18/03/2012 Something for the Weekend


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So, I only went in for a pound of sausages and I ended up with this.

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Good morning. Join us, this morning we have Will

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Young and actress turned foodie favourite, is here. This is

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Something For The Weekend. Welcome to the last ever, that's

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the last ever Something For The Weekend.

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How many years? Five-and-a-half. Five-and-a-half years. Five-and-a-

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half years. It's a big day for us doing the last show, and a big day

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in footballing. The greatest domestic cup. I think so, in the

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world. Liverpool playing Stoke today. It's always tough. There is

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obviously big news yesterday because of Fabrice Muamba, who

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collapsed on the pitch and all our thoughts to everybody goes out

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today. Harry was there? Yes, Harry very devastated. But the good thing

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was, he was only 25 minutes away from the specialist heart unit in

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London, so they got him there quickly, so fingers crossed for him

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and his family. That's right. It's devastating. Everyone was united

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together, which was great. So fingers crossed. Also last night,

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also today, it was the F1 and I know who won, but I'm not allowed

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to tell you, am I? I remember that. I watched it. Don't slip up!

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Let's dance for sports relief was last night and the winner

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was...Roland Rivlon. It was very It gives me great flosh pass this

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to a great man and a great dancer! -- great pleasure.

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It was a great video. Christopher wucker was the original. It takes a

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lot of guts to get up and do that. What was the film? Where he was

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dancing. Everyone's throwing films at me in my head. The King in York.

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Tim and I are thinking of doing that. Yes, it's lined up. We'll go

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and win it. I have the gold llama shorts already. If you need some

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tips, I'm happy to come and help out. You have to do a proper

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routine. Happy Mother's Day. Thank you. And happy Mother's Day to mine

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out there. I never get her there, but she has the gift of somebody

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saying "happy Mother's Day on TV." You haven't got her anything. Don't

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wind me up. So many people have asked me this week to say happy

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Mother's Day to their mother. That's terrible. Mrs Lovejoy, I

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will have a word. What are you going to do? I'm going round to my

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mum and my nan. We have a big thing. Now Fay Ripley's first series was a

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massive success and she is here to talk about a new one, but she first

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wowed us as Jenny in Cold Feet. companies listened to consumers

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they might not have so much trouble. And are you a hues wife with a

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masters in administration? And Will Young is here to talk

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about his new single. Losing Myself. # I seem to go nowhere #

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And if you've got questions you want to put to Fay Ripley or Will

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Young, e-mail us via the website or Tweet.

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So, for Fay, this one comes from Anna, what comes first, acting or

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cooking? I think cooking at the moment, because her recent book is

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all about cooking for mums. Yes, and her books have been hugely

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successful. Simon, what have you for us today? They're all classics.

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Starting with spiced beetroot mousse. Beetroot, one of my

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favourite ingredients. It has a little top on there, and it's 014

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of a pie. The next is a cauliflower cottage cheese pie. That's pie

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number one. Where's the pastry? It's potato. Cottage pie doesn't

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have pastry. Wouldn't it be better with pastry, though? Pastry on the

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inside then the filling. Yes, that would be nice. Desert, whoopee

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scones. And the ultimate Something For The Weekend pie corpsieseo,

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Scotch egg in the middle and cheese as well. Beautiful. So we have 3.14

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pies. That's because 14 March is Pi day, which is 22 over 7 which is

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derivertive 2.66666 million....You've Tried really hard

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to do that, but it's not entertaining. Another smooth link.

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Go to our website to follow all those recipies. But here is what is

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on the rest of the show today. Zambezi is in Natural World. It's

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full of wild surprises. Tony Hawks book has been turned into a film in

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Round Ireland with a fridge. And another form of flatmate turns up

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in White Heat. And Wayne has a couple of our

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favourite cocktails. What will you be doing for us? Your favourite

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Louise of the show over the last few years, you like a nice apple

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Martini. And for Mr Lovejoy there, we have your favourite whisky sour.

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Does that describe you - whiskey sour. They didn't have a whiskey

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bitter. Thanks! Sorry. That just came out. They

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couldn't do mine. What was yours? Jaeger bomber. What is your

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favourite of all time? It depends on the moment. But I think a

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classic Manhattan. What is yours? An Old Fashioned. You've got to

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have your favourite cocktail. love a cocktail. So, Simon, what

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love a cocktail. So, Simon, what are we doing here? A perfect start

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to the proceedings today. Beetroot mousse. Cream there, and agar, agar,

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which is a veggie setting act. Creme fraiche, curry peas, poppy

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seed straws, and egg wash. First job. Tell you what, before we start

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the machine going. A bit of cream that is warmed and add the setting

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agent and a pinch of salt and pepper. And melt this into it.

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went to a wedding yesterday, and I sent him a picture of my starter.

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They had a tartlet with what did it have in it? Brie, poached egg and

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bacon. It was really good. We should be doing that. Should we?

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What did you have for your wedding? Didn't, because when I got married

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we got married at York Registry Office and then we went to debty's

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in York. Is that some woman's house? No, the world-famous

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tearooms. That's what we did, just me and Ali and her mum and then we

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went to Thailand for our honeymoon. Was it a shotgun wedding? No. We'd

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done all of my sister's wedding. I was the best man and I did the

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catering, so we'd done it all. Right, now, blitz that. Shall I cut

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strips? I got married in vaing yas. That's quite-- Vagas. That's quite

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rock'n'roll. That's me, rock'n'roll! Can I cut strips?

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not. Go for it. Is that what I'm meant to do? Yes, I've never seen

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you so keen. Mine was in the little chapel of the West or something.

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What did you wear? A shirt and trousers, it's hot over there.

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meant to put egg on these? Not yet, but it's fine. My children were

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with me and the guy kept saying, "Can you get those children to be

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quiet?" and I was saying, no, they're one or two, they're like

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that. Louise, what did do you? you married by Elvis? No, he's dead.

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No, a pretend one? No, I didn't. wedding wasn't that exciting.

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it was, we read about it in the newspapers. So, the agar, aagar

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going to set that. I feel like I've taken matters into my own hands ear.

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They're a little bit wide. I can half them. Come on, tell us what

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happened? We just went on holiday and then we got married while we

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were there. And I literally phoned up my mum and said, "We're going to

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get married next Tuesday, so can you get me some bits and bring them

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over." And that was it. So, was it out of the football season? We were

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on holiday in Bermuda. Who asked you? Was it you or...I Don't think

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it was me. We were just on the beach and he just said "shall we

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get married here, it's lovely?" and we got married a week later and he

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brought over mum and dads and nanny and granddads. There was just about

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20 of us. We didn't have a big do. It was just us. My friend's wedding

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was lovely yesterday. I love big weddings. I've forgotten we have to

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do cooking today. Twist those. I'll still put the egg on. Who were

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your best men? I didn't have one. Don't you love weddings, when it's

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somebody you know really well and you see people you haven't seen for

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ages. I learnt yesterday that gang

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murders were down in London. cheery subject, Tim. And you'll

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like this. Cream eggs, the demand for them is for four months of the

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year and there's so much demand for them that they make them all year

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round and freeze them. You can buy them all year round. Yeah, but they

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only sell them for four months of the year. I'm making a mess of this.

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We're taking this on ourselves today. After all this time, I was

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thinking, you being my two little apprentices, that you'd take it on,

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but...Jamie Said to me, after all this time on the show, I thought

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you would be able to cook. He said he had high hopes. But the tips

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have improved me. Oh, that's a bit of a mess, isn't it? It is. But

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luckily, I have some I prepared earlier.

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You have the earthy flavour of the beetroot and the cream and the Thai

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spice so the topping, creme fraiche, chuck in all of that horseradish

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and dill and beat it around and then sit it on top of the beetroot.

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Wow, horseradish, is this right? Yeah, spicey. Beetroot and

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horseradish, lovely. But it seems slightly overpowering. Tim, you

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have to do that, because you've been here since the beginning.

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Sprinkle some paprika on and pepper. This is romantic. Andrew Milling

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ton said me and my wife spent our first weekend together watching

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Something For The Weekend. The first one. That show wasn't good,

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was it, and we stayed on air for five-and-a-half years. How much?

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About one-and-a-half spoonfuls. Get a nice layer on top. There you go.

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Beautiful. They go in the oven and when they come out, you end up with

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these delightful puff pastry straws. So, as well as the lovely -- you're

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very messy today, Mr Lovejoy. As well as the lovely flavour and

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earthyness of the beetroot, we have the spiceyness of the topping. And

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this would be a nice starter for a Saturday dinner. It's quite

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confusing, it looks like de certificate. -- desyert. It does.

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So, you can either eat it with a spoon or dip in. I'm going to dip

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in. That's the way to go. that's good. What's the main

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course? The main course, we'll do cottage pie with a cauliflower

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cheese top. That's nice. As ever, you can follow all our recipies on

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the website. OK, in the wet season, the Zambezi River bursts its banks

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and the fish swim through the village and animals fly over the

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pools of water as predators pounce. pools of water as predators pounce.

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This is Natural World. This is the least known of Africa's

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great rivers, the Zambezi brings life to six African countries. It's

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a liver of thrilling spectacle and wild surprises.

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-- it's a river of thrilling spectacle and wild surprises.

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At times, the Zambezi's power can be almost overwhelming.

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Yet it can be just as challenging The fate of all life here is at the

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mercy of the ever-changing moods of this great river.

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And you can see Tharl World on Thursday night - Natural World on

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Thursday night on BBC Two. Now, recently, Fay Ripley has

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turned her hand to cookbooks, but let's see her in her role which

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gave her her breakthrough. you're going to be a failure.

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the significance of this is? It's a new advertising zoingian. I thought

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that might explain why sales are down. I think it's a little more

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complicated than that? Sorry if I have an opinion. Why don't you just

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have another drink. Have you ever seen that trick when you set fire

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to a piece of paper and it floats right up to the... I don't think

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that's a good idea. I just think if companies listened to housewives

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they wouldn't be in so much trouble. Welcome to Something For The

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Weekend, Fay Ripley. Welcome. Hello. I loved Cold Feet.

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So why did it ever get taken off, can you tell me? I don't know. I

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think it sort of, things can run for so many years, I guess, you

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know, we're on the last day of this. So it's like people love something.

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I don't know, sometimes it's good to go out while it is still good.

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Try. It was our answer to Friends. It was more than Friends, but it

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touched everyone in the UK in the same way. People referred to it as

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being like Friends, but I thought we were just the ugly version. I

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don't know. It was so long ago. It is so funny watching that. I

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couldn't remember. I thought I punched her. It seems like a

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lifetime ago. It does. A lot has happened for everybody. I don't

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know. People still seem to watch the box sets and come up to me and

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refer to plot lines and I have no idea what they're talking about.

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People can see themselves in the characters on screen. That's why it

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worked for so many people, I think they could all play a role in their

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heads. Yes, there were the posh ones, and the attractive ones, and

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then there was me and John. Cliched question, but do you still stay

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friends? We do, in the sense that we were all good friends, but lives

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change and people have frapls and people live all over the country --

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families and people live all over the country. I saw Helen the other

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day and that was lovely. And I switer John. You stay in touch as

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much as you can. Isn't it coming back? It was on the news, Cold Feet

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return and we were all like "is it?" am I not in it? Is that why I

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haven't heard? No, it was just a rumour that got slightly out of

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control. Would you want to be in it? Of course I would. I'm an actor.

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But didn't you want to be killed off but now you must be pleased you

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weren't, in case is comes back? wanted to be killed off because I

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wanted to do the whole dying bit. But I was pleased I didn't get

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killed off because I came back after I left, for the funeral of

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Helen. And I was pregnant so it was clear what I had been doing in the

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mean time. But, yes, they'd probably bring Helen back as a

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ghost. Wouldn't they? Maybe do the film or the musical. You write it

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and produce it. The musical, that's great. A bunch of middle-aged

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blokes sitting around singing badly. They've turned everything into a

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musical, except Happy Monday, which is what I want to see. You should

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do this as a music. Something For The Weekend. I'd love that. Simon

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and me are great singers. I'd get all the parts. You've got a

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cookbook coming out? I have. I've written the second book and it's

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like giving birth. I'm in that flush of pride. It takes me - it's

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a longer pregnancy, frankly writing a book than producing a human being.

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Where do you start? Where does it come from? You start by - I mean, I

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cook them to death. So my children know every recipe, every ingredient

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over and over again. Because I don't have anyone working for me, a

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restaurant. I don't have a team. My team are my kids and my mum and

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some of the neighbours. They're probably the hardest critics.

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That's true. They don't hold back. But what it does mean is that it

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doesn't make the grade unless a whole bunch of smiling faces are

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looking at me and saying, "Can I have some more." So it runs the

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glauntlet and on plates with fussy eaters. So I've been cooking a lot

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of these recipies for years, but it's about pinning it down. What is

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it called? What's for dinner. And it answers the question. What is

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the theme behind it? I only have one theme to offer, really. I'm not

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a trained chef. I'm a home cook. I'm a multi-tasker. I work. I have

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to do everything. There aren't enough hours in the day. That's the

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thing. Which emulates a mass of women out there who go home and

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think, "What am I going to do for dinner today?." Men really like it,

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because basically, it's simple. I don't mean to be rude. But you are?

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I am. But it doesn't overcomplicate things because I haven't got time.

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Yes, once a year I will cook a recipe that will take me 48 hours,

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just for fun, because I like cooking. But for all the other days

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I need to take 15 minutes and have all the ingredients in my larder

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and I want it to be delicious. So that's the theme. It is true. When

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I cook for my kids I run out of ideas. That's it. And I think it's

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that lots of my friends get stuck in ruts and a lot of the recipes,

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it might be that, look, they're not things you'd necessarily expect in

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a Michelin-starred restaurant. Quite right. But they are things

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that you can go, "Oh, that was so tasty, and it didn't take me long."

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I understand that the Mumsnet love your first cookbook. Because

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they're like the Mafia these days. They're quite a powerful

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organisation. You don't mess with Mumsnet? It was, literally like

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winning an Oscar, an Oscar I will never win. But they gave me the

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award because I wrote it for them. And it got voted cookbook of the

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year, and it came above all my heroes, people who write proper

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cookbooks. It was amazing. I think I cried. There was a moment of "me,

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really?." But, they, it was a real - and basically, I take it

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incredibly personally. I take it personally when people love the

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food that I'm cooking and I have helped solved a problem. I take it

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personally the other way if somebody burns something I want to

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go round and say, "We're going to cook this, something went wrong."

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Are you juggling the acting together and the cookbook? I am a

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multi-tasker. The thing about this is I can't say this is work. This

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is just happening in my house. Last night we had the ping-pong chicken,

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which is in the book. This is happening any way and that's why I

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think it works because I'm not doing something - no-one else can

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take time out to feed their families, so in a way, it would be

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counter productive for me to do that. I have such bizarre thoughts

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about ping-pong chicken. It's not what you're thinking! Do get your

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questions in for Fay or Will. Seb is mortified over there, what

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have you done, Tim? Now, can you guess today's Deja View?

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# This is the Rhythm of the Night # # This is the rhythm of my life #

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The shop workers' union says some stores plan to make Sunday work

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compulsory. Tim Smith is expected to resign from the Government in

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the next few hours. As expected, Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean

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have won the British ice dancing Hello. My name's Forrest Gump.

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You want a chocolate? I can eat about a billion-and-a-half of these.

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My mum always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know

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what you're going to get. Those must be comfortable shoes. I

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bet you can walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing. I

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wish I had shoes like that. Good film that. I have no idea.

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not a clue. Torvill and Dean, they were British ice-skating and that,

:30:29.:30:38.

so..they were '80s. We're scared of committing now. I'm going '87.

:30:38.:30:47.

I was going to say that. I'll have '88. Or it might be '826789 I have

:30:47.:30:54.

no idea. I can't even get it within a couple of years. No. No. OK, for

:30:54.:30:59.

the last time. Let's have a look at what you have been cooking on the

:30:59.:31:06.

fridge of fame. This is ol liver and Jane. Sausage ghoul yash we

:31:06.:31:12.

made last week. Surprising how easy it was. Everyone cooked that.

:31:12.:31:16.

Everyone went and bought the ingredients on the Sunday afternoon,

:31:16.:31:24.

because it was quick. Good. this is Tim and Grace. And they

:31:24.:31:34.

made superb buns. And videos. Start being Lee testing his pro-fit rolls.

:31:34.:31:44.
:31:44.:31:45.

Simon' Rimmer's Profiterolles. Fingers crossed, we do it well. Now

:31:45.:31:55.
:31:55.:31:56.

for the taste test. Delicious. I like it. Dressing up.

:31:56.:32:03.

I was just thinking of that. We had hip-hop cooking the other day. That

:32:03.:32:08.

was yuppie cooking. Do yuppies still exist? I think that would

:32:08.:32:14.

have been a good theme, people dressing up. Hannah from Surrey on

:32:14.:32:20.

the Thai fish pie. Tonight, we're going to be cooking Simon's Thai

:32:20.:32:24.

fish pie. The potatoes are boiling on the hob. That's ready to go into

:32:25.:32:31.

the oven. This looks amazing. That's all from me, Dan and Poppy.

:32:31.:32:39.

Back to the studio. The studio! Was that the same person? She changed

:32:39.:32:44.

for dinner. Into a rugby shirt. I love full-length April prons. And

:32:44.:32:54.
:32:54.:32:55.

the final one. Amelia and Harry from Wales. Ghoul yash and rice.

:32:55.:33:01.

Come on Wales. And they did well, Wales. They won. Absolutely

:33:01.:33:09.

brilliant. So there you go. Normally I'd say... But we can't,

:33:09.:33:12.

because there's nowhere to send because there's nowhere to send

:33:12.:33:22.

them. Now, we're going to revisit another classic from our catalogue.

:33:22.:33:28.

Cauliflower pie topping. Everyone loved this. So, mince is cooking

:33:28.:33:33.

away there. And it's a simple version. We have cheese and eggs

:33:33.:33:39.

and mustard and the cauliflower and the potatoes. Tomato puree, onions,

:33:39.:33:44.

stock, parsley, garlic and carrot. So, I've browned off the mince.

:33:44.:33:49.

I'll just turn it back on. And then tip it out. And meanwhile, Tim, if

:33:49.:33:56.

you want to chop the carrot or the onion. Whichever one you don't want

:33:56.:34:02.

to do I'll chop the other one. What? Well, we've got to chop

:34:02.:34:08.

carrot and onion, so whichever one you don't want to do I'll do the

:34:08.:34:17.

other one. If we were going to do it with big pieces of meat, I would

:34:17.:34:23.

say big pieces of carrot, but because it's mince, chop smaller

:34:23.:34:29.

bits of carrot. Football was back in the news. Yes, because it's had

:34:30.:34:38.

a few weeks off. This week, both of our teams were playing. Yes,

:34:38.:34:42.

Liverpool beat Everton 3-06789 that Europe? You'll find that

:34:42.:34:48.

Britain is in Europe, Tim. So I do feel we were playing in Europe.

:34:48.:34:56.

how did you get on? 3-0. But that was bound to happen, because they'd

:34:56.:35:01.

spent all week building up the manager, every time you turned on

:35:01.:35:08.

the TV they were talking about him, so he was bound to lose. But he's

:35:08.:35:18.
:35:18.:35:19.

never won at Anfield, David Moyles. He does well every year, but never

:35:19.:35:26.

at an feed. -- Anfield. It's the FA Cup today. Yes,

:35:26.:35:36.
:35:36.:35:40.

Leicester for you, Stoke for us and then we'll meet in the semi-final.

:35:40.:35:45.

Apparently ErlinJonson has been called up. Years ago, he sort of

:35:45.:35:50.

dived in the penalty box and he was called out. Chelsea fans will

:35:50.:36:00.
:36:00.:36:03.

remember that. They've done pretty well at Anfield over the years. And

:36:03.:36:07.

I couldn't go to Anfield on Wednesday, because I was down here

:36:07.:36:17.
:36:17.:36:17.

doing some work so I "watched" the match sitting on the train. Surely

:36:17.:36:22.

you should watch on Twitter. That's the future. I'm just not down with

:36:22.:36:27.

it enough, Tim. I love the FA Cup. People say it's not the great

:36:27.:36:32.

tournament it was. I think fans still think it is, don't they?

:36:32.:36:39.

great. And a day at Wembley. So, the vegies are in there and they'll

:36:39.:36:43.

cook three or five minutes, until they're nice and soft. Add the

:36:43.:36:47.

mince beef back in there. This is a dish that doesn't need to be

:36:47.:36:53.

expensive at all. It's nice to use really good quality beef. Should I

:36:53.:36:59.

be dicing these? Yes. If all you can get hold of or all you can

:36:59.:37:04.

afford is cheap, basic mince, it's fine. But the only thing I would

:37:04.:37:13.

say is if it has a high fat content tip away the excess oil and fat.

:37:13.:37:17.

Add tomato puree into there and probably the greatest tip we've

:37:17.:37:24.

taught over the five-and-a-half years that we all share now, is

:37:24.:37:31.

tomato puree, we cook it out for five or six minutes. Is that the

:37:31.:37:38.

best tip you've learnt in five-and- a-half years? What is your best

:37:38.:37:42.

tip? I know. I think it's how to cook steak because it's the one you

:37:43.:37:47.

use more. All right, there are a few. Can I do a few, or do I have

:37:47.:37:53.

to select one? You can do a few. I'm happy to glow in the praise

:37:53.:37:58.

you're about to give me. Quality ingredients. Make sure you season

:37:58.:38:04.

your food if you want it to taste nice. Yes, I've just seasoned it.

:38:04.:38:09.

You have to get your meat to room temperature or fish. It does make a

:38:09.:38:14.

lot of difference. And rest your meat afterwards. Yes. Not that we

:38:14.:38:20.

have time to do that here. But that is a big one. Did I say good

:38:20.:38:24.

ingredients. Yeah. The best one is that you taught me how to cut or

:38:25.:38:34.

chop. Yes. Back in the early days you had the Hertfordshire twist.

:38:34.:38:41.

Z Now you don't even think about it. That doesn't seem enough butter?

:38:41.:38:47.

Ordinarily I would have, my generally rule for mashed potato is

:38:47.:38:54.

25% to 33% of the weight of the potato in butter. That's how you

:38:54.:38:58.

make it beautiful. But we have so much in the topping that it would

:38:58.:39:04.

be too rich. My greatest tip over the five-and-a-half years is when

:39:04.:39:10.

you were on selectty Masterchef. Yeah. Never, never would I dream

:39:10.:39:16.

that you would compete and do well. Which is what you did. But I didn't

:39:16.:39:22.

win. Simon, so you weren't a good mentor. Although, if you want to

:39:22.:39:29.

bring that up. If you remember you got knocked out on that dish. Did I

:39:29.:39:35.

not say you shouldn't do that dish. You did. But let's cut away all

:39:35.:39:39.

that rubbish and look at the taste buds of Chris and John. They

:39:39.:39:48.

knocked me out. It was one of the big est disgraces ever on TV. Ofcom

:39:48.:39:54.

investigated it! They did! Imagine if you'd won. That would

:39:54.:39:59.

have been so obligate. It would have been ridiculous. Spread the

:39:59.:40:06.

potato on there. I would have loved if, though. So we have our layer of

:40:06.:40:11.

the meat and let it go cool. That's not crucial, but it's nice if you

:40:11.:40:17.

can. Then for the topping. Isle' just grate the cheese while you're

:40:17.:40:23.

doing that. No-one saw that, did not they? I just dropped some

:40:23.:40:29.

potato on the floor. So we grate the cheese. It's all

:40:29.:40:34.

right. We've got an item with dogs coming up in a minute. They'll sort

:40:34.:40:43.

that out. We have got dogs on the show today. In gadgets. It's gadget

:40:43.:40:52.

roulette. It can go anywhere! fraiche and the egg and chuck in

:40:52.:41:01.

the cheese. And mix this? Yeah, really go for it. We've used really

:41:01.:41:06.

good-quality ingredients in there. And season it. And once it is com

:41:06.:41:12.

bined, put in the cauliflower and followed it in, don't break down

:41:13.:41:18.

the call flour. So you have the lovely layer of meat and the

:41:18.:41:24.

delicious layer of the potato...I'm All over the place today. My skills

:41:24.:41:29.

are weak, my powers are weak! It's because I was at a wedding

:41:29.:41:35.

yesterday. I never really go out on a Saturday night. And all the

:41:35.:41:40.

tables from named after Chelsea players. Yes, they were. I was on

:41:40.:41:50.
:41:50.:41:50.

the Zola table. Which way? It doesn't matter. All you have is the

:41:50.:41:55.

lovely call flour cheese. It's a classic weekend recipe because it's

:41:55.:41:59.

really simple. What Fay was saying before about dishes that don't take

:41:59.:42:05.

a great deal of time, and you'll find the ingredients in the store

:42:05.:42:10.

coup board or go to the supermarket quickly and pick them up. Sprinkle

:42:10.:42:16.

more cheese on the top and it goes into the oven to bake. Did you cook

:42:16.:42:22.

that call flour at all? Yes, we've blanched it so it has a little bit

:42:22.:42:27.

of softness in it. That is what you want. Stick that in the middle of

:42:27.:42:31.

the table for Mother's Day. And get a delicious spoonful of it. And, of

:42:31.:42:35.

course, it works because of that combinations of flavours. The

:42:35.:42:42.

lovely, sweet, rich flavour of all of the mince under there and the

:42:42.:42:52.
:42:52.:42:54.

assessed from the call flour cheese and...This Is a great idea. Thank

:42:54.:43:02.

you. It does smell a bit farty. But that's the call flour cheese.

:43:02.:43:08.

a smelly combination. But once you get through the smell! It's so

:43:08.:43:13.

tasty. I'm going to do that and then put it in the cookbook!

:43:13.:43:20.

That is really good. That is really good. It works well. And Simon,

:43:20.:43:28.

what next? Classic whoopee pies, but with mint ice cream filling.

:43:28.:43:34.

Something else for the book. can find all the recipies on the

:43:34.:43:40.

website. Now, comedian Tony Hawks' first

:43:40.:43:50.
:43:50.:43:51.

book sold over 800,000 copies which was about hitchhiking with some

:43:51.:43:59.

kitchen equipment and now he's turned it into a film. -- Where do

:43:59.:44:07.

I get the bus, please? Go to the first floor and then out of the

:44:07.:44:15.

first floor and then out of the Bridge Street exit.

:44:15.:44:24.

And I never get tired of hearing that terrific song by them? By hem?

:44:25.:44:30.

So it's time to go back to the shopping mall. Are you there?

:44:30.:44:35.

here I am in the shopping mall in the heart of Dublin. And the place

:44:35.:44:40.

is buzzing. Stay tuned because we're going to be chatting to some

:44:40.:44:47.

of our shoppers who have formed a huge, exciting crowd around us.

:44:47.:44:53.

Excuse me, where is the bus station? It's all happening here. I

:44:53.:45:03.
:45:03.:45:04.

believe you had an experience with your septic tank.....

:45:04.:45:13.

Are you there? Hello? We steam have a few glem lines over at the

:45:13.:45:23.
:45:23.:45:27.

shopping mall. -- gremlins over at the shopping mall. Are you there?

:45:27.:45:36.

And you can watch the whole of Round Ireland With a Fridge tonight.

:45:36.:45:46.
:45:46.:45:47.

Our next guest has acted in some award-winning films, but he's also

:45:47.:45:54.

getting a name as a fiesty panellist on Question Time. Here he

:45:54.:45:59.

is. I think having gay marriage legalised is another huge step on

:45:59.:46:04.

the way. The problem is, Eric, I really, I

:46:05.:46:09.

can't agree with you. The message on what we've been doing in

:46:09.:46:16.

Afghanistan - well you can shake your head - but it's...I Didn't

:46:16.:46:21.

move my head. It looks like our legacy in Afghanistan is fairly

:46:21.:46:31.
:46:31.:46:33.

bleak. Oh, I like the slo-mo at the end.

:46:33.:46:38.

You're on the wrong channel. So, NHS reforms. Opinions?

:46:38.:46:42.

understand NHS reforms. There's been so many. I think you're so

:46:42.:46:46.

brave going on that show because you're judged by all the people

:46:46.:46:53.

around the panel. Yeah. How do they react to you when you first arrive

:46:53.:46:57.

there, before the show? They're great. It's the second time I've

:46:57.:47:05.

done it. Will Self I am in awe of, because he's so clever. He sort of

:47:05.:47:09.

operates in his own world. You can't touch him, because he's a

:47:09.:47:14.

genius. And then it's weird because I'm coming in as a popstar, I'm

:47:14.:47:20.

coming in as just representing almost like the every man's opinion.

:47:20.:47:25.

So, like, NHS reforms. I don't understand, really, much about the

:47:25.:47:30.

NHS reforms. And I think quite a lot of people don't understand. So

:47:30.:47:36.

it's OK for me to go on the show and say, "I don't know what you're

:47:36.:47:41.

talking about" like Eric Pickles, he was talking about the trains.

:47:41.:47:46.

Those politicians, they talk for five minutes and I think, "I don't

:47:47.:47:51.

know what you've said." They've said nothing of any content. If I

:47:51.:47:54.

said that, no-one would buy my records. Do you know the questions

:47:54.:48:01.

prior to going on the show? No. you read a lot. Yes, I read

:48:01.:48:06.

everything. Did you. I read everything. I listened to every

:48:06.:48:10.

Radio Four show. I was like properly swatting up on it and it

:48:10.:48:16.

was quite a broad week that week. Ten to 12 topics could have come up.

:48:16.:48:22.

So I was quite pleased - and I didn't know that gay marriage was

:48:22.:48:31.

going to come up. I was booked on the show and then that came up.

:48:31.:48:36.

do the people know each other. particularly the politicians. They

:48:36.:48:40.

see each other around a lot. But it is a fair fight. It's having the

:48:40.:48:45.

confidence to talk about something that we all want to hear about and

:48:45.:48:49.

understand, and having you there just encourages younger people and

:48:49.:48:53.

people who think they can't relate to politicians. I think it's been a

:48:53.:48:58.

great idea to have you on the show. Well, I hope so. And that's the

:48:58.:49:03.

thing. How are we expected to know all the ins and outs about

:49:03.:49:07.

everything. I don't know anything about Europe. I'm pleased that

:49:07.:49:13.

didn't come up. Did you think as the guy on Pop Idol, you'd ever

:49:13.:49:18.

dream of being on Question Time? it is so funny. It is bizarre when

:49:18.:49:24.

I think back to winning that show to some of the things. I went from

:49:24.:49:29.

Question Time to doing another show and then I did this kind of

:49:29.:49:34.

contemporary dance routine on sports relief Let's Dance. All in

:49:34.:49:39.

the space of three days. It's like this is the best job in the world.

:49:39.:49:44.

Let's have a look. # You don't blame it on the sunshine

:49:44.:49:48.

# You don't blame it on the good times #

:49:49.:49:58.
:49:59.:49:59.

# Come on baby light my fire # Try to set the night on fire #

:49:59.:50:09.
:50:09.:50:16.

The winner of Pop Idol 2002 is.... Will!

:50:16.:50:23.

Oh, young little monkey boy. What happened to him. You're still

:50:23.:50:28.

banging out tunes. You have a new single out? Yes, the third single

:50:28.:50:34.

off the album. How is it going? Really well. It's just rocketed

:50:34.:50:40.

back up the charts again. Since the last time I saw you, it went in at

:50:40.:50:50.
:50:50.:50:50.

number one. Which is great and Jelz jelz went in the top five --

:50:50.:50:54.

Jealousy. Went to number five. really seem to put so much thought

:50:54.:51:00.

into what you do, even going back to those days in pop idol when you

:51:00.:51:05.

first went off on your own, you could tell you had such a set plan

:51:05.:51:11.

of where you wanted to be and you didn't really listen to anyone

:51:11.:51:16.

else? Well, maybe not always. were that passionate. I know

:51:16.:51:20.

exactly what you're saying. I had a very set idea. I think you've got

:51:20.:51:25.

to put 100% into it, otherwise how can you except other people to

:51:25.:51:32.

believe in you. I tell you what I want to do for my next video, that

:51:32.:51:37.

no-one else wants me to do. It's Morris dancing. You see what I mean.

:51:37.:51:44.

I just want to revive it. I can see people shaking their heads. I just

:51:44.:51:50.

want to wear bells and throw around hankies. What is wrong with that.

:51:50.:51:56.

There goes Will Young's career. a Fleury of hankies. I'm quite a

:51:56.:52:01.

good Morris dancer. Have you done it? Yes, we'll talk about it

:52:01.:52:06.

afterwards. No, talk about it after. How come? I went to a school where

:52:06.:52:11.

you have to do these things. Morris dancing? You have to be across all

:52:11.:52:18.

types of dancing. It's very integral when you're at stage

:52:18.:52:23.

school to be able to do everything. That's why I'm a fan of yours. I

:52:23.:52:30.

could tell you were a Morris dancer. Let's look at the new single.

:52:30.:52:36.

Tell me now why I'm losing myself # I seem to go nowhere

:52:36.:52:42.

# Please won't you tell me, yeah # Why I'm losing myself

:52:42.:52:51.

# You wouldn't know what I had to # You knew what I had to do

:52:51.:53:01.
:53:01.:53:06.

And I'm losing myself again # I think I'm losing my..#

:53:06.:53:16.
:53:16.:53:17.

Out now, is it? When is it snout I don't know It's out now. And a

:53:17.:53:25.

super slim Will because you're running the marathon? I did 15

:53:25.:53:31.

miles yesterday. And I got overtaken by a couple in their 60s

:53:31.:53:38.

just round the corner in Hyde Park. But there is still a few weeks to

:53:38.:53:45.

go. We're going to cook our last dish of the day and Will will be

:53:45.:53:55.
:53:55.:53:56.

helping. All this is still to come. The plot thickens as trouble flares

:53:56.:54:02.

between former flatmates in White Heat.

:54:02.:54:10.

Simon cooks up the ultimate Something For The Weekend pie.

:54:10.:54:19.

Karen Brady, Nick Hewer and Lord Sugar are back in The Apprentice.

:54:19.:54:24.

Also still to come, Lucy is here with moth ers' day gifts and

:54:24.:54:30.

gadgets. And Fay is with us and obviously you know your way around

:54:30.:54:38.

the kitchen because you have two cookbooks out. Do you cook a lot of

:54:38.:54:43.

desserts? Yes, and if I could cook something other than cake I would

:54:43.:54:51.

do. There is something about the domestic goddess has gone, they're

:54:51.:54:57.

not high on sewing and cooking. bodge. I don't know how to sew but

:54:57.:55:02.

I'll give it a go. I like being domestic. I don't like the pressure

:55:02.:55:08.

of being the goddess thing, because then you just feel guilty about it.

:55:08.:55:13.

I'm not being nasty about my mum, but she didn't like sewing, so I

:55:13.:55:18.

had to learn. It's good that you learnt. Do you do it now?

:55:18.:55:24.

people don't sew so much. You just chuck it away. Oh, the button's

:55:24.:55:30.

come off, chuck it. Yes, the ashtray is full, buy a new car. Not

:55:30.:55:35.

that I smoke! Why do they still have ashtrays in

:55:35.:55:40.

cars? I don't get that. It's true. You need the lighter thing for your

:55:40.:55:48.

charger. So I get that. The ashtray - chewing gum? Sweet wrappers.

:55:48.:55:57.

Maybe. It's bizarre. The only thing I sew is when the children go "a

:55:57.:56:04.

button's come off." Baking has come back in fashion? Yes. We are about

:56:04.:56:09.

to bake. Big whoopee pies. I've never made a whoopee. So this is

:56:09.:56:14.

the first. Do you like them from the shop? I think so. I haven't

:56:14.:56:20.

bought many. This is all a bit of a first. No-one really did them and

:56:20.:56:25.

then when did them, they suddenly appeared in the shops. Everyone's

:56:26.:56:29.

looking for the new cupcake. Yes, we're going to give them an ice

:56:29.:56:33.

we're going to give them an ice cream centre.

:56:33.:56:40.

Butter and chocolate are melting there. And whipped cream and pepper

:56:40.:56:47.

mint essence. Or you could melt mint-flavoured chocolate. Right. I

:56:47.:56:54.

always get my mints mixed up. The spear mint, the pepper mint and

:56:54.:57:00.

your mint. Which is your favourite. I have no idea. Spear mint is my

:57:00.:57:04.

favourite. What's the difference between a spear mint and a pepper

:57:04.:57:13.

mint? Spear mint is fresher, and that pepper mint has an peppery

:57:13.:57:19.

after flavour. Isn't there a mint that is in your garden which grows

:57:19.:57:23.

madly and it's not edible. It's really furry in the garden. I don't

:57:23.:57:29.

know about that. We have vanilla essence and baking powder. First

:57:29.:57:36.

things first. The middle bit. Fay, cream we've lightly whipped, stick

:57:36.:57:46.
:57:46.:57:49.

in the condensed milk and beat it all together. Did you say it was

:57:49.:57:54.

poisonous? No, you just added that. I think it's just a bit furry and

:57:54.:57:59.

doesn't taste great. That's all it is. Am I bunging all this in?

:57:59.:58:04.

This is a very simple ice cream- style thing. It's a really, really

:58:04.:58:08.

easy thing to do and because we want this to be in the middle of

:58:08.:58:15.

our whoopee pies, I have a little baking tray that we've lined with

:58:15.:58:21.

cling film so they won't stick. Put a spoonful in and pop it in the

:58:21.:58:28.

freezer. It's that easy. And if you don't want it to be chocolate mint

:58:28.:58:36.

you can do orange and chocolate or plain Anilia. -- plain vanilla.

:58:36.:58:42.

Whatever you want it to about. That's beautiful. Quick and easy.

:58:42.:58:49.

And stick them in the freedser until they're completely set. -- in

:58:49.:58:55.

the freezer until they're completely set. It's nice to have

:58:55.:59:01.

somebody who can cook because they know what they're doing. Whisk them

:59:01.:59:08.

up as much as you can. Did you make them for the girls? No,

:59:08.:59:15.

no, I buy them up. I'm not a baker. You're a sewer, but not a baker.

:59:15.:59:19.

Having said that, I do make his ginger biscuits because they're

:59:19.:59:26.

really good and they take no time at all. And I'll whisk it up.

:59:26.:59:31.

you could do it by hand but it's nice to get that volume and light

:59:31.:59:40.

touch. We use vanilla extract. You can use fresh vanilla, again, good-

:59:40.:59:45.

quality ingredients. Oh, lovely. No fat. No. No. What you would do in

:59:45.:59:53.

an ideal world whisk it for two or three minutes to get really large.

:59:53.:00:03.
:00:03.:00:08.

But that will do and beat all of that into, followed it in. All that

:00:08.:00:18.
:00:18.:00:23.

this? Yes. One of the shows, somebody made a mess with the

:00:23.:00:27.

electric whisk and they got into a panic and I took it off them and

:00:27.:00:34.

threw it in the sink. And I had in my either, "Get it out of the

:00:34.:00:40.

water" get it out of the water!" and I was thinking, "I'm not going

:00:40.:00:48.

to do that" and then they were saying, "Unplug it first." This has

:00:48.:00:54.

caused more trouble than we need. We ruined someone's very expensive

:00:54.:01:01.

dress on the show. I remember that. And it hasn't been replaced. It's

:01:01.:01:08.

jeopardy. Television loves jeopardy. We ruined Ronan Keating's outfit.

:01:08.:01:16.

Really? I would have thought that mattered less. You say that. And

:01:16.:01:21.

Mark Ronson, again, where he didn't turn it off properly. Now, this is

:01:21.:01:30.

a heavy dough. And simply spoonful s of that on the tray. I love this

:01:30.:01:35.

because there is no butter with this. Because the one thing that

:01:35.:01:42.

often stops people from baking a cake, is because they haven't

:01:42.:01:52.

softened their butter at the last minute, but this has no need for

:01:52.:02:02.
:02:02.:02:06.

that. Oh, ow! Ow! So, put all of that in. So now you have all the

:02:06.:02:10.

dried ingredients. I have to do it slightly slowly, because it's going

:02:10.:02:16.

to go everywhere. It is chocolatey! It is. And you can really beat it.

:02:16.:02:21.

Once that all comes together. I'm going to stand back. I'm

:02:21.:02:27.

worried about my top. Yes, this would be a good time to ruin some

:02:27.:02:37.
:02:37.:02:40.

more clothes. You go on. That's better.

:02:40.:02:44.

Something quite hypnotic about watching you do that. You know

:02:44.:02:50.

that's going to be nice, Tim. Have a little taste. And then we want

:02:50.:02:56.

spoonfuls. And if you do this with your kids take it on the horizontal

:02:56.:03:02.

and as it goes on to the board, go vertical. So it means you don't get

:03:02.:03:08.

any drips and it comes into a better round when it flattens

:03:08.:03:15.

itself out. A better blob. Six to eight minutes is all they take.

:03:15.:03:22.

a hot heat? Yes, hot, hot. So these are whoopies themselves.

:03:22.:03:28.

Oh, they're perfect. The filling is now in its little packets. Lift

:03:28.:03:33.

that off. Where have they been? the freezer. How long? Until it is

:03:33.:03:38.

set. Idealy, if you can make these the day before they'll be really

:03:38.:03:45.

solid. But, to be hons, as long as they hold together. You have that

:03:45.:03:53.

little bit of squidge, which is a technical term. That would do a

:03:53.:03:58.

dinner party, because there's a fun element. Yes, and you can make them

:03:58.:04:02.

beforehand so you can have a few drinks with your guests and not

:04:02.:04:08.

worry. And pop these on a plate and let people dig in. Come round, Fay.

:04:09.:04:14.

Lovely. And a little icing sugar. There we go. That's gorgeous.

:04:14.:04:21.

of course you get that nice ice cream sandwich effect. Shall I just

:04:21.:04:31.
:04:31.:04:34.

cut one in half? I'm going to eat mine whole. Go for it. I'm going to

:04:34.:04:42.

have one of these ones, because I'm not on dairy. Now another chance to

:04:42.:04:50.

guess what year this all happened guess what year this all happened

:04:50.:04:55.

in Deja View. # This is the rhythm of the night

:04:55.:05:04.

# # This is the writium of my life. # The shop workers' union says some

:05:04.:05:11.

stores want to make Sunday shopping compulsory. Tim Smith is going to

:05:11.:05:18.

resign over a payments for questions row. Janye Torvill and

:05:18.:05:28.
:05:28.:05:34.

Christopher Dean have won the British Ice Dancing Championships.

:05:34.:05:44.
:05:44.:05:45.

Guess what, lieutenant Dan, they want to give me a... Madam, what

:05:45.:05:55.

did they do with lieutenant Dan? They sent him home.

:05:55.:06:02.

Two weeks later, I left Vietnam. The ceremony was kicked off with a

:06:02.:06:08.

candid speech by the President calling for further escalation of

:06:08.:06:17.

the war in Vietnam. Irbgts America owes you a debt -- America owes you

:06:17.:06:26.

a debt of gratitude, young man. Rhythm of the Night there, by

:06:26.:06:36.
:06:36.:06:37.

Corona. What was the year? I went '87, Simon went' 88 and you went?

:06:37.:06:45.

went 1994. That's a lot of years. Someone is way off. Torvill and

:06:45.:06:53.

Dean they weren't ice-skating in '94. Forrest Gump came out in '49,

:06:53.:06:59.

I'm pretty sure. I'm way out aren't I. Wayne, you're making our

:06:59.:07:04.

favourite cocktails today. Yes, I put out a request to find out what

:07:04.:07:10.

your favourite are. I've mixed up over 500 drinks over the past five-

:07:10.:07:16.

and-a-half years. That might be a world record and you've always

:07:16.:07:22.

sampled them. Yes. This is an apple Martini. So I have a nice version

:07:22.:07:27.

of it, my version for you, especially or Mother's Day.

:07:27.:07:32.

thanks, Wayne. I'm going to miss your cocktails. Shall we just hook

:07:32.:07:38.

up on a Sunday morning and have a drink? Why not. Have a cocktail and

:07:38.:07:47.

reminisce? So, the green apple liqueur, which a bite to it, and

:07:47.:07:56.

fresh, pressed apple juice. What sort of apple? Pink lady. It has a

:07:56.:08:04.

nice crisp sweetness. And a dash of vanilla syrup. So not too much

:08:04.:08:14.
:08:14.:08:20.

sweetness, but a balance of flavours. A good shake down.

:08:20.:08:26.

I've had a lot of requests for the elbow this morning.

:08:26.:08:32.

Yeah. It's cocktail caratia, as they say.

:08:32.:08:42.
:08:42.:08:44.

Wrong glass. What am I doing? Concentrate now. A nice, tall,

:08:44.:08:52.

elegant pretty glass for you, my dear. Thank you. And I'm going in.

:08:52.:09:00.

Do we need another glass now? I'll fix it. We are sharing.

:09:00.:09:07.

Oh, delicious. And for me? A whisky sour. First of all, caster sugar.

:09:07.:09:13.

If you're new to cocktails. Organic egg whites. I'd recommend this.

:09:13.:09:19.

want to get the sugar working with the egg white to get it fluffy and

:09:19.:09:23.

stabilised. It's the egg white which makes this drink. I don't

:09:23.:09:31.

know if I want to ruin my Martini taste with that one. So, a good

:09:31.:09:37.

gentleman's pour of burbon. And a little bit more, since you're a

:09:37.:09:47.

friend of mine. A double shot! lemon juice goes in, and a nice

:09:47.:09:52.

sour characteristic. And give it a good shake for the egg white.

:09:52.:09:56.

you were going out tonight for a drink, would you get this? If I was

:09:56.:10:01.

going out for a cocktail, yeah. When I go out with Wayne and Simon

:10:01.:10:07.

sometimes I always go for one of those. And for me, bitters splashed

:10:07.:10:12.

over the top to add length and dryness. And then pour over the

:10:12.:10:22.

lovely fluffed up drink and a wedge of lemon. That's a good whisky sour.

:10:22.:10:27.

That will set you up. Just beautiful. Is it nice. Try that.

:10:27.:10:33.

Thanks, wane, you can get all of his cocktail recipies by going on

:10:33.:10:39.

to the website. Isn't that great? It is lovely. I have to say, I like

:10:39.:10:46.

my Martini, but that is nice as well. Now, the tension in White

:10:47.:10:56.
:10:57.:11:16.

How long is it? Too long. Hello, Alan. Still doing the tash thing,

:11:16.:11:26.
:11:26.:11:34.

then? Hild snarks Oh, en route. Oh, en route. Coffee? Cheers. He's done

:11:34.:11:39.

all right, hasn't he. Honorary degrees, CBE. He invited me to a

:11:39.:11:49.
:11:49.:11:53.

party after the Palace. I was out of the country. Did you hear about

:11:53.:12:01.

the marriage? Orla wrote me. And you? Oh, I've run a lot of naggable

:12:01.:12:04.

men. I'll just get on with the cleaning.

:12:04.:12:14.
:12:14.:12:41.

Right. It just keeps picking at the What was it? Do they know? Heart

:12:41.:12:49.

failure. And you can see the next episode on

:12:49.:12:55.

Thursday night BBC Two and BBC HD at nine o'clock. Our gadget girl

:12:55.:13:02.

today is Lucy. You have some stuff for us? Yes, it's exciting. We have

:13:02.:13:10.

dogs in a moment but the new I pad 3. But it's not called the I pad 3,

:13:10.:13:18.

so what was the old one called? it's just called the I pad but it's

:13:18.:13:27.

I pad 3 in all but name. We have a better screen, 2,500 pixels. So

:13:27.:13:34.

four times the resolutions of the I pad two. It packs a million more

:13:34.:13:40.

pixels than your HDTV. So that's impressive. But different features

:13:40.:13:48.

show exactly how good the screen is. Pictures, if I zoom in, that's

:13:48.:13:52.

incredible. Sadly for the people at home, this is only as good as your

:13:52.:13:59.

TV is. But the picture is very, very sharp. You can see individual

:13:59.:14:04.

hairs and pore the on his face and scars. Before you want to be on

:14:04.:14:14.

this screen, you'd want to be airbrushed! Gaming looks good. It

:14:14.:14:19.

has A5X quad graphics. Everything is smooth and sharp and detailed

:14:19.:14:22.

from looking at images or text on the internet. The only thing I was

:14:22.:14:29.

saying to you before was I wish it had a mat screen on. Because with

:14:29.:14:35.

shiney screens, it's hard to see. Reflection is Ahamada Northing. You

:14:35.:14:41.

can counter balance that by turning the brightness up and down. It is a

:14:41.:14:50.

pit thicker because you get a lot more battery life. It has a camera

:14:50.:14:59.

in it, it's a good update. much? Ifrblgts �400. It's still the

:14:59.:15:05.

most famous rectangle in the world. And you can talk to it. Yes, it has

:15:05.:15:11.

a Dick taction feature as well. What next? A gorgeous little helper

:15:11.:15:21.
:15:21.:15:24.

for this. Hi, B. Who is this? First of all, I'm going to show off

:15:24.:15:29.

some personalised iPhone and I pad case. And some personalised

:15:29.:15:35.

chocolate. Now you've forgotten to get your mum something. I haven't

:15:35.:15:40.

forgotten, my mum has the present of mentioning her on television.

:15:40.:15:46.

We've lost the dogs now. You can give her that chocolate.

:15:46.:15:52.

Come on. Here we go. In comes. Ziggy. On the Sofia for the first

:15:52.:15:58.

time, come on. It's live TV. Of course they're not

:15:58.:16:03.

going to do what you want. The phones go for �18 and the chocolate

:16:03.:16:10.

�5 and a load of sizes. I am listening. I don't think Ziggy

:16:10.:16:16.

cares about the chocolate. Now, the dogs will make sense. First up, we

:16:16.:16:22.

have the Go Dog Go. And automatic fetch machine. A great device if

:16:22.:16:28.

you're a little bit lazy and you get to the point where you're tired

:16:28.:16:33.

and the dog doesn't want to give up. We have some footage of it in

:16:33.:16:39.

action. And you can train your dog to put the ball s back into the

:16:39.:16:45.

machine, so you don't have to do a thing and you can control it via

:16:45.:16:52.

remote control. What do you think? Bea? Would you use it or do you

:16:52.:17:00.

prefer to fetch yourself? I would use it, because I don't throw that

:17:00.:17:06.

far. So that machine would be perfect for you, wouldn't it.

:17:06.:17:16.
:17:16.:17:17.

get Ziggy to go and get one. Go! And return! Yeah, good luck with

:17:17.:17:25.

that! He's run straight out of the studio.

:17:25.:17:31.

Is that why you're holding on to Buzz? No, she's just shaking.

:17:31.:17:38.

you think she's nervous being on TV. Finally we have the Eyenimal camera.

:17:38.:17:45.

It's a video camera you can put on your dog or cat's collar and see

:17:45.:17:52.

what they get up to all day. You get two-and-a-half hours of footage

:17:52.:17:57.

on it. We sent Buzz out earlier with it on. And there he is running

:17:57.:18:04.

around. And I think, we can have a look at what we actually saw from

:18:04.:18:11.

his camera. That is what we saw. Oh, wow.

:18:11.:18:17.

That's headache inducing! How. That's interesting. It's quite fast.

:18:17.:18:26.

How much is that? This is �856789 and the Go Dog Go is �125. Thank

:18:26.:18:36.
:18:36.:18:37.

you, Bea, Buzz and thank you Ziggy. 16 candidates beginning their quest

:18:37.:18:44.

to win a business partnership worth �250,000 with Lord Sugar in the new

:18:44.:18:51.

series of The Apprentice. Freshly-printed patriotic bears.

:18:51.:18:58.

Looking good. I like it. And bags, waiting for red buses. I've ruined

:18:58.:19:08.
:19:08.:19:21.

it. Not enough paint that time. Put it in. Tell the tourist.

:19:21.:19:26.

printing of the bags has been difficult. It's not a machine. We

:19:26.:19:31.

are doing it by hand so the quality is difficult. That's of concern,

:19:31.:19:38.

are we going to sell at full price. Just �6. Your favourite animals.

:19:38.:19:44.

keep spotting a family and then she runs up and does it. No, that's not

:19:44.:19:50.

fair. We need to take turns. She is talking to kids that don't have

:19:50.:20:00.

money on them. You've had your turn. That was an amazing chance.

:20:00.:20:05.

they were kids. They don't have any money. We decided to take turns,

:20:05.:20:12.

but she was diving in there and taking over other people's sales.

:20:12.:20:17.

The new series of The Apprentice kicks off on Wednesday night.

:20:17.:20:23.

I'm joined in the kitchen by Mr Will Young. And what was I just

:20:23.:20:30.

saying. He was just saying...This Is our defining moment in the

:20:30.:20:37.

kitchen. You told me you were going to learn to cook. I lied. I've been

:20:37.:20:41.

doing that for two years. This is going to be the ultimate Something

:20:41.:20:46.

going to be the ultimate Something For The Weekend pie.

:20:46.:20:55.

It's all the flavours we like. Pies are always popular. We have lard,

:20:55.:21:04.

flour, cheese, eggs, minced pork, rosemary, duck, rabbit, chorizo and

:21:05.:21:14.
:21:15.:21:17.

venison. There's a lot going on. is a real ...A Meaty, hearty

:21:17.:21:24.

raaargh, pie. Yes. Will, we have flour in there, the melted lard and

:21:24.:21:31.

tip it in. Start cutting it with a knife. No, the little knife. If you

:21:31.:21:38.

work across it. And it will start coming together. Like that? That's

:21:38.:21:43.

it. Cutting in it's called. And why am I doing this? Well, you could

:21:44.:21:52.

put your hand in but it's very hot at the moment. And salt in there.

:21:52.:21:58.

Ones it cools you can start putting your hands in. So you've learnt a

:21:58.:22:05.

new phrase. Cutting in. Yes. Go for it. What you're looking for is a

:22:05.:22:11.

claw action. So wide-open hands and pressing it in. So it's that kind

:22:11.:22:16.

of anxious. It's quite theraputic. It is very theraputic. You're

:22:16.:22:23.

loving to now. You're living it now. Well, almost! And you can start

:22:23.:22:28.

pressing to more to really bring it together. We've got to talk dogs

:22:28.:22:34.

because Will has just got a new dog. New-of-issue. She's six months now.

:22:34.:22:42.

I told her I loved her the other day and she poo-ed on the floor.

:22:42.:22:52.
:22:52.:22:52.

Which is what dogs do. Yes, I like her. She makes my

:22:52.:23:02.
:23:02.:23:04.

life... Keep working that together. What you're look for is really

:23:04.:23:10.

getting in. It's quite a nice feeling. It's warm and friendly.

:23:10.:23:17.

smells nice. It does. So that's the pastry done. We've lined, we've

:23:17.:23:23.

done a massive one, you can do smaller ones. So line a dish.

:23:23.:23:29.

That's stage one. I've got mucky hands. Over there. With the

:23:29.:23:33.

exception of these two ingredients simply park all of those into there

:23:33.:23:41.

with the spices. Everything? Go for an e-mail. This is from Amy. She

:23:41.:23:45.

says Will, my friend and I were arguing about the best song that

:23:45.:23:52.

you've ever done. But what is your favourite? Oh, I would say Jealousy

:23:52.:23:57.

is my favourite at the moment. Which is my first single of this

:23:57.:24:04.

album. And when when is your best video? Friday's child when I learnt

:24:04.:24:10.

to swim and I painted my front. Each video has such a theme, will

:24:10.:24:15.

you carry on with that? Yes, I will. Morris dangers. We're coming back

:24:15.:24:22.

to that again. Let's try out some lessons and see if it works. And do

:24:22.:24:27.

you have a big input into your videos, since you are a control

:24:27.:24:33.

freak! In a nice way! We're painting this image of you.

:24:33.:24:37.

Yeah, a dictator and a control freak. I wouldn't say control freak

:24:38.:24:44.

but I do have an input. It's a team effort. I just like showing off.

:24:44.:24:48.

Earlier on, when I knew you were coming on, I was saying do you

:24:48.:24:52.

think that the whole X Factor sort of thing can carry on and keep on

:24:52.:24:57.

going and producing stars, or will it have a cut off moment? I don't

:24:57.:25:04.

know. It's a funny one. I think the format will evolve and change.

:25:04.:25:08.

Talent shows are always going to be around. I think what you make of it

:25:08.:25:13.

after the show is so dependant on the person. That's the crucial

:25:13.:25:17.

bifplt you have to grab the moment or take your time and do what is

:25:17.:25:22.

right for you? I think so, otherwise you'd be so disappointed.

:25:23.:25:28.

Because I remember thinking I would be so disappointed if it went wrong

:25:28.:25:33.

and I didn't do what I wanted in my heart. Because you went away for a

:25:33.:25:39.

while and came back with this image. It's a start, isn't it? If you

:25:39.:25:46.

thought it would be the ultimate, then it might be difficult, but for

:25:46.:25:53.

you it was a stepping stone. half of what it is doing a creative

:25:53.:25:58.

job is you're just evolving. I've been doing it ten years, but I feel

:25:58.:26:02.

as though I'm just learning to sing and the dancing. I haven't done a

:26:02.:26:08.

video like that before. So it just carries on going. So I'll do it for

:26:08.:26:15.

as long as possible. Is that enough? Yes, I've med a kind of

:26:15.:26:24.

Scotch egg. So we've wrapped the mince around the hard-boiled egg.

:26:24.:26:32.

And I'll check it in. Just pack around those eggs. So when we cut

:26:32.:26:41.

it in - it's a real hunter-gath ever pie. We've caught the --

:26:41.:26:45.

hunter gatherer pie. We've caught the rabbit and the duck and the

:26:45.:26:50.

venison and now we're making a pie from the spoils of the day. So put

:26:50.:26:57.

the lid on and bake it for an hour- and-a-half. And we end up with....A

:26:57.:27:07.

Pie. What is your favourite stkphish Spaghetti bolognese. It's

:27:07.:27:13.

the only thing I can cook. I can do pork chops because you just put

:27:13.:27:22.

them in the oven. Now you can do a pie. Look at that! You can make

:27:22.:27:28.

this pie before going the ballet. I'm going to make it for Rosemary.

:27:28.:27:35.

And with it you have to have the big old manly gherkins. And these

:27:35.:27:43.

are pickled walnuts. Pickled walnuts! Go for it. Maybe a little

:27:43.:27:51.

bit. Your final act of defiance. Will, do you want a pickled walnut?

:27:51.:27:57.

Not really. But I'll give it a go. Not really. But I'll give it a go.

:27:57.:28:05.

Over to Tim. Yeah, Deja View, when Torvill and

:28:05.:28:12.

Dean scooped the British Ice Dancing Championships was 19946789

:28:12.:28:18.

-- 1994. So I was only seven years out and

:28:18.:28:26.

you were only six years out. Wayne got it. Well done. Wayne, you were

:28:27.:28:35.

confident about that '94. Some e- mails. Fay, will you be doing an

:28:35.:28:38.

accompanying cookery TV show? know. Maybe, chatting to lots of

:28:38.:28:43.

people about things. Do you want to do one? I think if I'm going to do

:28:43.:28:48.

it, it has to be the right thing. I'm not pretending to be the expert

:28:48.:28:53.

I'm just passing things on and hope it's helpful. Maybe in that version

:28:53.:28:58.

I'll do it. There's lots of things I want to do. I want to open a shoe

:28:58.:29:03.

shop. Do you? Not really. But there's just lots of stuff I want

:29:03.:29:09.

to do. I want to open a shoe shop. Are you touring? I'm doing some

:29:09.:29:14.

summer dates and I can't remember where or when they are. That's

:29:14.:29:24.
:29:24.:29:25.

awful, isn't it. I'm doing Kew Gardens and I'm singing in the

:29:25.:29:32.

forest for the Forestry Commission. Are people invited? Dancing on your

:29:32.:29:37.

own. In a pair of tights! That's it, sadly. The last-ever Something For

:29:37.:29:43.

The Weekend. Thanks to Fay and Will. That's it from us today. I think I

:29:43.:29:47.

should say something poingnant, but I don't have anything. Apart from

:29:47.:29:53.

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