Very Important Porcupine The Furchester Hotel


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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# Welcome to The Furchester Hotel

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# Your room is ready for you

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-# Just need to get the bed

-The lamp, the desk

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-# The rug, the sink

-A pillow for your head

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# The hotel's run by monsters and staff beyond compare

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# We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere

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# So welcome

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# To The Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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-# Welcome... #

-ELMO GIGGLES

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# ..To the Furchester

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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la

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-# Dine in style.

-Such a deal

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# Cookie come with every meal

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# La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

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-# Here's your keys

-So check right in

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# Let your furry stay begin

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# Welcome to the Furchester Hotel! #

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It's nice!

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We welcome you with furry arms!

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BELL RINGS

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We welcome YOU with furry arms!

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Oh! Ha-ha!

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BELL RINGS

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We welcome YOU with furry...

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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, Mr...?

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The name's Pierce. Pierce the porcupine.

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Pork-you-what-now?

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ALL: Porcupine!

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Porcupine?!

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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Oh! Porcupine!

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Oh, hello there. Can I help you with your... Argh!

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Welcome to the... Whoa!

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Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Pierce,

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I'm afraid I can't welcome YOU with furry arms.

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Why not, Auntie Prunella?

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Oh, it's because of my pointed quills.

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They're very sharp and no-one wants to get too close to a porcupine.

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-Aw!

-But that's OK! Doesn't bother me at all. Not at all.

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We shall give you the very best room in the hotel.

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-Ha-ha!

-I'll get the room ready.

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It might take a little while.

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Oh, sorry! I'll go this way.

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Take all the time you need.

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I don't mind waiting.

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It doesn't bother me at all.

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Not one little bit.

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Please, have a seat whilst you wait.

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-Oh, yeah.

-OK.

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Ah! Porcupine!

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Oh, there's a chair. I'll sit here.

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Better still, Pierce, I would like to offer you

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a free lunch in our dining room.

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Are you sure?

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Well, I don't have to eat.

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That wouldn't bother me at all.

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-Not at all.

-But I insist.

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The dining room is that way.

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-Enjoy your meal.

-Oh, thank you.

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Is Mr Porcupine OK?

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Oh, dear. I seem to be stuck.

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Oh, your quills, yes.

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It's OK. Happens all the time.

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I don't mind getting stuck in a chair at all.

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Not one bit.

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Now, if you'll excuse me...

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PIERCE GRUNTS

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Argh!

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I'm all right!

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-He really doesn't seem to mind a lot of things.

-Oh!

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What a nice porcupine.

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-Evening.

-Oh!

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Porcupine!

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ALL: Porcupine!

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Porcupine!

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-Oh!

-Porcupine!

-Argh!

-Porcupine!

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OK, ready!

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ALL: Porc... Porc...

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No, it's not pork. It's veggies.

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Yeah, me got to bring them to table five.

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ALL: Porcu... Porcu...

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Look, there is no pork on the menu!

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But me can ask Chef for a special order

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after me drop this off at table five.

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Ah! What's the deal?!

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Oh, hello!

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Argh!

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ALL: ARGH!

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OK, there's a porcupine in here!

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Why you not tell me?!

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ALL: Ah...

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Oh, sorry about that, sir. You OK?

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Well, I don't mind a bit. Not a bit.

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I can eat my meal like this.

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I love shish kebab.

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-Excuse me.

-Yeah. Oh. Ha-ha!

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Bon appetit!

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Excuse me, is my room ready yet?

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I'm afraid not.

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You'll have to wait a little longer, Pierce.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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BONG!

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Tea!

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Time!

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-Teatime!

-Teatime! Give me tea!

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THEY ALL SHOUT

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ALL: Argh!

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Oh, boy!

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Sorry they ran away from you, Pierce.

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That wasn't very nice.

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Oh, it doesn't bother me.

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Not at all. I don't mind one bit.

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Not one bit.

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I can take it. I'm a porcupine.

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It does not, I repeat, does not bother me.

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It bothers Elmo.

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Elmo thinks it would hurt his feelings.

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Yeah, me too.

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It would make me feel sad.

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Well, maybe it does bother me a teensy-weensy.

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OK, it bothers me a lot.

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And, yes, it makes me feel sad.

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Very sad.

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I'm lonely!

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I don't have any friends!

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I know how we can make you feel welcome.

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We could be your friends.

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-Oh, yeah!

-Really?

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You'd do that?

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Come on, let's play something.

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But there is not much that you can play with a prickly porcupine.

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-I'm sure we could think of something.

-Oh, you're right.

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-Yes, let's put our furry heads together.

-OK.

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What if...?

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Ah! Ha-ha! Elmo has an idea.

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-Ha-ha! Look, everybody, we could play Catch.

-Oh, yeah!

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That's where you have to stand far apart.

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-What do you say, do you want to play Catch with us?

-Yeah, come on!

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Well, I would like to, but...

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-Come on.

-Ha-ha!

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Yeah!

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Oh!

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Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

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Your turn, Pierce!

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BEACH BALL POPS

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Oh! Oops!

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Well, that didn't work.

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Don't worry, we'll find something

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we can all play together.

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That's right!

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A Furchester never gives up.

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BELL RINGS

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# La-la-la-la-la

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-# La-la-la-la-la

-La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

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# A Furchester never gives up

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# Never gives up Never gives up

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# A Furchester never gives up

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# We try our very best Because we are monsters

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# Through and through

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# And so we do what monsters do

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# We ugg and oof and oof some more

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# We oof even harder than before

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# A Furchester never gives up

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# Never gives up Never gives up

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# A Furchester never gives up

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# We try our very best

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-# A Furchester never...

-Never!

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# Well, hardly never

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# A Furchester never gives up! #

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Fuzz-a-wubba!

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I've got a monster idea!

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Oh! Does Phoebe know something we can play with Mr Pierce?

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Yes, I do. And we don't have to get near his quills to play it.

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-OK.

-Yeah.

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Eh?

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-Ha-ha!

-Oh, this is fun!

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Yeah!

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Boing, boing, boing!

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-Ha-ha!

-Ha-Ha!

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BOING!

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-Oh!

-Is Mr Pierce OK?

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Oh, dear. I seem to be stuck again.

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Oh, no! What do we do?

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Well, it's OK. Happens all the time.

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Now, I can solve this problem.

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If I can just wriggle a little...

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Argh!

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Is Mr Pierce OK?

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Yes, I'm all right, thank you.

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It's a good thing

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Mr Pierce had his helmet on.

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Fuzz-a-wubba! I've got another idea.

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We've been looking at this

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-all wrong.

-What does Phoebe mean?

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We keep trying not to get too close to Pierce.

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Maybe we should find a way we can get close to him,

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so that we can all play together.

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Oh, yeah!

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But if you get too close,

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my quills could hurt you.

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-Not if we've got something to protect us.

-Oh! Ha-ha!

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Yeah, like the way the helmet is protecting Mr Pierce's head.

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Exactly!

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Come with me, Elmo, I know just what we can use!

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Come along with us, Pierce.

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# Ring-a-ring o' roses!

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# A pocket full of posies!

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# A-tishoo! a-tishoo!

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# We all fall down! #

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-Ha-ha!

-It worked!

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And nobody got hurt!

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Oh, thank you.

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This is the most fun I've had with anyone in, well...ever!

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And this is the most fun we've had with a porcupine...ever!

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Ha-ha! Elmo is so glad that we can be friends with Mr Porcupine.

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And I'm so glad I can finally do this.

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We welcome you with furry arms!

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Come on, everybody!

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Let's play ring-a-ring o' roses together!

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-Yes, yes!

-Pierce, hold my hand.

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# Ring-a-ring o' roses

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# A pocketful of posies

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# A-tishoo! A-tishoo... #

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This looks like a cactus-friendly hotel.

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Oh, yes!

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I think I'm going to feel

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very welcome here.

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Very welcome indeed.

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# You really can't be going

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# Oh, say it isn't true

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# The Furchester will never be as furry without you

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# So don't check out Don't check out

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# Please, please, please Please don't go

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-# Don't check out

-Don't check out

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# No, no, no, no, no, no, no

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# Please, please, don't checkout... #

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SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY

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# ..Farewell from the Furchester Hotel! #

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