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(CHURCH BELLS RING) | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Now a reading from the letter of St Paul to the Philippians. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:25 | |
Brothers and sisters, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
as long as in every way, whether in pretence or in truth, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
Christ is being proclaimed... | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
'In catholic school, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
they taught us that Jesus died for our sins.' | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
'With his blood, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
He made the ultimate sacrifice - | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
giving his life.' | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
'In Brooklyn, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
we learned of another sacrifice...' | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Heads. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
'Taking a life.' | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
'I guess you can call this my confession.' | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
'Except, I'm not asking for forgiveness.' | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
'That's Bobby, one of my two best friends, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
the sweetest guy in the world, but a legendary cheapskate.' | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
'This is Carmine. Great guy but incredibly vain, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
even as a kid.' | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
'This, of course, is me.' | 0:01:45 | 0:01:50 | |
'OK, I know what you're thinking.' | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
'How could I steal from a church collection plate?' | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
'Well, I knew stealing was supposed to be a sin, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
but I learned to live by a different set of rules.' | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
# Please allow me to introduce myself | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
# I'm a man of wealth and taste | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
# I've been around For a long, long year | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
# Stole many a man's soul and faith | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
# And I was round when Jesus Christ | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
# Had his moment of doubt and pain | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
# Made damn sure that Pilate | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
# Washed his hands And sealed his fate | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Piece of shit! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
# Pleased to meet you | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
-# Hope you guess my name -Get up! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Get up! Do you hear me? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
# But what's puzzling you is the | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
# Nature of my game | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
God fucking help you, Donny, if I find out you lied to me! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
# I stuck around St Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change | 0:02:53 | 0:02:59 | |
Boo! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
# Killed the Tsar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain | 0:03:00 | 0:03:06 | |
-What's your name? -Carmine Mancuso. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Your mother Italian? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
# Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
# Oh, yeah # | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
I gotta go take a leak, alright? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Don't get lost. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Man, these uniforms suck. They should let us wear bell-bottoms. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
What, like Keith Partridge? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Nah, that guy's a queer. Him and that redheaded kid. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, man! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Guys! Come here! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
(SHOUTS) | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Oh, fuck. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Whoa. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
-Whoa. Let me see. -No way, man. It's mine! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
(WHIMPERING) | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
What are you doing? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Hey, puppy! Aw, look. You OK? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
-He's cute. -Ooh, sharp teeth! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
-What should we do with him? -Nothing. I'm keeping him. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Well, you're a spunky one, aren't ya? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
This is creepy, guys. Let's get outta here. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
'Bobby did end up keeping the dog. And Carmine kept the lighter.' | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
'As for me, you can bet your ass I kept that gun.' | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
# "Walk Of Life" - Dire Straits | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
'By 1985, we were all grown up and still close as ever.' | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
'Carmine had fallen in love.' | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
'With himself.' | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
'I mean, if you told the guy to go fuck himself, | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
he'd actually consider it.' | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
'Bobby was still a sweetheart, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
living at home, and cheap as ever, | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
throwing quarters around like they were manhole covers.' | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Come on, Sparky. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
'As for me, | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
despite the fact that I was basically a neighbourhood fuck-up, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
I had somehow managed to scam my way into Columbia.' | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
'Me, a jerk-off from Brooklyn, in the Ivy League.' | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
'And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I was stupid.' | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
'I loved to read, and was a pretty good writer, too.' | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
'For me, school was a way out of the neighbourhood, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
a chance to be something.' | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
'I figured, with my natural ability to bullshit | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
and near-total lack of conscience, I should be a lawyer.' | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
'My plan was to buy a big house in Westchester, | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
where I'd play tennis and water polo, shit like that.' | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Hey! What are you, fuckin' blind? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
'But in my neighbourhood, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
it was better to keep ambitions like water polo to yourself.' | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
Just valet it! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
20 minutes looking for a spot, you cheap cocksucker. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-I'm not cheap. -If you saw a sign saying "Free slaps in the face", | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
you'd be the first on line. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
(THUMPING BASS) | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-Oh, my God. -Whoa. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
-We gotta park. -Park? They got valet! -It's a rip-off. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Look at that ass over there. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-That's a guy, Bobby. Come on. -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
-That really is a guy! -That's not a guy. You guys are crazy! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-Pretty good, Bobby, we're, like, 19 miles away. -We'll get some exercise. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
I need exercise? I did 200 push-ups today. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Was he happy? -Was who happy? -The guy underneath you! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
-(LAUGHS) -What are you laughing at with those fucking shoes? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-They're penny loafers. -I know. My grandfather has the same ones. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-It's called a classic look, asshole. -Classic? -It never goes out of style, | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
-unlike that sweater. -Cardigans are back, my friend. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Please, you look like the Italian Fred MacMurray. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Before My Three Sons, Fred MacMurray used to be in movies. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Who gives a shit? -Double indemnity, it's a good movie. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Fuck Fred MacMurray, OK? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Mike, you got a 20 you could lend me? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
-Till Tuesday, come on. -What happens Tuesday? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I'll give you another excuse till Wednesday. Come on, please? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
'Bobby never passed a church without saying a prayer, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
a habit beaten into him by overzealous nuns.' | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-Fuckin' hump. -'Apparently, they hadn't beaten Carmine hard enough.' | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Hail Mary, Mother of God, I know this is asking a lot, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
but do you think you could help these losers get laid tonight? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
That's really fucked, Carmine. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Yeah, you're praying to a virgin to get us laid. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
You know you're both going to hell? Both of yous, hell. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Father Canzoneri. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
'In our neighbourhood, Pastels was the place to hang.' | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Jesus Christ, look at all these broads! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
It's like the museum of pussy in here. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-Petey. -Hey, Carmine. What's up? -Is your sister here? -Yeah. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-Nice sweater. Fred MacMurray used to be in movies! -Don't listen to him. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
-I thought you were gonna call me. -I lost your number. I'll call you. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-Asshole! -Come on, man! -Come on, man, what? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
What, huh? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Fuck, huh?! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Get your fucking hands off me. You know who I'm with? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-I don't give a fuck who you're with. -Yeah, you don't care? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-What the fuck are you looking at? -What the fuck are you looking at, | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-douche bag? -Asshole! Come on! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
'The back of the club was the VIP section, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
VIP being a euphemism for wise guy.' | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
'By the mid-'80s, Caesar was a captain in the Gambino family | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
and the man who controlled our neighbourhood.' | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
'It was common knowledge he was a ruthless motherfucker.' | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Look at that fucking suit he's wearing. It's a 2,000 suit! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
It's nice. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
'Legend had it that Caesar killed a guy for giving him a bad haircut.' | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
'For me, that always explained why Carmine worshipped him.' | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
He's calling me over. Mike, he's calling me over. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
-How's my hair look? -How's your hair? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
-It ain't enough you kiss his ass, you're gonna fuck him too? -Fuck you. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Hey, look who it is. Sit down over here. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-How's your mother? -She's really good. Thank you for asking. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
-You know Philly Cabrese? -Hey. Carmine Mancuso. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
I heard some good things about you. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
You sick fuck! This kid, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
back in the fucking little league over there at St Columbus, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
caught a piece of the ball, look the fuck out. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Good with a bat, huh? That's a good skill to have. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
You two should get to know each other. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-Yo, we gotta talk to him. -Who? -Who? Carmine! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
This wise-guy shit! He's getting too involved with these guys. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-He's a big boy. -Mike, I'm serious. -Alright, we'll talk to him! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
Hey, what do you think of the one in pink? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
The fat one?! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
She's not that fat. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-She's wearing a tent! -OK, she's a little fat. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-You wouldn't fuck her? -I don't know, Mike. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Ah, fuck you! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
You're half a fag anyway. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Oh, yeah. Mm. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Ah, yeah. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Don't stop. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Don't fucking stop. < Mike! Mike! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
-What was that? -Nothing! Don't worry about it. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
-They said your name. -There's a lot of Mikes around. Don't stop. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
Ah... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Jesus! -Hurry up and come already! Come on, I'm starving to death! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
That's not funny. Your friend's an asshole. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Come on. Come on. Take that thing out of her head. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-Watch the seats! -(BOTH LAUGH) | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Fucking jerks. You couldn't have waited five more minutes? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-Gimme a break. We did you a favour. -Yeah, seriously, Mike. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
A girl that fat, you put your cock in her mouth, it could be dangerous. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
-Look, she was ugly, Mikey. Come on! -You assholes! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Well, if it isn't the last of the big spenders. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Yes, please, er, a big stack of pancakes and a cup of decaf. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-Just coffee. -What comes with this "give me liberty or give me eggs"? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Three eggs, toast, and two pieces of bacon or sausage, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
-Exactly like it says right there. -OK, I'll have that. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-Eggs? -Yes, please. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
How would you like them, moron? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Oh, well, um, scrambled? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Bacon or sausage? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
-Can I have one piece of each? -I suppose. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-Oh, and a lemonade, please. -Thank you. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
Give me liberty... Why do you always order something fucking stupid?! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
-What's with the lemonade? -I like lemonade. Can I have water?! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
(WAITRESS BARKS FOOD ORDERS) | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
So, what's new with Murder Incorporated? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
-What do you mean? -You were over there a long time. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Caesar introduced me to some people, so what? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
-Why are you getting involved with them? -Why are you breaking my balls? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Gimme a break? Christmas is coming. I need a score. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
You want a score? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
I got a scam for you. It can't miss. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
-Oh, yeah? -Come here. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
You go down to Macy's, you fill out an application, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
loading dock or some shit. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
First week, you show up, do your job, everything's great. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
End of the week, they give you a cheque. You put that aside. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Next week, same thing. You show up, do your job. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
End of that week, they give you another cheque. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
What's the scam? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Well, that's it. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-It's called a fuckin' job. -Oh! Very funny. Very funny. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
I'm sure your fat girlfriend found you very amusing. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-Shut up, douche bag. -She's a big girl, Mike. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-Aw, shut up. -She's a big girl. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
'After the Hamilton House, we'd usually split up.' | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
'Carmine would head back to Pastels and pick up a girlfriend.' | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
'For the night.' | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-Ho, ho, ho, whoa, watch the hair! -Sorry. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Don't be sorry, just don't touch my fucking hair. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
'While Bobby'd pick up Amy, his girlfriend for life.' | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
'They met at a video store.' | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
'They were both trying to rent the only copy of Brigadoon.' | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
'Hey, I guess people have gotten together for dumber reasons.' | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
'Between work and school, I didn't have time for a relationship.' | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
'At least that's what I told myself.' | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
OK, people. This midterm counts for 50 per cent of your grade, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
so answer fully and completely. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
You may begin now. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
'Remember I told you earlier how I loved to read?' | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
'Well, that's true, except for one minor detail...' | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
'I hated reading schoolbooks.' | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
'It was weird. In some ways, I liked being unprepared.' | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
'It was like this incredible challenge - me against the system.' | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
'Of course, sometimes I failed to meet that challenge.' | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
'Like right now.' | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
'An F now would've killed me.' | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
'I was six months away from graduating, | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
applying to law schools, and dead in the fucking water.' | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
'But I wasn't about to let that stop me.' | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
OK, people. Time's up. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Pencils down, please. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Hand in your blue books, please, right here. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
'B & B Meats was where I worked after school.' | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
'Good pay and all the cold cuts I could eat.' | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Come on. Go sweep up for me, alright? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Evening. You the boss? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Night manager. Help you? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Earl Webber. I'm in waste disposal. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Now, I know what you're thinking. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
you already deal with a private sanitation company, | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
but what would you say if I told you I could cut your rates in half? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
You're obviously not from around here! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Son, stop right there. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
You know what this is? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
It's an ear. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
I cut it off a gook in Vietnam. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
I'm impressed. What's your point? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
That if I can deal with the VC, | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
I sure as shit can deal with the boys around here. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
You give your boss my card. Tell him Earl Webber's at his disposal. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Y'all have a good evening. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
'This guy was obviously a mental case.' | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
'In New York, private sanitation was controlled by the wise guys.' | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
'Invent a better mousetrap here, you got a mousetrap stuck up your ass.' | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
'Temple Sinai was a local shul that occasionally ran a Las Vegas night | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
to raise money for Israel.' | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
'At least that's what they told the cops.' | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
'The truth was its rabbi was a degenerate gambler | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
into his bookie for 50 grand.' | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Come on! Again! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Jesus Christ! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
'The result was, every night was Las Vegas night.' | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-'Our own neighbourhood casino, run by Caesar. -The fuck is wrong with you? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
-20. -Ah, yes! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-Here he is, Carminuch. -Hey, Billy, what's going on? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-My buddy Michael. Michael, Billy. -How's it going? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Listen, come by Butterfingers. Let me talk to you about that thing. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-Alright, yeah. -Listen, play nice. Don't hurt yourselves. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
-21. -What's that, like, the ninth fucking time? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Shocking. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
There it is, right there, that's what I'm talking about. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Montana and that donkey McMahon, they all got that stuff. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
-21. -Shocking! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
-Everybody lose. -Everybody lose! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Come on, put me out of my misery. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Come to Poppa. You bring a face card right now. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Fucking...! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
-No, it's not a cocksucker. It's good. Aces, split. -Yeah? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I have no money. I can't. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
-Split? Yes? -I have no money. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Go ahead. His credit is good. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
-Go ahead. Split the aces. -N-No! I-I don't wanna do that. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
-You don't wanna split aces? -I do. I just... | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
I don't want credit. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
You don't want credit? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Oh. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
OK, what do you say I give your friend here credit, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
and you owe him the money? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
I can't do that. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Mikey. Huh? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
I'm starting to get a little complex here, kid. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
I don't mean any disrespect, really. It's just... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
I'd rather not. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
So are you gonna stay on 12? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Uh, hit me. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Still 12. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Come on, nine or less. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Ooh, the suicide king, huh? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
That was fuckin' genius, kid. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Suicide king. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Mr Martinez. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Nice job. Nice job. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Miss Frazen. Hmm, showing your leftist leanings, I see. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
Miss Deutsch, very, very nice. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
OK, folks, take a moment to look over your papers. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
then I'd like to continue the discussion we started last time | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
on veto powers. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-Uh, excuse me, Professor? -Mm-hmm? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
I didn't get my test. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I didn't give it back to you? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Uh,... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
no. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Huh. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Is something wrong? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Well, this has never happened to me before. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
You didn't lose it, did you? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Well, I mean, I suppose I... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
might have misplaced it someplace, but I... | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
I don't believe this! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
Are you sure that you handed it in? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Nothing. Nothing. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
I'll, er, make arrangements for you to take a makeup exam. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
A makeup...? I'm already studying for the final! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
-This is bullshit! -Just take it easy. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
You lose my exam and it's my fault? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
How do you think that you did? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Frankly, sir, it's not how I think I did. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I know I got an A. I never studied so hard in my life! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
Well, how about this? Er... | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
If it doesn't turn up, | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
we'll let the final count for your entire grade. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
(SIGHS) | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Alright. But do me a favour. When you're grading the final, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
bear in mind I got an A on your midterm. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Hm. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Hey. Hi. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-Hey. -How you doing? -Good. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
-Michael. We're in poli-sci together. -Right, sure. I'm Ellen. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:04 | |
Yeah, I know! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
So Foster lost my test. Do you believe that? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Incredible, huh?! (LAUGHS) | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
So, you live in the city? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
East Side. What about you? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Brooklyn for right now. But I'm thinking of moving. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
-The village, maybe. -Cool. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
-Cool. I love it down there. -Hm... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
Listen, | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-would you like to have a drink? -What, like right now? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I was thinking this weekend, you know, Saturday, maybe. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
But now's good too! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Actually, my birthday is this weekend. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
-Oh, hey, happy birthday! -Thanks. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
I'm having a party on Saturday. You're welcome to come. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
It's at Addiction in Tribeca. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Yeah, yeah, sure. I go there all the time. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
-Great margaritas. -Right? -(LAUGHS) | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Excuse me. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
So I'll see you on Saturday then? Any time after 9.00 is good. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Yeah, great. Happy Thanksgiving. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Thanks. You too. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
'This is Bobby's house, but for all intents and purposes, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
it was mine, too.' | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
'I never really knew my dad, and my mom died when I was 17.' | 0:22:20 | 0:22:25 | |
'The Canzoneris were like family.' | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
'That's Bobby's mom, hands-down the worst cook in Brooklyn.' | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
'Compared to her lasagne, a bowl of shit would taste like Haagen-Dazs.' | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
'Aunt Louise... The most depressing woman in the world.' | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
'She wouldn't be happy sitting in the lap of Jesus.' | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
'Bobby's dad... Though he was born and raised right here in Brooklyn, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
this man has done more to mangle the English language than Ebonics.' | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Sofonabitch. Gimme the emote control! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-It's March Of The Wooden Soldiers! -Change it back. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
It's Laurel and Hardy! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
-Friggin' dog, get up! Teresa! -What? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
He's pissin' the carpet again. He's incompetent! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
-It's incontinent, John. -Oh, who gives a shit? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
Bless us, O Lord, for these five gifts | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
which we are about to receive from thy boundaries, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
through Christ Our Lord. Amen. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
-Amen. -Amen. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Those kids, the ones in the stolen car... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Yeah, it's terrible. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
16 years old. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Now they're dead. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Some Thanksgiving for their families. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
See what happens you don't wear a seat belt? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
-They were driving, like, 100 miles an hour. -Irregardless. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
I bet you wear your seat belt. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
-Well... -Who says I don't? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Die in a stolen car, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
you'd probably go to hell. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
This is delicious, Mrs Canz. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Yeah, Ma, it's great. (CLEARS THROAT) | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Where the hell is Carmine? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Maybe somebody let the air out of his Pompadour. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Alright, here. Check this out. Let me know what you think. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
"Postal clerk. 8.73 an hour." | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
-Are you gonna be a mailman? -A mail clerk. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
See, that way, if it rains, you get to stay inside. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
It's federal, so if you fuck up, they can't fire you. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-How can you possibly fuck this up? -I don't know. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
-I'm just saying. What do you think? -It's good. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
You know. You're happy, I'm happy. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
-When's the test? -I just sent out for the application. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
-What's up? -(BOTH SNORT WITH LAUGHTER) | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
-Holy... -What's so funny? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
What? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
So, the mafia's hiring bullfighters now? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Seriously, Carmine, you gotta be fucking kidding! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Why don't you check out GQ this month? This is the next big thing. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Where, Guadalajara? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Funny. Very funny. Go shine your penny loafers so we can go. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
-We ready now, please? -Uh-uh. He's going over to Amy's. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
-You can knuckle her any time. -Now none of yous are best man! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
You're gonna marry the girl. You're gonna see her every day | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
-for the rest of your life. -Not if I can't afford a ring. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
-It's a movie, you fuckin' chiseler! -How about Kiss Of The Spider Woman? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:31 | |
How about you kiss my fucking asshole? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
-Then, I'm not going. -Fine! We'll go without you. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
-Come on, Zorro. -Motherfucker! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Be quiet! My parents are sleeping. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
See that's the thing... | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Michael J Fox comes back at the end, right? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
How come his parents don't recognize him as the kid from the beginning? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
-Doesn't make any sense. -Well, er... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
maybe time travel screws with your memory or something. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
But they didn't time travel, he did. Doesn't make any fucking sense. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
I wouldn't overthink it, you know? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
I'm just saying. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Fucking pig. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
-Gimme a napkin, would you? -Yeah. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
-What's this? -Nothing! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Some redneck tried to get me to hire him as our new garbage company. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
-Get the fuck outta here. -He's got a necklace with a fucking ear on it. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Cut it off some Gook. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
-You should send him after that blackjack dealer. -(LAUGHS) | 0:26:35 | 0:26:40 | |
Hey, what did Philly wanna talk to you about that night? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
"Come see me about the thing.." | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Um, nothing, you know, he's, er, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
got something going down at the airport. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Ever heard of John Gotti? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
Nah. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
He's with the Gambinos in Queens. Philly's in with some of his crew. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:06 | |
Why are you fucking around with these guys? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
I don't know, Mike. Maybe I should sign up for college, maybe, | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-start hanging out in the city, huh? -What's that supposed to mean? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
Sometimes you act like we don't come from the same place. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
-What are you talking about? -What am I "talking" about? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
What am I talk...? That. You sound like Thurston Howell. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
-Excuse me for not wanting to sound like a moron! -Oh. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
You know what I mean. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Don't you ever wanna get out of this hellhole? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Where am I gonna go? The whole world's crazy. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
-Not like here, it isn't. -Not...? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
They shot the fuckin' Pope, for Chrissakes, right in the Vatican! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
Most accidents happen within two blocks of your house! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Look, it's just, Philly, | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
those other guys... | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
I worry about you, that's all. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
-Tired of being a bust-out, Mick. -So get a straight job. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
A straight job with some bullshit company? | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
90% of the world works in some bullshit company. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
I'm not them. You understand? I'm not them. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
OK? I want respect in life. That's it. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
You can say what you want about Philly and about Caesar, | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
but they get their money, and they get fuckin' respect. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
There's a big difference between fear and respect. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:19 | |
All roads lead to Rome, Mikey. All roads lead to Rome. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:24 | |
Just be careful, OK? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
I don't want to find you dead with two in the pompadour. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:30 | |
-See you later, buddy. -Yeah. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
-Hey, you forgot your jacket. -No, I didn't. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
-Keep it, you fuckin' hump. -(LAUGHS) | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
(KNOCK AT DOOR) We're closed! | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
(KNOCKING) | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
(Come here.) | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
-Michael, I'm sorry. -Come here! | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
-(MAN GRUNTS) -Hit the lights. You close the gates. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Hey. It's nice to see you again. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:12 | |
-By the way, I'm Caesar. You're...? -Michael. -Michael, right. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
This is the piece of shit that tried to get you to hire him, right? | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
-H-He didn't really... -Yes or no. It's not your fault. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:23 | |
Oh, alright. You're a good kid. You don't wanna get involved. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:28 | |
Hey, scumbag! Foghorn Leghorn, let's go! On your feet! | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
-I'm talking to you, asshole. -Fuck you! | 0:29:32 | 0:29:36 | |
Did you try to get him to hire you? | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
What are you lookin' at him for? He can't fuckin' help you! | 0:29:39 | 0:29:43 | |
Now tell me, did you or did you not? Tell me the truth, I'll let you go. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
Is that a yes? | 0:29:49 | 0:29:50 | |
That wasn't so hard, was it? You OK? | 0:29:50 | 0:29:54 | |
Sorry I was rough with you. I lost my fucking temper. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
I should learn how to count to ten. | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
Needles and pins or some fuckin' thing. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
That's real nice. I heard you got that as a souvenir in Vietnam. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
I never made it over there myself. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
One of the biggest regrets of my fuckin' life, let me tell you. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:19 | |
A real fuckin' shame. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
I would've liked to have had one of those for myself. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
But you know something? I think maybe... | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
-I'll make one right now. -No! No! No! -Cocksucker! | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
-Turn that thing on! -No! -Come on! Turn it on! -Please! No! | 0:30:30 | 0:30:35 | |
-You think you're gonna take money outta my pocket? -No! | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
-You fucking scumbag? Come on! -(SCREAMS) | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
-Yeah! -No! No! Please! | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
(METAL SEARS / MAN SCREAMS) | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
(SCREAMS) | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
You should call it the fuckin' Van Gogh Garbage Company now. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
Cash... Cos I know you don't like credit! | 0:31:06 | 0:31:11 | |
-Sorry about the mess. -(WEEPS) | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
Are you out of your fucking mind? | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
I said I was sorry. How many times d'you wanna hear it? | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
I didn't tell you about this guy so you could score points with Caesar! | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
-He cut the guy's ear off! -Look - -What did you think you would get? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
-Mafia Employee of the Month? -You know what, | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
if you shut the fuck up for a second, I'll tell you what happened! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:45 | |
Just let him talk. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:46 | |
Alright? Listen to me. I was at Butterfingers with Philly. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
-We had a drink - -Now, who's Philly? -Caesar's guy. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
-It came up in conversation. -When you were trying to impress him | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
-about how tough you are? -OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck you. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
-I apologise 26 times! -What are you gonna do, cut my ear off? | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
-I'll give you a fuckin' beatin', how about that? -Come on! Enough! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
I feel like Mills Lane here! | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
You're my best friends, and with all due respect, | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
I'm not gonna stand by and watch while he beats the shit outta you. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
As for you, I don't care how this started. You're just an asshole. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:21 | |
Alright, | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
what happened? | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
I was talking to Philly, alright, | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
and I admit, I stupidly brought up the sanitation moron. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Next thing, Caesar's standing there. Philly tells him. He turns purple, | 0:32:38 | 0:32:42 | |
and that's it. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
A half an hour later, he's pummelling the shit outta the guy. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
Jesus Christ, Carmine! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
Michael, please. I apologise. I did not know that this was gonna happen. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
Did you just get off a fucking spaceship? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
That's the point, I didn't think. Look, it's over. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Please, Mike, it's over. Don't worry about it. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
-Caesar likes you. -I don't want him to like me! | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
You wanna fuck around with these guys, that's your business, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
but I wanna go through life without Caesar Manganaro knowing I exist! | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
You gotta get away from these guys. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
I'm sorry, Mike. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
-Please. I'm sorry. -(SIGHS) | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
Sorry. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
Come on. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
Come on! Come on. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
Come on. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:33 | |
-Thank you. -Yeah. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
-I just don't understand how you do that. -Do what? | 0:33:39 | 0:33:44 | |
You're supposed to put mustard on hot dogs. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
So? In England, they put mayonnaise on French fries. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
-Oh, this look like fuckin' England to you? -(LAUGHS) | 0:33:49 | 0:33:53 | |
How about I squirt this in your face? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Hey, that's that guy who had the fight with the busboy that night. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
-What busboy? -At Pastels. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
Philly knows that kid. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:05 | |
He's with the Bonannos. Supposed to be a real maniac. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
Are you the official gossip columnist for the Mob? | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
I like to stay on top of things, alright? | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
Speaking of fucking, we going out tomorrow night or what? | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
I don't know. This girl at school invited me to a party. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
And? | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
What? | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
And we're not invited? | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
(LAUGHS) Of course. It's just gonna be a lot of college assholes, though. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:32 | |
-What, like you? -Yeah, exactly like me. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
Look, all I'm saying... you guys might not be comfortable. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
Are you embarrassed of us, Mike? | 0:34:39 | 0:34:43 | |
-What the hell are you talking about? -There was a little hesitation there. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
Get the fuck out of here! Look, if you wanna come, come. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:51 | |
If you don't, go fuck yourselves, OK? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
# "Dancing With Myself" - Billy Idol | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
-The car's alright here? -Yeah, sure. why not? | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
It's the city. What do I know? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
(LAUGHING / CHATTING) | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Michael! What's up, man? (LAUGHS) | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
-Hey, Todd. How you doing, man? -Todd? Fuckin' re-todd. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
He's alright. He plays on the lacrosse team. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
Sorry to hear that. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
# "Karma Chameleon" - Culture Club | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
Hey. Wow, you made it. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
Well, of course, it's your birthday. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
Hey, these are my friends... | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
Excuse me. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
-What's the problem? -I don't know. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
-He won't let us in. -There's a dress code. No tennis shoes. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
Do I look like I play fuckin' tennis? They're called sneakers. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
Uh, Ellen, these are my friends. This is Bobby. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
Hi. How are ya? | 0:36:36 | 0:36:37 | |
-This is Carmine. -Hello. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
How you doin'? | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
OK? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
I don't want any trouble, alright? | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
If you wanna stay, that's fine, but your friends don't belong here. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
-Ooh... -What's that supposed to mean? | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
-Back up. -Hey, don't put your fuckin' hands on me, alright? | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
-Take a walk. -I'll be right back. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
-What's this guy's problem? -I don't know. He's an asshole. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
Why don't you go tell him we're on the lacrosse team, huh? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
Sorry, it's bullshit. Since when do you wear sneakers anyway? | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
What fuckin' difference does it make what I'm wearing? | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
It's alright. Go with your girl. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
Go. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
Seriously, go. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
It's fine. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
Tell you what. Go around the side. I'll meet you there. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
It's not a big deal. I got somewhere I gotta be anyway. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
-Go have fun. Go get laid. -Come on! | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
Look, fuck this guy. We'll have a good time! | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
Alright. Go, we'll meet you round back. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
-Two minutes. Right around the side. -Alright. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
Go ahead. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
Hey, asshole! Give me a call sometime! We'll go play tennis! | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
Fucking jerk! | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Carmine! | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
Bobby! | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
-Hey. -Hi! | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
-Is everything alright? -Yeah, they had something to do, so they left. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:39 | |
-Can I get you something to drink? -A blue margarita. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:43 | |
Blue margarita, shot of jack. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
You look nice. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
Don't let the clothes fool ya. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
You don't look so bad yourself. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
So... | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-Happy birthday. -Thanks. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
So your friends, are they from Brooklyn too? | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
Switzerland, Olympic yodelling team. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:14 | |
-It's funny, the whole Brooklyn thing. -Funny? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
Well, like in class, I always sensed there was something off about you. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:24 | |
Off? | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
Um, edgy, you know. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
It's a compliment. Edgy's good. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
OK, I'll quit while I'm ahead. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
(STUDENTS CHEER) | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
-Do you wanna get out of here, go someplace we can talk? -Yeah. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
(THUNDER / RAIN FALLS) | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
Ah, this is great. How romantic! | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
So... | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
-Don't I take you to the classiest joints? -(LAUGHS) It's great! | 0:40:02 | 0:40:07 | |
It's not great. It's terrible. Would you like to go back inside? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
No, I wanna stay. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
Really? | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
Alright! | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
-So that was pretty slick last week. -What was? | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
What you did with the poli-sci test. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
I saw you slip it in your jacket. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I... I can explain that. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
Relax. I'm not a stool pigeon. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
It's funny, your friends look like they'd be scam artists, but you... | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
-That's exactly why I'm so effective. -Yeah, it's the innocent face. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:43 | |
Plus the fact that you seem so smart when you talk in class. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
-I am smart! -Then, how come I caught you? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
Hmm... Maybe I let you catch me. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:53 | |
-What? -Hmm... I'm just trying to get a handle on you. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
-(LAUGHS) -I mean, on the outside, you're this cute, preppy guy, | 0:41:01 | 0:41:06 | |
-but on the inside, you're obviously the devil. -Hmm. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:10 | |
Do you always analyze people? | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
-I do minor in psych. -Ah! OK, I get it. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:18 | |
-I'm a psych experiment. -No, you are not! -Yeah! | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
Great view. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
Yeah, it's beautiful. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
I was talking about you. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
(LAUGHS) | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
What? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
Do lines like that ever actually work? | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
Er...! Apparently not on women who minor in psych. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:47 | |
OK, you have one more shot. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
I'll try and make it good. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
I'm glad you invited me. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:59 | |
Yeah, me, too. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
'What I didn't know was, while I was getting to know Ellen, | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
Carmine was out in Queens getting to know his new friends.' | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
Get down. Come here. Come here. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
-(MAN GRUNTS) -Get up, fuck. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
-What have you got back there? Anything good? -I don't know. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
-What about those video games? You got those Ataris? -I don't know. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
-I think it's Cabbage Patch Dolls. -Cabbage Patch Dolls, yeah? Good. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
Get the fuck against that fence. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
If you turn around, I'll chop your fuckin' head off. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Turn around again. Turn around again, you stupid fuck. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:51 | |
That lying cocksucker. What the fuck are we gonna do with these? | 0:42:59 | 0:43:04 | |
We're gonna sell 'em. No, Philly, these are great. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
The Quiz King. You don't know this? We can sell 'em for ten bucks a pop. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 | |
Yeah, but the Cabbage Patches, those are like fucking gold. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:16 | |
"..the President and Mrs Reagan will spend the day touring the city..." | 0:43:19 | 0:43:24 | |
-Where's the dice? -They're right there. -Here, you go. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
Yes, I'm in. Go. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
Hey, Mikey, did you fuck that girl or not? | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
Whoa! No good. This one's off limits. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
Hold on a minute. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:37 | |
You ditch us, and we don't have the right to know if you got laid? | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
I didn't ditch you. You left. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
So you fucked her? | 0:43:44 | 0:43:45 | |
What'd I just say? I'm not gonna talk about her like that. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
Oh! He didn't fuck her. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
Read the question, asshole. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
-This one's for a peg. -The last peg. Kiss your money goodbye. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
-You gotta answer exactly. -Alright. come on. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
"What's the name of the largest railroad station in the world?" | 0:43:58 | 0:44:03 | |
-Grand central. -Uh! | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
-What do you think? -No, more specific. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
Grand Central Station. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
-Wrong. -What do you mean, wrong? | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
Grand Central Terminal. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
-Get outta here! -That's what it says. -I don't care what it says. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:17 | |
-I'm sorry, those are the rules. -Gimme that money! -Stop. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:22 | |
-You answered... -Ho. Shut up, shut up. listen. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
"..Aniello Dellacroce died today of cancer." | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
"Dellacroce, allegedly second in command under Paul Castellano, | 0:44:27 | 0:44:31 | |
was an underworld figure with ties dating back..." | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
Holy shit, this is big. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
Why? What's the matter? | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
Dellacroce, he's, like, Gotti's godfather or something. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
-So? -So Philly tells me that Gotti hates Castellano, | 0:44:40 | 0:44:45 | |
and with this guy gone, who knows what could happen? | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
We'd better call Luca Brasi, cos we might have to go to the mattresses! | 0:44:48 | 0:44:53 | |
You're both very funny, amusing. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
But I would not be surprised if this causes some serious problems. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
Yeah, I got my own problems... | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
-Like that's my fuckin' money! -No, it's not. You answered wrong! | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
Would you stop? | 0:45:06 | 0:45:07 | |
'Over the next few days, it seemed like every wise guy in New York | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
turned out for Neil Dellacroce's wake.' | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
'Everyone but the boss, Paul Castellano, | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
a fact that did not go unnoticed by John Gotti.' | 0:45:15 | 0:45:19 | |
'As for us, Dellacroce's death resulted in a windfall.' | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
'Because every wise guy in the Gambino family | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
had to attend Dellacroce's wake,...' | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
-Ladies. -So? | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
'..Philly found himself with six Sinatra tickets he couldn't use.' | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
'So we dressed to the nines, picked up our dates, | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
and got ready for a night to remember.' | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
'If you were a guy from any kind of neighbourhood, | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
you had a special place in your heart for Frank.' | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
-# New York, New York - Frank Sinatra -Let's take the picture. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
Alright? Scrunch up. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
-'And if you were from any kind of hood in New York,...' -Bootiful. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:54 | |
..this song gave you the chills...' # New York, New York - Frank Sinatra | 0:45:54 | 0:45:58 | |
(RECORD SCRATCHES) | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
'Unfortunately the news was the tickets were counterfeit.' | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
'All dressed up and no place to go, we ended up at the Hamilton House.' | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
How was I supposed to know? You're telling me that doesn't look real? | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
These say Hank Sinatra. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
OK, that's enough, please. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
Burgers are on their way. Are you ready to order yet? | 0:46:15 | 0:46:19 | |
Yeah, I'm gonna get the cheese melt. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
-You mean the grilled cheese. -Actually, it's a little different. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
You see, you toast the bread first, then you let the cheese melt on top. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:29 | |
-You want a cheese sandwich on toast? -Yeah, more or less. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
-So, why don't you just say that, doofus? -Cos I call it a cheese melt! | 0:46:32 | 0:46:36 | |
-Amy, how do you put up with him, huh? -I think he's adorable. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:39 | |
-So do I. -Thank you, Ellen! | 0:46:39 | 0:46:43 | |
-So, Angela, what do you do? -I'm in school. Fingernail technology. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:47 | |
(ALL) Ah! That's nice. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
And how long have you guys all known each other? | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
-Kindergarten. -Yeah, but Bobby was in the, er, | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
special, er, | 0:46:56 | 0:46:57 | |
-retard class. -Hey, leave my baby alone, Carmine! | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
-You guys been dating long? -Two years this month. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
what are you wasting time for? | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
-Will you make her an honest woman already? -(LAUGHS) Don't rush me! | 0:47:06 | 0:47:10 | |
-Who gets the cherry lime? -Right here. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:14 | |
-The cheese melt. -Thank you. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
I'll be right back. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
-What's wrong? -Nothin'. I'm gonna go wash up. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:21 | |
-"Comb my hair for about 20 minutes." -(ALL LAUGH) | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
Uh, excuse me. That seat's taken. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:28 | |
-I know, asshole. I just took it. -Nah, I mean he's in the bathroom. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:32 | |
Oh, well, when he comes out, tell him to go fuck himself. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
-Hey, what's your problem? -Bobby... | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
-No, this isn't right. -Baby. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
-What'd you say? -I said, what's your problem? Why'd you take our chair? | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
-Our friend's using that one. -Cos I fuckin' felt like taking' it! | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
-Hey, we don't want any trouble. -No trouble. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
I'm just gonna slap the shit outta you and your faggot friend here. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:54 | |
-Watch your mouth. -What? -I said don't talk to my friend that way. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:58 | |
Why? What are you gonna do? | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
'Good question. The guy was a stone-cold psycho.' | 0:48:01 | 0:48:06 | |
'What could I do?' | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
(DINERS SCREAM) | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
'Except that.' | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
You motherfucker. You're fucking dead! | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
-I'll break your fuckin' neck! -Get off him, motherfucker. -Bobby! | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
Bobby! | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
You motherfucker! | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Call the police! | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
Have a seat! | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
Cops! Let's go! | 0:48:46 | 0:48:47 | |
You don't know who you're fucking with! You're fucking dead! | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
You hear me, you fuck? You're dead! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
-What'd you say? -Nothin'. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:05 | |
Would you look at this shit? This cocksucker tore my hair out. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
I'm gonna look like Frankenstein | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
and he's worried about his fuckin' hair! | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
Where's, uh, thing? | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
Angela. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
-Right, Angela. -She left. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:22 | |
Yeah, there's a big emergency over at the, uh, beauty academy. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
-Someone tore a cuticle. -You ready? Let's go. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
I'm a little hungry. I could go for a cheese melt. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
-How about you? -Fuck you! | 0:49:30 | 0:49:31 | |
Michael... OK? | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
Sorry. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
-Can I borrow your keys? I gotta get this thing stitched up. -Yeah. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:39 | |
-Put gas in it, alright? -Of course. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:43 | |
Good night. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
So, uh... | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
-I'll call you tomorrow. -OK? | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
-Is everything alright? -Yeah, I'm fine. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:10 | |
Cos you hardly said a word at the hospital, the drive home. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:16 | |
I'm just a little shaken up. I've never seen anything like that. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:21 | |
-You've never seen a fight? -I grew up in Connecticut, Michael. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
People don't have fights in restaurants. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
Well, what do they do, correct each other's grammar?! | 0:50:28 | 0:50:32 | |
You could have been killed. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:34 | |
OK. I understand. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
But you're acting like I did something wrong. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
Hey, hey, hey, hang on! | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
W-Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come here. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Now, you don't think this is my fault? | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
-You should've let him take the chair. -We were using the chair! | 0:50:53 | 0:50:57 | |
Well, that was worth a scar! | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
What about insultin' Bobby? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
I've heard you and Carmine say worse things to Bobby. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
It's different. We love him. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
Oh, that's how you show love, by insulting each other? | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
-In a twisted way, yeah. -Yeah, that is twisted. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:15 | |
Hey. Don't let a coupla psych classes go to your head. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
-We're just from a different world. -You need to open your eyes. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:22 | |
What makes you think I want to? | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
Well, let's see! The preppy clothes, applying to law school... | 0:51:24 | 0:51:29 | |
-It's all a big act. It's bullshit. -How about treatin' you with respect | 0:51:29 | 0:51:33 | |
and not like some fuckin' whore? You think that's an act too? | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
I don't know what to think. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
You are so fuckin' impressed with yourself, aren't you, | 0:51:40 | 0:51:44 | |
With your rich parents and your brother in med school? | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
-You think you're better than me! -No, you think I'm better than you. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:51 | |
-Yeah, right. -Of course you do! That's why you cheat. Don't you know that? | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
You obviously know every fucking thing about me. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
No, hardly anything, but I know that much. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
You're afraid to compete on a level playing field. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:03 | |
If you don't play by the rules, you don't have to find out it's true. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:07 | |
Where'd you read that, Psychology Today? | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
No, it was written all over your face the night of my party. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:13 | |
Yeah, alright. I think we're done here. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:18 | |
Yeah, I guess we are. I wouldn't wanna open up your cut. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:22 | |
Fuck you! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
What the fuck are you lookin' at? | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
'As much as I tried, I couldn't stop thinking about what Ellen said.' | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
'It should've been easy, | 0:52:44 | 0:52:45 | |
since the Hamilton House incident was turning out to be a serious problem.' | 0:52:45 | 0:52:51 | |
'The guy I had the fight with was a major sore loser, | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
and I broke his nose.' | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
'For a guy like that, | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
being on the short end of a fight with a college kid | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
was an embarrassment with only one remedy.' (KNOCK AT DOOR) | 0:53:02 | 0:53:06 | |
'He was looking to kill me.' | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
-Ho. -Jesus! -Easy with that roscoe, killer. Put it away, please. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:23 | |
Fuck! | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
-What's up? -Everything's taken care of. You got nothin' to worry about. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:30 | |
-Well, that's fucking great! How'd you pull that off? -Er... | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
I had to go to Philly and them. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
Mike, Mike, come on. I had no choice. The kid's a killer. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:40 | |
Philly's gonna talk to Caesar about squashing him. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
So, that's it? | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
Not exactly. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
What do I have to do? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
They want you to take a dive in your next fight against Hagler. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:53 | |
-I'm serious, Carmine. -(LAUGHS) | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
You don't have to do anything, OK? We're gonna go for a sit-down. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
Jesus Christ! | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
Would you relax? Look at you. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:05 | |
'Bayridge Lanes was like a wise-guy family annex, | 0:54:05 | 0:54:08 | |
a neutral place where a lot of sit-downs were held.' | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
'After hearing our side of the story, Caesar agreed to intervene.' | 0:54:11 | 0:54:15 | |
'The psycho, whose name was Gino, | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
was represented by Jimmy Baggs, a captain with the Bonannos.' | 0:54:17 | 0:54:21 | |
The way I understand this, your guy was the first to raise his hands. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:28 | |
-That's the way I understand it, too. -Well, we can't have that, Caesar. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
Granted, things got outta hand with the chair and all that, | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
but this kid's got a broken nose and he wants his revenge. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:39 | |
-Are you done? -Go ahead. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
First of all, and with all due respect, | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
-this kid's a fuckin' strunz. -Come on. -Ho, ho! | 0:54:44 | 0:54:46 | |
Shut your fuckin' mouth. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
-I'm sorry, Caesar. Go ahead. -Two weeks ago, | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
he walks into my club and starts dukin' it out with a busboy, | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
and I can't even tell you all the other fuckin' stories I heard. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
-But he didn't throw the first punch. -I understand that, | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
My guy did. But after your guy insulted his friend. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
My guy's supposed to take a beatin'? I would've given him a beating | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
if he didn't stand up for his friend. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
You fuckin' look at me when I'm talking to you. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
You make me sick. You know that? You're the type of kid kicks a dog, | 0:55:16 | 0:55:20 | |
then calls animal control when it fuckin' bites you. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Your good fortune is that it was him and not somebody else that night. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:25 | |
If that had been me at his age, you'd have left in a body bag. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:29 | |
Jimmy, this is a good kid. He works, he goes to college, | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
and he's done right by me. I don't want him touched. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
That means no looks, no phone calls. You see him coming down the street, | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
you nod, say hello like a gentleman, or you cross to the other side. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:43 | |
You hear me? | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
Ho, he's talking to you! | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
I hear you. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
So we all understand each other? | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
It's squashed. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:56 | |
Now, that's it. I don't wanna hear nothin' more about this. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
Tell all your friends the same. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:02 | |
I don't wanna hear this again. It's over. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:05 | |
Now, get outta here. Go and make some fuckin' money. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:08 | |
-Real fuckin' cowboy, this kid. -What are you gonna do? | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
-I was sorry to hear about Neil. -We all were. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:21 | |
Not from what I hear. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:23 | |
-Big Paul didn't show up? -His choice. He's the boss. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
-Yeah, but even still, a little respect, no? -The guy's sick. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
He got the insulin shots twice a day... | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
Yeah, well... | 0:56:32 | 0:56:35 | |
Give my regards. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
You take care of yourself. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
C-Caesar... | 0:56:48 | 0:56:51 | |
-I don't know what to say. -Ah! -Thank you. -Don't mention it. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
We'll have to call you Mikey Dukes! That was a pretty good shot. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:58 | |
Well, I was lucky! | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
Hey, Mike, do me a favour. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:01 | |
-Go check on my car for me, would you? -Yeah, sure. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
Hey. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:06 | |
You ever find that guy's ear? | 0:57:06 | 0:57:09 | |
Oh! | 0:57:10 | 0:57:12 | |
Sit down here. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
He's a good kid. Stand-up guy. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
Yeah, Mikey? Mikey's the best. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:24 | |
It's good to remember who your friends are, huh? | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
So Philly told me about the toy thing. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
So you guys are like the fuckin' Grinch! | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
I heard you handle yourself good. I'm glad. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
Thank you, Caesar. That means a lot coming from you. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:39 | |
This life, it's not for everybody. There's easier ways to make a buck. | 0:57:39 | 0:57:43 | |
Wall Street, college, whatever. | 0:57:43 | 0:57:46 | |
Things are a little tense with Neil dying and all. | 0:57:48 | 0:57:51 | |
-Let's stay in touch and see what's what. -Great, thank you. | 0:57:51 | 0:57:55 | |
It's just a regular application. What's the problem? | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
Nothing. I just wanna make sure I filled it out right. | 0:58:01 | 0:58:03 | |
You're supposed to colour in the circles | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 | |
-that correspond to the letters in your name. -No, I did. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:09 | |
Yeah? When did you change your name to... | 0:58:09 | 0:58:13 | |
-..Rokdad Calmanexja? -Ugh! | 0:58:13 | 0:58:16 | |
How is it you know every Oscar winner back to the Stone Age, | 0:58:16 | 0:58:19 | |
yet you can't handle an application for the Post Office? | 0:58:19 | 0:58:21 | |
-I'm not good with forms, OK? -(CHUCKLES) | 0:58:21 | 0:58:24 | |
-What? -Nothin'! | 0:58:26 | 0:58:29 | |
I know we fuck around a lot, it's just... | 0:58:31 | 0:58:34 | |
I want you to know I think it's great you taking this test. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:39 | |
I'm proud of you. | 0:58:39 | 0:58:42 | |
I'm serious! | 0:58:42 | 0:58:44 | |
-What? -I don't know! It sounds like you're trying to hit me in the seat! | 0:58:44 | 0:58:48 | |
Fuck you, alright? I'm trying to be nice! | 0:58:48 | 0:58:52 | |
-Alright, you tight bastard, this is for all the marbles. -Yeah. | 0:58:53 | 0:58:57 | |
-You feel loose? You ready? -Yeah, I feel good. | 0:58:57 | 0:58:59 | |
These aren't amateurs you're dealing with. These guys are killers. | 0:58:59 | 0:59:03 | |
-It's OK. Gimme a name. -Er, Wernick's. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
-Wernick's, Wernick's. Alright, let's do it. -Alright,. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:09 | |
It's nice, but there's no way I'm paying three grand. | 0:59:11 | 0:59:14 | |
-It's a beautiful ring. -I'm not saying it isn't. | 0:59:14 | 0:59:17 | |
It's the highest quality. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:19 | |
-We're giving it to you at 2 per cent above wholesale. -Two? Hm! | 0:59:19 | 0:59:23 | |
What? Is something wrong? | 0:59:24 | 0:59:26 | |
-I'm trying to see if someone wrote "asshole" on my forehead. -Sir! | 0:59:26 | 0:59:30 | |
-Nah, vvs, cvs, come on, huh? -If you want, | 0:59:30 | 0:59:33 | |
we take the ring down the block, | 0:59:33 | 0:59:35 | |
-we get it appraised. -By who, your cousin? Do you believe these guys? | 0:59:35 | 0:59:40 | |
Alright. Forget three grand... | 0:59:40 | 0:59:43 | |
Look, I don't wanna be here all night, OK? For the 50th time, | 0:59:45 | 0:59:48 | |
you know and I know this ring is barely worth 1,000. | 0:59:48 | 0:59:51 | |
This is a De Beers diamond. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:53 | |
-So I'll give you 1,200! -Ridiculous. Forget it. | 0:59:53 | 0:59:57 | |
OK. I tried. | 0:59:57 | 1:00:00 | |
Thanks. We'll go back to Wernick's. Thanks anyway. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:04 | |
Wait! Wernick is a thief. | 1:00:05 | 1:00:09 | |
And what are you guys? | 1:00:09 | 1:00:11 | |
Come on back. | 1:00:11 | 1:00:13 | |
Let me see something here. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:15 | |
Save the calculator show for the hicks from long island, alright? | 1:00:16 | 1:00:20 | |
1,200 or I walk. | 1:00:20 | 1:00:22 | |
-Plus tax. -No tax and it includes the setting. | 1:00:22 | 1:00:25 | |
(SIGHS) | 1:00:25 | 1:00:27 | |
-(WHISPERS) -Oh, alright! | 1:00:27 | 1:00:30 | |
Gimme a nice box too? | 1:00:30 | 1:00:32 | |
(HAPPY CHRISTMAS MUSIC) | 1:00:32 | 1:00:35 | |
'Over the next few days, things got back to normal... | 1:00:45 | 1:00:48 | |
-Happy holidays! -'Actually, they were better than normal.' | 1:00:48 | 1:00:52 | |
'It was right before Christmas, the semester was almost over, | 1:00:54 | 1:00:58 | |
and I got a letter that changed my life.' | 1:00:58 | 1:01:01 | |
'I was going to law school.' | 1:01:03 | 1:01:06 | |
'I always said if you really wanna know who a person's close to, | 1:01:06 | 1:01:10 | |
just look at who they share their good news with.' | 1:01:10 | 1:01:13 | |
What's the matter? | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
It's Spunky. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:22 | |
'And their bad news.' | 1:01:23 | 1:01:25 | |
'When you're a kid and your dog dies, | 1:01:30 | 1:01:34 | |
it's like losing a friend.' | 1:01:34 | 1:01:36 | |
'But when you're an adult and you lose a dog you had as a kid, | 1:01:41 | 1:01:46 | |
it's like losing a part of yourself.' | 1:01:46 | 1:01:49 | |
11 years ago... Can you believe it? | 1:01:50 | 1:01:53 | |
That's a long time. | 1:01:53 | 1:01:55 | |
-Remember when we found him here? -Seems like it was just yesterday. | 1:01:55 | 1:02:00 | |
I guess he had a good run. | 1:02:00 | 1:02:02 | |
Good run? Come on! It was like fuckin' Rasputin! | 1:02:02 | 1:02:07 | |
That's true! | 1:02:07 | 1:02:08 | |
He survived it all. | 1:02:09 | 1:02:11 | |
Mob hits, BB gun... He got bit by a squirrel once. | 1:02:11 | 1:02:16 | |
-Your mother's cooking! -Ho-ho-ho-ho. Wait a minute. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:19 | |
-Wasn't your mother cooking lasagne when we left? -So? | 1:02:19 | 1:02:23 | |
So that's it - he probably committed suicide! | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
(LAUGHS) Nah! Spunky would never take the coward's way out! | 1:02:25 | 1:02:30 | |
-Definitely would've left a note. -Aw! | 1:02:32 | 1:02:34 | |
Don't worry about it, my friend. He's in a better place. | 1:02:34 | 1:02:37 | |
In dog heaven. Where it's all bones, cats, and fire hydrants. | 1:02:37 | 1:02:42 | |
I thought you didn't believe in God. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:45 | |
I never said I didn't believe. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:48 | |
I just think he's got a fucked-up sense of humour. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:52 | |
To Spunky. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:54 | |
Take care of my dog. | 1:03:11 | 1:03:13 | |
'The final exam for my poli-sci class turned out to be a breeze.' | 1:03:20 | 1:03:23 | |
'Three essays on the constitution I was actually prepared to answer.' | 1:03:23 | 1:03:28 | |
'It's amazing what a little studying will do.' | 1:03:28 | 1:03:30 | |
-Piece of cake! -I think I did really well! | 1:03:44 | 1:03:48 | |
Ellen! | 1:03:48 | 1:03:50 | |
-Hey. -Hi. | 1:03:52 | 1:03:54 | |
-Can I talk to you? -Yeah. | 1:03:54 | 1:03:57 | |
-How'd you do? -Pretty good, I guess. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:03 | |
-You? -Good, good. | 1:04:03 | 1:04:06 | |
You'd have been proud of me. I actually studied! (LAUGHS) | 1:04:06 | 1:04:10 | |
-How did it feel? -Er, different! | 1:04:10 | 1:04:15 | |
-How's the, er...? -Ah, it's good. I hardly even feel it any more. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:20 | |
-That's good. -Mmm. | 1:04:20 | 1:04:23 | |
So... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) | 1:04:25 | 1:04:29 | |
I, er, got into law school. | 1:04:29 | 1:04:30 | |
-Congratulations. That's great. -Yeah! | 1:04:30 | 1:04:34 | |
It's Fordham, so it's pretty good. | 1:04:34 | 1:04:38 | |
(SIGHS) Ellen, I... | 1:04:42 | 1:04:45 | |
-I'm really sorry about what happened. -No, I'm sorry too. | 1:04:46 | 1:04:49 | |
I said a lot of things that I shouldn't have. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:52 | |
It's OK. I'm glad you did. | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
Hey. | 1:04:57 | 1:04:58 | |
Maybe we should start over. | 1:04:59 | 1:05:02 | |
Yeah! | 1:05:03 | 1:05:05 | |
Come here. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:07 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 1:05:31 | 1:05:33 | |
(LAUGHS) | 1:05:33 | 1:05:35 | |
I was just wondering what you were like as a little boy. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:39 | |
I don't know. | 1:05:40 | 1:05:42 | |
Shorter. | 1:05:42 | 1:05:44 | |
-And a real smartass, I bet. -Nah. | 1:05:46 | 1:05:49 | |
-Is that your dad? -Yeah, before I was born. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:59 | |
How old were you when he died? Seven. My God! | 1:05:59 | 1:06:03 | |
-What happened? -Car accident. | 1:06:03 | 1:06:07 | |
We bought this place upstate. | 1:06:07 | 1:06:10 | |
He was driving home from fixin' it up, | 1:06:10 | 1:06:13 | |
getting ready to move us up there. | 1:06:13 | 1:06:15 | |
He was in a coma for a month. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:21 | |
He died the day before my first Communion. | 1:06:23 | 1:06:26 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:29 | |
-You wanna watch TV? -Yeah, if you want. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:39 | |
-What time is? -Mm... | 1:06:42 | 1:06:45 | |
It's five after eight. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:47 | |
-Oh, wow. -What? What's wrong? | 1:06:48 | 1:06:50 | |
No-Nothin'. I just almost forgot. | 1:06:50 | 1:06:54 | |
Bobby's poppin' the question tonight. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:56 | |
-It's their two-year anniversary. -That's so sweet. | 1:06:56 | 1:06:59 | |
-Yeah, it's great. I just hope she says yes! -Of course she'll say yes. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:03 | |
I don't know. (LAUGHS) | 1:07:03 | 1:07:06 | |
(ALL CHEER) | 1:07:06 | 1:07:09 | |
When he got down on one knee, I didn't know what he was doing! | 1:07:09 | 1:07:12 | |
-She thought I dropped my fork. -And then I saw the ring! | 1:07:12 | 1:07:15 | |
Come on, let's see. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:17 | |
Ooh! | 1:07:17 | 1:07:20 | |
Oh, it's beautiful. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:21 | |
-Congratulations. -Thank you. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
I finally have a daughter. | 1:07:23 | 1:07:25 | |
Moo-tay Chateau. The best. | 1:07:25 | 1:07:28 | |
-Alright, everybody, a toast. Mike. -To the happy couple. | 1:07:28 | 1:07:33 | |
'What we didn't know was at the same time in Manhattan, | 1:07:33 | 1:07:36 | |
-a different type of party was going on.' -"..the news with Tom Brokaw." | 1:07:36 | 1:07:40 | |
"The murder of the most powerful crime boss in the country | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
has touched off a struggle for power in the shadowy world of the Mafia, | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
and there is talk tonight of an all-out Mob war." | 1:07:47 | 1:07:50 | |
"The dead Godfather, Paul Castellano, | 1:07:50 | 1:07:52 | |
and his bodyguard were gunned down as they stepped from their limo | 1:07:52 | 1:07:55 | |
outside a popular New York steakhouse." | 1:07:55 | 1:07:57 | |
"Authorities say the brutal process of succession is already under way." | 1:07:57 | 1:08:03 | |
"As Castellano stepped from a limousine, | 1:08:03 | 1:08:06 | |
he was shot down by three men..." | 1:08:06 | 1:08:08 | |
(FESTIVE MUSIC) 'Aside from the tension in the neighbourhood | 1:08:08 | 1:08:12 | |
following the Castellano shooting, | 1:08:12 | 1:08:14 | |
that Christmas was shaping up to be the best one in a long time.' | 1:08:14 | 1:08:18 | |
'On Christmas Day, Ellen went with her family to Connecticut, | 1:08:18 | 1:08:21 | |
and I stayed in Brooklyn with mine.' | 1:08:21 | 1:08:24 | |
Very touching, Carmine. | 1:08:24 | 1:08:26 | |
I can see you put a great deal of thought into this. | 1:08:26 | 1:08:29 | |
You should've bought three of these, so we'd all look like douchebags! | 1:08:29 | 1:08:33 | |
-At least I didn't get them at gunpoint. -If you paid for these, | 1:08:33 | 1:08:36 | |
you're the one that got robbed. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:39 | |
Ungrateful cocksuckers. Unbelievable. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:42 | |
Van Halen, 1984. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:50 | |
What? You said you wanted that! | 1:08:50 | 1:08:52 | |
-Nah, I did. You should've got me the album. -Oh, Jesus! -Trust me, | 1:08:52 | 1:08:56 | |
-in two years, they won't even make albums any more. -Well, that sucks. | 1:08:56 | 1:08:59 | |
-What's the difference? -You gotta re-buy CDs | 1:08:59 | 1:09:02 | |
-of albums that you already have. It's a conspiracy. -A conspiracy? | 1:09:02 | 1:09:05 | |
He was on the phone with Angelo's for 20 minutes the other night, | 1:09:05 | 1:09:09 | |
-arguing about the delivery fees. -That's another scam! -Baby! | 1:09:09 | 1:09:14 | |
Relax, OK? | 1:09:14 | 1:09:15 | |
OK, that's enough. Can we go now, please. Have a drink? | 1:09:15 | 1:09:19 | |
-Let's go to the temple, play some blackjack. -Temple's closed. | 1:09:19 | 1:09:22 | |
Everybody's layin' low with this Castellano shit. | 1:09:22 | 1:09:24 | |
-I thought that was over. -Over? It's only the beginning. | 1:09:24 | 1:09:28 | |
Fuckin' cannoli in my hair I gotta go fix. | 1:09:28 | 1:09:31 | |
'As it turned out, Carmine was right.' | 1:09:31 | 1:09:34 | |
'Over the next few months, | 1:09:34 | 1:09:36 | |
wise guys perceived as disloyal to Gotti's new regime | 1:09:36 | 1:09:39 | |
were taken out all over town.' | 1:09:39 | 1:09:41 | |
'Castellano's murder was just the tip of a very bloody iceberg.' | 1:09:49 | 1:09:55 | |
'After what seemed like an endless winter, | 1:09:58 | 1:10:01 | |
spring finally came.' | 1:10:01 | 1:10:04 | |
-Take care of yourself. -Thanks. Bye. | 1:10:04 | 1:10:06 | |
There he is. | 1:10:11 | 1:10:13 | |
Oh, hey, how you doin'? | 1:10:13 | 1:10:15 | |
-Let me get a pack of smokes. -Yeah. | 1:10:15 | 1:10:18 | |
'That year, it seemed like not a month went by without a Mob hit.' | 1:10:18 | 1:10:22 | |
Keeping that blade sharp, Mikey? | 1:10:24 | 1:10:27 | |
'But the truth is, it never really affected me.' | 1:10:28 | 1:10:32 | |
(SHOTS) What the fuck...? | 1:10:32 | 1:10:35 | |
'That is, until this guy got it.' (CAR SPEEDS AWAY) | 1:10:40 | 1:10:44 | |
'Now, I won't lie and say that deep down Caesar was a nice guy | 1:10:49 | 1:10:52 | |
or had good qualities, or some other bullshit.' | 1:10:52 | 1:10:56 | |
'The fact is, | 1:10:56 | 1:10:58 | |
he was a horrible man, a killer.' | 1:10:58 | 1:11:02 | |
'But as long as I'm being honest, I have to say this...' | 1:11:02 | 1:11:06 | |
'His death shook me up.' | 1:11:06 | 1:11:09 | |
'And though he wouldn't admit it, I know it really shook up Carmine.' | 1:11:10 | 1:11:16 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 1:11:16 | 1:11:19 | |
-How'd you do? -I think I fucked it up. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:21 | |
It's the post office test! What'd you do, forget your crayons? | 1:11:21 | 1:11:25 | |
-They asked some tricky questions. -Like what? | 1:11:25 | 1:11:28 | |
-I-I don't know, like addresses and shit. -(LAUGHS) | 1:11:28 | 1:11:32 | |
-When do they let you know? -A couple of weeks. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:34 | |
I need to pass this, man. This is big for me and Amy. | 1:11:34 | 1:11:37 | |
I'm sure you did fine. | 1:11:37 | 1:11:39 | |
Well, if it isn't the Cartwrights! | 1:11:39 | 1:11:42 | |
Nothin' for me. | 1:11:42 | 1:11:43 | |
Just a coupla scrambled eggs, a cup of decaf. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:46 | |
What's the eggs Benedict Arnold? | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
Eggs Benedict with bacon instead of ham. | 1:11:48 | 1:11:52 | |
Oh, so the bacon is, like, being a traitor? That's funny! | 1:11:52 | 1:11:55 | |
Yeah, I think I'll have that please. And, er, a glass of tomato juice. | 1:11:55 | 1:12:00 | |
-God's sake, you're giving me cancer already. -Gotta die from something. | 1:12:00 | 1:12:04 | |
Alright, look, I need to talk to you guys. | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
-It's about the wedding. -I knew it. Amy's a guy! | 1:12:07 | 1:12:11 | |
Besides that. | 1:12:11 | 1:12:12 | |
We've been joking about this all our lives but I need to pick a best man. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:16 | |
Alright, I know you're having a hard time with this choice, | 1:12:16 | 1:12:20 | |
so I'll let you off the hook. | 1:12:20 | 1:12:22 | |
And I mean this from the bottom of my heart. | 1:12:22 | 1:12:25 | |
I should be the best man. Fuck him. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:28 | |
I'm serious! My modelling career is over because of him. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:32 | |
-The guy made me a mutant. -You can't even see it any more! | 1:12:32 | 1:12:36 | |
This is what we'll do. This'll be totally fair. | 1:12:36 | 1:12:38 | |
Saturday night, stroke of midnight, flip a coin. | 1:12:38 | 1:12:42 | |
Heads, it's Michael. Tails, it's Carmine. | 1:12:42 | 1:12:45 | |
Fair enough. May the best man win. | 1:12:45 | 1:12:48 | |
Alright, so what's up with the bridesmaids? | 1:12:48 | 1:12:52 | |
I don't know. That's Amy's department. | 1:12:52 | 1:12:54 | |
Well, don't let her pick any fucking skanks. Please? | 1:12:54 | 1:12:58 | |
You understand? | 1:12:58 | 1:12:59 | |
(POP MUSIC / GIRLS CHATTER) | 1:12:59 | 1:13:03 | |
(MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY) | 1:13:03 | 1:13:06 | |
A toast to two of the best friends a guy ever had. | 1:13:07 | 1:13:09 | |
Now if I could just make a couple of friends like that... | 1:13:09 | 1:13:12 | |
-Salud. -Salud. | 1:13:12 | 1:13:14 | |
Whaa! That shit is nasty. We should just do a shot of gasoline. | 1:13:17 | 1:13:22 | |
Yeah, then we could save money, you cheap prick. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
Uh-oh. Mikey, | 1:13:26 | 1:13:29 | |
look at that Spanish chick. Look at that. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:33 | |
-You should've wore your bullfightin' outfit. -Jealousy can be so ugly. | 1:13:33 | 1:13:37 | |
Get 'em. | 1:13:37 | 1:13:38 | |
Alright, I'm gonna go take a piss. | 1:13:39 | 1:13:42 | |
-That'll be nine dollars. For tequila? -Nine dollars. | 1:13:44 | 1:13:49 | |
Can I see the bill? | 1:13:49 | 1:13:50 | |
Hey, buddy. | 1:13:53 | 1:13:55 | |
How you doin'? | 1:13:56 | 1:13:58 | |
Good. | 1:13:59 | 1:14:01 | |
Sorry to hear about your guy, Caesar. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:03 | |
Thanks. | 1:14:03 | 1:14:05 | |
End up fucking dead like that, that's a shame. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:09 | |
You gotta be careful who you cross in this town. Know what I mean? | 1:14:09 | 1:14:13 | |
Yeah. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:16 | |
Take care, now. | 1:14:18 | 1:14:20 | |
We need to talk. | 1:14:21 | 1:14:23 | |
Ho, Mikey. This is Rosie. | 1:14:23 | 1:14:26 | |
Yeah, hi. I need to talk to you now. | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
Can you give me one second, please? Please, one second to talk. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:33 | |
-Are you kidding me? -That maniac is here. -Who, what maniac? -Gino. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:38 | |
-Aw, you're fucking kidding me. -What should we do? -(SIGHS) | 1:14:38 | 1:14:42 | |
Nothin'. Fuck him. The kid's a fucking piece of shit. | 1:14:42 | 1:14:45 | |
-He's not gonna do anything here. -I don't know, Carmine. | 1:14:45 | 1:14:48 | |
(SIGHS) Maybe you should go. Grab Bobby. Get out of here. | 1:14:49 | 1:14:53 | |
-I'm not gonna leave you here alone. -I'm gonna go home with that girl. | 1:14:53 | 1:14:56 | |
Some of Philly's guys are in the back. | 1:14:56 | 1:14:58 | |
-I thought you were done with those guys. -I am, I'm just saying. | 1:14:58 | 1:15:02 | |
-It's fine. Go. -You're sure? -I'm positive. | 1:15:02 | 1:15:06 | |
-Come on. -Alright. -Go ahead. | 1:15:06 | 1:15:09 | |
-Call me later. -I will. -Call me. -I will. | 1:15:09 | 1:15:12 | |
-Come on, let's get out of here. -We just got here. -I know. Let's go. | 1:15:12 | 1:15:16 | |
-Is everything alright? -It's fine. I'm just tired. Come on. | 1:15:16 | 1:15:19 | |
Excuse me! | 1:15:22 | 1:15:23 | |
(ELECTRO MUSIC) | 1:15:23 | 1:15:25 | |
(BASSLINE THUMPS / CHATTER) | 1:15:26 | 1:15:29 | |
What's the matter? | 1:15:29 | 1:15:30 | |
I must be drunk. I can't believe I let you talk me into the valet. | 1:15:30 | 1:15:34 | |
I can get in myself, alright? | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
(ENGINE REVS) | 1:15:53 | 1:15:56 | |
-What the fuck is wrong with this car? -You're, er, | 1:15:57 | 1:16:00 | |
-you're still in neutral there, Mr Andretti! -(TUTS) | 1:16:00 | 1:16:04 | |
-You know what? Let me drive. -I'm fine. | 1:16:04 | 1:16:07 | |
You're shitfaced. Let me drive. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:09 | |
Ow! Fuck! | 1:16:13 | 1:16:15 | |
(RADIO PLAYS QUIETLY) | 1:16:20 | 1:16:22 | |
It's almost midnight. We're supposed to flip for best man. | 1:16:23 | 1:16:26 | |
Ah, we'll do it in the morning. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:28 | |
Pull over. I wanna say a prayer. | 1:16:29 | 1:16:32 | |
-Will you stop with that? -Come on! | 1:16:32 | 1:16:34 | |
-Do it from the car, OK? -OK. | 1:16:34 | 1:16:38 | |
Alright, let's get this over with. | 1:16:43 | 1:16:46 | |
-Make it fast, alright? -Yeah. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:49 | |
Oh! I still look for my crucifix. | 1:16:49 | 1:16:54 | |
-(SCREAMS) -Jesus! | 1:16:54 | 1:16:56 | |
-Hang on, man! -(MAN) Call the police! -You're gonna be OK! | 1:16:56 | 1:16:59 | |
-Bobby! -Mike... | 1:17:01 | 1:17:04 | |
Jesus Christ! | 1:17:04 | 1:17:07 | |
Call an ambulance! | 1:17:08 | 1:17:10 | |
Bobby, you'll be OK. | 1:17:10 | 1:17:12 | |
Call a fuckin' ambulance! | 1:17:12 | 1:17:15 | |
-(GASPS FOR BREATH) -Bobby? Stay with me, Bobby. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:19 | |
Bobby! | 1:17:19 | 1:17:20 | |
-It's gonna be OK. -(GASPS) | 1:17:20 | 1:17:24 | |
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby! Stay with me, man. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:27 | |
Come on, Bobby. You're gonna be OK. | 1:17:27 | 1:17:30 | |
Come on... | 1:17:30 | 1:17:31 | |
Jesus Christ! | 1:17:31 | 1:17:33 | |
-What happened? -Bobby! | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
Bobby, look at me, buddy. Open your fuckin' eyes. | 1:17:35 | 1:17:37 | |
-You're not gonna die on me. -He's not dying! | 1:17:37 | 1:17:39 | |
Don't you die. Don't you fucking die! | 1:17:39 | 1:17:41 | |
-I can't! -Come on, you're alright. | 1:17:41 | 1:17:44 | |
-You can't what? -I can't! | 1:17:44 | 1:17:46 | |
-Call a fucking ambulance! -They're on their way! | 1:17:46 | 1:17:48 | |
-Amy... -Bobby, what are you looking at? Stop fuckin' looking at her. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:53 | |
-Look at me. -Bobby. -Look at me, Bobby. -Amy... | 1:17:53 | 1:17:56 | |
Amy's gonna come see you in the hospital. | 1:17:56 | 1:17:59 | |
Come on, buddy. Look at me. Look at me. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:01 | |
-I'm sorry. -Just hang in there! | 1:18:01 | 1:18:04 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
-No, no, no! -It's OK. -No, no, no, no, no! -It's OK. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:10 | |
-Bobby? -You're alright, buddy. -(WHEEZES) | 1:18:10 | 1:18:14 | |
-Bobby. -Come on. | 1:18:16 | 1:18:18 | |
-Bobby! -What are you doin'? | 1:18:18 | 1:18:21 | |
The fuck are you doing, buddy? Come on! | 1:18:21 | 1:18:24 | |
(SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE) | 1:18:28 | 1:18:30 | |
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, | 1:19:00 | 1:19:05 | |
in sure and certain hope of the resurrection unto eternal life | 1:19:05 | 1:19:08 | |
through Our Lord, Jesus Christ, | 1:19:08 | 1:19:10 | |
and whose coming in glorious majesty to judge the world, | 1:19:10 | 1:19:14 | |
and the earth and the sea shall give up their dead, | 1:19:14 | 1:19:18 | |
and the corruptible bodies of those who sleep in him | 1:19:18 | 1:19:22 | |
shall be changed and made like unto His own glorious body, | 1:19:22 | 1:19:26 | |
according to the mighty working, | 1:19:26 | 1:19:28 | |
whereby he's able to subdue all things unto Himself. | 1:19:28 | 1:19:32 | |
In the name of The Father, of The Son | 1:19:32 | 1:19:35 | |
and of The Holy Spirit. Amen. | 1:19:35 | 1:19:37 | |
'Maybe it was denial, | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
or maybe it was a callousness you develop growing up on the street, | 1:19:39 | 1:19:43 | |
but whatever it was, | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
it allowed me and Carmine to watch our best friend get buried | 1:19:46 | 1:19:49 | |
and not shed a single tear.' | 1:19:49 | 1:19:52 | |
(SOMBRE VOICES) | 1:19:55 | 1:19:57 | |
(QUIET WEEPING) | 1:19:58 | 1:20:00 | |
Coffee's fresh, anybody wants. | 1:20:08 | 1:20:10 | |
Can I get you anything? | 1:20:10 | 1:20:13 | |
No, thank you. | 1:20:13 | 1:20:15 | |
I cannot believe that they buried him in that fuckin' suit. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:20 | |
Ah, it looked OK. | 1:20:20 | 1:20:21 | |
Single-breasted, he looked like you. He looked like... an accountant. | 1:20:21 | 1:20:27 | |
At least his hair looked nice. That's good. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:31 | |
-Made me happy. -(DOORBELL) | 1:20:31 | 1:20:34 | |
It's just the mail. | 1:20:36 | 1:20:38 | |
Post Office test. Should we open it? | 1:20:47 | 1:20:50 | |
Yeah, alright, man. | 1:20:50 | 1:20:53 | |
I don't fuckin' believe this. | 1:21:02 | 1:21:04 | |
He failed. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:06 | |
How is that possible? | 1:21:07 | 1:21:10 | |
-I don't know! -Have you seen the imbeciles they got at that place? | 1:21:10 | 1:21:14 | |
-Mental patients. -Monkeys. | 1:21:14 | 1:21:17 | |
There are monkeys who could literally pass this test. | 1:21:17 | 1:21:20 | |
(GIGGLES) He was a genius with some stuff. | 1:21:20 | 1:21:23 | |
Like what? Movies? | 1:21:23 | 1:21:26 | |
Wheel Of Fortune. | 1:21:26 | 1:21:28 | |
Pac-Man. He was good at Pac-Man! | 1:21:28 | 1:21:30 | |
I know. | 1:21:30 | 1:21:32 | |
-He was like an idiot savant. -Yeah! An idiot savant! | 1:21:33 | 1:21:37 | |
A little heavier on the idiot part, I think. | 1:21:37 | 1:21:39 | |
-(STIFLES SOB) -Don't start, OK? | 1:21:44 | 1:21:48 | |
-Let's not do this. -(SNIFFS) | 1:21:49 | 1:21:53 | |
(LAUGHING) | 1:22:04 | 1:22:07 | |
16 years old, and he's negotiating the price of a blowjob! | 1:22:07 | 1:22:10 | |
I thought they were gonna throw us the fuck out! | 1:22:10 | 1:22:13 | |
-he did get the price down, though. -Yes, he did. | 1:22:13 | 1:22:15 | |
Hey, how about that time we were garage hopping? | 1:22:15 | 1:22:18 | |
-Oh, and he fell through the fuckin' roof. -(LAUGHS) | 1:22:18 | 1:22:21 | |
-I thought I was gonna piss myself! -Stupid fuck! | 1:22:21 | 1:22:25 | |
Ah! | 1:22:25 | 1:22:26 | |
He was the best. | 1:22:26 | 1:22:29 | |
You got that right. | 1:22:29 | 1:22:32 | |
I didn't even say a prayer for him... | 1:22:35 | 1:22:38 | |
at the wake. | 1:22:38 | 1:22:39 | |
I just kneeled there. | 1:22:40 | 1:22:43 | |
I couldn't do it. | 1:22:46 | 1:22:48 | |
(SIGHS) He'd understand. | 1:22:49 | 1:22:53 | |
When my father was in the hospital, | 1:22:55 | 1:22:58 | |
I prayed for him every day. | 1:22:58 | 1:23:01 | |
He fuckin' died anyway. | 1:23:05 | 1:23:08 | |
(TRAIN RATTLES PAST) | 1:23:09 | 1:23:11 | |
-Have you talked to that detective again? -Yeah. | 1:23:25 | 1:23:29 | |
You? | 1:23:29 | 1:23:31 | |
Yeah, what'd you say? | 1:23:31 | 1:23:33 | |
Same as before. Nothing. | 1:23:33 | 1:23:36 | |
-What about you? -Nothin'. | 1:23:36 | 1:23:38 | |
(CLEARS THROAT) | 1:23:40 | 1:23:42 | |
You know, we, er, we could just tell him the truth. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:47 | |
Yeah. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:50 | |
We could. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:53 | |
Yeah. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:54 | |
-Those were my bullets, Carmine. -Yeah, I know. | 1:23:58 | 1:24:02 | |
I know that, Mike. | 1:24:04 | 1:24:06 | |
Where do you think he is? | 1:24:07 | 1:24:09 | |
In heaven. How the fuck do I know where he is? | 1:24:11 | 1:24:13 | |
Not him. | 1:24:13 | 1:24:15 | |
Gino. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:17 | |
Oh. | 1:24:21 | 1:24:23 | |
Philly knows where we could find him. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:31 | |
You know, he never got to pick a best man. | 1:24:36 | 1:24:39 | |
It's a coin toss, you know. It could have been either one of us. | 1:24:39 | 1:24:43 | |
You free tomorrow night? | 1:24:49 | 1:24:51 | |
I'll tell Ellen something came up. | 1:24:51 | 1:24:54 | |
So, we are talking about the same thing? | 1:24:54 | 1:24:56 | |
You know, for all the times we broke his balls, | 1:25:08 | 1:25:11 | |
we never told him we loved him. | 1:25:11 | 1:25:14 | |
He knew we did. He knew. | 1:25:14 | 1:25:17 | |
I fuckin' hope so. | 1:25:19 | 1:25:21 | |
Yeah. | 1:25:23 | 1:25:25 | |
-Hey! -(WEAPON CLATTERS) | 1:25:50 | 1:25:52 | |
You ready? | 1:26:40 | 1:26:42 | |
How about you, you fucking cocksucker, you ready? | 1:26:42 | 1:26:45 | |
Come here. Get up. Get up. | 1:26:46 | 1:26:48 | |
Pick your fuckin' head up. I said pick it up! | 1:26:54 | 1:26:58 | |
You're sure you wanna do this? | 1:26:58 | 1:27:00 | |
Yeah. | 1:27:00 | 1:27:02 | |
For the best man... | 1:27:05 | 1:27:08 | |
Heads, it's me. Tails, it's you. | 1:27:08 | 1:27:12 | |
Heads. | 1:27:24 | 1:27:26 | |
What the fuck did you do? | 1:27:26 | 1:27:28 | |
-It was me. -Come here. -It was heads! -Calm down, Mike. | 1:27:28 | 1:27:33 | |
Listen to me. | 1:27:33 | 1:27:34 | |
Listen to me, Mike. Listen to me. | 1:27:34 | 1:27:37 | |
They got law schools in California, alright? | 1:27:38 | 1:27:40 | |
Get the fuck outta here. | 1:27:40 | 1:27:42 | |
Alright? Take that little girl and go, Mike. | 1:27:42 | 1:27:46 | |
Get the fuck outta here. | 1:27:46 | 1:27:49 | |
Come here! | 1:27:50 | 1:27:52 | |
'In a strange way, I felt angry at Carmine, | 1:27:54 | 1:27:59 | |
like he cheated me out of avenging Bobby's death.' | 1:27:59 | 1:28:02 | |
'I eventually came to realise | 1:28:03 | 1:28:05 | |
it was the most selfless thing he had ever done.' | 1:28:05 | 1:28:09 | |
'Until that night, I never really thought I'd leave Brooklyn.' | 1:28:10 | 1:28:14 | |
'I could never imagine being apart from my friends.' | 1:28:14 | 1:28:17 | |
'But that summer, I moved to California with Ellen.' | 1:28:17 | 1:28:22 | |
'Carmine and I kept in touch, but... | 1:28:23 | 1:28:26 | |
we didn't see each other for years.' | 1:28:26 | 1:28:29 | |
'Then one day, I got a call.' | 1:28:31 | 1:28:35 | |
O, give thanks to The Lord, for He is good. | 1:28:41 | 1:28:45 | |
His steadfast love endureth forever. | 1:28:45 | 1:28:48 | |
The Lord is my strength and my song. | 1:28:48 | 1:28:51 | |
Do you have the ring? | 1:28:52 | 1:28:55 | |
You may kiss the bride. | 1:29:10 | 1:29:13 | |
'Though years had passed and we were thousands of miles away, | 1:29:20 | 1:29:24 | |
in church that day, I realised something.' | 1:29:24 | 1:29:27 | |
'When you have friends, real friends, | 1:29:27 | 1:29:32 | |
it doesn't matter if they're here or there, living or dead.' | 1:29:32 | 1:29:36 | |
'No matter where you go, | 1:29:36 | 1:29:38 | |
you always take them with you.' | 1:29:38 | 1:29:41 | |
'In your heart.' | 1:29:41 | 1:29:43 | |
# "Walk Of Life" - Dire Straits | 1:29:43 | 1:29:46 | |
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