Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

Hello, everyone. We want to welcome a very special guest to our park today -

the President's daughter.

CAMERAS CLICK

-Hello, Alexandra. Where's your father?

-He'll be here.

I'll make sure of it.

Hey there, little Miss First Lady. I'm Dinky Winks, owner of this fine establishment.

-Ready to ride the ride and shrill to the thrill, spills and chills?

-Yes, I am.

Right this way!

Right behind me, the world-famous Whipper Snapper.

Guaranteed to make a grown man howl and chuck up at meal times. SHE YAWNS

Over on our left...

The Nerve-Wracker. Ooh, painful!

But fun.

On your other left is, well, my personal favourite -

The Vomit.

Now, we tell people not to ride it on a full stomach,

but you know folks - they just don't listen.

Eurgh!

But why bother with any of those?

You're here for my latest and greatest.

For your personal amusement and complete gratification, I humbly offer...

The Juggler!

-But is it fast?

-DINKY WINKS CHUCKLES

Is it fast? Well, let's see, shall we?

Riders are strapped into the bubble.

The hydro bar lifts the bubble high into the air...

MACHINE CACKLES

..and spins it round and round as fast as the US Government will allow.

The bubble spins, turns, flips and bounces.

FAMILY SCREAMS And then...

it juggles you!

ALL: Aaaaaah!

I want to go on!

I thought so.

Understand, the precautions are top-notch. Modified by yours truly.

I thought her father was supposed to be here.

The President has more pressing business than to spend an entire Sunday in a theme park.

No-one's that busy.

Have fun, kid.

We'll take it a little slow, just to make it fun.

MACHINE CACKLES

ALARM BEEPS

Mmm-hmm!

-Can't you get her down?

-Somebody's jammed the override.

Why, that little troublemaker!

BODYGUARD: Stay calm. We are the Secret Service. Everything is under control.

-There's nothing we can do, sir.

-What?!

-An agent will attempt to shake her from the precipice.

She'll fall.

Don't we have any smaller agents?

Bring me Agents SK1 and SK2.

Come on, let's move.

-We're ready.

-Use this.

-The latest gear.

-Do we get to keep them afterwards?

-N-No!

Well, yes of course.

Let's rock!

Are you sure they can handle this?

If not, there are two others who can.

Bring me Agents SK3 and SK4 as back up.

We got company.

Gary and Gerti. What are they doing here?

BEEPING

-Excuse me there, Squirt.

-Where did you get that?

Latest in electro-riser technology. With new composite materials in avionic technology.

-You don't know what I'm talking about.

-Gary, this is MY rescue.

We'll take it from here.

Greatest gear, my butt(!)

No! No, no, you'll just make it worse!

Now you've done it.

-Over here!

-Get away from me!

Alexandra, take my hand.

Back off. I want my father to come up here and get me.

But he's the President of the United States!

No. He's my father.

He was my father before he became President and he should still be my father now!

I want HIM up here!

Sir, we have a situation.

(She's got the transmooker.)

This is now a code red situation. Get her down now!

The point is, you and your father need to have a talk.

Up here may not be the best place.

Come with me and I promise the two of you will have that talk.

How can you promise that?

I'm Level 2. I can order him to talk to you.

-Hi, Gerti.

-What you doin'?

-I'm trying to stop the run.

-By disengaging the axis?

-Exactly.

Then stop what you're doing.

You see, the ride is designed to act as a giant magnet.

If you reverse the polarisation. Bye-bye, President's daughter.

See you around.

Come on.

Wait! I took this from my father's office this morning.

I'm sure he'll want it back.

-Careful!

-Listen, Cortez.

You take her down and I'll take this down. That way we'll both look good.

I'm not doing this for "looks", Gary.

CROWD CLAPS AND CHEERS

Thank goodness you're all right, Alexandra. I was worried sick.

Oh, boys!

I think this is what you're looking for.

She swiped it from the President.

Well, you're in big trouble this time, Missy.

Wait a minute. I promised her she could talk to her father.

She'll talk to him all right. We'll make sure of that.

KEYPAD BEEPS

-Promise me one thing.

-What?

No more rinky-dink assignments.

SPANISH GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS

So, you want the assignment, huh?

Your duties are assigned to you by the Agency.

Same as everyone, same as me.

It's just that we've learnt so much. Juni and I are capable of taking bigger assignments.

The Spy Kids Organisation is still new and if you're Level 3 or even a Level 2,

you cannot go on a mission alone. You need more experience.

OK, Mom. If you're looking for top secret information

just go straight to the source.

How did you do that?

You can't do that. There is no hacking in this household.

Oh, sorry.

Show me that again.

I know this hair thing is one of my weakest points,

but you know one thing, you're gonna look cool.

In fact, you're looking cool already, like me.

Like Pappy.

An it's kind...of...em-o-tional to me.

You know? Uh-oh - a knot.

HE MUMBLES IN SPANISH

There we go. Aha. You got it.

That's my boy. Last touch.

-You want me to tie for you?

-No. It's OK. Ralph can do it.

Bow tie, Ralph. And not too tight.

Thanks, Ralph.

Interesting. But...

you can never ever replace...me.

-Wow!

-Not yet, but I think the new upgrade comes in next week.

Well...

Only joking!

H-e-e-e-y!

Kids! Kids, kids, kids...!

Joking?!

Thank you.

OK, kids. This is a very important night for your father.

If he's named director of the OSS, be sure to stand up and give him a big hug, all right?

What if Dad doesn't win?

Well, then give him a bigger hug.

SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN

Yau Wing, Wei Ling, this is Danielle and Dionne Dean.

-Hello.

-Hi.

They created Info Week - an on-line training system for swapping international secrets.

-Oh, hey!

-Hello.

-Champagne?

-We can't have any of that.

-Sorry.

Something doesn't feel right.

-No wonder - you're buddy with the weird laugh's here.

-He does not have a weird laugh!

-We were just talking about you.

-Really?

WEIRD GIGGLING

-Wow! You look great, Carmen. Wanna dance?

-Sure.

I don't think that's a good idea, Gary.

Family rules say you need to ask my father's permission.

You should've had that suit tailored, Juni. It's bunching up around your gut,

And it makes your head look way too big.

You have to excuse my little brother. He's still upset about the juggler incident.

A good agent controls his temper.

Be glad my dad isn't here. He gets really psycho about this kind of thing.

Hi, Dad. Um, you remember Gary? He's in our organisation.

I was just asking your daughter for a dance.

Do you know how to dance?

-Very well, sir.

-What kind of dances?

-All types of dances.

-What about tango?

-Yes.

-Mambo?

-Fairly well.

-Rumba?

-Yes.

-Cha-cha-cha?

-Seven steps.

-Bossa nova?

-Mmm.

-Merengue?

-Of course.

What about waltz?

Yeah, I can waltz.

Show me.

Right.

THEY LAUGH

Something like that.

Right.

You can go to dance.

Watch your sister.

THEY STEP IN TIME

-Alexandra!?

-Yes.

What are you doing in there?

-Dancing.

-Do you always get this many secret service around?

My dad's idea.

He's got a little...

paranoid.

Well, would you dance with me?

No.

All right. Hold on a second, guys. Level 2 - break it up.

Why not?

I only dance...

ballet.

What an incredible coincidence.

So do I.

Well, Juni, I must say,

you're a man of many talents.

One tries.

GLASS CHIMES

Er, could you find your seats. We're ready to start.

I must go.

COMPERE: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

CLAPPING

Thank you.

"I am proud of the OSS and their newly formed Spy Kids Division.

"For their outstanding accomplishments yesterday, Gary and Gerti Giggles

-"not only saved my daughter..."

-What is he talking about?

-I

-saved her!

"..but more importantly, if not most importantly,

"they safely retrieved the transmooker device

"that my daughter accidentally took from my office earlier that day.

Now, it's my great pleasure to announce the new director of the OSS...

"Gregorio...

"Donnagon Giggles."

APPLAUSE

Gary and Gerti Giggles are the kind of agents we need to turn the OSS around.

I am proud to award them these Level 1 badges...

-CRIES OF DISBELIEF What?!

-..which will enable them to take on real missions.

-Something challenging like the...Ukata assignment.

-Yes!

I wanted that assignment. This is SO unfair!

I am proud to claim them as our organisations top Spy Kid operatives.

-Something's not right.

-..and I'm also proud to claim them, of course, as my children.

It is all wrong.

To our spy kids.

ALL: To our spy kids.

(To our spy kids.)

THEY SNORE

Sleepers.

They're heading for the transmooker device!

KNUCKLES CRACK

Take 'em down.

ALL: AAAAAAAHHHH!

Pull!

Get off, squirt!

Give me that back!

RUMBLING

HE GROANS

-Are you OK, sir?

-Yeah.

Juni, get off of him!

No! They took the transmooker device. They took the transmooker device!

PA: 'Will the following Spy Kid cadets report to psychic ability seminar...

'Mike R Davis and Daniel Devine.'

I had the transmooker in my hand, but you know Juni, he wanted to...

claim it for himself.

-OK. That should do it. Thank you, son.

-Right.

If that transmooker device falls into the wrong hands...

We're doomed!

Thank you, Mr President. That'll be all.

We're doomed!

Understood, sir.

TV: 'Now we return to Floops Fooglie.

'Starring Minion...'

Thanks.

I was fired.

I know...

I hacked into the OSS data files and saw the news.

It's probably my fault, I suppose.

-SIGHING:

-I'm sorry.

Well, I guess that's that.

Let's go to the tree house. I've got an idea.

TV: CLUNK!

I guess I can always set up a small detective agency out here or something.

You're thinking small again, Juni.

The old tree house...

It needs another helicopter pad.

It needs a paint job, is what it needs.

BEEPING

SECURITY DEVICE: Your name?

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Costa-Brava Cortez.

BEEPING 'Your name?'

Juni Rocket Racer Rebel Cortez.

BEEPING, BELL RINGS

You know, I'm kinda looking forward to retirement.

Get back to all the projects and dreams I left behind.

Oh, stop it, Juni!

Look, do you want your job back or not?

Let's write, "Reinstated Level 2."

-So now we can get back the missing transmooker.

-How?

Looks like Gary and Gerti are about to get briefed on the Ukata assignment.

-We should listen in.

-COMPUTER KEYS CLICK

-Is Ralph still at your office?

-If they haven't cleaned it out yet.

BEEP

Ralph, get to the Briefing Room.

We need you to spy on Gary and Gerti.

Make sure no-one sees you.

CADETS CHATTER

..there is a Bermuda triangle, of sorts, up the coast of Madagascar.

As you may remember, this is an area where some of our OSS cargo ships

-have been disappearing...

-Good boy, Ralph.

The survivors of these disappearances tell delusional tales of a mysterious island

populated by strange creatures.

Obviously, no landmass is located anywhere near there, so these tales were dismissed

and the agents...fired.

However, the magnet ship that captured the transmooker device

was last seen in this same area.

So, we need a small ship piloted by two small agents

to go in and take a closer look.

If you find anything out of the ordinary, you return, you report it back here.

BOTH: We accept.

You bet we accept.

Come home, Ralph. Good work.

It's an important assignment.

But Gary and Gerti have it and I'm fired.

And I'm reassigning you to the OSS.

-You're not hacking into...?

-Already done!

Level 2 status...reinstated.

Carmen, you can't do this!

I already did it. Let's take it one step further.

We're assigning ourselves to the Ukata assignment. I'll programme a new destination for Gary and Gerti.

Now, that, I gotta be a part of.

SECURITY DEVICE: State your name, please?

-MIMICS GARY:

-Gary Giggles.

It knows you're not him.

WEIRD GIGGLE

SECURITY DEVICE: Confirmed.

New destination?

How about...Gobi Desert.

-Stop it, Juni.

-What? Don't want your boyfriend to go so far away?

-He's not my boyfriend.

-OK, then!

-There.

-What did we just do again?

We're going to get the transmooker device back and clear your name.

We just have to solve the case before anyone find out what we're up to.

Are you with me?

OK.

Then let's go!

THEY GASP

So...?

Hello?

Hey, what are you doing up there?

-We thought you were somebody else.

-Who gave you a key?

Did you forget who built you this place?

Come down from there.

WHIRRING

I brought you all new gadgets.

Check it out - the very latest spy watch.

Total communication centre right there on your wrist -

cell phone, internet access, satellite TV - you name it, that baby will do everything,

but tell you what time it is.

-It doesn't tell time?

-No. There was so much stuffed into it, there's no more room for the clock.

-Cool.

-Are you sure these are new?

-We can't run around with outdated equipment.

-Close your eyes and hold onto your wrist.

I'm going to give you the one gadget you should always carry.

-A rubber band?!

-No.

It's a Machete Elastic Wonder.

-It's a rubber band.

-Yeah. But it's also the world's greatest gadget.

999 uses and the important thing is,

you have to figure out what those uses are...

-with this.

-He's right.

Use number one - a stylish bracelet.

Use number two...

-PINGS

-Aaah!

I'm going to make a fortune with these.

UPBEAT MUSIC

Are you sure this is going to work?

Just be cool. As far as anybody knows, you're back on the force.

-Hey, Felix.

-Oh.

How about your uncle?

I know. It's just easier to call you that. You don't mind, do you?

Course not.

Well, welcome back, Juni.

-It says here you were reinstated.

-Sure does, doesn't it?

He was fired and re-hired all on the same day.

OK. Let me bring up the case to the dragon spy 5.

Cake!

Set the clock.

Wow! You're looking good with the new gear, Carmen.

The latest stuff.

Very cool. We had that stuff weeks ago.

Here's what's really new.

Nanotechnology.

Everything you're wearing is right here on my wrist.

BEEPING It's super accurate,

and oh so light.

It even tell time.

-How did you get that?!

-It's all prototypes.

We can't run around with mass-produced gadgets - everyone's got them.

I always go with the prototype.

Sure they're a little...buggy, but I can deal.

I... I accidentally squashed him... on my way out of the OSS Building.

Sorry about that.

He was outdated anyway, so think of it as...a mercy killing.

JUNI GASPS

Gary and Gerti Giggles. You have assignment SEIKJU9. Good luck.

Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear.

Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.

You have the Ukata Assignment!?

Very nice. Good luck!

Thanks, Uncle Felix.

I'm not your uncle!

WHIRRING

Ah, nice sub.

SUB: Welcome to the Dragonspy DLX.

Seems like they get more and more sophisticated each month.

Everything is automated!

SUB: Now, vacate your nose.

Eurgh!

Little brothers(!)

Let's check our lunchboxes for...mission updates.

VARIOUS BEEPS

Sorry, Ralph.

You were the best spy on the force.

Juni, leave it alone.

He's dead.

Thanks to your buddy Garry.

-It was an accident!

-You like him AND believe him?!

-SHE SIGHS

-I don't like him...

that much.

Ah!

Gary's a bad guy, Carmen.

Maybe I know that.

I think I can change him.

I do not understand you.

And you never will.

French fries, sir?

Ow! Give me that!

Strange.

Tales of a mysterious island, disappearing ships, mysterious creatures.

And yet no information anywhere on the OSS cargo and the magnet ship.

What's Donnagon doing here?

He wasn't OSS director yet.

These are old OSS secrets.

And I know just the person who we can call for advice...

Floop.

Who?

What?

When?

Where?

# Who, what, when, where And why do I delight in?

# What do I intend to find?

# It is time

# Run around, jump up and down. Find another way to duck and hide...

# This isle of...dreams. #

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

Yes...

One moment, please.

C-U-U-U-U-T!

Who is it again?

AAAH!

Juni Corte-thhhhhh!

What can I do for you? I mean, you did so much for me.

Your robot counterparts are the surprise hit characters of my show!

Say hello.

-Hello-o-o.

-Hello-o-o.

Actually, Carmen wants a word with Mr Minion.

Oh! He's right here.

BANG!

Minion is practising a four-part harmony.

MINION HUMS You have one minute.

HUMMING CONTINUES

-Bueno.

-How you doing, Minion?

Things are a little floopy around here for my taste,

but...it's a living.

I need some information on your favourite subject - the OSS.

I need to make a call.

OK, you ready?

Ukata, transmooker...

The President's daughter is unavailable. Press one to record.

..Mean anything to you?

Smells like the work of Donnagon Giggles.

He had first contact with the transmooker technology.

You think Donnagon's behind all this?

You're talking to a man with four heads. Trust me, the guy's dirt.

What should we look for?

First, find the island.

-Then find the island man that would have been Donnagon's contact.

-OK.

-Thanks, Minion.

-Be a good girl and swat your brother for me.

Oh, I will!

BEEPING

-Something's wrong! Take the wheel.

-Gotta go. Good luck.

We're nearing the destination zone.

The place where all the disappearances occurred is right...

here.

MACHINERY STOP WHIRRING

We've been shut down!

Hold onto something!

All power is off. Even the emergency power.

My flashlight doesn't even work.

We're stuck, aren't we?

DISTANT RUMBLING

Let's get out of here.

Re-breathers.

-Re-breathers!

-We've got to do it by hand.

What next?

Nope. Hand?

Unbelievable!

Low-tech!

Here we go.

Should we travel light or heavy?

We may not be coming back down here - let's go heavy.

The latest suits?

We don't have much choice.

At least the masks work.

I think it's because they're valve operated. Not electrical based.

-It's so strange.

-Good luck!

You too!

Stay close!

BLASTS OF AIR

THEY COUGH

Oh great - I'm fat!

Was it supposed to do this?

It has an electrical automatic shut off which didn't work.

Luckily we ran out of air before the suits exploded.

Well, we can still laugh.

At what?

A whatever you can imagine Gary and Gerti are doing right about now.

VULTURES SCREECH

-Gerti, where are we?!

-Well...

according to our co-ordinates, we are...

-BEEPING

-..right...about...

-Ahhh!

-Oooh!

Camel poop?!

Someone's gonna p-a-a-a-a-y!

Cortezes.

BUZZ

I like your new office. It's smaller. Cosy.

Especially smaller.

-Oh!

-So many successful missions.

Amazing, isn't it?

-Remember this one?

-Oh.

-Which mission is that?

-Mexico.

Of course.

-Actually, that was the one mission we never accomplished.

-Wait.

Don't start with your parents again.

-Funny you should mention them...

-No! Mention your parents, is the exact opposite of funny.

-Doesn't it bother you that we never got their full blessing? You deserve another chance to show them...

-OK.

Invite them if you want, but I won't be here.

Tell them I had a...

I had to go on a mission - we're having a little problem on the moon.

My father loves the moon.

-You invited them already, didn't you?

-Mmm.

Define "invite".

-Cortezes?

-What?!

I have some bad news. May I come in?

-Certainly, sir.

-Yes, sir.

-Great.

Here he is.

Two of our Spy Kid operatives are lost on the Ukata assignment.

-Your children have that assignment.

-I'm sorry. How can we help?

-Actually, my children are safe...

somewhere in the Gobi Desert, I believe.

Ah... I'm sorry to say that Carmen and Juni are somehow the ones on the Ukata assignment.

-A computing error of some kind.

-Communications?

-None.

Their dragon spy ship doesn't show up on radar or satellite.

Greg, Ingrid, you guys risked your lives once before to save me.

Let me go now and personally bring your children back.

No. Thank you. Thank you, Donnagon, but respectfully, we have to do this ourselves.

-If you could provide tactical back up and surveillance support of your efforts, we'll leave immediately.

-OK.

Ah, Ingrid?

I know this may be a bad time, but, um...

..your parents are here.

UPBEAT MUSIC

You told me you were coming next Tuesday. This is a very dangerous assignment. You have to wait here.

-We want to help.

-Don't worry...

You taught me everything I know.

Yes...

but not everything WE know.

Of course not, Dad.

See you in a few hours. Thanks.

I still don't like him.

Juni, was that there before?

That wasn't there a minute a go, was it?

Are you kicking me?

I'm way over here!

I felt something against my foot.

There's something under me!

Come look!

I don't see anything, Juni.

Let's just concentrate on getting to shore.

OK... It's about 200 yards.

If we kick steadily at one foot per kick...

We'll reach it in, um...

..25 minutes?

I don't know. My calculator doesn't work.

BOTH: AAAH!

Juni, what did you do?

-The air is coming out of my suit.

-We're heading towards shore!

Travel heavy...

..good idea(!)

All right. Give it a rest.

OK, we're going to set up a campsite, put up the tent,

-build a little fire...

-And roast marshmallows?

-I can't believe this!

-What happened?

Nothing - that's just it.

That was supposed to make an instant campfire, and that - a shelter.

None of our gadgets work.

You mean, we're going to have to use our hands?!

Yes.

Ouch.

Big office.

Director of the OSS's office.

HE SNIFFS

(Big.)

HE SIGHS

-Did you find the source of equal or greater power?

-It emanates from the north side of the island.

-Have you located the island man?

-He's underground.

-Start digging. I'm on my way.

-Juni, let's check out the island.

-I've just set up camp!

See?

I sure wish Gary was here.

He'd want to find out who was behind all of this.

Oh, man!

All right. Let's go.

Wow!

This place is amazing.

Check out that rock!

Looks like a hotdog.

Huh?!

Well, I've seen enough. Let's go back to the beach.

-What?

-Listen.

I hear something humming.

WHIRRING

Somebody here has power. We need to find out who and for what.

SUB: Destination - Ukata. Estimated time of arrival, one minute and counting.

How fast are we going?

BEEPING 85 knots.

Well go faster.

With pleasure.

Faster.

Faster.

Can't go any faster.

-Faster!

-We broke the fast thingy.

FASTER!

FRANTIC BEEPING

-Oh!

-Ah!

Aaah!

All right. Now... Now what?

This is terrific(!)

This is just great(!) You really did it this time, Gerti.

Are you kicking me?

No. There's no-one here, cheese ball.

CREATURE GROWLS

BOTH: AAAAAAH!

CREATURES SNIFF

THEY GROAN

I'm going to zap that sucker to bits.

Come here.

GADGET SPLUTTERS

AAAH!

Wait!

Save it for the Cortezes.

Excellent idea.

I don't get it. I saw it go through this wall.

-What's your assessment, Juni?

-I'll feel better with food in my belly.

-I think we should go up there and check it out.

-Up there?!

-The top of the volcano?

-Yup.

Not even if my micro grapplers were working.

-Gary would be brave enough to do it.

-Nope.

Nothing you say can change my mind.

GROWLING

What did you just say?

I didn't.

SQUAWKING AND GROWLING

Race you to the top!

THEY GROAN

A volcano.

Juni, stay back.

It's not active.

-SQUAWKING

-Ah!

Juni!

What are you waiting for? Get me out of here!

If my auto-retractor was working, I'd get us both back up there!

OK, I'm going to grab your hand.

Oh! OK.

Ah! Oooh!

My cellphone!

Why did you stop?

-CREAKING

-Close your eyes.

Why?

SNAP!

-JUNI...!

-WHAT!

I'm sorry.

How long have we been falling?

I don't know. My watch doesn't tell time.

Best guess?

I'd say about three hours.

Feels like four.

How could you be eating at a time like this?!

-You know that tickling sensation you get when you fall?

-Of course.

That pretty much went away after the first hour.

-GROUND!

-Ah!

THEY SCREAM

-What happened?

-I don't know. We're floating.

-Who are you?

-Do you see something?

-Over there - hiding.

-What do you want?

-I want to get down.

I'm Carmen Cortez, special agent of the OSS.

I'm Romero. Sole inhabitant of this island of...Leaky Leaky.

Sole human inhabitant, that is.

-And you are?

-Tired and hungry!

Nice to meet you, Tired and Hungry.

-BOTH:

-Ah!

-Careful of my island!

Sorry. We just fell four hours. We're a little clumsy right now.

You weren't falling. It was an illusion.

Magic?

Science.

GROWLING, ROARING ECHOES

Quickly! We must get somewhere safe!

I'm a genetic specialist.

I needed a controlled environment for my experiments.

The creatures we've been hearing?

My experiments...run amok.

What happened?

I thought I would make a fortune from it.

Kids everywhere would have their own mini zoos...

right there in their bedrooms.

Miniature zoo?!

God's creatures at a manageable scale.

BIRDS CAW

ELEPHANT CALLS

Unbelievable!?

I called it Romero's Zoo -

Genetically Miniaturised Animals.

Lions, tigers, bears, penguins...

..monkeys.

MONKEYS CHATTER

Monkeys in a barrel!

Careful! Careful!

MONKEYS CHATTER EXCITEDLY

One day, I accidentally mixed up two or three different test tubes and created a new species altogether.

Romero's Zoo Too.

An entirely new miniature zoo.

Where each species is unlike any creature you've ever seen.

Horse fly?

Uh-huh.

Er....catfish.

Spider monkey...

Bullfrog.

CREATURE SNORTS AND CROAKS LIKE FROG

-Slizzards!

-Whoa!

-Stay away from those.

And so I started to think, "If only I could make them a wee bit bigger,"

you know, for kids with meatier hands.

That's where things went very wrong.

I applied a growth serum...

and they took to it all too well.

NO!!!

and I've been locked up in here ever since.

GROWLING ECHOES I'm afraid to go out there again.

They've tried to gobble me up on more than one occasion.

Why do they despise me so?

I created them.

Do you think... God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He's created...

..here on Earth?

Stop looking at me like that.

-I'm no loon.

-I'm trying to figure out why this island doesn't show up on our most advanced satellites.

I created a cloaking device to shield my island from curious eyes.

Anything electrically powered that comes within a mile radius instantly shuts down.

Any radar that passes over me is displaced, creating the illusion that my island doesn't exist.

Transmooker device.

How did you know?

Your cloaking device is highly coveted. People everywhere want to get their hands on it.

CHILD'S VOICE ECHOES

Are you sure we're the only humans here?

There they are.

Two children, judging by their size.

What is this?

It's a miniature of the island.

The centrepoint of the volcano provides a gravitational basis for which my miniature creatures

-can line up exactly to their larger cloned counterparts.

-So wherever your miniatures are on the model,

-that's where the bigger ones are outside?

-Correct.

You can keep track of their whereabouts this way. You see?

The two intruder children are being chased by a slizzard.

-Gary and Gerti!

-Leave them.

-We have to go help them!

-They shouldn't be snooping around my island to begin with.

-I'm with you.

-We have to help them.

I'm not going out there - I'll be eaten!

What a bizarre man.

-GERTI:

-Help us!

-GARY: Help!

-What are you doing down there?

Real funny, clown. Get us out.

We tried to activate our micro grapplers, but they didn't deploy!

-Nothing works here.

-Yeah, we know that now. Thanks for the update, carrot top.

-Come back. They need our help.

-Oh, I'll help them.

I want to get him back over here so I can push him back over myself!

-Hurry up!

-Come on!

Here, Gary.

Give me your hand.

Thank you, Carmen.

Here, Gerti. Give me your hand.

-Just wait till my father gets here.

-Your father's coming?

-Where are you taking me now, Carmen?

-Hold on.

Why are you still hiding?

-We're kids, not monsters.

-What's the difference?

Relax. They're OSS agents as well.

-Level 1!

-They're Donnagon's kids.

Agent Donnagon?

-You work for the OSS, don't you?

-I work for a man named Donnagon.

-Who is this guy?

-Donnagon's not interested in your creatures.

-Why not?

-The transmooker device that hides your island - Donnagon wants that.

-That's not as interesting.

Now that Donnagon's head of the OSS,

he has the power to take it from you.

-What are you babbling about now, Juni?

-The transmooker you took from the President's daughter.

-It was just a prototype.

-The real device is here on the island.

-It's more powerful, and can shut down all technology on the planet.

-Your father's on his way.

I think he's coming to pick it up.

You're all liars!

Do you think you're going to turn us on our own father?

-Did your dad tell you the mission you went on was a set up for Carmen and me?

-He has his reasons.

That's what being a good spy is all about - trust no-one.

"How To Be A Spy." We've read it.

Read it again. "A good spy makes no binding connections with family or friends."

-I don't believe in that, do you?

-To be a good spy, you better believe it.

My father's a great spy, so let's grow up.

Whatever my father's done, it's what it takes to play in the big world.

Like it or not. Come on, Gerti. Let's go.

He's right.

Oh, why can't you side with me just once?!

There are no sides. You're right and he's right too. That's what being a spy means.

-Well, I don't like it.

-Then quit.

-I will.

-Yeah, right(!)

DEEP RUMBLING

TAPS KEYBOARD

Donnagon was right.

Their Dragonspy doesn't show up anywhere on radar.

I'm not interested in finding the sub.

Remember the year I insisted on doing the children's' dental work...?

-Myself?

-How could I forget.

Well...

..I stored a non-electrical tracking device in their teeth -

my own invention -

but haven't been able to test it until...

..now!

-See, it works!

-Wow!

Hard to believe.

-But according to this...

-TAPS KEYBOARD

..they're in the middle of the ocean.

Above sea level.

But where they are on the map, there's no land mass.

Hoe can that be?

Now what?!

Something's got us.

-AAAAAH!

-What is it?

Your mother.

-Mom?!

-We wanted to join you.

Are you nuts?

We needed a bigger boat.

And we brought real food. None of that freeze-dried stuff you think so chic.

-Son-in-law?

-Yeah?

Make yourself useful.

-Why are you here?

-We wanted to help get our grandchildren back.

Ah!

We WILL get our grandchildren back.

Gracias. Oh, wait. You've got something on your lip.

-What?

-Got it.

Now, Mom...

Dad, I am a big girl now and I can take care of myself, OK?

Gregorio and I can take care of finding our children.

You don't seem to understand.

This isn't you and Gregorio simply saving the world again.

This time we all have much more to lose if you fail -

Carmen and Juni.

You cannot come with us.

It is too dangerous.

Oh, you mean, er...

we can't handle ourselves?

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

May I have my moustache back... please?

If Donnagon really is on his way...

..we have to destroy the transmooker.

-Where is it?

-The other side of the island.

Not easy to get to.

The journey alone is more dangerous than the transmooker itself.

I made sure of it.

Show us.

You're not going out there, are you?

We don't have much choice, do we?

-With those monsters running around?

-I don't believe they are. Maybe you shouldn't either.

-What should I believe?

-I don't know.

You're always in here hiding. Maybe they just want to be with you.

Be with me?!

They want to be picking me out of their teeth, is what they wanna be.

You gotta show them who's boss.

You're not afraid?

First thing you gotta do is...

..fall into this pit.

How does it work?

Supposedly they run magnetically.

We should be able to ride over a determined path.

We have to get the transmooker before they do.

Right.

SCREECHING

Slizzards! Oh, no!

This is cool.

SCREECHING

Juni! Juni!

I think we should get off now.

-Why?

-Trust me.

AAAH!

Jump now!

Gary and Gerti?!

I told you they were following us.

COMPUTER: You have one new message.

Message one.

Hello, Alexandra. It's me -

Agent Juni Cortez.

I'm on a mission.

I know I shouldn't be, but I have an idea for you and your father.

Simply tell him you need to talk to him. Tell him it's nothing urgent.

But someday it might be urgent,

and you need to open the communication lines right now.

So, give me a call. Love to hear from you and right now it's about...

Sorry, I forgot my watch doesn't tell time, and...

ALARMS BEEP

-CARMEN:

-Something's wrong. Take the wheel.

-Gotta go. Good luck.

-Juni!

-COMPUTER: End of message.

-Gregorio, the signal requires that you go around it.

-He won't listen to you, Mother!

He wants to make sure he loses the children again.

Listen to us and do what we're saying. You're tracking them all wrong. Ingrid, tell him

-he's tracking them all wrong...!

-Mom, Dad, I have told you before

and I'll tell you again. No backseat driving!

When Gregorio's at the wheel, no-one tells him what to do.

SHE SIGHS

Turn again.

Sorry.

You sure you're reading that map correctly?

The co-ordinates correspond to Carmen and Juni's current position.

These are my children...

and I will find them MY WAY!

Blah, blah, blah. I never understand a single word he's saying. Never.

Not only were we set up, but I bet Donnagon knew all along

that you'd hack your way into taking this assignment.

I was wondering the same thing.

Juni, open up.

Huh?!

-Aaah!

-Dad installed these trackers in case we ever got lost.

-Huh?!

AAH!

OW! Ah!

-Ow!

-Hurry. Take mine out.

And why are we doing this?

Ah, ah, aaah!

Aaah!

When we get lost, who saves us?

Mom and Dad.

Now if Mom and Dad also disappear, who's going to stop Donnagon from using the transmooker device?

-Donnagon wants us all together so he can destroy the island and all of us with it.

-Mom and Dad? Even Romero.

We can't let Mom and Dad find us...

..or Donnagon wins.

-A big sacrifice.

-Family is sacrifice.

What happened?

What did you just do?

HE TAPS KEYBOARD

We lost Carmen.

And Juni?

Juni's still on line.

I love you.

That can't be.

HE TAPS KEYBOARD OK, OK...

What do we do?

I don't know.

Maybe this is like the mission of the spies who didn't want to be found.

You know, if they don't want to be found, maybe their position is compromised.

Now, Gregorio, don't tell me you didn't have a back up plan.

Ingrid?

Was Juni wearing that charm necklace I sent him for Christmas last year?

He never takes it off.

Then we got him. I was worried about Juni's wellbeing,

so I put a tracer...

in his necklace.

There he is!

-Thanks, Dad!

-You sure you don't want me to take over the wheel?

I... That's funny.

That's funny.

RUMBLING

Back to work.

Where are we?

Well...

not far from the ante-chamber.

I think it's behind us.

CREATURE GROWLS

Maybe it's friendly.

CREATURE ROARS

Maybe it's not.

CREATURE ROARS

Let's go!

THEY COUGH

It's an underwater cave.

We'll have to go all the way round.

That will take all day.

There must be a faster...

CREATURE HISSES

Wow!

What is this place?

Do you think that's real gold?

Gross!

'This is so slimy!

-'I hate mould.'

-I can hear your thoughts!

'What?!

'Ah! And you can hear mine!

'Our mouths aren't moving, but we can hear what we're thinking.

'Say something.

-HE MOUTHS:

-What am I meant to say? 'Oh!

-Oh!

'How strange.

'We can only communicate by thought. Magic!

'Hmm... Think of something!

'Er... Your feet stink.

'I wonder...'

SHE SNIFFS

OOOH!

-JUNI LAUGHS

-OOOOH!

'OK, this place is really weird. Let's go.

'Good thinking.'

'Now, this is more like it.

'Treasure!

'Skeletons!

'Dead skeletons!

'Is there any other kind?

'This must have been where the pirate prisoners and treasure were kept.'

SMASH!

'This must have been a pretty special necklace for them die fighting over it.

-'One necklace to rule them a...!

-Put it back, Juni!

-'I didn't take it yet.

-I can read your mind, remember?

'This land is ancient and cursed.

'If you take anything, you'll doom us both! Let's go.'

'Come on! I think I've found a way out.

-'Which way?

-I don't know.

'You pick - right or left?

'Right.'

-'Wait a minute.

-Oh, no!

-'We went in a circle.

-What?!

'Come on. Let's try it again.'

'Come on, Juni! I know what we did wrong.

'We've got to go left.'

'Maybe I should put this back.

'Uh-oh! Where are the dead skeletons?'

CARMEN SCREAMS

'Carmen!'

JUNI!

-Help me!

-Huh?

Grrr!

Hey, bonehead!

-BONES CRACK

-Oh, no!

-Why is this happening?

-I don't know.

Wait a minute, you took something, didn't you?

No. You told me not to.

Why would I?

-PIG SQUEALS

-JUNI...!

Carmen!

-Wait!

-Ah!

I'm sorry.

-HIS VOICE ECHOES:

-CARMEN! CARMEN!

Oooh!

You too, huh?

Yeah.

Where's your brother?

-Did he get eaten?

-No.

He's out there...looking for Juni.

You know he squashed Juni's bug on purpose.

Yeah, I know.

Now he wants to squash Juni.

Don't you think we should get out of here?

-Oh.

-Mmm-hmm.

C-a-a-a-a-r-m-e-e-e-en?

I'm dreaming.

I am totally dreaming.

And I'm hungry too.

CREATURE GROWLS

Aaaah.

You like honey-roasted ham and potatoes, don't you?

That's what flavour this is.

High nutritious, packed with protein and essential carbs.

Everything a growing centaur needs.

CREATURE BELCHES

You're welcome.

SLIZZARD HISSES

SPIDER MONKEY GRUNTS

Well, well, well.

You're friend likes freeze-dried. So does mine.

SLIZZARD HISSES

All right, buddy. Let's kick their butts!

Ha ha! We're waiting.

Come on. Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni...

Whoa!

..so I guess I'll just have to bust you up.

We can take 'em!

Come on, buddy. We can take 'em on!

I think we can take 'em!

JUNI GASPS

Must try and help them.

Must!

So even if your dad is behind all this,

you'd still side with him over what's right?

Right? How do you ever know what's right?

Trust me, when the moment comes, you'll know.

GRUNTING AND SQUAWKING APPROACHES

I think that moment's come.

Come on!

Show them who's boss.

Show them who's boss.

I'm the boss.

I'm the...

SHEEP BRAYS OH!

HE SIGHS

NOW!

AHHHH!

Forward. Go!

Good spidy, you can do it. Yeah.

SLIZZARD HISSES

OOOH!

Oh.

GARY LAUGHS Your creature's lame.

So are you, Lame-o.

It's all over for you, squirt.

Too bad your dork sister's not here to cheer me on.

SKELETONS CHEER

HAA!

I don't want to hurt you, Carmen. SKELETONS GASP

Put it down, Carmen.

Put it down.

OHH!

OK.

All right.

Gerti, a little assistance here.

Don't look at me, brother. Fight a girl - you're gonna lose.

I'm siding with you.

Thanks.

But just this once.

Cortezes...!

You gonna help me or not?

HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRR

DONNAGON CACKLES

Well, there it is.

How do you know?

Cos it's big and weird and in the middle of the room.

Good point.

Careful, Juni! If you don't shut it down right, you can bring the entire world to an end.

-Thanks(!)

-I'm serious.

Well, we have to shut it down.

This...turns that off.

And that turns this off.

He said there's something tricky about the third switch.

-WEIRD GIGGLING

-Too late, Gary.

We got here first. Just stand up against the wall like a good boy and leave us alone.

Nice try, but we've got friends this time.

Romero!? What are you doing outside of your cage?

I have no idea.

-(Donnagon.)

-Hello, agents.

Warming it up for me?

You ready to co-operate this time, Romero?

-I, er...

-Good.

This should be plain and simple.

OH!

What did I do?

You started the transmooker.

You said three switches!

The entire world will shut down instantly!

-GARY: Good going, cheese ball!

-What do we do?

You must bind together the three toggle switches.

It won't stay up!

BOTH: Machete Elastic Wonder!

Here! Grab it!

RUMBLING STOPS

Give it to me. Give it!

Dad...

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Or else.

Give it to him, Carmen.

SQUEALING OVERHEAD

Where did it go? Where did it go?!

I don't know.

The spork took it.

Back to its...nest.

I know where the nest is, Dad.

I also have Romero's instruction book.

Hey...

-Brat!

-Come on!

It's just over that BIG hill!

Are you sure this is the right way?

Her watch has a GPS satellite, dope!

Wait a minute. How could this be?

When you took out the transmooker,

-the island cloaking device was shut down.

-What are we doing on foot?

Later, Romero.

JUNI YELLS

CREATURES ROAR AND HISS

There it is! Get up there, Dad. Come on!

OK. Magna men, I need a human ladder starting right...here.

-WHOOSHING

-Carmen!

-WHAT?!

-An agent's only as good as their gadgets(!)

They're heading for the beach.

CREATURES ROARS

AH!

CREATURES SNIFF

The kid was right.

-What are doing?

-Remote piloting our submarine to the surface so we can get out of here.

Put on you GPS and see where Mom and Dad are.

This can't be right.

This shows that they're right next to us!?

-Oh, no!

-That's no way to greet your grandparents.

-Come on!

-Grandpa!

Ah, Juni. Ha ha!

Come here, come here.

Always take this with you wherever you go,

and I'll always be there.

I promise, Grandpa.

-Not you guys!?

-Oh!

You don't want to be rescued.

You don't want to be saved.

It's all right. We thought you might... You might need us.

Talk to your father.

-Dad!

-Hey, Mom.

-Two spies who didn't want to be found?

-Yes.

-I like your thinking, but those spies do have a need for a mom.

-Thank you.

Hey!

I will always need you.

-Come on.

-Carmen Elizabeth Juanita?

-Come here with Pappy.

-OK, honey.

All right. Information.

-OK.

-Quick!

-We have the transmooker device, but we need to get off this island right now.

What do you think we're here for? Let's go!

We'll explain it on the way. You won't believe who's behind this.

It couldn't be any more perfect.

It better not be what I think it is.

It's all been taken care of, huh?

Get the transmooker device, Felix.

Sorry, Gregorio.

A little power goes a long way, doesn't it?

Reprogramme this one, Gerti.

I want to start by wiping the Cortez family from the face of the earth.

Felix, how could you?

I'm not your uncle.

But we treated you like family.

Donnagon said if I joined him he'd wouldn't get rid of me like he's going to do to you guys.

DONNAGON: Can't argue with that.

-Do you still have power in your watch?

-BEEPS

-Yup.