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-# A holiday in the Caribbean, -Oh yeah | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-# A holiday in the Caribbean, -Oh yeah # | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
-Another day of our adventure holiday -in this wonderful country of ours. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:30 | |
-I wonder where the universe -will lead us today. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
-Look, Jojo! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-Someone is hitchhiking. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
-Let's give him a lift. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
-Let's give him a lift. - -Good idea. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
-Slow own, Jojo! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-A stranger is just a friend -we've yet to meet. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
-Or an axe murderer! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
-Hello. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-Where are you going? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-Where are you going? - -What? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
-Do you follow the path of the stars? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-Do you follow the path of the stars? - -What? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-Leave this to me, Val. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
-Where's your journey's end, -brother? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
-Where does a lonely traveller -need to rest, dude? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
-What? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
-Hop in. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
-Hello, listeners. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
-Welcome back. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-# DJ Lwmp and Dr Dre | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
-# The best DJs ever, OK? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
-# Listen to every word we say | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-# No way | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
-# No way - -# Yes way | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
-# DJ Lwmp | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
-# DJ Lwmp - -# And Dr Dre # | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
-DJ Lwmp, AKA Oswyn, and his friends -are in the studio today. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
-Eurwyn. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
-And I'm not Oswyn's friend. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-I'm his cousin. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
-Whatever. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
-Anyway, listeners, let's hear about -all the exciting things... | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
-..which are happening in our area. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-It's time for our weekly slot - -What's On. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-# What's On, What's On | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-# What's On # | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Off you go, Oswyn Lwmp! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-This is the list of exciting things -which are happening in our area. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
-Milk, Frosties, beans, -hair removal cream, Heat magazine... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
-Hold on! That's Mam's shopping list. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
-Here we go! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
-What's happening in our area. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-On Saturday, the school is holding -a summer fair... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
-..to raise money -to buy a new alarm system... | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-..after burglars stole the old one. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-Hello, sweetheart. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-What's for tea? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
-Dad isn't home yet. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
-Dad isn't home yet. - -Is he cooking tonight? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
-Yes. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
-Yes. - -Yes! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-RINGTONE | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-OK! I know it's you, Jools, -so stop going on about it. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
-Right. What? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
-Guess what. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
-Guess what. - -What? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
-You know the thing Miss Dafis said? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-You know the thing Miss Dafis said? - -What thing? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
-The thing on the paper about thingy. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
-The thing on the paper about thingy. - -The thing on the paper? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
-What, Jools? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-What, Jools? - -The twinning thing with Miss Dafis. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-She gave us a sheet of paper... | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-..about our school -twinning with one from the north. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
-The north is coming south -and we've got to put them up. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
-The names of the northerners were on -sheets of paper and we chose one. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
-I chose a hot dude... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
-..called Llion Gwyrfai. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-How lush is that? Llion Gwyrfai. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-You weren't there. You were -in your Able And Talented class. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
-I got the paper for you -and you put it in your bag. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-Don't lose it -or you'll miss out on the hotties. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-It's fine. -I gave all my papers to... Mam! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
-Oh! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-Anyway, I phoned him -and he sounds really cool. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
-He said, "Hiya, Jools. How are you?" | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
-He has a totes lush accent. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Ffi? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
-Friends, gather around. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-Today on Bwrlwm, -we'll discuss the creative process. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
-You can see the fruits of my labour -as I, Sioned Grug... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-..me, Esyllt Rhyd Rhychiog... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-..and me, Gwenan Bonc... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
-..invite you -into our haven of creativity. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-We'll develop our discussion -on the subject of... | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
-..shame. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-Welcome to Bwrlwm. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-The Monologues Of Shame, -by Sioned Grug. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
-Somewhere in the bowels -of the conscience... | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
-..of every single member -of the human race... | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-..lurks shame. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-It devours our souls. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
-It wallows in our very nature. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
-Sorry. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
-Lying at the bottom -of every bottle... what? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-I thought I was meant to stand up -after "vomits". | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-Yes. I was telling you to speed up. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
-Lying at the bottom of every bottle, -the truth vomits out. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
-Its honesty -shakes every ounce of confidence... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-..like reeds -in the fishy wind of guilt. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-"The fishy wind of guilt" sounds -like a salmon with indigestion. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
-Here's Cameron Jenkins, -a vital part of the team. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
-A historic victory in -one of the biggest games in history. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
-How does it feel, Cameron? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-Obviously, Dot, a lot of things have -been said about this team recently. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:35 | |
-Many people have written us off. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-I'd like to say... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
-..that the boys have played... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
-We understand. This means a lot -to you and to the supporters. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
-Yes, the fans. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
-The fans have, um... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
-They've been good, you know. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
-Even then they ******* us off -on Twitter... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-..the fans are still... oh! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
-It's taken a long time -to reach this point. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
-It means a lot to you -and to the rest of the team. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
-Cameron, come here. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
-Come here. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-It's alright. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
-Thank you for trying anyway. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-DOOR CLOSES | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-Did he get it to work? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-No, he said this till is too old... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-..and he couldn't find a spare part -in a million years. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
-Oh, dear! -We've had this till forever. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-It's a family heirloom. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
-I know. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-I always thought he knew his stuff. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-No, fool! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
-His father knew his stuff. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-But he told me 20 years ago... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-..he couldn't find parts for it -even if he were an archaeologist. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
-What a cheek! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-What a cheek! - -I know. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
-This one will have to do -until we get a new one. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-Do we have a calculator -or an abacus? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-No. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
-Oh, but we do have that present. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-It was given to us by that nice man. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
-You know - he lived next door -to Margarita Patio Slabs. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
-He knew his stuff. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
-Where is it? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-Who? Caradog Berfa Huws? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
-Who? Caradog Berfa Huws? - -No, fool! You know. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
-He gave this to us. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
-I know! Steven Jobs. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-That's the one. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-He really did know his stuff. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-Yes, but he died before he had -a chance to tell me how to use it. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:04 | |
-Anyway, I went -to the Farmers' Arms... | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
-..because I know -his friend drinks there. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-What's his name? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-Bill... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
-Bill Gates. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-Well, that's someone -who knows his stuff. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-It will be a pleasure -to have her here. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-Ffion will be thrilled. -They have so much in common. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
-Thank you, Menai. Excellent. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Goodbye now. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-Mam! Mam! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-Mam! Mam! - -What? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
-The note - -where did you get it from? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-Excuse me? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-Excuse me? - -Mam! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
-Where did you get that note -and what did it say? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-It's all arranged and your guest -from the north arrives tomorrow. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
-You'll get on really well. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
-You'll get on really well. - -What's his name? Let it be a he! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-Please say it's a he! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Please say it's a he! - -Her name is... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
-..Brengain. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
-No! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
-Croeso. Welcome. -Bienvenue. Willkommen. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-Ngyiakwemukela. Swagatam. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
-There's an old Welsh folk song -that goes like this... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-# Mister Jones sent me a letter -Ffal-la la-la la-la la-la-la | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
-# Handsome writing on fine paper -Ffal-la la-la la-la la-la-la | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
-# In it he was clearly asking -Ffal-la la-la la-la la-la-la | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
-# Would I go with Deio to Tywyn? -Ffal-la la-la la-la la-la-la # | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
-If you're Deio, where is your Tywyn? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-I just wanna go to the pub -to watch the footy with my mates. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-We can follow this pilgrim to his -destination, just to be supportive. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:57 | |
-It's the Farmers' Arms -in Clan-doo-dock. Do you know it? | 0:10:57 | 0:11:02 | |
-Your destination -shall be our destination. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-We will follow your star on your -journey, however long it might take. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
-It's here. See? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
-I'm meeting the lads there in ten -minutes so step on it please, mate. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:20 | |
-It's Kyley Boy's stag do. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
-Come all the way from Chelmsford. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-I hope this Farmers' Arms -serves humans as well as sheep. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
-We went to a place -the other night. Ooph! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-We rocked up there. -The lads were ****** starving. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
-We couldn't pronounce anything -on the menu until we turned it over. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
-There was two old boys in the corner -givin' it the old lingo. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-Chokin' on their phlegm they was, -with the ll and the ch. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-I tell you what got my goat. -What wound me up. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-As soon as we walked into the pub, -they started speaking Welsh. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-****ing Welsh! ****ing cheek! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-What kind of welcome in the hillside -is that? That's backward that is. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:03 | |
-What's the point speaking Welsh -when they can all speak English? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:09 | |
-BRAKES SCREECH | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
-Oh - map! Sorry. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
-Go, Jojo! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
-. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:30 | |
-Subtitles | 0:12:37 | 0:12:37 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-Carry on. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
-# Mm! # | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
-The mutterings of the spirits of our -nightmares foretell our passing... | 0:12:48 | 0:12:54 | |
-..with each sip -of the pinot grigio of life. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
-Between the naked breasts -of night... | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
-..legs entwined -in the murky moonlight... | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
-..the shame -of our connected bodies. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
-Despite the yearning -for your stubble... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-..tickling the core of my being. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-I'm not happy -about having to say this! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-Don't be silly! It's only stubble. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-Besmirching me with shame. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-Obediently I sin -as I reach the peak of my lust. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
-And then, salvation comes. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
-The words of a creative heart -shatters the shame. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-It is now but a carcass. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
-Why do you look like -Archangel Gabriel... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
-..but I'm an old lush -and Gwenan is sex-mad? | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-Are you trying to say something? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-I feel like a real ****** ****! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
-Don't talk rubbish. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-But if the cap fits... | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
-What? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Where are you going? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
-Ffion, please be -a bit more enthusiastic. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-We're expecting a schoolgirl, -not the Grim Reaper! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
-Yes, but you don't know her, Dad. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-You have so much in common. -You're the same age. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-I'm the same age as Justin Bieber -but I don't want him here either! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
-Justin Bieber -is two years older than you. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
-I won't ask -how or why you know that! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-You both love poetry -and you both take poetry classes. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
-Mam, she's sick! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
-She's like, "I'm really awesome -at writing poetry." | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
-She's a condescending teacher's pet. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-DOORBELL | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
-Answer the door. Be polite and -speak Welsh we can all understand! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
-She's so like, "Oh, look at me!" | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-She's so Little Miss Perfect! -She's so... | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
-Hello again. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-Hello again. - -Whoa! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
-What, Ffion? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
-I'm a woman. Haven't you seen -a pregnant woman before? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
-Small am I and yet with child -Sweet Brengain a mother mild. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:34 | |
-Did he get it to work? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
-Not really, no. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
-I told him I wanted to run -Linux software on it. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-It runs embedded systems too -you see. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-You know - devices where their -operating systems... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
-..are built into the firmware and -are highly-tailored to the system. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:08 | |
-Yes, but you'd need a less -resource-intensive desktop... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:13 | |
-..like LXDE or Xfce -for that, you fool. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
-That's exactly what Bill Gates said. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
-Or use Android, -because the OS uses touch inputs... | 0:16:22 | 0:16:28 | |
-..which correspond slightly -with real world actions... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
-..like tapping, swiping, pinching -and reverse pinching... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
-..to manipulate things on screen, -and for the virtual keyboard. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
-Android won't work on this. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
-Exactly! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-I told Bill... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-..I wanted a unix-based graphical -interface operating system... | 0:16:51 | 0:16:57 | |
-..or nothing at all. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-What did he say about that? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-He looked at me -like I had a screw loose. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
-Then, he offered -to repair this till for me for free. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:10 | |
-He couldn't even manage that! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-Eat up, Brengain. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
-Yes. You're eating for two. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
-Yes. You're eating for two. - -Ffion, hush! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-No, it's fine. I'm hyperaware -of my offspring's needs. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
-Excellent. Here's hoping he... | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-She. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-She. - -She? Alright. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
-Here's hoping she likes lasagne. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
-So you know it's a girl? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-No, but I'm trying not to yield -to chauvinistic presumption... | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
-..that 'he' is the only suitable -pronoun to use... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:50 | |
-..in the absence -of any concrete evidence of sex. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
-I can see loads -of concrete evidence of sex. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-LOUD CHEERS | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-Turn that ****** sound down. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
-****** midweek football, Champions -League, Premiership, La Liga... | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
-..Sunday football. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
-All we see is ****** boxing -or football. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
-****! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
-Footballers are show ponies. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-They shouldn't be on the pitch. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-They should be judged -at the Royal Welsh. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-****** hair, tattoos and lipstick. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-Rubbish! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-More money than sense. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
-They're on 50,000 per week... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-..and they spend most of their time -falling over. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
-People pay a fortune -for the tickets. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-And for what? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
-To watch 22 idiots rolling around, -shouting and crying. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
-You can see that in the Farmers' -every Saturday night! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
-On Tuesday, Craig Headbanger -will feed his bull... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
-..near the fence -next to the leisure centre. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-The two women who had a scrap -in the pub last week... | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
-..have said if they see each other -again, they'll have another scrap. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
-Those are the exciting things -that are on in our area this week. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
-That was Oswyn Lwmp -with his weekly slot, What's On. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
-I've got something on too. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
-I've got something on too. - -Yes, but it'll be rubbish! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
-And that's what's on in our area, -listeners. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
-It's the best event ever -and I'm organizing it. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
-Everyone's welcome -apart from you, Alwyn. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
-It's Dr Dre to you and anyway, -I don't want to go to your event! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
-Nobody will want to go. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
-I'd rather go and see -Craig Headbanger's bull. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
-No, everyone will want to come. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
-It's a music festival. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-On one stage -I've got Cowbois Rhos Botwnnog... | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
-..and on the other stage... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-..Coldplay. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
-There you go! -I said it'd be rubbish. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-My brother once organized -a live music event. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
-He called it Live Aid. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
-And that's what's on in our area -this week. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
-# What's On # | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-What's the dealio with the daddyo? -Is he your BF? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
-I didn't understand a word of that! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
-I didn't understand a word of that! - -Speak properly! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-Who fathered your offspring? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-She should have -stuck with the original! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-The muse. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
-What? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
-Golden muse, on passion unfurled -Then a babe enters the world. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
-All I remember -about the conception... | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-..is I'd just finished reading -the Eisteddfod literary entries... | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
-..and in the euphoria of the minute, -it seemed to come in a flash. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-I know the feeling well! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-I know the feeling well! - -Gross, Dad! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
-An ode has an everlasting chill | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
-Rhyme's passionate cry is shrill | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
-Rhythm is a vital, rising hill | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
-But my child is sheer poetry, -My ultimate thrill. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-Do you see what I did there? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
-I don't know how it happened... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-..but since I became impregnated, -poetry has gushed forth... | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
-..from here -and, more importantly, from here. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-I must go and rest now. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-To retreat, with no hint of fuss -To stay fit to carry my foetus. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
-What would you two do -if I came home like that? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-I'd kill you! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
-That poetry was ****** ****! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
-That poetry was ****** ****! - -Huw! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
-# Know their stuff, -Know their stuff | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
-# Know their stuff, -Know their stuff, know their stuff | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-# Gandhi, Marie Curie, -Picasso and Da Vinci | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
-# Kiss and AC/DC -All know their stuff | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
-# Dr Kate and Waldo, -Messi and Ronaldo | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
-# Rory and Nick Faldo -All know their stuff | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-# Know their stuff, -Know their stuff | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-# Know their stuff, -Know their stuff, know their stuff | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
-# Who's the lady on the telly -Who bakes cakes that are lovely? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
-# Mary Berry, obviously -She knows her stuff | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
-# Rihanna and Beyonce, -Stravinsky and Tchaikovsky | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
-# Flipper and Lassie, -They all know their stuff | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
-# All this should ring a bell -Every girl and boy as well | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
-# At something do excel | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
-# They all know their stuff | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
-# Know their stuff, -Know their stuff | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
-# Know their stuff, -Know their stuff, know their stuff | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
-# Know their stuff | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-# Know their stuff # | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-S4C subtitles by Eirlys A Jones | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
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