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Pennod 18

Tiwns, comedi a lleisiau ffres. Blas o gynnwys arlein @hanshs4c. Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. A taste of online content @hanshs4c.


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-Hello and welcome.

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-You must be thinking,

-"Who the hell are you?!

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-My name is Mared.

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-Though there

-are interesting things about me...

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-..one thing intrigues everyone.

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-I'm blind.

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-I know what you're thinking...

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-.."You look really normal.

-You're not blind.

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-"You're really friendly,

-young and smiley.

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-"You don't have a white stick.

-or a guide dog."

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-Trust me, I am.

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-When I was ten, I was diagnosed with

-a eye condition called Stargardts.

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-It sounds like a shit spin-off

-of The X Factor.

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-It affects the central vision.

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-It gets worse over time.

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-My life is like watching a film

-on an old television set.

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-One nobody's tuned for years

-so the pixilation is really shit.

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-Mice chew on the cables

-behind the television...

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-..so sparks and flashes of light

-come out of the screen.

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-Plus, some idiot

-spilt coffee over the VHS...

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-..so there's a black blob in the

-middle of the screen while I watch.

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-Imagine we're all watching

-the same film.

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-A life film.

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-Most of us are watching

-the film in HD, 3D IMAX.

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-It's very clear and fancy

-and detailed.

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-It's what you're all used to.

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-Some of us are watching the film

-on, you know, a normal television...

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-..and classic DVDs.

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-Some of us are still watching

-the old-fashioned VHSs.

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-They all do the same thing and

-we're all watching the same film.

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-The pictures

-are in colour sometimes.

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-The sound's working fine.

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-So, what's the problem?

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-This is what living

-with a visual impairment is like.

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-You must remember this...

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-This was huge.

-It dominated social media for weeks.

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-People were arguing

-over this picture.

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-Some saw it in blue and black...

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-..and others saw the dress

-in gold and white.

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-It was huge.

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-It was on the news and This Morning.

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-People were obsessed with it.

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-It freaked people out...

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-..because people didn't understand

-why people saw it in different ways.

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-It made people question things

-in real life...

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-..like the colour of the air

-and the colour of grass.

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-There's a new one now.

-I'm calling it #TrainerGate

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-Which colours

-do you think these trainers are?

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-Pink and white or blue and grey?

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-It's all down to the brain.

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-If we look again

-at the picture of the dress...

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-..the dress

-is actually blue and black.

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-But in the picture

-that was on social media...

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-..the light that hits the dress

-is really warm.

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-That makes the picture change...

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-..and so people see it differently.

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-That's why some people

-saw the dress as gold and white.

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-It's really cool.

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-That's what life is.

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-We all see life in different ways...

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-..and experience the world

-in different ways.

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-Just because my way of seeing

-the world is different to you...

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-..it doesn't make it

-better or worse.

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-Like HD and the VHS...

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-..they've all been celebrated

-and valued in their own ways.

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-My experience of life

-is just as valid as yours.

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-So, let me know

-in the comments box below...

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-..which colours

-you see in the dress.

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-I'll see you next time.

-Thanks for watching. Ta-ra!

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-Egg yolk

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-Baking powder

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-Flour

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-Sugar

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-Cinnamon

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-Milk

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-Butter

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-Mix

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-Microwave 45 seconds

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-Taste

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-Jam sponge

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-My guest today

-is a man, an opera diva...

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-..and he's sang and high-fived

-all the big names.

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-Please welcome the one-man choir

-from Ruthin...

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-..Rhys Meirion.

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-Clap!

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-Hello. Alright?

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-Fine, thanks. You?

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-Have you had an ovation like that

-before?

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-No, never.

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-It sounded like something

-you'd get in a snooker hall.

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-Do you like snooker?

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-Do you like snooker?

-

-Yes.

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-You have to laugh.

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-You have to laugh.

-

-Yes. Laugh out loud.

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-Your laugh is contagious.

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-Your laugh is contagious.

-

-Thank you.

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-Enough messing about now.

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-Let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

-The brass tacks.

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-Serious questions to get to know

-the real Rhys Meirion.

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-So, who is Rhys Meirion?

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-Who is Rhys Meirion?

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-He lives near Ruthin.

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-In one word.

-Rhys Meirion in one word.

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-OK. Singer.

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-That doesn't give us a lot.

-Three words.

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-Singer and Welshman.

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-OK. Five words but without using

-the words you've just used.

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-Gosh. OK.

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-Used to live in Porthmadog.

-I live in Ruthin now.

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-That was six or seven words.

-Was anyone counting?

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-How was Deuawdau Rhys Meirion?

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-How was Deuawdau Rhys Meirion?

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-Very good.

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-I enjoyed it

-and the response has been great.

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-Instead of calling it

-Deuawdau (duets)...

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-..you should have called it

-High-Fives Rhys Meirion.

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-There were lots of high-fives

-in it.

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-Yes.

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-Yes.

-

-But you didn't high-five girls.

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-No?

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-No?

-

-They got hugs. I noticed.

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-You're like a stepdad

-who's trying too hard to be cool.

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-D'you think?

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-D'you think?

-

-But I can't knock the singing.

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-You have quite a voice.

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-Who was on this series?

-Series two?

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-Yes, the second series.

-Frank Hennessy.

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-Al Lewis.

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-Al Lewis.

-

-Yes. Do you know him?

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-He got second in Can I Gymru

-in 2007.

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-Well done. You're an encyclopaedia.

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-Well done. You're an encyclopaedia.

-

-Do you remember what he sang?

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-No.

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-Daniel Lloyd as well.

-He was with you.

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-Oh, yeah! Mr Pinc!

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-Go to Hansh's Facebook page

-to see my interview with him.

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-Alys Williams.

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-Alys The Voice.

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-Alys The Voice.

-

-She's great.

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-Eliminated on week one

-of the live shows.

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-Do you know who won that year?

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-No.

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-No.

-

-Andrea Begley. Where is she now?

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-She's not on Deuawdau Rhys Meirion!

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-She's not on Deuawdau Rhys Meirion!

-

-She's not.

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-One-nil Alys. Well, one-one.

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-Yes. Lleuwen Steffan too.

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-Steve Eaves' daughter. Legend.

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-Go on.

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-Go on.

-

-The series ended with her.

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-Elin Fflur. She's been with you too.

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-Elin Fflur. She's been with you too.

-

-Off Heno.

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-Did she cry on your programme too?

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-No! I knew

-you weren't the best of friends.

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-I saw that from watching YouTube.

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-She was a bit shook up.

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-Perhaps she didn't know

-what to expect.

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-We can top Deuawdau Rhys Meirion off

-with a very special duet.

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-Rhys Meirion

-with Gareth the orangutan.

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-OK. You introduce it.

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-You usually start by saying that

-blah blah blah is multitalented.

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-Talented. For me, you could say

-I'm sexy and a friend of the stars.

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-Things like that.

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-Things like that.

-

-OK. Great.

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-This week, I have the honour of

-singing with someone very special.

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-He's an ape

-but he can talk and sing.

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-He has a wonderful tenor voice.

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-That was really good,

-but a bit flat at the start.

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-If you could laugh, that would help.

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-If you could laugh, that would help.

-

-Right. OK.

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-This week, I have the honour of

-singing with someone very special.

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-He's unique.

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-He can talk and he's an ape!

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-He has a wonderful tenor voice.

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-He has a wonderful tenor voice.

-

-Sexy. Sexy.

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-He's really sexy.

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-Tom Jones has nothing on him.

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-Are we ready?

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-Are we ready?

-

-I like that.

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-Was there enough laughter?

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-Was there enough laughter?

-

-That was great. Brilliant.

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-What are we going to sing?

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-What are we going to sing?

-

-I want to sing Dau Gi Bach with you.

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-Alys Williams Alys-ifies songs.

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-I want to Gareth-ize this.

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-Here we go.

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-# Two little dogs

-go into the woods #

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-I pitched that much too high, sorry.

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-I pitched that much too high, sorry.

-

-That was OK. It's called falsetto.

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-We'll try again.

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-# Two little dogs go into the woods

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-# With new shoes on each foot

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-# Two little dogs came home

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-# Having lost a shoe

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-# Two little dogs #

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-Wahey!

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-Good!

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-That was pretty good.

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-How about putting it on your CD?

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-How about putting it on your CD?

-

-A hidden track. That would be good.

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-Yes. It's time now

-for Twitter questions.

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-Erin Meirion on Snapchat asks,

-"favourite child?"

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-What's that about?

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-What's that about?

-

-Erin's my daughter.

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-Is she your favourite?

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-No. I love them all the same.

-I have three.

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-Top three. Number three child. Go.

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-PICK OF THE POPS THEME

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-In at Number 3.

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-Joint first

-for Osian, Elan and Erin.

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-You're too nice.

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-You can't say which of your children

-is your favourite.

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-Well, that's it. Thank you,

-Rhys Meirion. Give him a clap.

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-Great. Thank you.

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-Bye.

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-Ta-ra, Rhys.

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-Nice man.

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

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-This is going to be a sassy episode.

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-Today, I'm going to talk

-about my favourite person...

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-..who I like

-almost more than Mam and Dad.

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-It's RuPaul.

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-If you haven't seen RuPaul,

-your life is going to change today.

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-I don't know where to start.

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-RuPaul's Drag Race is like America's

-Next Top Model but for drag queens.

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-Every series

-starts with 14 contestants.

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-Those 14 come from

-different parts of America.

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-Who is RuPaul?

-Every drag queen calls him Mother.

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-He's very influential.

-Everyone looks up to him.

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-He started with the Club Kid scene.

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-They were popular for their style.

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-The way they reflected themselves.

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-The way they dressed in drag.

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-They were a community...

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-..of gay, bisexual, transsexual

-and heterosexual people.

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-He found he liked to sing

-and make music videos.

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-So he did that.

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-He was so popular he got his

-own show called RuPaul's Drag Race.

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-The drag revolution

-will be televised.

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-I know you're thinking,

-"Why should I watch that?"

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-You have different personalities

-which clash. They bitch and fight.

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-I didn't want to make it

-that everybody was attacking you.

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-I feel very attacked!

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-I feel very attacked!

-

-Relax. Relax.

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-At the end of every programme,

-there are lip syncs.

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-There's drama if a queen doesn't

-know the lyrics, like Valentina.

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-Valentina. This Lip Sync For Your

-Life, we need to see your lips.

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-Take that thing off of your mouth.

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-Take that thing off of your mouth.

-

-I'd like to keep it on, please.

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-It's so dramatic.

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-I've talked about the entertainment

-you get from the show...

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-..and the bitchiness and sassiness.

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-But the main message that

-every series throws out there...

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-..is you are what you are -

-you have to love yourself.

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-It doesn't matter what others say.

-We have to celebrate who we are.

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-Love is love and hate breeds hate.

-That's what RuPaul teaches.

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-Remember -

-if you can't love yourself...

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-..how are you going

-to love somebody else?

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-Can I get an amen up in here?

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-Can I get an amen up in here?

-

-Amen.

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-So, beautiful Hansh, sashay away.

-Get on Netflix.

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-If you don't have Netflix,

-here's my login and password.

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-Only joking. Go on Netflix,

-Logo TV if you live in America.

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-Watch RuPaul's Drag Race.

-It's fucking awesome.

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-Stay sassy, bitches.

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-The Eisteddfod, rugby,

-Caryl Parry Jones.

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-You associate them all with Wales.

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-I like this game. Quarry accidents.

-An empty feeling in your stomach.

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-Canu Y Gan by Profiad.

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-Games too. Here are eight of them.

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-Caryl Parry Jones.

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-Caryl Parry Jones.

-

-I said that!

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-8 games more Welsh

-than Caryl Parry Jones

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-For some reason, Cardiff crops up

-often in post-apocalyptic stories.

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-The capital was a big part

-of the film World War Z.

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-It makes another appearance in

-Resistance: Fall of Man...

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-..where the human race comes

-together after an alien invasion.

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-I know why zombies like the place -

-because of the Brains pubs.

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-The Brains pubs.

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-I don't get it.

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-The Ni No Kuni RPG is about

-as Japanese as you can get...

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-..apart

-from the Mr Drippy character.

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-A fairy with a Swansea accent

-so strong...

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-..it makes Ruth Madoc

-sound like Kate Middleton.

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-When I think about fairies, Swansea

-doesn't spring to mind first.

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-Where then?

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-Where then?

-

-Neath.

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-Yeah. Yeah.

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-Red Dead Redemption

-is one of the biggest games ever.

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-Wales on the map.

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-In Red Dead

-is a character called Alwyn Lloyd...

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-..a dirty, angry and stupid man

-who's shot dead straightaway.

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-It's a fair cop, guv.

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-Here's another Japanese game that's

-looking to Wales for inspiration.

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-Fair play to them.

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-Dragon Quest IX includes a village

-called Porth Llaffan...

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-..on an island called Newid

-near Cuddiedig Cliffs.

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-The villagers worship a God

-called Lleviathan.

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-Subtle.

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-Do you think anyone from Japan's

-watching?

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-Almost certainly not.

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-There are even more Welsh names

-in The Witcher.

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-The main's character called Geralt,

-aka Gwynbleidd...

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-..weapons are called Disglair,

-Melltith and An'ferthe...

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-..and there are more Welsh accents

-than you can handle.

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-The idea of the Wild Hunt,

-central to the third game...

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-..comes straight out of

-Welsh mythology.

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-The baddie, Eredin, is a version of

-the mythical figure, Gwyn ap Nudd.

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-Anyone with an education knows that.

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-Anyone with an education knows that.

-

-Twat.

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-A Welsh-language game?

-What next, computers?

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-Talesinger

-is the next big bilingual game.

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-It's number three on our list

-and hasn't even been released yet.

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-You'll be Gwen, an apprentice poet

-in the Iron Age...

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-..who tries to unite the Celts

-against the Romans.

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-Not through fighting

-but through stories and songs.

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-Even in the Iron Age,

-poets got all the attention.

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-We've been buggered from the start.

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-After Red Dead Redemption,

-it was time for a AAA game...

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-..to have a Welsh character

-who wasn't a big joke.

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-Enter Assassin's Creed IV.

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-Enter Assassin's Creed IV.

-

-Edward Kenway is the main character.

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-He comes from Swansea and doesn't

-like to be called an Englishman.

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-In the game, he talks to Black Bart

-about Casnewydd Bach.

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-I'm not joking.

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-It's the most distinct portrayal

-of Welshness in games up to now...

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-..until Nintendo reveal

-that Mario comes from Deganwy.

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-Are you joking?

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-I don't even know any more.

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-Enaid Coll - a master reboot of

-the first bilingual game on console.

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-A historic moment in the history

-of the Welsh language.

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-William Morgan's Bible,

-get out of here!

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-C'mon Midffild? Adios, amigo.

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-Rhydian Bowen Phillips? Piss off!

0:18:150:18:16

-Rhydian Bowen Phillips? Piss off!

-

-Hey! You've gone too far.

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-Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

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-No-one slags off Rhyd Bo.

-Not on my watch. Not now. Not ever!

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-I was just trying to be

-controversial. Provocative.

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-Will you ever forgive me?

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-Will you ever forgive me?

-

-I don't know.

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-# Looking at him looking at her

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-# He's not a part of them

-and he's not a part of me

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-# Look at her turning him in circles

0:19:230:19:25

-# I have a bee in my bonnet

-and it's driving me mad

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-# Burn your fingers in

-the crow's eyes

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-# Your lover's comfort

-stirring up jealousy

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-# Out of my mind

0:20:380:20:45

-# Out of my mind

0:20:450:20:52

-# Out of my mind

0:20:520:20:58

-# Out of my mind #

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