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-Fireworks night is almost here.

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-Roxy and I come here to watch

-the display. It's stunning.

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-The best kitchen in the world again.

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-You can't watch fireworks

-without a hot dog.

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-I don't like rubbish hot dogs. I'm

-pimping mine up with superb chilli.

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-There's more bang in them than the

-A-bombs exploding over the castle.

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-Fire and smoke

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-I'm using local mince

-for the chilli. The pan is hot.

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-A little oil.

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-In goes the mince.

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-I love the sizzle -

-best noise in the world!

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-I'm not going to touch it -

-I'll leave it to brown a bit.

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-There's nothing sadder

-than chilli...

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-..when the mince has been boiled

-in its own juice and not browned.

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-It's important

-you get the caramelization.

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-We're getting good colour now

-so I'm going to add more flavour.

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-Here I have a bay leaf, cumin seeds,

-coriander seeds, smoked paprika...

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-..crushed chillies

-and a cinnamon stick.

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-I'll just crush the bay

-and put the rest in.

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-I'll keep the cinnamon stick

-until there's more sauce.

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-It's high time smell-o-vision

-was invented.

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-If you could smell what I can smell.

-Fucking hell!

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-I have some shallots.

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-Even though I have dried chillies,

-I love fresh chillies.

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-I'm not taking the seeds out but

-you can if you don't want a kick.

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-Time to add some garlic.

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-A pepper.

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-I'm happy with the mince.

-There are caramelized bits.

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-There are large juicy bits

-and small crispy bits.

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-I'll remove this now.

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-I'm going to deglaze the pan now

-to get all the crispy bits.

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-You can then just scrape the bits

-from the edges.

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-Leave the wine to reduce

-by about half.

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-While that's happening

-I'm going to pour another glass.

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-This Malbec is bloody lovely!

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-What better?

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-Cooking on the banks of the Menai,

-the river Seiont, the castle...

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-..and echoes of "iawn, cont?"

-carrying on the sea breeze!

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-Fucking brilliant.

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-The wine's reduced by half,

-so I'll put the mince back in.

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-A tin of tomatoes.

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-The cinnamon stick. Cut it in half

-to release the flavours.

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-A little beef stock.

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-You can't have chilli without beans,

-so I have mixed beans here...

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-..kidney beans, cannellini beans,

-black-eyed peas and sweetcorn.

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-One more thing to pimp this chilli

-even more is dark chocolate.

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-Just grate some in.

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-I'll let it cook down

-for 10-15 minutes...

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-..and then

-we can hammer those sausages!

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-Raining fucking cheese!

-I love it!

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-That's it.

-The best chilli dogs in the world.

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-Chris Roberts special.

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-Tuck in hard!

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-Wow!

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-Fucking fireworks in my mouth.

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-I have my own hot dog here -

-little Roxy.

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-She's dying to try it.

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-You didn't eat my fucking fish,

-did you!

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-Roxy loves it.

-She can have another sausage.

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-Hello, my name is Khethiwe Ncube and

-I want to be Miss World Zimbabwe UK.

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-The competition winner gets to

-compete in Miss Zimbabwe in Africa

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-To prepare for Miss World Zimbabwe

-UK, I go to London every Sunday...

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-..to rehearse the talent round...

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-..and rehearse

-talking to people onstage.

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-When I was young...

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-..I liked fashion magazines

-and going to shops with friends.

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-It's always been an interest.

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-Khethiwe has travelled to London

-to compete in the final

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-I'm really nervous

-but really excited.

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-My make-up and hair have been done.

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-So, I'm ready to go.

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-We moved to Llangefni

-because of work and school.

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-In Zimbabwe, Mam and Dad

-worked for the Zimbabwean air force.

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-So, after moving to Anglesey,

-he worked for the Royal Air Force.

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-I was the first black person

-in my school.

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-People did treat me different...

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-..but I wasn't really bothered

-when I was young.

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-She competed in Miss Wales 2016

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-It's not just pretty girls

-walking around.

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-I do charity work with Miss Wales.

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-I do confidence boosting classes.

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-If you want to do pageants, do it.

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-People have opinions,

-but do what you want to do.

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-Today, she's competing

-by speaking in public...

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-..dancing...

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-..and modelling.

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-She reached the last 8...

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-..but will she be back

-to give it another try in 2018?

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-I want to try again, definitely.

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-Try, try, try again.

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-Don't trust anyone

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-Ghosts

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-Today, I want to talk to you

-about ghosts.

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-If you don't think ghosts

-are a conspiracy theory...

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-..how do you explain all the people

-who don't believe in ghosts?

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-Before I begin,

-I have a ghost story for you.

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-I was travelling in a car

-up the A470.

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-I was by that roundabout with a pub.

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-You go into that village

-full of yokels and chavs.

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-It's before the hill and the sheep.

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-I was behind this car.

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-As I got towards it...

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-..bang.

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-It wasn't a crash - it disappeared.

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-Yes, I saw a ghost car.

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-Ghosts are interesting things.

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-If you haven't seen one...

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-..I'm sure everyone watching will

-know someone who's seen a ghost.

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-A lot of people believe

-that dead people walk the earth.

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-I think it's a comfort for some...

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-..that dead people they love

-are still with them.

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-Not zombies. That's eurgh!

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-I don't want to disagree...

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-..or make anyone

-who believes in ghosts feel silly.

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-But, I'm going to offer some

-logical and scientific reasons...

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-..which could be linked to ghosts.

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-Here we go.

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-Have you ever seen the shadow

-of a person or ghost...

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-..out of the corner of your eye?

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-Scientists in Switzerland...

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-..have discovered that crossed wires

-can happen in the brain...

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-..which complicates the idea

-of who you are.

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-It's linked with what happens

-in schizophrenic brains.

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-If this happens to you...

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-..it's possible that you're seeing

-a projection of yourself.

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-That doesn't explain the ghost car.

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-Secondly, infrasound

-is a low-frequency sound...

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-..that's too low

-for the human ear to hear...

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-..but is strong enough

-for us to feel.

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-So it can affect our bodies

-through vibration.

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-It makes the eyes vibrate

-without us realizing.

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-That causes us to see shapes

-and ghosts in front of us.

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-Infrasound has been discovered in

-many supposedly haunted locations.

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-It's usually caused

-by things like fans.

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-That certainly

-doesn't explain the ghost car.

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-Next,

-you're in an old empty mansion.

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-You're in a dark, creepy room.

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-Suddenly...

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-..you walk into a wall of cold air.

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-What causes it?

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-Draft.

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-Just draft.

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-Put the heating on

-or put on a jumper.

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-Again, that certainly

-doesn't explain the ghost car.

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-I'm sure that anyone who's watched

-ghost programmes on TV...

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-..has heard of orbs.

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-Yes.

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-They're the little balls of light

-that appear in photographs...

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-..and are described as lost souls.

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-They're dust.

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-Dust caught in the camera flash.

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-That doesn't explain lost souls

-or the ghost car.

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-Psychics. I really wish

-that psychics aren't real.

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-That would mean dead people

-are knobs.

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-Every Thursday,

-when I go to see a psychic...

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-..instead of them saying,

-"Ger, it's James here. I'm fine.

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-"I'm a ghost. I can haunt people.

-Everything's fine"...

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-..it's usually,

-"My name starts with the letter J."

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-That's tight.

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-However,

-it doesn't explain the ghost car.

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-To finish, if you're one of those

-people who wakes up in the night...

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-..and sees ghosts above your bed,

-it could be sleep paralysis.

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-You're dreaming with your eyes open.

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-So, there you have it...

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-..some facts and some things

-which may explain ghosts.

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-What do you think?

-Have you ever seen a ghost?

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-Let us know...

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-..especially if you're in that place

-on the A470 and you see a ghost car.

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-Otherwise, keep your eyes open

-and don't trust anyone.

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-Hello?

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-# No-one

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-# Knows a thing

-in the daylight hours

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-# Dah-dah-dah, do-dah-dah-dah

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-# No-one knows a thing

-in the daylight hours #

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-Thanks, Bryn.

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-# We'll get them in the end

-say the authorities #

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-Thanks, Bryn.

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-Samuel!

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-Bry in Transylvania, part 2

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-Samuel!

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-Warning! Strong language

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-How the fuck did you balls that up,

-Samuel!

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-That was supposed to be our hotel.

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-Where the fuck

-are we going to stay now, eh?

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-Samuel, where are you going?

-I'm trying to talk to you!

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-Come back! Samuel!

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-Oi!

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-Listen here.

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-You've fucked up

-the hotel booking...

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-..and your solution is to sleep

-in this fucking tent in the woods.

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-A woman just said it was haunted!

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-Do you know what I'd like now?

-A shower or a bath.

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-Or a shower in the bath.

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-You go first, you tool.

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-Is it lovely down there?

-I'm not scared.

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-I'm camped in the YPV.

-I know what high-risk camping is.

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-Good tent, Samuel. Good colours.

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-It's lovely.

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-Suitable. Just what's needed.

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-Ventilation on the side too.

-Special.

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-You don't need

-to keep warm out here. Twat!

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-"Go abroad, Bry.

-It'll be a nice little jolly."

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-It's already wet in here.

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-Oh, I need a piss.

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-Iolo Williams

-wouldn't put up with this shit.

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-Shit, what's that?

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-This is like Predator.

-What was that noise?

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-My nerves are shot more than

-in that sleepover with Rhys Meirion.

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-Samuel!

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-Fuck!

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-Fuck, I'm going to die here.

-My feet are in pieces!

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-It's the end. Where's the Christian

-area when you really need it?

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-This is Gwynfor Evans' fault.

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-All I wanted to do was sit on a sofa

-and say that Can I Gymru is shit.

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-Where's that fucking tent?!

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-God, please help. I'm sorry

-for calling the Archdruid a twat.

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-I'm sorry for slagging off Radio

-Cymru Mwy. It's a really good idea.

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-Fuck! The Old Library

-is trying its best, fair play.

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-Forgive me. I want Mam.

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-Poor Samuel.

-He's useless without me.

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-Oh, Lord, help me, please.

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-What the fuck is that?!

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-Samuel, how are you?

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-Alright? You fucking left me here

-all alone!

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-You swine!

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-Just you wait

-until S4C hear about this.

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-You'll be finished in the business.

-Finished.

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-Lucky I'm cool in a crisis.

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-Cool as a cucumber. No panics.

-You just need a clear mind.

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-I've watched enough Rambo

-to know how to survive.

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-Yes.

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-Let's get out of this country,

-sharpish. Back to Wales.

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-We might be shit at everything

-and our language is dying...

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-..but at least

-there are no vampires.

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-30ml dark rum

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-20ml white rum

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-10ml apricot liqueur

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-25ml lime

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-Dash of absinthe

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-Dash of Angostura

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-I'm going to show you how to make

-modern and simple earrings...

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-..using wires and silver balls.

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-It's popular at the moment to wear

-jewellery that's a bit different.

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-I'm going to show you...

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-..how to make jewellery

-without using expensive machinery.

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-All you need is scissors,

-silver balls...

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-..a silver wire

-or a fake one to practise.

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-You choose what you want to design.

-Use a shape you like and go for it.

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-That's it -

-a unique pair of earrings.

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-They're easy to make.

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-For more ideas, go to my Pinterest.

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-Let me try and get this right.

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-We have members of Los Blancos,

-former members of Tymbal...

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-..former members of Castro and

-a former member of Sgidiau Glas...

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-..all mixed up!

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-Those are a lot of bands but you've

-joined forces to create ARGRPH.

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-It's quite a psychedelic sound.

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-I'm hearing influences

-such as Tame Impala.

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-Is that the musical direction

-you're going in?

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-Yes, psychedelia has influenced us.

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-We all like modern stuff.

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-We started off different. We wanted

-a surf sound to start off with.

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-We've tried to keep that

-but it's developed less, I guess.

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-We've taken stuff off

-rather than chucked stuff in.

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-I always mention this

-to Welsh-language bands.

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-That sound's quite popular in Wales.

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-You've got Sen Segur

-Jen Jeniro before then...

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-..and maybe...

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-..Ysgol Sul even -

-they went quite shoegaze and slow.

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-Why are you attracted to that genre?

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-It's partly down

-to who you gig with.

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-Who you record with.

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-Who records you is a huge thing.

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-Llyr recorded us, so influences

-will come from there, definitely.

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-In terms of the actual sound...

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-..we're still trying

-to keep it a bit heavier and faster.

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-Switch it around so it doesn't

-fall into a safe net...

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-..of playing what we know

-people want to hear.

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-# Don't notice what's wrong

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-# Don't notice what's wrong

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-# Time is passing

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-# Time is passing

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-# Time is passing

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-# Don't ask any more

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-# Don't ask any more

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-# I'm not dependable

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-# Don't ask who

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-# Don't ask who

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-# I can't feel

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-# I'm burnt

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-# What's missing?

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-# What's missing?

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-# What's missing?

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-# What's missing?

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-# What's missing?

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-# What's missing?

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Tiwns, comedi a lleisiau ffres. Blas o gynnwys arlein @hanshs4c. Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. A taste of online content @hanshs4c.