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-It's time I had a studio audience.

-Three isn't enough.

-I want five or six, ideally.

-Hello and welcome. My name

-is Gareth and this is my chat show.

-Gareth.

-It's a bit like Heno

-but without the sob stories...

-..awkward musical performances and

-a glamorous backdrop from Llanelli.

-Today, I'm interviewing

-the bloke off Heno, Gerallt Pennant.

-Cue. Welcome. Come in.

-Alright?

-Hello.

-Hello.

-

-Close the door. It's a bit chilly.

-It is.

-People know you as the bloke who

-goes to book launches and gardens.

-But a little bird told me that you

-are an interesting guy off-screen.

-How about trying

-to reinvent your image...

-..and showing the young people

-at home how cool Gerallt really is.

-Let's play a game

-to show the kids you're cool.

-I'm going to name some flowers.

-I want you to give the Latin name

-for the flowers.

-Come on, then.

-I have a jingle.

-Join in if you want.

-I can't sing!

-I can't sing!

-

-This is the jingle.

-# Be bap boo dah bah bit bee ooh

-# Gerallt Pennant names flowers #

-Were there graphics?

-OK. Ready? Daisy.

-Bellis perennis.

-Yes. Bellis perennis!

-It's a good one. Cock...

-Cuckoopint!

-Cuckoopint.

-Cuckoopint.

-Arum maculatum?

-That'll do.

-Cockoopint! Cuckoopint.

-Cock!

-Have you ever seen one?

-Have you ever seen one?

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-Have I seen a cock?

-No, the plant. Cuckoopint.

-Let me compose myself.

-Don't get excited.

-Don't get excited.

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-That's enough of that.

-Your speciality on Heno

-is book launches.

-I've been to a few, yes.

-Book launches.

-Thank you.

-Funny.

-I signed it for you!

-Can you read it out?

-Yes. "Hunangofiant Gareth.

-Funnier than any other book, ever.

-"Gerallt Pennant, Heno."

-"Gerallt Pennant, Heno."

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-We have it on camera now.

-The second comment

-also gives it five stars.

-"I cried." What happened?

-Oh, I said it as well.

-Yes. Do you want to go for it?

-You can take over. Serious.

-As if I was on Heno.

-As if I was on Heno.

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-Yes.

-We're in Plas Y Weddw

-or somewhere like that.

-Plas Glyn-y-Weddw.

-Plas Glyn-y-Weddw.

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-Do a piece to camera.

-I've written a book.

-OK. Give me a cue.

-OK. Give me a cue.

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-Welcome to Plas Glyn-y-Weddw.

-A great book

-is being launched tonight.

-An autobiography that Wales,

-well, Wales and beyond...

-..Europe, the world, the universe,

-has been waiting for.

-It's the story of

-this amazing creature from Borneo.

-Creature?

-Creature?

-

-What did you say?

-Creature?

-Yes,

-from the far-reaches of Borneo...

-..who's now a crucial, integral

-and vital part of Welsh life.

-He's enriched Welsh life

-over the years.

-We're here to see the book

-seeing the light of day...

-..and to be joined

-by Gareth the orangutan.

-Gareth, what strikes me

-is the sheer number of people...

-..your family, friends

-and acquaintances who are here.

-What entertainment is planned

-to go with the book launch?

-Entertainment? Like Celt?

-If that's the kind of music

-you like, why not?

-I have a chapter about Celt.

-Well, their lyrics.

-It helped to beef it up.

-Why did you write it?

-I wrote about when I was born

-but I couldn't remember that.

-I asked Mam so she gave me details.

-I copy and pasted that email.

-Then it details my life

-until I met Gerallt Pennant.

-I printed it myself.

-That's the only copy.

-If you want a copy, come to my house

-and I'll print a copy for 5p a page.

-5p a page. I'm supposed

-to remember that, am I?

-125... 27. 50.

-37.05

-If you want to bring your own paper

-and printer, I'll do it for 10.

-From Plas Glyn-y-Weddw, Angharad,

-back to the glamorous studio.

-Thank you for helping me

-launch my book.

-You can go now.

-Gareth, thank you.

-Thanks. The door is there.

-Nice to see you again.

-Nice to see you again.

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-And you. Bye.

-Give him a clap.

-What a gentleman.

-HIWTI Christmas presents

-Cushion cover

-Material

-Cushion

-Measure

-Mark

-Cut around the edges

-Measure both ends

-Leave enough to spare

-Mark

-Cut both ends of the cover

-Pin the hem of both ends

-Sewing machine

-Sew the hem

-Pin the edges

-Sew the edges

-Tie the thread

-Cut the edges

-HIWTI cushion cover

-UFC LIFE

-16 DAYS TO GO

-We're trying to make the weigh-in.

-This morning, before breakfast,

-before anything, I was 69.8 kg.

-That's eight kilos over.

-It sounds bad

-but it's very good for me.

-Good, Brett.

-I've had two fights in the UFC

-and it's like a bomb's gone off.

-The next part of the story will be

-to try and be 3-0 in the UFC...

-..then to go up to the top ten

-and then a belt.

-It's no secret I want a belt.

-It takes a lot of sacrifice.

-I'm 14-0 at the moment.

-I'd like to reach 15.

-I have to beat Soto first.

-It'll be a tough fight.

-I'm confident.

-Training's been great.

-I've had a few minor injuries

-but I've come through them...

-..which is good.

-I hope, on December 1,

-Brett Johns will be 15-0.

-Every morning, I try to do

-some running to burn calories.

-I'm going now to the Chris Rees

-Academy to do some grapple rounds.

-I finish off the day in the evening.

-Chris is one of the best grapplers

-I've grappled with.

-I've done a lot of work

-over the last couple of days.

-I'm lucky I have Aidan here today.

-He helps me with training -

-physical and mental.

-He also helps with my diet,

-to make the weight.

-There are four or five lads like

-Aidan in the Chris Rees Academy...

-..who help me, and without them,

-I wouldn't be where I am now.

-I'm thankful

-to my training partners.

-By default,

-a lighter session this morning.

-Everything's in place

-but we're not out there yet.

-We'll keep trying to get out there,

-soak up the Vegas atmosphere...

-..get in the UFC facility and it'll

-be business time before we know it.

-Two sessions this morning - a 5K

-run and now a grapple with Chris.

-Two sessions now.

-Two more this evening.

-Job done after. Thanks.

-We're in The Bridge for some food

-before I leave for Vegas.

-I'll do anything to win.

-I don't want to go to be honest.

-It's two weeks away from my family.

-I just want to win out there

-and come back.

-I can eat anything I want then.

-I'm looking forward to that!

-It's the day of the trip.

-I've said goodbye to my family,

-my girlfriend and my mum.

-That was emotional.

-I don't like travelling much.

-Ashley's coming out with me

-for the first week.

-He'll meet up with his girlfriend

-and my girlfriend out there after.

-After I come back, I'm going to do

-some motor racing in Pembrey...

-..and in the evening,

-I'll be a cornerman for a fight.

-A week after my fight, I have to be

-the cornerman for the lads.

-I'll do anything to win the fight

-on December 1.

-It makes my job of shedding

-the weight easier if I go out early.

-I don't want to. Of course I don't.

-I'd like to stay at home

-with my family.

-That could cause problems

-a week before the fight...

-..with water and so on.

-I drink almost eight litres of water

-a week before the fight...

-..for three or four days

-to lose the weight.

-It is hard.

-I got up early this morning.

-I didn't get enough sleep yesterday,

-but there we are.

-We're in Heathrow Airport.

-Ashley and I are ready to go.

-I'm thankful I can eat carbohydrates

-for a week out there...

-..and not have to stress

-about water.

-Thank you.

-Thank you for the support.

-Thank you for these sponsors,

-thank you to my family.

-Thank you to CRA,

-Dragon School of Combat...

-..my family, girlfriend, to everyone

-who's helped me the last few months.

-Thank you. See you.

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-Title track of the album,

-the second single.

-Peiriant Ateb.

-The first single on the album.

-Was the track of the week

-on Radio Cymru.

-Cliria Dy Betha.

-You wrote it.

-The last song on the album. Alun

-had to record "blaen, blaen, blaen."

-Cyfarfod O'r Blaen.

-Down.

-Something you ate that day.

-Something you ate that day.

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-Cheesecake.

-We filmed it in Bodedern

-on a massive stage.

-You were flirting with Elin Fflur.

-Can I Gymru.

-It's on the album...

-..but also on

-an I KA CHING compilation.

-Cam Wrth Ddiflas Gam.

-Roger Maxwell Cooper.

-The first song on the album.

-The first song on the album.

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-Roger, Roger.

-Peilot.

-Llanllyfni,

-where we recorded the album.

-Llanllyfni.

-DRWM studio.

-Where we'll be playing next year!

-When we're millionaires.

-Not Glastonbury.

-Coachella!

-We tried to do

-a live take of this song.

-A hidden track

-at the end of an album.

-It didn't have a name!

-What is it?

-What do you call a hidden track?

-What do you call a hidden track?

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-A jam.

-Bonus track.

-The album release date.

-The album release date.

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-1 December 2017.

-What we'll win at the Selar awards

-next year.

-Album of the Year!

-250g bread flour, 20g butter

-1 egg, 30g sugar

-4g yeast, 1tsp salt

-150ml milk

-Cut into 75g pieces

-Add a spoonful of ice cream

-Fry for 2 minutes

-Sugar

-Off we go!

-Off we go!

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-The wild pussies are off!

-The journey

-Y Piod Pinc Rugby Team, Tumble

-On the way to:

-a rugby game, Pontarddulais

-Y Piod Pinc are a women's rugby team

-who enjoy playing rugby.

-Who else is playing today

-apart from us?

-Jess isn't playing.

-Sophie's playing.

-Sophie's playing.

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-She's full-back.

-We're like one big, lovely family.

-Loads aren't playing today.

-We still have a strong team.

-But it's a massive loss

-without Tina.

-I'd wanted to play rugby

-for years...

-..but I didn't know about

-women's teams.

-Anyone can play rugby. You don't

-have to be brave or anything.

-You have to tackle

-that massive girl.

-Oh, my God!

-Oh, my God!

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-If you don't...

-It's my life goal.

-You have to do it today.

-You have to do it today.

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-Is she playing today?

-I hope so.

-I hope so.

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-She's strong too.

-Beauty and the Beast!

-At school,

-I didn't speak to a lot of people...

-..but through Piod Pinc...

-..I've found something

-to talk about with other people.

-It's really nice.

-I've made new friends.

-I'm mega pumped about the food

-in the club after it.

-I hope the food's nice.

-Bont make nice food too.

-Their chips are stunning.

-What did we have last time?

-What did we have last time?

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-Sausage and chips!

-A lot of people on our team

-don't like sausages. I eat theirs.

-I had six before!

-I had six before!

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-You enjoy a sausage!

-It's not just the rugby we enjoy.

-We all like going back to the club.

-We have a lot of laughs.

-It's squidgy on the top.

-I've been swinging it round!

-In school, the boys tell me

-I shouldn't be playing rugby.

-They try to tell me how to play.

-It's there! We've passed it!

-We've passed the turning.

-Turn round.

-There's stigma

-surrounding women's rugby.

-I get stick from the lads

-for playing rugby.

-What do you say back to them?

-How much do you lift in the gym?

-Oh!

-Oh!

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-Hello!

-This isn't a one-way road, is it?

-This isn't a one-way road, is it?

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-I hope not!

-Keep driving.

-Go on!

-You can't even pull in.

-It's a fucking mess here!

-Thank you!

-I don't have a boyfriend.

-I don't have a boyfriend.

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-No time!

-Rugby's more...

-I spend too much time

-with Y Piod Pinc!

-This is it.

-We've got it. We can't go in.

-The first year,

-we lost every game 60-0.

-But we win every game now.

-We've only lost one this year.

-Come on, hun!

-We have a game to play!

-He wants to go in there.

-He wants to go in there.

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-I need to go over there!

-Silly, silly, silly.

-That twat's

-parked across the parking spaces.

-It's something incredible

-to be a part of.

-100% girl power!

-Well, off we go!

-It's tight!

-Keep it open please

-because I might fall out.

-# Apparently, truth can

-# Deafen and blind

-# Good and bad

-with plenty of smoke to make sure

-# There's a danger of failing

-# Complicating

-temporary arrangements

-# To be kept under wraps

-# A year wasted

-# Trying to contribute

-# By swearing the truth

-to the accompaniment of the bell

-# In a mood

-# Like characters maturing

-on a TV series

-# It draws you nearer

-to the beautiful people

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Truth can be found

-in trying to avoid

-# How can a man be empty

-when there's so much to give?

-# When the air turns black

-# The monologue

-of a man on the cliff

-# It happens now and again

-# Like pieces of coal falling back

-# And calling on those

-# Who prick consciences,

-sweep the subconscious

-# And take the blame, not like some

-# Better to threaten to breathe,

-the demand increasing

-# It breaks you in two

-# As we continue

-to compose on the spot

-# And to be satisfied

-with the present

-# Just like this

-but in black and white

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Truth can be found

-in trying to avoid

-# How can a man be empty

-when there's so much to give?

-# When the air turns black

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Let me comb your hair

-# Let me comb your hair #

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