A Goofy Movie

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-WOMAN: -Max...	0:00:43	0:00:44
Max...	0:00:48	0:00:51
Max...	0:00:55	0:00:58
Roxanne?	0:01:03	0:01:05
THEY LAUGH	0:01:20	0:01:22
GASPS	0:01:31	0:01:35
What's wrong?	0:01:33	0:01:35
AAAAAAGH!	0:01:52	0:01:56
Hyuk! Aaaarrgh!	0:01:54	0:01:56
Aaagggh!	0:01:56	0:01:58
PHONE RINGS	0:02:04	0:02:05
Hello...?	0:02:07	0:02:10
'Max, where are you?'	0:02:09	0:02:10
PJ?	0:02:10	0:02:14
'You shoulda got here an hour ago.'	0:02:11	0:02:14
Oh, no!	0:02:15	0:02:17
'Maybe we should call it off.'	0:02:17	0:02:22
No way, man! It's now or never.	0:02:19	0:02:22
'Get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker.'	0:02:22	0:02:26
Hyuk! Mornin' son!	0:02:27	0:02:31
Dad!	0:02:29	0:02:31
Oops, I forgot.	0:02:31	0:02:33
KNOCK KNOCK! >	0:02:33	0:02:34
Hyuk! Mornin' son. Came to see if you had any...	0:02:34	0:02:38
dirty clothes...	0:02:38	0:02:42
Help yourself.	0:02:40	0:02:42
We talked about this.	0:02:42	0:02:47
I'll take care of it later.	0:02:44	0:02:47
-What's the rush? -I'm late!	0:02:47	0:02:53
I'll drive you in on my way to work.	0:02:49	0:02:53
I need the exercise.	0:02:53	0:02:56
Aw, come on, Max!	0:02:54	0:02:56
Oh, Dad, you ruined it!	0:03:03	0:03:09
Sorry about that. Who was he anyway?	0:03:05	0:03:09
Powerline - the biggest rock star alive.	0:03:09	0:03:13
He's no bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.	0:03:12	0:03:17
Everybody mambo!	0:03:17	0:03:19
Mambo, mambo!	0:03:19	0:03:25
There's no time! What if the neighbours see us?	0:03:20	0:03:25
Max, wait up!	0:03:25	0:03:28
You forgot your lunch. Have a good day. Mmmwwwaaahh!	0:03:28	0:03:32
LAUGHTER	0:03:33	0:03:35
# They've been laughing since I can remember	0:03:35	0:03:38
# But they're not gonna laugh any more	0:03:38	0:03:41
# No more Maxie the geek	0:03:41	0:03:43
# No more goof of the week like before...	0:03:43	0:03:48
# No more algebra tests till September	0:03:48	0:03:52
# No more looking at losers like him	0:03:52	0:03:54
# No more having to cheat	0:03:54	0:03:58
# No more mystery meat	0:03:56	0:03:58
# No more gym	0:03:58	0:04:01
# No more gym	0:03:59	0:04:01
# No more gym	0:04:00	0:04:01
# Gonna move to the mall	0:04:01	0:04:05
# Gonna live in the pool	0:04:03	0:04:05
# Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool	0:04:05	0:04:08
ALL: # Cos after today I'm gonna be cruising	0:04:08	0:04:11
# After today she'll be mine	0:04:11	0:04:15
# After today my brain will be snoozing	0:04:14	0:04:17
# If I don't faint I'll be fine	0:04:17	0:04:21
# I've got 40 more minutes of home economics	0:04:21	0:04:24
# Then down with the textbooks	0:04:24	0:04:28
# And up with the comics	0:04:26	0:04:28
# Just think of all the time I've been losing	0:04:28	0:04:31
# Finding the right thing to say	0:04:31	0:04:34
# But things'll be going my way after today	0:04:34	0:04:38
# She looked right through me	0:04:38	0:04:41
# And who could blame her?	0:04:40	0:04:44
# I need a new me	0:04:44	0:04:46
# Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof	0:04:46	0:04:50
# After today I'm gonna be cruising	0:04:50	0:04:56
# No more pep rallies to cut	0:04:54	0:04:56
# After today my brains'll be snoozing	0:04:56	0:05:03
# I'm gonna sit on my butt	0:05:00	0:05:03
# I've got less than an hour	0:05:03	0:05:05
# And when this is ended I'll either be famous...	0:05:05	0:05:10
# Or you'll be suspended!	0:05:08	0:05:10
# Just think of all the time I've been losing	0:05:10	0:05:13
# Waiting until I could say	0:05:13	0:05:16
# Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye	0:05:16	0:05:19
# Gonna party from now till the end of July	0:05:19	0:05:23
# Things'll be going my way	0:05:23	0:05:25
# After todaaaaaayyy... #	0:05:25	0:05:28
BELL RINGS	0:05:28	0:05:33
# I wish that this was the day	0:05:29	0:05:33
# After today. #	0:05:33	0:05:36
< LAUGHTER	0:05:37	0:05:40
Are you all right?	0:05:42	0:05:47
Yeah, I'm OK. I just, er... I was just...	0:05:44	0:05:47
< NERVOUS GIGGLES	0:05:47	0:05:51
Hyuk!	0:05:52	0:05:53
Ohhhh...!	0:05:58	0:05:59
BELL RINGS	0:06:00	0:06:02
I can't believe I did that!	0:06:02	0:06:05
She finally says hi, and what do I do?	0:06:05	0:06:08
I choke!	0:06:08	0:06:10
Hyuk!	0:06:11	0:06:12
Big...!	0:06:12	0:06:18
Where've you been, buddy?	0:06:14	0:06:18
Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?	0:06:15	0:06:18
If my dad catches me with this he'll kill me! Sure we gotta do this?	0:06:18	0:06:23
It's my only chance, Peej. To Roxanne I'm just a nobody.	0:06:23	0:06:28
But after today...	0:06:28	0:06:30
Bobby!	0:06:30	0:06:32
All this is for us?	0:06:35	0:06:39
Mmmm...	0:06:36	0:06:39
Slurpage!	0:06:38	0:06:41
This is gonna be so great, man!	0:06:41	0:06:48
Dude, need fundage, bro.	0:06:43	0:06:48
Yeah, right here.	0:06:45	0:06:48
Cheddar!	0:06:50	0:06:52
Aaaaooooohhh!	0:06:52	0:06:53
Cheddar Whizzy!	0:06:53	0:06:55
Mmm... It's pretty scrumptious.	0:07:02	0:07:05
Let's do it, ladies!	0:07:06	0:07:08
WILD CHEERING	0:07:08	0:07:10
As student body president,	0:07:10	0:07:12
I just wanna say yay to all of us for a really neat year.	0:07:12	0:07:19
Yo, Stacey! Talk to me, baby!	0:07:17	0:07:19
Also I hope you can all attend my totally amazing party next Saturday	0:07:19	0:07:24
to watch the Powerline concert on pay-per-view.	0:07:24	0:07:28
CHEERING	0:07:27	0:07:28
Thank you very much.	0:07:28	0:07:30
Now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.	0:07:30	0:07:34
SUDDEN SILENCE FALLS	0:07:34	0:07:37
Thank you, Stacey, and good morning, boys and girls.	0:07:37	0:07:41
Every year, on the last day of school,	0:07:41	0:07:44
several youngsters approach me and say,	0:07:44	0:07:47
"Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?"	0:07:47	0:07:52
"We don't want to waste our free time sleeping, visiting friends..."	0:07:52	0:07:57
Say, er, Roxanne, about Stacey's party..	0:07:57	0:08:01
How're you, er, doing there, Bobby?	0:08:05	0:08:13
Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doing it all for you.	0:08:08	0:08:13
This is nuts! I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this.	0:08:13	0:08:18
If my dad finds out he'll nuke my entire existence.	0:08:18	0:08:22
..Of the elements, or...	0:08:22	0:08:24
GIGGLES NERVOUSLY	0:08:24	0:08:28
I hope this works.	0:08:26	0:08:28
How about science slumber parties?	0:08:28	0:08:32
Huh?	0:08:32	0:08:33
Hey!	0:08:41	0:08:43
I'm not going to...!	0:08:43	0:08:45
AAAAARRGGHH!	0:08:45	0:08:47
LAUGHS	0:08:47	0:08:49
-POWERLINE: -# Some people settle for the typical things	0:08:49	0:08:53
# Livin' all their lives waiting in the wings	0:08:53	0:08:56
# It ain't a question of if Just a matter of time	0:08:56	0:09:00
# Before I move to the front of the line	0:09:00	0:09:03
# I watch you watching every move that I make	0:09:03	0:09:06
# You gotta believe that I got what it takes	0:09:06	0:09:10
# To stand out... #	0:09:10	0:09:12
CHEERING	0:09:12	0:09:14
# Even if I gotta shout out loud	0:09:14	0:09:16
# Till mine is the only face you can see	0:09:16	0:09:20
# Gonna stand out	0:09:20	0:09:22
# Till you notice me #	0:09:22	0:09:24
A little smokage!	0:09:25	0:09:27
Aaaaoooohhhh!	0:09:27	0:09:29
# If I can make you stop and take a look at me instead of walking on	0:09:29	0:09:36
# Nothing that I wouldn't do to get you to notice	0:09:36	0:09:39
# I was alive	0:09:39	0:09:42
# All I need is half a chance A second glance will prove	0:09:42	0:09:47
# I got whatever it takes It's a piece of cake. #	0:09:47	0:09:51
WILD CHEERING	0:09:51	0:09:53
Who is that guy?	0:09:53	0:09:56
# Till mine is the only face you see	0:09:56	0:10:00
# Gonna stand out... #	0:10:00	0:10:02
MUSIC SLOWS TO A STOP	0:10:02	0:10:05
-< -Hey, it's the Goof boy!	0:10:10	0:10:12
We're busted!	0:10:12	0:10:15
Goo-goo boojie boo-boo-boo!	0:10:19	0:10:22
Come on, smile!	0:10:22	0:10:24
Smiley-wiley!	0:10:24	0:10:26
Bbbwww-bbbwwbb-bblll!	0:10:26	0:10:29
Come on, Kimmie, give me a big...	0:10:29	0:10:31
CHOKES	0:10:31	0:10:33
DUCK SQUEAKS	0:10:33	0:10:35
SQUEAKING	0:10:37	0:10:39
SQUEAK	0:10:40	0:10:41
BIG SQUEAK	0:10:43	0:10:44
SQUEAK	0:10:46	0:10:48
Stop goofin' around! We got work to do.	0:10:48	0:10:51
OK, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.	0:10:51	0:10:54
Bwwwbbblll!	0:10:54	0:10:55
You're such a cute little girlie.	0:10:55	0:10:59
Come back and see me!	0:11:00	0:11:05
You have such a way with children.	0:11:02	0:11:05
You have such a way with children. Pah!	0:11:06	0:11:09
OK, now, who's next over here?	0:11:09	0:11:15
Let a pro show you how it's done.	0:11:12	0:11:15
OK, who's next over here?	0:11:15	0:11:18
Oooh!	0:11:18	0:11:20
Hello, precious!	0:11:20	0:11:22
DOH!!	0:11:22	0:11:23
You lucky woman...!	0:11:23	0:11:26
Come on, honey, it's picture time.	0:11:26	0:11:30
Peek-a-boo!	0:11:29	0:11:30
Cute!	0:11:30	0:11:34
Peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha ha!	0:11:32	0:11:34
Pete, you sure are good with kids.	0:11:34	0:11:40
They love me.	0:11:36	0:11:40
WAAAAAHHH!	0:11:39	0:11:40
PJ begged me to take him on vacation this summer.	0:11:40	0:11:46
Where are you going?	0:11:44	0:11:46
Camping.	0:11:46	0:11:47
Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the father-son bond.	0:11:47	0:11:53
Max'd never go for anything like that.	0:11:53	0:11:57
Gimme!	0:11:56	0:11:57
Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.	0:11:57	0:12:02
He might be running with some gang, stealing and causing riots.	0:12:02	0:12:08
WAAAH! GIMME!	0:12:07	0:12:08
Max wouldn't get mixed up in something like that.	0:12:08	0:12:13
HEAVY DOOR SLAMS	0:12:12	0:12:15
SECRETARY HUMS "The Death March"	0:12:15	0:12:19
I'm a failure.	0:12:19	0:12:22
A complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.	0:12:22	0:12:30
Uh-huh. Max, look.	0:12:27	0:12:30
It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a!	0:12:30	0:12:33
Oh, man... My dad is gonna squash me like a bug.	0:12:36	0:12:41
Hey, PJ, detention!	0:12:41	0:12:46
-< -Robert Zimuruski.	0:12:43	0:12:46
OK, I'm coming...	0:12:48	0:12:50
Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.	0:12:50	0:12:54
Heeeeey, Maz-uur!	0:12:59	0:13:02
What's up, bro?	0:13:02	0:13:04
Then my parents' air conditioning blew. It's gonna be like a sauna.	0:13:04	0:13:10
So my theme's gonna be Powerline Goes Rainforest. Too much?	0:13:10	0:13:15
Roxanne, are you listening?	0:13:15	0:13:17
-Ahhh! -CLICKS TONGUE	0:13:20	0:13:22
Stacey, no!	0:13:22	0:13:24
I don't wanna...	0:13:24	0:13:28
Talk to him.	0:13:25	0:13:28
A-hem!	0:13:26	0:13:28
A-HEM!	0:13:28	0:13:29
(Tap him.)	0:13:31	0:13:32
Gosh, I'm sorry.	0:13:43	0:13:46
It's OK.	0:13:45	0:13:46
I liked your dance.	0:13:50	0:13:53
Yeah...	0:13:52	0:13:53
..Yeah?	0:13:53	0:13:55
It's from Powerline's new video.	0:13:54	0:13:59
He's totally genius.	0:13:57	0:13:59
He's playing in LA.	0:13:59	0:14:03
Stacey's showing it at her party.	0:14:01	0:14:03
-Yeah... -Yeah...	0:14:03	0:14:05
Um, er, Roxanne...	0:14:07	0:14:09
I was sorta kinda thinking that maybe I'd, um...	0:14:09	0:14:13
ask you to go with me...	0:14:13	0:14:16
to the...party.	0:14:16	0:14:18
If you don't want to I understand!	0:14:18	0:14:24
Well, I was sorta kinda thinking that...	0:14:20	0:14:24
I'd love to.	0:14:24	0:14:25
-Yeah? -Yeah.	0:14:25	0:14:28
-Good! -Great!	0:14:27	0:14:28
-Terrific. -Wonderful.	0:14:28	0:14:31
-All right. -OK.	0:14:30	0:14:31
Let's not belabour the moment, now.	0:14:31	0:14:36
I'd better be going.	0:14:34	0:14:36
I'll, er, call you later!	0:14:36	0:14:41
OK, bye. Ohhh!	0:14:38	0:14:41
NERVOUS LAUGH	0:14:41	0:14:44
See? I told you men are easy to deal with.	0:14:45	0:14:48
Yessss! She said yes!	0:14:48	0:14:51
Waaa-hoooo!	0:14:51	0:14:53
Everybody mambo!	0:14:53	0:14:55
Ohhh!	0:14:57	0:14:58
Ooooh! It's not my break yet!	0:14:58	0:15:01
-< -Ohhh!	0:15:02	0:15:03
Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her!	0:15:04	0:15:08
Miss Maples, get that boy's father on the phone!	0:15:10	0:15:16
Right away, sir!	0:15:14	0:15:16
Hello?	0:15:16	0:15:22
Er, yes, Mr Goof, this is Principal Mazur.	0:15:17	0:15:22
I'm calling about Maximillian.	0:15:22	0:15:27
Max? Oh, my gawrsh! Is he hurt?	0:15:24	0:15:27
No, Mr Goof, he's in TROUBLE!	0:15:27	0:15:32
What kind of trouble?	0:15:30	0:15:32
-'Dressed like a gang member...' -Gang member?	0:15:32	0:15:35
'He caused the student body to break into a riot!'	0:15:35	0:15:42
Riot? Couldn't be my...	0:15:39	0:15:42
'I should seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child'	0:15:42	0:15:46
before he ends up in the electric chair!	0:15:46	0:15:52
The electric chair...?	0:15:50	0:15:52
What am I gonna do?	0:15:55	0:15:57
-WOMAN: -Blue light special on aisle three.	0:15:57	0:16:01
Blue light special on aisle three.	0:16:01	0:16:04
Lake Destiny.	0:16:20	0:16:23
OK, kiddo, now smile!	0:16:24	0:16:31
Lake Destiny, Idaho!	0:16:27	0:16:31
Lake who, what...?	0:16:29	0:16:31
Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the father-son bond.	0:16:31	0:16:37
Well, yeah, but...	0:16:37	0:16:42
I'm going fishing! Hyuk! With my boy!	0:16:38	0:16:42
Yeah. OK, precious, give me a big smile.	0:16:42	0:16:47
GIGGLING >	0:16:46	0:16:47
Fishing! Fishing! Ha ha ha! Whooo!	0:16:49	0:16:53
BELL RINGS	0:16:53	0:16:55
Cool concert, lad.	0:16:55	0:16:58
What?	0:16:57	0:16:58
You wailed, bud!	0:16:58	0:17:03
Hey, Max, wicked dance!	0:17:00	0:17:03
Thanks!	0:17:03	0:17:07
Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.	0:17:04	0:17:07
Way to go, man! I just heard about you and Roxanne, you stud!	0:17:07	0:17:12
See? I told you our plan would work.	0:17:12	0:17:15
Max! Max!	0:17:15	0:17:20
Knock it off!	0:17:17	0:17:20
Maximum!	0:17:19	0:17:20
Max! Max!	0:17:20	0:17:26
ALL: Max! Max! Max!	0:17:22	0:17:26
Max! Max!	0:17:26	0:17:30
CHEERING	0:17:27	0:17:30
# A second glance'll prove	0:17:30	0:17:32
# I got whatever it takes It's a piece of cake	0:17:32	0:17:36
# To stand out	0:17:36	0:17:38
# Above the crowd Even if I gotta shout out loud	0:17:38	0:17:42
# Till mine is the only face you'll see	0:17:42	0:17:45
# Gonna stand out Stand out	0:17:45	0:17:49
# Stand out	0:17:49	0:17:51
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Stand out	0:17:51	0:17:54
# Till mine is the only face you'll see	0:17:54	0:17:59
# Gonna stand out Till you notice me. #	0:17:58	0:18:03
Going somewhere, Pop?	0:18:04	0:18:08
Sure are, pal-a-rooney!	0:18:06	0:18:08
Have a good time. Drop me a line.	0:18:08	0:18:18
This isn't just MY vacation. it's a vacation with me and my best buddy.	0:18:12	0:18:18
Donald Duck?	0:18:18	0:18:21
No, silly, YOU!	0:18:19	0:18:21
Are you OK, Maxie?	0:18:25	0:18:29
Wh-What did you say...?	0:18:27	0:18:29
A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together.	0:18:29	0:18:37
I'm gonna be sick!	0:18:35	0:18:37
I got a present for you.	0:18:37	0:18:40
You look like me at your age.	0:18:44	0:18:48
Don't say that, Dad.	0:18:46	0:18:48
I saved the best for last.	0:18:48	0:18:51
It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof,	0:18:52	0:18:56
and now it's yours, son.	0:18:56	0:19:01
-A stick? -No, silly,	0:18:58	0:19:01
a fishing pole.	0:19:01	0:19:05
We're going fishing?!	0:19:03	0:19:05
Just like my dad and me. Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny.	0:19:05	0:19:11
Away from it all.	0:19:11	0:19:17
I don't wanna be away from it all. I like "it all"!	0:19:13	0:19:17
We're using the same map me and my dad used.	0:19:17	0:19:21
We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.	0:19:21	0:19:28
It'd take weeks, Dad!	0:19:26	0:19:28
Exactly! Getting there's half the fun.	0:19:28	0:19:33
It's not gonna happen!	0:19:31	0:19:33
Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.	0:19:33	0:19:36
And our future. What the map says, Max, we will follow.	0:19:36	0:19:41
That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's this party I...	0:19:41	0:19:50
Parties are for when you're older.	0:19:47	0:19:50
At your age I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me NOW!	0:19:50	0:19:55
Great, Dad.	0:19:55	0:19:58
Hop in.	0:19:56	0:19:58
No.	0:19:57	0:19:58
All right, then...	0:20:01	0:20:03
I guess I'll just have to go all alone, that's all.	0:20:03	0:20:09
Just sit in the boat	0:20:09	0:20:11
all alone, and talk to myself.	0:20:11	0:20:15
All alone.	0:20:15	0:20:17
-I guess so. -Come on.	0:20:17	0:20:22
-No, Dad. -Just hop in!	0:20:19	0:20:22
No!	0:20:22	0:20:25
Come on, Maxie, go for it!	0:20:23	0:20:25
YELLING	0:20:25	0:20:30
Ready for take-off! Hyuk!	0:20:27	0:20:30
Set for adventure, Maxie?	0:20:32	0:20:37
Why are you doing this to me, Dad?	0:20:34	0:20:37
I don't want you going to the electric chair!	0:20:37	0:20:42
The electric chair?	0:20:40	0:20:42
I'm not giving up on you, son. We'll work this out.	0:20:42	0:20:48
But, Dad...!	0:20:47	0:20:48
No buts, Maxie, boy. Your old pop knows best.	0:20:48	0:20:53
But...	0:20:52	0:20:53
Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox!	0:20:56	0:21:00
-CRASH! -Goodbye, pile of broken wood!	0:21:00	0:21:03
Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams.	0:21:05	0:21:08
Goodbye, Roxanne.	0:21:08	0:21:10
Roxanne!	0:21:10	0:21:11
I have to talk to someone first!	0:21:11	0:21:16
Well...	0:21:14	0:21:16
Dad, watch out!	0:21:17	0:21:19
Make it quick, Maxie, boy. We gotta put some road behind us.	0:21:22	0:21:27
You get and cancel your first date in under an hour.	0:21:27	0:21:32
Must be some kinda lame-o record.	0:21:33	0:21:35
Grrrrrr...	0:21:37	0:21:42
Hi! Is Roxanne home?	0:21:39	0:21:42
Grrrrrr...	0:21:42	0:21:45
My name's Max.	0:21:43	0:21:45
Does...Roxanne live here?	0:21:46	0:21:49
Does she live on this block?	0:21:49	0:21:52
Wait!	0:21:51	0:21:52
Daddy, Max is a school friend.	0:21:52	0:21:57
Grrrrr!	0:21:54	0:21:57
Go on, good daddy.	0:21:57	0:21:59
Hey, Max.	0:21:59	0:22:02
Hi, there.	0:22:01	0:22:02
You wanna...have a seat?	0:22:02	0:22:07
Hey, er...	0:22:06	0:22:07
Grrrr!	0:22:11	0:22:13
Daddy!	0:22:11	0:22:13
He'll be better when you pick me up for the party.	0:22:13	0:22:19
That's sorta why I came by...	0:22:16	0:22:19
I'm really looking forward to it.	0:22:19	0:22:24
I was too.	0:22:21	0:22:24
Was?	0:22:24	0:22:28
Dad's on a stupid father-son kick...	0:22:25	0:22:28
Don't worry, it's just a dumb party.	0:22:28	0:22:33
I really wanted to go with you!	0:22:30	0:22:33
I understand...	0:22:33	0:22:37
My dad surprised me.	0:22:35	0:22:37
I'm sure I can find someone else.	0:22:37	0:22:41
Someone else?	0:22:39	0:22:41
I'll talk to you later.	0:22:41	0:22:45
Roxanne, er...	0:22:43	0:22:45
My dad is, er...taking me to the Powerline concert in LA.	0:22:45	0:22:50
He's taking you across country just for a concert?	0:22:50	0:22:54
Er... Well, you see... er, my dad...knew...knows...	0:22:54	0:22:59
knows Powerline! They used to play together.	0:22:59	0:23:04
< HORN TOOTS	0:23:02	0:23:04
Let's get this show on the road!	0:23:04	0:23:09
Just a minute...	0:23:06	0:23:09
you party...animal, you...	0:23:09	0:23:12
You're really serious?	0:23:14	0:23:18
Absolutely!	0:23:16	0:23:18
So...you aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?	0:23:18	0:23:23
Well, I guess...	0:23:23	0:23:27
I was hoping I could, er...	0:23:24	0:23:27
wave to you when we join Powerline for the final number.	0:23:27	0:23:33
This is incredible!	0:23:31	0:23:33
I wouldn't miss our date for anything NOT incredible.	0:23:33	0:23:38
Have a great time at the concert.	0:23:39	0:23:42
I'll see you on TV!	0:23:42	0:23:48
I'm in deep sludge.	0:23:45	0:23:48
Day one. Well, here we are,	0:23:57	0:24:00
out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood.	0:24:00	0:24:05
And heeeeere's Maxie! Hyuk! Say hi, Max.	0:24:05	0:24:08
Well, how about a wave?	0:24:08	0:24:13
Not now, Dad.	0:24:11	0:24:13
What a kidder!	0:24:13	0:24:14
Hmm...	0:24:19	0:24:20
Fun games I used to play with my dad.	0:24:23	0:24:26
"Road bingo, 20 questions..."	0:24:26	0:24:28
Let's play a game. You think of a name,	0:24:28	0:24:32
and I'll guess who it is. Man or woman?	0:24:32	0:24:35
Oh, man...	0:24:35	0:24:38
Man, huh?	0:24:36	0:24:38
That's a toughie. Er, let's see...	0:24:38	0:24:41
Walt Disney?	0:24:41	0:24:44
Right.	0:24:43	0:24:44
I'm good at this. Now, I'll think of one.	0:24:44	0:24:47
LOUD ROCK MUSIC ON RADIO	0:24:47	0:24:54
Oh, you wanna sing a song, huh?	0:24:51	0:24:54
Me and m'dad sang this one all the time.	0:24:54	0:24:58
# High hopes, he's got high hopes	0:25:00	0:25:03
# He's got high apple pie	0:25:03	0:25:07
# In the sky hopes...#	0:25:07	0:25:09
ROCK MUSIC STARTS AGAIN	0:25:09	0:25:12
# Whoops, there goes another rubber tree... #	0:25:13	0:25:19
ROCK MUSIC	0:25:16	0:25:19
# Whoops there goes another... #	0:25:19	0:25:23
ROCK	0:25:21	0:25:23
# Whoops... #	0:25:23	0:25:24
ROCK	0:25:24	0:25:24
Oh, great, Dad! Now we don't have ANY music!	0:25:31	0:25:35
It's not so bad. We'll have to entertain ourselves.	0:25:35	0:25:42
HEAVY SIGH	0:25:39	0:25:42
RHYTHM STARTS UP	0:25:49	0:25:53
WHISTLES	0:25:59	0:26:01
# Do you need a break from modern living?	0:26:11	0:26:15
# Do you long to shed your weary load?	0:26:16	0:26:20
# If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried	0:26:20	0:26:23
# Grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road. #	0:26:23	0:26:29
Come on, Maxie!	0:26:29	0:26:35
# All in all I'd rather have detention	0:26:30	0:26:35
# All in all I'd rather eat a toad	0:26:35	0:26:39
# My old man drives like such a klutz	0:26:39	0:26:42
# That I'm about to hurl my guts	0:26:42	0:26:44
# Directly upon the open road	0:26:44	0:26:47
# There's nothing can upset me cos now we're on our way	0:26:47	0:26:52
# Our trusty map will guide us straight and true	0:26:52	0:26:56
# Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday	0:26:56	0:27:01
# Though I may be in traction when I do	0:27:01	0:27:05
# Me and Max relaxing	0:27:05	0:27:10
# This is worse than dragon breath and acne	0:27:07	0:27:10
# In a buddy-buddy kind of mode	0:27:10	0:27:15
# I'm so mad I think I may explode	0:27:12	0:27:15
# When I see the highway I could cry	0:27:15	0:27:19
# That's funny, so could I	0:27:16	0:27:19
BOTH: # Just being out on the open road. #	0:27:18	0:27:22
# Howdy, boys	0:27:27	0:27:29
# Is this the way to Nashville?	0:27:29	0:27:32
# Watch it, Mac or you'll be gettin' towed!	0:27:32	0:27:36
# I'm in no hurry to arrive	0:27:36	0:27:39
# Cos I'll be turnin' 65	0:27:39	0:27:41
# The next time I see the open road	0:27:41	0:27:45
# Just a week of rest and relaxation	0:27:47	0:27:51
# And the odd romantic episode	0:27:51	0:27:56
# VERY odd!	0:27:54	0:27:56
# California or bust	0:27:56	0:28:00
# Look out, dirtbags, eat my dust,	0:27:58	0:28:00
# From now on I own the open road	0:28:00	0:28:04
# It's me and little Maxie	0:28:04	0:28:06
# My pipsqueak pioneer	0:28:06	0:28:08
# They're pardners forever Westward ho! Yee-haw!	0:28:08	0:28:12
# Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here	0:28:12	0:28:16
# To Beverly Hills 90210?	0:28:16	0:28:20
-ALL EXCEPT MAX: -# Every day another new adventure	0:28:20	0:28:24
# Every mile another new zip code	0:28:24	0:28:29
# The cares we had are gone for good	0:28:29	0:28:33
# I'd go with them if I could	0:28:32	0:28:33
# There are no strings on me	0:28:33	0:28:36
# I'm feeling fancy-free	0:28:36	0:28:38
# How wonderful to be...	0:28:38	0:28:41
# On the open roooaaaaad! #	0:28:41	0:28:49
GOOFY HUMS	0:28:58	0:29:00
HORN BLARES	0:29:05	0:29:07
Dad, you're gonna get us killed! Why don't you just give me the map?	0:29:11	0:29:17
No, thanks, son. Navigating's a big responsibility.	0:29:17	0:29:21
And you don't wanna spoil the big surprise.	0:29:21	0:29:24
We're going someplace pretty special.	0:29:24	0:29:27
Gawrsh! It's even better'n I remembered!	0:29:33	0:29:37
No, Mommy, I don't wanna go! Waaaah!	0:29:37	0:29:40
Yeah, fun. I'm just gonna wait here in the car.	0:29:40	0:29:44
Party-pooper! Come on, this is gonna be fun!	0:29:44	0:29:48
Howdy there, folks.	0:29:48	0:29:51
Lester's is proud to present	0:29:51	0:29:54
the Possum Posse Jamboree.	0:29:54	0:29:57
Here it is.	0:29:57	0:30:02
CHEERING	0:29:59	0:30:02
Oh, boy, just in time!	0:30:01	0:30:04
Howdy, folks!	0:30:09	0:30:11
Who's your favourite possum?	0:30:11	0:30:16
ALL: Lester!	0:30:14	0:30:16
Got us a seat right up front.	0:30:17	0:30:20
Let me introduce you to the posse. Beuford, Beulah, and Mordachai!	0:30:20	0:30:25
Hey, Lester, ready for yodellin'?	0:30:27	0:30:33
Sure am, Beuford!	0:30:30	0:30:33
# Gather round, my possum friends Come hoot and holler from the heart... #	0:30:33	0:30:38
This is pathetic.	0:30:38	0:30:40
# At Lester's Possum Park. #	0:30:40	0:30:43
Join in, folks!	0:30:43	0:30:46
It's yodellin' time!	0:30:46	0:30:51
EVERYONE YODELS	0:30:48	0:30:51
# Lester's Possum Park... #	0:30:53	0:30:57
LITTLE GIRL YOWLS TUNELESSLY	0:30:57	0:31:00
Yodel-ay-eeee!	0:31:02	0:31:05
# Don't you wanna be hangin' from a tree?	0:31:05	0:31:08
# We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always freeeeee	0:31:08	0:31:14
# Here at Lester's Po-Po-Po	0:31:14	0:31:16
# Po-Possum Park! #	0:31:16	0:31:20
YODELLING FINISH	0:31:20	0:31:22
HAPPY LAUGHTER	0:31:22	0:31:24
Hey! That's the ticket.	0:31:25	0:31:28
I'll be right back, my little possum pal!	0:31:28	0:31:31
My life's a living...	0:31:31	0:31:35
Hello, little buddy!	0:31:33	0:31:35
Who's your favourite possum?	0:31:36	0:31:41
Don't touch me.	0:31:39	0:31:41
Awww, why such a long face?	0:31:41	0:31:45
You're so sad!	0:31:44	0:31:47
I know! You need a big hug from Lester.	0:31:47	0:31:53
Don't even think...!	0:31:51	0:31:53
See? Now you feel all good inside.	0:31:52	0:31:58
Beat it, doofus!	0:31:56	0:31:58
KIDS SQUEAL	0:32:00	0:32:02
No, no, Dad, not that, please!	0:32:02	0:32:09
Here you go, sport. Let's get our picture taken.	0:32:04	0:32:09
Waaaaah! Waaaah!	0:32:09	0:32:16
You've got to be kidding.	0:32:11	0:32:16
All right, but you're missing out.	0:32:13	0:32:16
< LAUGHTER	0:32:18	0:32:20
Hiya, son!	0:32:20	0:32:22
Hey, everyone, check out the dork!	0:32:24	0:32:26
Say sassy-frass!	0:32:26	0:32:30
Sassy-frass!	0:32:27	0:32:30
That's the spirit, Maxie!	0:32:39	0:32:42
No, Dad, stop!	0:32:43	0:32:45
Please! No!	0:32:45	0:32:47
This is embarrassing!	0:32:47	0:32:50
Ta-da! Hyuk!	0:32:54	0:32:56
It's dork and dork junior! Ha ha ha ha!	0:32:57	0:33:02
Max!	0:33:23	0:33:24
What the heck are you trying to do?	0:33:24	0:33:27
Trying to get away from you!	0:33:27	0:33:32
Me? What did I do?	0:33:29	0:33:32
Forget it.	0:33:32	0:33:36
What's the matter?	0:33:34	0:33:36
Nothing. Let's just go.	0:33:36	0:33:39
Come on!	0:33:39	0:33:40
You dropped your hat.	0:33:51	0:33:56
This is the stupidest vacation!	0:33:53	0:33:56
You drag me from home, jam me in this dumb car, drive a million miles.	0:33:56	0:34:01
to see some stupid rat show!	0:34:00	0:34:03
Call me when the trip's over.	0:34:03	0:34:06
Hey, Max, you want to get in some fishing practise?	0:34:50	0:34:55
It's just a couple of days to Lake Destiny.	0:34:55	0:35:01
Maybe later.	0:34:59	0:35:01
ENGINE ROARS	0:35:15	0:35:17
Whoa! Now, that's camping!	0:35:34	0:35:41
You say something, Max? OW!	0:35:38	0:35:41
Pete?	0:35:45	0:35:48
Goofy?	0:35:47	0:35:48
What a serendipity doo-dah!	0:35:48	0:35:52
Who'd have thunk it, huh?	0:35:52	0:35:54
Is PJ here?	0:35:54	0:36:00
Yeah, I'm sure he's loafin' around somewhere.	0:35:56	0:36:00
-POWERLINE: -# It ain't a question of how, it's just a matter of when	0:36:00	0:36:03
# Before you get the message that I'm trying to send	0:36:03	0:36:07
# I'm under your spell In over my head	0:36:07	0:36:10
# I'm goin' through it till the end. #	0:36:10	0:36:14
What a goob!	0:36:13	0:36:14
# To stand out above the crowd	0:36:14	0:36:18
# Even if you gotta shout out loud No matter what you're... #	0:36:18	0:36:23
Max! Small wilderness, dude! Didn't expect to run into you.	0:36:23	0:36:29
Apparently!	0:36:28	0:36:29
You're just jealous cos you ain't got the moves.	0:36:29	0:36:35
Keep 'em!	0:36:33	0:36:35
But I wouldn't mind having this RV. Ohhh!	0:36:35	0:36:38
You're so lucky, man!	0:36:38	0:36:42
You're the star.	0:36:40	0:36:42
-Wha...? -Only the Powerline concert!	0:36:42	0:36:45
Unbelievable, man.	0:36:45	0:36:49
Who told you about that?	0:36:46	0:36:49
Everybody in town knows about it. You're gonna be famous, buddy.	0:36:49	0:36:54
Especially with Roxanne.	0:36:54	0:37:01
There's one person who doesn't know about it, Peej.	0:36:56	0:37:01
Who?	0:37:01	0:37:04
My dad.	0:37:02	0:37:04
So, is that kid of yours still giving you guff?	0:37:04	0:37:08
I don't know what's wrong. Anything I try only drives Max further away.	0:37:08	0:37:13
Maybe I oughta just back off.	0:37:13	0:37:18
Wrong, Goof.	0:37:16	0:37:18
If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.	0:37:18	0:37:23
Too bad, Pete. Almost.	0:37:30	0:37:35
Almost?! Huh! Watch this.	0:37:32	0:37:35
PJ!!	0:37:35	0:37:39
Yessir! Coming, sir!	0:37:37	0:37:39
Whooo-hoo! Strike-ola!	0:37:44	0:37:46
Thank you! Yesss!	0:37:46	0:37:49
And the crowd goes wild!	0:37:48	0:37:51
High-five, son.	0:37:51	0:37:52
-< -Ha ha ha ha!	0:37:53	0:37:56
Why don't you two stay for dinner?	0:37:56	0:37:59
Cool!	0:37:58	0:37:59
No, thanks, Pete. We have some fish to catch.	0:37:59	0:38:03
We'll do that tomorrow. What're we having?	0:38:03	0:38:08
But, Max, I thought...	0:38:06	0:38:08
Under your thumb, Goof!	0:38:08	0:38:11
-Maximillian! -What?	0:38:12	0:38:18
Get your gear, little man. We're going fishing.	0:38:13	0:38:18
And I mean NOW!	0:38:18	0:38:22
Ohhh!	0:38:20	0:38:22
Dad, I don't even know how to fish.	0:38:27	0:38:33
That never stopped ME.	0:38:30	0:38:33
Let me show you a family secret handed down 12 or 13 generations.	0:38:33	0:38:39
The perfect cast.	0:38:39	0:38:43
Perfect WHAT?	0:38:41	0:38:43
Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age.	0:38:43	0:38:47
OK, now,	0:38:47	0:38:48
watch carefully.	0:38:48	0:38:50
You gotta be loooose,	0:38:50	0:38:53
relaxed, with your feet apart.	0:38:53	0:38:55
Ten o'clock.	0:38:55	0:38:57
Two o'clock. Quarter to three.	0:38:57	0:39:00
Tour jete. Twist. Over.	0:39:00	0:39:03
I'm a little teapot! And the wind-up!	0:39:03	0:39:06
Huh?	0:39:08	0:39:09
And let her fly!	0:39:09	0:39:12
The perfect cast.	0:39:12	0:39:14
DEEP GROWL	0:39:20	0:39:22
And now we reel her in.	0:39:28	0:39:31
Whoa!	0:39:43	0:39:44
Quick! Get the camera!	0:39:45	0:39:48
Must be over three pounds! I don't wanna miss this!	0:39:51	0:39:56
Look, Max!	0:39:58	0:40:02
Er, Da-Da-Dad...	0:40:00	0:40:02
It's BIGFOOT!!	0:40:02	0:40:04
Back up, Mr Foot. You're outta focus.	0:40:04	0:40:09
ROOOAAAARRR!	0:40:08	0:40:09
What's the idea?!	0:40:10	0:40:14
YELLING	0:40:12	0:40:14
BIGFOOT!!	0:40:14	0:40:15
Behold the legendary Bigfoot!	0:40:20	0:40:22
Fabled, but seldom...	0:40:22	0:40:25
Aaaoooow!	0:40:25	0:40:27
It's locked!	0:40:26	0:40:27
Quick! The sunroof!	0:40:27	0:40:31
ROOOAAAARRR!	0:40:29	0:40:31
HURRY UP!!	0:40:35	0:40:36
I can't believe it! Bigfoot!	0:40:44	0:40:50
And I got the only video.	0:40:47	0:40:50
We're gonna be famous!	0:40:50	0:40:54
Roooaaarrr!	0:40:52	0:40:54
Let's just get outta here.	0:40:57	0:41:05
KEYS JANGLE >	0:41:03	0:41:05
GRUNTS	0:41:11	0:41:12
Who dere?	0:41:12	0:41:14
Heh heh!	0:41:15	0:41:16
Is he gone yet?	0:41:22	0:41:24
GRUNTING CONVERSATION	0:41:25	0:41:27
Ha ha ha ha ha!	0:41:31	0:41:36
Nope, he's still here.	0:41:33	0:41:36
Ha ha ha ha!	0:41:36	0:41:38
STOMACH GROWLS	0:41:41	0:41:43
Gee, Max, is that Bigfoot or your stomach?	0:41:43	0:41:48
I'm starving!	0:41:46	0:41:48
Hyuk! Alphabet soup comin' up!	0:41:49	0:41:52
Er, Dad...?	0:41:57	0:42:00
ROOOAAARRRR!	0:41:59	0:42:00
Dad!	0:42:00	0:42:01
Stop playing around! He's coming!	0:42:01	0:42:05
MUSIC: Intro to "Stayin' Alive" on Walkman	0:42:10	0:42:14
# You can tell by the way I use my walk	0:42:14	0:42:17
# I'm a woman's man, no time to talk	0:42:17	0:42:19
# Music loud and women warm Been kicked around since I was born	0:42:19	0:42:24
# But that's all right, that's OK...#	0:42:24	0:42:26
This thing's good for SOMETHING!	0:42:27	0:42:30
# Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive #	0:42:35	0:42:39
GOOFY CHUCKLES	0:42:46	0:42:48
What's so funny?	0:42:49	0:42:54
Hi Dad soup.	0:42:51	0:42:54
Huh?	0:42:53	0:42:58
You don't remember Hi Dad soup?	0:42:55	0:42:58
Sure you do! You used to spell things out, like, "Hi Dad," or...	0:42:59	0:43:07
"Ambidextrous"?	0:43:05	0:43:07
Yeah...	0:43:07	0:43:08
Ohhh! Little words like, er...	0:43:08	0:43:13
"Hasta la vista"?	0:43:10	0:43:13
"Bye-bye".	0:43:12	0:43:13
Or "I pledge allegiance".	0:43:13	0:43:17
Or "I love you".	0:43:15	0:43:17
Is it, er, is it soup yet?	0:43:21	0:43:25
Oh, I almost forgot.	0:43:23	0:43:25
Where'd you learn to do that?	0:43:27	0:43:32
Your granddad taught me at Yosemite.	0:43:29	0:43:32
You two did a lot together, huh?	0:43:32	0:43:36
Yup.	0:43:34	0:43:36
-Max, you and I... -Dad, I'm sorry...	0:43:37	0:43:41
Um...	0:43:41	0:43:42
How's the soup?	0:43:42	0:43:46
Not bad. Er...	0:43:43	0:43:46
What?	0:43:49	0:43:53
Nothin'.	0:43:50	0:43:53
BIGFOOT GRUNTS	0:43:51	0:43:53
Let's get some shuteye. We're not going anywhere.	0:43:59	0:44:03
(Night, Maxie.)	0:44:23	0:44:26
SUCKS THUMB LOUDLY	0:44:28	0:44:31
SNORING	0:44:31	0:44:33
LOUD SNORES	0:44:36	0:44:38
"Dear Roxanne,	0:45:01	0:45:03
"couldn't sleep,	0:45:03	0:45:04
"so I thought I'd drop you a line.	0:45:04	0:45:08
"Dad and I are having a great time.	0:45:08	0:45:10
"We're only days away from LA and I can hardly wait for the big concert."	0:45:10	0:45:15
More Hi Dad soup, please...	0:45:17	0:45:20
SIGHS	0:45:24	0:45:26
"Dear Roxanne,	0:45:26	0:45:28
"sorry I lied. I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.	0:45:28	0:45:33
"You may not want to see me again."	0:45:32	0:45:35
Oh, man!	0:45:35	0:45:37
I'm dead no matter what I do.	0:45:37	0:45:40
YAWNS	0:46:27	0:46:29
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?	0:46:34	0:46:39
Er...	0:46:39	0:46:40
Three and a half?	0:46:40	0:46:42
SNORING	0:46:44	0:46:45
BELL PINGS	0:47:12	0:47:14
Pick up!	0:47:14	0:47:18
Hold your horses!	0:47:16	0:47:18
Short stack?	0:47:22	0:47:25
-Right here. -There you go.	0:47:23	0:47:25
Eggs?	0:47:25	0:47:29
Eggs?	0:47:26	0:47:29
EGGS!	0:47:27	0:47:29
Here. Sorry.	0:47:29	0:47:32
Here you go, cutie.	0:47:30	0:47:32
Max, I think we need to talk about this.	0:47:48	0:47:53
Huh?	0:47:52	0:47:53
You need to start taking some responsibility.	0:47:53	0:47:57
Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please?	0:47:57	0:48:00
Hrrrrmmmph!	0:48:00	0:48:02
I, Goofy, hereby dub my son Maximillian	0:48:02	0:48:05
official navigator and head which-wayer of this here road trip.	0:48:05	0:48:11
-WOMAN: -Isn't that nice?	0:48:11	0:48:13
Seriously?	0:48:13	0:48:19
I'm not even looking at the map any more.	0:48:15	0:48:19
You can pick all the stops from now on. I trust you wholeheartedly, son.	0:48:19	0:48:25
To the open road!	0:48:25	0:48:29
To the open...road.	0:48:27	0:48:29
Wh-Wh-Whoa!	0:48:38	0:48:39
-Ow! -Oooh!	0:48:47	0:48:49
YELLING	0:48:51	0:48:53
CROWD ROARS	0:49:05	0:49:06
Oh, boy!	0:49:13	0:49:14
CRASH!	0:50:06	0:50:08
Gawrsh!	0:50:13	0:50:15
Whoa-ho-ho!	0:50:16	0:50:18
Check out the bed!	0:50:18	0:50:20
Check out the dresser - coral!	0:50:21	0:50:26
Nice lamp.	0:50:24	0:50:26
Classy choice there, navigator.	0:50:26	0:50:29
-HAMMERING ON DOOR -Police! The place is surrounded!	0:50:28	0:50:33
Get your hands up!	0:50:33	0:50:35
-MIMICS MACHINE GUN -Ha ha ha ha!	0:50:35	0:50:38
You should've seen the look on your face!	0:50:38	0:50:41
Hyuk! You had him fooled, Pete.	0:50:41	0:50:45
Me?!	0:50:43	0:50:45
You jumped outta your skin!	0:50:44	0:50:49
I was just pretending.	0:50:47	0:50:49
Sure!	0:50:49	0:50:54
-Did too! -Did not!	0:50:50	0:50:54
Aw, ain't this sweet?	0:50:51	0:50:54
Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act. Under your thumb.	0:50:54	0:51:00
Since we're all palsie-walsie, how about letting me hook up the RV?	0:51:00	0:51:05
Well...	0:51:05	0:51:10
It's just a tiny extension cord.	0:51:06	0:51:10
OK.	0:51:09	0:51:10
Great! PJ?	0:51:10	0:51:12
Why don't you order us pizza? This'll take a while.	0:51:16	0:51:21
Here you go, kids. I'll check out the hot tub.	0:51:24	0:51:28
OK, sir.	0:51:28	0:51:30
All right.	0:51:29	0:51:30
What made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?	0:51:30	0:51:35
It wasn't stupid!	0:51:35	0:51:40
It was really stupid. Changing the map?!	0:51:36	0:51:40
I didn't know what I was doing. I panicked.	0:51:40	0:51:43
Oooh! Aaah!	0:51:47	0:51:49
Ooh ooh aah aah!	0:51:49	0:51:51
CONTENTED SIGH	0:51:51	0:51:53
Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?	0:51:59	0:52:04
Can't say as I blame ya.	0:52:04	0:52:06
They put too much water in these things.	0:52:06	0:52:09
-< -So, um...	0:52:09	0:52:11
you and your son are getting along hunky-dory.	0:52:11	0:52:15
Yeah, it's been great. It's funny, but none of your techniques worked.	0:52:15	0:52:20
The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things clicked.	0:52:20	0:52:27
That's swell.	0:52:25	0:52:27
So, er, there's no problems, eh?	0:52:27	0:52:32
Not a one.	0:52:30	0:52:32
Oh, nuts...	0:52:33	0:52:34
I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...	0:52:34	0:52:41
What is it, Pete?	0:52:39	0:52:41
Your kid's duping ya.	0:52:41	0:52:46
What do you mean?	0:52:43	0:52:46
The little mutant changed the map, so you're heading to LA, pal.	0:52:46	0:52:52
..What?	0:52:51	0:52:52
You tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.	0:52:52	0:52:59
I don't believe you.	0:52:57	0:52:59
What?	0:52:59	0:53:05
I don't believe you, Pete.	0:53:00	0:53:05
Don't take MY word. Check your map.	0:53:02	0:53:05
I don't need to check the map. I trust my son.	0:53:05	0:53:09
Maybe Max isn't all the things you think a son should be, but...	0:53:09	0:53:14
he loves me.	0:53:14	0:53:20
Hey, my son RESPECTS me!	0:53:16	0:53:20
Yeah.	0:53:18	0:53:20
Check the map, Goof.	0:53:22	0:53:25
Hi, Dad!	0:53:57	0:53:59
Sorry about the mess. I'll clean it up.	0:54:01	0:54:04
I'd better go.	0:54:15	0:54:18
Bye, Peej.	0:54:16	0:54:18
Don't forget - Powerline.	0:54:18	0:54:22
Shhh!	0:54:20	0:54:22
Well, here you go, navigator.	0:54:56	0:54:59
Just follow my route on the map, son.	0:54:59	0:55:03
OK, er...	0:55:04	0:55:06
Here comes our junction.	0:55:09	0:55:11
Max, this it it. Left or right?	0:55:15	0:55:19
Er...	0:55:17	0:55:19
Come on, Max!	0:55:21	0:55:25
LEFT!!	0:55:23	0:55:25
SIGHS	0:55:33	0:55:34
Er... How about a song, Dad?	0:55:37	0:55:40
Er... A game? A game! Yeah, a game, OK.	0:55:41	0:55:45
Er, man or woman?	0:55:45	0:55:47
A man? OK... Er, Walt Disney?	0:55:48	0:55:51
SIGHS	0:56:04	0:56:05
Dad... Listen, about my directions...	0:56:15	0:56:19
I gotta tell you something, Dad!	0:56:19	0:56:27
Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?	0:56:22	0:56:27
Ah, forget it.	0:56:27	0:56:29
Hey, the car!	0:56:43	0:56:48
You wanna drive TOO?!	0:56:45	0:56:48
No!	0:56:47	0:56:48
The car!	0:56:48	0:56:52
THE CAR!!	0:56:50	0:56:52
What did you do NOW?!	0:56:55	0:56:59
Just touched it!	0:56:57	0:56:59
You locked it!	0:57:08	0:57:11
Me?	0:57:09	0:57:11
It's YOUR door!	0:57:11	0:57:16
You distracted me! WHOAAA!	0:57:13	0:57:16
You should've put the brake on!	0:57:16	0:57:23
Put it on yourself!	0:57:19	0:57:23
See? You ruin everything!	0:57:20	0:57:23
Well, you ruined the vacation!	0:57:25	0:57:31
-I -ruined it?!	0:57:28	0:57:31
I never... CRASH! ..wanted to go... CRASH!	0:57:31	0:57:34
on this stupid... CRASH! ..vacatiiiooooonnn...!	0:57:34	0:57:38
Now look where you got us, Dad!	0:57:46	0:57:54
-Where -I -got us?!	0:57:49	0:57:54
You shoulda let me stay at home!	0:57:51	0:57:54
And end up in prison?	0:57:54	0:57:59
What're you talking about?	0:57:56	0:57:59
Your principal called me. You even lied to me!	0:57:59	0:58:03
I had to! You were ruining my life!	0:58:03	0:58:07
I was only trying to take my boy fishing!	0:58:06	0:58:10
I'm not your little boy any more, Dad! I've got my own life now.	0:58:10	0:58:16
I know that. I just wanted to be part of it.	0:58:16	0:58:20
You're my son, Max. However big you get,	0:58:23	0:58:27
you'll always be my son.	0:58:27	0:58:29
There are times you drive me bananas.	0:59:16	0:59:20
And your mind is missing - no offence - a screw.	0:59:20	0:59:26
None taken.	0:59:24	0:59:26
# Still, whatever mess I land in	0:59:25	0:59:28
# Who is always understandin'?	0:59:28	0:59:30
# Nobody else but you	0:59:30	0:59:34
# Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering	0:59:34	0:59:39
# And your values may be, so to speak, askew	0:59:39	0:59:44
Gesundheit!	0:59:43	0:59:44
# Who deserves a hero's trophy	0:59:44	0:59:47
# As we face each catas-trophe?	0:59:47	0:59:49
# Nobody else but you	0:59:49	0:59:53
BOTH: # Nobody else but you	0:59:54	0:59:59
# It's just our luck	0:59:59	1:00:01
# We're stuck together	1:00:01	1:00:04
# Nobody else but you	1:00:04	1:00:07
# Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through...	1:00:07	1:00:12
# So your jokes are - let's face it - prehistoric	1:00:14	1:00:20
# And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo	1:00:20	1:00:24
BOTH: # But when life becomes distressing, who will I be SOS-ing?	1:00:24	1:00:29
# If you're having trouble guessing here's a clue	1:00:29	1:00:34
# Though he seems intoxicated	1:00:34	1:00:36
# He's just highly animated	1:00:36	1:00:39
# And he's nobody else but...	1:00:39	1:00:41
BOTH: # Nobody else but you	1:00:41	1:00:45
# We've turned into	1:00:45	1:00:48
# A true-blue duo	1:00:48	1:00:51
# Hard times, we've had a few	1:00:51	1:00:55
# Like we're thrown in the drink	1:00:55	1:00:59
# Like we're tossed outta town	1:00:57	1:00:59
# But when I start to sink	1:00:59	1:01:02
# Hey, I'd rather go down	1:01:02	1:01:04
# With nobody else	1:01:04	1:01:06
# But Y-O-U! #	1:01:06	1:01:12
Mmmwwaaah!	1:01:12	1:01:14
Aw, Dad!	1:01:13	1:01:14
Anyway, she'll never want to me again, much less go out with me.	1:01:16	1:01:22
What a dumb lie, huh?	1:01:22	1:01:29
Well, whaddaya know? My Maxie in love!	1:01:24	1:01:29
Gawrsh, you're really growing up.	1:01:29	1:01:31
It happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it.	1:01:31	1:01:36
Well, I think the only thing to do	1:01:35	1:01:38
is to get you on stage with this Powerline feller.	1:01:38	1:01:45
Er, how are we gonna do that?	1:01:42	1:01:45
Just leave that up to me.	1:01:45	1:01:51
No, Dad, I think we should just forget it.	1:01:47	1:01:51
You always think I'll lead you into some calamity!	1:01:51	1:01:56
D-Dad...?	1:01:55	1:01:56
What's wrong?	1:01:56	1:01:58
LOOK!!	1:01:57	1:01:58
Hyuk! A waterfall!	1:02:01	1:02:03
..A WATERFALL?!	1:02:03	1:02:05
DAAAAAD!	1:02:15	1:02:19
Max!	1:02:17	1:02:19
Grab a hold, Max!	1:02:32	1:02:35
AAAAAGGGHH!	1:02:39	1:02:41
AAAAA-AAA-AAAGGGHHH!	1:02:55	1:02:58
DAD!	1:03:01	1:03:03
AAAAA-AAA-AAAAGGGHHH!	1:03:14	1:03:16
Ten o'clock, two o'clock, jour jete, twist, I'm a little teapot...	1:03:16	1:03:21
and let her fly!	1:03:21	1:03:23
Ohhh! Ohhh!	1:03:31	1:03:33
Perfect cast.	1:03:50	1:03:52
Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.	1:04:08	1:04:14
And it's not over yet.	1:04:11	1:04:14
LOUD CHEERING	1:04:19	1:04:21
Dad!	1:04:31	1:04:34
Ooof!	1:04:32	1:04:34
We made it! Come on, let's get you on stage.	1:04:34	1:04:40
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.	1:04:38	1:04:40
Oooh, then again...	1:04:40	1:04:44
Dad?	1:04:44	1:04:46
Dad?	1:04:45	1:04:46
# Got myself a notion	1:04:54	1:04:56
# One I know that you'll understand	1:04:58	1:05:01
# To set the world in motion	1:05:01	1:05:05
# By reaching out for each other's hand... #	1:05:05	1:05:08
Dad?	1:05:08	1:05:13
# We shoulda known all along... #	1:05:10	1:05:13
What're you doin' here? Hey!	1:05:13	1:05:15
Max?	1:05:15	1:05:17
Max?	1:05:17	1:05:20
AAAAAAGH!	1:05:18	1:05:20
# If we listen to each other's heart	1:05:20	1:05:24
# We'll find we're never too far apart	1:05:24	1:05:27
# And maybe love is the reason why	1:05:27	1:05:31
# For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye. #	1:05:31	1:05:35
Goof ain't there.	1:05:35	1:05:40
Don't worry, he'll be there.	1:05:37	1:05:40
# Seeing it eye to eye	1:05:42	1:05:44
# We're seeing it eye to eye	1:05:44	1:05:48
# Seeing it eye to eye	1:05:48	1:05:50
Max?	1:05:50	1:05:52
Hey, Dad, do the perfect cast!	1:05:59	1:06:03
# You don't have to be lonely	1:06:09	1:06:12
# You don't have to be...	1:06:12	1:06:14
WHOOOAAAAA...!	1:06:16	1:06:19
# It's only a beat away from you to me	1:06:19	1:06:23
# Yeah	1:06:22	1:06:25
# If we listen to each other's heart	1:06:25	1:06:30
Yeah! Max is on the tube!	1:06:30	1:06:32
-That's Max! ->	1:06:32	1:06:34
# For the first time ever... #	1:06:34	1:06:37
You did it!	1:06:37	1:06:42
CHOKES	1:06:40	1:06:42
# Seeing it eye to eye	1:06:42	1:06:44
# Seeing it eye to eye, baby!	1:06:44	1:06:47
# For the first time	1:06:47	1:06:53
# We're seeing it eye to eye	1:06:49	1:06:53
# Seeing it	1:06:53	1:06:55
# Seeing it, baby	1:06:55	1:06:57
# For the first time	1:06:57	1:07:00
# For the first time, yeah	1:07:00	1:07:03
# Eye to eye	1:07:05	1:07:08
# Eye to eye	1:07:06	1:07:08
# Eye to eyyyyyye	1:07:08	1:07:10
ROAR OF APPLAUSE	1:07:15	1:07:17
You're doing the right thing, son.	1:07:26	1:07:34
I know, but she'll probably never talk to me again.	1:07:29	1:07:34
Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's not the one for you.	1:07:34	1:07:38
That's what I'm afraid of.	1:07:39	1:07:42
SIGHS	1:07:53	1:07:54
RINGS DOORBELL	1:07:56	1:07:58
Grrrr...	1:08:00	1:08:03
Hi. Remember me?	1:08:03	1:08:06
DOOR SLAMS	1:08:05	1:08:06
Daddy!	1:08:06	1:08:08
Max, I saw you on TV. You were great!	1:08:08	1:08:12
Yeah?	1:08:11	1:08:12
I mean, no, no... I mean...	1:08:12	1:08:15
Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline.	1:08:15	1:08:20
A billion people saw you dance with him.	1:08:20	1:08:25
Yeah, well...	1:08:23	1:08:25
I never met him before the concert.	1:08:25	1:08:32
So that story about Powerline and your dad...?	1:08:28	1:08:32
Why would you make up something like that?	1:08:33	1:08:36
I don't know... I guess I just wanted you to like me.	1:08:36	1:08:43
I already liked you, Max.	1:08:41	1:08:43
From the first time I heard you laugh. Hyuk!	1:08:45	1:08:49
So...you wanna do something tonight?	1:08:50	1:08:54
Definitely!	1:08:53	1:08:54
Oh, no, I can't.	1:08:54	1:08:57
What?	1:08:55	1:08:57
Well, I'm kinda doing something with my dad. Honest!	1:08:57	1:09:02
Tomorrow?	1:09:02	1:09:04
Deal.	1:09:03	1:09:04
GIGGLES	1:09:06	1:09:10
Hyuk! Ho ho ho!	1:09:08	1:09:10
< CLATTERING	1:09:13	1:09:15
HE HUMS	1:09:15	1:09:17
YA-HOO-HOO-EEE!	1:09:26	1:09:30
CRASH!	1:09:28	1:09:30
Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.	1:09:36	1:09:43
Enchante, mademoiselle.	1:09:40	1:09:43
ALL LAUGH	1:09:43	1:09:45
# Yeah, yeah!	1:10:00	1:10:03
Subtitles by Alison Roberts - IMS	1:10:03	1:10:08
# Got myself a notion	1:10:08	1:10:11
# One I know that you'll understand	1:10:11	1:10:15
# We'll set the world in motion	1:10:15	1:10:17
# By reaching out for each other's hand	1:10:17	1:10:22
# Maybe we'll discover What we should have known all along	1:10:22	1:10:27
# One way or another Together's where we both belong	1:10:28	1:10:34
# If we listen to each other's heart	1:10:34	1:10:37
# We'll find we're never too far apart... #	1:10:37	1:10:41

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