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Blimey - strike a light! It's that time of year again. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
It's the Hairy Bikers' Christmas Special. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Dear fellow, let's immerse ourselves in the British tradition that's Christmas! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
Mr Scrooge, you know, I might do this one | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
as a loveable, cheeky, Cockney chappy. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
I however, dear fellow, will not. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Whatever! But you lot, please come along | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
and join us on our festive romp. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Fun, food and frolics await. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
-That is.... -The Hairy Bikers' 12 Days of Christmas! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
# On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
# A partridge in a pear tree | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
# On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
# Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. # | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
Whoa! Back to reality. I couldn't keep that up for long. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Good Lord, dear fellow, no! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
It's our Christmas special. We'll be doing some fantastic food. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
And we will be enlisting the help of some very special people. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
The food and people are both inspired | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
by the carol that is the Twelve Days of Christmas. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
We will be preparing a festive feast with a wonderful array of | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
fantastic dishes. But it's not your traditional Christmas fare. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-Well, no, cos we are the Hairy Bikers. -Born to be wild, dude. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Well, our hair is anyway! -That stock is brilliant. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
All the fantastic dishes are ideal to be cooked over | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
the entire festive season. Not just for Christmas Day. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
That is a lovely breast. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
As well as cooking, we will also be taking part in some of the best traditions of Christmas. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
Family, fun and fantastic food. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Here, Mr Myers, we start in the wonder that his Norwich. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
-And obviously we are going to be meeting Delia. -No, we are not. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-Tricia? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
No. Alan Partridge, dude. Partridge in a pear tree. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
First line of the song. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
But I have a confession. We are not actually meeting the real Alan Partridge. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Why not? The combed over hair look and craps sweaters are making quite a comeback. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Because we are meeting the man who was inspiration for Alan Partridge, allegedly. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
It's Radio Norfolk's cult-jock, Wally Webb. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Dancing on the ceiling by Lionel Ritchie, he's obviously bought those boots with the Velcro on. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
Dear viewers, we've had a spot of bother. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
I've had an accident. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
'I came off my bike.' | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Which is why we are on a trike. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I feel like Rudolph shepherding around a white bearded Santa. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Dude, let's go with the Dastardly and Mutley thing, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
it's a bit more rock'n'roll. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
HE IMITATES MUTLEY | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
We're cooking our first dish for the real Alan Partridge. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
That's lush, Kingy! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
We've decided to get into character and dress in sports casuals. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
It's in homage to Norwich's famous DJ. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
I tell you what you look like, dude. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
You look like a stick of candyfloss and I look like a fruit bonbon. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-It's not good. -Mate, you so look like Noel Edmonds | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
in his Noel's Full House days with the highlights, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
white beard, dead ringer. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-Well, we're cooking. -Ah-ha. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
# ..My true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree... # | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
The first line of the song has inspired us to create | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
a fabulous roast partridge dish to be served with pickled pears. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Dude, Partridge is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas bird. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Its succulent and juicy and feeds much smaller numbers than | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
a goose or turkey, so it's ideal for those small celebratory meals | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
over the festive period. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
The dish starts with the sweating down of a shallot or a humble onion. This is the base for the stuffing. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:48 | |
Sausage meat, bread crumbs and chestnuts, cos it's Christmas. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
Chestnuts roasting on your open fire. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Jack Frost nibbling at your toes. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
I don't know what's after that. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-And forget-me-nots. -Merry Christmas everyone. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
And now some dried apricots. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
At Christmas you use a lot of dried fruit. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
It was like a Tudor thing for opulence. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
You put whatever you had just to celebrate and make things richer and more lush. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:15 | |
Add to this four sage leaves. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
We are both fervent believers in eating game. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
It's out in the wild, it's natural, it's healthy. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Posh Folk have game. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Wearing hats like this. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Then they go out banging things. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
You, there, shoot that bird. It's great. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
This stuffing will draw the flavour from the Partridge | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
and the Partridge will take flavour from the stuffing. It's like us, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
we help each other, we live together. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
We don't live together! When we did live together? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
On the road, you know what I mean, not living that way. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Now we've got wives and stuff. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
-There you are. -Thank you. -You partridge plucker. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Now, you may look at this withered specimen and it doesn't immediately | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
say, "Eat me", but soon it's going to look brilliant. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Now there is no way they are going to end up dried out. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
They're moist inside, they have loads of butter, they are wrapped in bacon. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Every bit of it apart from the bones is going to be yum-yum, hubba-hubba. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
And they're going into the oven. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
That's about 180 degrees for about 40-45 minutes. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
But don't overcook them or they will be like kind of cremated sparrows. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
'Now to go with the special partridge, we're making fondant potatoes. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
'They have a gorgeous, rich texture and they're | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
'one of the most luxurious ways to cook the humble spud. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
'We're frying the rounds in butter for a rich flavour, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
'then we're turning them over, and adding stock, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
'crushed garlic, and some thyme. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
'After seasoning, we are covering the fondants and allowing them to | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
'simmer gently until the potato is cooked through.' | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Partridges done. They take about 45 minutes. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
So, pickled pears. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
We want to keep the pear stalk here. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
So start from the stalk, work your way down. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
White wine vinegar, loads. Bring that to the boil. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Some water, because we don't want it too vinegary. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
To that, we add some sugar. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
'Then I'm adding some cloves, allspice, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
'juniper berries and star anise.' | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
A couple of cinnamon sticks. And bring that lot to the boil. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
They'll take about five minutes until they just go soft. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Now, this commonly known as a kilner jar, or a preserve jar, whatever you fancy. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
You need to sterilise this before you can pickle anything. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Put the pears in, try to get them to stand up if you can. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
-You want them well packed, don't you? -You do. Look at that. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Put the cinnamon in. And just to finish it off, just put a sprig of | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
rosemary into the jar which is just going to flavour them beautifully. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
'After a week, these will be ready to eat, but the longer you leave them, the better they will taste'. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:44 | |
-There you go, mate. Merry Christmas. -Yes, Merry Christmas. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
They're fabulous. What's great is, the pears have taken on all of those spices, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:56 | |
and it's soft, and its sweet, and it sour. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
It still tastes like pear, but it's undoubtedly a pickle. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
That one is a dynamite winner. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
'These pickled pears are a greater accompaniment to the rich gamey flavours | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
'of the partridge, and combined with some fresh vegetables, | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
'this dish is a wonderful Christmas treat. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
'And don't forget, the recipe for all the dishes on tonight's show | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
are available online. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Now all we have got to do is plate up, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
because any minute now our honoured guest, Wally Webb, will be here. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-That's him. -Who? -The legend that is. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-Hello, Wally. Pleased to meet you. -I'm Si. How are you? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-All right, Si. -You're a Mod! -Yeah. -You've got a Lambretta. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
-Yeah. -I mean, that's pretty cool. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
That's a '66, World Cup year. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-You're the only partridge that we know in Norwich, and we've cooked one. -Step this way. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
-OK. -There he is, Wally. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
Our first festive feast. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-You've done this for me? -We certainly have. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
It is a well-stuffed partridge. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Very well presented too, I might say. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Pickled pear with fondant, carrots and peas. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
We'd like to know your verdict. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-It's jolly. -Isn't it? Isn't it just. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
It's a party, a Christmas party in your gob. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
-It's like having tinsel in your mouth. -What a fella. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-Now the only thing he is, there's no such thing as a free lunch. -Right? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
So what we need to do, we need to get you and the assembled throng to sing | 0:08:15 | 0:08:22 | |
the first few lines... | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
-Of? -The Twelve Days of Christmas. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
# On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:32 | |
# A partridge in a pear tree. # | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
'Ouch! I think Wally should stick to playing records | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
rather than singing.' | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
'But, dude, we are off to a flyer. One down, 11 to go.' | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Now for the next line, we are not going to be roasting turtle doves. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
We are fans of game, but that's going a bit far. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
No, turtle doves are a symbol of love. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
And this has inspired us to cook a romantic meal for our | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
nearest and dearest, and yes, people, | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
these ladies are our real true loves. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
# Two turtle doves and a partridge... Oh! # | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
They haven't learnt their lines yet, but it's great to have them on the telly with us. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:10 | |
# Magic | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
# Moments | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
# When two hearts are sharing | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
# I'll never forget the moment we met, she nicked me wallet. # | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
-Dude, not any more though. -No, now we've got a couple of belters here. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
-And they are due soon, and we are doing something wonderful with our leftovers. -We are. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Christmas is a time of love, isn't it? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
And one of the nicest things in the world is making food for the people you love. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
Basically, what we are going to show is where you have leftover turkey, leftover ham, leftover cold cuts, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
-you can make really quick, tasty samosas. -And leftover grannies. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:47 | |
If you want your granny to go home, say that you'll put her into a samosa and she'll | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
-be off on her Zimmer frame, up the drive. -Not that we're promoting cannibalism. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
The first thing we have to do is basically put bits in a bowl and make the filling. | 0:09:55 | 0:10:01 | |
What's this? It's a bowl. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
And this is two bits. A couple of leftover old fondants. I am going to dice those. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
I think we should just put it all in. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
It seems just like a waste not to put it all in. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
You can do what you want. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
-It's Christmas! -I love that. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
These orange things, surprisingly, are carrots. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
You don't want them mushy, so only part-boil them and chop them nice and fine. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
Everything is nice and fine. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without the odd diced carrot. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
It wouldn't. It wouldn't. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Whenever you are making samosas, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
potatoes always do seem to play a part. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
They take flavour in from the curry powder and they bulk it out a bit. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
But fondants, because they have been cooked in butter and stock, these are rich samosas. Romantic samosas. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
I'm going to put three teaspoons of curry powder in. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
For making a samosa, don't bother making your own pastry. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
We've kind of got two types we commonly use. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
One is the French brik pastry, which I think gives a better finish. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
It's more like a proper samosa pastry. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Or, a good old packet of filo pastry. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Tends to come up a bit Greek, but it's not bad. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
For extra richness, we paint that with butter. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
A samosa is rather like toilet paper. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
It can be either two-ply or three-ply. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
We will go for two-ply, so it is two-ply with butter in the middle. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
And you know why? Because it gives it a velvet finish. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
So you put it into the corner like so and fold it over. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
And as we roll, those open ends are being sealed. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
And there is the shape we love. Passing over to the eggy wash department. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Eggy wash department? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-That'll need lots of eggy wash, that. -Oh, doesn't it? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-I feel it could unroll. -And you don't want that with your samosa. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
You don't want it to unroll. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
No, because then it would be like a waffle. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
But these are lovely for a party of people coming round. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
It's easy, its finger food, it's not challenging and it's not formal. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
You just get tucked in. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Come on, my darling. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Look, we've got little gems of loveliness everywhere. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:12 | |
So, ladies, Christmas is a time of love. What's the food of love? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
-I think, for me, it has to be lobster. -D'you think? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-Yeah. -You are keen on a lobby, aren't you, kid? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
I love the way you do it. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
You can make me happy cooking me pig trotters. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
You get pigs trotters, I get ruddy lobster! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
No wonder I'm skint! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Thanks, love. It's going to be a great Christmas. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
-I know. -Let's be pulling of the crackerness. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year. # | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Yeah! I've got one! | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Look at you, you ended up with two. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Get your hats on! Get your hats on! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Look at that, dude, quality hat. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Oh, I'm going to miss our two little turtle doves. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
I know, they're gorgeous, aren't they? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
'But we are on a mission, and the open road beckons.' | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Next we are heading north to the land where girls have | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
corned beef legs and wear nowt on a night out, my home city of Newcastle. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
And we've set up our kitchen on the quayside, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
next to one of the most iconic landmarks of the city, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
the Tyne Bridge. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
# Alouette, gentille Alouette. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
# Alouette, je te plumerai. # | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
The French poulet bresse, the finest French hen in the world. We've got three, three French hens. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
Yes because, you know what? They are renowned for being tasty. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
So, if it is fine dining and Michelin-starred flavours you're | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
looking for over the festive period, then this is it. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
We're making three dishes, because with a bird this fine, you waste nothing. You'll even eat the cluck. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
And we're doing chicken thighs stuffed with parsley and thyme, | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
citrus-crusted chicken breast, and a fantastic noodle soup. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
Ideal if you're feeling like Billy Bloater after eating too much, or worse for wear after too much beer. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
Over to you, Signor Butcher. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-I'll go and peel the carrots. -Are you peeling carrots? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-You go and peel a chicken. -I'll peel a chicken. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
We're going to start by taking the legs and thighs off. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
You can see where it falls away. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Then what you do, you turn it over with your thumbs, and you press and you pop out those thigh joints. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:35 | |
And then what we do is make a small incision there | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
to cut through the tendon. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
I'm not a professional butcher, but I just love doing it, you know. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
Now I'm going to show you how to butcher vegetables. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
I'm not a professional butcher, but I just love it. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Let's start with carrots... | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
You make a chop there and off it pops. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Cut it there, cut it there and you find you have a carrot. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
-Can be a tricky job, can't it, Kingy? -What, peeling carrots! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
While Dave struggles with the vegies, I'm removing the breast | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
and cutting away the drumstick from the thigh. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
See that? That is the said thigh bone. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
So, all we do is take the knife, which is a good thing for cutting with, then...just | 0:15:18 | 0:15:24 | |
pull the flesh away from the bone like that | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
until you get to a point where you can put your knife underneath the bone. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
Just cut up towards the bone... | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
nice and gently, you don't have to be tough with it. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
One boned thigh. How simple is that? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Come on, just give it a go. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Give it a go. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-That was brilliant. -So, we have... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
a drumstick that's going to go in to the soup, a carcass that's going to | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
go in to the soup, a lovely thigh and two lovely breasts. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:53 | |
-What an awesome, iconic place to cook. -Yes. The Tyne Bridge. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
The mighty Tyne. It's nice to be home. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
Why don't geordies wear overcoats? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
I don't know. I don't know. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Mind, there are a few satsumas running around the town on a Friday night, I tell you. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
You know them tanning shops? The girls with false tan... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
You see them, they're like DayGlo jackets. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
You think, no, no, that's my tan! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
'But enough about the locals.' | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
'Let's get on with this great winter soup.' | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Right. Put the carcass in. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
We'll have the wings in and the drumsticks in as well. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Leeks go in. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
A couple of sticks of celery and don't forget the leaves. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
While Kingy's work is cosmetic and beautiful, mine can be a bit | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
of a hatchet job, because I'm in it for flavour, not for beauty. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Ha! Ya-ha! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
Bung that in. Just put some peppercorns in, | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
just whole peppercorns | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
and we're gonna make a little garnish with three or four bay leaves, a bunch of thyme... | 0:16:47 | 0:16:53 | |
Put the string on bear-like so. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
It's like a little Christmas present full of flavour. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Just bring that to the boil. Let it simmer for at least two hours, preferably all day, really. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:02 | |
There's going to be pints and pints of lovely chicken noodle soup! | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
'So, whilst the chicken soup is on the go, it's time to get on with the stuffed chicken thighs. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:11 | |
'This stuffing is a classic lemon and parsley, lots of zesty flavours, | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
'herbs, breadcrumbs and all held together with an egg yolk. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
'That's it, so it's over to you, Kingy.' | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
'Oh, that's gonna be great, man. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
'Look at all those lovely flavours. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
'It's making my mouth water just thinking about it!' | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Now, the citrus crusted chicken breasts. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
To start off, I'm gonna melt down some lardons and I want to sear | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
the chicken breasts, but I'm doing that in the bacon fat. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
-It's super juicy. -Ooh! Look at you and your posh lardons! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:45 | |
You can't beat a lardon for flavour, Kingy. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Whilst the lardons are sizzling away, I'm going to get on with the citrus rub for the chicken breast. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
I'm combining lots of fruity flavours with a bit of thyme and garlic and seasoning to taste. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
Now that the paste it is ready, | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
it's time to sear the chicken for a few minutes. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
I only want it colouring. I don't want it fried through, I don't want it to get tough. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
Put this on here ready for the oven. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
I sincerely wish you could smell these. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-Abso-blooming-lutely! -Oh! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
So, just about a teaspoon of this paste. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Spread it on to the chicken breast. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
We're not forgetting we've got that lovely bacon fat and lardon. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
We're going to baste the chicken with that. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
What we're going to get in the bottom of this dish is the most wonderful kind of drizzly juices. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:32 | |
'Then place in an oven for about 20 minutes.' | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
Wow! That stock's brilliant! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
The stuffed chicken thighs are superb, the citrus breasts | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
-are grilling up, time to get the calling birds. -Let's go. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
To go with our three French hens, we need four calling birds. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
And we know just the place to find them. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
One of Newcastle's biggest call centres. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
How's it going? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Hi, fellas. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
We've been cooking down the quayside. Fancy a bit of chicken? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-Yeah! -Come with me, madam. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-Hello! -Hi there. -How are you? Nice to meet you. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
-Are you hungry? -I am. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Excellent. Get your coat, come on, we're off. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-I'm cold! -You look as though you're wanting for a good dinner. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
-Oh, yes. Thank you. -Do come with us. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-Hey, hiya! -Hey, hiya! -Are you all right? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Not bad, kid. How are you? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-I'm fine. -You're not on a call, are you? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-Sorry. -No, I'm not. No. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
I didn't want to disturb. Come on, we're off. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-We're off? -Well, you might as well. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
We've poulet breast-three ways. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
We've got chicken noodle soup, we've got the thighs... | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Stuffed with stuffing! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
And we've got the breasts with a citrus crust and latkes. Come on! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
These birds are definitely worth a fine three-course meal. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-Alfresco, mind. -And we're serving them the best chicken money can buy in three fabulous ways. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:59 | |
A fine chicken noodle soup, citrus-crusted chicken breast and chicken thighs stuffed | 0:19:59 | 0:20:06 | |
with parsley and thyme with potato latkes on the side. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Here we go. Four soups. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
Madam. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
-Lovely, thank you. -You're very welcome, darling. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
Well, bon apetito. I hope you like it. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
SONG: Every Day Is Christmas | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
-What do you think? -I think it's very nice, very tasty. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
-It's lovely. -The best soup I've ever had. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Right, time for the mains. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
ALL: Wooh! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Here we go. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
The other two dishes. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Have you tasted that breast? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
-That is a lovely breast. -Isn't it? -What do you think, Lucy? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
It's great. You can taste the difference. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-I'm a fan of Nando's, but you've done a good job. -Thank you very much. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
We're going to the Olympic Park in London, where 7,000 builders | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
are busy preparing the site for the main event in 2012. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
And if you've been keeping up with us, you should be able to guess why. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
There can be no more symbolic five golden rings | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
than the five Olympian rings. The rings that bind the world. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
Yes, in that sort of swimmy sort of runny, shot-putty sort of way. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Yes. In honour of this, we are creating the five golden rings. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:52 | |
-Big pretzels! -Giant pretzels. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Come on! And we've found five builders who have agreed to sing for their brekkie. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
# Five gold rings! Four calling birds, three French hens | 0:21:59 | 0:22:05 | |
# Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. # | 0:22:05 | 0:22:10 | |
OK, look, they're not The Temptations, | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
but the crowd loved them. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Now, we've got something dead simple to go with our pretzels. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
Because with all the rich food people tend to eat over Christmas, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
you don't want to do extravagant things with your breakfast now, do you? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
So, we've revived an old classic, corned beef hash, and combined | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
with the perfect poached egg, it's a great start to the day. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
But first, the pretzels. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
And like all good breads, it's how you begin which is key. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
Good breads are done with a starter | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
or a poolish or a sponge, which is basically a kind of, | 0:22:40 | 0:22:45 | |
a fermenting gloop, which will make you have | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
a more tasty, chewier bread. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
So take half a kilo of flour, bread flour. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
Put it into a bowl. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
Normally when we cook it's kind of like a bit of this, bit of that. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
But baking, it's alchemy. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
So to the half kilo of flour, sachet of dried yeast | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
and about 680, 700ml of warm water. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Just stir this till it's nice and smooth. Cover with cling film. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:12 | |
Leave this to one side in a draft-free place for about two, four, six, eight hours. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
Whatever you fancy. Until it's all bubbled up. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
It's a bit cold here. We might be here a while. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
-Aye. -Great. Shall we go for a wander? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Aye, I'm dying for a look round. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
# Old Mr Pringle is soon going to jingle | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
# The bells that'll tingle all your troubles away. # | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
Look, dude, where hopes are dashed and dreams are made, look. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
The Aquatic Centre, the 2012 Olympic village. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Come on, swim like you mean it, dude, swim. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
That is going to be that. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-The Aquatic Centre. -It's a wonderful feat of engineering, actually. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
I mean, when you stand here and take in the scale of it, it's truly... | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
I kind of, I've got a flush of national pride, actually. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
-Yes. -Isn't it? -Do you know, if you were in the Olympics, which event would you go for? | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
Shot put. What about you? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
-Parallel bars. -Pa, pa... | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
'That's in a parallel universe, mind you.' | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
'Anyway, from fantasy back to reality.' | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Although you could spend a day marvelling | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
at the sites around the Olympic Park, | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
we've got a breakfast to cook for five strapping lads. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
-Look at that. -Have a look at this. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
It is a living, breathing organism. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
-Talk to me, talk to me! -Wool-op, bloob-bloob, bloob-bloob. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
I want to be in a giant pretzel, that's what I want. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
After two hours, our bread starter has risen to a fermenting, globular mass. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:37 | |
Take the bowl like that. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Now put in another half kilo of flour. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Four teaspoons of salt. Just to temper that, a teaspoon of sugar. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
So that's your dry goods. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Give that a whisk round. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
-Just one tablespoon of olive oil. -And that makes it chewy and ooh... | 0:24:53 | 0:24:59 | |
Now, look, this is the living, breathing beast. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
You add that to the flour, the salt, the sugar, the olive-oil. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Now that a living, breathing beast is the centre of the universe at the minute. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
It's life. We have created life. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
So put your doo-dah down | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
and just let it work, to knead for seven minutes at a low speed. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:20 | |
So, after seven minutes | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
we have a nice ball of dough. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
It is a soft dough, a workable dough. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
With bread, the softer the dough, generally, the better the bread. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
Look at that. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
Over to you. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
Shine a light! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Yes, look at that. It's a good way to tell, sticks to your palms. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
How the bakers do it, they go like this. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Go on, mate. Go on. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
And here is Barnes Wallis's bouncing bomb. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
Don't play with your food. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
Now there's enough dough there to make two giant pretzels. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
So we need to roll that out, basically, | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
until it's the length of the table. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Now to tie a pretzel. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Yes, David. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Take that up like that. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Think like a tie. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Take it like that. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Figure-of-eight. Plop it down. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
And what does that look like? A giant pretzel! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Cover it with cling film, and leave it to rest again for | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
about 20 minutes, half an hour, and it will indeed swell up even more. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:26 | |
And repeat said process five times. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Once the pretzels have risen, we are coating them with an eggy wash, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
sprinkling poppy or sesame seeds on the top, | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
and finishing them off with a pinch of salt. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Now just bake them in a hot oven, 200-220 degrees centigrade for | 0:26:46 | 0:26:52 | |
about half an hour, until they are golden and just lush. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
To make the corned beef hash, first we are caramelising an onion | 0:26:57 | 0:27:03 | |
in butter, then we are adding the potatoes and the corned beef | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
and letting them cook until crisp. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
I tell you a good word for this - moulder. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
You want your your corned beef hash to moulder away for about an hour. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:18 | |
Once the hash is cooked down, we are adding Worcester sauce, | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
parsley and seasoning to taste. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
Now ladies and gentlemen, never ever | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
will your poached eggs go snotty or like Doctor Who monsters | 0:27:25 | 0:27:30 | |
ever again. Your poached eggs are going to be perfect. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
To the poaching liquor water, add a small dash of vinegar. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:40 | |
You take the egg in its shell and you plunge this | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
in boiling water for 20 seconds. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
So by plunging the egg into the boiling water | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
it just jellies it a little bit and it stops exploding. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Egg-sploding! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Egg-sactly! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
Now break this into a saucer. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
So give that water swirl as well to create a little whirlpool. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
And look at that! All of the white bits, it's like a cyclonic effect, | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
are just wrapping round the yolk. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
And you have an absolutely perfect poached egg. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
-Hey, here we go, boys. -Here you are, lads. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
So, boys, what do you think of the corned beef hash? | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
-Lovely, mate. -Lovely. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:37 | |
Right lads, no corned beef hash for you boys. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
What do you think about the pretzels and the way the eggs are cooked? | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
-Very nice. -Good. You can do us some more if you want. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
Yeah, do some more, mate. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
How's it going, Stevie? | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
Very nice, very nice. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
-Where did that go? -This bread is warm! | 0:28:58 | 0:29:02 | |
The pretzels were fantastic, the corned beef hash was brilliant, the eggs were perfect, the lads loved it. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:08 | |
That's breakfast sorted. What about the main event? | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
I mean, there's got to be an alternative to turkey. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
Goose! We could have goose. I always want goose on Christmas Day and I never get it. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
It's always a big argument in our house. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
Well, I know a saucy old goose that I think's well worth a gander. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
'Forget about trying to find six geese a-laying, Kingy - | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
'we're off to meet Mother Goose, the famous pantomime dame.' | 0:29:31 | 0:29:35 | |
# On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
# Six geese a-laying, five go-old rings | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
# Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
# And a partridge in a pear tree. # Mwah! | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
'Ah, yes, dude, and I finally get to cook a traditional roast goose with all the trimmings. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:57 | |
'So if you fancy something different to turkey this year, goose is a great alternative. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:02 | |
'Ah, big frocks and food. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
'What could be better?' | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
Oh, wow, this is magical. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
All those Christmas pantos, all those glowing, rosy faces. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
The tears, the laughter, dude. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
Talking of which - goose, we've got one to cook. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
We have, and we've also got its mother to meet. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
Oooh...! | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
'Oh, I can't believe it, Si, we're meeting Mother Goose herself! | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
'Yes, one of the most famous panto dames. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
'For the six geese a-laying, Mother Goose will be playing. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
-'Oh, Gawd, he's off. -'Well, it is panto.' | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
This has got to be the spookiest kitchen we've ever cooked in. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:50 | |
-Underneath the stage. -It's full of theatricality, | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
the smell of greasepaint, the whiff of the limelight. It's all here. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:57 | |
-Goose. -Goose. | 0:30:57 | 0:30:58 | |
Baste! Season! | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
Where's the salt, dude? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:04 | |
-It's behind you! -Oh, man. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
No, over there. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
-You've got panto Tourette's, you! -Oh, no, I haven't! | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
In the oven. Four hours. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
'And it's that simple. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
'Now, before we all tuck into our festive meal, Mother Goose is going to teach us how to be panto dames. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:24 | |
'It's frocks and make-up for us. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
'Ooh, I've always wanted to dress up like Pat Butcher.' | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
Now, I couldn't decide which colour to give you, chuck, so you've got the lot. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:34 | |
That's better. Look at that. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
Whatever happened to The Beverley Sisters, eh? | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
Forget your names, I'm going to give you panto names now. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:47 | |
Daveria and Simonella! | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
Oh, I'm so glad that you two are here, I've spent so long on my own. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
It'll be the first Christmas I've had with company for ages. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
Let's make some scones. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:02 | |
-Oh, no, I won't, I've no currants. -I've got some, Mother. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:06 | |
-Where did you find these? -I got them from behind the rabbit hutch! | 0:32:06 | 0:32:10 | |
Oh, you terrible tyke! | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
I've nothing left. I'm not Mother Goose any more, I'm Mother Hubbard. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
Don't worry, Mother. We've got a fantastic festive feast. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
Ooh! | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:23 | 0:32:24 | |
-Ooh, should I carve? -Ooh, you can be Mother. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
-Beautiful, that. -Look at that. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
Crispy skin, breast. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
I think we can cook better than we can panto. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
I'll tell you what. Don't give up your day jobs, will you? | 0:32:46 | 0:32:50 | |
Very good. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
-This is one tradition I love. -Brilliant. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
-I'll do that way. -You do that ways. -I'll get that one. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
I'll do this way. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:00 | |
-ALL: -One, two, three! | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Ooh, Merry Christmas and I nearly lost my...Sycle. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
'Even though I do love a frock, it's time for us to ditch the outfits. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
'But we're keeping some of the leftover goose for our next dish. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
'Now, for the next line in the song, seven swans a-swimming, | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
'we've struck it lucky, and we'll be lapping it up later. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
'But first, there's another festive tradition that I want to take part in. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
'And we've collected lots of goose fat just for the occasion.' | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
-I'm all pantoed up! I love that, it's brilliant! -Right, what's next? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
Seven swans a-swimming. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:43 | |
We've got the swans and the swimming. Fancy a swim? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
Absolutely not. No. What? | 0:33:46 | 0:33:47 | |
You cover yourself in goose fat. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
It's a great British Christmas tradition, from the Irish Sea to The Serpentine. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:54 | |
Everybody's doing it. Layer of goose fat, go for a swim. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
-Absolutely not. -Come on. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:58 | |
-No. -Just a dip. -I'll tell you what, though. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
I will grease your bearings in a sort of goose grease sort of way. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
And when you go in, I will stand on the side to see you don't drown, | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
-because it's health and safety, you see. -Oh, I feel so safe. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:11 | |
Hurry up. Oh, man, there's loads of folk. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
Keep me decent. Keep me decent. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
You see, allegedly, it keeps you warm and you just don't feel the chill it's all. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
You're mad. You're mad. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
Now... So, no self-administration. Right. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
I don't know how else to do it, dude. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
God, that's cold. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
Give us it here. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:37 | |
Lift your choller up. Ooh, my Gawd, it's like a self-basting turkey. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:42 | |
-Call me Butterball. -Turn round. Turn round. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
The thing is, people say that you lose most of the heat out of your head. Well, this isn't true. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:52 | |
You know where you lose most of the heat, don't you? I'll show you. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
-Out your butt crack! -Ahh! | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
Be all right. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
-OK... -Glasses. -Right. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
Go, dude, go! | 0:35:04 | 0:35:05 | |
See if it works! | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
It's lovely. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
# Born free, as free as the wind blows... | 0:35:17 | 0:35:21 | |
It's supposed to be swans a-swimming, dude, elegant! | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
Lovely. You know? | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
-Does it work? -No... -Not really. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
-Takes your breath away. -I'm not surprised. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Have you got something nice to warm me up? | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
Don't worry, dude. It'll be ready for you when you come back. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
Thank you. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
It doesn't work. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
'Over Christmas there's always leftovers. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
'If you're clever, you can make something even more interesting and tasty than the original. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:06 | |
'And using leftovers is low-effort deliciousness. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
'So, I'm going to prepare a leftover goose risotto. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:14 | |
'Ideal for Boxing Day lunch - or, if like Dave you've just frozen your bits off by taking a festive swim.' | 0:36:14 | 0:36:21 | |
'First, I'm sweating some onions in olive oil, and adding a few cloves of chopped garlic. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:26 | |
'After sauteing a small bowl of Arborio risotto rice, | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
'I'm adding hot vegetable stock, | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
'stirring all the time until the liquid is absorbed.' | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
Phwooar! | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Talk about going south for the winter. Everything's gone north! | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
That smells great. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:47 | |
-Hey, man, it's smashing. Will you stick the mushers on for us? -Yes. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:51 | |
'Whilst the mushrooms are cooking away, I'm adding green peppercorns which have been soaked in brine. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:58 | |
'Then, I'm going to keep adding the hot stock, and stirring until the rice is cooked.' | 0:36:58 | 0:37:03 | |
How are you feeling? Are you still frozen to the bone? | 0:37:03 | 0:37:07 | |
I'm feeling a bit kind of...clammy. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
Did you get the goose grease off? | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
As much... But I tell you what, I won't need to moisturise for a bit. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
-Yes. -It's lovely, because the green peppercorns have just gone through the rice of the risotto. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:25 | |
The risotto, you don't want a bite to it, you don't want it al dente, not in our opinion anyway. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:30 | |
Some people like it, we don't. But you want it to still have a structure. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
The rice grain to still have a structure - when you bite through it, it's just soft. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
It is al punto. Just at that point. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
Stir the mushrooms in. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
-Goose! -Goose! | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
What we're going to do, we'll put the goose in and what we're doing is | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
we want to keep the integrity of the grain, so we're folding it in. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
We're not stirring it in, we're folding it. OK? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
Parmesan cheese, a good Parmesan. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
Pecorino's good as well, if you don't want it quite so sharp. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
I think it's about ready for some butter. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Lovely. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:07 | |
To finally finish it off, some fresh herbs. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
Got some sage, some tarragon, some chives, | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
some parsley, basically anything you've got in your window box. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:16 | |
That's it. That's your risotto. It's done, it's finished. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Just serve that with a really, really nice salad. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:23 | |
# On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:38:23 | 0:38:29 | |
# Seven swans a-swimming... # | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
'But after such a gorgeous meal, it's time for us to conclude our search for seven swans a-swimming.' | 0:38:32 | 0:38:39 | |
-Come on, mate. -Let's go, dude. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
-There's nothing like a good pint at the end of a perfect day. -You're not wrong. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:47 | |
# And a partridge in a pear tree... # | 0:38:47 | 0:38:50 | |
-Just the job. -Hello, lads. -Steve, how are you? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
We're here for a purpose, aren't we? | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
This is our Severn Swans, and pretty soon we're going to be swimming in it(!) | 0:38:56 | 0:39:02 | |
I...am going to be swimming in it. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
You however, are playing Rudolph, and driving. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
Severn Swans A-Swimming Ale. Cheers. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. Cheers. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
# On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:39:17 | 0:39:22 | |
# Seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
# Five go-old rings | 0:39:25 | 0:39:31 | |
# Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves | 0:39:31 | 0:39:36 | |
# And a partridge in a pear tree. # | 0:39:36 | 0:39:44 | |
Beautiful! Beautiful. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
-That'll do for me. -It's better than the jukebox, dude. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
'The next stage of our musically inspired odyssey has brought us to rural Gloucestershire. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:04 | |
'And the next line of the song... | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
# On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
# Eight maids a-milking... # | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
'..has inspired us to come up with a great alternative to the traditional Christmas pud. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:17 | |
'Big slabs of Christmas pud after turkey and all the trimmings aren't everybody's cup of tea. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:23 | |
'So we've created a spicy pannacotta, made with raisins and festive spices. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:28 | |
'Yes, mate, it's got all those Christmassy flavours but it's modern, light and sexy! | 0:40:28 | 0:40:33 | |
-'Bit like us, dude. -'But the key ingredient is lots and lots of fresh cream.' | 0:40:33 | 0:40:40 | |
Yee-ha, partner! Oh, there's only one place to go for cream. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
That's our Jess. It's the best there is, man. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
'Jess helps run the family farm, and she's lots of lovely dairy cows which she calls her ladies.' | 0:40:46 | 0:40:53 | |
# Eight maids a-milking... # | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
-Well, we've got one. -I know, but she's a belter. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Absolutely. It's our Jess. How big's your farm, Jess? | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
-It's 220 acres. -Are you married? | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
-No, no, not yet! -You are now! -It's a rural idyll, isn't it? | 0:41:03 | 0:41:07 | |
-It is a gorgeous place, yeah. -What makes good milk and cream, Jess? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
I think, as fresh as you can get. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
Cows that are happy, graze in pasture in the summer, | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
and in the barns in the winter but on clover silage. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Happy cows make good milk. The ladies here are very happy. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
'And those happy ladies make great cream, so let's go and produce pudding perfection.' | 0:41:25 | 0:41:31 | |
Look! Behind you. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
And there's the ladies who make this all possible. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Merry Christmas, girls! And thank you for your donation. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
And this is what we're using, liquid gold. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:44 | |
If this was oil...that'd be Texas. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
Start off with about 500ml, a pint in old money, of the girls' finest. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
-It's just so luxurious. -Look at the way that pours. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:56 | |
It's so Christmas. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
Our trick with the pannacotta, just to give it that little extra Christmas feel to it, is some rum. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:05 | |
Now, how do we apply the rum, I hear you cry? | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
-What are they? -With raisins. Rum and raisins, classic combination. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:13 | |
Pour in a little bit of rum, just to rehydrate those raisins. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
-Look at that. -If you leave them for an hour or two, they'll swell up. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
And they'll be huge. Little balls of flavour bombs. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
And then when you bite into them, they release that sweet... | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
If you're worried about the alcohol, you can rehydrate them with orange juice, | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
if you're non-alcoholic or you don't want your kids to have a bit of rum. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
Gelatine. We found out, by great experimentation, trial, tribulation, 3.5 sheets of gelatine works well. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:45 | |
Put 3.5 sheets in some cold water until it goes flaccid. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:51 | |
By flaccid we mean, gets a bit of a wobble on. Soft, loose. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:55 | |
While we're waiting for that to go... | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
-let's put the cream on to warm. -Why not? -What does pannacotta mean? | 0:42:57 | 0:43:01 | |
It means "cooked cream", you know! | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
When we invented this dish, we thought, what are the flavours of Christmas? We thought... | 0:43:05 | 0:43:10 | |
ginger. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:11 | |
It's got to be, hasn't it? | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
A bit of ginge, warming spice, nice on those cold nights. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
Ground allspice. For that perfect Christmas puddingesque-ness. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:22 | |
Do you know, I think this is our best dish we've ever done. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
It's simple enough, isn't it? | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
But we've done some belters. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
Cinnamon. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:31 | |
And nutmeg. Freshly grated. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
You're going to get a lovely speckle in your pannacotta. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:38 | |
To the speckle, add four tablespoons of caster sugar. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:42 | |
Uno... | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen! | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
The cream, the Christmas spices, the sugar are coming to a boil. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:51 | |
It needs to come to a boil. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
Don't forget, you need to simmer it nice and gently for three minutes. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:59 | |
Take it off the heat, then put the gelatine in. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
The gelatine...is now limp. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:05 | |
Look at that. And just pour that in. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
Now, just bung in the rum-soaked raisins. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:13 | |
And seeing as Dave's driving, | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
and I'm on the back being Santa Claus... | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
You've earned it. That is going to be good. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
Leave that out for Santa. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
You know - at Christmas Eve, with his carrot? | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
That's well mixed, isn't it? We just need to fill the moulds. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:37 | |
It can be a mould of choice, it can be non-stick, sticky. We'll show you how to get them out. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:42 | |
But these are just classic moulds, nothing fancy. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
Just the ones you use for steak and kidney puddings. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
-Look at the texture of this. -It's like Anaglypta. | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
The raisins have gone to the bottom of the jug. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:55 | |
We will rake them out and distribute them evenly. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
Remember, these are flavour bombs. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
Look at that... Oh, man. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
Now, just let that cool completely. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
Stick it in the fridge. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:08 | |
It'll set solid, and honestly, if you cook nothing else this Christmas | 0:45:08 | 0:45:12 | |
you've seen on the telly, please cook this one. It's brilliant. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:17 | |
Oh, and into the fridge! | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
'Now, once the pannacotta has set, put hot water in a bowl and place the moulds in the water. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:33 | |
'Leave for a few seconds so the pannacotta becomes loose, and then serve. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
'We're trying out this fantastic dish on Jess, her dad and a friend | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
'to see if they too are bowled over by our gorgeous festive pudding.' | 0:45:42 | 0:45:47 | |
Here we go. The spicy Christmas rum and raisin pannacotta. Let me know what you think. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:53 | |
-Lovely job. -Made with your cream! | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
Absolutely beautiful. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
So, do you think that's a good alternative to your regular Christmas pudding? | 0:45:58 | 0:46:02 | |
-Definitely. -Definitely. Lighter after you've eaten too much at Christmas. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
-It's rich and delicious... -I'm glad you said that. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
Cos you're all set next to the well. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
"What do you mean you didn't like it?!" | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
I think it's got the lot. It's got the spices, it's got the rum and raisins... | 0:46:17 | 0:46:21 | |
It's amazing, probably cos it's cooked by you guys, | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
or because it's used our cream. Do you think it made a difference? | 0:46:24 | 0:46:27 | |
I think it does. The dish is pretty simple to prepare. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
-Yeah. -It's good, if you just buy the best ingredients you can afford. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:34 | |
And it does make a difference. | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
'Now at Christmas, after dessert, comes the entertainment!' | 0:46:37 | 0:46:41 | |
# On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
-# Eight maids a-milking -# Seven swans a-swimming... # | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
'Don't laugh, you lot! Even the Cheeky Girls made it to the charts. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:53 | |
'Sadly, it's time to bid farewell.' | 0:46:53 | 0:46:57 | |
# On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
-# Nine ladies dancing -# Eight maids a-milking | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
-# Seven swans a-swimming -Six geese a-laying | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
# Five gold rings... # | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
Oh, that's better! Drank too much milk. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:11 | |
Never mind, Si - off we go up to Sunderland, where there's lords a-leaping, and ladies dancing! | 0:47:11 | 0:47:16 | |
No, dude, actually we're not. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:17 | |
-Why ever not? -Well, because we've already filmed it. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
Yeah, but they'll never know. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:23 | |
I know, but you can't deceive wor viewing public, can you!? | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
Si, they'll never realise. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
But they will, because we filmed it | 0:47:29 | 0:47:31 | |
before I had my accident, before I had my limp, | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
-and I was forced to, you know... -So? | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
What's your plan then, smartarse? | 0:47:36 | 0:47:38 | |
Right. What we do, we head to Scotland for a grand festive finale. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:43 | |
And in the true traditions of all good food programmes, | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
here's one we filmed earlier. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
-Oh, yes, man! -Great theatre, Sunderland Empire. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:01 | |
All the major rock acts have been here, dude. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
Aye, Gracie Fields. Max Miller. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
No, man, no! | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
Zeppelin, Free, Hendrix, the lot. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:09 | |
But now, it's the Lord Of The Dance's turn. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:12 | |
Feet Of Flames! | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
-And - we're cooking. They're going to be hungry. -They are. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
'Michael Flatley's Lord Of The Dance are on tour and are performing here tonight. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:23 | |
'That has allowed us to find nine ladies dancing, and ten foot-stomping lords a-leaping. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:29 | |
'The ninth and tenth lines of the song.' | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
# On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me | 0:48:31 | 0:48:36 | |
-# Ten lords a-leaping -# Nine ladies dancing... # | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
'Now we're going to cook a Christmassy beef and ale stew with a leek colcannon. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:44 | |
'This is a hearty dish you can leave to slow-cook, so you can have a lazy day recovering | 0:48:44 | 0:48:48 | |
'after all of that partying you've done over the festive period.' | 0:48:48 | 0:48:53 | |
-Oh... Man. -I'm so looking forward to this. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
I love them. They fly across the stage. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
I know. It's levitation, dude. On a Celtic scale. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:09 | |
Let's see the critters fly after they've eaten this. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:14 | |
-He'll be like Dumbo trying to take off. -Jet power. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
What we're going to cook for them, it's like an Irish stew. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
I know it's a bit of a cliche with the Lord Of The Dance, but at Christmas... | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
And we've done our colcannon. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
Instead of cabbages and spring onions, we're using leeks. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:29 | |
So it's a leek colcannon. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:30 | |
We're going to poach the leeks for the colcannon in some milk. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:35 | |
Now, in true Delia fashion, like how to boil a potato... | 0:49:35 | 0:49:39 | |
top tip - poach your potatoes, don't boil them. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
You do get a fluffier mash. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:43 | |
We're bringing it to the boil. Two minutes, three minutes? And then just leave it. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:48 | |
Right, step one in the Feet Of Flames stew is seasoned flour. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
-A plastic bag of humble flour. -I'll put the oil in. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
We're going to heat the oil up because what we're doing... | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
David's going to show you a trick about how to put | 0:49:58 | 0:50:02 | |
an even coating of seasoned flour all over your meat. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
Take bully beef - not too much at a time - put it in a plastic bag | 0:50:05 | 0:50:09 | |
and give it a shake. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:12 | |
# In a one-horse open sleigh... # Are you getting it? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:15 | |
Cos the flour and the seasoning will flavour the beef, | 0:50:15 | 0:50:19 | |
give it a nice golden coating, it also will thicken the stew. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
'Whilst the beef is sizzling away, we're sweating down a chopped onion | 0:50:23 | 0:50:27 | |
'and some tomato paste before adding this to the meat. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:31 | |
'Then, deglaze the pan with some lovely Christmas ale.' | 0:50:31 | 0:50:35 | |
Deglaze - you know all those flavours we've cooked in this pan, | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
we're just going to take them off with a bit of moisture, which is our lovely ale. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
See all that! Look at that lovely elixir of flavour. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
Beef and ale, it's a real kind of classic accompaniment - | 0:50:47 | 0:50:51 | |
beef and ale pie, a stew or just a pint of ale with your beef. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
'Next, we're adding carrots and some chopped celery.' | 0:50:56 | 0:51:00 | |
Beef stock! Comfortable, luxurious, lovely food. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
Ooh. Look at that. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
And to this - some raisins for that Christmas pudding vibe. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:09 | |
And what's lovely about it is once you've put them in, | 0:51:09 | 0:51:12 | |
they'll plump up and you get that little hint of sweetness | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
at the back of the beef. It's lovely! | 0:51:15 | 0:51:16 | |
Another great thing for flavour... | 0:51:16 | 0:51:20 | |
caraway seeds - about a teaspoon. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
And that's it. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
Put a lid on, and that's one of the best stews you'll ever taste. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:27 | |
We can get the colcannon ready. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
'To finish the colcannon is dead easy, and because we've poached our potatoes | 0:51:29 | 0:51:33 | |
'the mash has a lovely velvety texture. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
'This is truly wonderful comfort food.' | 0:51:36 | 0:51:41 | |
It's time to dance. This time, it's not Michael Flatley - it's going to be us. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:48 | |
# Christmas time will soon be over, Christmas time will soon be over | 0:51:48 | 0:51:52 | |
# Christmas time will soon be over, then we'll join the band... # | 0:51:52 | 0:51:56 | |
That's it! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:30 | |
ALL: Oi! | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
SCATTERED APPLAUSE | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
-Oh, sweet Jesus! -That was easy(!) -It's hard work that, isn't it? | 0:52:35 | 0:52:39 | |
What do you reckon? A couple of months' training, are we up for it? | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
I think you're ready for the show tonight. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:45 | |
Cheers. Dude, leg it! | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
'Oh, I don't know about you, Kingy, but I'm cream crackered! | 0:52:48 | 0:52:52 | |
'It's a good thing cooking's not that energetic, dude. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
'We're just not ready for all this leaping about on a stage. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
'But it's time for us to put the finishing touches to our Feet Of Flame beef stew and leek colcannon. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:04 | |
'For a touch of Christmas, we're adding chestnuts to our stew | 0:53:04 | 0:53:08 | |
'and parsley as a garnish. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:09 | |
'The only thing left to see is what our ladies and lords think of our wonderful yuletide treat.' | 0:53:09 | 0:53:15 | |
Come on, gang! Grub's up! | 0:53:15 | 0:53:16 | |
Come on, team! | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
Ladies first, gentlemen, ladies first. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:22 | |
This is it, dude. We were born to be dinner ladies, us! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
-Sir! -Thank you. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
-How is it, girls? All right? -Yeah. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
-Your show will be at half speed tonight. -It's good. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
So, everybody's eaten? | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
-Everybody's happy? You like it? ALL: -Yeah. -Good. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
# Christmas time will soon be over, Christmas time will soon be over | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
# Christmas time will soon be over, then we'll join the band... # | 0:54:02 | 0:54:06 | |
'I hope you all enjoyed that. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:12 | |
'Yeah. I wish I could leap about like that now, you know! | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
'Anyway, we've arrived in Scotland and we're heading for Elkie's house in Craigellachie. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:21 | |
'And Kingy, aren't these surroundings fantastic? | 0:54:21 | 0:54:26 | |
'Absolutely, dude. It's a fitting location for a grand occasion.' | 0:54:26 | 0:54:30 | |
# We've got that Christmassy feeling again... # | 0:54:32 | 0:54:36 | |
Phwooar! We're here. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
It's time for our Highland fling. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
Two days to Christmas left. But the big 'uns! | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
There are, dude. And there's a lot of food to prepare. Let's get on! | 0:54:43 | 0:54:47 | |
# There's happiness in my heart | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
# With Christmas on its way | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
# With the family all back together again | 0:54:52 | 0:54:55 | |
# Oh, what a happy day... # | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
'For our festive finale, we've decided to prepare | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
'all the dishes that we've made throughout our travels and have one big bash. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:05 | |
'If you remember the last two lines of the song, you'll know we've got a lot of mouths to feed.' | 0:55:05 | 0:55:10 | |
# Joy to the world and here comes Santa Claus... # | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
-That's what you call a Christmas feast. -Look at that! | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
Cheers! Merry Christmas. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:17 | |
The Twelve Days of Christmas on the table. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:22 | |
'That's right, dude. Christmas isn't just one day. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
'That's why we've created lots of delicious dishes that can be enjoyed throughout the festive season. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:30 | |
'Yes. For Christmas, Boxing Day, right through to the New Year. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:35 | |
'And, you can find out about them all on the BBC website.' | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
Mmm... | 0:55:39 | 0:55:40 | |
Ssh. It's Santa! | 0:55:43 | 0:55:46 | |
No, man, it's not Santa. It's our guests. They're here! | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
-SOUND OF BAGPIPES -Come on! | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
BAND PLAYS "SCOTLAND THE BRAVE" | 0:55:50 | 0:55:53 | |
-Merry Christmas! -Fantastic! | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
Fantastic! | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas | 0:56:35 | 0:56:39 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas a happy new year... # | 0:56:39 | 0:56:45 | |
-Who shouted "sausage"? -Me(!) | 0:56:45 | 0:56:47 | |
# ..to you and your kin | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
# Good tidings for Christmas and a happy new year | 0:56:49 | 0:56:54 | |
# Oh, bring us some figgy pudding... # | 0:56:54 | 0:56:58 | |
What about the pickled pears? | 0:56:58 | 0:56:59 | |
The pears are excellent, Dave. Really good. | 0:56:59 | 0:57:01 | |
That's our pears with the partridge. A partridge in a pear tree. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:05 | |
You boys are clever. | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
Do you not want to come to my house and make this for me for Christmas Day? | 0:57:10 | 0:57:14 | |
We could - but d'you know what? We're not going to. | 0:57:14 | 0:57:17 | |
# ..we wish you a merry Christmas | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year... # | 0:57:19 | 0:57:23 | |
-Guys, when you've finished dinner, can you do us a favour? -ALL: -Yes. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:34 | |
Well, we've got the 12 drummers drumming, the 11 pipers piping so... can you play us out? | 0:57:34 | 0:57:39 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 0:57:39 | 0:57:41 | |
BAND PLAYS "THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" | 0:57:43 | 0:57:46 | |
MUSIC STOPS 'Hang on to your reindeer, dude. What about the other people we met? | 0:57:50 | 0:57:54 | |
'I know! I'll tell you what. We should start again and include them all. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:58 | |
'Yeah, why not? It'd be lush.' | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
BAND RESUMES PLAYING | 0:58:02 | 0:58:03 | |
-# Ten lords a-leaping -# Nine ladies dancing | 0:58:09 | 0:58:12 | |
-# Eight maids a-milking -# Seven swans a-swimming | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
-# Six geese a-laying -# Five go-old rings | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
# Four calling birds, three French hens | 0:58:19 | 0:58:22 | |
# Two turtle doves | 0:58:22 | 0:58:23 | |
# And a partridge in a pear tree. # | 0:58:23 | 0:58:28 | |
-BOTH: -Merry Christmas! | 0:58:28 | 0:58:30 | |
Wa-hey! | 0:58:30 | 0:58:32 | |
# Magic moments | 0:58:32 | 0:58:35 | |
# Memories we've been sharing | 0:58:36 | 0:58:40 | |
# Magic moments | 0:58:40 | 0:58:44 | |
# When two hearts are caring | 0:58:45 | 0:58:49 | |
# Magic moments | 0:58:49 | 0:58:53 | |
# Filled with love. # | 0:58:54 | 0:58:55 | |
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