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Got room for lunch? Get ready for great food ideas on Best Bites.

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Welcome to the show. We've got some brilliant Saturday Kitchen recipes.

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The toast of Paris, Stephane Reynaud,

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roasts salmon with prawns and stir-fried sprouts.

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Gardener and cook Sarah Raven introduces us

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to a whole host of fabulous winter greens from her garden.

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Then she thinly slices some succulent roast beef

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to make a tasty winter salad.

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Double-Michelin-star chef Tom Kerridge blowtorches mackerel.

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He serves it with warm pickled beetroot, some blinis,

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and some whipped creme fraiche.

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And we dig deep into the archives to find David Grant

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facing his Food Heaven or Food Hell.

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Would he get his Heaven, jerk chicken with pomegranate rice,

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or Food Hell, spare ribs,

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cooked Chinese style with stir-fry cabbage?

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We'll see what he gets at the end of today's show.

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But first, we've got one of Bill Granger's visits into our kitchen.

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As well as stir-frying some amazing chilli pork,

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he lets us into a little secret about his past.

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-On the menu is what?

-I've got stir-fried pork.

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A fillet of pork, which is really lean. You need to add flavour to it.

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It doesn't have a lot of flavour.

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So when you slice it, slice it on an angle like this.

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That will just get a little bit more...

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What I learned from Asian food is... Especially the way they cut things.

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And by cutting on the angle, you're exposing more of the cut section,

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which is going to take up all the sauce.

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-Which looks as if you're serving more.

-Yeah, exactly.

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-Good old restaurant trick, huh?

-Exactly.

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-You can tell he owns a restaurant.

-Portion control.

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You mentioned Asia. You've got three restaurants now in Japan.

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-Yeah. I've just opened my third.

-How is Japan now?

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Look, it's been really hard and really sad for the Japanese,

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but they're reassessing their lives

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and making sure family comes first. So it's recovering.

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In terms of food, it's probably one of the greatest places on Earth.

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I think it is THE greatest place for food.

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Pork in there. I'll give that a lot of flavour because it's quite plain.

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-I've got some hoisin sauce.

-Shall I do the chillies?

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Can you chop those? I'll take the seeds out.

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I want to use them as a vegetable, rather than spice.

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-Take the seeds out, like you would a pepper.

-OK. Hoisin sauce.

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Hoisin sauce. A bit of soy sauce, some mirin,

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which, traditionally with this, because it's Chinese-inspired,

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northern Chinese, you'd use rice wine, but it's a bit harder to get.

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I find mirin's fine, which is a bit easier to get.

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We mentioned a bit about nostalgia.

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What did Bill Granger do in Oz when he was younger?

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When I was younger? Ah! I know. It's got me thinking, actually.

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-I used to love tinned tomato soup. That was my favourite.

-Not food.

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What was Bill Granger doing?

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-I was being a Goth, believe it or not!

-You are joking!

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-I was a Goth.

-You are joking?

-I was a Goth.

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-Bill Granger is a Goth?

-Yes. I was very inspired by Robert Smith.

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I got sick of being called Jason Donovan.

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It was the time that Neighbours was huge.

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So I dyed my hair black, grew it long,

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teased it and tried to be Robert Smith. It didn't work.

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What does an Australian Goth wear?

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Oh. I was going to say board shorts, but, no, paisley shirts.

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-Paisley shirts?!

-Paisley shirts. A bit of colour.

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-A beach Goth.

-Yeah, I think it's a beach Goth.

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Unbelievable! What have you got there?

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I've marinated that for about 15 minutes.

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Just while you get everything else for dinner ready. Wash my hands.

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-You've got some dried chillies in there?

-Some dried chilli flakes.

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What I want to do is really pump up on the chilli

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to really wake up your taste buds. I love spicy food. Do you?

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Well, you don't have much choice with these three chillies going in.

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I'll chop those up. I just want to stir-fry that.

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The secret with stir-frying is to use a light vegetable oil,

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-and to have your wok really hot.

-Yeah.

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Don't throw everything in at once. Do the pork in lots.

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Because otherwise, it'll stew.

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-Whoa! Look at that! That's a hot pan.

-Yes.

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-Am I going to set off the fire alarm?

-No.

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Your new restaurant, is it going to be the same ethos as the things

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-you've done before? Breakfast...

-Yeah, breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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My restaurants are casual. They're not formal restaurants.

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I just like food to be straightforward, everyday, easy.

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So breakfast, lunch and dinner, good coffee.

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Casual food.

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-Yeah.

-Oh!

-And Goths are welcome.

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Yeah, Goths are definitely welcome. Give that a stir-fry.

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Now, this style of cooking, this is in your new book, isn't it?

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Yeah, I've done an Asian book.

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Asian cooking, for me, I don't know, represents

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so much of what I love about food. The texture, the spices.

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And it's easy. It doesn't have to be complicated.

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I think people often get scared of it.

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What were you wearing and into in the early '80s?

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Well, I was into break dancing.

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-No?! Break dancing?

-I am telling you.

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What are you laughing at, Martin Kemp?

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You were wearing make-up in the '80s! Don't criticise me!

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Come on, let's see some break dancing.

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With a ghetto blaster?

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LAUGHTER

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-Terrifying!

-Break dancing in the kitchen.

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I promise you, I'll do... No, I won't, I'll break my chin.

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I used to go there with a six-foot bit of lino,

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a beanbag, and break dance in York Square

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to get enough money to go to the fish and chip shop

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and have fish and chips with my mate Alistair.

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And Alistair is now a psychotherapist,

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so it shows you what we were like when we were kids.

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Yeah, I used to do all that.

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I'm thinking moonwalking.

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OK. A little bit of oil in there.

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-Don't criticise me, you Goth!

-That's true.

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A bit of chilli, some garlic and some spring onions.

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You can use a red onion, spring onions, cut them into lengths.

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I'm treating them as more of a vegetable, rather than a flavouring.

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Toss that around. Now, you could add butter at this stage if you want.

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-Of course you can.

-No, you can't. You add a bit of water.

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Because that means you don't add too much oil, so it doesn't get greasy.

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Because takeaway Asian food can often be greasy.

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But if you make it yourself, you can lighten it up.

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A bit of water, that'll help stir-fry without much oil.

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Throw a lid on to simmer it down.

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-Now, the rice that we've got...

-The rice. Really important.

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Don't just boil the rice in water, like you do pasta.

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You always want to do the absorption method,

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then you get the flavour of the rice. I've got jasmine.

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-Yeah.

-Add a bit of water.

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I know more about rice than I do about break dancing.

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I was in Valencia in Spain

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and their paella rice, they use bomba, which is the king of rice.

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Brilliant for paella, which this is.

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Now, a little tip, just stick your finger in.

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It's the first little ridge on your finger. Bring it to the boil.

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-First ridge?

-That's about the length of it.

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-All right.

-Bring it to the boil, pop the lid on, turn the heat down,

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give it 12 minutes, five minutes off the heat and it is done.

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This should be done. Great.

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The garlic, I've crushed to flavour it.

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Now, to that, I'm going to add...

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Ken Hom uses a thumb above the rice.

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-A thumb?

-He's got little fingers. That's why he uses his thumb!

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You know Ken Hom?

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-He's great. He does lovely cooking.

-He is great.

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-He's great.

-Just got little hands.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, yeah. If you've got big hands... Some peanuts in there.

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-Anyway, carry on.

-OK.

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So, did you win any competitions with your break dancing?

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Stop bringing it up! You're only giving Martin more ammunition.

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What did you wear? A parachute tracksuit?

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Listen, paisley man, we wore break dancing gear!

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We had the hoodie. We were quite cool.

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-Shell suit? Hat backwards?

-Eh?

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Hat backwards? Shell suit?

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I had all that. I had all the gear.

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No idea, but all the gear. But, yeah...

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I put some sugar and soy in there to finish it off,

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-to knock down that spiciness.

-They'll all be chatting away

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on Myface, or whatever it's called.

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LAUGHTER Myface!

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-And you used to be cool, didn't you?

-What's it called?

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Myface, or something like that! Or tweet.

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-I bet you tweet, don't you?

-No!

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-No. Now...

-I thought you'd tweet.

-No.

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Now, here we go. Pile that on there.

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Look at the colour. The important thing is to get the wok nice and hot.

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You're in England now. Pop it in.

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OK. This is what I have to do with the restaurant...

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-Oh, yes!

-You'll get another two portions out of that.

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-Exactly!

-Pour the sauce over.

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-And you've got stir-fried chilli pork.

-Easy as that.

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Lovely. I'll let you carry that. Meanwhile, I'll moonwalk backwards.

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-LAUGHTER

-Only joking.

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-There you go.

-Dive into that.

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That looks fantastic!

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Very simple. Dive in.

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-And coming to a restaurant near you.

-Yes. Very exciting.

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In trendy Notting Hill. Dive into that. It's quite fiery.

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-It's got a kick.

-It's lovely.

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I'm not a big fan at all of takeaway Chinese or stuff like that.

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There's too much salt for me. But when you watch it cooked

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and it's nice and clean, it's lovely.

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Definitely don't try those break dancing moves at home.

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Coming up, I'll show you my take on a prawn cocktail

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for comedian Jocelyn Jee Esien, after Rick Stein

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goes in search of cockles.

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This is something I've always loved doing in the estuary in Padstow,

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but this time with my new-found friends.

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They described to me how they cook cockles in Spain.

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Of course, everyone has their own way of doing things.

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THEY SPEAK SPANISH

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Well, what he's saying is, they don't serve them in little jars,

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gathering dust in a pub somewhere.

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They cook them with a little lemon juice and white wine with rice,

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or they bake them in an empanada,

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which is rather like a pie or a pasty.

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I always pick up foreign words for fish and shellfish,

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so I had quite a good conversation with them

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in a limited sort of a way.

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Everyone wants to talk about seafood in Spain.

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I was cooking the classic clam dish almejas a la marinera on the quay

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and these two guys came up and wanted to give me tips.

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Well, can we start...? Do you want to watch how I do it?

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HE SPEAKS SPANISH

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OK. Well, just starting with a bit of onion on here.

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HE SPEAKS SPANISH

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Really?

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Your mother...?

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These chaps have come up, I think they're fishermen on the quay,

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but they're very keen to know what we're doing.

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..No, no, you can stay. It's all right.

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Anyway, I've just been cooking off some onion for about 20 minutes

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for this almejas a la marinera... LAUGHTER

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How's that? It's good enough, it's OK!

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I know it's not the best pronunciation.

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..which is clams in a sort of marinera style,

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like clams mariniere, if you like.

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So all I'm doing is just adding some, um...pimenton.

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-Si.

-Si, si.

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Some paprika to these onions.

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Just let that cook out a little bit.

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I'm going to add a little bit of tomato to this thing.

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The paprika is smelling really good.

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So just add a couple of tablespoons of tomato.

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Now, sometimes, this dish is done with tomato,

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sometimes it's done without,

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but it always has paprika and it always has onion in it.

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And generally, a little bit of local albarino wine, as well.

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So we'll just leave that to cook out very nicely.

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Then I'm just going to add the clams.

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It's coming down very, very nicely.

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HE SPEAKS SPANISH

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Oh, yeah, yeah, in a minute... OK. All right.

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HE SPEAKS SPANISH

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One, two, three, four minutos.

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Four minutes. Quite right.

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He understands, cos he knows...

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Absolutely.

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He knows you shouldn't cook these things for too long,

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otherwise they get very, very tough.

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Four minutes. Finito.

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That's the basic sauce ready now.

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So we're just going to add these clams to this.

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These are carpet shell clams. They're local ones.

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I'm very pleased to have found them here.

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You get them all over Europe. I think the best clam in the world.

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Now we just let them cook for, as my new friend said, just four minutes.

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OK, they're nicely opened..

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I want to get a move on. I don't want them to cook any more.

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I'll put a bit of chilli in, for background heat.

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And now, this is very typical with this dish,

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a little bit of thickening. Sometimes, they use cornflour,

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but I'll use beurre manie, which is flour and butter

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mixed together, just to give the sauce

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a nice thickness, which is typical.

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I'm not normally in favour of thickening sauces like this,

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but this is a local dish

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and I want to be true to the sort of local style of doing it.

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Just gives it a nice sort of velvet feel to it.

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Just leave that to cook away.

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I hope you can hear me above these shells!

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I'm shouting as much as I can.

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As you can see, it is thickening up very nicely. That's just about right.

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I think all these dishes, mussels, clams, cockle dishes like this,

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are best just with a few scraps of flavour.

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A bit of tomato, parsley, a bit of paprika, a bit of chilli.

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Nothing much else. A good local dish, really.

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Just as it is with octopus in Spain, so it is with cockles in England.

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People make fun of the East Enders' love of cockles

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with malt vinegar and pepper,

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but if you haven't tried it, don't knock it. I'm here at Leigh-on-Sea,

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which is a Mecca for cockle lovers.

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I met a bloke called John, who just lives for them.

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Seafood, in general - nature's Viagra.

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All these pills that you get these days, you don't need them.

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You've just got to come and have

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what nature throws up on the beach, throws up out of the sea.

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They're just so good for you.

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I must say, the first time I saw these cockles,

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I thought, what a blinking waste that is!

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What you need to do is get some nice Muscadet,

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open them up in a saucepan, and none of this blinkin' malt vinegar.

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You want nice white wine vinegar, with some shallots chopped into it.

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I don't think so. I think you're completely wrong.

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I mean, I was brought here by my dad years ago as a small child

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and I didn't realise then the significance of the place.

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The beer, the cockles.

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And all of a sudden, this nostalgia struck me.

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I was driving down the hill one day

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and I could smell the estuary,

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the seafood, the cooking, the cockles,

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the actual smell of the sea coming in the window.

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And it must have just taken me back and started me off.

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Now it's very difficult to drive past Leigh-on-Sea

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without coming in and having a plate of cockles.

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But also, it's the vinegar and the pepper.

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Because I really mean this, I'm starting to get hooked myself.

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I'm getting worried.

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So, you're not going to cook any more in Muscadet?

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Not cockles, probably.

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Look at the size of them. They're plump.

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They're like little fat...little fat friends that you want to eat.

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RICK LAUGHS

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I could just eat a plate of those little fat friends myself.

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I love dishes like cockles in malt vinegar, a little bit of pepper...

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that'll be around forever. And the same could be said about

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prawn cocktail. They've become unfashionable,

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but they're delicious. And I've got my very own version

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that will bring it back up to date.

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I'm going to use these tiger prawns here,

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which I'm going to cook, together with, I've got in here,

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these fantastic little crayfish, which are so inexpensive.

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You can buy these in brine nowadays. They're really cheap

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-because there's loads around the rivers in the UK.

-Yes.

-Use them.

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They're fantastic. But I'm going to change this.

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I'm going to show you how to make your own mayonnaise.

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-The real stuff.

-Yes, the real stuff.

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We've got egg yolks, mustard, white wine vinegar, brandy.

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-Brandy?

-You like that?

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Brandy, Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce,

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some ketchup and some rapeseed oil.

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Instead of using cos lettuce, I'm going to use little gem.

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Cos lettuce is traditional. You can use iceberg.

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I'll shred that up and place that

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with a bit of paprika and lemon.

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I'll get the prawns on the go...

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We've washed out John's tea-smoking liquor.

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They go straight into a steamer, lid on,

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gently steam for four, five minutes, done.

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I'm going to start off by breaking up the eggs

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and placing them into a blender.

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Now, you can make this by hand, if you want.

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But ideally, you need somebody to pour in the oil for you.

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I'm going to pop the egg yolks in.

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The difference between mayonnaise and salad cream

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is the fact that salad cream is done with hard-boiled egg yolks.

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The same way as I'm making now, but with hard-boiled egg yolks.

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Hard-boiled egg yolks?

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So boil the eggs, peel off the whites, throw them away,

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put the yolks in there, make this exactly the same. Mustard.

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-Put the rest in your hair.

-Yeah, exactly.

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-It's good for the hair.

-Now, comedy, at the moment, is your main thing,

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but it never used to be, did it? You trained to be a lawyer, didn't you?

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Yeah. I studied law for two years.

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I was actually going to be a lawyer,

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and I was supposed to be a lawyer and go into med school

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as that's what my dad wanted, but when I liked being a lawyer,

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I realised it was because I liked watching LA Law.

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I liked playing the role of a lawyer, thought, "I can wear that suit..."

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-But not actually doing it?

-No, not actually doing it.

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But then you went from...obviously, law, to being a serious actress.

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Yeah.

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I went and trained, and I wanted to become an actress,

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and I wanted to go off to the RSC and be a proper actress.

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You got some quite serious roles, didn't you?

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-A lot of the roles, you were crying in most of them.

-Yeah.

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Straight roles. Crying, tragic roles.

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No-one thought I was funny.

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I'd get all these really straight roles.

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Then a friend got me into stand-up.

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It's a fantastic story of how you went from that

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-to being a comedian.

-BLENDER WHIRRS

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-It's like workmen, isn't it?

-What, this?

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SHOUTS: I was onstage, right?!

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Sorry. I'll be very quick.

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You add the oil slowly... I'll stop for a sec.

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..and then you can add it quicker, like this.

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This is rapeseed oil. It's really trendy at the moment.

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It's rich in Omega 3. Very, very good for us.

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-Shouldn't I be doing something?

-That's mayonnaise.

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-You've made mayonnaise.

-Let me smell it. I go by smell.

-Smell it?

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It's not finished. I haven't put the brandy in yet.

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-But that's your mayonnaise.

-It actually does smell like mayonnaise.

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-It will, in a second. One second.

-So...stand-up.

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Yeah, he was trying to put on a new stand-up night and he wanted

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new comics, old comics, and he thought that I should give it a go.

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And I did.

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He just gave you the mic and said, "Off you go. You're on!"

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-Yeah, yeah.

-But you wouldn't get off.

-No, I wouldn't.

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They wouldn't tell me to get off.

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I thought they'd say and I'd have to get off, but they didn't.

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So I stayed. And since then, I was doing lots of stand-up and acting.

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-Fantastic. And the rest, as they say, is history.

-Yes.

-So, there.

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Brandy. This is going to go in there now.

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This changes it from mayonnaise into Marie Rose sauce.

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I don't know where the origins of Marie Rose came from.

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I tried to find out, but nobody really knows.

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But in America, they call this Russian dressing.

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I think this main sort of idea came from Russia,

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cos they would make dressings like this.

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Mayonnaise, a little bit of yoghurt, mixed together with tomato.

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I've got some ketchup in here as well.

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So, in there, you've got Tabasco, Worcester sauce...

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There we go, in we go with the ketchup.

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-Did you make this up?

-I'm making the recipe up, yeah.

-As you go along?

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-As I'm going along. You're just a guinea pig!

-Yeah!

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If it works, I'll stick it on the restaurant menu.

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But we give this a quick mix. I'll season that.

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The prawns are now cooked. Lift the lid off.

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These are cooked.

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-These lovely little prawns.

-Huge. We must name them!

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Prawns, when you buy them like that, come in frozen, obviously...

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Name them!

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-Jimmy.

-Jimmy!

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-Jimmy, Terry and Barry!

-Hugh!

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They're fantastic! Delicious.

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But then you can't eat them, once you've named them.

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But prawns, when you buy them, they come numbered.

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You buy them by number.

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Frozen prawns, number sixes, that's the size of them,

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how many you get per pound.

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So if they're prawn nineteens, you get nineteen per pound,

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-or whatever.

-I'm going to use this lingo.

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-Eh?

-Use it, and baffle people.

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Give that a quick mix. Now, what I'm going to do, just grab a knife...

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You can use iceberg, you can use cos and bits and pieces,

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but I love using this little gem lettuce. It's lovely and crisp.

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Now, what I've done is blanch this in ice-cold water.

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-You don't like fingers in the food, do you?

-Don't worry,

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-you'll get to taste it! I'm making this for you.

-I know you, James.

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There you go. Blanch it in ice-cold water,

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really ice, and it crisps up the leaves.

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You can almost hear them crisp up.

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I'm going to take these prawns...

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We'll chop these up, so they'll be easier to eat.

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The easiest way to peel a prawn is to take the head off,

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peel it from the top part, the thicker part first,

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and when you get halfway down, squeeze the tail at the bottom.

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It should just peel off, like that. We can chop this all up.

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And this can go straight in. So you've got freshly cooked prawns.

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And into there, we're going to use the little crayfish.

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You could put lobster in there, if you wanted to glam it up.

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The secret is making your own mayonnaise. Then grab some of this.

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Can you use lamb?

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LAUGHTER

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Or pigeon, if you wanted to! Yeah.

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Because it's you, I'm going to use a little bit of paprika.

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-Yeah.

-Old style. Brown bread and butter.

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And, of course, the wedge of lemon.

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Another tip that my mother taught me, which does actually work.

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Not the beetroot one.

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To stop people getting squeezed next-door,

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with your wedge of lemon, just trim off that little pip there.

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-And it comes off.

-Wow!

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-Wow!

-Prawn cocktail brought up to the...

-Straight in.

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..year 2008, dive in.

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-Tell me what you think.

-Gosh!

-That's a little crayfish one.

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-Take a little bite of these freshly cooked prawns.

-Mmm!

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-Real mayonnaise.

-Real mayonnaise.

-James, you've got to name it.

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Jame-onnaise!

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LAUGHTER

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-What do you reckon?

-It's lovely.

-You like it?

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-Mmm!

-Homemade mayonnaise.

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-I can taste everything.

-Jame-onnaise, there you go!

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Jame-onnaise, I should definitely market that.

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If you want to cook anything from the show,

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you can find all of our recipes at bbc.co.uk/recipes.

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We're not live today, but we're looking back at

0:24:200:24:22

some of the fantastic clips from the Saturday Kitchen archives.

0:24:220:24:26

Right now, it's time for the Frenchman Stephane Reynaud

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to share with us a delicious recipe for salmon.

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-Great to have you back on the show.

-Thank you very much for inviting me.

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-I love it when you're on...

-We cook something which is not pork,

0:24:350:24:38

-so that's unusual for you!

-Very unusual for you.

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You're famous for the book on pork, but there's been

0:24:400:24:43

several books after that, so what are we cooking there?

0:24:430:24:46

It's a recipe off my new book, which is Rotis.

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It's roasts for every day. So on Friday, you have fish.

0:24:490:24:52

Everything in the oven, roast,

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to enjoy roasts a lot more. What's the main part of this? Salmon.

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We've got the salmon, yes.

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We have prawns, we have shallots,

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we have eggs, we have Pastis.

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French liqueur. We have aniseed here. Butter.

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-And then we're going to make... Sorry, the prawns too.

-Yeah.

0:25:100:25:13

-And the Brussels...

-Brussels sprouts, yes.

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-So, first...

-Could you help me with the shallots, please?

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-Chop the shallots, chop some parsley, OK.

-Yeah, great.

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We're going to try and make a little sandwich, is that right?

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Yes, with the salmon. Put the salmon in the processor.

0:25:260:25:31

Now, you've been busy last time you were on,

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because you mentioned your new book, Rotis, which is out now,

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but in France, you've got another book.

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Yes, I've done another book.

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It's 365 Good Reasons To Spend Time Around The Table.

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-And the first one is...?

-Love food and friends.

-And the last one?

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Love food and have friends too!

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LAUGHTER

0:25:520:25:54

It's a circle! So you start and you finish around the table.

0:25:540:25:57

-Sounds good.

-I'll have to come back with my new book.

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Your books, they're always unique in the way that they're put together

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because not only are the recipes great, but the way the book's

0:26:040:26:07

put together, the photographs, a lot of your family are in there...

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Yes. I love to have my friends in my book.

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I love to spend time round the table with friends, so that's why.

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But a lot of drawings as well.

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Yes, a good friend makes the drawings for me.

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-We always make the books together.

-Anything for a free lunch!

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-Is that what it is?

-Sorry?

-Anything for a free lunch.

-Yeah!

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-True!

-Eggs going in there?

-Yes, the parsley too.

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I'm saving some of the parsley till later,

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-but we've got that, then you just want this blending up?

-Yes, please.

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-And we're going to put the cream.

-So a little cream goes in there.

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-Not too much.

-OK, just a little bit.

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OK.

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-What you've done is take the...

-I put the Pastis and the salmon...

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Before, I removed the fish bones.

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-Yeah.

-And then, we're going to put that on the top.

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I'll just pop that on there.

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-Great. Thank you. That's great.

-That's all right.

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-There you go. That can sit on there.

-Thank you.

0:27:060:27:09

-Now, the prawns, you're just going to sprinkle those on the top?

-Yeah.

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We're going to put the prawns on the pan after the salmon.

0:27:120:27:16

-Now there's a great French name for doing this.

-La farce.

-La farce.

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That's the stuffing. What do you call it when you put it on the top?

0:27:210:27:25

-Is there a name?

-Ah, the prawns.

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And then the sandwich is ready to be cooked.

0:27:280:27:31

-But you've sliced the salmon as well.

-Yes, for the Pastis.

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Right, OK. So it just sort of absorbs in there.

0:27:340:27:37

-Tie it up.

-Yeah.

-And your bistro, just outside of Paris...

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-It's in Montreuil, so five minutes from Paris.

-East?

-East area.

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-Yeah.

-So it's a bistro. It's a very funny...

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It's like a haunted house, my restaurant.

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You know? It's between trees and a big building.

0:27:550:27:59

-You should come there.

-Yeah, I'd love to.

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-I know that you go very often in Paris.

-Yes, I do like Paris.

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-So, please come and visit me.

-I will.

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Anything for a free lunch, obviously!

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-I'll come.

-You want to come as well?

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Be careful. There is always sprouts!

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Oh, no! The dilemma!

0:28:170:28:19

Sprouts and sprouts and sprouts.

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-Anyway, in there.

-In the pot.

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So this goes... Just a little bit of colour on here?

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Yeah. Two minutes.

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The secret of good roast dinners and that kind of stuff...

0:28:320:28:35

-It's to be enjoyed by everybody.

-Yeah.

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You know you can put it in the middle of your table,

0:28:380:28:40

if there are four people or ten people.

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It doesn't matter. You cut little or big slices.

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I love roast. And then I put garlic with the... Big pieces.

0:28:460:28:50

-So a little bit of garlic in there.

-Yeah.

0:28:500:28:53

We've got some onions, which I'm dicing up with these sprouts,

0:28:530:28:57

cos these are going to cook in real-time.

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So we just need to thinly slice them.

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-Great.

-If you've got any of this leftover farce over here...

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-You can make little steak.

-Pan fry them?

-Yes, that's good like this.

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It's nice to make more because it's so good.

0:29:110:29:14

-Thank you.

-Your onions.

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There we go. So literally just slice the sprouts nice and thin.

0:29:180:29:22

-So I'm going to colour the salmon.

-Yeah.

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And then we're going to put the salmon in the oven.

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Is that a cue for me to do that?

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-You want to turn this over?

-Yes, Chef.

0:29:300:29:32

I'll leave you to do that because it might drop to bits.

0:29:320:29:36

There you go, Chef.

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This is the Brussels sprouts and everything.

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Get a bit of colour on there.

0:29:410:29:43

-Yeah, look at the nice colour.

-Straight in the oven.

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How long does this cook for?

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It's between 15 or 20 minutes.

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After ten minutes, you put the prawns in the pan.

0:29:490:29:52

-So after ten minutes, then put the prawns in.

-Yeah.

0:29:520:29:55

We've got one here. I'll just switch this off. There we go.

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0:30:000:30:02

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0:30:020:30:05

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0:30:100:30:13

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-I'm going to put one more Brussels sprout in there.

-Yeah.

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-One more.

-One more.

-So what's next for Stephane Reynaud?

0:30:220:30:25

What's next for you? Any thoughts about

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opening a restaurant elsewhere?

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No, no, no. Just, er...

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writing books, and I just moved from my old house

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-to my new house, I've just bought a new farm in my village.

-Yep.

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So I have a lot of things to do there.

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But are you producing stuff for the restaurant on the farm, or...?

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-Some pork!

-Some pork, yeah!

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-No, I make my own sausages, my own ham...

-Right.

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So, yes. On January 15th, we're going to...

0:30:520:30:55

kill the poor kid - the poor pig!

0:30:550:30:57

-Right.

-I call him the kid, you know?

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-I love them!

-Right, OK!

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You did love them, until January 14th, but anyway...

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-Stick that on there.

-Yeah.

-And you're going to take the string off?

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-Sure.

-See, the prawns are nicely cooked.

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A little bit of butter in there - we keep that.

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-Do you want me to season this as well, Chef?

-Yes, please.

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Bit of salt in there.

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Bit of black pepper.

0:31:160:31:18

You mentioned serving this hot or cold. If you're serving it cold,

0:31:180:31:21

-leave the string on for now?

-Yes, make a little dressing,

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with shallots and some kind of things.

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I love to serve the salmon in the middle of the table,

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and you serve it with, erm,

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with a spoon.

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-That's a serious slice there, Reynaud!

-Yeah, look!

0:31:330:31:36

-Look at that!

-I like it to be cooked like this,

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-not too much cooked.

-It's proper, just perfect. Yeah.

0:31:390:31:43

-So, we have the prawns...

-There you go.

0:31:430:31:45

-A spoon...

-And the Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts

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are one of these things... I don't know about you, Angela,

0:31:480:31:52

but they are fantastic. If you saute them off like this,

0:31:520:31:54

they're better than boiling them at Christmas.

0:31:540:31:57

At Christmas, you put them with chestnuts and a bit of bacon.

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It's delicious. But, yeah, those yellow ones are...!

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I think I've taken it out of context.

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I've always been served up the ones with

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the evil little yellow hearts...

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-Boiled ones, yeah.

-Like they're the grapes of the devil.

0:32:100:32:13

-Yeah.

-And they arrive in a great big bowl.

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-Devil grapes, which...!

-Devil grapes!

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But now, I'm looking...

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See? We're trying to... Yeah, there you go.

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-OK.

-Happy with that?

-This might be different.

-Ready to serve.

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-Remind us what that is again.

-This is like a sandwich salmon.

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-I love the term.

-A sandwich salmon?

-Yeah, I love the word

0:32:280:32:31

sandwich salmon. It's roasted salmon, with prawns,

0:32:310:32:34

-with Brussels sprouts...

-Yep.

-..with garlic, and, er...

0:32:340:32:38

-Pastis - don't forget the Pastis.

-All in his new book. Easy as that!

0:32:380:32:42

-There you go. Right, over here, then, Stephane...

-Yep.

0:32:470:32:50

-Follow me over here.

-I love the way you top chefs,

0:32:500:32:53

you throw it away, "Oh, a little sandwich!"

0:32:530:32:56

-It would take me...

-It IS a sandwich!

0:32:560:32:58

..three days to make something like that. I would be crying,

0:32:580:33:02

I would have drank two bottles of wine. "Oh, God!

0:33:020:33:04

"What's happening?!" And look, it's just... Oh!

0:33:040:33:07

What are you lot having?!

0:33:070:33:10

-Nothing! The leftovers!

-Dive in and tell us what you think.

0:33:100:33:13

-It looks so delicious.

-Salmon's really the fish that

0:33:130:33:16

-you want to be doing that with. It holds it all together.

-Yeah.

0:33:160:33:20

Could you use a different fish - monkfish?

0:33:200:33:22

-I like to use it with the salmon.

-Oh, my God, that is just...

0:33:220:33:25

-That is just divine.

-Happy with that?

0:33:250:33:27

-And the green vegetables, please!

-Notice how you're clearing out

0:33:270:33:31

-the green veg bit...

-OK, here goes.

0:33:310:33:33

-Taste the Brussels sprouts.

-This is really... This is a big moment!

0:33:330:33:37

-LAUGHTER

-This is a big moment for me!

0:33:370:33:40

Less of the onion, more of the sprouts...

0:33:400:33:42

-Damn, I've been found out!

-Sauteed like that, nice and simple.

0:33:420:33:46

Sorry, I'm shaking a little. It's the nerves!

0:33:460:33:49

-Should I move?

-They are great when they're fried up.

0:33:490:33:52

Mmm, that's a different experience.

0:33:520:33:54

-See? There you go!

-Yes!

0:33:540:33:57

Believe me, if you're looking for a Sunday lunch recipe,

0:34:020:34:04

Stephane's salmon is a great choice.

0:34:040:34:06

Now the Two Fat Ladies travel to Gloucestershire

0:34:060:34:09

to share their love of meat. This is classic stuff.

0:34:090:34:12

Is the River Clyde in Gloucestershire?

0:34:220:34:24

Oh, my dear, I don't know.

0:34:240:34:26

-Don't ask me things like that, you're the map reader!

-Glasgow?!

0:34:260:34:29

Oh, we've got the wrong ruddy map!

0:34:290:34:32

-Where are we?!

-Ha-ha! It'll be all right! Just drive!

0:34:320:34:37

Oh, my God!

0:34:370:34:39

-Heavens!

-Good Lord, Jennifer, what are we going to do about this?!

0:34:430:34:46

I don't know, I think we just have to let things take their course.

0:34:460:34:50

-There's the shepherd. Hello...!

-Steady, steady!

0:34:500:34:53

-Ho, gentle shepherd!

-Hello. We're trying to get to Westonbirt School,

0:34:530:34:57

-is that near here?

-Up here,

0:34:570:34:59

and follow the sign on the left. About two miles.

0:34:590:35:02

-About two miles, not far, then.

-Not far, no.

0:35:020:35:05

These are magnificent creatures, aren't they,

0:35:050:35:07

-with their lovely black faces?

-Very plump and juicy.

0:35:070:35:10

Do you think one would fit in the sidecar?

0:35:100:35:12

Er, I think it would be rather a tight squeeze.

0:35:120:35:15

-Would be very difficult to get it in.

-Very difficult indeed, yes.

0:35:150:35:18

-Is it all right if I start the engine?

-Certainly, yes.

0:35:180:35:21

-Won't frighten them?

-No, they're all right.

0:35:210:35:23

ENGINE STARTS Thank you very much...

0:35:230:35:26

-All right!

-..for the directions. That's sweet of you.

-All right.

0:35:260:35:29

-I do admire the way they follow you.

-Oh, they follow me!

0:35:290:35:32

-Sheep always follow a good shepherd, Madam.

-I'm sure they do!

0:35:330:35:37

-They certainly do! Come on.

-Goodbye, take care!

-Bye.

0:35:370:35:41

Go on, little sheep.

0:35:410:35:42

# We're poor little lambs

0:35:450:35:47

# We've lost our way

0:35:470:35:49

# Far, far, far

0:35:490:35:53

# We are little black sheep

0:35:530:35:55

# Who have gone astray

0:35:550:35:58

# Oh, oh... #

0:35:580:36:01

ENGINE ROARS

0:36:010:36:03

Well, I've got lots of lovely meat dishes to cook for the lacrosse team.

0:36:050:36:08

I have, too, I've got two different ones.

0:36:080:36:10

-It'll be very good for them, just what they need to build.

-Absolutely.

0:36:100:36:15

-Oh, God, do you know what? Something just struck me.

-What?

0:36:150:36:18

This day and age, they'll probably be vegetarians.

0:36:180:36:21

Not the lacrosse team, surely?!

0:36:210:36:24

Gosh, plenty of room for

0:36:280:36:29

the smell of boiled cabbage to rise.

0:36:290:36:31

You rise with the damp, by the look of it.

0:36:320:36:35

GIRLS CHATTER EXCITEDLY

0:36:350:36:38

Well, they look hungry enough!

0:36:420:36:44

They all look very healthy.

0:36:440:36:46

I shouldn't think they're vegetarians.

0:36:460:36:48

Thank heavens for small mercies!

0:36:480:36:50

What a marvellous place! Isn't it splendid?

0:36:530:36:55

Ah, Jennifer, Clarissa! This is marvellous, thank you so much.

0:36:550:36:59

The cook's got flu, and I promised the lacrosse team

0:36:590:37:01

-a slap-up meal.

-Quite right, too.

-Really kind of you to come.

0:37:010:37:04

The kitchens are down there. You'll be fine.

0:37:060:37:09

-I've got to go and teach Latin to the upper sixth.

-Very good.

-Vale!

0:37:090:37:12

-Vale!

-Vale!

0:37:120:37:14

-Quo vadis.

-Indeed!

0:37:140:37:16

-Did you do Latin at school?

-I did it,

0:37:190:37:21

but the only thing I can remember is, er...

0:37:210:37:23

SHE SINGS IN LATIN

0:37:230:37:27

-That's Baa, Baa, Black Sheep.

-I'm so glad you told me, dear(!)

0:37:300:37:33

I'd never have guessed!

0:37:330:37:35

Look at the size of it! Railway sleepers on the ceiling!

0:37:350:37:39

-It's vast, isn't it?

-Look at these pots!

0:37:390:37:42

Brobdingnag!

0:37:420:37:44

Look at this!

0:37:440:37:46

# And I believe I could love you

0:37:460:37:48

# And be even worthy of you

0:37:480:37:50

# If I only had a heart... #

0:37:500:37:53

-Ooh!

-Come on, we'd better go and find some toothsome meat to cook.

0:37:530:37:57

It'll have to be sterilised!

0:37:580:38:00

So wise, dear.

0:38:000:38:02

Avante!

0:38:020:38:03

I'm going to make something which I think is perfectly delicious,

0:38:030:38:06

and it's simple. You could eat it hot or cold,

0:38:060:38:09

take it on picnics, have it in the dining room, anything.

0:38:090:38:12

And it's really a meat loaf, but it's a grand meat loaf,

0:38:120:38:15

it's not a nasty old dry thing like you used to have at school.

0:38:150:38:19

-We used to call it Martyrs' Relics.

-Martyrs' Relics!

0:38:190:38:22

-How sinister!

-Indeed!

0:38:220:38:24

Anyway, first of all, I want to cook the mushrooms,

0:38:240:38:28

because I need them to get cool for the mixture later.

0:38:280:38:32

A damn good scrape of fresh nutmeg -

0:38:330:38:37

that's very important.

0:38:370:38:39

Mind your knuckles.

0:38:390:38:41

They won't notice...

0:38:430:38:44

if my knuckles are in!

0:38:440:38:47

This makes all the difference to mushrooms -

0:38:470:38:49

whenever you're using mushrooms.

0:38:490:38:52

And we'll saute these now, not too much.

0:38:520:38:55

PAN SIZZLES GENTLY

0:38:550:38:59

-Lovely mushrooms.

-These are excellent.

0:38:590:39:01

And I'm going to cook roast fillet of beef

0:39:010:39:04

in a pan-Asian fashion. That's with...

0:39:040:39:08

ginger, garlic, spring onion,

0:39:080:39:11

chilli, coriander and coconut milk.

0:39:110:39:13

You may think that's a bit out-of-the-ordinary with beef,

0:39:130:39:16

but it works awfully well, it's smashing.

0:39:160:39:18

At the moment, I'm sealing the beef,

0:39:180:39:20

so that when I put it in the oven to roast,

0:39:200:39:23

all the juices don't run out of it.

0:39:230:39:25

And there's no fat in this pan at all, this is just a hot pan.

0:39:250:39:30

Now, I'm doing this with fillet of beef,

0:39:300:39:32

which is the most expensive cut,

0:39:320:39:34

which is fine if you're feeling extravagant,

0:39:340:39:36

or you've won the lottery.

0:39:360:39:38

But this recipe was originally developed for topside,

0:39:380:39:41

which is a cheap cut. PAN SIZZLES

0:39:410:39:44

Right, I think that will do nicely now.

0:39:440:39:48

I'm just going to put this into the roasting pan.

0:39:480:39:50

And next, I'm going to put in some olive oil.

0:39:520:39:54

And there's some garlic.

0:39:580:40:00

And some ginger.

0:40:030:40:05

-And some spring onions.

-Lovely mixture.

0:40:060:40:09

Very nice.

0:40:090:40:10

A trinity! A trinity of delight!

0:40:110:40:14

And then I'm going to add...

0:40:150:40:17

..some chillis.

0:40:190:40:21

And half the coriander - lovely, fresh coriander.

0:40:220:40:25

You're so lucky to be able to get it everywhere these days, aren't you?

0:40:250:40:28

And some soya sauce - dark soya sauce.

0:40:280:40:31

Gosh, they're so pathetic, these little...

0:40:310:40:34

-Slosh it in!

-Slosh it in, absolutely!

0:40:360:40:38

Muck it about a bit.

0:40:410:40:42

And then I'm just going to...

0:40:440:40:46

Ooh! Gosh, they keep hot, these things, don't they?

0:40:470:40:50

-Yes, do be careful.

-I will.

0:40:500:40:52

Put this over...

0:40:520:40:55

..the top.

0:40:560:40:58

PAN SIZZLES

0:41:000:41:03

-There we are.

-Yummo!

0:41:050:41:07

And then I'm going to pour over some coconut milk.

0:41:070:41:10

This is fresh coconut milk, but you can use it out of a can,

0:41:100:41:13

or that cream of coconut.

0:41:130:41:16

All perfectly good. And so I'm going to pour that over.

0:41:160:41:19

The rest of the coriander.

0:41:190:41:22

-And some lemon grass.

-Lemon grass...

0:41:260:41:29

-What is this, what nationality?

-Thai. Well, sort of pan-Asian,

0:41:290:41:32

the sort of thing that's coming out of Australia at the moment.

0:41:320:41:36

Then I'm going to add some lime. Look, they don't make lime squeezers

0:41:360:41:39

-like that any more!

-It's beautiful!

-Isn't it lovely?

0:41:390:41:42

-Where did you get it?

-I can't remember, somewhere in my travels.

0:41:420:41:46

I've got a kitchenalia fetish!

0:41:460:41:49

Squeeze that all over it.

0:41:540:41:56

And that's ready now.

0:41:560:41:58

Right. Now I'm going to stick this in the oven...

0:42:010:42:04

..for...

0:42:050:42:07

40 minutes.

0:42:070:42:09

Phew!

0:42:090:42:10

-I'm going to get on with the meat loaf.

-OK.

0:42:120:42:14

Now, what I've got here

0:42:190:42:21

is mincemeat.

0:42:210:42:24

Pork mince, some sausage meat, and some minced veal.

0:42:240:42:29

First, we'll mix them all, we'll break them up together a bit.

0:42:290:42:32

Then we want to put in chicken's livers.

0:42:370:42:39

Onions, about two onions, chopped.

0:42:420:42:45

Garlic.

0:42:470:42:48

Two or three cloves.

0:42:500:42:53

Spoonful of all-spice.

0:42:530:42:55

This gives it a rather nice flavour. It sort of...

0:42:560:43:00

smells and is delicious. We've got some nice, fresh thyme.

0:43:000:43:04

A couple of eggs, beaten up.

0:43:050:43:08

Pour them in.

0:43:080:43:10

And finally, about ten juniper berries,

0:43:100:43:15

which are very good with anything

0:43:150:43:17

to do with game, or meats, or mixtures of meat.

0:43:170:43:20

And, of course, it's always used to flavour gin.

0:43:200:43:23

And crush them. If you don't crush them,

0:43:230:43:26

you won't get any flavour out of them, you'll just find

0:43:260:43:30

nasty little black bullets,

0:43:300:43:32

and you'll wonder what in the world you've met.

0:43:320:43:34

Now, we want the mushrooms.

0:43:340:43:36

Whoops-a-daisy!

0:43:480:43:50

Then squish them in.

0:43:520:43:54

Use your fingers, for heaven's sake.

0:43:540:43:56

You must have it all mixed.

0:43:560:43:59

All this squishing...

0:43:590:44:01

..is lovely, and probably does your hands a lot of good...

0:44:020:44:05

which, of course, are spotless before you start!

0:44:050:44:08

All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten these little hands.

0:44:120:44:16

But never mind!

0:44:160:44:18

Now it's fun time!

0:44:180:44:19

This is when we mould it.

0:44:190:44:22

You get the whole lot out...

0:44:240:44:26

..and plonk it in.

0:44:310:44:33

If I do this for children, I call it a roast hedgehog.

0:44:380:44:41

-Hedgehog, why?

-Well, when I've moulded it,

0:44:410:44:44

I stick all over

0:44:440:44:46

almonds, flaked almonds, so they look like the prickles,

0:44:460:44:50

and at the end, I make a little nose with a black olive,

0:44:500:44:54

and two half blacks for the face.

0:44:540:44:57

-Great!

-And it looks like Tiggy-Winkle, you know?

0:44:570:45:01

We want it more or less this shape.

0:45:010:45:03

Oval-ish, like that.

0:45:040:45:06

Now, what we do is...

0:45:060:45:08

to sort of hold it together, and to lubricate it,

0:45:080:45:11

we tuck in...

0:45:110:45:13

..bacon, rather like a Union Jack.

0:45:140:45:17

# Rule Britannia...! #

0:45:170:45:20

And it also holds it together.

0:45:210:45:23

I think I'll shove the first bay leaf there,

0:45:230:45:27

so that it can be held down,

0:45:270:45:28

because they tend to curl up a bit when they're in the oven.

0:45:280:45:31

Now, we put a few more of these leaves over it,

0:45:310:45:38

because they always give a good flavour.

0:45:380:45:40

Lovely sprigs of rosemary -

0:45:400:45:43

tuck them on the sides there,

0:45:430:45:46

and one across the top. And there we are, we'll bake it.

0:45:460:45:49

Oh, I'd better get mine out of the oven, hadn't I?

0:45:490:45:52

-Darn hot!

-Ooh, I know!

0:45:580:46:00

Let's see what yours looks like.

0:46:030:46:05

-Oh, wonderful!

-Doesn't that look nice?

0:46:050:46:08

-Smell it!

-Mmm!

0:46:080:46:10

You can strain the sauce, but I don't think so, do you?

0:46:100:46:14

No, I like all the little bits left in.

0:46:140:46:16

I never know why people strain sauces.

0:46:160:46:19

-No, I suppose it's refined.

-Refined!

0:46:190:46:21

Looks wonderful. It actually looks like a hedgehog!

0:46:240:46:27

Oh, don't! Ha-ha-ha!

0:46:270:46:29

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Right, come on, girls!

0:46:310:46:33

GIRLS SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:46:330:46:35

-Oh, dear!

-Oh, so energetic, aren't they?

0:46:370:46:39

Isn't it lovely?

0:46:390:46:41

Very good. It's a Red Indian war game, you know.

0:46:420:46:45

I've never quite known why they think this is a suitable way

0:46:450:46:48

-of training young ladies for the future!

-They sound like Red Indians!

0:46:480:46:52

They do, rather!

0:46:520:46:54

It's quite dangerous. You can get quite a clout with those sticks.

0:46:540:46:58

-Yes, go on, pass!

-It looks very dangerous.

0:46:580:47:01

My days, the goalkeepers didn't wear all that stuff on their heads,

0:47:010:47:04

-either, you know.

-She looks like the Man in the Iron Mask!

0:47:040:47:08

I used to be jolly good at this once, you know, Jennifer.

0:47:100:47:13

Awfully good, I was... Oh, well!

0:47:130:47:17

-SHE CLICKS

-Time to cook, time to cook!

0:47:190:47:23

-OK, yes.

-We have much to do.

-Indeed, we have!

0:47:230:47:26

I'm going to cook pan-fried chicken with walnut aillade.

0:47:270:47:31

This is really an excuse to use the walnut aillade,

0:47:310:47:34

which is one of the most delicious things.

0:47:340:47:37

Here, I've got my chicken breasts marinating in yoghurt

0:47:370:47:40

and lemon juice. You mustn't leave chicken to marinate in yoghurt

0:47:400:47:44

for too long, otherwise it will go woolly and blotting papery.

0:47:440:47:47

No more than an hour, just to be on the safe side.

0:47:470:47:50

I'm going to start off by grinding my walnuts,

0:47:500:47:53

to make walnut aillade. If you've got any sense,

0:47:530:47:56

you'll do this in a food processor or a Magimix,

0:47:560:47:59

but I'm something of a masochist, so I'm going to do it

0:47:590:48:02

with a pestle and mortar. The only exercise I take, really.

0:48:020:48:05

And I'm just going to crush them up...quite fine.

0:48:050:48:10

We don't use walnuts nearly enough in this country.

0:48:100:48:13

You know why they're so darn difficult to pick.

0:48:130:48:16

No, you just shake the tree.

0:48:160:48:19

A dog, a woman, and a walnut tree...

0:48:190:48:21

The more you beat them, the better they be!

0:48:210:48:23

JENNIFER CHUCKLES

0:48:230:48:25

So I'm going to put these into this bowl here.

0:48:250:48:28

And now for the garlic, grind that up.

0:48:290:48:32

And I'm going to put that in with the walnuts.

0:48:340:48:38

And now I'm going to pour in my oil.

0:48:410:48:43

It is walnut oil.

0:48:450:48:47

Pour this in slowly. First of all, just a little at a time.

0:48:470:48:50

And mix it in.

0:48:520:48:54

And you're going to want it to emulsify together, a bit like...

0:48:580:49:01

..a mayonnaise, only not so fine, obviously.

0:49:030:49:07

Absolutely delicious!

0:49:070:49:09

Mmm. And the walnuts and the garlic

0:49:090:49:11

will take up all the oil.

0:49:110:49:12

We had walnuts in Sicily.

0:49:120:49:15

-Did you?

-Yes, we were always having walnut sauces.

0:49:150:49:18

-Were they black walnuts?

-Yes, they were pretty black.

0:49:180:49:21

No, no, no! It's a type of species.

0:49:210:49:24

Well, I don't know. I'm no gardener.

0:49:240:49:27

There are only two types of species of walnut.

0:49:270:49:29

There's a black walnut and the ordinary common-or-garden walnut.

0:49:290:49:33

I expect ours were black, then!

0:49:330:49:35

Probably.

0:49:350:49:36

And just put the parsley in. A little chopped parsley.

0:49:360:49:41

There we are, all mushed up. That's me done.

0:49:490:49:52

Well, now I'm ready for my fry-up, so...

0:49:520:49:55

I'll see you later.

0:49:550:49:56

-Have a lovely time.

-Thank you.

0:49:560:49:58

Now then, I'm going to do a nice, easy dish, which is a sort of...

0:50:000:50:03

It's not a stew, because you do the whole thing. It's more of a braise,

0:50:030:50:07

based on, you might say, a poor man's cassoulet.

0:50:070:50:10

But the point of it is, it's easy.

0:50:100:50:12

You can prepare it all the day before if you want

0:50:120:50:15

and half-cook it the day before.

0:50:150:50:17

If you've got an Aga, you just put it in the lower oven

0:50:170:50:20

and Bob's your uncle, or something... Now,

0:50:200:50:23

what you want is a nice shoulder of lamb.

0:50:230:50:26

Look, this is wonderful.

0:50:260:50:29

Have the little knuckle end cut off,

0:50:290:50:31

in case you don't have such a large casserole as this,

0:50:310:50:34

because it makes it easier to fit in.

0:50:340:50:36

But keep it, it's full of goodness.

0:50:360:50:38

Pop that in.

0:50:380:50:40

Now, what I've got here are soaked haricot beans,

0:50:400:50:44

but if you... It's really meant to be easy, this.

0:50:440:50:47

You can use tinned ones.

0:50:470:50:48

Just pour them in with their juice and they don't disintegrate,

0:50:480:50:52

they're sort of magic.

0:50:520:50:54

They're really very good. But I'm using the real ones.

0:50:540:50:57

And I'll leave this amount of water in.

0:51:000:51:02

Now, we can start piling everything in.

0:51:070:51:09

I've been chopping onions like mad.

0:51:090:51:11

Great hunks of garlic. About ten, you know.

0:51:200:51:24

What you like. I love it.

0:51:240:51:25

Now we want some fresh tomatoes.

0:51:270:51:29

Again, you can use those Italian chopped ones, if you're in a hurry.

0:51:290:51:34

Just a couple of tins.

0:51:340:51:35

I've got some cut, so I'll use them.

0:51:350:51:37

And now, you may not approve, but it will all be right in the end.

0:51:420:51:45

Put about...three good dollops of tomato puree.

0:51:450:51:52

That's that.

0:51:550:51:57

Now, about three-quarters of a pint

0:51:570:52:01

of white wine.

0:52:010:52:03

And tuck some bayleaves in.

0:52:070:52:11

They always go well with lamb.

0:52:130:52:15

And rosemary. My beloved rosemary.

0:52:150:52:17

And sprinkle over a few peppercorns.

0:52:200:52:23

They'll all sort of melt.

0:52:230:52:25

They give flavour.

0:52:250:52:27

That's about it. It's really quick.

0:52:290:52:32

It's wonderful.

0:52:320:52:33

Just shove the top on.

0:52:330:52:35

I'll pop it in the oven now. This is going to take a long, slow cooking.

0:52:370:52:43

Right, I've just shaken the yogurt off the chicken breast slightly

0:52:430:52:48

and then I've been pan-frying them in a little olive oil

0:52:480:52:51

until they're nicely coloured.

0:52:510:52:54

You can see when they're done.

0:52:540:52:56

And then I've got my aillade.

0:52:560:52:59

-Look at that.

-Yum yum!

0:52:590:53:01

I'm just going to spoon that over the top.

0:53:040:53:06

You're a great one at this spooning-overthe-top lark.

0:53:090:53:12

I'm all for spooning over the top, yes.

0:53:120:53:14

Leave it to cook a little longer and to heat through.

0:53:140:53:17

Finish the chicken off.

0:53:170:53:19

And you can make the aillade days in advance

0:53:190:53:21

and keep it either in the fridge or a cool larder.

0:53:210:53:24

Don't forget to put it in a sealed container

0:53:240:53:27

if you're putting it in the fridge,

0:53:270:53:29

because it smells wonderfully of garlic.

0:53:290:53:31

And EVERYTHING will smell wonderfully of garlic

0:53:310:53:34

-if you don't put it in a sealed container.

-Mmm! Wonderful!

0:53:340:53:37

It's for the girls! Right, well, I think that's done now.

0:53:370:53:41

-Wonderful.

-Mmm.

0:53:410:53:43

BELL RINGS

0:53:450:53:47

GIRLS CHATTER

0:53:500:53:52

Thank you.

0:54:020:54:04

-And the next one. There you go.

-Thank you.

0:54:040:54:07

Always make more sauce than you need

0:54:080:54:10

and serve with pasta for supper.

0:54:100:54:12

Eat this loaf hot or cold with a very good homemade tomato sauce.

0:54:170:54:22

Serve this beef with boiled new potatoes and spinach,

0:54:260:54:29

or seasonal vegetables, as you prefer.

0:54:290:54:31

With this dish, I suggest very good crusty bread

0:54:340:54:38

and a full-bodied red wine.

0:54:380:54:40

-I'm exhausted. What about you?

-On my feet.

0:54:500:54:53

-Yeah, it's always the feet.

-Always the feet.

0:54:530:54:55

I think it's the young, they exhaust one so.

0:54:550:54:58

-Well...

-Still, they all seemed to enjoy it.

0:54:580:55:01

They loved having beef again, after all that nonsense.

0:55:010:55:04

-Treat, nowadays!

-Mmm!

0:55:040:55:07

They loved your hedgehog too.

0:55:070:55:09

Mmm...

0:55:090:55:11

You could get expelled for that, you know.

0:55:110:55:14

I don't care.

0:55:140:55:16

Haven't smoked all day. Not allowed to in there.

0:55:160:55:19

They can't expel me, anyway. I'm much too old, and I'm leaving.

0:55:190:55:23

THEY LAUGH

0:55:230:55:24

I used to smoke a pipe

0:55:240:55:25

in the nuns' cemetery.

0:55:250:55:27

JENNIFER LAUGHS

0:55:270:55:29

I smoked Abdullas, which was fatal.

0:55:290:55:31

Are those those flat ones?

0:55:310:55:32

Yes, Turkish. So, of course,

0:55:320:55:34

it could be smelt all over the place.

0:55:340:55:36

THEY CHUCKLE

0:55:360:55:38

You're a good girl, you've given it up.

0:55:380:55:40

Yes, I've given it up now.

0:55:400:55:42

-Very few vices left.

-Very few vices, and those are hidden.

0:55:430:55:47

Well, it depends, really, whether they take their trousers off or not!

0:55:470:55:51

THEY LAUGH

0:55:510:55:53

Hell, I've forgotten my lime squeezer!

0:55:540:55:56

No, it's all right, here it is!

0:55:590:56:01

We're not cooking live in the studio today. We've got some great food

0:56:090:56:13

from the Saturday Kitchen archives for you instead. Still to come...

0:56:130:56:17

Henry Dimbleby attempts to get on to

0:56:170:56:18

the Omelette Challenge board,

0:56:180:56:20

whilst Lawrence Keogh defends his reputation.

0:56:200:56:22

See how they do in just a few minutes.

0:56:220:56:24

Tom Kerridge blow-torches some mackerel.

0:56:240:56:27

He also makes blini pancakes, and serves it with

0:56:270:56:29

a warm picked beetroot and an amazing whipped chive creme fraiche.

0:56:290:56:34

David Grant gets to eat his Food Heaven or Food Hell.

0:56:340:56:37

Did he get his idea of Food Heaven - jerk chicken and pomegranate rice

0:56:370:56:40

or Food Hell - Chinese-style ribs with stir-fried cabbage?

0:56:400:56:44

Find out what David gets to eat at the end of today's show.

0:56:440:56:47

Now, salad vegetables may not sound like the most interesting thing

0:56:470:56:50

to put on your plate, but when Sarah Raven came on

0:56:500:56:53

Saturday Kitchen, she made everybody think again.

0:56:530:56:55

Check out her recipe for this great beef salad.

0:56:550:56:58

-Good to have you here.

-Hello.

-Looking forward to seeing you cook.

0:56:580:57:01

You've taught me a lot about

0:57:010:57:03

vegetables over the years. What are we cooking?

0:57:030:57:06

We're going to cook this lovely Aberdeen Angus fillet,

0:57:060:57:09

but it needs marinating first.

0:57:090:57:11

-Ideally, we do it overnight.

-This is a salad?

0:57:110:57:14

Yeah. And really, rather than in Nick's dish,

0:57:140:57:18

where perhaps the duck was the main point,

0:57:180:57:20

with this, the salad leaves are the main point.

0:57:200:57:23

So the emphasis is three-quarters, if not more, of the dish.

0:57:230:57:26

They have to be, cos they're from your garden. What's going in the marinade?

0:57:260:57:30

-Shall I chop?

-Yes, will you peel and chop the...?

0:57:300:57:33

-Shove that in there.

-Ginger, garlic and...

0:57:330:57:36

-chilli?

-Yes, and the coriander.

0:57:360:57:38

And so into here...

0:57:380:57:40

just soya sauce and a really light oil.

0:57:400:57:43

I've used sunflower oil. If you could chop those as well.

0:57:430:57:46

-Yeah, chuck it over as well, Sarah.

-Um, so...

0:57:460:57:49

We'll marinate that... Wrong knife.

0:57:490:57:51

Now, what got you into particularly gardening, first of all?

0:57:530:57:58

My parents were gardeners. I was brought up with a lovely garden,

0:57:580:58:02

but they didn't grow that much veg.

0:58:020:58:04

-Your dad was a botanist, wasn't he?

-Yeah, he was.

0:58:040:58:07

And from up... Hold on!

0:58:070:58:10

LAUGHTER

0:58:100:58:12

-From a young age...

-It's the first time.

0:58:120:58:14

-It can easily be the last time!

-And the stems.

-I'm only joking.

0:58:140:58:20

There's still more here.

0:58:210:58:23

Right, so...

0:58:230:58:24

No, my dad was a botanist,

0:58:240:58:26

so I spent quite a lot of my childhood looking at wildflowers,

0:58:260:58:30

then inevitably, that kind of becomes gardening

0:58:300:58:33

when you get a garden, I guess. Um, and I love that.

0:58:330:58:36

Didn't you study to be a doctor?

0:58:360:58:38

I did, yeah. But then I had children and I never saw them, so...

0:58:380:58:42

Ooh! The chilli's quite strong in there. That's catching my throat.

0:58:420:58:46

-Delicious, though.

-You brought it!

0:58:460:58:48

We're going to leave that.

0:58:480:58:51

-So this sits in a fridge?

-Yeah. Overnight.

0:58:510:58:53

This is in a marinade. You've left this out to room temperature.

0:58:530:58:57

Yeah. Just brown that off.

0:58:570:58:59

And while we're doing that, let's talk about...

0:58:590:59:02

OK, so what else have we got in here?

0:59:020:59:04

-Salad leaves.

-Yeah.

0:59:040:59:06

-Now, salad leaves... Do you want to wash your hands?

-Thank you.

0:59:060:59:10

When people think of salad leaves,

0:59:100:59:12

they think of things in a plastic bag.

0:59:120:59:14

-Yeah...

-When you start growing your own stuff...

0:59:140:59:18

It is so, so easy.

0:59:180:59:20

Even if you've grown nothing else in your life, you can grow these.

0:59:200:59:23

You just chuck a packet of seed in and they're cut and come again.

0:59:230:59:26

The more you pick the leaves, the more they sprout again.

0:59:260:59:29

They grow in any soil, or a windowbox?

0:59:290:59:32

You don't need a garden. Windowbox, pot, anywhere.

0:59:320:59:34

Some will grow happily in shade.

0:59:340:59:36

This one, American lamb cress, will grow anywhere.

0:59:360:59:39

These are new ones. Well, relatively new ones...

0:59:390:59:42

-Yeah.

-..that you've got.

-Taste that one.

0:59:420:59:45

And I've had that under really severe frost,

0:59:450:59:47

and even snow, and it doesn't bat an eyelid.

0:59:470:59:50

-You think, "How's that going to look all right?"

-American lamb cress.

0:59:500:59:53

-It tastes like watercress.

-It's related to watercress.

0:59:530:59:56

But these can grow outside in your garden

0:59:560:59:59

right through the winter.

0:59:591:00:01

-This is one of my new favourites.

-What's that one?

1:00:011:00:03

That's called Golden Streaks mustard. Doesn't it look nice?

1:00:031:00:06

-Golden Streaks mustard?

-Yeah.

1:00:061:00:08

And again, incredibly easy.

1:00:081:00:10

Totally frost-hardy. You can grow it outside in your garden.

1:00:101:00:13

That one's rocket,

1:00:131:00:15

-which Nick used, but I think it's a bit boring.

-That's great, actually.

1:00:151:00:19

Right, gloves off, Sarah Raven!

1:00:191:00:22

Rocket is like the leaf of the devil,

1:00:221:00:24

-cos it's everywhere now.

-Are you keeping an eye on that?

1:00:241:00:27

I'm keeping an eye on it.

1:00:271:00:28

And this is spinach, and again, you might need to put it under

1:00:281:00:32

a mini polytunnel, cos spinach doesn't take the frost quite as well,

1:00:321:00:36

but it's really good for sowing in January and February.

1:00:361:00:39

I've never eaten so much salad in my life! Go on.

1:00:391:00:42

Taste that. It's like wasabi. It's really hot and horseradishy.

1:00:421:00:45

You don't want too much of it, but with red meat, it's fantastic.

1:00:451:00:49

-It's delicious! Don't make a face.

-In salad... Eurgh!

1:00:491:00:52

It's also very good cooked in a stir-fry. OK, that's ready.

1:00:541:00:57

What's that?! What's it called?

1:00:571:00:59

It's called Mustard Osaka Purple.

1:00:591:01:02

Walk straight past that at the garden centre!

1:01:021:01:05

-This goes in the oven. Ten minutes?

-Well, 12 minutes.

1:01:051:01:08

-12 minutes.

-Something like that.

-There you go.

1:01:081:01:11

So all we have to do is... You can pick through the leaves for me

1:01:111:01:15

-while I make the dressing.

-What's this little fella here?

1:01:151:01:18

Oh, yeah, we didn't talk about that. That's the chicory,

1:01:181:01:21

Variegata di Castelfranco, which Nick got right...

1:01:211:01:24

That comes from a village in Veneto,

1:01:241:01:27

and that's the thing about

1:01:271:01:29

that area of Italy...

1:01:291:01:30

This is Treviso, and that's a town in the Veneto.

1:01:301:01:33

Castelfranco is a little village... It's a town now, but...

1:01:331:01:37

This is fantastic. Is this another

1:01:371:01:39

-chicory?

-Beautiful, isn't it?

1:01:391:01:40

-You want to paint it. BILL:

-That's a Turner Prize!

1:01:401:01:43

And that's lovely cooked as well.

1:01:431:01:46

So the dressing is incredibly simple

1:01:461:01:49

and very similar to the marinade.

1:01:491:01:51

So, soya sauce...

1:01:511:01:53

fish sauce...

1:01:531:01:55

sugar, to just give it a bit of a bite.

1:01:551:02:00

A bite? It's all right, you can bite that.

1:02:001:02:02

It's biting wine that worries me.

1:02:021:02:05

Chewing your wine, you know.

1:02:051:02:08

Again, we're going to have ginger and chillies.

1:02:081:02:11

So, um, I'm just going to put

1:02:111:02:13

kind of thumb-sized...

1:02:131:02:15

Sarah, when you decide the combination of leaves

1:02:151:02:20

you're going to use, what goes through your mind?

1:02:201:02:23

There's a good tip for that, that a brilliant salad grower

1:02:231:02:26

called Frances Smith, who ran a company called Appledor Salads,

1:02:261:02:30

which was fantastic, she taught me this brilliant thing.

1:02:301:02:33

When you're thinking of what you're eating that day

1:02:331:02:35

and you're picking a salad to go with it, you pick all your leaves

1:02:351:02:39

and roll them up into a cigar, then take a bite and imagine

1:02:391:02:42

the meat, fish, cheese, or whatever you're eating it with,

1:02:421:02:45

so then if you want a really punchy mix, like we do here,

1:02:451:02:49

you'll know immediately if it's right. Or if it's chicken or fish

1:02:491:02:52

and you want something more citrus-y, you might want sorrel.

1:02:521:02:55

But bite into it and you'll know if it's the right combination.

1:02:551:02:58

-Try it before you put the mix together.

-Yeah.

1:02:581:03:01

You can get as refined as you want, but that is a good tip.

1:03:011:03:05

One amazing tip that you told me...

1:03:051:03:07

As well as salads, herbs are very simple for people to grow.

1:03:071:03:11

-Yeah, very.

-And you had a great tip about chives.

1:03:111:03:14

-You're doing the ginger, are you? Thank you.

-But when you grow chives,

1:03:141:03:18

-they can go quite woody, can't they?

-Yeah.

1:03:181:03:20

The stems can start to flower.

1:03:201:03:22

-But you said tomato food.

-Well, what you want to do...

1:03:221:03:25

-Got to put my hand up to ask a question. Sarah? Miss? Miss?

-Yes?

1:03:251:03:30

Where do I get the seeds?

1:03:301:03:32

I like the idea of growing these different greens,

1:03:321:03:35

-where do I get the seeds for those?

-Well,

1:03:351:03:38

look on the internet. I mean...

1:03:381:03:40

I don't use the internet. Now tell me where I get 'em!

1:03:401:03:45

-LAUGHTER

-Seeds of Italy?

1:03:451:03:47

Yeah, Seeds of Italy are good.

1:03:471:03:49

-Seeds of Italy?

-Yes.

1:03:491:03:50

-I have a seed catalogue which has them in it.

-Oh, have you?

1:03:501:03:54

-LAUGHTER

-I can get mail-order seeds from you.

1:03:541:03:57

I didn't set this up, ladies and gentlemen. She didn't tip me off.

1:03:571:04:01

-Right, OK.

-I like it pretty punchy.

1:04:011:04:06

I like getting a good bite of chilli.

1:04:061:04:08

Unlike my husband, who's a wimp,

1:04:081:04:10

who absolutely leaves his seat at the table

1:04:101:04:13

if I put chilli in things.

1:04:131:04:16

But because he's not here, I'll leave the chilli chunky.

1:04:161:04:18

Now, the beef, which has been cooked and cooled,

1:04:181:04:22

just going to thinly slice.

1:04:221:04:24

This is what the title of this dish means, isn't it - thinly sliced?

1:04:241:04:26

-Yes, exactly.

-But it's done with rocket, lemon,

1:04:261:04:29

-that kind of stuff, traditionally.

-Yeah.

1:04:291:04:31

Rosemary. In Italy, you'd probably have it with rosemary, olive oil,

1:04:311:04:35

-and lemon juice.

-OK. Right, what's next?

1:04:351:04:38

-Have we got our oil in there yet?

-No. I'll get that.

1:04:381:04:41

-Thank you.

-Give that a quick mix.

1:04:411:04:43

Thank you.

1:04:431:04:45

-Pour that in.

-Yep. Keep going.

1:04:451:04:47

-Lovely. So that goes over there.

-Yep.

1:04:471:04:53

There's a real kind of Carpaccio thing going on here, isn't there?

1:04:531:04:57

Yeah, it is,

1:04:571:04:59

-but it's...

-What does that mean?

1:04:591:05:01

-Sorry to interrupt.

-Thinly sliced.

-Carpaccio?

1:05:011:05:04

-Yeah.

-Is that what it means?

-That's what it's come to mean.

1:05:041:05:07

-It's a classic dish that originated in Venice.

-Yeah.

-Thinly sliced beef.

1:05:071:05:11

We've got a lovely mix of colours

1:05:111:05:14

and flavours there.

1:05:141:05:16

Stick the beef over the top.

1:05:161:05:18

Yeah.

1:05:181:05:20

Oh, that's quite a lot of beef!

1:05:201:05:22

That's quite carnivorous!

1:05:221:05:23

That's a starter, where I come from, in Yorkshire!

1:05:231:05:26

I think a girly portion

1:05:261:05:28

might have three slices of beef.

1:05:281:05:30

-There.

-Sarah, that looks fantastic.

1:05:301:05:33

Remind us what that is again.

1:05:331:05:34

It's tagliata with marinated

1:05:341:05:36

-fillet of beef with ginger.

-Cor!

1:05:361:05:39

Cos I'm having a taste, I'm putting an extra piece of beef on the side.

1:05:441:05:47

-Bill!

-Yes!

-Grab your knife and fork.

-I think I might succumb to this.

1:05:471:05:51

-You might succumb?

-It's not the beef so much as the greens.

1:05:511:05:54

-Just dive in.

-Yes.

1:05:541:05:57

-I'm going to have some greens.

-Great colours.

-They are good colours.

1:05:571:06:01

They'd look nice in the wild as well.

1:06:011:06:03

That's what I like to see out there.

1:06:031:06:06

Mmm..

1:06:061:06:07

-That's good. That's lovely.

-You like those?

1:06:071:06:10

-I do.

-The flavour's so different when you grow your own.

1:06:101:06:13

You plant the seeds and keep cutting them. That's the secret.

1:06:131:06:17

Yeah, and you can do it in the winter, colder months.

1:06:171:06:20

We all think of salad plants in our garden

1:06:201:06:22

as lettuce, and that's summer,

1:06:221:06:24

but that is so wrong. There are as many that like the winter

1:06:241:06:27

and prefer more dark hours in the day than light.

1:06:271:06:30

-Come back!

-But they're fantastic.

-Are you organic?

-Yes.

1:06:301:06:33

I find something I like and you take it away.

1:06:331:06:36

Do you think that makes a difference to the flavour?

1:06:361:06:39

Growing things slowly, at the pace they want to grow,

1:06:391:06:42

definitely hugely increases flavour.

1:06:421:06:44

You don't want to over-water and you don't want to over-feed,

1:06:441:06:47

because then all you get is water and sap, and you don't get the flavour.

1:06:471:06:52

It just goes to show, you can still grow veg even in the dead of winter.

1:06:561:07:00

Now, Saturday Kitchen newcomer Henry Dimbleby met Lawrence Keogh

1:07:001:07:04

at the Omelette Challenge hobs.

1:07:041:07:05

And there was only one thing on his mind -

1:07:051:07:08

getting onto the leaderboard Let's see how they both got on.

1:07:081:07:11

Lawrence - sitting pretty on our board

1:07:111:07:13

with 17.72 seconds on the blue board.

1:07:131:07:15

-Ooh!

-However,

1:07:151:07:17

-where would you like to go, Henry?

-Just get ON the board!

1:07:171:07:20

I'm planning to start a whole new board!

1:07:201:07:23

Looks as if we might need one. We've got so many chefs on there.

1:07:231:07:27

So usual rules apply. Put the clocks on the screens, please.

1:07:271:07:30

Three-egg omelette, cooked as fast as you can. Ready?

1:07:301:07:33

-This is a living hell.

-Three, two, one, go.

1:07:331:07:35

Oh, no, I've got shell in there.

1:07:371:07:40

-No pressure!

-I didn't put the butter in!

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FRANTIC BEATING

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LAUGHTER

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His face!

1:07:531:07:55

His face is a nightmare.

1:07:551:07:57

Oh!

1:07:581:08:00

That pan was hot!

1:08:031:08:05

Five years! Five years!

1:08:051:08:07

LAUGHTER

1:08:071:08:09

This one... What is this?

1:08:171:08:19

It's a garnish, isn't it?

1:08:191:08:21

-Eh?

-Do we have to taste these?

1:08:211:08:23

I know I like salt, but look!

1:08:231:08:25

It fell as I was making it!

1:08:271:08:30

He's brave!

1:08:301:08:33

Mmm...

1:08:341:08:36

Have you not come across a Bratislavan-style omelette before?

1:08:361:08:39

Er...

1:08:391:08:40

It's kind of... You know what I mean?

1:08:421:08:46

It's probably one of the worst we've ever had.

1:08:461:08:48

-LAUGHTER

-I don't need a fork, I need a straw.

1:08:481:08:51

Henry...

1:08:511:08:53

..you did it...

1:08:571:08:59

in 23.96 seconds.

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Don't you even think about applauding, cos you're coming back.

1:09:021:09:06

-That's not going on the board.

-Aw!

1:09:061:09:08

-Think you were quicker?

-I don't know.

1:09:131:09:15

You were. You did it in 20.16,

1:09:151:09:18

so that can go back to your new kitchen in London.

1:09:181:09:21

Remember to find out where it is when you start on Monday.

1:09:221:09:24

You see, Lawrence, a salt garnish is really not a good idea.

1:09:291:09:33

Now, whenever Tom Kerridge comes on Saturday Kitchen,

1:09:331:09:35

he always brings great ideas, so when he said

1:09:351:09:37

he wanted to blowtorch a mackerel with one of these...

1:09:371:09:40

who was I to argue?

1:09:401:09:41

Welcome back, Tom.

1:09:411:09:43

-It's been a busy time for you for Christmas...

-It's been amazing.

1:09:431:09:46

This dish is not on the menu, but it's something that you made up.

1:09:461:09:48

No. Depending on how well we do it today, it may well go on the menu.

1:09:481:09:51

OK! Well, it went OK in rehearsal. So what's the name of it, then?

1:09:511:09:54

OK, it is a blowtorch mackerel with blini pancakes

1:09:541:09:58

-and warm, pickled beetroot.

-Sounds good to me.

1:09:581:10:00

-You want me to get this dressing?

-And I'm going to warm some milk up.

1:10:001:10:05

So what's the dressing in there?

1:10:051:10:07

You are putting some red wine vinegar and some redcurrant jelly,

1:10:071:10:13

about equal parts of each, and we're going to reduce that down,

1:10:131:10:16

-and we'll mix it in with some mustard.

-Right.

1:10:161:10:19

OK, so I'm going to put the blini mix together.

1:10:191:10:22

All you're doing is warming the milk. It's not hot, is it?

1:10:221:10:24

I'm just warming the milk.

1:10:241:10:25

I'm not going to heat it up too much,

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otherwise it'll kill the fresh yeast, which is going in now.

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So I have plain flour, buckwheat flour...

1:10:301:10:33

-I've just dropped those cloves in there as well.

-Lovely.

1:10:331:10:36

And a little bit of sugar. Going to warm the milk.

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And I'm going to crack a couple of eggs.

1:10:401:10:42

-Yep.

-OK, so separate them to whites and yolks.

1:10:431:10:48

-I mentioned you've been extremely busy.

-Yes.

1:10:501:10:52

And the fact that you got two Michelin stars. Do you think

1:10:521:10:55

that's the reason for it? Has it suddenly propelled you

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into a different place?

1:10:581:10:59

Yeah, you know, it's made a big, big difference...

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The interest from overseas has been massive.

1:11:031:11:06

The idea that a pub in this country can win two Michelin stars

1:11:061:11:10

is fantastic. We've got a reputation in Britain as having awful food,

1:11:101:11:14

and something that you associate with Great Britain

1:11:141:11:17

is pubs, isn't it? So the interest from America, like,

1:11:171:11:20

New York Times and the Wall Street Journal,

1:11:201:11:22

and Germany, France,

1:11:221:11:24

and Asia, the interest in the pub has been absolutely fantastic,

1:11:241:11:27

so we're riding a bit of a wave

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and the chefs are running around with their hands in the air,

1:11:291:11:32

-screaming all day, but apart from that...

-Do you think

1:11:321:11:35

it's because a lot of people think, with Michelin,

1:11:351:11:37

they think of tablecloths and everything else?

1:11:371:11:40

-Times have changed, haven't they?

-Times have massively changed.

1:11:401:11:42

There's a three-star restaurant in New York called Brooklyn Fare

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that, during the day, is a delicatessen and at night-time,

1:11:461:11:48

it's 18 covers, people sitting at the bar,

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and it's three Michelin stars.

1:11:511:11:52

-Right.

-So, yeah, I think the Michelin guide has changed

1:11:521:11:55

with food and people's perception, which is fantastic.

1:11:551:12:00

We're in a modern day and why can't we have two Michelin stars in a pub?

1:12:001:12:04

Exactly. Why not? Keeps YOU busy, anyway. What about our blinis?

1:12:041:12:08

-What's this?

-I'm whisking up egg whites.

1:12:081:12:12

I've just warmed the milk and that's going to help activate the yeast.

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So we've got flour and the eggs, and I'm just going to mix this together

1:12:171:12:20

and then slowly put in the egg whites.

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So making a bit of a batter, pancake mix, almost.

1:12:241:12:27

You almost don't have to worry about the lumps in this, do you?

1:12:271:12:30

No, absolutely not. And then the semi-whipped-up egg white.

1:12:301:12:33

We'll just mix that in together.

1:12:331:12:36

This will make loads of pancakes.

1:12:371:12:40

I've got some creme fraiche here. We're just literally

1:12:401:12:43

whipping it back up again?

1:12:431:12:44

Yeah, just thickening it up through the whisking.

1:12:441:12:47

With the yeast in, nice and warm, we're going to leave it to rest,

1:12:471:12:51

to activate, and you end up with something like this.

1:12:511:12:53

-It's just beginning to bubble up.

-Yep.

1:12:531:12:56

And we're going to get some oil in a pan.

1:12:561:12:59

It's a lot easier with an electric whisk.

1:13:011:13:03

LAUGHTER

1:13:031:13:06

LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING CONTINUES

1:13:081:13:10

OK.

1:13:101:13:12

JAMES GROANS

1:13:121:13:13

Are you all right, Chef? It's two weeks' holiday, doing nothing.

1:13:131:13:17

-Yeah, yeah, right.

-The arm's gone tired.

1:13:171:13:19

Pass it along the line. We could all have a go! >

1:13:191:13:22

So this lovely, aerated batter...

1:13:221:13:25

Yeah, the creme fraiche

1:13:251:13:27

is aerated as well. There you go.

1:13:271:13:30

-Going to go in a pan.

-So what's next for you, then?

1:13:301:13:33

Are you going to concentrate, 2012, with this, the pub?

1:13:331:13:36

Absolutely. You know, I've got no major plans.

1:13:361:13:39

For me, winning two stars has been such an amazing achievement,

1:13:401:13:45

not just for everybody who works there, but for the pub

1:13:451:13:48

and Great Britain, and it's something that we just want to continue

1:13:481:13:53

and maintain, so there's no major plans.

1:13:531:13:55

I've been asked to go out to Singapore and do...

1:13:551:13:58

represent Great Britain. I'm cooking for the Singapore Airshow,

1:13:581:14:03

which is 500 guests during Valentine's week,

1:14:031:14:06

so it will be a pretty amazing experience.

1:14:061:14:09

And that's only come about, I think, because of winning two stars,

1:14:091:14:12

but apart from that, I've got no other plans.

1:14:121:14:14

Just staying in my kitchen and making sure that

1:14:141:14:17

-come the next Michelin guide, it still has two stars.

-Sounds good.

1:14:171:14:20

Right, that's your little dressing.

1:14:201:14:23

-Yep.

-So that's your little reduction there,

1:14:231:14:26

-and the cloves have gone in there.

-Yep.

1:14:261:14:28

-Pass it off and just leave it to one side?

-That's it.

1:14:281:14:31

So it's got a nice little clovey hit through it,

1:14:311:14:33

and the sweetness and the sharpness.

1:14:331:14:35

Tell us about filleting this mackerel, then.

1:14:351:14:38

Beautiful, fresh mackerel.

1:14:381:14:40

Cutting down either side of the backbone.

1:14:401:14:43

you've taken the fillets off.

1:14:441:14:46

OK, so these pancakes are just gently, gently, slowly cooking. Ooh.

1:14:481:14:52

Puffed up lovely.

1:14:521:14:56

Don't get it on your fingers.

1:14:561:14:58

-Are you cooking those in oil, yeah?

-Yes, just a little bit of oil.

1:14:581:15:01

Puffing up nicely. You can see them.

1:15:011:15:03

They're going to slowly cook, nice, aerated,

1:15:031:15:06

like a cushion, or a pillow, or something like that.

1:15:061:15:09

-Right.

-V-boning the mackerel.

1:15:101:15:12

Yep. That's the V-cut in the centre,

1:15:121:15:14

-keeps the bones out, yeah?

-That's it. Just cutting them out.

1:15:141:15:18

Then taking the fillets, skin-on,

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-and we're going to cook them with a blowtorch.

-I'm here.

1:15:211:15:24

-Armed and dangerous.

-Yes.

1:15:241:15:27

-So where's this idea come from?

-I tell you what, it was actually...

1:15:271:15:31

-It looks Japanesey.

-Exactly where I saw it.

1:15:311:15:33

I saw somebody do it, blowtorch some nigiri sushi

1:15:331:15:36

in a sushi bar in Cyprus,

1:15:361:15:42

-of all places!

-Right, OK.

1:15:421:15:45

I thought, "What an amazing idea! What a nice way of cooking

1:15:451:15:48

"such a beautiful, fresh piece of fish.

1:15:481:15:50

-"I'll pinch that and show James Martin it."

-Yeah. Right.

1:15:501:15:54

Straight on there, little bit of oil.

1:15:541:15:56

Yes, little bit of oil.

1:15:561:15:58

-Bit of salt.

-Bit of salt.

1:15:581:15:59

-We'll get cooking with those.

-Right.

1:15:591:16:01

And you're going to finish off this dressing?

1:16:021:16:05

I will finish off that dressing, yes.

1:16:051:16:07

So those are cooked, aren't they, those little blinis?

1:16:071:16:09

These little blinis are almost there. Just a little bit longer.

1:16:091:16:14

OK, so the dressing, I'm going to add to that...

1:16:141:16:16

-All right, there, Chef?

-Yeah. Feel great.

1:16:181:16:21

I'm going to add to that

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a good dollop of Dijon mustard.

1:16:221:16:24

-Don't itch your eye when you're holding a blowtorch.

-No.

1:16:271:16:30

And this, you want it...

1:16:311:16:33

It's almost half cooked, I take it? Doesn't matter.

1:16:331:16:36

If it's still a little bit raw in the middle, for me,

1:16:361:16:38

like a sushi dish, it's fine, as long as the mackerel is beautiful

1:16:381:16:42

and fresh, you know, that works for me. That's fantastic.

1:16:421:16:45

We're just trying to get that almost-barbecuey flavour that's

1:16:451:16:48

coming through, that chargrilled flavour that

1:16:481:16:50

a lot of people are looking for in cooking at the minute.

1:16:501:16:52

-But they buy a barbecue, normally, don't they?

-Yeah.

1:16:521:16:55

I couldn't afford a barbecue, so I thought I'd go with a blowtorch.

1:16:551:16:59

-This is a quick way of doing it, though.

-It's beautiful, isn't it?

1:16:591:17:03

It's fantastic. Don't even need a stove.

1:17:031:17:06

This dressing has just had the mustard put through it.

1:17:111:17:14

Then we're going to bind...

1:17:141:17:16

..the beetroot with it, so we've got this nice, warm, pickled beetroot.

1:17:181:17:23

We've got the creme fraiche that you've chopped up.

1:17:231:17:26

-I'll chop up some chives.

-Done.

-And do a few shallot rings.

1:17:261:17:30

-Blini pancakes come out.

-Yeah.

1:17:311:17:34

And we're ready to plate up when you are.

1:17:341:17:36

Season them with a bit of salt. If you could do some shallot rings,

1:17:361:17:40

-Chef, that'd be amazing.

-Right.

1:17:401:17:41

-Chop some chives.

-Might as well. I've done everything else.

-Yeah, I know.

1:17:411:17:46

I love this being a two-star head chef!

1:17:461:17:49

-You just get on with it, Chef.

-Right. Little bit of shallot rings.

1:17:491:17:53

This is where you get the mixture of the blinis

1:17:531:17:56

and everything else, don't you? The classic accompaniment.

1:17:561:17:58

Absolutely. It's that caviar, which we're going to serve with it,

1:17:581:18:03

but not the super-posh caviar.

1:18:031:18:05

We'll serve some of this avruga caviar,

1:18:051:18:07

which is like... From herring roe.

1:18:071:18:09

I'll leave you to get that out. Little bit of this on there?

1:18:091:18:12

-Little dollop of that.

-Yep.

1:18:121:18:13

-You've mixed that together with a bit of mustard in there?

-Yep.

1:18:131:18:16

So it's got a nice bit of spice. Big splash of the caviar,

1:18:161:18:19

because it's lovely. But it's not massively expensive.

1:18:191:18:23

Piece of that.

1:18:251:18:26

Good dollop of the creme fraiche.

1:18:281:18:30

Then you've got your fish.

1:18:321:18:33

-And then we have the blowtorch fish.

-So remind us what that is again.

1:18:331:18:37

That is blowtorch mackerel, blini pancakes and warm, pickled beetroot.

1:18:371:18:42

That he did all by himself(!)

1:18:421:18:43

Well done, Chef, you worked well.

1:18:481:18:50

Not that I'm going to argue with you.

1:18:501:18:52

Right, it looks fantastic, but how's it taste?

1:18:521:18:55

-Have a seat over there.

-Mmm.

-Dive into that.

-Mmm.

1:18:551:18:59

Tell us what you think of that.

1:18:591:19:01

-Like you said, you almost have that sort of half-cooked...

-Exactly.

1:19:011:19:04

Half-cooked would be perfectly fine for it.

1:19:041:19:06

-And that beetroot's great, instead of horseradish.

-Yeah, the mustard.

1:19:061:19:10

-A good Dijon mustard.

-That's lovely.

-Happy with that?

1:19:101:19:14

-I've got to pass it down, haven't I?

-I don't think...

1:19:141:19:16

It needs to come this way!

1:19:161:19:17

That creme fraiche certainly gave me a workout.

1:19:221:19:24

That'll teach me to assist a double-Michelin-starred chef.

1:19:241:19:28

Now, David Grant loves jerk chicken but hates ribs,

1:19:281:19:31

and when it came to the time to choose which dish he had to face,

1:19:311:19:34

the decision was out of both of our hands.

1:19:341:19:36

-Your version of Food Heaven would be chicken.

-Ah, yes!

1:19:361:19:39

Classic sort of Jamaican-style jerk chicken.

1:19:391:19:41

Pomegranate is another one of your favourite things...

1:19:411:19:43

-Love it.

-..with some rice with it. Lovely little salad.

1:19:431:19:46

Alternatively, it could be...

1:19:461:19:48

Chef's favourite, spare ribs. Lovely.

1:19:481:19:50

-Asian style...

-Do you know what both the chefs have voted for?

1:19:501:19:53

I think both the chefs have taken pity on me and gone...

1:19:531:19:56

-for the chicken.

-Both the chefs have voted for what?

-We are on a mission.

1:19:561:20:00

-Ribs.

-Missionary work!

1:20:001:20:03

Both have voted for ribs, but you've got to thank these two

1:20:031:20:05

over there for swinging the votes round, because you're about to eat

1:20:051:20:09

-your idea of Food Heaven.

-Ah!

1:20:091:20:11

So these lot can suffer. Take those home - you can cook it later, boys.

1:20:111:20:15

Anyway, four votes to three, so a close one today.

1:20:151:20:18

We've got our chicken. We'll start off with our marinade.

1:20:181:20:22

It's pretty straightforward.

1:20:221:20:23

We've got some malt vinegar,

1:20:231:20:25

we've got some soy sauce, we've got onions, we've got ginger,

1:20:251:20:29

which I'm going to get these boys to cut in half, and peel that,

1:20:291:20:32

-and chop it all up, please, first of all.

-All of it?

-Yeah.

1:20:321:20:35

-Half of it. Scotch bonnet peppers. The key to any...

-Oh, yeah.

1:20:351:20:39

The key to any...jerk chicken.

1:20:391:20:41

Scotch bonnet peppers, a bit of thyme, some garlic and,

1:20:411:20:44

most importantly, is the herbs. The spices.

1:20:441:20:46

I've got some cloves, cinnamon, black pepper,

1:20:461:20:49

and nutmeg. These have been ground up.

1:20:491:20:51

They're the most important things. Now, if you can then

1:20:511:20:54

sort me out the pomegranate, OK? Take the seeds out of that,

1:20:541:20:57

keep some of the juice as well. That would be great.

1:20:571:20:59

Into here now, we're going to blend all this to keep it

1:20:591:21:03

really simple, so we take our onion...

1:21:031:21:04

And this is the great thing about this, as YOU know...

1:21:041:21:07

-Is that enough ginger?

-That's enough.

1:21:071:21:09

If you chop that roughly for us.

1:21:091:21:10

-We'll blend it all up in this blender as well.

-Great.

1:21:101:21:13

So, literally, in goes the garlic as well. They can throw in.

1:21:131:21:17

Three cloves of garlic. Chuck it in.

1:21:171:21:18

David, if you can then take the thyme off here.

1:21:201:21:24

-Pull them off?

-Pull them off. They can go in there as well.

1:21:241:21:27

-Probably about half of that.

-OK.

-That's going to go in as well.

1:21:271:21:31

And, of course, jerk chicken,

1:21:311:21:33

normally, is sort of used to flavour pork,

1:21:331:21:35

which they have in Jamaica quite a lot, but also goat.

1:21:351:21:38

Yeah, oh, goat. Goat is great.

1:21:381:21:41

-Yeah, I think it's just a good mix.

-Yeah, man.

1:21:411:21:44

-Curried goat's another one of my favourites.

-This is delicious.

1:21:441:21:47

Scott bonnet peppers. The whole lot.

1:21:471:21:49

These are not the hottest peppers in the world,

1:21:491:21:51

but they are extremely hot. In goes our spices.

1:21:511:21:53

They're JUST ABOUT the hottest peppers in the world.

1:21:531:21:55

I can't remember the name of the hottest one, but they're not the hottest.

1:21:551:21:59

The hottest is... from Pakistan, I think.

1:21:591:22:01

I've got a great Scotch bonnet pepper story.

1:22:011:22:05

When I was on honeymoon, I decided I would show off to Carrie

1:22:051:22:08

just how great I was at West Indian...

1:22:081:22:10

I picked a little berry off a tree, stuck it in my mouth and went,

1:22:101:22:13

"Yes, it's a pepper. No problem."

1:22:131:22:15

And my lips swelled up and my gums swelled up,

1:22:151:22:17

and I couldn't talk for about 45 minutes.

1:22:171:22:20

-I didn't look cool.

-That's a cracker!

-It wasn't a good look.

1:22:201:22:25

-Not a good look.

-What we do with this now - we just take our chicken

1:22:251:22:28

and just literally cut slices through it.

1:22:281:22:31

This is what I had out there. I don't know whether it's traditional.

1:22:311:22:34

Get the marinade through it as well.

1:22:341:22:36

-Yeah, get all the flavour into it.

-Exactly.

1:22:361:22:39

-We're going to take some of our mixture, here.

-James, smell that.

1:22:391:22:42

-That's lovely.

-I'm not smelling that until after it's cooked.

1:22:421:22:45

I know what you're like!

1:22:451:22:46

You're still bitter because you didn't get to do the missionary one.

1:22:481:22:52

I'm just having fun. This is what we call craic in Ireland.

1:22:521:22:55

We're just having a bit of craic.

1:22:551:22:57

-As long as it's at someone else's expense.

-Yeah...

1:22:571:23:00

-No, I can take it.

-It's a shame all those Patricks are going to

1:23:001:23:02

-get wet in Trafalgar Square tomorrow.

-Don't forget to come

1:23:021:23:05

to Trafalgar Square tomorrow, between 12 and 3. Proudtobepat.com.

1:23:051:23:08

DAVID LAUGHS

1:23:081:23:11

This goes in the fridge. This is turning into a madhouse.

1:23:111:23:13

This goes in the fridge, really overnight, but at least four hours,

1:23:131:23:16

if you can get it. And it takes on this delicious marinade.

1:23:161:23:20

What you need to do now is take our...

1:23:201:23:22

..mixture here, and pop the chicken on a hot griddle.

1:23:231:23:26

When I was over in Jamaica,

1:23:261:23:28

-they literally put it straight onto a piece of corrugated iron.

-Yeah.

1:23:281:23:32

-Hot corrugated iron.

-Yeah. With rust and everything.

1:23:321:23:35

-It all adds to the flavour.

-It all adds to the flavour.

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-We're going to serve this with some rice, and a few pomegranates in there.

-With the juice?

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Yeah, with some of the juice.

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Then we're going to make a nice little salad.

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We've got some frisee because I like the sharpness. We've got chervil,

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parsley, some chives,

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little bit of lime. And that sort of stuff.

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David, who makes the best jerk chicken you've ever tasted?

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Was it your mum, or your granny, or your...?

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No, the best jerk chicken I've ever tasted was bought at a roadside,

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on the road between Kingston and Ocho Rios.

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They have all these little roadside places

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and we stopped at one and it was just fantastic.

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I had it in Montego Bay and it was absolutely delicious.

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I don't know if this will match it, but we're hoping so.

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Listen, it's looking good. Looking good.

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I think Ainsley might be disappointed

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you didn't pick him, you know.

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A little bit of chervil going in there.

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This is a simple little salad. We're going to take some lime, but also,

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what's great with this...

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Take some lime, place it on the griddle

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and squeeze that over the top.

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It's fantastic, isn't it? Little bit of lime going in there.

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-Touch of lime.

-The lime really adds to it.

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What I'm going to do is literally roast this chicken off.

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You want to get it nice and brown.

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If you've got time, brown this off even more.

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That's the secret of this. You want to get that charred sort of flavour.

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Take some of your dressing that we've got over here.

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And don't worry about this marinade,

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-because we're actually going to cook it again.

-In the oven?

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You're absolutely ahead of me. You can tell he's done a bit of cooking.

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There you go. This goes straight in the oven,

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on a tray. You don't want to cook it on the chargrill,

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because it's going to continue to burn and overcook.

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And we've got one.

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-Oh!

-Is this looking good?

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It looks the part, I've got to tell you.

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How long did you put it in the oven for?

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For about 25 minutes, something like that. This chicken's quite thick.

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I've kept it on the bone, but also, if you're doing stuff with

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the legs and the thighs, they'd probably need a bit longer.

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David, why is it called JERK chicken?

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-Do you know what? I don't know. I have no idea why.

-Do YOU know why?

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I don't know. I didn't invent it, guys. I didn't invent it.

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No, we'll just pick on you.

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It is just wonderful.

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I think what makes it special is when you're there

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and you're trying it by the roadside and...

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It's all part of the scenery, isn't it? It's all part of being there.

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I made the fatal mistake that I got there and when I was driving, I put it on my knee.

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-It's boiling hot when you've got shorts on. It's not good.

-Not good.

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So we grab a plate...

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All we've done with the rice is got our pomegranates in there...

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I've never had that. What did you do, just mix...?

1:26:061:26:08

-Just mix the pomegranate and it turns it pinky.

-Pinky?

-Pinky.

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So rice and pea becomes rice and pomegranate. That's an idea.

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-You can tell he's a chef, you see, look.

-Is he dressing it up?

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Is he making it fancy? Are you making it fancy?

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-See?

-Oh, don't be such a slob!

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-That's terrible!

-Only joking.

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There you go. And then we can take our chicken.

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Place that on the side.

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-It does look tasty.

-That looks so good. That looks like

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it needs to be eaten, doesn't it?

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There you go. Dive in. I'm going to take this chicken over here.

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The guys over there can try it. Tell us what you think.

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So the girls can try it.

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-For the girls.

-What do you reckon?

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For the girls.

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What do you think? Is it authentic?

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Cooked by a Yorkshireman.

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Yeah, Yorkshire jerk chicken.

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What's it like? Is it good?

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I don't know. I'll have to try a bit more.

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It keeps it nice and soft and moist in the middle, doesn't it?

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-It's funny, the spice combination...

-It's lovely!

-..tastes like allspice.

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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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-Mmm.

-To go with this, Susie's chosen a great wine,

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a connoisseur Viognier 2007, widely available.

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Just priced at a mere £5.99.

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-It's a cracking wine, this one.

-It has a bit of kick, doesn't it?

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-What do you think?

-It's got some kick behind it. Warms up.

-It tastes fantastic. You've got it, man.

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The whole Scotch bonnet peppers really works, and chuck it all in.

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I'm surprised it's not a bit spicier from the Scotch bonnet.

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You can put more in, if you want.

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-You really get it in the skin.

-Yeah, you really do. Check the skin.

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I'll take you a little slice. But I think that's the secret,

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keep it overnight, to keep it...

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-So those flavours develop. I don't know about you.

-Yeah.

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Top tips. I think it really does need to go in there overnight.

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The longer you actually marinate it, the better it is.

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The better the taste. But this tastes gorgeous.

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Should keep it lovely and moist. So you're a happy man?

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I've gone to heaven!

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I just hope it really was as good as his grandmother's.

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Now, we've reached the end of this week's Best Bites.

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