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# La-la-la-la la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la la-la-la

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# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel DING DING

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# Your room is ready for you

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# Just need to get the bed

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# The lamp, the desk The rug, the sink

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# A pillow for your head

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# The hotel's run by monsters A staff beyond compare

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# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

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# So welcome

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# To the Furchester

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# La-la-la la-la-la

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# La-la-la la-la-la

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# Welcome

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# To the Furchester

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# La-la-la la-la-la La-la-la la-la-la

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-# Dine in style!

-So genteel!

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# Cookie come with every meal

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# La la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la la-la-la

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

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# Let your furry stay begin

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# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel. #

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A-ha-ha! Yes, indeed, see you soon, Mr Crumb.

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Oh, er, Phoebe and Elmo...

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-Hello.

-Yes, Mum?

-Mr Crumb is checking in today.

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-Oh.

-I need to practise my welcome.

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Would you two please keep an eye out for him?

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-Yes, Mum.

-OK.

-Thank you.

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-Boy, that sounds fun.

-Oh, yeah.

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Phoebe! Elmo!

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Come quick! Oh, me got terrible news!

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Oh, boy!

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What's wrong, Cookie Monster?

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Dining room out of cookies.

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There not one single cookie in whole hotel.

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Don't worry, Cookie Monster, it'll be OK.

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The delivery truck is bringing another box of cookies today.

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Really? When? Soon?

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Now?

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Sooner than now?

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-Oh, well. I do hope I like it here.

-# Doop-de-doop-doo...#

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Huh. Well, the lobby seems nice.

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-You know what? Me going to see if truck here.

-Um...OK.

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Oh, boy-oh-boy-oh-boy-oh-boy!

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Hello.

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Right. I'll just check in.

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-Elmo?

-What?

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Do you see what I see?

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Excuse me?

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-DING DING

-Oh! Ha-ha!

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Oh, uh-huh. A big cookie.

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-BOTH:

-A big cookie!

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Come on!

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The name is Crumb.

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Mr Crumb!

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The Furchester is overjoyed to have you.

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-Auntie Funella?

-Now...wait, my darling.

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We welcome you with furry arms.

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Aw, well, thank you very much.

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I'm very happy to be here.

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Oh, you've got a lovely hotel.

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Well, aren't you sweet?

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Yeah, and I'm gluten-free.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Let me show you to your room, Mr Crumb.

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Roll this way.

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Oh, all right.

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Mum! Mum, but that guest is a cookie!

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Yes, dear, isn't he nice?

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But Auntie Funella, remember, Cookie Monster eats cookies!

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Well...I know, but...

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-SHE GASPS

-Oh, my goodness!

-Uh-huh.

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-You don't think...

-What if he tries to eat Mr Crumb?

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Oh! He wouldn't.

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He might. We're out of cookies today.

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Yeah, and Cookie Monster is very, very hungry!

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-Ohh!

-Oh, dear.

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Fergus!

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Fergus!

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Is there a problem, my love?

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A huge problem.

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Oh, Fergus, darling, we have a cookie guest in the hotel,

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with a hungry Cookie Monster!

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-It's a catastrophe!

-Oh!

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DING DING DING

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CHIMNEY HOOTS

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# It's more than just a slip-up or a mess-up or a mishap

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# A Furchester catastrophe

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# We need to fix it fast-rophe

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# And put it in the past-rophe

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# This simply cannot last-rophe

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# A Furchester catastrophe

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# The problem is so bad-strophe

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# We're really flabbergast-rophe let's ding the bell for blast-rophe

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-# Catastrophe, catastrophe

-What a disast-rophe

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-# Catastrophe, catastrophe

-We need to fix it fast-rophe

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-# Catastrophe, catastrophe

-And put it in the past-rophe

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# It's a cataster, what a disaster

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# It's a catastrophe! #

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CHIMNEY HOOTS

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Now, now, everyone. Perhaps this problem's not as bad as we think.

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Mr Crumb might just stay safely in his room.

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-Er, excuse me?

-Ah!

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ALL: Mr Crumb!

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Don't you like it in your room?

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Oh, yeah.

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I've just come down for a nice dunk in a glass of milk, heh.

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Er, which way to the dining room, please?

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ALL: That way!

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Oh. Huh, the service here is excellent.

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-Thank you.

-Oh, no problem.

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COOKIE MONSTER SIGHS

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ALL: Cookie Monster!

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Delivery truck not here yet!

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Ohhh, me got to have cookie!

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Me got to have cookie!

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-Have you tried the office?

-Oh, yes!

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There might be a box of cookies in the office.

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Glimmer of hope! Oh, boy-oh-boy!

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Now what? We can't let Cookie Monster see Mr Crumb.

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We need a plan.

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Ah! Let's put our furry heads together,

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-and think about it.

-Yes.

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-Um...

-Ooh, ooh, I know! Um...

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That's a whopper!

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That gives me a monster idea.

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What if we disguise Mr Crumb,

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-so Cookie Monster can't tell he's a cookie?!

-Oh!

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Brilliant plan.

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-Let's do it.

-OK.

-Yeah!

-Come on.

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-HE SIGHS

-Well, that was a very refreshing dunk.

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Mr Crumb. You're just in time for your disguise.

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-Disguise?

-Oh! Didn't we tell you? It's Wear A Disguise Day today.

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Yeah, that's what all the guests have to wear -

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a disguise.

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Allow me.

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Oh. Huh, what a jolly hotel!

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Wear A Disguise Day - charming!

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No cookie in the office, all hope is gone!

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ALL: Aww.

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-HE SNIFFS

-Wait minute. Do me smell cookie?

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ALL: No!

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Oh, hey, whoa-ho, why everybody so jumpy?

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Jumpy? Who says we're jumpy?

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Er, excuse me?

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Er, is there by chance a bowling alley in the hotel?

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ALL: Down the hall, to your left!

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Huh! Oh, goody! I just love bowling.

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All right?

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-It looks like the disguise worked.

-Uh-huh.

-Yeah.

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You know...

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for minute there, me thought that guy was cookie.

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THEY GASP

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But...whoever heard of cookie with moustache, huh?

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THEY LAUGH

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Um, I don't mean to be a party pooper...

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-THEY GASP

-..but this moustache makes my nose itch, heh-heh.

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It's hard to bowl when you have to, er...

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Uh...

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uh...

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ah...

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atchoo!

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Oh! Huh. That's better.

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Wait a minute.

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Moustache was fake?

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Of course!

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Who ever heard of a cookie with a moustache? Huh-huh!

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MR CRUMB HUMS TO HIMSELF

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Tha...tha...ah...

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COO-KIE! Ha-ha-ha!

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-Stop him!

-Mr Crumb is a guest!

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Mr Crumb is a cookie, Phoebe!

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Cookie Monster, you cannot eat the guests!

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It's strict hotel policy!

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But that cookie, and me Cookie Monster.

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That me thing! Ahhh!

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On second thought, um, I'm feeling a little hungry.

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Yeah, well, you not the only one!

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Ahh! Ooooaaah!

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BONG

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-Oh.

-Ah!

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-Tea...

-Time!

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CHEERING

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Tea!

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-Ha-ha!

-Yeah!

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A spot of tea. Just the thing.

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ELMO SIGHS That was a close one.

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Oh, Cookie Monster!

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You've got to control yourself around Mr Crumb.

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Oh, me so sorry.

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This not easy for Monster!

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Oh, well, what if, what if...

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Cookie Monster was doing something else?

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-Ooh!

-Good idea, then he won't be able to eat Mr Crumb.

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Yeah, but what can me do?

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Um...how about...

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how about hopping on one foot?

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Like this.

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Huh?

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OK. Me try it.

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-Uh-huh?

-You know what?

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This fun, but me still hungry for cookie guest.

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Ooh! Well, try tapping your nose at the same time.

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Yeah, yeah. Good idea.

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Oh! Me still hungry for cookie guest.

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Er... Have you tried counting at the same time?

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Ooh! Hopping, tapping and counting. Good idea.

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Hop...tap...

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one, two, three, four...

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Oh, well, that was quite a day.

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I'm baked!

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-Heh-heh. Yeah, I think I'll retire to my room.

-11...12...

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Brilliant, Mr Crumb. Sweet dreams!

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Well, actually, my dreams are always sweet,

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because I'm a cookie, you see.

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OK, OK, off to your room, goodbye!

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22...

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-Me did it!

-CHEERING

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Plan work! Oh, me no eat cookie guest!

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Now Mr Crumb is safely in his room.

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ALL: Mr Crumb!

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But I thought you were going to stay in your room?

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Well, I've changed my mind. I'm leaving.

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THEY GASP Don't you like it here, Mr Crumb?

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Like it? Huh! I love it! Ha!

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I've decided to bring the whole cookie family.

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Yeah, the missus, and all the little Crumbs.

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Well, I'll be back in a jiffy, heh-heh. Ta-ra, a bit!

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Did he just say...

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"Whole...

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"cookie...

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"family"?

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ALL: Uh-oh!

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Cookie delivery for the Furchesters.

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A-ha-ha-ha!

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-HE GASPS

-Just in nick of time!

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Ha-ha!

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COO-KIE!

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Om-nom-nom.

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# You really can't be going

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# Oh, say it isn't true

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# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

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# We'd like you to stay for ever

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# Or longer if you can

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# We put our furry heads together and came up with this plan

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# So don't check out Don't check out

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# Please please please Please don't go

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# Don't check out Don't check out

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# No, no, no, no, no

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# Don't check out Don't check out

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# Please please please please don't go

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-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

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# No no no no, no no no

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# Please, please don't check out! #

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THEY CHANT

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# Farewell from the Furchester Hotel. #

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