Pennod 3 Anita

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-Well, that was the best night's

-sleep I've ever had.

-Why haven't I

-slept on a futon before?

-Actually, I have.

-It wasn't strictly a futon.

-More of a cushion on a shelf.

-Anyway, my lush futon sleep

-was shattered to smithereens...

-..by some sort of clattering noise.

-Oh my life!

-Anglesey's got milk fairies!

-I hope they didn't disturb

-Mam and Beds on their first night.

-It was defo going to be magic.

-SHE FARTS

-Is that how you wake up every day?

-I'll fit safety belts on this bed!

-Sorry, babes.

-I fell off a pavement in my dream.

-You didn't hear me fart, did you?

-You didn't hear me fart, did you?

-

-No.

-Come here.

-Sshh!

-Is it still too quiet

-for a... you know, a wassername?

-Yes, probably.

-LOUD POP MUSIC

-Come on - quick!

-It'll take him ten minutes

-to hit the snooze button.

-Blimey! Time don't half fly up here.

-Sorry. I forgot to knock.

-I've got this form to fill in today

-for the history trip to Italy.

-There are questions

-I can't answer here.

-Name.

-Dylan Rhys Hughes?

-No. Darth Vader.

-Address. Hendre, Moelfre.

-Anglesey.

-LL...

-LL...

-

-Oh, Dyl! How long is this form?

-Have I got asthma?

-Have I got asthma?

-

-No.

-Have I had an operation?

-Have I had an operation?

-

-No, but you may need one soon.

-Sign it.

-There you go. Now get to school.

-Send us a postcard

-from the Colosseum.

-Thanks.

-Oh!

-There's no school today. INSET.

-Damn.

-Hiya, Anita.

-Hiya, Anita.

-

-Alright, babes?

-Don't worry. They soon wise up.

-Guys?

-Guys?

-

-OK.

-I found free milk on the doorstep.

-Wicked! Free milk like.

-We got our milk

-from the supermarket.

-I've decided to make the most

-of my new locality.

-In your dressing gown?

-It's more than a place to call home.

-It's the place

-that makes you who you actually are.

-I made a list.

-Oh, great!

-First, I'll start a scrapbook which

-I'll call Lush Times In Moelfre.

-MUSIC

-Our new Moelfre family. So lush.

-Right, I've got loads to do,

-unlike some people.

-Ah, Moelfre.

-It's like Magaluf here!

-Ah, yes. That makes sense.

-What did that bloke from Greece

-say in the bath?

-Eureka?

-Eureka?

-

-Yes. That's the one.

-Budge!

-I've been thinking.

-As you know,

-I've had a life changing experience.

-So I've decided to do what you did.

-I've been on the internet to find...

-..'A potential life partner'.

-I hope so,

-because I thought I'd found...

-What should I do? You're the expert.

-OK, so maybe I misunderstood

-the situation earlier...

-..but look at us all!

-#bed #newfamily #goglife #champion

-So many hashtags!

-Come on!

-Let the lovebirds put Vivs's

-intimate energy flow to the test.

-Ooh! She replied!

-Do you want to meet up

-this afternoon? I live in Llangefni.

-Should I go?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-

-No.

-I'd better wait.

-I'd better wait.

-

-Go for it, Dei!

-Go for it, before someone else does.

-What shall I say?

-I don't want to seem too keen.

-'Hello.

-'I can't come

-until after three o'clock...

-..because I have got...

-..an appointment...

-..to have my...

-..verruca...

-..scraped...

-..with Wil Traed in Benllech.'

-Yeah. That should do it.

-PING

-'That's fine. I'll see you then.

-'I'm very excited to meet you.'

-What now?

-OK.

-'Tip top.

-'I might be limping...

-..after my operation.'

-A man with a verruca and a limp?

-Yeah, I would.

-I'll pick you up

-at half-three, Beds.

-What for?

-What for?

-

-To come with me.

-I'm not going on my own.

-Why not? She won't bite you.

-Take Mam with you.

-Take Mam with you.

-

-What? Vivien and me?

-Vivien and me?

-It never crossed my mind.

-Why don't the three of you go?

-I've got things to do.

-I've got things to do.

-

-What?

-I can stay in the house, with you.

-Maybe I can help.

-Maybe I can help.

-

-No, it's fine.

-Go with them

-and see a bit more of the island.

-In the meantime,

-I asked Dylan Rhys...

-..to take me

-on a tour of the village.

-I wanted to learn

-about the history of Anglesey...

-..and its folklore and traditions.

-No, not really.

-I wanted to hear

-about Dylan's love life.

-What's the name of this girl?

-What's the name of this girl?

-

-Melangell.

-You what?

-You what?

-

-Melangell.

-OK, why don't you ask her out?

-OK, why don't you ask her out?

-

-I've never done it.

-I don't know how,

-so who can I ask for advice? Dad?

-Or, even worse, Nain?

-I wish my mam was around.

-I wish my mam was around.

-

-Oh, babes.

-I know what you mean.

-I wish my dad was around

-every time I need to open a jar.

-Mam's useless!

-Do you remember your mam?

-Not really.

-She smelled nice.

-What about you?

-I've never smelled my Dad.

-I don't even know

-what he looks like.

-He doesn't even know that I exist.

-What shall we do about Meringue or

-Pneumonia or whatever her name is?

-Melangell.

-There's no point.

-She doesn't know I exist.

-What?

-But you're awesome!

-HE STARTS THE ENGINE

-What are you doing?

-Going home. I've changed my mind.

-Don't change your mind.

-Don't change your mind.

-

-No, it's wrong!

-It's too soon, too fast and too big.

-It's too soon, too fast and too big.

-

-What is?

-It's obvious

-that this is a knee-jerk reaction.

-My best friend

-goes to the Big Smoke and finds...!

-I'm doing the same thing.

-Hooking up with the first thing

-I find in the nearest metropolis.

-What - Llangefni?

-What - Llangefni?

-

-Yes. It's massive.

-Danger lurks on every corner.

-It's got

-Burger Pizza And Kebab House...

-..and two, no three 24-hour garages.

-God knows what's behind these doors.

-I could walk into a cracking den.

-Number 23, Ceridwen Huws.

-Number 25, Rev. Tom Williams.

-Number 27, Edith Roberts who gave

-you and Bedwyr piano lessons.

-So shift yourself to Number 29...

-..before I drag you back to her

-and make you do an E Flat scale.

-OK, OK! I never

-want to go to that house again.

-It smells of margarine.

-I didn't get any of that.

-I could murder a kebab though.

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-I'm having some quality time

-with my step-common law instant bro.

-There's no better icebreaker

-than a bit of Titanic!

-# Near, far

-# Wherever you are #

-Ooh! Selfie.

-Lush.

-Ooh! Mam's texted me.

-'Babes, gone to Llan-summin

-with Dei and Vivs to do a thing'.

-Oh my gosh!

-Llan-summin to do a thing?

-Fun!

-I so love my new life.

-I so love my new life.

-

-Serious? I want to move to Cardiff.

-I'd love to be

-someone sort of... new.

-Why do you want to be

-someone new, you dude?

-You're good-looking, nice,

-approachable and sensitive.

-You're doing something really weird

-with your face.

-Why are you doing that?

-Why are you doing that?

-

-Behind you.

-Now you're talking weird too.

-Now you're talking weird too.

-

-Melangell.

-Hiya.

-Hiya.

-

-Hiya, Meng... Main...

-Mel?

-I'm Jools, Dylan's step-common law,

-instant sort of sister.

-He's a dude, by the way.

-I'm Leonardo Di Caprisun! Ha, ha!

-OK.

-Nice to meet you, Jools.

-See you on Monday.

-You're funny!

-Just text her.

-I can't believe it.

-Love at first sight.

-She's up to date with her

-vaccinations, she's fully trained...

-..she's had her bits knotted

-and she's even cuter than the photo.

-I gorra say, Dei,

-she really is a bendigedig dog.

-She's a bendige-dog.

-I made a joke in Welsh!

-Seriously though, why did her owner

-want to get rid of her?

-Because she's going back to France

-to do some painting or something...

-..and Amelie can't travel far

-or she throws up like a waterfall.

-Have you considered

-going back to Cardiff to paint...

-..or whatever it is you do there?

-Well, to be honest,

-in the three days I've been here...

-..no, I haven't.

-But it's early days.

-If you did go back, we'll be fine -

-me, Dylan, Bedwyr and Bedwyr.

-Hang on a minute! Two Bedwyrs?

-Yes - I'm changing

-Amelie's name to Bedwyr.

-You'll take care of us,

-won't you, Vivs?

-Oh my life!

-Vivs!

-Vivs!

-Leonardo Di Caprisun?

-I know! Genius!

-I can't look at her again.

-I can't look at her again.

-

-It'll be fine.

-Oh, no! Eirian Dolwen.

-You're being weird again. What?

-Eirian Dolwen.

-Seriously, is this a Gog thing

-I need to learn?

-How are you, sweet boy?

-You're been through the mill

-and now, your grandmother's ill.

-I hope she's taking it easy.

-I hope she's taking it easy.

-

-Not really.

-She's gone to Llangefni

-with Dei and Anita today.

-Oh, didn't your dad go with them?

-No... yes.

-Maybe.

-He's busy.

-It's good that he has time

-to do the things he needs to do.

-Your house

-is chock-a-block these days.

-It's tough on Vivs.

-She needs peace and quiet.

-Your bills will by sky-high, um...

-Your bills will by sky-high, um...

-

-Jools.

-One visitor would put a strain

-on your grandmother but two?

-OK, two things.

-One - we're not visitors. We're

-legal immigrants, all above board.

-Two - I'm paying my bills

-coz I've got a job.

-Did you really?

-Where?

-Where?

-

-There.

-Oh!

-Have you got a job for me?

-Have you got a job for me?

-

-No, sorry.

-I really need you to give me a job.

-I really need you to give me a job.

-

-You've got to, Stanley.

-She told Eirian Dolwen

-she works here to prove her wrong.

-Why didn't you say so?

-Can you start tomorrow?

-Can you start tomorrow?

-

-Not really.

-Have you done any bar work?

-Have you done any bar work?

-

-No.

-Got a Hygiene Certificate thingy?

-Got a Hygiene Certificate thingy?

-

-Nope.

-Ideal. Start whenever you can.

-Ideal. Start whenever you can.

-

-Cool! Cheers, Stan.

-How does she do that?

-She's dead!

-A new special lady comes into my

-life just as another one leaves me.

-Don't leave me, Vivs!

-She isn't dead! Look.

-She had a funny turn, that's all.

-Call an ambulance.

-What's the number?

-What's the number?

-

-It's 999, babes.

-Has anyone got a pencil?

-It's 999.

-It's 999.

-

-OK, yes. 999.

-999.

-999.

-

-Yeah.

-Oh, Vivs. Have you hurt yourself?

-Oh, Vivs. Have you hurt yourself?

-

-No.

-OK.

-My Welsh isn't going to stretch

-to a medical exam, sorry love.

-Do you remember what you was

-feeling like when you blacked out?

-A little bit wobbly and clammy.

-That's a nice word! Egg fried rice

-and a chicken clammy, please.

-Oh, Anita. Cringe.

-That's another one.

-And a side of cringes, please.

-The cringes are on me.

-You alrigh', love.

-You comin' to now, yeah?

-I'm sure it's nothin' digri.

-No - digri means funny.

-What is it? Difri.

-I'm sure it's nothin' serious

-but we should get you checked out.

-Thank goodness you're here, Anita.

-There's no need to tell Bedwyr.

-There's no need to tell Bedwyr.

-

-We won't say a word.

-I've phoned Bedwyr.

-What's the ambulance number again?

-You see, Eirian Dolwen?

-I've got a job...

-..and my mam casually

-saved Vivien's life, just like that.

-Vivs, love her, was fine.

-She'd fainted, that's all.

-She felt better

-when she got home to her family.

-We all felt better together.

-Our big, new family.

-Look at Bedwyr.

-Not that one.

-Bedwyr, the dog.

-Cute!

-But the name thing was so confusing!

-I've changed Bedwyr's name.

-It's confusing.

-Yes, a little bit.

-I'm not certain,

-but I think Bedwyr is a boy's name.

-Yes. There's that too.

-I've changed her name to...

-..Goodison.

-Yes. I like it.

-Lush.

-Lush.

-

-Nice, Dei. Yeah.

-Between the beach, the ambulance,

-the French dog and the blackout...

-..it's been

-a day to... well, you know.

-But...?

-Was the 'but' that obvious, Arthur?

-But...?

-It's just that I... you know?

-It's like Beds and me don't have

-enough time out, you know?

-Not enough Beds-and-me time.

-I know it's hard, coz we all

-live under the same roof.

-I think sometimes,

-is this the right thing to do?

-People our age

-doin' this kind of thing?

-Everything will settle down.

-You'll see.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-This is your bedroom, silly billy.

-Come in.

-Oh, yes. Sorry.

-Look!

-Alright, Arthur?

-Sorry to interrupt, but I've got

-something to show Anita.

-Speak later, babes.

-Good.

-Ready?

-Ta-dah!

-Oh my life!

-Beds!

-We're here on holiday tonight.

-This is our Quiet Cabin.

-Babes!

-And I've got the key.

-What?

-The key.

-Oh, babes!

-Thank you.

-Thank you

-for everything you did today.

-Shush!

-Sometimes, magic just happens...

-..and sometimes,

-you can make magic happen...

-..just by believing in yourself...

-..by knowing

-someone's there for you...

-..by making a friend for life,

-not just for Christmas...

-..or by grabbing

-five minutes' peace.

-You don't have to know

-how magic happens. It just does.

-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones

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