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Two inscrutable judges, three formidable challenges, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
four charitable celebrities and the icing on the cake... | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
we've also got icing - on cakes. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
Welcome to The Great Sport Relief Bake Off. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-WHIRRING -Oh, my God. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
-16 Great British celebrities... -Phew! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
..from sport, comedy, entertainment and politics... | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
A lot of blue in your recipe, Sam. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
..brave the Bake Off tent. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
The most I've concentrated since GCSE maths. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Fighting to raise money for Sport Relief. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Hopefully, our bakers will inspire people at home to have a go. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
This time... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
I think this has died. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
..a footballing star | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
and a journalism legend | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
take on not one but two pop music sensations... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Oh, no. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
-..squaring up for three tough challenges... -The pressure. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
-..all hoping to stun judges Mary and Paul. -Paul has a beard, doesn't he? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
I know they're not bakers, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
but I'm still going to judge them as if they were. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
And Clare Balding is in Kenya, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
finding out about the impact Sport Relief is making there. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
So who will clinch the Sport Relief Star Baker apron? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
Get out of the tent! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Today's fresh Sport Relief bakers are... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
..BBC World Affairs Editor John Simpson. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
In the past, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
I have slept all through quite a heavy artillery bombardment. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:47 | |
-GUNSHOTS -They're firing pretty close to here. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
And last night, I was up at three o'clock. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Former England midfielder | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
and current football pundit Jermaine Jenas. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
It's the worst game of football I've watched all year. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
But does he know the score when it comes to baking? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I'm not allergic to being in the kitchen, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
but Paul can be quite tough with his comments. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
But looking forward to seeing Mary, definitely. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
I mean, she's a legend in her own right. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Ex-Spice Girl Geri Horner. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
# Get your act together We could be just fine... # | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
..hoping she can bake what the judges want, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
what they really, really want. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
# So tell me what you want What you really, really want... # | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
I don't think Mary or Paul are going to say, "Mmm." | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
I'm just hoping they don't go, "Eurgh!" | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
And taking Geri on in the battle of the '90s pop stars, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
singer Louise Redknapp. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
# ..make me feel naked | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
# Undressing me with your eyes... # | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
I don't think I've baked a cake since I was about 14. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
All I'm looking for is that it's edible. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
It's like before a big match, huh? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I'm standing like this, like I'm ready to sing the anthem. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-Is this more scary? -Way more. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Hello, bakers, welcome to The Great Sport Relief Bake Off. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
We kick off, as always, with the Signature Challenge, and today, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Mary and Paul would like you to make for us savoury free-form tarts. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:11 | |
Now, by "free-form", we do not mean we want interpretive dance | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
as you bake - it just means no tins. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
You have two hours so, for the first time, on your marks, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
get set, bake for Sport Relief. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
-Panic stations already. -It's scary getting started. -Yeah. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
The celebrity bakers must make a family sized tart using any | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
type of pastry or dough - except for the shop-bought variety. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
I haven't cooked pastry since I was about, I don't know, nine. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
One teaspoon. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
God knows what the outcome will be. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Overall on the savoury tart challenge, | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
the bases must be nice and crispy, well baked, no soggy bottoms. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
The top must be full of flavour. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
This is the Signature Challenge and it will show us | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
whether they can bake or whether they cannot bake. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I'm trying to get my pastry out of the way pretty sharp, because it | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
needs to chill and it's the element that I am most worried about. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Bosh. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Jermaine is making a speedy shortcrust base. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
That way? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
-CLUNK -Oh. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
But Louise and Geri have both chosen flaky pastry, which relies | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
on keeping pieces of butter intact to form layers in the oven. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
I've been told the trick is that you mustn't let the butter get too hot. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
It's so cold. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Also, not to put it in the food processor - | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
something to do with the gluten, | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
the way it reacts. I didn't know that. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
I think that might be all right. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
It says, in Pashto - so somebody tells me - | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
that it's saffron, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
special produce of Afghanistan, and I got it two or three days ago. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:58 | |
I've no idea how much to put in. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
John is using his exotic ingredients to liven up a yeasted dough. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
There. That's rather encouraging now. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Invented with his nine-year-old son Rafe in mind, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
John's topping his saffron dough with tomato sauce, bacon, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
salami, courgettes, pine nuts, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
pesto, cheese and chilli. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
So, John, when you've done all that, what are you going to do? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Then I'm going to stick it, uh, in the oven... | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
-No, I'm not, I'm going to let it kind of snooze for a bit. -Prove. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
-Prove. -I like "snooze", it's good. Yes, let it snooze, yes, go on. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Then I'm going to put all this rubbish on top. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
Be honest - would you rather be dodging grenade launchers right now? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
500 times, yes. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Bosh, get in there. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-Have you already done your pastry? -Done, Lou. Pastry is done, mate. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Oh, no, how have you done that? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
-Don't know how it's going to come out, though. -I'm still grating. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
I don't know how it will come out, we'll see. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
You'll be done in ten minutes. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
-What are you going to do? -I've got stuff to do, mate. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
While Louise and Geri are perfecting their pastry, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Jermaine's already working on spicing things up in the tent. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
This is a marinade for the jerk chicken - it's the hot stuff. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Whoa, don't need that in there. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Minus the blade, Jermaine's making a jerk chicken galette, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
garnished with spinach and garden peas. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
My mum used to make this for me, my aunties, | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
I used to go round to their house when I was younger | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
and Caribbean food was massive within my family. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Tell us about the actual marinade. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Well, it's a mixture of some nutmeg, some cinnamon, chilli powder | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
and some allspice to give it | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
that Caribbean twist, you know? Then put them together. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-You know what you're doing today, don't you? -Seems to. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
So, normally, by now, it's sticking together. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
But today, it's not sticking together. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Oh, to be a good baker. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Know what you're doing. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
If she can get it together, | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Louise's tart will be a tribute to her summer holidays in Majorca. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
She's using spinach, tomatoes and goats' cheese | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
to top a flaky pastry square. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Are you going to roll it and fold it in layers a bit? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
No, I was just going to roll it | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
and then I was going to blind cook it, so my mum said. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-Are you going to fold it at all? No? -I was just going to roll it out... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
(I think they think you should fold it.) | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
You know when we say things like that? It's a hint. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-What we're actually saying is... -So what do you mean? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Fold it and then roll it out? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Put a bit of weight in there. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
And then if you just push those edges in. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-It is starting to look a bit like Ireland now. -Fold to the middle. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
-Well done. -Then that way. -Like an expert. -And roll again? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Go on, then. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
-You guys... -I think we've said enough now, Mary. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-No. Please don't leave me. -No, I think we've done enough. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-That's more than enough. -I'm sweating. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Hello, Geri. -Hi. -Now, tell us all about your tart. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
I'm calling it Geri's Happy Mess | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
and I've just picked ingredients that are very simple, that I like. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Like Louise, Geri is also going for Mediterranean flavours. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
She's using roasted peppers and olives, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
which are favourites of her Spanish mama. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
There are two pounds here - is this bribery money for Paul? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Well, the pound coin is to remind me about thickness. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
And so go for that. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Oh. -I don't think I can bribe you, can I? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Well, it's certainly going to take more than two quid. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
The pressure! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Oh, God. It's enormous. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
It's half time and with just one hour to go, once chilled or proved, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
the bases should be spread large enough to feed a family. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
The good thing is, I've got two to try and roll out. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
I mean, it's a bit lumpy, but what can you do? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Apparently, this is to let air out. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Geri and Louise are blind baking their pastries to avoid | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
the dreaded soggy bottoms. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
OK. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
You're in the laps of the gods when it comes to pastry, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
if you're not a regular baker. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
But even pastry helped by the hand of God will fall foul | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
of the judges without a tasty combination of toppings. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
-Can you open this, please? -Yes, yes. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-Thank you. How is it going, all right? -No. How are you...? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
I don't know, I suddenly just forgot that it needs to go in the oven. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
So now I'm going to pour all the gunk in. Argh. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Part of me wants to put a load of the sauce on, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
because it's a lovely sauce, but you have to be careful, | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
because it can basically make your pastry soaking wet. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Give it a good old layer of... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
I happen to loathe tomatoes. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Is it meant to look like that? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Looks all right to me. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
This is just a sort of topping made up of little bits of... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Well, everything that I could find, really. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
There's chilli in there. There's nothing I've left out, is there? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Ner, ner, ner, ner. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
I'm doing an egg glaze, which just makes a really nice finish. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:56 | |
30 minutes left, bakers, 30 minutes. Half an hour to go. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Fingers crossed on that one. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Jerk chicken galette on the way. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
There we go. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Well, we'll see what emerges. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
God alone knows. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
I'm making two tarts. I don't know what one... | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
What one's going to be any good. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Have you ever wanted to throw goat's cheese at someone really badly? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
-Cos this moment is it. -You all right, Lou? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
OK. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
And breathe. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
-All right, Jermaine. -How are you, man? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Now, I'm not supposed to show any favouritism, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
but your jerk chicken is the one I'm looking forward to most. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Until I saw these peas. What is the plan for those? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
It's going to be hot | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
and I was just taking Mary Berry into consideration with | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
a bit of lime, a bit of peas, just cool it down a little bit, you know? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I'll spend the first five minutes picking peas out | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
of any dish that peas are in. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, you have 15 minutes to go. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
15 minutes left, bakers. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
I think it's starting to tan. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
I have no idea what's happening in there. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
BBC cutbacks. No chairs in this Bake Off tent. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
-We sit on the floor. -Yeah. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
-Do you bake much at home? -No, never. -Never? -Ever. -This is just... | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
I don't go in the kitchen for more than about half an hour. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
And even then just to find the wine. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Yeah, normally. The gin and tonic. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
I'm just going to put it on like that for a bit. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
My vegetables look like they're burning | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
and the pastry looks too soft. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Which is worse - undercooked or overcooked? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
I'm rocking. I'm doing that pasting thing... | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Pacing. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
No, aw, I just want it to be edible. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
What will happen to me, anything? Do I get banished from the tent? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
"Get out of the tent!" | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Can anybody tell me how long I've got? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Are you just going to start playing the music and then I'm finished? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Right. That one... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Patience. Patience, patience. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
It's kind of leaking a bit, but... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Well...I've seen worse. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
That's... That a lot of food. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
Looks tasty, though. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
I'm going to go with this one. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
And I'm just wondering if I can just take a couple of bits off this one. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
One minute to go, bakers. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
You have one minute left. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Take the burnt bits off. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Ta-da! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Bakers, time is up. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
That is time up. You are out of time. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Please leave your free-form tarts | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
at the end of the counter and step away. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Overall, it looks, um... | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-MARY COUGHS -..artistic. -Ha-ha! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
I think what you've got is the focaccia in a tray. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
We wanted it free-form. Technically, that's not free-form. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
-Oh? -So it's been formed by the tray. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
But we asked you for family size and you've certainly done a family size. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
-Well, I've... -For a very hungry family! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
A family of about 12, yes, yes. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
I think one of the problems is the dough is quite raw. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
Oh, look, yes, it... That's horrible. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I think the saffron has given it a lovely colour. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
That's like saying how beautiful that baby's hands are, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-isn't it? Um... -ED LAUGHS | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
OTHERS LAUGH | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
The saffron's quite potent. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
-I put it... -And you've got chilli on there as well? -Yeah, chilli. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! ED AND PAUL LAUGH | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
I really like the outside. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
It just, to me, needed a sort of | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
shine or a glaze. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-It's crispy enough. This was a shortcrust, wasn't it? -Yeah. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
It's certainly family size. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
It looks OK underneath. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
It feels like a good pastry. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
You've really got a good flavour there. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
It's not too hot. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
The pastry has a lovely texture. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
I know what you're trying to go for on the jerk chicken. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
-The problem is with it - it's too dry. -Yeah. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Cos the pastry...is dry. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
But I think it's something we've never had before | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
and it just needs a bit more moisture. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
You've got a nice lot of filling. You're lucky it didn't fall off. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
-It really needed a little bit of an edge to it. -Yeah. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Perfect for a very small family... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
-LOUISE LAUGHS -..that aren't too hungry. -Yeah! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Um, I think we should cut into it. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
I can feel, as I'm cutting it, it's crispy. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
-No, it is definitely baked. It's got a strong colour underneath. -Oh, OK. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
OK... | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
I love your choice of topping. All the things that we all enjoy, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
and it does make me think of summer. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
The pastry itself's flaky. The flavours are good on the top. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I just think, for me, it was too small. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-Just a bit small! -Are you not just a little bit greedy? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Possibly! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
As you look at that, that looks fantastic. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-Really?! -Yes. The way that you brushed it has highlighted it, | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
given it a gorgeous colour. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
I'm going to be particularly nasty | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
and take it straight down the middle. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-Look at that. -It's got a lovely colour underneath. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Geri... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-that is beautiful. -Really? -Mmm! -It's flaky pastry. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
-GERI LAUGHS -It looks amazing. It tastes good. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
And, for once in a few years of Sports Relief, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
I cannot complain about it. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
-You're joking?! -No. -I'm in for a second slice. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Really?! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
I was gobsmacked! I was absolutely gobsmacked! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
'My tart was rubbish!' | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
And it would've been a bit ludicrous if they'd said, | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
"Oh, yes, it's really nice, well done," you know. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
'Yeah, I find singing in front of people | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
'was a lot easier than baking,' | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
when you've got Mary and Paul coming to judge you. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Well, with the technical, I'll just make sure | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
I read the ingredients thoroughly, take my time, | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
and, hopefully, I know what to do. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
All right, then, bakers, it's now time for the Technical Challenge. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
And this one is one of Mary's. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
So, Mary, do you have any last-minute words of advice? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
It will take longer to bake than you think it will. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Sage words. Right, we're going to be judging this blind, so, er, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-off the two of you pop. -Good luck. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
They're gone! Let's talk about them! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
Right, our Technical Challenge today - | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
you'll all be working off the same recipe | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
and it is a chocolate tray bake. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
However, this being Sport Relief, we're going | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
to balance out the gluttonous chocolate with healthy beetroot! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
You have one hour and 45 minutes to prepare this, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
so on your marks, get set, | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
bake for Sport Relief. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
It doesn't tell you how long to cook it. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
-JOHN LAUGHS LOUISE: -Doesn't it? -You guess! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Listen, I'm still... | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
I'm still confused whether you grease the paper or the tin! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
-JOHN: -I'm so glad you asked that. These instructions are fascinating. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
They're clearly written by the kind of people that write | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
the instructions to Japanese electrical devices. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
Caster sugar. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
-GERI: -You know, for me, this is a challenge | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
to see if I can follow instructions | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
and interpret them, like, to the letter, so... | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Cos, like, my concentration is always a little bit... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
OK, "Three tablespoons of white wine vinegar." | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
So, Mary, why have you chosen these chocolate and beetroot tray bakes? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:03 | |
It's a fairly easy chocolate cake and we've added beetroot to it. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
So the mixture is quite runny. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
That means it's going to take a lot longer to cook | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
and we haven't actually told them how long to bake it for. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Hang on a minute! You're always telling me | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
how cruel I am taking things out of a Technical Challenge. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
That's a pretty basic thing that you've taken out there. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
Right, less talk, more eat. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-Let's see if we can try this beetroot. -Good! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
-I love cream cheese frosting. -So do I. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
That cake is baked to perfection. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
And, if they start messing around at the beginning, | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
rather than just cracking on with it, they'll run out of time. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
"Pulse the beetroot in the food processor." Let's get going, man. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
For this first step, the bakers have been given ready-cooked beetroot, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
so it should be a simple enough start. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
-LID THUDS -Oops! Oh... | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
As long as the bakers can recognise the cooked beetroot from the raw. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
God! "Pulse the beetroot in a food processor." | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
I've got... Surely that's right. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Surely I've got to put that in there. No? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
OK, I'll bung a couple in. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
How do you cook beetroot? Put it in the oven? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-SHE GASPS -Oh... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
So, I've just realised that, in the beetroot heart, it's raw beetroot. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
So, obviously, in the 250g, it's cooked beetroot. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
That was about to be disastrous. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
OK, pulse - here we go. Watch out for your hats. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:42 | |
Oh? It doesn't seem to be... Perhaps it's not plugged in. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:47 | |
No, it is. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Anyone got any idea what textures they're supposed to be? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
That's not a puree, is it? That's definitely not a puree. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
-I think it's buttermilk. -HE SNIFFS | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
"Add the buttermilk to the pureed beetroot and mix to combine." | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
I've no idea how long.... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
-PROCESSOR STARTS -..so we just instinctively... | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Oh, I was meant to add the buttermilk after. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Oh, well, too late now. Too late now! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
"Measure all the dry ingredients, except the baking powder, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
"and mix them together." Right. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
Good Lord, that's 250 exactly. All right... | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Traditionally in cake baking, white sugar is often | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
treated as a wet ingredient and added with the liquids. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Oh, no, I've messed up already, I think. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Well, first, it says, "Measure out all the dry ingredients, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
"except the baking powder, and mix them together," | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
so dry ingredients is the cocoa, sugar's a dry ingredient, | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
and so is obviously the flour. But in the next step, it says, | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
"In the stand mixer, beat the butter and sugar together." | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
So where's the sugar? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
I don't know how you soften butter. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Maybe with your fingers... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Well, that's certainly soft-ER. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Well, I know that sugar's not a dry ingredient any more, yeah? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
It went to the official adjudicator and they corrected it and, er... | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
-And have you had to start again? -Yeah. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
-We'll get there! -Yeah. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Er, "Mix them together in a stand mixer," | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
which I suppose is this thing. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
It doesn't say it's a stand mixer, but it's standing and it's a mixer. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
"Gradually beat in the eggs, followed by half the dry mix | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
"and half the beetroot mix." | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
The bakers need to fully combine all the ingredients, | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
but over-mixing will knock the air out and result in a dense cake. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:58 | |
Well, I'd like to impress Mary with a good bake, so... | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
fingers crossed. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
Oh, look! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Look at me! I look like there's been a murder! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
"A little water clears us of this deed." | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
Macbeth. Actually, Lady Macbeth, I think. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
I bet she was a good cook. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
OK, bakers, we have one hour to go! There's an hour left! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Now, remember, Mary said it'll take longer to bake than you think, | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
so you might want to think about | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
getting it in the oven as soon as you can. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-JERMAINE: -You can tell I'm a bit of a perfectionist, can't you? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
-JOHN: -Ugh! God, that's disgusting! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Look at this! Ugh! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I've seen nicer-looking lava coming down the hill at me. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
Ugh-ah! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
With no baking time given, | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
it's down to the novice bakers to work out when the cake is ready. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
Well, I'm going to see - has anybody else got theirs in? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
Oh, and don't bang! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
Don't bang the door, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
cos, apparently, that can make it go flat. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Well, it's in there. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
I mean, I might just set it for half an hour, | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
25 minutes, half hour, and just see. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
It's in. Got to move on with the next thing. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Which is... | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
..icing. Right, let's go. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
"Beat the cream cheese and the butter." OK. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
So which one's the cream cheese? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Oh... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-All right. -You're going to have to be my taster. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
What do you think? I've no idea how this kind of icing is meant to be. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
-Is it meant to be thicker? -I think it's supposed to be | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
a little bit smoother, would be the only pointer I would give. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-Yeah, it's a bit lumpy, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Oh, God! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
-Is yours lumpy, Jermaine? -Yeah. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
I'm trying to get it out! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Just take all your frustration out on that! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
"It's never going to not be lumpy enough! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
-"It's never going to not be lumpy enough!" -Oh, quick! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
If I have a jog on the spot! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
-It's looking like it's coming along nicely. -Yeah, it's my first cake. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Are we happy that we know, er... We know how to check | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-its readiness? -Sh, that's our secret. Don't let anyone see that. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
-Oh, no-one else has got one? -No, no. -So you brought that in yourself? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Yeah, yeah, it's my own personal cake checker. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
No, it's not done. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
I think it's still a bit liquid. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
-Maybe... -Maybe just give it a little longer, eh? -Yeah. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
I reckon... | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
-Right... -How long's it been in? -25. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
So reset. I'm going to give it five, then check it again. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Oh... | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
As well as a cake that's not raw, | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Mary and Paul would like each piece decorated | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
with a thin slice of beetroot that's heart-shaped and candied. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
"Boil the water and sugar and add the beetroot hearts | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
"and simmer until the hearts are soft and translucent." | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
200g caster sugar and 200ml of water. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:11 | |
What's a millilitre when it's at home? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I'm kind of pounds, shillings and pence. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Get out! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
OK and I've got two more to get. Ten... | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
There's a fine knack to candying the beetroot. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Over-boiling could mean bleeding hearts, | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
while stirring will cause crystallisation and hardheartedness! | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
-GERI: -..11, 12. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
-You've just discovered your cutter? -Yes. -Your love heart cutter? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
Ah, yeah, you've gone for beetroot Pac-Man? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
-Well, they're hearts! -Yeah. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
They're also quite, er, quite thick. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
-I'm sure they'll say... -Do you think it's too late to give it another go? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
Well, I've used up all the beetroot. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
-The two beetroots. -Yeah, but look, you've still got some here, look | 0:27:52 | 0:27:56 | |
-Yeah, but... -And it's wafer thin. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
-Oh, I see! -What do you think? -I could have a bash at it, couldn't I? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Not translucent yet, them, are they? | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
I think I'll have to ramp them up for the last bit. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
Bakers, you have 15 minutes to go. 15 minutes left. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
Oh, she's going tea towel instead of oven glove! | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
THEY LAUGH Your rookie mistake! | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
-Tea towel instead of oven glove. -Oh, don't! | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
I can't even think straight! I don't know what... | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
I've just done a little test. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
I might just do one more, because, where I tested it... | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
-What's the score, Jermaine? -I think I'm going to take it out. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
-It's starting to brown... -Yeah. -..quite considerably. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
I reckon it's got to cool as well before I put... | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
-Yeah, before you put icing on? -If I chuck that on... -It'll melt into it. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
Oh, I don't know. And the stuff's so gunky! | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
No, this is not going to work, is it? Er... Ah! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:54 | |
"Pour the mixture into the cake... until the cake... | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
"Into the tin... Leave it to cool." | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
Oh, I see, yes. Oh, well. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
I'm not too bad at being parachuted into a place | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
and finding out what's happened and turning out | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
a really good two minutes 45 on the news that night, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
but possibly, making cake's not my...huge...forte. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:23 | |
Come on, J! | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
Oh! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:32 | |
Oh, no. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:35 | |
I've just done it too quick, haven't I? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
Hey-ya! | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
Right, so...wait for a bit before we ice. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:56 | |
"Spread icing onto the cake." Right, let's go for it. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
Do you know, all I know is my husband will be watching this, | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
just going, "See? Useless! Useless in the kitchen!" | 0:30:08 | 0:30:13 | |
Oh, dear! What the frig's happened over here? | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
Oh, no! I've messed up me bloody hearts. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
-Up! -Hey! -It's like that scene in ER, where they move them off the... | 0:30:18 | 0:30:23 | |
onto the gurney, onto the bed! JOHN LAUGHS | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
-And three! -Except I think this one's died! -Yeah. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
-I think... -Do you think, if I spread it across, it would do it? | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
I think, if I got the defibrillator... | 0:30:32 | 0:30:33 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
How many bits are you meant to do? 12? | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
So, four... | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
It's all about maths, I think, sometimes. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
6, 12, 18, 24. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
That's not enough. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:53 | |
No, no, no, no, what am I doing? It's a third. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
SHE SIGHS LOUDLY | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
God! | 0:31:00 | 0:31:01 | |
I think that... | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
-That sounds burned to me! -Are they...are they...? | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
-Are they slightly overdone? -I think so. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
John's are more sort of like boiled slices of beetroot, | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
whereas yours are like... are more fried. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
One minute, bakers! One minute to go! You have one minute left! | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
I'm actually embarrassed! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
Oh, this is awful! Do you want to swap? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
-Dare ya! -SHE GIGGLES | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
Time is up. Bakers, your time is now up. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:44 | |
Please bring your bakes forward | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
and place them with the corresponding photograph. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
'Four chocolate and beetroot tray bakes have crossed the finish line.' | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
Right, shall we start with these, Mary? | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
All different sizes. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:02 | |
Obviously, the beetroot's bled into the icing as well, hasn't it? | 0:32:02 | 0:32:06 | |
It looks baked, actually. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
-There's quite a few lumps of beetroot in here. -Yeah. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
It's a good flavour, it is cooked. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
The problem is they're all different sizes. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Uniformity is what it's all about. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
Right, moving onto these, Mary. Pretty much the same size? | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
Appearance-wise, they look pretty good. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
The cream cheese is beautifully flavoured. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
-I think they're very good. -The texture's quite light, | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
-which is good... -Mmm. -..so you've got a nice rise from it. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
OK, moving on to number three. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
They're quite uniform. The sponge looks OK. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
The icing tastes good. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
The actual decoration has crystallised, | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
but at least it's not bleeding all over the place. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
The flavour's there. But again, the texture's not there, | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
because of the way that it's been blended together. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
Right, moving on to the last one. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
We've got some rather strange hearts, with a little nip in them, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
-some of them. -They look like butterflies. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
They have been iced while the cake was a little bit warm, | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
so it's begun to run a bit. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
And they're also different sizes. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
The flavour's OK. The flavour's not bad at all. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
It's very dense, the cake, and that's because | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
it's literally been beaten to death, | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
-so it's lost its height. -SOME LAUGHTER | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
-But... -You didn't mean that as a compliment, did you? -No. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
-Beaten to death isn't a good thing for a cake? -No, it's not. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
But the flavour's OK and it is baked, which is a good thing. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:39 | |
'Mary and Paul must rank the bakes from last place to pole position.' | 0:33:39 | 0:33:44 | |
OK, in fourth place is... | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
this one. Whose is this? | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
John. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
-Did you put the icing on when it was hot? -Yeah. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
-OK. -I didn't know... I didn't know you weren't supposed to. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
They're edible. Perfectly edible. The uniformity is a problem. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
And in third place... | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
-Mine. -..Louise. The icing is a little bit haphazard and | 0:34:04 | 0:34:09 | |
we've got quite a bit of bleeding | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
-from the hearts. -Yes. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
In second place is this one. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
Whose is this? | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
Well done. I mean, these are much better. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
Nice uniformity. It needed to be lighter. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
And in first place is this one. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
-JOHN AND JERMAINE: Yay! -That's mine. -Well done, Geri. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
Aw, thank you! Wow! | 0:34:29 | 0:34:30 | |
Geri, we had even slices, beautifully baked | 0:34:30 | 0:34:34 | |
and the hearts have not bled. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
I think my biggest competition is Jermaine. 100%! | 0:34:37 | 0:34:41 | |
Cos he's Mr Precision.' | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
I think my chances of winning it are still good. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
It's just, like, it's all depending on the Showstopper. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Absolutely learned one thing, which is | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
that you don't put icing on a hot cake just out of the oven. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:57 | |
If somebody had told me I would not come last in a cake challenge, | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
I would've been very happy, so thank God for John! | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
Sport Relief helps people in the UK | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
and around the world whose lives are incredibly difficult. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
Clare Balding has been to see | 0:35:12 | 0:35:13 | |
how your generosity can make a massive difference. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
Every two minutes in Africa, a child dies of malaria, | 0:35:22 | 0:35:26 | |
so by the end of this film, at least one child will be dead | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
from a disease that we can help prevent at very little cost. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
I've come to Ahero Hospital in Kisumu, | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
where more children are being treated for malaria | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
than any other disease. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
And, this morning, a doctor found ten-year-old Justin | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
on the side of the road, having collapsed with malaria. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
It's very crucial to have come to the hospital, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
because this patient could have lost his life. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
It's very common. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
It's common. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
It's so common that more than 400,000 people are dying | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
from malaria every year, most of them children. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
And two-year-old Alex has been admitted | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
seven times in the last seven months. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
HE CRIES | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
Alex doesn't sleep under a net, because I don't have one. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
If I have that net, maybe he'll be protected. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:27 | |
What will be the long-term effect on Alex? | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
This hospital is under-resourced | 0:36:45 | 0:36:46 | |
and overwhelmed by the amount of malaria admissions. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:50 | |
And two-year-old Nicholas is another in a long line | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
of sick children suffering from malaria. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Nicholas is very sick. He is sleeping and he is crying. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:03 | |
His body is very hot. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
So... | 0:37:26 | 0:37:27 | |
The suffering is unbearable but we can help, | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
because this is the answer and a mosquito net costs £2.50. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:54 | |
You can buy two of them for £5. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
So, please, give what you can, | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
because this will make the difference. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
'Day two in the tent | 0:38:31 | 0:38:32 | |
'and there's just one more hurdle for the Sport Relief bakers to jump | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
'in a bid to break away from the pack and claim the Star Baker apron.' | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
Folks, as we go into Showstopper day, | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
I think it's fair to say we have a clear leader. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
I think Geri has done very well in both challenges. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
The tart was amazing. She came first in the Technical. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
So, actually, at the moment, I would say Geri's in pole position. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
Jermaine's done exceptionally well. Second in the Technical. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
I think Louise - her one-portion tart wasn't quite big enough. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
After Geri and Jermaine and Louise, | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
it's quite a big drop off, then, to fourth place. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
-LAUGHTER -It falls off a cliff. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
It falls off a cliff, wouldn't you say, Mary? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
John, he is totally out of his comfort zone. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
At the moment, it's between Jermaine and Geri. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
I mean, having said that, if those two have a catastrophic day, | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
and then Louise comes through with something... | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
But I think John has got to play for family pride today. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
Hello there, bakers. Now, welcome to the Showstopper Challenge. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
And, for the Showstopper Challenge today, we want you to prepare | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
a biscuit scene depicting your favourite sporting moment. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:43 | |
It could be Roger Bannister's four-minute mile. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
It could be Torvill and Dean's Bolero. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
It could be the time Paul Hollywood | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
absolutely crushed the 1997 North East Sausage Roll Eating Competition! | 0:39:50 | 0:39:55 | |
It could be whatever you want, but it must contain at least 12 biscuits, | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
there must be a 3D element. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
You have 3½ hours to do this. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
On your marks, get set and, for the final time, | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
bake for Sport Relief. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:08 | |
To create a recognisable scene out of biscuits, | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
the bakers need a recipe that will stand up to the competition | 0:40:14 | 0:40:18 | |
and not crumble under pressure. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
I've been told you've got to be really precise with these. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:24 | |
I don't know why. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:25 | |
Mine not to ask the reason why or whatever the expression is. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
I've seriously put myself to the test today, | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
but you're only in the tent once and, er, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
I wanted to go out with a bang, so hopefully it's a good one. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
I was so stressed when I got home, thinking, | 0:40:40 | 0:40:43 | |
"I can't do this tomorrow. I can't go!" | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
I mean, I'm sure this doesn't happen to Mary Berry, does it? | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
And that she has to get it all out of there with her fingers. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
SHE SIGHS DEEPLY | 0:40:52 | 0:40:53 | |
I'm really excited to see what they're going to produce, | 0:40:53 | 0:40:57 | |
because it's very difficult to make a biscuit stand up, for a start! | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
It's going to be extremely difficult for them | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
to portray everything they want to within the realms of a few hours. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:09 | |
But it can be done. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
I'm sure. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:13 | |
(I can't do a bad job today. I just can't.) | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
I'm making a ginger biscuit, er, | 0:41:22 | 0:41:26 | |
based on Greg Rutherford's gold Olympic long jump. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
And he's ginger! I think you can get a bit of stick for being ginger! | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
Geri's ginger spice mix will be turned | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
into long-jumping gingerbread men standing on a track of brown sugar | 0:41:38 | 0:41:42 | |
in front of a crowd of biscuit faces. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
That looks quite dark. What have you got in there? | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
Treacle, maple syrup, cinnamon, ginger. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:50 | |
-So it's ironic that you're using ginger spice? -Yeah. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
Yes, exactly. I thought I was being funny. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
If they can't tell that it's a tennis court, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
I would think that both I and they ought to think again. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
John's hopefully obvious tennis court is a nod | 0:42:07 | 0:42:11 | |
to Andy Murray's Wimbledon win. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
He's using a heavily spiced South African soetkoekie recipe | 0:42:13 | 0:42:17 | |
to create the lawn, net and balls | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
and decorating them with water icing. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
This is a recipe from my wife's family. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:26 | |
Um, she comes from South Africa and her family were | 0:42:26 | 0:42:31 | |
in the Great Trek in 1830-something or another. This was what they made | 0:42:31 | 0:42:36 | |
to keep themselves, you know, sustained on their journey. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:40 | |
-Are you trying to bribe the judges? -Of course! | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
A bottle of champagne to anybody that says this is nice. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
I swear, using this rolling pin is like an arm workout! | 0:42:55 | 0:42:59 | |
I'm sweating! | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
Jamie doesn't even know he's going to be a biscuit, | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
cos he's not in the country at the minute, so he'll be like... | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
"What did you bake?" "You." | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
Unbeknownst to her football player husband, | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
Louise is recreating one of his matches, | 0:43:14 | 0:43:16 | |
with a fondant-covered butter biscuit pitch, | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
a crowd made of sprinkles | 0:43:19 | 0:43:20 | |
and football shirts standing on the field. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
I thought this was the easiest way to sort of represent a player, | 0:43:23 | 0:43:28 | |
without doing arms, legs and a head, | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
which I think would be pretty challenging for me. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:34 | |
Oops! It needs a bit of flour. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
I'm... Well, I'm going to try and construct Wembley Stadium. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
I've never actually completed it, so this'll be a first if I complete it. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 | |
I've done half of the stadium and then just kind of stopped, but... | 0:43:49 | 0:43:54 | |
So we'll see. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:55 | |
To celebrate his days playing for England, | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
Jermaine's creating a gingerbread model of Wembley Stadium. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:02 | |
He's icing it with a Swiss meringue | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
and making a sugary version | 0:44:05 | 0:44:06 | |
of the famous arch. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:09 | |
I can't promise anything, but I'm going to have an attempt | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
-at some spun sugar for the arch over the top. -Wow. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
This sounds like an exercise in, not just baking, | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
but architecture and engineering. JERMAINE LAUGHS | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
-This is a full-on public works project. -It's a mission, yeah. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
You are being so ambitious! | 0:44:22 | 0:44:23 | |
Geri's absolutely leading, | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
so, if I want to win, then, er, this needs to go well. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
Oh, come on, you horrible little thing! | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
With a minimum of 12 biscuits to produce, most of the bakers | 0:44:43 | 0:44:46 | |
will need to perfectly time several different-sized biscuits | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
in the oven. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:50 | |
I imagine the small things should go lower. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
The big things... And I put that on the wrong way round! Jolly good(!) | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
But Jermaine is baking his large pieces in turn, | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
which ensures each biscuit is evenly baked, | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
but is a time-consuming method. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
I'm going to put that in for... | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
Well, about seven or eight minutes, but we'll see...how it comes out. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:21 | |
The bakers are into the second half | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
and, while their biscuits are going for gold, | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
everyone except Jermaine can prepare for their decoration and displays. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:34 | |
-JOHN: -The recipe just says, "Make the icing". | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
You know, very good, but, er, a bit... | 0:45:36 | 0:45:40 | |
A bit vague for somebody of my little knowledge. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:45 | |
TIMER BEEPS | 0:45:46 | 0:45:48 | |
I think that's done. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
Just give that one one more minute. That one seems thicker. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
We're going to have a lumpy pitch - what I'm going for, though. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:57 | |
Make it harder for the players. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
I've just got to be brave with it. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Ah! | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
Oh, it's gone! | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
See, this is the problem with it. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
No biggie - we do it again. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
-Ow! -TIMER BEEPS | 0:46:16 | 0:46:17 | |
That's the magic one cookie left! | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
I'm going to keep knocking out the batteries and making sure that... | 0:46:21 | 0:46:26 | |
I just need to get enough pieces just to build it. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:30 | |
Bakers, you have one hour to go. An hour left. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:45 | |
One hour to go. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
I'm afraid this is going to be a major disaster. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
My hand is shaking. I'm like that. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
-JERMAINE: -I'm at the stage where I need to start kind of decorating. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
This is where it could all go wrong. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
It needs... It needs to come together for me. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
Jermaine's whisking egg whites with icing sugar over hot water | 0:47:27 | 0:47:31 | |
to make a soft meringue, | 0:47:31 | 0:47:32 | |
which should create a glossy and stable alternative to icing. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
Oh, God! | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
I'm not happy with it. I'm going to start again. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
Something's just telling me it's not... That's not coming back. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
Paul has a beard, doesn't he? | 0:47:49 | 0:47:51 | |
And it's white, isn't it? And a 'tache? OK. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:55 | |
He's either going to be flattered or horrified. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:47:57 | 0:47:58 | |
This isn't a proper pen. It's a liquorice pen. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:03 | |
You don't know if that'd go down well, do you? | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
A marker pen with Paul and Mary? | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
I just broke a leg. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
Here's how sad it is - I have to find a drawing of a football pitch, | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
cos I forget where the lines go! | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
Is there a line down the middle? There is, isn't there? | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
Just keep going. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:31 | |
It's getting thicker. Once this gets done, I can kick on a little bit. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:38 | |
Kicking on a bit comes in the form of construction work. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
Hopefully, they should stand up into the icing. | 0:48:41 | 0:48:45 | |
Hopefully. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:46 | |
But only for those who've already managed to ice their biscuits. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:50 | |
Shiny. Looks decent. Let's go with that. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
I've got too much to do to be too fussy about it. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
-HE SIGHS -That took a lot longer | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
than I thought it was going to take, if I'm honest. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
-John, you don't look very happy. -No. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 | |
-Are you all right? -I'm just trying to think how to... | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
No, no, I mean, it's...an utter... | 0:49:07 | 0:49:11 | |
-utter disaster. -I see a biscuit base and I see some circular biscuits, | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
that I presume are going to be tennis balls. Listen! | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
Nobody remembers who wins! No-one! | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
So I really wouldn't stress. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
I think stress is about all that's left. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
ED LAUGHS | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
Ah! Get off! | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
It's not time to panic, J, it's time to be cool. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
I'm trying to make a space for him and wedge him in. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:35 | |
The million-dollar question, Jermaine - are you going to finish on time? | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
Er, I'll finish, but I'm not going | 0:49:38 | 0:49:40 | |
to get the spun sugar done, unfortunately. I can't... | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
I just haven't got enough time. | 0:49:43 | 0:49:45 | |
-Do you want to take part in the structural...? -I can't do much. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:49 | |
Top man. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:50 | |
It seems architecturally sound. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
-It should be all right. -I wouldn't let my kids play in it. -That'll do. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:56 | |
ED IMITATES A CHEERING CROWD, JERMAINE LAUGHS | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
"And the crowd goes wild." | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
You sure you don't want to do the spun sugar, just for fun? | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
-Just for the sport. -All right, let's go for it. Let's go for it. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
There are no spares left. OK. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
Number one broke his arm, two broke his leg. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
This is it, OK? | 0:50:17 | 0:50:18 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
-Louise... -You've gotta walk gently! -I'm sorry! -You've gotta walk gently! | 0:50:22 | 0:50:26 | |
This looks magnificent! | 0:50:26 | 0:50:28 | |
-Aw! -And with a... Watched by a crowd of literally hundreds and thousands. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:33 | |
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
11, 12, 13, 14. OK, so it's enough. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
Five minutes to go, everybody. You have five more minutes. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
If you're not done yet, you're...running out of time. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:48 | |
-Do you want me to hold it up while you put the...? -Yes, please. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
-Have you ever seen a crapper...? -THEY LAUGH | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
You need another one, another one from the other side... | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
-LOUISE: -Guys, everything all right? | 0:51:06 | 0:51:07 | |
-Anyone need any help or anything? -Er, yeah... | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
I like how collaborative this whole effort's become. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
I don't know how I'm going to get it to stay there. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
CORK POPS, JERMAINE CRIES OUT | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
Bakers, time is now up! | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
Step away from your bakes. Step away. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
Geri, you've already stepped away from your own bake. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
You must now step away from John's as well. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
Geri, the time has come. Please bring up your Showstopper. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
Do you recognise anybody in the audience? | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
Is that, er, evil Emperor Ming? | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
Are you serious? Is that meant to be me? | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Er... | 0:52:04 | 0:52:05 | |
I think, overall, I think the idea was sound enough, | 0:52:05 | 0:52:10 | |
but it looks like a beach with a castle in the middle, | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
and Greg's sort of landing in it. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
Every single biscuit is the same thickness. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:18 | |
Now, that snapped very well. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:19 | |
LOUD SNAP AND CRUNCHING | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
That is a crisp, well-flavoured biscuit. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
-It's a great biscuit. -Yeah. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:30 | |
It tastes good, it's a bit simple, but I think you've done well. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:33 | |
Well, John, I'm all for bribing the judges... | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
-Yes, absolutely. -..first of all. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
BISCUIT CRUNCHES | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
-It's crispy! -Is it meant to be crispy? | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
-You say... -Do you like crispy biscuits? -You're supposed to say, | 0:52:48 | 0:52:51 | |
-"It's supposed to be!" -Oh, yes, it's supposed to be! What else do I say? | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
-Can I have a taste? -Yeah. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
It is absolutely scrumptious! It's really, really... | 0:53:01 | 0:53:05 | |
I don't know how you achieved it! | 0:53:05 | 0:53:07 | |
Are there any...? Is there a spice in there, of some kind? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:10 | |
Oh, yeah, lots and lots of spices. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:12 | |
It's a really nice biscuit. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
It looks hideous! | 0:53:14 | 0:53:15 | |
-JOHN SNORTS -But it tastes beautiful! | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
-Well done, John. -Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
-GERI: -Yay! | 0:53:20 | 0:53:22 | |
I think the whole thing looks very, very good. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:35 | |
I think it looks very professional. You've shown us the skill of piping, | 0:53:35 | 0:53:39 | |
to do the outline and the centre line. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
I think that's brilliant, the crowd. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
-I mean, thousands to watch Liverpool! -Quite normal. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:47 | |
I'll take Jamie as well. There you go. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
We've got a very nice bake on the shirts. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:53 | |
SOFT CRUNCHING | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
Well, the shirts are crispy, buttery. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:59 | |
The flavour is coming through well. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
It's a nice break on it, as well. It's a good snap. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
The base is a little bit soft. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
OK. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:07 | |
It's more cakey. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:08 | |
I think, overall, it looks good, it's effective, | 0:54:08 | 0:54:12 | |
it's well thought through, and the bakes are near enough perfect. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:16 | |
Fab, OK, thank you. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:18 | |
And finally, Jermaine. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
-THUD! -Oh... | 0:54:26 | 0:54:27 | |
Jermaine, you were immensely ambitious. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:37 | |
-We asked for 12 pieces... -Yeah. -..and we haven't got 12 pieces. -No. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:42 | |
I think that it just needs more detail. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
-LOUD SNAP -Very crispy! | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
Yes, it's a real snap, that is, which is what we want. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:52 | |
The flavour's beautiful. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:56 | |
You probably needed another three hours to finish the job properly. | 0:54:56 | 0:55:00 | |
So, at the end of yesterday, there was a clear leader. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
How do we feel the field is looking now? | 0:55:06 | 0:55:08 | |
I think Geri's done OK. I think it was a bit simple, if I'm honest. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
But it was effective and the result | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
was a very good biscuit, and she had the right amount. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:17 | |
There's a couple of people that's joined Geri, I think. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
Jermaine, with those different techniques, has come up | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
and Louise has done really well. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
I thought her Showstopper was amazing! | 0:55:23 | 0:55:25 | |
Jermaine, you know, he was so full of all different skills, | 0:55:25 | 0:55:29 | |
and I was expecting something really magnificent. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
It didn't really work out too well. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
I would say that Louise's is probably the best Showstopper | 0:55:35 | 0:55:39 | |
here today. I was quite shocked, actually, how good it did look. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
John's biscuit actually tasted great. Looked awful, tasted great. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:47 | |
So, when you look at everybody overall at the moment, | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
you've gotta put Geri in contention. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:53 | |
I think you can put Louise in contention | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
and I think, for me, Jermaine has to be there as well, because of | 0:55:55 | 0:56:00 | |
all those extra techniques he brought into the Showstopper. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:02 | |
You've clearly got a lot to think about. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
I think we're going to have to chat, aren't we? | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
Bakers, very well done. The time now has come to announce the Star Baker. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:19 | |
Her faultless Technical bake | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
and her stupendous tart have made today's Sport Relief Star Baker | 0:56:23 | 0:56:28 | |
Geri! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:56:28 | 0:56:31 | |
'Geri did really well over the three challenges, actually.' | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
The Signature Bake, which was the savoury tart, | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
was one of the best ones I've seen on Bake Off overall. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
Not just in Sport Relief Bake Off, but in the whole Bake Off! | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
I think Geri really surprised herself, | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
because she hadn't got confidence, but gradually, it built. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
My husband is always making fun of my cooking, so... | 0:56:50 | 0:56:54 | |
He's... I can't wait just to tell him! | 0:56:54 | 0:56:58 | |
-JERMAINE: -'I think Geri deserved to win in the end. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
'I think she was the most consistent from start to finish,' | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
with her Showstopper - it came out, it looked crisp and clean | 0:57:03 | 0:57:06 | |
and it looked like Greg. | 0:57:06 | 0:57:07 | |
-LOUISE: -'I like the decorating of the baking,' | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
more than the actual baking, | 0:57:10 | 0:57:11 | |
or the eating of the mixture - that's quite fun as well. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
-JOHN: -'If you can't bake, but you've got friends who can,' | 0:57:14 | 0:57:18 | |
then get the friends to rally round and do something for Sport Relief. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:23 | |
I think that would be really, really good. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:26 | |
If all this has inspired you to get baking for Sport Relief, go to... | 0:57:30 | 0:57:36 | |
There you'll find some brilliant fundraising ideas | 0:57:36 | 0:57:38 | |
and also details on where to get one of these pretty natty aprons! | 0:57:38 | 0:57:42 | |
And also where to get the Sport Relief recipe book. | 0:57:42 | 0:57:45 | |
And if all that sounds too stressful, you could always just buy some cakes. | 0:57:45 | 0:57:49 |