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The heart of my home is the kitchen.

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And it's here that I love to cook delicious meals for my

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nearest and dearest.

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Cheers, everybody.

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There's no better way to celebrate everything good in life,

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than sharing some great food...

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with the people you love.

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These are the dishes that I cook

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when I want to bring people together.

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These are my home comforts.

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Time can be tight and our lives are busy, so it's hard to resist

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the fast, convenient food that's available all around us.

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But there was no such thing as street food when I was a kid.

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We just stuffed the car with grub to eat on the go.

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Whether you're planning a picnic or taking off for the weekend,

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there's always room in the boot for some home-cooked food

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that you can enjoy when you arrive.

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With just a little forward planning, you can have a fridge

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full of food that's always ready to eat on the hoof.

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So, today, I'll be whizzing up a mobile Moroccan feast.

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I love tagines. It's that sweetness, that honey, the fruit.

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It makes it taste fantastic.

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Sharing the joys of eating al fresco, with my mate, Chris Tarrant.

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I reckon in about five or ten minutes, that'll be ready.

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In the meantime, we just sit here...

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JAMES COUGHS

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..hoping for the fire brigade.

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And meeting a goat farmer who went looking for some fields

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and found her perfect partner too.

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Before he knew it, I arrived with 20 kids!

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He didn't know what he was letting himself in for.

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Bur first, I'm starting with a classic.

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My Cheddar, smoked bacon and courgette quiche.

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It's perfect to pack up and eat on the run.

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Filled with an extra rich royale mix, it's served with a sneaky

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stay-fresh salad that you can dress at your destination.

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The great thing about quiche for grub on the go, is that

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they're portable, but also they're brilliant served at room temperature.

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It shouldn't be served straight out the fridge.

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It's very cold and doesn't taste very nice.

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But the key to a really good quiche, comes from the filling

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but also the pastry.

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Now, I learnt the pastry from America,

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and in America they're massively into their baking.

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And one particular part of the States, on the east coast, this is

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where I learnt how to make the best apple pie in the world.

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And one of the things that they did, and I've done this

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since I've come back, is freeze or chill the flour.

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It's a really good idea for this.

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But this is a shortcrust pastry and by chilling the flour and

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chilling the butter, you get a really short pastry, a nice, fine pastry.

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And always for this, make it by hand.

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Rub the butter together with the end of your fingers

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and that's where you keep the butter nice and cold.

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Take your time doing this.

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If you make it by machine, it toughens up the flour

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and as you bake it, it then shrinks.

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Keep rubbing the 250g of flour with the 150g of butter,

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till the mix resembles fine breadcrumbs.

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Then add a pinch of salt and one whole egg.

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Now, you could if you wanted to, allow this to just

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chill in the fridge.

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I'm probably going to roll this out straight away

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because this looks pretty good to me.

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Use a floured surface and keep rolling your pastry till it's thin.

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You know when it's ready

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when you can read a newspaper through it, ideally.

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And I learnt this when I was training in France.

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It was a French chef that used to shout at me

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from the main kitchen going...

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HE YELLS IN FRENCH

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La... Stupid French, but he swore at me in French.

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But the idea is, you've got to get this as thin as possible.

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Now, don't worry at this point, we'll make it thinner in our mould.

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To do that, you take your little nonstick tartlet rings,

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like that, and just cut round.

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You can just go roughly around here, like that.

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Too many times people make quiches too thick a pastry

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and it doesn't taste very nice, at all.

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Carefully, press these thin pastry circles into the tins

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and use a knife to trim off any excess.

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Then pop them into the fridge to chill while you make your filling.

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First of all we're going to, basically, dry-fry

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a little bit of this dry cured streaky bacon.

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About four slices will be enough, just get it nice and crisp.

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Now you can use a variety

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of different fillings, of course, for a quiche.

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I'm going to use some bacon, courgettes,

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a little bit of fresh thyme but then make a royale mix,

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and the royale mix is really special, I think.

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Generally, quiches are made with just milk and whole eggs,

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but if you make it with egg yolks and cream, you get this lovely

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rich interior to your quiche.

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Once you combine the cream and the egg yolks,

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season with some salt and pepper.

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Dice a small courgette, grate some mature Cheddar cheese and take

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the crispy bacon off the heat, but don't wash the pan just yet.

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Now, it would be a shame to waste this.

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It's the fat from the bacon, because this is lovely flavour.

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Now, slice your bacon into strips and chop up some thyme.

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These three ingredients are going to work so well together.

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But, of course, you can fill it with whatever you want.

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I like to put a little bit of cheese in the bottom first.

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Otherwise if you put the cheese on the top, it covers up the filling.

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Now, fill it properly full.

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Look, a quiche should be for life not just for wedding buffets.

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That's how a quiche should be, really. I hate wedding buffets.

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The quiches will need 15 to 20 minutes in a low oven

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until they're golden brown and the filling is just set.

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So, after about 20 minutes you end up with these.

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Lovely quiches. Nice and warm, just delicious.

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Your quiches are ready to go.

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Simply pack a bag of salad leaves and a jar of your favourite dressing

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for a smart salad that can be finished on arrival.

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When you get to wherever you're going to go, open up your dressing,

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pour this onto your salad.

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Keep some of the dressing for later.

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Seal the bag up...

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..and just shake the salad.

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Just make sure all the leaves are combined with the dressing.

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There you have some nice dressed salad out of a bag,

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without your washing up, which is a good idea, I think.

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And then, of course, these delicious quiches.

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Quiches always should be served at room temperature.

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This is why it's great if you're out and about.

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This is delicious.

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It's the egg yolks and the cream that really enrich it.

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This doesn't taste anything like the stuff you get at christenings,

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weddings and funerals.

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Who would have thought food on the go could taste this good?

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It's salad in a bag.

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These luxurious quiches, with their buttery rich pastry cases

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and silky royale fillings, will brighten up any picnic

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or packed lunch, whatever the weather.

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A quiche is a timeless classic that you can bring bang up to

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date by adding new and interesting fillings.

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It's really important to take a fresh look at foods that have

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been around for a while.

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And a new and exciting band of UK food producers

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are doing exactly that.

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Cotswold farmer Lizzie Dyer and her partner Jamie

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want UK diners to give goat meat a go.

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Lizzie's been the driving force behind their fledgling business,

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but it took a few years to get the idea off the ground.

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I would say I've definitely been interested in goats

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and kids for a long time.

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I mean, friends will say that I've been talking about

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doing this for years and years.

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I was very lucky. When I finished my A-levels, I went travelling

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with a friend and in India, in particular, we ate a lot of goat.

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So, I think that did definitely spark it and also, I suppose,

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when you're travelling, it always gives you time to

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reflect on what you'd like to do and you come up with

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harebrained ideas, which some years later, you actually see through.

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It turned out that Lizzie's idea wasn't so harebrained after all.

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Goat is actually the world's most popular meat,

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which explains why their global population is around a billion.

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But here in the UK, we're only just beginning to appreciate this

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tasty and plentiful meat.

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To start her business, Lizzie needed a farm.

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That's when she arrived in smallholder Jamie's life.

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Lizzie popped to the farm one day looking for some

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grazing for her unique endeavour.

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Before he knew it, I arrived with 20 kids.

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20 kids? Most men would run a mile.

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But not Jamie, as the business relationship soon

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turned into a romantic one.

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Very much business to start with, but, no, we crossed the line

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and so, no, we're very happy here.

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We both live here together and we're building our house.

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LAUGHING: He didn't know what he was letting himself in for.

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Those 20 goats are now 130, but not one of them is female.

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Lizzie buys her newborn billies from goat dairy farms.

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They can't produce milk, so they're no use to the dairy farm

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and they would usually be dispatched at birth.

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It's a responsibility to really, in my mind, to find a use for them.

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Once I, sort of, was more aware of what was happening,

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I was quite impassioned if that's the right word, to do it.

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It seemed logical.

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We're very lucky, we work with a local dairy farmer

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and this year, we should be taking all of his billies that are born,

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and he's really thrilled to be in that position

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where, at last, he's found a use for them.

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The new billies have to undergo a weekly weigh-in.

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Yeah. These will be on the milk until they reach a certain weight.

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Looking at the weights we've got, most of them are pretty well there.

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28.34.

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Some are a little shyer about sharing their weight than others.

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He's gone!

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Once they reach the correct weight that we're looking for,

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the milk is taken away, so then they're just on the hay

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and the grass until they're ready to finish.

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28.43.

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Most of the goat eaten in UK restaurants comes from France,

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but Lizzie is looking for a wider audience for her British kids.

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We made a decision early on that we wanted to sell to the public

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and to restaurants, which is quite unique,

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because often you specialise in one area.

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But, I thought it was nice to offer the public the product

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just as well as the chefs.

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Pretty well all the cuts you can get from lamb,

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you can also get from kid.

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You've got the shanks, then you've got things like diced, mince.

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It really is a meat that can fit into what we all eat

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every day, now, anyway.

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But not all this wonderful meat leaves the farm.

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As a former chef, Jamie is preparing a BBQ for friends

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and family with some goat dishes that are perfect for al fresco dining.

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This is a pulled loin, so this will just go straight into pitta breads

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with a bit of salad.

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It's really simple, really nice, really easy.

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As you can see, it just breaks apart.

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It's really, really good. I thought it would be like

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a really rich meat, but it's quite subtle, actually.

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We can do some well done, if there's Neanderthals here.

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If you like lamb and you like beef, I'd say it's very, very similar.

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And just got a lovely flavour, very subtle, gentle.

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And the kid meat has convinced a few brand-new fans too.

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It's the first time I've tried it and I actually think

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I prefer it more then beef, being beef my favourite meat.

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The best satisfaction of the whole process is watching people eat it

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and enjoy it and especially the kids, as well, you know,

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that they'll try something a bit different.

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And if they will, then the adults have got no excuse.

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Lizzie's turned her dream of running a goat farm into a reality,

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and on the taste front, it looks as though Billy the Kid's a winner too.

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GOAT BLEATS

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Goat meat is becoming much more readily available in the UK

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and it's the perfect ingredient for my next dish.

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Guaranteed to liven up a mid week working lunchbox.

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It's my aromatic Moroccan tagine, a north African stew,

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fragrant with spices and served with a delicious fruit and nut couscous.

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Now, stews are one of those dishes that, actually, in my mind,

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get better when you reheat it, which makes it perfect for stuff

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that you can reheat in the office or when you're out and about.

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So, I'm going to use this goat to make a lovely little tagine.

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I've got a combination of, sort of, shoulder

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and neck here, which is perfect for this sort of tagine.

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If you can't find goat, you could use lamb.

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But, first of all, we're going to make our spice mix,

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because that's really the crucial part of this.

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So I'm going to use a selection of spices.

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This is a little bit of cumin.

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It's got a wonderful aromatic, sort of, flavour.

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Some turmeric, which will give it that lovely colour.

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Something like that.

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And then, one of the key things that I think, in a tagine, is this stuff,

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ras el hanout, which is a combination of different spices.

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Sometimes you see little rose petals in there,

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it's a wonderful aromatic sort of spice, as well.

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A little bit of saffron.

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Mix it together just with a little bit of oil.

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We can just use some normal veg oil for this

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and then mix this into a nice little paste.

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Once mixed, add the goat meat to the marinade,

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while you chop some onions, garlic, chilli and grate some ginger.

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Now, I keep the skin on ginger for this bit, because

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if you grate it with the skin on the ginger, there's a natural heat that

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occurs in the skin from ginger, which makes it brilliant for this dish.

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Now, this recipe can be done with goat, like I'm using,

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but it can be done with lamb, chicken.

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It's great using chicken thighs for this, as well.

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The spices, of which, can stay the same.

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And, also, you can use fish with this.

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Things like salmon work really well together.

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One thing you have to do, is cook it for a lot less.

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Heat some oil in a pan and fry the chopped ingredients

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until they soften.

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Then, add the meat and cook until lightly brown.

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Now, one other spice that I'm going to add to this, is some cinnamon.

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The best way to do that, is just throw in a whole cinnamon stick,

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so it's easier to fish out afterwards.

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Next add a tin of tomatoes, some water and a squeeze of runny honey.

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Moroccan tagines are famous for their dried fruit,

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so I'm adding some chopped dried apricots.

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If you can't get hold of these,

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a handful of sultanas will work really well.

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You get this amazing sweetness in this dish, which I love.

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But you can see how this combination of ingredients, you've got the meat,

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you've got the honey, all of which work so well together in one dish.

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Another great ingredient you can add to this are these,

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preserved lemons. These are salted lemons.

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Quite sharp, really, but when they're chopped up

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and cooked out in this tagine, they taste fantastic.

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Cooking the tagine on a slow simmer for 45 minutes

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will give these sweet, salty and sour flavours

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time to blend together.

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And while they do, I can prepare the couscous.

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For this dish, I'm giving it a twist by toasting it

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in my favourite ingredient.

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Now, the thing about couscous, is that it doesn't taste of much,

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really, but by toasting it in butter,

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you're already starting to increase the flavour in this as well.

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You just get it nicely toasted like that.

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I can see it starting to puff up a little bit.

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You can see the little grains are nice and brown.

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Then and only then, you get some water,

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and you're just going to slightly cover it with water.

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Then, put the couscous in a bowl.

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Cover it with clingfilm for five minutes,

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and the residual heat and steam will cook it.

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Once you've fluffed it up with a fork,

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this dish is ready for some chunkier textures.

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That's why I like to use some pistachio nuts.

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I like to use some flaked almonds, as well,

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these are just toasted flaked almonds.

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And then some pine nuts. I love pine nuts.

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Not just for pesto, but they are great in this.

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And then, again, some soft fruit.

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I'm going to use more of these apricots.

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And this is where you can put things like pomegranate,

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even fresh raspberries through it, as well, it's entirely up to you.

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In actual fact, this can actually be a dish on its own, if you add

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things like feta cheese to it as well and a little bit of cooked chicken.

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And then, not forgetting, we've got these lovely preserved lemons,

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which are very, very sharp, a real smack of flavour.

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So, when you're doing this, you need to chop these quite small.

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Mix the chopped fruit and nuts into the couscous, along with

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a generous handful of freshly chopped mint, parsley and coriander.

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I'm going to finish this.

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Although it's got some preserved lemons in there, as well,

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I'm going to finish it with a good squeeze of lemon juice.

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Don't worry about the pips, people will call those pine nuts.

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Now, the great thing about this, it reheats really well.

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You can serve it cold, room temperature or you can warm it up

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in a microwave.

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Now, to finish off this tagine, we can take our cinnamon stick out

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and then we carry on the influence of what we've done with our couscous.

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We can add some pistachio nuts to this and then some of the herbs.

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Exactly the same herbs that we've got in our couscous.

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A final season with some salt and pepper

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and my fragrant goat tagine is now ready.

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Mm. I love tagines. It's that sweetness, that honey, the fruit.

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It lends itself so well together with the goat

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and with the toasted couscous...

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..it makes it taste fantastic.

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All the way from Morocco, this perfumed tagine is a feast of

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sweet and savoury flavours.

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The tender goat meat simply falls apart on the fork.

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Reheat this in the microwave at work

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and your colleagues will throw their sandwiches in the bin.

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Now, don't get me wrong, I do like a sandwich, when it's made well.

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I've invited my old mate,

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TV and radio presenter, Chris Tarrant, who's a keen angler,

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to come and fish my local pond.

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Hello, buddy. James Martin. How you doing?

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Good to see you. Come on in.

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And I have a plan for the perfect packed lunch to take with us,

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as we while away a few hours by the water.

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It's my BBQ tinned Serrano, mozzarella and pesto sandwich.

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This is nice, isn't it? Welcome to the kitchen. This is a kitchen?

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This is a kitchen! I've heard about these. Have you?

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Apparently, I've got one in my house.

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Have you ever made your own bread before? Yes.

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Years ago when I was in the Scouts. Really? Yes.

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Did you get your Scout badge for cooking? No. No, you didn't.

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You failed. Yeah, I did.

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I'm going to show you an old-fashioned recipe. OK.

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That's me. Just right up your street. Do you like sourdough? Yes.

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So flour, semolina. Semolina? It's semolina flour, yeah.

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Oh, OK. Right, it's called...

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Just hang with me. Yes, all right.

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Hang with me at the moment, Chris. Right, this is called a starter.

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Sourdough breads use a fermented batter-like starter,

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filled with naturally occurring wild yeast and bacteria

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to make them rise.

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We don't have time to make one from scratch today,

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so I'm making a fast one using live yeast, which means

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I can keep an eye on Chris in the kitchen.

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Now, we want some sugar... Of course we do.

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..which is the white stuff over there. Where? Oh, there.

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There, right in front of you. It says caster sugar on.

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Now, the reason why we add sugar... Is to make it sweet. No.

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No, it's to feed the yeast, because yeast is a living thing.

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It's not one of my strengths, cooking. You know that.

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I've heard about this. So how did you start in radio then?

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I did it the other way round. I did years and years of TV

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before you were even born. You did Tiswas, didn't you? I did Tiswas.

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We have got something in common, a Saturday morning show, haven't we?

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Mine was a, sort of, legendary cult show and yours is...

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The longest running Saturday morning show ever.

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Just a bit of cooking. It's not like a proper job, though, is it?

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Mine was more an art form. Oh, was it? OK.

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It was making children cry and... So you didn't do...

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..rolling about in custard.

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Once you've mixed the dough, set it aside for 30 minutes

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and the yeast will work its magic.

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Now check that out.

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If you smell that, it smells like the best beer you'll ever have.

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Smell. Oh, do you know, that smells like the best beer I've ever had.

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It's good, isn't it? That's extraordinary.

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You put a bottle of beer under my nose.

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No, I didn't! You did when my eyes were shut.

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It is good, though, ain't it?

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Now, what we're going to do, is we're going to turn this into bread.

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So we're going to stick all that...

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And all this just to take fishing? Yeah.

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Bread just doesn't come from a shop.

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Somebody has actually got to make it, Chris.

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Well, yeah, I just go down the garage.

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What do you have when you go, because you're a massive fisherman.

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A Scotch egg. Is that it? A Scotch egg or pickled onions.

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Occasionally both and a bottle of wine. Top whack.

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But that's warm in your pocket, a warm Scotch egg in your pocket?

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And you just munch it. Well, I have my man.

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My man, Howard, carries everything. Oh, you have a carrier, do you?

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Well, a fishing mate. He's sort of pack mule.

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To your starter, add more white flour, some semolina flour,

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a pinch of salt and pour in some warm water.

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You are now, actually, in the presence of making bread.

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If I get you to pour that in, you're actually making bread. Am I? Yeah.

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Go on, then.

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There you go. You are now officially...

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you can say you've made a bread loaf.

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It's not a proper job, is it? Isn't it?

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I don't mean that in an unkind way.

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It's a good job we're mates, aren't we? Yes.

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That's a serious bit of kit, isn't it?

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Well, it's just, you know it's just a mixing bowl.

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I'm sure you've got one of these in your kitchen somewhere?

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I probably have. It's probably got dust on it somewhere. Probably has.

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Once the dough has come together, let it rest

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and rise again for another half an hour.

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Cut it into two and then we do something called knocking back,

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which means kneading it roughly for a few minutes until it's soft,

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smooth and elastic.

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What am I doing? Knocking it back? Yeah. Knocking it back.

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No, you're supposed to do that first. What? This. This first.

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No. Stop playing around with it. I'm not!

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You seem to be, sort of, punching it a bit.

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Look. I think mine might be better then yours, actually.

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Look at that. It's different.

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See, I don't think there is much difference between mine and yours.

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It's clearly... You need to get your eyesight done. Look.

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Set your two rolls of dough aside for another half

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an hour before baking them in the oven for approximately 45 minutes.

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Now, onto that classic Italian pesto sauce.

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Most people make it with just basil leaves,

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but I'm adding plenty of peppery rocket.

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Do I stuff it down here? Yes. OK.

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That's a technical cooking expression. Stuffing it down. Yeah.

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What am I supposed to do with that? You can take the lid off if you want.

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I thought you were going to show me how to do that bit. OK.

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Then you need to grate some Parmesan cheese in there. Of course I do.

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Just seeing which side I use. Oh, it's all right for you, Mr Smarty.

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You wait till you get a fishing rod in your hand.

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Add lots of grated Parmesan to the basil and rocket,

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along with some pine nuts.

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Then drizzle in some extra virgin olive oil

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and blend to a thick consistency.

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This is where this sandwich becomes a little bit special, all right?

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Because we're going to bake this in a tin.

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Line the loaf tin with buttered tinfoil,

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then slice your now cooled bread into thin slices.

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Then, using the pesto, it's time to start assembling the sandwich

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with some wonderful Mediterranean ingredients.

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So, you take a piece of bread, some rocket, pesto over the top,

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a chunk of mozzarella and then you can start layering this up.

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Even you could do this, you see.

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No, because whatever I do, you will poo hoo. That's perfect. Oh, is it?

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Yeah. It's perfect. Oh, OK. I couldn't have done it any better.

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Bet you could.

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And then you take some Serrano ham, like that.

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And then, continue layering this up.

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It's going to be the biggest sandwich in the world, this thing.

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It's me and you. You know we're growing fellas, aren't we?

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We will be. It's like fishing, isn't it?

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It's quite therapeutic, don't you think? It is, yeah.

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This is a monster sandwich. Now this is the key to this, all right?

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Get our tin. Probably put a bit more cheese on it, why not?

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Is this a low calories dish, this thing? Yeah, course.

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It's going to sit in there and then you take this bit

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and you stick this in there.

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But how can you tell where your one's going to end and mine starts?

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I can tell and that's all that matters. I don't trust you.

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And, then, what we're going to do, is literally pop this over like that.

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And put it in an oven? No. We're going to go fishing now.

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But it's not warm. No, it will be, it will be. How?

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I've got something ready to warm this up. Take that. Thank you.

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Let's go fishing. But it's not warm. It will be in a minute.

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You don't know what you're doing.

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I know exactly what I'm doing, Chris.

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Well, when it comes to cooking, I do.

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This is it. That's my sandwich in there. That's it.

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You put the coals all around it.

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I reckon in about five or ten minutes, that'll be ready.

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In the meantime, we'll just sit here hoping for the fire brigade. Yeah.

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While we're waiting for the sandwich to toast,

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we might as well have a little competition.

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And we're using some of the leftover sourdough as bait, to see who

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gets the first bite.

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From the fish, that is.

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Oh, that's tea sorted. The master!

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Look at that. Look at that. That would feed a family of 12.

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At least I've caught something.

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Don't drop it in the fire and start to cook it,

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because you can't help yourself, can you?

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I can't. That's very nearly 2oz. Bless him.

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It's a good job I'm here, otherwise we'd go hungry.

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I'll just put it back, then, to grow bigger.

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Right, are you ready for this sandwich? I'm starving.

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That looks like really succulent cheese, doesn't it?

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It looks good, doesn't it? That's beautiful. Yeah? It smells nice.

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I don't know how you eat it, yet, but, sort of, just dive in.

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It won't be a pretty business, but it'll be very, very nice for us.

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So, after all the toiling in the kitchen, this is actually beautiful.

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It is nice, though, isn't it? It's lovely.

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See, it's like fishing, it's worth the wait.

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I hate to say this, but, it is so much nicer then anything

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I've ever eaten when I'm fishing.

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Thank you. And to think I cooked most of it.

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Of course you did, Chris.

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But it just goes to show that with a bit of thought and planning,

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grub on the go needn't be second class fare.

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These delicious recipes will ensure that you have first class food

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wherever you are.

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Martin! Martin! Quick, quick, look! It's bigger then yours.

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It's not bigger than mine. That's good, isn't it? That's one each.

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Look at that. That's a rudd. Rudd is a beautiful fish.

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But we don't cook them.

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You can find all the recipes from the series at...

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Mine was definitely bigger then yours.

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It was at least that big. Yeah, dream on.

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Welcome to this Strictly edition of Pointless Celebrities.

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Got some of the real legends of Strictly here.

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We've also Anton du Beke. LAUGHTER

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