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'I was once hypnotised by a spoon.

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'I was alone in the kitchen

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'and I pulled one out of the drawer and started staring at it.

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'It was like it was speaking to me.

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'I forgot who I was, what I was doing, everything.

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'The damn thing had me in a trance.

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'After a few minutes, when the spoon really had me,

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'it told me to walk over to the trash can and pee in it.

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'You can say I was a little confused at that moment.

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'I saw a doctor, and he said people lose their senses like that all the time.

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'You know what?

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'It isn't just caused by spoons.'

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Excuse me.

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< I have some very, very good news.

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The tests have come back... and they came in negative.

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Mm-hm. Oh, um...

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-Excuse me, if I could have your attention.

-Hold on.

-Thank you, miss.

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Um, this dog, he's kind of hurt.

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He's got a cut on his head here.

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God, it looks like he's been beaten. Did you do this?

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No, course not!

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We really need the doctor to take a look at him, give him some stitches.

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Oh, he's coming!

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Who's he?

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Er...

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Um, you take him. Yeah, that's it. OK. Bye, dog.

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Give it up, asshole, I warn you!

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Stop him!

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Well, well, well.

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The hero.

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Take it easy, mister.

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The dog looked pretty bad.

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I thought it needed m-m-medical attention.

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OW! Oooh! Oh!

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Oh, my God!

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Are you OK?

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-Are you OK?

-Did I kill him?

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-No, he left.

-Did you give him the dog?

-No, I wouldn't give it to him.

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I said I'd call the police. It's so great what you did.

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-I don't feel so good.

-Let's get you inside.

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-It's OK, I'm all right.

-Oh, my God! You've got a big cut up there.

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-Come on.

-Actually, I could use a little...right here.

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Am I delirious? Or are you kinda pretty?

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You're very delirious.

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-What's your name?

-Elizabeth.

-I'm Max.

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Do you like movies?

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On the weather front, it looks like summer is gasping its last breath.

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It may be warm today, but the forecast is cold and rain.

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Autumn's on its way folks.

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-<

-Elizabeth, Max is here. He says he has a date with you.

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I'll be right out.

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Oh, my God! That's where that guy hit you.

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-That was so good of you to...

-I'll be right out.

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SHE LAUGHS

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INAUDIBLE SPEECH

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A model?! No...

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-Hi, Max. Ready to go?

-Hi. You look beautiful.

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ECSTATIC MOANS

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Oh! Oh!

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Stop! I just have to get some water.

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OK, Ray.

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Oh!

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WHIRRING Oh!

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-What is that?

-Vacuum cleaner.

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She always cleans when we're in here.

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We must be driving her crazy.

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How long have you been in here?

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I think if I stay here another two minutes...

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I'm going to break a personal best.

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Right, can we...?

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LAUGHING AND GIGGLING

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'..Expected to reach the high 90s. That's hot!'

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You could just call your mother.

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Is that the way you do it in Iowa?

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Remember the rule. No knocking Iowa.

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If I just call my mother on Mother's Day, she'd kill me.

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I could at least take her out to brunch. She only lives an hour away.

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I always just call my mother.

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-Because she lives 2,000 miles away.

-But she's very close to my heart.

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Normally I would, but this time I won't.

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My mother called and said, since you moved in, I've only seen her once.

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I haven't seem MY mother at all.

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Can I help it if you're evil?

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No, but would you really want to? Evil is so much more interesting.

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That depends on if we're going to see my mother.

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As long as I can get some evil in some time, I suppose I can swing it.

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In that case, I'm ready to be possessed.

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'I used to be...an idiot.'

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Tada!

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Oh, Max!

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Oh!

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Open it.

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I can't believe it.

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Go on, open it.

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Oh.

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A toothpick.

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Yeah, it came this morning. Isn't it great?

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Yeah, it's nice, it's just... a little small.

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Oh, God!

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I'm an idiot. I just realised how this looks.

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-No...

-I'm sorry, I just wanted to surprise you.

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-You know, I saw the box and I thought...

-Of course. I'm a stupid human being...

-I shouldn't...

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I shouldn't bring it up. It's just, since my little sister got married,

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I've been thinking that I'm the last one.

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You know, the last in my family...

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Yeah, me too. The same is true for me.

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Well, have you thought about it?

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Actually, I have, a lot.

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And...I just...

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need to feel in my chest that it's the right time for that.

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You don't feel it in your chest?

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No, I feel in my chest that I love you.

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I love you.

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I just need to feel in my chest that it's the right time for that.

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OK?

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Yeah.

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You wanna try again?

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Yeah, yeah.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Right, er...

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-Tada!

-Oh, a surprise!

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Wow! What is it?

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Why, it's...it's a toothpick... with a floss attachment.

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-Someone should market these to restaurants to make a lot of money.

-Excellent idea.

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-God, what's that taste?

-What taste?

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It tastes like ginger.

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It's kind of strange.

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I don't know.

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Uh-huh, says right here! "Ginger flav."

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Houston, we got a problem.

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Serves you right.

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'The problem with being an idiot is you can't stop doing it.

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'You can't just decide you're no longer going to do idiotic things.

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'It doesn't work that way.

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'To quit doing idiotic things, you first have to recognise what they are.'

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-STRANGE VOICE:

-'Tastes like ginger.

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'Tastes like ginger.

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'They taste like ginger.

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'They taste like ginger. Taste like ginger.'

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'I think I'm in trouble.

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'I know that expression.

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'She doesn't look at me. I'm really...'

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# Oh

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# I've got a feeling

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# Somebody's trying to steal my man

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# I've got a feeling

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# Somebody's trying to steal my man

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# Strange things are happening

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# Things that I just can't understand... #

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Christ, it tastes like a shrub.

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You know, the floss thing does taste peculiar.

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We're fixing the taste, but the floss part is the important part.

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-Do you like the design?

-Did you design this?

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Yeah, I had the idea, but...

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-The manufacturer...

-The manufacturer in Hong Kong made it.

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They turned it into a Chinese food dish - moo shu toothpick.

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My favourite!

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Well, it's not as original as opening the one millionth video store in Manhattan, but...

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I think they could catch on. Don't you?

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I'm on.

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-Sorry, what's your name?

-Henry.

-Max.

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-I went to college with Jack.

-I went to high school with Jack. Elizabeth.

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Hi. The point is, what do YOU think of the toothpick?

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I think they're great.

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If they didn't taste like shit, what were you going to do with them?

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-SHE MOUTHS

-I was... If they caught on, I'd try and sell them to a restaurant chain.

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-And I'm taking time off to find time to write my...

-Book.

-..book.

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-MUSIC STOPS

-Cool.

-Hey, what are you doing?

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JAZZ MUSIC STARTS Putting on some quality.

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Are you saying my party lacks quality?

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Of course not, I love pigs in a blanket!

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Blini wraps! Try one.

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No, first I have to say hello to my favourite co-worker. Hi, Maxy.

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-Have you tried one of these?

-No.

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Mmm! Ginger.

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-D'you like it?

-Uh-huh.

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-They say it has restorative powers.

-Did you hear that?

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-There you go.

-Elizabeth.

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-Hi.

-Lena.

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This is Henry.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.

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-It is?

-Mm-hm.

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I told you, Henry, if I introduced you to these folks, you'd never forget it, especially Lena.

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That's why I never dated you, Jack. You're so rude.

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Trust me, Henry, once you get to know us, we're very nice people.

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-Sorry.

-Excuse me.

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-Are you all right?

-Fine.

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Excuse me.

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-Did you learn this in college?

-No, I saw in on the Discovery Channel.

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-It's not really a stroke I'm worried about.

-What are you worried about?

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Impure thoughts.

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# Gonna take you

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# Just gonna throw you down

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# It's gonna make you feel

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# Like you don't wanna feel

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# Your life is gonna come

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# It's gonna make you crack up

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# Gonna make you forget about

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# All those dreams you dreamed about

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# How will you learn at last

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# She's gone and won't be back

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# Maybe you'll understand

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# What made her go away

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# One night while you're resting

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# Was the night she packed to go

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# One night in a thousand

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# She picked to let you go

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# She was up for leaving

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# She had a pain

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# She won't see the sunshine

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# Aboard the money train

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# Change gonna break you

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# It's gonna blow you round

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# And leave you're angry... #

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It was innocent.

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Jack was just being Jack.

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He had his hands all over you. He practically did a cavity search!

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Don't exaggerate. I know how it seemed, but that's not how it was.

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All right?

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Do you really believe I would do something like that?

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Mm? I'm crazy about you.

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-C'mon.

-All right, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was...

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-You said you were sorry?

-Yes.

-You did?

-Yes.

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It drives me crazy to see a man touch you like that.

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-It makes me twitch.

-Maybe that's a good thing.

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No, it's not. My doctor told me to cut down on twitching.

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What did he say about your chest?

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It had a relapse, but in time it would get better.

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Warren.

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GUNSHOT

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Hi, don't I know you from someplace?

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I know who you are. Everybody does.

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Oh, that'll make it easier.

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-I'm Vanessa.

-Want to dance?

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All right.

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Didn't you come with a girl?

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-Have I got a girl?

-I knew it.

-Hm?

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I said I knew it. All the girls know it. They've been wondering which one you're going to pick.

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Are girls really like that?

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-Are you shocked?

-No.

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So who's it going to be?

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You got my number, baby. You had it since the moment I laid eyes on you.

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Oh, Jack.

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You're my kind of man.

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You always will be.

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Not here.

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JAZZ TRUMPET PLAYS

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# There's a storm deep inside me

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# Need someone who will guide me... #

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'Hi, you've reached Max and Elizabeth so leave your number and we'll get back to you.'

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# ..Close beside me

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# In my world of confusion

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# Where's the someone who'll show me

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# Love is not an illusion? #

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello.

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Er, no, she's not home yet.

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OK.

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Bye.

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-STRANGE VOICE:

-'Where...is...she?

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'Where...is...she?

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'Where...is...she?

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'Where...is...she?

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'She's with him. She's with him. I know it. With Jack, right now.'

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Hey, Lena.

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Hi, Maxy.

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Can I have the key to the booth?

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Here.

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Um, Elizabeth called

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-and said she's sorry, she stayed at her mom's last night.

-Thanks.

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Wanna talk about it?

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Maybe later.

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OK.

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I'll come up later.

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'There's nothing left of her any more.'

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It's just what you see. And it's all yours.

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You come in here dolled up like that.

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I told you why I'm dolled up. Must you make me repeat it?

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For some reason that I just can't think of, I happen to be in love with you.

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But when the district attorney wanted me to give answers

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that would put you in the electric chair, I just...stopped fighting.

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Then I'll do it for you.

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Are you turning me down?

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-I'm not gonna make a moll out of you.

-Then you don't love me?

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Of course I love you!

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What's that got to do with anything?

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You wanna be a moll, come to our parties, have me tear your clothes off, slap you, beat you?

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Yes, because I want to be with you.

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Yes, but don't you understand?

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I'm everything you said I was, only worse.

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I don't care.

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You dumb broad.

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You wonderful, dumb broad.

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'Miss Lea came in with a snake she'd bought for her daughter,

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-'only her daughter was tired of it.

-What did you do?'

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I told her that her husband called and that he was tired of her.

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And could we put her to sleep the same time we did the snake?

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-Where's the bathroom?

-To the left.

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Very nice...nice touch.

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More water?

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Please. Thank you, yes.

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"Elizabeth. If you need anyone to talk to, I'm around.

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"Just remember, it'll work out with Max or without him.

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"Love, Jack."

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So...how'd it go?

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Same as always.

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-Say, do you have any Blistex?

-What? Yeah.

-My lips are a little chapped.

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Max, I'll look, I can do it.

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What's this? Oh, a note. Who's it from?

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Let's see, who's it from?

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-Jack.

-I can't believe you opened this.

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I'm sorry.

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-Yeah.

-It just caught my eye.

-Yeah, I bet it did.

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Something I should know about?

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Er...it's just that ever since I told Jack you didn't want to get married,

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he's been...concerned about me.

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-Has he?

-Mm-hm.

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Is there something going on between you two?

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Listen to you, Max. You sound so paranoid.

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Why don't you just...relax.

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Because I can't when I think something is going on.

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Max...you know I would never hurt you like that.

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I have to tell you something.

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The nice thing that worked the last time...

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but I think I need you to tell me the truth.

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What do you wanna hear?

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The truth.

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Are you listening?

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I'm all ears.

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Max, I'm absolutely not cheating on you.

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Not with Jack or anybody else. All right?

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All right.

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-Was that enough?

-Yeah, that's enough.

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Have you decided?

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# You'll be sorry

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# You ever let me down

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# You'll be sorry

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# Though I won't hang around

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# Life must go on

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# No matter how I feel

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# Maybe some day

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# I'll find a love that's real

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# You'll be sorry

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# For all you've done to me

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# You'll be sorry

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# Now just you wait and see

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# The vows that you made

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# Yes, every one you broke

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# I'll make you pay... #

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Liz?

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Come on, Liz, wake up.

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What's happening?

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You were asleep.

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I woke you.

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I was sleeping?

0:23:590:24:01

Liz...

0:24:030:24:04

I've been thinking about us.

0:24:060:24:09

And I know...

0:24:090:24:12

I mean, I realise how important...

0:24:120:24:15

What I'm trying to say... is that I was wrong...

0:24:150:24:20

to say no to you.

0:24:200:24:23

And now I'm asking.

0:24:270:24:29

Asking what?

0:24:290:24:32

I'm asking you to marry me.

0:24:320:24:34

I've changed my mind.

0:24:340:24:37

What do you say? Is that great, or what?

0:24:380:24:42

It would have been about a month ago, when we talked about it.

0:24:500:24:54

But...things have changed since then.

0:24:550:24:59

I've changed.

0:24:590:25:01

Remember the way I used to push you so much?

0:25:020:25:07

I was wrong.

0:25:090:25:10

And all those things you said about how you feel in your chest...

0:25:100:25:16

..I think that you were right.

0:25:170:25:19

But my chest is sure now.

0:25:190:25:22

Mine's not.

0:25:240:25:26

Not any more.

0:25:280:25:30

It's not?

0:25:320:25:33

Who is it?

0:25:570:25:58

Who's who?

0:26:000:26:02

Whoever it is that you've been seeing.

0:26:020:26:05

Is it Jack?

0:26:070:26:08

Is Jack who?

0:26:080:26:10

You are my boyfriend, Max.

0:26:120:26:15

I know I'm your boyfriend. A lot of people have boyfriends.

0:26:150:26:18

It doesn't mean they don't have someone else.

0:26:180:26:21

-Why are you acting like this?

-Because it makes me feel so warm and creamy inside. Who is it?

0:26:210:26:26

What do you wanna know?

0:26:260:26:28

Every man I've spoken to since I met you? Is that what you want to know?

0:26:280:26:33

No, any of the ones you've had romantic, sexual, physical contact with since we started going out.

0:26:330:26:39

You.

0:26:390:26:40

OK? It's you.

0:26:400:26:41

All right, maybe I brushed up against a guy last week at work,

0:26:410:26:46

-but I swear I didn't enjoy it. Will that do?

-What about Jack?

0:26:460:26:50

I told you about Jack!

0:26:500:26:52

Jesus, I don't give you grief about how you and Lena hang around together but she WOULD have an affair!

0:26:520:26:58

-You're not answering my question.

-You're impossible.

0:26:580:27:01

-What difference does it make what I say? You won't believe me anyway.

-Cos you can't say it.

0:27:010:27:06

Well, I can say this. I am going out tonight and may not come home. How's that?

0:27:060:27:10

-If you explain it, I will believe you.

-I'll say it.

0:27:100:27:13

I SAID I WOULD BELIEVE YOU!

0:27:130:27:14

Oh! Damn!

0:27:160:27:17

Ohh!

0:27:170:27:19

That...hurt!

0:27:190:27:21

DOOR OPENS

0:27:380:27:41

What happened to your eye?

0:27:470:27:50

I hit it on the door in the kitchen.

0:27:520:27:54

I'm sorry.

0:28:010:28:03

About last night.

0:28:050:28:06

I am too.

0:28:070:28:09

Where did you go?

0:28:120:28:14

Coney Island.

0:28:160:28:17

Yeah?

0:28:180:28:20

With who?

0:28:200:28:21

Oh, by myself.

0:28:240:28:26

To hell with my sister!

0:28:360:28:39

?? don't you?

0:28:430:28:46

Put away the heat, kid.

0:28:460:28:48

I've seen the way you look at her. I got eyes in my head.

0:28:480:28:51

You ain't seen nothing, kid.

0:28:510:28:53

-Max, what are you doing here?

-Shut up!

0:28:550:28:58

-He's gone a little wild.

-Yeah? I'm going a little wild.

0:28:580:29:01

And the only thing that's gonna cure me is your blood, lots of it.

0:29:010:29:05

Max, put the gun down.

0:29:050:29:07

Oh!

0:29:070:29:08

He was all hopped up.

0:29:250:29:28

Oh, Jack.

0:29:330:29:35

PHONE RINGS

0:29:370:29:40

-Hello.

-'Max, it's Lena.'

0:29:410:29:44

Do you know something?

0:29:440:29:46

'They're there, in your place. You gotta go.'

0:29:460:29:49

'The time for thinking is over. I was finally going to find...

0:29:530:29:57

'..the truth.'

0:29:580:30:00

CREAKING

0:30:100:30:12

'With every step I took, the stairs called out to me.'

0:30:130:30:17

-STRANGE VOICE:

-'Ouch!

0:30:170:30:19

'Do it.

0:30:200:30:22

'Oh.

0:30:220:30:24

'Ahh.'

0:30:260:30:27

'Damn stairs. Why couldn't they mind their own business?

0:30:270:30:32

'Then I heard something else.

0:30:570:30:59

'I heard a voice.'

0:31:020:31:04

Elizabeth, it's me.

0:31:100:31:12

Open the door.

0:31:120:31:14

I know you two are in there. Now open the door!

0:31:140:31:18

-Hold on, just a second.

-No, I'm not going to hold on.

0:31:180:31:21

I know what's going on. There's no use in hiding it.

0:31:210:31:25

OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!

0:31:250:31:27

Hold on just a second.

0:31:270:31:29

'As I burst into that room,

0:31:340:31:37

'I realised I had removed all doubt as to who I was.

0:31:370:31:41

'I was an idiot.'

0:31:420:31:44

'It all started the day that Jack had that party.

0:32:090:32:12

'I was babysitting Bonita.'

0:32:120:32:14

Does he talk about Jesus?

0:32:140:32:17

-Not that god.

-What other god is there?

0:32:170:32:20

The god I'm talking about is different than other gods.

0:32:200:32:23

-He doesn't talk about right and wrong.

-Why not?

0:32:230:32:26

Well, cos he talks to special people, like you and me.

0:32:260:32:30

-He knows we're not interested in that.

-He doesn't talk to me.

0:32:300:32:34

-He will.

-What does he do?

0:32:340:32:36

Well, mostly he just floats around and watches people.

0:32:360:32:40

But sometimes he chooses to let people know he's alive.

0:32:400:32:44

Oh, like a ghost?

0:32:440:32:47

Exactly.

0:32:470:32:48

-Hi, Mom!

-Hi, give your momma a big hug.

0:32:480:32:52

-I missed you.

-I missed you too.

0:32:520:32:55

-Did you sell any cards today?

-Some, not that many.

0:32:550:32:58

-Oh.

-Hey, you didn't tell me you were selling cards.

0:32:580:33:02

-There you are, new customer.

-What have you got?

0:33:020:33:05

-Some angel cards.

-Let me see.

0:33:050:33:07

Oh, I like those.

0:33:070:33:10

Can I buy the whole box?

0:33:100:33:12

Sure.

0:33:120:33:13

-Is this going to be enough?

-Wow!

0:33:150:33:18

-Thanks, Lena.

-Sure. Thank you.

0:33:180:33:20

-How is it, Lena?

-It's OK.

0:33:260:33:29

Come and sit. We'll find out what else is happening with you.

0:33:290:33:33

Thinking of what?

0:33:350:33:37

It's very interesting what's happening today in cards for you, Lena.

0:33:370:33:42

I think it has something to do with mystery in your life.

0:33:440:33:49

Do you have a mystery?

0:33:500:33:52

Maybe...a mystery man?

0:33:520:33:55

-Maybe.

-But you don't know everything about him, do you?

0:33:550:33:59

No.

0:33:590:34:00

Then it's definite.

0:34:000:34:02

This mean you got a mystery man.

0:34:020:34:05

Oh, no!

0:34:100:34:11

SHE SPEAKS IN SPANISH

0:34:110:34:14

Lena...

0:34:140:34:15

your mystery man...

0:34:150:34:17

he's hanging upside down.

0:34:170:34:19

There is something wrong here with you and mystery man. Is this true?

0:34:210:34:26

Yes.

0:34:260:34:27

Well, then, something is about to change.

0:34:270:34:30

He may become ex-mystery man and you don't see him no more.

0:34:300:34:35

Why not?

0:34:350:34:37

Because he's hanging upside down.

0:34:370:34:39

Oh.

0:34:390:34:40

Or...

0:34:410:34:42

maybe he can become ex-mystery...

0:34:420:34:45

and the mystery will disappear.

0:34:450:34:48

And you will know everything about him.

0:34:480:34:51

Either way, he will be ex-something.

0:34:530:34:56

An ex-man.

0:34:560:34:57

Yes. Ex-something man.

0:34:570:35:00

He going to have a big impact on you, Lena.

0:35:010:35:04

'It was the fortune I'd been waiting for.

0:35:090:35:12

'My destiny's finally doing what I wanted it to.

0:35:120:35:15

'All right, I'll fill you in.

0:35:470:35:49

'I knew I was in love with Max from when I first met him.

0:35:490:35:53

'It was like there was a halo around him or something.

0:35:530:35:56

'I just knew.

0:35:560:35:58

'He was the only person I knew with an X in his name.

0:36:380:36:42

'And now I was going to find out if he had an EX in his life.'

0:36:420:36:46

# I've got a feeling

0:36:480:36:51

# Somebody's trying to steal my man

0:36:510:36:55

# I've got a feeling... #

0:36:550:36:56

'God was going to give me a sign.'

0:36:560:36:59

# ..Somebody's trying to steal my man

0:36:590:37:01

# Strange things are happening... #

0:37:010:37:04

I told you, Henry, if I introduced you to these folks, you'd never forget it, especially Lena.

0:37:040:37:10

Jack, that's why I never went out with you. You're so rude.

0:37:100:37:14

-Excuse me.

-Sorry.

0:37:150:37:19

Excuse me.

0:37:200:37:22

'God had delivered.'

0:37:290:37:31

Have you ever watched this movie?

0:38:400:38:43

About a thousand times.

0:38:430:38:45

Watch it, it's good.

0:38:450:38:48

I've seen it, trust me.

0:38:480:38:50

Is something bothering you?

0:38:500:38:53

What makes you say that?

0:38:530:38:56

It's obvious.

0:38:560:38:57

Nothing is obvious.

0:38:590:39:00

You are to me.

0:39:000:39:02

Really?

0:39:020:39:04

Something's definitely wrong, or you wouldn't even let me say that.

0:39:040:39:09

Yeah, well...

0:39:090:39:11

I left all my body responses at home.

0:39:110:39:14

-Is that where you left what's bothering you?

-HE LAUGHS

0:39:140:39:18

Well, if you must know...

0:39:190:39:22

Elizabeth and I are not getting on that well right now.

0:39:220:39:25

-What's the fight about?

-It's not a fight.

0:39:250:39:28

It's that, well...

0:39:280:39:31

a couple of days ago...

0:39:310:39:33

she asked me to ask her to marry her.

0:39:330:39:36

And I said no.

0:39:360:39:38

No way!

0:39:380:39:40

Ever since then, things have been different.

0:39:400:39:43

Doesn't that mean it's over?

0:39:430:39:45

What are you talking about?

0:39:450:39:48

Well, it's just that...

0:39:480:39:50

once you rule out the idea of marriage, where is there to go?

0:39:500:39:55

Nobody ruled out the idea of marriage, it's just that I said

0:39:550:39:59

I wasn't going to get married right now. But eventually we will.

0:39:590:40:03

I mean, definitely we're going to get married...eventually.

0:40:030:40:07

-Oh.

-Just not right now.

0:40:070:40:09

OK.

0:40:090:40:11

Well, I'll bring a brownie up to the booth later, OK?

0:40:130:40:18

OK.

0:40:180:40:19

I'm really surprised you called me.

0:40:310:40:33

I had a really nice time with you at the party.

0:40:330:40:36

I did too with you. I'm sorry about spilling that wine on your dress.

0:40:360:40:40

I could have sworn that bottle was empty.

0:40:400:40:42

It's OK, I actually had a harder time getting the brie out.

0:40:420:40:46

You gotta admit, after a few drinks those things look like a sponge.

0:40:460:40:51

To new beginnings.

0:40:510:40:53

Yes.

0:40:530:40:54

Kampai!

0:40:550:40:56

'The truth was, I WAS looking for a new beginning.

0:40:560:41:00

'But only as a test. Before I put my plan into effect, I had to see if I could find someone else

0:41:000:41:05

'who made me feel the way Max did.'

0:41:050:41:08

Arigato.

0:41:090:41:11

Gracias.

0:41:120:41:13

Do you come here a lot?

0:41:150:41:17

Actually, I do. It's really healthy here

0:41:190:41:22

and, um...Max turned me on to it. I trust him for recommendations.

0:41:220:41:28

I think a lot of people say you should try this or do that,

0:41:280:41:31

and they think they know best.

0:41:310:41:33

They don't.

0:41:330:41:35

Are you OK?

0:41:350:41:37

No, yeah... I swear this just blinked at me.

0:41:380:41:42

The sea urchin? Try it, it's delicious.

0:41:420:41:44

What's the other thing?

0:41:440:41:47

A quail egg, it's good for your hair.

0:41:470:41:49

Who comes up with these combinations? It's like...

0:41:490:41:52

The Peanut Butter Cup situation - two guys walk together...bang, you got sea urchin and my quail egg

0:41:520:41:57

and they just... It's like a bacon cheeseburger. That's a combination.

0:41:570:42:01

Slice of pig, slice of cow, put it together, it's a delicious sandwich.

0:42:010:42:04

-But this...

-I don't know, I don't really eat meat.

0:42:040:42:08

Yeah, no...I don't either, it's just, er...

0:42:090:42:12

a friend of mine ran a ranch.

0:42:120:42:14

That's where a lot of that came from...

0:42:140:42:17

Yes, tea after a meal is very comforting.

0:42:190:42:22

-No fortune cookies?

-I think that's only in Chinese restaurants.

0:42:220:42:27

-Too bad. I like to add a phrase to the end of the fortune to make it funnier.

-Yeah.

0:42:270:42:32

Yeah, actually, Max likes to do that. He adds "in bed".

0:42:320:42:36

So it'd be like, "You will have great fortune and wealth...in bed."

0:42:360:42:40

That's a great one to add.

0:42:400:42:42

-What do you add?

-"And then you die."

0:42:420:42:45

That's kind of spooky.

0:42:470:42:49

Yeah... Not... I mean...

0:42:510:42:53

not that you're gonna die, more like it's a twist on the, er...

0:42:530:42:57

I hadn't heard the "in bed" one...

0:42:570:42:59

'The jury was still out, but I already knew the verdict.

0:42:590:43:03

'The thing about destiny is it doesn't always come true.

0:43:050:43:08

'I know it's definition says it should, but I think there's destiny and there's "potential destiny".

0:43:080:43:15

'Everyone's got about two or three potential destinies.

0:43:210:43:25

'Destiny usually decides which destiny comes true,

0:43:250:43:29

'but if you're clever, you know you have to give the destiny you want a little push.'

0:43:290:43:35

So what made you decide to stop by?

0:43:360:43:38

I bought you a present.

0:43:380:43:40

Huh! Thanks, but what for?

0:43:400:43:42

Well, two reasons.

0:43:420:43:44

First, I want to thank you for the party the other night.

0:43:440:43:47

Two, I thought I could help you improve on your manners.

0:43:470:43:51

You really think I'm rude?

0:43:510:43:53

Here.

0:43:540:43:56

-What are they?

-They're cards, silly!

0:43:580:44:01

So you can write people notes, like "Thank you," "Get well," "I miss you."

0:44:010:44:06

-Are you supposed to mail 'em?

-That's one way.

0:44:060:44:10

But it's also nice to give it in person.

0:44:100:44:12

Is this why you're here?

0:44:120:44:14

Yes.

0:44:140:44:16

That, and I want to rent a video.

0:44:160:44:18

All right. I'll fix you up. You've got anything you want at your disposal.

0:44:180:44:24

What's Lena's first Fame And Fortune video going to be?

0:44:240:44:27

Waited on by the president - wow!

0:44:290:44:32

I love getting back to the counter.

0:44:320:44:35

You've known Elizabeth a long time, right?

0:44:350:44:38

Yeah, so?

0:44:380:44:40

-I guess she's miserable ever since Max said he didn't want to marry her.

-Oh, yeah, I know.

0:44:400:44:45

Maybe you could help.

0:44:450:44:47

Maybe I'll send her a card.

0:44:480:44:51

There's hope for you yet.

0:44:510:44:53

-Thanks for this, OK?

-Sure.

0:44:530:44:56

-See you.

-Bye.

0:44:560:44:58

HORN BLASTS

0:45:060:45:09

Thanks a lot(!) Thank you so much(!)

0:45:160:45:18

You're so very kind(!)

0:45:180:45:20

-Excuse me.

-Oh, Lena.

-Hey.

0:45:200:45:23

That truck scared the shit out of me.

0:45:230:45:25

-I'm just on my lunch break.

-That truck just tried to run me over.

0:45:250:45:29

-What are you doing?

-I'm on my lunch break.

-Oh.

0:45:290:45:33

Actually, I probably have to get back to work now, so... I'm late.

0:45:360:45:41

-OK.

-Sorry. I was just taking a walk.

0:45:410:45:43

But I'm late, so...

0:45:430:45:45

-I'll see you later.

-Bye.

-Bye.

0:45:450:45:48

'What if it wasn't true?

0:45:550:45:57

'My plan had always been just to foster the idea.

0:45:570:46:00

'I knew that lack of trust would do the rest.

0:46:000:46:03

'But what if my manoeuvring had actually brought the two culprits together?

0:46:030:46:09

'I should be happy, right?'

0:46:090:46:11

-'General Hospital.'

-Hello, may I speak with Elizabeth Black, please?

0:46:250:46:30

'She has a doctor's appointment this afternoon. Can I take a message?'

0:46:300:46:34

No, thank you.

0:46:340:46:36

PHONE RINGS

0:46:440:46:46

Projection.

0:46:480:46:49

-'Max. I've got some bad news for you.'

-What?

0:46:490:46:53

I just saw Elizabeth and she's playing hooky from work.

0:46:530:46:57

What was she doing?

0:46:570:46:59

-SHE SIGHS

-Max, I don't want you to get upset.

0:46:590:47:02

'Lena, what is it?'

0:47:020:47:04

I saw her with someone.

0:47:040:47:06

Who?

0:47:080:47:10

Lena! Tell me who it was.

0:47:120:47:14

'It was destiny time.'

0:47:140:47:17

Jack. She was with Jack.

0:47:180:47:20

Goddamn it!

0:47:200:47:22

What were they doing?

0:47:240:47:26

'I don't know. Walking together closely.

0:47:260:47:29

-'Promise me you won't tell her I told you.'

-I can't believe it.

0:47:290:47:33

I can't believe it!

0:47:330:47:34

-'Where were they?'

-Downtown. Look, do you promise not to tell her?

0:47:340:47:38

'Yeah, I won't say anything, I promise.'

0:47:380:47:41

Oh...Lena?

0:47:410:47:42

If you hear anything else, call me immediately.

0:47:440:47:47

You're the only one I can trust.

0:47:470:47:49

'If I hear anything, I'll call you.'

0:47:490:47:52

OK, Max, I'll be there.

0:47:520:47:54

-She's having an affair.

-Are you sure?

0:47:580:48:00

Something's going on.

0:48:000:48:02

-Well, did you ask her about the other day?

-Yes.

0:48:020:48:06

She denied it, as usual.

0:48:060:48:08

But I have more proof than that.

0:48:080:48:10

-Remember the other night when I took her out to dinner?

-Yeah.

0:48:100:48:14

I found a card in her purse from Jack.

0:48:140:48:16

What kind of card?

0:48:160:48:18

It was your typical "Forget your loser boyfriend, let's fuck" card.

0:48:180:48:23

Well, er...what did it say?

0:48:230:48:26

"Forget your loser boyfriend, let's fuck."

0:48:260:48:29

-Come on.

-It said, um...

0:48:290:48:31

"If you need someone to cry to, I'm around. It'll work out with Max or without him."

0:48:310:48:38

Fucker!

0:48:380:48:39

Well...maybe he was just consoling her.

0:48:410:48:45

They've known each other a long time.

0:48:450:48:48

Yeah, there's always been sexual tension between those two.

0:48:480:48:52

-You saw 'em.

-Yeah, but... maybe it was just innocent.

0:48:520:48:56

Then why would she deny it?

0:48:570:48:59

I don't think I can handle this.

0:49:010:49:03

Yes, you can.

0:49:030:49:05

Lena, you don't understand. I've never felt like this before.

0:49:050:49:09

It's like someone else is in charge of my mind.

0:49:090:49:12

I'm helpless.

0:49:120:49:13

I'll help you.

0:49:130:49:15

You ARE helping me.

0:49:170:49:20

Lena!

0:49:360:49:38

Hey.

0:49:490:49:50

Hey.

0:49:500:49:52

Can I come up?

0:49:520:49:55

Yeah.

0:49:550:49:56

Sorry.

0:50:050:50:06

It's all right.

0:50:060:50:09

Maybe I should go over to Jack's right now.

0:50:110:50:14

What do you think?

0:50:140:50:16

No.

0:50:160:50:17

Remember what I said. It's all up to fate now.

0:50:170:50:21

So you might as well sit back and let it happen.

0:50:210:50:24

That sounds great.

0:50:240:50:27

Watching the football on TV.

0:50:270:50:30

Well, the more relaxed you are, the more relaxed she is.

0:50:300:50:34

And the more relaxed she is, the better your chances with her are.

0:50:340:50:39

What are you doing?

0:50:390:50:41

Eh? Oh, nothing.

0:50:410:50:43

Max...

0:50:440:50:46

..whatever happens between you and Elizabeth,

0:50:470:50:51

I don't want it to hurt you.

0:50:510:50:54

Too late.

0:50:540:50:55

Yes.

0:50:550:50:57

Well...let's make you feel better.

0:51:000:51:03

Put your head in my lap.

0:51:040:51:07

What are you going to do?

0:51:090:51:11

Nothing weird.

0:51:110:51:13

Come here.

0:51:130:51:14

OK.

0:51:200:51:21

I'm going to start an expression and I want you to finish it.

0:51:210:51:25

OK, I finish expressions.

0:51:250:51:28

Exactly.

0:51:280:51:30

Curiosity...

0:51:340:51:36

..killed the cat.

0:51:370:51:39

Look...

0:51:410:51:42

..but don't touch.

0:51:420:51:44

..before you leap.

0:51:460:51:48

Oh, I see.

0:51:490:51:51

It takes...

0:51:530:51:56

..one to know one.

0:51:560:51:58

You can't...

0:52:030:52:05

..always get what you want.

0:52:060:52:09

Now, what is it that you wish, Lena?

0:52:290:52:32

Tarot?

0:52:320:52:33

Maybe palm?

0:52:330:52:35

I just want some advice.

0:52:360:52:38

Advice?

0:52:380:52:40

Come.

0:52:420:52:43

Come and sit in my chair.

0:52:430:52:45

If you did...something wrong...

0:52:510:52:55

to someone that you loved,

0:52:550:52:57

but there was no way they'd ever find out,

0:52:570:53:00

would you tell them?

0:53:000:53:03

This person...

0:53:040:53:06

do you love him with your true heart?

0:53:060:53:09

Yes.

0:53:090:53:10

And if you don't tell him, he will never know?

0:53:100:53:14

Is this true?

0:53:140:53:16

Yes.

0:53:160:53:18

Will you?

0:53:180:53:19

What?

0:53:190:53:20

You will know.

0:53:200:53:23

Yes?

0:53:230:53:24

Of course.

0:53:240:53:25

Then I have a question for you.

0:53:280:53:30

How will your true heart...

0:53:320:53:35

ever love...

0:53:350:53:37

if it knows its love holds lies

0:53:370:53:41

and not kisses?

0:53:410:53:43

LENA SIGHS

0:53:500:53:53

PHONE RINGS

0:54:090:54:11

Sorry.

0:54:110:54:13

Hello?

0:54:170:54:18

'It's true, isn't it?'

0:54:180:54:20

-Who is this?

-'You tell me.'

0:54:220:54:24

You're cheating on him, aren't you?

0:54:240:54:27

'What?'

0:54:270:54:28

-How could you do it to him?

-'You don't know what you're talking about.'

0:54:280:54:32

Then what was going on at the movie theatre?

0:54:320:54:35

Oh! So you're the little bird. Somehow I just knew it.

0:54:350:54:39

You want to know what was "going on" at the theatre?

0:54:390:54:42

I was waiting for Jack so I could take him to the nearest hotel

0:54:420:54:47

'and fuck him. How's that?

0:54:470:54:49

'He betrayed me, I betrayed him.'

0:54:490:54:51

Now you'll probably go out with him and he'll betray you.

0:54:510:54:55

You're making this all up, aren't you?

0:55:000:55:02

My God! I think you might have just had a thought.

0:55:020:55:06

You're a fucking genius, Lena.

0:55:060:55:09

PHONE RINGS

0:55:150:55:17

-Hello?

-'Max, it's Lena.'

0:55:180:55:21

Do you know something?

0:55:210:55:24

-They're at your place, you gotta go.

-'Who?'

-Elizabeth is with him.

0:55:240:55:28

-I heard them. You gotta go fix it.

-'Are you sure?'

-I heard HIM.

0:55:280:55:31

Goddamn it!

0:55:310:55:33

They're both there?

0:55:330:55:35

Yes. Max, there's something I need to tell you.

0:55:350:55:39

-Something about me.

-'What?

0:55:390:55:41

'Lena, what?'

0:55:420:55:44

I don't have time for this!

0:55:450:55:47

I...

0:55:480:55:49

I lied about seeing Elizabeth with Jack.

0:55:490:55:52

'I pushed them together.'

0:55:520:55:54

I wanted you and Elizabeth to break up so I could be with you.

0:55:540:55:59

Max?

0:56:010:56:02

Max?

0:56:040:56:05

'Right then, I learned the only thing I've ever really learned.

0:56:210:56:25

'I didn't know anything.'

0:56:250:56:28

What difference does it make what I say? You won't believe me anyway.

0:56:360:56:40

-Cos you can't say it.

-I can say this. I'm going out tonight and I may not come home.

0:56:400:56:46

If you explain it, I will believe you.

0:56:460:56:49

If you explain, I'll believe you!

0:56:490:56:51

Oh!

0:56:520:56:54

That...hurt!

0:56:540:56:56

'I was having problems with my boyfriend.

0:57:100:57:13

'I knew he could be jealous, but somehow this went deeper.

0:57:130:57:17

'I've always believed there was goodness at the bottom of people.

0:57:180:57:21

'But now I was beginning to think that if you could strip away

0:57:210:57:26

'all the weakness and insecurity, underneath you'd only find MORE weakness and insecurity.'

0:57:260:57:32

Hey.

0:57:440:57:45

Oh. Hi. What are you doing?

0:57:460:57:49

Just more problems with you-know-who.

0:57:510:57:53

Oh. That's too bad.

0:57:530:57:55

Well, you were so nice to me about it at your party I thought maybe...

0:57:550:58:00

I don't know, maybe we could go for a coffee or something.

0:58:000:58:04

Er, yeah, definitely.

0:58:040:58:06

Um...

0:58:060:58:07

Listen, er...I'm just about to meet this woman who I met.

0:58:070:58:12

-Mm-hm.

-Why don't you come along?

0:58:120:58:16

I don't want to intrude or anything.

0:58:160:58:19

She won't mind if I bring along an old friend.

0:58:190:58:21

Yeah? I don't think so.

0:58:210:58:24

Come on, I just met her.

0:58:240:58:25

Why don't you join us?

0:58:270:58:29

Mm, I think I'll survive on my own. It's OK.

0:58:310:58:34

-Are you sure?

-Yes.

0:58:360:58:38

Yeah.

0:58:380:58:39

-I'm really sorry, I...

-It's OK.

0:58:390:58:42

Have fun.

0:58:420:58:44

Split pea. I'd have taken you for chicken noodle.

0:59:170:59:21

Maybe bean or... Henry?

0:59:210:59:24

Jack's party? Bossy guy.

0:59:240:59:27

-Elizabeth.

-Yeah.

-Hi.

0:59:270:59:29

-So...what are you doing up this late?

-I'm always up this late.

0:59:300:59:34

My time clock works a little differently from normal people.

0:59:340:59:39

-So...

-What do you mean?

0:59:390:59:41

Well, I sleep in shifts.

0:59:410:59:43

From four o'clock to eight o'clock. Four hours each, twice a day.

0:59:430:59:47

-Why?

-I get twice as many days as most people.

0:59:490:59:52

I have my "day" day, then I get a nap, then I have my "night" day.

0:59:520:59:56

I'm 64, yet remarkably supple.

0:59:560:59:59

-Do you mind if I sit down?

-No, go ahead.

0:59:591:00:02

Thanks.

1:00:021:00:04

The real question is,

1:00:061:00:09

what are YOU doing up here at one o'clock in the morning?

1:00:091:00:13

I didn't wanna go home.

1:00:131:00:16

Mmm...?

1:00:161:00:18

Actually, there was someone I didn't want to go home TO.

1:00:201:00:24

You didn't have to tell me. I saw the rest of it on Melrose Place.

1:00:251:00:30

-What happens?

-It's very moving...

1:00:311:00:35

until that bitch steals your baby.

1:00:351:00:38

-Stop it!

-How could she?!

1:00:381:00:40

Was it bad?

1:00:411:00:44

Bad enough.

1:00:451:00:47

-SHE LAUGHS

-That was a good one!

1:00:471:00:50

That was a good one. The next one is, um,

1:00:501:00:54

you have to do utter disdain,

1:00:541:00:58

all right? Utter disdain for a person who cuts in front of you in line.

1:00:581:01:04

All right? And he's bigger.

1:01:041:01:06

-That was it!

-NO! Come on!

-Person gets in front of me in line... Utter disdain, he's bigger than I am.

1:01:071:01:13

All right...

1:01:131:01:15

SHE LAUGHS

1:01:161:01:19

-That's good!

-Yeah?

-Yeah! You're good at this.

1:01:211:01:24

I spent years with Mum.

1:01:241:01:27

-So I learned my lesson. All right, here's one for you.

-OK.

1:01:271:01:31

You're on the phone, you're babysitting. You get a prank phone call,

1:01:311:01:35

when suddenly someone breaks in. It's coming from the basement.

1:01:351:01:40

That was very good(!)

1:01:441:01:47

That was really good(!)

1:01:471:01:50

-Did you like the high-pitched scream?

-I didn't know your mouth opened that wide!

1:01:501:01:54

-What about the scariest thing?

-I ever did? Um...

1:01:541:01:58

-Riding the Cyclone.

-What's that?

-The Cyclone?

1:01:581:02:01

Oh, man! A really old wooden roller coaster at Coney Island.

1:02:011:02:05

You know, I've never even been there.

1:02:051:02:08

-We should go!

-Now?!

-Yeah! Absolutely!

1:02:081:02:11

But isn't it closed now?

1:02:111:02:13

No, it's open late. And I don't have to be in bed for another two hours!

1:02:131:02:17

-OK!

-Yeah?

-Yeah, let's go!

1:02:181:02:21

MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH

1:02:291:02:31

He used to be so...

1:03:041:03:06

much different... I don't know.

1:03:061:03:08

-Like those toothpicks, with the floss on the end...?

-Yeah.

1:03:091:03:12

It was a crazy idea, but I LIKED that he was coming up with wild ideas!

1:03:121:03:17

What happened?

1:03:181:03:20

Well, ever since I brought up the idea of marriage,

1:03:201:03:25

he lost his sense of humour.

1:03:251:03:27

And now, the only wild idea he has is that I'm not to be trusted.

1:03:271:03:32

-Wasn't he writing a book, or something?

-Yeah.

1:03:341:03:37

But that hasn't happened yet.

1:03:371:03:40

And what about you? What do you wanna do?

1:03:401:03:43

-You say you like wild ideas?

-Yeah.

1:03:431:03:46

I wasn't gonna tell you what I did, but...

1:03:481:03:51

-Elizabeth, I'm a hired assassin.

-SHE LAUGHS

1:03:531:03:57

I kill for money and enjoyment.

1:03:571:03:59

I was hired by a foreign government to kill you. I don't know what you did in Canada, but they're angry!

1:03:591:04:05

Come on!

1:04:051:04:06

I make prints for other photographers.

1:04:061:04:10

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:04:101:04:12

-Do you like it?

-It's all right.

1:04:121:04:15

It's not the kind of travel opportunities as killing for money...

1:04:151:04:20

When are you ever serious?

1:04:211:04:24

Just say the word.

1:04:261:04:29

DIALS PHONE

1:04:351:04:37

RINGING TONE

1:04:401:04:42

'You've reached the Black residence. We're not home right now, so please leave your name and number.'

1:04:421:04:48

BEEP!

1:04:481:04:49

Hi, Mom, it's me.

1:04:491:04:51

I was just calling to chat. Are you home?

1:04:511:04:55

I guess you already went to work. DOOR OPENS

1:04:571:05:00

Anyway, um, I should go. I just wish you were home. Love to Dad. Bye.

1:05:021:05:06

What?

1:05:151:05:17

PHONE RINGS Maybe you should just wait, and if you wanna talk to the doctor...

1:05:171:05:22

Excuse me. ..West Village Veterinary Hospital?

1:05:221:05:26

Hi!

1:05:271:05:29

I was hoping you would call.

1:05:291:05:31

No.

1:05:341:05:36

BEEPS HORN

1:05:381:05:39

Thanks a lot(!) Thank you so much(!)

1:05:441:05:47

So very kind(!)

1:05:471:05:49

-Excuse me.

-Lena!

-Hey!

1:05:511:05:54

'It's odd how you need someone else to make you feel guilty.

1:05:551:05:59

'If you were alone on an island,

1:05:591:06:02

'you'd never feel guilty because there'd be no-one else there to judge you.

1:06:021:06:06

'But the other requirement for guilt is you have to think it's wrong as well.

1:06:061:06:11

'It's a two-party contract, which is helpful,

1:06:111:06:15

'because if you don't THINK you're guilty, you don't have to waste your time feeling that way.'

1:06:151:06:21

Hey!

1:06:321:06:34

-Hi!

-Hi. Hold on to me.

-Why?

1:06:341:06:37

Elizabeth, where are we going?!

1:06:431:06:47

-Are you gonna mug me?!

-No! No!

1:06:491:06:52

What's going on?!

1:06:551:06:58

She saw me waiting for you. She saw me waiting for you.

1:06:591:07:02

I stammered so much, I'm sure I gave everything away.

1:07:021:07:06

-What do you think she thought?

-That I was crazy, that's what she thought!

1:07:071:07:11

Maybe you ARE a little bit.

1:07:111:07:13

I know - it's great, it's good. Yeah, I am, I think I am.

1:07:131:07:18

-It's OK.

-I've just never been in this kind of situation before.

1:07:181:07:23

I feel like I'm in some sort of weird... I don't know.

1:07:231:07:26

-I keep thinking that the murderer always leaves clues.

-Murderer?!

1:07:261:07:31

Yeah, the murderer... always leaves a clue

1:07:311:07:35

-at the scene of a crime.

-What did YOU leave behind?

-Well, yeah, I haven't left anything yet.

1:07:351:07:40

But I was thinking that... if I were really bad...

1:07:401:07:44

..then I probably would've left it at Coney Island.

1:07:461:07:49

-Did you want to leave it?

-Sure.

1:07:491:07:53

Your heart's beating so fast.

1:07:531:07:55

What about Max?

1:07:591:08:01

THEY BOTH GROAN I don't know about Max.

1:08:051:08:09

Can we just go to a different movie? Let's go to a different movie.

1:08:121:08:16

But no foreign films - it'll just be too depressing.

1:08:161:08:21

-I'm allergic to them.

-How convenient!

1:08:211:08:24

Subtitles give me a rash.

1:08:241:08:26

Max, can you...?

1:08:381:08:41

What?

1:08:481:08:49

I got my recommendation from Dr Heller.

1:08:511:08:54

It was great.

1:08:541:08:56

I...

1:08:591:09:00

-That's good.

-Yeah.

1:09:031:09:05

Congratulations. Really.

1:09:111:09:14

Thanks.

1:09:141:09:16

See ya.

1:09:161:09:18

PHONE RINGS

1:09:401:09:43

-Hello?

-I couldn't tell him.

-'How come?'

1:09:481:09:52

Well, I couldn't separate with him without telling him about you,

1:09:531:09:58

and I couldn't tell him about you

1:09:581:10:01

without crushing him...

1:10:011:10:04

and without me becoming a cheating slut...

1:10:041:10:07

-He's at work, right?

-'Yeah.'

1:10:071:10:09

I'm coming over.

1:10:091:10:11

What? DIALLING TONE No! Wait!

1:10:111:10:14

KNOCK AT DOOR

1:10:231:10:24

Hi.

1:10:271:10:29

Hi.

1:10:291:10:31

Can I come in?

1:10:331:10:35

You're not supposed to be here.

1:10:371:10:40

I know.

1:10:411:10:43

LOCKS DOOR

1:10:551:10:56

-It's fine.

-No, I'm sorry.

1:10:561:10:59

-You can sit here.

-Thanks.

1:11:031:11:06

I should...

1:11:071:11:10

What?

1:11:111:11:13

Tell him.

1:11:131:11:15

-I should go.

-What?

1:11:171:11:20

Should I go?

1:11:201:11:23

I don't know.

1:11:241:11:26

What do YOU want?

1:11:281:11:31

I just...I just want it to be over.

1:11:331:11:37

You know?

1:11:371:11:39

But I know that once...he knows...

1:11:421:11:45

..that it will be awful, and...

1:11:461:11:49

that it will probably...

1:11:491:11:52

go on forever.

1:11:521:11:54

I just don't wanna...

1:11:541:11:57

start so much...

1:11:571:11:59

ugliness.

1:11:591:12:02

I'm glad you're here, though.

1:12:081:12:11

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

1:12:131:12:15

PHONE RINGS

1:12:251:12:27

I'm sorry.

1:12:271:12:28

Hello?

1:12:331:12:35

-LENA:

-'It's true, isn't it?'

1:12:351:12:37

-Who is this?

-'You can tell me.

1:12:371:12:41

-'You're cheating on him, aren't you?'

-You're a fucking genius, Lena(!)

1:12:411:12:46

Fuck!

1:12:471:12:49

Fuck!

1:12:491:12:51

Elizabeth! It's me!

1:13:341:13:36

I know you two are in here!

1:13:361:13:39

Open the door!

1:13:391:13:41

Just a second!

1:13:411:13:43

No, I'm not going to hold on!

1:13:431:13:46

-I know what you're up to! I know what you two are doing!

-Just a second!

1:13:461:13:51

Put this on.

1:13:511:13:54

Open the fucking door!

1:13:541:13:56

This isn't what I meant to do...

1:13:561:14:00

-Where is he?!

-What are you doing?

1:14:091:14:11

-It's a simple question. WHERE IS HE?!

-Don't yell at me!

1:14:111:14:15

It upsets me!

1:14:151:14:17

Elizabeth, explain what's going on! I don't care if it's a fucking lie!

1:14:201:14:24

Tell me what's going on! Look me in the eye!

1:14:241:14:27

I said look me in the eye.

1:14:271:14:30

I...

1:14:301:14:33

I was in the bathroom and I was going to take a shower.

1:14:331:14:37

-What's that on your neck?

-What?

1:14:421:14:44

-That mark - what is it?

-There isn't a mark.

1:14:461:14:49

He must be a big boy, all that weight pushing down on you.

1:14:491:14:51

-Was it just like a hug goodbye - something sweet like that?

-You're crazy.

1:14:511:14:56

Where did he go?

1:14:561:14:58

Which word DON'T you understand?!

1:15:031:15:05

-At least I know I'm not crazy.

-You ARE fucking crazy.

1:15:161:15:20

-SPEAKS SPANISH

-What the fuck are you doing up here?

1:16:021:16:08

-Will I see you?

-Sometime.

1:16:191:16:21

I'm sorry.

1:16:211:16:23

'At that moment, I became TWO Maxes.

1:16:421:16:46

'One was lying on the roof.

1:16:461:16:49

'While the other one - me - floated up into the sky.

1:16:491:16:54

'As I rose, I began to see what had happened...

1:16:561:16:59

'to see what I had done.'

1:16:591:17:02

SILENT

1:17:051:17:06

'And with that knowledge...

1:17:111:17:13

'I flew into the clouds.'

1:17:131:17:16

It was a mistake.

1:17:231:17:25

-I got a bad idea in my head.

-It wasn't a mistake, Max.

1:17:251:17:29

I need to be away from you for a while, so I can figure out what's going on with me.

1:17:291:17:35

So you can be with him?

1:17:371:17:40

I don't know what will happen with Henry.

1:17:401:17:43

I just wanna be on my own for a while.

1:17:431:17:46

-How long?

-I don't know.

1:17:461:17:49

Will we ever get back together?

1:17:491:17:51

I don't know, Max.

1:17:511:17:54

I don't know if things could be the same between us.

1:17:541:17:57

I wouldn't say never, but I wouldn't say maybe, either.

1:17:571:18:02

-But you...

-I wish it weren't true.

1:18:021:18:05

I wish everything in the world weren't true.

1:18:081:18:12

Me too, but it is.

1:18:121:18:14

I sold the toothpicks.

1:18:271:18:29

Where?

1:18:361:18:38

Chinatown.

1:18:381:18:40

Apparently they love the flavour.

1:18:411:18:44

Sold them to a chain. They ordered 100,000.

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That's great, Max.

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Congratulations.

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Thanks.

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Are you leaving?

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Yeah.

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I guess I should leave you alone.

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Bye, Elizabeth.

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Bye, Max.

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That day, I started to hear a new voice.

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One that didn't come from above.

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You know, if you COULD strip away everything superficial from people,

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really get to the bottom of them,

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you wouldn't necessarily find weakness and insecurity,

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you'd just find something else to strip away.

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And behind that would be something else.

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What's at the bottom of people? There is no bottom!

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Then, I returned from the sky...

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And the two Maxes were joined together.

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I began to think of something that happened when I was floating in the sky.

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I flew into a cloud.

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And I heard a voice.

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Quiet and clear.

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It said, "Be careful where you tread

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"for the world is full of angels."

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Lena!

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"You'll be very successful in business, and then you'll die."

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"You are surrounded by true friends who are all going to die."

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"One of your best friends will try to destroy your life

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"by saying your girlfriend is cheating on you, and then you'll die."

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-I said I was sorry for that.

-I'm just joking.

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OK.

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"You will find the one you truly want, and they'll forgive you... in bed."

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And then you'll both die.

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So what do you wanna do?

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We should get out of here cos this is a dangerous area.

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-I was mugged here.

-Really?

-Yeah. By the freak show, the bearded lady.

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Never call her "scruffy".

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-You don't believe me!

-No, I don't believe you any more!

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I'm sorry. OK, what happened?

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I called her scruffy...

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-You know what they love, bearded ladies?

-No.

-Um, flowers

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and air conditioning.

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