Shrek: The Ghost of Lord Farquaad
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Ta-da! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
FAIRY GASPS AND SQUEALS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
ECHOING SQUEALING | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Nah, that's a dead end. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Oh, come on, Shrek, who needs a map when you've got animal instinct? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Ah-ah-AH...! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-AH-TCHOO! -D'oh! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Darn bugs! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Stupid... -Uh-oh! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Come on, ya...! -Shrek, a little help here! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Where are ye...? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh, I say we take the turn at 305 and get off at Fairytale Forest. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Or we could fly there! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Is there an off button on you? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
AH-TCHOO! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
-FIONA SNIFFLES AND CRIES -Aw, what's wrong, Princess? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
You shouldn't be this unhappy until years into the marriage. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
It's the happiest... SHE SNIFFS | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
-..day of my life. -Let me guess. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-It's just... -You're overwhelmed by love! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
No! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
I mean, yes. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
-That's why I... -The shrimp batter was bad? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-No, Donkey! I'm just... -Wait! Wait! I got it! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
I got it! You always wanted a puppy, but all you got was toasters! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
No, I'm sitting in an onion! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
This carriage is one big onion. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh! Why didn't you say so? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
I'll turn on the air. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
FIONA EXHALES | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
-Much better. -Noble steed at your service. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Would you look at that! Donkey! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
I found a shortcut. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Are you crazy?! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
-Jiminy! That's a big one. -Argh! What?! Hey, man, I hate spiders! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
DONKEY BLOWS FRANTICALLY | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
Stop that! Argh! Where'd he go?! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
ARGH! ARGH! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
SHREK CHUCKLES AND DONKEY YELPS | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
You are too easy to scare. Come on. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
That forest could be hexed by anything! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Uh-uh. I ain't going in there. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Listen, I'm an ogre - I'm the one that does the scaring. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
What is there to be scared of? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-THUNDER CRASHES -That! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Thelonious! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-Hey! What are you doing?! -Sorry, Princess, honeymoon's over! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
Wah-yah! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Hee-hee-hee. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
-Let go! -Argh, Shrek! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
-Fiona! -Shrek! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
-Fiona! -Let me go! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-To the carriage! -Shre-ek! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
We've got a donkey driving a carriage made from an onion. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
It's dark and our horses are wearing sunglasses. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Cut to the chase, Donkey, just cut to the chase! -Hit it, boys! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Yee-ha! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
-Fiona! -HIGH-PITCHED: Shrek! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
BIRD SQUAWKS | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Oh! Argh! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
He-e-elp! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
All done. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
No! No! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
No! Whoa! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
No! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
That was close! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Aw, now that's sweet. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-Shrek. Shrek! -Watch out! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Whoa! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Brb-brb-brb! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
-Liquorice? -Oh... | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Hey, Shrek! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
I hope you're insured! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
That house cost me a lot of dough-ough-ough! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Whoa!!! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-Is there a doctor in the house? -Sorry about that, Ginge! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
That's close. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Whoa! | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
FIONA YELPS AND HOLLERS | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
BOTH: Oh, no! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
BOTH: Whoa-argh! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
I can see! I can see! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Oh! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Oh, never mind. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Fiona! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
ECHOING AND DISTANT HOWLING | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Shrek, uh, this isn't another one of those shortcuts, is it? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Just get a move on. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-OK. I'm not afraid. -Urgh. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-Fiona! -I can do this. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
I'm a noble steed. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
It's all right, it's just a park with no children and no playground. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Argh! Shrek! Shrek! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
I feel dead people. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Uh... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Are you getting the willies? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
The trembles, the shakes, the heebie-jeebies? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
Stop messing with me, Shrek! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
This place is already creeping me out. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Oh, don't tell me you're afraid of ghosts. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-I'm not afraid. -SHREK CHUCKLES | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-GOOD! -Uh! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
What a crack up! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
Shrek! Shrek, wait up! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
DISTANT HOWLING | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Talk about rewriting history... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
GHOSTLY ROARING | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Well, looks like Farquaad's still trying to compensate for something. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
I wonder what that could be. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
I don't know, this is just plain freaky. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
I wonder if he's behind all this. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
That's just crazy talk! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
GHOSTLY CACKLING | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Sh! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
DONKEY GASPS | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Now I'm seeing things! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Can we get out of here, please? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Sure, of course! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Now, you wouldn't happen to have | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
another carriage in your pocket, would you? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Donkeys don't HAVE pockets! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
But some of us do have wings! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
WHISTLE ECHOES | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
CRUMBLING AND GROWLING | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-ROARING -Uh-oh, wrong dragon! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Wrong whistle! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
FIENDISH CACKLING | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Farquaad! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
What have you done with my wife?! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Your wife? Don't you mean your widow? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
I know I seen you die in the first movie! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
You fools! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
This time it's your turn to be the entree! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
OK, my sweet, take care of them! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Bon appetit! HE CACKLES | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-DONKEY WHISTLES -Will you stop that! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
DONKEY CONTINUES WHISTLING | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Shut it! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-BOTH: Argh! -You can go first! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
I'll be the dessert! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Oh, great(!) | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Whoo! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
That's my girl! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
DRAGON ROARS | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Hey, baby, I was hoping you'd show up! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-Princess at three o'clock! -Help! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-Hey, Princess! -Fiona! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Whoa! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
BOTH: Whoa-oa! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Waaaaargh! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
SHREK BREAKS WIND AND DRAGON GRUNTS | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Oops! Sorry! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-Whoa! -I'm coming in! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-Dive! Dive! -Dive! Dive! Dive! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
This is Red Dragon. We're going in. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Whoo! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
DRAGON ROARS | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Evasive action! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Lock and load! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Still... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
Still! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Fire now! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Attack wings, now! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Turn and burn! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Ha-ha, like I always say - | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
behind every successful donkey, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
there's a fire-breathing dragon. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
FARQUAAD CACKLES | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
You might as well stop struggling, Princess. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
Soon, you and I will be together for ever. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
With you as my spirit queen, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
I'll be king of the underworld! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Over my dead body! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Exactly! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Over she goes, Thelonious. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Thelonious?! -Sorry, Princess. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
No! Nitwit! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
-Not with you on it! -Huh? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
FIONA GRUNTS AND GROANS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
THELONIOUS GROANS LOUDLY | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Oh! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
Sorry, Thelonious! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Never mind him. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
See you on the other side, Princess. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Never! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
Stop playing hard to get! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-Stop it! -You know I'm irresistible. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-Ah! -Fiona! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Shrek! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Impossible! I thought they were dragon food! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
We'll save you! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
-Are you OK? -I think so. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
FARQUAAD LAUGHS FIENDISHLY | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
I don't think so! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
ALL: Whoa-oa-oa! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Splendid! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
They all fall for me sooner or later. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Cut! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Uh-oh! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
SHREK GROANS AND STRAINS | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
ALL: ARGH! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Fiona! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Yes? -My short, furry life is flashing before my eyes! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
-I love you! -I love you too! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
THEY SHRIEK | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-Ha-ha! -Whoo! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Yee-ha! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
FARQUAAD CONTINUES LAUGHING | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Fiona? My ghostly queen? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Where are you? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Right over here, sweetie. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Oh, my angel! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh, no! Not again! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-We've got a loaded dragon here... -..and we're not afraid to use it. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh, it was just a joke! Stay away from me! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Fire! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Noooooo! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
MULTIPLE VOICES WAIL | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
DRAGON SNORTS | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Thanks, Dragon. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
And thank you, Donkey. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
You truly are a noble steed. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Look at you, Donkey, all covered in fur - I love ye! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
-Shucks! -Oh! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
I'm think I'm going to cry. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Come on, baby, let's go home. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Let's go home and make some waffles! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Waffles? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
It's a long story... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Ah, finally, we're alone. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
SMOOCHING | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
VARIOUS VOICES: Awww! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
What are you doing?! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
Uh, nothing? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Ai-ai-ai-ai... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Let the honeymoon begin! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
FAIRY YELPS | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 |