Merry Madagascar


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Goodbyes can be bittersweet.

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It seems like only 306 days ago

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we were snatched from our beloved Central Park Zoo

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and dumped here in... rustic Madagascar.

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But now that we're leaving, seeing you all here,

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it reminds us just how many friends we've made.

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LONE CLAPPING

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Whoo-hoo!

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That's the greatest speech I've ever...

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Aww. Looks like the kid can't hold his sea water.

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-Well, at least he showed up.

-I don't get it.

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It's not like Julien to miss a party.

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-Maybe for some people, saying goodbye is really hard.

-Oohhh.

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Send him a postcard, cos the wind's right on schedule.

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All right, let's do this!

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Can I have your attention?

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The red-eye to New York is about to board.

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Whoo! We're going home for Christmas!

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CHEERING

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-Sandbags!

-Check!

-Ropes!

-Check!

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-Snacks!

-Check!

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-It's working!

-Oh, we did it!

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It may not be pretty, but we headed to the city!

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CHEERING

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Candied yams from Sylvia's - that's what I want for Christmas!

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Uh-uh. I can't wait to get back to my hippo pool

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and that sweet smell of chlorine.

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And I can't wait to see Dr Maneesh, greatest chiropractor ever.

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Me? I just want to see the snow falling down on my beautiful city.

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New York, here we come!

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Ow! What the...?

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GASPING

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Look out!

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-Argh!

-Argh!

-Argh!

-Argh!

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ALL SCREAM

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Oh, no, no! No! This isn't happening!

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-Ow!

-Ow!

-Ow!

-Ow!

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-Get off me!

-Shh! Guys, did you hear something?

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-Argh! Cannibals!

-Cannibals! Where?!

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-Julien!

-Oh, it's just the freaks. Maurice, I thought they left already.

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I hope we're still charging them rent.

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-Mort, stop drumming already!

-Sorry! Hee-hee!

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False alarm, everyone! Back into hiding. It was just a cruel hoax.

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Hoax?! What kind of sick joke is this, huh?!

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Sorry. We thought you were the Marauding Red Night Goblin.

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The Marauding Red...What-nin?

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Maurice...

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Every year, on the 24th of Julianuary...

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Julianuary?

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It's a festive holiday named after His Majesty.

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It starts with a red glow.

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Then, the air fills with the goblin's horrible, mocking laughter.

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Then it pelts us with hundreds of black rocks!

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Red Night Goblin! The Red Night Goblin's coming!

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OK, I get it. It's Picking on the King Day. Very funny.

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DISTANT ROAR

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-Ho-ho!

-You can stop now, Mort. I know it's you back there.

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-Argh! The Red Goblin!

-He's real!

-What's happening?!

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-Here, Julien.

-Hide the women and precious metal!

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Load the shooting thingy! Fire at the Goblin!

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Lemurs down! You, you, take their places.

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BOTH: Aye-aye.

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-That's it! I surrender!

-We're going to die!

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-Alex, do something!

-All right, all right! All right.

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You're going down, Red Night Marauding Goblin Guy!

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Hey, hey! I did it, everybody! I did it!

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Everyone, after the Goblin. Don't let him get away!

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-Candy canes?

-Presents?

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-These rocks taste like coal.

-Hang on a minute.

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Alex, I think you just shot down...

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Who's laughing now, Red Night Goblin?

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Ha-ha-ha! I am. That's who.

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Ho, ho, ho! Merry Madagascar!

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-I shot down Santa.

-You going to be on the naughty list for sure now.

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-Oh.

-Is it safe?

-Is what safe?

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Are there more of you? How many? Tell me. Are you a robot?

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Maybe you have an army hidden inside of you. Talk to me, robot army.

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-I am talking to you!

-That tickles.

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SANTA LAUGHS

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Look, everybody! It shakes like a bowl full of jelly!

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-Hey, this is fun!

-Stop it, Julien! That's Santa Claus!

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-No wonder he throws coal at you.

-Santa who?

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Santa, you OK? I can't believe I'm talking to Santa Claus!

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Wait. Who's Santa?

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What do you mean, "Who's Santa?"? If you're not Santa, who are you?

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My name is... I can't remember.

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ALL GASP

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Look, he's got another hat on.

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He must have hit his head in the crash. Maybe he's got amnesia.

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Oh, this is bad. This is... This is bad!

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I've ruined Christmas for everybody.

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I've ruined Christmas for, like, the whole world! Unless...

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-Unless?

-Team huddle. This could work out great for everybody.

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-Santa's head wound?

-No, not his head wound.

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Here's the plan - we find the sleigh, help Santa deliver the toys.

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Then, on the way home, he drops us off in New York!

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It's perfect! What do you guys think?

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-I'm in!

-OK.

-Let's go find that sleigh.

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Oh! They are just adorable!

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(Alex, go talk to them. Go, go, go, go, go!)

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Hello, there, little reindeer.

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You guys up for a little road trip? Hmm? What do you say?

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Back away! You don't know who you're dealing with.

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Hey, no need to get psycho. They're just Santa's little...

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We meet again, South Polers!

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North Polers!

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OK, you guys know each other?

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It's a cold war that dates back centuries.

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You see, Santa used to be based in the South Pole.

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This again? Santa chose North Pole, fair and square.

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Please. They bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labour.

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-That's it! Let's go!

-On my command, kick him in the bells.

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Wait, where's Private?

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You're the most beautiful deer I've ever seen.

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That's the sweetest thing any penguin has ever said to me.

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MUSIC: "Every Woman in the World" by Air Supply

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# Girl, you're every woman in the world to me... #

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-Ow!

-Shake it off, Private!

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That North Poler might look like a tall drink of water,

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but she'll spit you out like a cup of bad eggnog!

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Guys, guys. Come on, it's Christmas. You know, the season of giving.

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So, what do you say? Can you give us a ride?

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Son of the gun, we're only allowed to take orders from Santa.

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Why don't you ask your South Pole comrades to help?

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-Whoops! I forget! They can't fly.

-REINDEER LAUGH

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Merry Christmas down there, stuck on the land!

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-Merry Christmas.

-Cupid!

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-Great. There goes our lift home.

-We'll fly it.

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-Skipper, you're a penguin.

-And those reindeer have, like, magical powers.

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That's exactly what they want you to believe.

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Private, give 'em a little demo.

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The only thing magical about those North Polers

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is that tank full of sparkly stuff.

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Now, go find Big Red and we'll get this baby airborne.

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Fat man, behold the beauty

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of a traditional Julianuary carol, honouring...me.

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PLAYS TUNING NOTE

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# I like to... #

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Very nice.

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# You like to... #

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All together. # We like to...

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# Move it!

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DANCE MUSIC STARTS

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-# I like to move it, move it... #

-Oh, ho, ho, ho!

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Santa?

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# I'm physically fit, physically fit

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# Physically, physically Physically fit... #

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Incoming!

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-All righty, Santa. Time to go, big buddy.

-I don't want to go!

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I just want to shake my booty! Ha-ha!

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Santa, buddy. You've got to stop dancing.

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# Santa! #

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Ho, ho, ho! I'll never go!

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What are we going to do now?

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It's not Christmas Eve for much longer.

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So either we go without Santa, or the world goes without Christmas.

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That's right! You made this mess. Now, we got to clean it up.

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Yo, Skipper! Sparkle time!

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All right, boys.

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Tighten your harnesses and think happy thoughts.

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-Whoo!

-Viva Las Vegas!

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And everyone wept tears of joy for the miracle that was Baby Julien.

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You see, fat man, Julianuary is about the joy of giving.

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To me! Now, bring me the presents!

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-Merry Julianuary.

-Oh! You remembered!

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Next one, please. Move it along.

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Thank you, on behalf of His Majesty, and merry Julianuary.

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Thank you, on behalf of His Majesty, and merry Julianuary.

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-How did you do that?

-Beats me.

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-Could you make one for me?

-Merry Julianuary.

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-I want one.

-Me, too.

-Next.

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Where's my presents?

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-What's going on over there?

-Merry Julianuary!

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-Merry Julianuary.

-Merry Julianuary!

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-Merry Julianuary.

-Oh, no, no, no!

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Stop!

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What's so special about Julianuary, if everyone gets to have something?

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You!

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I took you in as my guest, and now you've ruined Julianuary!

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From this moment forth, all your presents are my presents!

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Lady and gentlemen, we are about to arrive

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at our first destination. Canada is straight ahead.

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OK, boys, let's take her down.

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Flaps up. Beaks down. Stay on target.

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Stay on target!

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What kind of landing was that?

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Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

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This is stupid, Marty. Can't we just use the front door?

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Come on. How hard can it be? Melman, you're up!

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-But I'm claustrophobic.

-Yeah? Now, you can be

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Santa Claustrophobic. Now, dive, fool! Dive, dive, dive!

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Easy, easy... Argh! Guys? I'm stuck!

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Hang in there, Melman! I'm coming!

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-Melman, I'm right here!

-I'm burning!

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-You're not burning!

-Help!

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Oh! Thank you. ALARM BLARES

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-Oh-oh!

-Don't leave me!

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Alex, you still have the present!

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SIRENS WAIL

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Dash away, boys. Dash away!

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What...? No, wait! Hang on!

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I got you, Melman! Aah!

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Way to drop the ball, you hippie freak.

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Me? Melman lost it in the chimney.

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Calm down. It's a small town, there's only a couple more houses.

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-Let's not freak out.

-Oh, yeah?

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Can we freak out now?!

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OK, here's the plan. We head to the nearest post office

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and we just dump the gifts.

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-That's a plan.

-I need stamps, anyway.

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Skipper, get us to the nearest post office. In New York.

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ALL GROAN

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Well, looks like our coffee break.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

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You're Santa's helpers!

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This is amazing! You're hairier than I thought.

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But amazing! OK, calm down, Abby. Breathe.

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Namaste. Namaste.

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Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

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Oh, merry Christmas!

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Oh, my gosh! I almost forgot!

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I made you cookies.

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SHE GIGGLES

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This is the best Christmas ever.

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Don't tell Santa I was up. Really.

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OK, I'm going to bed now.

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I can't go to sleep. No way I can go to sleep.

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I just met Santa's helpers! Aah! Ow!

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I think I broke my collarbone. No! It's OK. Going to bed now.

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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

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New plan. We're not going to the post office any more.

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We're Santa's hairy helpers.

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And we don't rest until every one of these gifts gets delivered.

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Ow!

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# From Coney Island to the Sunset Strip

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# Somebody's going to make a happy trip tonight

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# While the moon is bright

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# He's going to have a bag of crazy toys

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# To give the groanies of the girls and boys... #

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Skipper, progress report.

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Only 152 cities left to go.

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ALL GROAN

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Skipper, look!

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-New York!

-It's still here!

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It's still beautiful!

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And it's still going to be here when we're done!

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All right, New York, let's do this! Hee-yah!

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# On the 88th day of Julianuary

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# My true love sent to me

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# A great, big present for me! #

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Oh, Amelia. Did you ever feel like you're just wasting away?

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This is the worst Julianuary ever.

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-Um...King Julien?

-Hello.

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Haven't you heard of knocking? I could have been naked in here.

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I'm sorry if I ruined your Julianuary.

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I don't understand.

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I have all the presents. Why do I feel so empty inside?

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I don't know. But back there,

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when we were all giving presents to each other, it was pretty good.

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Hey! Why don't you give one to your girlfriend Amelia over there?

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-I bet she'd like it.

-No, she's not my girlfriend.

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I don't want to. OK, fine, I'll do it!

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Keep your chubby hands off.

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Here, Amelia. Merry Julianuary.

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Ah! Look at the smile on Amelia.

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Whoo! Making her feel good makes me feel good.

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Kind of warm and tingly on the inside.

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Like pinworms! Come, fat man!

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We must share with the world what I have discovered! Aah!

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Whoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo! We did it.

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Every single present delivered and accounted for.

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Goodbye, empty bags. Hello, new... Aah!

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No! There's still a few left in this one!

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No. No! No more! I can't take it.

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I'll throw it in the river. It'll be like we never saw them.

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Oh, give me that.

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-Wait, they're...they're for us.

-What?

-Melman.

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-Really?

-Marty.

-Get out of here.

-Alex! And me!

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No way! Candied yams from Sylvia's!

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And they're still hot! They're still hot.

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An inflatable hippo pool? And chlorine?!

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Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

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Dr Maneesh's neck massager!

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What'd you get, Alex?

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Snow falling down on my beautiful city. How did he know?

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That's why Santa's Santa. The big man's got some talent.

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We can't leave him back there

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dancing around with that bump on his head.

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-We got to go back and help him.

-Good news is there's enough

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-sparkly stuff to get us back to Madagascar.

-Whoo-hoo!

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-Is there bad news?

-There's only enough to get to Madagascar.

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Put it back!

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So it's Madagascar or...home?

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There she is, fellas!

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Maybe next Christmas, New York. Skipper, full speed ahead!

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This is the life, eh?

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It says, "To Mort. Happy Julianuary. Love, King Julien."

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A coconut! Thank you, King Julien!

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OK, boys, let's take her down.

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We just lost one of our engines!

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I thought you said there was enough sparkly stuff to get us there!

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-I did.

-Then what happened?

-I was wrong!

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Red Night Goblin! The Red Night Goblin's coming!

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Come on, Private. Think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.

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The Red Night Goblin's attacking again!

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Brace for impact!

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Oh, no.

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SANTA MOANS

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He's alive!

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Where am I?

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The children. The presents!

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-He got his memory back.

-Terrible crisis, Santa!

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The South Polers stole sleigh for joyride!

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-Now, Christmas is ruined!

-What?!

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That's an outright Christmas lie, with all the trimmings.

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Yeah, Christmas isn't ruined. We delivered everything.

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It's the truth. Santa, the South Polers saved Christmas.

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Cupid, stay out of this!

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I grow tired of your reindeer games.

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-We want to be...bipolar.

-Son of the gun.

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So you really delivered all the gifts?

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It's the least we could do.

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And you even found Liechtenstein?

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Liechety-what?

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Oh, chestnuts! Those children will be up any minute now!

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-This way, Santa.

-But there's no sparkly stuff left.

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I'll use the reserve tank then.

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-Oh, reserve tank.

-Hey, Santa, wait!

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-My friends and I...

-Thank you all for everything!

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-Santa, wait!

-If that sleigh leaves

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and you're not with Santa, you'll regret it.

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-Farewell, Private.

-We'll always have Madagascar!

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Santa! Wait!

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And, Julien, you're officially off the naughty list!

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What? You can't take me off the naughty list.

0:19:340:19:38

I am the naughty list! What's the naughty list?

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Merry Christmas!

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Well, looks like Santa's back in business.

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And we're back in Madagascar.

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And you know what?

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We're going to have the best Christmas ever. Right here!

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This'll get me back on the naughty list.

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Coconut ball fight!

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Whoo-hoo!

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All right, let's give these babies a spin.

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I can't stop! I can't stop!

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Rockefeller Center ain't got nothin' on this!

0:20:160:20:18

Well, we may not have gotten home for Christmas,

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but we got snow!

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I wouldn't do that if I were you.

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Aah! It's not snow! It's not snow!

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See, Marty? It's not what you get.

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-It's what you give.

-Give it a rest!

-Ah!

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I'm so naughty. Mort, you're next!

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Aargh!

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Alex, you OK?

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Who's Alex?

0:20:410:20:43

Merry Christmas and happy Julianuary, everybody!

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