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UPBEAT ORIENTAL MUSIC | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
GONG ECHOING | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
SOOTHING ORIENTAL MUSIC | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
'Legend tells of a legendary warrior | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
'whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.' | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
'He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.' | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
LAUGHTER, BANG | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
WHIMPERING | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
'The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.' | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
'Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.' | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Enough talk. Let's fight! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Shashabooey! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
'He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-'from over-exposure to pure awesomeness.' -My eyes! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
-He's too awesome! -And attractive. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-How can we repay you? -There is no charge for awesomeness. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
Or attractiveness. HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Kablooey! 'It mattered not how many foes he faced. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
'They were no match for his bodacity!' | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
'Never before had a panda been so feared! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
'And so loved. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
'Even the most heroic heroes in China, the Furious Five... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
'bowed in respect to this great Master.' | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-We should hang out. -Agreed. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
ALL: Hya! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
'But hanging out would have to wait cos when you're facing the 10,000 | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
'demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
-'and that's...' -Po! -Get up. -You'll be late for work! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
What? Wa! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-HE YAWNS -Po? Get up! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:28 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-Po. What are you doing up there? -Uh, nothing. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Wa-ja! Monkey! Mantis! Crane! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
Viper! Tigress! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Uh... | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Uh... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-Po! Let's go! You're late for work! -Coming! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
PO GRUNTING | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-Sorry, Dad. -Sorry doesn't make the noodles. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
-What were you doing up there? All that noise. -Oh, nothing, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-I just had a crazy dream. -About what? What were you dreaming about? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:27 | |
What was I...? Um, I was dreaming about, uh... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
uh...noodles. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Uh, yeah. What else would I be dreaming about? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, careful! That soup is sharp. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh, happy day! My son finally having the noodle dream! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! You don't know how long I've been waiting | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
for this moment. This is a sign, Po. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
-Uh, a sign of what? -You are almost ready to be entrusted | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
with the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Then you will fulfil your destiny and take over the restaurant, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream. HE CHUCKLES | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
No, it was THE dream. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
But Dad, didn't you ever want to do something else? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
-Something besides noodles? -Actually, when I was young and crazy, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:32 | |
I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
-So, why didn't you? -Because it was a stupid dream. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Can you imagine me making tofu? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Tofu. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
No! We all have our place in this world. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
-Mine is here and yours is... -I know, is here. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
No, it's at tables two, five, seven and 12. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Service with a smile. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
BELL TOLLING, SOOTHING PIPE MUSIC | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
PLAYS SLOW, SOOTHING TUNE | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
BIRD SCREECHES | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-Hi-ya! -SHOUTING | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Hya! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Well done, students...if you were trying to disappoint me. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis... -Master Shifu? -What?! -Agh! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
HE EXHALES AND INHALES | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
-So nothing's wrong? -Well, I didn't say that. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
HE BLOWS | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
HE BLOWS | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
-You were saying? -I have had a vision. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Tai Lung will return. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
ROARING | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
That is impossible! He is in prison! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Nothing is impossible. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Zeng! Fly to Chorh-Gom prison and tell them to double the guards, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
their weapons, everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
-Yes, Master Shifu! -HE GRUNTS | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
One often meets his destiny | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
-on the road he takes to avoid it. -We have to do something! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
We can't let him march on the valley and take his revenge! He'll... | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
Your mind is like this water, my friend. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:17 | |
-The Dragon Scroll. -It is time. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
To become the Dragon Warrior? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
I don't know. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
-Ooh, ooh. -Hey, watch it, Po! -Sorry. Suck it up! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
ALL GASP Ooh! Sorry. A thousand pardons. What? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
Ooh. Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
Everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is gonna | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
get the Dragon Scroll! We've waited 1,000 years for this! Take the bowl! | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
-This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go! -Po! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
-Where are you going? -To the Jade Palace. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:09 | |
But you're forgetting your noodle cart. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
The whole valley will be there and you'll sell noodles to all of them. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Selling noodles? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-But Dad, I was thinking maybe I... -Yeah? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
-I was thinking maybe I... -Uh-huh? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
..could also sell the bean buns. They're... They're about to go bad. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Yeah. Glad I had it. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
TRADITIONAL CHINESE MUSIC | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-Yippee! I'm a kung fu warrior! -Me too! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-There's spots at the top. -Let's go. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
HE GULPS | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
DISHES RATTLING | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
BIRD SQUAWKING | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Come on. Come on! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Almost there. What? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
No! Oh, no! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Sorry, Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
FIREWORKS CRACKLING, DISTANT CHEERING | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
No, I'll bring me back a souvenir. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
It is an historic day, isn't it, Master Oogway? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Yes, and one I feared I would not live to see. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-Are your students ready? -Yes, Master Oogway. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Now, know this, old friend. Whomever I choose will not only bring peace | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
to the valley, but also to you. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Let the tournament begin! -CHEERING, APPLAUSE | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Yeah! Ha-ha! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Oh, no! No, no, no, wait! I'm coming! Wait, wait! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Yes! CHEERING | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Hey! Open the door! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
TRADITIONAL CHINESE MUSIC Let me in! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
Citizens of the Valley of Peace, | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
it is my great honour to present to you... Tigress! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis! -HE GRUNTS | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
-The Furious Five! -HE LAUGHS | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
CHEERING Yeah, the Furious Five! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-Agh! Waa! Oooh! -Warriors, prepare! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole. -Ready for battle! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Wow! The Thousand Tongues of Fire! Woo-ha-wow! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
-Whoa, look at that. -Hey! Get out of the way! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
HE GASPS, LAUGHS | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Ha-haaaa-ow! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
DISTANT CHEERING | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Hya! Ow. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Ow! Ooh! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
DISTANT CHEERING | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
And finally, Master Tigress! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
-I know! -Master Tigress, face Iron Ox and his Blades of Death. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:14 | |
HE LAUGHS, GRUNTS | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
CHEERING, APPLAUSE | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
CROWDS SILENCE, ALL GASP | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Citizens of the Valley of Peace, | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:42 | |
Ah! Oh, no! No, no, no, wait! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
DRUMS BEATING | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Po! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
-What are you doing?! -What does it look like I'm doing?! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
I love kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:30 | |
SQUELCHING Ooh. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Ooh. Ooh. CREAKING | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Oh, come on, son. Let's get back to work. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
HE SIGHS OK. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
-Agh! Whoa! -Oh! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-HE GIGGLES -Oh! Come back! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
HE WAILS | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
WAIL ECHOES | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
FIREWORKS EXPLODE, ALL GASP | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Ooooh. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Uh-oh. Agh! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
DISTORTED VOICE: Oh, what's going on? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Where, uh...? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
What are you pointing...? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Oh! OK, sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:34 | |
How interesting. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-Master, are you pointing at me? -Him. -Who? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
-You. -Me? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:50 | |
-What? BOTH: -What?! -What?! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
-What?! -BANGS CYMBAL | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
CHEERING, TRIUMPHANT MUSIC | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Stop! Wait! Who told you to? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
CHEERING, CHANTING | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
DUCKS GRUNT | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-Hm. -Master Oogway, wait. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
-That was just an accident! -There are no accidents. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
MATERIAL TEARING, PO GRUNTS | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
PO GRUNTS | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Ah. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Forgive us, Master. We have failed you. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
No. If the panda has not quit by morning, | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
-then I will have failed you. -FIREWORKS WHIRRING | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
WIND BLOWING, GRUNTING | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Agh! Ooh, ooh, ooh. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
from Master Shifu. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
SWORDS SCRAPING, RUMBLING | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
What?! "Double the guard?!" | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
"Extra precautions?! Your prison may not be adequate?!" | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, ALL SNARL | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
-You doubt my prison security? -Absolutely not. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
Shifu does. I'm just the messenger. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-Escape from Chorh-Gom prison is impossible! -Whoa. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
-Ooh! -HE LAUGHS | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-Impressive, isn't it? -It's very impressive. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
-It's very impressive. -One way in, one way out. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
1,000 guards and one prisoner. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:06 | |
-GUARD SNARLS -Take us down. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-Oooh! -LIFT RATTLES | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
EVIL LAUGH ECHOING | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-LAUGHS EVILLY -Ooh! Ooh! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
CHAINS CLICKING | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
CHAINS CLANGING | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Oh, my. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-THUD! -Behold Tai Lung. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
I'll... I'm just gonna wait right here. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. -Ooh! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
-Crossbows! At the ready! -Crossbows? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
Hey, tough guy, did you hear? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Oogway's gonna give someone the Dragon Scroll | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
-and it's not you. -What are you doing? Don't get him mad! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
What's he gonna do about it? I've got him completely immobilised. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
STOMPS, GUARD LAUGHS | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Aw, did I step on the wittle kitty's tail? Awwww. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
I'm good. I've seen enough. I'll tell Shifu | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
-he's got nothing to worry about. -No, he doesn't. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
-OK, I'll tell him that. -Hm. -Can we please go now? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
DISTANT CHANTING Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Wait a second! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
HE CHUCKLES: I think there's been a slight mistake. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Everyone seems to think that I'm, uh... | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Aw! The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
Look at this place. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
GASPS: Master Flying Rhino's armour with authentic battle damage! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:08 | |
Whoa! The Sword of Heroes! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking - Ow! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:17 | |
HE GASPS The Invisible Trident of Destiny! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
GASPS: I've only seen paintings of that painting. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
HE LAUGHS, CHEERS | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Ah! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
No! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
-Hello? -Have you finished sight-seeing? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
-Sorry, I should have come to you first. -My patience is wearing thin. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Oh. Well, I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-Would you turn around? -Sure. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Hey, how's it going? Now, how do you get five... Master Shifu! Oh! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
SPIRITS WAILING Someone...broke that, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
but I'm gonna fix it. Do you have some...glue? SPIRITS WAILING | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
Ow! Ow! Ooh. A splinter. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hm? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-Uh, I guess so. -Wrong! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be until | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Whoa. So, um, how does this work? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Do you have a ladder or a trampoline or...? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
-CHUCKLES: -You think it's that easy? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
That I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
-No, I - -One must first master the highest level of kung fu | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
and that is impossible if that one is someone like you. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
-Someone like me? -Yes! Look at you! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
-This fat butt! -Agh! -Flabby arms! -Ow! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
-Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. -And this ridiculous belly. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
-Hey! -And utter disregard for personal hygiene. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
-Wait a minute. That's uncalled for. -Don't stand that close. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-I can smell your breath. -Listen, Oogway said I was - | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Oh-haw-haw, you know this hold? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty, yes. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-Oh, then you know what happens when I flex my pinkie? -No, no! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
-is cleaning up afterwards. -OK, OK, take it easy. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
Now, listen closely, panda. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Oogway may have picked you but when I'm through with you, | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
I promise you you're going to wish he hadn't! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
-Are we clear? -Oh, yeah, we're clear. We're clear. We're so clear. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
Good. I can't wait to get started. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
-Hya-hya! -Wa-ka! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Hya! Ya! Ya! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Ho... hoa! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
Ee-ya! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
BOTH GRUNT | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Waw! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
YELLS IN SLOW MOTION | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Ooh! A-ha-ow! Ooh. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-Ow. -Let's begin. -Wait, wait, wait. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Wh-What...now? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Yes, now. Unless you think the great Oogway was wrong | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
-and you are not the Dragon Warrior? -Oh, OK, well... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I don't know if I can do all of those moves. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
If we don't try, we'll never know, will we? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Yeah, it's just maybe we can find something more suited to my level. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
-And what level is that? -Well, I'm not a master | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
but, uh, let's just start at zero. Level zero. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
-CHUCKLES: -No. There is no such thing as level zero. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
-Hey! Maybe I can start with that. -That? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
We use that for training children and propping the door open | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
when it's hot, but if you insist... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
Whoa, the Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Um, are they gonna watch or should I wait till they get back to work? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
-Hit it. -OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
um, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu might not be as good as | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
-later on. -Just hit it. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
All right. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
What you got? You got nothing cos I got it right here. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
What you gonna do about crazy feet? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Come on. I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
You've only seen praying Mantis or Monkey style. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
-Ooh-ooh-aaa-aaa. Or I could come at you snickety-snake. -Would you hit it?! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
All right. All right. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Why don't you try again? A little harder. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
How's that? Oooh! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
ALL GASP, PO SHOUTING | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Ooh, ooh, ah, ooh, ah! ALL GASP | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
GRUNTS IN PAIN | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Woo, woo, woo! Aw! Oh, that hurts. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
Ooh! Aw! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
-PO SHOUTING -This will be easier than I thought. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
I'm feeling a little nauseous! Ow! Ow! Ow! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Ow, those are hard! Ah! Ooh! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Oooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
My tenders. IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Oh, God. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Ooh! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
YELLS CONTINUOUSLY | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Uh-oh. SIZZLING, PO SHOUTING | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
BANGING, FIZZING, PO LAUGHING | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
HE SIGHS AND GRUNTS | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
HE EXHALES | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
-How did I do? -There is now a level zero. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
-DISTANT VOICES -There's no words. -No denying that. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
What was Master Oogway thinking? The poor guy's gonna get himself killed. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky | 0:25:18 | 0:25:24 | |
-on a ball of fire! -When he walks, the very ground shakes! -ALL LAUGH | 0:25:24 | 0:25:29 | |
One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
-Yeah, or could at least touch his toes. -Or even see his toes. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
ALL GIGGLE | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Hm. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Hm! Ow! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
OK. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
FLOORBOARDS CREAK QUIETLY | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
FLOORBOARDS CREAK LOUDLY Great(!) | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
FLOORBOARDS CREAK Ooh! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
Uh... Uh... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
FLOORBOARDS CREAK LOUDLY | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
Oh. Hi. You're up. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
-I am now. -I was just, uh... | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Some day, huh? CHUCKLES: That kung fu stuff | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
-is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore? -Um... | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
I've had a long and rather disappointing day, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
so, uh... yeah, I should probably get to sleep now. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. -OK, thanks. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
It's just... Man, I'm such a big fan! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
Outnumbered 1,000 to one but you didn't stop. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
You just... | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
-Ooh, sorry about that. -Uh, look, you don't belong here. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:05 | |
SIGHS: I know. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
I know. You're right. I don't have... I just... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
-My whole life I've dreamed of... -No, I meant you don't belong here | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
in this room. This is my room. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Property of Crane. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Oh, OK. Right, right. So, you want to get to sleep? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:26 | |
-Yeah. -I'm keeping you up? We got big things tomorrow. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
All right. You're awesome. Last thing I'm gonna say. OK, bye-bye. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
HE SIGHS What was that? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-I didn't say anything. -OK. All right. Good night. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Sleep well. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
That seemed a little bit awkward. FLOORBOARDS CREAK | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
Master Tigress! I didn't mean to wake you. Just, um... | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
-You don't belong here. -Yeah, yeah, of course. This is your room. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
You're a disgrace to kung fu and if you have any respect | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
for who we are and what we do, | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
you will be gone by morning. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
Big fan! | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
OWLS HOOTING IN DISTANCE | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
MUFFLED: Hm. Is that what this is? | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
I am so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
I understand. You eat when you are upset. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:37 | |
Upset? I'm not upset. Wh-What makes you think I'm upset? | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
So why are you upset? | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
SIGHS: I probably sucked more today than anyone | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
in the history of kung fu, in the history of China, | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
-in the history of sucking! -Probably. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
And the Five! Man, you should've seen 'em! | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
-They totally hate me. -Totally. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
I mean, I'm not like the Five. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
I've got no claws, no wings, no venom. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
Even Mantis has those...thingies. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:20 | |
Quit, don't quit, noodles, don't noodles. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:29 | |
You are too concerned with what was and what will be. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
There's a saying. Yesterday is history, | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:44 | |
That is why it is called "the present". | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
HISSING | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
HE BREATHES HEAVILY | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
-ALARM RINGING Oh, no! -What's happening?! | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
HE SNARLS | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
HE ROARS, TEETH CHATTER | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
-Fire crossbows! -Fire! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
HE GRUNTS Fire! | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
METAL CLANGING, CLATTERING | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
BOTH GASP, TAI LUNG GRUNTS AND SNARLS | 0:30:39 | 0:30:43 | |
Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
-You're not going anywhere! Neither is he! -Let go of me! -Bring it up! | 0:30:46 | 0:30:49 | |
CHAINS CLICKING | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
Wait! Bring it back! HE GROWLS | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
-He's coming this way! -He won't get far. Archers! | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
ARROWS FIRING | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
METAL CLATTERING | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
THUD! BOTH LAUGH | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
METAL CLANGING | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
ALL GRUNT | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
HE SNARLS | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
YELLS IN SLOW MOTION | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
HE SNARLS | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
Agh! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
HE SNARLS | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
SNARLS | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
We're dead. So very, very dead. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
LAUGHS: Not yet we're not. Now! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
RUMBLING | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
CRACKING | 0:32:30 | 0:32:33 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
CREAKING | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
-Can we run now? -PANTS: Yes. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
EXPLOSION Woo-hoo! | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
FIRE ROARING | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Agh! Ooh! | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
TEETH CHATTER | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
METAL CLATTERS | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
HE CHOKES AND GULPS | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
-EXHALES: -I'm glad Shifu sent you. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:41 | |
Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior is coming home. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:46 | |
-TEETH CHATTER -Agh! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
HE PANTS | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
THUNDER CRACKS | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
GONG RESOUNDING | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
ALL: Good morning, Master. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
Panda! Panda! | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Wake up! | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
He's quit. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
What do we do now, Master, with the panda gone? | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
-Who will be the Dragon Warrior? -All we can do is resume our training | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
and trust that, in time, the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
-HE GROANS -What are you doing here?! | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
Ah, hi! Good morning, Master. I thought I'd warm up a little. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
HE GROANS | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
-You're stuck. -Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck? | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
EXHALES: Nah. This is one of my... Yeah, I'm stuck. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
Help him. Oh, dear. Maybe on three. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:42 | |
One, two...three! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:46 | |
-SIGHS: Ah! Thank you. -Don't mention it. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
-No, really, I appreciate - -Ever. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
It takes years to develop one's flexibility! | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
And years longer to apply it in combat. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
Aw. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Hm. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
are bloody knuckles and broken bones. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
-Yeah! Excellent. -Let's get started. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:23 | |
-Are you ready? -I was born re... Ow! Agh! | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
-Ow! -I'm sorry, brother, I thought you said you were ready. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
That was awesome! Let's go again! | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
HE GRUNTS Ow! | 0:35:37 | 0:35:41 | |
Oh! Agh! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
Whoa! | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
Ow! HE CHUCKLES EVILLY | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
I've been taking it easy on you, panda, but no more. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
-Your next opponent will be me. -All right! Yeah, let's go! | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
-Step forth. -Agh! -The true path to victory | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
is to find your opponent's weakness and make him suffer for it. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
-Oh, yeah! -To take his strength and use it against him | 0:36:16 | 0:36:21 | |
until he finally falls...or quits. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
But a real warrior never quits. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
Don't worry, Master, I will never quit! | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
Agh! Ooh! | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
YELLS AND SCREAMS | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
Whoa! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ugh! | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:43 | |
-But he will. -He's not going to quit, is he? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:51 | |
PO GRUNTING IN DISTANCE | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
Agh! Ow! | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
STRAINS: Ow! | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
-You said acupuncture would make me feel better. -Trust me, it will. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
It's not easy finding the right nerve points under all this... | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
-Fat? -..fur. I was going to say fur. -Sure you were. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, look at me. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:16 | |
I'm over here. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
-Agh-ha! -Maybe you should look at this again. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
Oh, OK. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
-Ow! Stop it. Stop! That's... Agh! -Oh! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:29 | |
I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all, | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
but if I didn't know better, I'd say he was trying to get rid of me. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
I know he can seem kind of heartless... | 0:37:39 | 0:37:43 | |
-Agh! -..but he wasn't always like that. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
-actually used to smile. -No! | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
-Yes. -But that was before. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
-Before what? -Before Tai Lung. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
We're not really supposed to talk about him. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
Well, if he's going to stay here, he should know. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:07 | |
The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
And then he turned bad and now he's in jail and... | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
He wasn't just a student. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
-'Shifu found him as a cub.' -HE BABBLES | 0:38:20 | 0:38:25 | |
-'And he raised him as his son.' -Ow! Oh. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:30 | |
'And when the boy showed talent in kung fu, | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
'Shifu trained him. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
'He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness.' | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
-Ya! -'It was never enough for Tai Lung. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
'He wanted the Dragon Scroll, | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
'but Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
'Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the valley. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:56 | |
'He tried to take the scroll by force | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
'and Shifu had to destroy what he had created. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:05 | |
'But how could he?' | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
SHIFU PANTS | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
'Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before...' | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
Hi-ha-hoo! Huh! | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
-A-ha. -Hm. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:32 | |
'..or since.' | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
And now he has a chance to make things right, | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
to train the true Dragon Warrior, | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
and he's stuck with you, a big fat panda | 0:39:48 | 0:39:53 | |
-who treats it like a joke. -Doing! | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
-Oh, that is it! -Wait! My fault! | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
And may have also stopped his heart. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
-GONG ECHOING IN DISTANCE SHIFU: -Inner peace. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:11 | |
Inner peace. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
Inner... In... In... In... Inner peace. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
-FLAPPING -Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?! | 0:40:21 | 0:40:27 | |
-Inner... -FLAPPING, GRUNTING, HE SIGHS | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
-HE SIGHS -Oh, Zeng. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
Excellent. I could use some good news right now. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:42 | |
-PANTS: -Uh... | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Uh... | 0:40:45 | 0:40:46 | |
-Master! Master! -Hm? | 0:40:49 | 0:40:51 | |
I have... It's... It's very bad news. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
Ah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad. | 0:40:55 | 0:41:01 | |
Master, your vision. Your vision was right. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
Tai Lung has broken out of prison. He's on his way! | 0:41:04 | 0:41:08 | |
That is bad news... | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
..if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
He wasn't meant to be here! It was an accident. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
There are no accidents. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
-SIGHS: -Yes, I know. You've said that already. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
-Twice. -Well, that was no accident either. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
-Thrice. -My old friend, | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
the panda will never fulfil his destiny nor you yours | 0:41:37 | 0:41:41 | |
until you let go of the illusion of control. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:45 | |
-Illusion? -Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
nor make it bear fruit before its time. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
-But there are things we can control. -HE GRUNTS | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
I can control when the fruit will fall. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -And I can control... | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
Ya! ..where to plant the seed. Ha-ya! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
That is no illusion, Master. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
that seed will grow to be a peach tree. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
You may wish for an apple or an orange but you will get a peach. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
-But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung! -Maybe it can | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
if you are willing to guide it, | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
to nurture it, to believe in it. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:36 | |
But how? How? | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
-I need your help, Master. -No, you just need to believe. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:43 | |
Promise me, Shifu. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Promise me you will believe. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
I... I will try. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
Hm, good. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
My time has come. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
You must continue your journey without me. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
Wh-Wh-What are you... Wh... | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
Master! You can't leave me! | 0:43:09 | 0:43:13 | |
You must believe. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
Master! | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
-Were you scared? -Yeah, so I'm like, "Fine, you may be a wolf, | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
"you may be the scariest bandit in Haijin Province, | 0:43:53 | 0:43:57 | |
-"but you're a lousy tipper." -Really? | 0:43:57 | 0:43:59 | |
-So how did you get out of there alive? -I didn't actually say that, | 0:43:59 | 0:44:04 | |
but I thought it in... In my mind. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
If he could read my mind, he'd have been like, "What?" | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
Order up! Hope you like it. SLURPING | 0:44:11 | 0:44:15 | |
-This is really good! -No, come on. Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:20 | |
He actually knows the secret ingredient. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
-What are you talking about? This is amazing! -You're a really good cook. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
-I wish my mouth was bigger. -Tigress, you've got to try this. -Hm. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:30 | |
It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
on nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:38 | |
I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:43 | |
I'm gonna need a lot more than dew and, uh, universe juice. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
HE SIGHS, ALL LAUGH | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
-What? -Oh, nothing, Master Shifu. -LAUGHING | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
"You'll never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
"and brush your teeth! "What is that noise? Laughter? | 0:45:01 | 0:45:05 | |
"I've never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe some day | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
-"you will have ears like mine." -That's good. -Oh. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:14 | |
Ears? It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:18 | |
-It's Shifu! -Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing? | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
Oooh, Master Shifu! | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
-Uh... -You think this is funny? | 0:45:24 | 0:45:29 | |
Tai Lung has escaped and you're acting like children! | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
-What? -He's coming for the Dragon Scroll and you are the only one | 0:45:32 | 0:45:36 | |
who can stop him. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
LAUGHS: And here I am saying you got no sense of humour. I'm gonna... | 0:45:39 | 0:45:44 | |
stop Tai Lung... What? You're serious? And I have to... | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
Uh, M-Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before, he'll do it again. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:53 | |
Oogway cannot! Not any more. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
-ALL GASP -Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. | 0:45:56 | 0:46:00 | |
-The panda? -Yes, the panda! -Master, please let us stop Tai Lung. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
-This is what you've trained us for. -No! It is not your destiny | 0:46:04 | 0:46:07 | |
to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! Where'd he go? | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
HE SCREAMS AND PANTS | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
-Oh! -You cannot leave! | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
-A real warrior never quits. -Watch me. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
Come on. How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? | 0:46:24 | 0:46:28 | |
I can't even beat you to the stairs. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
Ow! You don't believe that. Ooh! You never believed that. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:37 | |
-From the moment I got here, you've tried to get rid of me. -Yes! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:41 | |
-Agh! -I was. But now I ask you to trust in your master | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
as I have come to trust in mine. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
You're not my master and I'm not the Dragon Warrior. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:52 | |
Then why didn't you quit?! You knew I wanted to get rid of you, | 0:46:52 | 0:46:55 | |
-yet you stayed. -Yeah, I stayed. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:58 | |
I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head | 0:46:58 | 0:47:02 | |
or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more | 0:47:02 | 0:47:06 | |
than it did every day of my life just being me. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:10 | |
I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me, | 0:47:10 | 0:47:15 | |
could make me not me, | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of China! | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior and I will! | 0:47:22 | 0:47:27 | |
Come on. Tai Lung is on his way here right now. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:31 | |
Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior? Huh? | 0:47:35 | 0:47:39 | |
How? How? | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
-How?! -I don't know! | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
-SIGHS: -I don't know. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
That's what I thought. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
This is what you trained me for. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
Tigress! | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Don't try and stop me. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
We're not trying to stop you. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
-What? -We're coming with you! | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
ORIENTAL PIPE MUSIC | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
DISTANT SHOUTING | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
DISTANT SHOUTING | 0:49:43 | 0:49:45 | |
DISTANT SHOUTING | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
SHOUTING GETS LOUDER Waaaa-la! Haya! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
HE BELCHES | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
What? I eat when I'm upset, OK? | 0:50:16 | 0:50:20 | |
Oh, no need to explain. I just thought you might be Monkey. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:25 | |
He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
PANS CLATTERING | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
-Don't tell Monkey. -Look at you. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:50 | |
-Yeah, I know I disgust you. -No, no, I mean how did you get up there? | 0:50:50 | 0:50:55 | |
I don't know. I... guess... I don't know. I was getting a cookie. | 0:50:55 | 0:51:00 | |
And yet you are ten feet off the ground | 0:51:00 | 0:51:02 | |
-and have done a perfect spilt. -No, this? | 0:51:02 | 0:51:07 | |
This is just a... An accident. CREAKING | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
HE GRUNTS AND GROANS | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
There are no accidents. Come with me. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
BIRDS TWEETING | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fu-ey... | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
but could you at least tell me where we're going? | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:51:37 | 0:51:39 | |
METAL CLATTERING | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
OUT OF BREATH: You... dragged me | 0:51:41 | 0:51:44 | |
all the way out here for a bath? Ba! | 0:51:44 | 0:51:48 | |
Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:55 | |
-Hm? The Pool of... -This is where Oogway unravelled the mysteries | 0:51:55 | 0:52:00 | |
of harmony and focus. This is the birthplace of kung fu. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:06 | |
HE GASPS | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
-Do you want to learn kung fu? -Yeah! | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
Then I am your master! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:26 | |
OK! | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
-Don't cry. -OK. HE SNIFFS AND SIGHS | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate, | 0:52:37 | 0:52:40 | |
you stink. But perhaps that is my fault. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
I now see that the way to get through to you is with this. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:52 | |
-Oh, great, cos I am hungry. LAUGHS: -Good. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:56 | |
When you have been trained, you may eat. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
Mmm. Let us begin. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
HE GRUNTS AND GROWLS | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
Whoa! Ooh! Agh! | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
Ah. Mmm. Ow! Agh! Ooh! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:15 | |
Ah! Agh! | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
Ya! Ya! | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
Ow! | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
Ee-aa! | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
Ee-aa! Ya-ha! | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
Ee-a! | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
-After you, panda. -Just like that? | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
No sit-ups? No-No-No ten-mile hike? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:16 | |
I vowed to train you and you have been trained. You are free to eat. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:20 | |
-Enjoy. -Hey! | 0:54:25 | 0:54:29 | |
-CHOMPS: -I said you are free to eat. Have a dumpling. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:33 | |
Hey! HE CHOMPS | 0:54:34 | 0:54:37 | |
HE GULPS | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
-You are free to eat. -Am I?! | 0:54:41 | 0:54:44 | |
Are you?! | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
Whoar! | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
HE GROANS | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
Woo! | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
Hya! Ow! | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
Oh! Ha-ya! | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
SHIFU GRUNTS | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
SHIFU GRUNTS | 0:55:24 | 0:55:25 | |
BOTH GRUNT | 0:55:30 | 0:55:32 | |
Hee-ya! | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
-Hya! Hya! -Hya! | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
Hya! | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
BOTH GRUNT | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
Wa-ha! | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
PO PANTS | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
I'm not hungry. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
Master. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
INTENSE MUSIC | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
BOTH PANT | 0:56:35 | 0:56:38 | |
TAI LUNG GROWLS, GASPING | 0:56:38 | 0:56:40 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
-Cut it! -GRUNTING | 0:56:43 | 0:56:46 | |
Ha-ya! | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
TAI LUNG SHOUTS, MONKEY GRUNTS | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
-Where's the Dragon Warrior? -How do you know you're not looking at her? | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
-LAUGHS: -You think I'm a fool? | 0:57:04 | 0:57:08 | |
I know you're not the Dragon Warrior! None of you! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:11 | |
I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire, | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:19 | |
-Po? -So that is his name. Po. | 0:57:19 | 0:57:24 | |
Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary! | 0:57:24 | 0:57:30 | |
GROWLS, TAI LUNG GRUNTS | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
-Hee-ya! -HE GRUNTS | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
We've got this. Help her. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
BOTH GRUNT | 0:57:52 | 0:57:54 | |
Ugh! | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
Monkey! | 0:58:13 | 0:58:15 | |
Go! Ah, what was I thinking?! | 0:58:15 | 0:58:18 | |
Mantis! | 0:58:28 | 0:58:31 | |
-Now! -SHOUTING | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
SHOUTING | 0:58:36 | 0:58:40 | |
Ow! | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
SCREAMING | 0:58:50 | 0:58:52 | |
THUD! | 0:58:58 | 0:59:00 | |
ALL PANT | 0:59:00 | 0:59:02 | |
LOW GROWLING | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
-LOW RUMBLING -Huh? | 0:59:06 | 0:59:08 | |
TIGRESS GASPS | 0:59:13 | 0:59:15 | |
RUMBLING, ALL GASP | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
Shifu taught you well. | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
-Agh! -ALL GASP | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
But he didn't teach you everything. | 0:59:25 | 0:59:27 | |
-SHIFU: -You have done well, panda. -Done well? | 0:59:30 | 0:59:34 | |
-Done well? Ha, I've done awesome! -Ooh! | 0:59:34 | 0:59:37 | |
The mark of a true hero is humility, | 0:59:38 | 0:59:42 | |
-but, yes, you have done... -Ow! -..awesome. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:45 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:59:45 | 0:59:47 | |
FLAPPING AND THUDDING | 0:59:47 | 0:59:50 | |
Huh? | 0:59:50 | 0:59:53 | |
Guys? Guys?! They're dead! | 0:59:53 | 0:59:56 | |
No, they're breathing. They're asleep? No, their eyes are open. | 0:59:56 | 1:00:00 | |
-We were no match for his nerve attack. -He has gotten stronger. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:03 | |
Who? Tai Lung? Stronger? | 1:00:03 | 1:00:06 | |
-He's too fast! Sorry, Po. -TIGRESS GASPS | 1:00:07 | 1:00:12 | |
-I thought we could stop him. -He could have killed you. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:15 | |
-Why didn't he? -So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts, | 1:00:15 | 1:00:19 | |
-but it won't work. -Uh, it might. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:22 | |
I mean, a little. I'm pretty scared. | 1:00:22 | 1:00:26 | |
-You can defeat him, panda! -Are you kidding? If they can't... | 1:00:26 | 1:00:30 | |
They're five masters. I'm just one me. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:33 | |
But you will have the one thing that no-one else does. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:36 | |
-You really believe I'm ready? -You are... | 1:00:42 | 1:00:45 | |
Po. | 1:00:45 | 1:00:47 | |
HE BREATHES HEAVILY | 1:01:09 | 1:01:12 | |
Behold the Dragon Scroll. | 1:01:34 | 1:01:37 | |
-It is yours. -Wait. What happens when I read it? | 1:01:37 | 1:01:42 | |
No-one knows, but legend says you will be able to hear | 1:01:42 | 1:01:45 | |
-a butterfly's wing beat. -Whoa, really? That's cool. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:48 | |
Yes. And see light in the deepest cave. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:51 | |
You will feel the universe in motion around you. | 1:01:51 | 1:01:54 | |
Wow! Can I punch through walls? C-C-Can I do a quadruple back flip? | 1:01:54 | 1:01:58 | |
-Focus. -Will I have invisibility? -Focus. -Huh? -Focus. -Oh, yeah. | 1:01:58 | 1:02:01 | |
Read it, Po, and fulfil your destiny. | 1:02:01 | 1:02:04 | |
Read it and become the Dragon Warrior. | 1:02:04 | 1:02:08 | |
Whoa! | 1:02:08 | 1:02:10 | |
HE GRUNTS It's impossible to open. | 1:02:12 | 1:02:16 | |
PO GRUNTS: OK. Come on, baby. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
Come on, now. | 1:02:18 | 1:02:21 | |
POPPING Thank you. | 1:02:21 | 1:02:24 | |
I probably loosened it up for you, though. | 1:02:24 | 1:02:26 | |
CLEARS THROAT OK, here goes. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:29 | |
HE SCREAMS | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
ALL GASP | 1:02:36 | 1:02:39 | |
-It's blank. -What?! -Here, look. -No! I am forbidden to look upon... | 1:02:40 | 1:02:45 | |
Blank. I don't... | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
I don't understand. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:56 | |
OK. So, like, Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all. | 1:02:57 | 1:03:03 | |
No. Oogway was wiser than us all. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:05 | |
Oh, come on! Face it, he picked me by accident. | 1:03:05 | 1:03:09 | |
Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior. Who am I kidding? | 1:03:09 | 1:03:13 | |
But who will stop Tai Lung? | 1:03:13 | 1:03:16 | |
He'll destroy everything and everyone. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:18 | |
No. Evacuate the valley. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:22 | |
You must protect the villagers from Tai Lung's rage. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:26 | |
-What about you, Master? -I will fight him. | 1:03:26 | 1:03:28 | |
-What? -I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:32 | |
But Shifu, he'll kill you. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:35 | |
Then I will finally have paid for my mistake. | 1:03:35 | 1:03:37 | |
Listen to me, all of you. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:40 | |
It is time for you to continue your journey without me. | 1:03:40 | 1:03:44 | |
I am very proud to have been your master. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:47 | |
-We've got to get them out safely. -Come, little one. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:10 | |
-Let's find your mama. -Viper, gather the southern farmers, | 1:04:10 | 1:04:13 | |
Mantis, the north. Crane, light the way. | 1:04:13 | 1:04:16 | |
Look, it's the Dragon Warrior(!) | 1:04:35 | 1:04:37 | |
-Hey, Dad. -Po! | 1:04:46 | 1:04:49 | |
Good to have you back, son. | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
-Good to be back. -Let's go, Po. | 1:04:59 | 1:05:02 | |
CREAKING | 1:05:02 | 1:05:05 | |
So, for our next shop, it's time to face it. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:07 | |
The future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables, no longer slices. | 1:05:07 | 1:05:13 | |
Also, I was thinking maybe this time | 1:05:13 | 1:05:16 | |
we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. | 1:05:16 | 1:05:20 | |
Hm? You like that? | 1:05:20 | 1:05:22 | |
Uh, Po, I-I'm sorry if things didn't work out. | 1:05:27 | 1:05:32 | |
I-I-It just wasn't meant to be. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:35 | |
Po, forget everything else. | 1:05:37 | 1:05:41 | |
Your destiny still awaits. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:43 | |
We are noodle folk. Broth runs deep through our veins. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:48 | |
I don't know, Dad. | 1:05:48 | 1:05:50 | |
Honestly, sometimes I can't believe I'm actually your son. | 1:05:50 | 1:05:54 | |
Oh! Po, I think it's time | 1:05:56 | 1:06:00 | |
I told you something I should have told you | 1:06:00 | 1:06:03 | |
-a long time ago. -OK. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:07 | |
The secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:12 | |
Oh! | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
Come here. The secret ingredient is... | 1:06:14 | 1:06:18 | |
-..nothing! -Huh?! | 1:06:19 | 1:06:21 | |
You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient! | 1:06:21 | 1:06:26 | |
Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
-You don't add some kind of special sauce or something? -Don't have to. | 1:06:29 | 1:06:33 | |
To make something special, you have to believe it's special. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:36 | |
THUNDER | 1:06:40 | 1:06:42 | |
There is no secret ingredient. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:49 | |
LIGHTNING | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
THUNDER RUMBLING | 1:06:57 | 1:07:00 | |
THUNDER BOOMS | 1:07:05 | 1:07:08 | |
-THUNDER BOOMS -I have come home, Master. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:13 | |
This is no longer your home and I am no longer your master. | 1:07:13 | 1:07:16 | |
Oh, yes. You have a new favourite. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:20 | |
So where is this "Po"? Did I scare him off? | 1:07:20 | 1:07:26 | |
This battle is between you and me. | 1:07:26 | 1:07:28 | |
-So, that is how it's going to be. -That is how it must be. | 1:07:30 | 1:07:35 | |
HE GROWLS AND SNARLS | 1:07:35 | 1:07:37 | |
HE SCREAMS | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Hya! | 1:07:40 | 1:07:44 | |
I rotted in jail for 20 years | 1:07:48 | 1:07:51 | |
-because of your weakness! -Obeying your master is not weakness! | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
You knew I was the Dragon Warrior. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:58 | |
'You always knew. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:00 | |
'But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? | 1:08:00 | 1:08:05 | |
'What did you do?!' | 1:08:05 | 1:08:08 | |
-Nothing! -You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! | 1:08:10 | 1:08:13 | |
-That was not my fault! -Not your fault?! | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
Who filled my head with dreams?! | 1:08:16 | 1:08:19 | |
Who drove me to train until my bones cracked?! | 1:08:19 | 1:08:21 | |
Who denied me my destiny?! | 1:08:21 | 1:08:24 | |
Hya! | 1:08:24 | 1:08:27 | |
GLASS RINGS | 1:08:27 | 1:08:30 | |
It was never my decision to make! | 1:08:32 | 1:08:35 | |
TAI LUNG PANTS | 1:08:35 | 1:08:37 | |
It is now. | 1:08:40 | 1:08:42 | |
Hya! | 1:08:42 | 1:08:45 | |
-Give me the scroll! -I would rather die. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:51 | |
HE SNARLS | 1:08:51 | 1:08:53 | |
EXPLOSION | 1:09:18 | 1:09:20 | |
BOTH GRUNT AND SCREAM | 1:09:23 | 1:09:27 | |
GRUNTING | 1:09:30 | 1:09:34 | |
All I ever did, I did to make you proud! | 1:09:37 | 1:09:42 | |
Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! | 1:09:42 | 1:09:46 | |
-Tell me! Tell me! -THUD! | 1:09:46 | 1:09:49 | |
SHIFU GRUNTS AND PANTS | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
I... I have always been proud of you. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:02 | |
From the first moment, I've been...proud of you. | 1:10:03 | 1:10:08 | |
And it was my pride that blinded me. | 1:10:09 | 1:10:13 | |
I loved you too much to see what you were becoming... | 1:10:13 | 1:10:16 | |
..what I...was turning you into. | 1:10:18 | 1:10:22 | |
I'm s... I'm sorry. | 1:10:23 | 1:10:26 | |
-HE GROWLS: -I don't want your apology, | 1:10:32 | 1:10:36 | |
I want my scroll! | 1:10:36 | 1:10:40 | |
What?! Where is it?! | 1:10:40 | 1:10:44 | |
Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll halfway across China by now. | 1:10:44 | 1:10:49 | |
-HE CHOKES: -You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung. | 1:10:49 | 1:10:53 | |
-Never. -RUSTLING | 1:10:53 | 1:10:55 | |
-N... Never. -Hey! | 1:10:55 | 1:10:57 | |
PANTS AND SIGHS | 1:11:00 | 1:11:03 | |
Stairs. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:06 | |
-Who are you? -Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior. | 1:11:06 | 1:11:13 | |
PO SIGHS | 1:11:14 | 1:11:16 | |
You? Him? He's a panda. | 1:11:16 | 1:11:20 | |
You're a panda. What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? | 1:11:20 | 1:11:24 | |
Don't tempt me. LAUGHS: No. | 1:11:24 | 1:11:27 | |
I'm gonna use this. Ha-ha! You want it? Come and get it. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:31 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Finally! | 1:11:31 | 1:11:34 | |
Ha! Oooar! | 1:11:37 | 1:11:41 | |
HE GROWLS | 1:11:41 | 1:11:43 | |
Ooh! Waa! | 1:11:44 | 1:11:47 | |
Ha! | 1:11:48 | 1:11:50 | |
HE GRUNTS | 1:11:50 | 1:11:53 | |
HE GROWLS | 1:11:53 | 1:11:55 | |
TILES SMASHING | 1:11:55 | 1:11:57 | |
That scroll is mine! | 1:11:57 | 1:12:00 | |
GROWLS IN SLOW MOTION | 1:12:10 | 1:12:12 | |
Oh! Agh! | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
Oh! | 1:12:20 | 1:12:22 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:12:22 | 1:12:24 | |
Whoa! | 1:12:37 | 1:12:39 | |
Oh! | 1:12:42 | 1:12:44 | |
Lightning! Woo! | 1:12:52 | 1:12:54 | |
Agh! | 1:12:55 | 1:12:58 | |
HE GRUNTS AND LAUGHS | 1:12:58 | 1:13:02 | |
Wee-ha! | 1:13:02 | 1:13:04 | |
BELLS JINGLING Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! | 1:13:06 | 1:13:10 | |
Whoa! | 1:13:13 | 1:13:15 | |
The scroll has given him power! No! | 1:13:27 | 1:13:31 | |
Oh! CRASHING AND RUMBLING | 1:13:35 | 1:13:38 | |
Whoa! | 1:13:39 | 1:13:42 | |
Whoa! Oooh! | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
Hya! | 1:13:45 | 1:13:48 | |
EXPLOSION | 1:13:52 | 1:13:54 | |
RUBBLE LANDING | 1:13:54 | 1:13:56 | |
HE PANTS | 1:14:03 | 1:14:05 | |
Finally! Oh, yes. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:08 | |
-CHUCKLES: -The power of the Dragon Scroll is mine! | 1:14:08 | 1:14:14 | |
It's nothing! | 1:14:18 | 1:14:21 | |
GROANS: It's OK. I didn't get it the first time, either. | 1:14:21 | 1:14:25 | |
-What? -There is no secret ingredient. | 1:14:25 | 1:14:29 | |
It's just you. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:35 | |
HE PANTS AND GROWLS | 1:14:36 | 1:14:38 | |
Ya! | 1:14:38 | 1:14:41 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:14:41 | 1:14:43 | |
Stop it! I'm gonna pee. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:46 | |
GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY Don't! | 1:14:46 | 1:14:49 | |
Don't! Don't! | 1:14:49 | 1:14:52 | |
STOMACH VIBRATES, GROWLS IN SLOW MOTION | 1:14:52 | 1:14:56 | |
-CRUNCHING -Agh! | 1:15:03 | 1:15:05 | |
Wee-ha! Hya! | 1:15:11 | 1:15:14 | |
Ha-ya! | 1:15:15 | 1:15:17 | |
Oo-a! MEWS AND SCREAMS | 1:15:18 | 1:15:21 | |
Oooh! RUBBLE FALLING | 1:15:28 | 1:15:30 | |
PO'S STOMACH BOOMS | 1:15:37 | 1:15:39 | |
CRASHING, STONES SPRAYING | 1:15:49 | 1:15:52 | |
You...can't defeat me. | 1:15:55 | 1:15:59 | |
You... | 1:16:04 | 1:16:06 | |
You're just a big...fat... | 1:16:06 | 1:16:09 | |
-panda! -I'm not a big fat panda. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:13 | |
I'm THE big fat panda. | 1:16:14 | 1:16:17 | |
-GASPS: -The Wuxi Finger Hold! -Oh, you know this hold? | 1:16:18 | 1:16:22 | |
You're bluffing. You're bluffing. Shifu didn't teach you that. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:25 | |
Nope. I figured it out. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:28 | |
Skadoosh. | 1:16:28 | 1:16:30 | |
WHOOSHING, CHIMING | 1:16:30 | 1:16:33 | |
WIND BLOWING | 1:16:35 | 1:16:37 | |
PEOPLE CHATTERING | 1:16:42 | 1:16:44 | |
CHILD GIGGLING | 1:16:46 | 1:16:48 | |
-GASPS: -Look! | 1:16:48 | 1:16:50 | |
The Dragon Warrior. | 1:16:50 | 1:16:53 | |
HE COUGHS | 1:17:02 | 1:17:04 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:17:06 | 1:17:08 | |
-Woo-hoo! -CHEERING | 1:17:08 | 1:17:11 | |
APPLAUSE, CHEERING Kung fu warrior! | 1:17:11 | 1:17:15 | |
That's my boy! That big, lovely kung fu warrior is my son! | 1:17:19 | 1:17:24 | |
Yes! | 1:17:26 | 1:17:28 | |
Thanks, Dad. APPLAUSE, CHEERING | 1:17:28 | 1:17:31 | |
Hey, guys. | 1:17:39 | 1:17:41 | |
-Master. -ALL: Master. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:47 | |
CHUCKLES: Master? | 1:17:49 | 1:17:52 | |
Master Shifu! MURMURING | 1:17:52 | 1:17:55 | |
PO PANTS | 1:17:57 | 1:17:59 | |
Master! Shifu? Shifu, are you OK?! | 1:18:06 | 1:18:10 | |
-GRUNTS: -Po. | 1:18:10 | 1:18:13 | |
You're alive. Or we're both dead. | 1:18:13 | 1:18:16 | |
-No, Master, I didn't die. I defeated Tai Lung. -You did? | 1:18:16 | 1:18:21 | |
SIGHS IN RELIEF | 1:18:23 | 1:18:25 | |
Wow. It is as Oogway foretold. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:30 | |
You are the Dragon Warrior. | 1:18:31 | 1:18:34 | |
You have brought peace... | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
to this valley, | 1:18:37 | 1:18:40 | |
and...and to me. | 1:18:40 | 1:18:43 | |
Thank you. | 1:18:43 | 1:18:47 | |
Thank you...Po. | 1:18:47 | 1:18:50 | |
Thank you. Thank you. | 1:18:50 | 1:18:52 | |
No! Master! | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
-No, no, no, don't die, Shifu, please! -I'm not dying, you idiot! | 1:19:00 | 1:19:04 | |
Uh, Dragon Warrior. | 1:19:04 | 1:19:08 | |
I am simply at peace. | 1:19:08 | 1:19:11 | |
Finally. | 1:19:12 | 1:19:14 | |
-Oh! So, um, I should stop talking? -If you can. | 1:19:14 | 1:19:20 | |
GRUNTS AND EXHALES | 1:19:24 | 1:19:26 | |
-You wanna get something to eat? SIGHS: -Yeah. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:44 | |
# Everybody is kung fu fighting | 1:19:49 | 1:19:52 | |
# Your mind becomes fast as lightning | 1:19:53 | 1:19:56 | |
# Although the future is a little bit frightening | 1:19:57 | 1:20:00 | |
-# A little bit frightening -It's the book of your life | 1:20:00 | 1:20:02 | |
# That you're writing... # | 1:20:02 | 1:20:05 | |
Look out! Skadoosh! | 1:20:05 | 1:20:08 | |
-# Everybody is kung fu fighting -Hoo! Ha! | 1:20:08 | 1:20:12 | |
# Your mind becomes fast as lightning | 1:20:12 | 1:20:15 | |
# Although the future Is a little bit frightening | 1:20:16 | 1:20:19 | |
-# A little bit frightening -It's the book of your life | 1:20:19 | 1:20:21 | |
-# That you're writing -Life that you're writing | 1:20:21 | 1:20:25 | |
# You are a natural | 1:20:25 | 1:20:27 | |
-# Why is that so hard to see? -Yeah | 1:20:27 | 1:20:30 | |
# Maybe it's just because | 1:20:30 | 1:20:31 | |
-# You keep on looking at me -Ha! | 1:20:31 | 1:20:33 | |
# The journey's a lonely one | 1:20:33 | 1:20:35 | |
-# So much more than we know -Yeah! | 1:20:35 | 1:20:38 | |
# But sometimes you've got to go | 1:20:38 | 1:20:40 | |
# And be your own hero | 1:20:40 | 1:20:41 | |
-# Everybody is kung fu fighting -Kung fu fighting | 1:20:41 | 1:20:45 | |
# Your mind becomes fast as lightning | 1:20:45 | 1:20:48 | |
# Hoo! Ha! | 1:20:48 | 1:20:50 | |
# Although the future is a little bit frightening | 1:20:50 | 1:20:53 | |
-# A little bit frightening -It's the book of your life | 1:20:53 | 1:20:55 | |
-# That you're writing -Life that you're writing | 1:20:55 | 1:20:59 | |
# You're a diamond in the rough | 1:20:59 | 1:21:01 | |
# A brilliant ball of clay | 1:21:01 | 1:21:03 | |
# You could be a work of art | 1:21:03 | 1:21:05 | |
# If you just go all the way | 1:21:05 | 1:21:07 | |
# Now, what would it take to break? | 1:21:07 | 1:21:09 | |
# I believe that you can bend | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
# Not only do you have to fight | 1:21:11 | 1:21:13 | |
# But you have got to win | 1:21:13 | 1:21:15 | |
-# Cos everybody is kung fu fighting -Kung fu fighting | 1:21:15 | 1:21:19 | |
# Your mind becomes fast as lightning | 1:21:19 | 1:21:22 | |
# Hoo! Ha! # | 1:21:22 | 1:21:23 | |
PLAYFUL ORIENTAL MUSIC | 1:21:34 | 1:21:36 |