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This film contains very strong language.	0:00:02	0:00:06
-'Oh yeah, I've been round the block. -Really?	0:00:06	0:00:09
'Believe it. Sowed me oats, acted the rip, the rapscallion...	0:00:09	0:00:13
-'Uh-huh? -Ran wild, ran free.	0:00:13	0:00:16
'Course, this is back in the days of yore.	0:00:16	0:00:18
'You wouldn't think it to look at you.'	0:00:18	0:00:21
Well, time comes you have to leave behind the old hell raiser, man.	0:00:21	0:00:25
Take responsibility for your life. Prepare the ground.	0:00:25	0:00:28
-How do you do that? -To begin with, by nest-building.	0:00:28	0:00:31
Find an abode you feel secure in and furnish that abode.	0:00:31	0:00:36
Procure the necessaries - furniture, et cetera.	0:00:36	0:00:38
Kitchen utensils. Your wok. Your juicers.	0:00:38	0:00:41
What about love?	0:00:41	0:00:44
Love's not something you can plan for, is it? You can look all you like as long as you like,	0:00:45	0:00:50
-but it's only when you let your guard down... -When you least expect it. -..that you find someone, yeah!	0:00:50	0:00:54
Take meself. Ever see me before?	0:00:54	0:00:56
-No. -I'm just some fella who's ambled in.	0:00:56	0:00:59
But who's to say by tomorrow you and me couldn't... And I'm not coming on to you.	0:00:59	0:01:03
-..but who's to say we couldn't be head over heels? Dancin' in the green. -Nobody.	0:01:03	0:01:07
Right!	0:01:07	0:01:09
CASH REGISTER BEEPS AND CHUGS	0:01:13	0:01:16
-Cos when there's something there... -Chemistry? -Right! ..who knows where the sparks will lead.	0:01:16	0:01:20
A fella like meself could just be a bit of fun in the sack -	0:01:20	0:01:24
nothing more than that - or... And it's not that crazy.	0:01:24	0:01:28
..your soul mate.	0:01:28	0:01:30
-Huh? -Yeah, you've got a point.	0:01:30	0:01:33
Other hand, I could just be a thief or something.	0:01:33	0:01:36
-What do you mean? -Some villain just waiting for me chance to...	0:01:36	0:01:40
..smack your jaw and rob the register while the place is empty.	0:01:42	0:01:45
SOBBING	0:01:45	0:01:49
But this is the thing of it, see?	0:01:53	0:01:56
You just never know...	0:01:57	0:02:00
..what's gonna happen.	0:02:01	0:02:04
Come here to me!	0:02:07	0:02:09
Look at your top! How many fuckin' times do I have to tell you, huh?	0:02:09	0:02:14
-It's all over you. -Oof! -What are you doing?!	0:02:14	0:02:17
Ah!	0:02:17	0:02:19
MUSIC DROWNS SHOUTING	0:02:19	0:02:23
-Come on, yous humpy cunts, yous! -Someone stop him!	0:02:23	0:02:28
Argh!	0:02:28	0:02:29
Stop him!	0:02:29	0:02:30
-Get out me fuckin' way! -He's running into the car park.	0:02:30	0:02:34
Oi! Come back here with that!	0:02:36	0:02:37
TYRES SQUEAL, HORN HONKS	0:02:40	0:02:42
SHE SCREAMS Get out the car!	0:02:42	0:02:45
Get out of the fucking car!	0:02:45	0:02:48
-Should you not have been there me last swing round? -Yeah, but fuck it.	0:03:14	0:03:18
-An hour late. -An hour less in that fucking dump.	0:03:18	0:03:21
-Don't start. -You're the same.	0:03:21	0:03:24
-Fucking bus. Fucking city. -Who's this fuck now?	0:03:24	0:03:28
-Is it too early to use me pass? -You know it is.	0:03:28	0:03:31
-How much to the Barn? -You know. Come on! There's people here late.	0:03:31	0:03:37
-Another ten cents. Come on. -Can yous come on? -Hold your f... -Hurry up!	0:03:41	0:03:46
-Now. -TICKET MACHINE CLATTERS -You robbin' bastard, you...	0:03:46	0:03:50
-How's Cathy? -She ordered a new kitchen.	0:03:53	0:03:57
-You're joking! New floor not enough? -Can you believe it?	0:03:57	0:04:00
You wanna see this floor, though. Oak slats. Lovely grain in it.	0:04:00	0:04:04
Trouble is, this shit costs, and there's only so much overtime. Fuckin' shit!	0:04:04	0:04:09
-It's all shit, man. Fuckin' life! -You're fuckin' right!	0:04:09	0:04:13
WOMAN ON TANNOY: 'Mega-Brand kidney beans, baked beans, butter beans.	0:04:15	0:04:19
'Any two for the price of one.' (BORED) 'It's a reduction rampage.'	0:04:19	0:04:24
-What do you say? -I say, "Why not?"	0:04:24	0:04:26
She says, "Because you're not me type."	0:04:26	0:04:29
-I say, "What is your type?" She said, "Everything you're not." -Jesus.	0:04:29	0:04:33
Didn't score in a single department. Fuckin' wank, man.	0:04:33	0:04:37
-Next time, huh? -What?	0:04:37	0:04:40
That's easy for you to say, sitting pretty as you are, man.	0:04:40	0:04:44
-What? -You've Deirdre!	0:04:44	0:04:46
Oscar, me and Deirdre broke up!	0:04:46	0:04:49
What? When?	0:04:49	0:04:51
-A few weeks back. -Weeks?!	0:04:51	0:04:54
-Why didn't you tell me then? -Well... -Huh?!	0:04:54	0:04:57
How the hell did it happen?	0:04:59	0:05:02
It was felt we should take a bit of a break.	0:05:02	0:05:04
Felt by who? By her, yeah?	0:05:04	0:05:07
John!	0:05:07	0:05:09
Oscar!	0:05:09	0:05:11
Are yous not clockin' back on?	0:05:17	0:05:20
Oh, yeah.	0:05:20	0:05:22
Hang on!	0:05:27	0:05:30
Yous clocked on 15 minutes ago.	0:05:36	0:05:39
Get back on that floor, yous little...pups!	0:05:39	0:05:42
That's a strike now against each of you.	0:05:42	0:05:45
Oh, John? John?	0:05:46	0:05:48
JOHN SIGHS	0:05:48	0:05:50
That's your second, after your lateness this morning.	0:05:50	0:05:54
One more...	0:05:54	0:05:57
and a certain arse will be kicked. I shit you not...	0:05:57	0:06:00
as they say in the States.	0:06:00	0:06:03
So, yeah, that was the only place left.	0:06:07	0:06:10
And it was cheap, as well, but Henry wouldn't take it,	0:06:10	0:06:13
-because they rape white women there. -Who does? -I dunno. Everyone!	0:06:13	0:06:18
Some fella Henry knows was driving around there with his girlfriend.	0:06:18	0:06:22
The cops stopped them. One held the gun on him, the other raped her,	0:06:22	0:06:25
-then they switched. -They raped him, too?! -No!	0:06:25	0:06:28
-Oh, the coppers switched. -Yeah!	0:06:28	0:06:30
So, you know, that's that. No sun this year.	0:06:30	0:06:34
We might go down to Wexford or something. What about you and...?	0:06:34	0:06:39
-Did you ever smell these? They smell lovely! -Me and Deirdre?	0:06:42	0:06:45
-Well, you broke up, didn't you? -How'd you know?	0:06:45	0:06:49
That's all right, then. I saw her with some fella at the Zombie last night.	0:06:49	0:06:53
-Who? -Some middle-aged fella. Kissin'! Some baldy fella.	0:06:53	0:06:57
-Kissin' a baldy fella? -Holding hands an' all.	0:06:57	0:07:01
Wexford isn't bad. Get a caravan down there, couple of weeks...	0:07:01	0:07:05
Sun comes out, sure we can paddle.	0:07:05	0:07:07
John! Come on, man!	0:07:09	0:07:12
John!	0:07:13	0:07:15
Where is the baldy cunt, huh? Where is he?	0:07:28	0:07:32
Sorry, Deirdre.	0:07:32	0:07:34
This isn't acceptable, Deirdre. After...what, five, six weeks?	0:07:52	0:07:57
This is bollocks. You don't fuckin'...	0:07:57	0:08:00
You don't just...hook up with the next fella who walks by!	0:08:01	0:08:07
The only reason you do that is if you never cared in the first place.	0:08:07	0:08:11
And that's cold, man. That is the behaviour of...	0:08:11	0:08:14
And I've no qualms about saying it. ..a whore,	0:08:14	0:08:18
-and not with a heart of gold. With a heart of stone! -Out!	0:08:18	0:08:22
-Out! -A black heart, Deirdre,	0:08:22	0:08:24
that's what you have, and I'm glad I found out. A dirty black...	0:08:24	0:08:28
-Does blackguard come from black heart? -Dunno, man! -..A blackguard, Deirdre.	0:08:28	0:08:33
That's all you are, do you hear me? Just a dirty fucking blackguard!	0:08:33	0:08:37
The body compensates. Instead of mobility, I've increased perception.	0:08:37	0:08:42
Sight and sound. Smell, of course.	0:08:42	0:08:45
It's a fair trade, and I wouldn't go back.	0:08:45	0:08:48
-HE CHUCKLES -Come on. Come on, a sup!	0:08:48	0:08:51
Ah... Taste!	0:08:54	0:08:57
That's another one.	0:08:57	0:08:59
-Have you ever tasted Guinness? -Course! -No, you haven't.	0:08:59	0:09:03
You think you have.	0:09:03	0:09:06
Listen, I've got to go, man.	0:09:06	0:09:09
Sorry an' all, but...	0:09:09	0:09:11
my arm's fucked.	0:09:11	0:09:13
-All right, boys? -We're not holding your pint.	0:09:18	0:09:21
-Why not? -Cos then we have to listen to you.	0:09:21	0:09:24
You're wise to me ploy! Get us a straw at least!	0:09:24	0:09:27
I thought it was HER wanted the break.	0:09:27	0:09:29
Two brown-sauce sambos. Slap it on thick. Two pints of Guinness.	0:09:29	0:09:34
-You know what I mean? -No. It was me.	0:09:34	0:09:37
I was just sort of giving her a little test, you know?	0:09:37	0:09:40
I say, "Let's take a break." She says no. Then you know!	0:09:40	0:09:44
-See? -Oh, John. -What?	0:09:44	0:09:47
-What kind of fuckhead are you? That pisses me all the way off. -Why?	0:09:47	0:09:51
Could you not appreciate what you had? I mean,	0:09:51	0:09:54
-I'm at a stage where I can't even wank. -Two brown-sauce sambos.	0:09:54	0:09:59
Cheers, Seamus. Pullin' away like a madman, man.	0:09:59	0:10:02
Two pints.	0:10:02	0:10:05
Half an hour, 45 minutes, nothing fucking happens.	0:10:05	0:10:08
Can't get me fantasies clear in me head.	0:10:08	0:10:11
Couple of occasions, I don't mind telling you, I wept like a woman	0:10:13	0:10:18
with fuckin' frustration. So you setting tests for Deirdre,	0:10:18	0:10:21
takin' for granted your good fortune, that disappoints me big style.	0:10:21	0:10:25
Huh?	0:10:26	0:10:28
-JOHN SIGHS -I'm gonna go home, man. You mind?	0:10:29	0:10:33
-You what? -What you said there is right, man,	0:10:33	0:10:36
100%. Sent me into a state of turmoil.	0:10:36	0:10:40
-Wistful, are you? -Among other emotions.	0:10:40	0:10:43
-I need to reflect on me choices. -You do what you have to do.	0:10:44	0:10:49
See ya.	0:10:54	0:10:56
Ah! Fair play, now. Right. Put us on the floor.	0:11:01	0:11:05
Gently!	0:11:07	0:11:09
Lovely.	0:11:13	0:11:15
Hey, come here till I tell you... You, there!	0:11:21	0:11:25
-How goes the fight against crime? -All right.	0:11:25	0:11:28
It's never-fuckin'-ending, though.	0:11:28	0:11:31
See what I mean? Have you not got a sign that says	0:11:38	0:11:41
-"Toilets for patrons' use only"? -I do.	0:11:41	0:11:45
I'll have to enforce that rule.	0:11:45	0:11:47
Give us another 7 Up there, will you?	0:11:51	0:11:54
All right, Lehiff? Staying out of trouble?	0:11:59	0:12:03
-(LAUGHING:) -Oh, Jesus! It doesn't look like it.	0:12:04	0:12:07
Who did that to you?	0:12:07	0:12:10
Your old one, man. She poked me in the eye with her cock.	0:12:11	0:12:15
You shitty little fuck, you!	0:12:16	0:12:18
I'm watching you. Do you hear me?	0:12:20	0:12:23
If I find out that you've been in any way bold, I'm gonna nab you.	0:12:23	0:12:27
Don't move!	0:12:29	0:12:31
Stay where you are and take your scoldin'.	0:12:33	0:12:35
RUNNING WATER	0:12:38	0:12:41
HE SIGHS WITH SATISFACTION	0:12:43	0:12:46
Now...what do I want you to do?	0:12:48	0:12:50
Stay out of trouble.	0:12:50	0:12:53
Huh?	0:12:53	0:12:55
(Stay...out of trouble.)	0:12:56	0:12:58
That's right.	0:12:59	0:13:02
Fuckin' disrespect my old one...!	0:13:02	0:13:04
Hang on till I shake.	0:13:04	0:13:06
-FASTENS ZIP -All right.	0:13:10	0:13:13
Go on.	0:13:15	0:13:17
So, what's wrong with me? Huh? What did I do...	0:13:30	0:13:34
-or didn't I do? -I told you, Noeleen, nothing. It's just something that...	0:13:34	0:13:38
..That happened! You said that already, and I don't believe you.	0:13:38	0:13:43
Is it my age? Huh? Is it something I wouldn't do?	0:13:43	0:13:47
Is it my looks? Huh?	0:13:47	0:13:50
Wait a second. Look, don't you...? Wait!	0:13:50	0:13:53
-Don't you fancy me any more? -Look. Listen to me.	0:13:53	0:13:57
It's nothing to do with you. I fancy her. I fell for her.	0:13:57	0:14:01
We clicked and we wanna be together. You don't come into the equation,	0:14:01	0:14:05
so relax!	0:14:05	0:14:07
Of course I come into the equation.	0:14:07	0:14:10
I'm your wife, for God's sake!	0:14:10	0:14:12
I'm your wife, Sam! 14 years!	0:14:12	0:14:16
What the hell did I do?!	0:14:16	0:14:18
DOOR SLAMS	0:14:21	0:14:23
-So this fella's moving in with you? -Yes!	0:14:23	0:14:26
Well, do you want me to be like Sally? Give up on 'em altogether,	0:14:26	0:14:30
-grow meself a 'tache? -Sally doesn't... -Sally has a 'tache, Ma!	0:14:30	0:14:33
Whatever she did before, bleached or waxed, she's quit.	0:14:33	0:14:37
Anyway, I'm better off.	0:14:37	0:14:40
Did you know John and Oscar broke into Fruitfield a few months back	0:14:40	0:14:44
and stole a crateload of Chef Sauce?	0:14:44	0:14:47
-And that wasn't the only time. -Chef Sauce?	0:14:47	0:14:50
It was all they could get. I'd be over at his place,	0:14:50	0:14:53
he's making sauce sandwiches, putting it in his cornflakes,	0:14:53	0:14:57
trying to use it all up. In his tea!	0:14:57	0:15:00
I mean, he dumps me, Ma, breaks my heart,	0:15:00	0:15:03
then has the gall to come over and call me a whore and a blackguard	0:15:03	0:15:07
-for not taking the fucking vows! Well, fuck him. -Deirdre!	0:15:07	0:15:11
Him and his brown sauce. Sorry, Ma. But I've got a guy who's well off,	0:15:11	0:15:15
-who's attractive... -Who's married!	0:15:15	0:15:18
Well, you can't have it all. Who's not a thief but a bank manager, huh?	0:15:18	0:15:22
And if he wants to move in with me, I think I'd be a fool to say no.	0:15:22	0:15:27
Now, I'm gonna have the carrot cake. What are you having?	0:15:30	0:15:35
All right, my friends. Do Daddy proud, huh?	0:15:35	0:15:38
Show them what you've got.	0:15:38	0:15:41
All right! Are you lads ready?	0:15:42	0:15:44
And...action!	0:15:45	0:15:48
Ah, come on, guys! We've been through this before. ..They'll get it.	0:15:53	0:15:57
Just give them a second. (..Don't fuck up on me here!)	0:15:57	0:16:01
Go!	0:16:01	0:16:02
For fucksakes! How many times have we rehearsed this, yous fucks?! Go!	0:16:02	0:16:07
-Go! -MAKES WHOOSHING SOUNDS	0:16:08	0:16:11
Get down. Get down! ..Martin, get back in the box.	0:16:11	0:16:14
Don't fight. Benny, get off him! Get off him!	0:16:17	0:16:20
Benny!	0:16:20	0:16:22
-It is Little Big City, isn't it? -Yes.	0:16:22	0:16:25
That's what it's called. It says to me, "Yeah, stories. Characters."	0:16:25	0:16:29
-There's a broad... -Diverse. -..spectrum there. That's fine.	0:16:29	0:16:34
-But where that diversity is lacking is tone. -What are you saying?	0:16:34	0:16:38
Tone, Thomas. Texture. Let's go a bit darker now and again,	0:16:38	0:16:42
find a subject with more of an edge and explore it	0:16:42	0:16:46
-with the weight it deserves. What do you think? -A bit darker?	0:16:46	0:16:50
Just a bit. Just to spice the thing up,	0:16:50	0:16:53
-give it some depth, complexity... -No, no, I know what you mean.	0:16:53	0:16:58
All right.	0:17:01	0:17:03
Go find a subject. Bring it to me. If it's not too much,	0:17:03	0:17:07
then...I don't see why not.	0:17:07	0:17:10
-Good enough? -Absolutely.	0:17:10	0:17:13
What about this, Sally?	0:17:24	0:17:26
When's the last time you saw me in a dress?	0:17:26	0:17:29
Give me a voucher.	0:17:29	0:17:32
-A gift voucher, please. -How much? -Sorry?	0:17:33	0:17:36
-(TUTTING:) -How much for? -Oh. 100 euro, please.	0:17:36	0:17:39
-No hundreds left. Two 50s? -Please. -SHE TUTS	0:17:39	0:17:43
-No 50s. Five 20s do you? -Fine.	0:17:46	0:17:49
SHE TUTS	0:17:49	0:17:51
Grab it.	0:18:03	0:18:05
It's a sty, my life.	0:18:12	0:18:15
The people I deal with are piss, waste.	0:18:15	0:18:18
Is that what you're interested in? I'm a fuck, man.	0:18:18	0:18:22
My only really human quality is a fondness for Celtic mysticism.	0:18:22	0:18:27
What's that?	0:18:27	0:18:29
The music, man.	0:18:29	0:18:32
There are artistes like Fainne Lasta. Raithneach.	0:18:33	0:18:37
Clannad! You like them artistes?	0:18:37	0:18:41
Their music? Well, of course you do!	0:18:41	0:18:44
What I'm saying is, the kind of justice I'm questing	0:18:45	0:18:49
requires a certain attitude that people might find...	0:18:49	0:18:53
extreme or unpleasant. Might not be suitable, you know?	0:18:53	0:18:57
Grab it.	0:18:57	0:19:00
-You ever compete? -Just as a kid.	0:19:05	0:19:07
I could've turned pro, but I joined the Gards,	0:19:08	0:19:12
made crime me callin'.	0:19:12	0:19:14
Me da used to say...	0:19:15	0:19:17
"Hate your opponent."	0:19:17	0:19:20
He was my trainer, you know. "Hate him,	0:19:20	0:19:23
"and you'll never give less than 100%."	0:19:23	0:19:27
That's a philosophy I still follow.	0:19:28	0:19:30
That's why I'm such an animal, man.	0:19:32	0:19:34
Is that what you want for your show?	0:19:34	0:19:37
-Yes. -Cool!	0:19:37	0:19:39
It's exactly what I want. I'll run it by my boss,	0:19:39	0:19:43
-get the go off him, and then we can... -Run it by him.	0:19:43	0:19:46
Let him know I'm up for it big time.	0:19:46	0:19:49
-The fuckin' underbelly, you were saying? -HE LAUGHS	0:19:49	0:19:52
No better fucking guide, man!	0:19:55	0:19:58
-You nearly finished? -Midnight. Yourself?	0:20:51	0:20:54
-About ten minutes. -Lucky prick!	0:20:54	0:20:57
-Gotta pick up chicken and black bean, spring rolls... -Come on! We got homes to go to.	0:20:57	0:21:01
-Have you heard this?! -You'd think we were dogs.	0:21:01	0:21:04
ALL MUTTER Will yous wait a minute?!	0:21:04	0:21:08
-'Sake! -Listen, take it easy.	0:21:08	0:21:11
Where are we?	0:21:15	0:21:17
Can't see.	0:21:17	0:21:19
-We near Springfield yet? -I'll give you a shout.	0:21:19	0:21:24
I was thinking we'd throw you a birthday party. What do you think?	0:21:25	0:21:29
Don't want one, Ma. Don't believe in that party fandangle.	0:21:29	0:21:33
Deirdre feels you're letting yourself go, Sally.	0:21:42	0:21:46
Deirdre wants to hook me up, cos she's embarrassed I've no fella.	0:21:46	0:21:50
At least I'm not in their thrall like she is.	0:21:50	0:21:53
She escapes one and another nets her.	0:21:53	0:21:55
-'What's the story with that anyway?' -What?	0:21:55	0:21:58
-'Any chance of them two getting back together?' -None of your business!	0:22:00	0:22:04
No.	0:22:04	0:22:06
I wasn't going to say it here, but since we're having this discussion,	0:22:11	0:22:15
would you not...	0:22:15	0:22:18
..would you not get yourself a bit Immac or something?	0:22:19	0:22:23
Get rid of that old ronnie you're cultivatin'!	0:22:23	0:22:25
-I haven't got a ronnie! -You're hardly Burt Reynolds,	0:22:25	0:22:29
but there's such a thing as grooming,	0:22:29	0:22:32
whether you're courting or not!	0:22:32	0:22:34
'Springfield coming up now.'	0:22:34	0:22:37
Ma?	0:22:43	0:22:45
She mustn't be back yet.	0:22:47	0:22:49
Mam!	0:22:49	0:22:51
-You nervous? -Not really.	0:22:58	0:23:01
They'll be well impressed.	0:23:01	0:23:04
Take your coat off. I'll make some tea.	0:23:05	0:23:08
-Er, Deirdre...? -Yeah?	0:23:21	0:23:23
Come here for a sec, will you?	0:23:25	0:23:28
I wanna show you something.	0:23:28	0:23:31
KEYS JINGLE IN LOCK	0:23:33	0:23:35
DOOR SHUTS	0:23:35	0:23:37
-ZZZZP! -Oh!	0:23:37	0:23:39
-Jesus! -You must be Sam.	0:23:39	0:23:42
Christ...	0:23:43	0:23:46
There were nine, ten people at the most. All the windows were smashed.	0:23:46	0:23:51
It was just a matter of climbing up onto the top -	0:23:51	0:23:54
well, of Sally climbing up, I should say - and of her helping them out,	0:23:54	0:23:58
-and me helping them down. -Was nobody killed? -No, despite the blood.	0:23:58	0:24:02
-Amazing! So the ambulance came and...? -Took them all away, and that was that.	0:24:02	0:24:06
-Made a statement to the police, but we weren't much use. -You don't know how it happened?	0:24:06	0:24:11
-Have I got a ronnie? -A what? -A ronnie.	0:24:16	0:24:19
-Moustache, like. -Show...	0:24:19	0:24:22
Well...you're no Tom Selleck,	0:24:25	0:24:28
-but... -Ah, go fuck yourself!	0:24:28	0:24:31
-Sorry, Ma. Fucking idiot! -Why are you so angry, Sally?	0:24:31	0:24:35
Because she's no business, that's why. I'm gonna talk to her...	0:24:35	0:24:38
SHE CONTINUES TO RANT UNDER ROAR OF BUS ENGINE	0:24:38	0:24:41
Jesus...!	0:24:51	0:24:53
-You don't know how it happened? -No.	0:25:01	0:25:04
-Be a few settlements there, I'd say. -Yeah, you should've stayed on.	0:25:04	0:25:08
We should've. Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Sam.	0:25:08	0:25:11
Sorry it had to be in what you'd call such dramatic circumstances!	0:25:11	0:25:16
So, how are you finding living with Deirdre?	0:25:16	0:25:19
-Her place OK? -He thinks it's a sty.	0:25:19	0:25:22
No, I don't! Just needs a bit of a dusting.	0:25:22	0:25:25
-And a hoovering and a mopping. -Maybe a paint job.	0:25:25	0:25:28
SLAP! Ouch! I'm messing! No, it's great. It's early days, but, er...	0:25:28	0:25:32
-we're getting on all right, aren't we? -And how's your wife coping? -Sally!	0:25:32	0:25:37
No, I'd like to know. Is she upset? Depressed?	0:25:37	0:25:41
-Let's go, Sam. -No. Wait a sec. If he can't handle this kind of talk,	0:25:42	0:25:46
he shouldn't put himself in this position. ..How long you married?	0:25:46	0:25:50
-14 years. -And you can just - pff! - finish with one,	0:25:50	0:25:53
start with another? Hmm?	0:25:53	0:25:56
That kind of shit sickens me,	0:25:56	0:25:59
you know that?	0:25:59	0:26:02
Sorry, Mam. ..And you stay where you are.	0:26:04	0:26:06
I'LL go. There's a stench of fuckin' adultery in here.	0:26:06	0:26:11
DOOR CLOSES	0:26:13	0:26:15
When Vincent and I broke up, I thought the same thing - "it's me".	0:26:15	0:26:19
I'm dysfunctional in some way, cos I couldn't hold onto him.	0:26:19	0:26:24
So you know what I did? I proved to myself that it wasn't,	0:26:24	0:26:27
by attempting, by doing things, that proved it,	0:26:27	0:26:31
by becoming better alone than I'd ever been with him.	0:26:31	0:26:35
-(Tell me how.) -I will!	0:26:35	0:26:37
(Will you?)	0:26:37	0:26:39
-I can't tell the difference. -Well, what do you want? -Anything!	0:26:39	0:26:43
Do you have a preference in terms of content? Women and women,	0:26:43	0:26:47
-or men and men? -What the fuck are you insinuating?!	0:26:47	0:26:51
I don't know your preferences! I'm trying to help, Oscar.	0:26:51	0:26:55
-You just want straight? -Just people fucking.	0:26:55	0:26:58
With good-lookin' chicks. Last one I saw, they were hound dogs.	0:26:58	0:27:01
-There you go. -Mutts, they were.	0:27:01	0:27:04
-There's no-one taking dumps in this, is there? -You want that? -No!	0:27:04	0:27:08
-No! -Look, Oscar... it's just fucking, all right?	0:27:08	0:27:12
Bit of oral, bit of anal...	0:27:12	0:27:14
All right.	0:27:14	0:27:16
Anal men or anal women?	0:27:16	0:27:19
CAR ENGINE STARTS	0:27:29	0:27:31
Can't keep your paws off her, can you?	0:27:37	0:27:41
'So, what happened to your sister?'	0:27:49	0:27:52
Ah, she was in love with this guy and she wanted to marry him.	0:27:52	0:27:56
Guy from London. Name was Duane. She was gonna move there with him.	0:27:56	0:28:00
Took out her savings for a new start, a few thousand pounds, and...	0:28:00	0:28:04
Well, you can see where this is going, can't you?	0:28:04	0:28:07
He convinced her to take it out in cash, then he stole it from her	0:28:07	0:28:11
and went back himself.	0:28:11	0:28:14
Ah, Jesus, Deirdre! Get away! You're freezing! Please, I'm serious!	0:28:14	0:28:18
HE SHUDDERS	0:28:18	0:28:21
Thing is, though... after he took the money,	0:28:21	0:28:23
he tied her to her bed, told her she was a rubbish lay,	0:28:23	0:28:27
-and then did a poo on her chest. -A what?!	0:28:27	0:28:30
Ma found her. It was, like, two or three days later,	0:28:30	0:28:34
and the stink, she said...! Flies crawlin' over her,	0:28:34	0:28:37
and her hysterical! So she moved back home then.	0:28:37	0:28:41
Hasn't trusted a man since.	0:28:41	0:28:44
Jesus!	0:28:44	0:28:45
Why would you?	0:28:45	0:28:48
You warm yet?	0:28:49	0:28:51
Yes, you are! SHE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS	0:28:51	0:28:56
MUSIC: "These Days" by Ron Sexsmith	0:28:57	0:29:00
# Promises are made to be broken	0:29:06	0:29:08
# Haven't you heard? #	0:29:08	0:29:10
LAUGHTER ON TV	0:29:10	0:29:11
# He said he'd never break your heart	0:29:11	0:29:14
# Now, haven't you learned?	0:29:14	0:29:16
# You believed in the words in all that they meant	0:29:17	0:29:21
# Oh, but love is not some popular song	0:29:21	0:29:25
# Filled with empty sentiment	0:29:25	0:29:29
# That's what passes for love	0:29:29	0:29:32
# That's what passes for love... #	0:29:34	0:29:38
SEXY MOANING	0:29:38	0:29:39
-# These days -Doo doo-doo	0:29:39	0:29:41
# Doo-doo...	0:29:41	0:29:45
# Oh, these days	0:29:45	0:29:47
# Doo-doo...	0:29:47	0:29:51
# And it won't take a miracle darlin'	0:29:51	0:29:54
# Just keep it real... # Bastard!	0:29:54	0:29:56
# This world can make us cynical... # Fucking bastard!	0:29:56	0:30:00
# I know how it feels	0:30:00	0:30:02
# You took it to heart what they said on the screen	0:30:02	0:30:07
# Oh, but love is not just playing a part... #	0:30:07	0:30:10
CLIMACTIC MOANING # In some very scripted scene	0:30:10	0:30:14
# That's what passes for love... #	0:30:14	0:30:17
'Oh, yes!'	0:30:17	0:30:19
-# That's what passes for love... # -'Oh, yes! Oh!	0:30:20	0:30:24
'Oh, yes!'	0:30:24	0:30:26
# That's what passes for love	0:30:26	0:30:28
# These days	0:30:28	0:30:32
# Yeah	0:30:32	0:30:35
# No-one can complete you	0:30:35	0:30:37
# Or make you whole. #	0:30:37	0:30:40
I'm telling you, this young fella came out of nowhere.	0:30:43	0:30:47
He threw a stone through the windscreen -	0:30:47	0:30:50
a big one -	0:30:50	0:30:53
I panicked. I swerved.	0:30:53	0:30:56
-You lost control? -As anyone would've!	0:30:56	0:30:59
The bang, the shock, the windscreen shattering...	0:30:59	0:31:02
And yet...no-one saw this boy.	0:31:02	0:31:05
-None of your passengers... -Are you joking me?	0:31:05	0:31:08
With the muck on those windows, they can't even see the bus stops!	0:31:08	0:31:13
I have not been negligent. No way. I did nothing wrong.	0:31:15	0:31:18
Kid ran out in front of me and hurled that rock.	0:31:18	0:31:21
Fuckin' pegged it, he did.	0:31:22	0:31:24
"WEATHER" ON TV	0:31:30	0:31:33
-Hey, man. -Hi.	0:31:48	0:31:51
-What you up to? Not working? -Not any more.	0:31:51	0:31:54
Ah, man, what? Did you get let go?	0:31:55	0:31:58
Fired.	0:31:58	0:32:00
Ah, fuck!	0:32:00	0:32:02
That's mean. You OK?	0:32:02	0:32:05
Do you want another one?	0:32:05	0:32:08
Don't intend stopping any time soon.	0:32:09	0:32:12
-What happened to you? -Ah, some fuck, man. Don't ask.	0:32:12	0:32:15
Some little fucker. I was driving up by Greenhills.	0:32:15	0:32:19
Stroked jammer, yeah?	0:32:19	0:32:21
-Comes out of nowhere, fucks a rock through the windscreen. -What...?	0:32:21	0:32:25
Into the ditch I went, yeah? Banjaxed me face. Do you believe it?	0:32:25	0:32:29
Two pints, please.	0:32:32	0:32:34
-So, tell me about it. -Ah, fuck it. -Ah, fuck nothin', man!	0:32:37	0:32:41
Time like this, you need to talk! A shoulder, an ear...	0:32:41	0:32:44
Get it off your chest, man.	0:32:44	0:32:47
-Speaking in front of a group. -Excellent. In fact, we'll do a list.	0:32:49	0:32:53
Do you know what I find fascinating, an muinteoir? Dreams.	0:32:54	0:32:59
-We'll be doing dreams later, Maurice. -Ah, fabulous. Will we? -We will.	0:32:59	0:33:03
So...public speaking. How does that make us feel, huh? Anyone?	0:33:03	0:33:07
-Vulnerable? -Good.	0:33:07	0:33:09
Shy.	0:33:09	0:33:11
Exposed. Scared.	0:33:11	0:33:14
Powerful!	0:33:17	0:33:18
OK, no. It's just negative things now.	0:33:18	0:33:21
Naked.	0:33:21	0:33:23
Do you ever dream you're naked, an muinteoir?	0:33:23	0:33:25
It's fascinating! Do you ever do that?	0:33:25	0:33:29
OK, what else?	0:33:29	0:33:32
-In command. -Negative things! Come on, now.	0:33:32	0:33:35
-Weak. -Weak. Excellent.	0:33:35	0:33:39
Or you're relieving yourself on O'Connell Street. What does that mean, an muinteoir?	0:33:39	0:33:44
Number twos, like, in a little toilet outside the GPO,	0:33:44	0:33:46
and you're afraid to wipe your bum, cos everybody'd look at you.	0:33:46	0:33:50
-It's fascinating. A laugh, like... -OK, so... -Fascinating.	0:33:50	0:33:54
-What's that, Maurice? -Dreams, an muinteoir!	0:33:54	0:33:56
We're not talking about dreams, you fool!	0:33:56	0:34:00
Did you not hear him? Did you not? A couple of weeks' time, he said!	0:34:00	0:34:03
Can you not wait, you stupid old fool?! What are you?!	0:34:03	0:34:07
-Noeleen! -What are you?! A fool! -Noeleen!	0:34:07	0:34:10
-What do you want? -Give us a ten.	0:34:12	0:34:15
I don't break it up that small any more.	0:34:15	0:34:17
LOUD MUSIC OVER CAR STEREO: "Newgrange" by Clannad	0:34:17	0:34:21
ENGINE STARTS	0:34:23	0:34:26
TYRES SQUEAL	0:34:27	0:34:29
Fuck!	0:34:29	0:34:30
-Out of the way! -Flat-foot fat fuckin' faggot.	0:34:42	0:34:46
Come on, you prick, you! Bow to the inevitable!	0:34:46	0:34:49
Ah! See that, hmm? Even in... What are they?	0:34:49	0:34:52
Even in your Nikes, I'm more nimble.	0:34:52	0:34:55
-Oof! -Me in me heavy Brogans, huh?	0:34:55	0:34:58
What have we got?	0:34:58	0:35:01
We've got money... Quit your wrigglin'!	0:35:02	0:35:05
We've got gear.	0:35:07	0:35:09
Where the fuck is the motor?	0:35:26	0:35:28
Oh, for fuck's sake! Some fuck's after...	0:35:33	0:35:37
Shut the fuck up, you gigglin' whore, you!	0:35:37	0:35:40
Well, when will he be back?	0:35:40	0:35:42
No, no, no, I can't wait that long!	0:35:42	0:35:45
Look, this is bollocks, man, I'm telling you!	0:35:47	0:35:50
My rank, I should not have to deal with this kind of unprofessional...	0:35:50	0:35:54
Ah, fuck it.	0:35:55	0:35:57
-Give me the number of a taxi firm. -CLINKING	0:36:01	0:36:04
That's not what we want, Ben. It's indigestible. It's too hard.	0:36:06	0:36:10
-But it's real, it's true. -I know that. -It's out there!	0:36:10	0:36:13
I'm talking about a world people don't see, the humanity within!	0:36:13	0:36:17
But that's not what I hired you to do. Now,	0:36:17	0:36:21
you wanna use a copper, find some fella helps the homeless	0:36:21	0:36:25
in his spare time. Or one who can juggle!	0:36:25	0:36:28
-He likes Celtic mysticism. -Oh, yeah?	0:36:28	0:36:30
Raithneach, Clannad, artistes like that?	0:36:30	0:36:33
-Fainne Lasta? -All that shit, yeah.	0:36:34	0:36:37
How's that a quirk? The guy knows his music,	0:36:39	0:36:42
but him knowing his music's a far from good enough reason to do him.	0:36:42	0:36:46
-He's too hard and he's too nasty. -But I... -Nasty! Too nasty.	0:36:46	0:36:50
-But... -Softer...	0:36:50	0:36:52
softer, softer.	0:36:52	0:36:55
HE SIGHS	0:36:55	0:36:57
Jerry! What's this I hear you're gonna be on telly?	0:37:00	0:37:03
The truth and nothing but, man. And not in a supporting role, either.	0:37:03	0:37:07
-The subject, I'm gonna be. -Jammy fuckin'... -Leading man. Huh.	0:37:07	0:37:12
-Has nobody any balls these days? -'That's what I said.' -Yeah?	0:37:20	0:37:23
'To his face. I agree with you 100%.'	0:37:23	0:37:27
Ah, feck it. He a faggot? I bet you he is.	0:37:27	0:37:31
One of those fucks that tries too hard to be one of the ladies.	0:37:31	0:37:35
-'I read you.' -Ah, well,	0:37:35	0:37:38
fair play to you, talking to your boss like that. I respect that.	0:37:38	0:37:42
You work your way up, man. Develop your own show.	0:37:42	0:37:46
Call it Hard-As-Nails Cunts or something.	0:37:46	0:37:49
THEN we'll collaborate, huh?	0:37:49	0:37:51
-(SIGHING:) -Yellow-bellied fucks!	0:37:51	0:37:54
Ah, listen, buddy - crime calls.	0:37:55	0:37:57
-I'll catch you again, all right? -'Yeah, catch you, man.'	0:37:57	0:38:02
Motherfuckers!	0:38:05	0:38:07
Do you think people enjoy that attitude? They don't!	0:38:17	0:38:21
Do it again if you want. I'd get your manager to have you fired,	0:38:21	0:38:25
if I could be bothered. You haven't a clue how well-off you are.	0:38:25	0:38:29
Go on! Do it. You know you want to.	0:38:29	0:38:31
SHE TUTS	0:38:31	0:38:32
-Ah! -I've changed my fuckin' mind!	0:38:32	0:38:35
There's a couple of jars smashed in that lane, John. Clear them up.	0:38:38	0:38:42
-It's not my job. It's Thomas's. -Your job is to do what I tell you.	0:38:42	0:38:46
-It's not Dolce Salsa, is it? -It is, yeah.	0:38:46	0:38:49
Can't do it, man. Dolce Salsa makes me sick. All I have to do is smell it...	0:38:49	0:38:53
Move! ..Thomas, wait there!	0:38:53	0:38:55
-There you are. Do it. -OK, man.	0:38:59	0:39:03
-I'm just making a point... -RETCHING	0:39:06	0:39:09
-SPLASHING -For God's sake!	0:39:09	0:39:11
Told you.	0:39:17	0:39:19
-You finished? -RETCHING AND SPLASHING	0:39:19	0:39:22
HE COUGHS	0:39:22	0:39:24
HE SPITS	0:39:25	0:39:28
-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT -Have you finished?	0:39:28	0:39:31
Yeah.	0:39:31	0:39:33
Come with me.	0:39:33	0:39:35
Thomas...clear up that sick before someone slips in it!	0:39:38	0:39:41
Get one thing straight. I am your boss. You do as I say.	0:39:45	0:39:49
Go home. Repeat it. Maybe it'll lodge.	0:39:49	0:39:53
One more incident like this, do you hear me, one more incident,	0:39:53	0:39:56
and I will TCB...	0:39:56	0:40:00
as they say in the States.	0:40:00	0:40:03
I will take...care...of business.	0:40:03	0:40:05
Now, you are here to do as you are told. You are here to work.	0:40:05	0:40:10
So get back out there... and do some.	0:40:10	0:40:13
Come on, Thomas. Move it. If you move it, you won't have to smell it.	0:40:14	0:40:19
-I know that you've been patient... -Stop.	0:40:23	0:40:26
..taking me shopping and everything, the classes...	0:40:26	0:40:30
SHE SIGHS	0:40:30	0:40:32
Well, maybe it's a different kind of boost you need,	0:40:34	0:40:37
something to remind yourself you're attractive, say.	0:40:37	0:40:40
Maybe you need to be chatted up or something. Flirted with...	0:40:40	0:40:44
-pursued. -Wanted, Karen.	0:40:44	0:40:47
That's what it is.	0:40:47	0:40:49
OK, then. Well, let's do something about that!	0:40:49	0:40:54
-Here's one, Ben. -What is it? -It's good.	0:40:55	0:40:59
Like all the other good stuff I've read so far(?)	0:40:59	0:41:02
I'm getting tired of your attitude. You can't choose one, that's fine.	0:41:02	0:41:07
I've chosen one for you.	0:41:07	0:41:09
-Read it, get the lads... and get on it. -But...	0:41:09	0:41:13
It's not up for discussion, Ben.	0:41:13	0:41:16
PHONE RINGS	0:41:24	0:41:26
HOOVER WHINES	0:41:26	0:41:29
Hello?	0:41:32	0:41:34
HOOVER ROARS They want us to go on...	0:41:39	0:41:41
-Huh? -SHE SWITCHES OFF HOOVER They want us to go on telly.	0:41:41	0:41:45
Cos of the accident, the bus. Some man just rang. They want to do an interview.	0:41:45	0:41:50
They said to ring him back if we're interested, you know.	0:41:50	0:41:53
I'm telling you, Jonesy said it's the best place to go.	0:41:55	0:41:59
-Maybe not the best, but the easiest. -If you're desperate.	0:41:59	0:42:03
But I am, John. You know I am.	0:42:03	0:42:05
POUNDING ROCK MUSIC	0:42:05	0:42:08
# Wanna be your lover, lover... #	0:42:11	0:42:15
Jesus Christ!	0:42:21	0:42:23
See? If this is all the competition there is...	0:42:28	0:42:31
And some old ones are cute.	0:42:31	0:42:34
-Not too old. -Where?	0:42:35	0:42:37
This is what Jonesy said. You got to scout about a bit.	0:42:37	0:42:41
I'll meet you in a while.	0:42:48	0:42:50
Pint of Guinness, please.	0:42:55	0:42:58
-You dirty bastard! -Huh?	0:43:13	0:43:15
Fancy a bit of mature, yeah? Look, I know why you're here.	0:43:15	0:43:20
I've got me own business, you know? Fish and chip shop. You like fish?	0:43:24	0:43:30
Some fish.	0:43:30	0:43:32
Not fish and chip fish.	0:43:32	0:43:33
Right.	0:43:33	0:43:35
-You like chips, though? -You know what I like? Onion rings.	0:43:35	0:43:40
Right.	0:43:41	0:43:42
Not the biggest fan of them meself.	0:43:42	0:43:45
It's the only part of my produce I'm not partial to.	0:43:46	0:43:50
Look, I'm not gonna beat around the bush, ladies,	0:43:50	0:43:54
but if we can't be compatible about business...	0:43:54	0:43:57
-Now, him I like. -Who?	0:44:06	0:44:08
-That young guy? -There's two of them.	0:44:08	0:44:11
-If he asks me to dance, will you take his friend? -Noeleen!	0:44:11	0:44:15
Come on! I'd feel silly on my own.	0:44:15	0:44:18
I mean, feck it...a woman my age	0:44:18	0:44:21
in a place like this!	0:44:21	0:44:23
What's the point in lying? That's my philosophy.	0:44:23	0:44:26
The truth!	0:44:26	0:44:28
Life's too short. What was I saying?	0:44:28	0:44:32
Oh, the hormones! Right!	0:44:33	0:44:35
No, it's not the worst thing, because since I've been on them,	0:44:35	0:44:39
I have to say I've been feeling very...you know, very...erotic.	0:44:39	0:44:45
You know what a younger man like yourself lacks?	0:44:45	0:44:49
A bit of mature lovin'. You lack it...	0:44:49	0:44:53
because you don't look for it.	0:44:53	0:44:56
But let me tell you something.	0:44:56	0:44:59
I'm...I'm sporty.	0:44:59	0:45:02
Sporty.	0:45:02	0:45:04
I'm actually... Celia?	0:45:04	0:45:07
We're talking about honesty? I'm actually just waiting on a mate.	0:45:07	0:45:12
Sorry.	0:45:12	0:45:14
OK.	0:45:14	0:45:16
I won't waste any more of your time.	0:45:16	0:45:19
-I found one. -Yeah? What's she like?	0:45:27	0:45:29
-Will you dance with her mate? She's nice. -What's her mate like?	0:45:29	0:45:33
-Which? The right or the left? -The left.	0:45:39	0:45:41
-All right. -The left's mine.	0:45:41	0:45:44
Oh.	0:45:44	0:45:46
All right.	0:45:48	0:45:51
MUSIC: "True" by Spandau Ballet	0:45:51	0:45:55
-I hope you know I've no interest. -Me neither!	0:45:55	0:45:58
So nothing's gonna happen. We're just gonna dance and enjoy it.	0:45:58	0:46:02
And we're going to finish when they finish.	0:46:02	0:46:05
-What's that perfume? -Hey! -I was just...	0:46:06	0:46:09
Hey!	0:46:09	0:46:11
Do you come here often?	0:46:17	0:46:20
Yes?	0:46:21	0:46:23
No?	0:46:23	0:46:25
It's my first time.	0:46:27	0:46:29
I didn't know it'd be... you know, it'd be...	0:46:29	0:46:33
Older people? That's OK.	0:46:33	0:46:36
Well, older than me, say.	0:46:36	0:46:38
You a little shy, Oscar?	0:46:47	0:46:49
I think you are.	0:46:52	0:46:54
I think you're very nice, too.	0:46:55	0:46:58
Would you like to come home with me?	0:47:03	0:47:06
I know. I can't believe I said it, either.	0:47:07	0:47:10
But would you?	0:47:14	0:47:16
# With a thrill in my head	0:47:16	0:47:18
# And a pill on my tongue	0:47:18	0:47:21
# Dissolve the nerves that have just begun... #	0:47:21	0:47:26
Blue Enigma.	0:47:28	0:47:30
My perfume.	0:47:30	0:47:33
Hey! You said...	0:47:34	0:47:37
You said you were waiting on a friend. How dare you?	0:47:39	0:47:42
-If you don't want me, tell me! -Who's this? -Tell me the truth!	0:47:42	0:47:47
-I'm coming here... ..Who are you?! -Nice dancing with you.	0:47:47	0:47:50
I'm coming here long enough not to need these lies...	0:47:50	0:47:55
I'm finished. I'm going to the toilet. Noeleen!	0:47:55	0:47:58
Did you hear what I said earlier on? Long enough not to need these lies.	0:47:58	0:48:02
Do you hear what I'm saying, you big liar?	0:48:02	0:48:06
Oscar, I'm splitting. Do you hear me? Are you all right?	0:48:06	0:48:10
-WOMAN CONTINUES TO RANT -Oh, fuck you! -Fuckin' liar!	0:48:10	0:48:14
TALKING ON TV	0:48:15	0:48:18
So what do you want to do? Want to go out?	0:48:19	0:48:22
-Wouldn't mind staying in. -Again?!	0:48:22	0:48:25
-Why not? -I'm gonna take a bath.	0:48:25	0:48:28
-Can I help? -You can bring me in a glass of wine.	0:48:28	0:48:32
PHONE RINGS Hello?	0:48:48	0:48:51
-Can I speak to Deirdre, please? -'Who's calling?' -It's John.	0:48:51	0:48:55
-John she used to go out with? -'Yeah.'	0:48:56	0:48:59
-I'm sorry. I can't put you on to her. -Why not?	0:49:00	0:49:03
-'You're the competition, aren't you? The ex. -Sam?'	0:49:03	0:49:06
-Who is it? -It's for me, Deirdre.	0:49:06	0:49:09
What is it you want, anyway? You wanna win her back?	0:49:11	0:49:14
-She's not going back. -So what's the problem?	0:49:14	0:49:17
It'd make me uncomfortable. I'm sure you're not the worst, OK,	0:49:17	0:49:21
-but as far as Deirdre's concerned, you're my enemy. -Pal,	0:49:21	0:49:24
-you don't want me as your enemy. -No? -I can make life hard, man.	0:49:24	0:49:29
Talk to me like you're talking, I'll crack your baldy head, man!	0:49:29	0:49:33
'I know you're baldy. I'll be the worst enemy you ever f...'	0:49:33	0:49:36
PHONE RINGS	0:49:40	0:49:43
..You ever fucking had! I'll...	0:49:44	0:49:46
All right, John? Sorry for your troubles, man.	0:49:58	0:50:02
-What? Pint of Guinness, Seamus. -Heard about your break-up.	0:50:02	0:50:05
This is Lehiff. Come and join us. We've got some beers and...	0:50:05	0:50:09
A proposition.	0:50:09	0:50:11
..a proposition we wanna run by you. Potential of a few quid.	0:50:11	0:50:15
Many a quid's potential. Follow us over.	0:50:15	0:50:20
SOFT, ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS	0:50:25	0:50:27
# Who put a candle in the window... #	0:50:28	0:50:31
I need a bit of a lift at the moment, Oscar.	0:50:41	0:50:44
Bit of a pepping up.	0:50:44	0:50:47
Can you pep me up?	0:50:47	0:50:49
Ah, good Jesus!	0:51:00	0:51:02
Look. Rough, man! Bit of pain/pleasure, you know?	0:51:02	0:51:06
Cock's killing me. Me balls, me muscles...	0:51:08	0:51:11
-But I'm energised. -Good!	0:51:11	0:51:14
-I've got a proposition for you. -What? -Some business. Come on.	0:51:14	0:51:17
-I'll tell you on the floor. -Fuck!	0:51:17	0:51:20
-It's me cock, John. -So you said. -I'm telling you!	0:51:20	0:51:24
Pain/pleasure. Fucking aching me, it is.	0:51:24	0:51:27
Yeah. Don't even ask about me balls.	0:51:30	0:51:33
So we hold the girlfriend hostage, say we'll kill her, if he doesn't do as we say.	0:51:38	0:51:42
Drive him to the bank, two of us - the others stay with her -	0:51:42	0:51:45
he gets the money, we let her go.	0:51:45	0:51:48
Wear masks, disguise our identity.	0:51:48	0:51:51
Thing is - this is the sweet, poetic part -	0:51:51	0:51:54
the girlfriend...is Deirdre!	0:51:54	0:51:57
You're jokin'. And the fella's...	0:51:57	0:52:00
Her fella! That's right. The baldy fuck! You on?	0:52:00	0:52:03
-I don't think so! -What? -Why don't you just ring her?	0:52:03	0:52:07
-Tell her you want her back. -That's over! This is the new shit.	0:52:07	0:52:11
-That's risky... -But vengeance, man! It's not about the money.	0:52:11	0:52:15
-Well, it is. But the satisfaction... -That's YOU. YOUR reward. -Come on. -It's too big. No, man!	0:52:15	0:52:21
-And I wouldn't recommend you get involved. -I'm not passing this up!	0:52:21	0:52:25
And if you were any kind of fucking mate...	0:52:25	0:52:28
-What?! Fuck you! -No, fuck you, man!	0:52:28	0:52:31
-If you were any use... -I am use! -..except for fucking fogies...	0:52:31	0:52:35
She's no fogey. She may be older, but she's sporty,	0:52:35	0:52:38
and I'm taking exception to that description!	0:52:38	0:52:41
Granny, she is.	0:52:43	0:52:46
I have to break your face for you, you keep it up.	0:52:46	0:52:48
-You big cock. -You're a cock. -No, you are. Big hairy prick!	0:52:55	0:52:59
Can't get laid by buggers your own age!	0:52:59	0:53:02
-Come here! -Feck me!	0:53:02	0:53:05
-I got you! Give up! -You got me on the wrassling.	0:53:05	0:53:07
-BOTH YELL When I start the karate... -Oscar!	0:53:07	0:53:12
I'm sick of this now. Come on up to Mrs Rooney's office.	0:53:17	0:53:22
Put a stop to this claptrap once and for all.	0:53:22	0:53:26
Henderson!	0:53:31	0:53:33
GASPS	0:53:34	0:53:35
Good shot, man.	0:53:40	0:53:42
APPLAUSE	0:53:42	0:53:45
-Nice one, John! -ALL APPLAUD AND CHEER	0:53:46	0:53:49
Whoo!	0:53:53	0:53:55
Come on! Whoo!	0:53:58	0:54:01
CRASH!	0:54:01	0:54:03
ALL FALL SILENT	0:54:03	0:54:05
Fuckin' eejit!	0:54:05	0:54:07
CASH REGISTER BEEPS	0:54:07	0:54:10
-I'm not going to the hospital. -Mr Henderson has decided	0:54:10	0:54:14
not to involve the police, but we'll have to terminate your employment.	0:54:14	0:54:18
-Have you anything you'd like to say or...? -Go fuck yourselves?	0:54:18	0:54:22
-Hey! -No, Tony, it's about what I expected.	0:54:22	0:54:26
-I'm so sorry it came to this. -You go fuck yourself, too!	0:54:26	0:54:29
-Hey, enough of that, pal! -No, Tony.	0:54:29	0:54:32
-If he hasn't even got the grace or the...originality to... -Fuck yous!	0:54:32	0:54:37
MUSIC: "Don't Wanna Get Over You" by Magnetic Fields	0:54:40	0:54:43
# I don't wanna get over you	0:54:50	0:54:53
# I guess I could take a sleeping pill	0:54:54	0:54:56
# And sleep at will	0:54:56	0:54:58
# And not have to go through what I go through	0:54:58	0:55:02
# I guess I should take Prozac, right	0:55:02	0:55:05
# And just smile all night	0:55:05	0:55:07
# At somebody new	0:55:07	0:55:09
# Somebody not too bright	0:55:09	0:55:11
# But sweet and kind	0:55:11	0:55:13
# Who would try and get you off my mind	0:55:13	0:55:17
# I could leave this agony behind	0:55:17	0:55:21
# Which is just what I'd do	0:55:21	0:55:23
# If I wanted to	0:55:23	0:55:24
# But I don't wanna get over you. #	0:55:24	0:55:28
-Hello. -How you doing? -How are you?	0:55:46	0:55:49
Look at your woman's make-up!	0:55:50	0:55:53
Fuck! Take a chisel to get that off!	0:55:54	0:55:57
-Hey! Yous off the telly? -Yeah. -Put me on.	0:55:59	0:56:03
-No. -Go on, yous pricks. Put me on.	0:56:03	0:56:06
-I'll do a dance for yous. -BOY HUMS	0:56:06	0:56:10
-What d'you think? Riverdance! -Fuck's sake...!	0:56:18	0:56:21
-OK, you all set? -Yeah.	0:56:21	0:56:23
Let's get the heroic angle... the mythic shot.	0:56:24	0:56:28
There's something wrong with the light. Can't we shoot straight on?	0:56:28	0:56:33
There's some sort of a shadow there. I can't seem to get rid of it.	0:56:33	0:56:37
That's not, I don't think, shadow. That's a moustache, Ben.	0:56:37	0:56:42
-That's ruining it, isn't it, Charlie? -Mmm.	0:56:44	0:56:46
Er...sorry, Sally.	0:56:47	0:56:50
-(Do you hear this "mythic shot" shit?) -Step out of shot for a minute.	0:56:50	0:56:54
Just for a minute!	0:56:54	0:56:57
Right, Maura. What happened when the bus went over?	0:57:01	0:57:04
It must've been a surprise. Tell us exactly how you felt.	0:57:04	0:57:08
-KIDS LAUGH -Who the hell...?	0:57:09	0:57:10
Hey!	0:57:10	0:57:12
Look...!	0:57:14	0:57:15
-HE BLOWS OUT DISGUSTEDLY -Actually, Maura,	0:57:19	0:57:23
can we put Sally in for this one? Thanks.	0:57:23	0:57:25
HE SIGHS	0:57:25	0:57:28
Do what you can with the moustache. Lose the low angle if you have to.	0:57:28	0:57:32
I told you, if we shot simply, we'd be home by now. Fuckin' mythic shot!	0:57:32	0:57:36
Sally!	0:57:38	0:57:40
Great.	0:57:40	0:57:41
OK, let's go.	0:57:45	0:57:47
Ah, that's wanton, now.	0:57:52	0:57:55
Condolences, man.	0:57:57	0:57:59
Seriously.	0:58:00	0:58:02
-Me stereo there? -No.	0:58:05	0:58:08
-Me sounds? -No.	0:58:09	0:58:11
At least they had taste, the cunts.	0:58:13	0:58:16
You gonna put this in your film, Jerry?	0:58:16	0:58:19
BOTH SNORT AND GIGGLE	0:58:29	0:58:31
PHONE RINGS	0:58:42	0:58:44
HE SIGHS	0:58:48	0:58:50
-Hello. -'Call yourself a maverick?'	0:58:50	0:58:53
-Yeah. -Then, be one, Ben. Do me anyway.	0:58:53	0:58:58
-What? -Do your own film!	0:58:58	0:59:01
Well, you have access, don't you? Cameras and all that? Sound shit?	0:59:01	0:59:05
-You want to do the underbelly, don't you? You said you did. -I know.	0:59:05	0:59:09
You said you were a maverick. This is how mavericks create!	0:59:09	0:59:12
Outside the system. Oh, yeah!	0:59:12	0:59:15
If you're prepared for that, let's do it.	0:59:15	0:59:19
-If not...well, OK. Fine. -No!	0:59:19	0:59:22
-Be a conformist. -No, I'd like to. It's just... -Yea or nay?	0:59:22	0:59:26
Yea...or nay?	0:59:28	0:59:30
-TV: -'Tonight on Little Big City,	0:59:32	0:59:35
'an accident could have become a catastrophe,	0:59:35	0:59:38
'if it weren't for the intervention of several brave passers-by,	0:59:38	0:59:42
-'one of whom we have here with us. -We felt that... Actually, -I -felt...	0:59:42	0:59:46
'..that the people... that lives were in danger,	0:59:46	0:59:51
'so I...I jumped on top of the bus.	0:59:51	0:59:54
'Well, the bus was on its side, actually, so it wasn't that high	0:59:54	0:59:58
'to jump...on top of the bus.'	0:59:58	1:00:01
-Oh, my God. -What?	1:00:01	1:00:03
Oh, it's horrible, Ma!	1:00:03	1:00:06
'..not on the bus, but in the bus. I saw it from the window.'	1:00:06	1:00:10
'I was frightened there were people dead everywhere,	1:00:10	1:00:13
'but there were just cuts and bruises...'	1:00:13	1:00:16
SHE MOANS	1:00:18	1:00:20
SHE WAILS	1:00:26	1:00:29
-Damn! -Ah, you didn't miss much.	1:00:30	1:00:32
-She's only your sister. -Was she good?	1:00:32	1:00:36
Not really. She was a bit inarticulate, to tell you the truth.	1:00:36	1:00:41
-(SOBBING:) I was shit! -No, you weren't.	1:00:41	1:00:43
My hair was shit! Yes, I was!	1:00:43	1:00:46
My moustache... I AM like Burt Reynolds!	1:00:46	1:00:50
SHE GASPS AND SLAPS HIM	1:00:50	1:00:52
Fuckin' hell!	1:00:52	1:00:55
-Do you mind if we stay in tonight? -What? -I'm knackered. Do you mind?	1:00:55	1:00:59
-Sam...! -Come on. We don't have to go out every night, do we? -Every night?!	1:00:59	1:01:04
SHE SOBS	1:01:04	1:01:07
I pay rent here. I pay your rent on top of my own.	1:01:08	1:01:11
I give you money. I treat you well. Is that not enough?	1:01:11	1:01:14
-It's not what I want! -What DO you want?!	1:01:14	1:01:17
SHE SCREAMS AND SLAPS HIM REPEATEDLY	1:01:17	1:01:21
-Tickles... Tickles! -No! Oh, put me down! -No!	1:01:21	1:01:25
-Sam! -No! -This is not what I'm talking about!	1:01:25	1:01:29
-Ah! Ah! Ah! -SHE SLAPS HIM	1:01:29	1:01:31
'Oh, fuck! What the fuck?!'	1:01:33	1:01:36
-Now, listen. Listen. Fuck this. -I'm sorry...	1:01:36	1:01:40
-This is... -I'm sorry, I... -This is too much!	1:01:40	1:01:43
What's wrong with you?! Jesus!	1:01:43	1:01:46
It was kinky at first, but... Me fucking jaw!	1:01:46	1:01:50
-Don't go, Oscar! Please stay! -Fuck that.	1:01:50	1:01:54
Look, you're better off finding someone into that shit, Noeleen.	1:01:54	1:01:58
-I won't! I won't! I'll stop! -I'll see you again.	1:01:58	1:02:02
Oscar, please... I'll stop!	1:02:02	1:02:05
I'll see you again.	1:02:05	1:02:06
Oscar, I won't. I'll stop!	1:02:06	1:02:09
HE GROANS	1:02:09	1:02:11
Me fuckin' jaw!	1:02:11	1:02:13
DOOR SLAMS	1:02:13	1:02:15
I knew I had it, but I didn't care, cos I didn't see it.	1:02:15	1:02:20
Now I see it! Now I do,	1:02:20	1:02:23
I don't understand why I didn't. It's like I...	1:02:23	1:02:27
I kept it as a badge of mourning or something. I dunno.	1:02:27	1:02:32
Or courage. You've been through the wars, love.	1:02:32	1:02:35
That's true. I've distinguished myself.	1:02:35	1:02:38
BOTH CHUCKLE	1:02:40	1:02:42
What about you, Ma? Have you ever thought about getting married again?	1:02:44	1:02:48
I don't think I could even if I wanted to.	1:02:49	1:02:53
Your father was...	1:02:53	1:02:56
-I dunno. I-I'd feel... -You were betraying him?	1:02:56	1:03:00
No. I think he'd have wanted me to.	1:03:01	1:03:04
It's just...	1:03:04	1:03:06
I still feel close to him, you know?	1:03:06	1:03:09
To have had someone like him in my life that special,	1:03:11	1:03:14
I feel it's enough. And who could ever give me what he gave me?	1:03:14	1:03:19
-What do you mean? -Oh, I dunno.	1:03:19	1:03:22
His love, for one thing.	1:03:22	1:03:25
My home...	1:03:25	1:03:28
the times we had.	1:03:28	1:03:30
We did have times, Sally.	1:03:31	1:03:33
A load of memories.	1:03:33	1:03:36
The children he gave me...	1:03:36	1:03:39
..my beautiful children... With or without moustaches, huh?	1:03:40	1:03:44
I feel blessed by all of that. By you, Sally!	1:03:46	1:03:49
-Oh, Ma... -So why would I want for anything more?	1:03:49	1:03:53
Hmm? I'm serious, love.	1:03:53	1:03:55
I know.	1:03:57	1:03:59
-I've been so lonely, Ma. -Oh, I know you have, baby!	1:04:01	1:04:05
-I know you have! -SHE SOBS	1:04:05	1:04:08
Aw, shh...	1:04:08	1:04:10
It's all right.	1:04:10	1:04:12
Delicious, this. I can feel it doing me good already!	1:04:20	1:04:24
Vitamins and shite. Carbs or whatever.	1:04:24	1:04:27
-I think it's all in the beans. -Do you have any brown sauce?	1:04:27	1:04:31
-Sure. -Or is it the puddin'?	1:04:31	1:04:33
Anyway, what time is it?	1:04:35	1:04:37
It's half-seven. We don't go down till eight.	1:04:37	1:04:41
-That way a knock on the door won't be too strange. -I won't be talking.	1:04:41	1:04:45
-That's right. You nod, whatever. Or grunt. -Write shit down.	1:04:45	1:04:49
DOOR BANGS	1:04:49	1:04:52
There we are.	1:04:54	1:04:56
You scummy fucker!	1:05:01	1:05:04
Want some? It's nice, man!	1:05:04	1:05:06
Go on, give us a shot.	1:05:08	1:05:11
Delicious!	1:05:28	1:05:30
Give us some of that.	1:05:33	1:05:36
It's gorgeous!	1:05:36	1:05:38
You got the gun an' all, Lehiff?	1:05:40	1:05:42
-Mmm. -Give us a look. -Here?! Use your head, man!	1:05:43	1:05:47
-It's not fuckin' bad. -I'm tellin' you, man!	1:05:54	1:05:57
-I'll show yous after, right? -Mmm.	1:05:57	1:06:00
That's fuckin' delish, man!	1:06:05	1:06:08
Be careful, you fuck!	1:06:11	1:06:14
Stick on some sounds, will ya? Get us in the mood. What have you got?	1:06:16	1:06:21
Er, Clannad.	1:06:21	1:06:23
Fuck that! I'll do without.	1:06:23	1:06:25
Here, look at this. I got them in the joke shop,	1:06:25	1:06:29
so's we can drive the bloke to the bank. Anyone looks, they see real people,	1:06:29	1:06:33
-but not the right people. -Clever!	1:06:33	1:06:36
Believe it! For this shite, you've got to be Stephen fucking Hawking.	1:06:36	1:06:40
Hawkings. Which is it?	1:06:41	1:06:43
-Hawkings. -Hawking.	1:06:43	1:06:46
MUSIC: "Newgrange" by Clannad	1:06:50	1:06:53
ALL SING ALONG UNCERTAINLY WITH GAELIC CHORUS	1:06:58	1:07:03
# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo	1:07:08	1:07:11
# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo... #	1:07:11	1:07:15
Where's your sis, Cathal?	1:07:18	1:07:19
Why? She gonna be on this?	1:07:19	1:07:22
-What would she do to get on? -She'd do anything you want.	1:07:22	1:07:26
To the camera. To the camera, Cathal.	1:07:26	1:07:29
-Would she give me a ridin'? -She might. -The whore!	1:07:29	1:07:32
She's not a whore.	1:07:32	1:07:34
# ..Forgotten is the race that no-one knows... #	1:07:34	1:07:38
This is Wayne, Ben.	1:07:38	1:07:40
Dealer. He isn't doing much at the moment on account of surveillance.	1:07:40	1:07:45
That's right. Can't even take a shit in peace.	1:07:45	1:07:48
Reckon he's done the odd drive-by, as well.	1:07:48	1:07:51
IMITATES GUNFIRE	1:07:51	1:07:54
That'd be telling, Jerry!	1:07:55	1:07:57
What's this? A...A film?	1:07:57	1:08:00
Fuckin' scumbag.	1:08:00	1:08:02
It's a documentary.	1:08:02	1:08:05
About what?	1:08:05	1:08:07
About scumbags.	1:08:07	1:08:09
So...tell the camera what it's like dealing death for a living.	1:08:13	1:08:17
Go on! Feeding filth to these poor addicts.	1:08:20	1:08:23
Fuckhole!	1:08:23	1:08:26
Are you looking for a shot, man?	1:08:29	1:08:31
Dislodge the champion off his podium?	1:08:33	1:08:36
-Reckon I can do it, Jerry. -JERRY SIGHS	1:08:36	1:08:39
-You getting this, Ben? -Reckon I can whup ya!	1:08:42	1:08:45
See what I mean?	1:09:14	1:09:16
Scum!	1:09:16	1:09:18
It's the only thing they understand.	1:09:23	1:09:26
Jesus!	1:09:30	1:09:32
How are you?	1:09:39	1:09:41
Who is it, Deirdre?	1:09:41	1:09:44
These lads'll go with Sam, and me, the dangerous fuck, will stay with you,	1:09:45	1:09:50
all right? ..Good. ..OK, Sam?	1:09:50	1:09:54
Good. All right!	1:09:59	1:10:01
I won't.	1:10:11	1:10:13
-I will. -All right, let's go!	1:10:21	1:10:23
What the fuck do you see in a fogey like that anyway, huh?	1:10:33	1:10:37
Can't say he'd be too energetic sack-wise.	1:10:40	1:10:43
You can answer me.	1:10:43	1:10:46
That chick's a bit young for you, isn't she?	1:10:48	1:10:50
What'd she be? 25, 26?	1:10:50	1:10:53
And gorgeous!	1:10:53	1:10:56
Suppose it's the old wage, though, isn't it?	1:10:56	1:10:59
That'd attract them, all right.	1:10:59	1:11:02
I tell you what, though, despite her material wants...	1:11:03	1:11:07
I'm talking about me own wife here now,	1:11:07	1:11:09
she has them.	1:11:09	1:11:12
..me and her is based on more than that.	1:11:12	1:11:15
Snuggle her at night, get the old belly-flutts.	1:11:15	1:11:20
HE SIGHS	1:11:20	1:11:22
Does your woman give you that? ..No?	1:11:22	1:11:26
Or more to the point, do you give her it?	1:11:26	1:11:29
-You own this place? -No.	1:11:31	1:11:34
Rent, huh? I wouldn't mind owning somewhere like here, now.	1:11:34	1:11:38
It's not the best, but for a man of my humble wants, you know...	1:11:38	1:11:43
Is that a wok I see?	1:11:44	1:11:46
It's very nice!	1:11:52	1:11:54
Are they worth getting? Do you find you have much use for it?	1:11:54	1:11:59
I suppose.	1:11:59	1:12:01
I've been eyeing a few kitchen appliances, you know? Woks,	1:12:01	1:12:05
blenders... Feel it's time I domesticated meself a bit.	1:12:05	1:12:08
Wok-ed me own grub instead of always ordering in.	1:12:08	1:12:12
-What oil do you use? I hear olive's the best. -Well,	1:12:12	1:12:15
-that's what I use. -Right.	1:12:15	1:12:18
And what, you know, are the advantages it has above, say...	1:12:18	1:12:23
chip-pan oil or...?	1:12:23	1:12:25
Hey!	1:12:26	1:12:28
-You fuckin' idiot! -Argh!	1:12:32	1:12:35
Get back in there and make me some tea.	1:12:35	1:12:38
SHE SOBS Go on!	1:12:38	1:12:40
All right! Go on. Go.	1:12:41	1:12:44
Did you mean that, Mick?	1:13:06	1:13:09
What you said about the missus? About gettin' the flutts an' all?	1:13:11	1:13:15
Oh, yeah! Did you think I didn't?	1:13:15	1:13:18
True love, man! If you feel it, you feel it.	1:13:20	1:13:23
What d'you think?	1:13:25	1:13:27
Yeah.	1:13:27	1:13:29
You feel it?	1:13:31	1:13:33
Huh?	1:13:33	1:13:35
With Deirdre, man.	1:13:35	1:13:37
I do.	1:13:39	1:13:41
It gets me in here.	1:13:45	1:13:47
Yeah.	1:13:47	1:13:49
That's where it gets you, all right.	1:13:51	1:13:53
Try and fuck with me?!	1:13:55	1:13:57
Have to watch you like a vulture.	1:13:59	1:14:01
Don't want sugar. Get me brown sauce.	1:14:07	1:14:10
-B-Brown sauce? -Something wrong with that, is there?	1:14:10	1:14:14
It's the new fuckin' business, sure! Everyone's doing it.	1:14:16	1:14:22
Had a bad old morning, huh?	1:14:25	1:14:28
Hi, Sally!	1:14:38	1:14:40
-Hey. Should you not be in work? -I took the day off.	1:14:40	1:14:44
Thinking of leaving altogether, actually.	1:14:44	1:14:47
-Yeah? -Yeah. It's pissing me off, you know?	1:14:47	1:14:49
-What about yourself? -Well, it's my birthday next week.	1:14:49	1:14:53
-Yeah? Happy birthday. -Thanks.	1:14:53	1:14:56
And my mother got me one of those mall vouchers.	1:14:56	1:14:59
You know, you can use it in any shop, yeah.	1:14:59	1:15:03
So I'm gonna get a make-over. Nice massage.	1:15:03	1:15:06
-Treat yourself, huh? -Bit of a facial. Exactly. Yeah.	1:15:06	1:15:10
Get my moustache waxed.	1:15:10	1:15:12
What moustache?	1:15:12	1:15:13
-Oscar, come on. -There's a bit of hair,	1:15:13	1:15:16
but it's hardly a ronnie, man. A bit of bleaching's all that needs.	1:15:16	1:15:21
-Hmm. -Do you want a coffee?	1:15:21	1:15:23
I was just on my way up to you.	1:15:24	1:15:27
What's up with your phone? Is it broke?	1:15:27	1:15:30
And more to the point... Slow down a second!	1:15:30	1:15:33
-More to the point, where were you last night? -Leave me alone, Karen.	1:15:33	1:15:37
What? Oh, I get you.	1:15:37	1:15:40
This new man in your life, is that it?	1:15:40	1:15:43
Now that everything's peaches and cream, it's dump your friends?! Leave them hanging?!	1:15:43	1:15:47
Is that it? Stop a second, will you, for fuck's sake!	1:15:47	1:15:51
Is that the explanation? After all the effort I've put into you,	1:15:51	1:15:56
the time I've spent, the... Stop, I said!	1:15:56	1:15:59
Get your fucking maulers off me!	1:15:59	1:16:02
SHE SOBS	1:16:02	1:16:04
Look! Look at this!	1:16:04	1:16:07
Oh, man, it's bulgin'!	1:16:10	1:16:13
Prepare to be rich, huh?	1:16:16	1:16:18
Prepare to fuckin'...	1:16:18	1:16:21
CAR HORN BLARES	1:16:30	1:16:33
Where the fuck is he going?	1:16:37	1:16:40
Sam!	1:16:46	1:16:48
What the fuck...?!	1:16:48	1:16:51
-Who's that? -I'm sorry!	1:16:51	1:16:53
The bag! Where's the bag?	1:16:53	1:16:55
What the fuck...? It's some chick!	1:16:55	1:16:58
-She's vicious, man! -Argh!	1:16:58	1:17:01
She's an animal! Milling into the fucker!	1:17:02	1:17:05
-Are you OK? -I'm sorry, Noeleen! -Are you OK?	1:17:05	1:17:08
Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK.	1:17:08	1:17:11
Retaliate, you dope! Grab the bag, stand the fuck up and...	1:17:11	1:17:15
Aw, mate!	1:17:15	1:17:18
-Get off me! -Cops. Skates, man! Skedaddle, will you? Jesus!	1:17:18	1:17:22
ENGINE REVS	1:17:22	1:17:25
-Get off him. Come on. -Calm down, madam.	1:17:41	1:17:44
-I don't believe it. Who was that? -I don't fucking know.	1:17:49	1:17:53
That's it, now. All that risk,	1:17:53	1:17:57
that work, for nothing! I promised Cathy a shed out the back.	1:17:57	1:18:01
What the fuck do I tell her now? You know, store your shovels and shit,	1:18:01	1:18:06
your lawnmower...	1:18:06	1:18:08
What the fuck?!	1:18:08	1:18:11
That's the little fucker who stoned me bus!	1:18:11	1:18:15
-So? We've got to get back, man! -Fuck that.	1:18:15	1:18:18
-What do you mean?! What about Deirdre? -You're the one that loves her.	1:18:18	1:18:21
You go back. I've me own mission here!	1:18:21	1:18:24
Mick!	1:18:25	1:18:27
Right. He's movin'.	1:18:28	1:18:31
Looking for love...it's tough.	1:18:33	1:18:36
It is.	1:18:36	1:18:38
-How did we get on to this? -Dunno.	1:18:38	1:18:41
-And it's frightening. -Lot of bad decisions you can make.	1:18:42	1:18:46
Lot of wrong turns. Exactly. Potential for heartbreak. For hurt.	1:18:46	1:18:52
-But you persevere. -You reckon?	1:18:53	1:18:57
Ah, yeah. You got to, do you not think?	1:18:57	1:18:59
No, I do. I mean, what else is there?	1:18:59	1:19:04
Exactly. What the fuck else is there?	1:19:04	1:19:06
MUSIC: "Disappearing Act" by Ron Sexsmith	1:19:06	1:19:09
# Some say you've got to lose to win	1:19:15	1:19:19
# Any moment now	1:19:19	1:19:21
# Our luck could stumble in	1:19:21	1:19:23
# And claim us at the lost and found	1:19:24	1:19:27
# And help us all	1:19:27	1:19:29
# Get our feet back on the ground	1:19:29	1:19:32
# Disappearing act	1:19:32	1:19:35
# I want my money back	1:19:35	1:19:39
# Disappearing act	1:19:40	1:19:43
# Something warned us long ago... #	1:19:43	1:19:46
Who is it?	1:19:47	1:19:50
What's going on?	1:20:00	1:20:02
What the fuck does this mean? Where's you-know-who?	1:20:04	1:20:08
Are you fuckin' around here? What's goin' on, man?	1:20:08	1:20:11
She got out of order. Who's this crazy old 'un?	1:20:18	1:20:21
Fuck that! Fuck her! Where is everyone?!	1:20:25	1:20:28
Don't write it! Tell me! Give me that. ..I'm a prick?!	1:20:28	1:20:31
YOU'RE a prick! If this is fucked up, I wanna know how!	1:20:31	1:20:36
I said talk now, man! Who's got the money?	1:20:36	1:20:39
-Why'd you hit her? -Cos she's a cunt! -(John...!)	1:20:39	1:20:42
-Tell me! You'll have to blow your cover! -John?!	1:20:42	1:20:46
Shut up or I'll smack you again! ..And don't give me this mad old shit!	1:20:46	1:20:49
Tell me!	1:20:49	1:20:51
GUNSHOT AND JOHN GASPS	1:20:54	1:20:56
Ah, fuck! Look what you're after makin' me do!	1:20:58	1:21:01
Ah, fuck this! DOOR SLAMS	1:21:03	1:21:06
John!	1:21:06	1:21:09
John! Are you all right?!	1:21:09	1:21:12
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!	1:21:12	1:21:15
Jesus, I'm late. They said they'd a cancellation for ten. But if I miss that...	1:21:15	1:21:20
-You'd better hurry. -It's great to see you, Oscar.	1:21:20	1:21:23
Come here. If you wanna leave your job, you know what I say?	1:21:23	1:21:27
Leave your fucking job. Go somewhere you're treated right.	1:21:27	1:21:31
Oh, and, er...thanks for the coffee.	1:21:34	1:21:37
Sally?	1:21:40	1:21:42
Do you wanna go out some night?	1:21:43	1:21:46
-We have a hit, huh? -Yeah.	1:21:50	1:21:53
-Respect, man. From one maverick to another, congrat... -ENGINE ROARS	1:21:53	1:21:57
# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo... #	1:21:57	1:22:00
Get in!	1:22:00	1:22:02
-What? -We're not finished yet. Come on!	1:22:02	1:22:05
-Ever been in a high-speed pursuit? -No.	1:22:09	1:22:12
Buckle up and get filmin'!	1:22:12	1:22:15
# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo	1:22:17	1:22:19
# Rum de rum 'rud a Derimo, oh... #	1:22:19	1:22:22
Of all the cunts...!	1:22:24	1:22:26
-Wah! -This is where we separate the men...	1:22:30	1:22:33
from the faggots. Film me when I talk, man!	1:22:33	1:22:37
Oh, come on, ya fuck, you!	1:22:37	1:22:40
Is that all you got?	1:22:41	1:22:43
That your best?	1:22:45	1:22:47
Bollocks!	1:22:47	1:22:49
After costin' me my job...	1:22:57	1:23:00
-Fuck, where's he going? -Are you filming me?	1:23:10	1:23:13
He's going to the country. ..You're out of your element now, pal!	1:23:15	1:23:20
So are we, Jerry.	1:23:20	1:23:21
Shut the fuck up.	1:23:21	1:23:23
I am gonna nab you directly.	1:23:29	1:23:31
I'm right behind you, you little fuck!	1:23:38	1:23:41
Fuck!	1:23:45	1:23:46
TYRES SQUEAL	1:23:46	1:23:48
SHEEP BLEAT	1:23:50	1:23:53
CREAKING	1:23:55	1:23:58
-CREAKING -Ah... Ah!	1:24:06	1:24:09
I won't hurt you. Come here!	1:24:11	1:24:14
Step on the bumper! Put your weight on it, so I can climb back.	1:24:27	1:24:32
-CREAKING -Please!	1:24:35	1:24:38
Sorry, sheep.	1:24:46	1:24:48
Got to put you down, man.	1:24:48	1:24:51
GUNSHOT	1:24:52	1:24:54
Out of your misery.	1:24:55	1:24:57
It was you, you fuck! You stole me motor!	1:24:59	1:25:02
You shouldn't have pissed on me legs, man!	1:25:02	1:25:05
Ah, fuck's sake... And me sounds, man!	1:25:05	1:25:08
Shit sounds!	1:25:08	1:25:10
You were playin' them, fuckhole.	1:25:10	1:25:13
Hear this fuckin' hypocrite, huh?	1:25:15	1:25:17
Anyway, the power of certain artistes...	1:25:17	1:25:20
is beyond the ken of cunts like you.	1:25:20	1:25:23
You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man.	1:25:23	1:25:28
Yes, I do.	1:25:28	1:25:29
Ooh...	1:25:29	1:25:31
Oh, that's a brave fuckin' statement!	1:25:31	1:25:34
Would you like the chance to back that up, eh?	1:25:34	1:25:38
Huh?	1:25:38	1:25:40
You and me.	1:25:45	1:25:47
Hand to hand.	1:25:48	1:25:51
You win...	1:25:51	1:25:53
I let you go.	1:25:53	1:25:55
OK.	1:25:57	1:25:59
Are you getting this, Ben? Ben, come on!	1:25:59	1:26:02
This episode'll be entitled... Personal Justice.	1:26:02	1:26:06
Right? Right, come on. Come on, you scumbag, you.	1:26:07	1:26:11
Oh.	1:26:13	1:26:16
Good lad.	1:26:29	1:26:32
BOY LAUGHS	1:26:33	1:26:35
Argh! FUCK...!	1:26:35	1:26:37
TWO GUNSHOTS	1:26:37	1:26:39
Jerry! Jerry!	1:26:42	1:26:44
RUNNING FOOTSTEPS THEN GUNSHOT	1:26:44	1:26:46
GUNSHOT	1:26:46	1:26:48
-TV CHATTER FADING UP -'..Over 80 miles an hour.	1:26:53	1:26:55
'A chase which ended here with the destruction of livestock,	1:26:55	1:26:59
'a vicious shootout and the loss of a life.	1:26:59	1:27:02
'Detective Jerry Lynch, a 15-year veteran	1:27:02	1:27:05
-'of the Garda Siochana...' -Was it the money?	1:27:05	1:27:08
-No. -To hurt me?	1:27:08	1:27:11
-Deirdre... -Him? -Maybe a little bit.	1:27:11	1:27:13
-I dunno. -You were an idiot, John, always!	1:27:13	1:27:16
-I know. -Always the same shitter, ever since I've known you!	1:27:16	1:27:20
Taking the long way to get what you want	1:27:20	1:27:23
and fucking everything up on the way.	1:27:23	1:27:25
-Anything but ask, huh? -I might be refused!	1:27:25	1:27:28
Anything but say what you need. You have to take that chance!	1:27:28	1:27:32
And you're right. You might be refused, but on the other hand...	1:27:32	1:27:37
-You know? -Uh-huh. -Might's not definite, is it?	1:27:37	1:27:41
It's a vague enough term at best.	1:27:41	1:27:44
Tell me what you need, John!	1:27:47	1:27:50
Hey, fuckhole, look at you! Give us a look.	1:27:52	1:27:56
-See you, John. -Sure, it's only a flesh wound.	1:27:58	1:28:01
So, action fuckin' central, huh? So, tell us about it.	1:28:02	1:28:06
JOHN TUTS AND SIGHS	1:28:06	1:28:08
-John! -Hmm?	1:28:11	1:28:13
Come on, man. Tell!	1:28:13	1:28:15
'Shit happens you can't change. You've got to deal with it, adapt.	1:28:15	1:28:20
'Other shit, though, you have the choice,'	1:28:20	1:28:23
the means to improve your situation. That's what you do, don't you?	1:28:23	1:28:26
-You do. -Try to make yourself happy.	1:28:26	1:28:29
This is philosophy, George. This...is life! Come on!	1:28:29	1:28:34
More!	1:28:38	1:28:40
Ah... Succour, you know?	1:28:43	1:28:46
Satisfaction.	1:28:46	1:28:48
I mean...take me, for example. My handicap.	1:28:48	1:28:52
What you might call my handi...	1:28:52	1:28:54
Snap. Hey! Snap!	1:28:54	1:28:57
-Hey. -What's up, man?	1:29:02	1:29:04
-I'm brickin'. -Relax. If they haven't got you yet,	1:29:04	1:29:08
they're not gonna. What you say at the hospital?	1:29:08	1:29:10
That I was mugged and dumped in the canal. Filed a report.	1:29:10	1:29:14
-So keep the cool, we'll be hunky. -What about Deirdre?	1:29:14	1:29:17
Ah, she won't say anything, you know?	1:29:17	1:29:20
No! What about her and you, man? Have yous finished your little intermission?	1:29:20	1:29:27
CRASH!	1:29:27	1:29:28
-Hey! -What?	1:29:28	1:29:31
I'll race you. Think you're the king on wheels?	1:29:31	1:29:34
-I'm the king round here! -Fine. -Me!	1:29:34	1:29:36
You chicken, pal? Huh?	1:29:36	1:29:39
You afraid to face the king?	1:29:39	1:29:42
-Because you're not, you know. -Not what? -The king! You may be the prince...	1:29:43	1:29:48
SOUNDTRACK PLAYS BACKWARDS	1:29:48	1:29:51
'Jerry! Jerry!'	1:29:52	1:29:55
Ah!	1:30:00	1:30:02
Argh!	1:30:02	1:30:03
KNOCK AT DOOR	1:30:31	1:30:34
Come in.	1:30:36	1:30:38
Hi.	1:30:46	1:30:47
Hi, Jerry.	1:30:47	1:30:49
-Did you, er...see me on the News? -Yeah.	1:30:52	1:30:56
-Detective hero! -Yeah, I know. Come here.	1:30:56	1:31:00
The way it was told... is the way it has to be.	1:31:01	1:31:04
I know.	1:31:04	1:31:06
-You saved my life. -Hey... -YOU'RE the hero, Ben.	1:31:06	1:31:09
No, I mean it!	1:31:09	1:31:11
As a token of my respect - no, fuck that! - my admiration...	1:31:12	1:31:17
I want you to have these.	1:31:17	1:31:19
-Wow! Fainne Lasta! -You've earned them.	1:31:24	1:31:27
A warrior soul, Ben. A kindred soul.	1:31:29	1:31:33
I'd better go empty me colostomy bag.	1:31:44	1:31:47
-We'll meet again, no doubt. -Yeah. On the streets, huh?	1:31:52	1:31:56
On the streets.	1:31:57	1:32:00
Can I, er...	1:32:06	1:32:09
can I talk to you for a sec? ..Hey, Maura.	1:32:09	1:32:12
-Hello, John. -Can I talk to you?	1:32:12	1:32:15
Sure.	1:32:15	1:32:17
If you don't shut up, I WILL race you.	1:32:22	1:32:25
-< -I'll show you! Come on!	1:32:27	1:32:30
I just want to say a couple of things to you.	1:32:30	1:32:33
-I'm not asking for anything, so don't feel any pressure. -OK.	1:32:33	1:32:37
Just...listen.	1:32:37	1:32:40
This is a list of things that I want...	1:32:40	1:32:44
and have wanted for a long time.	1:32:44	1:32:47
Straight from the heart, no fucking around.	1:32:47	1:32:50
To be with you.	1:32:50	1:32:53
To live with you...	1:32:53	1:32:56
and to...eventually, you know...	1:32:56	1:33:00
to marry you.	1:33:00	1:33:01
to have your child	1:33:01	1:33:03
or...	1:33:03	1:33:05
-For me to have yours? -Yes.	1:33:05	1:33:08
-All my children, however many. Three, four... -Go on.	1:33:08	1:33:12
To grow old with you.	1:33:12	1:33:15
To know - and that's the main thing...	1:33:16	1:33:20
To know, all right...	1:33:20	1:33:23
..that you feel the same.	1:33:24	1:33:26
That's it.	1:33:29	1:33:32
Uh-huh.	1:33:33	1:33:35
How hard was that?!	1:33:36	1:33:38
Hard enough.	1:33:38	1:33:41
Well, I DO feel the same.	1:33:43	1:33:45
Well, hey...	1:33:48	1:33:51
-What's wrong? -Not in front of your ma.	1:33:56	1:33:59
You fuckin' prude!	1:33:59	1:34:02
THEY don't mind!	1:34:03	1:34:05
-Will you ever cheat on me? -Never.	1:34:12	1:34:15
-Will you take care of me? -Always.	1:34:15	1:34:17
-Will you ever neglect me? -No.	1:34:17	1:34:20
-Raise a hand to me? -No! -Take a shit on me?	1:34:20	1:34:23
Do you want me to?	1:34:23	1:34:26
-< -I have had enough of you!	1:34:26	1:34:28
SHOUTING	1:34:28	1:34:31
THEY ALL SHOUT	1:34:31	1:34:33
On your marks...get set...go!	1:34:33	1:34:36
Where are you? Where are you, you grumbling old piece of shite?	1:34:36	1:34:41
-ALL YELL -Here we go!	1:34:41	1:34:44
Come on, you old fucker!	1:34:44	1:34:47
-Someone give us a push! -CRASH! -Me leg!	1:34:47	1:34:50
Ah, Jesus! Ah, fuck, man!	1:34:50	1:34:53
Where is he?	1:34:53	1:34:56
Default! There was an obstacle!	1:34:56	1:34:59
I am the king! Yes! Do you see this?!	1:34:59	1:35:02
Do you see this?!	1:35:02	1:35:05
I am...the king...of the land!	1:35:05	1:35:07
The king of the Republic of Ireland!	1:35:07	1:35:11
-Hah! Saw you on the box, love. -Yeah?	1:35:11	1:35:14
-You were shite. -Thank you very much!	1:35:14	1:35:17
Thank you and thank you, because you are outta here.	1:35:17	1:35:22
CHEERING	1:35:22	1:35:24
So...you and Sally, man? Who'd have thought?	1:35:24	1:35:27
I fuckin' love her, man. Wait till I tell you what we did last night...	1:35:27	1:35:31
-No. Don't, man. For fuck's sake... -Aye, you're right.	1:35:31	1:35:35
Keep it to myself, I will. Cherish it.	1:35:35	1:35:38
-That's it. -Relish it, I will.	1:35:38	1:35:40
Aha.	1:35:40	1:35:42
-So, you relish being out of a job? -Fuckin' right! No gettin' up,	1:35:42	1:35:47
-no taking orders... -No Henderson! -That's the best bit -	1:35:47	1:35:51
-being free of that fuck! -Absolutely.	1:35:51	1:35:54
-Are you off, Mr Henderson? -I am indeed, Mrs Rooney.	1:35:54	1:35:57
A little R&R, as they say in the States.	1:35:57	1:36:00
Isn't it lucky for some?	1:36:00	1:36:03
I...am the boss.	1:36:06	1:36:08
I have authority.	1:36:08	1:36:11
You are the minion.	1:36:12	1:36:14
You are beneath.	1:36:14	1:36:16
I have the power.	1:36:18	1:36:21
What do I have? ..I didn't get that. Speak up! What do I have?	1:36:21	1:36:26
That's right.	1:36:28	1:36:30
That's absolutely...	1:36:30	1:36:33
What the fuck...?!	1:36:34	1:36:37
# I fought fate, there's blood	1:36:37	1:36:40
# On the garden gate	1:36:40	1:36:42
# The man said childhood	1:36:42	1:36:44
# It's in his childhood	1:36:44	1:36:48
# One day I'll die	1:36:48	1:36:50
# The choice will not be mine	1:36:50	1:36:53
# Will it be too late?	1:36:53	1:36:56
# You can't fight it	1:36:56	1:37:00
# I was of a feeling it was out of control	1:37:00	1:37:03
# I had the opinion it was out of control... #	1:37:03	1:37:06
-'Where the hell is it? -Just do it manually.'	1:37:11	1:37:14
-Are you sitting on it? -Just do it manually!	1:37:14	1:37:18
This is good.	1:37:24	1:37:26
TINKLY THEME MUSIC	1:37:26	1:37:29
Oh, no. I saw this one. Something else.	1:37:29	1:37:32
Is it under you?!	1:37:32	1:37:34
-HE SURFS CHANNELS -Keep going. Come on.	1:37:44	1:37:47
No. Back one.	1:37:47	1:37:49
-Back one. -SAME TINKLY THEME MUSIC	1:37:49	1:37:53
-COLIN FARRELL SINGS: -# Breaking rocks in the hot sun	1:38:07	1:38:10
# I fought the law and the the law won	1:38:10	1:38:13
# I fought the law and the the law won	1:38:13	1:38:16
# I needed money cos I had none	1:38:16	1:38:19
# I fought the law and the the law won	1:38:19	1:38:22
# I fought the law and the the law won	1:38:22	1:38:25
# I left my baby and it feels so bad	1:38:25	1:38:28
# I guess my race is run	1:38:28	1:38:30
# She's the best girl that I've ever had	1:38:31	1:38:34
# I fought the law and the the law won	1:38:34	1:38:37
-# I fought the law and the... # -CRASHING GUITAR SOLO	1:38:37	1:38:41
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