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-Bry's Fashion Tips...

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-..For The Lads.

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-I call this first style,

-I'm In A Band, I Am.

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-Samuel, come on.

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-You know the sort.

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-Those millennials you see around...

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-..who look as if they need

-a hand-out for a bite to eat.

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-Fucking hell, you smell!

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-The jumper is the main event.

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-The more holes it has, the more

-people will think you're a musician.

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-Or, God forbid, an artist.

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-Go through your father

-or your grandfather's stock.

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-The older, the better.

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-Young people

-wear any old shit nowadays.

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-Trousers? Something

-in your mother's wardrobe.

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-From when she was young,

-preferably black.

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-Shoes? Buy a pair one size too big.

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-Make sure that the trousers

-stop six inches above them...

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-..to show off your shit socks.

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-Style, lads.

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-Next, the Flat Out Hambone,

-for the farmer who's short of time.

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-Everyone appreciates

-a practical dresser.

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-The advantage of this style

-is never having to wash them.

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-If you spill vindaloo

-on your overalls...

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-..say it's shit,

-and all will be well.

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-Don't let anyone say that wellies

-aren't suitable for any occasion.

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-Weddings, job interviews,

-funerals, bar mitzvahs.

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-They're ideal for that shortcut home

-across a field and through a ditch.

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-If they're OK for Dai Llanilar,

-they're good enough for you.

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-The next style is the Yokel...

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-..one of my favourite styles.

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-The best way to nail this look

-is with a fake Wales shirt...

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-..preferably

-with a massive 'Cymru' on it...

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-..in case people are short-sighted.

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-Tuck the shirt in

-until it's at breaking point...

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-..and pull the trousers up.

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-Belt? Who the fuck needs a belt?

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-Baler twine will do fine.

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-Who looks here anyway?

-Only perverts.

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-Jeans. This is where

-you'll make savings.

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-If you hear that Uncle Derek

-has died, go to see Auntie Marian.

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-Very sad, commiserations.

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-Where are his jeans?

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-I'll take them out of your way.

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-Bargain.

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-Shoes.

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-Bizarrely, these are

-the exception in this style.

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-You look like shit, but go for

-the fanciest shoes you can find.

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-Ones even Italian Americans

-would think too shiny.

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-The Valley Boys style.

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-You'll see them coming off trains

-in Swansea, Newport and Cardiff.

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-S'appenin', butt?

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-As little up top as possible.

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-The Welsh version

-of those twats from Essex.

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-Where too's that vest from?

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-These lads work out.

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-Well, usually.

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-They're keen to show

-as much of their bodies as possible.

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-The shorts must be nice and tight.

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-If you can't see the outline

-of the cock and the balls...

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-..then what's the point?

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-Yes.

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-You do see it usually.

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-2 tbsp salt, 2 tbsp sugar

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-2 tbsp salt

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-2 tbsp sugar

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-Leave overnight,

-then 180C for 3 hours

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-2 tbsp mayo, half tsp

-mustard powder, 1 tbsp sriracha

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-Cheese, gherkins, bread

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-Don't Trust Anyone

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-On 22 November 1963...

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-..US President John Fitzgerald

-Kennedy was assassinated...

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-..while travelling in a car

-in Dallas, Texas.

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-Let's start with the facts.

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-Sorry, the "facts".

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-JFK was in an open-top car

-in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas.

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-In a sixth-floor window

-of the Texas Book Depository...

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-..Lee Harvey Oswald and his gun

-lay in wait.

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-Oswald aims and fires three times.

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-The first shot goes wide.

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-As in so wide,

-he wasn't even trying.

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-The second bullet

-hits Kennedy in the back...

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-..and comes out through his throat.

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-The third shot is bang on target.

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-It hits Kennedy

-in the back of the head.

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-It didn't look good for JFK then.

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-So much for the facts.

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-What are the conspiracy theories?

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-Here are some of them.

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-First, the Second Gunman Theory.

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-Although Oswald had been a Marine...

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-..apparently,

-he wasn't that much of a shot.

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-So, it was quite a feat...

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-..to hit a moving target...

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-..from about 150 feet away...

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-..so there must have been

-a second gunman.

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-Someone helping Oswald,

-located on the grassy knoll.

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-But who was the second gunman?

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-Anyone who's anyone

-has been suggested...

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-..as Oswald's accomplice.

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-I'm fairly sure

-my gran was named at one point.

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-But in pole position are the CIA.

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-Every good conspiracy theory

-mentions the CIA.

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-Things hadn't been great

-between Kennedy and the CIA...

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-..since Cuba's Bay of Pigs failure.

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-Google it if you don't know.

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-Many think that the CIA

-played a part in the assassination.

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-I don't though.

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-No, we don't say that at all.

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-None of us.

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-In case the CIA

-are listening and watching, sorry.

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-Next, the KGB.

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-Or the Russians, basically.

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-Again, in 1963, things were bad

-between the USA and the USSR.

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-The Cold War was at its height.

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-The Cold War began, more or less,

-immediately after World War Two.

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-Hold on, are we going through

-the whole Cold War?

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-No chance, it's massive.

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-We'll just say that maybe the KGB

-or the Russians did it.

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-Another theory is Friendly Fire.

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-This is a good one,

-pretty funny actually.

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-Given the situation, I mean.

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-Was the second gunman...

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-..one of JFK's security team

-in the car following him?

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-The theory is that

-the first bullet hit Kennedy...

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-..that the bodyguard panicked...

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-..and shot JFK accidentally

-as the cars slowed.

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-Apparently,

-the bodyguard was inexperienced.

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-It was his first day,

-and what an awful one it was.

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-Those are just some

-of the hundreds of theories.

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-Going through them all

-would take hours.

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-I'll give an honourable mention

-to some that could be true.

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-The Mafia.

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-Vice President Lyndon B Johnson.

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-He came out of this very, very well.

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-Illuminati.

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-And Cuba.

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-But what do you think?

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-Who do you think shot Kennedy?

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-Let us know in the Comments

-and thank you for watching.

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-Remember, keep your eyes peeled

-and don't trust anyone.

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-Glastonbury's Biggest Fan?

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-That's the Glastonbury Tor.

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-When you see it,

-you know you're almost there.

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-The Park

-is one of the festival fields.

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-They had surprise guests there,

-and I still remember Radiohead.

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-I've never seen a crowd

-singing so loud.

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-The Pyramid Stage itself,

-where all the headliners play.

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-These are the flower boards

-beside the walkways.

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-These are all based

-on my own photos.

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-Cartune. Which Song? Which Band?

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-Right, you've asked me

-to find South Wales' best pizza.

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-Let's fucking do this.

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-I'm at Pizza Pronto

-in Penarth, Cardiff...

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-..to try an artisan pizza.

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-I don't know what the fuck it is.

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-Can I get one nduja and one peaches

-with balsamic glaze, please?

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-Why don't you come in and make it?

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-Why don't you come in and make it?

-

-Yeah?

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-I can't wait. I'm turned on.

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-These are two

-completely different pizzas.

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-One with spicy Italian sausage,

-one with peaches and balsamic glaze.

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-This is a serious pizza.

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-It's a bit strong,

-the vinegar really kicks in.

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-This pizza is tough to cut,

-but it counts as cardio.

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-Oh! That's spicy!

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-What's it fucking doing to me?

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-It's nice, but the spice is hot.

-The peach one is much nicer.

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-All the flavours hit me.

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-I don't know what to think any more.

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-Peaches work perfectly.

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-This pizza gets two out of five.

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-It's really spicy.

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-I'm sure to shit myself

-in the morning, and it'll sting.

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-This pizza, with the peaches,

-gets three out of five.

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big

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-# Small the seed of every greatness

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-# Small every man

-who thinks himself big #

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-Next, a classic Italian pizza

-at Swansea's Pizzeria Vesuvio.

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-Can I have the Al Crudo?

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-First, we can see

-the meat laid out on it.

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-All the salami.

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-I just want to lick it,

-to be honest.

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-The olives are underneath,

-the crust is thin.

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-I can't wait.

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-A strong flavour.

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-Olives in the back of my throat.

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-This is the best way to eat a pizza,

-and it's been smashed.

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-I'm giving it three out of five.

-Where to next?

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-SHE CHANTS

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-I'm here with one of

-the priestesses of the goddesses.

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-She works here in Glastonbury...

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-..to help people to reconnect

-with the goddess within them...

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-..and in the world.

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-I'm a bit apprehensive.

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-I'm not sure if I'll connect.

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-I'm nervous I'll have to fake it...

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-..because I don't know

-if it's possible.

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-Thousands of years ago,

-we used this wisdom...

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-..from the Celtic goddesses

-to connect with ourselves...

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-..the land and each other.

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-I want to see if this wisdom

-can still be used today.

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-Does it still have the same power?

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-Today's ceremony

-is working with the goddess Bridie.

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-She's especially popular

-at the time of Imbolc.

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-That's the period

-just before spring...

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-..where there's potential in us

-for new ideas, new feelings...

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-..to awake again after the winter.

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-I felt as if I was melting.

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-That there was no difference

-between the two of us any more.

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-As if the chanting

-was for the two of us, in a way.

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-I could only see her eyes.

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-Everything else had gone black.

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-I'm interested in achieving

-an altered state of consciousness...

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-..when I sing, but I've no map,

-I don't know how to.

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-Using Bridie and a priestess

-who could channel Bridie...

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-..gave me a focus really quickly.

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-I got

-to a completely different place.

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-I didn't feel as if I was singing,

-but something else, deeper.

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-This feminine power

-is within us anyway, naturally...

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-..that maybe hides beneath the ideas

-of what being a woman means.

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-Having to be sexy for a man...

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-..working really hard, three As

-at A level, a degree and so on.

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-It's something ancient.

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-A feminine power that reminds us

-that we come from nature.

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-It's a reminder, a memory,

-that we are animals.

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-What it feels like

-to be in our pure state.

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-# Deep into the earth I go

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-# Deep into the earth I know

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-# Deep into the earth I go

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-# Deep into the earth I know #

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-I feel

-as if I'm tapping into this power.

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-An ancient power

-coming from the earth...

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-..into my body.

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-If felt as if I was singing

-from my womb, in a way.

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-It helped to know

-that the goddess Bridie was there.

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-It doesn't matter

-if she exists or not...

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-..because she helped me.

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-# One brief minute

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-# Let me try to find my feet

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-# I'll try to explain

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-# Before things get worse

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-# Get worse #

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-# Get worse #

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-Thanks, Bryn

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-I'm at Rocket Joe's in Cardiff

-to get a takeaway pizza.

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-Everybody's guilty pleasure.

-Let's go in, and go in hard.

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-Look at the menu.

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-Medium - no small pizzas.

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-They don't fuck about.

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-They have large - not bad -

-family and mega.

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-Can I order the mega pizza

-with Rocket Joe's Special?

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-No, no.

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-No, I'm not doing it.

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-This is an oblong pizza

-big enough to play pool on it.

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-A forest of peppers, salami,

-more chicken than Nando's...

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-..and I'm going to dive in hard

-like Michael Phelps.

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-Mint sauce always helps.

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-This pizza gets five.

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-To remind you,

-I started at Pizza Pronto.

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-A really nice artisan pizza,

-but a bit too fancy for me.

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-Then I went to Vesuvio in Swansea

-for a traditional Italian pizza.

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-But it wasn't enough.

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-The best pizza in South Wales is...

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-..drum roll...

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-..Rocket Joe's in Cardiff...

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-..with the TV-sized mega pizza.

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-That's it from me.

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-Thanks for fucking my fitness up.

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-Strong.

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-And stable.

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-Strong and stable.

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-Opinion - Leaving The Farm

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-We've had a referendum

-to leave the farm.

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-Just over half of us voted to leave.

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-The other half wanted to stay,

-but there we go.

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-But we'll still get handouts,

-please and thank you.

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-We'll still be able

-to move around the farm.

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-We're locking the sty door

-so that no-one can come in.

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-But we won't be a part of the farm.

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-We're on the farm,

-but not a part of it.

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-We're off to the abattoir today.

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-We're off to the abattoir today.

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-The abattoir.

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-That sounds nice.

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-That sounds nice.

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-What is an abattoir, John?

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-Which Band? Anweledig

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