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-Bry's Fashion Tips...

-..For The Lads.

-I call this first style,

-I'm In A Band, I Am.

-Samuel, come on.

-You know the sort.

-Those millennials you see around...

-..who look as if they need

-a hand-out for a bite to eat.

-Fucking hell, you smell!

-The jumper is the main event.

-The more holes it has, the more

-people will think you're a musician.

-Or, God forbid, an artist.

-Go through your father

-or your grandfather's stock.

-The older, the better.

-Young people

-wear any old shit nowadays.

-Trousers? Something

-in your mother's wardrobe.

-From when she was young,

-preferably black.

-Shoes? Buy a pair one size too big.

-Make sure that the trousers

-stop six inches above them...

-..to show off your shit socks.

-Style, lads.

-Next, the Flat Out Hambone,

-for the farmer who's short of time.

-Everyone appreciates

-a practical dresser.

-The advantage of this style

-is never having to wash them.

-If you spill vindaloo

-on your overalls...

-..say it's shit,

-and all will be well.

-Don't let anyone say that wellies

-aren't suitable for any occasion.

-Weddings, job interviews,

-funerals, bar mitzvahs.

-They're ideal for that shortcut home

-across a field and through a ditch.

-If they're OK for Dai Llanilar,

-they're good enough for you.

-The next style is the Yokel...

-..one of my favourite styles.

-The best way to nail this look

-is with a fake Wales shirt...

-..preferably

-with a massive 'Cymru' on it...

-..in case people are short-sighted.

-Tuck the shirt in

-until it's at breaking point...

-..and pull the trousers up.

-Belt? Who the fuck needs a belt?

-Baler twine will do fine.

-Who looks here anyway?

-Only perverts.

-Jeans. This is where

-you'll make savings.

-If you hear that Uncle Derek

-has died, go to see Auntie Marian.

-Very sad, commiserations.

-Where are his jeans?

-I'll take them out of your way.

-Bargain.

-Shoes.

-Bizarrely, these are

-the exception in this style.

-You look like shit, but go for

-the fanciest shoes you can find.

-Ones even Italian Americans

-would think too shiny.

-The Valley Boys style.

-You'll see them coming off trains

-in Swansea, Newport and Cardiff.

-S'appenin', butt?

-As little up top as possible.

-The Welsh version

-of those twats from Essex.

-Where too's that vest from?

-These lads work out.

-Well, usually.

-They're keen to show

-as much of their bodies as possible.

-The shorts must be nice and tight.

-If you can't see the outline

-of the cock and the balls...

-..then what's the point?

-Yes.

-You do see it usually.

-2 tbsp salt, 2 tbsp sugar

-2 tbsp salt

-2 tbsp sugar

-Leave overnight,

-then 180C for 3 hours

-2 tbsp mayo, half tsp

-mustard powder, 1 tbsp sriracha

-Cheese, gherkins, bread

-Don't Trust Anyone

-On 22 November 1963...

-..US President John Fitzgerald

-Kennedy was assassinated...

-..while travelling in a car

-in Dallas, Texas.

-Let's start with the facts.

-Sorry, the "facts".

-JFK was in an open-top car

-in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas.

-In a sixth-floor window

-of the Texas Book Depository...

-..Lee Harvey Oswald and his gun

-lay in wait.

-Oswald aims and fires three times.

-The first shot goes wide.

-As in so wide,

-he wasn't even trying.

-The second bullet

-hits Kennedy in the back...

-..and comes out through his throat.

-The third shot is bang on target.

-It hits Kennedy

-in the back of the head.

-It didn't look good for JFK then.

-So much for the facts.

-What are the conspiracy theories?

-Here are some of them.

-First, the Second Gunman Theory.

-Although Oswald had been a Marine...

-..apparently,

-he wasn't that much of a shot.

-So, it was quite a feat...

-..to hit a moving target...

-..from about 150 feet away...

-..so there must have been

-a second gunman.

-Someone helping Oswald,

-located on the grassy knoll.

-But who was the second gunman?

-Anyone who's anyone

-has been suggested...

-..as Oswald's accomplice.

-I'm fairly sure

-my gran was named at one point.

-But in pole position are the CIA.

-Every good conspiracy theory

-mentions the CIA.

-Things hadn't been great

-between Kennedy and the CIA...

-..since Cuba's Bay of Pigs failure.

-Google it if you don't know.

-Many think that the CIA

-played a part in the assassination.

-I don't though.

-No, we don't say that at all.

-None of us.

-In case the CIA

-are listening and watching, sorry.

-Next, the KGB.

-Or the Russians, basically.

-Again, in 1963, things were bad

-between the USA and the USSR.

-The Cold War was at its height.

-The Cold War began, more or less,

-immediately after World War Two.

-Hold on, are we going through

-the whole Cold War?

-No chance, it's massive.

-We'll just say that maybe the KGB

-or the Russians did it.

-Another theory is Friendly Fire.

-This is a good one,

-pretty funny actually.

-Given the situation, I mean.

-Was the second gunman...

-..one of JFK's security team

-in the car following him?

-The theory is that

-the first bullet hit Kennedy...

-..that the bodyguard panicked...

-..and shot JFK accidentally

-as the cars slowed.

-Apparently,

-the bodyguard was inexperienced.

-It was his first day,

-and what an awful one it was.

-Those are just some

-of the hundreds of theories.

-Going through them all

-would take hours.

-I'll give an honourable mention

-to some that could be true.

-The Mafia.

-Vice President Lyndon B Johnson.

-He came out of this very, very well.

-Illuminati.

-And Cuba.

-But what do you think?

-Who do you think shot Kennedy?

-Let us know in the Comments

-and thank you for watching.

-Remember, keep your eyes peeled

-and don't trust anyone.

-Glastonbury's Biggest Fan?

-That's the Glastonbury Tor.

-When you see it,

-you know you're almost there.

-The Park

-is one of the festival fields.

-They had surprise guests there,

-and I still remember Radiohead.

-I've never seen a crowd

-singing so loud.

-The Pyramid Stage itself,

-where all the headliners play.

-These are the flower boards

-beside the walkways.

-These are all based

-on my own photos.

-Cartune. Which Song? Which Band?

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-Right, you've asked me

-to find South Wales' best pizza.

-Let's fucking do this.

-I'm at Pizza Pronto

-in Penarth, Cardiff...

-..to try an artisan pizza.

-I don't know what the fuck it is.

-Can I get one nduja and one peaches

-with balsamic glaze, please?

-Why don't you come in and make it?

-Why don't you come in and make it?

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-Yeah?

-I can't wait. I'm turned on.

-These are two

-completely different pizzas.

-One with spicy Italian sausage,

-one with peaches and balsamic glaze.

-This is a serious pizza.

-It's a bit strong,

-the vinegar really kicks in.

-This pizza is tough to cut,

-but it counts as cardio.

-Oh! That's spicy!

-What's it fucking doing to me?

-It's nice, but the spice is hot.

-The peach one is much nicer.

-All the flavours hit me.

-I don't know what to think any more.

-Peaches work perfectly.

-This pizza gets two out of five.

-It's really spicy.

-I'm sure to shit myself

-in the morning, and it'll sting.

-This pizza, with the peaches,

-gets three out of five.

-# Small the seed of every greatness

-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

-# Small the seed of every greatness

-# Small every man

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-# Small every man

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-# Small every man

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-# Small every man

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

-# Small every man

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-# Small every man

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-# Small every man

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big #

-Next, a classic Italian pizza

-at Swansea's Pizzeria Vesuvio.

-Can I have the Al Crudo?

-First, we can see

-the meat laid out on it.

-All the salami.

-I just want to lick it,

-to be honest.

-The olives are underneath,

-the crust is thin.

-I can't wait.

-A strong flavour.

-Olives in the back of my throat.

-This is the best way to eat a pizza,

-and it's been smashed.

-I'm giving it three out of five.

-Where to next?

-SHE CHANTS

-I'm here with one of

-the priestesses of the goddesses.

-She works here in Glastonbury...

-..to help people to reconnect

-with the goddess within them...

-..and in the world.

-I'm a bit apprehensive.

-I'm not sure if I'll connect.

-I'm nervous I'll have to fake it...

-..because I don't know

-if it's possible.

-Thousands of years ago,

-we used this wisdom...

-..from the Celtic goddesses

-to connect with ourselves...

-..the land and each other.

-I want to see if this wisdom

-can still be used today.

-Does it still have the same power?

-Today's ceremony

-is working with the goddess Bridie.

-She's especially popular

-at the time of Imbolc.

-That's the period

-just before spring...

-..where there's potential in us

-for new ideas, new feelings...

-..to awake again after the winter.

-I felt as if I was melting.

-That there was no difference

-between the two of us any more.

-As if the chanting

-was for the two of us, in a way.

-I could only see her eyes.

-Everything else had gone black.

-I'm interested in achieving

-an altered state of consciousness...

-..when I sing, but I've no map,

-I don't know how to.

-Using Bridie and a priestess

-who could channel Bridie...

-..gave me a focus really quickly.

-I got

-to a completely different place.

-I didn't feel as if I was singing,

-but something else, deeper.

-This feminine power

-is within us anyway, naturally...

-..that maybe hides beneath the ideas

-of what being a woman means.

-Having to be sexy for a man...

-..working really hard, three As

-at A level, a degree and so on.

-It's something ancient.

-A feminine power that reminds us

-that we come from nature.

-It's a reminder, a memory,

-that we are animals.

-What it feels like

-to be in our pure state.

-# Deep into the earth I go

-# Deep into the earth I know

-# Deep into the earth I go

-# Deep into the earth I know #

-I feel

-as if I'm tapping into this power.

-An ancient power

-coming from the earth...

-..into my body.

-If felt as if I was singing

-from my womb, in a way.

-It helped to know

-that the goddess Bridie was there.

-It doesn't matter

-if she exists or not...

-..because she helped me.

-# One brief minute

-# Let me try to find my feet

-# I'll try to explain

-# Before things get worse

-# Get worse #

-# Get worse #

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-Thanks, Bryn

-I'm at Rocket Joe's in Cardiff

-to get a takeaway pizza.

-Everybody's guilty pleasure.

-Let's go in, and go in hard.

-Look at the menu.

-Medium - no small pizzas.

-They don't fuck about.

-They have large - not bad -

-family and mega.

-Can I order the mega pizza

-with Rocket Joe's Special?

-No, no.

-No, I'm not doing it.

-This is an oblong pizza

-big enough to play pool on it.

-A forest of peppers, salami,

-more chicken than Nando's...

-..and I'm going to dive in hard

-like Michael Phelps.

-Mint sauce always helps.

-This pizza gets five.

-To remind you,

-I started at Pizza Pronto.

-A really nice artisan pizza,

-but a bit too fancy for me.

-Then I went to Vesuvio in Swansea

-for a traditional Italian pizza.

-But it wasn't enough.

-The best pizza in South Wales is...

-..drum roll...

-..Rocket Joe's in Cardiff...

-..with the TV-sized mega pizza.

-That's it from me.

-Thanks for fucking my fitness up.

-Strong.

-And stable.

-Strong and stable.

-Opinion - Leaving The Farm

-We've had a referendum

-to leave the farm.

-Just over half of us voted to leave.

-The other half wanted to stay,

-but there we go.

-But we'll still get handouts,

-please and thank you.

-We'll still be able

-to move around the farm.

-We're locking the sty door

-so that no-one can come in.

-But we won't be a part of the farm.

-We're on the farm,

-but not a part of it.

-We're off to the abattoir today.

-We're off to the abattoir today.

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-The abattoir.

-That sounds nice.

-That sounds nice.

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-What is an abattoir, John?

-Which Band? Anweledig

-Which Song? Dawns Y Glaw

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