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Tiwns, comedi a lleisiau ffres. Blas o gynnwys arlein @hanshs4c. Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. A taste of online content @hanshs4c.


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-It's time I had a studio audience.

-Three isn't enough.

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-I want five or six, ideally.

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-Hello and welcome. My name

-is Gareth and this is my chat show.

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-Gareth.

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-It's a bit like Heno

-but without the sob stories...

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-..awkward musical performances and

-a glamorous backdrop from Llanelli.

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-Today, I'm interviewing

-the bloke off Heno, Gerallt Pennant.

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-Cue. Welcome. Come in.

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-Alright?

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-Hello.

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-Hello.

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-Close the door. It's a bit chilly.

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-It is.

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-People know you as the bloke who

-goes to book launches and gardens.

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-But a little bird told me that you

-are an interesting guy off-screen.

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-How about trying

-to reinvent your image...

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-..and showing the young people

-at home how cool Gerallt really is.

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-Let's play a game

-to show the kids you're cool.

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-I'm going to name some flowers.

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-I want you to give the Latin name

-for the flowers.

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-Come on, then.

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-I have a jingle.

-Join in if you want.

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-I can't sing!

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-I can't sing!

-

-This is the jingle.

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-# Be bap boo dah bah bit bee ooh

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-# Gerallt Pennant names flowers #

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-Were there graphics?

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-OK. Ready? Daisy.

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-Bellis perennis.

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-Yes. Bellis perennis!

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-It's a good one. Cock...

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-Cuckoopint!

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-Cuckoopint.

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-Cuckoopint.

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-Arum maculatum?

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-That'll do.

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-Cockoopint! Cuckoopint.

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-Cock!

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-Have you ever seen one?

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-Have you ever seen one?

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-Have I seen a cock?

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-No, the plant. Cuckoopint.

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-Let me compose myself.

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-Don't get excited.

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-Don't get excited.

-

-That's enough of that.

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-Your speciality on Heno

-is book launches.

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-I've been to a few, yes.

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-Book launches.

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-Thank you.

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-Funny.

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-I signed it for you!

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-Can you read it out?

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-Yes. "Hunangofiant Gareth.

-Funnier than any other book, ever.

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-"Gerallt Pennant, Heno."

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-"Gerallt Pennant, Heno."

-

-We have it on camera now.

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-The second comment

-also gives it five stars.

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-"I cried." What happened?

-Oh, I said it as well.

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-Yes. Do you want to go for it?

-You can take over. Serious.

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-As if I was on Heno.

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-As if I was on Heno.

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-Yes.

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-We're in Plas Y Weddw

-or somewhere like that.

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-Plas Glyn-y-Weddw.

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-Plas Glyn-y-Weddw.

-

-Do a piece to camera.

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-I've written a book.

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-OK. Give me a cue.

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-OK. Give me a cue.

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-Cue.

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-Welcome to Plas Glyn-y-Weddw.

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-A great book

-is being launched tonight.

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-An autobiography that Wales,

-well, Wales and beyond...

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-..Europe, the world, the universe,

-has been waiting for.

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-It's the story of

-this amazing creature from Borneo.

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-Creature?

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-Creature?

-

-What did you say?

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-Creature?

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-Yes,

-from the far-reaches of Borneo...

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-..who's now a crucial, integral

-and vital part of Welsh life.

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-He's enriched Welsh life

-over the years.

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-We're here to see the book

-seeing the light of day...

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-..and to be joined

-by Gareth the orangutan.

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-Gareth, what strikes me

-is the sheer number of people...

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-..your family, friends

-and acquaintances who are here.

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-What entertainment is planned

-to go with the book launch?

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-Entertainment? Like Celt?

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-If that's the kind of music

-you like, why not?

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-I have a chapter about Celt.

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-Well, their lyrics.

-It helped to beef it up.

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-Why did you write it?

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-I wrote about when I was born

-but I couldn't remember that.

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-I asked Mam so she gave me details.

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-I copy and pasted that email.

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-Then it details my life

-until I met Gerallt Pennant.

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-I printed it myself.

-That's the only copy.

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-If you want a copy, come to my house

-and I'll print a copy for 5p a page.

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-5p a page. I'm supposed

-to remember that, am I?

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-125... 27. 50.

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-37.05

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-If you want to bring your own paper

-and printer, I'll do it for 10.

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-From Plas Glyn-y-Weddw, Angharad,

-back to the glamorous studio.

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-Thank you for helping me

-launch my book.

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-You can go now.

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-Gareth, thank you.

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-Thanks. The door is there.

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-Nice to see you again.

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-Nice to see you again.

-

-And you. Bye.

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-Give him a clap.

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-What a gentleman.

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-HIWTI Christmas presents

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-Cushion cover

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-Material

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-Cushion

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-Measure

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-Mark

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-Cut around the edges

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-Measure both ends

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-Leave enough to spare

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-Mark

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-Cut both ends of the cover

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-Pin the hem of both ends

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-Sewing machine

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-Sew the hem

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-Pin the edges

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-Sew the edges

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-Tie the thread

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-Cut the edges

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-HIWTI cushion cover

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-UFC LIFE

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-16 DAYS TO GO

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-We're trying to make the weigh-in.

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-This morning, before breakfast,

-before anything, I was 69.8 kg.

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-That's eight kilos over.

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-It sounds bad

-but it's very good for me.

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-Good, Brett.

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-I've had two fights in the UFC

-and it's like a bomb's gone off.

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-The next part of the story will be

-to try and be 3-0 in the UFC...

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-..then to go up to the top ten

-and then a belt.

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-It's no secret I want a belt.

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-It takes a lot of sacrifice.

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-I'm 14-0 at the moment.

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-I'd like to reach 15.

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-I have to beat Soto first.

-It'll be a tough fight.

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-I'm confident.

-Training's been great.

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-I've had a few minor injuries

-but I've come through them...

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-..which is good.

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-I hope, on December 1,

-Brett Johns will be 15-0.

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-Every morning, I try to do

-some running to burn calories.

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-I'm going now to the Chris Rees

-Academy to do some grapple rounds.

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-I finish off the day in the evening.

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-Chris is one of the best grapplers

-I've grappled with.

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-I've done a lot of work

-over the last couple of days.

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-I'm lucky I have Aidan here today.

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-He helps me with training -

-physical and mental.

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-He also helps with my diet,

-to make the weight.

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-There are four or five lads like

-Aidan in the Chris Rees Academy...

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-..who help me, and without them,

-I wouldn't be where I am now.

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-I'm thankful

-to my training partners.

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-By default,

-a lighter session this morning.

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-Everything's in place

-but we're not out there yet.

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-We'll keep trying to get out there,

-soak up the Vegas atmosphere...

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-..get in the UFC facility and it'll

-be business time before we know it.

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-Two sessions this morning - a 5K

-run and now a grapple with Chris.

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-Two sessions now.

-Two more this evening.

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-Job done after. Thanks.

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-We're in The Bridge for some food

-before I leave for Vegas.

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-I'll do anything to win.

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-I don't want to go to be honest.

-It's two weeks away from my family.

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-I just want to win out there

-and come back.

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-I can eat anything I want then.

-I'm looking forward to that!

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-It's the day of the trip.

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-I've said goodbye to my family,

-my girlfriend and my mum.

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-That was emotional.

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-I don't like travelling much.

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-Ashley's coming out with me

-for the first week.

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-He'll meet up with his girlfriend

-and my girlfriend out there after.

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-After I come back, I'm going to do

-some motor racing in Pembrey...

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-..and in the evening,

-I'll be a cornerman for a fight.

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-A week after my fight, I have to be

-the cornerman for the lads.

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-I'll do anything to win the fight

-on December 1.

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-It makes my job of shedding

-the weight easier if I go out early.

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-I don't want to. Of course I don't.

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-I'd like to stay at home

-with my family.

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-That could cause problems

-a week before the fight...

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-..with water and so on.

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-I drink almost eight litres of water

-a week before the fight...

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-..for three or four days

-to lose the weight.

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-It is hard.

-I got up early this morning.

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-I didn't get enough sleep yesterday,

-but there we are.

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-We're in Heathrow Airport.

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-Ashley and I are ready to go.

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-I'm thankful I can eat carbohydrates

-for a week out there...

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-..and not have to stress

-about water.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you for the support.

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-Thank you for these sponsors,

-thank you to my family.

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-Thank you to CRA,

-Dragon School of Combat...

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-..my family, girlfriend, to everyone

-who's helped me the last few months.

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-Thank you. See you.

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-Subtitles

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-Subtitles

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-Title track of the album,

-the second single.

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-Peiriant Ateb.

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-The first single on the album.

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-Was the track of the week

-on Radio Cymru.

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-Cliria Dy Betha.

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-You wrote it.

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-The last song on the album. Alun

-had to record "blaen, blaen, blaen."

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-Cyfarfod O'r Blaen.

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-Down.

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-Something you ate that day.

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-Something you ate that day.

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-Cheesecake.

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-We filmed it in Bodedern

-on a massive stage.

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-You were flirting with Elin Fflur.

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-Can I Gymru.

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-It's on the album...

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-..but also on

-an I KA CHING compilation.

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-Cam Wrth Ddiflas Gam.

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-Roger Maxwell Cooper.

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-The first song on the album.

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-The first song on the album.

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-Roger, Roger.

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-Peilot.

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-Llanllyfni,

-where we recorded the album.

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-Llanllyfni.

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-DRWM studio.

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-Where we'll be playing next year!

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-When we're millionaires.

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-Not Glastonbury.

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-Coachella!

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-We tried to do

-a live take of this song.

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-A hidden track

-at the end of an album.

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-It didn't have a name!

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-What is it?

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-What do you call a hidden track?

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-What do you call a hidden track?

-

-A jam.

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-Bonus track.

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-The album release date.

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-The album release date.

-

-1 December 2017.

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-What we'll win at the Selar awards

-next year.

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-Album of the Year!

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-250g bread flour, 20g butter

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-1 egg, 30g sugar

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-4g yeast, 1tsp salt

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-150ml milk

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-Cut into 75g pieces

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-Add a spoonful of ice cream

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-Fry for 2 minutes

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-Sugar

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-Off we go!

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-Off we go!

-

-The wild pussies are off!

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-The journey

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-Y Piod Pinc Rugby Team, Tumble

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-On the way to:

-a rugby game, Pontarddulais

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-Y Piod Pinc are a women's rugby team

-who enjoy playing rugby.

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-Who else is playing today

-apart from us?

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-Jess isn't playing.

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-Sophie's playing.

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-Sophie's playing.

-

-She's full-back.

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-We're like one big, lovely family.

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-Loads aren't playing today.

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-We still have a strong team.

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-But it's a massive loss

-without Tina.

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-I'd wanted to play rugby

-for years...

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-..but I didn't know about

-women's teams.

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-Anyone can play rugby. You don't

-have to be brave or anything.

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-You have to tackle

-that massive girl.

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-Oh, my God!

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-Oh, my God!

-

-If you don't...

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-It's my life goal.

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-You have to do it today.

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-You have to do it today.

-

-Is she playing today?

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-I hope so.

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-I hope so.

-

-She's strong too.

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-Beauty and the Beast!

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-At school,

-I didn't speak to a lot of people...

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-..but through Piod Pinc...

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-..I've found something

-to talk about with other people.

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-It's really nice.

-I've made new friends.

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-I'm mega pumped about the food

-in the club after it.

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-I hope the food's nice.

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-Bont make nice food too.

-Their chips are stunning.

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-What did we have last time?

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-What did we have last time?

-

-Sausage and chips!

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-A lot of people on our team

-don't like sausages. I eat theirs.

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-I had six before!

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-I had six before!

-

-You enjoy a sausage!

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-It's not just the rugby we enjoy.

-We all like going back to the club.

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-We have a lot of laughs.

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-It's squidgy on the top.

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-I've been swinging it round!

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-In school, the boys tell me

-I shouldn't be playing rugby.

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-They try to tell me how to play.

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-It's there! We've passed it!

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-We've passed the turning.

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-Turn round.

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-There's stigma

-surrounding women's rugby.

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-I get stick from the lads

-for playing rugby.

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-What do you say back to them?

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-How much do you lift in the gym?

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-Oh!

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-Oh!

-

-Hello!

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-This isn't a one-way road, is it?

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-This isn't a one-way road, is it?

-

-I hope not!

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-Keep driving.

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-Go on!

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-You can't even pull in.

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-It's a fucking mess here!

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-Thank you!

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-I don't have a boyfriend.

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-I don't have a boyfriend.

-

-No time!

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-Rugby's more...

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-I spend too much time

-with Y Piod Pinc!

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-This is it.

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-We've got it. We can't go in.

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-The first year,

-we lost every game 60-0.

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-But we win every game now.

-We've only lost one this year.

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-Come on, hun!

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-We have a game to play!

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-He wants to go in there.

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-He wants to go in there.

-

-I need to go over there!

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-Silly, silly, silly.

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-That twat's

-parked across the parking spaces.

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-It's something incredible

-to be a part of.

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-100% girl power!

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-Well, off we go!

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-It's tight!

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-Keep it open please

-because I might fall out.

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-# Apparently, truth can

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-# Deafen and blind

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-# Good and bad

-with plenty of smoke to make sure

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-# There's a danger of failing

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-# Complicating

-temporary arrangements

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-# To be kept under wraps

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-# A year wasted

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-# Trying to contribute

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-# By swearing the truth

-to the accompaniment of the bell

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-# In a mood

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-# Like characters maturing

-on a TV series

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-# It draws you nearer

-to the beautiful people

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-# Let me comb your hair

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-# Let me comb your hair

0:20:090:20:16

-# Truth can be found

-in trying to avoid

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-# How can a man be empty

-when there's so much to give?

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-# When the air turns black

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-# The monologue

-of a man on the cliff

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-# It happens now and again

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-# Like pieces of coal falling back

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-# And calling on those

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-# Who prick consciences,

-sweep the subconscious

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-# And take the blame, not like some

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-# Better to threaten to breathe,

-the demand increasing

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-# It breaks you in two

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-# As we continue

-to compose on the spot

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-# And to be satisfied

-with the present

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-# Just like this

-but in black and white

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-# Let me comb your hair

0:21:170:21:24

-# Let me comb your hair

0:21:250:21:31

-# Truth can be found

-in trying to avoid

0:21:330:21:37

-# How can a man be empty

-when there's so much to give?

0:21:380:21:41

-# When the air turns black

0:21:410:21:44

-# Let me comb your hair

0:22:040:22:10

-# Let me comb your hair

0:22:110:22:18

-# Let me comb your hair

0:22:190:22:26

-# Let me comb your hair #

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