Saturday Part 2 Glastonbury

Choice. Fun. Glastonbury in one word - Inexplicably amazing. That's two

words. It's like the afterlife. Celebration. Awesome. Concentrated.

Mud. That will do it, yeah! Hi and welcome back to Glastonbury

2016. Saturday has been a very, very good day. There have been stunning

performances, which can enjoy courtesy of BBC music. Right now

you're going to enjoy a performance from a band who had an immense time.

Walking around today you asked people who they were going to see.

The vast majority were heading to the Pyramid Stage for one point in

time, to enjoy songs that they grew up loving and to have a big sing

along. Saturday afternoon, on the Pyramid Stage was all about the

feel-good factor, it was about these immense songs. It was watching and

joining in with a band you have loved throughout your life. This was

a proper Glastonbury moment, almost a legend slot in its own right on a

Saturday afternoon. Sit back and enjoy the music of Madness.

# When you're a disgrace to the human race

# They've made a commitment You're an embarrassment

# Yes an embarrassment A living endorsement

# The intention that you have booked

# Was an intention that was overlooked

# They say stay away Don't want you home today

# Keep away from our door Don't come round here no more

# Our dad don't wanna know he says

# This is a serious matter Too late to reconsider

# Our mum she don't wanna know

# She says I'm feeling twice as old

# She says she thought she had her head on her shoulders

# Cos I'm feeling twice as older

Thank you. Welcome pop pickers. Yeah, welcome to this special

edition of Top of the Pops. It's 1979...

CHEERING A bunch of spotty herberts from North London.

CHEERING # Buster, bowl me over

with your bogus dance Ladies and gentleman, boys and

girls, those of you of a nervous disposition or on prescribed drugs,

be afraid, very afraid. Thank you very much. The good people

of Glastonbury, hello! Hello! For those of you that have come here for

the One Direction perfume launch... LAUGHTER

That's in, erm...... Field number 27 over there.

For,' tis so, we are Madness. # Ooh I watched you grow

up Only to despise # I seen the madness stack up

through tarpaulin eyes # I have heard you come up

Believing your own lies # Witnessed the blessing rise up

in a very strange disguise # One thing remains

That's for certain # I will love you all my life

But without you in my life # Ooh, I watched you climb up

I seen you come alive # From those very humble

beginnings in NW5 # One thing remains

That's for certain # For just that song

to sing I sing now # Yes I watched you grow

up only to despise # Witnessed the blessing rise up

in a very strange disguise # People change just

like the weather # I hope things work out

for the better # I would give you everything

For just the smile you bring # For just the song

to sing I sing now # For just the song

to sing I sing now # For just the song

to sing I sing now CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much, yeah. When we started this band, Glastonbury was

still a twinkle in its grandfather's eye. We started the band in a

bedroom. It was quite a squash, as you can imagine. I remember one day,

all right ladies? He started playing this tune and I thought, "Do you

know what, we might be getting somewhere."

# My girl's mad at me I didn't wanna see the film tonight

# I found it hard to say She thought I'd had enough of her

# Why can't she see She's lovely to me?

# But I like to stay in And watch TV on my own

# My girl's mad at me Been on the telephone for an hour

# I tried and tried but I could not be heard

# Why can't I explain? Why do I feel this pain?

# Cos everything I say She doesn't understand

# She doesn't realise She takes it all the wrong way

# My girl's mad at me We argued just the other night

# We talked and talked until it was light

# I thought we'd agreed I thought we'd talked it out

# She says that I don't care She says I'm unaware

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Gracias, muchos. I'd like to

apologise to the people who are camping next to my family. Some of

them have moved off this morning. I'm ready whenever you are. Tea

break? One, two, three, four... Woe betide you if you wander from

God's hands. The righteous and truth, will never you tell you no

lies. But he's heading off up the wrong side of town. Eyes sparkle in

the red light glow. He's ready to go. Come down, Mr Apples. You're

going to do yourself in. He's never unsure whose shoulders he

should rub. A leader, a pillar of the church. Capital punishment, he

wants to bring back the birch. Of course he does. Because when that

sun goes down, he's heading off to the wrong side of town. His eyes

spark until the red light glow. Check his pockets, he's ready to go.

Calm down, Mr Apples. You're going to do, you're gonna do yourself in.

Tell us where you've been. Oh, calm down, Mr Apples. You're going to

wear yourself out. What's it all about?

What's it all about? Eyes sparkle, the red light glow. Trouser pockets,

he's ready to go. Calm down, Mr Apples. You're going to do, you're

going to do yourself in. Tell us where you've been. And oh, calm

down, Mr Apples. You're going to wear yourself out. And what's it all

about? What's it all about? We care about you.

And what's it all about? You know, you're gonna wear yourself out.

You're gonna wear yourself out. CHEERING. Thank you! That was Mr

Apples. Chocks away. CHEERING. All the things I know and

all the things that I don't. Are you going home tonight or are we staying

for another couple? How can you refuse, half my kingdom

I offer you. All that I ask is that you walk with me. Don't turn away,

all my deepest secrets I share with you. Oh you can't tell us now. Not

now, we are in too deep. Tumbling in each other's stubborn

foolishness. No! They can't touch us now. Not

now, we're in too deep. We have all the treasures now you need. Oh, no.

They can't touch us now. Don't denounce your beliefs.

Don't listen to what they say. I will always, always believe.

That you can't touch us now. Not now, we're in too deep.

We have all the Treasury that we need.

No, no, no. No, you can't touch us now.

Not now, we're in too deep. And all the treasures that we need.

No, no, no. You can't touch us now.

Not now, we're in too deep. CHEERING. Thank you very much! I

would like to thank all the people who helped me on my way from the

park to the flipping hospitality area, which I now realise is 15

miles! On wobbly legs. I would like to introduce you to a new-found

talent within the band. You never know what's going to pop up next in

this band. Afternoon. He's making a hell of a racket down there, that

bloke. Anyway, I found out recently you can fool 59.1% of the people all

of the time. That went down well! Anyway, I've had lots of requests

about this. Loads of 'em, but I'm still going to carry on doing this.

I found some cassettes at home and this is an old ska song. Joking!

Come on! CHEERING. Let's go!

# I'm on the way to the promised land

That's enough of that. Thank you! CHEERING. I had my boys trained in

Vienna. One day I will go back to get him. Suggs, what do you want me

to do? Ladies and gentlemen, Let's Get Ready to Rhumble. The louder you

scream... CHEERING. I beg your pardon? The

louder you scream... CHEERING. The faster we go. Ladies

and gentlemen, show time! # Here we go, here we go, here woe

go# -- here we go#

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.

I could get used to this. # "Morning, miss"

"Can I help you, son?" # So if you'll serve,

I'll be on my way # Box of balloons,

with a feather-light touch # A bag of party poppers

that pop in the night # A toothbrush, a hairspray,

plastic grin # Miss Clay on all corners

has just walked in # Welcome to the house of fun,

now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,

temptation's on his way # 16 - big boy

full pint, in my manhood # I'm up-to-date

and the date's today # So if you'll serve,

I'll be me on my way # Welcome to the house of fun,

now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,

temptation's on his way # I'm sorry, sorry, son,

but we don't stock # Try the house of fun,

it's quicker if you run # This is a chemist,

not a joker's shop # Comprehende, savvy, understand

Do you hear? # A pack of party hats,

with the coloured tips # Hello, Joe, hello, Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day # Welcome to the house of fun,

now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,

temptation's on his way # Welcome to the house of fun,

now I've come of age # Welcome to the lion's den,

temptation's on his way Surely, some mistake.

APPLAUSE Thank you.

The temptation was round my way last night. Any road up. Yeah, erm... So

lovely to see you all, yes! Beautiful. All sizes, shapes, ages.

What's really nice is to see some young faces down here. That's very

nice indeed. CHEERING

Are you still at school? Are you studying? Are you doing anything?

Any good? Listen to me, young lady, you get your levels and your exams

and all that or you'll end up like him.

LAUGHTER # Headmaster's

breaking all the rules # Was how to bend,

not break, the rules # Gone to fight with

the next door's school # Was how to bend,

not break, the rules. # Back of the head

with a plastic cup # Was how to bend,

not break, the rules # To make the difference

to the days. # Baggy trousers, baggy

trousers, baggy trousers #. # Baggy trousers, baggy

trousers, baggy trousers Mr Pharmacist...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you, yeah! I've got to say

what a terrific weekend I've been having. It's only getting better.

Come on! # The kids are playing

up down stairs # Our house, in the

middle of our street # Our house, in the

middle of our street # Our house,

in the middle of our # Our house, in the

middle of our street # She's the one they're

going to miss, in lots of ways # Our house, in the

middle of our street # Our house,

in the middle of our # We would have such

a very good time # Then we'd say nothing would come

between us, two dreamers # The kids are playing

up down stairs # Our house, in

the midful our street # Our house, in the

middle of our street # Our house, was our

castle and our keep # Our house, in the

middle of our street # our house, that was

where we used to sleep # Our house, in the middle of

our street.# CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Are you still here? CHEERING Come on, you're not that

out of it. It's a simple question: Are you still here?

CHEERING That's a right bit of luck, because we've got one more thing to

say to youse. # I'm about to explain, that someone

is losing their brain # Madness, madness, madness,

madness, madness, madness. # And I won't be the one

who's gonna suffer # It's just gone noon

half past monsoon # Here comes the boat

only half-afloat # Only just one more

to this desolate shore # The oar snaps in his hand

before he reaches dry land # But the sound

doesn't deafen his smile # Just pokes at wet sand

with an oar in his hand Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor. Thank you very much. Goodnight!

CHEERING. We want to party, we want to party.

There was a party, there was a party. It was a party. There was a

party, there was a party. There was a party. There was a party, there

was a party. There was a proper party.

Sweet! Goodnight! Thank you very much. That's our children you're

watching now. Grandchildren, great-flipping grandchildren. Hello!

We haven't got time to go offstage, because we've ended, but if you can

just turn around and you if you like any more, let us know. If not, we'll

just wander offer. CHEERING.

Thank you! Jesus, that could have been embarrassing. Yeah, on the

subject of families and bringing up kids, which I'm sure a lot of you

out there are doing at this moment, we are certainly kids of somebody

else. That's a fact. Even I know. You want me to play this song, for a

lot of reasons. # We bought a lot of things

to keep you warm and dry # And a funny old crib

on which the paint won't dry # On what to say to people

when they pick on you # And if you ever

have to go to school # Remember how they

messed up this old fool # Don't pick fights

with the bullies or the cads # 'Cause I'm not much cop

at punching other people's Dads # And if the homework

brings you down, # Then we'll throw it on the fire

and take the car downtown. CHEERING.

Thank you very much. The late, great, David Bowie. We would like to

leave you with very simple sentiment. Yeah.

CHEERING. # And I never thought

I'd feel this way Bees: I've tried all the rest.

Love is the best. Thank you very much. Thank you!

CHEERING. Have a great rest of whatever day it is. We were feeling

the love. Thank you. Goodnight. CHEERING. Afternoon. Whatever.

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