Over the Hedge

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CHINKING	0:00:22	0:00:24
MACHINE BEEPS	0:00:27	0:00:29
No! Come on! THUMPING	0:00:32	0:00:35
Ugh! Ugh!	0:00:37	0:00:39
HE GROANS	0:00:39	0:00:41
Ugh! Agh!	0:00:41	0:00:43
Ugh! HE SIGHS	0:00:43	0:00:46
Come on... Oh!	0:00:52	0:00:54
Got it! Ugh!	0:00:55	0:00:57
Agh! Egh! Egh! Agh! Gimme! HE GASPS	0:00:58	0:01:02
TOY SQUEAKS Oh!	0:01:02	0:01:04
All right...	0:01:05	0:01:08
What?	0:01:12	0:01:13
Oh! HE STRUGGLES	0:01:13	0:01:17
Ow!	0:01:17	0:01:19
Agh!	0:01:23	0:01:25
Hmm. Vincent.	0:01:26	0:01:29
No, no! Bad idea. Bad idea! STOMACH RUMBLES	0:01:30	0:01:34
HE SIGHS	0:01:34	0:01:36
Ugh!	0:01:46	0:01:48
CLATTERING	0:01:58	0:02:00
Agh! HE SIGHS	0:02:01	0:02:03
SNORING	0:02:04	0:02:06
HE BREATHES DEEPLY	0:02:08	0:02:10
Huh?	0:02:14	0:02:15
Oh!	0:02:17	0:02:19
BEAR GRUMBLES Agh!	0:02:20	0:02:23
Grr...	0:02:23	0:02:25
BEAR SNORES	0:02:25	0:02:30
Ugh! CLATTERING	0:02:37	0:02:41
SNORING CONTINUES	0:02:41	0:02:44
HE SIGHS	0:02:44	0:02:45
Just take what you need. Just take what you need.	0:02:49	0:02:53
CLATTERING	0:02:54	0:02:57
Mmm-hmm.	0:02:59	0:03:01
CLATTERING	0:03:07	0:03:08
SNORING CONTINUES	0:03:08	0:03:10
Wait... BEAR SNORES	0:03:14	0:03:16
OK.	0:03:21	0:03:22
Hmm.	0:03:22	0:03:24
BEAR SNORES	0:03:27	0:03:29
HE BLOWS	0:03:29	0:03:31
SNORING CONTINUES	0:03:34	0:03:36
-CAN WHOOSHES -Huh?	0:03:39	0:03:41
HE GASPS	0:03:41	0:03:42
-BEAR GRUMBLES -RJ?	0:03:42	0:03:45
-Um, no. -The moon's not full.	0:03:45	0:03:49
You woke me up a week early?	0:03:49	0:03:52
Oh, no.	0:03:54	0:03:56
Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually try and steal my stuff.	0:03:56	0:04:01
-RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you. -Please!	0:04:01	0:04:05
-I'm a desperate guy trying to feed his family! -You don't have a family.	0:04:05	0:04:09
-I meant a family of one. -Grr... -OK, wait, wait, wait!	0:04:09	0:04:12
Look, it's still in the cave. So, technically, not stolen.	0:04:12	0:04:16
-Agh! -Oh, no!	0:04:16	0:04:17
No!	0:04:19	0:04:21
No!	0:04:21	0:04:22
BOTH: Slow!	0:04:24	0:04:26
Oof... Stop!	0:04:27	0:04:30
BEAR SIGHS Whoo!	0:04:30	0:04:31
-Heh-heh-heh! -That was close. TRUCK HORN HONKS	0:04:31	0:04:33
SMASHING	0:04:33	0:04:35
Ooh, erm...	0:04:35	0:04:37
-Grr! -Agh!	0:04:37	0:04:39
Agh! Oh, no! There's a way I can get it all back!	0:04:39	0:04:43
That's right! If you eat me, you'd have to do it, but I can get it.	0:04:44	0:04:47
-All of it. -My red wagon? -Redder! Ow.	0:04:47	0:04:52
-The blue cooler. -Blue cooler, on my list. Gotta be blue?	0:04:52	0:04:55
Yes! And I want my Spuddies. I love those things.	0:04:55	0:04:59
-Cos with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough. -So true!	0:04:59	0:05:03
Painfully true. And I'll tell you what...	0:05:03	0:05:06
-I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack family-fun size. -They have that?	0:05:06	0:05:09
-I'm pretty sure. -All right, RJ.	0:05:09	0:05:13
I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up	0:05:13	0:05:17
and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.	0:05:17	0:05:22
But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy... Agh!	0:05:22	0:05:26
-A week's perfect! I'll get some helpers. -Full moon, all my stuff.	0:05:26	0:05:30
And don't even think about running away, because if you do,	0:05:30	0:05:34
I will hunt you down and kill you.	0:05:34	0:05:37
Ugh!	0:05:37	0:05:39
OK. OK, buddy. You just rest easy, all right? Cos I'm on it.	0:05:40	0:05:44
Hey, a week from now, we're gonna be laughing about this thing. Huh?	0:05:44	0:05:48
HE LAUGHS	0:05:48	0:05:51
BANG, FOLLOWED BY CLUNK	0:05:53	0:05:55
HE SIGHS	0:05:57	0:05:59
# Ah...ah	0:06:03	0:06:06
# Ah...ah	0:06:06	0:06:09
# Ah, ah, ah, ah... #	0:06:09	0:06:13
HORN HONKS Aah!	0:06:13	0:06:15
-HE SIGHS -# ..How great I am	0:06:21	0:06:23
# Gotta tell myself, yeah	0:06:24	0:06:27
# I'm the man	0:06:27	0:06:28
# Looks grim right now	0:06:28	0:06:30
# But pretty soon, we'll be laughing about it	0:06:31	0:06:34
# Ooh, and it's all right	0:06:34	0:06:37
# Yeah, it is, I swear you'll see	0:06:37	0:06:40
# It's not really	0:06:40	0:06:42
# Yeah, it's all right	0:06:42	0:06:45
# Cos I've always got my family	0:06:45	0:06:48
# Of me	0:06:48	0:06:50
-# It's not a first -Might be the last	0:06:53	0:06:56
# Yeah, I'm sure I must have been through worse	0:06:56	0:06:59
# But ooh, it's all right	0:06:59	0:07:03
# Got a paddle and a creek	0:07:03	0:07:06
# Yeah, and it's all right	0:07:07	0:07:10
# Because I've always got	0:07:10	0:07:13
# My family	0:07:13	0:07:17
# Of me... #	0:07:17	0:07:19
Oh! Oh! Boy, that's cold! That's cold!	0:07:19	0:07:21
Oh! The one place I didn't have a shell. Oh!	0:07:21	0:07:24
BIRDSONG	0:07:26	0:07:28
-BUZZING -Wow!	0:07:32	0:07:36
BUZZING CONTINUES	0:07:36	0:07:38
Spring. That means there's only 274 days left till winter.	0:07:43	0:07:47
-Everybody, wake up. Hibernation's over. -Oh, morning!	0:07:47	0:07:51
-Morning, Hammy. -I gotta go wee-wee.	0:07:51	0:07:54
Oh, not in the lake we drink from.	0:07:54	0:07:56
Let's go! all right, the rest of you. It's spring!	0:07:56	0:07:59
-That means we gotta get to work. -Ah, finished. Ugh! No, wait!	0:07:59	0:08:04
-Come on. Wake up. Don't make me come in there. -Y'all better listen.	0:08:04	0:08:08
I've been holding something in all winter and I'm about to let it out.	0:08:08	0:08:12
SHOUTING	0:08:12	0:08:14
-Thank you, Stella. -Oh, I can clear a room, Verne. Come on.	0:08:15	0:08:18
-That much, I can do. -Morning. -Good morning, everyone.	0:08:18	0:08:22
Just a super-duper morning.	0:08:22	0:08:25
-Oh, jeepers. -Woah. Not looking so good around the eyes there, hon.	0:08:25	0:08:29
Bucky and Quillo were up every four weeks and Spike kept poking me.	0:08:29	0:08:33
-Yeah, well, he's kind of pokey. -He's the sharpest of the bunch.	0:08:33	0:08:37
-You know what? How about I take the day shift? -That'd be just super.	0:08:37	0:08:41
All right, kids, you heard your mother and now you listen to me.	0:08:41	0:08:45
-Shape up there. -KIDS SHOUT	0:08:45	0:08:46
Oh!	0:08:46	0:08:47
Oh, boy. This is what I was afraid of.	0:08:47	0:08:50
Where's the food? Is there any food left? I'm really hungry.	0:08:50	0:08:53
We ate all the food, Hammy, during the winter. So we gotta get more.	0:08:53	0:08:57
Oh, right! I buried some nuts in the woods and I know where they are!	0:08:57	0:09:01
I'll be right back! Bye!	0:09:01	0:09:03
Agh! Agh!	0:09:03	0:09:05
KIDS LAUGH Shh!	0:09:05	0:09:07
-NERVOUS LAUGHTER -Dad, it's just snow.	0:09:07	0:09:09
But it could have been a predator.	0:09:09	0:09:12
Isn't playing dead a little...weak?	0:09:12	0:09:14
Heather, how many times must I say it?	0:09:14	0:09:16
-Playing possum is what we do. We die so that we live! -Kids...	0:09:16	0:09:21
I'm the boss of you. So just calm down.	0:09:21	0:09:24
That's what we need to find you this year, a good fella.	0:09:24	0:09:27
-A good fella? -Uh-oh. -A good fella?!	0:09:27	0:09:29
-Oh, jeepers, here we go. -Why does everyone think I need a man, huh?	0:09:29	0:09:32
I look like a nest and smell like a swamp.	0:09:32	0:09:35
So, when you find a fella who's decent, good with kids,	0:09:35	0:09:38
and has no sense of smell, call me!	0:09:38	0:09:40
HE GASPS	0:09:44	0:09:45
-CHATTERING -Um, hello! -I don't care.	0:09:48	0:09:50
-Um... Ahem! -Oh. -Oh, look. Food.	0:09:50	0:09:54
-Well, I think you know, um, what this means. -Egh!	0:09:54	0:09:57
-Verne! -Just a minute, Hammy. Ahem...	0:09:57	0:09:59
This means we were nine berries away from starvation.	0:09:59	0:10:03
-GASPING -Sorry, that was a little intense.	0:10:03	0:10:05
I meant really serious hunger pains.	0:10:05	0:10:08
-Verne! -Not finished, Hammy.	0:10:08	0:10:11
-Morning, Lou, Penny. -Thanks. -Hey, kids.	0:10:11	0:10:14
-So, what I wanna tell you all is... -Verne! -I'm not done, Hammy.	0:10:14	0:10:17
If you have to go again, just go.	0:10:17	0:10:20
OK, so all I'm saying is we cut it a little close.	0:10:20	0:10:23
-So this year, we need to fill the log... -All the way to the top.	0:10:23	0:10:26
Exactly. All the way to the top.	0:10:26	0:10:28
-Because what are we? -ALL: -Foragers!	0:10:28	0:10:30
-And what do we forage? -Food! -Right.	0:10:30	0:10:34
-Super, Verne. Really super. -OK, Hammy. -Huh?	0:10:34	0:10:38
-What is it? -What is what? -What is it you wanna tell me? -Hmm? Oh!	0:10:38	0:10:41
Oh! Oh! What was it? What was it? What was it? Ooh! Wait!	0:10:41	0:10:45
Right on the tip of my tongue! Oh, there's a weird thing over there	0:10:45	0:10:49
I've never seen before. It's really scary! Follow me.	0:10:49	0:10:51
OK, meeting called on account of weird, scary thing.	0:10:53	0:10:57
Hmm. Foragers.	0:10:58	0:11:01
Hammy, what weird thing? Oh.	0:11:03	0:11:06
That weird thing.	0:11:06	0:11:08
-GULPING -Aah...	0:11:18	0:11:20
'It never ends!'	0:11:34	0:11:37
Woah! Hey!	0:11:39	0:11:41
It never ends that way, too.	0:11:43	0:11:46
-Jeepers. -Yeah, jeepers is the word.	0:11:46	0:11:50
-What is this thing? -Heather, no!	0:11:56	0:11:58
-I'm scared. -Me too, Mommy. -Shh. Shh. It's OK. It's just a...	0:11:58	0:12:03
-What is this thing? -I... Well, it's, um...it's... Verne?	0:12:03	0:12:07
Ahem... Well, it's...it's obviously...	0:12:07	0:12:10
-some kind of bush. -I'd be less afraid if I knew what it was called.	0:12:10	0:12:14
-Let's call it Steve. -Steve? -It's a pretty name.	0:12:14	0:12:17
-Steve sounds nice. -Yeah, I'm less scared of Steve.	0:12:17	0:12:20
Oh, great and powerful Steve, what do you want?	0:12:20	0:12:24
-I don't think it can speak. -'I heard that, young man.'	0:12:24	0:12:27
-THEY SCREAM -Agh!	0:12:27	0:12:29
'You get over here right now!'	0:12:29	0:12:30
-OK. -Hammy, get back here.	0:12:30	0:12:32
-But Steve is angry. -I think it came from the other side of Steve.	0:12:32	0:12:36
-I mean, the bush. I mean... Geesh! -HE SIGHS	0:12:36	0:12:40
Look, there's only one way we'll find out what this thing is	0:12:40	0:12:43
and what this is about. I'll check it out.	0:12:43	0:12:46
GULP!	0:12:48	0:12:49
-Agh! -SCREAMING	0:12:49	0:12:50
Aye, aye, aye!	0:12:50	0:12:53
-Ugh! Agh! -THEY GASP	0:12:53	0:12:55
-HE GASPS -Steve ate Verne!	0:12:55	0:12:57
All right, Steve, you brought this on yourself.	0:12:57	0:13:00
Stella, don't! I'm not eaten. I just tripped.	0:13:00	0:13:04
Ahem... I'm gonna go over there.	0:13:04	0:13:07
Just don't anybody move.	0:13:07	0:13:09
Eeh. Ah.	0:13:12	0:13:15
'Hurry up! We're gonna be late!'	0:13:18	0:13:21
ENGINE REVS	0:13:21	0:13:24
SHOUTING	0:13:24	0:13:26
-Oh. -DOG BARKS	0:13:26	0:13:29
HE GASPS	0:13:29	0:13:31
Huh?	0:13:31	0:13:32
What is this place?	0:13:34	0:13:36
-BUZZING -Oh. Hey there, little...	0:13:46	0:13:48
Agh!	0:13:48	0:13:50
..fella. Aah.	0:13:50	0:13:53
Oh! Agh!	0:13:53	0:13:55
Agh!	0:13:55	0:13:57
Hi? Agh! Ugh!	0:13:57	0:14:00
Oh!	0:14:00	0:14:02
Agh! Agh! Oh!	0:14:03	0:14:06
Agh! Ugh! Agh! Oh!	0:14:07	0:14:10
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Oof! Ow.	0:14:10	0:14:13
Ugh!	0:14:13	0:14:16
Agh! Oh! Egh! Agh! Oh! Oh!	0:14:16	0:14:18
Woah-ho!	0:14:20	0:14:22
Eeeeeggghhh!	0:14:22	0:14:24
Aggghhhh! Oof!	0:14:24	0:14:27
Huh?	0:14:27	0:14:28
-PHONE RINGS -Huh? -'Operator, can I help you?'	0:14:28	0:14:30
Ow! Woah!	0:14:30	0:14:32
No, I can talk. I'm just driving.	0:14:32	0:14:35
Agghh!	0:14:35	0:14:37
Woah! Egh! Agh!	0:14:38	0:14:40
Ogh!	0:14:40	0:14:42
-BELL RINGS -Oh!	0:14:42	0:14:45
-HE MOANS -Get it!	0:14:45	0:14:47
Aaagggghhhh! Ogh! Ugh!	0:14:47	0:14:51
-Oh! -Verne's back. -What was that? -Verne. -Jeepers. -Come on.	0:14:51	0:14:55
-Ugh! Ugh! -What was over there? -There were these freaky pink primates!	0:14:55	0:14:58
They must have come while we were hibernating. It was awful.	0:14:58	0:15:02
They had wheels on their feet and sticks.	0:15:02	0:15:04
They were whacking me with sticks like it was some sick game!	0:15:04	0:15:08
You should have died. You should have laid down and died.	0:15:08	0:15:11
-Dad. -That's not the worst part. Half the forest is gone. -Huh?	0:15:11	0:15:15
All the oak trees and the berry bushes.	0:15:15	0:15:18
They're just... They're just...gone.	0:15:18	0:15:21
-Jeepers! -What'll we do for food?	0:15:21	0:15:24
THEY ALL MUTTER	0:15:24	0:15:26
I don't know, but here's what I do know -	0:15:28	0:15:30
we will be fine as long as no-one goes over Steve again.	0:15:30	0:15:34
It's called a hedge and it is not to be feared, my amphibious friend.	0:15:34	0:15:38
-It is the gateway to the good life. -Um, I'm a reptile, actually.	0:15:38	0:15:43
But, you know, it's a common mistake. And, um, you are?	0:15:43	0:15:47
-Oh, where are my manners? I'm RJ. -Ugh! -Please don't think I'm prying,	0:15:47	0:15:52
but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light	0:15:52	0:15:55
on what this hedge situation is about. You see...	0:15:55	0:15:58
what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured,	0:15:58	0:16:02
air-conditioned paradise.	0:16:02	0:16:05
Except for that little, bitty speck. You are here.	0:16:05	0:16:08
THEY GASP No, no.	0:16:08	0:16:09
That's a good thing. You're hibernators, right?	0:16:09	0:16:11
-You gather up food, store it away for the winter? -We fill the log!	0:16:11	0:16:15
-Hammy! -Really? This log? This cave-like log?	0:16:15	0:16:18
-All the way to the top. -Ozzie!	0:16:18	0:16:21
Let me ask you. How long does it take, you know, to fill the log?	0:16:21	0:16:25
-274 days. -Oh! Ever done it in a week?	0:16:25	0:16:29
-That's impossible. -Not if we work together.	0:16:29	0:16:31
You've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how	0:16:31	0:16:34
-and they have the food! -How much food? -Loads of food! Heaps of food!	0:16:34	0:16:38
-Food out the wazoo! -Well, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo,	0:16:38	0:16:43
I don't think we're interested in eating.	0:16:43	0:16:45
I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. We should listen.	0:16:45	0:16:48
-Yeah, I'm OK with wazoo food. -No, you're not.	0:16:48	0:16:51
-The tail is tingling. -THEY CHATTER	0:16:51	0:16:54
Woah, hold on, the what is what?	0:16:54	0:16:56
When something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. Let me tell you,	0:16:56	0:16:59
everything you've said is driving my tail crazy.	0:16:59	0:17:02
Listen, Verne, right? This isn't something you need to be afraid of.	0:17:02	0:17:06
Well, I am, and for good reason.	0:17:06	0:17:09
-Ah, well. -This is not a birthmark.	0:17:09	0:17:11
That's because you went over there without a guide, Verne.	0:17:11	0:17:14
Whatever. Thanks for stopping by. We're not interested.	0:17:14	0:17:16
Not interested in the most delicious food you've ever tasted?	0:17:16	0:17:19
-No! -Come on. -Not...interested!	0:17:19	0:17:23
OK, I get it.	0:17:23	0:17:26
I understand. This is something that you're just not...open to.	0:17:26	0:17:31
THEY ALL GASP	0:17:31	0:17:34
THEY ALL GROAN	0:17:38	0:17:41
-Jeepers. -What is that?!	0:17:41	0:17:44
That is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids,	0:17:44	0:17:48
BHA, BHT and good old MSG. AKA, the chip.	0:17:48	0:17:53
Nacho cheese flavour.	0:17:53	0:17:56
-THEY ALL CHATTER -More, please! More! Ha-ha-ha!	0:17:56	0:17:58
Damn, Verne, those were good!	0:17:58	0:18:01
It's all good and we're going over there...tonight! Yeah!	0:18:01	0:18:05
-Welcome...to suburbia. -Look at that. -Wow!	0:18:06	0:18:11
-ALL: -Ooh!	0:18:11	0:18:13
-Hey, Mom, look at us! -Look at us!	0:18:13	0:18:16
-Oh, my! -THEY ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY	0:18:16	0:18:19
Jeepers!	0:18:19	0:18:20
-How's that tail, Verne? -Listen, if anybody in this family gets hurt,	0:18:20	0:18:24
I'm holding you personally responsible.	0:18:24	0:18:26
They're having a good time. I'll take responsibility for that.	0:18:26	0:18:30
THEY ALL CHATTER	0:18:30	0:18:32
Hey, Verno, I took a few clippings out of my quills	0:18:32	0:18:36
to do a little comparison. Look at this.	0:18:36	0:18:38
The grass seems to be greener over here.	0:18:38	0:18:40
Are you certain you came to the same place?	0:18:40	0:18:42
-Yeah, cos the raccoon says... -OK! Enough about him! I get it.	0:18:42	0:18:46
So he can do a few tricks. It's not like he can walk on water.	0:18:46	0:18:50
Hey, everybody! This way to the food!	0:18:50	0:18:53
THEY ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY	0:18:53	0:18:55
-What is that? -That is an SUV.	0:18:55	0:18:59
Humans ride in it because they're slowly losing their ability to walk.	0:18:59	0:19:03
-Jeepers, it's so big! -How many humans fit in there?	0:19:03	0:19:06
-Usually? One. -Ooh.	0:19:06	0:19:09
Hi, this is Gladys Sharpe.	0:19:09	0:19:11
Your president of the Homeowner's Association. ..Right!	0:19:11	0:19:14
-Oh! -Jeepers! -What is that? -Easy, easy. Don't worry.	0:19:14	0:19:17
That's a human being and they're just as scared of us as we are of them.	0:19:17	0:19:21
Now, if a human does happen to see you,	0:19:21	0:19:24
just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking.	0:19:24	0:19:27
-They love it. -The Homeowner's Charter, which you signed,	0:19:27	0:19:30
says the grass is supposed to be two inches and yours is two point five.	0:19:30	0:19:35
Can we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it, or not?	0:19:35	0:19:40
Didn't you see? It was in the box. They've always got food with them.	0:19:40	0:19:43
We eat to live, these guys live to eat.	0:19:43	0:19:47
Let me show you what I'm talking about.	0:19:47	0:19:49
'The human mouth is called a pie hole.'	0:19:49	0:19:52
The human being is called a couch potato.	0:19:52	0:19:54
That is a device to summon food. DOORBELL RINGS	0:19:54	0:19:58
That is one of the many voices of food.	0:19:58	0:20:00
That is the portal for the passing of the food.	0:20:00	0:20:03
That is one of the many food transportation vehicles.	0:20:03	0:20:06
Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food.	0:20:06	0:20:09
They drive the food, they wear the food.	0:20:09	0:20:12
That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold. That...	0:20:12	0:20:15
I'm not sure what that is.	0:20:15	0:20:16
-Agh! -CHEERING	0:20:16	0:20:18
-Agh! -Hey, what do you know? Food!	0:20:18	0:20:21
That is the altar where they worship...food.	0:20:21	0:20:25
That's what they eat when they've eaten too much food.	0:20:25	0:20:27
That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food!	0:20:27	0:20:29
Food! Food! Food! Food! FOOD!	0:20:29	0:20:34
So, you think they have enough?	0:20:34	0:20:37
Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough!	0:20:37	0:20:41
THEY ALL GASP And what do they do	0:20:41	0:20:43
with the stuff they don't eat?	0:20:43	0:20:44
They put it in gleaming silver cans...just for us.	0:20:44	0:20:50
-THEY ALL GASP -Sweet jeepers!	0:20:52	0:20:55
Dig in! THEY ALL CHEER	0:20:55	0:20:58
-Hmm? Good, isn't it? -Look. -Oh, wow!	0:20:58	0:21:01
THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY	0:21:01	0:21:04
HE SNIFFS Um...that's a diaper...	0:21:04	0:21:07
and that does come out of a wazoo.	0:21:07	0:21:09
So, what do you think? Was I right, or was I right?	0:21:11	0:21:14
And these things are just the scraps.	0:21:14	0:21:16
Wait till you see what comes in the boxes, packages and cans.	0:21:16	0:21:20
You stick with me and in one week, we will gather enough food	0:21:20	0:21:23
to...to...to...to feed a bear!	0:21:23	0:21:26
-Huh? -Just a figure of speech. BEEPING	0:21:26	0:21:29
Halt! Intruders! Intruders!	0:21:31	0:21:34
-Get out, all of you! -CAT MEOWS	0:21:34	0:21:35
-What is it, baby? Aggghhhh! -THEY GASP	0:21:35	0:21:38
-What are you doing? -You said we should lick... -No! Run!	0:21:38	0:21:42
-THEY SHOUT -That's right! Get out of here! Ugh!	0:21:42	0:21:46
Wagh! Shoo! Get out of here! I just mopped this patio!	0:21:46	0:21:51
Messy vermin!	0:21:51	0:21:53
-THEY ALL PANT -I gotta...	0:21:53	0:21:56
Whoo.	0:21:56	0:21:59
-You kids OK? Hon, you all right? -We'll find other things, right?	0:21:59	0:22:02
See what I mean? That's what I was talking about.	0:22:02	0:22:05
-These humans don't want us around! -We scared her and she overreacted.	0:22:05	0:22:09
-No biggie. -No biggie? Oh, that is what we call a biggie.	0:22:09	0:22:13
Come on, think about the food. It was worth it for that food, huh?	0:22:13	0:22:16
That stuff is to die for!	0:22:16	0:22:18
-HE GASPS -Agh!	0:22:18	0:22:20
-Let me re-phrase that. -No, to die for. You nailed that part.	0:22:20	0:22:24
Look, maybe our little forest life looks primitive to a guy with a bag.	0:22:24	0:22:28
-What? -But see, I think I speak for the whole family when I say	0:22:28	0:22:31
we want nothing to do with anything that's over that hedge!	0:22:31	0:22:35
-Oh, come on! -I'm done. -You haven't even tried doughnuts yet!	0:22:35	0:22:40
You wanna store fat, that is the way to store some fat!	0:22:40	0:22:43
You'll be sweating through winter!	0:22:43	0:22:45
Oh, OK. All right, you guys sleep on it.	0:22:45	0:22:49
Good idea. I'm gonna check back with ya.	0:22:49	0:22:52
Shoot! Almost had 'em.	0:22:55	0:22:58
-Goodnight, Heather. -Goodnight. -Goodnight, Ozzie. -Goodnight, Verne.	0:23:04	0:23:08
-Goodnight, Lou. -Yeah, goodnight. -Goodnight, Penny. -Goodnight.	0:23:08	0:23:10
-Goodnight, Hammy. -Goodnight, Verne! -Goodnight, Bucky. -Goodnight.	0:23:10	0:23:14
-Goodnight, Spike. -Goodnight, Verne. -Goodnight, Quillo. -Goodnight.	0:23:14	0:23:17
When we wake up, only 273 days left till winter.	0:23:17	0:23:20
-That's enough, Verne. -Goodnight. 273.	0:23:20	0:23:23
Spice...	0:23:24	0:23:28
Cold... Wagon...	0:23:28	0:23:30
-Agh! Hey! -Time's up, RJ.	0:23:30	0:23:35
-But I have six more days! No! No! -Grr... -No-o-o-o!	0:23:35	0:23:38
Agh! Agh! Oh! OK!	0:23:38	0:23:42
Four paws. Fur. Still alive.	0:23:42	0:23:45
-Still alive. Oh. -'So, what are you saying?'	0:23:45	0:23:48
-You want me to take them into town? -Huh? -No...	0:23:48	0:23:51
Yes!	0:23:58	0:24:00
Agh! Oh! OK, kids, dive in. There it is.	0:24:01	0:24:05
Bark for breakfast.	0:24:05	0:24:07
-I want a doughnut! -I want pizza!	0:24:07	0:24:10
No, you don't! SIGHING	0:24:10	0:24:11
-BUZZING -Yes!	0:24:13	0:24:16
Awe...	0:24:19	0:24:20
Hmm.	0:24:20	0:24:22
OK. This is great.	0:24:27	0:24:30
Granted, it takes some time to chew.	0:24:36	0:24:38
But that... Gulp! That was very satisfying.	0:24:38	0:24:43
And by the way, lots of fibre in there, too.	0:24:43	0:24:46
Mmm!	0:24:46	0:24:48
-Wagh. -I gotta admit, that does look tasty.	0:24:48	0:24:52
-What are you doing here? -I'm here to help you with your...	0:24:52	0:24:55
foraging thing. Look, Verne, you said a word yesterday	0:24:55	0:25:00
about your gang. It starts with an 'F'. Do you remember what it was?	0:25:00	0:25:04
-Family? -Right, right. That. You know, that got me right here.	0:25:04	0:25:09
You see, Verne, I used to have all that.	0:25:09	0:25:12
My own place, surrounded by loved ones,	0:25:12	0:25:15
the universal remote. But then all that went away with...	0:25:15	0:25:19
the weed hacker incident. Oh!	0:25:19	0:25:22
Oh! Come here!	0:25:22	0:25:25
Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?	0:25:25	0:25:28
-Oh, brother. -Jeepers, Verne. -We could always use the extra hand.	0:25:28	0:25:32
The weed hacker, Verne. The weed hacker.	0:25:32	0:25:36
OK.	0:25:36	0:25:38
I'm not your problem. I'll just go.	0:25:38	0:25:41
This is me...going.	0:25:42	0:25:45
-It's been nice. -Don't hit. -Nice getting to know you all.	0:25:45	0:25:49
-I'm sure I'll see you around the forest. -Oh! -Take care.	0:25:49	0:25:52
All right, all right. Hey, um, RJ?	0:25:52	0:25:56
-You can... You can stay. -Ha-hoo! -Agh! -Come here, you big lump! -No!	0:25:57	0:26:01
I knew beneath this hard, crispy outside,	0:26:01	0:26:03
there was a soft, nougaty centre in there!	0:26:03	0:26:05
-Do you mind if I call you Uncle Verne? -With every bone in my body.	0:26:05	0:26:09
Great. Hey, can I work with Hammy?	0:26:09	0:26:12
-You wanna help me find my nuts? -Very tempting, Hammy. Very tempting.	0:26:12	0:26:16
But first, I wanna show you this.	0:26:16	0:26:19
HAMMY SNIFFS Do you like this cookie?	0:26:19	0:26:21
Oh, ho-ho-ho!	0:26:21	0:26:22
-This cookie's junk! -I said I'd like a cookie. -Easy. Easy. Don't worry.	0:26:22	0:26:26
I know where we can get some cookies so valuable,	0:26:26	0:26:30
-they were hand-delivered by uniformed officers. -Oh!	0:26:30	0:26:33
And the Doyles is the yellow house. The only...	0:26:33	0:26:36
There they are. America's most coveted cookies.	0:26:36	0:26:39
Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners and Smackeroons!	0:26:39	0:26:43
-And guess what? They're all yours! -Whoo-hoo! -Hey! Woah! -Agh! -Woah!	0:26:43	0:26:46
Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.	0:26:46	0:26:51
-But you just said they're mine! -They will be if we successfully marry	0:26:51	0:26:54
your manic energy to my brilliant plan. You with me, kid?	0:26:54	0:26:58
-I... I... I... -The "I"s have it. Let's ride.	0:26:58	0:27:00
I thought Mrs Wilinsky was allergic to chocolate.	0:27:00	0:27:03
Yeah, if she eats it, her face, like, explodes or something.	0:27:03	0:27:07
-Woah. That is extreme. -Wait, wait, wait.	0:27:07	0:27:09
-How many boxes... -Hey! You stay away from those cookies! They're mine!	0:27:09	0:27:13
-BANGING -Agh! -Ahem...	0:27:13	0:27:15
-Hey, this guy's not coming, is he? Cos I don't want him to! -Oh...	0:27:15	0:27:18
I have so much work to do. Come on.	0:27:18	0:27:21
Step into my office. Now, listen up.	0:27:21	0:27:23
What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating rabid squirrel.	0:27:23	0:27:26
-Can you handle that? -Um, excuse me? -Yes...Hammy?	0:27:26	0:27:30
Um, OK. Um, rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly.	0:27:30	0:27:34
Rabid, not rabbit.	0:27:34	0:27:37
Oh! What?	0:27:37	0:27:39
-OK, so first, muss the hair. -Ow! Ow! -Uh-huh. Right. Then we're gonna...	0:27:39	0:27:44
HE SPITS ..get the fur just a bit...	0:27:44	0:27:46
-Agh! Eeh! -Stop it! Up here... -Ha-ha-ha! -Liking that a lot.	0:27:46	0:27:50
Now, show me that wild look in your eye, boy! Come on!	0:27:50	0:27:54
Oh! Oh! I can burp my ABCs.	0:27:54	0:27:56
-HE BURPS -A, B, C... -Hammy!	0:27:56	0:27:58
I just really need you to focus right now, OK?	0:27:58	0:28:03
-OK. -Thank you. Let's see. Hmm. Hang on a minute.	0:28:03	0:28:06
HE GRUNTS Ah-ha!	0:28:06	0:28:09
-Nice! -Oof!	0:28:09	0:28:11
Hammy...	0:28:13	0:28:15
Gulp!	0:28:15	0:28:18
Ha-ha! Done! Now, come on. I'll be right behind you.	0:28:18	0:28:22
Go on! Get out there! Shoo! Shoo!	0:28:22	0:28:25
I'm a crazy, rabid squirrel. I want my cookies!	0:28:25	0:28:29
-HE CHATTERS -I'm rabid!	0:28:29	0:28:32
-I'm going to get you! -Ew!	0:28:32	0:28:34
I'm foaming! Very scary rabid squirrel!	0:28:34	0:28:38
-Grr! -BOTH: -Rabies!	0:28:38	0:28:39
-Hey, it's working! -GIRLS SCREAM	0:28:39	0:28:40
-Behind you! -I know, you're right behind me! -Ooh!	0:28:40	0:28:44
-Got it! -Agh! -Get it! -Oh, no, no, no, no! No-o-o-o! -Take that!	0:28:44	0:28:48
-Agh! Agh! -Walk it off! Just walk that one off! -What is going on?	0:28:48	0:28:51
-Is that Hammy? -Everything's under control.	0:28:51	0:28:54
-You call that under control? He's under attack! -He's working!	0:28:54	0:28:57
-I'm coming, Hammy! -Verne! No! -Agh! -What are you doing? -Woah! Agh! Agh!	0:28:57	0:29:01
Agh!	0:29:01	0:29:03
Agh!	0:29:04	0:29:06
-Agghhh! -Oh! -Hold still! I got it! -Agh! -Stay still! -Agh!	0:29:06	0:29:10
-Yuck! -Gross! -Eew! -Eew! Eew! Eew! -Nasty! -Oh, my God! That is so gross!	0:29:12	0:29:17
Verne, that was great. You, my friend, are a natural.	0:29:17	0:29:21
Or, should I say, au naturel?	0:29:21	0:29:24
Huh?	0:29:25	0:29:26
-Oh! -Hammy? -Yeah? -You were awesome, my man. -Oh!	0:29:28	0:29:32
You had ME scared. I was about to come and beat you with a book myself.	0:29:32	0:29:36
You're all right, aren't ya? Of course you are.	0:29:36	0:29:38
You are Hammy! Those bruises are gonna heal. Chicks dig scars.	0:29:38	0:29:42
-Oof... -There! -There! -There! -He was right over there!	0:29:42	0:29:44
That's where the squirrel attacked us. He has rabies or something.	0:29:44	0:29:48
-And there was this gross, naked amphibian thing. -Reptile.	0:29:48	0:29:51
It's OK, girls. Go inside, have a cookie, turn on the TV and calm down.	0:29:51	0:29:56
-Thanks, Mom. -I'm sorry, Janice.	0:29:56	0:29:58
Did I just hear them say rabid squirrel?	0:29:58	0:30:01
-Oh, I think they might just be overreacting. -What if they're not?	0:30:01	0:30:04
What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? Vermin running loose,	0:30:04	0:30:08
spreading disease and lowering our property values.	0:30:08	0:30:12
Yeah, I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run.	0:30:12	0:30:15
Fine. You worry about your casserole and I'll worry about	0:30:15	0:30:18
the end of suburban peace and tranquillity!	0:30:18	0:30:21
Mmm-hmm. That's right. Don't push. Plenty for everybody.	0:30:23	0:30:27
-Got a box right over here for you, Penny. -Oh, jeepers, that is good.	0:30:27	0:30:30
Kids, eat up. Anything that tastes this good has to be good for you.	0:30:30	0:30:33
-Feel that buzz in the back of your skull? -Yeah!	0:30:33	0:30:36
That's called a sugar rush. It's what keeps the humans going.	0:30:36	0:30:39
You top that off with a little of this...	0:30:39	0:30:42
and what usually takes you all summer is only gonna take us a week.	0:30:42	0:30:45
Woah! Hold on, Ham squad. The last thing you need is caffeine.	0:30:45	0:30:49
-Mmm! -Um... -Mmm! -Whoo-hoo!	0:30:49	0:30:52
That's right. Come on. Dig in.	0:30:52	0:30:54
-Because this, my friends, is just the beginning. -What?	0:30:54	0:30:58
# Follow me into	0:30:59	0:31:01
# The great unknown	0:31:01	0:31:03
# Where pink flamingos crow	0:31:03	0:31:06
# Diet soda flows	0:31:06	0:31:08
# And what you take	0:31:08	0:31:09
# Magically regenerates	0:31:09	0:31:12
# On supermarket shelves	0:31:13	0:31:16
# The ovens clean themselves	0:31:16	0:31:17
# You don't pay the tab	0:31:17	0:31:19
# Till the last drop	0:31:19	0:31:21
-# So we all ride for nothing... # -SHOUTING	0:31:21	0:31:24
# ..Cos this train	0:31:24	0:31:26
# Never stops	0:31:26	0:31:27
# Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da	0:31:27	0:31:29
# Da, da, da, da, da, da	0:31:29	0:31:32
-# Da, da, da, da, da... # -Oh!	0:31:32	0:31:34
# ..Da, da, da, da, da, da	0:31:34	0:31:36
# We make a good team	0:31:44	0:31:45
# Me and you, we do	0:31:45	0:31:49
-# You can scratch my back... # -Huh?	0:31:49	0:31:51
# ..And I'll scratch my back, too	0:31:51	0:31:53
-# When everyone is welcome... # -Read it and weep!	0:31:53	0:31:55
-# ..At the party, yeah... # -CHEERING	0:31:55	0:31:58
-# ..People, more is more... # -SCREAMING	0:31:58	0:32:01
# ..Ah, we all want more	0:32:01	0:32:02
# You don't pay the tab	0:32:02	0:32:04
# Till the last drop	0:32:04	0:32:07
# So we all ride for nothing	0:32:07	0:32:09
# Cos this train	0:32:09	0:32:11
# Never stops... #	0:32:11	0:32:13
Hello, I need every business listing you have under exterminator.	0:32:16	0:32:19
# ..Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da	0:32:20	0:32:23
# Da, da, da, da, da, da	0:32:23	0:32:25
# Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da	0:32:25	0:32:27
# Da, da, da, da, da, da	0:32:27	0:32:30
# You don't stop. You don't stop	0:32:43	0:32:45
-# You don't stop... # -TYRES SCREECH	0:32:45	0:32:47
-THUD! -'Agh!' -Ozzie!	0:32:47	0:32:50
CAR DOORS SLAM	0:32:50	0:32:51
-Mom, you hit a possum. -Oh, my goodness.	0:32:51	0:32:54
-Do you think it's dead? -Oh, no!	0:32:54	0:32:57
-Wow! -Touch it. -Can I poke him? -No!	0:32:57	0:33:01
These poor little creatures.	0:33:01	0:33:02
-What's going on? -Come check it out.	0:33:02	0:33:05
Debbie, I don't remember seeing a permit for a gathering.	0:33:05	0:33:09
Groups of more than one who wish to get... Agh!	0:33:09	0:33:12
Timmy, um, get the shovel from the car.	0:33:12	0:33:14
Huh?	0:33:14	0:33:16
Oh!	0:33:16	0:33:17
Light's fading, limbs going cold.	0:33:18	0:33:22
-'I see a tunnel!' -Oh, no.	0:33:22	0:33:25
POSSUM SQUEAKS	0:33:25	0:33:28
Mother, is that you beckoning me into the light?	0:33:28	0:33:31
Must move toward the light.	0:33:31	0:33:33
POSSUM SQUEAKS What do you think he's doing?	0:33:33	0:33:35
Maybe we knocked his brains loose.	0:33:35	0:33:38
You went too far this time. Let's get out of here and leave this...	0:33:38	0:33:41
-THEY ALL GRUNT -Oh! -Nice catch, Verne.	0:33:41	0:33:44
Agh! Ugh! You're dangerous! You're insane!	0:33:44	0:33:48
-..I'm going home! -HE COUGHS	0:33:48	0:33:51
Goodbye, cruel world!	0:33:51	0:33:55
Ooh! Oh!	0:33:55	0:33:57
Rose...bud.	0:33:57	0:34:00
-Agh! -HE WHEEZES	0:34:00	0:34:02
Ugh!	0:34:02	0:34:03
-Now, can I poke him? -No!	0:34:05	0:34:07
You see, this is exactly why I called the exterminator.	0:34:07	0:34:11
To kill them before they get hurt like this.	0:34:11	0:34:13
-Everybody get out of here right now. -Right! Kids, grab those handles.	0:34:13	0:34:17
THEY ALL CHATTER	0:34:17	0:34:18
-THEY ALL SHOUT -Threw out my back! Oh!	0:34:18	0:34:20
THEY ALL CHATTER Let's go!	0:34:24	0:34:26
HE GASPS	0:34:26	0:34:28
SQUEAKING	0:34:28	0:34:31
CHATTERING	0:34:34	0:34:37
Oh, no.	0:34:42	0:34:43
-SHE GASPS -Ooh.	0:34:43	0:34:46
Ah.	0:34:46	0:34:48
I believe someone phoned about an animal problem.	0:34:48	0:34:52
The solution is standing before you.	0:34:52	0:34:55
Dwayne LaFontaine is here.	0:34:55	0:34:59
Where have you been? I'm throwing a welcome-to-the-neighbourhood party	0:34:59	0:35:02
and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have!	0:35:02	0:35:05
Stand down, sister.	0:35:05	0:35:07
I guarantee that there will not be a living thing at this party!	0:35:07	0:35:12
Verminator is on the job.	0:35:12	0:35:14
-CHATTERING -Leave it! Leave it... Aah!	0:35:14	0:35:17
-What do we have here? -HE SNIFFS	0:35:17	0:35:20
Didelphis marsupial virginianus.	0:35:20	0:35:23
-Approximately ten pounds. -HE SNIFFS	0:35:23	0:35:25
-EXHALING: -Male.	0:35:25	0:35:27
-SNAP! -Oh!	0:35:27	0:35:28
-Aah! -I think he's dead. -Oh, really?	0:35:28	0:35:30
Do you have an associates degree from VermTech?	0:35:30	0:35:33
I think he wants you to think he's dead.	0:35:33	0:35:35
(Guys, move! Move, move! That's it! Hurry! Run! Let's go!)	0:35:35	0:35:39
KIDS SCREAM	0:35:39	0:35:40
Look at him. You can see him breathing.	0:35:40	0:35:42
-Huh? -I certainly hope he's not in any pain. -Ha-ha!	0:35:42	0:35:45
-Agh! -Wagh! Kill it! Kill it!	0:35:45	0:35:48
-Thank you, all, for coming! -Ogh! Agh! -You were a great audience!	0:35:48	0:35:51
Awe, man! HE SIGHS, THEN GASPS	0:35:51	0:35:54
All right, what am I up against here?	0:35:54	0:35:57
-SNIFFING: -Possum... Porcupine... Skunk... Squirrel... Raccoon...	0:35:57	0:36:02
-HE SNIFFS DEEPLY: -Amphibian. -Reptile. -No.	0:36:02	0:36:05
-HE SNIFFS DEEPLY: -Reptile.	0:36:05	0:36:08
THEY ALL CHATTER	0:36:10	0:36:12
That's what I call a super-duper performance there, fella.	0:36:12	0:36:15
Yeah, it was super. They were riveted. You were awesome!	0:36:15	0:36:18
-CHEERING -All right! -Whoo-hoo!	0:36:18	0:36:21
Dad, I just gotta say that was, um, that was pretty good.	0:36:21	0:36:25
-Props for the Oz man! -ALL: Oz man! CHEERING	0:36:26	0:36:30
But let's not forget our brilliant leadership, RJ.	0:36:30	0:36:34
ALL: RJ! CHEERING	0:36:34	0:36:38
-LAUGHING: -RJ! -Hey, RJ, come this way. We wanna show you something.	0:36:38	0:36:41
-Yeah, sure. -Sweet!	0:36:41	0:36:43
What a team! THEY ALL CHATTER	0:36:43	0:36:46
'You're my hero, there, fella!'	0:36:46	0:36:48
-Over here! This way! -Come on. -Yeah, we wanna show you something.	0:36:52	0:36:56
-Come on. Hurry! -Check it out.	0:36:56	0:36:59
Your new home.	0:37:01	0:37:04
-And look! We got a place for you right here. -That's for me?	0:37:07	0:37:12
Yeah. Is this anything like what you had, RJ?	0:37:12	0:37:15
This isn't anything like what I had, Lou.	0:37:17	0:37:20
-Here, I'm not supposed to drink this. -Thanks.	0:37:20	0:37:24
Ahem. Is that my bag?	0:37:24	0:37:26
-Yeah, we brought it so you wouldn't have to sleep in that tree. -Really?	0:37:26	0:37:30
-Wow. -Hey, RJ, check this out. We totally hooked up the TV.	0:37:30	0:37:34
-I hotwired the HD converter. -We get, like, a thousand channels.	0:37:34	0:37:39
-Here. Can you take the remote before my dad does? -Wow.	0:37:39	0:37:42
A universal remote?	0:37:42	0:37:44
This is nice, guys. Really nice.	0:37:45	0:37:48
-TV: -'We now return to A Scoundrel Among Us.	0:37:50	0:37:53
'You should be ashamed of yourself. We let you into our family	0:37:53	0:37:56
-'and you deceived us. -I gave you my heart and you ripped it to pieces.	0:37:56	0:38:01
'Get real, Kevin. Cos when you feel like a dirtbag,	0:38:01	0:38:04
'it's because you're a dirtbag. Right?	0:38:04	0:38:07
'So just own it. Just say it out loud, "I am a dirtbag."'	0:38:07	0:38:11
Dirtbag? I don't think that guy's a real doctor.	0:38:11	0:38:14
What do you think there, RJ? RJ?	0:38:14	0:38:17
RJ BREATHES DEEPLY	0:38:17	0:38:21
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, RJ! What are you doing, man?!	0:38:21	0:38:24
You're getting in way too deep.	0:38:24	0:38:26
Oh! You just get the food, feed the bear.	0:38:26	0:38:29
Get the food, feed the bear.	0:38:29	0:38:31
Waah! Where's the food? Where's the food?!	0:38:31	0:38:34
Oh!	0:38:41	0:38:42
-What are you doing? -I'm getting things back to the way they were.	0:38:43	0:38:47
-No, don't! How about I just leave? -Good.	0:38:47	0:38:49
-You leave and I return this stuff to the rightful owners. -What?!	0:38:49	0:38:53
-Why?! -Because we've angered the humans	0:38:53	0:38:56
and we don't wanna end up like that rabbit.	0:38:56	0:38:59
Hence...I'm giving this back so they won't kill us.	0:38:59	0:39:03
Verne, you don't understand! We need this stuff!	0:39:03	0:39:07
-No, we don't! -You can't take it!	0:39:07	0:39:10
-Yes, I can! -Let go! -You let go!	0:39:10	0:39:14
-I have to have it! -No!	0:39:14	0:39:16
Agh!	0:39:16	0:39:19
Huh?	0:39:20	0:39:22
Agh!	0:39:27	0:39:29
Verne, move slow, keep your voice low and follow me.	0:39:29	0:39:32
-What? -Shh! Ugh...	0:39:32	0:39:35
-No-o-o! -Shh, shh! -No, I'm not falling for any more of your...	0:39:35	0:39:39
-smooth talk! -HE WHISPERS	0:39:39	0:39:42
Ugh! I don't know what you're up to, but my entire shell is tingling.	0:39:42	0:39:46
-I'm listening to it this time and I'm putting my foot down. -No!	0:39:46	0:39:51
-SQUEAKING -Play?	0:39:51	0:39:53
-SQUEAKING -Huh?	0:39:53	0:39:55
-Oh. Um... -Play!	0:39:55	0:39:57
-Agh! -SQUEAKING	0:39:57	0:39:58
-Play, play, play! -SQUEAKING	0:39:58	0:40:00
-Play, play, play, play! -Ogh!	0:40:00	0:40:02
-Aggghhh! Ough! Ogh! -THEY BOTH SHOUT	0:40:02	0:40:06
THEY BOTH CONTINUE TO SHOUT	0:40:06	0:40:08
Ogh!	0:40:08	0:40:09
Ogh! Ogh! Agh! Agh!	0:40:09	0:40:12
DOG GRUNTS	0:40:12	0:40:14
-DOLL: -Let's play.	0:40:14	0:40:16
-Play? -Geez!	0:40:19	0:40:22
-Ogh! Agh! -Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play! -Woah!	0:40:22	0:40:25
-Down, boy! Sit! Roll over! -Play!	0:40:25	0:40:28
-Play dead! -Play! Play! -Agh! Ogh! Ugh!	0:40:29	0:40:33
-That-a-boy, Verne! Save the food! I'll lose the dog! -Play! -Huh?	0:40:33	0:40:36
Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!	0:40:36	0:40:39
Aggghh! Ooggghhh! Agh!	0:40:39	0:40:42
No! No! No! No! No! No! Agh! Agh!	0:40:42	0:40:46
You're dropping all the food, man! Here, catch!	0:40:46	0:40:50
-Agh! -Are you hungry? Look, food!	0:40:52	0:40:54
-DOG BARKS -Wagh!	0:40:54	0:40:56
-Ogh! Ogh! -Agh! Agh, agh, agh! Woah!	0:40:56	0:40:59
Look, people! Play with 'em!	0:40:59	0:41:01
-SCREAMING -Look out!	0:41:01	0:41:03
-Play, play, play, play, play, play! -Ugh! I'm all right.	0:41:03	0:41:07
I'm fine. I'm OK.	0:41:07	0:41:09
Agh! Whoo!	0:41:09	0:41:11
-Huh? -Verne, unhook the chain!	0:41:11	0:41:15
HE WHINES	0:41:15	0:41:17
Play!	0:41:18	0:41:19
Woah!	0:41:19	0:41:20
No! Chips!	0:41:22	0:41:24
-Ugh! -Bad!	0:41:24	0:41:26
-Oh, boy! -Woah!	0:41:28	0:41:30
-Agh! -TANK SPLUTTERS	0:41:32	0:41:34
Verne, I told you to unhook the chain!	0:41:38	0:41:40
Oh!	0:41:42	0:41:43
Ah. RUSTLING	0:41:50	0:41:52
Garbage cans are not to be on the kerb before eight... Oh!	0:41:56	0:42:00
Agghhh!	0:42:01	0:42:02
THEY BOTH GASP	0:42:08	0:42:09
-You're the devil. -Aaagggghhh! -Aggghhh!	0:42:14	0:42:16
-Agggghhh! -Aggggghhh! -Aggggghhh!	0:42:16	0:42:19
-Aagggh! Ogh! -Ow! -Ow! -Ogh! Ow! -Egh!	0:42:19	0:42:21
-Ogh! -Ogh! -Agh!	0:42:21	0:42:23
HE LAUGHS	0:42:28	0:42:30
No! No!	0:42:30	0:42:34
-Verne, you all right there? Give me a hand, Oz. -Oh, sure, sure.	0:42:34	0:42:37
-What the heck happened? -What happened? -It's gone.	0:42:37	0:42:40
The food...gone!	0:42:40	0:42:43
-What? -Gone? -How is it gone?	0:42:43	0:42:45
-Ask...him! -Verne?	0:42:45	0:42:48
-I returned it to its rightful owner. -BOTH: -What?!	0:42:48	0:42:52
We, like, worked our tails off, you know? Like, a lot!	0:42:52	0:42:56
And the food we gathered was totally...you know!	0:42:56	0:42:59
And you're... You're all whatever!	0:42:59	0:43:01
Yeah, Verne, what were you thinking? The log was full!	0:43:01	0:43:04
-Full of junk. -Oh, so what are you saying there?	0:43:04	0:43:07
The food we gather our way isn't as good as the food we gather your way?	0:43:07	0:43:11
Your way? You mean his way. Can't you see RJ's just using you?!	0:43:11	0:43:16
Oh, Verne! Shame on you! RJ wouldn't do that.	0:43:16	0:43:19
You have got to trust me on this!	0:43:19	0:43:21
There's something wrong with this guy.	0:43:21	0:43:24
My tail tingles every time I get near him!	0:43:24	0:43:26
Oh, so we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's vibrating?	0:43:26	0:43:30
I'm starting to think that little tingle is just you being jealous.	0:43:30	0:43:33
-Jealous? Of him?! -Yeah, he's embracing the future there	0:43:33	0:43:37
-and you're just holding us back! -Oh, I hold you back, all right!	0:43:37	0:43:41
From extinction! See what you've done here?	0:43:41	0:43:43
If they listen to the stuff you're telling them, they'll be dead!	0:43:43	0:43:47
You're only interested in taking advantage of them	0:43:47	0:43:49
because they are too stupid and naive to know any better!	0:43:49	0:43:53
I'm not stupid.	0:43:55	0:43:57
OK, I didn't mean...um... I meant ignorant.	0:44:00	0:44:05
The way's over...over... over there.	0:44:07	0:44:10
Come on, you guys. You know I didn't mean it like that. Don't do this.	0:44:10	0:44:15
Stella? Ozzie?	0:44:15	0:44:17
Hammy...you know I didn't...	0:44:18	0:44:20
-Hammy? -I'm not stupid.	0:44:23	0:44:26
Please.	0:44:27	0:44:29
# I must	0:44:33	0:44:36
-# Give the impression... # -HE SIGHS	0:44:36	0:44:38
# ..That I have the answers	0:44:38	0:44:41
# For everything	0:44:41	0:44:44
# You were	0:44:44	0:44:46
# So disappointed	0:44:46	0:44:49
# To see me unravel	0:44:49	0:44:51
# So easily	0:44:51	0:44:54
# It's only change	0:44:56	0:44:58
# It's only everything	0:44:58	0:45:04
# I know	0:45:04	0:45:06
# It's only change	0:45:06	0:45:09
# And I'm only changing... #	0:45:09	0:45:13
-Goodnight, Uncle RJ. -Goodnight, kiddo.	0:45:13	0:45:16
# ..Lada, lada	0:45:16	0:45:18
# Ladadadadada	0:45:18	0:45:21
-# Lada... # -Moon's full, RJ.	0:45:21	0:45:24
See you in the morning.	0:45:24	0:45:27
# ..Lada, lada	0:45:27	0:45:29
-# Ladadadadadada... # -HE SIGHS	0:45:29	0:45:32
# ..Lada, ladadadadadada	0:45:32	0:45:37
# You want	0:45:37	0:45:40
# Something that's constant	0:45:40	0:45:42
# And I only wanted	0:45:42	0:45:45
# To be me	0:45:45	0:45:48
# But watch	0:45:48	0:45:50
# Even the stars above	0:45:50	0:45:53
# Things that seem still	0:45:53	0:45:55
-# Are still changing... # -LAUGHTER	0:45:55	0:45:58
-# ..Lada, lada... # -Hah!	0:45:58	0:46:01
-I got ya! -# ..Ladadadadada	0:46:01	0:46:03
-# Lada, ladadadadadada... # -Oh!	0:46:03	0:46:08
-Is it done? -Affirmative.	0:46:08	0:46:10
Did you put this one in? This de-pelter turbo?	0:46:10	0:46:13
That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state...	0:46:13	0:46:17
-except Texas. -I don't care if this is against the Geneva Conventions!	0:46:17	0:46:21
-I want it! -CHUCKLING: -I thought you might.	0:46:21	0:46:24
So I took the liberty of installing it for you.	0:46:24	0:46:27
Adios, animal infestation.	0:46:30	0:46:33
BEEPING	0:46:33	0:46:34
Agh! CLANGING	0:46:34	0:46:35
-Oh, my! -SHE CHUCKLES	0:46:35	0:46:37
# ..Lada, lada	0:46:43	0:46:45
# Ladadadadada	0:46:45	0:46:48
-# Lada, ladadadadadada... # -HE SIGHS	0:46:48	0:46:53
What have I done?	0:46:53	0:46:55
-I shouldn't have taken all that food. -What?	0:46:57	0:47:00
I shouldn't have taken all that food.	0:47:00	0:47:02
I was just trying to return things to the way they were.	0:47:02	0:47:05
I was just being cautious cos that's what I am. I'm naturally tentative.	0:47:05	0:47:09
There's even places in my shell I haven't been.	0:47:09	0:47:12
You, on the other hand, you're, like, cool and crazy	0:47:12	0:47:16
and fearless. I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous.	0:47:16	0:47:19
HE SIGHS Verne, believe me...	0:47:19	0:47:22
you should not be jealous of me.	0:47:22	0:47:25
You got a good thing here.	0:47:25	0:47:27
You're doing what's best for your family.	0:47:27	0:47:29
You're what's best for them now.	0:47:29	0:47:31
What about your tail?	0:47:31	0:47:33
Ah... My head says, "Listen to my tail," my tail says,	0:47:33	0:47:37
"Listen to my head." I just end up with an upset stomach.	0:47:37	0:47:41
That's why you need to be in charge now.	0:47:41	0:47:44
-You don't really know what's going on here. -And you do.	0:47:44	0:47:47
-So, what's the problem? -This, Verne, is the problem.	0:47:47	0:47:50
-You see this? -I'm listening. -BEEPING	0:47:50	0:47:53
-Just... -Uh-huh. -Just hang on a second, all right?	0:47:53	0:47:56
-Hey, um, you the lady throwing the party? -Yes, just to the right.	0:47:57	0:48:02
-There are protective booties for you to put on over your shoes. -Yes!	0:48:02	0:48:06
-Yes! -Um... Um, what is this?	0:48:06	0:48:11
What? Oh. That...	0:48:11	0:48:14
-Mmm-hmm. -..is a list of all the stuff that you lost, Verne.	0:48:14	0:48:19
-Really? -It's a big list. You can see that.	0:48:19	0:48:21
Well, you're an...organised guy, aren't ya? Nice job.	0:48:21	0:48:25
I know a place that is so full of food,	0:48:25	0:48:27
we could get it all back in one night.	0:48:27	0:48:29
-Great. Let's go! Where is it? -Inside that house. -What?	0:48:29	0:48:33
-Agh! Oh! -THUD!	0:48:33	0:48:35
-What is the point of this thing? -'Just send it down.'	0:48:35	0:48:40
What Verne is trying to say is...	0:48:40	0:48:42
I mean, it's hard to sum it all up in just one word,	0:48:42	0:48:45
-but... -I'm sorry.	0:48:45	0:48:47
-Ooh! Come here! -Give me a hug!	0:48:49	0:48:52
THEY ALL CHATTER That's right!	0:48:52	0:48:53
OK, listen. Stay in the huddle. Here's the plan.	0:48:53	0:48:56
Now, the traps are set here, here, here, here...	0:48:56	0:49:01
..here, here, here,	0:49:02	0:49:04
here, here...here and here...	0:49:04	0:49:08
..here, here...	0:49:09	0:49:12
here, here,	0:49:12	0:49:15
big one here, here...	0:49:15	0:49:18
-and maybe a few over here. -Gee, is that all? -No.	0:49:18	0:49:22
There's a bunch of red lights all over here. You OK, Verne?	0:49:22	0:49:25
-You look a little green. -I blacked out for a second there,	0:49:25	0:49:28
but I get the idea. Lights, traps. I may need to change my shell.	0:49:28	0:49:32
OK, this is us.	0:49:32	0:49:34
-Can I be the car? -I wanna be the car! -I'm the car! You be the shoe!	0:49:34	0:49:38
-Shoe is lame. -Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron there?	0:49:38	0:49:42
Hey! It's not important! Besides, I'm the car.	0:49:42	0:49:45
I'm always the car. Now, the plan works in three simple steps.	0:49:45	0:49:49
Step one, kill the lights. Step two, get inside.	0:49:49	0:49:52
-Step three, get out with food. -But this place is like a fortress.	0:49:52	0:49:55
Walls so high, doors impenetrable.	0:49:55	0:49:58
-How will we get in? -The collar is the key.	0:49:58	0:50:01
Literally, the collar. It's like a key that opens the door and...	0:50:02	0:50:07
And what? You think he'll just hand over his collar to you?	0:50:07	0:50:10
Not to me, my femme fatale. To you!	0:50:10	0:50:12
-Her?! -Me?! -You, Stella. We'll get that cat to give you his collar	0:50:12	0:50:16
-by using... -My stink! -Your feminine charms.	0:50:16	0:50:20
-HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY -Was that out loud?	0:50:20	0:50:23
Look, raccoon, um, maybe that mask you're wearing	0:50:23	0:50:26
is obstructing your view, but...	0:50:26	0:50:28
if you haven't noticed, I'm a skunk.	0:50:28	0:50:30
On the outside, maybe, but I'm looking inside and I see a fox!	0:50:30	0:50:34
And all we gotta do is get her out.	0:50:34	0:50:37
BEEPING	0:50:37	0:50:40
-Scissors! -Scissors? -Here. -Woah! Hey! Hey! Watch the... -Charcoal!	0:50:41	0:50:46
-Charcoal? -COUGHING	0:50:46	0:50:48
-Air freshener. -Tomato juice! -Cork! -Cork? Don't you dare!	0:50:48	0:50:52
-Oh! -BEEPING INCREASES	0:50:52	0:50:55
-Get him! -Score! -Yeah! BEEPING	0:50:55	0:50:58
BUZZING	0:50:58	0:51:00
-One more thing. -Ow! -Woah! Stop!	0:51:00	0:51:03
That's it. Ladies and gentlemen, our work here is done.	0:51:03	0:51:07
-Oh, my! -Big jeepers!	0:51:10	0:51:13
-She's all, like, wow. -What?	0:51:13	0:51:15
Oh.	0:51:18	0:51:19
-Meow! -Woah! -Woah!	0:51:25	0:51:28
-Gosh, she looks... -Wow.	0:51:28	0:51:32
ALL: Ooh.	0:51:32	0:51:35
All right, gang, this is it. We're going in.	0:51:37	0:51:41
Agh! Gagh! Hagh!	0:51:43	0:51:46
Ha! Oh, not again. Dang it!	0:51:47	0:51:50
Those things are so life-like.	0:51:50	0:51:53
Curse you, plastic mouldsmen!	0:51:53	0:51:55
DOG BARKS	0:51:58	0:52:00
Agh! Eeh! Ogh!	0:52:04	0:52:07
OK, Hammy.	0:52:13	0:52:14
Woah! Hammy!	0:52:14	0:52:17
Go! Go, go, go! Go, go, go!	0:52:31	0:52:34
Go! No, no, no! No, no, no! No!	0:52:34	0:52:38
Agh! Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk!	0:52:38	0:52:41
-But I want the cookie. -What's going on? -Agh!	0:52:41	0:52:44
Is everything OK?	0:52:44	0:52:47
Egh!	0:52:47	0:52:48
Aah...	0:52:48	0:52:51
Ah-ha! Here we go! Come on, Hammy. Come on. Follow the pretty light.	0:52:52	0:52:56
There it is. That's it.	0:52:56	0:52:59
That's it. That's it. There it is. Go get it.	0:53:00	0:53:04
Mmm-hmm. That's it. That's it.	0:53:08	0:53:11
Go get it, you little nut! BEEPING	0:53:13	0:53:15
Bingo!	0:53:15	0:53:17
-OK, step two! -I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great!	0:53:17	0:53:21
OK, gorgeous, you're on.	0:53:24	0:53:26
Man, this better be one stupid cat.	0:53:29	0:53:32
Audio, go!	0:53:32	0:53:35
COW MOOS	0:53:35	0:53:36
She's supposed to be a cat. Put it on cat.	0:53:37	0:53:39
Let's hope the cat likes a cow.	0:53:39	0:53:41
Who goes there?!	0:53:41	0:53:44
-You're a cat! You're a cat! -You're a cat!	0:53:44	0:53:47
Um, I mean, I'm a cat. Um, meow.	0:53:47	0:53:51
Yeah, right(!) Shoo! Go on, get away from here.	0:53:51	0:53:54
-My owner does not give scraps to common strays. -Common strays?	0:53:54	0:53:58
-All right, you asked for it. -(Get the collar!)	0:53:58	0:54:01
Gee, that's a nice collar you got on. Mind if I have a look?	0:54:01	0:54:04
No, no, no, no! Come no closer!	0:54:04	0:54:07
I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woods. Achoo!	0:54:07	0:54:10
-Away with your filth! -My filth?!	0:54:10	0:54:13
-THEY GASP -My filth?!	0:54:13	0:54:15
Oh, jeepers, here we go.	0:54:15	0:54:16
OK, listen! I am sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me	0:54:16	0:54:20
and running away cos they think I'm filthy!	0:54:20	0:54:22
Well, I got news for you! I didn't get all primped and preened	0:54:22	0:54:26
to have some over-fed papa's puff ball tell me he's too good for me!	0:54:26	0:54:29
I got make-up on my butt and you don't wanna know about the cork!	0:54:29	0:54:34
Stop! No-one has ever spoken to me like that!	0:54:34	0:54:38
THEY GASP	0:54:38	0:54:39
It is bold. I like it.	0:54:39	0:54:43
Well, believe me, there's more where that came from...puff ball!	0:54:46	0:54:50
All right, let's boogie.	0:54:50	0:54:52
You're strong. Your essence is...overpowering.	0:54:52	0:54:55
-What do you mean by that? -It is your eyes.	0:54:55	0:54:58
-My eyes? -They are...luminous.	0:54:58	0:55:02
Luminous. Dang!	0:55:02	0:55:05
I think this is the part where I blacked out.	0:55:05	0:55:08
Did the little shoes and cars actually get into the house?	0:55:08	0:55:11
-So, you got a name? -Yes, it is a Persian name	0:55:12	0:55:16
for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.	0:55:16	0:55:21
Ooh. That's a mouthful. Can I just call you...Tiger?	0:55:21	0:55:25
Woah. ALL: Aaah.	0:55:25	0:55:28
Wicked, cool!	0:55:28	0:55:31
Animals are in the house.	0:55:31	0:55:34
-ALL: Wow! -Oh, my goodness.	0:55:42	0:55:47
CHATTERING Heh-heh! Yes!	0:55:47	0:55:49
-OK, stations, everybody. -Let's boogie.	0:55:49	0:55:51
-We got it. -Here we go. -No grip! No grip! No grip! Help!	0:55:51	0:55:56
-Hammy! Less claw, more pad. -Oh, OK.	0:55:56	0:55:59
-WHAP! -Ugh! That hurt.	0:55:59	0:56:01
Ugh!	0:56:03	0:56:05
-Uh-oh! -TV NOISE	0:56:06	0:56:09
SHE MUTTERS	0:56:09	0:56:11
-What was that? -That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?	0:56:11	0:56:15
MEOW!	0:56:15	0:56:17
-LOUD TV NOISE -Wooooaaahhh!	0:56:17	0:56:21
This way! This way!	0:56:21	0:56:23
TV STOPS	0:56:25	0:56:26
SHE MUMBLES	0:56:26	0:56:28
OK, OK, we're good. Go back to work.	0:56:28	0:56:31
Ugh! Here you go.	0:56:31	0:56:33
-Here, catch! -Ugh!	0:56:33	0:56:36
-Oh, boy. -HE GASPS	0:56:41	0:56:43
Yes! We're gonna make it.	0:56:43	0:56:46
-My father, he had an exceptionally flat face. -Mmm-hmm.	0:56:46	0:56:49
-It was so beautiful, he could barely breathe. -Fascinating.	0:56:49	0:56:53
Inside, I have a multi-levelled climby thing with shag carpet.	0:56:53	0:56:57
-Come, I'll show you. -No! No, um, I haven't told you about MY life.	0:56:57	0:57:01
Good. Good. Going great, going great. BEEPING	0:57:01	0:57:05
-What is that? -That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning.	0:57:05	0:57:08
THEY BOTH SCREAM	0:57:09	0:57:11
-Where'd she go? -Get down and stay down!	0:57:11	0:57:14
SHE YAWNS	0:57:19	0:57:21
Move! Move!	0:57:21	0:57:23
SHE GROANS	0:57:23	0:57:26
Come on! We've gotta go before she comes back!	0:57:41	0:57:43
No! Not without those Spuddies!	0:57:45	0:57:47
-What? -Lou, Penny, back to the TV. Heather, keep an eye on that human!	0:57:47	0:57:51
-I'm on it, RJ. -No, Heather, wait!	0:57:51	0:57:53
The tingle! The tingle! RJ, the wagon's full. Let's get out of here.	0:57:53	0:57:58
-Hang on, Vincent! This'll only take a second! -Vincent? -Where?!	0:57:58	0:58:01
-Who's Vincent? -Oh. Verne, Vincent, simple slip of the bear... Tongue!	0:58:01	0:58:05
I... Er... Um, just bear with me is what I meant to say. Heh-heh!	0:58:05	0:58:09
There's no bear. BOTTLES CLINK	0:58:09	0:58:13
-CLINKING CONTINUES -Hmm? Oh!	0:58:13	0:58:16
-Lights fading...limbs growing... -Agh!	0:58:16	0:58:19
Heather?	0:58:21	0:58:22
-Oh! -SHE GAGS	0:58:22	0:58:25
Oh!	0:58:25	0:58:26
Oh, Heather!	0:58:30	0:58:33
There's a dead, white rat on my staircase!	0:58:33	0:58:36
-I thought you were dead. -I learned from the best, Dad.	0:58:39	0:58:43
That's my girl.	0:58:43	0:58:45
No! Come to Papa!	0:58:45	0:58:47
We better hurry. We don't have much time.	0:58:47	0:58:50
-What's going on? -Nothing! -Let's get out of here,	0:58:50	0:58:53
-because we have what we need. -No, we don't! -What are you talking about?	0:58:53	0:58:56
-We have more than enough! -Listen! I've got this long to hand over	0:58:56	0:58:59
that wagonload of food to a homicidal bear!	0:58:59	0:59:01
And if these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then I will be! Now, let go!	0:59:01	0:59:05
-What? -Let go!	0:59:05	0:59:09
Agh!	0:59:10	0:59:12
Hey! Woah! SMASHING AND CLATTERING	0:59:12	0:59:14
-Huh? -Oh!	0:59:14	0:59:16
-Um, I'm sorry. I gotta go. -Stella! Stella! Where are you going?	0:59:16	0:59:20
Stella-a-a-a-a!	0:59:20	0:59:23
Agggghhhh!	0:59:24	0:59:26
-Oh! -Stella! -Look, it's not you. It won't work, OK?	0:59:26	0:59:31
-Because I'm a... -Agh! -..a... -SKUNK!	0:59:31	0:59:34
-Yeah, that. -Aggghhh! -Sorry you have to see this. Fire in the hole!	0:59:34	0:59:38
-COUGHING: -Oh, my... Oh! -This smell doesn't bother you?	0:59:43	0:59:47
No. This face was bred for beauty. I cannot smell a thing.	0:59:47	0:59:52
You...can't smell.	0:59:52	0:59:54
-To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go! -SHE GAGS	1:00:01	1:00:05
-Run! -THEY ALL CHATTER	1:00:05	1:00:06
-THEY ALL GASP -Let's party!	1:00:08	1:00:11
-THEY ALL SHOUT -Bunnies! -Agh! Ogh!	1:00:11	1:00:14
-Flee, my love! -Ugh! -Agh!	1:00:14	1:00:17
-Run! That way! Outside! -THEY ALL CHATTER	1:00:17	1:00:20
ALL: Oh!	1:00:20	1:00:24
-GUN COCKS -Buenos dias, reptile.	1:00:25	1:00:29
-Agh! Ugh! -You've just been verminated.	1:00:32	1:00:35
-HE LAUGHS, THEN SNIFFS -Woah. You stink.	1:00:35	1:00:39
That's because you let them into my...house!	1:00:39	1:00:43
-Those... -Hey, Nancy, stop your honking.	1:00:43	1:00:45
-These little guys'll be disposed of quickly and humanely. -No!	1:00:45	1:00:49
Not humanely! As inhumanely as possible!	1:00:49	1:00:52
It was a pleasure doing business with you, ma'am.	1:00:55	1:00:59
WAGON WHEELS SQUEAK	1:01:02	1:01:05
-What's he gonna do to us, Mama? -I... I don't know, baby.	1:01:14	1:01:18
I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real.	1:01:19	1:01:22
There, there, there, sweetheart. We'll be OK.	1:01:22	1:01:25
You were right about him, Verne. We should have listened. Sorry.	1:01:29	1:01:34
No...	1:01:34	1:01:37
I knew we couldn't trust him	1:01:37	1:01:39
and I got us into this.	1:01:39	1:01:42
I should have known better.	1:01:42	1:01:44
WAGON WHEELS SQUEAK	1:01:45	1:01:48
-Wow! Ha-ha! -Vincent.	1:01:52	1:01:54
So I was on my way down here to kill you,	1:01:54	1:01:57
but I stopped to watch the show and I gotta say...	1:01:57	1:02:01
..that right there... is a thing of beauty.	1:02:02	1:02:06
That is the most vicious, deceitful,	1:02:08	1:02:12
self-serving thing I've ever seen.	1:02:12	1:02:15
Heh-heh-heh! Classic RJ.	1:02:15	1:02:18
You take the food... and they take the fall.	1:02:18	1:02:22
ENGINE REVS	1:02:23	1:02:26
You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me...	1:02:27	1:02:30
having everything you ever wanted.	1:02:30	1:02:33
But I already had that.	1:02:34	1:02:36
What? Them?	1:02:36	1:02:38
Who are you kidding? You said it yourself.	1:02:38	1:02:41
You're a family of one. Always will be.	1:02:41	1:02:45
It's how guys like you and me survive.	1:02:45	1:02:48
So a few saps got hurt in the process.	1:02:48	1:02:51
Tough. That's life. Trust me. You don't need them.	1:02:51	1:02:55
Actually...I do.	1:02:57	1:03:00
And right now, they really need me!	1:03:02	1:03:05
So I really need this!	1:03:06	1:03:08
RJ!	1:03:08	1:03:10
-Agh! -TYRES SCREECH	1:03:14	1:03:16
-What the...? Oof! -TYRES SCREECH	1:03:16	1:03:19
TYRES SCREECH	1:03:19	1:03:22
-Oh! -There goes the back again. -Are you OK?	1:03:24	1:03:27
THEY ALL GROAN	1:03:27	1:03:30
-You sorry sack of wet dog... -Woah, Stella! This is a rescue!	1:03:31	1:03:35
I'm rescuing you!	1:03:35	1:03:37
-I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren'll stink! -Bear!	1:03:37	1:03:41
-What's that? -Bear! -Hair? -Bear! -Air? -Bear!	1:03:41	1:03:45
-Oh, bear! -Grr! -Agh!	1:03:45	1:03:47
ENGINE REVS AND TYRES SCREECH	1:03:47	1:03:49
THEY ALL SHOUT	1:03:49	1:03:50
Ugh! What?	1:03:50	1:03:53
Woah!	1:03:54	1:03:56
-We're out of control! -We can drive. -It's just like Auto Homicide III.	1:03:56	1:04:00
What?	1:04:00	1:04:02
BEAR GROWLS Aggghhh! Hey!	1:04:04	1:04:07
-Let me in! Wrong button! Wrong button! -Grr! Agh!	1:04:07	1:04:10
-SATNAV: -'Please select destination.' -Take us home!	1:04:10	1:04:13
-Take us to the log! -'Previous destination selected.	1:04:13	1:04:16
-'Make illegal U-turn.' -You got it!	1:04:16	1:04:20
Agh! Hammy! Let me in!	1:04:21	1:04:24
-Not listening to you, RJ! La-La-la... -Kids, lose that bear!	1:04:24	1:04:29
-What weapons do we have? -We've got a hammer! -Cool!	1:04:29	1:04:33
-Agh! -Ogh! You little... Grr!	1:04:33	1:04:37
Agh!	1:04:37	1:04:38
Thank you! Yes, yes! Hey, let me in!	1:04:38	1:04:41
-Let me in! -No, ring-tailed charlatan! -Ozzie!	1:04:41	1:04:44
-He's just trying to help us. Just let him in! -After what he did to us?	1:04:44	1:04:48
-But he came back. -BEAR GROWLS	1:04:48	1:04:50
And he brought a bear! THEY ALL CHATTER AT ONCE	1:04:50	1:04:53
Hey! No fighting while we're driving!	1:04:53	1:04:56
We will turn this van around, mister!	1:04:56	1:04:59
-He started it. -I'm telling you, he's just trying to help us. Really.	1:05:00	1:05:03
But, Verne, you're the one who always says trust your tail.	1:05:03	1:05:07
-But it's not tingling. -ALL: Ooh!	1:05:07	1:05:09
-Why didn't you say so? -Hey!	1:05:09	1:05:12
Thanks! Thank you!	1:05:13	1:05:14
-Grr! -THEY ALL SHOUT	1:05:14	1:05:17
-You're dead, RJ! -ALL: Aah! -And your friends are next!	1:05:17	1:05:21
-Look out! -BEAR ROARS	1:05:21	1:05:23
-SATNAV: -'Make an immediate left turn.'	1:05:23	1:05:25
Woah!	1:05:25	1:05:27
-Bonus points! -SCREAMING	1:05:28	1:05:31
Oh!	1:05:31	1:05:33
-THEY ALL SHOUT -Agh! Ogh! Aggghhh!	1:05:33	1:05:37
SCRAPING	1:05:37	1:05:38
-Grr! -THEY ALL CHEER	1:05:38	1:05:40
Aaagggghhhh! RJ!	1:05:40	1:05:46
-Agh! -Look out! -High score!	1:05:46	1:05:49
No, no, no, no, no, no!	1:05:49	1:05:52
-HORN HONKS -Agggghhh!	1:05:53	1:05:54
-SATNAV: -'You have arrived.'	1:06:10	1:06:13
-THEY ALL GROAN -Is everybody all right?	1:06:14	1:06:18
-Huh? -Come on. -We gotta go. -Agh! Ogh!	1:06:19	1:06:22
The old jazz dance injury. Oh!	1:06:22	1:06:25
-Come on! Come on! -Go, go, go.	1:06:25	1:06:27
-Did we make it? -All right! -Yes! -Lou? Penny?	1:06:32	1:06:37
-The kids here? -Yes. -Hammy? -Scary clown.	1:06:37	1:06:40
THEY ALL YELL	1:06:40	1:06:41
-THUD! -Grr!	1:06:43	1:06:45
-Grr! -Look out! THEY ALL SHOUT	1:06:48	1:06:50
-Agh! -Ha-ha!	1:06:50	1:06:52
WHIRRING	1:06:52	1:06:54
A weed hacker, Verne! A weed hacker!	1:06:55	1:06:58
-Yah! -THEY ALL SHOUT	1:06:59	1:07:00
Show your little rat faces! Filthy creatures!	1:07:01	1:07:05
-Grr! -Stay in the woods, where you belong!	1:07:05	1:07:08
-Look out! -'Grr!'	1:07:08	1:07:10
-Hyah! -BEAR ROARS	1:07:10	1:07:11
Ha-ha... Oof!	1:07:11	1:07:14
You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party!	1:07:14	1:07:17
TOOL HUMS	1:07:17	1:07:18
-SHOUTING -Grr!	1:07:18	1:07:20
-SHOUTING -Kids! -Penny, move!	1:07:20	1:07:23
Look out! THEY ALL SHOUT	1:07:23	1:07:24
-Down! -Ogh!	1:07:24	1:07:26
-'Grr!' -That's it! Verne, get everybody out of here.	1:07:26	1:07:30
-Huh? -I'll distract him. -He'll kill you!	1:07:30	1:07:32
-I'm the one he wants! Just take care of your family, Verne. -I intend to,	1:07:32	1:07:36
-the whole family! There's gotta be something we can do. -No time!	1:07:36	1:07:40
-BOTH: -Hammy! -Ogh! Ogh!	1:07:43	1:07:45
Ahh.	1:07:47	1:07:48
-Grr! -Hey, Vincent, you were right.	1:07:48	1:07:52
With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.	1:07:52	1:07:56
RJ! Grr!	1:07:56	1:07:59
-Now, Hammy! Go! Go! -'Grr!' -Ooh! Agh! Blagh!	1:07:59	1:08:02
-Woah! -HE BABBLES	1:08:02	1:08:04
MUSIC SLOWS DOWN	1:08:04	1:08:06
MUSIC STOPS	1:08:08	1:08:10
HE HUMS	1:08:11	1:08:13
HE CONTINUES TO HUM	1:08:13	1:08:15
HUMMING CONTINUES	1:08:24	1:08:27
Hmm.	1:08:28	1:08:30
-Um... Ha. -BEEPING	1:08:32	1:08:33
HE SNIFFS	1:08:33	1:08:36
Hmm?	1:08:36	1:08:38
# I got the cookie	1:08:38	1:08:40
# I got the cookie... #	1:08:40	1:08:42
HE CONTINUES TO HUM	1:08:42	1:08:44
HE LAUGHS	1:08:48	1:08:50
THEY YELL	1:09:08	1:09:09
ALARM BLARES	1:09:09	1:09:11
BUZZING	1:09:11	1:09:12
-ALARM BLARES -Huh! -Agh!	1:09:12	1:09:14
-Huh? -That's the... -The de-pelter turbo.	1:09:20	1:09:24
Prepare for a lot of stinging.	1:09:24	1:09:27
'Oh, no! No, no! No, no! Ogh!'	1:09:27	1:09:30
SHOUTING	1:09:30	1:09:33
SHOUTING CONTINUES	1:09:39	1:09:42
POPCORN POPS	1:09:45	1:09:46
CLANGING	1:09:51	1:09:54
THEY ALL MOAN	1:09:54	1:09:56
-Whoo-hoo! -Yeah! -We did it!	1:09:57	1:09:59
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo!	1:09:59	1:10:02
-Nice teamwork. -Come here, Hammy. Come here. You are a genius, my boy.	1:10:02	1:10:06
-Oh, thank... -BURPING: -..you!	1:10:06	1:10:08
-Eegh! -And, Verne, don't you ever fix this shell!	1:10:08	1:10:12
Yeah. Glad it's working for ya. Take it off, give it back.	1:10:12	1:10:16
-BEAR GROANS -Here we go.	1:10:16	1:10:18
Off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.	1:10:18	1:10:20
-You do realise that was a de-pelter turbo. -Officer, please!	1:10:20	1:10:23
It was the Verminator! He sold it to me! This has nothing to do with me!	1:10:23	1:10:27
It was in your yard, your name's on the contract so tell it to the judge!	1:10:27	1:10:31
-No! It's not my fault! -Ma'am! -I can't be arrested! -Excuse me.	1:10:31	1:10:35
-I'm president of the Homeowner's Association! -Agh! Take her down!	1:10:35	1:10:39
-Ugh! -She's getting away! -Ugh! -Oh! -THEY ALL SHOUT	1:10:39	1:10:42
-Get her! -My shoes! -Ma'am. -H-yah! -Hey, can I get a little help?	1:10:42	1:10:46
-OK. Ugh! Ogh! -SQUEAKING	1:10:46	1:10:50
-Play? -Oh, no. No, no. No, no!	1:10:50	1:10:52
-CRUNCH! -Agh!	1:10:52	1:10:53
-Yay! -Gimme five! -It worked! It worked! We did it!	1:10:53	1:10:58
-We did it! -Whoo! -All right! -Oh, yeah. -'Stella!'	1:10:58	1:11:02
-Stella! -Over here, Tiger. -Oh, Stella!	1:11:02	1:11:06
Ah. So this...is the outdoor woods?	1:11:07	1:11:11
-I like it. -Come on, big boy. You're coming with me.	1:11:11	1:11:15
You know, RJ, um...just for the record,	1:11:15	1:11:18
if you'd told us that all that food you were trying to get	1:11:18	1:11:21
was to pay back an angry bear, we would have given it to you.	1:11:21	1:11:24
-Really? -Yeah. That's what families do. They look out for each other.	1:11:24	1:11:28
-I've never really had anything like that. -I know. But believe me...	1:11:29	1:11:33
this...this is the gateway to the good life.	1:11:33	1:11:38
I wish you'd told me that sooner.	1:11:38	1:11:40
Well, that's bad communication, also something families do.	1:11:40	1:11:43
So, what do you say? Do you wanna be part of it?	1:11:43	1:11:46
-Oh, come here! Come here! -Oh! -I promised I wouldn't do this!	1:11:50	1:11:54
HE SOBS	1:11:54	1:11:56
-Welcome to the family. -Group hug! -All right!	1:11:56	1:12:00
-OK. -Whoo! -Awesome! -Here we go. -What a first week of spring, huh?	1:12:00	1:12:04
Wait a minute! That means there's only 267 days left till winter!	1:12:04	1:12:08
-What are we gonna do for food? -Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!	1:12:08	1:12:11
-Oh, oh, oh! -Yes...Hammy? -I filled the log.	1:12:11	1:12:15
-Um, what the...? -Woah-ho-ho! Look, look!	1:12:15	1:12:19
I found my nuts! Ooh!	1:12:19	1:12:22
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:12:26	1:12:28
# From family feud to Chevy Chase...	1:12:28	1:12:31
-Grr! -# ..We're rocking the suburbs	1:12:31	1:12:33
# We numb the muscles in our face	1:12:33	1:12:36
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:12:36	1:12:38
# We feed the dog and mow the lawn	1:12:38	1:12:41
# Watching Mommy balance the cheques	1:12:41	1:12:43
# While Daddy juggles credit cards	1:12:43	1:12:46
# Let me tell y'all what it's like	1:12:56	1:12:58
# Watching Idol on a Friday night	1:12:58	1:13:01
# In a house built safe and sound	1:13:01	1:13:03
# On Indian burial ground	1:13:03	1:13:05
# Sham on	1:13:05	1:13:06
# We drive our cars every day	1:13:11	1:13:13
# To and from work both ways	1:13:13	1:13:16
# So we make just enough to pay	1:13:16	1:13:18
# To drive our cars to work each day	1:13:18	1:13:20
# Hey, hey	1:13:20	1:13:21
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:13:24	1:13:27
# Around the block just one more time	1:13:27	1:13:29
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:13:29	1:13:32
# Cos I can't tell which house is mine	1:13:32	1:13:34
-# We're rocking the suburbs... # -BURP!	1:13:34	1:13:36
# ..We part the shades and face the facts	1:13:36	1:13:39
# They got better-looking fescue	1:13:39	1:13:41
# Right across the cul-de-sac	1:13:41	1:13:44
# Hot real estate, rising stars	1:13:54	1:13:57
# Get-rich-quick seminars	1:13:57	1:13:59
# Soap opera magazines	1:13:59	1:14:02
# 40,000-watt nativity scenes	1:14:02	1:14:04
# Don't freak about the smoke alarm	1:14:04	1:14:08
# Mom left the TV dinner on	1:14:09	1:14:13
# Yeah, we're rocking the suburbs	1:14:13	1:14:15
# From family feud to Chevy Chase	1:14:15	1:14:18
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:14:18	1:14:20
# We numb the muscles in our face	1:14:20	1:14:23
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:14:23	1:14:25
# We feed the dog and mow the lawn	1:14:25	1:14:27
# Watching Mommy balance the cheques	1:14:27	1:14:30
# While Daddy juggles credit cards... #	1:14:30	1:14:32
That, my friends, is the object of all human attention and devotion	1:14:34	1:14:38
-and they call it a TV. -Wicked, cool!	1:14:38	1:14:41
Humans feel a deep inner need to connect with the world around them.	1:14:41	1:14:45
-That is super. -They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts.	1:14:45	1:14:48
-Watching TV fulfils both needs at the same time. -Wow. Interesting.	1:14:48	1:14:52
Come on, kids. Family time in front of the TV. Got your snack food?	1:14:52	1:14:55
-Fire bell! Fire bell! -I can't find the remote.	1:14:55	1:15:00
-Hey, Spiky, race ya. -Has anybody seen the remote? -Dad, chill.	1:15:00	1:15:04
I could do a little TV. Today, we find out if the baby is gifted,	1:15:04	1:15:07
-or if Saxon is really an alien. -Just like Khan in Star Trek II!	1:15:07	1:15:10
The Genesis project was in the hands of the Enterprise,	1:15:10	1:15:13
but Khan had his perfect plan to steal the invention!	1:15:13	1:15:15
-Well, that was specific. -I saw it on TNT. They did a retrospective.	1:15:15	1:15:19
-Gummy worm, anybody? -Ah, let me have one.	1:15:19	1:15:21
-Pass this to Lou. -Mmm, taste this.	1:15:21	1:15:24
-What you got? -Share! -Don't take that! -This is the perfect food.	1:15:24	1:15:27
-Fat-free cookies? You might as well eat dirt. -I've had dirt!	1:15:27	1:15:30
-I don't like dirt. It tastes like dirt! -Shh! The show's starting.	1:15:30	1:15:34
# ..We're rocking the suburbs	1:15:35	1:15:38
-# Everything we need is here -Yeah!	1:15:38	1:15:40
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:15:40	1:15:43
# But it wasn't here last year	1:15:43	1:15:45
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:15:45	1:15:47
# You'll never know when we are gone	1:15:47	1:15:50
# Because the timer lights the pond	1:15:50	1:15:52
# And turns the cricket noises on	1:15:52	1:15:55
# Each night	1:15:55	1:15:58
# Yeah, yeah	1:15:58	1:16:00
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:16:00	1:16:02
-# Everything we need is here -Yeah!	1:16:02	1:16:04
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:16:04	1:16:06
# But it wasn't here last year	1:16:06	1:16:09
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:16:09	1:16:11
# You'll never know when we are gone	1:16:11	1:16:14
# Because the timer lights the pond	1:16:14	1:16:16
# And turns the cricket noises on	1:16:16	1:16:19
# Each night	1:16:19	1:16:22
# Yeah, yeah	1:16:22	1:16:24
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:16:24	1:16:26
-# Everything we need is here -Yeah!	1:16:26	1:16:29
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:16:29	1:16:31
# But it wasn't here last year	1:16:31	1:16:33
# We're rocking the suburbs	1:16:33	1:16:36
# You'll never know when we are gone	1:16:36	1:16:38
# Because the timer lights the pond	1:16:38	1:16:41
# And turns the cricket noises on	1:16:41	1:16:43
# Each night	1:16:43	1:16:46
# Yeah, yeah... #	1:16:46	1:16:48
CLANKING AND BANGING	1:16:50	1:16:52
Let's see. Hang on. Hang on a minute.	1:16:52	1:16:54
And... HAMMY CHATTERS	1:16:54	1:16:59
-THEY ALL CHEER -Woo-hoo! -All right!	1:16:59	1:17:03
Yes! Here we go.	1:17:03	1:17:04
-Kind of anticlimactic. -Shoot!	1:17:07	1:17:09

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