Bee Movie


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BUZZING

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Ah! Hey!

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PING Ow! Ooh! ARGH!

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GROANING

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Ha-ha!

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Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

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Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!

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Yeah, let's shake it up a little.

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GARGLES

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Barry! Breakfast is ready!

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Coming! RINGING

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Oh, hang on a second.

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-Hello?

-'Barry?'

-Adam?

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'Can you believe this is happening?!'

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Can't believe it. I'll pick you up.

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WHIRRING Looking sharp.

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Barry, use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those!

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-Sorry. I'm excited.

-Here's the graduate! We're proud of you, son.

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And a perfect report card - all Bs!

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-Very proud.

-Ma! I got a thing going here.

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-You've got some lint on your fuzz.

-Ow! That's me!

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Wave to us. We'll be in row 118,000.

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-Bye!

-Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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HORN BEEPS

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-Hey, Adam.

-Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel?

-A little.

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-It's special day, finally graduating.

-Never thought I'd make it.

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-Three days of grade school, three of high school.

-Those were awkward.

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Three days of college. I'm glad I took off one day

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-and hitchhiked around the hive.

-You came back different.

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-Hi, Barry!

-Hey, Artie, growing a moustache? Looks good!

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-Did you hear about Frankie?

-Yeah.

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-Going to his funeral?

-No! Everybody knows, you sting someone, you die.

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You don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

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Yeah, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way.

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BOTH: Whoa!

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Whoo-hoo!

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I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

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I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.

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TYRES SCREECH

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BRASS BAND PLAYS

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Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.

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-Well, Adam, today we are men.

-We are.

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-Bee-men.

-Amen.

-BOTH: Hallelujah!

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LOUDSPEAKER: 'Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

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'please welcome Dean Buzzwell.' APPLAUSE

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Welcome, New Hive City graduating class

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of...9:15!

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Ahem. And that concludes our graduation ceremonies...

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ALL CHEER

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..and begins your career at Honex Industries!

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-Are we gonna pick our job today?

-I heard it's just orientation.

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Whoa! Heads up! Here we go!

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COMPUTER: 'Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram.

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'Mantenga sus manos y antenas adentro del cabina en todo momento.'

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APPLAUSE

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-I wonder what it's gonna be like.

-A little scary.

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BOTH WAIL LIKE GHOSTS

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Welcome to Honex - a division of Honesco

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-and a part of the Hexagon Group.

-This is it!

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BOTH: Wow!

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-Wow.

-We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life

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to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks

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bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula

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is automatically colour corrected, scent adjusted

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and bubble contoured into this soothing sweet syrup

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with its distinctive golden glow you all know as...

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-ALL: Honey!

-ALL LAUGH

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-That girl was hot.

-She's my cousin.

-She is?

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-Yes, we're all cousins!

-Right.

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At Honex, we also constantly strive

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to improve every aspect of bee existence.

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These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology.

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SPLAT

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WHACK

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-THUD

-Argh!

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-WHACK

-Ahhhh!

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-Hah!

-WHACK

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-Hah-hah!

-Ooh!

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-What do you think he makes?

-Not enough.

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-Here's our latest advancement - the Krelman.

-Wow. What does that do?

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Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

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Saves us millions.

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Er, can anyone work on the Krelman?

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Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones, but bees know

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that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.

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But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job that you pick

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for the rest of your life.

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The same job for the rest of your life? I didn't know that.

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-What's the difference?

-Huh?

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And you'll be happy to know that bees, as a species,

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haven't had one day off in 27 million years.

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-So you'll just work us to death?

-We'll sure try.

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ALL LAUGH

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ALL: Whee!

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Wow! That blew my mind!

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"What's the difference?" How could you say that? One job forever?!

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-That's an insane choice to have to make.

-I'm relieved.

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-Now we only have to make one decision in life.

-But how could they

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-never have told us?

-Why would you question anything? We're bees.

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We're the most perfectly functioning society on earth.

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Hey!

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But did you ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

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Like what? Give me one example.

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I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.

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LOUDSPEAKER: 'Please clear the gate.

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-'Royal Nectar Force on approach.'

-Check it out.

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-Hey, hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

-Wow!

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-I've never seen them this close.

-They go outside the hive.

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-Yeah, but some of them don't come back.

-GIRL BEES: Hi, Jocks!

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You guys did great! You're monsters!

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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

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-I wonder where they've been.

-I don't know.

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Their day's not planned. Flying who knows where,

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-doing who knows what.

-You can't just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock.

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-You have to be bred for that.

-Right.

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Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

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It's just a status symbol. Bees make too big a deal out of it.

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Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

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GIRL BEES GIGGLE

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Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins, too?

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Distant. Distant.

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-Look at these two.

-Hive Harrys!

-Let's have some fun with 'em.

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-It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

-Oh, yeah.

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Once, a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom, a paw on my throat,

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-and with the other paw he was slapping me across the face!

-Oh, my!

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-But I knocked him out.

-What were you doing?

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-Trying to alert the authorities.

-I can autograph that.

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-A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?

-Yeah. Gusty.

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We're gonna hit a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

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-Six miles, huh?

-(Barry!)

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It's a puddle jump for us but, er, maybe you're not up for it.

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-Maybe I am.

-(You are not.)

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-We're goin' 0900 at J-Gate.

-Whoa!

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What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?

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I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

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-Hey, Honex!

-Oh!

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-You surprised me.

-Have you decided what you're interested in, son?

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-Well, there's a lot of choices.

-But you only get one.

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Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

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Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick

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and you stir it around.

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You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.

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Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field isn't for me.

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What, you're thinking of making balloon animals?!

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-A bad job for a guy with a stinger.

-No...

-Janet, your son's not sure

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-he wants to go into honey!

-Oh, Barry, you are so funny sometimes!

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-I'm not trying to be funny.

-You're going into honey!

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-Our son, the stirrer!

-You're gonna be a stirrer?!

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-No-one's listening to me!

-Wait till you see your sticks.

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I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

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-Let's open some honey and celebrate!

-Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.

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Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper.

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-Get a gold tooth and start calling everybody "dawg"!

-I'm so proud!

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BUS BELL RINGS

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-I can't believe we're starting work today!

-Today's the day.

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-Come on, all the good jobs will be gone!

-Yeah...right.

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Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk...

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-Is it still available?

-Hang on. Two left!

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And one of them is yours! Congratulations, son!

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-Yeah!

-What'd you get?

-Pickin' the crud out.

-Whoa!

-Stellar!

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-Couple of newbies?

-Yes, sir! Our first day and we are ready!

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Well, step up and make your choice.

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-You wanna go first?

-Er, no, you go.

-Oh, my!

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-What's available?

-Restroom attendant is always open.

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-Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, sir?

-Sure!

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Oh, sorry, the Krelman just closed out! Wax monkey's always open.

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-And the Krelman opened up again.

-What happened?

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Whenever a bee dies, that's an opening. He's dead. Dead.

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Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. But that's life!

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Oh, this is so hard!

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Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming,

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lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

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Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry!

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-We've got the sunflower patch...

-RINGING

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-'Where are you?!'

-I'm going out.

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-'Out?! Out where?!'

-Out there!

-'Oh, no!'

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I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

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-'You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?'

-Another call coming in.

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If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd

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-that gets their roses today!

-Hey, guys.

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-Look at that.

-Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

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-Hold it, son!

-It's OK, Lou, we're gonna take him up.

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-Really? Feeling lucky, are ya?

-Sign here and here.

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-Just initial that. Thank you.

-OK!

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You got a rain advisory and, as you all know,

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bees cannot fly in rain!

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So be careful. As always, watch your brooms,

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hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

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Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

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Murphy's in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada!

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-That's awful.

-And a reminder for you rookies,

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bee law number one - absolutely no talking to humans!

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All right, launch positions!

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ALL: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

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-Black and yellow!

-ALL: Hello!

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-Are you ready for this, hotshot?

-Yeah.

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-Yeah, bring it on.

-Wind, check.

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-Antennae, check.

-Nectar pack, check.

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-Wings, check.

-Stinger, check.

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-Scared out of my shorts, check!

-OK, ladies,

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-let's move it out!

-WINGS WHIRR

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Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

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-All of you, drain those flowers!

-BEES ROAR

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Wow! I'm out!

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I can't believe I'm out!

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So blue!

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Whoa-hoh-hoh!

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I feel so fast and free!

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Box kite!

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Wow!

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Whoa-hoh-hoh-hoh!

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Flowers!

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This is Blue Leader. Roses visual.

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Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

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-Roses!

-30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

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Stand to the side, kid, it's got a bit of a kick.

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MACHINE WHIRRS

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Oh, that is one nectar collector!

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-You ever see pollination up close?

-No, sir.

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I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here.

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Maybe a dash over there. A pinch on that one.

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-It's a little bit of magic.

-Wow! That's amazing!

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-Why do we do that?

-That's pollen power, kid.

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-More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

-Cool!

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LAUGHS

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I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Could be daisies.

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-Don't we need those?

-Copy that visual.

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Hold on. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

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-Say again? Are you reporting a moving flower?!

-Affirmative.

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This is the coolest! What is it?

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-I don't know, but I'm lovin' this colour.

-Ah, it smells good!

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-Not like a flower but...I like it.

-Yeah, fuzzy.

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-Chemically.

-Careful, guys, it's a little grabby.

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-Ugh!

-My sweet lord of bees!

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-Hey, candy-brain, get off there!

-Problem!

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Ahhh! Guys!

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-This could be bad.

-Affirmative.

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Very close.

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Gonna hurt.

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SCREAMS Mama's little boy.

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-You are way out of position, rookie!

-SCREAMS

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-WHACK

-Coming in at you like a missile!

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WHACK Ow!

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WHACK

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YELLS IN SLOW MOTION

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-I don't think these are flowers.

-Should we tell him?

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-I think he knows.

-What is this?!

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WHACK

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Whoa!

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Match point! You can start packing up, honey,

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because I believe you're about to EAT IT!

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-Ahem!

-Huh? Oh!

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-SCREAMS

-Aw!

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Yowser!

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Oh! SCREAMS

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SCREAMS

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COUGHS

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SCREAMS Whoa!

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Ow! Ow! PANTS

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GASPS Ew, gross!

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WHIRRING Whoa!

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Oof! Oof!

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There's a bee in the car! Arghhh!

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ALL SCREAM

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-Do something!

-I'm driving!

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-Hi, bee.

-He's back here! He's gonna sting me!

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SCREAMS

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Ahhhh! Ow! Oof!

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SNARLS Argh!

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Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!

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-He blinked!

-Spray him, Granny!

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What are you doing?!

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HORNS BLARE

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Whoa!

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Wow, the tension level out here is unbelievable!

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I gotta get home. Whoa!

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Oh! Oh!

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Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.

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Can't fly... Oh!

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COUGHS

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SPLAT Whoa! Mayday!

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Mayday! Bee going down! Oof!

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Argh! Ow!

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Ken, could you close the window, please?

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Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. See?

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Oh, no, more humans! I don't need this.

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THUD Ow! What was that?!

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Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time. This time.

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Oh, drapes! That is diabolical!

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It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills,

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-even my top-ten favourite movies.

-What's number one? Star Wars?

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Nah, I don't go for that, "Pow! Pow! Pow!" kinda stuff.

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They're out of their minds.

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When I walk out of a job interview, they're flabbergasted.

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Oh, there's the sun! Maybe that's a way out!

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I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

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THUD Ow!

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I gotta tell ya, I predicted global warming.

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I could feel it getting hotter. First, I thought it was just me.

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-Wait! Stop! Bee!

-ALL SCREAM

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-Kill it!

-Stand back. These are winter boots!

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-YELLS

-Wait! Don't kill him!

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I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

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Why does his life have any less value than yours?

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Why does his life have any less value than mine?

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-Is that your statement?

-All life has value.

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You don't know what he's capable of feeling.

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My brochure!

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There you go, little guy.

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I'm not scared of them but, you know, it's an allergic thing.

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-Put that on your resume.

-It's not funny! My face could puff up!

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Make it one of your special skills.

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You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill.

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-Right. Bye, Vanessa.

-Next week? Yogurt night?

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-Yeah, sure, Ken. Whatever.

-You could put carob chips on there.

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Night. Bye.

0:21:150:21:17

SPLOSH Oh!

0:21:190:21:21

SIGHS I gotta say something.

0:21:230:21:25

She saved my life. I gotta say something.

0:21:250:21:29

INHALES All right, here goes.

0:21:290:21:32

Er... Nah.

0:21:420:21:45

What would I say?

0:21:510:21:54

I could really get in trouble.

0:21:550:21:57

It's a bee law - you're not supposed to talk to a human.

0:21:590:22:03

I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.

0:22:030:22:06

Oh, I can't do it! Come on!

0:22:060:22:09

No. Yes. No. Do it!

0:22:090:22:12

I can't. How should I start it?

0:22:120:22:15

"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes!

0:22:150:22:19

Speak, you fool! Erm, hi. SHE GASPS

0:22:190:22:22

-I'm sorry.

-You're talking.

-Yes, I know, I know.

0:22:220:22:26

-You're talking!

-I'm so sorry.

-No, it's OK. It's fine.

0:22:260:22:30

I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.

0:22:300:22:34

Well, you know, I'm sure this is very disconcerting...

0:22:340:22:37

Yeah, this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you're a bee!

0:22:370:22:42

Yeah, I am a bee and, er, I'm not supposed to be doing this

0:22:420:22:45

but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn't for you...

0:22:450:22:50

I mean, I had to thank you, it's the way I was raised.

0:22:500:22:52

Ow!

0:22:520:22:54

Ow! That was a little weird.

0:22:540:22:56

-I'm talking with a bee.

-Yeah.

-I'm talking to a bee.

-Anyway...

0:22:560:23:00

-And the bee is talking to me!

-Erm, I just want you to know

0:23:000:23:03

-that I'm grateful. I'm gonna leave now.

-Wait!

0:23:030:23:06

-How did you learn to do that?

-What?

-Th-Th-The talking thing.

0:23:060:23:10

Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey.

0:23:100:23:13

-You pick it up.

-That's very funny.

-Yeah, bees are funny.

0:23:130:23:17

If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway...

0:23:170:23:21

-Can I, er...get you something?

-Like what?

0:23:210:23:25

I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?

0:23:250:23:29

Well, er, I don't wanna put you out.

0:23:290:23:31

-It takes two minutes.

-Really?

-It's just coffee.

0:23:310:23:35

-I hate to impose.

-Don't be ridiculous!

0:23:350:23:37

-Actually, I would love a cup.

-Rum cake?

0:23:370:23:40

-I shouldn't.

-Have a little.

-No, I can't.

0:23:400:23:42

-Oh, come on!

-I'm trying to lose a couple of micrograms.

0:23:420:23:46

-Where?!

-These stripes don't help.

-You look great!

0:23:460:23:49

You know anything about fashion? SHE LAUGHS

0:23:490:23:51

-Are you all right?

-No.

0:23:510:23:54

He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.

0:23:560:24:00

So he finally gets there,

0:24:000:24:02

he runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on...

0:24:020:24:05

-Yeah?

-..and he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan."

0:24:050:24:10

"Why would I marry a watermelon?" LAUGHS

0:24:100:24:12

-Oh!

-LAUGHS

0:24:150:24:16

Is that, er...a bee joke?

0:24:160:24:20

-Yeah, that's the kind of stuff we do.

-Yeah, different.

0:24:200:24:24

So, anyway, what are you gonna do, Barry?

0:24:240:24:26

About work? I don't know.

0:24:260:24:28

I wanna do my part for the hive but I can't do it the way they want.

0:24:280:24:33

-I know how you feel.

-You do?

0:24:330:24:35

Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor,

0:24:350:24:38

-but I wanted to be a florist.

-Really?

0:24:380:24:41

-My only interest is flowers.

-Our new queen was just elected

0:24:410:24:45

-with that same campaign slogan.

-Oh.

0:24:450:24:47

Anyway, erm, you see, if you look... See, there's my hive, right there.

0:24:470:24:52

-You can see it.

-Oh, you're in Sheep Meadow?!

0:24:520:24:54

-Yes! You know the Turtle Pond?

-Yes.

-I'm right off of that!

-No way!

0:24:540:24:59

-I lost a toe ring there once.

-Really?

0:24:590:25:01

-Yes.

-Why do girls put rings on their toes?

0:25:010:25:04

-Why not?

-It's like putting a hat on your knee.

0:25:040:25:07

-Maybe I'll try that.

-You all right?

-Oh, yeah! Fine!

0:25:070:25:12

-Just having two cups of coffee!

-CHUCKLES

0:25:120:25:16

SHE SIGHS

0:25:160:25:19

Er...anyway, this has been great.

0:25:240:25:28

-Thanks for the coffee.

-No trouble.

-Sorry I couldn't finish it.

0:25:280:25:32

If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

0:25:320:25:34

SHE CHUCKLES

0:25:340:25:36

-Erm...can I take a piece of this with me?

-Sure!

0:25:360:25:40

-Here, have a crumb.

-Ooh, thanks!

-Yeah.

0:25:400:25:45

All right. Well, then, er... I guess I'll see you around.

0:25:460:25:50

-Or not. Or...

-OK, Barry.

0:25:500:25:53

And, er, thank you so much again for before.

0:25:530:25:56

-Oh, that? Oh, that was nothing!

-Well, not nothing, but anyway...

0:25:560:26:01

-Huh?

-SHE GIGGLES

0:26:080:26:11

-SHATTERING

-Argh!

0:26:120:26:16

BELL RINGS

0:26:160:26:19

-This can't work.

-He's all set to go, we may as well try it.

0:26:210:26:25

LOUDSPEAKER: 'OK, Dave, pull the chute.'

0:26:250:26:28

Argh!

0:26:280:26:31

-Sounds amazing.

-It was. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.

0:26:310:26:35

Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!

0:26:350:26:38

-Giant, scary humans! What were they like?

-Huge and crazy.

0:26:380:26:42

They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive real crazy.

0:26:420:26:46

-Do they try and kill you?

-Some of them. But some of them don't.

0:26:460:26:49

-How'd you get back?

-Poodle.

-Look, you did it and I'm glad.

0:26:490:26:52

You saw whatever you wanted to see, you had your "experience"

0:26:520:26:56

and now you can pick out your job

0:26:560:26:58

-and everything can be normal.

-Well...

-Well?

0:26:580:27:01

-Well, I met someone.

-You met someone?!

0:27:010:27:04

Was she Bee-ish? Not a wasp?! Your parents will kill you!

0:27:040:27:07

-No, no, no, not a wasp.

-Spider?

-I'm not attracted to spiders.

0:27:070:27:10

For everyone else it's hot, with the eight legs and all.

0:27:100:27:13

-I can't get by that face.

-So, er, who is she?

0:27:130:27:17

-She's, er...human.

-Oh, no, no, no, no, that didn't happen!

0:27:170:27:21

-That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.

-Her name's Vanessa.

0:27:210:27:25

-Oh, boy!

-She's so nice!

0:27:250:27:28

-And she's a florist!

-Oh, no, you're dating a human florist!

0:27:280:27:32

-We're not dating!

-You're talking to human beings

0:27:320:27:36

that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s!

0:27:360:27:39

-That's one-eighth of a stick of dynamite!

-She saved my life!

0:27:390:27:42

-And she understands me.

-This is over!

0:27:420:27:46

Eat this. HE GULPS

0:27:460:27:47

This is not over!

0:27:470:27:49

-What was that?!

-A crumb.

-That was so stingin' stripey!

0:27:490:27:52

That's not even what they eat, that just falls off what they eat!

0:27:520:27:56

-Do you know what a Cinnabon is?

-No.

-It's bread, and cinnamon,

0:27:560:27:59

-and frosting. They heat it up...

-Sit down!

-..really hot!

0:27:590:28:03

Listen to me! We are not them! We're us!

0:28:030:28:06

-There's us and there's them!

-Yes, but who can deny

0:28:060:28:09

-the heart that is yearning?

-There's no yearning!

0:28:090:28:12

Stop yearning! You have got to start thinking bee! Thinking bee!

0:28:120:28:18

-Thinking bee!

-Thinking bee!

0:28:180:28:20

ALL CHANT: Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

0:28:200:28:23

There he is. He's in the pool.

0:28:250:28:28

You know what your problem is?

0:28:280:28:30

-I gotta start thinking bee?

-How much longer is this going to go on?

0:28:300:28:33

It's been three days! Why are you not working?

0:28:330:28:37

-I've got a lot of big life decisions I'm thinking about.

-What life?

0:28:370:28:40

You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee!

0:28:400:28:44

-Urgh.

-Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Come out,

0:28:440:28:47

your father's talking to you. Martin, talk to him!

0:28:470:28:50

Barry, I'm talking to you!

0:28:500:28:53

# Sugar

0:28:590:29:00

# Oh, honey, honey

0:29:020:29:03

# You are my candy girl

0:29:060:29:09

# And you got me wanting you... # SPLAT

0:29:090:29:12

BOTH GASP

0:29:120:29:15

BOTH LAUGH

0:29:150:29:18

-You coming?

-Got everything?

0:29:190:29:23

All set!

0:29:230:29:25

-You go ahead, I'll catch up.

-Don't be too long.

0:29:250:29:28

# ..I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you

0:29:290:29:33

# I just can't believe it's true

0:29:330:29:36

# I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too

0:29:360:29:40

# I just can't believe... #

0:29:400:29:42

Watch this!

0:29:420:29:43

# ..Oh, sugar

0:29:430:29:45

# Oh, honey, honey... #

0:29:470:29:49

BOOM

0:29:510:29:53

BOOM Vanessa!

0:29:540:29:56

-HE COUGHS

-We are still here, Barry.

0:29:570:30:00

Told you not to yell at him! He doesn't respond to yelling!

0:30:000:30:04

-Then, why are you yelling at me?!

-You don't listen!

-Ah!

0:30:040:30:07

-Sorry, I've gotta go.

-Where?

-Nowhere. I'm meeting a friend.

0:30:070:30:11

-A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

-Bye!

0:30:110:30:15

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

0:30:150:30:18

So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena?

0:30:200:30:24

Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!

0:30:240:30:29

Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering!

0:30:290:30:33

A tournament! Do the roses actually compete in athletic events?

0:30:330:30:36

No. All right, I've got one.

0:30:360:30:39

-How come you don't fly everywhere?

-It's exhausting.

0:30:390:30:42

-Why don't you run everywhere? Isn't that faster?

-Yeah, OK, I see.

0:30:420:30:46

-All right, your turn.

-TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!

0:30:460:30:50

-What, you don't have that?

-We have Hivo but it's a disease.

0:30:500:30:54

-It's a horrible, horrible disease.

-Oh, my!

0:30:540:30:57

-Oh, dumb bees!

-You must just wanna...sting all those jerks.

0:30:570:31:02

We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.

0:31:020:31:05

So you have to watch your temper.

0:31:050:31:08

Oh, yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk,

0:31:080:31:11

write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it

0:31:110:31:14

like any emotion - anger, jealousy...lust.

0:31:140:31:18

WHACK

0:31:180:31:19

-Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

-Yeah. Phew!

0:31:190:31:23

-What is wrong with you?!

-It's a bug.

0:31:230:31:25

Well, he's not bothering anybody! Get outta here, you creep!

0:31:250:31:29

-What was that, a Pic 'N' Save circular?

-Yeah, it was.

0:31:290:31:33

-How did you know?

-It felt like about ten pages. 75 is our limit.

0:31:330:31:38

-Boy, you've really got that down to a science.

-We have to.

0:31:380:31:41

-I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.

-I'll bet.

-What is this?!

0:31:410:31:46

How did this get here?! "Cute Bee"? "Golden Blossom"?

0:31:460:31:49

"Ray Liotta Private Select"?

0:31:490:31:53

-Is he that actor?

-I never heard of him. Why is this here?!

0:31:530:31:56

-For people. We eat it.

-Why?! You don't have enough food of your own?!

0:31:560:32:00

-Well, yes.

-How do you even get it?

-Well, bees make it...

0:32:000:32:04

I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!

0:32:040:32:07

There's heating, cooling, stirring! You need a whole Krelman thing!

0:32:070:32:11

-It's organic.

-It's our-ganic!

0:32:110:32:13

-It's just honey, Barry.

-Just... What?! Bees don't know about this!

0:32:130:32:17

This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

0:32:170:32:20

You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have!

0:32:200:32:24

And it's on sale?! I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!

0:32:240:32:29

Grrrr!

0:32:330:32:34

Hey, Hector.

0:32:350:32:38

-You almost done?

-Almost.

0:32:390:32:42

-SQUELCHING

-He is here, I sense it.

0:32:420:32:46

Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out,

0:32:550:32:59

-with no-one around.

-You're busted, box boy!

0:32:590:33:03

Ah-ha! I knew I heard something.

0:33:030:33:05

-So you can talk!

-Oh, I can talk.

0:33:050:33:08

And now you're gonna talk! Where are you getting all the sweet stuff?!

0:33:080:33:12

I don't know. I thought we were all friends.

0:33:120:33:14

The last thing we want to do is upset any of you BEES! Hah!

0:33:140:33:18

-You're too late! It's ours now!

-You have crossed the wrong sword!

0:33:180:33:22

You are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!

0:33:220:33:26

Where's the honey coming from?! BARRY SNARLS

0:33:260:33:30

-Tell me where!

-H-Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

0:33:300:33:34

HORN BLARES Argh!

0:33:450:33:48

SCREAMS

0:33:530:33:55

-BARRY GASPS

-Crazy person!

0:33:560:33:59

Huh?

0:34:070:34:09

Oh!

0:34:160:34:18

ARGHHHH!

0:34:250:34:27

THUD

0:34:280:34:31

Oh, my, what horrible thing has happened here?!

0:34:320:34:34

Look at these faces, they never knew what hit them!

0:34:340:34:38

-And now they're on the road to nowhere!

-Psst!

0:34:380:34:41

-Just keep still!

-What? You're not dead?

0:34:410:34:44

Do I look dead?! They will wipe anything that moves.

0:34:440:34:47

-Where you headed?

-Honey Farms.

0:34:470:34:49

-I am onto something huge here!

-I'm goin' to Alaska.

0:34:490:34:52

Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

0:34:520:34:55

-I'm going to Tacoma.

-What about you?

0:34:550:34:58

-He really is dead.

-All right.

-Uh-oh!

0:34:580:35:01

-What is that?!

-A wiper! Triple blade!

-Triple blade?!

0:35:010:35:05

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

0:35:050:35:08

Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?!

0:35:080:35:12

How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes!

0:35:120:35:15

-Stick your head out the window!

-RADIO CHATTER

0:35:150:35:20

But don't kill no more bugs!

0:35:200:35:23

SCREAMS

0:35:230:35:25

-Bee!

-Moose-blood guy!

0:35:250:35:27

BARRY SCREAMS

0:35:270:35:29

INSECT SCREAMS

0:35:290:35:32

THUD

0:35:320:35:34

BOTH SCREAM

0:35:340:35:36

-You hear something?

-Like what?

-Like tiny screaming.

0:35:360:35:39

Turn off the radio.

0:35:390:35:41

BOTH GASP

0:35:410:35:45

-Ah-ha!

-WAAAAAAH!

0:35:470:35:49

SCREAMS

0:35:490:35:51

-Hey, whassup, bee boy?!

-Hey, Blood!

0:35:520:35:55

-And it was just a row of honey jars as far as the eye could see.

-Wow!

0:35:550:36:00

I'm assuming wherever this truck goes that's where they're getting it.

0:36:000:36:04

-I mean, that honey's ours.

-Bees hang tight.

0:36:040:36:07

-We're all jammed in there. It's a close community.

-Not us.

0:36:070:36:11

-Every mosquito on his own.

-Well, what if you get in trouble?

0:36:110:36:14

You a mosquito, YOU in trouble. Nobody likes us. They all smackin'.

0:36:140:36:18

-Smack, smack!

-At least you're out in the world. You meet a lotta girls?

0:36:180:36:22

Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly.

0:36:220:36:27

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. Whoa!

0:36:270:36:30

You got to be kiddin' me!

0:36:300:36:32

Mooseblood's about to leave the buildin'! So long!

0:36:320:36:35

-Hey, guys!

-EXCITED CHATTER

0:36:350:36:38

I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw?

0:36:380:36:41

MOSQUITOES: Yeah.

0:36:410:36:43

TRUCK HORN BEEPS

0:36:450:36:47

BRAKES HISS

0:36:500:36:53

Then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it,

0:36:560:36:59

and it's pretty much pure profit.

0:36:590:37:01

-What is this place?

-A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.

0:37:010:37:05

-They are pinheads!

-MEN LAUGH

0:37:050:37:08

Pinhead!

0:37:080:37:10

-Hey, check out the new smoker.

-Oh, sweet! That's the one you want.

0:37:100:37:13

-The Thomas 3000!

-Smoker?

-90 puffs a minute, semiautomatic.

0:37:130:37:18

-Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

-BOTH LAUGH

0:37:180:37:22

A couple of breaths of this knocks 'em right out!

0:37:220:37:24

BOTH LAUGH

0:37:240:37:27

They make the honey and we make the money.

0:37:270:37:30

"They make the honey and we make the money"?

0:37:300:37:34

BEES COUGH

0:37:470:37:49

Oh, my!

0:37:520:37:56

-What's going on? Are you OK?

-Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

0:37:560:38:01

How did all these bees get here? Do you know you're in a fake hive?

0:38:010:38:05

-Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.

-This is your queen?!

0:38:050:38:09

That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!

0:38:090:38:12

RUMBLING

0:38:120:38:14

What is this?!

0:38:170:38:19

Oh, no, there's hundreds of them!

0:38:270:38:30

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:38:370:38:39

Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!

0:38:410:38:45

This is worse than anything the bears have done to us,

0:38:450:38:48

-and I intend to do something!

-Oh, Barry, stop!

0:38:480:38:51

Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's just a rumour!

0:38:510:38:54

-Do these look like rumours?!

-These are obviously doctored photos.

0:38:540:38:59

Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this?

0:38:590:39:02

-He's been talking to humans.

-What?!

0:39:020:39:04

-Talking to humans?!

-He has a human girlfriend.

0:39:040:39:07

-And they make out!

-Make out? Barry!

0:39:070:39:10

-We do not!

-You wish you could.

-Whose side are you on?!

-The bees!

0:39:100:39:14

I dated a cricket once. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

0:39:140:39:19

-This is what you want to do with your life?

-For all our lives.

0:39:190:39:23

Nobody works harder than bees. Dad, I remember

0:39:230:39:26

you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring.

0:39:260:39:30

-I remember that.

-What right do they have to our hard-earned honey?!

0:39:300:39:34

We're livin' on two cups a year, they're puttin' it in lip balm

0:39:340:39:38

-for no reason whatsoever!

-But what could one bee do?

0:39:380:39:41

-I'm gonna sting them where it hurts!

-In the face?!

-No.

0:39:410:39:44

-In the eye? That would really hurt.

-No.

-Up the nose?

0:39:440:39:47

There's only one place you can sting the humans.

0:39:470:39:51

Hive at Five, the hive's full-hour action news source.

0:39:510:39:57

Aaaargh!

0:39:570:39:59

ALL CHANT: No more bee beards! No more bee beards!

0:39:590:40:02

ROARS

0:40:020:40:05

'With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

0:40:050:40:07

'Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi.

0:40:070:40:10

'And Jeanette Chung.'

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-Good evening, I'm Bob Bumble.

-And I'm Jeanette Chung.

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Our top story, Barry Benson is saying he intends to sue the human race

0:40:170:40:22

for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!

0:40:220:40:26

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

0:40:290:40:31

we're gonna have three former queens here in our studio,

0:40:310:40:35

discussing their new book, Classy Ladies,

0:40:350:40:37

out this week on Hexagon. Tonight, we're talking to Barry Benson.

0:40:370:40:41

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"?

0:40:410:40:45

Bees have never been afraid to change the world.

0:40:450:40:48

What about Bee Columbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

0:40:480:40:51

Where I'm from, you wouldn't think of suing humans.

0:40:510:40:53

-We were thinking stickball or candy stores.

-How old are you?

0:40:530:40:58

The entire bee community is supporting you in this case,

0:40:580:41:01

-which is certain to be the trial of the bee century.

-Thank you.

0:41:010:41:05

-They have a Larry King in the human world, too.

-It's a common name.

0:41:050:41:08

-Next week...

-No, he looks like you and has a show with suspenders

0:41:080:41:12

-and coloured dots behind him.

-Next week...

0:41:120:41:15

Glasses, quotes along the bottom from the guest you're watching.

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Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and they're here live.

0:41:200:41:23

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.

0:41:230:41:28

Well, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!

0:41:290:41:34

But it was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

0:41:340:41:38

Her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that?!

0:41:380:41:41

Quiet, please, actual work going on here. >

0:41:410:41:44

-Is that that same bee?

-Yes, it is! >

0:41:440:41:48

-I'm helping him sue the human race.

-What?

0:41:480:41:51

-Hello.

-Hello, bee.

0:41:510:41:53

-This is Ken.

-Yeah, I remember you.

0:41:530:41:56

Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

0:41:560:41:59

Why does he talk again?

0:41:590:42:02

Listen, you better go, cos we're really busy working.

0:42:020:42:05

-But it's our yogurt night!

-Oh. Bye-bye.

-Oh!

0:42:050:42:09

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

0:42:090:42:12

Oh, you poor thing! You two have been at this for hours!

0:42:130:42:16

Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help(!)

0:42:160:42:18

-HE SNORES

-Frosting...

0:42:180:42:21

How many sugars?

0:42:210:42:22

Just one. I try not to use the competition. Ooh!

0:42:220:42:25

So, why are you helping me, anyway?

0:42:250:42:27

-Bees have good qualities.

-Si. Cierto.

0:42:270:42:31

And it feels good to take my mind off the shop.

0:42:310:42:34

Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.

0:42:340:42:37

-Yeah, those are great, if you're three!

-And artificial flowers.

0:42:370:42:41

-Oh, those just get me psychotic!

-Yeah, me, too!

0:42:410:42:45

-The bent stingers, the pointless pollination!

-Oh, bees must hate them!

0:42:450:42:49

-Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.

-Well...

0:42:490:42:53

maybe this could make up for it.

0:42:530:42:55

-This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.

-I guess.

0:42:550:42:58

Sure you wanna go through with it?

0:42:580:43:00

Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say,

0:43:000:43:04

"Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty.

0:43:040:43:08

It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan,

0:43:080:43:11

where the world is anxiously waiting

0:43:110:43:14

because, for the first time in history, we're going to hear

0:43:140:43:17

for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.

0:43:170:43:20

-(What have we gotten into here, Barry?)

-It's pretty big, isn't it?

0:43:240:43:29

I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.

0:43:290:43:32

Think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?

0:43:320:43:36

LOUDSPEAKER: 'Everybody needs to stay back behind the barricade.'

0:43:360:43:40

Argh!

0:43:480:43:49

-HE SHIVERS

-What's the matter?

0:43:490:43:52

I don't know, I just got a chill.

0:43:520:43:54

GASPING

0:43:540:43:56

Well, if it isn't the bee team.

0:44:000:44:03

-Any of you boys work on this?

-HE CHUCKLES

0:44:030:44:06

Hmph!

0:44:060:44:07

All rise! The honourable Judge Bumbleden presiding!

0:44:070:44:11

All right, case number 4475. Superior court of New York,

0:44:110:44:16

Barry B Benson versus the honey industry is now in session.

0:44:160:44:20

Mr Montgomery, you're representing the five major food companies.

0:44:200:44:24

-A privilege.

-Mr Benson.

0:44:240:44:28

You're representing all bees of the world?

0:44:290:44:31

BARRY CLEARS THROAT

0:44:310:44:34

Bzzz. Bzz bzz bzz bzzzz bzz.

0:44:360:44:39

Bz bzzzz bz bzzz bzzz!

0:44:390:44:41

I'm kidding! Yes, your honour, we're ready to proceed.

0:44:410:44:44

-MR MONTGOMERY SIGHS

-And Mr Montgomery,

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your opening statement, please.

0:44:470:44:50

-HE CLEARS THROAT

-Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

0:44:500:44:55

my grandmother was a simple woman.

0:44:550:44:58

Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit

0:44:580:45:03

from the bounty of nature God put before us!

0:45:030:45:06

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr Benson imagines,

0:45:060:45:10

j-j-just think of what it would mean.

0:45:100:45:13

I would have to negotiate with a silk worm

0:45:130:45:16

-for the elastic in my breaches!

-JURY GASPS

0:45:160:45:19

Talking bee(!) How do we know this isn't some

0:45:190:45:22

sort of holographic, motion picture, Hollywood wizardry?

0:45:220:45:27

They could be using laser beams!

0:45:270:45:29

Robotics, ventriloquism, cloning!

0:45:290:45:32

For all we know, he could be on steroids!

0:45:320:45:36

JURY MUTTERS

0:45:360:45:38

Mr Benson.

0:45:380:45:40

BARRY SIGHS

0:45:410:45:43

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just an ordinary bee.

0:45:450:45:49

And as a bee, honey's pretty important to me, to all bees.

0:45:490:45:53

We invented it, we make it and we protect it with our lives.

0:45:530:45:57

Unfortunately, there are some people who think

0:45:570:46:00

they can take what they want cos we're the little guys.

0:46:000:46:03

What I'm hoping, after this is all over,

0:46:030:46:06

you'll see how, by taking our honey, you're not only taking away

0:46:060:46:10

everything we have, but everything we are!

0:46:100:46:13

Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So nice!

0:46:150:46:19

-Call your first witness.

-So, Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms.

0:46:190:46:23

-Pretty big company you have there.

-I suppose so.

0:46:230:46:26

And I see you also own Honeyburton. And Honron!

0:46:260:46:30

Yes, they provide bee keepers for our farms.

0:46:300:46:33

Bee keeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.

0:46:330:46:36

I don't imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you?

0:46:360:46:40

-(Er, no.)

-I couldn't hear you.

0:46:400:46:42

-No.

-No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees.

0:46:420:46:46

Not only that, it seems you thought a bear

0:46:460:46:48

would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

0:46:480:46:52

Well...they're loveable creatures.

0:46:520:46:54

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, oh, Build-A-Bear.

0:46:540:46:58

You mean like this.

0:46:580:47:00

BEAR ROARS AND PEOPLE SCREAM

0:47:000:47:02

Bears kill bees!

0:47:020:47:04

How would you like his big hairy head crashing through your living room?

0:47:040:47:09

Biting into your couch? Raagh! Raargh!

0:47:090:47:12

OK, that's enough, take him away.

0:47:120:47:16

So, Mr Sting, thank you for being here.

0:47:200:47:22

Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?

0:47:220:47:26

-I was in a band called The Police.

-But you've never been

0:47:260:47:29

-a police officer of any kind.

-No, I haven't.

-No, you haven't.

0:47:290:47:32

Here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen

0:47:320:47:37

-by a human for nothing more than a prance-about-stage name.

-Oh, please!

0:47:370:47:41

Have you ever been stung, Mr Sting? I'm feeling a little stung, Sting.

0:47:410:47:46

Or should I say, Mr Gordon M Sumner!

0:47:460:47:50

-JURY GASPS

-That's not his real name?!

0:47:500:47:53

-You idiot!

-Argh!

0:47:530:47:55

Mr Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations

0:47:550:47:59

on your EMMY win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.

0:47:590:48:02

-Thank you, thank you.

-HE LAUGHS

0:48:020:48:04

I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome

0:48:040:48:08

with a churning inner turmoil, always ready to blow.

0:48:080:48:11

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

0:48:110:48:13

Not yet, but is this what it's come to for you, Mr Liotta?

0:48:130:48:16

Exploiting tiny helpless bees, so you don't have to rehearse your art

0:48:160:48:21

-and learn your lines, sir?

-Watch it! I could blow right now!

0:48:210:48:25

This isn't a good fella, this is a bad fella!

0:48:250:48:28

Why doesn't someone step on this creep?! Then we can all go home!

0:48:280:48:32

-Order in this court!

-You're all thinking it!

0:48:320:48:35

-THEY GASP

-Order! Mr Liotta, please sit down!

0:48:350:48:39

It was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.

0:48:440:48:47

I'm telling you I think the jury's on our side.

0:48:470:48:50

-Are we doing everything right, legally?

-I'm a florist.

0:48:500:48:54

Right, right. Well, here's to a great team.

0:48:540:48:58

-To a great team!

-BOTH GIGGLE

0:48:580:49:01

-Well, hello.

-Oh! Ken.

0:49:010:49:04

-Hello!

-Er, I didn't think you were coming.

0:49:040:49:06

I was just late. I tried to call but...the battery.

0:49:060:49:11

I didn't want this to go to waste, so I called Barry.

0:49:110:49:15

-Luckily he was free.

-Yeah.

0:49:150:49:17

Oh, that was lucky(!)

0:49:170:49:19

There's still a little left. I could heat it up.

0:49:210:49:23

Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever.

0:49:230:49:26

So, I hear you're quite a tennis player.

0:49:290:49:32

I'm not much for the game myself, I find the ball a little grabby.

0:49:320:49:36

That's where I usually sit. Right...there.

0:49:370:49:41

-BARRY GULPS

-Ken?

0:49:410:49:43

Barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me

0:49:430:49:47

that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

0:49:470:49:51

You think I don't see what you're doing?

0:49:510:49:54

I know how hard it is to find the right job.

0:49:540:49:57

-We certainly have that in common.

-Do we?

0:49:570:50:00

Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

0:50:000:50:04

That's just what I was thinking about doing. Oh.

0:50:040:50:07

Ken? I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz.

0:50:070:50:10

-I hope that was all right?

-Argh!

0:50:100:50:14

HE BURPS I'm gonna go drain the old stinger.

0:50:140:50:18

Yeah, you do that.

0:50:180:50:20

-Argh! Oh!

-Oh, look at that.

0:50:210:50:24

HE WHISTLES

0:50:240:50:26

HE GROANS

0:50:270:50:30

CONTINUES TO WHISTLE

0:50:300:50:32

You know... you know I've just about had it...

0:50:320:50:36

LOWERS VOICE: ..with your little mind games.

0:50:360:50:39

-What's that?

-Italian Vogue.

0:50:390:50:41

-Mama mia! That's a lot of pages.

-It's a lot of ads.

0:50:410:50:44

Remember, "Why is your life more valuable than mine?"

0:50:440:50:48

That's funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

0:50:480:50:51

HE GROANS

0:50:520:50:55

Water bug! Not taking sides!

0:50:560:50:58

Look at me, I'm wearing a ChapStick hat. This is pathetic.

0:50:590:51:03

I've got issues!

0:51:030:51:05

BARRY GROANS

0:51:050:51:08

VOICE ECHOES: Well, well, well. A royal flush!

0:51:090:51:12

-You're bluffing.

-Am I?

0:51:120:51:14

HE WAILS

0:51:150:51:18

HE LAUGHS

0:51:210:51:24

-Surf's up, dude!

-Eurgh, poo water!

0:51:240:51:26

Whoo! Ha-ha!

0:51:260:51:29

Whoooo! That bowl is gnarly!

0:51:290:51:32

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

0:51:320:51:35

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

0:51:350:51:37

I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!

0:51:370:51:41

We need to talk!

0:51:410:51:43

He's just a little bee,

0:51:430:51:45

and he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time.

0:51:450:51:49

Long time? What are you talking about?!

0:51:490:51:53

-Are there other bugs in your life?

-No! But there are other things

0:51:530:51:57

bugging me in life and you're one of them!

0:51:570:51:59

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night,

0:51:590:52:02

my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster.

0:52:020:52:07

-Goodbye, Ken.

-Oh!

0:52:070:52:09

-Ugh!

-And for your information,

0:52:110:52:13

I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners...

0:52:130:52:17

MADE BY MAN!

0:52:170:52:19

I'm sorry about all that.

0:52:190:52:21

I know it's got an aftertaste... I LIKE IT!

0:52:210:52:26

I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me.

0:52:270:52:32

Are you gonna be OK for the trial tomorrow?

0:52:320:52:35

I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas.

0:52:350:52:37

We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

0:52:380:52:42

That's a good idea. You can see why he's one of the best lawyers...

0:52:420:52:45

Er... Yeah.

0:52:450:52:48

You've gotta weave some magic or it's going to be all over.

0:52:510:52:54

Oh, don't worry, Mr Gamble.

0:52:540:52:56

The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around

0:52:560:52:59

is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.

0:52:590:53:02

-(You got the tweezers?)

-Are you allergic?

0:53:020:53:05

Only to losing, son, only to losing.

0:53:050:53:07

Mr Benson Bee, I ask you what I think we'd all like to know.

0:53:070:53:12

What exactly is your relationship to that woman?

0:53:120:53:16

SHE GASPS

0:53:160:53:18

We're friends.

0:53:180:53:20

-Good friends?

-Yes.

-How good?

0:53:200:53:22

-Do you...live together?

-W-Wait a minute.

0:53:220:53:25

Are you her little, ahem, bed bug?

0:53:250:53:29

-That's not the kind...

-I've seen a bee documentary or too.

0:53:290:53:33

Doesn't your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the house?

0:53:330:53:37

-Yeah, but...

-So those aren't even your real parents!

0:53:370:53:40

-Oh, Barry...

-Yes they are!

-Hold me back!

0:53:400:53:43

-You're an illegitimate bee, Benson.

-He's denouncing bees!

0:53:430:53:47

And don't y'all date your cousins?

0:53:470:53:50

-Objection!

-I'm gonna pin-cushion this guy!

0:53:500:53:52

HE GASPS Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

0:53:540:53:57

Argh!

0:54:000:54:02

Oooooh! I'm hit!

0:54:020:54:04

-Oh, Lordy, I am HIT!

-Order! Order!

0:54:040:54:08

The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!

0:54:080:54:11

I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction.

0:54:110:54:15

You see? You can't treat 'em like equals. They're striped savages!

0:54:150:54:20

Stinging's the only thing they know. It's their way.

0:54:200:54:24

-Adam, stay with me.

-I-I can't feel my legs.

0:54:240:54:27

Ohhhhh! An angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison

0:54:270:54:32

-from my heaving buttocks.

-JURY GASPS

0:54:320:54:35

I will have order in my court! Order! Order, please!

0:54:350:54:38

'The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a turn...'

0:54:410:54:44

Thank you.

0:54:440:54:47

'..when one of the legal team stung Mr Montgomery.

0:54:470:54:49

'Now, here's Don with the ball game.'

0:54:490:54:53

HE SIGHS

0:54:560:54:58

-Hey, buddy.

-Hey.

-Is there much pain?

-Yeah.

0:55:040:55:07

I, er... I blew the whole case, didn't I?

0:55:100:55:13

It doesn't matter. The important thing is you're alive.

0:55:130:55:16

-You could have died.

-I'd be better off dead.

0:55:160:55:19

Look at me! They got it from the cafeteria.

0:55:190:55:22

They got it from downstairs in a tuna sandwich.

0:55:220:55:25

Look, there's a little celery still on it.

0:55:250:55:28

-What was it like to sting someone?

-I can't explain. It was all...

0:55:280:55:32

all adrenaline and, and...ecstasy!

0:55:320:55:36

-Hmm. All right.

-D'you think it was all a trap?

0:55:380:55:42

Of course, I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.

0:55:420:55:45

What were we thinking? Look at us, we're just a couple of bugs.

0:55:450:55:49

-What d'you think the humans will do to us if they win?

-I don't know.

0:55:490:55:53

I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.

0:55:530:55:56

Adam, they check in but they don't check out!

0:55:560:55:59

-Oh, my.

-HE COUGHS

0:55:590:56:01

-Say, could you get a nurse to close that window?

-Why?

-The smoke.

0:56:030:56:08

-Bees don't smoke.

-Right, bees don't smoke.

0:56:080:56:12

Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking!

0:56:140:56:17

-Adam, that's it! That's our case!

-It is? It's not over?

0:56:170:56:21

No, get up! I've got to go somewhere.

0:56:210:56:23

You get back to the court and stall any way you can.

0:56:230:56:27

And, assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub.

0:56:280:56:34

JURY MUTTERS

0:56:340:56:36

-Mr Flayman.

-Yes, yes, your honour!

0:56:390:56:42

-Where is the rest of your team?

-Er...well, i-it's interesting.

0:56:420:56:47

You know bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

0:56:470:56:49

as a result, quite often we don't make very good time.

0:56:490:56:52

-I once heard a pretty funny story...

-Your honour, haven't these bugs

0:56:520:56:57

taken up enough of this court's valuable time?

0:56:570:57:00

How much longer are we gonna allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?

0:57:000:57:05

They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges

0:57:050:57:09

against my clients, who all run perfectly legitimate businesses.

0:57:090:57:13

I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case.

0:57:130:57:17

Mr Flayman, I'm going to have to consider Mr Montgomery's motion.

0:57:170:57:21

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

0:57:210:57:24

Where is your proof? Where's the evidence?

0:57:240:57:26

Show me the smoking gun!

0:57:260:57:29

Hold it, your honour! You want a smoking gun...

0:57:300:57:33

here is your smoking gun!

0:57:330:57:35

-What is that?

-It's a bee smoker.

0:57:380:57:41

What this? This harmless little contraption?

0:57:410:57:44

This couldn't hurt a fly let alone a bee.

0:57:440:57:47

Oh...

0:57:510:57:53

Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees

0:57:530:57:56

who have never been asked "Smoking, or non."

0:57:560:58:00

Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted

0:58:000:58:03

to these smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?

0:58:030:58:07

Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?

0:58:070:58:11

-(What are we gonna do?!)

-(He's playing the species card.)

0:58:130:58:17

Ladies and gentlemen, please... free these bees!

0:58:170:58:21

CHEERING

0:58:210:58:24

ALL: Free the bees! Free the bees!

0:58:240:58:26

ALL: Free the bees! Free the bees!

0:58:260:58:29

The court finds in favour of the bees!

0:58:290:58:32

CHEERING Vanessa, we won!

0:58:320:58:34

Yay! I knew you could do it! High five!

0:58:340:58:37

-Ow!

-Oh, sorry.

-I'm OK!

0:58:370:58:40

Do you know what this means? All the honey is finally going

0:58:400:58:44

to belong to the bees. We won't have to work so hard!

0:58:440:58:47

MR MONTGOMERY GRUNTS

0:58:470:58:50

This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.

0:58:500:58:54

You'll regret this.

0:58:540:58:56

Barry! How much honey do you think is out there?

0:58:560:58:59

-All right, one at a time.

-Barry, who are you wearing?

0:58:590:59:02

My sweater's Ralph Lauren and I have no pants.

0:59:020:59:05

-What if Montgomery's right?

-What do you mean?

0:59:050:59:08

We've been living the bee way a long time. 27 million years.

0:59:080:59:12

Congratulations. What will you demand as a settlement?

0:59:140:59:18

First we're going to demand a shutdown of all bee work camps.

0:59:180:59:21

Then we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with.

0:59:230:59:28

We demand an end to the glorification of the bear

0:59:280:59:31

as anything more than a filthy, bad-breathed stink machine.

0:59:310:59:35

We're all aware of what they do in the woods.

0:59:350:59:38

Wait for my signal.

0:59:380:59:40

TRIGGER ARMS Take him out.

0:59:410:59:43

-Eek!

-He'll have a little nausea for a few hours then he'll be fine.

0:59:430:59:48

We will no longer tolerate bee-negative nick names...

0:59:480:59:51

It's a prance-about-stage name!

0:59:510:59:53

..unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products,

0:59:530:59:56

and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.

0:59:561:00:00

Ugh! Can't breathe!

1:00:001:00:03

Bring it in, boys!

1:00:051:00:07

Hold it right there!

1:00:071:00:09

Mr Buzzwell! We just passed three cups, there's gallons more coming!

1:00:171:00:22

-I think we need to shut down!

-Shut down?! We never shut down.

1:00:221:00:26

Shut down honey production! Stop making honey!

1:00:261:00:31

Turn your key, sir.

1:00:351:00:37

What do we do now?

1:00:471:00:49

Cannonball! Woo!

1:00:531:00:55

Ah...

1:00:551:00:57

BEES CHEER

1:00:571:01:00

We're shutting down honey production. Mission abort.

1:01:021:01:05

Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base.

1:01:051:01:09

(DING!)

1:01:241:01:26

-You wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.

-Oh, yeah?

1:01:541:01:58

What's going on around here? Where is everybody?

1:01:581:02:01

-Are they out celebrating?

-No, they're home. They don't know what to do.

1:02:011:02:06

I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio for the cricket.

1:02:061:02:10

At least we got our honey back.

1:02:101:02:13

Sometimes I think, "So what if the humans like our honey?" Who wouldn't?

1:02:131:02:17

It's the greatest thing in the world.

1:02:171:02:20

This was my new desk, this was my new job.

1:02:211:02:24

I wanted to do it really well

1:02:241:02:26

and now...

1:02:261:02:27

Now I can't.

1:02:271:02:29

I don't understand why they're not happy.

1:02:401:02:42

I thought their lives would be better!

1:02:421:02:44

They're doing nothing. Honey really changes people.

1:02:441:02:48

You don't have any idea what's going on.

1:02:481:02:51

-What did you want to show me?

-This.

1:02:511:02:54

-What happened here?

-That...is not the half of it.

1:02:561:03:00

Oh, no... Oh, my!

1:03:051:03:07

They're all wilting.

1:03:071:03:10

-Doesn't look very good, does it?

-No.

1:03:101:03:13

-And who's fault do you think that is?

-Mmm...

1:03:131:03:17

-I'm going to guess bees?

-Bees?

1:03:181:03:21

Specifically me. I didn't think that bees not needing to make honey

1:03:211:03:25

would affect all these other things.

1:03:251:03:27

It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables - they all need bees.

1:03:271:03:32

That's a whole SAT test right there.

1:03:321:03:35

So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom

1:03:351:03:39

-and then, of course...

-The human species?

1:03:391:03:42

-A-hem.

-Oh...

1:03:421:03:45

So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here.

1:03:451:03:49

And I know this is also partly my fault.

1:03:491:03:53

BARRY SIGHS

1:03:541:03:56

How about a suicide pact?

1:03:561:03:59

-How do we do it?

-I'll sting you, you step on me.

1:03:591:04:02

-That just kills you twice.

-Hmm...

1:04:021:04:05

Listen, Barry, I'm sorry, but I've got to get going.

1:04:051:04:10

Had to open my mouth and talk.

1:04:161:04:19

DOOR SHUTS Vanessa?

1:04:191:04:22

Vanessa, why are you leaving? Where are you going?

1:04:251:04:28

To the final Tournament Of Roses in Pasadena.

1:04:281:04:30

They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.

1:04:301:04:34

It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it.

1:04:341:04:38

I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this.

1:04:381:04:42

I know. Me neither.

1:04:421:04:44

Tournament Of Roses... Roses can't do sports.

1:04:461:04:50

Wait a minute. Roses... Roses?!

1:04:511:04:54

Roses!

1:04:541:04:57

Vanessa!

1:04:571:04:59

Roses!

1:04:591:05:01

-BARRY KNOCKS

-Barry?

1:05:011:05:02

-Roses are flowers!

-Yes, they are!

1:05:021:05:05

-Flowers! Bees! Pollen!

-I know!

1:05:051:05:09

-That's why this is the last parade.

-Maybe not!

1:05:091:05:12

Could you ask him to slow down!

1:05:121:05:15

Could you slow down?

1:05:151:05:17

BRAKES SQUEAL

1:05:171:05:18

-Ow!

-Barry!

1:05:181:05:21

I made a huge mistake. This is a disaster, it's all my fault.

1:05:211:05:24

-Yes, it kind of is.

-I wanted to help with your flower shop -

1:05:241:05:28

-instead I've made it worse.

-Actually, it's closed down!

1:05:281:05:33

I thought you were remodelling. But I have another idea,

1:05:331:05:36

it's greater than all my previous great ideas combined.

1:05:361:05:39

-I don't want to hear it.

-Oh!

1:05:391:05:41

Here's what I'm thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen.

1:05:411:05:46

I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.

1:05:461:05:48

We've got to get what they've got back here with what we've got.

1:05:481:05:52

-Bees.

-Park.

-Pollen.

-Flowers.

1:05:521:05:54

-Re-pollination!

-Across the nation!

1:05:541:05:57

'All right, Tournament Of Roses, Pasadena, California.

1:05:571:06:00

'They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

1:06:001:06:04

-'Security will be tight.

-I have an idea.'

1:06:041:06:07

Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. Oh, it's real.

1:06:071:06:11

-Sorry, Ma'am. That's a nice brooch.

-Thank you, it was a gift.

1:06:111:06:15

'Then, once we're inside, we just pick the right float.'

1:06:151:06:19

The Princess and the Pea! I could be the princess and you -

1:06:191:06:23

-Yes, I think I got it.

-..could be the pea!

1:06:231:06:26

-Sorry I'm late.

-What are you?!

1:06:271:06:30

-I believe I'm the pea.

-It's supposed to be under the mattresses.

1:06:301:06:33

-Not in this fairytale.

-I'm going to talk to the marshal.

1:06:331:06:36

You do that. This whole parade is a fiasco! SHE SCREAMS

1:06:361:06:40

Let's see what this baby'll do!

1:06:411:06:43

Hey! What are you doing?!

1:06:441:06:46

'Then all we do is blend in with traffic...

1:06:471:06:50

'without arousing suspicion.

1:06:501:06:53

'And once we're at the airport there's no stopping us.'

1:06:551:06:58

-Stop! Did you pack your own float?

-Yes.

1:06:581:07:01

-Has it been in your possession the entire time?

-Yes.

1:07:011:07:04

Would you remove everything in your pockets? And your stinger?

1:07:041:07:07

-That's part of me.

-I know, just having some fun. Enjoy your flight!

1:07:071:07:11

'And then, if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.'

1:07:171:07:21

Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen!

1:07:221:07:25

-I think this is going to work!

-It's GOT to work.

1:07:251:07:28

'Attention passengers, this is the Captain.

1:07:281:07:31

'We have bad weather in the New York area.'

1:07:311:07:33

Looks like we'll be experiencing a delay.

1:07:331:07:36

Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.

1:07:361:07:40

-I've got to get up there and talk to these guys.

-Be careful.

1:07:401:07:43

(KNOCKING) Can I get some help with the Sky Mall magazine?

1:07:451:07:48

I'd like to order the inflatable ear and nose hair trimmer.

1:07:481:07:52

-Captain, I'm in a situation here.

-What'd you say?

1:07:561:07:59

-I didn't say anything.

-Argh! A bee!

1:07:591:08:01

No! Don't freak out! There's a chance my entire species...

1:08:011:08:04

BARRY SCREAMS

1:08:041:08:05

-Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!

-Who's an attorney?

1:08:141:08:17

-Don't move!

-Agh!

1:08:171:08:19

Oh, Barry...

1:08:231:08:24

'Good afternoon, passengers, this is your Captain speaking.

1:08:241:08:28

'Would Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit?

1:08:281:08:32

'And please HURRY!'

1:08:321:08:34

What happened here?!

1:08:361:08:38

I tried to talk to them but there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft!

1:08:381:08:41

One's bald, one's in a boat, they're unconscious!

1:08:411:08:44

-Is that another bee joke?

-No! No-one's flying the plane!

1:08:451:08:48

'This is JFK control tower, flight 356. What's your status?'

1:08:481:08:53

This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.

1:08:531:08:56

-Where's the pilot?

-He's unconscious and so is the co-pilot.

1:08:561:08:59

Not good. is there anyone on board who has flight experience?

1:08:591:09:03

-Actually, there is.

-Who's that?

1:09:031:09:05

-Barry Benson.

-From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

1:09:051:09:08

This is nothing more than a big metal bee.

1:09:081:09:11

-It's got giant wings, huge engines...

-I can't fly a plane!

1:09:111:09:14

-Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?

-Yes.

1:09:141:09:16

How hard could it be?!

1:09:161:09:18

LIGHTNING ZAPS We're heading into some lightning!

1:09:181:09:22

TV: 'We have some late-breaking news from JFK airport

1:09:251:09:29

'where a very suspenseful scene is developing.

1:09:291:09:31

-'Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory...'

-That's Barry!

1:09:311:09:35

'..is now attempting to land a plane

1:09:351:09:37

'loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.'

1:09:371:09:41

-ALL:

-Flowers?!

1:09:411:09:42

We have an electrical storm in the area and two individuals

1:09:421:09:45

at the controls of a jumbo jet with no flight experience!

1:09:451:09:49

There's a honey bee on that plane.

1:09:491:09:51

I'm quite familiar with Mr Benson's work and his no-account compadres.

1:09:511:09:55

-Haven't they done enough damage already?

-Isn't he your only hope?

1:09:551:09:59

Technically a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.

1:09:591:10:02

-'The wings are too small, the body's too big.'

-Hold on.

1:10:021:10:05

Haven't we heard this? The wings and the body mass don't make sense.

1:10:051:10:09

-Get this on the air!

-You got it.

1:10:091:10:12

We're going live!

1:10:121:10:14

The way we work may be a mystery to you,

1:10:141:10:17

making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.

1:10:171:10:20

Let me tell you about a small job -

1:10:201:10:22

if you do it really well, it makes a big difference.

1:10:221:10:25

More than we realise. To us, to everyone.

1:10:251:10:28

'I want to get bees back to doing what we do best -

1:10:281:10:31

'working together! That's the bee way.

1:10:311:10:33

'We're not made of Jello, we get behind a fellow, black and yellow!'

1:10:331:10:38

-ALL:

-Yellow!

1:10:381:10:39

-Left, right, hover -

-Hover?

-Forget hover.

1:10:431:10:45

You know, this isn't so hard! Beep-beep!

1:10:451:10:48

-Agh!

-Barry! What happened?

1:10:511:10:53

I think we were on autopilot that whole time!

1:10:531:10:56

-That may have been helping me.

-And... NOW WE'RE NOT!

1:10:561:10:59

It turns out I cannot fly a plane.

1:10:591:11:02

All of you! Let's get behind this fella!

1:11:041:11:07

Move it out!

1:11:071:11:09

I'll do what I would do and you copy me with the wings of the plane!

1:11:181:11:22

-You don't have to yell.

-I'm not yelling! We're in a trouble here!

1:11:221:11:26

It's hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!

1:11:261:11:29

It's not a tone... I'M PANICKING!

1:11:291:11:32

-I don't think I can do this!

-Pull yourself together!

1:11:421:11:45

-You have got to snap out of it!

-You snap out of it!

1:11:451:11:48

-You snap out of it!

-You snap out of it!

1:11:481:11:50

-You snap out of it!

-You snap out of it!

1:11:501:11:53

-You snap out of it!

-You snap out of it! Oh... Hold it!

1:12:131:12:16

-Come on, it's my turn.

-How's the plane...flying?

1:12:161:12:20

I don't know. RINGING TONE

1:12:201:12:23

-Hello?

-'Benson, you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?'

1:12:231:12:26

-The Pollen Jocks!

-They do get behind a fellow.

1:12:261:12:29

Black and yellow.

1:12:291:12:32

'What d'you say we drop this tin can on the black top?'

1:12:321:12:35

-Where? I can't see anything? Can you?

-No, nothing. It's cloudy.

1:12:351:12:39

Come on, you gotta think Bee, Barry.

1:12:391:12:42

-Thinking Bee.

-Thinking Bee.

1:12:421:12:44

-ALL:

-Thinking Bee. Thinking Bee! Thinking Bee!

1:12:441:12:47

Wait a minute... I think I'm feeling something.

1:12:471:12:50

-What?

-I don't know but it's pulling me,

1:12:501:12:52

like a 27 million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose of the plane down.

1:12:521:12:56

-ALL:

-Thinking Bee. Thinking Bee!

1:12:591:13:00

Thinking Bee! Thinking Bee!

1:13:001:13:02

-What is on the tarmac?

-Get some lights on that!

1:13:021:13:05

-ALL:

-Thinking Bee. Thinking Bee!

-CHANTING CONTINUES

1:13:061:13:09

-Aim for the flower!

-OK.

1:13:091:13:12

-Cut the engines.

-Cut the engines?!

-We're using Bee power.

1:13:121:13:15

-Ready boys?

-Affirmative!

1:13:151:13:17

OK, good... good... easy now, that's it.

1:13:191:13:22

Land on that flower! Ready Boys?

1:13:221:13:25

-'Full reverse!'

-Spin it around!

1:13:251:13:27

-The other flower!

-Which flower?

-That flower!

1:13:301:13:33

-I'm aiming at the flower.

-That's a fat guy in a flower shirt!

1:13:331:13:36

I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of bees!

1:13:361:13:41

Pull forward, nose down, bring your tail up.

1:13:421:13:46

Rotate around it.

1:13:461:13:47

-This is insane, Barry!

-This is the only way I know how to fly.

1:13:471:13:51

Am I cuckoo or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?

1:13:511:13:55

Get your nose in there, don't be afraid. Full reverse!

1:13:551:13:58

Easy, be a part of it!

1:13:581:14:00

Aim for the centre!

1:14:001:14:02

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

1:14:021:14:05

CHEERING

1:14:051:14:08

-HE GROANS

-Come on, already!

1:14:141:14:16

PING!

1:14:161:14:18

LIVELY CHATTER

1:14:181:14:19

Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly.

1:14:211:14:25

-Yes. No high five!

-Right.

1:14:251:14:27

Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower?

1:14:271:14:30

What giant flower? Of course I saw the flower!

1:14:301:14:33

-That was genius, man, genius!

-Thank you.

1:14:331:14:35

But we're not done yet.

1:14:351:14:37

Listen everyone, this runway is covered with the last pollen

1:14:461:14:49

from the last flowers available anywhere on earth.

1:14:491:14:52

That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey,

1:14:521:14:57

pollinate flowers and dress like this.

1:14:571:15:00

If we're going to survive as a species, this is our moment.

1:15:001:15:03

So what do you all say? Are we gonna be bees...

1:15:031:15:06

or just Museum of Natural History key chains?

1:15:061:15:09

-ALL:

-We're bees!

-Key chain!

1:15:091:15:12

Then follow me! Except key chain.

1:15:121:15:16

Hold on, Barry. Here, you've earned this.

1:15:161:15:19

-ALL:

-Yeah!

1:15:261:15:28

-Yay!

-I'm a Pollen Jock.

1:15:281:15:32

It's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

1:15:321:15:35

-Oh, yeah.

-That's our Barry.

1:15:391:15:42

# "Here Comes The Sun" - Sheryl Crow

1:15:421:15:45

# Here comes the sun

1:15:451:15:47

# Do-do-do-do

1:15:471:15:49

# Here comes the sun

1:15:491:15:50

# And I say

1:15:501:15:52

# It's all right

1:15:521:15:53

# Little darling

1:15:571:15:59

# It's been a long cold lonely winter

1:15:591:16:03

# Little darling

1:16:041:16:06

# It feels like years

1:16:061:16:07

# Since it's been here

1:16:071:16:11

# Here comes the sun

1:16:111:16:12

# Do-do-do-do

1:16:121:16:14

# Here comes the sun

1:16:141:16:16

# And I say

1:16:161:16:18

# It's all right

1:16:181:16:19

# Little darling

1:16:261:16:28

# The smile's returning to the faces

1:16:281:16:32

# Little darling

1:16:331:16:35

# It seems like years

1:16:351:16:36

# Since it's been here

1:16:361:16:39

# Here comes the sun

1:16:401:16:42

# Do-do-do-do

1:16:421:16:43

# Here comes the sun

1:16:431:16:45

# And I say

1:16:451:16:47

-# It's all right...

-Mom! The bees are back!

1:16:471:16:51

# Sun, sun, sun, here it comes... #

1:17:001:17:03

Anybody needs to make a call, now's the time.

1:17:031:17:06

We'll be working late tonight.

1:17:061:17:08

# Little darling

1:17:161:17:18

# I feel the ice

1:17:181:17:20

# Is slowly melting... #

1:17:201:17:22

Have a great afternoon! Who's next?

1:17:221:17:26

Would you like some honey with that? It is bee approved.

1:17:261:17:30

Milk? Cream? Cheese? It's all me!

1:17:311:17:34

-I don't see a nickel.

-Uh-huh.

1:17:341:17:36

-Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!

-I had no idea.

1:17:361:17:40

Barry, I'm sorry, have you got a moment?

1:17:401:17:43

Would you excuse me? My associate will be help you.

1:17:431:17:46

-Sorry I'm late!

-He's a lawyer too?

1:17:461:17:48

Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite -

1:17:481:17:51

all I needed was a briefcase.

1:17:511:17:53

Have a great afternoon!

1:17:531:17:55

I got this huge tulip order for a wedding, I can't get them anywhere.

1:17:551:17:59

-No problem, just leave it to me.

-You're a lifesaver, Barry.

1:17:591:18:03

-Can I help who's next? Who's next?

-Scramble Jocks, time to fly!

1:18:031:18:07

Thank you Barry!

1:18:071:18:09

-That bee is living my life!

-Let it go, Kenny.

1:18:111:18:15

-when will this nightmare end?

-It's all right.

1:18:151:18:18

# Here comes the sun

1:18:191:18:21

# Do-do-do-do... #

1:18:211:18:23

-Beautiful day to fly.

-Sure is.

1:18:231:18:26

Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office.

1:18:261:18:29

# It's all right. #

1:18:311:18:34

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