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Antarctica. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
An inhospitable wasteland. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom... | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
we find life. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
And not just any life. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Penguins! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Look at them... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Who could take these frisky little snow clowns... | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Seriously?! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Does anyone even know where we're marching to? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-Who cares? -I question nothing. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-Me, too. -Me, too! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Well, fine! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Here we go! Doing it! Come on! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Skipper, we appear to be flightless. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Well, what's the point of these? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
What are we going to call it? Let's call it the "high-one". | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Hey, did anybody see that? That's an egg! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Is someone going to go get it? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
We can't do that. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Why not? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
You know, nothing but cute and cuddly. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Yeah! Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
CHATTERING AND SQUEAKING | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Well, sorry, kid. We lose a few eggs every year. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
It's just nature. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh, right. Nature. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I guess that makes sense... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
but something... | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
but something deep down in my gut | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
tells me that it makes no sense at all. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
You know what? I reject nature! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
PENGUINS GASP | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Who's with me? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Aaaaaargh! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Aaargh! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
THEY GASP | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
THEY GASP | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
THEY EXHALE IN RELIEF | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
The old ship. No-one's ever returned from there alive. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Look, he's fine. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Leopard seals. Nature's snakes. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Aren't snakes nature's snakes? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
All one would have to do is collect 300 feet of kelp... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
Gunter, give them a shove. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
..harnessing the jellyfish we've trained | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
to obey simple voice commands. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
ALL: Aaaargh! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Now, that's more like it! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Attaboy, Rico! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Don't let them have it! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
OK! I guess that works. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Get to high ground! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Booyah! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Success! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
I'd recommend firing it now! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Nope. Hold on. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
We really should fire it! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Not till we see the white of its eyes. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
They're mostly pupil. Very little white! Almost none! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
-They've got to have a little bit of white, right? -None whatsoever! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
What if they look really far to the left? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Fire in the hole! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Kowalski, analysis? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
We are really... | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
awesome at this! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Hey, we could do our thing! High-one! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Yes! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
-My bad! -Uh-oh! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
Look, it's the miracle of birth! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
A moment of extraordinary beauty. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
CRUNCHING SQUELCH | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
That's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
BABY PENGUIN GIGGLES | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
ALL: Oh! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: -Hello! Are you my family? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
You don't have a family and we're all going to die. Sorry. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
What? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
No-one's going to die! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Know what you've got, kid? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
You've got us. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
We've got each other. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
If that ain't a family, I don't know what is. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
So adorable. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Kowalski, what's our trajectory? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
95% certain we're still doomed. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
And the other 5%? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
I'll take that action. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
But where are we going? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
The future, boys. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
The glorious future. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
# I like to move it Move it... # | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
That song! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
I swear, it's going to make me lose my salmon. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Singing getting louder, Skipper. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Then move faster! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
And somebody get that wig off Private! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Kowalski, status report! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
I am really getting tired of this song. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Well, the best part of owning a circus... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
is you can transport a cannon over state lines. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Ten years ago, on this very day, a tiny egg hatched... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
and our world got a little bit cuter. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
So, tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday... | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
by infiltrating the United States gold depository... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-at Fort Knox! -Splendid! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-What? -There she is, boys! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
The object of our unholy desire, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
the butter on our biscuit, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
-the royal flush... -Skipper? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Sorry. Please continue. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
The moment's gone. Private ruined it. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Sir, we're approaching our target. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Skipper, I really don't... | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Are you questioning my leadership, Private? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-No, sir. -Too bad. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Because I respect a soldier with some moxie. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Really? Then I really think... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
Whoa, whoa! Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Look at you. Still so adorable. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
WHISPERS: Fire in the hole! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
'Eight o'clock. Night-night time!' | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
What? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
SECURITY GUARD SNORES | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Private, come on! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
'Please enter passcode.' | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Kowalski, you're up. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
'Please enter passcode.' | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Rico, sonic incursion device. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
PLAYS FAST BLUEGRASS MUSIC | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Oh, come on. You're kidding, right? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-ENTRY SYSTEM: -'Y'all come in now, you hear? Have yourself a ice tea.' | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Private, if you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
what would it be? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Well, gee, Skipper, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
I think, to be a meaningful and valued member of this team. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Oh, well, we got you something else. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
A vending machine? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Not just any vending machine, Private. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
The last remaining home in America's nanny state | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
for those succulent, but chemically hazardous | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
bits of puffed heaven called... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Cheezy Dibbles! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Thank you! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
You mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns, Private. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Now hit that machine and get your present. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
We just broke into the most secure facility in North America. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
You know what that means? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
We're wanted criminals who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitist of the elite. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Where'd Private go? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
There he is. D-3. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh, Private. How much is he? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
He's 3.50, sir. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
That's outrageous, even for Private. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Sir, the machine is alive! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Or your prices! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Release them! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
What the...? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Kowalski, analysis! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-All evidence indicates... -HIS STOMACH GURGLES | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
..I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Nice work, Rico! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
You are a meaningful and valued member of this team. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Dark and ominous. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Two of my least favourite traits in a room. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Look! A button. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
Private, don't! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Now, what have I told you about... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Sorry, what? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
-Another one! -ALL: No! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-What the...? -Naughty, naughty! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Pretty birds belong in their cages. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Now, that's just hurtful. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
And I was so happy to see you again. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Skipper, Kowalski, Rico... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
..and sweet little Private. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Who are you? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
The humans know me as Dr Octavius Brine, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
But you know me by a different, much older name. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:25 | |
A phantom! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
A shadow of a former life. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
I... | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
am... | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Dave! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-Kowalski? -Sorry, sir. No clue. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Dave! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-Dave! -Dave? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-Dave? -Dave! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
Dave. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Dave! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
RICO GRUNTS | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
CRICKET CHIRRUPS | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
Sorry. | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
Wait, wait. I live this way. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Go ahead, Dan. Continue. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
You seriously don't remember me? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
How's the wife? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
I've never been married! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
You may not remember me, | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
but I could never forget you. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Let's shake up some old memories. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
New York City. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
The Central Park Zoo. Life was good. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
'Roomy tank... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
'great location... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
'monkey-house views. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
'And, of course... | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
'my adoring legion of fans!' | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Cool! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
'Dave! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
'The octopus of a thousand tricks.' | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Awesome! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
'I was the total package.' | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-Wow! -Hey, kids! You got to see this! Get up here, quick! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
'And then, you arrived...' | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
They're so adorable! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
'..and took everything from me.' | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-They are so adorable. -Have you ever seen anything cuter? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
'Four adorable baby penguins. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
'With you around, no-one wanted an old octopus any more. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
'"Out you go, Dave!" | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
'And so it went, over and over, | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
'at zoo after aquarium.' | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
I can't see the penguins, man! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
'Adorable penguins stole the show... | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
'..while I was shunned.' | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
'Forgotten. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
'Unwanted.' | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Alone. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
That sounds awful! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Oh, it was. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
I came to realise, some creatures are born to get all the love. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:12 | |
The rest of us get nothing. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
The only thing that has kept me going all these years | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
is my burning thirst for revenge! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
And my precious souvenir snowglobe collection. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
CLANKING | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
What is wrong with you?! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't blame us for what happened to you. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Can! That's how this whole revenge thing works! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:49 | |
Crikey! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
Nicolas, cage them. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
I've got some bad news for you, Dennis. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
You messed with the wrong birds | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
because we are an elite unit, the best of the best. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
The cream of the corn on a platinum cob! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
And we're going to take your deadly green goop | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
and sashay right out the exit hatch. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
And just how are you going to do that? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Deploy secret weapon! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
RICO BELCHES | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
The cheese, it burns! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Roll out! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
After them! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
All right, boys, it's just like Cuba! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Taxi! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
How about some music? Something chase-y! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
HE PLAYS QUICKLY | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Here they come! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Let's move! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again! Stroke some more! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Sorry! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
GONDOLIER SHOUTS IN ITALIAN | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
We've got baddies, six o'clock! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Kowalski, battle formation! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
So, you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Let's dance! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Mother of pearl, that stings! I've lost visual! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
-Kowalski, be my eyes! -Left! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Right, right! Up! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Duck! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
I think I got them. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
They are down, sir. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Excelente! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
-Skipper! -They're back up and we are running out of canal! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Parker Posey! Go all-terrain. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
-Will you marry... -What? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
We've lost engine one! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
-And two and three! -Four! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Switch to emergency power! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
Aye-aye, Skipper! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
We've got melons! Dead ahead! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
I can see! Rico, the glowy thing! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Venetian blinded again! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
We've been boarded! Initiate self-destruct sequence! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Nice! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Whee! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
HE PLAYS WESTERN SHOOT-OUT MUSIC | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
All right, boys, battle stance! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
We're in battle stance, sir. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
OK, good. Now we spring our trap. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
I'm not sure THEY'RE the ones that are trapped, sir. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Kowalski, remember our little talk about true but unhelpful comments? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
-Yes, sir. -Sometimes we just have to wing it! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Wow. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
It's OK, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Now, what the heck is going on?! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
Remain calm, penguins. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
You are now under the protection of the North Wind. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
You're welcome. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Oh, my gosh! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
You guys are so cute! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
You're just so cute! | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
And cuddly! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Hey, get away! No more hugs! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Corporal! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Corporal! Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Private, Dibble me. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
We're not going anywhere with you. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
We don't even know who the heck you are! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe... | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
The North Wind is an elite un... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
An elite undercover interspecies... | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
task... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
force, dedicated to he... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
..helping... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-Dedicated to helping... -SKIPPER CRUNCHES LOUDLY | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Like penguins. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Really? And you are? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
My name is classified. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Classified, eh? What is that, Dutch? Can't really hear the accent. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
-Excuse me? -There's the accent! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
My name isn't Classified. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
My name is classified, because I am the leader of this strike team. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
-COMPUTER: -'Self-destruct sequence activated.' | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
You know, you should really label these things. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
'In three...two...one...' | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Back there is Kowalski. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
He's the brains of our operation. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Say something smart, Kowalski. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Er... | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
See? He's working on a whole other level. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
And Rico. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
He's our demolition expert. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
No reason at all. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
And then there's Private. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
He's sort of our, you know... | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
secretary/mascot. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
-Cute. -And cuddly. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Let's see how well "cute and cuddly" handles this next bit. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Nice doggy door! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
-PRIVATE: -Wow! Look at this! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
SKIPPER: Well, well, well. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Not a bad place you got here, Classified. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Thank you. That's not my name. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
'Arrival, Pad 17.' | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
All right, tiny penguins. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
The best way for the North Wind to protect | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
helpless animals like yourselves | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
is to bring Dr Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
so I need to know everything you know. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
-Yee-hoo! -Ha-ha! -Whee! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
ALL: Hey! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Just tell me everything you know. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
All right. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Numero uno. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Tulip fight... | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
-Canada is secretly training an army of sasquatch. -Sasquatch... | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17% actual dog. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Not "everything" everything! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr Octavius Brine. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Ah! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
-Why didn't you say so? -What? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
My team has uncovered that Dr Octavius Brine... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
is actually an individual known as Derek! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
-WHISPERS: -Dave. -..as Dave, the octopus. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
An octopus? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
-LAUGHING: -No, Dr Brine is not an octopus. He is... | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
An octopus. Precisely. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
That's exactly what our intel indicated. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
-WHISPERS: -Release the sheep. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
What you, of course, could not know is that Dr Brine's laboratory | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
called the Medusa Serum. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
But what you don't know | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
-is that Dirk... -Dave. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
..Dave won't be using his Bazooka Serum... | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Medusa Serum. -..Medusa Serum on anybody. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
That part is accurate. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
Show him, Rico! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
You stole the Medusa Serum? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Well, stole the serum, saved the day, did your job for you... | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Call it what you will. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Debbie! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
-Dave. -Dave! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
He hacked into our system. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Where's the sound? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
-Dave! Your microphone, it's not on. -I can't hear anything. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Click on the picture of the microphone. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Every time a villain calls in, this happens! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Hello? Hello? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
-Every time! -It's like talking to my parents. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
How about now? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Yes, we've got you. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Excellent. Now, where was I? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
DAVE CACKLES | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Dave! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Greetings, North Wind. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
I see you've met my old zoo-mates. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
We were never mates. There was no mating. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Turn yourself in, David. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
-You? You didn't steal that! -It's over. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
It's over? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Then why did I call you? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Weird. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Oh! Maybe it was to show you this! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
That is a lot of serum for four penguins. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Oh, you thought this was just about you four? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
No! No, no, no. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
We're just getting started. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... | 0:27:27 | 0:27:32 | |
for revenge! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
COMPUTER BEEPS | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
COMPUTER BEEPS AGAIN | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
Wait. How do you...? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
-What do I push? -OCTOPUS BABBLES | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
-Is it the red, or... -OCTOPUS BABBLES | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
I thought it was the... It's not this? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
Incoming alert! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
Put it on the screen. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
Dave is kidnapping other penguins! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
No doubt cute and cuddly! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
BOTH: We have to move! What?! | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
-Time for our A-game! -Everybody, huddle up! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Corporal, ready the jet. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
12 more penguins taken from London Zoo. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
OK, boys, this is it, | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
the mission we've been preparing for our entire lives. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
We're going to take down Dave, or die trying! | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
-Kowalski, cancel our improv class! -Yes, sir. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Rico, equipify! | 0:28:18 | 0:28:19 | |
Private, do that little thing I like. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
SKIPPER LAUGHS | 0:28:21 | 0:28:22 | |
It's still funny. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:23 | |
Skipper! Good news! | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
I got them to credit our class! | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Sir, the jet is ready. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl XIX! | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
They're stealing my stuff! | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
No! This mission has no place for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:37 | |
-Who are you calling pathetic? -Enough! | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
See, Rico? That's why you can't have nice things. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
RICO SNORES | 0:28:45 | 0:28:46 | |
You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:50 | |
KOWALSKI SNORES | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
Put on your jammies, penguin(!) | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
They are even cute when they're asleep. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
Not to me! | 0:29:05 | 0:29:06 | |
I want these butterballs out of my way, and out of my mission. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
Ship them to one of our safe houses, | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
the most remote place on the planet. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Where the heck are we? | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
Oxygen content is low. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
I suggest we limit our breathing. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
SQUEAKY FLATULENCE | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Private! | 0:29:29 | 0:29:30 | |
THEY GASP FOR AIR | 0:29:30 | 0:29:33 | |
Sorry! I get gassy when I fly. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
-Toot sweet! He does! -We must be on a plane! | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
What did North Wind do to us? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
They gave us badges! | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
Not badges, tranquilizer darts! | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
Classified! | 0:29:48 | 0:29:49 | |
That low-down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission! | 0:29:49 | 0:29:53 | |
He thinks we can't save the penguins, | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
because we're just "penguins". | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're us! | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
And if anyone's going to save us... | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
it's us. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:03 | |
But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
That pretty much limits our options. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
I make my own options. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
Brilliant move, Skipper. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:17 | |
But now we seem to be outside the plane. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
I kind of got caught up in the moment! | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
Well, hindsight's 20/20. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
OK, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:28 | |
Oh! Why don't we catch that plane? | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
Bird strike, log it. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:33 | |
We've got another target, at 12 o'clock. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:37 | |
Good, it's only 11.30. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
Follow me, boys, we're going in hot! | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
Hot, hot! | 0:30:43 | 0:30:44 | |
No-one likes a show-off, Private. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
Aim for first class! | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
I'm OK! | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
Kowalski, where does this aircraft go? | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws! | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
-Affirmative! -Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts! | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
-We're out of peanuts, Skipper! -Try pretzels, Private. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
Bingo! | 0:31:12 | 0:31:13 | |
There's our ride, boys. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
Can't stay, doll. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Danger is my mistress. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
Rico, more height! | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels! We're out of pretzels! | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
Then we're leaving just in time, cos these folks are going to freak! | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
Deploy flaps! | 0:31:28 | 0:31:29 | |
Stay on target! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
We're going to catch it! We're going to catch it! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
Crikey! We're not going to catch it! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
Wait a minute. Where's Skipper? | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys! | 0:31:42 | 0:31:46 | |
Going long! | 0:31:46 | 0:31:47 | |
Private, stop playing with those backpacks. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
Find something useful! | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
Now we're talking! Let's get to work. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
400 metres. | 0:31:58 | 0:31:59 | |
300 metres. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Speak American, Kowalski! | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
Sorry, sir. 218 yards. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
109 yards. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
OK, then. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:16 | |
It's clear what we need to do next. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
That feels right! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
Impressive bouncing, boys. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
Now, then, back to civilisation. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
If we're going to take Dexter down, | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
we need to know where he's going to strike next. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
ALL: Goal! | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS Huh? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
Elijah, would you please take them away? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
Blast it! He's gone! | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
So many penguins! | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
-Boss! He's stress-eating again! -Corporal! | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
-There, there. -Rub the angry out of the tummy. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
Corporal! | 0:33:20 | 0:33:21 | |
Focus! | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
We are going to save those helpless penguins | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
because we are the North Wind | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
and no-one, | 0:33:29 | 0:33:30 | |
NO-ONE breaks the Wind. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:34 | |
No-one breaks the Wind. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
There's a good Corporal. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:39 | |
Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we? | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Shipped them off, all cosy and snug, to a Madagascar safe... | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
-ALARM BEEPS -How come there's beeping? | 0:33:44 | 0:33:45 | |
Sir, those penguins... | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
they never made it to Madagascar. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
What? Well, where the dickens are they? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
Kowalski, what are our coordinates? | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
From my calculations, we've arrived in the centre of Dublin, Ireland. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
All right, soldiers, we've got to blend in. Riverdance! | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
But no time to kiss the Blarney Stone, boys. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
We need to find intel on Dave's location. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
Pronto! | 0:34:20 | 0:34:21 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:34:23 | 0:34:24 | |
All right, you! Where's Dave? Give us the goods! | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
Spit it out! Don't make me use me shillelagh! | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
Sir, that's a baby squid. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:33 | |
Sorry, laddie. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:39 | |
Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
-Skipper, look! -Huh? | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
Begorra! | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
Does anyone speak Gaelic? | 0:34:53 | 0:34:54 | |
No, but it looks like Dave's been busy. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara! | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
-Madrid! -Paris! | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
Athens! | 0:35:01 | 0:35:02 | |
Bangalore! | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
-Dusseldorf! -Osaka! -Rio de Janeiro! | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
-Nairobi! -Amsterdam! | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
Baton Rouge! | 0:35:09 | 0:35:10 | |
Dave's snowglobe collection! | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of! | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
Don't tell me where he has been. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
Tell me where he will have has been next. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
Wait, what is it, Rico? | 0:35:21 | 0:35:23 | |
It's a book! It's a film! It's a play! First word... | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
Two syllables. Sounds like "hurgh". | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
Sounds like..."heurgh". | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
What starts with heurgh? | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
Shanghai. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
If we hurry, we can still stop him. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
Nice work, Rico! | 0:35:44 | 0:35:45 | |
Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand! | 0:35:45 | 0:35:49 | |
So, this is it. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:04 | |
Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
Skipper, look! | 0:36:08 | 0:36:09 | |
I see you, Private. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
Who's the big boy standing on his tippy-toes? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
-No, I mean... -I just want to eat you up! | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
Skipper, look! Above Private! | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
Dave's next target. Shanghai's famous Mermaid Penguins. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
Good eye, Kowalski! And once again, | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
you've proved that you are | 0:36:24 | 0:36:25 | |
a meaningful and valued member of this team. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
PRIVATE SIGHS | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
-ANNOUNCER: -Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
our world-famous Mermaid Penguins! | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
to all the missing penguins around the world. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
And we hope you come home real soon. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Now, keep those eyes roving, boys. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
Dave is a master of disguise. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
He could be a small child, a house plant. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
Maybe even you, or me! | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
Is it you, Kowalski? | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
Hey, hold on. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:07 | |
Wait a minute. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:13 | |
Bingo! Nice try, Dave. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
Operation Flash, Splash And Crash is a go. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
Splendid! Take positions. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
'Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes.' | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
Target, 30 yards and closing. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
In position, Skipper. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
'Rico, report.' | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
In position. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:42 | |
-And for you, Private... -Yes, Skipper! | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
-Here's your mermaid costume. -What? | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
We need a diversion. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
And, frankly, you're the only one who can pull off that look. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:54 | |
Really help the team! | 0:37:54 | 0:37:55 | |
If you think I'm ready, which I am! | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
Assuming you agree, and perhaps even... | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
if you don't. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
I like the moxie, soldier, | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
but right now, I need a tail on that tush and the cutest smile you've got. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:10 | |
You trust me, soldier? | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Aye-aye, Skipper... | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
Hey, it's feeding time! | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
Target, ten yards from flashpoint. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
Private, you're up. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
You just MERMAID my day! | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
Flash is a go! | 0:38:28 | 0:38:29 | |
Look! They let one of the mermaids out of the tank! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
Oh, she's so cute! | 0:38:32 | 0:38:33 | |
It's the cutest thing I've ever seen! | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
Shields up! | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:38:45 | 0:38:46 | |
CHILDREN CHEER | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
What are you doing out here, cutie? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Come on, back in your tank. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:13 | |
Secure the mermaids, and find me... | 0:39:17 | 0:39:18 | |
David the octopus. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:22 | |
A little late, North Wind. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
Mission accomplished. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
High-one! | 0:39:31 | 0:39:32 | |
Corporal, take OUR prisoner, | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
the one that belongs to US, into custody. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
SUIT SQUEAKILY DEFLATES | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
What? You melted him?! You birds are sick! | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
He's going in through the pipes! | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
Skipper! | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
Private? Private! | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
You've got to get out of there! | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
No, no, no! No, no, no! Private! | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
Skipper! | 0:39:58 | 0:39:59 | |
Private! | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
-Help! -No! | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
Here we go! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
Move, move, move! | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
He's got Private! | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
He's getting away! He's getting away! | 0:40:12 | 0:40:13 | |
Skipper! The North Wind's plane! | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
Sweet chariot of the gods! | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
But can you fly it, man? | 0:40:17 | 0:40:18 | |
There's only one way to find out. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
No... | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
I, er, still can't read. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
Then we're going off-book. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:29 | |
No! No, no, no! | 0:40:37 | 0:40:38 | |
Too much, too much, too much! | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Good! We're coming for you, Private! | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape! | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
Eva, secure transport. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:02 | |
Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride! | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
Fire! | 0:41:11 | 0:41:12 | |
Go, fetch! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:16 | |
Hold her steady! | 0:41:30 | 0:41:31 | |
Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Curse our heavily Cheeze-Dibbled diet! | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale! | 0:41:46 | 0:41:49 | |
-Yeah, yeah! -Everything must go! | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
Huh? What the...? | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
-That's everything, sir. -Have you purged the chemical toilet? | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
-But Rico was in there for 15 minutes! -Just do it! | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
No! | 0:42:06 | 0:42:07 | |
-SPLASH! -Urgh! | 0:42:07 | 0:42:08 | |
-'Self-destruct sequence, in five...' -Private! | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
-Stay strong, soldier! -'..four...three...two... | 0:42:22 | 0:42:26 | |
'one...' | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
Skipper's log - | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Private has been kidnapped by Dave... | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
while we have been cast adrift for what seems like days. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:55 | |
No rations, fresh water... | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
..or land in sight. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
Kowalski's sick as a dog... | 0:43:03 | 0:43:04 | |
KOWALSKI VOMITS | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
..and Rico... | 0:43:06 | 0:43:07 | |
keeps trying to eat him. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
Just, please, just cut it out! | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
KOWALSKI VOMITS | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
Not sure how long we can hold on. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
This may be my final entry. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
Ow! | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
2004, Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
This salmon is delicious. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
I've never been more hydrated in my life! | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
Let me cut you a piece of the salmon. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:31 | |
-No, thank you. -It's the most delicious thing on the boat. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
I have to loosen my utility belt. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:35 | |
No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
You know, we're all in the same boat, here. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
Actually, we're not. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
And perhaps you could express a little more concern | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
over the fact that you stole and destroyed | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
a 19 million vehicle! | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
Bill me(!) | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
-SONAR BEEPS -Corporal? Corporal! | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
We're picking up a signal, sir. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
It's five klicks southwest... | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
but it stopped at that remote island. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
Land? | 0:44:04 | 0:44:05 | |
Good on you! You've tracked down some land. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:09 | |
No, silly willy. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
We've been tracking your little secretary/mascot. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
What? You put a homing device on Private? | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
All of you, actually, | 0:44:16 | 0:44:17 | |
when I darted you. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
You low-down... | 0:44:20 | 0:44:21 | |
dirty, mangy, filthy... | 0:44:21 | 0:44:25 | |
flea-bitten, bum-sniffing toilet-drinker! | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
But... | 0:44:30 | 0:44:31 | |
good! | 0:44:31 | 0:44:32 | |
See? I told you. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
You should've left this | 0:44:35 | 0:44:36 | |
to the professionals. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:37 | |
892...893... | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
894... | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
TATTOO MACHINE BUZZES Ow! | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
-DAVE: -Ahoy, there! | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
Penguins! | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:31 | |
He's going to kill us all! | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
What? No. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:36 | |
My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
Where's the fun in that? | 0:45:40 | 0:45:41 | |
So, what does it do? | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
Something much, much worse. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
Right! But, like, what specifically? | 0:45:48 | 0:45:53 | |
Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
All I need is a test subject. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Hello, little buggy-boo! | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
Is this about the chirping? Because I could... | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
Behold, as I unleash the full power of the Medusa Serum! | 0:46:04 | 0:46:12 | |
Fire! | 0:46:12 | 0:46:13 | |
PENGUINS GASP | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
Yes! It works! | 0:46:20 | 0:46:21 | |
I made a monster! I made a monster! | 0:46:23 | 0:46:28 | |
And all you adorable penguins are next! | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
Crikey! | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
Huh? Who said that? | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
No. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:37 | |
No. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
No... | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
Yes! | 0:46:45 | 0:46:46 | |
Gentlemen, you remember Private. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:49 | |
ALL: Hey, Private. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
You'll never get away with this, Dave. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
My brothers are coming. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
And, together, we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:58 | |
Call off the hunt, everyone. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
Turns out the "elite unit" will be coming to us. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:06 | |
Eva. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:17 | |
What do you see? | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
My count is 30 hostiles. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
31. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
Those two are very close...together. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:28 | |
I mean, you know, intertwined. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
Physically. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
But not in a... | 0:47:33 | 0:47:34 | |
Ix-nay on the irt-flay, Kowalski. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
Poor Private. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
Alone! Helpless in the belly of that beast. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:42 | |
We've faced some long odds before, Skipper. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:45 | |
But these look like the longest. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
And oddest. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:49 | |
If we're going to pull this off, we'll need a diversion. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
'Deactivating jungle camouflage.' | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
Will you be quiet? | 0:47:55 | 0:47:56 | |
Listen, Classified... | 0:47:56 | 0:47:57 | |
Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft! | 0:47:57 | 0:48:00 | |
Don't you hologram me! | 0:48:00 | 0:48:01 | |
I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
And I have flippers, so it's flipping useless! | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
All right, pooch. If you won't work WITH us... | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
you'd better work FOR us. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
Our plan requires a diversion. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
I give the orders around here. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:15 | |
As much as it pains me, I need YOU to act as OUR diversion | 0:48:15 | 0:48:18 | |
for OUR operation. Understood? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
No! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:24 | |
-"Die-version." -"Dih-version." -Die. -Dih. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
-Die! -Dih! -Die! -Dih! -Die! -Dih! | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
-We should kiss. -Plan-off. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
Yup, plan-off. That's what I was going to say. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:38 | |
Plan-off... | 0:48:38 | 0:48:39 | |
Here's Dave's sub. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
And this young, helpless, vulnerable rock | 0:48:44 | 0:48:48 | |
is Private. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:49 | |
And here's Dave. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:50 | |
While you four blowhards divert the octopi, | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
we strike fast, and strike hard! | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
Get on in here, boys! | 0:48:58 | 0:49:00 | |
Slap him silly, Rico! Come on! | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
Kowalski, free the hostages! | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
Raaaargh! | 0:49:04 | 0:49:05 | |
Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella! | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
With Private freshly liberated, | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
we celebrate with a well-earned high-one | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
and feast off Dave's sweet remains. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
Any questions? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:15 | |
Whoa! Hey, now! | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
Wow(!) I mean, truly impressive(!) | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
Especially the bit where you slap the fruit. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:27 | |
Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
-DRAMATIC MUSIC -My apologies. I had to rush a bit. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
The schematic is a little crude. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
Where is that music coming from? | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
All right. At 21.50, Skipper, Kowalski and... | 0:49:43 | 0:49:46 | |
Richard, was it? | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
..DIE-vert the octopi away from their posts. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
At 22.00, Short Fuse breaches the hull | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
with a swarm of self-guided, underwater nano-charges. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
I call them wet kabooms. | 0:49:58 | 0:49:59 | |
-Please, don't. -OK, sorry. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:01 | |
-At 22.02, knock-knock. -Who's there? | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
-The North Wind. -The North Wind who? | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
The North Wind who doesn't have time for knock-knock jokes | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
because we're too busy taking down Dave! | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
Personal hover tank? Check. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
Auto-targeting wing mounts? Why not? | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
At 22.09... | 0:50:15 | 0:50:17 | |
..mission accomplished. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
See that? I don't even look back. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
There's a huge explosion and I just keep walking. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:26 | |
Way to go, boss! That's North Wind, sucker! | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
Nicely done. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:31 | |
Blah-di-blah-blah-blah. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
A good plan is about more than effect-y stuff | 0:50:39 | 0:50:42 | |
and...vocabulary words. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:44 | |
And you, you certainly know a good plan. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
Your operation in Shanghai allowed Dave to escape | 0:50:47 | 0:50:51 | |
with your boy. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:52 | |
I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel... | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
awful! | 0:50:58 | 0:50:59 | |
God, imagine the guilt. The regret. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
The feeling that, I don't know... | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
..that it should have been you. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:08 | |
All for penguin plan. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
All for North Wind plan. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:22 | |
His... | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
His is better. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:30 | |
-Huh? -What? | 0:51:30 | 0:51:31 | |
I'm sorry, boys. But I can't lead you this time. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:38 | |
But... | 0:51:38 | 0:51:39 | |
..we're a team. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
And you're our skipper, Skipper. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
We don't need these guys. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:46 | |
No, Kowalski, but Private does. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
I think... | 0:51:50 | 0:51:52 | |
this time, we leave it to the professionals. | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
-But, sir... -It's settled. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
We take our orders from Agent Classified now. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Uh... | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
That's an order, Rico! | 0:52:00 | 0:52:01 | |
All right, Classified, | 0:52:09 | 0:52:11 | |
what's the diversion? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:13 | |
We take this shame to our graves. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
Agreed. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:26 | |
THEY PLAY LIVELY OOMPAH MUSIC | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
ALL: Hey! | 0:52:50 | 0:52:51 | |
THE OCTOPUSES SING ALONG | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
-Time? -2200 hours. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
Time to take down Dave. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
WEAPONS CLANG | 0:53:16 | 0:53:17 | |
David the octopus... | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
show me your tentacles. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:30 | |
All of them. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
DAVE SLURPS | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
OCTOPUSES SING OOMPAH MUSIC | 0:53:41 | 0:53:44 | |
THEY STOP SINGING AND BABBLE URGENTLY | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
We lost them, Skipper. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
Not a moment too soon. These hosen are ridin' up my Bundesliga. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold them tight. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:03 | |
Classified should be walking away from a huge explosion | 0:54:04 | 0:54:07 | |
with Private on his shoulder in three, two... | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
Give him a welcome home, Rico! | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:54:12 | 0:54:13 | |
Yes! In your face, Dave! | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
-The Private is back! -Welcome home, Private! | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Yeah, all right! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:21 | |
Here we go. All right. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
Sir, the sub didn't explode | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
and I fear...the fireworks | 0:54:25 | 0:54:29 | |
may have been a tactical mistake. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYS | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
-SHORT FUSE: -Stay calm! Do not panic! | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
We will still win! | 0:54:43 | 0:54:44 | |
Be full of love! Don't hate! | 0:54:44 | 0:54:46 | |
Follow your dreams. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:48 | |
Love yourself. Love other people. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:50 | |
Pick and choose your battles in life! | 0:54:50 | 0:54:51 | |
Don't let anyone tell you what to do. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
Ignore the haters. | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
Love the one you're with. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
Eva... | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
I know! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski and rootin'-tootin' Rico! | 0:55:08 | 0:55:12 | |
The gang's all here! The mood is electric! | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
Is this really, finally everybody? | 0:55:14 | 0:55:17 | |
All right, Dave, just what have you done with... | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
Private! | 0:55:19 | 0:55:20 | |
Guys! | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
You're in for it now, Dave! | 0:55:22 | 0:55:23 | |
Really?! | 0:55:23 | 0:55:25 | |
Anyway, great catching up. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:26 | |
Now, who's ready to move on to live penguin testing? | 0:55:26 | 0:55:30 | |
You point that death ray away from Private, right now! | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
It's not a death ray, Skipper. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
He's going to turn us into monsters! | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
Yepper-doo! | 0:55:37 | 0:55:38 | |
And what comes next, Dave? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
Invasion! | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
Horrible mutant penguins, unleashed on the streets of New York City! | 0:55:42 | 0:55:47 | |
You're the monster! | 0:55:47 | 0:55:48 | |
Yes! I'm the monster. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:50 | |
Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:56 | |
But let's see how much everyone loves YOU when YOU'RE the monster! | 0:55:56 | 0:56:00 | |
-Skipper! -You can't take away Private's cuteness! | 0:56:00 | 0:56:02 | |
He's the cute one. That's his thing! | 0:56:02 | 0:56:05 | |
-What? -It's all the little guy's got! | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
Ugh! | 0:56:07 | 0:56:08 | |
You ARE super cute. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
We'd better crank this up. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:11 | |
Drew, Barry, more power. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
-Ready? -Negotiations have broken down! | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
Rico, the paperclip! Bust us out of here! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
We need that paperclip! | 0:56:19 | 0:56:20 | |
Chop chop, soldier! | 0:56:20 | 0:56:21 | |
Where's the paperclip?! | 0:56:26 | 0:56:27 | |
Private! | 0:56:29 | 0:56:30 | |
No! | 0:56:37 | 0:56:38 | |
DAVE CHUCKLES | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
-Private! -Oh, no. | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
I disintegrated him. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:50 | |
That wasn't supposed to happen. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:52 | |
You maniac! | 0:56:52 | 0:56:54 | |
You blew him up! | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
No. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:57 | |
Oh, well! This is why we test things, people! | 0:56:57 | 0:57:01 | |
I'll have to lower the power for the others. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
Full speed ahead, gentlemen. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
The monsters are due in Manhattan. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
OCTOPUS BABBLES NEARBY | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
THUD! | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
-PRIVATE: -Sorry! | 0:57:36 | 0:57:37 | |
Crikey! | 0:57:49 | 0:57:50 | |
All right, all right, octopus. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:53 | |
Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it. | 0:57:53 | 0:57:56 | |
OCTOPUS BABBLES | 0:57:56 | 0:57:57 | |
Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus? | 0:57:57 | 0:57:59 | |
-Sorry. -Not a clue. | 0:57:59 | 0:58:01 | |
Blast it! | 0:58:01 | 0:58:02 | |
You free us... | 0:58:02 | 0:58:06 | |
we give you... | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
many fishes! | 0:58:08 | 0:58:09 | |
Hum-yum-yum-yum! | 0:58:09 | 0:58:11 | |
What is that? | 0:58:14 | 0:58:15 | |
Oh, great... | 0:58:21 | 0:58:22 | |
Oh, no! This is it! | 0:58:22 | 0:58:23 | |
I don't want to die all squishy! | 0:58:23 | 0:58:26 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
We're dead. Dead! | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
Dead. Dead! | 0:58:31 | 0:58:32 | |
Oh, no, we're dead! | 0:58:32 | 0:58:35 | |
Dead! | 0:58:35 | 0:58:36 | |
DEAD! | 0:58:36 | 0:58:41 | |
I pushed a button! | 0:58:41 | 0:58:43 | |
Super. Well done, Private! | 0:58:43 | 0:58:46 | |
Good work, malinki. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:47 | |
Yes. Yes. | 0:58:47 | 0:58:50 | |
Excellent button-pushing. Compliment, praise, et cetera. | 0:58:50 | 0:58:53 | |
All right, agents, | 0:58:53 | 0:58:55 | |
we are back in business. | 0:58:55 | 0:58:57 | |
Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, | 0:59:00 | 0:59:02 | |
all those penguins - they're this way! | 0:59:02 | 0:59:04 | |
So is a massive army of octopi. | 0:59:04 | 0:59:06 | |
And as soon as we return to the North Wind Headquarters, | 0:59:06 | 0:59:08 | |
grab fresh equipment and work up a smashing new plan, | 0:59:08 | 0:59:11 | |
we'll come speeding back, and take down Dave. | 0:59:11 | 0:59:14 | |
But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now! | 0:59:14 | 0:59:17 | |
Again, HUGE army of octopi. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:19 | |
So, because you failed once, you're just running away? | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
We did not fail. And we are not running away. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:26 | |
We're just very sensibly regrouping. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:28 | |
Skipper wouldn't care! | 0:59:28 | 0:59:29 | |
Plan or no, fancy equipment or no... | 0:59:29 | 0:59:32 | |
he'd never leave a man behind! | 0:59:32 | 0:59:35 | |
Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we? | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
No. | 0:59:43 | 0:59:44 | |
But maybe you should be. | 0:59:46 | 0:59:48 | |
Come on. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:57 | |
Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple! | 1:00:05 | 1:00:09 | |
Listen up, Doris! | 1:00:09 | 1:00:11 | |
You turn us into freaks, and then what? | 1:00:11 | 1:00:13 | |
You think that's going to make everybody love you? | 1:00:13 | 1:00:17 | |
No, but they'll despise you. | 1:00:17 | 1:00:19 | |
Argh! | 1:00:19 | 1:00:21 | |
And I'm sure going to love that! | 1:00:23 | 1:00:25 | |
Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found! | 1:00:34 | 1:00:38 | |
OK. According to my notes, | 1:00:38 | 1:00:39 | |
genetic researcher, Dr Octavius Brine has found the penguins | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
and is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:44 | |
The penguins are coming back! | 1:00:44 | 1:00:46 | |
Uh, my gosh! Look! | 1:00:46 | 1:00:47 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 1:00:47 | 1:00:49 | |
Penguin lovers of the world! | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
Guess who I found. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
CROWD CHANTS: Penguins! Penguins! | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
It wasn't easy... | 1:01:20 | 1:01:21 | |
but seeing the penguins get what THEY deserve | 1:01:21 | 1:01:24 | |
will make it all worthwhile. | 1:01:24 | 1:01:26 | |
What a weird thing to say. I'm so excited! | 1:01:26 | 1:01:29 | |
Do it. | 1:01:30 | 1:01:31 | |
Skipper! Skipper! Skipper! | 1:01:43 | 1:01:45 | |
Rico! Kowalski! | 1:01:45 | 1:01:47 | |
It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us! | 1:01:47 | 1:01:50 | |
You have to get out of there! Move! | 1:01:50 | 1:01:53 | |
"You have a great otter, there. Moo." | 1:01:53 | 1:01:56 | |
Why would he moo? | 1:01:56 | 1:01:58 | |
What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost. | 1:01:58 | 1:02:01 | |
Uh-oh. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:05 | |
No! | 1:02:07 | 1:02:08 | |
Are you ready? | 1:02:10 | 1:02:13 | |
Oh, yeah! Whoohoo! | 1:02:13 | 1:02:15 | |
Ya-a-a-a-ay! | 1:02:17 | 1:02:21 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 1:02:21 | 1:02:23 | |
Your new... | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
and improved... | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
penguins! | 1:02:27 | 1:02:29 | |
CROWD CHANTS: Penguins! Penguins! | 1:02:29 | 1:02:33 | |
Penguins! Penguins! Penguins! | 1:02:33 | 1:02:36 | |
SUDDEN SILENCE | 1:02:36 | 1:02:38 | |
What?! | 1:02:38 | 1:02:39 | |
KOWALSKI HISSES | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
SOMEONE COUGHS AWKWARDLY | 1:02:47 | 1:02:49 | |
The people love you. Just go give them a hug! | 1:02:49 | 1:02:52 | |
PENGUINS JABBER | 1:02:52 | 1:02:54 | |
PEOPLE SCREAM | 1:02:54 | 1:02:56 | |
SKIPPER JABBERS | 1:03:00 | 1:03:01 | |
Don't let them touch you! | 1:03:01 | 1:03:02 | |
Oh, no. What's happening? | 1:03:11 | 1:03:13 | |
Nobody likes you any more? | 1:03:13 | 1:03:15 | |
Well, the fun and games are just beginning. | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
Watch this, penguins! | 1:03:17 | 1:03:19 | |
Somebody call... | 1:03:19 | 1:03:20 | |
the exterminators! | 1:03:20 | 1:03:22 | |
And when the exterminators take you away, | 1:03:30 | 1:03:33 | |
you never come back! | 1:03:33 | 1:03:35 | |
Oh, dear. | 1:03:59 | 1:04:00 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
What do I do? What do I do? | 1:04:02 | 1:04:03 | |
Crikey! | 1:04:05 | 1:04:06 | |
OCTOPUSES BABBLE | 1:04:07 | 1:04:09 | |
Come on, then, you want to go? You want some argy-bargy? | 1:04:11 | 1:04:14 | |
Yaaargh! | 1:04:14 | 1:04:17 | |
OCTOPUSES BABBLE | 1:04:22 | 1:04:23 | |
PRIVATE WHOOPS | 1:04:29 | 1:04:31 | |
Woohoo! Yee-ha! | 1:04:31 | 1:04:34 | |
Uh-oh, missed one! | 1:04:38 | 1:04:40 | |
What a wonderful day in the park! | 1:04:41 | 1:04:43 | |
Skipper! | 1:04:43 | 1:04:44 | |
Wait! | 1:04:50 | 1:04:51 | |
Hold on! What are you doing? | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
Skipper! | 1:04:57 | 1:04:58 | |
Don't eat that! | 1:05:00 | 1:05:01 | |
Skipper, listen! It's me, Private. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:06 | |
I've got a plan, but I need your help. | 1:05:06 | 1:05:08 | |
I need my Skipper. | 1:05:08 | 1:05:10 | |
SKIPPER PANTS | 1:05:10 | 1:05:13 | |
Huh? | 1:05:17 | 1:05:18 | |
Private? | 1:05:31 | 1:05:32 | |
Yes! That's it! | 1:05:32 | 1:05:34 | |
Private, you're alive! | 1:05:34 | 1:05:36 | |
Oh, God! | 1:05:38 | 1:05:39 | |
SKIPPER LAUGHS | 1:05:39 | 1:05:42 | |
SKIPPER RETCHES | 1:05:42 | 1:05:44 | |
Meow! | 1:05:44 | 1:05:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 1:05:46 | 1:05:48 | |
Kowalski! You've got to get a grip! | 1:05:52 | 1:05:54 | |
Kowalski! Eva is worried about you! | 1:05:56 | 1:05:58 | |
She is? | 1:05:58 | 1:06:00 | |
What did she say? | 1:06:00 | 1:06:01 | |
Did she say my name, specifically? | 1:06:01 | 1:06:02 | |
I mean, were there tears? Details! Come on, tell me! | 1:06:02 | 1:06:06 | |
Private! You're alive! Come here. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:09 | |
This feels a little awkward... | 1:06:09 | 1:06:11 | |
but I'm happy. | 1:06:11 | 1:06:12 | |
Rico! You need to listen to us. RICO BELCHES | 1:06:16 | 1:06:18 | |
I guess you're kind of the same either way. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:21 | |
RICO BABBLES | 1:06:21 | 1:06:23 | |
Heads up! | 1:06:23 | 1:06:24 | |
Looks like we're back in business, boys. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
And our business is saving penguin-kind. | 1:06:29 | 1:06:32 | |
Who's with me? | 1:06:32 | 1:06:34 | |
Count me in. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:35 | |
Let's do this! | 1:06:35 | 1:06:37 | |
Let's create and feel momentum! | 1:06:37 | 1:06:39 | |
Sir, how long do we stand here like this? | 1:06:43 | 1:06:46 | |
Until we've reached maximum coolness. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:49 | |
There it is. | 1:06:52 | 1:06:53 | |
Now all we need is a plan. | 1:06:53 | 1:06:55 | |
I've got one! | 1:06:55 | 1:06:56 | |
Er...huh? | 1:06:56 | 1:06:58 | |
You stole Dave's ray?! | 1:07:00 | 1:07:02 | |
Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray, | 1:07:02 | 1:07:05 | |
we could turn everyone back to normal. | 1:07:05 | 1:07:08 | |
Reverse the ray? | 1:07:08 | 1:07:09 | |
That's brilliant! But it's impossible. | 1:07:09 | 1:07:11 | |
In order to reverse the ray, | 1:07:11 | 1:07:13 | |
we would need to replace the Medusa Serum | 1:07:13 | 1:07:15 | |
with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:19 | |
Immeasurable cuteness? | 1:07:19 | 1:07:20 | |
Where the heck are we supposed to get that? | 1:07:20 | 1:07:23 | |
No, wait, Private! No! | 1:07:33 | 1:07:35 | |
We don't know what that will do to you! | 1:07:35 | 1:07:37 | |
All right! | 1:07:39 | 1:07:40 | |
The ray! It works! | 1:07:40 | 1:07:42 | |
-It works! -Private! Are you OK? | 1:07:42 | 1:07:45 | |
Yes! | 1:07:45 | 1:07:46 | |
Whoa! Butt-hand! | 1:07:46 | 1:07:48 | |
There's a hand attached to his butt. That was not there before. | 1:07:48 | 1:07:52 | |
Get out of there! That's an order! | 1:07:52 | 1:07:54 | |
Permission to defy order. | 1:07:54 | 1:07:55 | |
-Permission denied! -Then I deny your denial. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:57 | |
It's too risky, Private! | 1:07:57 | 1:07:58 | |
It already made you sprout a butt-hand! | 1:07:58 | 1:08:00 | |
I know it has to be me this time. | 1:08:00 | 1:08:03 | |
And I think you know it, too. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:06 | |
I'm the secret weapon! | 1:08:20 | 1:08:22 | |
I'm happy! And yet... | 1:08:31 | 1:08:35 | |
now that I have my revenge, I feel empty. | 1:08:35 | 1:08:40 | |
As if what I needed all along was... | 1:08:40 | 1:08:45 | |
more revenge! | 1:08:45 | 1:08:46 | |
In fact, Robin, write this down. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:48 | |
Tomorrow, we move on to kittens! | 1:08:48 | 1:08:50 | |
Then puppies! Bunnies! Pandas! | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
Charlize, they're on the ray! | 1:08:55 | 1:08:57 | |
Helen, hunt them down! | 1:08:58 | 1:09:00 | |
William, hurt them. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
Halle, bury them! | 1:09:02 | 1:09:03 | |
Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations! | 1:09:03 | 1:09:05 | |
Kevin, bake on! | 1:09:05 | 1:09:07 | |
We're still going to need that victory cake! | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
We're only going to get one shot at this, boys. | 1:09:17 | 1:09:19 | |
How we doing on those snowglobes? | 1:09:19 | 1:09:21 | |
Beam-splitter ready! | 1:09:21 | 1:09:23 | |
Fire at will! | 1:09:23 | 1:09:25 | |
Do it, Skipper! | 1:09:26 | 1:09:27 | |
NOTHING HAPPENS | 1:09:32 | 1:09:34 | |
AGAIN, NOTHING HAPPENS | 1:09:34 | 1:09:36 | |
Dead batteries?! | 1:09:39 | 1:09:41 | |
Game over, Skipper. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:42 | |
Ha-ha! | 1:09:42 | 1:09:44 | |
No! | 1:09:44 | 1:09:45 | |
Rico, batteries! | 1:09:46 | 1:09:48 | |
Skipper, Kowalski, hold off those octopi! | 1:09:48 | 1:09:50 | |
We're doing this NOW! | 1:09:50 | 1:09:52 | |
You heard Private! Deploy! | 1:09:53 | 1:09:56 | |
KOWALSKI ROARS TRIUMPHANTLY | 1:09:58 | 1:10:02 | |
STORE MUSIC PLAYS | 1:10:05 | 1:10:07 | |
# I can dream about you... # | 1:10:10 | 1:10:13 | |
Get back, you aquatic savages! | 1:10:13 | 1:10:16 | |
Behind you! Beside you! 6 o'clock! 12 o'clock! | 1:10:16 | 1:10:19 | |
-They're coming from every direction! -There's just too many of them! | 1:10:23 | 1:10:26 | |
ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC TINKLES | 1:10:26 | 1:10:29 | |
OCTOPUSES BABBLE | 1:10:29 | 1:10:32 | |
-Whoa! -You came back! | 1:10:46 | 1:10:48 | |
-SHORT FUSE: -Oh! That's why you look back at the explosion. | 1:10:57 | 1:11:00 | |
# I can dream about you... # | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
Wargh! | 1:11:13 | 1:11:14 | |
Fallback positions! | 1:11:14 | 1:11:15 | |
Stay away from Private! | 1:11:17 | 1:11:18 | |
Suck it up, Kowalski! | 1:11:22 | 1:11:24 | |
No! | 1:11:27 | 1:11:28 | |
It's over, Skipper. | 1:11:28 | 1:11:30 | |
Over? That's weird. | 1:11:30 | 1:11:32 | |
Then why is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double-As? | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
No! The remote! | 1:11:39 | 1:11:42 | |
Rico! Dibble me! | 1:11:49 | 1:11:51 | |
WHOOSH! | 1:11:59 | 1:12:01 | |
SLOW HEARTBEAT POUNDS | 1:12:01 | 1:12:05 | |
DAVE CACKLES | 1:12:08 | 1:12:10 | |
Hi-yah! | 1:12:13 | 1:12:15 | |
EXCITED CHATTER | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
It worked! | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
Private! | 1:12:48 | 1:12:49 | |
Excuse me! Emergency! Coming through. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:51 | |
Make a hole! Make a hole! | 1:12:51 | 1:12:53 | |
Don't worry! | 1:12:58 | 1:13:00 | |
A chrysalis is just forming around you. That's perfectly normal. | 1:13:00 | 1:13:04 | |
Private...? | 1:13:15 | 1:13:17 | |
Private? | 1:13:25 | 1:13:27 | |
Oh, look at that. Majestic! | 1:13:31 | 1:13:33 | |
Hello! | 1:13:33 | 1:13:34 | |
-Oh! Hey! -What's wrong? | 1:13:36 | 1:13:38 | |
Have I got something...? | 1:13:38 | 1:13:39 | |
Cover your eyes. Don't turn your head! | 1:13:39 | 1:13:41 | |
So... | 1:13:43 | 1:13:44 | |
How do I look? | 1:13:44 | 1:13:46 | |
You're hideously disfigured... | 1:13:47 | 1:13:48 | |
and will probably be hunted for sport. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:51 | |
What?! | 1:13:51 | 1:13:52 | |
What? | 1:13:52 | 1:13:54 | |
If there's anything we've learned | 1:13:54 | 1:13:56 | |
from this delightful adventure, KOWALSKI, | 1:13:56 | 1:13:59 | |
it's that looks don't matter. | 1:13:59 | 1:14:01 | |
It's what you do that counts. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:04 | |
And look at what you did. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:07 | |
Yes, sir. | 1:14:27 | 1:14:29 | |
You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:33 | |
-Way to go, Private! -Attaboy! -Nicely done. | 1:14:51 | 1:14:56 | |
Way to go, Private. You did it! | 1:14:57 | 1:14:59 | |
We're so proud of you! | 1:14:59 | 1:15:01 | |
You saved us! | 1:15:01 | 1:15:03 | |
We love you, Private! | 1:15:03 | 1:15:05 | |
Yeah, we love you! | 1:15:05 | 1:15:07 | |
You the penguin! | 1:15:07 | 1:15:09 | |
DEEP RUMBLING | 1:15:09 | 1:15:11 | |
Ramirez! | 1:15:27 | 1:15:28 | |
-Dave. -Dave! | 1:15:28 | 1:15:30 | |
DAVE LAUGHS | 1:15:30 | 1:15:32 | |
What? Are you kidding me?! | 1:15:35 | 1:15:38 | |
Dave! Oh, look at you. | 1:15:40 | 1:15:42 | |
You think this is over? I'm just getting started! | 1:15:42 | 1:15:46 | |
What do we do with him now? | 1:15:46 | 1:15:48 | |
-Aw! -Open this right now! | 1:15:48 | 1:15:50 | |
Here you go, kid. | 1:15:50 | 1:15:51 | |
Cool! | 1:15:54 | 1:15:55 | |
I hope you find happiness, Dave. | 1:16:01 | 1:16:03 | |
It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! | 1:16:05 | 1:16:07 | |
It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! | 1:16:07 | 1:16:10 | |
Right. Now, then... | 1:16:11 | 1:16:12 | |
This is difficult for me to say... | 1:16:13 | 1:16:15 | |
Is it "osteoporosis"? You've just got to lean into the vowel. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:18 | |
Os-tee-oh... | 1:16:18 | 1:16:20 | |
No, no. | 1:16:20 | 1:16:22 | |
I want to say, you four are the bravest agents I have ever known. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:26 | |
The point is... | 1:16:27 | 1:16:28 | |
I was wrong about you. | 1:16:28 | 1:16:30 | |
And I hope there is some way I can make it right. | 1:16:30 | 1:16:34 | |
-Give us jetpacks. -We should kiss. | 1:16:34 | 1:16:36 | |
Whoa! | 1:16:36 | 1:16:37 | |
Did you just say...? | 1:16:37 | 1:16:39 | |
LOUD SMOOCHING | 1:16:41 | 1:16:43 | |
Urgh! | 1:16:43 | 1:16:44 | |
Well, that feels right! | 1:16:44 | 1:16:46 | |
I think I'd actually prefer a jetpack, please. | 1:16:46 | 1:16:48 | |
I think we should go with Private's idea. | 1:16:49 | 1:16:52 | |
Hm. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:54 | |
PENGUINS WHOOP AND CHEER | 1:16:54 | 1:16:56 | |
Kowalski, what's our trajectory? | 1:16:56 | 1:16:58 | |
95% certain this will end in massive, flaming disaster. | 1:16:58 | 1:17:03 | |
And the other 5%? | 1:17:03 | 1:17:04 | |
Irrelevant, sir. Jetpacks are awesome! | 1:17:04 | 1:17:08 | |
Agreed. | 1:17:08 | 1:17:09 | |
Who says penguins can't fly? | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
Booyah! | 1:17:26 | 1:17:28 | |
# We've been around the world, same song | 1:17:28 | 1:17:29 | |
# Work hard, play hard, all day long | 1:17:29 | 1:17:31 | |
# All the continents get jealous over me | 1:17:31 | 1:17:33 | |
# You can see me 3D overseas | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
# If you know me then you know where to find me | 1:17:35 | 1:17:36 | |
# Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me | 1:17:36 | 1:17:38 | |
# Now live it up, live it up, live it up | 1:17:38 | 1:17:40 | |
# Baby, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up | 1:17:40 | 1:17:42 | |
-# And we gon' -Boom boom, around the world | 1:17:42 | 1:17:44 | |
# Boom boom, no kidding, girl | 1:17:44 | 1:17:46 | |
# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play | 1:17:46 | 1:17:49 | |
# We gon' Boom boom around the world | 1:17:49 | 1:17:51 | |
# Boom boom, no kidding, girl | 1:17:51 | 1:17:53 | |
# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play | 1:17:53 | 1:17:56 | |
# Let's celebrate | 1:17:56 | 1:17:57 | |
# I just wanna celebrate | 1:17:57 | 1:18:00 | |
# Turn it up... # | 1:18:00 | 1:18:01 | |
Um, Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right? | 1:18:01 | 1:18:05 | |
Absolutely. First thing, Monday. | 1:18:05 | 1:18:07 | |
Whee! I'm in a rocket ship! | 1:18:10 | 1:18:12 | |
I want to push the button. | 1:18:12 | 1:18:14 | |
Give me that. | 1:18:14 | 1:18:15 | |
Stealer! | 1:18:15 | 1:18:16 | |
Let's do this! I'm ready! | 1:18:16 | 1:18:18 | |
OK, on three. One, three, go! | 1:18:18 | 1:18:20 | |
I'm just going to do a little practice push. | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
OK, I'm not going to press it... | 1:18:23 | 1:18:24 | |
Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there! | 1:18:24 | 1:18:27 | |
I'm a laser show! | 1:18:27 | 1:18:29 | |
Julien! | 1:18:30 | 1:18:31 | |
Hey! | 1:18:33 | 1:18:34 | |
That's the Private we know and love. High-one! | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
Immeasurable cuteness, right there. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:39 | |
Good to be back. | 1:18:39 | 1:18:41 | |
I feel like a French fry. Whoo! | 1:18:41 | 1:18:44 | |
I'm OK! | 1:18:44 | 1:18:46 | |
And with cuteness to spare. | 1:18:46 | 1:18:47 | |
Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice all around. | 1:18:47 | 1:18:51 | |
-Private's buying. -What? | 1:18:51 | 1:18:52 | |
You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more... | 1:18:52 | 1:18:55 | |
pizzazz! | 1:18:55 | 1:18:56 | |
MUNCH! | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
-MUFFLED: -Yes! Now, that's pizzazz! | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
Hehehehe! | 1:19:00 | 1:19:01 | |
# ..I just wanna celebrate | 1:19:02 | 1:19:04 | |
# I just wanna celebrate | 1:19:05 | 1:19:08 | |
# Tonight, we're making history | 1:19:08 | 1:19:12 | |
# I just wanna celebrate | 1:19:12 | 1:19:15 | |
# Turn it up | 1:19:18 | 1:19:20 | |
# Turn it up | 1:19:26 | 1:19:27 | |
# I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it | 1:19:30 | 1:19:32 | |
# Make it or take it The point is we made it | 1:19:32 | 1:19:34 | |
# Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady | 1:19:34 | 1:19:36 | |
# And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies | 1:19:36 | 1:19:38 | |
# But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator | 1:19:38 | 1:19:40 | |
# All around the globe, Matter of fact, see you later | 1:19:40 | 1:19:41 | |
# They're great, we're greater, we're world dominators | 1:19:41 | 1:19:43 | |
# And we're also some smooth operators | 1:19:43 | 1:19:45 | |
-# And we gon' -Boom boom, around the world | 1:19:45 | 1:19:47 | |
# Boom boom, no kidding, girl | 1:19:47 | 1:19:48 | |
# Boom boom That's the way we like to play | 1:19:48 | 1:19:52 | |
# And we gon' Boom boom, around the world | 1:19:52 | 1:19:54 | |
# Boom boom, no kidding, girl | 1:19:54 | 1:19:56 | |
# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play | 1:19:56 | 1:19:59 | |
# I just wanna celebrate | 1:19:59 | 1:20:03 | |
# I just wanna celebrate | 1:20:03 | 1:20:06 | |
# Tonight, we're making history | 1:20:06 | 1:20:10 | |
# I just wanna celebrate | 1:20:10 | 1:20:14 | |
# Turn it up | 1:20:16 | 1:20:18 | |
# Turn it up | 1:20:20 | 1:20:22 | |
# Let's celebrate. # | 1:20:23 | 1:20:25 |