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-# Lying in a manger, -which is some sort of cot | 0:00:29 | 0:00:36 | |
-# Baby Jesus is in a stable, -there was no room at the hotel | 0:00:36 | 0:00:43 | |
-# A shepherd and Joseph -and Mary were on a donkey | 0:00:44 | 0:00:50 | |
-# And a star on a tree -and a lump of Christmas turkey | 0:00:51 | 0:00:57 | |
-# Santa brought presents -riding a reindeer | 0:00:59 | 0:01:05 | |
-# No Xbox or chocolate -just gold, frankincense and myrrh # | 0:01:06 | 0:01:13 | |
-Merry Christmas. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-From Gareth the orangutan. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
-On Hansh. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
-Oh! Follow me on Twitter. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-And Snapchat. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
-And SoundCloud. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
-But not Facebook. I'm not on it. -But like Hansh's Facebook. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
-Merry Christmas. -and a Happy New Year. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Ta-ra! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
-It's Christmas. Christmas -isn't Christmas without turkey. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-I'm going to show you how I pimp up -my turkey, Chris Roberts style. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:48 | |
-Ho, ho, ho. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-Fire and smoke | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-Warning: Strong language | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
-Spatchcock. That means removing -the spine and opening it up. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
-It increases the surface area, -so you can get a crispy skin. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
-I love crispy skin on a turkey. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-It also helps to cook the white meat -and the dark meat evenly. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
-It's a great way of cooking. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-The same thing the other side. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-That's a spatchcock. It's ready for -the smoker apart from the sexy rub. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
-I'm going to season both sides. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
-Olive oil all over it. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
-Spice all over it. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
-I won't tell you what's in it - -it's my secret ingredient. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-You can experiment -with the spices you like. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-Salt. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
-That's it. Sexy rubbed turkey -spatchcock ready to be smoked. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
-What better. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
-I have the big baby today. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
-I love my smoker. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
-I love it. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
-I've put in -some charcoal and cherry wood. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-In it goes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-I love that sizzle. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-This will cook for an hour -to an hour and a quarter... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-..between 300 and 350 Fahrenheit. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-I got her face with a snowball! -You can have turkey later. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-The turkey's on the go. You can't -have turkey without cranberry sauce. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:46 | |
-It makes Christmas for me. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
-They're amazing together, -like John and Alun. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-I'm making my cranberry sauce -from fresh. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-Don't be lazy, it's Christmas. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-I add soft brown sugar. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
-It looks like a lot -but fresh cranberries are sour. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-You want the sweetness to go -with the acidity of the cranberries. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Wait for it to start bubbling. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-You can't have cranberry sauce -without good booze. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-Port tastes of Christmas for me. -It's amazing. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-It's bubbling up like lava. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-In go the cranberries. These are -fresh. You could use frozen ones. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
-I also like to add lemon zest... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-..and the juice of a lemon too, -making sure I catch the pips. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-Clementines -remind me of Christmas too. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-If you could smell -what I'm smelling. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-Christmas in a pan. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-To add some more flavour, -I'll add two star anise. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-Cinnamon sticks too. Just roll them -to activate the flavours. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
-You know me by now. -I like a kick in everything. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-In my cranberry sauce, -I'm going to add a chilli. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
-Let it cook down until you can hear -the cranberries popping. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
-That's when you know they're ready. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-Like my hero, Keith Floyd, said... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-.."If the booze -isn't good enough to drink... | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
-"..it's not good enough -to cook with." | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
-Cheers. Merry Christmas. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
-It's Christmas. That's lovely. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
-That's juicy. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
-It only took an hour to cook. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
-I must have a taste. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
-Ho, ho, ho! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
-Fucking amazing. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-Fuck having -ten box of Lynx Africa... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-..and the same socks from -the same people year after year. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-That's Christmas for me - -turkey with cranberry sauce. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-Merry Christmas. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Let's see what Roxy thinks. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
-Do you like it? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-You see a girl walking in and they -assume you're someone's girlfriend. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-It's laughable -but it shouldn't happen. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-The last year has been mental. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
-It started -after we did our Maida Vale session. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Since then, it's been gig after gig. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-It's a year since we released -our first single. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
-I don't know what's happened. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-I met Heledd two years ago December. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-As if! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
-Surely not! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
-Last year, we played in Gwdihw -with Mellt... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-..for Decidedly Presents. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-D'you know? | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
-That was a year ago. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-During our first gig, -she came up to us drunk and said... | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-.."If you want a drummer, -I'm a drummer." | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-We said, "Sound." That was it! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-Oh, my God. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
-Hello? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-OK. OK. Cool. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-Nice one. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
-Give me a bell when you're here. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-Bye. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
-She's such a drip. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-She's not. She's very on it. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-I've been working for Clwb Ifor Bach -for about a month. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
-It's really exciting. We try -to put on as many gigs as we can. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
-I was asked to DJ in Femme -in Carmarthen. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-It was something -that Adwaith started... | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-..to celebrate Welsh women's music. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:09 | |
-What have you forgotten? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
-What have you forgotten? - -The banner. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-It's in the house. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-It's in the house. - -Do you want me to go and get it? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
-This is our second Femme gig. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-It's a way of promoting -female musicians in the Welsh scene. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
-In gig line-ups, -it's the same bands all the time. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-All-male bands. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-It's boring. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
-It's something very alpha male. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-We've been waiting for this -for a while. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
-A night of female artists... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
-..shouldn't be all that important. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-There've never been so many women. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-But they've taken the lead -and decided to put on a night. | 0:08:54 | 0:09:00 | |
-Women used to sing and that's it. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-The blokes did the rest. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-Now, we're learning to record -and perform... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
-..and to understand how things work. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-But also to get recognition for it. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-You've been doing it for... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-Fiddling about! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
-But it just wasn't being recognized. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
-There's more... | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-The world has moved on a touch. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
-There's a recognition -that everyone creates. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-I've had a lot of stick about it. -People saying, "What's the point? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
-"Men and women should be equal, -so you should have equal gigs." | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-That's the goal. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
-But that's not the situation now. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-We're trying to change it -so we can do it. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
-Most line-ups are all-male. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-So, what's the point? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
-We're all very different, especially -when it comes to our style. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
-If you think about it too much... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-..it takes away the coolness -of having an image. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-I hate it when people say, "What's -it like being in a band with girls?" | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
-We play music. That's all we do. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-If there were four men in a band... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-..you wouldn't think, -"They're an all-male band." | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Femme in itself -is something very important to have. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
-There are so many more women around -making music. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-Adwaith have done something -really special. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-I think there might be a time where -we have to do this more often... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
-..before things become more equal. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-# Do you remember -when you used to fancy... # | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
-What we want is just to be a band, -not a girl band. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-# Ooh-ooh # | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-Thank you. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
-Hey, you guys! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-Thank you for coming. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
-. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:31 | |
-Subtitles | 0:11:35 | 0:11:35 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-Bry's tips to survive -the work Christmas party. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
-Don't hold the bloody party -in the office. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-It saves cash, but, dear Lord, -you're asking for trouble. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:50 | |
-Samuel, look at the sly one -I'm leaving for Gwilym accounts. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
-The best Secret Santa you'll get. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
-When you're drinking, try to keep -away from the serious issues. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
-What did you say, Gwilym? Promotion? -I'm not sure about that. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
-I'm coming round to Brexit. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Get over it, Snowflake. -You're holding Britain back! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-Hitler. He wasn't all bad. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-I'd frack the fucking lot. -Every nook and cranny. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
-Especially in North Wales. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
-Wylfa B. 100% in favour. -It's only Anglesey. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
-However much you drink... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-..try not to bitch about -the people you don't like in work. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
-I've heard the new bloke in HR -is a bit of a twat. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
-He votes Tory -and stinks like a sack of dead cats. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
-Ah, Gwilym! Gwilym accounts. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
-Absolute... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
-Terrible human being. -Poor excuse of a man. Dickhead. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
-Gwilym! Alright? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
-Everyone OK in accounts? -Good boy. Keep up the good work. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
-Good boy. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-A lot of people -try to dodge Christmas parties. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-They're twats. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-You have to go. Show your face. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-Don't leave too early either. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-You're off now, are you? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
-Oh, alright. Playing golf -tomorrow morning, are you? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-Fair play. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
-Good now. Bye. Ta-ra. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-Fucking twat. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-Right penis. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
-If there's a buffet, -show some restraint. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
-Some decorum. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-The same's true -if there's a free bar. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-Try to be cool about it. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-Good spread. Yes, free bar! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-What time does the free bar close? -We've only got six hours. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
-This'll be nice tomorrow. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-Get me 15 pints of lager and -a whisky. The most expensive one. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
-I'll go home -to put them in the fridge. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-Come on. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
-Berian, the fat bastard. -That was the last cake! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-If there's no free bar, management -should buy you one drink at least. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:53 | |
-If they don't, they're twats. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-If you do get one, be thankful. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-What the fuck is this piss? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-Don't talk shop. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
-No-one likes the boring person -who talks about work in a party. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
-We need a consultation -and cooperation... | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
-..in order to prioritize -moving forwards with the project. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
-If you get stuck -with that boring person... | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-..be careful -you don't leave abruptly... | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-..too obviously. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-..effectively to move forwards... | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-Yeah, OK! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
-I need a shit. Don't follow me. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-Don't expect people to work -the following day. Madness! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-Recipe for disaster. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
-Even Stalin gave a day off -to people after a Christmas party. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
-Well, probably. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-People will be hung-over. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-VOMITING | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
-How are you, Miss Williams? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
-Party? No, not my scene. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Boozing? No, I don't drink. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Teetotal. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
-Vomiting? Just now? No! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
-That's how I shit. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
-Or they'll still be pissed. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
-How much? It's a good price? -Pounds? 250,000? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-Whatever they are, get me some. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
-Right, welcome to you all. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-The first item on the agenda -this morning... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-..him, for getting his cock out -last night! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-Deuawdau Rhys Meirion? -Fucking cancel it! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
-For God's sake, take care -when texting and using social media. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:43 | |
-Even when chatting the next morning. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-Be discreet -about your own indiscretions... | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
-..and other people's indiscretions. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
-"Shagging that one from reception." | 0:15:54 | 0:16:00 | |
-Yeah, yeah. There you are. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-I drank so much Guinness -last night... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-..I've been farting flat out. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
-I shat myself. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-My pants resembles -a newborn's nappy. Send. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
-Fuck! No! Not reply all! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-Honesty isn't the best policy -every time. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-Yes. That's spunk, bound to be. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
-Glenys, sorry for dunking my balls -in the biscuit tin. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
-It's not acceptable. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-Didn't you know? There we are, then. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-Custard creams? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
-Good choice, Glenys. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
-Yes, I shat myself -and I slept in a barn. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-But you know me, -I don't miss a day's work. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-No, you won't see him today. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-Too ashamed probably. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
-He was caught giving a blow job -to the bloke from the post room. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:57 | |
-You son works in the post room. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-Trefor, let's have a word -about that important project. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
-Well, there you are. -Merry Christmas. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-Right, Pot Noodle and a wank. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-350g plain flour, 125g butter | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
-175g dark brown sugar, -2tsp ground ginger | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
-1tsp cinnamon | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-1 egg | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
-4tbsp golden syrup | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-Fridge for 30 minutes | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
-150C 20 minutes | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
-200g icing sugar, 1tsp water | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-# Christmas Eve | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-# Everyone's fast asleep | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-# Not a word, not a peep | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-# Anywhere on the street | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-# Santa's busy emptying his sack | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-# To the children of the world | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-# But this year there won't be -any smiles in our house | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
-# Oh, Jesus Christ | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-# Everyone's pissed | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
-# Liz is talking shit | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
-# Until ten past three | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-# Oh, Jesus Christ | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
-# Don't feel sad | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
-# At least there's lager -in the house | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
-# Footsteps can be heard | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
-# On the roof at midnight | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-# But the next morning | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-# Something is up | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-# A burglar has been | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-# And the presents have gone | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-# They've emptied the house -apart from Arfon Wyn CDs | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
-# Oh, Jesus Christ | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-# I feel sad | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
-# Mami's choking on a mince pie | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
-# Oh, Jesus Christ | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
-# Everyone's pissed | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-# Dadi's in jail -for drink and drive # | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
-Merry Christmas. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
-Christmas! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
-Lights! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-Christmas lights! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-Lights Christmas? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
-Every Christmas, people -celebrate the annual festival by... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
-..eating special food only available -during the annual festival. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
-Turkey! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
-Wearing traditional -Christmas jumpers. Rad! | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
-And offering a gift to Elin -as a message of goodwill. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
-But, of course, -the true meaning of Christmas... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-..is running up to the attic to get -lights to tart up your house. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-Enough bulbs -to make Blackpool blush. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-As Christmas -falls at the end of December... | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
-..here's an excuse to look at... | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-..the best bulbs, strobes -and plastic deer in North Wales. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
-Look at those lights! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
-Here's a good effort -from the land of deer. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
-Believe it or not, -these aren't real deer. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
-They've all been created -in the back of the house... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-..in a place similar -to Santa's toy workshop. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
-Just that they're not toys -but wooden deer... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
-..stood in the front garden -in a sea of lights. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-This is a nice house. -Jesus is in his manger. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-There are snowballs -projected on the wall. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-What this house teaches us -is that there are decorations... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
-..now inside the home! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-Here's Christmas -for Santa and the Elvis-es! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
-A tree full of Elvis baubles. -An Elvis stocking. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
-Everything Elvis-related -you can imagine. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
-To crown it all, Graceland! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
-The King's mansion -gets a big thumbs-up from me! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-The entire collection guarantees... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-..there won't be a Blue Christmas -in this house this Christmas. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
-Here's a proper wonderland. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
-An electricity -and Christmas masterpiece... | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
-..puked over an innocent house -in the most tasteful way. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
-Look how every inch of -the white walls has been covered... | 0:22:25 | 0:22:30 | |
-..from the drains -to the guttering... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
-..with symbols -of the Welsh Christmas. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-Apparently, there are -so many lights across America... | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
-..the lights can be seen from space! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
-Calm down! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-Bloody hell! Phone Las Vegas because -someone's stolen their bulbs. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
-Here are -the Christmas lights champions. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-My favourite -from this mad collection... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
-..is the firework star. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
-Imagine the electricity bill! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
-Fun fact for you, kids, -a set of 20 large bulb lights... | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
-..used over Christmas -costs around 11.26. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
-On the other hand, similar -new, swish LED lights only cost 16p. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:17 | |
-So it's better to use LED. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-There we are, my golden, -post-electrical friends. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
-I'll bid farewell by wishing you... | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
-..a merry, colourful -and bright Christmas to you all. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
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