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-Today's an important day for me. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-It's my cheat day which means -no gym and no healthy eating. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:37 | |
-But I still fancy a challenge. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
-10,000 calories? -Let's fucking do this. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-Good morning, everyone. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
-It's 8.00am in Ammanford. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
-A very early start to the system. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-But I need it because -I'm going to eat 10,000 calories. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-OK. It's almost 9.00am. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-I need something for the journey... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-..so I've chosen something healthy -- an orange. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
-This orange is 950 calories. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:20 | |
-The first Terry's Chocolate Orange. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
-I'm in Hannah's Diner. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
-In front of me are 2,750 calories. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
-Three rashers of bacon, beans, -black pudding, hash browns, eggs... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
-..and three King Kong fingers. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-Of course, I need something sweet. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-Two large pancakes -and a shot of Jagerbomb. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
-I'm not going to waste any time. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-Into the egg it goes, like so. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
-The best way -of eating a breakfast... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-..is to have a bite -from everything on the plate... | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
-..to create -a mini orgasm in the mouth. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-I like my bacon very hard, -like my morning boners. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-I hear the pancakes calling me. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
-A sweet waterfall -flowing so sexily. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
-Breakfast is done -without even touching the sides. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-7,000 calories to go. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
-It's lunchtime. This is 3,700 -calories. It's time to demolish it. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
-I've come to Cafe 37 in Salisbury -Road, Cardiff, to bury this bastard. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:37 | |
-This burger -is called 24 Hour Burger. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-A double cheeseburger with bacon -and cheese, chilli on the side... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
-..a mountain of chips. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
-They think you leave here -not wanting to eat for 24 hours. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
-They're joking. The burger's -drowning under all the chilli. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
-I can taste the calories. -I've almost finished lunch. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
-I'm getting worried -about the gym tomorrow. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
-That's it. Lunch done. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-This is how many calories -I'm up to now. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Off we go. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-Toblerone. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-Not the small one. -Not the medium one. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-The biggest one you can buy. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
-In this, there are 1,900 calories. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
-I've arrived at my favourite place. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
-Good old KFC. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-Now, the last supper. I've combined -McDonald's and KFC in one. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
-McFuckingKFC. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-Double Down burger from KFC. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-No bread. No fucking about. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
-500 calories. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
-Chicken nuggets -are falling on the floor. Twat. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
-Fur. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
-Twenty nuggets, Big Mac meal, -piece of piss. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-Happy Meal, Double Down. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-It's now time -to look at the calculator. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
-3,150 calories. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-That adds up to... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
-That's not fucking right. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-Fucking 11,250. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-I can't believe it. -That was piss easy. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
-12 hours later... | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-Here we are... | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
-..the bench. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-100kg. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-# I went on a trip -to South West Wales | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-# Fishing with the girlfriend -in Whitland | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-# On the road, I met a stranger | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
-# A local man, this is what he said | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-# How are you? How's it going | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-# Jesus Christ, it's cold | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-# I asked him if he spoke Welsh | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
-# He said | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
-# He said - -# Aye | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
-# I took that as a no -and then I left | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-# I went on a trip -to North West Wales | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-# Fishing with the girlfriend -in Felinheli | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-# On the road, I met a stranger | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-# A local man, this is what he said | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
-# Alright, mate? How's it hanging | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-# 'acking hell, it's freezing | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
-# I asked him if he spoke Welsh | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-# He said | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
-# He said - -# Sure | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
-# I took that as a no -and then I left | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-# Both of us went eastwards, had -a pint in a pub in Newport, Gwent | 0:05:47 | 0:05:52 | |
-# At the bar -was an angry man in a tracksuit | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-# A local man, this is what he said | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-# Alright, butt? 'ow's it goin'? -What you talkin' that shit for? # | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
-Hello! I'm in Cwmbran today -to show you some of Cwmbran. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
-Or Cwmbraaaaaan -as it says on the sign. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
-Esyllt Ethni-Jones presents: Wales | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-Cwmbran was named after the river -Bran which flows through Cwmbran. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
-The river was named after some bloke -found a dead crow in the river. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
-Eurgh! A crow, dead, in a river. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
-Cwmbran is a new town. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-Not new town as in Newtown -but a new town, Cwmbran. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
-The town was built in seven days -in 1949 by Danny Gabbidon... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:17 | |
-..to give the Western world -a supply of biscuits. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-Talking about biscuits, -a biscuit factory. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
-At this factory, they make Jelly -Dodgems and Chocolate Coach Tyres. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:34 | |
-Over 1,000 people work here from 9 -'til 5 making nothing but biscuits. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:39 | |
-Over 400 million Chocolate -Coach Tyres are made a year... | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
-..not to mention the Jelly Dodgems. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-See you later! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
-# Cwmbran | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
-# Cwmbran # | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-Here's where the popular TV series -C'mon Midffild was filmed. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
-Remember George telling Wali to stop -eating eggs and trumping on the bus? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:03 | |
-Classic Cwmbran humour! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
-Cwmbran was what inspired Huw -Chiswell to write Parti'r Ysbrydion. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:15 | |
-# Boogedy, boogedy, boogedy, -boogedy, boo # | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
-For you autograph hunters -and celeb spotters... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-..loads of famous people -come from Cwmbran... | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
-..like Robot Wars series two -winners, Kim and Michael... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
-..and Helen from Big Brother. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Hold me back because -I'm going to smash the barriers... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-..and knock Robot Wars Kim -to the ground to get a selfie. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
-This is -the national Cwmbran stadium. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
-Here's where the locals come -to run off... | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-..the 400 million Chocolate -Coach Tyres they eat every year. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
-At this modern, luxurious stadium, -you can enjoy all sorts of sports... | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
-..like conkers, fetch the ratchet, -extreme tiddlywinkling... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
-..try the goose, tenpin mowing, -sunshine Dan and kick a cock. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
-The local kick a cock team... | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-..is top of the Rola Cola Kick a -Cock Cardiff and Wales Championship. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:25 | |
-Champions! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-Birth rate's down though. -Too much cock kicking. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-There's more than -just dangerous sports in Cwmbran. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-There's a shopping centre, -boating lake, bingo... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-..Zoopadoopa, -Cheeky Monkeys and Bowlplex. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
-But my favourite -is the trampoline office. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-Like this. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
-There we are then, Cwmbran. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-Howdy, partner! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
-Let us know if you've ever been -to Cwmbran in the comments. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
-I'm off to see how far -I can kick cock. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-In the United Kingdom... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-..over 85% of us -use social media every day. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
-Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat. -Everyone uses them. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
-Have you ever thought what happens -to your accounts after you die? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:35 | |
-8,000 Facebook users die every day. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Grim. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
-Grim. - -Yeah. I know. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
-One day, there'll be more dead -people on Facebook and Twitter... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
-..than living ones. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
-So the big pile of unused accounts -will increase every year. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-What will happen to all the photos -of your pets in decades to come? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
-Photos of your gran's birthday. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Photos of your gran's birthday. - -Crap holiday photos. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
-Well, on Facebook... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
-..you can name someone -as a Legacy Contact. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-They'll be able to turn your account -into a memorial page. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
-A digital grave. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Grim. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
-There's one company... | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
-..keen on helping you leave -your mark on the digital world. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-Even after you've died? -A bit creepy. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
-Say hello to DeadSocial. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
-Your digital undertakers. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-The company offers to look after -your online accounts... | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
-..and chooses when to post stuff... | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-..and chooses when to post stuff... - -..after you've died. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Is this recording now? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-DeadSocial is an end-of-life -planning tool and resource hub. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
-The tool -that it's most well known for... | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-..is being able to send out your -goodbye messages to your loved ones. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
-It could be your partner, -your children etc. once you've died. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
-Once they've created a profile, -they're able to create... | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
-..either one or a series -of goodbye messages... | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-..videos, texts and/or images. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
-It's then the user's responsibility -to assign a digital executor. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
-My digital executors -are my two brothers. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-They're unable to view -or edit any of my messages. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-What they are able to do -is to click on a button... | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-..and my goodbye messages -are sent out to my loved ones. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
-It's a little creepy on the surface. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
-We're just trying to highlight -to people... | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-..that no matter -how you use the Internet... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
-..which platforms you use, at least -be aware that once you do die... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:42 | |
-..your digital footprint -will inform your digital legacy. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:47 | |
-There are things we can all do -to help address that. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:52 | |
-That's it - visit DeadSocial -and write whatever you want. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
-You won't be around -to deal with the backlash. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
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-I'm back in my spiritual home - -Twthill looking over Caernarfon. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
-It's lunchtime and I'm going to make -a bomber of a steak sandwich. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
-Fire and smoke | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
-For the sandwich, I'm going to use -the best ribeye steaks. Welsh Black. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
-Good marbling, good fat. -That's where all the flavour is. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
-Let the steak come to room -temperature, or Twthill temperature. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
-I'm going to season it... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-..with some olive oil -and Christopher's sexy rub. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
-If I told you what's in it, -I'd have to kill you. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-It's a blend of spices I like. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-You just have to sexy rub the meat. -Massage it. Give it some love. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
-This is one massage where you know -there'll be a happy ending! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-Fucking hell! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
-It's been marinated -so just leave it. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
-My bomber of a sandwich -will be on a ciabatta. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
-Olive oil. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
-Then it goes on the charcoal. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-These charcoals are very hot. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
-They've only been on -for half a minute. Lovely. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-There's nothing worse than a soggy -sandwich, so toast it every time. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
-To pimp up the ciabatta, -I like to add some garlic. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-It's so simple and amazing. -Just rub the garlic. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:39 | |
-It's not a bomber of a sandwich -without a sexy sauce. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
-I like a little horseradish, -wholegrain mustard... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
-..and mayonnaise. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-Mix it. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
-That's it - the easiest sauce in the -world. But it'll be fucking lovely. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:57 | |
-On go the steaks. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-It's important to respect the first -contact of the meat with the grill. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
-Don't move it about. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
-Add a little more flavour - -keep them juicy. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-It's ready to come off to rest. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
-The crust looks amazing. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-I love a little onion -in my steak sandwich. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
-Again, really simple. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-Spring onions, olive oil. -They only need a few minutes. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
-The smell of spring onions charring -is amazing. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-You have to try it. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
-They're ready. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
-The steak's ready. The ciabatta, -onions and sauce are ready. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
-There's one thing left to do - -soften the cheese. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-We have award-winning Welsh cheese - -Black Bomber and Beechwood Smoked. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-It'll go lovely with the steak. -I'll soften them on the barbecue. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
-So I'll just grate it -and put it on the fire. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-The cheese is softening well. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-You know me - I like a bit of spice. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-Chilli cheese steak sandwich. -What better? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-The steaks have been resting for -ten minutes. Time to cut into them. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-I can slice through it like butter. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-Medium rare. Perfect. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-Here, I have liquid gold. -It's amazing. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-I'm going to add the juice -of a lemon and a little olive oil. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:30 | |
-Time to plate up -the best sandwich in the world. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
-The sauce goes on first. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
-The steak looks so amazing. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
-Onions. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
-The cheese has softened. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-I like to roll it up. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-On the steak it goes. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
-I'll put the dressing -over the salad. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-I'll give it a little toss. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
-I finish off with the watercress... | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
-..before putting a cap -on the sandwich. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-There we are - -a bomber of a sandwich on Twthill. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-Steak, cheese, ciabatta, salad, -amazing dressing... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-..and Christopher's special sauce. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-Tuck in hard. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-Wow! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
-That's a bomber of a sandwich. -The steak is unreal. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-It's a rollercoaster of flavours -in my mouth. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-This is the sandwich -you need in your life. Trust me. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
-Nice one. Do you want some steak? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
-Roxy fucking loves it. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
-Maybe if I was in jail or something. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-Yes. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
-They'd give you that in jail. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
-They'd give you that in jail. - -It would make jail better. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
-What games are on it? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
-What games are on it? - -I used to have one. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
-Super Mario. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Thanks! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
-Thanks! - -Cartridge. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
-I had a smaller version. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-I had a smaller version. - -I didn't have this one. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
-It was invented in 1989 by Nintendo | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-Are we playing on it now? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
-This way round. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
-The quality's awful. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-People actually played this. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
-How do you jump? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
-How do you jump? - -That one. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
-The B button doesn't do anything? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
-The B button doesn't do anything? - -No. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
-Just A. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
-Just A. - -Isn't that a bit stupid? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-Is there more than one level? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
-Is there more than one level? - -It's one level? No, there are loads. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
-Over 18 million copies -of Super Mario Land were sold | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-My mum broke her leg. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
-She broke it badly. -She had to go to hospital. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-Every time the subject comes up, -she tells me she completed Mario. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
-You can't save it. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-You have to do it all -in one sitting. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-Shout out to your mum. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
-Shout out to your mum. - -Meinir. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
-Done, Meins! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
-I was given loads of games -by my dodgy uncle. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
-You've just called him dodgy -on telly. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
-He knows. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
-I've probably sat on my arse -long enough to complete it. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:32 | |
-Batteries. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
-I could complete it but it would be -so that I could say I completed it. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
-It wouldn't be for enjoyment. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-If the game came out now... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
-..and they said there were -four shades of grey on it... | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-..there's a limited battery life, -there are 80 levels... | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
-..and you can't save it, -people wouldn't buy it. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-You don't have to test the product! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-No, I was just saying! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-In this day and age. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-In the 1990s, -it would've been exciting. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
-That's the point I was making. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
-7 types of GameBoy -have been released | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
-Maybe if I was in jail or something. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-Yes. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
-Over 200 million have been sold. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
-They'd give you that in jail. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
-They'd give you that in jail. - -It'd be easy to smuggle in. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-How do you know?! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-I just know. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-I have two lives left. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
-I have two lives left. - -You get lives? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
-He's figured it out already. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-There are people who are really good -at FIFA and Call of Duty. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
-There must be 30-year-olds -who've played GameBoy loads. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:41 | |
-Once you've completed it, -you've completed it. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-A bloke died -after playing Call of Duty too long. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
-That wouldn't happen with this. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
-That wouldn't happen with this. - -You can't complete FIFA. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
-At least this is safe. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-At least this is safe. - -You could chuck it. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-This is a very dense picture. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-It's full of meaning. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-A dog and cat kissing. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
-Does it convey sex... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
-..between different races, -between different types of people... | 0:21:32 | 0:21:37 | |
-..between different genders? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-Things we think we've overcome. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
-Now we've reached a time... | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
-..where things aren't quite right -between cats and dogs. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
-We see in America... | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
-..Trump and the right wing -against the left wing... | 0:21:56 | 0:22:02 | |
-..and racism rearing its head. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-In Britain, Brexit, -anti-immigration and all sorts. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:10 | |
-This is all conveyed -in this simple image. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:15 | |
-The dog being kissed by the cat. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
-It's a good picture. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-It's not easy to take a picture -that's sharp in the front... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:35 | |
-..which fades out of focus -in the background. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
-A special camera's needed. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
-I'm not very good at such things. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-I'm sure if my brother-in-law, -Jeremy, took photographs... | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
-..he doesn't, but if he did... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
-..it would be the type of picture -he'd take. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
-He'd get his hands -on the best camera. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
-He'd research -into the best cameras... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
-..to get that type of effect. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
-Of course, it's not his thing. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
-When it is his thing, -he takes it to the extreme. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
-He has one of those Hummer vans now. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-He travels around the country. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
-He maps everything out. -Prepares and researches. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
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