Turbo


Turbo

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ENGINES REVVING

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RACING ANNOUNCER: 'And we're back at the final stretch

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'of the Indianapolis 500.

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'Guy Gagne is gaining on the pack.

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'The young French Canadian is making quite an impression

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'in his debut here at the Motor Speedway.

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'In all my years of racing,

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'I've never seen a driver with this much raw talent.'

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But what's this?

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Out of nowhere, a dark horse is challenging Gagne.

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He's gaining on the pack.

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ANNOUNCER: 'And down the front stretch.'

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Moving into fourth position... third... Now, second!

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ANNOUNCER: 'Going to the outside as they cross the bricks!'

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And it looks like the winner is Turbo!

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IMITATES CROWD CHEERING Amazing! Unbelievable!

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Instant replay. Again, in super slow-mo.

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Whoo! Whoa!

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YELPING

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CLATTERING

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VIDEO REWINDING

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Welcome back, race fans.

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We're here with Indy's brightest new star, Guy Gagne.

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Tell us, Guy, what inspired you to become a race driver?

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You know, Dan, everybody's got that one thing that makes them happy.

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And for me, it's terrifying, terrifying blazing speed.

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REPORTERS ON TV: Guy!

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ALL CLAMOURING

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-One at a time, please. CHET:

-Theo!

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Yes, the handsome fellow in the back.

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-SIGHS

-What are you doing?

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What I've always done. Stay focused, try to run my race.

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That's all any driver can do. Next question.

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Can you please go to sleep?

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We've got work tomorrow.

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Sleep? Are you kidding me?

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It takes hours to come down after a big race like this.

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Yeah, I bet. OK.

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-GUY:

-They are the fuel that keeps me running!

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Guy, when you were just a rookie starting out in the Indy Lights,

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did you ever dream that you'd be standing here today?

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Well, as my dear father always told me,

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"No dream is too big, and no dreamer

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-"too small."

-Too small.

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-CHET:

-Sleep!

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GROANS

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Head in the game. Head in the game. EXHALES

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GRUNTING

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PANTING

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STRAINING

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PANTING

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Yes! 17 minutes! That's a new record!

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-Woohoo!

-THEO!

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MALE SNAIL YAWNS

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-FEMALE SNAIL:

-Good morning.

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GARGLING

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Let's go, people! Pick it up! SIGHS

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Turbo, ready to make his move. GROANING

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Did you see that? She cut me off!

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Ah! The joys of racing.

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How could anyone not see the appeal of watching a bunch of cars

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drive around in circles for hours on end?

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Left turn! Left turn! Left turn!

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Your ignorance saddens me no end.

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Left turn! "What do I do here?

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-"Oh, no, wait a minute. Left turn!"

-LAUGHS

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-SALLY:

-'Morning, Chet!

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How's it going, Sally?

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-'Morning, Chet.

-'Morning, Phil.

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CAWING

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Well, that's a shame.

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And so begins another wonderful work week at the plant.

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WHISTLING

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All right, people, we got a lot of tomatoes to harvest today.

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We got to pick them, we got to sort them, we got to eat them.

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But most importantly, we got to be...

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ALL: Safe.

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Yes! Music to my ears.

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-WHISTLES

-Look at her.

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Nice curves.

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Oh! You are one giant, juicy temptress.

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Mmm. Big Red.

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Any day now.

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SIGHS

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Any day now.

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-FEMALE SNAIL:

-Overripe!

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Overripe!

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Overripe!

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GRUNTS

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Oh, no.

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FLIES BUZZING

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Here we go.

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Bring it on.

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LAUGHS

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GROANS

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Whoa! Not this time.

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FLIES BUZZING GROANS

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And the cars are at the starting line.

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Gagne's in the top pole position,

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driving his trademark number one overripe tomato.

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Next to him is that feisty young upstart, Turbo.

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IN MANLY VOICE: Gentlemen, start your engines.

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Gagne rolls into the lead around the first turn

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with Turbo hot on his tail into the straightway.

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-Hey, there he goes again.

-BOTH LAUGHING

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And down the home stretch, the crowd goes wild!

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Go, Turbo!

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They're neck and neck! Gagne, Turbo! Turbo, Gagne!

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And it looks like the winner is...

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SNAILS CHANTING: Turbo!

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Oh! So close!

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-It's a photo finish!

-ALL LAUGHING

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-FEMALE SNAIL:

-Overripe!

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ALL LAUGHING

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All right, all right, knock it off.

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Talk to your brother, Chet. Or I will.

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I'm on it, Carl.

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This will not happen again.

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Uh-huh. Heard that before.

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-NERVOUS CHUCKLE

-OK.

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SIGHS

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-FOREMAN:

-That's lunch!

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You do this to yourself, you know.

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I mean, look at you.

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How could they not make fun of you?

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It's like you're almost forcing them.

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-SIGHS

-If you'd just quit it with the speed stuff...

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I can't help it.

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It's in me.

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Mmm, no. It is not "in" you.

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Says who?

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Nature. Mother Nature.

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Maybe you've heard of her?

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We all have our limitations, Theo.

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And the sooner you accept the dull,

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miserable reality of your existence,

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the happier you'll be.

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Wow. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?

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Heads up! Shell crusher, two o' clock!

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SLURPING

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CRACKING LAUGHS

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All right, people, you know the drill.

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Tuck and roll!

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Can't tuck. I can't tuck!

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Theo, tuck and roll!

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We've been over this. I don't tuck and roll.

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You have a shell for a reason. Use it.

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You use it.

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I mean, come on, he's not even looking this way.

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Hey, Juice Box, nice tricycle!

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You see what I'm saying?

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All right, good hustle.

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-Good hustle, everybody!

-SCOFFS

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Almost everybody.

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-THEO:

-Quitting time!

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Goodnight, Jim! Night, Sally!

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Night, Steve! I don't know your name.

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I'm out of here! Bye!

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ANNOUNCER: You're watching Fast!

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Sponsored by Adrenalode!

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THEO: Adrenalode, not legal in Utah and South Dakota.

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Do not exceed more than two cans of Adrenalode in a 24-hour period.

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Do not expose Adrenalode to flame, or to water, or to sand.

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Yes!

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Oh! IN RASPY VOICE: That tastes awesome.

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Welcome back to The Road to Indianapolis.

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I'm here with five-time Indy champ, the legendary Guy Gagne!

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THEO: I love you, Guy!

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Tell us, Guy, do you have any advice for the future racers out there

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who might be watching at home right now?

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Oh, my gosh. That's me, that's me.

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Well, there comes a time in every race

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when a driver is forced to make that one, key, split-second decision.

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Fall behind, or push ahead.

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Push ahead!

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To take a chance and risk it all,

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or play it safe and suffer defeat.

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Risk it all, Guy!

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But what really separates the racers from the champions...

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Yes!

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..that one thing that separates

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the ordinary from the extraordinary...

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What is it?

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That one thing is...

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GASPS

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GRUNTING

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No!

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No, you didn't!

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No! No! No! No! No!

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Come back to me, TV!

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SOBBING

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WHINES

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CREAKING GASPS

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GRUNTING

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Whoa. CHUCKLES

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-'Only you have your finger on the...'

-It's working!

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CRASHES

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-'Morning, Bob.

-'Morning, Sally.

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'Morning, Steve.

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-CAWING

-'Morning...

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ALL SIGHING

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You know, this is good.

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Yes, this is good.

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I daresay we've had a breakthrough, here.

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With that TV gone, you can finally get out of that garage

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and put all that racing nonsense behind you.

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And do what?

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Start living your life.

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I have a life?

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RUMBLING

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Big Red?

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Big Red!

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I can't tuck. I can't tuck!

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-Yes!

-Finally!

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All right, let's chow down!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit the brakes, people.

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It's Gardener Day.

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You're quitting? Just like that?

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Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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That's a bad thing. LAWNMOWER SPUTTERING

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"There comes a time in every race

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"when a driver is forced to make

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"that one, key, split-second decision."

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What did he just say?

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"Take a chance and risk it all,

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"or play it safe and suffer defeat."

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-CHUCKLING

-OK, enough with the crazy talk, Theo.

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Just step away from the grass and get back to work.

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Theo!

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And the cars are at the starting line.

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Gentlemen, start your engines.

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ENGINE STARTING

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And once again, it's Turbo out front.

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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING

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ECHOING No dream is too big.

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In the high lane! At the stripe!

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MUSIC STOPS WHIRRING

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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES

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CROWD CHEERING

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And it looks like the winner is...

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Tuck and roll, Theo! Tuck and roll!

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No!

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Aw.

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CLICKING TONGUE

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Are you insane?

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You could've gotten yourself killed!

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Theo, what were you thinking?

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I thought I could get there.

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When are you going to wake up?

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THUNDER RUMBLING

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ENGINES ROARING

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GASPS

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I wish...

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I wish I was...

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AIRPLANE APPROACHING

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HONKING

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GASPS

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YELPING

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EXHALES That was close.

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ENGINE STARTING

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ENGINES REVVING

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Oh, no.

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TYRES SCREECHING

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SCREAMING

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LAUGHING

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Yeah!

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GRUNTS

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No, no, no! Come on! Faster!

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SCREAMING

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THEO YELPING

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POWERING UP

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No, no, no!

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SCREAMING

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GROANS

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GROANING

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What happened?

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GASPS Hey, hey, hey! Get out of here!

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Not dead! Not dead! SHUDDERS

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BIRDS CAWING GASPS

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Ugh! It reeks in here.

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It's like wearing a hat made out of feet.

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GRUNTING

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SIGHS IN RELIEF

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Home.

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Aah! Aah!

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CHUCKLES

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All right.

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I'm OK.

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SIGHS IN RELIEF

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Oh.

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That's peculiar.

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YELPING

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OK, what's happening to me?

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ALARM BLARING Oh! What? That's me!

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Oh, come on! Stop it!

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Shh! Shh! Quiet, quiet!

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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! GRUNTS

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BLARING STOPS

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Welcome, everyone, to this monthly safety meeting.

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CAWING

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Well, there goes Jerry.

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I'm going to hand things over to Chet, now,

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who has some important new policies to go over.

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Thank you very much, Carl. Good afternoon, everyone.

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I'm happy to "poli-see" you all here today.

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CHET CHUCKLES

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OK. I would like to begin with some very exciting news.

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The latest figures are in.

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Accidental smushes were down 15%.

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Well done, team.

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ALL APPLAUDING

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GROANS

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MAN ON RADIO: # It's tricky to rock a rhyme

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# To rock a rhyme That's right, on time

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# It's tricky T-t-tricky, tricky... #

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FEMALE DJ ON RADIO: Yo, yo! You're listening to 98.6

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where hip-hop... IMITATES RECORD SCRATCH: ..beats.

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NERVOUS CHUCKLE

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MAN 1 ON RADIO: # What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa! #

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MAN 2 SPEAKING SPANISH ON RADIO

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MAN 2 WHOOPING LATIN MUSIC PLAYING

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SLURPS

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MAN 3 ON RADIO: # Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot... #

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SIGHS Finally.

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IMITATES MOTORCYCLE REVVING

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GASPS

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LAUGHS

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Huh?

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PANTING

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What in the...

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SCREAMING

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Oh!

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SHOUTING

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GASPS

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THEO YELPING

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SCREAMS

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Whoa!

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LAUGHS

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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-Help!

-LAUGHS

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Stop! Stop, stop!

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-Mom!

-GROANS

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SOBS

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LAUGHS Yeah! Whoa!

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Oh, no!

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And so, in preparation for Crow Awareness Week...

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SNORING

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..I'd just like to say...

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BICYCLE BELL RINGING

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-Tuck and roll!

-ALL LAUGHING

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No, I'm not kidding! Tuck and roll!

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BELL RINGING

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Look out!

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Granted, yes,

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I admit that there's been a wee bit of damage to inventory, here,

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but if you'd just let me explain...

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You're fired!

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Whoa, OK, Carl, if you just give him one more chance,

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I promise that this will never, ever...

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You don't understand. YOU'RE fired.

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"You," plural. Yous. Y'all. BOTH of you!

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GROWLING

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SIGHS

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Chet. I'm so sorry.

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You have to believe me, I didn't mean for this to...

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-All my life.

-LAUGHING

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All my life, I've defended you, covered for you,

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stood up for you, apologised for you,

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and THIS is what I get in return.

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Dragged down with you on your sinking ship.

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A nice, comfy deck chair on the SS Theo!

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Aye-aye, Captain!

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I'm really sorry.

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What is wrong with you?

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THEO: I don't know. All I know is, the other night,

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I'm standing above the 101, and all of a sudden...

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It was a rhetorical question!

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CAWING CHET SCREAMS

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Chet!

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Help! The world is moving!

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SCREAMS

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Coming through!

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OK, I'm going to wake up any minute now.

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Wake up! Wake up!

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SCREAMING

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Chet?

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Easy now, fellas. You really don't want to do this.

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ALL CAWING

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YELPS

0:23:100:23:11

Chet!

0:23:130:23:14

THEO REVVING

0:23:180:23:19

CAWS

0:23:320:23:34

PANTING

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-CHET:

-Am I dead? Is this...heaven?

0:23:380:23:43

I pictured it...cleaner.

0:23:430:23:45

Come on, get up.

0:23:450:23:46

-GASPS

-Theo. Whoa. The crows got you, too.

0:23:460:23:50

What? No, Chet, it wasn't the crows. It was...

0:23:500:23:54

CAR HORNS HONKING GASPS

0:23:540:23:55

Look at this place.

0:23:550:23:57

Broken glass, rusty nails. Breathe.

0:23:570:24:00

-Discarded salt packets!

-A few, yeah.

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It's like a minefield out here.

0:24:020:24:04

-GASPS

-Oh! Oh, no. I've got tetanus. I've got tetanus.

0:24:050:24:08

-My jaw is locking up.

-GRUNTING

0:24:080:24:11

Chet, will you calm down? There is no reason to panic.

0:24:110:24:15

Everything's going to be just fine.

0:24:150:24:19

BOTH GASP

0:24:190:24:20

-Well, well, well. Buenas noches, little amigos.

-LAUGHS

0:24:200:24:25

This must be my lucky day.

0:24:250:24:27

Hola. It's Tito.

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Hey, tell everyone I'm bringing it.

0:24:330:24:36

ENGINE STARTS

0:24:360:24:37

LATIN HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO

0:24:370:24:39

TURNS VOLUME UP

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SINGING ALONG IN SPANISH

0:24:430:24:44

TITO LAUGHS

0:24:480:24:50

SIREN WAILING

0:24:500:24:52

CONTINUES SINGING

0:24:540:24:56

What is this place?

0:25:070:25:10

INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:25:140:25:15

Well, well, well.

0:25:160:25:17

Somebody better call the cops,

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-because I'm about to make a killing.

-LAUGHS

0:25:190:25:21

Killing?

0:25:210:25:22

What'd he drag in this time?

0:25:220:25:26

Ha! Whiplash is going to eat them up.

0:25:260:25:29

WHIMPERS It's going to be a slaughter.

0:25:290:25:31

Mm-hmm, dead meat.

0:25:310:25:33

GASPING

0:25:330:25:34

We're going to die. We're going to die.

0:25:340:25:35

-POPPING

-Oh! Oh!

0:25:400:25:42

Come on, come on. Now, hurry up.

0:25:420:25:44

STRUGGLING

0:25:450:25:46

A little far from home aren't you, garden snail?

0:25:490:25:53

-LAUGHS MENACINGLY

-Hey, I think we got a crier here.

0:25:530:25:57

Let's do this! WHOOPS

0:25:570:25:58

-I got this one!

-Oh, I got this one!

0:25:580:26:01

Yeah. Yeah, yeah!

0:26:010:26:02

Come on! This is me!

0:26:020:26:03

-Time to go, Theo.

-WHIMPERING

0:26:030:26:05

TITO: Ready...

0:26:050:26:07

IMITATES CAR REVVING YELPS

0:26:070:26:08

Set...

0:26:080:26:09

ALL IMITATE CARS REVVING

0:26:090:26:10

Go!

0:26:140:26:15

ALL SHOUTING

0:26:150:26:17

ALL IMITATE CARS REVVING

0:26:200:26:22

SCREAMING

0:26:220:26:23

-LAUGHS

-Look. He dead.

0:26:260:26:27

ALL LAUGHING

0:26:270:26:28

Taco Man found dead snail.

0:26:280:26:30

What?

0:26:370:26:38

SCREAMING

0:26:500:26:52

SCREECHING

0:27:020:27:03

Run!

0:27:040:27:06

Santa Maria!

0:27:110:27:12

What did you say your name was again?

0:27:120:27:14

My name is Turbo.

0:27:140:27:17

Aw! I wish I could rename myself.

0:27:170:27:19

Where did you find him?

0:27:190:27:20

-How did he do that?

-Where did you come from?

0:27:200:27:22

Hey, how'd you do that?

0:27:220:27:24

Theo. A word, please.

0:27:240:27:26

OK, that was... Um...

0:27:260:27:28

Amazing, right?

0:27:280:27:29

If you think that's something, check this out. Ooh!

0:27:290:27:31

Ahhh! Turn it off!

0:27:310:27:32

Sorry. High beams. Sorry.

0:27:320:27:34

BEEPING Ooh, that's a new one.

0:27:340:27:36

It's OK, it's OK, Theo. Just hang in there.

0:27:360:27:39

As soon as we get home, we're going to get you fixed.

0:27:390:27:42

What? I don't need to be fixed. STAMMERS

0:27:420:27:44

There's nothing wrong with me, Chet.

0:27:440:27:45

Nothing wrong with you? Well, you're...

0:27:450:27:49

You're a freak of nature.

0:27:490:27:50

I know, I know! Isn't it great?

0:27:500:27:52

Theo!

0:27:520:27:53

You know what? I prefer "Turbo."

0:27:530:27:55

I don't know what crazy lab you escaped from

0:27:560:27:59

but you're amazing, Little Amigo. Amazing!

0:27:590:28:02

-ANGELO:

-Tito!

0:28:020:28:03

Mmm?

0:28:030:28:05

Um, one second, please.

0:28:050:28:07

Do you see that sign? What does it say?

0:28:070:28:10

Angelo...

0:28:100:28:11

It says, "Dos Bros Tacos."

0:28:110:28:13

"Dos" Bros, Tito. Not "Uno" Bro.

0:28:130:28:16

You're supposed to be out there, selling tacos,

0:28:160:28:19

not racing snails.

0:28:190:28:20

I know, but this little guy is something special.

0:28:200:28:23

I'm telling you, Angelo,

0:28:230:28:24

the customers are going to be lining up around the block.

0:28:240:28:27

I can see it already.

0:28:270:28:29

"Come for the snail racing, stay for the chimichangas." Huh?

0:28:290:28:34

Get your head out of the clouds, Tito.

0:28:340:28:37

It's enough with your crazy schemes.

0:28:370:28:39

No! You're a taco genius, Angelo.

0:28:390:28:42

And it is my mission in life to share your gift with the world.

0:28:420:28:47

Great. Then first thing in the morning,

0:28:470:28:49

get in that truck and go sell some tacos.

0:28:490:28:53

SIGHS

0:28:530:28:54

Ah, Tito.

0:28:540:28:56

SIGHS

0:28:570:28:58

You sure you had enough to eat? Are you tired?

0:29:030:29:05

Here, I made up your bed.

0:29:050:29:09

Now, it might get a little chilly tonight.

0:29:090:29:12

So, I warmed up your blanket.

0:29:120:29:14

There you go. All comfy and cosy.

0:29:150:29:20

Sweet dreams, Little Amigo. I'll see you in the morning.

0:29:200:29:24

CHUCKLES

0:29:240:29:25

Did he really just kiss you goodnight?

0:29:250:29:28

He did. Jealous? THUMPING ON DOOR

0:29:280:29:30

Question. What gives with the super-speed?

0:29:340:29:36

Hey, hey, you a robot?

0:29:360:29:37

Are you radioactive, homie?

0:29:370:29:39

Is it contagious?

0:29:390:29:40

Give the kid some space.

0:29:400:29:42

I'm Whiplash. And this here is my crew.

0:29:430:29:46

-I'm Skidmark!

-SQUEAKING

0:29:460:29:49

Ah, yeah!

0:29:500:29:52

And I'm Burn. Sizzle, sizzle, uh-uh.

0:29:520:29:56

The name is Smoove Move. I set the tone around here, you dig?

0:29:560:29:59

Now check this. Right about now,

0:29:590:30:00

I'm moving so fast, the whole world's going in slow motion, baby.

0:30:000:30:04

BOTH: Whoa...

0:30:040:30:06

Here one second, gone the next.

0:30:060:30:08

They call me the White Shadow!

0:30:080:30:11

Because I'm so fast, all you see is my shadow.

0:30:110:30:15

I don't get it.

0:30:150:30:17

I'm fast, like a shadow!

0:30:170:30:19

Yeah, but shadows, they're not inherently fast.

0:30:190:30:23

White Shadow...

0:30:230:30:25

I can still see you.

0:30:250:30:26

Listen, garden snail, you clearly

0:30:260:30:28

got the skills to pay the bills.

0:30:280:30:30

If snails had to pay bills, that is.

0:30:300:30:33

You would be able to pay them.

0:30:330:30:34

Yeah, bills.

0:30:340:30:36

Paid in full, son.

0:30:360:30:37

So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.

0:30:370:30:41

SUPPRESSED CHUCKLE

0:30:410:30:42

Join your crew?

0:30:420:30:44

Did I say something humorous?

0:30:440:30:46

I'm sorry. It's just that you guys are, you know,

0:30:460:30:49

kind of slow-ish.

0:30:490:30:52

ALL: Oh! Really? To our faces?

0:30:520:30:54

Theo, what are you doing?

0:30:540:30:56

Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.

0:30:560:31:00

-Heard what?

-LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

-I didn't hear anything.

0:31:000:31:03

Nothing out of order, did you, Theo?

0:31:030:31:04

Oh, I meant what I said.

0:31:040:31:05

Then you better put your money where your mouth is.

0:31:050:31:08

Snails don't have money.

0:31:080:31:09

Otherwise, we'd be able to pay the bills. Remember?

0:31:090:31:12

Your trash talk is needlessly complicated.

0:31:120:31:14

Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills are overdue?

0:31:140:31:19

Enough talk. It's time for action.

0:31:190:31:23

It's simple. First one to the top of that shooting star wins.

0:31:230:31:29

SCOFFS You guys? Way up there, huh? Awesome.

0:31:290:31:33

Let me get my calendar so I can time you.

0:31:330:31:35

-SCOFFS

-Oh, you got jokes, rookie?

0:31:350:31:37

Laugh it up, garden snail.

0:31:370:31:39

On your mark...

0:31:390:31:40

-MUSIC: Jump Around by House Of Pain

-Get yourself set...

0:31:400:31:43

Prepare to be White Shadowed!

0:31:430:31:47

ALL WHOOPING

0:31:470:31:49

BOTH: Whoa!

0:31:490:31:50

Yeah!

0:31:520:31:54

Whoo!

0:31:540:31:55

Yeah! Bam!

0:31:550:31:56

Coming through!

0:31:570:31:59

Oh! Those guys are crazy!

0:31:590:32:00

Those guys are awesome.

0:32:000:32:02

Hey, player! The party up here!

0:32:040:32:06

Whoo!

0:32:060:32:08

WHOOPING

0:32:100:32:12

How do I get up there?

0:32:130:32:14

Later!

0:32:290:32:31

LAUGHING Oh!

0:32:310:32:32

MUSIC DISTORTS

0:32:390:32:41

JUMP AROUND CONTINUES PLAYING

0:32:430:32:44

Coming through!

0:32:440:32:46

Yeah!

0:32:460:32:47

-Who's "slow-ish" now, garden snail?

-ALL LAUGHING

0:32:490:32:52

LAUGHS Today, everything changes!

0:32:560:32:59

-ANGELO:

-Tito, what are you doing?

0:33:020:33:04

Planning a "taco-volution"!

0:33:040:33:06

It's a little concept that I came up with. When you combine the words...

0:33:060:33:09

"Taco" and "revolution." I get it.

0:33:090:33:12

But how is that supposed to help us sell tacos?

0:33:120:33:15

Patience, bro. Taco-volutions don't happen in a day.

0:33:150:33:19

# Tacos, I say

0:33:190:33:20

# Talking about a taco-volution ANGELO GROANS

0:33:200:33:23

# Sauce and chips Mmm... #

0:33:230:33:25

TOUR BUS DRIVER: And next up on our tour is the LA River.

0:33:270:33:29

Oh, oh, oh!

0:33:290:33:31

Famous for its appearance...

0:33:310:33:32

GROANS

0:33:340:33:35

Get! Get out! BIRDS CAWING

0:33:350:33:37

-TITO:

-Sorry, Paz. Can you throw that up here?

0:33:450:33:49

-WHIPLASH:

-Coming to getcha! I'm coming to getcha!

0:33:490:33:51

-BURN:

-Bye.

0:33:510:33:52

PHONE RINGS Hey!

0:33:520:33:54

Valley Hobby, this is Bobby, how can I help you?

0:33:540:33:58

No, you got the wrong number. Yeah, OK.

0:33:580:34:01

SIGHS

0:34:010:34:03

-WHIPLASH:

-That's what I'm talking about!

0:34:030:34:05

You want Jackson Five on your feet? One Jackson per toe.

0:34:050:34:08

Sure, knock yourself out.

0:34:090:34:12

Can't get no better.

0:34:220:34:25

SIGHS

0:34:320:34:33

EXHALES

0:34:440:34:45

Mmm!

0:34:520:34:53

-CHET:

-OK. So, what's your plan, huh?

0:34:560:34:59

Stay here in this rundown strip mall?

0:34:590:35:02

With a bunch of lunatic snails,

0:35:020:35:05

and a nutso taco man who is using you to sell Mexican food?

0:35:050:35:09

Because if that's your plan, then whoopty-skippy-do, sign me up!

0:35:090:35:14

My ears are burning. I hope you're not talking about me.

0:35:140:35:19

You two seem to have a special connection, Little Amigo,

0:35:190:35:21

and Snail Who Seems To Be Friends With Little Amigo.

0:35:210:35:25

Is this your mother?

0:35:250:35:27

-LAUGHING

-Your sister?

0:35:270:35:29

Oh! Say no more. It's your girlfriend.

0:35:290:35:34

SNORTING GRUMBLES

0:35:340:35:36

Ah, she's a cutie.

0:35:360:35:39

Ow!

0:35:390:35:41

Hmm.

0:35:410:35:42

Women.

0:35:440:35:46

SIGHS

0:35:460:35:47

I have to admit,

0:35:470:35:49

I was kind of hoping the taco-volution would've started by now.

0:35:490:35:52

SIGHS

0:35:550:35:57

GROANS

0:35:570:35:58

It doesn't make sense.

0:35:580:36:00

With my brains and your speed,

0:36:000:36:02

we should be destined for greatness, right?

0:36:020:36:05

We need to think big, Little Amigo.

0:36:060:36:08

I'm talking commercials, talk shows, county fairs.

0:36:080:36:12

Flea markets. No, farmers' markets. No, supermarkets.

0:36:130:36:16

We'll cover all the markets.

0:36:160:36:18

Quinceaeras, confirmations, graduations...

0:36:190:36:22

GASPS The Indy 500.

0:36:220:36:25

Ooh, I got it. We can have our very own telenovela!

0:36:250:36:29

What? No.

0:36:290:36:30

Oh...

0:36:420:36:44

THEO LAUGHS Whoo!

0:36:440:36:45

This is it, Chet. I knew we ended up here for a reason.

0:36:450:36:48

-CHET:

-Will you just slow down for a second?

0:36:480:36:50

Slow down? Are you kidding? I'm never going slow again!

0:36:500:36:54

Theo, stop. Oh!

0:36:540:36:56

What are you trying to say?

0:36:570:36:59

I want to enter him in the Indy 500.

0:36:590:37:02

The Indy 500? What are you talking about?

0:37:020:37:05

What is he talking about?

0:37:050:37:06

Now, look, I know it may sound a little crazy...

0:37:060:37:08

No, no, no, Tito, that doesn't sound crazy.

0:37:080:37:11

Dos Bros Tacos and Sushi. That was crazy.

0:37:110:37:15

What? People love sushi.

0:37:150:37:16

Dos Bros Tacos and Monkey Petting Zoo. That was crazy.

0:37:160:37:21

The babies were cute. The adults were just so mean.

0:37:210:37:24

Taco Man and his sidekick, the Churro.

0:37:240:37:27

Oh, that was off-the-hook crazy!

0:37:270:37:29

-SCOFFS

-Crazy awesome.

0:37:290:37:31

But this, Tito? This is in a category all by itself.

0:37:310:37:36

Angelo, please.

0:37:360:37:37

Come on, Chet. Just hear me out.

0:37:370:37:39

Theo, a snail cannot race in a competition meant for cars.

0:37:390:37:43

There are rules.

0:37:430:37:45

Actually, I've been doing a lot of research,

0:37:450:37:47

and there's nothing in the rules

0:37:470:37:48

that says a snail can't enter the race.

0:37:480:37:50

There's nothing that says this sponge can't enter the race either,

0:37:500:37:52

but that doesn't mean it's ever going to happen.

0:37:520:37:55

-Millions of people watch that race.

-Uh-huh.

0:37:550:37:57

This could put us on the map, bro.

0:37:570:37:59

Trying to work, here.

0:37:590:38:00

Oh, come on, Angelo.

0:38:000:38:02

All we have to do is raise the 20,000 registration fee.

0:38:020:38:04

What?

0:38:040:38:05

-I figured, once we sell the truck...

-Sell the...

0:38:050:38:07

Are you even listening to yourself, Tito?

0:38:070:38:09

You want to invest our entire life savings in a snail!

0:38:090:38:15

I'm telling you, this snail crawled into our lives for a reason.

0:38:150:38:19

I think he could be our little shooting star.

0:38:190:38:22

Did you hear that, Chet? This guy believes in me.

0:38:220:38:24

That guy is as crazy as you are.

0:38:240:38:26

They'll never let you into that race.

0:38:260:38:28

And even if they did, you wouldn't survive one lap.

0:38:280:38:30

-Yeah, but...

-Angelo, listen...

0:38:300:38:32

-Tito!

-Theo!

0:38:320:38:33

Not every dream is meant to come true.

0:38:330:38:35

-Yeah, what he said.

-BOTH SIGH

0:38:350:38:39

CHUCKLES

0:38:390:38:40

A snail in the Indy 500.

0:38:400:38:44

What will you think of next?

0:38:440:38:47

SIGHS

0:38:490:38:50

REVVING

0:38:500:38:51

Don't worry, Little Amigo. We'll get that entrance fee somehow.

0:38:540:38:57

METAL DOORS CLOSING

0:38:570:38:58

Hmm.

0:39:010:39:02

Now, I know some people may say

0:39:050:39:07

20,000 sounds like a lot of money.

0:39:070:39:09

It is a lot of money.

0:39:090:39:10

And I know some people may say I'm crazy.

0:39:100:39:13

But I say, when a snail crawls into your life at 200mph,

0:39:130:39:18

then you'd have to be crazy not to grab onto that shell,

0:39:180:39:20

and take a ride of a lifetime.

0:39:200:39:22

-GASPS

-Now, in case you're still not convinced...

0:39:220:39:26

Boom! Check out my well-designed endorsement poster.

0:39:260:39:29

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS PLAYING ON RADIO

0:39:290:39:30

# ..are the champions, my friends... #

0:39:300:39:34

GRUNTING

0:39:340:39:36

What's your point, Tito?

0:39:360:39:38

My point is, we got a chance to change our lives for the better.

0:39:390:39:43

To make Starlight Plaza the great place we all know it could be.

0:39:430:39:47

Now, come on.

0:39:470:39:48

Who's ready to sponsor the next Indy 500 champion?

0:39:480:39:53

SQUEAKING

0:39:530:39:54

Sorry, Tito, but I've got work to do.

0:39:560:40:00

No, you don't. None of you do.

0:40:000:40:03

I don't get it. That poster was awesome.

0:40:040:40:07

Oh, well, good try, you did your best. Time to go home, Theo.

0:40:080:40:12

Oh, we're going to Indianapolis, Chet.

0:40:120:40:15

Don't you worry your chubby little face about that.

0:40:150:40:18

All right, team.

0:40:190:40:20

NECKS CRUNCHING

0:40:200:40:22

Snail up!

0:40:220:40:24

POPPING

0:40:240:40:26

TOUR BUS DRIVER: And next up on our tour is the LA River.

0:40:260:40:29

Famous for its appearance in such movies as... GASPS

0:40:290:40:32

You've just been White Shadowed!

0:40:320:40:33

Oh! Whoo!

0:40:330:40:36

Next stop is the Starlight Plaza.

0:40:360:40:38

TYRES SCREECHING

0:40:380:40:39

HORNS HONKING

0:40:390:40:40

CHILDREN WHOOPING Yes!

0:40:420:40:43

Burn. Let's get this party started.

0:40:450:40:47

You know it.

0:40:470:40:49

Snailed it.

0:40:520:40:53

Skidmark. You bringing the beverages?

0:40:530:40:55

Oh, I got a beverage for you. And a beverage for you.

0:40:550:40:58

WHIMPERING

0:41:000:41:01

LAUGHING

0:41:010:41:02

AIR HISSING

0:41:040:41:06

Light her up, Turbo. Do your thing, baby.

0:41:060:41:09

ALL GASPING

0:41:120:41:13

Hey, Angelo! We got customers.

0:41:150:41:18

Whoa!

0:41:180:41:19

OK, you ready?

0:41:250:41:27

Go!

0:41:280:41:29

CHILDREN GASP

0:41:290:41:30

Huh?

0:41:330:41:35

CHEERING

0:41:350:41:36

-GRUNTS

-All right. You're good to go.

0:41:370:41:40

OK, everybody. Back on the bus.

0:41:400:41:42

Oh, Mama, you look good!

0:41:420:41:44

Bye. Come again. I do weddings, bar mitzvahs.

0:41:440:41:47

-Thank you.

-Come back soon.

0:41:470:41:49

Tomorrow, later on today. I'll be here.

0:41:490:41:51

Good luck with that snail of yours.

0:41:510:41:53

Thank you, my friend.

0:41:530:41:54

I gotta hand it to you, Tito.

0:41:540:41:56

For once, one of your crazy schemes worked.

0:41:560:41:59

-CHUCKLES

-I know!

0:41:590:42:00

And, hey, if we did better because of that billboard,

0:42:000:42:02

just imagine what the Indy 500 could do.

0:42:020:42:05

Hey, don't go crazy on me.

0:42:050:42:07

We had a good day. We sold a few extra tacos.

0:42:070:42:11

It's good enough.

0:42:110:42:13

-You better not mess this up, Tito.

-Mm-hm.

0:42:290:42:32

GASPS

0:42:320:42:33

LAUGHS

0:42:330:42:34

Oh, no.

0:42:340:42:35

Oh, yes. We're going to Indianapolis, Chet!

0:42:350:42:38

"I" to the "N" to the "Dizzy" to the "Wizzah." You dig?

0:42:380:42:43

ALL LAUGH Yes, sir.

0:42:430:42:45

CUSTOMER: One breakfast burrito, please.

0:42:450:42:47

EXPLOSION

0:42:470:42:48

COUGHING

0:42:480:42:49

That's it. I'm sorry, honey. Today is the day.

0:42:520:42:56

Tito!

0:43:000:43:03

MUSIC: Goin' Back To Indiana by The Jackson 5

0:43:030:43:06

SNAILS WHOOPING

0:43:060:43:07

Are you ready, big man?

0:43:070:43:08

On three. One, two...

0:43:080:43:11

Indy, baby!

0:43:120:43:15

RINGING

0:43:150:43:16

SIGHS

0:43:210:43:22

HORNS HONKING

0:43:260:43:27

Oh, oh!

0:43:330:43:34

I got it! "Fasty"!

0:43:340:43:37

Are you kidding me?

0:43:370:43:38

Huh?

0:43:420:43:43

Oh!

0:43:430:43:44

"Turbo"!

0:43:440:43:46

All right, as the kids say, "Time to plump your ride."

0:43:470:43:51

Oh, heck, no!

0:43:510:43:54

SKIDMARK WHOOPING

0:43:540:43:55

Let's do this. WHIPLASH LAUGHS

0:43:550:43:57

Now, THAT'S more like it.

0:43:570:43:59

MUSIC CONTINUES

0:43:590:44:01

No twitching. Voila!

0:44:100:44:12

Ooh-wee!

0:44:120:44:13

Suited and booted, gooted and looted, dipped and whipped!

0:44:130:44:16

We've got a contender, baby!

0:44:160:44:19

Oh, look at him go!

0:44:260:44:28

Ah. Fresh air, baby.

0:44:420:44:44

We ain't in Van Nuys no more.

0:44:440:44:46

Uh-uh.

0:44:460:44:47

PANTING

0:44:470:44:49

SIGHS

0:44:500:44:51

GASPS

0:44:540:44:55

Hi, Chet.

0:44:570:44:59

You're going to be my boyfriend!

0:44:590:45:00

I'm going to call you "boo."

0:45:000:45:02

"Boo"? What does that even mean?

0:45:020:45:04

Sure beats the view from the garden, huh?

0:45:080:45:10

SIGHS

0:45:100:45:11

I can't believe you're doing this.

0:45:130:45:15

"We." We are doing this.

0:45:150:45:17

You. I'm just a hostage.

0:45:170:45:20

Theo, what happens if you wake up tomorrow,

0:45:210:45:25

and your powers are gone, hm?

0:45:250:45:28

What then?

0:45:280:45:30

Then I'd better make the most of today.

0:45:330:45:35

RACING CARS ZOOM

0:46:000:46:02

HE WHISTLES

0:46:100:46:11

This is even bigger than Hobby-Con.

0:46:110:46:14

Wow. Now, THAT'S a car.

0:46:230:46:25

Whoa. Shiny.

0:46:250:46:28

HE GASPS

0:46:300:46:31

Gagne.

0:46:540:46:55

Whoa!

0:47:080:47:09

And Guy Gagne wins the pole,

0:47:170:47:20

with a four-lap average of 230mph.

0:47:200:47:24

That's Gagne's best time yet.

0:47:240:47:26

Turbo's never gone THAT fast.

0:47:260:47:28

I mean, yet.

0:47:280:47:29

-Argh!

-So, you got a plan, Taco Man?

0:47:290:47:33

Of course I do.

0:47:330:47:35

Please tell me those phony glasses are not your plan.

0:47:360:47:39

Uh, no. That would be ridiculous.

0:47:390:47:43

(Come on, phony glasses, do your thing.)

0:47:430:47:45

Oh, that's great.

0:47:490:47:50

I'm going to go have heart attack.

0:47:500:47:52

-CLEARS THROAT

-Que pasa, my friend?

0:47:590:48:02

I have a driver that I'd like to enter into the race.

0:48:020:48:05

What team does your driver race for?

0:48:050:48:07

Dos Bros Tacos and Company.

0:48:070:48:10

Has he passed the rookie test?

0:48:120:48:14

Hey, come here. Let's cut to the chase, OK?

0:48:150:48:18

You have glasses, I have glasses.

0:48:180:48:21

What do we gotta do to get this done, bro?

0:48:210:48:23

Hey, let go. Come on, man, let go!

0:48:230:48:26

This is no way to treat a guy with glasses.

0:48:260:48:28

-I have astigmatism and stuff.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:48:280:48:30

HE SIGHS

0:48:300:48:32

ENGINE ROARS

0:48:320:48:33

REPORTERS CLAMOUR

0:48:350:48:36

Guy, how do you do it, shattering your own records year after year?

0:48:360:48:40

-LAUGHS:

-Well, when a cheetah chases after a gazelle,

0:48:400:48:43

does he ever stop to think, "Maybe I've caught enough gazelles.

0:48:430:48:47

"Maybe I should just settle down, try the vegan thing."

0:48:470:48:50

No! He keeps running as long as his legs will carry him.

0:48:500:48:53

I am like the cheetah. I never give up.

0:48:530:48:57

-Next question.

-CAMERAS CLICK

0:48:570:48:59

REPORTERS CLAMOUR

0:48:590:49:00

All right, give me the keys. I'll drive the first shift home.

0:49:000:49:04

Whoa! What gives?

0:49:040:49:06

HE GRUNTS

0:49:060:49:07

No, no, no!

0:49:110:49:12

HE PANTS

0:49:130:49:15

Can I help you, monsieur?

0:49:150:49:18

-HE CHUCKLES

-One second, please.

0:49:180:49:20

What are you doing? Are you trying to get me arrested?

0:49:200:49:22

Oh.

0:49:260:49:27

Sorry! So sorry. We'll have this under control...

0:49:270:49:31

Ladies and gentlemen!

0:49:310:49:32

I give you the next Indy 500 champion!

0:49:320:49:37

Huh? Huh?

0:49:370:49:39

Is that a snail?

0:49:390:49:42

Your driver is a snail?!

0:49:420:49:44

DERISIVE LAUGHTER

0:49:440:49:45

FEEDBACK

0:49:510:49:52

What kind of welcome is that?

0:49:520:49:54

I'd say an appropriate welcome, given the situation.

0:49:540:49:57

-All right. Game over, nut job.

-Let's go.

0:49:570:50:00

-Have a nice flight, Chet.

-Huh?

0:50:000:50:02

-Hit it!

-White Shadow!

0:50:020:50:04

SCREAMING

0:50:040:50:05

Banzai!

0:50:050:50:07

Get off!

0:50:070:50:08

Pedal to the metal, Turbo.

0:50:080:50:09

MUSIC: Speedin' by Classic

0:50:090:50:11

Go!

0:50:110:50:12

Whoa!

0:50:140:50:15

Yeah!

0:50:290:50:30

Whoa! That snail is fast!

0:50:300:50:33

HE PANTS

0:50:480:50:49

CHET WHIMPERS

0:50:520:50:54

Whoo!

0:50:540:50:55

What did I miss? What did I miss?

0:50:550:50:57

CHEERING

0:51:000:51:02

226! Ha-ha! That's fast enough to qualify!

0:51:020:51:05

HE LAUGHS

0:51:090:51:10

That's what I'm talking about!

0:51:100:51:12

ON VIDEO: Whoa! That snail is fast!

0:51:150:51:18

Oh, man, wait till people see this!

0:51:180:51:21

Whoa! That snail is fast! What? Are you seeing this?

0:51:250:51:29

HE GULPS

0:51:290:51:30

PHONE RINGS

0:51:300:51:31

-Hello?

-WOMAN:

-Have you heard?

0:51:310:51:33

Yes, I've heard.

0:51:330:51:35

That snail IS fast.

0:51:350:51:36

Forget about it. This will blow over by noon.

0:51:360:51:39

ON VIDEO: Whoa! That snail is fast!

0:51:390:51:41

HE LAUGHS

0:51:410:51:42

PHONE RINGS

0:51:420:51:43

-Hello? MAN:

-Have you seen it?

0:51:430:51:44

Yes, I've seen it!

0:51:440:51:46

PHONE CHIMES

0:51:460:51:47

# Whoa! That snail is fast!

0:51:490:51:52

# What?

0:51:520:51:54

# Snail is fast!

0:51:540:51:56

# You see the snail moving fast

0:51:560:51:57

# You slow, you gon' get passed

0:51:570:51:59

# You see him gaining position for first

0:51:590:52:00

# He won't be last

0:52:000:52:02

# He's ready to make a dash

0:52:020:52:03

# Snail quicker than a lightning flash

0:52:030:52:05

# His engine's roaring, he's flooring

0:52:050:52:06

# He won't run out of gas... # ALL GASP

0:52:060:52:09

-ALL:

-Whoa!

-# That snail is fast!

0:52:090:52:10

# That snail is fast fast, fast, fast, fast... #

0:52:100:52:13

Whoa! Are you seeing this?

0:52:140:52:16

Whoa!

0:52:160:52:17

You cannot have a snail in the Indy 500.

0:52:170:52:19

Whoa!

0:52:190:52:20

It's a miracle of nature!

0:52:200:52:22

-NEWS ANCHOR:

-Will the snail be crushed by the giant race cars?

0:52:220:52:24

-Aah!

-Whoa!

0:52:240:52:25

# That snail is fast, fast, fast Fast, fast, fast, fast. #

0:52:250:52:30

Whoa. That snail is fast.

0:52:330:52:35

We've just received word that the CEO

0:52:380:52:40

of IndyCar is about to make a statement.

0:52:400:52:42

-FEEDBACK

-Ahem...

0:52:480:52:49

And so, after careful consideration and...

0:52:490:52:52

RINGTONE: # That snail is fast That snail is fast... #

0:52:520:52:55

Sorry. My bad.

0:52:550:52:57

HE SIGHS

0:52:570:52:59

I've decided...

0:52:590:53:00

Please, say yes. Please, say yes.

0:53:000:53:02

Please, say no. Please, say no.

0:53:020:53:03

White Shadow.

0:53:030:53:05

I've decided that I simply cannot permit a snail to enter...

0:53:060:53:11

Please, sir, give my snail a shot,

0:53:110:53:13

and I swear, you won't regret it.

0:53:130:53:16

Mr Lopez, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, my decision is...

0:53:160:53:20

Let him race!

0:53:200:53:22

-BOTH:

-Let him race!

0:53:220:53:23

-ALL:

-Let him race!

0:53:230:53:25

Let him race! Let him race! Let him race!

0:53:250:53:28

Let him race! Let him race!

0:53:280:53:30

Now, now. Order.

0:53:300:53:32

Sir, if I may.

0:53:320:53:34

You might want to get a two-shot here.

0:53:340:53:36

I, like this passionate gentleman here, came from humble beginnings.

0:53:360:53:42

In the words of my dear father,

0:53:420:53:45

"No dream is too big, and no dreamer, too small."

0:53:450:53:50

And that is why I, for one,

0:53:500:53:52

believe that if the Indy 500 isn't going to put a limit on speed,

0:53:520:53:57

then it shouldn't put a limit on spirit!

0:53:570:54:00

Give the people what they want.

0:54:010:54:03

Let him race!

0:54:030:54:05

ALL: Let him race! Let him race! Let him race!

0:54:050:54:09

Just me.

0:54:090:54:11

Whole frame, my face.

0:54:110:54:13

Let him race! Let him race!

0:54:130:54:15

All right!

0:54:160:54:17

"All right," what?

0:54:190:54:22

Your snail can compete in the Indianapolis 500.

0:54:220:54:25

ALL CHEER

0:54:250:54:27

Yeah!

0:54:270:54:29

Has the world lost its mind?

0:54:290:54:32

Gracias, amigo, gracias! Muchas gracias!

0:54:320:54:36

MUSIC: We Are The Champions by Queen

0:54:360:54:39

THEY LAUGH

0:54:390:54:40

To Turbo!

0:54:410:54:43

Starlight Plaza! Hey!

0:54:430:54:44

He ain't slow no more.

0:54:440:54:46

That's for sure.

0:54:460:54:47

Shut the door.

0:54:470:54:48

Get on the floor.

0:54:480:54:50

Barbecue sauce!

0:54:500:54:52

Uh? Uh?

0:54:520:54:53

-TV:

-..and we're back with more from Indianapolis.

0:54:530:54:55

Check it out! We're on TV.

0:54:550:54:57

Mr Lopez, how do you feel about

0:54:570:54:58

getting to compete in the Indy 500?

0:54:580:55:00

-SOBS:

-I'm just so...so happy.

0:55:000:55:02

And we'd all be happy to see you

0:55:020:55:04

come on down to the Starlight Plaza.

0:55:040:55:06

Just north of the 101 in Van Nuys, California.

0:55:060:55:09

Kim Ly Nail Salon.

0:55:090:55:10

Where we put the "nail" in "snail."

0:55:100:55:12

-Ow!

-Taco Man cried in front of millions of people.

0:55:130:55:16

Here you go, Paz. Nice and warm.

0:55:380:55:40

Goodnight, Tito.

0:55:400:55:41

-You comfy enough, Bobby?

-Uh... No.

0:55:410:55:43

OK, let me know if you need anything.

0:55:430:55:44

Hey! No touching!

0:55:440:55:47

THEY SNORE

0:55:470:55:49

Smooth, smooth, smooth.

0:55:490:55:51

Sleep tight, Little Amigo. We got a big day tomorrow.

0:55:510:55:56

-CHET:

-Yep.

0:55:570:55:59

Big day, indeed.

0:55:590:56:01

Hmm, I'm detecting a refreshing note of disapproval.

0:56:010:56:04

I'm worried. And you should be, too.

0:56:040:56:08

I'll be fine.

0:56:080:56:09

You are delusional, you know that? Ugh...

0:56:090:56:12

It-It's Big Red all over again -

0:56:120:56:15

only this time, instead of one lawn mower,

0:56:150:56:17

it'll be 32 giant, fire-breathing cars!

0:56:170:56:22

And I won't be able to save you.

0:56:230:56:25

You won't have to, because this time, I have speed.

0:56:250:56:28

You're not a car. You're a snail.

0:56:280:56:31

I got a shot here, Chet. I can do this. You'll see.

0:56:310:56:36

No, I won't.

0:56:360:56:37

I will not stand by and watch the only brother I've got

0:56:370:56:41

risk his life chasing some impossible dream.

0:56:410:56:46

I'm sorry, Theo.

0:56:460:56:48

HE SCOFFS

0:56:480:56:49

All of these people, they believe in me.

0:56:510:56:54

Guy Gagne believes in me.

0:56:540:56:58

Why won't you?

0:56:580:57:00

And by the way, my name is Turbo.

0:57:000:57:03

-GUY:

-All right. Tout suite, let's go.

0:57:300:57:32

Whoa.

0:57:420:57:44

2.2-litre turbo V6.

0:57:440:57:47

24-valve quad-overhead cam.

0:57:470:57:50

Fastest open-wheel, single-seat machine on the planet.

0:57:500:57:54

HE INHALES DEEPLY I think I'm in love.

0:57:540:57:56

GASPS: No way.

0:57:580:58:00

You're not trying to steal my trophy from me, are you?

0:58:080:58:11

HE CHUCKLES

0:58:120:58:14

Because if you want one for yourself, you may have a long wait.

0:58:140:58:18

Espresso?

0:58:180:58:19

So, you are my little competition, eh?

0:58:200:58:24

The underdog versus the champion.

0:58:240:58:26

The world loves the underdogs, you know.

0:58:260:58:30

The dreamers out there, they need them.

0:58:300:58:32

Need to believe that one day, maybe

0:58:320:58:35

they could achieve the impossible, too.

0:58:350:58:37

Well, the sad truth is,

0:58:400:58:42

underdogs seldom win.

0:58:420:58:44

And dreamers?

0:58:450:58:47

Let's just say, eventually,

0:58:470:58:49

they have to wake up.

0:58:490:58:51

I've never talked to a snail before. So small, so amusing.

0:58:530:58:58

No wonder they want to see you race, eh?

0:58:580:59:00

-Vroom! Vroom!

-HE LAUGHS

0:59:000:59:03

Look at him go.

0:59:030:59:05

Thank you, plucky snail.

0:59:050:59:07

Because of you, the whole world will be watching this race.

0:59:070:59:11

And when the chequered flag drops, they'll be watching ME win.

0:59:110:59:17

Crawl home, garden snail...

0:59:210:59:23

..while you still can.

0:59:260:59:28

DOOR SLAMS

0:59:280:59:29

ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon, race fans,

0:59:310:59:33

and welcome to this year's running of the Indianapolis 500.

0:59:330:59:37

Televised in over 200 countries

0:59:370:59:40

and aired in 33 different languages,

0:59:400:59:42

this is no longer just a race,

0:59:420:59:44

this is the day you'll be telling your grandchildren about.

0:59:440:59:47

Where were you the day they let a snail race in the Indy 500?

0:59:490:59:53

OK, time to go. You ready?

0:59:550:59:57

PHONE RINGS

0:59:570:59:59

HE GROANS

1:00:031:00:05

All right, team meeting. Bring it in.

1:00:051:00:07

This is it, Little Amigo. This is our moment. Our time.

1:00:071:00:12

Today is the day we make our mark.

1:00:121:00:14

HE REVS

1:00:141:00:16

Everybody in! It's go time!

1:00:161:00:19

Oh, Theo. Be careful out there.

1:00:251:00:29

Hey, little snail. Are you lost?

1:00:301:00:32

No.

1:00:321:00:33

Are you a boy, or a girl?

1:00:331:00:36

Why is this confusing? I'm not a girl!

1:00:361:00:39

And there they are, folks. Some of the biggest names in motorsport.

1:00:391:00:43

Shelby Stone, hot off her win in Sao Paulo.

1:00:431:00:46

Oh, and there's Claudio Cruz, aka "The Brazilian Butcher."

1:00:461:00:50

He actually was a butcher before he got into race car driving.

1:00:501:00:53

-CROWD CHANT:

-Gagne! Gagne! Gagne!

1:00:561:00:58

Hey!

1:00:581:01:00

And here he comes, folks - le man, le myth, le legend...

1:01:001:01:03

le "if I could choose anybody in the world

1:01:031:01:05

"to be my best friend it would be..."

1:01:051:01:07

-Guy Gagne!

-CROWD CHEERS

1:01:071:01:09

-Yes, yes!

-CROWD:

-Gagne, Gagne!

1:01:091:01:11

Gagne, Gagne!

1:01:111:01:13

MUSIC: Here We Come by V12 and Classic

1:01:131:01:15

You know, food trucks are actually very popular these days.

1:01:231:01:26

And I tell you what, I do love a good torta.

1:01:261:01:28

TITO LAUGHS

1:01:361:01:37

Yeah!

1:01:371:01:39

Whoo! Uh-huh.

1:01:391:01:40

And would you look at those T-shirts?

1:01:401:01:42

It is amazing what you can do on your printer at home.

1:01:421:01:45

Ay, Tito, you better know what you're doing.

1:01:451:01:49

Here you go, little snail. Now you've got the best seat in the house.

1:01:491:01:53

HE GASPS

1:01:531:01:54

Oh, no. Nope. This isn't happening.

1:01:561:02:00

I gotta get out of here. Argh!

1:02:001:02:02

Stay here. I'll be right back.

1:02:021:02:04

Help! Let me out. Let me out!

1:02:041:02:07

HE HYPERVENTILATES

1:02:071:02:08

Breathe...

1:02:081:02:10

Good afternoon, and welcome

1:02:101:02:12

to what has become the most anticipated and unprecedented

1:02:121:02:17

running of the Indianapolis 500.

1:02:171:02:20

So, without further ado,

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ladies and gentlemen, and snail,

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start your engines!

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ENGINES REV

1:02:301:02:32

It's like an earthquake!

1:02:401:02:42

I love it. Is it weird that I love it?

1:02:421:02:44

OFFICIAL: Everyone, off the track, please.

1:02:441:02:46

See you in the winner's circle, garden snail.

1:02:461:02:48

Easy to the peasy, baby.

1:02:481:02:50

Everything's going to be fine, OK? We can do this, right?

1:02:501:02:53

Oh, I wish I was tiny, so I can give you a hug.

1:02:541:02:56

Get off the track!

1:02:561:02:57

OK, OK, I'm going! Good luck out there, Turbo!

1:02:571:03:01

ENGINES ROAR

1:03:091:03:10

Did anybody bring earplugs?

1:03:201:03:22

What?

1:03:221:03:24

Oh, I can't watch this.

1:03:241:03:26

The pace car is off and the parade laps are underway.

1:03:261:03:28

Only moments until the green flag drops,

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and history is made here at Indianapolis.

1:03:311:03:34

CROWD CHEERS

1:03:411:03:43

CHEERING FADES

1:03:431:03:44

HEART THUMPS

1:03:441:03:46

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:03:511:03:52

Let's do this.

1:04:011:04:03

And the race is on!

1:04:031:04:05

You go, Turbo!

1:04:051:04:07

HE WHIMPERS

1:04:111:04:12

HE YELPS

1:04:151:04:16

Aah!

1:04:201:04:21

Turbo, struggling out there.

1:04:281:04:30

Looks like the party is over for the motoring mollusc.

1:04:301:04:33

Aaah!

1:04:351:04:36

He's getting killed out there.

1:04:381:04:40

What have we done?

1:04:401:04:41

Whoa. That snail is history.

1:04:461:04:49

Ugh! I think I'm going to be sick.

1:04:491:04:51

HE LAUGHS

1:04:551:04:57

THEO SCREAMS

1:05:041:05:05

HE COUGHS

1:05:061:05:08

Come on, garden snail. Get your head in the game!

1:05:081:05:11

Go, go, go!

1:05:311:05:33

All right, go, go, go!

1:05:351:05:38

HE PANTS

1:05:381:05:40

ALL YELL

1:05:401:05:41

Come on! We're supposed to be a team, here!

1:05:411:05:43

We're trying.

1:05:431:05:45

It's a snail! There's not that much to do.

1:05:451:05:48

That's it. This pit crew is officially under new management.

1:05:481:05:51

Now, THIS is how it's done. Air jack.

1:05:531:05:56

-Jack-tivate.

-IMITATES AIR HISSING

1:05:561:05:57

-Lube.

-Applied liberally.

1:05:571:05:59

Detailing.

1:05:591:06:00

-Wax on, wax off.

-Ow!

1:06:001:06:02

-Fuel!

-Down the hatch.

1:06:021:06:03

Chug! Chug! Chug!

1:06:031:06:04

-Foot massage.

-You know it.

-PHONE VIBRATES

1:06:041:06:07

Relaxing vibes.

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-Own it, brother.

-# Sailing... #

1:06:081:06:10

-Now, de-lax those vibes!

-HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS

1:06:101:06:13

Ahhh! Are you crazy?

1:06:131:06:14

-Ow!

-Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

1:06:141:06:17

I-I-I don't know how to... Ow!

1:06:171:06:18

-Are you a car?

-No.

1:06:181:06:20

Are you a car?

1:06:201:06:21

No!

1:06:211:06:22

Then stop driving like one!

1:06:221:06:25

Now get out there. Snail up, baby!

1:06:261:06:28

Go, T-boogie, go!

1:06:281:06:30

ALL CHEER

1:06:301:06:31

Gagne with a commanding lead now.

1:06:361:06:38

Followed by Claudio Cruz, Shelby Stone and Takao Noguchi.

1:06:381:06:41

Go! Come on.

1:06:461:06:48

Snail up.

1:06:561:06:57

Snail up!

1:07:031:07:05

Yes!

1:07:101:07:11

I don't believe it! Turbo just went under a car!

1:07:111:07:15

Whoa! Did you see that?

1:07:151:07:17

MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger (Sher Gunn Remix) by Survivor

1:07:181:07:20

'Despite a rocky start, it looks like Turbo is gaining some ground.'

1:07:231:07:27

Yeah! Now we're talking!

1:07:271:07:29

Where is he? Where is he?

1:07:341:07:36

HE LAUGHS

1:07:461:07:47

Oh! He passed another one!

1:07:511:07:53

Yeah!

1:07:531:07:55

That's my brother, right there. That's the back of his head!

1:07:551:07:58

Go, go, go! Left turn! Left turn!

1:08:111:08:13

Yeah! Left turn!

1:08:131:08:15

HE GASPS

1:08:191:08:20

'Turbo manoeuvres past Shelby Stone and into second place!'

1:08:291:08:32

He is hot on Gagne's heels!

1:08:321:08:34

The snail's not going away, Guy.

1:08:341:08:36

All right, I know, I know!

1:08:361:08:39

'These racers better watch it coming into turn four.

1:08:481:08:50

'This late in the race,'

1:08:501:08:51

that outside edge is full of marbles.

1:08:511:08:53

And you don't want to play with these marbles, kids.

1:08:531:08:56

That rubber peeling off the tyres

1:08:561:08:58

can be a minefield for these drivers.

1:08:581:08:59

Here we go.

1:09:011:09:03

Whoa!

1:09:031:09:04

HE GRUNTS

1:09:061:09:08

Yah!

1:09:081:09:09

HE GROANS

1:09:111:09:14

Turbo!

1:09:251:09:27

Oh, no.

1:09:271:09:29

Oh, man.

1:09:331:09:35

What are we going to do? If he takes another hit like that last one...

1:09:351:09:38

You gotta pull him, Tito.

1:09:381:09:41

I'm sorry, Little Amigo. It's over.

1:09:431:09:47

Hey...

1:09:551:09:57

We got this far. It's good enough.

1:09:571:10:00

No, it's not. HE GRUNTS

1:10:031:10:05

'With the green flag about to be waved,

1:10:071:10:09

'it looks like a mere formality at this point.

1:10:091:10:11

'Gagne, just five laps away from victory.

1:10:111:10:14

'Wait a minute!'

1:10:141:10:16

Turbo is still in this thing!

1:10:161:10:18

Huh?

1:10:181:10:19

ENGINE SPUTTERS What?

1:10:291:10:30

Whaa!

1:10:301:10:31

Whoa! What happened there?

1:10:311:10:33

Aaahhh!

1:10:331:10:34

Come on, come on!

1:10:361:10:38

Whoa!

1:10:381:10:39

No!

1:10:441:10:45

Theo!

1:10:451:10:46

Whaa!

1:10:461:10:48

No!

1:10:521:10:53

Not this time. Come on!

1:10:551:10:57

HE SCREAMS

1:10:571:10:59

Come on, Turbo. Come on, Turbo.

1:11:051:11:07

Come on, just hold in there a little longer.

1:11:101:11:13

No!

1:11:211:11:22

No!

1:11:311:11:32

ALL GASP

1:11:321:11:34

Farewell, little snail.

1:11:341:11:36

'Unbelievable! Turbo takes the lead.'

1:11:491:11:52

ALL CHEER

1:11:521:11:53

Snail-style, baby!

1:11:531:11:55

Bad idea. Bad idea.

1:11:551:11:57

CROWD CHEERS

1:11:571:11:58

'And the white flag is in the air'

1:11:581:12:00

as we enter the 200th and final lap.

1:12:001:12:03

'Turbo weaving between lapped cars like a snail possessed.

1:12:031:12:06

'He is determined to hold on to his lead.'

1:12:061:12:09

No!

1:12:201:12:21

I will not lose to a snail!

1:12:221:12:25

Gagne is in the marbles!

1:12:261:12:28

Guy, what are you doing?

1:12:301:12:31

HE LAUGHS

1:12:351:12:37

-TYRES CRUNCH

-Oh!

1:12:371:12:38

Ah...

1:12:461:12:48

AIR HISSES

1:12:481:12:50

Theo!

1:12:521:12:53

Turbo!

1:12:581:12:59

'The track is backed up all the way down the front straight.

1:13:011:13:05

'It's complete gridlock down there.'

1:13:051:13:08

I can't see him. I can't see him.

1:13:101:13:12

Guy, are you OK?

1:13:121:13:14

HE GROANS

1:13:141:13:15

Where am I?

1:13:181:13:20

HE GASPS

1:13:261:13:27

There he is!

1:13:271:13:28

Theo!

1:13:281:13:29

Let's finish this.

1:13:291:13:31

ENGINE SPUTTERS

1:13:321:13:34

HE GASPS

1:13:381:13:39

HE PANTS

1:13:401:13:41

Oh, no.

1:13:491:13:50

-Oh...

-Turbo.

1:13:501:13:52

No, no, no. Theo, what are you doing? Don't give up.

1:14:061:14:10

Oh!

1:14:111:14:12

HE STRAINS

1:14:141:14:15

Oh...!

1:14:171:14:19

Hey! HE GASPS

1:14:221:14:23

Where are you going?

1:14:231:14:24

No, no!

1:14:241:14:25

Get back here! No, wait!

1:14:251:14:27

HE GRUNTS

1:14:281:14:29

No! Little snail!

1:14:291:14:32

Theo!

1:14:321:14:34

Is that Chet?

1:14:341:14:35

CAWING

1:14:381:14:40

Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.

1:14:401:14:45

SPLAT

1:14:461:14:47

Ugh!

1:14:471:14:49

Argh! Salt!

1:14:491:14:50

HE GRUNTS

1:14:541:14:56

Crows? Are you kidding me?!

1:14:561:14:58

Long time no see, Chet!

1:14:591:15:01

HE LAUGHS

1:15:011:15:03

Hey! Don't test me, crow.

1:15:031:15:06

White Shadow!

1:15:071:15:09

Argh!

1:15:091:15:11

Nice moves back there, boo.

1:15:111:15:13

Aah!

1:15:131:15:14

SNAILS WHOOP

1:15:161:15:19

Is this really necessary?

1:15:191:15:21

No, man. But it's fun!

1:15:211:15:23

Whoo!

1:15:231:15:25

Theo!

1:15:281:15:29

Theo!

1:15:301:15:32

VOICE ECHOES

1:15:321:15:33

CAWING

1:15:361:15:37

Chet?

1:15:401:15:41

Finish this!

1:15:411:15:42

I can't.

1:15:431:15:45

Oh, yes, you can.

1:15:451:15:47

You're right, you know.

1:15:471:15:49

It is in you. It's always been in you.

1:15:491:15:53

Now, I did not just face every fear known to snail-kind

1:15:541:15:57

to come down here and watch you hide in your shell.

1:15:571:16:01

I'm sitting on a crow, for crying out loud!

1:16:011:16:04

CAWING

1:16:041:16:05

Don't even think about it.

1:16:051:16:07

And my little brother never gives up.

1:16:091:16:12

That's the best thing about you.

1:16:121:16:16

So, you get out there and you win this...

1:16:161:16:20

Turbo.

1:16:201:16:21

HE STRAINS

1:16:311:16:33

He's still going!

1:16:391:16:41

CROWD CHEERS

1:16:421:16:43

Son of a gun.

1:16:501:16:52

GUY STRAINS

1:16:591:17:00

ALL GASP

1:17:021:17:03

HE GRUNTS

1:17:031:17:05

Come on, come on!

1:17:051:17:07

HE STRAINS

1:17:101:17:11

HE GRUNTS

1:17:161:17:17

'Unbelievable!'

1:17:241:17:25

The race is back on!

1:17:251:17:27

-Ay! Excuse me.

-ALL:

-Excuse me...

1:17:271:17:29

Little Amigo!

1:17:311:17:32

Hey, snail! He's gradually gaining on you!

1:17:351:17:38

HE GRUNTS

1:17:501:17:51

HE GASPS

1:17:541:17:55

Come on! Come on!

1:18:021:18:04

ALL GASP

1:18:121:18:13

Turbo! Tuck and roll!

1:18:151:18:18

CROWD CHEERS

1:18:401:18:41

And Turbo wins it by a shell!

1:18:411:18:43

That's what I'm talking about!

1:18:431:18:45

ALL WHOOP

1:18:451:18:47

Chet! Chet!

1:18:471:18:49

Turbo!

1:18:491:18:51

Chet!

1:18:511:18:52

We won, right? We just won?

1:18:521:18:54

We won. HE SCREAMS JOYOUSLY

1:18:541:18:56

Hey, everybody!

1:18:561:18:58

My brother won the Indy 5,000!

1:18:581:19:02

Wow. That's so romantic.

1:19:021:19:04

Hey, Angelo. We did it!

1:19:061:19:08

We did it. We did it!

1:19:081:19:12

Free tacos for everybody! CROWD CHEERS

1:19:121:19:15

Snail power, baby!

1:19:151:19:17

Um...

1:19:201:19:21

Mom.

1:19:211:19:23

Hey, Gagne! Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

1:19:231:19:25

-You big bad boy!

-Security!

1:19:251:19:27

I step on you! Do you like that?

1:19:271:19:29

-Sleeper hold!

-All right...

1:19:291:19:31

-Let go of me!

-All right.

-I'm just an old lady!

1:19:311:19:33

Yah!

1:19:331:19:34

Kim Ly Nail Salon!

1:19:351:19:37

CROWD CHEERS

1:19:371:19:38

That's our snail!

1:19:421:19:44

It's like I always said, Little Amigo, you are amazing!

1:19:461:19:51

CAMERA CLICKS

1:19:511:19:53

-TITO:

-OK, wait.

1:19:531:19:54

Just keep your eyes closed until I say so, OK?

1:19:541:19:56

Tito, this is stupid.

1:19:561:19:59

-Ta-da!

-BEEPING

1:19:591:20:00

-FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE:

-Hello, Angelo. Let's get cooking.

1:20:001:20:04

-Boom!

-HE GASPS

1:20:041:20:05

-LAUGHS:

-The stove talks, bro.

1:20:051:20:09

Uh-uh. Mm-mm. No, honey,

1:20:091:20:10

soonest available three months from now, 6am.

1:20:101:20:12

Ooh, Brenda, that daisy really brings out your foot!

1:20:121:20:14

PHONE RINGS

1:20:141:20:16

Hey!

1:20:161:20:17

I'm not paying you guys to sit around and look pretty.

1:20:171:20:20

Now, that's more like it.

1:20:201:20:22

-LAUGHS:

-Check it out.

1:20:221:20:23

Whoa. This guy is good.

1:20:231:20:24

-And last but not least, Sanitation.

-Mmm!

1:20:241:20:27

Nice choice, young man.

1:20:271:20:29

Come on, boys. It's time to take out the trash.

1:20:291:20:33

INDISTINCT CHATTER

1:20:331:20:34

Woohoo! Take a look at this place.

1:20:371:20:39

Like I said, your skills have truly paid the bills.

1:20:391:20:44

Yeah, bills.

1:20:441:20:46

HORN HONKS

1:20:461:20:47

"Saturday Night" PLAYS ON TRUCK SPEAKERS

1:20:471:20:49

HE SINGS ALONG

1:20:511:20:53

What you saying, bro?

1:20:551:20:56

All racers to the starting line.

1:21:041:21:07

Hey, T.

1:21:071:21:09

You going to be OK without those fancy magic superpowers?

1:21:091:21:11

Sure. It never stopped any of you. Whoo!

1:21:111:21:15

HE LAUGHS

1:21:151:21:16

SNAILS WHOOP

1:21:191:21:20

Yeah!

1:21:201:21:21

Que pasa, my friend?

1:21:231:21:25

CROWD CHEERS

1:21:251:21:27

You see that? All these people?

1:21:291:21:31

You did that, Little Amigo. You put this place on the map.

1:21:311:21:35

You really are my little shooting star.

1:21:351:21:38

Oh, I almost forgot. I got you something.

1:21:391:21:41

Pam!

1:21:411:21:44

Ha-ha! You won't be missing this.

1:21:441:21:45

What? You're all better.

1:21:451:21:48

-ALL:

-Ooh!

-Oh, that's nice.

1:21:511:21:53

IMITATES SIREN

1:21:531:21:55

Ahem! OK, listen up. Let's have a nice, safe race out there today.

1:21:551:21:59

Don't want any accidents.

1:21:591:22:01

That being said,

1:22:011:22:02

blow them off the track, bro.

1:22:021:22:04

Mmm, I love a man in uniform. For real!

1:22:061:22:09

HE CHUCKLES

1:22:091:22:10

Simmer down, boo. I'm on duty, here.

1:22:101:22:14

On your mark.

1:22:141:22:15

All right, so, you got a new shell. Mmm.

1:22:151:22:18

But can yours do this? Hit it, Burn!

1:22:181:22:21

HE LAUGHS

1:22:321:22:34

REVVING

1:22:341:22:35

BASS THUMPS

1:22:351:22:36

PAZ: Get set...

1:22:371:22:39

Go! ALL SHOUT

1:22:471:22:49

MUSIC: Let The Bass Go by Snoop Dogg

1:22:551:22:56

-Come on! Let's do it!

-Yeah!

1:22:561:22:58

ALL WHOOP

1:22:581:22:59

Hello!

1:23:021:23:03

Yes, sir.

1:23:121:23:13

What'd I say? What'd I say?

1:23:321:23:35

Oh, yeah!

1:23:461:23:48

White Shadow!

1:24:001:24:02

Whew. I can tuck. I can tuck.

1:24:421:24:45

OK, baby, here we go.

1:24:451:24:46

-HE STRAINS

-Come on.

1:24:461:24:48

I did it! I tucked! I tucked!

1:24:521:24:54

HE GRUNTS

1:24:541:24:57

I can't get out.

1:24:571:24:58

MUSIC: The Snail Is Fast by V12 and Nomadik

1:25:001:25:03

# That snail is fast! Whoa!

1:25:071:25:10

# That snail is fast!

1:25:101:25:12

# What?

1:25:121:25:13

# That snail is fast!

1:25:131:25:15

# Turbo!

1:25:181:25:19

# That snail is fast!

1:25:191:25:21

# Whoa!

1:25:211:25:22

# Turbo!

1:25:241:25:25

# That snail is fast!

1:25:251:25:27

# Whoa!

1:25:271:25:28

# That snail is fast!

1:25:281:25:30

# Think that snail's really fast

1:25:301:25:31

# When they race he won't crash

1:25:311:25:33

# On your mark Ready, set, go!

1:25:331:25:34

# Watch that snail doing that dash

1:25:341:25:36

# Want to be number one

1:25:361:25:37

# He definitely races fast

1:25:371:25:39

# Got that pedal to the metal

1:25:391:25:40

# Vroom, vroom! Flooring that gas

1:25:401:25:42

# Got a need for speed That's all the people see

1:25:421:25:44

# You watch him move so fast

1:25:441:25:46

# Man, it's hard to believe

1:25:461:25:47

# But guess who did it Yeah, he did it

1:25:471:25:49

# He would never quit it

1:25:491:25:51

# To all his friends and fans look at him crossing the finish

1:25:511:25:54

# Turbo! You see this snail moving fast

1:25:541:25:56

# You slow, you gon' get passed

1:25:561:25:57

# You see him gaining position for first

1:25:571:25:59

# He won't be last

1:25:591:26:00

# He's ready to make a dash

1:26:001:26:01

# Snail quicker than a lightning flash

1:26:011:26:03

# His engine's roaring He's flooring he won't run out of gas

1:26:031:26:06

# Turbo! #

1:26:061:26:07

Colourful family animation that sees Turbo, a lowly garden snail, get to live his Indy racing dream when his DNA is supercharged with nitrous oxide. Backed by some unlikely sponsors and a crew of fast-talking street snails, Turbo finds himself lining up against his driving hero in the ultimate test of speed and endurance: the Indianapolis 500.

Featuring the voices of Ryan Reynolds (Turbo), Paul Giamatti (Chet), Michael Pena (Tito), Samuel L Jackson (Whiplash), Luis Guzman (Angelo), Bill Hader (Guy Gagne), Snoop Dogg (Smoove Move), Maya Rudolph (Burn), Ben Schwartz (Skidmark), Richard Jenkins (Bobby), Ken Jeong (Kim LY) and Michelle Rodriguez (Paz).