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SIGHS: OK, here we go. Focus.

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Speed, I am speed.

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One winner, 42 losers.

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I eat losers for breakfast.

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Breakfast, maybe I should have had breakfast. Brekkie could be good.

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No, no, no. Stay focused. Speed.

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I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.

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-BANGING:

-Hey, Lightning! You ready?

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Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.

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REVS

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# I'm American-made but I like Chevrolet

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# My momma taught me wrong from right

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# I was born in the south Sometimes, I have a big mouth

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# When I see something that I don't like

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# I gotta say it... # CROWD ROARS

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# ..Well, we've been driving this road for a mighty long time

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# Paying no mind to the signs

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# This neighbourhood's changed It's all been re-arranged

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# We left that team somewhere behind

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# Slow down, you're gonna crash

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# Baby, you're a-screaming It's a blast, blast, blast

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# Look out, babe You've got your blinders on

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# Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gone

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# Real gone

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# There's a new cat in town He's got high-paid friends

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# Thinks he's gonna change history

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# You think you know him so well Yeah, you think he's so swell

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# But he's just perpetuating prophecy

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# Slow down, you're gonna crash

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# Baby, you're a-screaming It's a blast, blast, blast

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# Look out You've got your blinders on

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# Everybody's lookin' for a way To get real gone... #

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-Woo!

-You got that right!

-WHISTLES

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# ..Real gone

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# Real gone. #

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Ugh!

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Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass

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here with my friend, Darrell Cartrip.

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We're midway through what may turn out to be an historic day.

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My pressure's through the roof. If this gets more exciting,

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-they're gonna have to tow me out!

-Right you are, Darrell!

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Three cars are tied for the season lead heading into the final race,

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and the winner of this race will win the season title and the Piston Cup.

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Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory before retirement?

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He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years. Can he win them one last Piston Cup?

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And, as always, in second we find Chick Hicks.

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He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.

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Chick thought this was his year, his chance to emerge from The King's shadow,

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but the last thing he expected was...Lightning McQueen!

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I don't think anybody expected this.

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The rookie came into the season unknown, but everyone knows him now.

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Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?

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The legend, the runner-up and the rookie.

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Three cars, one champion.

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# ..Here I come and I'm so not scared

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# Got my pedal to the metal Got my hands in the air

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# Look out You take your blinders off

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# Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gone

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# Real gone

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# Real gone. #

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CROWD GASPS, TYRES SCREECH

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-What a ride!

-LAUGHS

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Go get him, McQueen! Go get him!

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-< We love you, Lightning!

-Dinoco is all mine!

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SCREAMS "Trouble at turn three!"

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-Get through that, McQueen!

-"Huge crash behind the leader!"

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GASPING

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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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BOTH SCREAMING

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"Wait a second, McQueen is in the wreckage!"

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"There's no way the rookie can make it through, not in one piece!"

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Lightning!

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-"Look, McQueen made it through!"

-"Spectacular move by Lightning McQueen!"

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Yeah! Ka-chow!

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CROWD CHANTS: McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!

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Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow!

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"While everyone heads into the pits, McQueen stays out to take the lead!"

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Don't take me out, I can still race!

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-LAUGHS

-What do you think? Beauty!

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-McQueen made it through!

-What?! He's not pitting!

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Come on, get me back out there! Come on!

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-McQueen's not going into the pits!

-"Just fired his team,

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-"that's the third one this season!"

-"He says he likes working alone."

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-"Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits."

-After a stop like that, he's got a lot to make up.

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"Get ready, boys! We're coming to the restart!"

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Come on, come on, come on!

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-We need tyres now! Come on!

-No! No tyres, just gas!

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What?! You need tyres, you idiot!

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-"Looks like it's gas-and-go today!"

-"That's right, no tyres again!"

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"I'd say that's a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it's working."

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"He obviously knows something we don't know."

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-"This is it, one lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead!"

-"Got it in the bag.

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"Call in the dogs and put out the fire, we're gonna crown us a new champion!"

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CROWD ROARS

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Chequered flag, here I come!

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-"Oh, no! McQueen has blown a tyre!"

-"With one turn to go, can he make it?!"

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-You fool!

-Ugh!

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"McQueen's blown a tyre! McQueen's blown a tyre! Go, go, go, go, go!"

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"He's lost another tyre! The King and Chick are coming fast!"

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-"They're entering turn three!"

-Come on!

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I don't believe what I'm watching!

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"Lightning McQueen is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!"

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"The King and Chick rounding turn four!"

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"The Piston Cup and it's, and it's..."

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It's too close to call, too close to call!

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The most spectacular, amazing, unequivocally unbelievable ending in the history of the world!

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And we don't even know who won!

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-Hey, no cameras!

-We're here awaiting the results.

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-McQueen, that was quite risky.

-Tell me about it.

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-Are you sorry you didn't have a crew chief?

-Kori.

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There's more to racing than just winning. Taking the race by a lap?

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Where's the entertainment in that? I wanted to give the folks a sizzle.

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Am I sorry I didn't have a crew chief? No, cos I'm a one-man show.

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-What?

-That was a very confident Lightning McQueen.

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-Live from Victory Lane, I'm...

-Get outta the shot!

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Chuck, what are you doing? You're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see.

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-Back away.

-That's it! Come on, guys.

-Ow!

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-Whoa, team! Where are you going?

-We quit, Mr One-Man Show!

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Oh, OK, leave. Fine.

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How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?

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-Adios, Chuck.

-My name is not Chuck!

-Oh, whatever. ALL LAUGH

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Hey, Lightning! Yo, McQueen!

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Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there...by me!

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-LAUGHS

-Zinger!

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Welcome to the Chick era, baby. The Piston Cup, it's mine, dude.

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Hey, fellas. How you think I'd look in Dinoco blue?

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-Dinoco blue!

-In your dreams, Thunder.

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Yeah. Thunder? What's he talking about?

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You know, cos thunder always comes after lightning.

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Ka-pow!

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-Who here knew about the thunder thing?

-I didn't.

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-Right into the lens!

-Show us a pose!

-Ka-ching!

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Ooh-wee, that was one close finish.

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-You sure made Dinoco proud, thank you.

-Now, Tex,

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you've been good to me all these years. Least I could do.

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Whatever happens, you're a winner to me.

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Thanks, dear. Wouldn't be nothing without you.

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-McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!

-Ka-ching!

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-I'm Mia!

-I'm Tia!

-BOTH: We're you're biggest fans! Ka-chow!

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Oh, I love being me.

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-SQUEALING

-We love you, Lightning!

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CHUCKLES

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Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.

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-Oh, hey, Mr The King.

-You got more talent in one lug nut

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-than a lot of cars has got in their whole body.

-Really? Aww...

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-But you're stupid.

-Excuse me?

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This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You need to wise up

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and get yourself a good crew chief and a good team.

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You ain't gonna win unless you got good folks behind

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and you let them do their job. It's like I tell the boys...

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Good team, yeah.

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DANCE MUSIC

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..if you figure that out, you're gonna be OK.

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Oh. Ahem. Yeah, that is spectacular advice.

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Thank you, Mr The King. Ooh!

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"Ladies and gentleman, for the first time in Piston Cup history..."

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A rookie has won the Piston Cup.

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-Yes!

-"We have a three-way tie!"

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McQueen, that must be embarrassing.

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I wouldn't worry about it... because I didn't do it! Ha-ha!

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"Piston Cup officials have determined that a tie-breaker race

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"will be held in California in one week!"

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Thank you! Thanks to all of you out there! Thank you!

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Hey, rook. First one to California gets Dinoco all to themselves.

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No, not me! You rock, and you know that!

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Oh, yeah! Woo!

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"First one to California gets Dinoco all to himself!"

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We'll see who gets there first, Chick. Huh?

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-Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie!

-I don't wanna talk about it.

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Let's go, Mack. What'd you do with my trailer?

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-I parked over your sponsor's tent.

-What?

-Gotta make your appearance.

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No, no! No, no, no, no!

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Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here,

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and I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment rear-end formula.

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Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eze.

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Wow, look at that shine! Use Rust-eze

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and you too can look like me!

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Ka-chow! CHEERING

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-LAUGHING

-I remember this guy from the slums.

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-He was so rusty, he didn't even cast a shadow!

-LAUGHING

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-You could see his dirty undercarriage!

-Ugh!

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I hate rusty cars! This is not good for my image.

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They did give you your big break. It's in your contract.

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Will you stop, please? Just go get hooked up.

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-Winter is a grand old time.

-Of this there are no ifs or buts.

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-Remember, all that salt and grime.

-Can rust your bolts and freeze your...

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-Hey, look! There he is!

-Our almost champ!

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-Get your rear end in here, kid!

-Lightning McQueen, you are wicked!

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-You were cookin', McQueen!

-Gimme a little room, guys.

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-You're my hero, Mr McQueen!

-Yes, I know...

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-..Fred. Fred, thank you.

-He knows my name! He knows my name!

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-Lookin' good, buddy!

-Thanks to you, we had a better year!

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We might even clear enough to buy you headlights!

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-Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?

-They're just stickers!

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Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights because the track is lit.

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-Yeah, well so is my brother, but he still needs headlights!

-ALL LAUGH

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Hah-hah-hah...hah.

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-Ladies and gentlemen...

-BOTH:

-Lightning McQueen!

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CRICKETS CHIRPING

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Free bird!

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You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team

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ran a great race today. Remember, with a little Rust-eze...

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(and an insane amount of luck,) ..you too can look like me.

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Ka-chow. ALL CHEER

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-Hey, kid!

-We love you, we're looking forward to another great year,

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just like this year!

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Not on your life.

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-Don't drive like my brother!

-Don't drive like my brother!

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California, here we come!

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Dinoco, here we come!

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MUSIC: "Life Is A Highway" by Rascal Flatts

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# Life's like a road you travel on

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# One day here and the next day gone

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# Sometimes you bend Sometimes you stand

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# Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

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# There's a world outside every darkened door

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# The blues won't haunt you anymore

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# Where the brave are free and lovers soar

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# Come ride with me to the distant shore

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# We won't hesitate

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# To break down the garden gate

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# There's not much time left today, yeah

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# Life is a highway

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# I wanna ride it all night long

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# If you're going my way

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# I wanna drive it all night long

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# Through all the cities and all these towns

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# It's in my blood and it's all around

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# I love you now like I loved you then

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# This is the road and these are the hands

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# From Mozambique to those Memphis nights

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# The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights

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# Knock me down and back up again

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# You're in my blood I'm not a lonely man

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# There's no road I can hold

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# The roads are rough, this I know

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# I'll be there when the light comes in

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# Just tell 'em we're survivors

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# Life is a highway

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# I wanna ride it all night long... #

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PHONE RINGS

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Ooh, I needed this.

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-Hello?

-Is this Lightning McQueen, fastest racing machine?

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-Is this Harv, world's greatest agent?

-It is such an honour to be your agent

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that it almost hurts me to take 10% of your winnings and merchandising.

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Anyway, what a race, superstar! I mean...

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-I didn't see it, but I heard you were great.

-Uh, thanks.

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Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets to the tie-breaker.

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I'll pass them on to your friends, just give me the names and Harv will sort everything!

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Right, friends. Yes. There's, um...

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OK, I get it, Mr Popular, so many friends you can't narrow it down.

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When you get to town, better make time for your best friend. We're family, let's break some bread.

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Yeah, that would be great! We should...

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Let me know how it goes. Bye!

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NOVELTY CAR HORN BEEPS What? A mini-van?

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Come on, you're in the slow lane. This is Lightning McQueen you're hauling.

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-Just stopping off for a quick breather, kid.

-Absolutely not.

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-We're driving straight through till we get to California, we agreed!

-All night?!

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May I remind you, federal regs state...

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I need to get there before Chick and hang with Dinoco.

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All those sleeping trucks. Kid, I don't know if I can make it.

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Oh, sure you can, Mack. It'll be easy.

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-I'll stay up with you.

-All night?

-All night long.

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SNORES

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SNORES

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RAP MUSIC

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Uh...er...

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Atchoo!

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LAUGHS

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-Yo, DJ?

-What up?

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-We got ourselves a nodder!

-LAUGHS

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RELAXING SAX MUSIC

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-Ahh, pretty music.

-SNORES

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Yo, lane change, man!

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-LAUGHS

-Right back at ya!

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-Oops, I missed?

-You going on vacation?

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ALL LAUGH

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LAUGHS Uh...er...

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Oh, no! Snot-rod! He's gonna blow!

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..er...er... Atchoo!

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Gesundheit!

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One should never drive while drowsy.

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TYRES SCREECHING, HORNS HONKING

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HONKING Agh!

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Mack!

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Mack!

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Mack! Hey, Mack!

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Mack!

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Mack!

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Mack, wait for me!

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Mack!

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BELL RINGS

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TRAIN HORN BLARES

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Mack! Mack!

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Mack! Mack!

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Wait up! COUGHS: Mack!

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Mack! Mack!

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You're not Mack.

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Mack? I ain't no Mack,

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I'm a Peterbilt, for dang's sake!

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Turn on your lights, you moron!

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Mack... The interstate!

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Huh?!

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-Not in my town you don't.

-SIREN BLARES

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Oh, no! Oh, maybe he can help me.

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BANGING Why's he shooting at me?!

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I haven't gone this fast in years! Ugh!

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I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'.

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Serpentine! Serpentine! Serpentine!

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What in the blue blazes?! Crazy hot rodder!

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QUIET ECHOING COUNTRY MUSIC

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SNORING

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I'm telling you, man. Every third blink is slower.

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-The '60s weren't good to you, were they?

-CLUNKING

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What?! That's not the interstate!

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BANGING Argh!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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SCREECHING, SCREAMING

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Ow! SCREAMING

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I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

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-Incoming!

-Whoa, man.

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-Hey, you scratched my paint!

-Whoa!

0:24:590:25:01

-Whoa!

-My tyres!

0:25:010:25:04

GASPS

0:25:060:25:07

CRASH, GASPS

0:25:090:25:12

Agh! TYRES SCREECHING

0:25:220:25:24

Agh!

0:25:280:25:31

-Fly away, Stanley! Be free!

-Agh! THUD!

0:25:480:25:52

-PANTS

-Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.

0:25:590:26:03

We're live at the Los Angeles International Speedway

0:26:070:26:10

as the first competitor, Lightning McQueen, is arriving.

0:26:100:26:13

-How was the trek?

-Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl?

-Strategy?

0:26:130:26:18

ALL GASP

0:26:180:26:19

What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?

0:26:190:26:23

McQueen's driver arrived in California but McQueen was missing.

0:26:230:26:27

-..was reported missing...

-..race in an unprecedented...

0:26:270:26:30

Sponsors stated they have no idea.

0:26:300:26:33

SPEAKS JAPANESE

0:26:330:26:36

I hope Lightning's OK, I'd hate to see anything bad happen.

0:26:360:26:39

I don't know what's harder to find, Lightning McQueen or a crew chief who'll work with him!

0:26:390:26:43

Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!

0:26:430:26:46

They are all asking the same question, "Where is McQueen?"

0:26:460:26:50

Oh, boy. Ugh.

0:26:510:26:54

Where am I?

0:26:540:26:57

-Mornin', sleepin' beauty!

-Agh!

0:26:570:26:59

Ha! I was wonderin' when you was gonna wake up!

0:26:590:27:02

Take whatever you want, just don't hurt me!

0:27:020:27:05

A parking boot? Why do I have a parking boot on? What's going on?!

0:27:050:27:10

-LAUGHS

-You're funny! I like you already.

0:27:100:27:14

-My name's Mater.

-Mater?

0:27:140:27:17

Yeah, like tomater, but without the tuh.

0:27:170:27:21

-What's your name?

-You don't know my name?

0:27:210:27:24

Uhh... No, I know your name.

0:27:240:27:26

-Is your name Mater too?

-What?!

0:27:260:27:29

Look, I need to get to California as fast as possible.

0:27:290:27:33

-Where am I?

-Where are you?

0:27:330:27:35

Shoot, you're in Radiator Springs,

0:27:350:27:37

the cutest little town in Carburettor County.

0:27:370:27:41

Oh, great. Just great.

0:27:410:27:44

Well, if you think that's great, you should see the rest of the town.

0:27:440:27:48

You know, I'd love to see the rest of the town!

0:27:480:27:52

If you could just open the gate, take this boot off,

0:27:520:27:55

you and me can go cruising, check out the local scene.

0:27:550:27:57

-You know? How'd that be?

-Cool!

-Mater!

0:27:570:28:01

-What did I tell you about talking to the accused?

-To not to.

0:28:010:28:05

Well, quit your yappin' and tow this delinquent to traffic court.

0:28:050:28:10

We'll talk later, Mater.

0:28:100:28:12

-LAUGHS

-Later Mater, that's funny!

-Agh!

0:28:120:28:16

The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!

0:28:160:28:19

You scratched my paint! I ought to take a blowtorch to you!

0:28:190:28:23

You broke the road! You a very bad car!

0:28:230:28:27

Talk to me. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California.

0:28:270:28:31

-Where's your lawyer?

-I don't know. Tahiti? He's got a timeshare there.

0:28:310:28:35

When the defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him.

0:28:350:28:39

Hey! Anyone wanna be his lawyer?

0:28:390:28:42

Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!

0:28:440:28:46

-All rise, the honourable Doc Hudson presiding.

-Show off.

0:28:460:28:51

-May Doc have mercy on your soul.

-< CRASH!

0:28:510:28:55

All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town.

0:28:550:28:58

I want his hood on a platter, put him in jail till he rots.

0:28:580:29:02

Check that, I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on him

0:29:020:29:06

and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot.

0:29:060:29:10

I'm g...

0:29:100:29:12

Throw him outta here, Sheriff. I want him outta my court,

0:29:130:29:17

-I want him out of our town! Case dismissed.

-Yes!

0:29:170:29:20

-Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin' stuff!

-Sorry I'm late!

0:29:200:29:24

Holy Porsche! She's gotta be from my attorney's office.

0:29:250:29:29

Hey, thanks for coming, but we're all set. He's letting me go.

0:29:290:29:32

-He's letting you go?

-Yeah, your job's easy today.

0:29:320:29:36

All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you.

0:29:360:29:39

Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner.

0:29:390:29:42

-Cha-cow!

-Ow! Oof! Please!

0:29:420:29:45

I know, I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others they don't understand.

0:29:450:29:50

REVS

0:29:500:29:52

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?

0:29:520:29:55

-Well, a little bit, but I'll be all right.

-OK.

0:29:550:29:59

-I'm gonna go talk to the judge.

-Do what you gotta do.

0:29:590:30:03

Be careful, folks round here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean.

0:30:030:30:07

Ka-ching! Argh!

0:30:070:30:10

I'll keep that in mind.

0:30:100:30:12

-Hey there, Mater.

-Howdy, Sally.

0:30:120:30:14

-Hi, folks!

-ALL:

-Morning, Sally!

0:30:140:30:17

-You know her?

-She's the town attorney, and my fiancee.

0:30:170:30:22

-What?!

-Just kiddin'! She just likes me for my body.

0:30:220:30:26

Doc, you look great this morning. Do something with your mirrors?

0:30:260:30:30

-What do you want, Sally?

-Make this guy fix the road. The town needs this.

0:30:300:30:35

No. I know his type.

0:30:350:30:37

Race car. It's the last thing this town needs.

0:30:370:30:40

OK. I didn't wanna have to do this, Doc, but you leave me no choice.

0:30:400:30:44

Fellow citizens, you are all aware of our town's proud history.

0:30:440:30:48

-Here she goes again.

-Radiator Springs,

0:30:480:30:51

the glorious jewel strung on the necklace of Route 66,

0:30:510:30:55

the mother road. It is our job and our pleasure

0:30:550:30:59

to take care of travellers on that road.

0:30:590:31:01

-Travellers? What travellers?!

-Ignore him.

0:31:010:31:04

But how, I ask you, are we to care for those travellers

0:31:040:31:07

if there is no road for them to drive on? Luigi,

0:31:070:31:10

-what do you have at your store?

-Tyres.

-And if no-one can get to you?

0:31:100:31:14

I won't sell any...tyres. I will lose everything!

0:31:140:31:18

-Flo, what do you have at your store?

-I have gas. Lots of gas.

0:31:180:31:21

-SNIGGERING

-OK, boys, stay with me.

0:31:210:31:24

And what'll happen if no-one can come to buy gas?

0:31:240:31:27

I'll go out of business and will have to leave town.

0:31:270:31:31

-And what's gonna happen to us if Flo leaves and closes her station?

-No gas!

-What?

0:31:310:31:36

Don't you think the car responsible should fix our road?

0:31:360:31:39

The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al.

0:31:390:31:43

-Lizzy, Big Al left 15 years ago.

-Then why are you bringing him up?

0:31:430:31:47

-He can do it, he's got the horsepower. What do you want him to do?

-ALL: Fix the road!

0:31:470:31:52

-Because we are a town worth fixing!

-ALL CHEER

0:31:520:31:57

-HONKS: Order in the court!

-Woooo!

0:31:570:32:01

Seems like my mind has been changed for me.

0:32:010:32:03

ALL CHEER No!

0:32:030:32:06

Oh, I am SO not taking you to dinner.

0:32:060:32:11

That's OK, stickers, you can take Bessie.

0:32:110:32:14

Oh, you get to work with Bessie!

0:32:140:32:16

-I'd give my left two lug nuts for something like that.

-Who's Bessie?

0:32:160:32:21

This here is Bessie, finest road-paving machine ever built.

0:32:230:32:28

I'm sentencing you to community service.

0:32:280:32:30

-You're gonna fix the road under my supervision.

-What?!

0:32:300:32:34

-This place is crazy!

-I know this may be a bad time right now,

0:32:340:32:38

-but you owe me 32,000 in legal fees.

-What?

0:32:380:32:41

We're gonna hitch you up to Bessie and you're gonna pull her nice.

0:32:410:32:45

-You gotta be kidding me!

-You start there, where the road begins.

0:32:450:32:49

You finish down there, where the road ends.

0:32:490:32:53

Holy shoot!

0:32:540:32:57

-How long is this gonna take?

-Fella does it right, should take him five days.

0:32:580:33:03

Five days?! I should be in California schmoozing Dinoco right now!

0:33:030:33:07

If I were you, I'd quit yappin' and start workin'!

0:33:070:33:10

-Hook him up, Mater.

-Okey dokey.

0:33:100:33:13

Freedom!

0:33:200:33:22

Maybe I should have hooked him up to Bessie

0:33:270:33:31

and then, er... then took the boot off.

0:33:310:33:35

Woo-hoo!

0:33:360:33:38

Goodbye, Radiator Springs, and goodbye, Bessie!

0:33:390:33:43

California, here I come! Yeah!

0:33:430:33:47

Oh, feel that wind!

0:33:490:33:51

Yes! ENGINE SPLUTTERS

0:33:510:33:54

No...no, no, no.

0:33:540:33:56

No, no, no, no, no! Outta gas?! How could I be outta gas?!

0:33:560:34:00

CHUCKLING

0:34:000:34:02

Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.

0:34:020:34:05

-But how did you...?

-We siphoned your gas while you were passed out.

0:34:050:34:09

-Ka-chow.

-Ow, ow, ow, ow! CHUCKLES

0:34:090:34:13

-Gentlemen.

-Sheriff.

-Hey, Sheriff.

0:34:200:34:23

-Why the tyres are here?

-Sono sempre stati qui.

-They were better where they were. Guido!

0:34:230:34:28

Red, can you move over? I wanna get a look at that sexy hot-rod.

0:34:280:34:32

You know, I used to be a pretty good whistler.

0:34:320:34:35

I can't do it now, of course, on account of sometimes I get fluid

0:34:350:34:39

built up and my engine blocked, but Doc says he's gonna fix it.

0:34:390:34:43

He can fix about anything, that's why we made him the judge.

0:34:430:34:46

Boy, you shoulda heard me on Giddy-up Oom Papa Mow Mow.

0:34:460:34:50

I'm not one to brag, but people come purty far to see me get low on the 'Mow Mow'.

0:34:500:34:55

SPLAT! Oh, man! That's just great!

0:34:550:34:59

-What's wrong?

-My lucky sticker's all dirty.

0:34:590:35:01

Ain't nothin'. I'll clean it for you.

0:35:010:35:03

SNIFFS, SNORTS

0:35:030:35:06

No, no, no, no, no! That won't be necessary.

0:35:060:35:10

Hey! Hey, big fella! Yeah, you in the red!

0:35:110:35:14

I could use a little hose down, help me wash this off.

0:35:140:35:18

-Where's he going?

-Oh, he's just a bit shy and he hates you for killing his flowers.

0:35:190:35:24

-I shouldn't have to put up with this! I'm an instrument of speed and aerodynamics.

-Hurt your what?

0:35:240:35:29

I'm a very famous race car!

0:35:290:35:31

You are a famous race car? A real race car?

0:35:310:35:34

Yes. What do you think? Look at me!

0:35:340:35:37

I have followed racing my entire life, my whole life!

0:35:370:35:41

-Then you know who I am. I'm Lightning McQueen.

-Lightning McQueen!

-Yes!

0:35:410:35:45

I must scream it to the world, my excitement,

0:35:450:35:48

from the top of some place very high!

0:35:480:35:51

-Do you know many Ferraris?

-No, they race on the European circuit.

0:35:510:35:55

I'm in the Piston Cup.

0:35:550:35:57

-What?

-Luigi follow only the Ferraris.

0:35:570:36:01

Is that what I think it is?

0:36:050:36:07

Customers... Customers...

0:36:090:36:11

-Customers, everyone! Customers!

-Customers?

0:36:110:36:15

Calm down! Been a long time, remember what we rehearsed.

0:36:150:36:18

Make sure your come in signs are out and you know what to do. All right, nobody panics! Here we go!

0:36:180:36:23

-Van, I just don't see any onramp anywhere.

-Mini, I know where we are.

0:36:230:36:29

-Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.

-Honey, please.

0:36:290:36:32

Hello. Welcome to Radiator Springs, gateway to Ornament Valley,

0:36:320:36:35

legendary for its service and hospitality. How can we help?

0:36:350:36:39

-We don't need anything, thank you.

-Honey, ask for directions.

0:36:390:36:43

There's no need to ask for directions, I know where...

0:36:430:36:46

He did the same thing on our trip to Shakopee. We were headed for the Crazy Days...

0:36:460:36:51

OK, we're just peachy, OK?

0:36:510:36:54

-What you really need is the sweet taste of my homemade organic fuel.

-Doesn't agree with my tank.

0:36:540:37:00

-We're trying to find the interstate.

-Good to see you, soldier!

0:37:000:37:04

-Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut for all your surplus needs.

-Surplus!

0:37:040:37:08

-Honey, we have too much surplus.

-I have a map at the motel,

0:37:080:37:11

-and, if you do stay, we offer a free Lincoln Continental breakfast.

-Map!

0:37:110:37:15

I don't need a map, I have the GPS. Never need a map again, thank you.

0:37:150:37:20

How about something to drink? Stop at Flo's V8 cafe,

0:37:200:37:23

-finest fuel on Route 66!

-We just topped off.

0:37:230:37:27

If you need tyres, stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tyres,

0:37:270:37:30

-home of the Leaning Tower of Tyres.

-We're trying to find the interstate.

0:37:300:37:35

But you do need a paintjob, man. Ramone will paint you.

0:37:350:37:38

Hey, anything you want, like the flame job, maybe gold flames.

0:37:380:37:42

You like old school pin striping? Von Dutch style, huh?

0:37:420:37:46

Oh, honey. Look, Von Dutch.

0:37:460:37:48

Uh, OK! No. We're gonna be going now, OK?

0:37:480:37:52

-SLAP

-Ow!

0:37:520:37:54

-A little something to remember us by!

-Oh, OK!

0:37:540:37:58

Come back soon, OK? I mean, you know where we are.

0:37:580:38:01

-Tell your friends!

-OK, yes, you bet!

0:38:010:38:06

Thanks again, folks! Bye-bye, now.

0:38:060:38:08

Psst! Psst! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

0:38:080:38:11

-I know how to get to the interstate!

-Oh, do ya?

-Mini, no.

0:38:110:38:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... No, not really.

0:38:140:38:17

But listen, I'm Lightning McQueen, I'm being held here against my will

0:38:170:38:21

and I need you to call my team so they can come rescue me and get me to California. Do you understand?

0:38:210:38:26

No, no, no, no, no! It's the truth! You gotta help me!

0:38:290:38:33

Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell!

0:38:330:38:35

My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!

0:38:350:38:39

OK, don't worry. They know where we are now.

0:38:390:38:43

They're gonna tell their friends, you'll see.

0:38:430:38:46

"..Hank Williams marathon after a quick Piston Cup update."

0:38:460:38:50

"Still no sign of Lightning McQueen. Meanwhile, Chick Hicks arrived

0:38:500:38:54

"and became the first car to spend practice time on the track."

0:38:540:38:58

"It's just nice to get out here before the others."

0:38:580:39:01

"You know, get a head start. It gives me an edge."

0:39:010:39:04

Hey, McQueen! Eat your heart out.

0:39:310:39:33

Mater, let me get this straight, I can go when this is done, right?

0:39:350:39:39

-That's what the judge said.

-OK, outta my way.

0:39:390:39:43

I got a road to finish.

0:39:430:39:45

-He's done!

-Done?

-Mm-hm.

-It's only been an hour.

0:39:560:40:00

I'm done, I'm finished!

0:40:030:40:05

Just say thank you and I'll be on my way. That's all you gotta say.

0:40:050:40:09

Woo-hoo, I'm the first one on the new road!

0:40:090:40:12

It rides purty smooth!

0:40:160:40:18

-It looks awful!

-Well, it matches the rest of the town.

0:40:180:40:22

-CRYING

-Red!

0:40:250:40:28

-Who do you think you are?

-Doc said when I finished, I could go. That was the deal.

0:40:300:40:35

The deal was you fix the road, not make it worse.

0:40:350:40:38

-Now scrape it off, start over again.

-Grandpa, I'm not a bulldozer,

0:40:380:40:43

-I'm a race car.

-Oh-ho-ho-ho, is that right?

0:40:430:40:46

-Then why don't we just have a little race, me and you?

-What?

0:40:460:40:50

CHUCKLES Me and you? Is that a joke?

0:40:500:40:53

If you win, you go and I fix the road. If I win, you do the road my way.

0:40:530:40:58

-Doc, what are you doing?

-I don't mean to be rude here, Doc,

0:40:580:41:02

but you probably go 0-60 in, like, what, 3.5 years?

0:41:020:41:05

Well, then, I reckon you ain't got nothing to worry about.

0:41:050:41:08

You know what, old timer? That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.

0:41:080:41:12

Gentleman, this will be a one-lap race.

0:41:140:41:17

You will drive to Willy's Butte, go around Willy's Butte and come back.

0:41:170:41:21

There will be no bumpin', no cheatin', no spittin',

0:41:210:41:24

no bitin', no roadragin', no maimin', no oil slickin',

0:41:240:41:28

no pushin', no shovin', no backstabbin',

0:41:280:41:30

no roadhoggin' and no lollygaggin'.

0:41:300:41:33

Speed, I am speed. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.

0:41:330:41:37

-LAUGHS

-My friend, Guido,

0:41:370:41:39

he dream to give a real race car a pit stop.

0:41:390:41:43

-Pit stop!

-Uhh, the race is only one lap, guys.

0:41:430:41:48

Uno lapo, don't need any help. I work solo mio.

0:41:480:41:52

Fine, race your way.

0:41:520:41:56

-No pit stoppo, comprendo?

-OK!

0:41:560:41:59

Gentlemen...

0:41:590:42:02

start...your...engines!

0:42:020:42:05

STARTS GENTLY

0:42:050:42:08

Huh. REVS LOUDLY

0:42:080:42:11

-Check that out!

-Mmmmm-hm!

0:42:110:42:14

Great idea, Doc. Now the road will never get done.

0:42:140:42:17

-Luigi.

-On your mark, get set...

0:42:170:42:21

uno for the money, due for the show,

0:42:210:42:24

tre to get ready and quattro to... GO!

0:42:240:42:29

CHEERING

0:42:330:42:35

Huh?

0:42:380:42:39

Doc, the flag means go.

0:42:390:42:41

Remember the flag? Here we go. Go!

0:42:410:42:45

Uhh, Doc? What are you doing, man?

0:42:450:42:47

Oh, dear. It would seem I'm off to a poor start.

0:42:470:42:51

Well, better late than never. Come on, Mater.

0:42:510:42:54

-Might need a little help.

-Uhh, OK.

0:42:540:42:57

-You got your tow cable?

-Yeah, always. Why?

0:42:580:43:02

Ohh, just in case.

0:43:020:43:04

SCREAMS Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

0:43:120:43:14

No, no, no! CRASH

0:43:140:43:16

-ALL:

-Oooh, ow.

0:43:160:43:19

-Ow!

-Bad trip, man.

0:43:190:43:22

Hey! Was that floating like a Cadillac

0:43:250:43:28

or was that stinging like a Beemer?

0:43:280:43:30

-I'm confused.

-LAUGHS

0:43:300:43:33

You drive like you fix roads - lousy!

0:43:330:43:36

Have fun fishing, Mater.

0:43:360:43:40

I'm starting to think he know'd you was gonna crash.

0:43:440:43:47

Thank you, Mater. Thank you.

0:43:470:43:50

I can make a little turn on dirt. You think?

0:43:530:43:56

No, and now I'm a day behind.

0:43:560:43:59

I'm never gonna get out of here!

0:43:590:44:01

-You need a new paintjob, man!

-No thank you.

0:44:010:44:04

-How about some organic fuel?

-That freak juice?

-Pass!

0:44:040:44:08

Watching him work is making me thirsty. Anybody want something to drink?

0:44:080:44:13

Nah, not me, Flo. I'm on one of them special diets.

0:44:130:44:17

I'm a precisional instrument of speed and aeromatics.

0:44:170:44:22

"You race like you fix roads."

0:44:220:44:25

I'll show him.

0:44:250:44:27

I will show him!

0:44:270:44:30

SPLAT! Oh, great!

0:44:370:44:39

I hate it! Hate, hate, hate, hate it!

0:44:390:44:42

Music, sweet music.

0:44:420:44:45

-Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

-Radiator Springs - a happy place!

0:44:450:44:50

SPLAT! OK, Bessie, you think that's funny?!

0:44:500:44:54

Great! I'm talking to Bessie now! I'm talking to Bessie!

0:44:540:44:59

FAINT LAUGHING

0:45:020:45:04

Wee-hoo!

0:45:090:45:12

-Wow!

-Mornin', Sally!

0:45:120:45:15

Hey, look at this here fancy new road Lighting McQueen done just made!

0:45:150:45:20

Yes, amazing!

0:45:200:45:22

-Oh, yeah!

-SIGHS

0:45:220:45:25

Ooh, Ramone! Mama ain't seen you that low in years.

0:45:250:45:30

I haven't seen a road like this in years.

0:45:300:45:33

-Well, then, let's cruise, baby.

-Low and slow.

0:45:330:45:37

Bellissima, it's beautiful! Guido, look.

0:45:370:45:40

It's like it was paved by angels.

0:45:400:45:44

I tell you what, I bet even the roads on the moon ain't this smooth!

0:45:440:45:48

Look at this. Should have tossed him into a cactus a lot sooner, huh?

0:45:480:45:52

Well, he ain't finished yet. Still got a long way to go.

0:45:520:45:56

Guido, look at Luigi! Ha-ha! This is fantastico!

0:45:560:46:01

That looks like fun! Mater, I got dibs! Next turn!

0:46:010:46:04

Hey, Luigi. This new road makes your place look like a dump.

0:46:040:46:08

Ahh, that crazy old devil woman!

0:46:080:46:12

-Oh...ohh...

-SOBS

0:46:120:46:15

But she is right! Oh, Guido!

0:46:150:46:18

Huh, that punk actually did a good job.

0:46:180:46:23

Where the heck is he?

0:46:250:46:28

-Sheriff! Is he making another run for it?

-No, no.

0:46:330:46:37

He ran out of asphalt in the night, asked if he could come here.

0:46:370:46:41

-All he's trying to do is make that there turn.

-No, no, no, no!

0:46:410:46:46

Ahh, great! Perfect turns on every track I've ever raced on...

0:46:460:46:49

Sheriff, why don't you go get yourself a quart of oil at Flo's?

0:46:510:46:55

-I'll keep an eye on him.

-Well, thanks, Doc.

0:46:550:46:58

I've been feeling a quart low.

0:46:580:47:01

SCREAMS

0:47:080:47:10

-This ain't asphalt, Son. This is dirt.

-Great. What do you want? You here to gloat?

0:47:140:47:19

You don't have three-wheel brakes so you've gotta pitch it hard, brake it loose

0:47:190:47:24

and just drive it with the throttle. Give it too much and you'll be into the tulips.

0:47:240:47:30

-So you're a judge, a doctor and a racing expert?

-I'll put it simple.

0:47:300:47:34

If you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right.

0:47:340:47:38

Ohh. Right, that makes perfect sense.

0:47:380:47:41

Turn right to go left, yes! Thank you!

0:47:410:47:44

Or should I say, "No, thank you," because, in opposite world,

0:47:440:47:48

maybe that really means thank you.

0:47:480:47:50

Crazy grandpa car, what an idiot.

0:47:520:47:56

Turn right to go left.

0:48:020:48:05

Whoa! CRASH!

0:48:100:48:13

Ow! CREAKING

0:48:130:48:17

THUD!

0:48:170:48:18

Owwwww!

0:48:180:48:22

Turn right to go left. Guess what? I tried it.

0:48:230:48:26

Know what? This crazy thing happened, I went right!

0:48:260:48:29

You keep talking to yourself, people'll think you're crazy.

0:48:290:48:32

-Thanks for the tip.

-What? I wasn't talking to you.

0:48:320:48:36

-Oh, Guido! Qui bellissimo!

-Cosa?

0:48:430:48:46

-It looks great!

-Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.

0:48:460:48:51

-PARPS:

-Ooh, Lord.

-CHUCKLING

0:48:530:48:55

Mater! I need you to watch the prisoner tonight.

0:48:550:48:59

Wait a minute, what if he tries to run again?

0:48:590:49:02

Just let him run outta gas and tow him on back,

0:49:020:49:05

-but keep an eye on him.

-Yes, sir!

0:49:050:49:07

While I'm stuck here paving this stinkin' road,

0:49:100:49:12

Chick's in California schmoozing Dinoco, my Dinoco.

0:49:120:49:16

FIZZING Whoa, who's touching me?!

0:49:160:49:18

You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix. You make such a nice new road.

0:49:180:49:22

Come to my shop, Luigi take care of you, though you not a Ferrari.

0:49:220:49:26

You buy four tyres, I give you a full-size spare absolutely free.

0:49:260:49:32

Look, I get all my tyres for free.

0:49:320:49:35

-LAUGHS

-I like your style!

0:49:350:49:38

You drive the hard bargain. OK, Luigi make you a new deal.

0:49:380:49:41

You buy one tyre, I give you three.

0:49:410:49:44

Uhh, would you look at that!

0:49:440:49:46

Ramone, Ramone!

0:49:460:49:49

This is it, my last offer. You buy one tyre,

0:49:550:49:59

I give you seven snow tyres for free!

0:49:590:50:02

Done. If you're interested, you call me, you know where I am.

0:50:020:50:06

Ooh, Red, you missed a spot. Right there.

0:50:100:50:13

In the hood...

0:50:130:50:15

Thanks, Red!

0:50:230:50:25

-What was that for?!

-Do you wanna stay at the Cozy Cone or what?

-Huh?

0:50:250:50:29

If you do, you gotta be clean. Even in hillbilly hell, we have standards.

0:50:290:50:33

-I don't get it.

-Nothing. I thought I'd say thank you for a great job

0:50:330:50:37

so I thought I'd let you stay with me. I mean, not with me, but there.

0:50:370:50:41

Not with me there, but there in your own Cozy Cone

0:50:410:50:45

-and I'd be in my cone...

-Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me.

0:50:450:50:48

If you wanna stay at the dirty impound, fine. Criminal types...

0:50:480:50:52

No, that's OK. Yeah, the Cozy Cone.

0:50:520:50:55

-It's newly-refurbished.

-CHUCKLES

0:50:550:50:59

Yeah, it's a clever little twist, the motel's made out of cones,

0:50:590:51:02

which, of course, cars usually avoid, but now we're gonna stay in them.

0:51:020:51:07

That's funny.

0:51:070:51:09

Figure that all out on your own, did you?

0:51:090:51:12

Cone number one, if you want.

0:51:120:51:16

Hey, do I spy a little pin striping tattoo back there?

0:51:190:51:23

Oh! That's just...

0:51:230:51:25

-THUD

-Oh!

0:51:250:51:28

-You saw that?

-GIGGLES

0:51:280:51:31

Just gonna be going. Gonna... Yeah.

0:51:310:51:34

You know, I once knew this girl, Doreen.

0:51:390:51:41

Good looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck.

0:51:410:51:46

I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her.

0:51:460:51:50

-What are you talking about?

-I don't know.

0:51:500:51:53

I know something we can do tonight cos I'm in charge of watching you.

0:51:530:51:57

No, Mater. I gotta finish this road and I have to get out of here.

0:51:570:52:01

Well, that's all right, Mr I-Can't-Turn-On-Dirt.

0:52:010:52:04

-You probably couldn't handle it anyway.

-Whoa, whoa! Easy, now!

0:52:040:52:09

Know who you're talking to? This is Lightning McQueen. I can handle anything.

0:52:090:52:13

-Mater, I'm not doing this!

-Oh, come on! You'll love it!

0:52:130:52:18

Tractor tippin's fun!

0:52:180:52:21

This is ridiculous.

0:52:210:52:23

All right, listen. When I say go, we go,

0:52:230:52:27

-but don't let Frank catch you. Go!

-Who's Frank?

0:52:270:52:30

Mater!

0:52:310:52:33

Wait, Mater!

0:52:330:52:35

You just sneak up in front of 'em and then honk,

0:52:360:52:41

and they do the rest. Watch this.

0:52:410:52:44

HONKS

0:52:500:52:51

MOOS

0:52:510:52:53

SLOSHING

0:52:560:52:58

PARPS

0:52:580:53:00

LAUGHS

0:53:000:53:02

Tractors is so dumb. I tell you what, buddy,

0:53:040:53:08

-it don't get much better than that.

-Yup, you're living the dream, boy.

0:53:080:53:13

HONKS

0:53:160:53:18

MOOS

0:53:180:53:19

SLOSHING

0:53:210:53:23

PARPS

0:53:230:53:25

I don't care who you are, that's funny, right?

0:53:250:53:28

-Oh, your turn, bud.

-Mater, I can't. I don't even have a horn.

0:53:280:53:32

-Baby.

-I'm not a baby. CLUCKS

0:53:320:53:36

Fine, stop! Stop! OK, all right, I'll do something.

0:53:360:53:39

REVS LOUDLY

0:53:550:53:57

MOOS

0:53:570:53:59

SLOSHING

0:54:090:54:11

PARPING

0:54:130:54:15

BOTH LAUGH

0:54:180:54:20

ROARING

0:54:220:54:25

That's Frank.

0:54:270:54:29

ROARING

0:54:310:54:33

SCREAMS

0:54:330:54:35

Look out!

0:54:510:54:53

MATER LAUGHS

0:54:530:54:55

ROARING

0:54:560:54:57

He's gonna get you!

0:54:590:55:02

Customers!

0:55:190:55:22

Ahh, no, no, no!

0:55:240:55:26

-Tomorrow night, we can go look for the ghost light.

-I can't wait.

0:55:290:55:33

Oh, yeah! I'm tellin' you!

0:55:330:55:36

Oh, boy! You gotta admit, that was fu-un!

0:55:360:55:40

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Well, we better get you back to the impound lot.

0:55:400:55:45

Actually, Sally's gonna let me stay at the motel.

0:55:450:55:48

Ohh, getting cosy at the cone, is we?

0:55:480:55:51

No, no! Are you kidding?

0:55:510:55:54

Besides, she can't stand me.

0:55:540:55:57

-And I don't like her, to be honest.

-Yeah, you probably right.

0:55:570:56:01

-Hey, look! There's Miss Sally!

-Where?! Where?!

0:56:010:56:03

-LAUGHS

-You're in love with Miss Sally!

0:56:030:56:07

-No, I'm not.

-Yes, you do.

-No way.

-Way.

0:56:070:56:10

-Come on.

-# You're in love with Miss Sally You're in love with Miss Sally! #

0:56:100:56:14

You love her, you love her, you love her, you love her...

0:56:140:56:18

Enough! Will you stop that?

0:56:180:56:21

-Stop what?

-Driving backwards, it's creeping me out.

0:56:210:56:24

-You're gonna wreck or something.

-Wreck?

0:56:240:56:26

Shoot, I'm the world's best backwards driver. Watch this, lover boy.

0:56:260:56:32

-Wee-hee!

-What are you doing?! Watch out! Look out!

0:56:320:56:36

-Mater! Mater!

-Yee-hee!

0:56:360:56:39

LAUGHS

0:56:390:56:41

-Whee!

-Hey! Take it easy, Mater!

0:56:500:56:53

-Hee-hee!

-CHUCKLES He's nuts!

0:57:010:57:05

Ain't no need to watch where I'm going...

0:57:060:57:09

-..just need to know where I've been.

-Whoa, that was incredible!

0:57:110:57:14

-How'd you do that?

-Rear-view mirrors.

0:57:140:57:17

We'll get you some and I'll teach you, if you want.

0:57:170:57:21

Maybe I'll use 'em in my big race.

0:57:210:57:23

What's so important about this race of yours, anyway?

0:57:230:57:26

It's not just a race. We're talking about the Piston Cup.

0:57:270:57:31

I've been dreaming about it my whole life. I'll be the first rookie ever to win it

0:57:310:57:36

and when I do, we're talking big new sponsor

0:57:360:57:40

with private helicopters. No more medicated bumper ointment, no more rusty old cars.

0:57:400:57:45

What's wrong with rusty old cars?

0:57:450:57:47

I don't mean you, Mater. I mean other old cars.

0:57:490:57:52

-Not like you, I like you.

-That's OK, buddy.

0:57:520:57:55

D'you think maybe one day I can get a ride in one of them helicopters?

0:57:550:58:00

I mean, I've always wanted to ride in one of them fancy helicopters.

0:58:000:58:05

-Yeah, yeah, sure.

-You mean it?

0:58:050:58:07

-Oh, yeah. Anything you say.

-I knew it.

0:58:070:58:11

-I know'd I made a good choice!

-In what?

0:58:110:58:15

My best friend.

0:58:160:58:18

See you tomorrow, buddy! # McQueen and Sally, parking at the trees

0:58:240:58:29

# K-I-S-something-something- something-T! #

0:58:290:58:33

LAUGHS

0:58:330:58:35

Number one, number one... Ahh, number one!

0:58:410:58:45

-Ah, this is nice.

-Hey, stickers!

-BOTH YELP

0:58:450:58:49

-I'm sorry!

-Oh, you scared me! You gotta be careful -

0:58:490:58:52

-I scared myself scaring you scaring me.

-I wasn't scared, scared, more...

0:58:520:58:57

-Just I overheard you talking to Mater.

-When? Just now?

0:58:570:59:01

-What did you hear?

-Something about a helicopter ride.

0:59:010:59:04

Oh, yeah! Yeah, he got a kick out of that, didn't he?

0:59:040:59:07

-Did you mean it?

-What?

-That you'll get him a ride?

0:59:070:59:11

-Oh, who knows? First thing's first, I gotta get outta here and make the race.

-Uh-huh.

0:59:110:59:17

You know, Mater trusts you.

0:59:170:59:20

Yeah, OK.

0:59:200:59:23

-Did you mean that?

-What?

0:59:230:59:26

Was it just a, "Yeah, OK,"

0:59:260:59:28

or, "Yeah, OK," or, "Yeah, OK."

0:59:280:59:31

Look, I'm exhausted. It's kinda been a long day.

0:59:310:59:34

Yeah, OK.

0:59:340:59:36

Night.

0:59:360:59:39

Hey, thank you.

0:59:410:59:43

-What did you just say?

-Thanks for letting me stay here.

0:59:450:59:50

It's nice to be outta the impound and this is...it's great.

0:59:500:59:53

Newly-refurbished, right?

0:59:530:59:56

Yeah.

0:59:560:59:58

-Night.

-Goodnight.

0:59:581:00:00

BUGLE CALL

1:00:111:00:13

ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS STAR SPANGLED BANNER

1:00:181:00:21

Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!

1:00:211:00:23

Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!

1:00:231:00:27

No! ALARM BLARES

1:00:521:00:54

I gotta get outta here!

1:00:561:00:58

-Hey, have you seen the sheriff? Oh, my gosh!

-What are you doing?

1:00:581:01:02

Getting a good peek, city boy?

1:01:021:01:05

-I need my daily gas ration from the sheriff.

-Wait at Flo's. Get out of here.

1:01:051:01:09

I've been trying to get out of here for three days!

1:01:091:01:13

Hope you enjoyed the show!

1:01:131:01:15

CRASHING, CLUNKING

1:01:171:01:19

Whoa, Doc!

1:01:271:01:29

Time to clean out the garage, buddy. Come on.

1:01:291:01:33

What?

1:01:481:01:50

He has a Piston Cup?

1:01:501:01:53

Oh, my gosh.

1:02:001:02:03

Three Piston Cups?

1:02:031:02:06

The sign says stay out.

1:02:161:02:20

-You have three Piston Cups.

-I knew you couldn't drive but I didn't know you couldn't read.

1:02:201:02:25

-You're the Hudson Hornet!

-Wait at Flo's like I told you.

1:02:251:02:28

Of course! I can't believe I didn't see it before! The fabulous Hornet!

1:02:281:02:32

Used to hold the record for most wins in a single season.

1:02:321:02:36

-You gotta show me your tricks!

-Already tried.

1:02:361:02:38

-You won the championship three times, look at those trophies!

-You look.

1:02:381:02:42

All I see is a bunch of empty cups.

1:02:421:02:45

You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man.

1:02:491:02:55

-Oh, take a car wash, hippie.

-Look at my husband, y'all!

1:02:551:02:58

-Woo, that's your colour!

-Yellow, baby!

-You smokin' hot!

1:02:581:03:03

There he is.

1:03:031:03:06

Did you know Doc is a famous race car?

1:03:061:03:09

-ALL LAUGH

-Doc? Our Doc?

1:03:091:03:13

No, no, no, no! It's true! He's a racing legend.

1:03:131:03:16

-He's the fabulous Hudson Hornet!

-Fabulous?

1:03:161:03:19

I never seen Doc drive more than 20mph. Have you ever seen him race?

1:03:191:03:23

No, but I wish I could have. They say he was amazing. He won three Piston Cups!

1:03:231:03:28

-He did WHAT in his cup?!

-I think the

-heat's starting to get to the boy.

1:03:281:03:33

Well, I'll say! Look how red he is!

1:03:331:03:36

-I think he needs a new coat of poly!

-Are you sick?

1:03:361:03:38

-You are looking a little peaky.

-He needs a new coat, for sure!

1:03:381:03:42

-Hey, hey! What are you doing?

-It's OK, you can trust me.

1:03:431:03:47

I trust you, all right, it's him I'm worried about.

1:03:471:03:51

Hmm... I trust him.

1:03:511:03:53

-Come on, let's take a drive.

-A drive?

-Yeah, a drive.

1:03:541:03:57

Don't you big city race cars ever just take a drive?

1:03:571:04:00

Uhh, no. No, we don't.

1:04:001:04:03

Hey, stickers! Are you coming or what?

1:04:251:04:28

Mm-hm, and you thought he was gonna run.

1:04:341:04:37

Can you believe it? He actually thought Doc was a famous race car.

1:04:371:04:41

-LAUGHS

-Too much!

1:04:411:04:44

OK, you got me out here. Where are we going?

1:04:461:04:49

I don't know.

1:04:491:04:51

Whoa! Yes!

1:04:551:04:57

LAUGHS

1:05:101:05:12

LAUGHS, SPLAT! Blugh!

1:05:121:05:15

LAUGHS

1:05:151:05:18

LAUGHS

1:06:171:06:19

Wow!

1:06:411:06:43

-What is this place?

-Wheel Well.

1:06:431:06:47

Used to be the most popular stop on the mother road.

1:06:471:06:50

This place?

1:06:541:06:57

Yeah, imagine.

1:07:001:07:02

Oh, imagine what it must have been like to stay here.

1:07:021:07:06

You know, I don't get you. How does a Porsche wind up in a place like this?

1:07:081:07:12

Well, it's really pretty simple. I was an attorney in LA,

1:07:121:07:17

-living life in the fast lane.

-Oh, you were, were you?

1:07:171:07:21

-Were you rich?

-What?

1:07:211:07:24

-Just clues to the puzzle.

-Yeah, OK.

1:07:241:07:28

Well, that was my life, and you know what?

1:07:281:07:30

It never felt...happy.

1:07:301:07:34

-Yeah. I mean, really?

-Yeah.

1:07:361:07:39

So I left California, just drove and drove and finally broke down right here.

1:07:391:07:44

Doc fixed me up, Flo took me in.

1:07:441:07:47

Well, they all did. And I never left.

1:07:471:07:50

I understand you'd need a little R and R, recharge the old batteries,

1:07:521:07:56

but, you know, after a while, why didn't you go back?

1:07:561:07:59

-I fell in love.

-Oh.

1:08:011:08:05

Yup.

1:08:051:08:08

-Corvette?

-No.

1:08:081:08:10

I fell in love...with this.

1:08:161:08:19

Whoa.

1:08:291:08:31

Look at that.

1:08:321:08:35

They're driving right by, don't even know what they're missing.

1:08:361:08:40

Well, it didn't used to be that way.

1:08:401:08:42

-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah.

1:08:421:08:46

40 years ago, that interstate down there didn't exist.

1:08:461:08:49

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:08:491:08:52

Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way.

1:08:521:08:56

How do you mean?

1:08:561:08:58

Well, the road didn't cut through the land like that interstate.

1:08:581:09:02

It moved with the land, you know? It rose, it fell, it curved.

1:09:021:09:06

-Mornin'!

-Nice day, huh?

1:09:071:09:10

Cars didn't drive on it to make great time,

1:09:111:09:14

they drove on it to have a great time.

1:09:141:09:17

# Long ago

1:09:181:09:21

# But not so very long ago

1:09:211:09:24

# The world was different

1:09:271:09:30

# Oh, yes it was

1:09:301:09:33

# You settled down and you built a town

1:09:351:09:38

# And made it there

1:09:381:09:42

# And you watched it grow

1:09:421:09:44

# It was your town... #

1:09:441:09:48

-What happened?

-The town got bypassed just to save 10 minutes of driving.

1:09:501:09:55

# ..Time goes by, time brings changes

1:09:561:09:59

# You change too

1:09:591:10:02

# Nothing comes that you can't handle

1:10:031:10:07

# So on you go

1:10:071:10:10

# You never see it coming

1:10:121:10:15

# When the world caves in on you

1:10:151:10:20

# On your town

1:10:201:10:23

# There's nothing you can do

1:10:241:10:27

# Main Street isn't Main Street any more

1:10:291:10:34

# No-one seems to need us

1:10:371:10:40

# Like they did before

1:10:401:10:42

# It's hard to find a reason

1:10:451:10:48

# Left to stay

1:10:481:10:51

# But it's our town

1:10:531:10:56

# We love it anyway

1:10:581:11:00

# Come what may

1:11:011:11:05

# It's our town. #

1:11:051:11:09

How great would it have been to see this place in its heyday?

1:11:171:11:20

I can't tell you how many times I've dreamed of that.

1:11:201:11:24

One of these days, we'll find a way to get it back on the map.

1:11:241:11:28

Yeah.

1:11:281:11:29

Hey, listen, thanks for the drive. I had a great time.

1:11:291:11:33

It's kinda nice to slow down every once in a while.

1:11:331:11:36

You're welcome.

1:11:361:11:38

Hey, listen! If anybody asks, we was out smashin' mailboxes, OK?!

1:11:451:11:50

What?

1:11:501:11:52

RUMBLING

1:11:521:11:54

MOOING

1:11:541:11:57

Oh, man! The paint's still wet!

1:12:061:12:08

HONKS LOUDLY

1:12:111:12:13

No, no, no, no! Get out of the store!

1:12:181:12:20

Don't eat the radial! Here, take the snow tyres!

1:12:201:12:23

-Mater!

-I wasn't tractor tippin'!

1:12:231:12:25

Then where did all these tractors come from?!

1:12:251:12:28

LAUGHS Hey! Hey, guys!

1:12:281:12:31

There's one going this way!

1:12:311:12:34

I got it.

1:12:341:12:36

Come here, little tractor. Come here.

1:12:391:12:42

That's a good tractor. No, no, no. Come here.

1:12:421:12:45

What are you doing? You're not supposed to go wandering off all...

1:12:451:12:49

..alone.

1:12:491:12:51

What are you doing with those old racing tyres?

1:13:021:13:06

Come on, Doc. Drive.

1:13:121:13:14

Wow! You're amazing!

1:14:311:14:34

What are you doing?! Doc, wait!

1:14:371:14:40

Get up in there! Come on, Rusty! Wee-hee!

1:14:431:14:47

Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!

1:14:491:14:51

-Wonderful. Now go away.

-I mean it, you've still got it!

1:14:511:14:55

-I'm asking you to leave.

-Come on, I'm a race car, you're a...

1:14:551:14:58

-a much older race car but, under the hood, you and I are the same!

-We are not! Now get out.

1:14:581:15:04

How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?

1:15:041:15:07

You think I quit?

1:15:101:15:12

Right.

1:15:241:15:25

The big wreck in '54.

1:15:251:15:29

They quit on me.

1:15:291:15:32

When I got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome.

1:15:321:15:35

You know what they said? "You're history."

1:15:351:15:38

Moved right on to the next rookie standing in line.

1:15:381:15:41

There was a lot left in me.

1:15:431:15:46

I never got a chance to show 'em.

1:15:461:15:49

I keep that... to remind me never to go back.

1:15:501:15:55

I just never expected that that world would find me here.

1:15:561:16:00

-Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.

-Oh, yeah?

-No, I'm not.

1:16:021:16:05

When is the last time you cared about something except yourself?

1:16:051:16:09

You name me one time and I will take it all back.

1:16:091:16:14

Uh-huh. I didn't think so.

1:16:151:16:18

These are good folk around here, who care about one another.

1:16:181:16:23

I don't want 'em depending on someone they can't count on.

1:16:231:16:27

Like you? You've been here how long and your friends don't even know who you are.

1:16:271:16:31

Who's caring about only himself?

1:16:311:16:33

Just finish that road and get outta here.

1:16:331:16:36

BUGLE CALL

1:16:451:16:47

ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS STAR SPANGLED BANNER

1:16:471:16:49

-Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!

-Respect the classics, man!

1:16:491:16:54

SNORES

1:16:541:16:56

He's done. He must have finished it while we was all asleep.

1:17:201:17:25

Good riddance.

1:17:251:17:26

-He's gone?

-Well, we wouldn't want him to miss that race of his.

1:17:341:17:39

SNIFFS

1:17:421:17:44

Ohh, dude. Are you crying?

1:17:441:17:47

No, I'm happy! I don't have to watch him every second any more!

1:17:471:17:51

I'm glad he's gone!

1:17:511:17:53

RED CRIES

1:17:531:17:55

-What's wrong with Red?

-Oh, he's just sad

1:17:591:18:02

cos you left town and went to your big race

1:18:021:18:05

to win the Piston Cup that you've always dreamed about your whole life

1:18:051:18:09

and get that big old sponsor

1:18:091:18:12

and that fancy helicopter you was talkin' about.

1:18:121:18:15

-Wait a minute!

-ALL LAUGH

1:18:201:18:22

I know'd you wouldn't leave without saying goodbye!

1:18:221:18:26

What are you doing here, son? You're gonna miss your race!

1:18:261:18:29

-I'll give you a police escort and we'll make up the time.

-Thank you.

1:18:291:18:33

-But, you know, I can't go just yet.

-Why not?

1:18:331:18:36

I'm not sure these tyres... GASPS

1:18:361:18:39

-..can get me all the way to California.

-Pit stop?

1:18:391:18:42

-Does anybody know what time Luigi's opens?

-Oh-ho-ho, I can't believe it!

1:18:421:18:46

Four new tyres! Grazie, Mr Lightning, grazie!

1:18:461:18:51

-Would you look at that.

-Our first real customer in years!

1:18:511:18:55

I am filled with tears of ecstasy

1:18:551:18:58

for this is a most glorious day of my life!

1:18:581:19:02

All right, Luigi. Give me the best set of black walls you've got.

1:19:021:19:06

No, no, no, no. You don't know what you want.

1:19:061:19:09

Luigi know what you want.

1:19:091:19:12

Black wall tyres?

1:19:121:19:14

They blend into the pavement.

1:19:141:19:16

But these...white wall tyres,

1:19:161:19:20

they say, "Look at me! Here I am! Love me!"

1:19:201:19:24

All right, you're the expert.

1:19:241:19:27

-Oh, and don't forget the spare.

-Perfecto. Guido!

-Pit stop!

1:19:271:19:32

MUSIC PLAYS: "Route 66" by Chuck Berry

1:19:381:19:40

-What did Luigi tell you?

-Wow, you were right!

1:19:431:19:48

-Better than a Ferrari, huh?

-..Er, no.

1:19:481:19:51

# Get your kicks on Route 66... #

1:19:511:19:54

Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?

1:19:541:19:58

It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies

1:19:581:20:01

got a grip on the government, they're feeding us a bunch of lies.

1:20:011:20:06

OK, I'll take a case.

1:20:061:20:08

# ..It goes to St Louis Joplin, Missouri

1:20:081:20:11

# Oklahoma City looks, ooh, so pretty

1:20:111:20:14

# You see Amarillo

1:20:141:20:16

# Gallup, New Mexico

1:20:161:20:19

# Flagstaff, Arizona Don't forget Winona

1:20:191:20:22

# Kingsman, Barstaw, San Bernadino

1:20:221:20:25

# Would you get hip to this kind of trip?

1:20:251:20:29

# Take that California trip... #

1:20:311:20:34

Ka-chow!

1:20:341:20:36

-Here she comes.

-Places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural!

1:20:361:20:40

-WHISTLES ALL:

-Hi, Miss Sally.

1:20:401:20:43

-All right, what's going on?

-Ladies and gentlecars,

1:20:431:20:47

-please welcome the new Lightning McQueen!

-REVS

1:20:471:20:51

Pow! Whaddya think? Radiator Springs looks pretty good on me.

1:20:511:20:55

-LAUGHS

-I'll say!

1:20:551:20:58

Ka-chow!

1:20:581:21:00

You're gonna fit right in in California.

1:21:001:21:03

Goodness, it looks like you've helped everybody in town.

1:21:031:21:06

Everybody except one.

1:21:061:21:09

Hey, is it getting dark out?

1:21:091:21:12

What? What did he say?

1:21:121:21:14

Let me say that again. Is it getting dark out?!

1:21:141:21:17

Now what was I supposed to do after that?

1:21:171:21:20

# Life could be a dream Life could be a dream

1:21:201:21:24

# Doo-doo-doo-doo, sh-boom

1:21:241:21:27

# Life could be a dream if I could take you up

1:21:271:21:30

# In paradise up above and you would tell me I'm the

1:21:301:21:34

# Only one that you love Life would be a dream, sweetheart

1:21:341:21:38

# Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again

1:21:381:21:41

# Hey, nonny ding-dong... #

1:21:411:21:43

They fixed their neon.

1:21:431:21:46

# ..Life could be a dream if only my precious plans could come true... #

1:21:471:21:52

-Low and slow?

-Oh, yeah, baby!

1:21:521:21:55

# ..Life would be a dream, sweetheart... #

1:21:551:21:59

Just like in its heyday, right?

1:22:011:22:04

It's even better than I pictured it. Thank you.

1:22:041:22:08

# ..If you do what I want you to

1:22:081:22:11

# Baby, we'd be so fine

1:22:111:22:14

# Life could be a dream, sh-boom If I could take you up

1:22:141:22:17

# To paradise up above, sh-boom

1:22:171:22:20

# And tell me, darlin' I'm the only one that you love

1:22:201:22:23

# Life could be a dream, sweetheart

1:22:231:22:25

# Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again

1:22:251:22:28

# Hey, nonny ding-dong Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... #

1:22:281:22:32

Shall we cruise?

1:22:331:22:35

-Thank you, dear. I'd love to!

-No, no, no!

-Lizzie!

1:22:351:22:39

I remember Stanley first asked me to take a drive with him...

1:22:391:22:43

Hey, Miss Sally. May I have this cruise?

1:22:431:22:46

-Of course, Mater.

-Uh-uh-uh.

1:22:461:22:49

He asked me again and I said no. He asked me again and I said no.

1:22:551:22:59

But, oh, he was a persistent little bug for a two-cylinder!

1:22:591:23:04

Finally, I said, "All right, one little drive..."

1:23:041:23:07

# ..Oh, life could be a dream

1:23:071:23:10

# If I could take you up to paradise up above

1:23:101:23:13

# Now tell me, darlin' I'm the only one that you love... #

1:23:131:23:16

-Hey!

-Thanks, Mater!

1:23:161:23:18

Good evening, you two.

1:23:181:23:21

Oh, Stanley.

1:23:231:23:26

-I wish you could see this.

-# ..Life could be a dream

1:23:261:23:29

# Life could be a dream sweetheart. #

1:23:291:23:32

-Is that what I think it is?

-Oh, I don't know, Flo.

1:23:321:23:36

I haven't had a chance to find out, but I am going to find out. Hello.

1:23:361:23:41

Not that, that.

1:23:411:23:44

-GASPS

-Customers?

1:23:441:23:46

Customers, everybody, and a lot of 'em!

1:23:461:23:49

You know what to do, just like we rehearsed!

1:23:491:23:52

It's the ghost light!

1:23:521:23:54

We have found McQueen! We have found McQueen!

1:23:541:23:58

SHOUTING Uh, wait. Excuse me.

1:23:581:24:01

-Is it true you've been in rehab?

-Have a nervous breakdown?

1:24:011:24:04

-McQueen's wearing white walls!

-Stickers! McQueen!

1:24:041:24:07

-Was McQueen your prisoner?

-Shoot, no!

1:24:071:24:10

We're best buds. I ain't braggin', but I was in charge of hunting him down if he tried to escape.

1:24:101:24:15

-Sally! Sally!

-McQueen, will you still race for the Piston Cup?

1:24:151:24:19

-Stickers!

-Sally! HORN HONKS

1:24:191:24:22

You're here!

1:24:221:24:25

Thank the manufacturer, you're alive!

1:24:251:24:27

-Mack?

-You're here, I can't believe it!

1:24:271:24:31

Oh! Oh! You are a sight for sore headlights!

1:24:311:24:35

I'm so sorry I lost you, boss. I'll make it up!

1:24:351:24:37

Mack, I can't believe you're here.

1:24:371:24:39

-Is that the world's fastest racing machine?

-Is that Harv?

1:24:391:24:43

Yeah, he's in the back.

1:24:431:24:46

Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!

1:24:461:24:49

Actually, this is my good side here.

1:24:491:24:52

Harv! Harv!

1:24:521:24:55

-Harv?

-Over here.

-How you doing, buddy?

1:24:551:24:58

My star client disappears. How do you think I'm doing?

1:24:581:25:02

-Harv, I can explain.

-I'm doing great!

1:25:021:25:05

You're everywhere, baby! Radio, TV, the papers.

1:25:051:25:08

You can't buy this publicity. What do you need me for?

1:25:081:25:11

That's a figure of speech, you signed a contract.

1:25:111:25:13

Where are you? I can't even find you on my sat nav.

1:25:131:25:15

I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. Route 66? It's still here!

1:25:151:25:20

Great. Playtime is over. While the world's been trying to find you,

1:25:201:25:24

-Dinoco has had no-one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?

-Chick.

1:25:241:25:28

Bingo. In fact, check out what's on the plasma right now.

1:25:281:25:31

-Show us the thunder?

-You want thunder? You want thunder?!

1:25:311:25:35

Ka-jigga! Ka-jigga!

1:25:351:25:37

-That's my bit!

-Get to LA pronto.

1:25:371:25:40

Just get out of Radiation Stinks now or Dinoco is history. Hear me?

1:25:401:25:44

-Just gimme a second here, Harv.

-Where you going?

1:25:441:25:47

Sally, I want you...

1:25:551:25:58

Look, I wish... SIGHS

1:25:581:26:01

Thank you. Thanks for everything.

1:26:021:26:05

-It's just a road.

-No...

1:26:071:26:11

it was much more than that.

1:26:111:26:13

Hey, kid! We gotta go, Harv's going crazy!

1:26:151:26:18

He's gonna have me fired if I don't get you in the truck right now!

1:26:181:26:22

-Hold it...

-You should go.

-But...

-Good luck in California.

1:26:221:26:26

I hope you find what you're looking for.

1:26:281:26:31

Sally... Sally!

1:26:321:26:35

SHOUTING

1:26:351:26:37

Come on, mate. Get in the trailer. That's it, that's right.

1:26:441:26:50

You're a big shining star, you're a superstar.

1:26:501:26:53

You don't belong there anyway.

1:26:531:26:55

Hey, guys! McQueen's leaving in the truck!

1:27:001:27:03

-Hey, are you Doc Hudson?

-Yeah.

1:27:091:27:12

Thanks for the call.

1:27:121:27:14

-You called them?

-It's best for everyone, Sally.

1:27:221:27:25

Best for everyone or best for you?

1:27:251:27:29

I didn't get to say goodbye to him.

1:27:451:27:48

"Hello, race fans, welcome to what has become the biggest event in the history of racing,

1:28:451:28:50

"a three-way battle for the Piston Cup."

1:28:501:28:53

"Bob, there's a crowd of nearly 200,000 cars here at the speedway."

1:28:531:28:57

"Tickets to this race are hotter than a black leather seat on a hot summer day."

1:28:571:29:02

"The King, Chick Hicks and Lightning McQueen in a 200-lap,

1:29:021:29:05

"winner-takes-all tie-breaker race."

1:29:051:29:07

"Bob, you know I got a lot of miles on me, but let me tell you,

1:29:071:29:10

"I never thought I'd see anything like this. Woo! This is exciting!"

1:29:101:29:14

"In fact, the country is almost shut down to watch what experts are calling the race of the century."

1:29:141:29:20

Hey, King. Good luck in your last race. You've been an inspiration.

1:29:201:29:25

Thanks, Junior. Appreciate it.

1:29:251:29:27

-Hey, be careful out there, OK?

-Yeah, man.

1:29:271:29:30

Yeah? You wanna know the forecast? A 100% chance of...

1:29:301:29:34

thunder! Ka-jigga! Ka-jigga!

1:29:341:29:37

Say it with me. Ka-jigga-jigga!

1:29:371:29:39

-Hey, you! No admittance without a garage pass.

-It's OK, Lightning McQueen knows me.

1:29:391:29:45

-Hey, Marco! It's a beautiful day for a race, isn't it?

-Absolutely, Mr Andretti.

1:29:451:29:50

And good morning to you...Fred.

1:29:501:29:53

Mario Andretti knows my name!

1:29:531:29:55

-You've gotta let me in now!

-Sorry, pal.

1:29:551:29:58

OK, here we go. Focus. Speed.

1:29:581:30:02

I am speed.

1:30:021:30:06

Victory. One winner, two losers.

1:30:071:30:10

Speed, speed,

1:30:121:30:15

speed...speed...

1:30:151:30:19

-BANGING

-Lightning, you ready?

1:30:221:30:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ready.

1:30:251:30:28

Mack, thanks for being my pit crew today.

1:30:401:30:42

Don't worry about it, least I could do.

1:30:421:30:45

-After all, Gas Can is my middle name.

-It is?

-Er, not really.

1:30:451:30:50

Woo! Woo!

1:30:551:30:57

Uh-oh!

1:31:061:31:08

CHEERING AND LAUGHING

1:31:111:31:14

Nelson, zoom in! Ready, 16? Take 16.

1:31:181:31:21

And there he is, Lightning McQueen.

1:31:211:31:23

"Missing all week and then he turns up in the middle of nowhere in a little town called Radiator Springs."

1:31:231:31:29

"Wearing white wall tyres, of all things."

1:31:291:31:32

Ka-jigga! Ka-jigga! Ka-jigga!

1:31:331:31:36

-LAUGHS

-Where you been, McQueen?

1:31:361:31:38

I've been lonely, nobody to hang out with.

1:31:381:31:40

Except the Dinoco folks. Oh, and the twins, of course.

1:31:401:31:43

You know the twins, the ones that used to be your fans but now they're mine. Anyway...

1:31:431:31:48

"Boogity, boogity, boogity, boys! Let's go racin'!"

1:31:571:32:00

-Come on, you can do it!

-Make us proud, boy!

1:32:061:32:09

"50 laps down and The King is still holding a slim lead."

1:32:111:32:14

"Hey, McQueen's got a run on him! He's looking to the inside!"

1:32:141:32:18

-"Oh, Chick slammed the door on him!"

-"Chick's not making it easy on him."

1:32:191:32:23

"Man, he lost so much momentum and now he's gonna have to chase him back down."

1:32:231:32:28

"Oh, McQueen spins out in the infield!"

1:32:361:32:39

-LAUGHS

-Just me and the old man, fellas.

1:32:421:32:44

-"McQueen just doesn't have it today."

-ALL LAUGH

1:32:441:32:48

-GROANS

-"Hey, kid. Are you all right?"

1:32:481:32:50

I don't know, Mack. I...

1:32:501:32:54

-I don't think...

-"I didn't come all this way to see you quit."

1:32:541:32:57

Doc?

1:32:571:32:59

Guys, you're here! I can't believe this!

1:33:011:33:04

I knew you needed a crew chief but I didn't know it was this bad.

1:33:041:33:08

-I thought you said you'd never come back.

-I didn't have a choice.

1:33:081:33:11

-Mater didn't get to say goodbye.

-Goodbye!

1:33:111:33:15

-OK, I'm good.

-LAUGHS

1:33:151:33:18

All right, if you can drive as good as you can fix a road,

1:33:201:33:23

then you can win this race with your eyes shut.

1:33:231:33:26

Now get back out there.

1:33:261:33:28

Hot snot, we are back in business! Guido, Luigi,

1:33:301:33:33

-you're going up against professional crews, gonna have to be fast.

-They will not know what beat them.

1:33:331:33:39

Kid, you can beat these guys.

1:33:391:33:41

"Find the groove that works for you and get that lap back."

1:33:411:33:45

Is that...?

1:33:551:33:57

Is it...? That's the Hudson Hornet. Bob, the Hudson Hornet's back!

1:33:571:34:00

"Darrell, it appears McQueen has got himself a pit crew and look who he has for a chief."

1:34:001:34:05

-Whoa! Look, it's the Hudson Hornet!

-Whoa!

1:34:051:34:08

Dip me in axle grease and call me Slick, it surely is!

1:34:081:34:12

CROWD ROARS

1:34:121:34:14

"Wow, this is history in the making. Nobody has seen the racing legend in over 50 years."

1:34:161:34:21

Hey, Doc! Come and look at this fella on the radio! He looks just like you.

1:34:211:34:26

-"McQueen passes them on the inside!"

-"But he's still nearly a lap down."

1:34:311:34:34

"Can he catch up to them with only 60 laps to go?"

1:34:341:34:37

You're going great, kid. Just keep your head on.

1:34:371:34:40

-A vai! Vai, vai!

-Hey, Shrimpy! Where did McQueen find you?

1:34:401:34:44

Those round things are called tyres and they go under the car!

1:34:441:34:48

-ALL LAUGH

-Con chi credi di parlare?

1:34:481:34:50

No, you will have your chance, Guido. You will have your chance.

1:34:501:34:54

Oh, kid's trying to be a hero, huh?

1:35:081:35:11

Well, what do you think of this? Yeah, that's it, kid.

1:35:121:35:16

-What?!

-Whoa, git 'r done!

1:35:191:35:22

-LAUGHS

-I taught him that. Ka-chow!

1:35:241:35:28

"What a move, he's caught up to the leaders."

1:35:281:35:31

"Oh, yeah. This is what it's all about. A three-way battle for the lead with ten to go."

1:35:311:35:36

Hah-hah! Look at that boy go out there!

1:35:391:35:42

No, you don't!

1:35:511:35:53

-Doc, I'm flat! I'm flat!

-Can you get to the pits?

1:35:561:35:59

Yeah, I think so.

1:35:591:36:01

Got a yellow. Bring it in. Don't tear yourself up, kid.

1:36:011:36:04

We gotta get him back out fast or we're gonna be a lap down. We'll never win!

1:36:061:36:11

Guido, it's time.

1:36:111:36:13

-Hey, tiny! You gonna clean his windshield?

-ALL LAUGH

1:36:171:36:20

-"I don't believe it!"

-"The fastest pit I've ever seen!"

1:36:291:36:32

"It was great, but he's gotta beat that pace car out."

1:36:321:36:35

"It's gonna be close!"

1:36:351:36:37

ALL CHEER

1:36:371:36:40

"Yeah, he's back in the race!"

1:36:401:36:43

Pit stop.

1:36:431:36:45

CROWD ROARS

1:36:591:37:01

"This is it, we're heading into the final lap and McQueen is right behind."

1:37:011:37:05

-"What a comeback!"

-"199 laps and baby, it all comes down to this!"

1:37:051:37:10

This is it, kiddo. You've got four turns left. One at a time.

1:37:101:37:14

"Drive it in deep and hope it sticks. Go!"

1:37:141:37:18

"McQueen's going inside!"

1:37:231:37:25

-"Chick and The King are loose!"

-"I think McQueen is out the race!"

1:37:271:37:31

-"McQueen saved it!"

-"He's back on!"

1:37:411:37:43

-Float like a Cadillac...

-Sting like a Beemer!

1:37:431:37:46

ALL CHEER

1:37:461:37:50

-"Lightning McQueen is gonna win the cup!"

-You've got it, stickers!

1:37:521:37:57

I am not coming in behind you again, old man!

1:37:591:38:02

Oh, no!

1:38:111:38:14

Yeah! Woo-hoo!

1:38:311:38:33

I won, baby! Yeah!

1:38:331:38:36

What's he up to, Doc?

1:38:381:38:41

-What are you doing, kid?

-I think The King should finish his last race.

1:38:501:38:55

You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that?

1:38:581:39:01

This grumpy old race car told me something. It's just an empty cup.

1:39:011:39:06

-"Darrell, is pushing on the last lap legal?"

-"He's not pushing him,

1:39:081:39:12

-"he's just giving him a little bump draft."

-Woo-hoo-hoo!

1:39:121:39:16

Hey! What? What's going on?

1:39:171:39:19

-That's what I call racing right there.

-Hah-hah-hah!

1:39:191:39:23

CROWD ROARS

1:39:261:39:28

-Bravo, mi amigo!

-Way to go, buddy!

1:39:371:39:40

-There's a lot of love out there, man.

-Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.

1:39:401:39:45

That's my hot-rod.

1:39:451:39:47

Come on, baby! Bring it out! Bring out the Piston Cup!

1:39:481:39:52

Ka-jigga! Yeah? Yeah! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

1:39:521:39:56

How come the only one celebrating is me? Where are the girls?

1:39:561:40:00

Bring on the confetti. Ow! Ow!

1:40:001:40:03

Easy. What's going on?

1:40:031:40:05

Come on, snap some pictures. I gotta sign my deal with Dinoco. Ka-jigga!

1:40:051:40:10

BOOING

1:40:101:40:12

What's wrong with everybody?! Ow! What's happening?! This is the start of the Chick era!

1:40:121:40:17

-Thanks, Lightning.

-You're welcome.

1:40:211:40:25

-Way to go, King!

-You're the king! Yee-haw! CROWD ROARS

1:40:271:40:31

Hey, hey!

1:40:381:40:40

-Wah-hoo!

-You made us proud, kid!

-Congrats on the loss, bucko.

1:40:401:40:44

You got a lot of stuff, kid.

1:40:471:40:50

Thanks, Doc.

1:40:501:40:53

Hey, Lightning. How about coming here and talking to me a minute.

1:40:531:40:57

Son, that was some real racing out there.

1:40:581:41:01

How'd you like to become the new face of Dinoco?

1:41:011:41:03

-But I didn't win.

-Lightning, there's a whole lot more to racing than just winning.

1:41:081:41:13

..when he drove down the street, buzzards used to circle the car!

1:41:131:41:17

ALL LAUGH

1:41:171:41:19

Thank you, Mr Tex, but these Rust-eze guys over there

1:41:191:41:23

gave me my big break. ALL CHUCKLE

1:41:231:41:26

-I'm gonna stick with them.

-Well, I sure can respect that.

1:41:261:41:31

Still, you know if there's ever anything I can do for you,

1:41:311:41:35

-just let me know.

-I sure appreciate that, thank you.

1:41:351:41:39

Actually, there is one thing.

1:41:401:41:43

Woo-hoo!

1:41:431:41:45

Hey, look at me! I'm flying!

1:41:451:41:49

Woo-hoo!

1:41:501:41:52

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

1:41:541:41:57

-I think it's about time we redecorate, hmm?

-REVVING

1:42:001:42:04

Ciao.

1:42:041:42:05

Hi. Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tyres.

1:42:051:42:10

How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?

1:42:101:42:14

Guido, there is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store!

1:42:141:42:19

A real Ferrari!

1:42:191:42:21

Punch me, Guido. Punch me in the face!

1:42:211:42:23

This is the most glorious day of my life!

1:42:231:42:28

Wow. Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda.

1:42:281:42:31

Mi dicono che siete fantastici.

1:42:311:42:33

REVVING >

1:42:441:42:47

BOTH LAUGH

1:42:471:42:49

-Just passing through?

-Actually, I thought I'd stop and stay a while.

1:42:491:42:53

-I hear this place is back on the map.

-It is?

1:42:531:42:56

Yeah, some rumour floating around that some hot shot race car

1:42:561:43:00

-is setting up his big racing headquarters here.

-Really?

1:43:001:43:04

-Well, there goes the town.

-I really missed you, Sally.

1:43:041:43:07

Well, I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand

1:43:071:43:12

-and blah, blah, blah.

-LAUGHS

1:43:121:43:14

# McQueen and Sally, parked beneath the trees

1:43:141:43:17

# K-I-S-S...er... I-N-G! #

1:43:171:43:22

Great timing, Mater!

1:43:221:43:24

He's my best friend, what are you gonna do?

1:43:271:43:30

So, stickers, last one to Flo's buys?

1:43:301:43:33

I don't know. Why don't we just take a drive?

1:43:331:43:36

Hmm...nah.

1:43:361:43:38

Yeah! Ka-chow!

1:43:401:43:42

# Well, if you ever plan to motor west

1:43:421:43:46

# Take my way That's the highway that's the best

1:43:481:43:52

# Get your kicks on Route 66

1:43:531:43:57

# Well, it winds from Chicago to LA

1:43:591:44:03

# More than 2,000 miles all the way

1:44:041:44:08

# Get your kicks on Route 66

1:44:101:44:14

# Well, it goes through St Louis Joplin, Missouri

1:44:151:44:19

# Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty

1:44:191:44:21

# You'll see Amarillo

1:44:211:44:24

# And Gallup, New Mexico

1:44:241:44:27

# Flagstaff, Arizona Don't forget Winona

1:44:271:44:30

# Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino

1:44:301:44:32

# Won't you get hip to this timely tip

1:44:321:44:36

# And take that California trip

1:44:381:44:42

# Get your kicks on Route 66... #

1:44:431:44:47

SNEEZES

1:44:471:44:49

All right, everybody please keep together.

1:44:511:44:54

We is now entering the Doc Hudson wing of the museum.

1:44:541:44:59

Wow, unbelievable. That many wins in a single season.

1:44:591:45:02

He's the real deal, Junior. The Hornet was my inspiration.

1:45:021:45:05

Excuse me, Son. Is Doc Hudson here today?

1:45:051:45:09

Sorry, Mrs The King. I think Doc went out for a drive or something.

1:45:091:45:13

-Woo!

-Yee-haw!

-Woo-hoo!

1:45:161:45:19

-Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.

-Not today, old man.

1:45:191:45:23

I know all your tricks.

1:45:231:45:25

Doc! Doc!

1:45:281:45:30

Yee-haw!

1:45:301:45:32

Not all my tricks, rookie!

1:45:321:45:35

# ..It goes to St Louis Joplin, Missouri

1:45:351:45:38

# Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty

1:45:381:45:40

# You'll see Amarillo

1:45:401:45:43

# And Gallup, New Mexico

1:45:431:45:46

# Flagstaff, Arizona Don't forget Winona

1:45:461:45:49

-# Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino... #

-Attention!

1:45:491:45:52

Kiss the pavement goodbye. When I'm finished, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you had!

1:45:521:45:57

-Yo, I've never been off road!

-Well, that's gonna change right now!

1:45:571:46:01

About face! Drop and give me 20 miles!

1:46:011:46:04

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1:46:041:46:06

Man, now I got dirt in my rims!

1:46:061:46:09

Look at this! It's my hood! It's my hood!

1:46:121:46:16

I ain't seen this thing in 20 years!

1:46:161:46:19

Well, it fits perfectly! How do I look?

1:46:191:46:22

SNEEZES

1:46:221:46:24

Aww, dang.

1:46:281:46:30

"You are a toy car!"

1:46:341:46:38

"You are a sad, strange little wagon and you have my pity. Farewell."

1:46:381:46:43

"Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!"

1:46:431:46:45

"I hate to break up the rally, guys, but...they're here!"

1:46:451:46:49

"Birthday guests at three o'clock!"

1:46:491:46:51

Oh, man! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck,

1:46:511:46:55

I'm telling you, he's one great actor.

1:46:551:46:57

"We're banished, genius, stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!"

1:46:571:47:02

"But, Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble! She needs our help!"

1:47:021:47:05

-"You're still not listening!"

-BOTH GASP

1:47:051:47:09

"Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?"

1:47:091:47:13

Oh, that abominable slow-plough is quite the comic thespian.

1:47:131:47:17

-"Just get in there, go, go, go!"

-"Circus cars?!"

1:47:171:47:21

"How can you be circus cars?!"

1:47:211:47:24

"These are the lousiest cars in the world, they're gonna make me rich!"

1:47:241:47:28

Wait a minute, here! They're just using the same actor over and over.

1:47:281:47:31

What kind of a cut-rate production is this?

1:47:311:47:35

Oh...oh...

1:47:521:47:56

Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask for directions?!

1:47:561:48:00

No! There's an onramp close, I know it! I can feel it!

1:48:001:48:04

LAUGHS INSANELY

1:48:041:48:07

BUZZ, THUNK

1:48:071:48:09

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1:48:111:48:13

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