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-Christmas! Christmas to you all

-and a Happy New Christmas!

-I've come to Nasareth today

-to help you Christmas.

-Christmas!

-Esyllt Ethni-Jones presents:

-Christmas.

-Nasareth is famous because something

-from the nativity happened here.

-Well, here or Bethlehem.

-I'm not sure.

-Bethlehem is in South Wales.

-"Why is everything

-going to bloody Cardiff?"

-I don't think Jesus

-comes from Nazareth.

-Well, he does,

-but he was born in Bethlehem.

-Three wise men followed a star

-to find Jesus.

-They went to Herod's house,

-so Herod killed all the babies.

-They weren't that wise!

-Over Christmas,

-people receive presents.

-Presents are things

-you already own...

-..but you decide to Sellotape them

-within colourful paper...

-..and give them to someone else...

-..because these nutters have brought

-a real-life tree into the house...

-..and want presents to put under it,

-like in the wild.

-You can have all sorts of presents.

-Presents like a laptop,

-a voucher, money, booze...

-..helmet, robot, pigs, shoes...

-..and Golwg.

-What a haul!

-In the middle

-of all the presents and births...

-..it's easy to forget the true

-meaning of Christmas - Santa.

-Santa is a fat man who breaks

-into your kids' bedroom at night...

-..with bikes and Scalextric...

-..and give them to kids who've

-had a lot of likes on social media.

-Likes!

-Over Christmas,

-people go absolutely nuts with food.

-They buy two trolleyfuls

-of marked-up smoked salmon...

-..and injected turkeys

-from the market.

-Hummus!

-Christmas is famous

-for Christmas carols.

-Songs or carols that celebrate the

-fact that the time has come again...

-..to sing Christmas carols.

-Because it's Christmas.

-My famous carols are Silent, Silent,

-Silent, Edward In A Manger...

-..Mary! and, of course, that old

-Christmas classic by Y Cyrff...

-..Cymru, Lloegr A Llanrwst.

-So, there you are.

-Nasareth and Christmas.

-Christmas to you too.

-I'm going home

-to sit in front of the fire...

-..and watch a tree die slowly

-in my front room.

-Chin-chin!

-Where do I live?!

-UFC LIFE

-Great result for us.

-Brett won again.

-That's 15-0 now.

-Calf slicer!

-I'd never heard of a calf slicer.

-A couple of bevvies tonight!

-I cannot think of anyone

-who deserves it more than him.

-The guy lives, eats, breathes this.

-Submitting Joe Soto.

-He's known for leg locks.

-He's a specialist at that.

-Whatever's next

-is going to be magical. Big things.

-Just look out.

-Brett's won his fight in Vegas.

-We're all celebrating now.

-It's all worth it.

-We've all been building up to this

-for weeks.

-Months, really.

-We're chuffed to bits.

-Beautiful performance.

-He came out through the hand.

-Joe Soto covered up

-and hit the single leg on him.

-He went for a switch

-which he goes to a lot.

-We thought he'd take it back but

-he rolled and hit the calf slicer.

-It's only the second calf slicer

-hit in UFC history.

-Phenomenal. Thirty seconds.

-Joe Soto is a phenomenal fighter.

-To take him out in 30 seconds

-is a big impact.

-It's been a long few weeks.

-A good few weeks.

-But what a way to finish it off.

-I can't wait to get home. We can

-enjoy Christmas now. Bring on 2018.

-Yum, yum!

-I came back from Las Vegas

-yesterday.

-I'm back in the gym today.

-I'm doing some training

-with the others on the mat.

-This is what it's about. You have

-to go straight back into training.

-It's about the next fight,

-in March, in London, hopefully.

-There's no time off in this sport.

-I don't take weeks off.

-This is my life. I breathe it.

-It'll be the same story in March.

-The same again.

-It's nice to come back.

-The support I get here

-is brilliant.

-I'm thankful to everyone

-who's helped me.

-I'm coming back to say thanks.

-"Brett Johns

-walks into the octagon."

-Everyone's very happy.

-The energy in the house is great.

-The time after the fight is great.

-I'm going to be talking

-to Rhodri Gomer for Heno.

-Morales is more of a boxer.

-I've been following Brett's story

-for many years.

-It strikes me every time

-how well he represents Wales.

-He takes the flag with him

-everywhere.

-The red dragon flies

-wherever Brett goes.

-We're all very proud of him

-in Wales.

-I have a very busy week.

-I have to finish the biography

-tomorrow.

-I hope the car's OK for the weekend.

-I'll be fixing it at the weekend.

-I'm cornering fights

-then I have a party in the evening.

-Saturday is a very busy day.

-I'm in Llanelli to finish my book.

-I've come to Altalia to meet the guy

-who's writing the book, Alun.

-We're going to finish the book

-today.

-Congratulations.

-Congratulations.

-

-Thank you.

-I was quite nervous

-before I went out to America.

-I don't like leaving home.

-It's fine if it's in Scotland

-or Northern Ireland...

-..it's only down the road

-in comparison.

-I love where I come from.

-I never like leaving my mum.

-I knew I had to go out

-two weeks before the fight.

-There was no other option.

-There's a small crisis!

-Tomorrow, I'm racing in Pembrey.

-The car's been with Gareth Bettinson

-in Llandysul.

-He's putting a new road cage

-into the Impreza.

-It's no problem.

-I just wanted the car a couple

-of days earlier than I got it.

-Gareth messaged me today...

-..saying the car was ready

-but the brakes have packed in.

-There are no brakes on the car.

-Absolutely devastating.

-We have another race now

-to fix the car...

-..and get it ready by 6.00am.

-I'm just finishing my run now...

-..then I'm off to the garage

-to help the lads fix the car.

-I've done this race. Now I'm off

-to do another one in the garage.

-The journey - Anwen and Jacob

-Ready to go home?

-Ready to go home?

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-Llanelli. Let's go!

-The Journey

-Anwen and Jacob

-Friends

-Cardiff water

-is different to Llanelli water.

-It's the first time we've been home

-since university.

-I enjoy university life but I also

-enjoy home life. I've missed home.

-It'll be nice to go home.

-It'll be nice

-to see Mam-gu and Dad-cu.

-Mam-gu's Sunday lunch!

-Actually cannot wait.

-I enjoyed school a lot.

-One of the doubts and concerns

-I had...

-..was I was worried

-it wouldn't get any better.

-I had doubts at the start. I didn't

-know what was going to happen.

-It's a different world from

-being at home. But it's been fab.

-I have a wet room.

-It's lovely.

-You can clean your teeth.

-In the shower!

-In the shower!

-

-Yes, and shave. And wash.

-Conditioner in,

-shave, brush your teeth.

-You get to know people better

-when you share a bathroom!

-Some people are dirty!

-Budgeting is really hard.

-You get money for the week

-and that's it.

-You have to prioritize

-nights out over food.

-I considered myself

-an independent person anyway.

-You go to university

-and you're totally proven wrong.

-Do you know what's funny? It was the

-fourth week when I bought cutlery!

-So you used other people's cutlery?

-So you used other people's cutlery?

-

-I don't think my flat knew.

-Have you got some now? From where?

-Have you got some now? From where?

-

-Yes. I have a stand.

-I've got one too.

-I could buy stuff and cook

-or I could buy a microwave meal.

-I find cooking OK.

-I know a lot of people struggle

-and buy ready meals.

-Mam-gu might be mortified hearing

-this but a microwave meal is easier.

-Do you know what's expensive?

-Cheese.

-Yes.

-I'll come out with it -

-I love Cheesestrings.

-Babybels too.

-Without a doubt, the nightlife

-in Cardiff is one of the highlights.

-Llanelli's what we're used to.

-A small town with pubs and a

-couple of nightclubs down the road.

-In Cardiff, when you go out,

-everyone's in their early 20s.

-They're all students.

-There's a really nice atmosphere.

-A couple of props!

-Put your shades on.

-OK.

-Oh, my God!

-Gemma Collins is coming to Cardiff.

-You reach such an

-important crossroads in your life.

-It can lead to different paths.

-It can lead to different paths.

-

-It's a bit daunting.

-You're so young

-making such an important decision...

-..that will affect you

-for the rest of your life.

-Eighteen miles.

-Roll on.

-Roll on.

-

-Come at me, Llanelli.

-I'm looking forward to have

-my clothes washed, food made...

-..a nice bath and bed and hot water.

-I'm looking forward.

-Mam-gu, specifically. I miss her.

-Once I get home

-I'll want to come back.

-I love university.

-I think I'll miss it as soon

-as I walk through the front door.

-There we are.

-Thanks for your company.

-See you!

-Oi! I want a cup of tea, thanks!

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-It's that time of year again.

-Presents, drinks and food.

-It's time to find out...

-..where to find the best

-Christmas dinner in South Wales.

-I fancy

-a traditional, classic dinner.

-Where better to come than

-the White Hart Inn in Llanddarog.

-Turkey's ready.

-A mountain of mash.

-Some peas, sprouts, broccoli.

-White broccoli - what's it called?

-Carrots, swede, roast potatoes.

-And a kangaroo penis.

-Some stuffing that looks like

-it's come out of a deer's backside.

-A pig in a blanket. Oink, oink.

-Yorkshire pudding. Pud, pud, pud.

-And turkey underneath.

-Plenty of gravy to drown it.

-No lumps. No problem.

-Roast potatoes.

-Come here, little kids.

-They're soft in the centre

-and crispy on the outside.

-That's a good roast potato.

-The bacon and sausage are salty.

-What a parsnip. More gravy, please.

-I've finished and I'm full.

-How does it compare with Mam's?

-That's always a 5.

-I'm going to give this one 4.5

-out of 5.

-Right, time for something

-a bit different.

-This is the next place -

-Got Beef in Cardiff.

-Shitting hell! That's crazy.

-Some mayo, please.

-Burger with a bit of turkey.

-A cow full of gravy.

-Parsnip crisps. Beef and turkey.

-Two small rashers of bacon.

-Sweet potato fries

-and pieces of duck.

-First mouthful.

-It's crispy, moist and soft.

-It's tasty. It's bad.

-The duck is lush.

-It's like Donald Duck

-just sat on the grill.

-This is filthy.

-The burger was huge. It was tough

-to eat. There was a lot going on.

-Chips with duck.

-Who thought of that? Fantastic.

-I'm going to give this...

-..4.4 out of 5.

-Where next?

-Finally, I've come

-to Cardiff Christmas market.

-Let's have it.

-Hot dog. Not a normal sausage,

-but a frankfurter.

-Carvery Roll

-with turkey, stuffing and gravy.

-Chocolate brownie

-with hot chocolate sauce and cream.

-What is Christmas

-without some nuts?

-The sausage is like Peperami -

-tasty, chewy and spicy.

-Onions in the fucking pint.

-Turkey roll.

-Dry as hell. No butter, no sauce.

-Gravy's gone. Shit bread.

-No cranberry.

-I don't want it.

-I know

-this isn't a Christmas pudding...

-..but I don't give a fuck.

-The brownie is thick and sticky.

-The cream is fresh.

-Lovely.

-Nuts. They're crunchy but sweet

-but crunchy again.

-Like nuts.

-Just nuts.

-I've enjoyed it here.

-The atmosphere's nice.

-The food was nice,

-apart from the turkey roll.

-So, 4 out of 5.

-Do you know what?

-I feel Christmassy as fuck.

-I've been

-to three different places today.

-I've had traditional food

-in Llanddarog.

-I had a Christmas burger

-in Got Beef.

-Then I had street food in Cardiff.

-But, you can't beat

-traditional food.

-So, well done,

-White Hart Inn in Llanddarog.

-Merry Christmas to you and

-thank you for fucking up my fitness.

-Come on.

-Hi, I'm Cara Glynne and I own

-the @caraglynne Instagram account...

-..and the Makeup by Cara

-Facebook page.

-It's Christmas and it's time

-to add some glitter to your looks.

-Today's look is ideal for any plans

-you have over Christmas.

-For this look, I'm using

-the Morphe x Jaclyn Hill palette.

-I start with the lightest colour

-all over the crease.

-I then go in with a second colour...

-..using a smaller brush to keep

-the colour lower down the crease.

-Then, I add a third shade,

-keeping it low too.

-Next, I cut the crease

-with a concealer and wing it out.

-I set the concealer with powder.

-Now, I go over the concealer...

-..with Touch In Sol Metallist

-Liquid Foil in the shade Eldora.

-The product is two in one.

-Now, I'm moving on to the glitter.

-The next step is an eyeliner.

-I'm using Liquid Liner by Sigma.

-Here, I'm using the glitter

-as a guide to the wing.

-I'm now returning to the palette...

-..and using the fourth shade

-to highlight the brow bone.

-I'm now using Telescopic mascara

-by L'Oreal...

-..and false eyelashes by

-Huda Beauty in the style Samantha.

-To finish the eyes,

-I highlight the inner corner...

-..with the same shade as I used

-on the brow bone.

-I've already applied a base...

-..so the next step is putting on

-Urban Decay Naked Skin concealer.

-I then set everything with Laura

-Mercier Translucent Setting Powder.

-Next, I'm contouring the cheekbones

-using a bronzer.

-To do this, I'm using

-a wider and sturdier brush...

-..to make the contours stand out.

-Next, I'm using a blusher

-by wet'n'wild...

-..in the Apri-Cot in the Middle

-shade.

-I'm bringing the blusher

-up to the cheekbones...

-..so it blends to the bronzer.

-To highlight,

-I use Ofra Cosmetics Glazed Donut.

-I now move on

-to the lower lash line...

-..and use the second shade

-in the palette.

-To finish, I use liquid lipstick

-by Jeffree Star...

-..in the Unicorn Blood shade.

-It's now finished.

-If you're recreating the look,

-please post a photo underneath.

-Enjoy Christmas.

-# Cheats do prosper

-# In this world

-# Watching your cattle graze

-# Does my head in

-# How does anyone not realize

-# Such wickedness?

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

-# Ooh-ooh

-# Aah-aah #

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