:24:38
-But-but... -..and what does he find?	0:24:38	0:24:40
Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess...	0:24:40	0:24:43
If I could just...	0:24:43	0:24:44
-..is already married! -It wasn't my fault.	0:24:44	0:24:47
-He didn't get there in time. -Stop the car!	0:24:47	0:24:50
-HAROLD GASPS -Harold...	0:24:50	0:24:52
KNUCKLES CRACKING	0:24:52	0:24:55
You've forced me to do something	0:24:55	0:24:56
I really don't want to do.	0:24:56	0:24:58
GASPS Where are we?	0:24:58	0:25:00
Well, hi there, welcome. May I take your order?	0:25:00	0:25:03
My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy.	0:25:03	0:25:06
Uh, OK. Two renaissance wraps, no mayo, chilli rings...	0:25:06	0:25:09
I'll have the medieval meal.	0:25:09	0:25:11
Yeah, one medieval meal, and, Harold, curly fries?	0:25:11	0:25:14
Uh, no. No, thank you. No, really, I'm fine.	0:25:14	0:25:18
Your order, Fairy Godmother.	0:25:18	0:25:19
And this comes with the medieval meal.	0:25:19	0:25:21
Here you are, dear.	0:25:21	0:25:23
You see, we made a deal, Harold,	0:25:24	0:25:28
and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part.	0:25:28	0:25:31
SIGHS Indeed not.	0:25:31	0:25:32
So Fiona and Charming WILL be together.	0:25:32	0:25:36
-Yes. -Oh, believe me, Harold, it's what's best.	0:25:36	0:25:39
Not only for your daughter...	0:25:39	0:25:41
CRUNCHING	0:25:41	0:25:43
-WITH MOUTH FULL: -..but for your kingdom.	0:25:43	0:25:45
But what am I supposed to do about it?	0:25:50	0:25:52
GRUNTS	0:25:52	0:25:53
Use your imagination.	0:25:53	0:25:55
HORSE NEIGHS	0:26:16	0:26:19
HORSE HUFFING AND NEIGHING	0:26:21	0:26:23
Oh.	0:26:28	0:26:30
Uh, come on in, Your Majesty.	0:26:32	0:26:34
PIANO PLAYS TANGO-LIKE INTRO	0:26:34	0:26:36
# I like my town	0:26:39	0:26:42
# With a little drop of poison	0:26:44	0:26:48
# Nobody knows... #	0:26:48	0:26:50
BELCHES	0:26:51	0:26:52
CLEARS THROAT Excuse me?	0:26:52	0:26:54
-SEXY FEMININE VOICE: -Do I know you?	0:26:54	0:26:57
Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else.	0:26:57	0:26:59
Uh, excuse me? I-I-I'm looking	0:26:59	0:27:01
for the ugly stepsister.	0:27:01	0:27:04
Ah.	0:27:04	0:27:06
There you are. Right.	0:27:06	0:27:08
Uh, you see, I-I need to have someone...	0:27:08	0:27:11
..taken care of.	0:27:11	0:27:13
-MANLY VOICE: -Who's the guy?	0:27:13	0:27:14
Well, he-he's not a guy per se.	0:27:14	0:27:16
WHISPERS: Um, he's...an ogre.	0:27:16	0:27:19
PIANO MISPLAYS, CONVERSATION STOPS	0:27:19	0:27:21
Hey, buddy, let me clue you in.	0:27:21	0:27:23
There's only one fella can handle a job like that,	0:27:23	0:27:26
and, frankly, he don't like to be disturbed.	0:27:26	0:27:29
Mm, where could I find him?	0:27:29	0:27:31
KNOCKING	0:27:31	0:27:33
DOOR CREAKS H-Hello?	0:27:33	0:27:36
-THICK SPANISH ACCENT: -Who dares enter my room?	0:27:37	0:27:39
I-I hope I'm not interrupting,	0:27:39	0:27:41
but I'm told you're the one to talk to	0:27:41	0:27:43
about an... ogre problem?	0:27:43	0:27:45
You're told correct.	0:27:45	0:27:47
Hm, but for this, I charge a great deal of money.	0:27:47	0:27:51
Would...this be enough?	0:27:51	0:27:55
METAL CLANGS	0:27:55	0:27:58
CHUCKLES SOFTLY	0:27:58	0:27:59
You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty.	0:27:59	0:28:04
Just tell me where I can find this ogre.	0:28:04	0:28:08
SOFT SNORING	0:28:13	0:28:16
CLOCK CHIMING	0:28:22	0:28:24
# Everyone says	0:28:24	0:28:26
# I'm getting down too low... #	0:28:26	0:28:30
HE SIGHS	0:28:30	0:28:32
# ..Everyone says	0:28:32	0:28:35
# You just got to let it go	0:28:35	0:28:38
# You just got to let it go	0:28:39	0:28:42
# I need some sleep	0:28:50	0:28:54
# Time to put the old horse down	0:28:54	0:28:56
# I'm in too deep	0:28:58	0:29:00
# And the wheels keep spinning 'round	0:29:00	0:29:04
# Everyone says	0:29:04	0:29:08
# You just got to let it go... #	0:29:08	0:29:10
-FEMININE VOICE: -Dear knight, I pray that	0:29:12	0:29:14
you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.	0:29:14	0:29:17
MUSIC PLAYS, THEN STOPS	0:29:26	0:29:29
MUSIC STARTS AND STOPS	0:29:33	0:29:35
-FIONA: -"Dear diary,	0:29:38	0:29:40
"Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow	0:29:40	0:29:43
"but Dad says I can't go.	0:29:43	0:29:44
"He never lets me out after sunset.	0:29:44	0:29:47
"Dad says I'm going away for a while.	0:29:47	0:29:49
"Must be like some finishing school or something.	0:29:49	0:29:52
"Mom says that when I'm old enough,	0:29:52	0:29:55
"my handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower	0:29:55	0:29:58
"and bring me back to my family,	0:29:58	0:30:00
"and we'll all live happily ever after.	0:30:00	0:30:03
-SLOWLY, SWEETLY: -"Mrs Fiona Charming.	0:30:05	0:30:07
-MATTER-OF-FACTLY: -"Mrs Fiona Charming.	0:30:08	0:30:10
-CASUALLY: -"Mrs Fiona Charming.	0:30:10	0:30:12
-ECHOING: -"Mrs Fiona Charming,	0:30:12	0:30:15
"Mrs Fiona Charming, Mrs Fiona Charming..."	0:30:15	0:30:17
KNOCKING	0:30:17	0:30:20
S-sorry. Uh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything.	0:30:23	0:30:26
No, no, no. I was just reading a, er...	0:30:26	0:30:29
a scary book.	0:30:29	0:30:32
I was hoping you'd let me apologise	0:30:32	0:30:34
for my despicable behaviour earlier.	0:30:34	0:30:37
-OK. -I don't know what came over me.	0:30:37	0:30:39
Do you suppose we could just pretend	0:30:39	0:30:41
it never happened and start over?	0:30:41	0:30:43
Look, Your Majesty...	0:30:43	0:30:44
WHISPERS: Please, call me Dad.	0:30:44	0:30:46
Dad. We both acted like ogres.	0:30:46	0:30:50
Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other.	0:30:50	0:30:53
Excellent idea.	0:30:53	0:30:55
I was ACTUALLY hoping you might join me	0:30:55	0:30:57
for a morning hunt, a little father-son time?	0:30:57	0:30:59
I know it would mean the world to Fiona.	0:31:01	0:31:04
HE SIGHS	0:31:10	0:31:12
Shall we say... 7:30 by the old oak?	0:31:12	0:31:16
BIRDS CHIRPING	0:31:17	0:31:20
-SHREK: -Face it, Donkey, we're lost. -DONKEY: We can't be.	0:31:21	0:31:24
We followed the king's instructions exactly.	0:31:24	0:31:26
What did he say? "Head to the deepest,	0:31:26	0:31:28
"darkest part of the woods.	0:31:28	0:31:29
-"Pass the sinister trees with those scary branches." -Check.	0:31:29	0:31:32
And there's that bush shaped like Shirley Bassey.	0:31:32	0:31:34
We've passed that bush three times already!	0:31:34	0:31:36
Hey, you said you didn't want to stop for directions.	0:31:36	0:31:39
Oh, great! My one chance	0:31:39	0:31:42
to fix things up with Fiona's dad,	0:31:42	0:31:43
and I end up lost in the woods with you!	0:31:43	0:31:45
All right, you don't have to get all huffy with me.	0:31:45	0:31:48
I know! I know.	0:31:48	0:31:51
SIGHS	0:31:51	0:31:52
-I'm sorry, all right? -Hey, don't worry about it.	0:31:52	0:31:55
I just really need to make things work with this guy.	0:31:55	0:31:58
Yeah, sure. Now, let's go bond with Daddy.	0:31:58	0:32:00
SOFT PURRING	0:32:00	0:32:01
PURRING CONTINUES	0:32:04	0:32:06
Well, well, well, Donkey,	0:32:08	0:32:11
I know it was kind of a tender moment back there,	0:32:11	0:32:13
but the purring?	0:32:13	0:32:14
What are you talking about? I ain't purring.	0:32:14	0:32:16
Oh, sure. What's next, a hug?	0:32:16	0:32:18
Hey, Shrek, donkeys don't purr.	0:32:18	0:32:21
Ha-ha!	0:32:21	0:32:22
Fear me, if you dare.	0:32:22	0:32:24
HISSES	0:32:24	0:32:25
-Look - a little cat! -Look out, Shrek!	0:32:25	0:32:28
It's a cat, Donkey.	0:32:28	0:32:29
Come here, little kitty, kitty, kitty.	0:32:29	0:32:31
Come on, little kitty, come here.	0:32:31	0:32:34
Oh, come here, little kitty.	0:32:34	0:32:36
CAT GROWLING	0:32:36	0:32:38
SHREK SCREAMS, CAT SNARLS	0:32:38	0:32:39
Oh! oh, come on! oh! get it off!	0:32:39	0:32:41
Oh! Get it off!	0:32:41	0:32:44
SHREK GROANS	0:32:44	0:32:46
Ooh, no!	0:32:46	0:32:47
SHREK SCREAMS	0:32:47	0:32:49
-CRYING -Oh...get it off!	0:32:49	0:32:52
GRUNTS	0:32:52	0:32:54
GROANS Did I miss?	0:32:54	0:32:56
No. You got them.	0:32:56	0:32:59
Now, ye ogre,	0:33:01	0:33:03
pray for mercy from...	0:33:03	0:33:06
..Puss...in boots.	0:33:07	0:33:10
Ooh...! I'll kill that cat!	0:33:10	0:33:12
Ha!	0:33:12	0:33:13
GAGGING	0:33:13	0:33:16
LOUD COUGH	0:33:16	0:33:18
WHEEZING AND RETCHING	0:33:18	0:33:20
WHEEZING AND RETCHING CONTINUE	0:33:21	0:33:23
RETCHING	0:33:23	0:33:25
SPITTING UP	0:33:25	0:33:27
COUGHING	0:33:27	0:33:29
CHUCKLES Hair ball.	0:33:29	0:33:31
Ugh! That is nasty!	0:33:31	0:33:34
What do you reckon we should do with him?	0:33:34	0:33:35
I say we take the sword and neuter him right here.	0:33:35	0:33:38
Give him the Bob Barker treatment!	0:33:38	0:33:39
Oh, my, no, por favor!	0:33:39	0:33:41
Please, I implore you. It was nothing personal, senor.	0:33:41	0:33:44
I was doing it only for my family.	0:33:44	0:33:46
My mother, she's sick, and my father lives on the garbage.	0:33:46	0:33:49
The king offered me much in gold, and I have little brothers...	0:33:49	0:33:51
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.	0:33:51	0:33:53
Fiona's father paid you to do this?	0:33:53	0:33:56
The rich king? Si.	0:33:56	0:33:58
MEOW	0:33:58	0:33:59
SIGHS	0:33:59	0:34:01
Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.	0:34:01	0:34:04
Oh, come on, Shrek, don't feel bad.	0:34:04	0:34:06
Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.	0:34:06	0:34:08
Gee, thanks(!)	0:34:08	0:34:10
SIGHS	0:34:10	0:34:12
Maybe Fiona would have been better off	0:34:12	0:34:14
if I were some sort of Prince Charming.	0:34:14	0:34:17
Gee, that's what the king said.	0:34:17	0:34:18
Oh, er, sorry. I thought that question was directed at me.	0:34:19	0:34:23
Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her.	0:34:23	0:34:27
Well, it's not like I wouldn't change if I could.	0:34:27	0:34:30
I just... I just wish I could make her happy.	0:34:30	0:34:33
Hold the phone.	0:34:35	0:34:38
"Happiness.	0:34:38	0:34:41
"A tear drop away."	0:34:41	0:34:44
Donkey, think of the saddest thing	0:34:44	0:34:46
-that's ever happened to you. -Oh, man, where do I begin?	0:34:46	0:34:49
There was the time that farmer tried to sell me for magic beans.	0:34:49	0:34:52
I ain't never got over that!	0:34:52	0:34:54
Then this fool went off and had a party	0:34:54	0:34:56
and he have all the guests try to pin the tail on me.	0:34:56	0:34:58
Then they all got drunk	0:34:58	0:35:00
and started beatin' me with a stick going, "Pinata, pinata!"	0:35:00	0:35:03
No, Donkey, I need you to cry.	0:35:03	0:35:05
Yeah, well, don't go projecting on me.	0:35:05	0:35:08
I know you're feeling bad but...	0:35:08	0:35:10
SCREAMS AND GROANS	0:35:10	0:35:12
You little hairy lickin' sack of...	0:35:12	0:35:15
What... Is it on? Is it on?	0:35:22	0:35:23
CLEARS THROAT	0:35:23	0:35:25
This is Fairy Godmother.	0:35:25	0:35:27
I'm either away from my desk or with a client.	0:35:27	0:35:29
But if you'd come by the office,	0:35:29	0:35:30
we'll be glad to make you a personal appointment.	0:35:30	0:35:33
Have a happy ever after.	0:35:33	0:35:34
Oh...are you up for a little quest, Donkey?	0:35:37	0:35:41
All right, that's more like it.	0:35:41	0:35:43
Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure.	0:35:43	0:35:45
# Ain't no stoppin' us now	0:35:45	0:35:47
# Whoo, we're on the move. #	0:35:47	0:35:49
-Stop, Ogre. I have misjudged you. -Join the club! We have jackets.	0:35:49	0:35:52
On my honour, I am obliged to accompany you	0:35:52	0:35:55
until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine.	0:35:55	0:35:58
I'm sorry. The position of annoying talking animal	0:35:58	0:36:01
has already been taken. Let's go, Shrek.	0:36:01	0:36:03
Shrek?	0:36:03	0:36:04
Shrek!	0:36:13	0:36:14
Aw, come on, Donkey.	0:36:14	0:36:15
Look at him in his wee little boots.	0:36:15	0:36:18
You know, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly.	0:36:18	0:36:21
-Aw, let's keep him. -Say what?	0:36:21	0:36:23
-GROANS -Aw, listen, he's purring.	0:36:25	0:36:28
-Oh, so now it's cute. -Aw, lighten up.	0:36:28	0:36:31
Lighten up? Oh, I should lighten up.	0:36:31	0:36:33
Looks who's telling who to lighten up.	0:36:33	0:36:35
-GIGGLES -Shrek...	0:36:38	0:36:41
BARKS	0:36:41	0:36:43
Shrek?	0:36:44	0:36:46
They're both festive, aren't they?	0:36:56	0:36:58
What do you think, Harold?	0:36:58	0:37:00
Um...yes, yes, fine. Fine.	0:37:00	0:37:03
SIGHS	0:37:03	0:37:04
Try to at least pretend	0:37:04	0:37:05
that you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball.	0:37:05	0:37:08
Honestly, Lillian, I don't think it really matters.	0:37:08	0:37:11
How do we know there's even going to be a ball?	0:37:11	0:37:13
-Mom, Dad. -Oh, hello, dear.	0:37:13	0:37:16
Um...w-what's that, Cedric? Right. Coming.	0:37:16	0:37:18
-Mom, have you seen Shrek? -I haven't.	0:37:18	0:37:22
You should ask your father.	0:37:22	0:37:24
Be sure and use small words, dear.	0:37:24	0:37:26
He's a little slow this morning.	0:37:26	0:37:27
Can I help you, Your Majesty?	0:37:27	0:37:30
Ah, yes. Um...	0:37:30	0:37:31
Mm...exquisite. What do you call this dish?	0:37:31	0:37:34
That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty.	0:37:34	0:37:37
Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric.	0:37:37	0:37:41
Dad...	0:37:41	0:37:42
Dad, have you seen Shrek?	0:37:42	0:37:44
Uh, no, I haven't, dear. I-I'm sure he just went off	0:37:44	0:37:46
to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in.	0:37:46	0:37:48
You know, after your little spat last night.	0:37:48	0:37:51
Oh, you heard that, huh?	0:37:51	0:37:52
Darling, the whole kingdom heard you.	0:37:52	0:37:55
I mean, after all, it is in his nature to be,	0:37:55	0:37:58
well, a bit of a brute.	0:37:58	0:37:59
Him? You know, you didn't exactly roll out the welcome wagon.	0:37:59	0:38:02
Well, what did you expect?	0:38:02	0:38:04
Look at what he's done to you?	0:38:04	0:38:06
Shrek loves me for who I am.	0:38:06	0:38:10
I would think you'd be happy for me.	0:38:10	0:38:12
Darling, I'm just thinking about what's best for you.	0:38:12	0:38:16
Maybe you should do the same.	0:38:16	0:38:18
PUSS-IN-BOOTS WHISPERS	0:38:24	0:38:26
No. Really?	0:38:32	0:38:34
LAUGHING	0:38:34	0:38:37
Whoa...	0:38:39	0:38:41
FACTORY WHISTLE BLOWS	0:38:43	0:38:45
Oh, that's the Old Keebler place.	0:38:45	0:38:47
Let's just back away slowly.	0:38:47	0:38:48
That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage.	0:38:48	0:38:50
She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom.	0:38:50	0:38:54
Then why don't we pop in there for a spell?	0:38:54	0:38:56
-CHUCKLES -Spell!	0:38:56	0:38:57
PUSS-IN-BOOTS LAUGHS LOUDLY	0:38:57	0:39:02
Makes me laugh.	0:39:02	0:39:04
Hi.	0:39:07	0:39:09
I'm here to see the...	0:39:09	0:39:11
Fairy Godmother.	0:39:11	0:39:13
I'm sorry, she's not in.	0:39:13	0:39:14
-OVER INTERCOM: -Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!	0:39:14	0:39:17
HE SIGHS	0:39:17	0:39:18
Yes, Fairy Godmother. Right away.	0:39:18	0:39:22
Look, she's not seeing any client today, OK?	0:39:22	0:39:24
That's OK, buddy. We're from the union.	0:39:24	0:39:26
The union?	0:39:26	0:39:27
We represent the workers in all magical industries	0:39:27	0:39:30
-both evil and benign. -Oh...right.	0:39:30	0:39:33
Are you feeling at all degraded or repressed?	0:39:33	0:39:36
Uh...a little. We don't even have dental.	0:39:36	0:39:39
They don't even have dental.	0:39:39	0:39:42
OK, we're just going to have a look around.	0:39:42	0:39:44
Oh, by the way, I think it'd be better	0:39:44	0:39:46
if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here.	0:39:46	0:39:49
Know what I'm sayin'? Huh?	0:39:49	0:39:50
-Mmm? -Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? -Stop it.	0:39:50	0:39:53
Of course. Go right in.	0:39:53	0:39:55
GRATING AND RUMBLING	0:39:55	0:39:58
SOFT EXPLOSION	0:40:16	0:40:18
-GODMOTHER: -Drop of desire.	0:40:23	0:40:26
-GIGGLING -Oh, dear.	0:40:26	0:40:28
A pinch of passion.	0:40:28	0:40:30
LAUGHING	0:40:30	0:40:34
And just a hint of...	0:40:34	0:40:38
lust.	0:40:38	0:40:39
-Excuse me. -SHE GASPS	0:40:42	0:40:44
Sorry to barge in like this, but, er...	0:40:44	0:40:45
What in Grimm's name are you doing here?	0:40:45	0:40:49
Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy.	0:40:49	0:40:53
Oh...and there's some question as to why that is?	0:40:53	0:40:57
Well, let's explore that, shall we?	0:40:57	0:41:00
Ah, P-P-P-P-P.	0:41:02	0:41:04
Princess. "Cinderella."	0:41:04	0:41:06
Here we are. "Lived happily ever after."	0:41:06	0:41:08
Oh... No ogres.	0:41:08	0:41:11
Let's see, "Snow White."	0:41:11	0:41:13
"A handsome prince..."	0:41:13	0:41:15
Oh, no ogres.	0:41:15	0:41:16
"Sleeping Beauty." Oh...no ogres.	0:41:16	0:41:18
"Hansel and Gretel"? No.	0:41:18	0:41:21
"Thumbelina"? No.	0:41:21	0:41:23
"Pretty Woman"?	0:41:23	0:41:24
No, no, no, no, no!	0:41:24	0:41:27
You see, ogres don't live happily ever after.	0:41:27	0:41:31
All right, look, lady...	0:41:31	0:41:33
Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me.	0:41:33	0:41:36
Monte Cristo and co... Oh. Sorry.	0:41:39	0:41:42
Oh, that's OK.	0:41:42	0:41:44
We were just leaving.	0:41:44	0:41:45
Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother.	0:41:45	0:41:48
Just...go.	0:41:48	0:41:50
Come on, guys.	0:41:50	0:41:52
WHISTLING	0:41:55	0:41:59
GROANS	0:42:00	0:42:02
TGIF, hey, buddy?	0:42:06	0:42:09
Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac?	0:42:11	0:42:14
Oh!	0:42:20	0:42:22
Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face!	0:42:22	0:42:26
Well, you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses.	0:42:26	0:42:30
Well, one of these has got to help.	0:42:32	0:42:35
Ah, I was just concocting this very plan.	0:42:35	0:42:37
Already our minds are becoming one.	0:42:37	0:42:40
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, now.	0:42:40	0:42:41
If we need an expert on licking ourselves,	0:42:41	0:42:43
we'll give you a call. Shrek, this is a bad idea.	0:42:43	0:42:47
Look, make yourself useful and go keep watch.	0:42:47	0:42:50
Puss, do you think you could get to those on top?	0:42:50	0:42:53
No problema, boss. In one of my nine lives,	0:42:53	0:42:56
I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela.	0:42:56	0:42:58
LAUGHS Shrek, are you off your nut?	0:42:58	0:43:01
Donkey, keep watch.	0:43:01	0:43:03
Yeah, I'm going to keep watch. I'm going to watch that wicked	0:43:03	0:43:06
witch whammy-zammy a world of hurt up your backside.	0:43:06	0:43:08
I'm going to laugh, too, but you know, I'll be giggling to myself.	0:43:08	0:43:11
-What do you see? -Toad stool softener.	0:43:11	0:43:14
Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm sure a nice BM	0:43:14	0:43:16
is the perfect solution for marital problems.	0:43:16	0:43:18
-Alfa seltzer? -Uh-uh. -Hex lax?	0:43:18	0:43:20
No. Try "handsome."	0:43:20	0:43:23
Sorry, no "handsome."	0:43:23	0:43:26
Hey, how about "happily ever after"?	0:43:26	0:43:30
Well, what does it do?	0:43:30	0:43:32
-It says, "beauty divine." -You know, in some cultures,	0:43:32	0:43:36
Donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures,	0:43:36	0:43:39
especially us talking ones.	0:43:39	0:43:41
Donkey!	0:43:41	0:43:42
That'll have to do. We've got company.	0:43:44	0:43:47
Could we get on with this?	0:43:53	0:43:55
CLANKING	0:43:55	0:43:57
Hurry!	0:43:57	0:43:59
Nice catch, Donkey.	0:44:07	0:44:09
Finally, a use for your mouth.	0:44:09	0:44:13
ALARM BLARING	0:44:13	0:44:15
Come on!	0:44:15	0:44:18
# You spurn my natural emotions	0:44:21	0:44:24
# You make me feel like dirt	0:44:24	0:44:26
# And I'm hurt	0:44:26	0:44:28
# And if I start a commotion	0:44:32	0:44:34
# I run the risk of losing you	0:44:34	0:44:37
# And that's worse... #	0:44:37	0:44:38
SCREAMING AND LAUGHING	0:44:38	0:44:41
# ..Ever fallen in love with someone	0:44:41	0:44:44
# Ever fallen in love, in love with someone	0:44:44	0:44:46
# Ever fallen in love with someone	0:44:46	0:44:48
# You shouldn't've fallen in love with... #	0:44:48	0:44:51
SCREAMING	0:44:55	0:44:57
# ..Ever fallen in love with someone	0:44:57	0:44:59
# Ever fallen in	0:44:59	0:45:01
# Ever fallen in love, with someone	0:45:01	0:45:03
# You shouldn't've fallen in love with?	0:45:03	0:45:06
# Fallen in love with	0:45:06	0:45:09
# Ever fallen in love with someone	0:45:09	0:45:12
# You shouldn't've fallen in love with? #	0:45:12	0:45:15
-GODMOTHER: -Look, I don't care whose fault it is.	0:45:15	0:45:17
Just get this place cleaned up.	0:45:17	0:45:19
And somebody bring me something	0:45:19	0:45:22
deep-fried and smothered in chocolate.	0:45:22	0:45:25
Mother.	0:45:25	0:45:26
Charming, sweetheart.	0:45:26	0:45:28
Well, this isn't a good time, pumpkin.	0:45:28	0:45:30
-Mama's working. -Well, what happened here?	0:45:30	0:45:34
-The ogre, that's what. -What? Where is he, Mom?	0:45:34	0:45:37
I shall rend his head from his shoulders.	0:45:37	0:45:40
I will smite him where he stands.	0:45:40	0:45:42
He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me!	0:45:42	0:45:46
Oh, put it away, junior. You're still going to be king.	0:45:46	0:45:50
We're just going to have to come up with something smarter.	0:45:50	0:45:53
Pardon. Um,	0:45:53	0:45:55
everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother,	0:45:55	0:45:57
except for one potion.	0:45:57	0:45:59
What?	0:45:59	0:46:01
Oh...	0:46:01	0:46:02
I do believe we can make this work to our advantage.	0:46:02	0:46:05
Happily ever after potion.	0:46:07	0:46:09
Maximum strength.	0:46:09	0:46:11
"For you and your true love.	0:46:11	0:46:14
"If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine.	0:46:14	0:46:16
"Happiness, comfort and beauty divine."	0:46:16	0:46:19
"You both will be fine"?	0:46:19	0:46:21
I guess it means it'll affect Fiona, too.	0:46:21	0:46:23
Hey, man, this don't feel right.	0:46:23	0:46:25
My Donkey senses are tingling all over,	0:46:25	0:46:27
so why don't you just drop that jug of voodoo	0:46:27	0:46:29
-and let's get out of here. -It says "beauty divine."	0:46:29	0:46:32
How bad can it be?	0:46:32	0:46:33
SNIFFS, SNEEZES	0:46:33	0:46:35
Ah-ha, see? you're allergic to that stuff. You're going to have a reaction.	0:46:35	0:46:38
And if you think that I'm going to be smearing Vaporub	0:46:38	0:46:41
all over your chest, think again.	0:46:41	0:46:43
Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion,	0:46:43	0:46:46
allow me to take the first sip.	0:46:46	0:46:48
It would be an honour to lay my life on the line for you.	0:46:48	0:46:51
Oh, no, no, no. I don't think so.	0:46:51	0:46:53
If there's any animal testing, I'm going to do it.	0:46:53	0:46:56
That's the best friend's job. Now, give me that bottle.	0:46:56	0:46:59
GULPING	0:46:59	0:47:02
SMACKING LIPS	0:47:02	0:47:04
How do you feel?	0:47:04	0:47:05
Uh, I don't feel any different.	0:47:05	0:47:08
-I look any different? -You still look like an ass to me.	0:47:08	0:47:12
Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.	0:47:12	0:47:15
Well...	0:47:15	0:47:18
Here's to us, Fiona.	0:47:18	0:47:19
-Shrek, you drink that, there's no going back. -I know.	0:47:19	0:47:23
But no more wallowing in the mud?	0:47:23	0:47:24
-I know. -But you love being an ogre.	0:47:24	0:47:27
I know! SIGHS	0:47:27	0:47:30
-But I love Fiona more. -Shrek, no!	0:47:33	0:47:34
Wait!	0:47:36	0:47:37
SWALLOWS	0:47:38	0:47:40
BUBBLING	0:47:40	0:47:44
PASSES GAS	0:47:47	0:47:48
SNIFFING Ooh, oh, got to be.	0:47:48	0:47:50
Shrek, I think you grabbed a farty-ever-after potion.	0:47:50	0:47:53
Maybe it's a dud?	0:47:53	0:47:55
Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be.	0:47:55	0:47:58
THUNDER RUMBLES	0:47:58	0:48:00
Uh-oh, what did I tell you? I feel something coming on.	0:48:01	0:48:04
I don't want to die! I don't want to die!	0:48:04	0:48:07
THUNDER CRASHING I don't want to die.	0:48:07	0:48:09
Please, sister mother of mercy, I'm melting.	0:48:09	0:48:11
I'm melting!	0:48:11	0:48:13
It's just the rain, Donkey.	0:48:13	0:48:16
Oh...	0:48:16	0:48:17
CHUCKLES	0:48:17	0:48:20
THUNDER RUMBLING	0:48:30	0:48:33
Shrek, don't worry.	0:48:59	0:49:00
Things just seem bad cos it's dark and rainy	0:49:00	0:49:02
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hit man to whack you.	0:49:02	0:49:05
HISSES	0:49:05	0:49:06
It'll be better in the morning. You'll see.	0:49:06	0:49:09
# The sun'll come out... tomorrow... #	0:49:09	0:49:14
SLURRING: # ..Bet your bottom... #	0:49:14	0:49:16
Bet my bottom?	0:49:16	0:49:18
I'm coming, Elizabeth.	0:49:18	0:49:19
Donkey?	0:49:19	0:49:20
Are...are you all right?	0:49:20	0:49:23
Hey, boss, let's shave him.	0:49:23	0:49:25
Don-Donkey...	0:49:25	0:49:27
GROANS	0:49:27	0:49:30
LOUD MEOW	0:49:30	0:49:33
There you are. We missed you at dinner.	0:49:36	0:49:40
What is it, darling?	0:49:40	0:49:42
Dad, I've been thinking about what you said	0:49:42	0:49:46
and I'm going to set things right.	0:49:46	0:49:48
Ah, excellent. That's my girl.	0:49:48	0:49:51
It was a mistake to bring Shrek here.	0:49:51	0:49:53
I'm going to go out and find him.	0:49:53	0:49:56
And then we're going to go back to the swamp where we belong.	0:49:56	0:49:59
Fiona, please...	0:50:02	0:50:04
Uh, let's not be rash, darling.	0:50:04	0:50:06
You can't go anywhere right now.	0:50:06	0:50:07
-Fiona! -Fiona!	0:50:10	0:50:11
WOMEN SIMPER I told you he was here. Look, look.	0:50:51	0:50:53
Shh... Quiet, it's...	0:50:53	0:50:55
SHREK GROANING	0:50:55	0:50:57
Good morning, sleepy head. SHREK GASPING	0:50:57	0:50:59
-Good morning. -Good morning.	0:50:59	0:51:01
-We love your kitty. -Oh, my head.	0:51:01	0:51:04
Here, I fetched you a pail of water.	0:51:04	0:51:06
-Oh, thanks. -GASPS	0:51:06	0:51:09
YELLS	0:51:11	0:51:12
Oh...	0:51:12	0:51:15
A cute button nose?	0:51:15	0:51:17
Thick wavy locks?	0:51:17	0:51:20
Taut round buttocks?	0:51:20	0:51:22
I'm... I'm...	0:51:22	0:51:25
-Gorgeous. -I'll say. -I'm Jill. What's your name?	0:51:25	0:51:28
-Um, Shrek. -Shrek? Wow.	0:51:28	0:51:30
-Are you from Europe? -Uh...	0:51:30	0:51:33
I want to rub his shoulders.	0:51:33	0:51:34
-I got it covered. -Thanks. -I don't have anything to rub.	0:51:34	0:51:36
Well, get in line.	0:51:36	0:51:38
H-have you ladies seen my donkey?	0:51:38	0:51:41
DONKEY: Who are you calling Donkey?	0:51:41	0:51:43
Donkey, you're a...	0:51:43	0:51:44
A stallion, baby.	0:51:44	0:51:46
I can whinny. WHINNIES	0:51:46	0:51:48
I can count.	0:51:48	0:51:49
Look at me, Shrek. I'm trotting.	0:51:49	0:51:53
That's some quality potion.	0:51:53	0:51:54
What's in that stuff?	0:51:54	0:51:56
Uh-oh, don't take the potion, Mr Boss, it's very bad.	0:51:56	0:51:59
SPITS	0:51:59	0:52:00
"WARNING: side effects may include burning, itching,	0:52:00	0:52:03
"oozing, weeping.	0:52:03	0:52:04
"Not intended for heart patients	0:52:04	0:52:06
"or those with nervous disorders."	0:52:06	0:52:08
I'm trotting, I'm trotting, I'm trotting in place. Yeah!	0:52:08	0:52:12
What?	0:52:12	0:52:14
Senor, "To make the effects of this potion permanent	0:52:14	0:52:17
"the drinker must obtain his true love's kiss	0:52:17	0:52:20
-"by midnight." -Midnight?	0:52:20	0:52:22
Why is it always midnight?	0:52:22	0:52:24
-Oh, pick me. I'll be your true love. -I'll be your true love.	0:52:24	0:52:26
I'll be true... enough.	0:52:26	0:52:29
NERVOUS CHUCKLE	0:52:29	0:52:30
Look, ladies, I already have a true love.	0:52:30	0:52:32
ALL GROAN	0:52:32	0:52:34
Take it from me, boss,	0:52:34	0:52:35
you're going to have one satisfied princess.	0:52:35	0:52:37
DONKEY: Let's face it, you are a lot easier on the eyes.	0:52:37	0:52:40
But inside you're still the same ol' mean, salty...	0:52:40	0:52:43
Easy. All right, then.	0:52:43	0:52:45
..foul, angry ogre you always been.	0:52:45	0:52:47
-And you're still the same annoying Donkey. -Yeah.	0:52:47	0:52:50
SIGHS	0:52:50	0:52:51
Well...	0:52:51	0:52:53
look out, princess, here comes the new me.	0:52:53	0:52:56
DONKEY: Uh, first things first.	0:52:56	0:52:59
We need to get you out of those clothes.	0:52:59	0:53:00
ALL GASP	0:53:00	0:53:02
-Ready? -BOTH: Ready!	0:53:05	0:53:07
YELLING	0:53:10	0:53:11
Driver, stop!	0:53:11	0:53:12
DONKEY: Oh, God! Help me, please!	0:53:12	0:53:14
My racing days are over!	0:53:14	0:53:15
I'm blind! Tell the truth.	0:53:15	0:53:17
Will I ever be able to play the violin again?	0:53:17	0:53:19
Oh, you poor creature!	0:53:19	0:53:20
Is there anything I can do for you?	0:53:20	0:53:23
Well, I guess there is one thing.	0:53:23	0:53:25
Take off the powdered wig, and step away from your drawers.	0:53:25	0:53:28
Not bad.	0:53:31	0:53:33
Not bad at all.	0:53:33	0:53:34
LAUGHING	0:53:36	0:53:41
-MAN: -Father?	0:53:41	0:53:43
Is everything all right, Father?	0:53:43	0:53:45
Thank you, gentlemen.	0:53:50	0:53:51
Some day, I will repay you.	0:53:51	0:53:54
Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.	0:53:54	0:53:56
DONKEY NEIGHS	0:53:56	0:53:58
PUSS CURSES IN SPANISH	0:53:58	0:54:01
POUNDING PIANO CHORDS PLAY	0:54:05	0:54:07
HONKING HORNS PLAY RIFF	0:54:07	0:54:09
MURMURING	0:54:09	0:54:10
# Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!	0:54:13	0:54:15
# Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes	0:54:15	0:54:19
# Don't want to be a richer one	0:54:19	0:54:22
# Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!	0:54:22	0:54:24
# Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes	0:54:24	0:54:28
# Just gonna have to be a different man	0:54:28	0:54:31
# Time may change me	0:54:31	0:54:34
# But I can't trace time... #	0:54:34	0:54:37
-Halt! -Tell Princess Fiona	0:54:39	0:54:40
her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her.	0:54:40	0:54:43
# Still don't know what I was looking for	0:54:47	0:54:51
# And my time was running wild	0:54:51	0:54:53
# A million dead-end streets	0:54:54	0:54:56
# Every time I thought I'd got it made	0:54:56	0:54:59
# It seemed the taste was not so sweet	0:54:59	0:55:01
# Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!	0:55:01	0:55:03
SCREAMS	0:55:03	0:55:04
-# Turn and face the strange... # -Fiona! -Shrek?	0:55:04	0:55:07
# Ch-ch-changes	0:55:07	0:55:08
# Don't want to be a richer one	0:55:08	0:55:10
Shrek!	0:55:10	0:55:12
# Time may change me	0:55:12	0:55:13
# But I can't trace time. #	0:55:13	0:55:15
Fiona!	0:55:15	0:55:17
Hello, handsome.	0:55:20	0:55:22
Shrek!	0:55:23	0:55:25
Princess!	0:55:25	0:55:26
-GASPS -Donkey?	0:55:26	0:55:28
Wow, that potion worked on you, too, huh?	0:55:28	0:55:30
-What potion? -Oh, it's kind of a long story,	0:55:30	0:55:33
but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion.	0:55:33	0:55:35
And well, now, we're sexy!	0:55:35	0:55:37
Shrek?	0:55:38	0:55:40
For you, baby, I could be.	0:55:43	0:55:46
-Yeah, you wish. -Donkey, where is Shrek?	0:55:46	0:55:49
He just went inside looking for you.	0:55:49	0:55:51
Shrek!	0:55:52	0:55:54
Fiona! Fiona!	0:55:54	0:55:57
You want to dance, pretty boy?	0:55:59	0:56:01
Are you going so soon? Well, don't you want to see your wife?	0:56:03	0:56:08
CHARMING: Fiona?	0:56:08	0:56:10
GASPS	0:56:10	0:56:12
Shrek?	0:56:12	0:56:13
Aye, Fiona, it is me.	0:56:13	0:56:16
What happened to your voice?	0:56:16	0:56:17
Oh, the potion changed a lot of things, Fiona.	0:56:17	0:56:21
But not the way I feel about you.	0:56:21	0:56:24
Fiona?	0:56:24	0:56:25
Charming?	0:56:25	0:56:28
Uh, do you think so...	0:56:28	0:56:29
CHUCKLING ..Dad?	0:56:29	0:56:31
I was so hoping you'd approve.	0:56:31	0:56:33
-Um...who are you? -Mum, it's me, Shrek.	0:56:33	0:56:36
I know you never get a second chance	0:56:36	0:56:39
at a first impression,	0:56:39	0:56:40
but well, what do you think?	0:56:40	0:56:42
-SHREK FAINTLY: -Fiona!	0:56:46	0:56:48
Fiona! Fiona!	0:56:50	0:56:54
Fiona, Fiona!	0:56:54	0:56:55
Oh, shoot!	0:56:55	0:56:57
I don't think they can hear us, pigeon.	0:56:57	0:56:59
SIGHS	0:56:59	0:57:01
Don't you think	0:57:02	0:57:03
you've already messed her life up enough?	0:57:03	0:57:06
I just wanted her to be happy.	0:57:06	0:57:09
And now she can be.	0:57:09	0:57:10
Oh, sweetheart, she's finally found	0:57:10	0:57:14
the prince of her dreams.	0:57:14	0:57:16
But look at me.	0:57:16	0:57:17
Look what I've done for her.	0:57:17	0:57:20
It's time you stopped living in a fairy tale, Shrek.	0:57:20	0:57:24
She's a princess, and you're an ogre.	0:57:24	0:57:27
That's something no amount of potion	0:57:27	0:57:30
is ever going to change.	0:57:30	0:57:32
But...	0:57:39	0:57:40
I love her.	0:57:40	0:57:41
If you really love her, you'll let her go.	0:57:41	0:57:47
MELANCHOLY PIANO PLAYS	0:57:47	0:57:51
DONKEY: Shrek?	0:57:51	0:57:52
-Senor? -Hey, what's going on?	0:57:52	0:57:55
Where you going?	0:57:55	0:57:56
You wouldn't have had anything to do with this,	0:58:01	0:58:04
would you, Harold?	0:58:04	0:58:07
# People just ain't no good	0:58:11	0:58:14
# I think that's well understood... #	0:58:17	0:58:20
There you go, boys.	0:58:20	0:58:22
Just leave the bottle, buddy.	0:58:22	0:58:24
Hey, why the long face?	0:58:24	0:58:26
It was all just a stupid mistake.	0:58:26	0:58:30
I never should have rescued her	0:58:30	0:58:32
from that tower in the first place.	0:58:32	0:58:34
SLURPING	0:58:34	0:58:36
-SIGHS -I hate Mondays.	0:58:36	0:58:38
I can't believe you're going to walk away	0:58:38	0:58:40
from the best thing that ever happened to you.	0:58:40	0:58:42
What choice do I have?	0:58:42	0:58:43
She loves that... pretty boy, Prince Charming.	0:58:43	0:58:46
Aw, come on, now. Is he really that good-looking?	0:58:46	0:58:49
-STEPSISTER: -Are you kidding? He's gorgeous!	0:58:49	0:58:52
He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels.	0:58:52	0:58:54
Oh, he sounds dreamy.	0:58:54	0:58:57
You know, shockingly,	0:58:57	0:58:58
this isn't making me feel any better.	0:58:58	0:59:01
SIGHS	0:59:01	0:59:02
Look, guys, it's for the best.	0:59:02	0:59:06
Mom and Dad approve,	0:59:06	0:59:07
and Fiona gets the man she's always dreamed of.	0:59:07	0:59:11
Everybody wins.	0:59:11	0:59:14
Except for you.	0:59:14	0:59:15
I don't get it, Shrek.	0:59:15	0:59:18
You love Fiona.	0:59:18	0:59:19
Aye.	0:59:19	0:59:21
And that's why I have to let her go.	0:59:21	0:59:23
-KING HAROLD: -Um, excuse me?	0:59:23	0:59:25
Is she here?	0:59:25	0:59:27
She's, er... in the back.	0:59:27	0:59:29
Oh, hello again.	0:59:31	0:59:32
CHUCKLES	0:59:32	0:59:33
Uh, Fairy Godmother, Charming...	0:59:35	0:59:38
Oh, you better have a good reason	0:59:38	0:59:40
for dragging us down here, Harold.	0:59:40	0:59:42
-STAMMERING -Well...	0:59:42	0:59:43
I'm afraid Fiona isn't really warming up to Prince Charming.	0:59:43	0:59:48
Um, FYI - not my fault.	0:59:48	0:59:50
No, of course it's not, dear.	0:59:50	0:59:51
I mean, how charming can I be	0:59:51	0:59:53
when I have to pretend I'm that dreadful ogre?	0:59:53	0:59:56
No, no, it's nobody's fault. Um, perhaps it's best	0:59:56	0:59:59
-if we just call the whole thing off, OK? -What?! -What?!	0:59:59	1:00:02
I mean, you can't force someone to fall in love.	1:00:02	1:00:06
I beg to differ. I do it all the time.	1:00:06	1:00:09
Have Fiona drink this, and she'll fall in love	1:00:09	1:00:12
with the first man she kisses...	1:00:12	1:00:14
which will be Charming.	1:00:14	1:00:15
-Uh...no. -What did you say?	1:00:15	1:00:19
-I-I can't! I won't do it. -Oh, yes, you will!	1:00:19	1:00:22
If you remember, I helped you	1:00:22	1:00:24
with your happily ever after.	1:00:24	1:00:26
And I can take it away just as easily.	1:00:26	1:00:30
Is that what you want?	1:00:30	1:00:32
Is it?	1:00:32	1:00:33
-N...No. -Good boy.	1:00:33	1:00:36
Now, we have to go.	1:00:36	1:00:38
I need to do Charming's hair before the ball. He's hopeless.	1:00:38	1:00:41
He can never get to the back.	1:00:41	1:00:43
You need someone to do the back of your hair.	1:00:43	1:00:45
Oh! Thank you, Mother.	1:00:45	1:00:47
DONKEY: Mother?!	1:00:47	1:00:48
Uh, Mary!	1:00:48	1:00:50
A talking horse!	1:00:50	1:00:52
The ogre!	1:00:52	1:00:53
Oh, stop them! Thieves!	1:00:54	1:00:57
Bandits! Stop them!	1:00:57	1:00:59
ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab,	1:00:59	1:01:02
and it's gluteus to the maximus here	1:01:02	1:01:04
at tonight's Far Far Away royal ball blowout.	1:01:04	1:01:07
The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop	1:01:07	1:01:09
pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey!	1:01:09	1:01:12
Everyone who's anyone has turned out	1:01:12	1:01:14
to honour Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.	1:01:14	1:01:16
And oh, my!	1:01:16	1:01:17
The outfits look gorgeous.	1:01:17	1:01:19
Look! Hansel and Gretel.	1:01:19	1:01:20
Oh. What the heck are the crumbs for?	1:01:20	1:01:22
And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina.	1:01:22	1:01:26
Oh, aren't they adorable?	1:01:26	1:01:27
Whoa! THUMBELINA SCREAMS	1:01:27	1:01:28
Here comes... Sleeping Beauty!	1:01:28	1:01:31
Oh! Tired old thing!	1:01:31	1:01:32
Oh! Who's this?	1:01:33	1:01:35
Who's this? Who is this?	1:01:35	1:01:37
Oh! It's the one... It's the only...	1:01:37	1:01:40
It's the Fairy Godmother!	1:01:40	1:01:41
CHEERING	1:01:41	1:01:42
Hello, Far Far Away.	1:01:42	1:01:46
Can I get a "whoop-whoop"?	1:01:46	1:01:48
CROWD: Whoop-whoop!	1:01:48	1:01:50
May all your endings be happy, and...	1:01:50	1:01:53
-LAUGHING: -Well, you know the rest.	1:01:53	1:01:56
ANNOUNCER: We'll be right back	1:01:56	1:01:58
with the Royal Far Far Away ball after these messages.	1:01:58	1:02:01
I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears.	1:02:01	1:02:04
Flip over to Wheel Of Torture.	1:02:04	1:02:06
I'm not flipping anywhere, sir,	1:02:06	1:02:08
until I see Shrek and Fiona.	1:02:08	1:02:09
Bah! Wizards on you guys.	1:02:09	1:02:11
Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing.	1:02:11	1:02:13
No, no, to your left.	1:02:13	1:02:15
Your left!	1:02:15	1:02:17
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on "Knights."	1:02:18	1:02:20
SIREN BLARES	1:02:20	1:02:21
Ah! Now here's a good show.	1:02:21	1:02:22
We got a white bronco heading east	1:02:22	1:02:24
into the forest. Requesting backup.	1:02:24	1:02:26
It's time for the men in steel to teach these mammals	1:02:26	1:02:29
their attitude just won't fly.	1:02:29	1:02:30
All right! Freeze!	1:02:30	1:02:33
Let me go! Ow! Police brutality!	1:02:33	1:02:35
Come on. Stop struggling.	1:02:35	1:02:37
-I have to talk to Princess Fiona. -I warned you...	1:02:37	1:02:40
GROANS Will they get away with it?	1:02:40	1:02:42
Or did someone let the cat out of the bag?	1:02:42	1:02:44
-You capitalist... -YEOWLING	1:02:44	1:02:47
Oh! Oh! Get it off! Get it off!	1:02:47	1:02:49
-Catnip. -That's not mine.	1:02:49	1:02:53
I have to find Princess Fiona.	1:02:53	1:02:55
-Come on, guy. -Tell 'em! Shrek! I'm her husband, Shrek! -Nice.	1:02:55	1:02:59
DOOR CLANGS Quick, rewind it!	1:02:59	1:03:03
Shrek! I'm her husband, Shrek! Ow! Ow!	1:03:03	1:03:05
KNOCKING	1:03:30	1:03:32
Darling?	1:03:32	1:03:34
Ah! I thought I might find you here.	1:03:34	1:03:36
How about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball?	1:03:36	1:03:40
-I'm not going. -But-but the whole kingdom's turned out	1:03:40	1:03:43
-to celebrate your marriage. -There's just one problem.	1:03:43	1:03:47
That's not my husband.	1:03:47	1:03:48
I mean, look at him!	1:03:50	1:03:52
Yes, he is a bit different,	1:03:53	1:03:55
but, er, people change for the ones they love.	1:03:55	1:03:58
You'd be surprised how much I changed for your mother.	1:03:58	1:04:01
Change?!	1:04:01	1:04:02
He's completely lost his mind.	1:04:02	1:04:05
Darling, why not come down to the ball	1:04:05	1:04:07
and give him another chance?	1:04:07	1:04:09
I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek.	1:04:09	1:04:11
But it's the old one I fell in love with, Dad.	1:04:11	1:04:16
I'd give anything to have him back.	1:04:16	1:04:18
Uh, darling, that's mine.	1:04:20	1:04:23
Decaf.	1:04:23	1:04:24
Otherwise, I'm up all night.	1:04:24	1:04:25
SHE SIGHS	1:04:31	1:04:32
Thanks.	1:04:32	1:04:34
FAINT SHOUTING	1:04:37	1:04:40
..And what about my Miranda rights?	1:04:40	1:04:42
You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent.	1:04:42	1:04:44
Nobody said I have the right to remain silent.	1:04:44	1:04:46
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.	1:04:46	1:04:50
What you lack is the capacity.	1:04:50	1:04:52
I must hold on before, I, too, go totally mad.	1:04:52	1:04:55
PINOCCHIO: Shrek?	1:04:55	1:04:56
Donkey?	1:04:56	1:04:58
Too late.	1:04:58	1:05:00
Gingey! Pinocchio!	1:05:00	1:05:01
Get us out of here!	1:05:01	1:05:03
GROANS	1:05:03	1:05:04
GRUNTS	1:05:04	1:05:06
Fire in the hole!	1:05:08	1:05:10
DULL EXPLOSION	1:05:10	1:05:12
MUSIC: Theme from "Mission: Impossible"	1:05:12	1:05:17
GRUNTS	1:05:24	1:05:26
SIGHS	1:05:27	1:05:28
Look out below!	1:05:28	1:05:31
Quick! Tell a lie!	1:05:31	1:05:34
-Uh...what should I say? -Anything, but quick!	1:05:34	1:05:36
Say something crazy like, "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"	1:05:36	1:05:39
I'm... I'm, er... wearing ladies' underwear.	1:05:39	1:05:42
MUSIC CRESCENDOS	1:05:42	1:05:45
Are you?	1:05:45	1:05:46
I most certainly am not!	1:05:46	1:05:48
It looks like you most certainly am are!	1:05:48	1:05:51
-I am not. -What kind?	1:05:51	1:05:53
-They're briefs. -Are not.	1:05:53	1:05:55
-Are, too. -Are not! -Are, too!	1:05:55	1:05:57
All right. Here we go. Hang tight.	1:05:57	1:06:00
SIGHS	1:06:00	1:06:01
DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait. Ow, ow. Hey, hey, hey!	1:06:03	1:06:05
GROANS Ow!	1:06:05	1:06:09
-MUFFLED VOICE: Excuse me? -What? Puss!	1:06:09	1:06:11
-Hmm? -Let me go? -Sorry, boss.	1:06:11	1:06:14
Quit messing around. We've got to stop that kiss.	1:06:14	1:06:17
I thought you was going to let her go.	1:06:17	1:06:19
I was, but I can't let them do this to Fiona.	1:06:19	1:06:21
Boom! That's what I like to hear.	1:06:21	1:06:23
Look who's finally coming around!	1:06:23	1:06:25
But that's impossible. We'll never get in.	1:06:25	1:06:27
The castle is guarded, and there is a moat.	1:06:27	1:06:30
Well, folks, it looks like	1:06:30	1:06:31
we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.	1:06:31	1:06:34
What?	1:06:38	1:06:40
Do you still know the muffin man?	1:06:40	1:06:42
Well, sure. He's down on Drury Lane. Why?	1:06:42	1:06:47
Because we're going to need flour... lots and lots of flour.	1:06:47	1:06:51
Gingey!	1:06:56	1:06:57
Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man.	1:06:57	1:07:00
We've got a big order to fill.	1:07:00	1:07:03
DEEP LAUGHTER	1:07:03	1:07:05
-GINGERBREAD MAN: -It's alive!	1:07:05	1:07:07
RUMBLING	1:07:07	1:07:09
INDISTINCT TALKING	1:07:09	1:07:12
GASPING	1:07:12	1:07:13
Run, run, run! As fast as you can.	1:07:16	1:07:19
SCREAMING	1:07:21	1:07:23
DEEP LAUGHTER	1:07:23	1:07:25
Go, baby, go!	1:07:25	1:07:27
There it is, Mungo.	1:07:29	1:07:30
To the castle.	1:07:30	1:07:32
No, no, no, no, no, you great stupid pastry.	1:07:32	1:07:35
-Yum. -Come on.	1:07:35	1:07:36
SCREAMING	1:07:36	1:07:39
GROANS	1:07:39	1:07:43
Mungo, down here. Look at the pony.	1:07:43	1:07:45
Oh, ah...	1:07:45	1:07:48
That's right, follow the pretty pony.	1:07:48	1:07:50
Pretty pony wants to play at the castle.	1:07:50	1:07:52
Pretty pony.	1:07:52	1:07:55
Ladies and gentlemen,	1:07:55	1:07:57
presenting Princess Fiona	1:07:57	1:08:00
and her new husband, Prince Shrek.	1:08:00	1:08:03
Shrek, what are you doing?	1:08:05	1:08:07
I'm just playing the part, Fiona.	1:08:07	1:08:09
Is that glitter on your lips?	1:08:09	1:08:12
Mm, cherry-flavoured. Want to taste?	1:08:12	1:08:14
Urgh!	1:08:14	1:08:15
-What is with you? -But, muffin cake...	1:08:15	1:08:18
-SNAPS -C minor, put it in C minor.	1:08:21	1:08:23
PLAYS SOFTLY	1:08:23	1:08:24
Ladies and gentlemen...	1:08:24	1:08:25
APPLAUDING	1:08:25	1:08:28
..I'd like to dedicate this song to...	1:08:28	1:08:31
Princess Fiona, and Prince Shrek.	1:08:31	1:08:35
Fiona, my princess,	1:08:35	1:08:36
will you honour me with a dance?	1:08:36	1:08:39
# Where have all the good men gone	1:08:39	1:08:44
-# And where are all the gods... # -CROWD: Dance! Dance! Dance!	1:08:44	1:08:49
# Where's the streetwise Hercules	1:08:49	1:08:53
# To fight the rising odds... #	1:08:53	1:08:55
CHEERING	1:08:55	1:08:57
# ..Isn't there a white knight... #	1:08:57	1:08:59
-Since when do YOU dance? -Fiona, my dearest.	1:08:59	1:09:01
If there's one thing I know,	1:09:01	1:09:03
it's that love is full of surprises.	1:09:03	1:09:06
# ..Late at night, I toss and I turn	1:09:06	1:09:09
# And I dream of what I need... #	1:09:09	1:09:15
Hit it!	1:09:15	1:09:16
# Oh!	1:09:16	1:09:19
# Ah!	1:09:19	1:09:20
# I need a hero... #	1:09:20	1:09:22
All right, big fella, let's crash this party.	1:09:22	1:09:25
-# He's gotta be strong... # -Fire the catapult!	1:09:25	1:09:28
# And he's gotta be fast	1:09:28	1:09:30
# And he's gotta be fresh from the fight... #	1:09:30	1:09:32
-Brace yourselves. -# ..I need a hero... #	1:09:32	1:09:34
Ooh, pretty.	1:09:34	1:09:35
# ..I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light	1:09:35	1:09:38
# He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon	1:09:38	1:09:40
# And he's gotta be	1:09:40	1:09:42
-# Larger than life... # -Not the gumdrop button!	1:09:42	1:09:44
# Larger than life... #	1:09:44	1:09:47
YELLING	1:09:47	1:09:49
Incoming!	1:09:50	1:09:52
LAUGHS All right!	1:09:53	1:09:55
# ..Somewhere after midnight	1:09:58	1:09:59
# In my wildest fantasy... #	1:09:59	1:10:03
Go, Mungo! go!	1:10:03	1:10:05
# ..Somewhere just beyond my reach	1:10:05	1:10:06
# There's someone reaching back for me... #	1:10:06	1:10:08
Man the cauldron!	1:10:08	1:10:10
# ..Racing on the thunder	1:10:10	1:10:12
# And rising with the heat... #	1:10:12	1:10:15
After you, Mungo.	1:10:15	1:10:17
# ..It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet... #	1:10:17	1:10:20
That's it! Heave, ho!	1:10:20	1:10:23
Watch out.	1:10:23	1:10:24
GROANING	1:10:24	1:10:26
Shrek!	1:10:26	1:10:28
More heat, less foam.	1:10:31	1:10:33
# ..Up where the mountains meet the heavens above	1:10:33	1:10:36
# Out where the lightning splits the sea	1:10:36	1:10:39
# I could swear there was someone somewhere	1:10:39	1:10:41
-# Watching me... # -GROWLING	1:10:41	1:10:43
Heave! Ho!	1:10:43	1:10:46
# ..Through the chill and the rain	1:10:46	1:10:48
# The storm and the flood	1:10:48	1:10:51
-# I can feel his approach... # -No!	1:10:51	1:10:53
-# ..Like the fire in my blood... # -No!	1:10:53	1:10:56
MUSIC CONTINUES	1:11:05	1:11:07
-WHISTLES -Come on!	1:11:22	1:11:24
CHEERING	1:11:24	1:11:25
Oh, no!	1:11:25	1:11:26
Be...good.	1:11:26	1:11:30
GRUNTING	1:11:30	1:11:33
# ..I need a hero	1:11:33	1:11:35
# I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light	1:11:35	1:11:39
# And he's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon	1:11:39	1:11:42
# And he's gotta be larger than life... #	1:11:42	1:11:45
Puss!	1:11:47	1:11:48
Go, go. Your lady needs you. Go!	1:11:51	1:11:54
Today, I repay my debt.	1:11:57	1:11:59
SHOUTING	1:11:59	1:12:01
SHOUTING STOPS	1:12:01	1:12:03
-Oh... -Ah...	1:12:04	1:12:06
-GROWLS -En garde!	1:12:06	1:12:08
GRUNTING	1:12:08	1:12:11
# ..Oh, he's gotta be strong	1:12:11	1:12:14
# And he's gotta be fast	1:12:14	1:12:15
# And he's gotta be fresh from the fight	1:12:15	1:12:18
# I need a hero! #	1:12:18	1:12:20
Stop!	1:12:20	1:12:21
GASPING	1:12:21	1:12:22
NEIGHING	1:12:22	1:12:24
Hey, you.	1:12:26	1:12:27
Back away from my wife.	1:12:27	1:12:29
-Shrek? -CROWD GASPING	1:12:29	1:12:31
You couldn't just go back	1:12:31	1:12:33
to your swamp and leave well enough alone.	1:12:33	1:12:36
-Now! -Pigs on blanket.	1:12:36	1:12:38
I'm going to die!	1:12:39	1:12:40
Pinocchio, get the wand.	1:12:40	1:12:42
I see London, I see France...	1:12:42	1:12:44
YELLING	1:12:44	1:12:46
I'm a real boy!	1:12:48	1:12:49
GRUNTING	1:12:49	1:12:51
YELLING	1:12:51	1:12:52
BLOWING	1:12:52	1:12:54
GRUNTING	1:12:54	1:12:56
DONKEY: Pig!	1:12:58	1:13:00
-GINGERBREAD MAN: -Donkey!	1:13:00	1:13:02
GRUNTING	1:13:02	1:13:04
I'm a real boy! ah!	1:13:05	1:13:07
Oh...	1:13:07	1:13:09
Ha!	1:13:10	1:13:12
That's mine! That's mine!	1:13:12	1:13:13
Pray for mercy from Puss.	1:13:17	1:13:19
And Donkey.	1:13:19	1:13:20
She's taken the potion. Kiss her now!	1:13:20	1:13:23
No!	1:13:26	1:13:29
Hi-yah!	1:13:44	1:13:46
GASPS	1:13:46	1:13:48
-Fiona... -Shrek.	1:13:48	1:13:51
Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion.	1:13:51	1:13:55
Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.	1:13:55	1:13:59
-PRINCE CHARMING: -Mommy! -Mommy?	1:13:59	1:14:01
I told you -	1:14:02	1:14:04
ogres don't live	1:14:04	1:14:07
happily ever after!	1:14:07	1:14:11
-Harold! -Shrek! -No!	1:14:11	1:14:13
GASPS	1:14:16	1:14:17
Oh...	1:14:17	1:14:19
Ha!	1:14:19	1:14:21
FIONA SOBS	1:14:29	1:14:31
Oh... Dad.	1:14:31	1:14:33
CRYING	1:14:33	1:14:36
-Is he...? -Yup.	1:14:36	1:14:38
RIBBIT!	1:14:38	1:14:40
He croaked.	1:14:40	1:14:42
-Harold? -Dad?	1:14:43	1:14:46
I'd hoped you'd never see me like this.	1:14:46	1:14:49
Hey, and he gave you a hard time.	1:14:49	1:14:51
-Donkey... -No, no, he's right. I'm sorry.	1:14:51	1:14:54
To both of you.	1:14:54	1:14:56
I only wanted what was best for Fiona.	1:14:56	1:14:59
But I can see now,	1:14:59	1:15:01
she already has it.	1:15:01	1:15:04
Shrek, Fiona...	1:15:04	1:15:06
will you accept an old frog's apologies,	1:15:06	1:15:10
and my blessing?	1:15:10	1:15:13
-Harold... -I'm sorry, Lillian.	1:15:13	1:15:16
I just wish I could be the man you deserve.	1:15:16	1:15:19
You're more that man today than you ever were.	1:15:20	1:15:24
Warts and all.	1:15:24	1:15:25
RIBBIT!	1:15:25	1:15:27
BELL TOLLS	1:15:27	1:15:29
-Boss, the happily ever after potion. -Midnight.	1:15:29	1:15:33
Fiona, is this what you want,	1:15:33	1:15:37
to be this way forever?	1:15:37	1:15:39
What?	1:15:39	1:15:40
Cos if you kiss me now, we can stay like this.	1:15:40	1:15:45
You'd do that... for me?	1:15:45	1:15:49
Yes.	1:15:49	1:15:50
BELL TOLLING	1:15:50	1:15:52
I want what any princess wants -	1:15:57	1:16:00
to live happily ever after.	1:16:00	1:16:03
With the ogre I married.	1:16:07	1:16:10
Whatever happens, I must not cry.	1:16:12	1:16:15
You cannot make me cry.	1:16:15	1:16:18
TOLLING MIDNIGHT	1:16:18	1:16:21
GASPING	1:16:38	1:16:40
No, no...help!	1:16:41	1:16:43
Ow!	1:16:43	1:16:44
Oh, no.	1:16:48	1:16:49
SIGHS	1:17:03	1:17:05
CHUCKLES	1:17:05	1:17:06
Hey, you still look like a noble steed to me.	1:17:06	1:17:09
SHE CHUCKLES	1:17:13	1:17:14
Now, where were we?	1:17:14	1:17:16
Oh, I remember.	1:17:16	1:17:18
GIGGLING	1:17:18	1:17:20
APPLAUSE	1:17:20	1:17:23
Hey, isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?!	1:17:25	1:17:29
Uno, dos, quatro, hit it.	1:17:29	1:17:30
FIESTA MUSIC PLAYS	1:17:32	1:17:37
Puss and Donkey, y'all.	1:17:37	1:17:39
# She's into superstitions	1:17:39	1:17:41
# Black cats and voodoo dolls... #	1:17:41	1:17:43
Take it, puss!	1:17:43	1:17:45
# ..I feel a premonition	1:17:45	1:17:47
# That girl's going to make me fall... #	1:17:47	1:17:51
Here we go.	1:17:51	1:17:52
# ..She's into new sensations	1:17:52	1:17:54
# New kicks in the candlelight	1:17:54	1:17:57
# She's got a new addiction	1:17:57	1:18:00
# For every day and night	1:18:00	1:18:02
# She makes you take your clothes off	1:18:02	1:18:04
# And go dancing in the rain	1:18:04	1:18:07
# She'll make you live her crazy life	1:18:07	1:18:09
# But she'll take away your pain	1:18:09	1:18:13
# Like a bullet to the brain	1:18:13	1:18:15
# Upside inside out	1:18:15	1:18:18
# Livin' la vida loca	1:18:18	1:18:20
-# She'll push and pull down... # -Hello, gorgeous.	1:18:20	1:18:23
# ..Livin' la vida loca	1:18:23	1:18:25
# Her lips are devil red	1:18:25	1:18:28
# And her skin's the colour of mocha	1:18:28	1:18:30
# She will wear you out	1:18:30	1:18:32
# Livin' la vida loca... # Oh, she's livin' la loca.	1:18:32	1:18:36
# Livin la vida loca... # Take it one more time now.	1:18:36	1:18:38
# Livin' la vida loca	1:18:38	1:18:40
# Oh... #	1:18:40	1:18:44
Ow!	1:18:44	1:18:46
-PUSS: -Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish. -DONKEY: Break it down!	1:18:46	1:18:49
# She'll push and pull you down	1:18:49	1:18:51
# Livin' la vida loca	1:18:51	1:18:54
# She will wear you out	1:18:54	1:18:56
# Livin' la vida loca	1:18:56	1:18:58
# Livin' la vida loca	1:18:58	1:19:02
# She'll push and pull you down	1:19:02	1:19:04
# Livin' la vida loca	1:19:04	1:19:07
# Her lips are devil red	1:19:07	1:19:09
# And her skin's the colour of mocha	1:19:09	1:19:11
# She will wear you out	1:19:11	1:19:14
# Livin' la vida loca	1:19:14	1:19:17
# Livin' la vida loca	1:19:17	1:19:19
# Livin' la vida loca... # Do it one more time now.	1:19:19	1:19:22
# ..Livin' la vida loca! #	1:19:22	1:19:26
DONKEY: # All by myself	1:20:40	1:20:42
# Don't want to be all by myself any more... #	1:20:42	1:20:48
Amigo, we are off to the Kit-kat club.	1:20:48	1:20:51
Come on, join us.	1:20:51	1:20:53
Oh, thanks, compadre.	1:20:53	1:20:54
-I'm... I'm just not in the mood. -We'll cheer you up.	1:20:54	1:20:57
Find you a nice, er, burro.	1:20:57	1:21:00
DISTANT GROWLING	1:21:00	1:21:01
Hey, baby!	1:21:01	1:21:03
Whoo! Hey, that's my girl.	1:21:03	1:21:06
Yeah! All right.	1:21:06	1:21:08
Baby, where you been?	1:21:08	1:21:10
GROWLS	1:21:10	1:21:11
I'm sorry, too. I should have stayed, but Shrek had this thing he had	1:21:11	1:21:14
to do, and, er... What? Say it one more time.	1:21:14	1:21:16
What are you talking about? Are you serious? GASPS	1:21:16	1:21:19
LAUGHING	1:21:19	1:21:20
-Papa. -SCREAMS	1:21:20	1:21:23
LAUGHING	1:21:23	1:21:26
Look at our little mutant babies.	1:21:29	1:21:32
I got to get a job!	1:21:33	1:21:36

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