Penguins of Madagascar


Penguins of Madagascar

Similar Content

Browse content similar to Penguins of Madagascar. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

Antarctica.

0:00:500:00:52

An inhospitable wasteland.

0:00:520:00:56

But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom...

0:00:560:00:59

we find life.

0:00:590:01:01

And not just any life.

0:01:080:01:09

Penguins!

0:01:140:01:16

Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life.

0:01:160:01:20

Look at them...

0:01:220:01:24

tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.

0:01:240:01:26

Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...

0:01:260:01:29

Seriously?!

0:01:290:01:30

Does anyone even know where we're marching to?

0:01:300:01:33

-Who cares?

-I question nothing.

0:01:330:01:35

-Me, too.

-Me, too!

0:01:350:01:36

Well, fine!

0:01:360:01:37

We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves.

0:01:370:01:40

Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.

0:01:400:01:43

Here we go! Doing it! Come on!

0:01:450:01:47

Skipper, we appear to be flightless.

0:01:470:01:49

Well, what's the point of these?

0:01:490:01:51

I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!

0:01:550:01:58

What are we going to call it? Let's call it the "high-one".

0:02:000:02:04

Hey, did anybody see that? That's an egg!

0:02:050:02:07

Is someone going to go get it?

0:02:070:02:08

We can't do that.

0:02:080:02:10

Why not?

0:02:100:02:11

Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.

0:02:110:02:15

You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.

0:02:150:02:17

Yeah! Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us?

0:02:170:02:20

CHATTERING AND SQUEAKING

0:02:200:02:23

Well, sorry, kid. We lose a few eggs every year.

0:02:230:02:26

It's just nature.

0:02:260:02:27

Oh, right. Nature.

0:02:270:02:29

I guess that makes sense...

0:02:290:02:31

but something...

0:02:310:02:33

but something deep down in my gut

0:02:330:02:35

tells me that it makes no sense at all.

0:02:350:02:38

You know what? I reject nature!

0:02:380:02:41

PENGUINS GASP

0:02:410:02:43

Who's with me?

0:02:430:02:45

Aaaaaargh!

0:02:450:02:47

Aaargh!

0:03:020:03:03

Ha-ha!

0:03:030:03:06

THEY GASP

0:03:110:03:12

THEY GASP

0:03:170:03:18

THEY EXHALE IN RELIEF

0:03:220:03:24

The old ship. No-one's ever returned from there alive.

0:03:260:03:30

Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now.

0:03:320:03:34

Look, he's fine.

0:03:340:03:36

Leopard seals. Nature's snakes.

0:03:390:03:42

Aren't snakes nature's snakes?

0:03:420:03:43

How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra!

0:03:430:03:46

They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP!

0:03:480:03:51

All one would have to do is collect 300 feet of kelp...

0:03:510:03:54

Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear.

0:03:540:03:59

They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die.

0:03:590:04:04

Gunter, give them a shove.

0:04:040:04:06

..harnessing the jellyfish we've trained

0:04:070:04:09

to obey simple voice commands.

0:04:090:04:10

ALL: Aaaargh!

0:04:100:04:12

Now, that's more like it!

0:04:120:04:13

Attaboy, Rico!

0:04:260:04:27

Don't let them have it!

0:04:270:04:29

OK! I guess that works.

0:04:310:04:33

Get to high ground!

0:04:370:04:38

Booyah!

0:04:440:04:45

Success!

0:04:450:04:46

I'd recommend firing it now!

0:04:500:04:52

Nope. Hold on.

0:04:520:04:53

We really should fire it!

0:04:530:04:54

Not till we see the white of its eyes.

0:04:540:04:56

They're mostly pupil. Very little white! Almost none!

0:04:560:04:59

-They've got to have a little bit of white, right?

-None whatsoever!

0:04:590:05:01

What if they look really far to the left?

0:05:010:05:04

Fire in the hole!

0:05:050:05:07

THEY SCREAM

0:05:070:05:10

Kowalski, analysis?

0:05:220:05:26

We are really...

0:05:260:05:27

awesome at this!

0:05:270:05:29

Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished.

0:05:300:05:33

Hey, we could do our thing! High-one!

0:05:330:05:37

Yes!

0:05:370:05:38

-My bad!

-Uh-oh!

0:05:440:05:45

Look, it's the miracle of birth!

0:05:470:05:50

A moment of extraordinary beauty.

0:05:530:05:55

CRUNCHING SQUELCH

0:05:550:05:57

That's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!

0:05:570:06:01

BABY PENGUIN GIGGLES

0:06:010:06:03

ALL: Oh!

0:06:030:06:05

-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-Hello! Are you my family?

0:06:080:06:11

You don't have a family and we're all going to die. Sorry.

0:06:220:06:25

What?

0:06:250:06:27

What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.

0:06:270:06:29

No-one's going to die!

0:06:290:06:31

Know what you've got, kid?

0:06:310:06:33

You've got us.

0:06:330:06:34

We've got each other.

0:06:340:06:36

If that ain't a family, I don't know what is.

0:06:360:06:39

So adorable.

0:06:430:06:45

Kowalski, what's our trajectory?

0:06:450:06:48

95% certain we're still doomed.

0:06:480:06:50

And the other 5%?

0:06:500:06:52

Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.

0:06:520:06:55

I'll take that action.

0:06:550:06:57

But where are we going?

0:06:570:06:58

The future, boys.

0:06:580:07:00

The glorious future.

0:07:000:07:02

# I like to move it Move it... #

0:07:070:07:11

That song!

0:07:110:07:12

I swear, it's going to make me lose my salmon.

0:07:120:07:15

Singing getting louder, Skipper.

0:07:150:07:17

Then move faster!

0:07:170:07:18

And somebody get that wig off Private!

0:07:180:07:20

Kowalski, status report!

0:07:230:07:25

I am really getting tired of this song.

0:07:250:07:27

Well, the best part of owning a circus...

0:07:290:07:32

is you can transport a cannon over state lines.

0:07:320:07:35

Ten years ago, on this very day, a tiny egg hatched...

0:07:480:07:52

and our world got a little bit cuter.

0:07:520:07:55

So, tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday...

0:07:550:07:59

by infiltrating the United States gold depository...

0:07:590:08:03

-at Fort Knox!

-Splendid!

0:08:030:08:05

-What?

-There she is, boys!

0:08:050:08:08

The object of our unholy desire,

0:08:080:08:10

the butter on our biscuit,

0:08:100:08:11

-the royal flush...

-Skipper?

0:08:110:08:13

Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?

0:08:130:08:16

Sorry. Please continue.

0:08:160:08:17

The moment's gone. Private ruined it.

0:08:170:08:19

Sir, we're approaching our target.

0:08:190:08:21

Skipper, I really don't...

0:08:240:08:25

Are you questioning my leadership, Private?

0:08:250:08:27

-No, sir.

-Too bad.

0:08:270:08:29

Because I respect a soldier with some moxie.

0:08:290:08:32

Really? Then I really think...

0:08:320:08:33

Whoa, whoa! Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth!

0:08:330:08:37

Look at you. Still so adorable.

0:08:370:08:40

WHISPERS: Fire in the hole!

0:08:410:08:43

'Eight o'clock. Night-night time!'

0:08:480:08:51

What?

0:08:510:08:52

SECURITY GUARD SNORES

0:08:520:08:55

Private, come on!

0:08:550:08:57

'Please enter passcode.'

0:09:040:09:06

Kowalski, you're up.

0:09:060:09:08

'Please enter passcode.'

0:09:080:09:09

Rico, sonic incursion device.

0:09:090:09:13

PLAYS FAST BLUEGRASS MUSIC

0:09:130:09:15

Oh, come on. You're kidding, right?

0:09:150:09:17

Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.

0:09:170:09:20

-ENTRY SYSTEM:

-'Y'all come in now, you hear? Have yourself a ice tea.'

0:09:200:09:24

Private, if you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world...

0:09:380:09:42

what would it be?

0:09:420:09:44

Well, gee, Skipper,

0:09:440:09:45

I think, to be a meaningful and valued member of this team.

0:09:450:09:48

Oh, well, we got you something else.

0:09:480:09:50

A vending machine?

0:09:530:09:54

Not just any vending machine, Private.

0:09:540:09:56

The last remaining home in America's nanny state

0:09:560:09:59

for those succulent, but chemically hazardous

0:09:590:10:02

bits of puffed heaven called...

0:10:020:10:04

Cheezy Dibbles!

0:10:050:10:07

Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp.

0:10:070:10:10

Thank you!

0:10:110:10:13

You mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns, Private.

0:10:190:10:22

Now hit that machine and get your present.

0:10:220:10:24

We just broke into the most secure facility in North America.

0:10:270:10:32

You know what that means?

0:10:320:10:33

We're wanted criminals who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives,

0:10:330:10:36

always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?

0:10:360:10:39

No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitist of the elite.

0:10:390:10:43

Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one.

0:10:430:10:47

Where'd Private go?

0:10:490:10:50

There he is. D-3.

0:10:520:10:54

Oh, Private. How much is he?

0:10:540:10:55

He's 3.50, sir.

0:10:550:10:57

That's outrageous, even for Private.

0:10:570:11:00

Sir, the machine is alive!

0:11:010:11:03

I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine.

0:11:040:11:07

Or your prices!

0:11:070:11:09

Release them!

0:11:090:11:10

What the...?

0:11:150:11:17

Kowalski, analysis!

0:12:110:12:13

-All evidence indicates...

-HIS STOMACH GURGLES

0:12:130:12:16

..I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.

0:12:160:12:18

We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty.

0:12:190:12:22

Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison.

0:12:220:12:25

Nice work, Rico!

0:12:280:12:30

You are a meaningful and valued member of this team.

0:12:300:12:33

Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging.

0:12:480:12:51

Dark and ominous.

0:12:530:12:55

Two of my least favourite traits in a room.

0:12:550:12:58

Look! A button.

0:12:580:12:59

Private, don't!

0:12:590:13:00

Now, what have I told you about...

0:13:030:13:05

Sorry, what?

0:13:050:13:06

It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir.

0:13:130:13:17

-Another one!

-ALL: No!

0:13:200:13:22

-What the...?

-Naughty, naughty!

0:13:250:13:27

Pretty birds belong in their cages.

0:13:300:13:33

Now, that's just hurtful.

0:13:490:13:52

And I was so happy to see you again.

0:13:520:13:54

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...

0:13:550:13:59

..and sweet little Private.

0:14:000:14:02

Who are you?

0:14:030:14:05

The humans know me as Dr Octavius Brine,

0:14:050:14:08

renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast

0:14:080:14:12

and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.

0:14:120:14:16

But you know me by a different, much older name.

0:14:160:14:20

A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again.

0:14:200:14:25

A phantom!

0:14:250:14:26

A shadow of a former life.

0:14:260:14:29

I...

0:14:290:14:30

am...

0:14:300:14:32

Dave!

0:14:320:14:34

-Kowalski?

-Sorry, sir. No clue.

0:14:380:14:40

Dave!

0:14:420:14:44

-Dave!

-Dave?

0:14:440:14:46

-Dave?

-Dave!

0:14:460:14:48

Dave.

0:14:480:14:50

Dave!

0:14:500:14:51

RICO GRUNTS

0:14:510:14:52

CRICKET CHIRRUPS

0:14:540:14:55

Sorry.

0:14:580:14:59

Wait, wait. I live this way.

0:14:590:15:02

Go ahead, Dan. Continue.

0:15:060:15:07

You seriously don't remember me?

0:15:070:15:10

Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time!

0:15:110:15:16

How's the wife?

0:15:160:15:17

I've never been married!

0:15:180:15:21

You may not remember me,

0:15:210:15:23

but I could never forget you.

0:15:230:15:26

Let's shake up some old memories.

0:15:260:15:29

New York City.

0:15:290:15:31

The Central Park Zoo. Life was good.

0:15:330:15:38

'Roomy tank...

0:15:380:15:39

'great location...

0:15:390:15:41

'monkey-house views.

0:15:410:15:44

'And, of course...

0:15:440:15:46

'my adoring legion of fans!'

0:15:460:15:48

Cool!

0:15:480:15:49

'Dave!

0:15:490:15:50

'The octopus of a thousand tricks.'

0:15:500:15:53

Awesome!

0:15:540:15:55

'I was the total package.'

0:15:550:15:57

-Wow!

-Hey, kids! You got to see this! Get up here, quick!

0:15:570:16:01

'And then, you arrived...'

0:16:020:16:04

They're so adorable!

0:16:040:16:07

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

0:16:070:16:10

'..and took everything from me.'

0:16:100:16:13

-They are so adorable.

-Have you ever seen anything cuter?

0:16:130:16:16

'Four adorable baby penguins.

0:16:180:16:20

'With you around, no-one wanted an old octopus any more.

0:16:200:16:25

'"Out you go, Dave!"

0:16:250:16:27

'And so it went, over and over,

0:16:280:16:31

'at zoo after aquarium.'

0:16:310:16:34

I can't see the penguins, man!

0:16:340:16:35

'Adorable penguins stole the show...

0:16:350:16:37

'..while I was shunned.'

0:16:430:16:45

TOILET FLUSHES

0:16:450:16:47

'Forgotten.

0:16:470:16:48

'Unwanted.'

0:16:520:16:54

Alone.

0:16:570:16:59

That sounds awful!

0:17:020:17:04

Oh, it was.

0:17:040:17:07

I came to realise, some creatures are born to get all the love.

0:17:070:17:12

The rest of us get nothing.

0:17:120:17:14

The only thing that has kept me going all these years

0:17:140:17:19

is my burning thirst for revenge!

0:17:190:17:22

And my precious souvenir snowglobe collection.

0:17:230:17:26

CLANKING

0:17:260:17:28

What is wrong with you?!

0:17:310:17:33

Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't blame us for what happened to you.

0:17:360:17:39

Can! That's how this whole revenge thing works!

0:17:400:17:44

And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you!

0:17:440:17:49

Crikey!

0:17:490:17:50

Nicolas, cage them.

0:17:560:17:59

I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.

0:17:590:18:01

You messed with the wrong birds

0:18:010:18:03

because we are an elite unit, the best of the best.

0:18:030:18:06

The cream of the corn on a platinum cob!

0:18:060:18:09

And we're going to take your deadly green goop

0:18:090:18:11

and sashay right out the exit hatch.

0:18:110:18:14

And just how are you going to do that?

0:18:140:18:17

Deploy secret weapon!

0:18:170:18:19

RICO BELCHES

0:18:190:18:21

The cheese, it burns!

0:18:210:18:23

Roll out!

0:18:230:18:24

After them!

0:18:300:18:31

All right, boys, it's just like Cuba!

0:18:350:18:37

Taxi!

0:18:370:18:39

How about some music? Something chase-y!

0:18:440:18:47

HE PLAYS QUICKLY

0:18:470:18:49

Here they come!

0:18:490:18:51

Let's move!

0:18:520:18:53

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again! Stroke some more!

0:18:530:18:56

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

0:18:580:19:00

Sorry!

0:19:000:19:02

GONDOLIER SHOUTS IN ITALIAN

0:19:020:19:05

We've got baddies, six o'clock!

0:19:100:19:12

Kowalski, battle formation!

0:19:120:19:14

So, you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo?

0:19:180:19:20

Let's dance!

0:19:210:19:23

Mother of pearl, that stings! I've lost visual!

0:19:230:19:26

-Kowalski, be my eyes!

-Left!

0:19:270:19:29

Right, right! Up!

0:19:290:19:31

Duck!

0:19:310:19:32

I think I got them.

0:19:350:19:36

They are down, sir.

0:19:360:19:37

Excelente!

0:19:370:19:38

-Skipper!

-They're back up and we are running out of canal!

0:19:450:19:49

Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.

0:19:490:19:50

-Will you marry...

-What?

0:19:550:19:56

We've lost engine one!

0:20:020:20:03

-And two and three!

-Four!

0:20:060:20:08

Switch to emergency power!

0:20:100:20:11

Aye-aye, Skipper!

0:20:110:20:13

We've got melons! Dead ahead!

0:20:200:20:22

I can see! Rico, the glowy thing!

0:20:320:20:35

Venetian blinded again!

0:20:360:20:38

We've been boarded! Initiate self-destruct sequence!

0:20:430:20:46

Nice!

0:20:480:20:49

Whee!

0:20:490:20:50

Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence.

0:20:500:20:53

HE PLAYS WESTERN SHOOT-OUT MUSIC

0:20:580:21:00

All right, boys, battle stance!

0:21:000:21:03

We're in battle stance, sir.

0:21:030:21:05

OK, good. Now we spring our trap.

0:21:060:21:10

I'm not sure THEY'RE the ones that are trapped, sir.

0:21:110:21:14

Kowalski, remember our little talk about true but unhelpful comments?

0:21:140:21:18

-Yes, sir.

-Sometimes we just have to wing it!

0:21:180:21:20

Wow.

0:21:230:21:24

Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.

0:21:370:21:39

It's OK, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again.

0:21:390:21:43

Now, what the heck is going on?!

0:21:430:21:44

Remain calm, penguins.

0:21:490:21:50

You are now under the protection of the North Wind.

0:21:520:21:54

You're welcome.

0:21:550:21:57

Oh, my gosh!

0:22:040:22:05

You guys are so cute!

0:22:050:22:08

You're just so cute!

0:22:080:22:09

And cuddly!

0:22:100:22:13

Hey, get away! No more hugs!

0:22:130:22:15

It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs.

0:22:150:22:18

Corporal!

0:22:180:22:19

Corporal! Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters.

0:22:190:22:23

Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses.

0:22:250:22:27

Private, Dibble me.

0:22:270:22:29

We're not going anywhere with you.

0:22:320:22:34

We don't even know who the heck you are!

0:22:340:22:37

The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...

0:22:370:22:40

HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY

0:22:400:22:41

The North Wind is an elite un...

0:22:410:22:43

HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY

0:22:430:22:45

An elite undercover interspecies...

0:22:450:22:48

task...

0:22:480:22:49

force, dedicated to he...

0:22:490:22:51

..helping...

0:22:530:22:55

-Dedicated to helping...

-SKIPPER CRUNCHES LOUDLY

0:22:550:22:58

Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves.

0:22:580:23:01

Like penguins.

0:23:030:23:04

Really? And you are?

0:23:040:23:06

My name is classified.

0:23:060:23:07

Classified, eh? What is that, Dutch? Can't really hear the accent.

0:23:070:23:11

-Excuse me?

-There's the accent!

0:23:110:23:13

My name isn't Classified.

0:23:130:23:14

My name is classified, because I am the leader of this strike team.

0:23:140:23:18

The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives.

0:23:180:23:20

The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.

0:23:200:23:22

And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.

0:23:220:23:25

Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too.

0:23:250:23:29

-COMPUTER:

-'Self-destruct sequence activated.'

0:23:290:23:32

You know, you should really label these things.

0:23:320:23:34

'In three...two...one...'

0:23:340:23:36

The name's Skipper. I run this outfit.

0:23:360:23:38

Back there is Kowalski.

0:23:380:23:40

He's the brains of our operation.

0:23:400:23:42

Say something smart, Kowalski.

0:23:420:23:43

Er...

0:23:430:23:45

See? He's working on a whole other level.

0:23:490:23:52

And Rico.

0:23:520:23:53

He's our demolition expert.

0:23:530:23:54

He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it.

0:23:560:23:59

No reason at all.

0:23:590:24:00

And then there's Private.

0:24:000:24:02

He's sort of our, you know...

0:24:030:24:05

secretary/mascot.

0:24:050:24:07

-Cute.

-And cuddly.

0:24:080:24:11

Oh, sorry.

0:24:110:24:12

Let's see how well "cute and cuddly" handles this next bit.

0:24:120:24:15

Nice doggy door!

0:24:260:24:28

-PRIVATE:

-Wow! Look at this!

0:24:340:24:38

SKIPPER: Well, well, well.

0:24:380:24:40

Not a bad place you got here, Classified.

0:24:400:24:43

Thank you. That's not my name.

0:24:430:24:45

'Arrival, Pad 17.'

0:24:450:24:47

All right, tiny penguins.

0:24:470:24:49

The best way for the North Wind to protect

0:24:490:24:51

helpless animals like yourselves

0:24:510:24:53

is to bring Dr Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub,

0:24:530:24:56

so I need to know everything you know.

0:24:560:24:58

-Yee-hoo!

-Ha-ha!

-Whee!

0:24:590:25:02

ALL: Hey!

0:25:020:25:03

Just tell me everything you know.

0:25:030:25:06

All right.

0:25:060:25:07

Numero uno.

0:25:070:25:08

Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.

0:25:080:25:10

Tulip fight...

0:25:100:25:12

-Canada is secretly training an army of sasquatch.

-Sasquatch...

0:25:120:25:15

Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17% actual dog.

0:25:150:25:18

Not "everything" everything!

0:25:180:25:21

Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr Octavius Brine.

0:25:210:25:24

Ah!

0:25:240:25:26

-Why didn't you say so?

-What?

0:25:260:25:27

My team has uncovered that Dr Octavius Brine...

0:25:270:25:30

is actually an individual known as Derek!

0:25:300:25:33

-WHISPERS:

-Dave.

-..as Dave, the octopus.

0:25:330:25:35

An octopus?

0:25:350:25:37

-LAUGHING:

-No, Dr Brine is not an octopus. He is...

0:25:370:25:39

An octopus. Precisely.

0:25:390:25:41

That's exactly what our intel indicated.

0:25:410:25:45

-WHISPERS:

-Release the sheep.

0:25:450:25:46

What you, of course, could not know is that Dr Brine's laboratory

0:25:490:25:52

in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon

0:25:520:25:55

called the Medusa Serum.

0:25:550:25:59

But what you don't know

0:25:590:26:00

-is that Dirk...

-Dave.

0:26:000:26:01

..Dave won't be using his Bazooka Serum...

0:26:010:26:04

-Medusa Serum.

-..Medusa Serum on anybody.

0:26:040:26:06

That part is accurate.

0:26:060:26:07

Show him, Rico!

0:26:070:26:09

You stole the Medusa Serum?

0:26:130:26:15

Well, stole the serum, saved the day, did your job for you...

0:26:150:26:18

Call it what you will.

0:26:180:26:20

Debbie!

0:26:210:26:22

-Dave.

-Dave!

0:26:220:26:24

He hacked into our system.

0:26:240:26:27

Where's the sound?

0:26:280:26:29

-Dave! Your microphone, it's not on.

-I can't hear anything.

0:26:300:26:33

Click on the picture of the microphone.

0:26:330:26:35

Every time a villain calls in, this happens!

0:26:350:26:37

Hello? Hello?

0:26:370:26:38

Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you.

0:26:380:26:40

-Every time!

-It's like talking to my parents.

0:26:400:26:42

How about now?

0:26:420:26:44

Yes, we've got you.

0:26:440:26:46

Excellent. Now, where was I?

0:26:460:26:47

DAVE CACKLES

0:26:470:26:49

Dave!

0:26:490:26:51

Greetings, North Wind.

0:26:510:26:53

I see you've met my old zoo-mates.

0:26:530:26:55

We were never mates. There was no mating.

0:26:550:26:58

Turn yourself in, David.

0:26:580:27:00

You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum.

0:27:000:27:03

-You? You didn't steal that!

-It's over.

0:27:030:27:05

It's over?

0:27:050:27:07

Then why did I call you?

0:27:070:27:10

Weird.

0:27:100:27:12

Oh! Maybe it was to show you this!

0:27:120:27:15

That is a lot of serum for four penguins.

0:27:150:27:18

Oh, you thought this was just about you four?

0:27:180:27:22

No! No, no, no.

0:27:220:27:24

We're just getting started.

0:27:240:27:26

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping...

0:27:270:27:32

for revenge!

0:27:320:27:35

COMPUTER BEEPS

0:27:350:27:36

COMPUTER BEEPS AGAIN

0:27:360:27:37

Wait. How do you...?

0:27:370:27:40

-What do I push?

-OCTOPUS BABBLES

0:27:400:27:42

-Is it the red, or...

-OCTOPUS BABBLES

0:27:420:27:44

I thought it was the... It's not this?

0:27:440:27:46

Incoming alert!

0:27:490:27:50

Put it on the screen.

0:27:500:27:52

The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing.

0:27:520:27:54

Dave is kidnapping other penguins!

0:27:540:27:56

No doubt cute and cuddly!

0:27:560:27:58

BOTH: We have to move! What?!

0:27:580:28:00

-Time for our A-game!

-Everybody, huddle up!

0:28:000:28:02

Corporal, ready the jet.

0:28:020:28:03

I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta.

0:28:030:28:06

12 more penguins taken from London Zoo.

0:28:060:28:08

OK, boys, this is it,

0:28:080:28:10

the mission we've been preparing for our entire lives.

0:28:100:28:13

We're going to take down Dave, or die trying!

0:28:130:28:16

-Kowalski, cancel our improv class!

-Yes, sir.

0:28:160:28:18

Rico, equipify!

0:28:180:28:19

Private, do that little thing I like.

0:28:190:28:21

SKIPPER LAUGHS

0:28:210:28:22

It's still funny.

0:28:220:28:23

Skipper! Good news!

0:28:230:28:25

I got them to credit our class!

0:28:250:28:27

Sir, the jet is ready.

0:28:270:28:28

Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl XIX!

0:28:280:28:31

They're stealing my stuff!

0:28:310:28:33

No! This mission has no place for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins.

0:28:330:28:37

-Who are you calling pathetic?

-Enough!

0:28:370:28:39

See, Rico? That's why you can't have nice things.

0:28:420:28:45

RICO SNORES

0:28:450:28:46

You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself.

0:28:460:28:50

KOWALSKI SNORES

0:28:500:28:52

Put on your jammies, penguin(!)

0:28:590:29:01

They are even cute when they're asleep.

0:29:030:29:05

Not to me!

0:29:050:29:06

I want these butterballs out of my way, and out of my mission.

0:29:060:29:10

Ship them to one of our safe houses,

0:29:100:29:12

the most remote place on the planet.

0:29:120:29:15

Where the heck are we?

0:29:200:29:22

Oxygen content is low.

0:29:220:29:25

I suggest we limit our breathing.

0:29:250:29:27

SQUEAKY FLATULENCE

0:29:270:29:29

Private!

0:29:290:29:30

THEY GASP FOR AIR

0:29:300:29:33

Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.

0:29:330:29:35

-Toot sweet! He does!

-We must be on a plane!

0:29:350:29:37

What did North Wind do to us?

0:29:390:29:42

They gave us badges!

0:29:420:29:45

Not badges, tranquilizer darts!

0:29:450:29:48

Classified!

0:29:480:29:49

That low-down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission!

0:29:490:29:53

He thinks we can't save the penguins,

0:29:530:29:55

because we're just "penguins".

0:29:550:29:57

Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're us!

0:29:570:30:00

And if anyone's going to save us...

0:30:000:30:02

it's us.

0:30:020:30:03

But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up.

0:30:030:30:06

That pretty much limits our options.

0:30:060:30:08

I make my own options.

0:30:080:30:10

Brilliant move, Skipper.

0:30:160:30:17

But now we seem to be outside the plane.

0:30:170:30:19

I kind of got caught up in the moment!

0:30:190:30:22

Well, hindsight's 20/20.

0:30:220:30:24

OK, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.

0:30:240:30:28

Oh! Why don't we catch that plane?

0:30:280:30:30

Bird strike, log it.

0:30:320:30:33

We've got another target, at 12 o'clock.

0:30:340:30:37

Good, it's only 11.30.

0:30:370:30:39

Follow me, boys, we're going in hot!

0:30:390:30:42

Hot, hot!

0:30:430:30:44

No-one likes a show-off, Private.

0:30:440:30:46

Aim for first class!

0:30:460:30:48

I'm OK!

0:30:530:30:55

Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?

0:30:550:30:57

From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris.

0:30:570:31:00

France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!

0:31:000:31:03

Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer.

0:31:030:31:05

-Affirmative!

-Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!

0:31:050:31:08

-We're out of peanuts, Skipper!

-Try pretzels, Private.

0:31:080:31:10

Bingo!

0:31:120:31:13

There's our ride, boys.

0:31:130:31:15

Can't stay, doll.

0:31:150:31:17

Danger is my mistress.

0:31:170:31:19

Rico, more height!

0:31:190:31:21

Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels! We're out of pretzels!

0:31:210:31:24

Then we're leaving just in time, cos these folks are going to freak!

0:31:240:31:28

Deploy flaps!

0:31:280:31:29

Stay on target!

0:31:300:31:32

We're going to catch it! We're going to catch it!

0:31:330:31:36

Crikey! We're not going to catch it!

0:31:360:31:38

Wait a minute. Where's Skipper?

0:31:380:31:40

Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys!

0:31:420:31:46

Going long!

0:31:460:31:47

Private, stop playing with those backpacks.

0:31:500:31:53

Find something useful!

0:31:530:31:54

Now we're talking! Let's get to work.

0:31:550:31:58

400 metres.

0:31:580:31:59

300 metres.

0:31:590:32:01

Speak American, Kowalski!

0:32:010:32:03

Sorry, sir. 218 yards.

0:32:030:32:05

109 yards.

0:32:050:32:06

OK, then.

0:32:140:32:16

It's clear what we need to do next.

0:32:160:32:18

That feels right!

0:32:230:32:25

Impressive bouncing, boys.

0:32:250:32:27

Now, then, back to civilisation.

0:32:270:32:29

If we're going to take Dexter down,

0:32:290:32:31

we need to know where he's going to strike next.

0:32:310:32:34

UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS

0:32:340:32:37

ALL: Goal!

0:32:460:32:48

WHISTLE BLOWS Huh?

0:32:480:32:51

Elijah, would you please take them away?

0:32:520:32:55

Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave.

0:33:060:33:09

Blast it! He's gone!

0:33:090:33:11

So many penguins!

0:33:110:33:13

-Boss! He's stress-eating again!

-Corporal!

0:33:150:33:17

-There, there.

-Rub the angry out of the tummy.

0:33:170:33:20

Corporal!

0:33:200:33:21

Focus!

0:33:210:33:23

We are going to save those helpless penguins

0:33:230:33:26

because we are the North Wind

0:33:260:33:29

and no-one,

0:33:290:33:30

NO-ONE breaks the Wind.

0:33:300:33:34

No-one breaks the Wind.

0:33:350:33:38

There's a good Corporal.

0:33:380:33:39

Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we?

0:33:390:33:41

Shipped them off, all cosy and snug, to a Madagascar safe...

0:33:410:33:44

-ALARM BEEPS

-How come there's beeping?

0:33:440:33:45

Sir, those penguins...

0:33:450:33:48

they never made it to Madagascar.

0:33:480:33:50

What? Well, where the dickens are they?

0:33:500:33:53

Kowalski, what are our coordinates?

0:33:570:33:59

From my calculations, we've arrived in the centre of Dublin, Ireland.

0:33:590:34:03

All right, soldiers, we've got to blend in. Riverdance!

0:34:060:34:09

But no time to kiss the Blarney Stone, boys.

0:34:150:34:18

We need to find intel on Dave's location.

0:34:180:34:20

Pronto!

0:34:200:34:21

Ah-ha!

0:34:230:34:24

All right, you! Where's Dave? Give us the goods!

0:34:270:34:29

Spit it out! Don't make me use me shillelagh!

0:34:290:34:32

Sir, that's a baby squid.

0:34:320:34:33

Sorry, laddie.

0:34:380:34:39

Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue.

0:34:400:34:44

Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish.

0:34:440:34:46

-Skipper, look!

-Huh?

0:34:460:34:48

Begorra!

0:34:510:34:53

Does anyone speak Gaelic?

0:34:530:34:54

No, but it looks like Dave's been busy.

0:34:540:34:57

He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!

0:34:570:34:59

-Madrid!

-Paris!

0:34:590:35:01

Athens!

0:35:010:35:02

Bangalore!

0:35:020:35:04

-Dusseldorf!

-Osaka!

-Rio de Janeiro!

0:35:040:35:07

-Nairobi!

-Amsterdam!

0:35:070:35:09

Baton Rouge!

0:35:090:35:10

Dave's snowglobe collection!

0:35:100:35:13

It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of!

0:35:130:35:16

Don't tell me where he has been.

0:35:160:35:18

Tell me where he will have has been next.

0:35:180:35:21

Wait, what is it, Rico?

0:35:210:35:23

It's a book! It's a film! It's a play! First word...

0:35:230:35:25

Two syllables. Sounds like "hurgh".

0:35:250:35:28

Sounds like..."heurgh".

0:35:280:35:30

What starts with heurgh?

0:35:300:35:32

Shanghai.

0:35:380:35:40

Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper.

0:35:400:35:42

If we hurry, we can still stop him.

0:35:420:35:44

Nice work, Rico!

0:35:440:35:45

Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand!

0:35:450:35:49

So, this is it.

0:36:030:36:04

Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district.

0:36:040:36:08

Skipper, look!

0:36:080:36:09

I see you, Private.

0:36:090:36:11

Who's the big boy standing on his tippy-toes?

0:36:110:36:14

-No, I mean...

-I just want to eat you up!

0:36:140:36:16

Skipper, look! Above Private!

0:36:160:36:18

Dave's next target. Shanghai's famous Mermaid Penguins.

0:36:180:36:21

Good eye, Kowalski! And once again,

0:36:210:36:24

you've proved that you are

0:36:240:36:25

a meaningful and valued member of this team.

0:36:250:36:27

PRIVATE SIGHS

0:36:270:36:29

-ANNOUNCER:

-Ladies and gentlemen,

0:36:290:36:31

Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present

0:36:310:36:34

our world-famous Mermaid Penguins!

0:36:340:36:38

CHEERING

0:36:380:36:40

Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance

0:36:400:36:43

to all the missing penguins around the world.

0:36:430:36:45

Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are.

0:36:450:36:48

And we hope you come home real soon.

0:36:480:36:50

Now, keep those eyes roving, boys.

0:36:550:36:57

Dave is a master of disguise.

0:36:570:37:00

He could be a small child, a house plant.

0:37:000:37:02

Maybe even you, or me!

0:37:020:37:04

Is it you, Kowalski?

0:37:040:37:06

Hey, hold on.

0:37:060:37:07

Wait a minute.

0:37:120:37:13

Bingo! Nice try, Dave.

0:37:150:37:17

Operation Flash, Splash And Crash is a go.

0:37:170:37:20

Splendid! Take positions.

0:37:200:37:23

'Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes.'

0:37:230:37:26

Target, 30 yards and closing.

0:37:340:37:36

In position, Skipper.

0:37:370:37:39

'Rico, report.'

0:37:390:37:41

In position.

0:37:410:37:42

-And for you, Private...

-Yes, Skipper!

0:37:420:37:44

-Here's your mermaid costume.

-What?

0:37:440:37:46

We need a diversion.

0:37:460:37:48

And, frankly, you're the only one who can pull off that look.

0:37:480:37:50

But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team.

0:37:500:37:54

Really help the team!

0:37:540:37:55

If you think I'm ready, which I am!

0:37:550:37:58

Assuming you agree, and perhaps even...

0:37:580:38:01

if you don't.

0:38:010:38:03

I like the moxie, soldier,

0:38:030:38:05

but right now, I need a tail on that tush and the cutest smile you've got.

0:38:050:38:10

You trust me, soldier?

0:38:100:38:12

Aye-aye, Skipper...

0:38:140:38:16

Hey, it's feeding time!

0:38:160:38:18

Target, ten yards from flashpoint.

0:38:200:38:22

Private, you're up.

0:38:220:38:24

You just MERMAID my day!

0:38:250:38:28

Flash is a go!

0:38:280:38:29

Look! They let one of the mermaids out of the tank!

0:38:300:38:32

Oh, she's so cute!

0:38:320:38:33

It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!

0:38:330:38:35

Shields up!

0:38:350:38:37

Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash.

0:38:410:38:43

Yeah, yeah!

0:38:450:38:46

CHILDREN CHEER

0:39:020:39:05

What are you doing out here, cutie?

0:39:100:39:12

Come on, back in your tank.

0:39:120:39:13

Secure the mermaids, and find me...

0:39:170:39:18

David the octopus.

0:39:210:39:22

A little late, North Wind.

0:39:250:39:27

Mission accomplished.

0:39:290:39:31

High-one!

0:39:310:39:32

Corporal, take OUR prisoner,

0:39:330:39:35

the one that belongs to US, into custody.

0:39:350:39:37

SUIT SQUEAKILY DEFLATES

0:39:370:39:39

What? You melted him?! You birds are sick!

0:39:390:39:41

He's going in through the pipes!

0:39:430:39:46

Skipper!

0:39:500:39:51

Private? Private!

0:39:510:39:53

You've got to get out of there!

0:39:530:39:56

No, no, no! No, no, no! Private!

0:39:560:39:58

Skipper!

0:39:580:39:59

Private!

0:39:590:40:01

-Help!

-No!

0:40:010:40:02

Here we go!

0:40:040:40:05

Move, move, move!

0:40:050:40:07

He's got Private!

0:40:100:40:12

He's getting away! He's getting away!

0:40:120:40:13

Skipper! The North Wind's plane!

0:40:130:40:15

Sweet chariot of the gods!

0:40:150:40:17

But can you fly it, man?

0:40:170:40:18

There's only one way to find out.

0:40:180:40:21

No...

0:40:240:40:26

I, er, still can't read.

0:40:260:40:28

Then we're going off-book.

0:40:280:40:29

No! No, no, no!

0:40:370:40:38

Too much, too much, too much!

0:40:410:40:43

I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper.

0:40:500:40:52

Good! We're coming for you, Private!

0:40:530:40:55

Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape!

0:40:570:41:01

Eva, secure transport.

0:41:010:41:02

Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride!

0:41:020:41:04

Fire!

0:41:110:41:12

Go, fetch!

0:41:150:41:16

Hold her steady!

0:41:300:41:31

Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy.

0:41:410:41:44

Curse our heavily Cheeze-Dibbled diet!

0:41:440:41:46

Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale!

0:41:460:41:49

-Yeah, yeah!

-Everything must go!

0:41:490:41:51

Huh? What the...?

0:41:550:41:56

-That's everything, sir.

-Have you purged the chemical toilet?

0:41:590:42:02

-But Rico was in there for 15 minutes!

-Just do it!

0:42:020:42:06

No!

0:42:060:42:07

-SPLASH!

-Urgh!

0:42:070:42:08

-'Self-destruct sequence, in five...'

-Private!

0:42:200:42:22

-Stay strong, soldier!

-'..four...three...two...

0:42:220:42:26

'one...'

0:42:260:42:28

Skipper's log -

0:42:440:42:47

Private has been kidnapped by Dave...

0:42:470:42:50

while we have been cast adrift for what seems like days.

0:42:500:42:55

No rations, fresh water...

0:42:550:42:57

HE COUGHS

0:42:570:42:59

..or land in sight.

0:42:590:43:00

Kowalski's sick as a dog...

0:43:030:43:04

KOWALSKI VOMITS

0:43:040:43:06

..and Rico...

0:43:060:43:07

keeps trying to eat him.

0:43:070:43:09

Just, please, just cut it out!

0:43:090:43:11

KOWALSKI VOMITS

0:43:110:43:13

Not sure how long we can hold on.

0:43:130:43:17

This may be my final entry.

0:43:170:43:19

Ow!

0:43:190:43:21

2004, Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches.

0:43:210:43:23

This salmon is delicious.

0:43:240:43:26

I've never been more hydrated in my life!

0:43:260:43:30

Let me cut you a piece of the salmon.

0:43:300:43:31

-No, thank you.

-It's the most delicious thing on the boat.

0:43:310:43:34

I have to loosen my utility belt.

0:43:340:43:35

No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean.

0:43:350:43:38

You know, we're all in the same boat, here.

0:43:390:43:42

Actually, we're not.

0:43:420:43:44

And perhaps you could express a little more concern

0:43:440:43:46

over the fact that you stole and destroyed

0:43:460:43:48

a 19 million vehicle!

0:43:480:43:52

Bill me(!)

0:43:520:43:54

-SONAR BEEPS

-Corporal? Corporal!

0:43:540:43:56

We're picking up a signal, sir.

0:43:560:43:59

It's five klicks southwest...

0:43:590:44:01

but it stopped at that remote island.

0:44:010:44:04

Land?

0:44:040:44:05

Good on you! You've tracked down some land.

0:44:060:44:09

No, silly willy.

0:44:090:44:11

We've been tracking your little secretary/mascot.

0:44:110:44:14

What? You put a homing device on Private?

0:44:140:44:16

All of you, actually,

0:44:160:44:17

when I darted you.

0:44:170:44:20

You low-down...

0:44:200:44:21

dirty, mangy, filthy...

0:44:210:44:25

flea-bitten, bum-sniffing toilet-drinker!

0:44:250:44:28

But...

0:44:300:44:31

good!

0:44:310:44:32

See? I told you.

0:44:320:44:35

You should've left this

0:44:350:44:36

to the professionals.

0:44:360:44:37

892...893...

0:45:130:45:16

894...

0:45:160:45:18

TATTOO MACHINE BUZZES Ow!

0:45:180:45:20

-DAVE:

-Ahoy, there!

0:45:200:45:22

Penguins!

0:45:230:45:25

I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here.

0:45:270:45:31

He's going to kill us all!

0:45:310:45:33

What? No.

0:45:330:45:36

My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone.

0:45:370:45:40

Where's the fun in that?

0:45:400:45:41

So, what does it do?

0:45:410:45:44

Something much, much worse.

0:45:440:45:47

Right! But, like, what specifically?

0:45:480:45:53

Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you.

0:45:530:45:56

All I need is a test subject.

0:45:560:45:59

Hello, little buggy-boo!

0:45:590:46:01

Is this about the chirping? Because I could...

0:46:010:46:04

Behold, as I unleash the full power of the Medusa Serum!

0:46:040:46:12

Fire!

0:46:120:46:13

PENGUINS GASP

0:46:170:46:19

Yes! It works!

0:46:200:46:21

I made a monster! I made a monster!

0:46:230:46:28

And all you adorable penguins are next!

0:46:280:46:31

Crikey!

0:46:310:46:33

Huh? Who said that?

0:46:330:46:35

No.

0:46:360:46:37

No.

0:46:380:46:40

No...

0:46:400:46:41

Yes!

0:46:450:46:46

Gentlemen, you remember Private.

0:46:460:46:49

ALL: Hey, Private.

0:46:490:46:51

You'll never get away with this, Dave.

0:46:510:46:53

My brothers are coming.

0:46:530:46:55

And, together, we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.

0:46:550:46:58

Call off the hunt, everyone.

0:46:580:47:01

Turns out the "elite unit" will be coming to us.

0:47:010:47:06

Eva.

0:47:150:47:17

What do you see?

0:47:170:47:19

My count is 30 hostiles.

0:47:190:47:21

31.

0:47:220:47:24

Those two are very close...together.

0:47:250:47:28

I mean, you know, intertwined.

0:47:280:47:31

Physically.

0:47:310:47:33

But not in a...

0:47:330:47:34

Ix-nay on the irt-flay, Kowalski.

0:47:340:47:36

Poor Private.

0:47:370:47:38

Alone! Helpless in the belly of that beast.

0:47:380:47:42

We've faced some long odds before, Skipper.

0:47:420:47:45

But these look like the longest.

0:47:450:47:48

And oddest.

0:47:480:47:49

If we're going to pull this off, we'll need a diversion.

0:47:490:47:53

'Deactivating jungle camouflage.'

0:47:530:47:55

Will you be quiet?

0:47:550:47:56

Listen, Classified...

0:47:560:47:57

Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!

0:47:570:48:00

Don't you hologram me!

0:48:000:48:01

I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss.

0:48:010:48:04

And I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!

0:48:040:48:07

All right, pooch. If you won't work WITH us...

0:48:070:48:10

you'd better work FOR us.

0:48:100:48:12

Our plan requires a diversion.

0:48:120:48:14

I give the orders around here.

0:48:140:48:15

As much as it pains me, I need YOU to act as OUR diversion

0:48:150:48:18

for OUR operation. Understood?

0:48:180:48:20

No! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion.

0:48:200:48:24

-"Die-version."

-"Dih-version."

-Die.

-Dih.

0:48:240:48:26

-Die!

-Dih!

-Die!

-Dih!

-Die!

-Dih!

0:48:260:48:28

Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this.

0:48:280:48:32

-We should kiss.

-Plan-off.

0:48:320:48:34

Yup, plan-off. That's what I was going to say.

0:48:340:48:38

Plan-off...

0:48:380:48:39

Here's Dave's sub.

0:48:410:48:43

And this young, helpless, vulnerable rock

0:48:440:48:48

is Private.

0:48:480:48:49

And here's Dave.

0:48:490:48:50

While you four blowhards divert the octopi,

0:48:520:48:55

we strike fast, and strike hard!

0:48:550:48:57

Get on in here, boys!

0:48:580:49:00

Slap him silly, Rico! Come on!

0:49:000:49:02

Kowalski, free the hostages!

0:49:020:49:04

Raaaargh!

0:49:040:49:05

Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella!

0:49:050:49:07

With Private freshly liberated,

0:49:070:49:09

we celebrate with a well-earned high-one

0:49:090:49:12

and feast off Dave's sweet remains.

0:49:120:49:14

Any questions?

0:49:140:49:15

Whoa! Hey, now!

0:49:180:49:20

Wow(!) I mean, truly impressive(!)

0:49:200:49:22

Especially the bit where you slap the fruit.

0:49:220:49:27

Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses.

0:49:270:49:30

-DRAMATIC MUSIC

-My apologies. I had to rush a bit.

0:49:370:49:39

The schematic is a little crude.

0:49:390:49:41

Where is that music coming from?

0:49:410:49:43

All right. At 21.50, Skipper, Kowalski and...

0:49:430:49:46

Richard, was it?

0:49:460:49:48

..DIE-vert the octopi away from their posts.

0:49:480:49:51

At 22.00, Short Fuse breaches the hull

0:49:510:49:54

with a swarm of self-guided, underwater nano-charges.

0:49:540:49:57

I call them wet kabooms.

0:49:580:49:59

-Please, don't.

-OK, sorry.

0:49:590:50:01

-At 22.02, knock-knock.

-Who's there?

0:50:010:50:04

-The North Wind.

-The North Wind who?

0:50:040:50:06

The North Wind who doesn't have time for knock-knock jokes

0:50:060:50:09

because we're too busy taking down Dave!

0:50:090:50:11

Personal hover tank? Check.

0:50:110:50:13

Auto-targeting wing mounts? Why not?

0:50:130:50:15

At 22.09...

0:50:150:50:17

..mission accomplished.

0:50:180:50:20

See that? I don't even look back.

0:50:200:50:22

There's a huge explosion and I just keep walking.

0:50:220:50:26

Way to go, boss! That's North Wind, sucker!

0:50:270:50:30

Nicely done.

0:50:300:50:31

Blah-di-blah-blah-blah.

0:50:360:50:39

A good plan is about more than effect-y stuff

0:50:390:50:42

and...vocabulary words.

0:50:420:50:44

And you, you certainly know a good plan.

0:50:440:50:47

Your operation in Shanghai allowed Dave to escape

0:50:470:50:51

with your boy.

0:50:510:50:52

I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel...

0:50:540:50:58

awful!

0:50:580:50:59

God, imagine the guilt. The regret.

0:51:010:51:03

The feeling that, I don't know...

0:51:030:51:06

..that it should have been you.

0:51:070:51:08

All for penguin plan.

0:51:150:51:17

All for North Wind plan.

0:51:190:51:22

His...

0:51:270:51:29

His is better.

0:51:290:51:30

-Huh?

-What?

0:51:300:51:31

I'm sorry, boys. But I can't lead you this time.

0:51:340:51:38

But...

0:51:380:51:39

..we're a team.

0:51:400:51:42

And you're our skipper, Skipper.

0:51:420:51:44

We don't need these guys.

0:51:440:51:46

No, Kowalski, but Private does.

0:51:460:51:49

I think...

0:51:500:51:52

this time, we leave it to the professionals.

0:51:520:51:54

-But, sir...

-It's settled.

0:51:540:51:56

We take our orders from Agent Classified now.

0:51:560:51:58

Uh...

0:51:580:52:00

That's an order, Rico!

0:52:000:52:01

All right, Classified,

0:52:090:52:11

what's the diversion?

0:52:110:52:13

We take this shame to our graves.

0:52:230:52:25

Agreed.

0:52:250:52:26

THEY PLAY LIVELY OOMPAH MUSIC

0:52:260:52:29

ALL: Hey!

0:52:500:52:51

THE OCTOPUSES SING ALONG

0:52:510:52:53

-Time?

-2200 hours.

0:53:000:53:02

Time to take down Dave.

0:53:020:53:04

WEAPONS CLANG

0:53:160:53:17

David the octopus...

0:53:260:53:29

show me your tentacles.

0:53:290:53:30

All of them.

0:53:330:53:35

DAVE SLURPS

0:53:370:53:38

OCTOPUSES SING OOMPAH MUSIC

0:53:410:53:44

THEY STOP SINGING AND BABBLE URGENTLY

0:53:460:53:48

We lost them, Skipper.

0:53:530:53:55

Not a moment too soon. These hosen are ridin' up my Bundesliga.

0:53:550:53:59

All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold them tight.

0:53:590:54:03

Classified should be walking away from a huge explosion

0:54:040:54:07

with Private on his shoulder in three, two...

0:54:070:54:10

Give him a welcome home, Rico!

0:54:100:54:12

Ha-ha-ha!

0:54:120:54:13

Yes! In your face, Dave!

0:54:150:54:17

-The Private is back!

-Welcome home, Private!

0:54:170:54:20

Yeah, all right!

0:54:200:54:21

Here we go. All right.

0:54:210:54:23

Sir, the sub didn't explode

0:54:230:54:25

and I fear...the fireworks

0:54:250:54:29

may have been a tactical mistake.

0:54:290:54:31

OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYS

0:54:360:54:39

-SHORT FUSE:

-Stay calm! Do not panic!

0:54:400:54:43

We will still win!

0:54:430:54:44

Be full of love! Don't hate!

0:54:440:54:46

Follow your dreams.

0:54:460:54:48

Love yourself. Love other people.

0:54:480:54:50

Pick and choose your battles in life!

0:54:500:54:51

Don't let anyone tell you what to do.

0:54:510:54:53

Ignore the haters.

0:54:530:54:55

Love the one you're with.

0:54:550:54:57

Eva...

0:54:570:54:58

I know!

0:55:000:55:02

Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski and rootin'-tootin' Rico!

0:55:080:55:12

The gang's all here! The mood is electric!

0:55:120:55:14

Is this really, finally everybody?

0:55:140:55:17

All right, Dave, just what have you done with...

0:55:170:55:19

Private!

0:55:190:55:20

Guys!

0:55:200:55:22

You're in for it now, Dave!

0:55:220:55:23

Really?!

0:55:230:55:25

Anyway, great catching up.

0:55:250:55:26

Now, who's ready to move on to live penguin testing?

0:55:260:55:30

You point that death ray away from Private, right now!

0:55:300:55:33

It's not a death ray, Skipper.

0:55:330:55:35

He's going to turn us into monsters!

0:55:350:55:37

Yepper-doo!

0:55:370:55:38

And what comes next, Dave?

0:55:380:55:40

Invasion!

0:55:400:55:42

Horrible mutant penguins, unleashed on the streets of New York City!

0:55:420:55:47

You're the monster!

0:55:470:55:48

Yes! I'm the monster.

0:55:480:55:50

Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life.

0:55:500:55:56

But let's see how much everyone loves YOU when YOU'RE the monster!

0:55:560:56:00

-Skipper!

-You can't take away Private's cuteness!

0:56:000:56:02

He's the cute one. That's his thing!

0:56:020:56:05

-What?

-It's all the little guy's got!

0:56:050:56:07

Ugh!

0:56:070:56:08

You ARE super cute.

0:56:080:56:10

We'd better crank this up.

0:56:100:56:11

Drew, Barry, more power.

0:56:110:56:14

-Ready?

-Negotiations have broken down!

0:56:140:56:16

Rico, the paperclip! Bust us out of here!

0:56:160:56:18

We need that paperclip!

0:56:190:56:20

Chop chop, soldier!

0:56:200:56:21

Where's the paperclip?!

0:56:260:56:27

Private!

0:56:290:56:30

No!

0:56:370:56:38

DAVE CHUCKLES

0:56:380:56:41

-Private!

-Oh, no.

0:56:430:56:45

I disintegrated him.

0:56:470:56:50

That wasn't supposed to happen.

0:56:500:56:52

You maniac!

0:56:520:56:54

You blew him up!

0:56:540:56:56

No.

0:56:560:56:57

Oh, well! This is why we test things, people!

0:56:570:57:01

I'll have to lower the power for the others.

0:57:010:57:04

Full speed ahead, gentlemen.

0:57:050:57:07

The monsters are due in Manhattan.

0:57:070:57:10

OCTOPUS BABBLES NEARBY

0:57:270:57:29

THUD!

0:57:340:57:36

-PRIVATE:

-Sorry!

0:57:360:57:37

Crikey!

0:57:490:57:50

All right, all right, octopus.

0:57:510:57:53

Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it.

0:57:530:57:56

OCTOPUS BABBLES

0:57:560:57:57

Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus?

0:57:570:57:59

-Sorry.

-Not a clue.

0:57:590:58:01

Blast it!

0:58:010:58:02

You free us...

0:58:020:58:06

we give you...

0:58:060:58:08

many fishes!

0:58:080:58:09

Hum-yum-yum-yum!

0:58:090:58:11

What is that?

0:58:140:58:15

Oh, great...

0:58:210:58:22

Oh, no! This is it!

0:58:220:58:23

I don't want to die all squishy!

0:58:230:58:26

THEY SCREAM

0:58:260:58:29

We're dead. Dead!

0:58:290:58:31

Dead. Dead!

0:58:310:58:32

Oh, no, we're dead!

0:58:320:58:35

Dead!

0:58:350:58:36

DEAD!

0:58:360:58:41

I pushed a button!

0:58:410:58:43

Super. Well done, Private!

0:58:430:58:46

Good work, malinki.

0:58:460:58:47

Yes. Yes.

0:58:470:58:50

Excellent button-pushing. Compliment, praise, et cetera.

0:58:500:58:53

All right, agents,

0:58:530:58:55

we are back in business.

0:58:550:58:57

Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico,

0:59:000:59:02

all those penguins - they're this way!

0:59:020:59:04

So is a massive army of octopi.

0:59:040:59:06

And as soon as we return to the North Wind Headquarters,

0:59:060:59:08

grab fresh equipment and work up a smashing new plan,

0:59:080:59:11

we'll come speeding back, and take down Dave.

0:59:110:59:14

But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now!

0:59:140:59:17

Again, HUGE army of octopi.

0:59:170:59:19

So, because you failed once, you're just running away?

0:59:190:59:22

We did not fail. And we are not running away.

0:59:220:59:26

We're just very sensibly regrouping.

0:59:260:59:28

Skipper wouldn't care!

0:59:280:59:29

Plan or no, fancy equipment or no...

0:59:290:59:32

he'd never leave a man behind!

0:59:320:59:35

Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we?

0:59:350:59:38

No.

0:59:430:59:44

But maybe you should be.

0:59:460:59:48

Come on.

0:59:550:59:57

Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple!

1:00:051:00:09

Listen up, Doris!

1:00:091:00:11

You turn us into freaks, and then what?

1:00:111:00:13

You think that's going to make everybody love you?

1:00:131:00:17

No, but they'll despise you.

1:00:171:00:19

Argh!

1:00:191:00:21

And I'm sure going to love that!

1:00:231:00:25

Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found!

1:00:341:00:38

OK. According to my notes,

1:00:381:00:39

genetic researcher, Dr Octavius Brine has found the penguins

1:00:391:00:42

and is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park.

1:00:421:00:44

The penguins are coming back!

1:00:441:00:46

Uh, my gosh! Look!

1:00:461:00:47

CROWD CHEERS

1:00:471:00:49

Penguin lovers of the world!

1:01:141:01:16

Guess who I found.

1:01:161:01:18

CROWD CHANTS: Penguins! Penguins!

1:01:181:01:20

It wasn't easy...

1:01:201:01:21

but seeing the penguins get what THEY deserve

1:01:211:01:24

will make it all worthwhile.

1:01:241:01:26

What a weird thing to say. I'm so excited!

1:01:261:01:29

Do it.

1:01:301:01:31

Skipper! Skipper! Skipper!

1:01:431:01:45

Rico! Kowalski!

1:01:451:01:47

It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us!

1:01:471:01:50

You have to get out of there! Move!

1:01:501:01:53

"You have a great otter, there. Moo."

1:01:531:01:56

Why would he moo?

1:01:561:01:58

What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost.

1:01:581:02:01

Uh-oh.

1:02:031:02:05

No!

1:02:071:02:08

Are you ready?

1:02:101:02:13

Oh, yeah! Whoohoo!

1:02:131:02:15

Ya-a-a-a-ay!

1:02:171:02:21

Ha-ha-ha!

1:02:211:02:23

Your new...

1:02:231:02:25

and improved...

1:02:251:02:27

penguins!

1:02:271:02:29

CROWD CHANTS: Penguins! Penguins!

1:02:291:02:33

Penguins! Penguins! Penguins!

1:02:331:02:36

SUDDEN SILENCE

1:02:361:02:38

What?!

1:02:381:02:39

KOWALSKI HISSES

1:02:421:02:44

SOMEONE COUGHS AWKWARDLY

1:02:471:02:49

The people love you. Just go give them a hug!

1:02:491:02:52

PENGUINS JABBER

1:02:521:02:54

PEOPLE SCREAM

1:02:541:02:56

SKIPPER JABBERS

1:03:001:03:01

Don't let them touch you!

1:03:011:03:02

Oh, no. What's happening?

1:03:111:03:13

Nobody likes you any more?

1:03:131:03:15

Well, the fun and games are just beginning.

1:03:151:03:17

Watch this, penguins!

1:03:171:03:19

Somebody call...

1:03:191:03:20

the exterminators!

1:03:201:03:22

And when the exterminators take you away,

1:03:301:03:33

you never come back!

1:03:331:03:35

Oh, dear.

1:03:591:04:00

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

1:04:001:04:02

What do I do? What do I do?

1:04:021:04:03

Crikey!

1:04:051:04:06

OCTOPUSES BABBLE

1:04:071:04:09

Come on, then, you want to go? You want some argy-bargy?

1:04:111:04:14

Yaaargh!

1:04:141:04:17

OCTOPUSES BABBLE

1:04:221:04:23

PRIVATE WHOOPS

1:04:291:04:31

Woohoo! Yee-ha!

1:04:311:04:34

Uh-oh, missed one!

1:04:381:04:40

What a wonderful day in the park!

1:04:411:04:43

Skipper!

1:04:431:04:44

Wait!

1:04:501:04:51

Hold on! What are you doing?

1:04:521:04:55

Skipper!

1:04:571:04:58

Don't eat that!

1:05:001:05:01

Skipper, listen! It's me, Private.

1:05:021:05:06

I've got a plan, but I need your help.

1:05:061:05:08

I need my Skipper.

1:05:081:05:10

SKIPPER PANTS

1:05:101:05:13

Huh?

1:05:171:05:18

Private?

1:05:311:05:32

Yes! That's it!

1:05:321:05:34

Private, you're alive!

1:05:341:05:36

Oh, God!

1:05:381:05:39

SKIPPER LAUGHS

1:05:391:05:42

SKIPPER RETCHES

1:05:421:05:44

Meow!

1:05:441:05:46

THEY LAUGH

1:05:461:05:48

Kowalski! You've got to get a grip!

1:05:521:05:54

Kowalski! Eva is worried about you!

1:05:561:05:58

She is?

1:05:581:06:00

What did she say?

1:06:001:06:01

Did she say my name, specifically?

1:06:011:06:02

I mean, were there tears? Details! Come on, tell me!

1:06:021:06:06

Private! You're alive! Come here.

1:06:061:06:09

This feels a little awkward...

1:06:091:06:11

but I'm happy.

1:06:111:06:12

Rico! You need to listen to us. RICO BELCHES

1:06:161:06:18

I guess you're kind of the same either way.

1:06:181:06:21

RICO BABBLES

1:06:211:06:23

Heads up!

1:06:231:06:24

Looks like we're back in business, boys.

1:06:261:06:29

And our business is saving penguin-kind.

1:06:291:06:32

Who's with me?

1:06:321:06:34

Count me in.

1:06:341:06:35

Let's do this!

1:06:351:06:37

Let's create and feel momentum!

1:06:371:06:39

Sir, how long do we stand here like this?

1:06:431:06:46

Until we've reached maximum coolness.

1:06:461:06:49

There it is.

1:06:521:06:53

Now all we need is a plan.

1:06:531:06:55

I've got one!

1:06:551:06:56

Er...huh?

1:06:561:06:58

You stole Dave's ray?!

1:07:001:07:02

Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray,

1:07:021:07:05

we could turn everyone back to normal.

1:07:051:07:08

Reverse the ray?

1:07:081:07:09

That's brilliant! But it's impossible.

1:07:091:07:11

In order to reverse the ray,

1:07:111:07:13

we would need to replace the Medusa Serum

1:07:131:07:15

with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness.

1:07:151:07:19

Immeasurable cuteness?

1:07:191:07:20

Where the heck are we supposed to get that?

1:07:201:07:23

No, wait, Private! No!

1:07:331:07:35

We don't know what that will do to you!

1:07:351:07:37

All right!

1:07:391:07:40

The ray! It works!

1:07:401:07:42

-It works!

-Private! Are you OK?

1:07:421:07:45

Yes!

1:07:451:07:46

Whoa! Butt-hand!

1:07:461:07:48

There's a hand attached to his butt. That was not there before.

1:07:481:07:52

Get out of there! That's an order!

1:07:521:07:54

Permission to defy order.

1:07:541:07:55

-Permission denied!

-Then I deny your denial.

1:07:551:07:57

It's too risky, Private!

1:07:571:07:58

It already made you sprout a butt-hand!

1:07:581:08:00

I know it has to be me this time.

1:08:001:08:03

And I think you know it, too.

1:08:041:08:06

I'm the secret weapon!

1:08:201:08:22

I'm happy! And yet...

1:08:311:08:35

now that I have my revenge, I feel empty.

1:08:351:08:40

As if what I needed all along was...

1:08:401:08:45

more revenge!

1:08:451:08:46

In fact, Robin, write this down.

1:08:461:08:48

Tomorrow, we move on to kittens!

1:08:481:08:50

Then puppies! Bunnies! Pandas!

1:08:501:08:53

Charlize, they're on the ray!

1:08:551:08:57

Helen, hunt them down!

1:08:581:09:00

William, hurt them.

1:09:001:09:02

Halle, bury them!

1:09:021:09:03

Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations!

1:09:031:09:05

Kevin, bake on!

1:09:051:09:07

We're still going to need that victory cake!

1:09:071:09:09

We're only going to get one shot at this, boys.

1:09:171:09:19

How we doing on those snowglobes?

1:09:191:09:21

Beam-splitter ready!

1:09:211:09:23

Fire at will!

1:09:231:09:25

Do it, Skipper!

1:09:261:09:27

NOTHING HAPPENS

1:09:321:09:34

AGAIN, NOTHING HAPPENS

1:09:341:09:36

Dead batteries?!

1:09:391:09:41

Game over, Skipper.

1:09:411:09:42

Ha-ha!

1:09:421:09:44

No!

1:09:441:09:45

Rico, batteries!

1:09:461:09:48

Skipper, Kowalski, hold off those octopi!

1:09:481:09:50

We're doing this NOW!

1:09:501:09:52

You heard Private! Deploy!

1:09:531:09:56

KOWALSKI ROARS TRIUMPHANTLY

1:09:581:10:02

STORE MUSIC PLAYS

1:10:051:10:07

# I can dream about you... #

1:10:101:10:13

Get back, you aquatic savages!

1:10:131:10:16

Behind you! Beside you! 6 o'clock! 12 o'clock!

1:10:161:10:19

-They're coming from every direction!

-There's just too many of them!

1:10:231:10:26

ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC TINKLES

1:10:261:10:29

OCTOPUSES BABBLE

1:10:291:10:32

-Whoa!

-You came back!

1:10:461:10:48

-SHORT FUSE:

-Oh! That's why you look back at the explosion.

1:10:571:11:00

# I can dream about you... #

1:11:081:11:11

Wargh!

1:11:131:11:14

Fallback positions!

1:11:141:11:15

Stay away from Private!

1:11:171:11:18

Suck it up, Kowalski!

1:11:221:11:24

No!

1:11:271:11:28

It's over, Skipper.

1:11:281:11:30

Over? That's weird.

1:11:301:11:32

Then why is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double-As?

1:11:321:11:35

No! The remote!

1:11:391:11:42

Rico! Dibble me!

1:11:491:11:51

WHOOSH!

1:11:591:12:01

SLOW HEARTBEAT POUNDS

1:12:011:12:05

DAVE CACKLES

1:12:081:12:10

Hi-yah!

1:12:131:12:15

EXCITED CHATTER

1:12:441:12:46

It worked!

1:12:461:12:48

Private!

1:12:481:12:49

Excuse me! Emergency! Coming through.

1:12:491:12:51

Make a hole! Make a hole!

1:12:511:12:53

Don't worry!

1:12:581:13:00

A chrysalis is just forming around you. That's perfectly normal.

1:13:001:13:04

Private...?

1:13:151:13:17

Private?

1:13:251:13:27

Oh, look at that. Majestic!

1:13:311:13:33

Hello!

1:13:331:13:34

-Oh! Hey!

-What's wrong?

1:13:361:13:38

Have I got something...?

1:13:381:13:39

Cover your eyes. Don't turn your head!

1:13:391:13:41

So...

1:13:431:13:44

How do I look?

1:13:441:13:46

You're hideously disfigured...

1:13:471:13:48

and will probably be hunted for sport.

1:13:481:13:51

What?!

1:13:511:13:52

What?

1:13:521:13:54

If there's anything we've learned

1:13:541:13:56

from this delightful adventure, KOWALSKI,

1:13:561:13:59

it's that looks don't matter.

1:13:591:14:01

It's what you do that counts.

1:14:011:14:04

And look at what you did.

1:14:051:14:07

Yes, sir.

1:14:271:14:29

You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team.

1:14:291:14:33

-Way to go, Private!

-Attaboy!

-Nicely done.

1:14:511:14:56

Way to go, Private. You did it!

1:14:571:14:59

We're so proud of you!

1:14:591:15:01

You saved us!

1:15:011:15:03

We love you, Private!

1:15:031:15:05

Yeah, we love you!

1:15:051:15:07

You the penguin!

1:15:071:15:09

DEEP RUMBLING

1:15:091:15:11

Ramirez!

1:15:271:15:28

-Dave.

-Dave!

1:15:281:15:30

DAVE LAUGHS

1:15:301:15:32

What? Are you kidding me?!

1:15:351:15:38

Dave! Oh, look at you.

1:15:401:15:42

You think this is over? I'm just getting started!

1:15:421:15:46

What do we do with him now?

1:15:461:15:48

-Aw!

-Open this right now!

1:15:481:15:50

Here you go, kid.

1:15:501:15:51

Cool!

1:15:541:15:55

I hope you find happiness, Dave.

1:16:011:16:03

It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!

1:16:051:16:07

It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!

1:16:071:16:10

Right. Now, then...

1:16:111:16:12

This is difficult for me to say...

1:16:131:16:15

Is it "osteoporosis"? You've just got to lean into the vowel.

1:16:151:16:18

Os-tee-oh...

1:16:181:16:20

No, no.

1:16:201:16:22

I want to say, you four are the bravest agents I have ever known.

1:16:221:16:26

The point is...

1:16:271:16:28

I was wrong about you.

1:16:281:16:30

And I hope there is some way I can make it right.

1:16:301:16:34

-Give us jetpacks.

-We should kiss.

1:16:341:16:36

Whoa!

1:16:361:16:37

Did you just say...?

1:16:371:16:39

LOUD SMOOCHING

1:16:411:16:43

Urgh!

1:16:431:16:44

Well, that feels right!

1:16:441:16:46

I think I'd actually prefer a jetpack, please.

1:16:461:16:48

I think we should go with Private's idea.

1:16:491:16:52

Hm.

1:16:521:16:54

PENGUINS WHOOP AND CHEER

1:16:541:16:56

Kowalski, what's our trajectory?

1:16:561:16:58

95% certain this will end in massive, flaming disaster.

1:16:581:17:03

And the other 5%?

1:17:031:17:04

Irrelevant, sir. Jetpacks are awesome!

1:17:041:17:08

Agreed.

1:17:081:17:09

Who says penguins can't fly?

1:17:181:17:20

Booyah!

1:17:261:17:28

# We've been around the world, same song

1:17:281:17:29

# Work hard, play hard, all day long

1:17:291:17:31

# All the continents get jealous over me

1:17:311:17:33

# You can see me 3D overseas

1:17:331:17:35

# If you know me then you know where to find me

1:17:351:17:36

# Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me

1:17:361:17:38

# Now live it up, live it up, live it up

1:17:381:17:40

# Baby, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

1:17:401:17:42

-# And we gon'

-Boom boom, around the world

1:17:421:17:44

# Boom boom, no kidding, girl

1:17:441:17:46

# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play

1:17:461:17:49

# We gon' Boom boom around the world

1:17:491:17:51

# Boom boom, no kidding, girl

1:17:511:17:53

# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play

1:17:531:17:56

# Let's celebrate

1:17:561:17:57

# I just wanna celebrate

1:17:571:18:00

# Turn it up... #

1:18:001:18:01

Um, Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right?

1:18:011:18:05

Absolutely. First thing, Monday.

1:18:051:18:07

Whee! I'm in a rocket ship!

1:18:101:18:12

I want to push the button.

1:18:121:18:14

Give me that.

1:18:141:18:15

Stealer!

1:18:151:18:16

Let's do this! I'm ready!

1:18:161:18:18

OK, on three. One, three, go!

1:18:181:18:20

I'm just going to do a little practice push.

1:18:201:18:23

OK, I'm not going to press it...

1:18:231:18:24

Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there!

1:18:241:18:27

I'm a laser show!

1:18:271:18:29

Julien!

1:18:301:18:31

Hey!

1:18:331:18:34

That's the Private we know and love. High-one!

1:18:341:18:37

Immeasurable cuteness, right there.

1:18:371:18:39

Good to be back.

1:18:391:18:41

I feel like a French fry. Whoo!

1:18:411:18:44

I'm OK!

1:18:441:18:46

And with cuteness to spare.

1:18:461:18:47

Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice all around.

1:18:471:18:51

-Private's buying.

-What?

1:18:511:18:52

You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more...

1:18:521:18:55

pizzazz!

1:18:551:18:56

MUNCH!

1:18:561:18:58

-MUFFLED:

-Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!

1:18:581:19:00

Hehehehe!

1:19:001:19:01

# ..I just wanna celebrate

1:19:021:19:04

# I just wanna celebrate

1:19:051:19:08

# Tonight, we're making history

1:19:081:19:12

# I just wanna celebrate

1:19:121:19:15

# Turn it up

1:19:181:19:20

# Turn it up

1:19:261:19:27

# I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it

1:19:301:19:32

# Make it or take it The point is we made it

1:19:321:19:34

# Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady

1:19:341:19:36

# And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies

1:19:361:19:38

# But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator

1:19:381:19:40

# All around the globe, Matter of fact, see you later

1:19:401:19:41

# They're great, we're greater, we're world dominators

1:19:411:19:43

# And we're also some smooth operators

1:19:431:19:45

-# And we gon'

-Boom boom, around the world

1:19:451:19:47

# Boom boom, no kidding, girl

1:19:471:19:48

# Boom boom That's the way we like to play

1:19:481:19:52

# And we gon' Boom boom, around the world

1:19:521:19:54

# Boom boom, no kidding, girl

1:19:541:19:56

# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play

1:19:561:19:59

# I just wanna celebrate

1:19:591:20:03

# I just wanna celebrate

1:20:031:20:06

# Tonight, we're making history

1:20:061:20:10

# I just wanna celebrate

1:20:101:20:14

# Turn it up

1:20:161:20:18

# Turn it up

1:20:201:20:22

# Let's celebrate. #

1:20:231:20:25

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS