The Incredibles

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MAN: Audio level.	0:00:27	0:00:28
(BACKGROUND CHATTER)	0:00:28	0:00:30
Is this on?	0:00:30	0:00:31
WOMAN: That's fine.	0:00:31	0:00:32
I mean, I can break through walls, I just can't...	0:00:32	0:00:34
That's fine.	0:00:34	0:00:35
I can't get this on. (GRUNTS)	0:00:35	0:00:38
So, Mr Incredible,	0:00:38	0:00:39
do you have a secret identity?	0:00:39	0:00:41
Every superhero has a secret identity.	0:00:41	0:00:42
I don't know a single one who doesn't.	0:00:42	0:00:44
Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?	0:00:44	0:00:47
Of course I have a secret identity.	0:00:49	0:00:51
Can you see me in this at the, um,	0:00:51	0:00:53
at the... At the supermarket? Come on.	0:00:53	0:00:55
Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, you know what I mean?	0:00:55	0:00:57
Superladies, they're always trying to tell you	0:00:59	0:01:01
their secret identity.	0:01:01	0:01:03
Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that.	0:01:03	0:01:06
I say, girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego	0:01:06	0:01:10
or anything like that.	0:01:10	0:01:11
I mean, you tell me	0:01:11	0:01:13
you're a super-mega- ultra-lightning-babe,	0:01:13	0:01:15
that's all right with me.	0:01:15	0:01:17
I'm good. I'm good.	0:01:17	0:01:19
No matter how many times you save the world,	0:01:19	0:01:22
it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. I mean...	0:01:22	0:01:25
Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know?	0:01:25	0:01:28
For a little bit.	0:01:28	0:01:29
I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess!	0:01:29	0:01:32
Can we keep it clean for...for 10 minutes?	0:01:32	0:01:34
I could get to that point.	0:01:34	0:01:36
- Wait. Don't get up yet. - Please?	0:01:36	0:01:37
We're not finished.	0:01:37	0:01:39
Sometimes...	0:01:39	0:01:40
I think I'd just like the simple life, you know?	0:01:40	0:01:42
Relax a little and raise a family.	0:01:42	0:01:44
Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!	0:01:44	0:01:48
I'm up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on.	0:01:48	0:01:50
Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.	0:01:50	0:01:54
I don't think so.	0:01:54	0:01:56
(SIREN)	0:02:05	0:02:07
RADIO: 'We interrupt for an important bulletin.	0:02:13	0:02:15
'A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen	0:02:15	0:02:17
'is under way, travelling northbound on San Pablo Avenue.'	0:02:17	0:02:21
Yeah, I've got time.	0:02:25	0:02:27
Oh...Mr Incredible, oh, Mr Incredi...	0:02:51	0:02:54
What is it, ma'am?	0:02:58	0:02:59
My cat Squeaker won't come down.	0:02:59	0:03:01
(CAT MEOWS)	0:03:01	0:03:04
Certainly, ma'am, but I suggest you stand clear.	0:03:04	0:03:06
There could be trouble.	0:03:06	0:03:07
No, no, he's quite tame.	0:03:07	0:03:09
(GUNFIRE)	0:03:09	0:03:11
(GRUNTS)	0:03:11	0:03:13
(MEOWING)	0:03:15	0:03:17
(BEEPING)	0:03:17	0:03:18
(SIRENS)	0:03:19	0:03:22
Let go now.	0:03:22	0:03:23
Come on.	0:03:23	0:03:25
(YOWLING)	0:03:25	0:03:26
Thank you, Mr Incredible. You've done it again.	0:03:38	0:03:40
Yeah, you're the best.	0:03:40	0:03:41
No, I'm just here to help.	0:03:41	0:03:42
RADIO: 'Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...'	0:03:42	0:03:45
Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.	0:03:45	0:03:47
Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.	0:03:47	0:03:50
Cool! Ready for take-off!	0:03:50	0:03:51
What the... Who are you supposed to be?	0:03:51	0:03:54
Well, I'm Incrediboy.	0:03:54	0:03:55
What? No.	0:03:55	0:03:56
You're that kid from the fan club.	0:03:56	0:03:59
Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!	0:03:59	0:04:02
My name is Incrediboy.	0:04:02	0:04:03
Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos,	0:04:03	0:04:06
signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this is...	0:04:06	0:04:08
No, no, you don't have to worry about training me.	0:04:08	0:04:10
I know your moves, your crime-fighting style,	0:04:10	0:04:12
favourite catchphrases, everything!	0:04:12	0:04:14
I'm your number one fan!	0:04:14	0:04:15
Hey! Hey, wait!	0:04:18	0:04:20
(MUTTERING)	0:04:24	0:04:27
You know...	0:04:28	0:04:30
You can tell a lot about a woman	0:04:30	0:04:32
by the contents of her purse,	0:04:32	0:04:34
but maybe that's not what you had in mind.	0:04:34	0:04:37
Hey, look... (GRUNTS)	0:04:37	0:04:39
Elastigirl.	0:04:43	0:04:45
Mr Incredible.	0:04:45	0:04:47
No, it's all right. I've got him.	0:04:47	0:04:49
Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.	0:04:49	0:04:51
Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.	0:04:51	0:04:53
A fact I exploited to do my job.	0:04:53	0:04:55
MY job, you mean.	0:04:55	0:04:56
A simple thank you will suffice.	0:04:56	0:04:58
Thanks, but I don't need any help.	0:04:58	0:05:00
Whatever happened to ladies first?	0:05:00	0:05:01
Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?	0:05:01	0:05:03
Hey, look, wait. The lady got me first. Hoh!	0:05:03	0:05:06
Well, we could share, you know.	0:05:06	0:05:08
I work alone.	0:05:08	0:05:10
Well, I think you need to be more...	0:05:10	0:05:12
flexible.	0:05:13	0:05:14
Are...you doing anything later?	0:05:14	0:05:16
I have a previous engagement.	0:05:16	0:05:19
(WHISTLES)	0:05:27	0:05:29
Now, you just stay here.	0:05:29	0:05:32
They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.	0:05:32	0:05:34
Hey, Incredible!	0:05:34	0:05:36
Hey, Frozone!	0:05:36	0:05:37
Shouldn't you be getting ready?!	0:05:37	0:05:38
I still got time.	0:05:38	0:05:41
(CROWD SCREAMING)	0:05:41	0:05:42
WOMAN: He's going to jump!	0:05:42	0:05:44
Aah! Aah! Aah!	0:05:47	0:05:51
Ohh!	0:05:54	0:05:55
(GROANS)	0:05:56	0:05:57
I think you broke something.	0:05:57	0:05:59
Well, with counselling, I think you'll come to forgive me.	0:05:59	0:06:02
Wait a minute.	0:06:02	0:06:04
(MOANING)	0:06:05	0:06:08
(BEEPING)	0:06:08	0:06:11
(RAPID BEEPING)	0:06:22	0:06:23
(HE COUGHS)	0:06:32	0:06:33
Bomb Voyage.	0:06:33	0:06:35
(SPEAKING FRENCH)	0:06:35	0:06:36
And Incrediboy! >	0:06:36	0:06:38
Incrediboy?	0:06:39	0:06:42
Hey, hey, aren't you curious about how I get around so fast?	0:06:42	0:06:43
See? I have these rocket boots.	0:06:43	0:06:45
Go home, Buddy. Now. What?	0:06:45	0:06:47
Can we talk?	0:06:47	0:06:49
You always, always say be true to yourself,	0:06:49	0:06:51
but you never say which part of yourself to be true to.	0:06:51	0:06:54
Well, I've finally figured out who I am.	0:06:54	0:06:56
I am your ward... Incrediboy!	0:06:56	0:06:59
And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.	0:06:59	0:07:01
Hoh!	0:07:01	0:07:03
This is because I don't have powers, isn't it?	0:07:03	0:07:04
Well, not every superhero has powers, you know.	0:07:04	0:07:06
You can be super without them.	0:07:06	0:07:08
I invented these.	0:07:08	0:07:09
I can fly. Can YOU fly?	0:07:09	0:07:12
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.	0:07:12	0:07:14
Just give me one chance! I'll show you.	0:07:16	0:07:18
- I'll go get the police. - Buddy, don't!	0:07:18	0:07:19
It'll only take a second, really.	0:07:19	0:07:21
No, stop! There's a bomb!	0:07:21	0:07:24
Oh, whoa, hey!	0:07:24	0:07:25
Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern!	0:07:25	0:07:27
I can do this if you'll just go away!	0:07:27	0:07:30
I'm trying to help!	0:07:30	0:07:32
Stop! Let go of my cape!	0:07:32	0:07:33
(BEEPING)	0:07:36	0:07:38
(RAPID BEEPING)	0:07:40	0:07:42
(GRUNTS)	0:07:43	0:07:45
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)	0:07:45	0:07:47
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)	0:07:50	0:07:53
(PASSENGERS SCREAMING)	0:08:08	0:08:11
(GRUNTING)	0:08:14	0:08:15
Take this one home.	0:08:15	0:08:17
And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.	0:08:17	0:08:19
I can help you! You're making a mist... Hey!	0:08:19	0:08:22
The injured jumper - you sent paramedics?	0:08:22	0:08:23
They've already picked him up.	0:08:23	0:08:25
The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage,	0:08:25	0:08:27
who I caught in the act of robbing the vault.	0:08:27	0:08:28
Now, we might nab him if we set up a perimeter.	0:08:28	0:08:31
You mean he got away?	0:08:31	0:08:32
Well, yeah.	0:08:32	0:08:33
Skippy here made sure of that.	0:08:33	0:08:34
Incrediboy.	0:08:34	0:08:35
You're not affiliated with me!	0:08:35	0:08:37
(BEEPING) Holy smokes, I'm late.	0:08:37	0:08:38
Listen, I've got to be somewhere.	0:08:38	0:08:40
B-But what about Bomb Voyage?	0:08:40	0:08:43
Any other night I'd go after him myself,	0:08:43	0:08:44
but I've really got to go.	0:08:44	0:08:45
But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!	0:08:45	0:08:49
(CHURCH ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)	0:08:51	0:08:54
Hey, is the night still young?	0:08:54	0:08:55
You're very late.	0:08:55	0:08:57
How do I look? Good?	0:08:57	0:08:58
Oh, the mask. You still got the mask.	0:08:58	0:09:01
(CRACKS NECK)	0:09:01	0:09:02
Showtime.	0:09:02	0:09:04
(ORGAN PLAYING)	0:09:04	0:09:06
Robert Parr, will you have this woman	0:09:07	0:09:10
to be your lawful wedded wife?	0:09:10	0:09:11
You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later,	0:09:11	0:09:14
I didn't realise you'd actually forgotten.	0:09:14	0:09:16
I thought it was playful banter.	0:09:16	0:09:17
It WAS playful banter.	0:09:17	0:09:19
Cutting it kind of close, don't you think?	0:09:19	0:09:20
You need to be more... flexible.	0:09:20	0:09:23
I love you, but if we're going to make this work,	0:09:23	0:09:25
you've got to be more than Mr Incredible.	0:09:25	0:09:27
You know that. Don't you?	0:09:27	0:09:29
..as long as you both shall live?	0:09:29	0:09:31
I do.	0:09:31	0:09:32
I pronounce this couple husband and wife.	0:09:32	0:09:34
As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.	0:09:37	0:09:40
Hey, come on. We're superheroes.	0:09:40	0:09:43
What could happen?	0:09:43	0:09:44
ANNOUNCER: 'In a stunning turn of events,	0:09:46	0:09:48
'a superhero is being sued	0:09:48	0:09:50
'for saving someone	0:09:50	0:09:51
'who apparently didn't want to be saved.	0:09:51	0:09:54
'The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,	0:09:54	0:09:55
'who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr Incredible,	0:09:55	0:09:59
'has filed suit against the famed superhero	0:09:59	0:10:01
'in Superior Court.'	0:10:01	0:10:03
Mr Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.	0:10:03	0:10:04
Mr Sansweet didn't want to be saved.	0:10:04	0:10:06
And the injury received from Mr Incredible's "actions," so called,	0:10:06	0:10:09
causes him daily pain.	0:10:09	0:10:10
Hey! I saved your life!	0:10:10	0:10:11
You didn't save my life! You ruined my death.	0:10:11	0:10:13
My client has no comment at this time. Listen, you little...	0:10:13	0:10:15
'Five days later, another suit was filed	0:10:15	0:10:18
'by the victims of the El Train accident.	0:10:18	0:10:19
'Incredible's court losses cost the government millions	0:10:19	0:10:23
'and opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.'	0:10:23	0:10:27
It is time for their secret identity	0:10:27	0:10:29
to become their only identity.	0:10:29	0:10:32
Time for them to join us or go away.	0:10:32	0:10:35
ANNOUNCER: 'Under tremendous public pressure	0:10:35	0:10:36
'and the crushing financial burden	0:10:36	0:10:38
'of an ever-mounting series of lawsuits,	0:10:38	0:10:40
'the government quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Programme.	0:10:40	0:10:44
'The supers would be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions	0:10:44	0:10:47
'in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work.	0:10:47	0:10:52
'Where are they now?	0:10:52	0:10:53
'They are living among us,	0:10:53	0:10:55
'average citizens, average heroes,	0:10:55	0:10:58
'quietly and anonymously	0:10:58	0:10:59
'continuing to make the world a better place.'	0:10:59	0:11:03
Denied? You're denying my claim? Wh-Wh-Wh...	0:11:03	0:11:07
I don't understand. I have full coverage.	0:11:07	0:11:10
I'm sorry, Mrs Hogenson,	0:11:10	0:11:12
but our liability is spelled out in Paragraph 17.	0:11:12	0:11:15
It states clearly...	0:11:15	0:11:16
But I can't pay for this.	0:11:16	0:11:17
(TELEPHONE RINGS) Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.	0:11:17	0:11:19
I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion.	0:11:19	0:11:22
We're now officially moved in.	0:11:22	0:11:24
Yeah, well, that's great, honey.	0:11:24	0:11:26
And the last three years don't count because...	0:11:26	0:11:28
Because I finally unpacked the last box.	0:11:28	0:11:30
Now it's official. Ha, ha, ha.	0:11:30	0:11:32
'Why do we have so much junk?'	0:11:32	0:11:33
Listen, honey, I've got a client.	0:11:33	0:11:35
Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey.	0:11:35	0:11:38
Oh! I got to go pick up the kids. See you tonight.	0:11:38	0:11:40
Bye, honey.	0:11:40	0:11:41
Excuse me.	0:11:41	0:11:43
Where were we?	0:11:43	0:11:44
(CRYING) I'm on a fixed income,	0:11:44	0:11:45
and if you can't help me,	0:11:45	0:11:47
I don't know what I'll do.	0:11:47	0:11:50
(BLOW NOSE LOUDLY)	0:11:50	0:11:52
(CRYING)	0:11:52	0:11:54
All right, listen closely.	0:11:57	0:11:58
I'd like to help you, but I can't.	0:11:58	0:12:00
I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...	0:12:00	0:12:04
Norma Wilcox. W-I-L-C-O-X.	0:12:04	0:12:07
..on the third floor. But I can't.	0:12:07	0:12:09
I also do not advise you to fill out and file	0:12:09	0:12:12
a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor.	0:12:12	0:12:15
I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter.	0:12:15	0:12:19
I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.	0:12:19	0:12:21
- Oh, thank you, young man. - Shh!	0:12:21	0:12:22
I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset!	0:12:22	0:12:25
(WHISPERING) Pretend to be upset.	0:12:25	0:12:26
(SOBBING LOUDLY)	0:12:26	0:12:30
Parr!	0:12:30	0:12:32
You authorised payment on the Walker policy?!	0:12:32	0:12:34
Someone broke into their house, Mr Huph.	0:12:34	0:12:36
Their policy clearly covers them against any...	0:12:36	0:12:38
I don't want to know about their coverage, Bob!	0:12:38	0:12:39
Don't tell me about their coverage.	0:12:39	0:12:41
Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black.	0:12:41	0:12:43
Tell me how that's possible with you writing cheques	0:12:43	0:12:45
to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory	0:12:45	0:12:47
that gives you a phone call!	0:12:47	0:12:50
PA: 'Morning break is over. Morning break is over.'	0:12:51	0:12:55
I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs Parr.	0:12:58	0:13:01
What's this about?	0:13:01	0:13:03
Has Dash done something wrong?	0:13:03	0:13:05
He's a disruptive influence,	0:13:05	0:13:07
and he openly mocks me in front of the class.	0:13:07	0:13:09
He says.	0:13:09	0:13:10
Look, I know it's you!	0:13:10	0:13:11
He puts thumb tacks on my stool.	0:13:11	0:13:13
You saw him do this?	0:13:13	0:13:14
Well...not really. No.	0:13:14	0:13:17
Actually not.	0:13:17	0:13:18
Oh. Then how do you know it was him?	0:13:18	0:13:20
I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time I've got him.	0:13:20	0:13:24
(KIDS LAUGHING) Aah!	0:13:28	0:13:29
See? You see?	0:13:29	0:13:32
What, you don't see it?	0:13:32	0:13:33
He moves! Right there!	0:13:35	0:13:37
Wait, wait!	0:13:37	0:13:39
Right there!	0:13:39	0:13:41
Right as I'm sitting down!	0:13:41	0:13:43
I don't know how he does it,	0:13:43	0:13:44
but there's no tack on my stool before he moves,	0:13:44	0:13:47
and after he moves, there's a tack.	0:13:47	0:13:48
Coincidence? I think not!	0:13:48	0:13:51
Uh, Bernie...	0:13:52	0:13:54
Don't "Bernie" me.	0:13:54	0:13:56
This little rat is guilty!	0:13:56	0:13:58
You and your son can go now, Mrs Parr.	0:13:58	0:14:01
I'm sorry for the trouble.	0:14:01	0:14:03
You're letting him go again? He's guilty!	0:14:03	0:14:06
You can see it on his smug little face.	0:14:06	0:14:07
Guilty, I say guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!	0:14:07	0:14:11
Dash, this is the third time this year	0:14:13	0:14:16
you've been sent to the office.	0:14:16	0:14:17
We need to find a better outlet.	0:14:17	0:14:20
A more... constructive outlet.	0:14:20	0:14:22
Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.	0:14:22	0:14:25
Honey, you know why we can't do that.	0:14:25	0:14:27
I promise I'll slow up.	0:14:27	0:14:29
I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.	0:14:29	0:14:31
Dashiell Robert Parr,	0:14:31	0:14:33
you are an incredibly competitive boy	0:14:33	0:14:35
and a bit of a show-off.	0:14:35	0:14:36
The last thing you need is temptation.	0:14:36	0:14:39
You always say, "Do your best." But you don't really mean it.	0:14:39	0:14:42
Why can't I do the best that I can do?	0:14:42	0:14:44
Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in,	0:14:44	0:14:47
and to fit in, we just got to be like everybody else.	0:14:47	0:14:49
But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of,	0:14:49	0:14:52
our powers made us special.	0:14:52	0:14:53
Everyone's special, Dash.	0:14:53	0:14:56
Which is another way of saying no-one is.	0:14:56	0:14:58
(BELL RINGS)	0:15:03	0:15:06
Hey, Rydinger, where you headed?	0:15:08	0:15:10
Hi, Tony.	0:15:12	0:15:13
Hey.	0:15:13	0:15:14
"Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"	0:15:14	0:15:16
That's kind of funny.	0:15:16	0:15:18
Hey, Tony, do you play football or what?	0:15:18	0:15:21
BOY: Tony, I thought we were going to go swimming.	0:15:23	0:15:25
He looked at me.	0:15:27	0:15:29
(CAR HORN HONKING)	0:15:29	0:15:30
Come on, Violet!	0:15:30	0:15:32
(HORNS HONKING, PEOPLE YELLING)	0:15:34	0:15:37
(CAR RATTLING)	0:15:46	0:15:48
Huhh! Ohh...	0:15:53	0:15:55
(MUTTERING) Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...	0:15:55	0:15:58
Oh, great.	0:15:59	0:16:01
(ANGRY MUTTERING)	0:16:07	0:16:09
(HELEN AND JACK-JACK TALKING BABY TALK)	0:16:27	0:16:29
Mom.	0:16:36	0:16:39
You're making weird faces again.	0:16:39	0:16:40
No, I'm not.	0:16:40	0:16:42
You make weird faces, honey.	0:16:42	0:16:44
Do you have to read at the table?	0:16:44	0:16:46
Uh-huh. Yeah.	0:16:46	0:16:48
Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!	0:16:48	0:16:51
Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?	0:16:51	0:16:54
Dash, you have something you want to tell your father about school?	0:16:54	0:16:58
Uh, um...	0:16:58	0:16:59
Well, we dissected a frog.	0:16:59	0:17:01
Dash got sent to the office again.	0:17:01	0:17:03
Good. Good.	0:17:03	0:17:04
No, Bob, that's bad.	0:17:04	0:17:05
What?	0:17:05	0:17:07
Dash got sent to the office again.	0:17:07	0:17:08
What? What for? Nothing.	0:17:08	0:17:10
He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class.	0:17:10	0:17:13
Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.	0:17:13	0:17:16
They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa!	0:17:16	0:17:19
You must have been bookin'. How fast do you think you were you going?	0:17:19	0:17:21
Bob, we are not encouraging this.	0:17:21	0:17:23
I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast he was...	0:17:23	0:17:25
Honey! (CRASH)	0:17:25	0:17:27
Great. First the car, now I got to pay to fix the table.	0:17:29	0:17:32
The car? What happened to the car?	0:17:32	0:17:33
Here. I'm getting a new plate.	0:17:35	0:17:38
Ahem. So, how about you, Vi? How was school?	0:17:38	0:17:41
Nothing to report.	0:17:41	0:17:42
You hardly touched your food.	0:17:42	0:17:43
I'm not hungry for meat loaf.	0:17:43	0:17:45
Well, it is leftover night.	0:17:45	0:17:47
We have steak, pasta - what are you hungry for?	0:17:47	0:17:50
Tony Rydinger.	0:17:50	0:17:51
Shut up. Well, you are.	0:17:51	0:17:53
I said shut up, you little insect.	0:17:53	0:17:55
Well, she is.	0:17:55	0:17:57
Do not shout at the table.	0:17:57	0:17:58
Honey!	0:17:58	0:17:59
Kids, listen to your mother.	0:17:59	0:18:01
She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.	0:18:01	0:18:05
That's it!	0:18:05	0:18:06
(ALL SHOUTING)	0:18:06	0:18:07
Stop it!	0:18:07	0:18:08
Stop it or you're going to be toast!	0:18:08	0:18:10
Stop running in the house!	0:18:10	0:18:13
Sit down!	0:18:13	0:18:14
Ow! Hey, no force fields!	0:18:14	0:18:16
You started it.	0:18:16	0:18:17
You sit down! You sit down!	0:18:17	0:18:20
Violet! Ow!	0:18:20	0:18:23
(SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND, BOB MUTTERING)	0:18:23	0:18:26
"Simon J Paladino,	0:18:28	0:18:30
"long-time advocate of superhero rights, is missing"?	0:18:30	0:18:34
Gazerbeam.	0:18:34	0:18:35
HELEN: Bob! It's time to engage!	0:18:35	0:18:38
Do something! Don't just stand there!	0:18:38	0:18:41
I need you to intervene!	0:18:41	0:18:42
You want me to intervene?	0:18:42	0:18:43
OK, I'm intervening!	0:18:43	0:18:45
I'm intervening!	0:18:45	0:18:47
Violet, let go of your brother. (DOORBELL RINGS)	0:18:47	0:18:49
(SILENCE) Hello?	0:18:49	0:18:50
BOB: Get the door.	0:18:51	0:18:54
Hey, Lucius!	0:18:54	0:18:55
Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.	0:18:55	0:18:57
ICE of you to drop by.	0:18:57	0:18:58
Ha! Never heard that one before(!)	0:18:58	0:19:01
(GARGLING) Lucius!	0:19:01	0:19:03
Whoa!	0:19:03	0:19:04
Ha ha.	0:19:07	0:19:08
Oh. I like it when it shatters.	0:19:08	0:19:10
I'll be back later.	0:19:10	0:19:11
Hey, where are you two going?	0:19:11	0:19:12
It's Wednesday.	0:19:12	0:19:13
Oh, bowling night.	0:19:13	0:19:14
Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.	0:19:14	0:19:16
Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.	0:19:16	0:19:19
Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip	0:19:22	0:19:24
to the principal's office, young man.	0:19:24	0:19:26
Your father and I are still going to discuss it.	0:19:26	0:19:28
I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.	0:19:28	0:19:31
Other kids don't have superpowers.	0:19:31	0:19:33
Now, it's perfectly normal...	0:19:33	0:19:34
Normal? What do YOU know about normal?	0:19:34	0:19:36
What does anyone in this family know about normal?	0:19:36	0:19:39
Now, wait a minute, young lady.	0:19:39	0:19:40
We act normal, Mom.	0:19:40	0:19:41
I want to BE normal.	0:19:41	0:19:43
The only normal one is Jack-Jack,	0:19:43	0:19:45
and he's not even toilet trained.	0:19:45	0:19:47
(LAUGHING)	0:19:47	0:19:48
Lucky.	0:19:48	0:19:50
I meant about being normal.	0:19:50	0:19:52
(LAUGHING)	0:19:52	0:19:54
So now I'm in deep trouble.	0:19:54	0:19:56
I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph.	0:19:56	0:19:59
Somehow I managed to find cover,	0:19:59	0:20:01
and what does Baron von Ruthless do?	0:20:01	0:20:03
He starts monologuing. He starts monologuing.	0:20:03	0:20:06
He starts like this prepared speech	0:20:06	0:20:07
about how feeble I am compared to him,	0:20:07	0:20:09
how inevitable my defeat is,	0:20:09	0:20:11
how the world will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.	0:20:11	0:20:14
Yammering. Yammering.	0:20:14	0:20:15
I mean, the guy has me on a platter	0:20:15	0:20:17
and he won't shut up.	0:20:17	0:20:18
RADIO: 'Calling 3 Municiberg, we have a 23-56...'	0:20:18	0:20:20
23-56, what is that, robbery?	0:20:20	0:20:22
This is just sad.	0:20:22	0:20:24
Yeah, robbery. You want to catch a robber?	0:20:24	0:20:25
No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling.	0:20:25	0:20:28
Look, what if we actually did	0:20:28	0:20:31
what our wives think we're doing?	0:20:31	0:20:33
Just to shake things up.	0:20:33	0:20:34
He's not alone.	0:20:34	0:20:37
The fat guy's still with him.	0:20:37	0:20:39
They're just talking.	0:20:39	0:20:41
What are we doing here, Bob?	0:20:41	0:20:43
We're protecting people.	0:20:43	0:20:44
Nobody asked us.	0:20:44	0:20:45
You need an invitation?	0:20:45	0:20:47
I'd like one, yes.	0:20:47	0:20:48
We keep sneaking out to do this, and...	0:20:48	0:20:50
You remember Gazerbeam?	0:20:50	0:20:51
Yeah, there was something about him in the paper.	0:20:51	0:20:53
He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.	0:20:53	0:20:55
When's the last time you saw him?	0:20:55	0:20:57
I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you.	0:20:57	0:21:00
We're pushing our luck as it is.	0:21:00	0:21:02
Oh, come on, come on, come on.	0:21:02	0:21:03
It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this,	0:21:03	0:21:05
we're going to get...	0:21:05	0:21:06
RADIO: 'We have a report on a fire...'	0:21:06	0:21:07
A fire. We're close!	0:21:07	0:21:08
Yeah, baby!	0:21:08	0:21:09
We're going to get caught.	0:21:09	0:21:11
Whoo-hoo!	0:21:11	0:21:13
Ah ha!	0:21:13	0:21:14
Fire! Yeah!	0:21:14	0:21:16
- Is that everybody? - Yeah, that's everyone.	0:21:24	0:21:26
It better be.	0:21:27	0:21:29
Can't you put this out?	0:21:29	0:21:31
I can't lay down a layer thick enough!	0:21:31	0:21:32
It's evaporating too fast!	0:21:32	0:21:34
Yeah, what's that mean?	0:21:34	0:21:35
It means it's hot.	0:21:35	0:21:36
And I'm dehydrated, Bob.	0:21:36	0:21:37
You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice.	0:21:37	0:21:39
I thought you could use the water in the air.	0:21:39	0:21:41
There IS no water in this air!	0:21:41	0:21:42
What's your excuse? Run out of muscle?	0:21:42	0:21:44
I can't just go smashing through walls.	0:21:44	0:21:46
The building's getting weaker by the second.	0:21:46	0:21:47
It's going to come down on top of us.	0:21:47	0:21:48
I wanted to go bowling!	0:21:48	0:21:50
All right! Stay right on my tail! This is going to get hot!	0:21:53	0:21:56
(YELLING)	0:21:57	0:22:01
(COUGHING, MOANING)	0:22:07	0:22:09
Yeah.	0:22:09	0:22:10
(COUGHING)	0:22:10	0:22:13
Uh-oh.	0:22:13	0:22:15
Oh, good.	0:22:15	0:22:16
(ALARM SOUNDS)	0:22:16	0:22:17
Oh, no.	0:22:17	0:22:19
That ain't right.	0:22:19	0:22:20
- We look like bad guys! - You can get water out of the air.	0:22:22	0:22:24
Incompetent bad guys! Freeze!	0:22:24	0:22:26
Freeze!	0:22:32	0:22:33
I'm thirsty.	0:22:33	0:22:34
I said freeze!	0:22:34	0:22:35
I'm just getting a drink.	0:22:35	0:22:38
Ahh...	0:22:41	0:22:42
All right, you've had your drink.	0:22:42	0:22:44
Now, I want you to...	0:22:44	0:22:45
I know. I know.	0:22:45	0:22:47
Freeze.	0:22:47	0:22:48
(SHOUTING)	0:22:48	0:22:50
Police officers!	0:22:50	0:22:51
Yaah!	0:23:01	0:23:03
That was way too close.	0:23:03	0:23:05
We are NOT doing that again.	0:23:05	0:23:07
RADIO: 'Verify you want to switch targets? Over.'	0:23:10	0:23:13
Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.	0:23:13	0:23:16
(HUMMING)	0:23:21	0:23:23
Ooh.	0:23:28	0:23:30
(CHEWING AND HUMMING)	0:23:31	0:23:35
I thought you'd be back by 11:00.	0:23:41	0:23:43
I said I'd be back later.	0:23:43	0:23:44
I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all,	0:23:44	0:23:47
you'd be "back later".	0:23:47	0:23:48
Well, I'm back, OK?	0:23:48	0:23:51
Is this rubble?	0:23:57	0:23:59
It was just a little workout.	0:23:59	0:24:01
to stay loose.	0:24:01	0:24:03
You know how I feel about that, Bob.	0:24:03	0:24:04
Darn you! We can't blow cover again.	0:24:04	0:24:06
The building was coming down anyway.	0:24:06	0:24:08
What?	0:24:08	0:24:09
You knocked down a building?	0:24:09	0:24:11
It was on fire. Structurally unsound.	0:24:11	0:24:12
It was coming down anyway.	0:24:12	0:24:14
Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again.	0:24:14	0:24:16
Look, I performed a public service.	0:24:16	0:24:18
You act like that's a bad thing.	0:24:18	0:24:19
It is a bad thing, Bob!	0:24:19	0:24:21
Uprooting our family again	0:24:21	0:24:22
so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing.	0:24:22	0:24:25
Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!	0:24:25	0:24:28
Yes! They happened! But this, our family,	0:24:28	0:24:30
is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this!	0:24:30	0:24:33
I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.	0:24:33	0:24:37
It's not a graduation. He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.	0:24:37	0:24:40
It's a ceremony! It's psychotic!	0:24:40	0:24:42
They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity.	0:24:42	0:24:45
But if someone is genuinely exceptional...	0:24:45	0:24:47
This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.	0:24:47	0:24:49
You want to do something for Dash?	0:24:49	0:24:50
Then let him actually compete.	0:24:50	0:24:52
Let him go out for sports!	0:24:52	0:24:53
I will not be made the enemy here!	0:24:53	0:24:54
You know why we can't do that.	0:24:54	0:24:56
Because he'd be great!	0:24:56	0:24:57
This is not about you!	0:24:57	0:24:59
(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)	0:24:59	0:25:01
All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.	0:25:01	0:25:04
Vi, you, too, young lady.	0:25:04	0:25:06
Come on. Come on out.	0:25:06	0:25:10
It's OK, kids. We're just having a discussion.	0:25:10	0:25:12
Pretty loud discussion.	0:25:12	0:25:14
Yeah. But that's OK.	0:25:14	0:25:15
Because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team.	0:25:15	0:25:17
We're always united against, uh, the forces of...	0:25:17	0:25:22
pigheadedness?	0:25:22	0:25:23
I was going to say evil.	0:25:23	0:25:24
We're sorry we woke you.	0:25:24	0:25:26
Everything's OK. Go back to bed. It's late.	0:25:26	0:25:28
Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. Good night.	0:25:28	0:25:30
In fact, we should ALL be in bed.	0:25:30	0:25:34
WOMAN: 'Request claim on claim numbers 158183...	0:25:46	0:25:51
HUPH: 'Haven't you got him yet? Where is he?	0:25:51	0:25:53
PA: 'Mr Huph would like to talk to you in his office.'	0:25:53	0:25:55
(SIGHS) Now?	0:25:55	0:25:57
'Now.	0:25:57	0:25:58
HUPH: 'I haven't got all day!'	0:25:58	0:25:59
(GRINDING)	0:26:09	0:26:11
Sit down, Bob.	0:26:15	0:26:17
I'm not happy, Bob.	0:26:22	0:26:24
Not happy.	0:26:24	0:26:27
Ask me why.	0:26:27	0:26:28
OK. Why?	0:26:28	0:26:30
Why what? Be specific, Bob.	0:26:30	0:26:31
Why are you unhappy?	0:26:31	0:26:33
Your customers make me unhappy.	0:26:33	0:26:35
What, you've gotten complaints?	0:26:35	0:26:37
Complaints I can handle.	0:26:37	0:26:38
What I can't handle is your customers'	0:26:38	0:26:40
inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings!	0:26:40	0:26:43
They're experts. Experts, Bob!	0:26:43	0:26:45
Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle!	0:26:45	0:26:49
They're penetrating the bureaucracy!	0:26:49	0:26:51
Did I do something illegal?	0:26:51	0:26:53
No.	0:26:53	0:26:54
Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?	0:26:54	0:26:55
The law requires that I answer no.	0:26:55	0:26:58
We're supposed to help people.	0:26:58	0:26:59
We're supposed to help OUR people!	0:26:59	0:27:01
Starting with our stockholders, Bob.	0:27:01	0:27:03
Who's helping them out, huh?	0:27:03	0:27:05
You know, Bob...	0:27:07	0:27:09
A company...	0:27:10	0:27:11
is like an enormous clock.	0:27:11	0:27:13
..is like an enormous cl... Yes! Precisely.	0:27:13	0:27:17
It only works if all the little cogs mesh together.	0:27:17	0:27:22
Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,	0:27:22	0:27:24
well lubricated, and wound tight.	0:27:24	0:27:26
The best clocks have jewel movements,	0:27:26	0:27:29
cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.	0:27:29	0:27:32
(CHUCKLING) I'm being metaphorical, Bob.	0:27:32	0:27:34
You know what I mean by cooperative cogs?	0:27:34	0:27:36
Bob?	0:27:36	0:27:38
Bob? Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr.	0:27:38	0:27:41
That man out there, he needs help.	0:27:41	0:27:43
Do not change the subject, Bob.	0:27:43	0:27:44
We're discussing your attitude.	0:27:44	0:27:46
He is getting mugged!	0:27:46	0:27:47
Well, let's hope we don't cover him.	0:27:47	0:27:49
I'll be right back.	0:27:49	0:27:50
Stop right now or you're fired!	0:27:50	0:27:53
Close the door.	0:27:56	0:27:58
Get over here, now.	0:28:00	0:28:02
I'm not happy, Bob.	0:28:05	0:28:07
Not happy.	0:28:07	0:28:10
He got away.	0:28:10	0:28:11
Good thing, too. Ha.	0:28:11	0:28:14
You were this close to losing your...arggh!	0:28:14	0:28:16
(MOANING)	0:28:19	0:28:21
Uh-oh.	0:28:25	0:28:26
PA: 'Please report to operating room 722 immediately.'	0:28:26	0:28:31
How is he?	0:28:37	0:28:38
He'll live.	0:28:38	0:28:39
I'm fired, aren't I? Oh, you think?	0:28:39	0:28:41
What can I say, Rick?	0:28:41	0:28:42
Nothing you haven't said before.	0:28:42	0:28:43
Someone was in trouble.	0:28:43	0:28:44
Someone's always in trouble.	0:28:44	0:28:45
I had to do something.	0:28:45	0:28:46
Yeah. Every time you say those words,	0:28:46	0:28:48
it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob.	0:28:48	0:28:50
It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars.	0:28:50	0:28:52
I know.	0:28:52	0:28:53
We got to pay to keep the company quiet.	0:28:53	0:28:55
We got to pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family.	0:28:55	0:28:58
Every time it gets harder. Money, money, money, money, money.	0:28:58	0:29:01
We can't keep doing this, Bob.	0:29:01	0:29:02
We appreciate what you did in the old days,	0:29:02	0:29:05
but those days are over. From now on,	0:29:05	0:29:07
you're on your own.	0:29:07	0:29:08
Ah...listen, Bob.	0:29:10	0:29:12
Maybe I could relocate you, you know,	0:29:12	0:29:14
for old times' sake.	0:29:14	0:29:15
No, I can't do that to my family again.	0:29:15	0:29:17
Everyone just got settled.	0:29:17	0:29:19
I'll make it work. Thanks.	0:29:19	0:29:21
Take care of yourself.	0:29:21	0:29:23
Well, what are YOU waiting for?	0:29:34	0:29:36
I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.	0:29:36	0:29:40
(SIGHS) Me, too, kid.	0:29:40	0:29:43
(GRUNTS)	0:29:58	0:30:00
Huh?	0:30:05	0:30:07
"Hold still"?	0:30:19	0:30:20
COMPUTER: 'Match - Mr Incredible.	0:30:20	0:30:22
'Room is secure. Commence message.'	0:30:28	0:30:31
MIRAGE: 'Hello, Mr Incredible.	0:30:31	0:30:33
'Yes, we know who you are.	0:30:33	0:30:36
'Rest assured your secret is safe with us.	0:30:36	0:30:39
'My name is Mirage. We have something in common.	0:30:39	0:30:42
'According to the government, neither of us exist.	0:30:42	0:30:46
'Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated.	0:30:46	0:30:50
'I represent a top-secret division of the government,	0:30:50	0:30:53
'designing and testing experimental technology,	0:30:53	0:30:55
'and we have need of your unique abilities.	0:30:55	0:30:58
'Something happened at a remote testing facility.'	0:30:58	0:31:00
HELEN: Honey! Huh? What?	0:31:00	0:31:02
Dinner's ready.	0:31:02	0:31:03
OK.	0:31:03	0:31:04
'Although it is contained within an isolated area,	0:31:04	0:31:06
'it threatens to cause incalculable damage	0:31:06	0:31:08
'to itself and to our facilities,	0:31:08	0:31:10
'jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of equipment and...'	0:31:10	0:31:13
HELEN: Is someone in there?	0:31:13	0:31:15
It's the TV. Trying to watch.	0:31:15	0:31:16
'Because of its highly sensitive nature...'	0:31:16	0:31:18
Well, stop trying. It's time for dinner.	0:31:18	0:31:20
One minute!	0:31:20	0:31:21
'If you accept, your payment will be	0:31:21	0:31:23
'triple your current annual salary.	0:31:23	0:31:25
'Call the number on the card.	0:31:25	0:31:26
'Voice-matching will be used to ensure security.	0:31:26	0:31:29
'The supers aren't gone, Mr Incredible. You're still here.	0:31:29	0:31:32
'You can still do great things. Or...	0:31:32	0:31:36
'you can listen to police scanners. Your choice.	0:31:36	0:31:39
'You have 24 hours to respond.	0:31:39	0:31:41
'Think about it.'	0:31:41	0:31:43
(BEEPING)	0:32:15	0:32:16
COMPUTER: 'This message will self-destruct.'	0:32:19	0:32:21
Uh-oh.	0:32:21	0:32:22
(MUFFLED EXPLOSION, COUGHING)	0:32:22	0:32:25
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)	0:32:25	0:32:29
(FAMILY SHOUTING IN OTHER ROOM)	0:32:29	0:32:31
You are one distracted guy.	0:32:39	0:32:42
Am I? I don't mean to be.	0:32:42	0:32:44
I know you miss being a hero	0:32:44	0:32:46
and your job is frustrating and...	0:32:46	0:32:50
I just want you to know how much it means to me	0:32:50	0:32:52
that you stay at it anyway.	0:32:52	0:32:54
Honey, about the job...	0:32:54	0:32:56
What?	0:32:56	0:32:57
Something's happened.	0:32:57	0:32:58
What?	0:32:58	0:32:59
The, uh... What?	0:32:59	0:33:01
The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.	0:33:01	0:33:03
A conference?	0:33:03	0:33:04
Uh, out of town.	0:33:04	0:33:06
I'm going to be gone for a few days.	0:33:06	0:33:07
They've never sent you to a conference before.	0:33:07	0:33:10
This is good, isn't it?	0:33:10	0:33:11
Yes.	0:33:11	0:33:13
You see? They're finally recognising your talents.	0:33:13	0:33:16
You're moving up.	0:33:16	0:33:17
Yes.	0:33:17	0:33:18
Honey! Oh, this is wonderful.	0:33:18	0:33:19
Yes, it is.	0:33:19	0:33:21
(TELEPHONE RINGING)	0:33:21	0:33:22
MIRAGE: 'Hello?'	0:33:22	0:33:23
This is Mr Incredible.	0:33:23	0:33:26
I'm in.	0:33:26	0:33:27
The Omnidroid 9,000	0:33:33	0:33:35
is a top-secret prototype battle robot.	0:33:35	0:33:37
Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem	0:33:37	0:33:41
it's confronted with. And, unfortunately...	0:33:41	0:33:43
Let me guess. It got smart enough	0:33:43	0:33:45
to wonder why it had to take orders.	0:33:45	0:33:47
We lost control.	0:33:47	0:33:48
And now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility.	0:33:48	0:33:51
We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island.	0:33:51	0:33:53
How am I going in?	0:33:53	0:33:55
The Omnidroid's defences necessitate	0:33:55	0:33:57
an air drop from 5,000 feet.	0:33:57	0:33:59
Its cloaking devices make it... difficult to track.	0:33:59	0:34:02
Although we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island.	0:34:02	0:34:05
Oh, one more thing. Obviously,	0:34:05	0:34:07
it represents a significant investment.	0:34:07	0:34:09
You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.	0:34:09	0:34:11
You ARE Mr Incredible.	0:34:11	0:34:14
I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot.	0:34:32	0:34:35
Every moment you spend fighting it	0:34:35	0:34:36
only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.	0:34:36	0:34:38
Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it.	0:34:38	0:34:41
And don't die.	0:34:41	0:34:43
Great. Thanks.	0:34:43	0:34:44
(GRUNTING)	0:34:58	0:35:00
(CRACKING)	0:35:08	0:35:09
(GRUNTING)	0:35:09	0:35:11
Showtime.	0:35:13	0:35:15
(BIRDS TWITTERING)	0:35:15	0:35:18
(PANTING)	0:35:19	0:35:21
(PANTING HARD)	0:35:27	0:35:29
(FLY BUZZING)	0:35:39	0:35:41
Huh?	0:35:57	0:35:59
Hmm.	0:36:00	0:36:01
(CRASH!)	0:36:01	0:36:03
Uhh!	0:36:05	0:36:07
(GRUNTS)	0:36:13	0:36:14
Uh-oh.	0:36:17	0:36:18
Aah!	0:37:10	0:37:12
(LAUGHING)	0:37:14	0:37:15
(CRACK!)	0:37:15	0:37:17
Oh, my back!	0:37:17	0:37:18
Aah!	0:37:38	0:37:39
(CRACK!) Oh!	0:37:39	0:37:40
Ha ha ha! Ha ha!	0:37:40	0:37:42
Yaah!	0:37:48	0:37:50
(WHISTLES)	0:38:05	0:38:06
Surprising. We must bring him back.	0:38:23	0:38:27
Sound the all-clear, and...	0:38:27	0:38:29
invite him to dinner.	0:38:29	0:38:31
Most important, keep things light.	0:38:48	0:38:51
Praise him. Make him feel like	0:38:51	0:38:53
we appreciate his abilities.	0:38:53	0:38:55
Am I overdressed?	0:38:56	0:38:58
Actually, you look rather dashing.	0:38:58	0:39:00
I take it our host is...	0:39:00	0:39:02
I'm sorry.	0:39:02	0:39:03
He won't be dining with us tonight.	0:39:03	0:39:05
He hopes you'll understand.	0:39:05	0:39:07
Of course. I do usually make it a point	0:39:07	0:39:09
to know who I'm working for.	0:39:09	0:39:10
He prefers a certain amount of anonymity.	0:39:10	0:39:13
Surely you of all people understand that.	0:39:13	0:39:16
I was just wondering,	0:39:16	0:39:17
of all the places to settle down, why live...	0:39:17	0:39:20
With a volcano?	0:39:20	0:39:21
He's attracted to power. So am I.	0:39:21	0:39:24
It's a weakness we share.	0:39:24	0:39:26
Seems a bit unstable.	0:39:26	0:39:28
I prefer to think of it as...misunderstood.	0:39:28	0:39:31
(CHUCKLING) Aren't we all?	0:39:31	0:39:33
Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.	0:39:33	0:39:35
Everything at the table was grown right here.	0:39:35	0:39:39
How does it compare?	0:39:39	0:39:40
Everything's delicious.	0:39:40	0:39:43
Ah, jeez.	0:41:02	0:41:04
Hurry, honey, or you'll be late for work!	0:41:04	0:41:06
Have a great day, honey.	0:41:08	0:41:09
Thanks.	0:41:09	0:41:10
Help customers, climb ladders...	0:41:10	0:41:12
Bring bacon.	0:41:12	0:41:13
All that jazz. Mmm.	0:41:13	0:41:15
(CHUCKLING)	0:41:15	0:41:16
'You have an appointment?'	0:41:22	0:41:24
I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...	0:41:24	0:41:26
'All visitors are required to make arrangements...	0:41:26	0:41:27
'Go check the electric fence or something.	0:41:27	0:41:29
'What is it? Who are you? What do you want?	0:41:29	0:41:31
'My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come.'	0:41:33	0:41:36
Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well.	0:41:43	0:41:46
My God, no complaints.	0:41:46	0:41:48
But, you know, it is not the same.	0:41:48	0:41:51
Not the same at all.	0:41:51	0:41:52
Weren't you just in the news? Some show in "Prayge"...Prague?	0:41:52	0:41:55
Milan, darling. Milan.	0:41:55	0:41:57
Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them.	0:41:57	0:42:01
Spoiled, stupid little stick figures	0:42:01	0:42:03
with poofy lips who think only about themselves.	0:42:03	0:42:05
Feh! I used to design for gods.	0:42:05	0:42:10
Hmm. But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh?	0:42:10	0:42:12
I was surprised to get your call.	0:42:12	0:42:15
E, I just need a patch job.	0:42:15	0:42:18
Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy.	0:42:18	0:42:21
And you've torn right through it!	0:42:21	0:42:23
What have you been doing, Robert,	0:42:23	0:42:25
moonlighting hero work?	0:42:25	0:42:27
Must have happened a long time ago.	0:42:27	0:42:30
I see.	0:42:30	0:42:31
This is a hobo suit, darling.	0:42:31	0:42:32
You can't be seen in this.	0:42:32	0:42:34
I won't allow it!	0:42:34	0:42:35
15 years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!	0:42:35	0:42:37
What do you mean? You designed it.	0:42:37	0:42:39
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.	0:42:39	0:42:42
You need a new suit. That much is certain.	0:42:42	0:42:45
A new suit? Where the heck am I going to get a new suit?	0:42:45	0:42:47
You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy.	0:42:47	0:42:50
So ask me now, before I again become sane.	0:42:50	0:42:52
Wait. You want to make me a suit?	0:42:52	0:42:55
You push too hard, darling!	0:42:55	0:42:56
But I accept.	0:42:56	0:42:59
It will be bold. Dramatic!	0:42:59	0:43:01
Heroic! Yeah.	0:43:01	0:43:02
Yeah. Something classic, like, uh,	0:43:02	0:43:05
Dynaguy!	0:43:05	0:43:06
Oh! He had a great look!	0:43:06	0:43:08
Oh, the cape and the boots...	0:43:08	0:43:10
No capes!	0:43:10	0:43:12
Isn't that my decision?	0:43:12	0:43:13
Do you remember Thunderhead?	0:43:13	0:43:16
Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.	0:43:16	0:43:18
Listen, E...	0:43:18	0:43:19
November 15th of '58.	0:43:19	0:43:21
Ha ha ha...	0:43:21	0:43:23
All was well, another day saved,	0:43:23	0:43:25
when his cape snagged on a missile fin.	0:43:25	0:43:28
Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...	0:43:28	0:43:30
Stratogale!	0:43:30	0:43:31
April 23rd '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.	0:43:31	0:43:36
E, you can't generalize about these things.	0:43:36	0:43:38
Meta-Man. Express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.	0:43:38	0:43:42
Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes!	0:43:42	0:43:45
Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished	0:43:45	0:43:47
before your next assignment.	0:43:47	0:43:49
You know I'm retired from hero work.	0:43:49	0:43:51
As am I, Robert.	0:43:51	0:43:53
Yet here we are.	0:43:53	0:43:55
E, I only need a patch job. For...sentimental reasons.	0:43:55	0:43:58
(SIGHS) Fine.	0:43:58	0:44:00
I will also fix the hobo suit.	0:44:00	0:44:02
You're the best of the best.	0:44:02	0:44:04
Yes, I know, darling. I know.	0:44:04	0:44:07
(TELEPHONE RINGS)	0:44:15	0:44:18
I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it!	0:44:18	0:44:21
Hello?	0:44:21	0:44:22
We have a new assignment for you.	0:44:22	0:44:24
'How soon can you get here?	0:44:27	0:44:29
'I'll leave tomorrow morning.	0:44:29	0:44:31
'See you there.' Goodbye.	0:44:31	0:44:33
Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?	0:44:35	0:44:38
Another conference. Short notice, but you know...	0:44:38	0:44:41
Duty calls. (NERVOUS LAUGH)	0:44:41	0:44:43
Bob?	0:44:50	0:44:51
Yeah, what's up, honey?	0:44:51	0:44:52
Have... Have a great trip.	0:44:54	0:44:56
Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there.	0:44:56	0:44:58
I love you... so much.	0:44:58	0:45:01
I love you, too.	0:45:01	0:45:03
COMPUTER: 'This is your automated captain.	0:45:15	0:45:18
'Would you care for more mimosa?'	0:45:18	0:45:21
Don't mind if I do. Thanks.	0:45:21	0:45:22
'You're welcome.	0:45:22	0:45:24
'Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.	0:45:25	0:45:28
'Perfect weather for flying.	0:45:28	0:45:30
'Please fasten your seat belt. We're beginning our descent.'	0:45:36	0:45:39
Hello, Mr Incredible.	0:46:03	0:46:05
Nice suit.	0:46:05	0:46:06
Thanks.	0:46:06	0:46:07
Nice to be back...	0:46:07	0:46:09
Mirage.	0:46:09	0:46:10
You'll be briefed on your assignment	0:46:35	0:46:37
in the conference room at 2:00,	0:46:37	0:46:39
D wing, room A-113.	0:46:39	0:46:40
2:00. Got it.	0:46:40	0:46:42
See you there.	0:46:42	0:46:43
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)	0:46:55	0:46:58
(SIGHS)	0:46:58	0:46:59
(GASPS)	0:47:13	0:47:14
Edna.	0:47:14	0:47:16
I'd like to speak to Edna, please.	0:47:16	0:47:18
This is Edna.	0:47:18	0:47:19
E? This is Helen.	0:47:19	0:47:20
Helen who?	0:47:20	0:47:21
Helen Parr? You know...	0:47:21	0:47:25
Elastigirl.	0:47:25	0:47:26
Darling!	0:47:26	0:47:28
It's been such a long time after all these years! So long!	0:47:28	0:47:30
Yes, it has. And, yes, it's been a while. Listen,	0:47:30	0:47:32
there's only one person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit,	0:47:32	0:47:35
and that's you, E.	0:47:35	0:47:36
Yes, yes, yes, yes.	0:47:36	0:47:37
Marvellous, isn't it?	0:47:37	0:47:38
Much better than those horrible pyjamas he used to wear.	0:47:38	0:47:41
They are finished. When are you coming to see?	0:47:41	0:47:43
Look, I'm calling about...	0:47:43	0:47:44
Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know.	0:47:44	0:47:47
Beg? Uh, no, I'm calling about suit.	0:47:47	0:47:49
About... About Bob's suit!	0:47:49	0:47:50
I'm calling about Bob's suit!	0:47:50	0:47:52
You come in one hour, darling. I insist, OK? OK. Goodbye.	0:47:52	0:47:56
Hmm.	0:48:08	0:48:10
(CREAKING)	0:48:17	0:48:19
It's bigger!	0:48:26	0:48:27
It's badder!	0:48:29	0:48:31
Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr Incredible!	0:48:31	0:48:36
What-ho! Ho!	0:48:36	0:48:39
It's finally ready.	0:48:39	0:48:40
You know, I went through quite a few supers	0:48:40	0:48:43
to get it worthy to fight you,	0:48:43	0:48:45
but, man, it wasn't good enough!	0:48:45	0:48:48
After you trashed the last one,	0:48:48	0:48:50
I had to make some major modifications.	0:48:50	0:48:52
Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it.	0:48:52	0:48:55
I mean, after all,	0:48:55	0:48:57
I am your biggest fan.	0:48:57	0:49:00
Buddy?	0:49:00	0:49:01
My name is not Buddy!	0:49:01	0:49:04
And it's not Incrediboy either!	0:49:04	0:49:06
That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you.	0:49:06	0:49:10
I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me?	0:49:10	0:49:13
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.	0:49:13	0:49:16
It tore me apart.	0:49:16	0:49:17
But I learned an important lesson.	0:49:17	0:49:19
You can't count on anyone,	0:49:19	0:49:21
especially your heroes.	0:49:21	0:49:23
I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry.	0:49:23	0:49:26
See? Now you respect me because I'm a threat.	0:49:26	0:49:30
That's the way it works.	0:49:30	0:49:31
Turns out there are a lot of people,	0:49:31	0:49:33
whole countries, who want respect.	0:49:33	0:49:34
And they will pay through the nose to get it.	0:49:34	0:49:36
How do you think I got rich?	0:49:36	0:49:38
I invented weapons.	0:49:38	0:49:39
And now I have a weapon that only I can defeat.	0:49:39	0:49:41
And when I unleash it, I'll get... Argh!	0:49:41	0:49:45
(LAUGHING) You sly dog! You got me monologuing.	0:49:45	0:49:48
I can't believe it.	0:49:48	0:49:49
It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.	0:49:51	0:49:54
I save the best inventions for myself.	0:49:54	0:49:57
Am I good enough now?! Aah!	0:49:57	0:49:59
Who's super now?	0:50:00	0:50:02
I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...	0:50:02	0:50:05
Oh, brilliant!	0:50:06	0:50:07
(COUGHING)	0:50:12	0:50:14
All right, try this one on for size, big boy.	0:50:25	0:50:27
(BEEPING)	0:50:27	0:50:30
(GROANING, SPLUTTERING)	0:50:44	0:50:48
(GASPS)	0:50:50	0:50:52
Gazerbeam.	0:51:01	0:51:03
Kronos?	0:51:14	0:51:16
SCANNER: 'Life reading negative.	0:51:40	0:51:42
'Mr Incredible terminated.'	0:51:42	0:51:44
This project has completely confiscated my life, darling,	0:51:48	0:51:52
consumed me as only hero work can.	0:51:52	0:51:54
My best work, I must admit.	0:51:54	0:51:56
Simple, elegant, yet bold.	0:51:56	0:51:59
You will die.	0:51:59	0:52:00
E, I just...	0:52:00	0:52:01
I did Robert's suit,	0:52:01	0:52:02
and it turned out so beautiful,	0:52:02	0:52:04
I had to continue.	0:52:04	0:52:06
E, it's great to see you, but I got to tell you,	0:52:06	0:52:07
I have no idea what you're talking about.	0:52:07	0:52:09
Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.	0:52:09	0:52:13
Too much of it, darling. Too much!	0:52:13	0:52:15
That is why I show you my work.	0:52:15	0:52:17
That is why you are here.	0:52:17	0:52:18
Edna Mode.	0:52:25	0:52:28
And guest.	0:52:28	0:52:29
Come, sit.	0:52:45	0:52:47
Cream and sugar?	0:52:51	0:52:52
Thanks.	0:52:52	0:52:54
I started with the baby.	0:52:54	0:52:55
Started?	0:52:55	0:52:57
Shh! Darling!	0:52:57	0:52:58
I cut it a little roomy	0:52:58	0:52:59
for the free movement.	0:52:59	0:53:01
The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin,	0:53:01	0:53:04
and can also withstand a temperature of over 1,000 degrees.	0:53:04	0:53:08
Completely bullet-proof.	0:53:10	0:53:12
And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.	0:53:14	0:53:17
What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!	0:53:17	0:53:20
Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.	0:53:20	0:53:22
Luck favours the prepared.	0:53:22	0:53:24
I didn't know the baby's powers,	0:53:24	0:53:26
so I covered the basics.	0:53:26	0:53:27
Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.	0:53:27	0:53:29
No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.	0:53:29	0:53:31
Whuh!	0:53:31	0:53:33
Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction	0:53:33	0:53:37
without heating up or wearing out.	0:53:37	0:53:39
A useful feature.	0:53:39	0:53:41
Your daughter's suit was tricky.	0:53:41	0:53:43
But I finally created a sturdy material	0:53:43	0:53:46
that will disappear completely as she does.	0:53:46	0:53:49
Your suit can stretch as far as you can	0:53:52	0:53:55
without injuring yourself	0:53:55	0:53:56
and still retain its shape.	0:53:56	0:53:59
Virtually indestructible...	0:53:59	0:54:03
yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.	0:54:03	0:54:05
As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device,	0:54:05	0:54:09
giving you the precise global location	0:54:09	0:54:11
of the wearer at the touch of a button.	0:54:11	0:54:13
Well, darling. What do you think?	0:54:13	0:54:16
What do I think?	0:54:16	0:54:18
Bob is retired!	0:54:18	0:54:20
I'm retired!	0:54:20	0:54:21
Our family is underground.	0:54:21	0:54:23
You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?	0:54:23	0:54:26
Well, I assumed you knew, darling.	0:54:26	0:54:28
Why would he keep secrets from you?	0:54:28	0:54:31
He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.	0:54:31	0:54:34
Men at Robert's age are often unstable,	0:54:34	0:54:38
prone to weakness.	0:54:38	0:54:40
What are you saying?	0:54:40	0:54:41
Do you know where he is?	0:54:41	0:54:43
Of course.	0:54:43	0:54:45
Do you know where he is?	0:54:45	0:54:48
(VOICES, STATIC ON RADIO)	0:55:09	0:55:13
Whuh!	0:55:13	0:55:15
Aah!	0:55:15	0:55:17
(SCRAPING)	0:55:35	0:55:37
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)	0:55:37	0:55:40
(GRUNT)	0:55:46	0:55:48
Aah! Aah!	0:55:50	0:55:51
(VOICE ON RADIO)	0:55:51	0:55:54
Hey, hey. We got a man down!	0:56:14	0:56:16
Come on, let's go.	0:56:16	0:56:18
GUARD: Are you OK? What happened?	0:56:21	0:56:23
RADIO: 'Break surveillance and engage. Continuing sweep...'	0:56:25	0:56:29
(GRUNTING)	0:57:03	0:57:06
WOMAN: 'Insuricare.'	0:58:05	0:58:07
Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.	0:58:07	0:58:09
Bob Parr is my husband.	0:58:09	0:58:10
I was wondering if you could give me the number	0:58:10	0:58:12
of the hotel he's staying at.	0:58:12	0:58:14
The number that I have is no good.	0:58:14	0:58:16
'Mr Parr no longer works at Insuricare.'	0:58:16	0:58:17
What do you mean?	0:58:17	0:58:19
He's on a business trip. A company retreat.	0:58:19	0:58:21
'My records say his employment was terminated	0:58:21	0:58:23
'almost two months ago.'	0:58:23	0:58:24
(GASPS)	0:58:42	0:58:44
So, you don't know where he is.	0:58:54	0:58:57
Would you like to find out?	0:58:58	0:59:02
(RELIEVED SIGH)	0:59:09	0:59:11
(BEEPING)	0:59:39	0:59:41
PA: 'Intruder alert. Intruder alert.	0:59:41	0:59:44
'Intruder alert, intruder alert.	0:59:44	0:59:47
'Intruder...'	0:59:47	0:59:48
Ohh! I am such an idiot.	1:00:14	1:00:18
I let this happen, you know.	1:00:18	1:00:20
The new sports car, the getting in shape,	1:00:20	1:00:22
the blond hair, the lies.	1:00:22	1:00:24
Yes, he attempts to relive the past.	1:00:24	1:00:27
Now I'm losing him! Oh, what'll I do? What'll I do?	1:00:27	1:00:31
What are you talking about?	1:00:31	1:00:34
Hmm?	1:00:34	1:00:35
You are Elastigirl!	1:00:35	1:00:37
My God, pull yourself together.	1:00:37	1:00:39
"What will you do?" - Is this a question?	1:00:39	1:00:41
You will show him you remember that he is Mr Incredible,	1:00:41	1:00:44
and you will remind him who YOU are!	1:00:44	1:00:47
Well, you know where he is.	1:00:47	1:00:48
Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win!	1:00:48	1:00:51
And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.	1:00:51	1:00:55
There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat.	1:00:55	1:00:57
Make sure Dash does his homework.	1:00:57	1:00:59
And both of you, get to bed on time.	1:00:59	1:01:01
I should be back tonight. Late.	1:01:01	1:01:03
You can be in charge that long, can't you?	1:01:03	1:01:05
Yeah. But why am I in charge again?	1:01:05	1:01:08
Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.	1:01:08	1:01:10
You mean Dad's in trouble,	1:01:10	1:01:13
or Dad IS the trouble?	1:01:13	1:01:15
I mean either he's in trouble or he's going to be.	1:01:15	1:01:18
Hey, what's that? Where'd you get that, Mom?	1:01:24	1:01:27
You made a cool outfit? Hey, are those for us?	1:01:27	1:01:29
We all get cool outfits?	1:01:29	1:01:31
Dash, you come back here this moment! (TELEPHONE RINGS)	1:01:31	1:01:34
Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.	1:01:35	1:01:38
Listen, I know this is short notice,	1:01:38	1:01:40
but I was hoping that I could get you to...	1:01:40	1:01:41
What are these?	1:01:41	1:01:42
Look, I'm the Dash!	1:01:42	1:01:44
The Dash likes.	1:01:44	1:01:45
Just a second.	1:01:45	1:01:47
Take that off before somebody sees you.	1:01:47	1:01:49
But you're packing one just like it.	1:01:49	1:01:51
Are you hiding something?	1:01:51	1:01:52
Please, honey, I'm on the phone...	1:01:52	1:01:53
Dash!	1:01:53	1:01:54
This is yours. It's specially made.	1:01:54	1:01:56
What's going on?	1:01:56	1:01:57
You're not coming! And I've got to pack!	1:01:57	1:01:59
What makes you think it's special?	1:02:01	1:02:03
I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?	1:02:03	1:02:06
Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.	1:02:14	1:02:17
'What do you need?'	1:02:17	1:02:19
A jet.	1:02:19	1:02:20
What have you got that's fast?	1:02:20	1:02:21
'Let me think.'	1:02:21	1:02:23
Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in.	1:02:31	1:02:34
VFR on top. Over.	1:02:34	1:02:36
(RADIO STATIC)	1:02:36	1:02:39
Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner	1:02:39	1:02:41
requesting vectors to the initial. Over.	1:02:41	1:02:44
(RADIO STATIC)	1:02:44	1:02:46
Hmm.	1:02:46	1:02:47
Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.	1:02:54	1:02:56
You're overreacting. Everything's fine.	1:02:56	1:02:59
They're just all getting coffee.	1:02:59	1:03:01
At the same time. Yeah.	1:03:01	1:03:06
You, sir, truly are "Mr Incredible".	1:03:19	1:03:22
You know, I was right to idolise you.	1:03:22	1:03:24
I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe	1:03:24	1:03:26
by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man!	1:03:26	1:03:30
I'm still geeking out about it! (SIGHS)	1:03:30	1:03:34
And then you had to just go and ruin the ride.	1:03:34	1:03:37
I mean, Mr Incredible calling for help?	1:03:37	1:03:40
(MOCKING) "Help me, help me."	1:03:40	1:03:42
Lame, lame, lame,	1:03:42	1:03:43
lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?	1:03:43	1:03:46
Contact? What are you talking about?	1:03:46	1:03:49
(GROANING)	1:03:51	1:03:53
I am referring to last night at 23:07 hours	1:03:53	1:03:56
while you were snooping around.	1:03:56	1:03:58
You sent out a homing signal.	1:03:58	1:03:59
I didn't know about the homing device.	1:03:59	1:04:02
Arghh!	1:04:05	1:04:06
Now a government plane	1:04:06	1:04:09
is requesting permission to land here.	1:04:09	1:04:11
Who did you contact?!	1:04:11	1:04:12
I didn't send for a plane.	1:04:12	1:04:14
Play the transmission.	1:04:14	1:04:16
HELEN: 'India Golf niner-niner checking in....'	1:04:16	1:04:19
Helen.	1:04:19	1:04:20
So you DO know these people.	1:04:20	1:04:23
Well, then, I'll send them a little greeting.	1:04:23	1:04:26
Ow! Violet!	1:04:29	1:04:30
It's not my fault.	1:04:30	1:04:32
Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...	1:04:32	1:04:34
That's not true!	1:04:34	1:04:35
You said, "Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what."	1:04:35	1:04:38
- ..And it's not my fault! - It's 100% all-yours idea!	1:04:38	1:04:42
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?	1:04:42	1:04:45
Yes, Mom, I'm completely... of course we got a sitter.	1:04:45	1:04:47
Do you think I'm totally irresponsible?	1:04:47	1:04:49
- We wouldn't do that. - Thanks a lot!	1:04:49	1:04:51
All right, well, who'd you get?	1:04:51	1:04:53
You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs Parr.	1:04:53	1:04:55
I've got this baby-sitting thing wired.	1:04:55	1:04:57
I've taken courses and learned CPR,	1:04:57	1:04:59
and I got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand.	1:04:59	1:05:01
Kari.	1:05:01	1:05:02
I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter,	1:05:02	1:05:04
because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.	1:05:04	1:05:07
- Kari... - 'And the beauty part is...'	1:05:07	1:05:08
the babies don't have to listen	1:05:08	1:05:10
cos they're asleep!	1:05:10	1:05:11
I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept,	1:05:11	1:05:13
because half the time I don't even know what anyone's talking about.	1:05:13	1:05:16
Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this.	1:05:16	1:05:19
I'll pay you for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service.	1:05:19	1:05:23
There's really no need, Mrs Parr.	1:05:23	1:05:24
I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.	1:05:24	1:05:27
(BABY TALK) Can't I, little baby? Who can handle it?	1:05:27	1:05:30
'Who can handle it?' (BEEPING)	1:05:30	1:05:32
India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard.	1:05:39	1:05:42
Disengage. Repeat, disengage.	1:05:42	1:05:44
Aah! Aah!	1:05:57	1:05:59
Disengage, repeat, disengage. Friendlies...	1:06:13	1:06:15
No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.	1:06:15	1:06:17
Too late.	1:06:17	1:06:19
15 years too late.	1:06:19	1:06:20
Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest	1:06:22	1:06:24
of your position. Angels 10. Track east. Disengage. Over.	1:06:24	1:06:27
Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane.	1:06:27	1:06:30
You said we weren't supposed to use our powers.	1:06:30	1:06:32
I know what I said. Listen to what I'm saying now!	1:06:32	1:06:34
Disengage. Repeat, disengage!	1:06:34	1:06:36
Mom?	1:06:40	1:06:42
Violet!	1:06:42	1:06:43
Mayday, Mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked.	1:06:43	1:06:45
Abort! Abort! There are children aboard.	1:06:45	1:06:48
'Say again, there are children aboard!'	1:06:48	1:06:49
No!	1:06:49	1:06:50
Put a field around us now!	1:06:52	1:06:53
I've never done one that big.	1:06:53	1:06:55
Violet! Do it now!	1:06:55	1:06:56
Abort, abort, abort!	1:06:57	1:06:58
Abort, abort, abort!	1:07:00	1:07:02
(ALL SCREAMING)	1:07:16	1:07:19
Brace yourselves!	1:07:32	1:07:34
Mom! Mom?	1:07:40	1:07:41
Everybody calm down	1:07:41	1:07:42
and I'll tell you what we're not going to do.	1:07:42	1:07:45
We're not going to panic, we're not going to... Look out!	1:07:45	1:07:47
Whose idea was this?! What are we going do?	1:07:58	1:08:01
We're dead! We're dead!	1:08:01	1:08:03
- It blew up! - We survived but we're dead!	1:08:03	1:08:05
Stop it!	1:08:05	1:08:08
We are not going to die!	1:08:08	1:08:10
Now, both of you will get a grip,	1:08:10	1:08:11
or so help me, I will ground you for a month!	1:08:11	1:08:14
Understand?!	1:08:14	1:08:16
We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.	1:08:16	1:08:20
Ah, you'll get over it.	1:08:20	1:08:22
I seem to recall you prefer to "work alone".	1:08:22	1:08:26
(EVIL LAUGHTER)	1:08:26	1:08:28
Release me. Now!	1:08:35	1:08:37
Or what?	1:08:37	1:08:39
I'll crush her.	1:08:39	1:08:40
That sounds a little dark for you. Ah, go ahead.	1:08:40	1:08:43
It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.	1:08:43	1:08:46
(LAUGHING) Show me.	1:08:46	1:08:48
(SYNDROME) I knew you couldn't do it,	1:09:00	1:09:02
even when you have nothing to lose.	1:09:02	1:09:05
You're weak.	1:09:05	1:09:07
And I have outgrown you.	1:09:07	1:09:09
(BOB CRYING)	1:09:11	1:09:13
Those were short-range missiles. Land-based.	1:09:18	1:09:22
That way is our best bet.	1:09:22	1:09:24
You want to go TOWARD the people that tried to kill us?	1:09:24	1:09:27
If it means land, yes.	1:09:27	1:09:29
You expect us to swim there?	1:09:29	1:09:31
I expect you to trust me.	1:09:31	1:09:34
Ohh...	1:10:27	1:10:29
Ohh...	1:10:31	1:10:32
What a trouper.	1:10:32	1:10:34
I'm so proud of you.	1:10:34	1:10:37
Thanks, Mom.	1:10:37	1:10:39
I think your father is in trouble.	1:10:44	1:10:47
If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doing so hot either.	1:10:47	1:10:50
I'm going to look for him.	1:10:50	1:10:51
And that means you're in charge until I get back, Violet.	1:10:51	1:10:54
What?!	1:10:54	1:10:55
You heard her.	1:10:55	1:10:56
Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession.	1:10:58	1:11:02
Protect it.	1:11:02	1:11:03
And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.	1:11:03	1:11:06
- But you said never to use... - I know what I said!	1:11:06	1:11:08
Remember the bad guys on those shows	1:11:11	1:11:13
you used to watch on Saturday mornings?	1:11:13	1:11:16
Well, these guys are not like those guys.	1:11:16	1:11:19
They won't exercise restraint because you're children.	1:11:19	1:11:23
They will kill you if they get the chance.	1:11:23	1:11:26
Do not give them that chance.	1:11:26	1:11:28
- Mom... - Vi, I'm counting on you.	1:11:28	1:11:30
- There's something... - I'm counting on you.	1:11:30	1:11:32
Be strong.	1:11:32	1:11:34
Dash, if anything goes wrong,	1:11:34	1:11:36
I want you to run as fast as you can.	1:11:36	1:11:38
- As fast as I can? - As fast as you can.	1:11:38	1:11:40
Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.	1:11:40	1:11:43
I'll be back by morning.	1:11:43	1:11:45
Mom!	1:11:48	1:11:50
Mom, what happened on the plane, I'm sorry.	1:11:50	1:11:53
I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry.	1:11:53	1:11:57
Shh. It isn't your fault.	1:11:57	1:11:58
It wasn't fair for me to suddenly ask so much of you.	1:11:58	1:12:02
But things are different now.	1:12:02	1:12:05
And doubt is a luxury we can't afford any more, sweetie.	1:12:05	1:12:08
You have more power than you realise.	1:12:08	1:12:10
Don't think. And don't worry.	1:12:10	1:12:12
If the time comes, you'll know what to do.	1:12:12	1:12:15
It's in your blood.	1:12:15	1:12:17
He's not weak, you know.	1:12:53	1:12:55
What?	1:12:55	1:12:57
Valuing life is not weakness.	1:12:57	1:12:59
Oh, hey, look, look,	1:12:59	1:13:00
if you're talking about what happened	1:13:00	1:13:02
in the containment unit, I had everything under control.	1:13:02	1:13:04
And disregarding it is not strength.	1:13:04	1:13:07
I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.	1:13:07	1:13:10
I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually...	1:13:10	1:13:12
Next time you gamble, bet your own life.	1:13:12	1:13:15
OK, OK, OK.	1:13:29	1:13:31
(GASPS)	1:14:11	1:14:12
(VOICES ON RADIO)	1:14:20	1:14:22
A rocket?	1:14:23	1:14:25
(SIGHS, GASPS)	1:14:43	1:14:45
Hey!	1:15:18	1:15:19
Whew.	1:15:52	1:15:53
Well, not that this isn't fun,	1:16:14	1:16:17
but I'm going to go look around.	1:16:17	1:16:19
What do you think is going on here?	1:16:19	1:16:20
Do you think we're on vacation or something?	1:16:20	1:16:23
Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy.	1:16:23	1:16:25
Or worse. (WHISPERING) Their marriage.	1:16:25	1:16:28
Their marriage?	1:16:28	1:16:30
So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage?	1:16:30	1:16:34
Oh, forget it. You're so immature.	1:16:34	1:16:36
OK, I'm going to go look around.	1:16:36	1:16:38
Mom said to stay hidden.	1:16:38	1:16:40
I'm not going to leave the cave.	1:16:40	1:16:42
Sheesh.	1:16:42	1:16:44
(VOICES OVER RADIO)	1:16:44	1:16:47
(ECHOING) Cool!	1:17:20	1:17:22
(ECHOING) Cool!	1:17:22	1:17:25
(RADIO) 'Roger. We are ready for launch.'	1:17:25	1:17:28
Aah! Aah! Aah!	1:17:33	1:17:35
Vi, Vi, Vi, Vi!	1:17:37	1:17:40
What did you do?	1:17:40	1:17:41
(RADIO) 'ETA two-niner. Over.	1:17:53	1:17:56
'ETA, now confirm... your frequency.	1:17:56	1:17:58
'TCI clear. Condition yellow. Status norm.	1:17:58	1:18:01
'Not responding to IFF.	1:18:03	1:18:05
'IRCM reads negative.'	1:18:05	1:18:09
Bob.	1:18:09	1:18:10
Huh? What?	1:18:10	1:18:11
I didn't say anything.	1:18:11	1:18:12
(BIRDS TWEETING)	1:18:28	1:18:29
Ucch!	1:18:31	1:18:32
Eew, ew, ew!	1:18:32	1:18:35
Identification, please.	1:18:39	1:18:42
Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.	1:18:42	1:18:45
Look, it talks! What?	1:18:45	1:18:46
There. That one.	1:18:46	1:18:47
Voice key incorrect.	1:18:47	1:18:49
Voice key?	1:18:49	1:18:51
Voice key incorrect.	1:18:51	1:18:53
Wait a second.	1:18:53	1:18:55
(ALARM SOUNDS)	1:18:55	1:18:57
What are we going to do? Run!	1:18:57	1:18:58
Where are we going?	1:18:58	1:18:59
Away from here!	1:18:59	1:19:01
PA: 'Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.'	1:19:05	1:19:09
There isn't much time.	1:19:29	1:19:31
No, there isn't.	1:19:31	1:19:32
In fact, there's no time at all.	1:19:32	1:19:34
Please... Why are you here?	1:19:34	1:19:37
How can you possibly bring me lower?	1:19:37	1:19:39
What more can you take away from me?	1:19:39	1:19:41
(CHOKING) Family survived the crash.	1:19:41	1:19:45
They're here on the island!	1:19:45	1:19:47
They're alive?	1:19:47	1:19:48
(GASPING, COUGHING)	1:19:48	1:19:52
Helen?	1:20:01	1:20:02
Hello.	1:20:02	1:20:03
You must be Mrs...	1:20:03	1:20:06
She was helping me to escape.	1:20:06	1:20:08
No, that's what I was doing.	1:20:08	1:20:10
Let go of me!	1:20:10	1:20:11
Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep!	1:20:11	1:20:15
How could I betray the perfect woman?	1:20:16	1:20:18
Oh, you're referring to me now?	1:20:18	1:20:20
Where are the kids?	1:20:20	1:20:21
What?! They might have triggered the alert.	1:20:21	1:20:23
Security's been sent into the jungle. You'd better get going.	1:20:23	1:20:25
Now our kids are in danger?	1:20:25	1:20:26
If you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?	1:20:26	1:20:28
I didn't bring them. They stowed away.	1:20:28	1:20:30
And I don't think you're striking...	1:20:30	1:20:32
GUARD: Think they're supers?	1:20:39	1:20:40
Dash, remember what Mom said.	1:20:40	1:20:43
What? Hey, stop talking!	1:20:43	1:20:44
Hold it! Freeze!	1:20:44	1:20:46
Dash, run!	1:20:46	1:20:47
What? Run!	1:20:47	1:20:49
Oh, yeah.	1:20:49	1:20:50
- They're supers! - Get the boy!	1:20:50	1:20:52
Show yourself!	1:20:54	1:20:55
(SPITTING)	1:21:05	1:21:08
Aah!	1:21:47	1:21:52
Hey!	1:21:53	1:21:55
Ha ha!	1:22:02	1:22:03
Aah!	1:22:09	1:22:11
Aah! Aah! Aah!	1:22:11	1:22:14
I'm alive. Yeah!	1:22:18	1:22:21
Woo-hoo!	1:22:21	1:22:22
Uh-oh.	1:22:22	1:22:23
(GASPS)	1:22:45	1:22:47
(LAUGHING)	1:22:49	1:22:51
I should've told you I was fired, I admit it.	1:23:30	1:23:33
But I didn't want you to worry.	1:23:33	1:23:35
You didn't want me to worry?	1:23:35	1:23:36
And we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle.	1:23:36	1:23:39
You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm just happy you're alive.	1:23:39	1:23:42
I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear.	1:23:44	1:23:47
You can't hide from me.	1:23:59	1:24:01
There you are.	1:24:06	1:24:08
Hey!	1:24:08	1:24:09
Don't touch my sister!	1:24:13	1:24:15
- How are you doing that? - I don't know!	1:24:22	1:24:24
Whatever you do, don't stop!	1:24:24	1:24:26
(EXPLOSION)	1:24:36	1:24:38
Mom! Dad! Hey!	1:24:42	1:24:43
Kids!	1:24:45	1:24:47
- You're all right. - Oh, you're all right.	1:24:47	1:24:48
We were so worried about you.	1:24:48	1:24:50
I thought I'd never see you again.	1:24:50	1:24:51
BOTH: Oh, I love you.	1:25:07	1:25:10
Wow. Whoa.	1:25:10	1:25:12
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Time-out!	1:25:24	1:25:27
What have we here, matching uniforms?	1:25:28	1:25:32
Oh, no! Elastigirl? (LAUGHS)	1:25:32	1:25:37
You married Elastigirl? Whoa!	1:25:37	1:25:41
And got busy!	1:25:41	1:25:43
It's a whole family of supers.	1:25:43	1:25:46
Looks like I've hit the jackpot!	1:25:46	1:25:48
Oh, this is just too good!	1:25:48	1:25:51
TV: 'The ship's design suggests that...	1:25:51	1:25:52
'There were no fatalities...'	1:25:52	1:25:53
Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!	1:25:53	1:25:56
You've got to admit this is cool.	1:25:56	1:25:59
Just like a movie!	1:25:59	1:26:00
The robot will emerge dramatically,	1:26:00	1:26:02
do some damage,	1:26:02	1:26:03
throw in some screaming people!	1:26:03	1:26:05
And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day!	1:26:05	1:26:10
I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!	1:26:10	1:26:12
You mean you killed off real heroes	1:26:12	1:26:15
so that you could pretend to be one?	1:26:15	1:26:16
Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you!	1:26:16	1:26:20
And I did it without your precious gifts,	1:26:20	1:26:21
your oh-so-special powers.	1:26:21	1:26:23
I'll give them heroics.	1:26:23	1:26:25
I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen!	1:26:25	1:26:28
And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions	1:26:28	1:26:31
so that everyone can be superheroes,	1:26:31	1:26:33
everyone can be super.	1:26:33	1:26:35
(CHUCKLING) And when everyone's super...	1:26:35	1:26:38
Ha ha ha ha ha!	1:26:38	1:26:41
No-one will be.	1:26:41	1:26:43
(EVIL LAUGHTER)	1:26:43	1:26:46
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)	1:27:03	1:27:05
Fire at will!	1:27:07	1:27:08
TV: 'It's overwhelming the tanks.'	1:27:16	1:27:18
BOB: I'm sorry.	1:27:18	1:27:20
This is my fault. I've been a lousy father.	1:27:20	1:27:24
Blind to what I have.	1:27:24	1:27:26
So obsessed with being undervalued	1:27:26	1:27:28
that I undervalued all of you.	1:27:28	1:27:30
Um, Dad?	1:27:30	1:27:31
Shh. Don't interrupt.	1:27:31	1:27:32
So caught up in the past that I...I...	1:27:32	1:27:34
YOU are my greatest adventure,	1:27:36	1:27:37
and I almost missed it.	1:27:37	1:27:40
I swear, I'm going to get us out of this safely if I...	1:27:40	1:27:43
Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today,	1:27:43	1:27:46
but I think it's time we wind down now.	1:27:46	1:27:49
We need to get back to the mainland.	1:27:52	1:27:53
I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I think.	1:27:53	1:27:56
(LAUGHTER)	1:27:56	1:27:58
Where are all the guards?	1:28:05	1:28:07
Go, go!	1:28:07	1:28:10
GUARD: Hey, every time they run, you take a shot.	1:28:12	1:28:16
(LAUGHING) Oh...	1:28:16	1:28:19
(FIGHTING)	1:28:20	1:28:22
(WHISTLES)	1:28:24	1:28:25
This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.	1:28:31	1:28:33
A jet's not fast enough.	1:28:33	1:28:34
What's faster than a jet?	1:28:34	1:28:36
Hey, how about a rocket?	1:28:36	1:28:38
Great! I can't fly a rocket.	1:28:41	1:28:43
You don't have to.	1:28:43	1:28:45
Use the coordinates from the last launch.	1:28:45	1:28:48
Ah, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now.	1:28:49	1:28:53
How do I get in the computer?	1:28:53	1:28:55
'Say please.'	1:28:55	1:28:56
Honey? What? >	1:29:11	1:29:13
Where is my supersuit?	1:29:13	1:29:14
What? >	1:29:14	1:29:15
Where is my supersuit?!	1:29:15	1:29:18
I, uh, put it away. >	1:29:18	1:29:20
Where?!	1:29:20	1:29:21
Why do you need to know?	1:29:21	1:29:23
I need it!	1:29:23	1:29:25
Don't you think about running off and doing no derring-do.	1:29:25	1:29:28
We've been planning this dinner for two months!	1:29:28	1:29:30
The public is in danger!	1:29:30	1:29:31
My evening's in danger!	1:29:31	1:29:33
You tell me where my suit is, woman!	1:29:33	1:29:34
We are talking about the greater good.	1:29:34	1:29:36
Greater good? I am your wife!	1:29:36	1:29:39
I'm the greatest good you are ever going to get!	1:29:39	1:29:42
Run!	1:29:45	1:29:46
My baby!	1:29:48	1:29:49
MAN: The supers have returned!	1:29:53	1:29:55
Is that Fironic?	1:29:55	1:29:56
MAN: Fironic?	1:29:56	1:29:57
No, Fironic has a different outfit.	1:29:57	1:29:59
No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome!	1:29:59	1:30:04
All right, stand back.	1:30:07	1:30:08
Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.	1:30:12	1:30:17
Ha ha!	1:30:18	1:30:19
Aah!	1:30:31	1:30:32
Are we there yet?	1:30:45	1:30:46
We get there when we get there.	1:30:46	1:30:49
BOB: How ya doin', honey?!	1:30:51	1:30:53
Do I have to answer?!	1:30:53	1:30:56
Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you.	1:30:58	1:31:01
Here we go, honey.	1:31:04	1:31:07
Ready, Violet?	1:31:07	1:31:09
Ready...now!	1:31:09	1:31:12
This is going to be rough.	1:31:14	1:31:16
The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?	1:31:23	1:31:25
Traction Avenue. That'll take me downtown.	1:31:25	1:31:27
- I take Seventh, don't I? - Don't take Seventh!	1:31:27	1:31:30
Great, we missed it. You asked me how to get there and I told you.	1:31:30	1:31:33
Exit at Traction. That'll take me downtown.	1:31:33	1:31:35
It's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal!	1:31:35	1:31:36
We don't exit at Traction! You're going to miss it!	1:31:36	1:31:38
Aah!	1:31:38	1:31:39
(HORNS HONKING)	1:31:39	1:31:40
Aah!	1:31:47	1:31:49
Is... Is everybody OK back there?	1:32:03	1:32:07
Super-duper, Dad!	1:32:07	1:32:08
(LAUGHING) Do that again.	1:32:08	1:32:10
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)	1:32:10	1:32:12
Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.	1:32:12	1:32:16
While what, I watch helplessly from the sidelines?	1:32:16	1:32:19
I don't think so.	1:32:19	1:32:20
I'm asking you to wait with the kids.	1:32:20	1:32:22
I'm telling you, not a chance.	1:32:22	1:32:24
You're my husband, I'm with you. For better or worse.	1:32:24	1:32:26
I have to do this alone.	1:32:26	1:32:28
What is this to you, playtime? No.	1:32:28	1:32:30
So you can be Mr Incredible again? No!	1:32:30	1:32:31
Then what? What is it?	1:32:31	1:32:32
I'm not... Not what?	1:32:32	1:32:34
I'm not strong enough.	1:32:34	1:32:35
Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?	1:32:35	1:32:36
Yes. No!	1:32:36	1:32:37
That's what this is, some sort of workout?	1:32:37	1:32:39
I can't lose you again!	1:32:39	1:32:42
I can't. Not again.	1:32:42	1:32:45
I'm not...strong enough.	1:32:45	1:32:48
If we work together, you won't have to be.	1:32:56	1:32:59
I don't know what'll happen.	1:32:59	1:33:00
Hey, we're superheroes. What can happen?	1:33:00	1:33:03
Aah!	1:33:03	1:33:05
Aah! Vi! Dash! No!	1:33:06	1:33:09
Violet?	1:33:18	1:33:20
(BOB GROANING)	1:33:21	1:33:23
Dad! Go, go!	1:33:23	1:33:25
I'm OK, Mom. Really.	1:33:34	1:33:36
Stay here, OK?	1:33:36	1:33:38
Frozone!	1:33:48	1:33:49
Yeah!	1:33:49	1:33:50
Bob!	1:33:54	1:33:54
Whoa!	1:33:54	1:33:56
Hey!	1:33:56	1:33:57
Huh?	1:34:07	1:34:09
Syndrome's remote!	1:34:12	1:34:14
The remote controls the robot!	1:34:23	1:34:24
Dad! Throw it, throw it!	1:34:26	1:34:29
Go long!	1:34:29	1:34:30
Got it!	1:34:41	1:34:42
Honey, take out its guns!	1:34:46	1:34:48
Dash! Gotcha!	1:34:55	1:34:57
(VIOLET SCREAMS)	1:35:34	1:35:35
Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!	1:35:40	1:35:42
A remote? A remote that controls what?	1:35:44	1:35:47
The robot?	1:35:49	1:35:50
It's coming back!	1:35:58	1:36:00
(BOB YELLS)	1:36:00	1:36:03
That wasn't right. Give me that!	1:36:03	1:36:04
We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is...	1:36:05	1:36:09
..itself.	1:36:12	1:36:13
It's getting closer!	1:36:13	1:36:15
It doesn't work! Kids!	1:36:15	1:36:17
It's not doing anything. No, no, no, no!	1:36:18	1:36:20
Try to buy us some time. Try the one next to it.	1:36:20	1:36:22
Honey!	1:36:27	1:36:28
Wait a minute. Press that button again!	1:36:34	1:36:37
No, the other one! The first one!	1:36:37	1:36:40
First button! Got it!	1:36:40	1:36:42
- It's getting closer! - Look out!	1:36:42	1:36:44
Get out of here, kids. Find a safe spot. We're not going anywhere.	1:36:44	1:36:47
BOB: Press the button! Not yet!	1:36:47	1:36:48
Helen...	1:36:48	1:36:49
What are you waiting for?!	1:36:49	1:36:51
A closer target! You got one shot!	1:36:51	1:36:53
Everybody duck!	1:36:57	1:36:58
Ha ha. Hey, 'Zone.	1:37:19	1:37:21
(LAUGHING)	1:37:21	1:37:22
(CHEERING)	1:37:22	1:37:25
Huh? No!	1:37:27	1:37:29
Hey, did you see that? That's the way to do it.	1:37:29	1:37:33
That's old school.	1:37:33	1:37:35
Yeah, no school like the old school.	1:37:35	1:37:38
Just like old times.	1:37:40	1:37:42
Oh! Just like old times.	1:37:42	1:37:43
Ha ha. Yeah. Hurt then, too.	1:37:43	1:37:46
We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.	1:37:48	1:37:50
If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky	1:37:50	1:37:53
and a pair of handcuffs.	1:37:53	1:37:54
The people of this country are indebted to you.	1:37:54	1:37:56
Does this mean we can come out of hiding?	1:37:56	1:37:58
Let the politicians figure that one out.	1:37:58	1:38:00
But I've been asked to assure you	1:38:00	1:38:02
that we'll take care of everything else.	1:38:02	1:38:04
You did good, Bob.	1:38:04	1:38:05
(TELEPHONE BEEPS) 'Hi, this is Kari.	1:38:05	1:38:07
'I have a question about Jack-Jack...'	1:38:07	1:38:10
Come on. We're in a limo.	1:38:10	1:38:11
Hey, you're wearing your hair back?	1:38:11	1:38:14
Huh? Ooh, yeah. I just...yeah.	1:38:14	1:38:16
It looks good. Thanks, Dad.	1:38:16	1:38:18
That was cool when you threw that car!	1:38:18	1:38:20
Not as cool as you running on water.	1:38:20	1:38:22
Hey, Mom, that was sweet	1:38:22	1:38:23
when you snagged that bad guy with your arm	1:38:23	1:38:26
and then kind of whiplashed him into the other guy. Sweet!	1:38:26	1:38:28
I'm trying to listen to messages, honey.	1:38:28	1:38:30
KARI: 'It's me.'	1:38:30	1:38:31
'Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening.	1:38:31	1:38:35
'Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded out!	1:38:35	1:38:38
'When are you coming back?'	1:38:38	1:38:40
..aced those guys that tried to kill us!	1:38:40	1:38:42
That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.	1:38:42	1:38:46
'I'm not fine, Mrs Parr!'	1:38:46	1:38:49
'Put that down! Stop it! You need to call me.	1:38:49	1:38:52
'I need help, Mrs Parr!'	1:38:52	1:38:54
Bob, listen to this.	1:38:54	1:38:56
'I'm going to call the police or somebody...	1:38:56	1:38:58
(CALM) 'Hi, this is Kari.	1:38:58	1:38:59
'Sorry for freaking out, but your baby has special needs.	1:38:59	1:39:03
'Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter...'	1:39:03	1:39:05
Replacement? I didn't call a replacement.	1:39:05	1:39:08
Shh. The baby is sleeping.	1:39:12	1:39:15
(EVIL LAUGH)	1:39:15	1:39:18
You took away my future.	1:39:18	1:39:20
I'm simply returning the favour.	1:39:20	1:39:21
Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.	1:39:21	1:39:23
Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't.	1:39:23	1:39:26
And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.	1:39:26	1:39:30
Ha-ha!	1:39:32	1:39:34
He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to do something now!	1:39:34	1:39:37
(CRYING)	1:39:37	1:39:39
Aah!	1:39:47	1:39:48
Aah!	1:39:48	1:39:50
Aah!	1:39:50	1:39:52
Something's happening. What's happening?	1:39:52	1:39:54
We have to stop him! Throw something!	1:39:59	1:40:01
I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack.	1:40:01	1:40:03
(SCREECHING)	1:40:03	1:40:05
Aah! Aah!	1:40:05	1:40:06
Throw me.	1:40:06	1:40:07
Bob, throw me!	1:40:12	1:40:13
(CRYING)	1:40:15	1:40:17
(COOING)	1:40:17	1:40:19
No! Aah!	1:40:19	1:40:20
This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually.	1:40:23	1:40:26
I'll get your son!	1:40:26	1:40:28
Ha ha ha ha! (GASPS)	1:40:28	1:40:29
Oh, no.	1:40:29	1:40:30
Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you.	1:40:41	1:40:45
Everything is all right.	1:40:45	1:40:47
That's my girl.	1:41:02	1:41:04
Does this mean we have to move again?	1:41:04	1:41:06
(ALL LAUGHING)	1:41:06	1:41:09
LITTLE BOY: Oh, man.	1:41:09	1:41:11
That was totally wicked!	1:41:11	1:41:14
(LAUGHING)	1:41:27	1:41:28
Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet?	1:41:30	1:41:33
I mean, what is that all about?	1:41:33	1:41:34
Well, I always thought it was more of a...	1:41:34	1:41:36
Hey. Hey.	1:41:36	1:41:37
You're, uh, Violet, right?	1:41:37	1:41:39
That's me.	1:41:39	1:41:40
See you, Vi.	1:41:40	1:41:41
You look different.	1:41:41	1:41:42
I feel different.	1:41:42	1:41:43
Is different OK?	1:41:43	1:41:45
Hey, different is... (CLEARS THROAT)	1:41:45	1:41:47
Different is great.	1:41:47	1:41:48
(STAMMERING) Would you...	1:41:48	1:41:50
Yeah? Do you think maybe...	1:41:50	1:41:52
You and I... Yeah?	1:41:52	1:41:53
You know, um, do you...	1:41:53	1:41:54
Shh.	1:41:54	1:41:55
I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. OK?	1:41:55	1:41:58
Uh...movie.	1:41:58	1:41:59
There you go. Yeah. Yeah!	1:41:59	1:42:02
Wait, wait. So, Friday?	1:42:02	1:42:04
Friday.	1:42:04	1:42:05
(CROWD CHEERING)	1:42:06	1:42:08
Go, Dash, go. Run!	1:42:08	1:42:10
BOB: Go, go, go, go! Run! Run!	1:42:10	1:42:11
Come on, run! Pick up the pace.	1:42:11	1:42:14
Run!	1:42:14	1:42:15
Move it, move it!	1:42:15	1:42:16
Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.	1:42:16	1:42:19
Don't give up! Make it close! Second.	1:42:19	1:42:21
Close second! Close second! Yeah!	1:42:21	1:42:24
Yeah! Yeah!	1:42:25	1:42:27
(CHEERING)	1:42:27	1:42:28
That's my boy!	1:42:28	1:42:30
Dash, I'm so proud of you.	1:42:30	1:42:32
I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do.	1:42:32	1:42:34
(CRASHING, SCREAMING)	1:42:34	1:42:36
Behold the Underminer!	1:42:46	1:42:49
I am always beneath you,	1:42:49	1:42:52
but nothing is beneath me!	1:42:52	1:42:55
I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!	1:42:55	1:43:01
Soon all will tremble before me!	1:43:01	1:43:06

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